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Big Red Button 6-17-26 · Dom and Jeremy

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  Speaker 1: Jerry, Katy and Josh one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Katie kind of had a funny little observation and story
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  Speaker 2: off the air, and we're like, we gotta talk about
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  Speaker 2: that on the air.
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  Speaker 3: What you got, Yeah, Well, just sitting around my house,
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  Speaker 3: like you know, doing things. I did all the laundry
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  Speaker 3: things as far as washing the clothes and then drying
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  Speaker 3: the clothes. And then as I sat there, I was like,
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  Speaker 3: my gosh, I wish I didn't have to actually like
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  Speaker 3: do the hard stuff with the laundry and fold the
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  Speaker 3: clothes and put them away, right.
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  Speaker 4: I wish I had a button for that.
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  Speaker 3: And so it got me thinking like what if we
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  Speaker 3: all had a button?
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  Speaker 4: Right, everybody's got a button and when you.
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  Speaker 3: Press it it does something like what does your button do?
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  Speaker 4: I just thought that was so interesting.
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  Speaker 3: And mine, definitely it doesn't really have to do with
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  Speaker 3: the clothes and laundry.
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  Speaker 4: I can do that for myself. But mine has to
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  Speaker 4: do with food. Do you want to hear?
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  Speaker 5: Mine is yes please?
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  Speaker 3: So I think it'd be great if I had a
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  Speaker 3: button that when I push it everything I need to
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  Speaker 3: make all of the meals for the week automatically in
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  Speaker 3: my fridge. I don't have to go, and I don't
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  Speaker 3: mind grocery shopping, but I just think that that's something
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  Speaker 3: that takes such a long time and it's such a process.
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  Speaker 3: But also when I have a full fridge and a
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  Speaker 3: full like cupboards full of food, I feel rich. Like
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  Speaker 3: that feeling to me is one of the best, like
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  Speaker 3: everything I need, I don't have to want for anything,
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  Speaker 3: Like having a full fridge in full cupboards to me
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  Speaker 3: is living large well.
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  Speaker 5: And as a single guy, like it's just like living
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  Speaker 5: by myself. My fridge is never stocked full, like exactly.
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  Speaker 5: The only time is when I do planned meals with people,
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  Speaker 5: and that's the only time ever. Otherwise it's my sad
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  Speaker 5: you know, single living man with like a doctor pepper
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  Speaker 5: and a beer from three months ago. You know, so
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  Speaker 5: I feel you on that if I could just get
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  Speaker 5: it stocked, I would make so much more.
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  Speaker 3: You know, mas, me feel so good, Like when I
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  Speaker 3: go grocery shopping and I am stock full of everything
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  Speaker 3: I need, I won't wander back in the fridge just
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  Speaker 3: to look at it. I'm a beautiful Hello fridge, you're
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  Speaker 3: doing good night butter with your full fridge.
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  Speaker 2: You know that book, that kid's book good Night Moon's
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  Speaker 2: got a right one called good night Butter.
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  Speaker 4: I have so good night Butter. It puts the biggest
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  Speaker 4: smile on mind.
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  Speaker 1: That's what your button's doing.
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  Speaker 4: Automatically makes me happy.
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  Speaker 3: So my buttringe full, fridge full cupboards, Yeah, yeah, full.
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  Speaker 2: Lines are wide open. If you guys would like to
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  Speaker 2: call in and tell us, I mean, just have.
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  Speaker 1: Some fun with this. This is kind of ridiculous. Right,
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  Speaker 1: you got a button right there.
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  Speaker 2: It's a big red button on your desk, and boom
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  Speaker 2: every time you hit it.
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  Speaker 1: What happens? Three oh three six nine one one mix
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  Speaker 1: three oh three six nine.
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  Speaker 2: One sixteen forty nine, Josh, what happens when you hitting it?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 5: For me? For me, I think a really good one
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  Speaker 5: would be I just click the big red button and
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  Speaker 5: automatically my first date is planned. Because the first date
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  Speaker 5: is so important, right it it leaves you know, the
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  Speaker 5: first impression. Is this guy good or not? Like I
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  Speaker 5: want the most extravagant, fun first and pression ready date,
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  Speaker 5: and I just have to hit that big red button.
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  Speaker 5: And it's like we're doing blank blank blank blank blank,
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  Speaker 5: all this stuff in a row. And so whoever my
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  Speaker 5: first date is with is like this dude, rough, I
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  Speaker 5: would love that.
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  Speaker 1: And they got a button because there's so much pressure, Well,
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  Speaker 1: they wouldn't know about the button. Oh yeah, they wouldn't.
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  Speaker 4: Get to your secret button.
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  Speaker 1: It's a quiet button, all right. What would your button do?
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  Speaker 2: You got a big red button and every time you
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  Speaker 2: smash it, boom.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the whole what was that Staples? That was easy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, easy button.
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  Speaker 2: A couple that came in on the text line. Somebody says,
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  Speaker 2: every time I push it, somewhere in America, a telemarketer gets.
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  Speaker 1: A flat tire. That's pretty funny. That's kind of good.
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  Speaker 1: Telemarketers are annoying.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody else said, every time I push it, an aggressive
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  Speaker 2: goose appears and chases away whoever I'm talking to.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, geese are mean, dude, I don't know if I'd
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  Speaker 1: wish that.
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  Speaker 2: John wrote in and says, every time I push it,
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  Speaker 2: I would be doing some sort of speech at work
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  Speaker 2: in a bald ego would fly overhead and screen approval.
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  Speaker 5: Now, that's fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: That's a weird one.
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  Speaker 4: That is weird.
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  Speaker 6: Hi Kim, Hi, how are you guys?
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  Speaker 2: Well, we're super dupes. So you got that big red
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  Speaker 2: button every time you hit it. What's happening?
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  Speaker 6: My husband disappears?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Kim, how are things at home? Is everything?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? I love that, Kim?
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  Speaker 6: He just he just drives me crazy. After almost forty years.
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  Speaker 1: You get rid of that colun.
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  Speaker 4: You're sticking to it. You're like, no, I want him gone.
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  Speaker 4: It's been way too long.
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  Speaker 1: What's the most sound you do?
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  Speaker 2: Sound like my mom? I'm talking about my dad. What's
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  Speaker 2: the most annoying thing that he does?
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  Speaker 6: Well? He doesn't communicate. I mean that's been like that
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  Speaker 6: for for.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You know what, I'm just supposed to know exactly where
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  Speaker 6: he's at and what he's doing, and I'm just you know,
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  Speaker 6: and then he just expects me to magically know everything
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  Speaker 6: he's thinking and talking about.
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  Speaker 1: At this point, at this point, shouldn't you, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: don't you read her? Read his mind? Now? At this point?
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  Speaker 6: Whoa sometimes times not always?
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, anything it. I bet he's got a big
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  Speaker 2: red button that he can hit and it would stop
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  Speaker 2: all your nagging at him.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I bet.
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  Speaker 6: He always says. If I don't like it, I can
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  Speaker 6: leave and like, I'm still here.
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  Speaker 1: Don't tempt me, I know.
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  Speaker 6: But then I always sell him. It'll cost him more
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  Speaker 6: to because Colorado's a fifty to fifty steak.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, Kim, thank you for the laughs. We
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  Speaker 1: appreciate you calling.
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  Speaker 2: In a couple more on the text line, somebody says,
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  Speaker 2: every time I hit my button, a raccoon is going
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  Speaker 2: to appear and he'll hand me a lottery ticket.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I need.
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  Speaker 1: He's like the little raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm I need to win the lottery.
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  Speaker 2: Every time I hit the button, one random person is
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  Speaker 2: going to start creving a baked potato and have no
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  Speaker 2: idea why.
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  Speaker 4: That's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Edward in It says, every time I hit the button,
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  Speaker 2: it's gonna change my voice to Morgan Freeman's Morgan Freeman's
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  Speaker 2: voice for one hour.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty good too. These are ridiculous. Hi, Debbie, good morning,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. What's your big red button gonna do?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, so picture this. You get up in the morning,
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  Speaker 7: you go to your closet, you push the button, and
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  Speaker 7: you are automatically dressed in the perfect outfit for the occasion,
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  Speaker 7: for the day. And not only is it the perfect outfit,
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  Speaker 7: it fits perfectly. You don't even have to like suck
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  Speaker 7: your gut into button your pants.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you don't have a front butt at all.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's gonna make your whole better. Debbie.
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  Speaker 1: What are you wearing today, Debbie?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I want dogs for work, so I'm just wearing
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  Speaker 7: shorts t top.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you definitely need the button. You need the button, Debbie.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good one. Thank you very much for calling in.
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  Speaker 2: Do I have any more I want to read you?
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  Speaker 2: Somebody says the button would cause my dog to narrate
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  Speaker 2: his thoughts for five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: That one's yeah, I kind of narrowed mine down. I
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  Speaker 1: had a few.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking, like, this is a total dad one. Boom,
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  Speaker 2: I hit the button and the lawn is mode and
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  Speaker 2: done and I don't have to think about it. Beautiful week,
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  Speaker 2: which is I'm starting to get to that point, perfectly edged,
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  Speaker 2: perfect trim. You know, we got a really good one
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  Speaker 2: from Maddie that I loved. I didn't even think about this,
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  Speaker 2: but she says she would put the button in her
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  Speaker 2: car and every time that there's a red light ahead
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  Speaker 2: of her, she can press that bad boy automatically turns green.
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  Speaker 5: I like that one.
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  Speaker 2: It's like what the police officers and firefighters have they
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  Speaker 2: have that thing that can change the lights. The other
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  Speaker 2: one I was thinking of is boom. I hit it
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  Speaker 2: in instantly full tank of gas.
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  Speaker 1: Especially right now.
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  Speaker 5: Does it take the money out of your account?
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  Speaker 7: Though?
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  Speaker 2: Boom, and you watch the little thing and you get
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  Speaker 2: full gas. That's a pretty solid button. The other one,
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  Speaker 2: since we have one today, you hit it and you
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  Speaker 2: get to the skip meetings.
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  Speaker 1: That's really good.
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  Speaker 2: Shout out high, big rub the button. But the one
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  Speaker 2: I think I settled on. And it's so hard to
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  Speaker 2: find the most perfectly ripe avocado because you go to
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  Speaker 2: make a salad and you want the avocado and it's
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  Speaker 2: always too hard or it's gone total squash. I want
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  Speaker 2: the avocado to appear every time I hit the button
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  Speaker 2: that is perfectly ripe, the most perfect avocado.
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  Speaker 4: That's what you're going with.
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  Speaker 1: I think.
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  Speaker 4: So that's kind of lame.
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  Speaker 1: You don't like that.
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  Speaker 4: I thought you would have went bigger than that. But okay,
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  Speaker 4: avocado dreams, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta crush my side. I just want to be supportive.
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  Speaker 1: You stare at butter in your fridge.
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  Speaker 4: I know, but I've got a whole fridge full of food, Like.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I just want an avocado.
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  Speaker 3: Avocados and more in my fridge. But you just want
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  Speaker 3: one ripe avocado I.
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  Speaker 1: Want every time.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, where are you hating on my good to be you?
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  Speaker 3: If that is your one concern in life is ripe avocados,
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  Speaker 3: hats off to you, homie.
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted one avocata.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, like you can have it there. You no button doom,
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  Speaker 4: so you get those avocados.
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  Speaker 1: There. It is