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  Speaker 1: So it was a whirlwind if you love the transaction,
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  Speaker 1: if you get all horny for the transaction, you needed
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  Speaker 1: an ambulance. By midday. There was a lot going on,
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  Speaker 1: a lot going on. Am I gonna sit here and
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  Speaker 1: pretend like I'm an expert on every single player? God? No,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I know I have no life, but I
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  Speaker 1: got some life compared to some of these other jabbronis,
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  Speaker 1: who I think are all fraudsters. Now I got into radio.
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  Speaker 1: I worked for a guy in San Diego who claimed
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  Speaker 1: he knew the answer to every name in like baseball.
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  Speaker 1: People would call up with phony phone calls about names
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  Speaker 1: of athletes that they just made up, and this guy
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  Speaker 1: would say, well, I know that guy was in DOUBLEA
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  Speaker 1: for the Cardinals or something like that. It's a bull crap.
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  Speaker 1: And I look at a lot of these so called
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  Speaker 1: geniuses who are out there breaking down the free agent pyramid,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, that guy's a charlatan, that guy's a
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  Speaker 1: con man and all that. But our lead from people
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  Speaker 1: we've heard of, Our lead from the quarterback mart on
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  Speaker 1: the move again, on the move again, the high speed
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  Speaker 1: sports wires smoking hot, smoking hot, developing dot dot dot,
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  Speaker 1: and the legal tampering period is underway. The flag is
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  Speaker 1: up and off to the races we go. And the
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  Speaker 1: story came out early. The Dolphins said bye bye to
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  Speaker 1: to a tongue of Iloa and the worst kept secret around.
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  Speaker 1: The story had been out for sometimes. So then a
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  Speaker 1: few hours later, just a few hours later, too was
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  Speaker 1: swooped up in NFL free Agencies found a new employer.
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  Speaker 1: I assume you know by now, however, there's a chance
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  Speaker 1: that you actually have lived your life. You worked, have
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  Speaker 1: you slept, You weren't paying attention, and you tune in,
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  Speaker 1: you want to hear what's going on. So the story
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  Speaker 1: we learned that Tua Tongue of Iloa taking his talents
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  Speaker 1: to the atl dirty birds, going all the dirty birds.
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  Speaker 1: There a one year contract for the minimum one point
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  Speaker 1: three million, that's the veteran minimum. And how can he
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  Speaker 1: do that? Well, he can do that because those suckers
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  Speaker 1: in Miami are paying him money by the money and
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  Speaker 1: then some. The deal was likely agreed to a long
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  Speaker 1: time ago. It was just announced on Monday. So that
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  Speaker 1: is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question.
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  Speaker 1: You've got quarterback to a tongue of eyloa headed to Atlanta.
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  Speaker 1: What exactly are the Falcons doing here? Is this an upgrade? Seriously?
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  Speaker 1: So I've got even life, We've got canned spam and
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  Speaker 1: Fisher Price, and we will combine all of these things
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  Speaker 1: together and we are going to pinky squear. This will
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  Speaker 1: be the greatest monologue ever broadcast overnight on Fox Sports
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  Speaker 1: Radio on this day. And if it's not, then I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to blame Mike Harmon, who I just saw walk
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  Speaker 1: out of the building. All right, So a the Falcons
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  Speaker 1: answer the question, what exactly are the Falcons doing here?
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  Speaker 1: It's a box checking exercise, that's my theory. It's a
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  Speaker 1: box checking exercise, or go to checks, not one, not two,
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  Speaker 1: but three boxes? All right? For Atlanta, He's cheap, he's available,
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  Speaker 1: and he's got a pulse. We think he's breathing. We
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  Speaker 1: think he's breathing. So that's it. Boom, rata tat tat.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. That's the bar. That's the bar for
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  Speaker 1: the Atlanta Falcons. And he comes with a warning label.
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  Speaker 1: Buyer beware, buyer beware. Numbers are misleading, stats are misleading.
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  Speaker 1: And so this continues. What apparently is the new franchise
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  Speaker 1: charter in Georgia. There the Atlanta football team there. They've
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  Speaker 1: turned now to the island life. The island life. What
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  Speaker 1: does that mean, Well, the island of lost souls. They
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  Speaker 1: go play for the Falcons. Come on, come on, come on,
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  Speaker 1: fun for all ages there Falcon football. Unless you're actually
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  Speaker 1: watching them, you can reinvent yourself, rejuvenate your career in
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  Speaker 1: the Peach State. Unless that doesn't happen, But you to
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  Speaker 1: go down there, hang out, get some of that jerk chicken,
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  Speaker 1: that good southern food there, get some collid greens, some
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  Speaker 1: grits and a corn bread and all the other great
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  Speaker 1: foods they have there, and enjoy that because you're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna enjoy playing quarterback to the Falcons very much. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I will tell you on a tablet. If you look
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  Speaker 1: at a tablet and imagine, use your imagination, you can
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  Speaker 1: be Benny Brightside. You look at it, you're like, well,
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  Speaker 1: this looks pretty good. You've got a dome stadium, a
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  Speaker 1: division filled with Southern teams, so it's not your Northeastern
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  Speaker 1: coal or Upper Midwestern cold weather playmakers. And Drake London
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  Speaker 1: and John Robinson and Kyle Pitts up the wazoo for TUA.
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  Speaker 1: So you got that. That's the kind of lineup that
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  Speaker 1: on a tablet looks pretty pretty good. That looks gorgeous.
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  Speaker 1: The sales pitch like, listen, this is the way to
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  Speaker 1: do it. These guys are all young and hungry and
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  Speaker 1: the prime of their careers. Are not even in the
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  Speaker 1: prime of their careers some of these guys. Now. The
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  Speaker 1: reality is the scouting report on TUA says, keep your distance,
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  Speaker 1: keep your distance here. It's one of those moves that
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  Speaker 1: looks better than it is from the hallway outside the theater.
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  Speaker 1: Right outside the theater. Well, that's pretty good outside the stadium, Like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's not bad. That's not a bad move. However, when
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  Speaker 1: you sit down at your seat and watch it, you
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  Speaker 1: realize it's a low budget student film is what it
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  Speaker 1: is now. The plot twist here is this, Atlanta now
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  Speaker 1: has two lefties at quarterback. They're going all left handed there,
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  Speaker 1: Tua and Michael Pennex Junior, who, for some reason the
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  Speaker 1: Falcons drafted in the first round because there are a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of country bumpkins and that worked out really well.
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  Speaker 1: That was great. They should have drafted Tommy in Atlanta,
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  Speaker 1: our caller and listener in Atlanta, Tommy would have been
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  Speaker 1: better off there. Apparently the Falcons are running the South
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  Speaker 1: Paw offense, which explains a lot now, keeping the theme
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  Speaker 1: going here, but turning the page on the Miami side
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  Speaker 1: of things. So the Dolphins were so desperate, so desperate
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  Speaker 1: to get rid of to it. How desperate were they?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for asking? They were so desperate that they're going
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  Speaker 1: to take the greatest salary cap ding in the history
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  Speaker 1: of the salary cap ninety nine point two million. Do
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  Speaker 1: you understand how much one must suck and blow to
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  Speaker 1: have a team say, rather than keep you, we would
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  Speaker 1: rather take a hit of ninety nine point two million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Now we are told that will be spread like chunky
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  Speaker 1: peanut butter over a couple of years. So starting this
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  Speaker 1: year sixty seven point four million, then the following year
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  Speaker 1: thirty one point eight million of dead charges, and then
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  Speaker 1: the Dolphins will have to deal with that, and oh
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  Speaker 1: they are, Oh they are. So Miami hosted a one
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  Speaker 1: minute sizzle reel as Tua was fired from his job. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess laid off. You get ninety nine million, You're
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  Speaker 1: not really fired, you're laid off. So the Dolphins sent
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  Speaker 1: off this sizzle reel and me, he saw it or not.
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  Speaker 1: It happened when I was sleeping. I saw it when
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  Speaker 1: I woke up, and I wanted to talk about that.
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  Speaker 1: So the question why why did the Miami Dolphins, a
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  Speaker 1: multi billion dollar football team, post a highlight video of
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  Speaker 1: a guy in tua tongue of Bailoa who they are
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  Speaker 1: going to pay ninety nine million to not have on
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  Speaker 1: their roster. So what are you doing now? This made
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  Speaker 1: me want to vomit. Not the vomit comet, I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to vomit, right, Like, It's it's not just dysfunction
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  Speaker 1: with the Dolphin. I mean they got that going for
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  Speaker 1: him too. The Dan Dolphins also works for dysfunction, but
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  Speaker 1: it's a sub basement level of loserdom so you go
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  Speaker 1: to the basement, and then you go below the basement,
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  Speaker 1: and that's loser, dumb. There's a portal right under there,
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  Speaker 1: and you go in there and that's the board. You're
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  Speaker 1: posting a thank you video for Tua Tongue Bai Loa
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  Speaker 1: like he's Dan Marino. They didn't do that for Dan
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  Speaker 1: Marino because he wasn't. There was no social media when
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  Speaker 1: Dan Marino retired and all that. But the guy Tua
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  Speaker 1: just essentially pickpocketed the franchise and you're left with a
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  Speaker 1: ninety nine million dollar charge. He dined and ditched, and you,
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  Speaker 1: of course escorted him out of the building. The biggest
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  Speaker 1: heist in NFL history. And the social media mods for
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  Speaker 1: the Miami Dolphins are out there and they're treating Tua
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  Speaker 1: like he's some kind of war hero. What are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Just quietly let him go. That's it. Say hey, we
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  Speaker 1: fed up and we'll move on. That's it. And Tua
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  Speaker 1: turned out to be a fake, a phony, and a fraud.
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  Speaker 1: And some people I won't say who that may or
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  Speaker 1: may not host an overnight show tried to warn the
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  Speaker 1: Miami Dolphins. Did they listen? Hell no, they didn't listen. No,
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  Speaker 1: they did not. So Tua not only commits the perfect
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  Speaker 1: crime because he got all that money without a gun,
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  Speaker 1: without a knife, without a hand grenade, just the duke
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  Speaker 1: the duke, and that's it. So the Dolphins have already
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  Speaker 1: paid to a by My maulor math one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: twenty four million to check the turf and see what's
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  Speaker 1: going on there for structural integrities. He throws the ball
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  Speaker 1: into the ground and or or better into the ear
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  Speaker 1: hole of a receiver that wasn't looking for the ball,
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  Speaker 1: and now you're eating that ninety nine million dollar cap
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  Speaker 1: hit there just to get him out of the building.
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  Speaker 1: That's an FBI situation, is what that is here. This
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  Speaker 1: isn't the salary cap hit. That's a ransom payment, is
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  Speaker 1: what that is. And Tua's got another one hundred some
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  Speaker 1: MILLIONAR that he's going to be getting by the time
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  Speaker 1: this is all done, so he's got much more money.
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  Speaker 1: And for that, you got one playoff appearance and no
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  Speaker 1: playoff wins with Tua. He was also hurt quite a bit.
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  Speaker 1: That turned out to be a superpower, and he's shown
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  Speaker 1: to be. Tua, based on his relatively long NFL career,
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  Speaker 1: a front runner who collapses the very moment, the very
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  Speaker 1: split second the temperature drops below fifty degrees, he literally
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  Speaker 1: turns into a popsicle. He turns into a popsicle. He's
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  Speaker 1: essentially just can spam under center, if you will. That
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  Speaker 1: cost a quarter of a billion dollars. That's some very
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  Speaker 1: expensive can spam. That's what it is. And so that's
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  Speaker 1: what the Dolphins did. And they should have just posted
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  Speaker 1: a video of him leaving Miami and said, okay, happy
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  Speaker 1: days are here again. That's the only highlight that the
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  Speaker 1: Dolphins should have posted to a left and just erase
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  Speaker 1: everything else. All right, now, last word, So to the
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  Speaker 1: replacement we go. We already have his replacement. The new
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  Speaker 1: head coach Jeff Haifley has a deal with former Titans
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  Speaker 1: and Packers quarterback Willis. Now the overnight rumor was Willis
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  Speaker 1: was going to the Cardinals. The Dolphins supposedly stepped in
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  Speaker 1: and offered him a little bit more money, toss in
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  Speaker 1: the Florida taxes and saving some more money on top
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  Speaker 1: of that, Solik Willis going to Miami. The question what
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  Speaker 1: stands out? What stands out about Malik Willis? Of all people,
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  Speaker 1: who's now the QB one for the Miami Dolphins. So
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  Speaker 1: this is great. The reason I wanted to talk about
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  Speaker 1: it not that in Miligue Wills I think he'll be okay.
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  Speaker 1: I want to see if he can bloss him. However, however,
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  Speaker 1: this moment, this little polaroid, captures the absurdity of the
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  Speaker 1: business of football, the economy of the NFL. And this
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  Speaker 1: is the bully pulpit where I have been screaming down
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  Speaker 1: from the bully pulpit about the salarycap as crap and
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff, and going on and on and on.
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  Speaker 1: So this should end all debate. This should be the moment.
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  Speaker 1: Then it's all debate about those that preach at the
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  Speaker 1: altar of the salarycap. So Miami is playing a ninety
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  Speaker 1: nine million dollar dead cap hit for two of the
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  Speaker 1: go away. Okay, fine, we've established that get out of here,
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  Speaker 1: go away. So that's not a buyout. It's not a buyout.
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  Speaker 1: It's a yacht and a helipad. And there's still all
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  Speaker 1: a bunch of guaranteed money and all that. And somehow
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  Speaker 1: with that amount of money tied up, they were still
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  Speaker 1: able to sign another quarterback. Like you'd think that Dolphins
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  Speaker 1: would have to play with ten players on the field,
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  Speaker 1: they wouldn't have to full eleven on offense or defense.
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  Speaker 1: They'd have ten on offense, ten on defense, maybe only
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  Speaker 1: nine on special teams. Oh, they still found a way
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  Speaker 1: to get milite. Willis? Now, why is that? Because the
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  Speaker 1: cap is crap? Say it with me now, kids, cap
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  Speaker 1: is crap. Cap is crap. That's right. It's all part
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  Speaker 1: of the Fisher Price cash register. That is the NFL
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  Speaker 1: salary cap that even come with six little toy coins blue, yellow, green,
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  Speaker 1: all those coasts and the salary cap. It's like the
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  Speaker 1: points on whose line is it? Anyway? None of it matters,
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  Speaker 1: None of it matters. Right, And also, Malie Willis, this
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  Speaker 1: is also a great thing about life and gentle in sports.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if this works anywhere else. He became
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  Speaker 1: more valuable, Malie Willis, by doing less, by not working
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  Speaker 1: that much. His value skyrocketed to the moon to the moon.
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  Speaker 1: The last two years he has started three eight more
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  Speaker 1: games than I have and you have three. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: The last two years he's attempted I completed attempt at
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  Speaker 1: eighty nine passes. Malik Willis, He's barely played. And yeah,
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  Speaker 1: did he show a flicker here? And there for Green Bay. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: surrounded by competent grown ups. He looked like he had
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  Speaker 1: some kind of a clue. And now now he goes
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  Speaker 1: to the daycare center in Miami, and yet I said, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: he's a blue chip stock waiting to happen. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: I hope he does well, but certainly seems like a
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  Speaker 1: quite the overpay. Meanwhile, you look at what the Dolphins
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  Speaker 1: plan is, and we were discussing the Jets the other day,
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  Speaker 1: tanking for arch manning with the Miami Dolphins. At this point,
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  Speaker 1: can we do a wellness check on Stevie Meatballs and
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  Speaker 1: some of our great dolphin fans that are part of
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  Speaker 1: the show, because it looks like an exclusion zone. You
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  Speaker 1: know that eighteen mile area around Chernobyl, that's the dolphins,
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  Speaker 1: right And here, Malik, there's a lot of nuclear stuff
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  Speaker 1: going on. We want you to blossom. We want you
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  Speaker 1: to blossom there so radiation soaked environment, that's the Dolphins.
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  Speaker 1: We are back at it this hour our lead we
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  Speaker 1: continue the all night coverach on the big shopping spree
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  Speaker 1: in the NFL. This hour we stop in the wide
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  Speaker 1: Receiver room. What happened here, Mike Evans? There were some
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  Speaker 1: rumors that the only teams that really wanted him were
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  Speaker 1: bad teams like the Raiders and the Tennessee Titans. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it turns out there was a mid level team that
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  Speaker 1: wanted him, and he didn't want to be in Tampa anymore.
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  Speaker 1: How do we know that, because Mike Evans has said,
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  Speaker 1: turnout the lots the parties over. If you didn't see this,
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  Speaker 1: we learned the wide Receiver Hall of Fame Wide receiver
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  Speaker 1: Mike Evans is exiting the state of Florida and going
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  Speaker 1: to play for the forty nine Ers, agreeing to a contract.
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  Speaker 1: The former buccaneer, mister Tampa Bay Buccaneer gets a three
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  Speaker 1: year contract worth up to that's a weasel term, up
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  Speaker 1: to sixty point four million. Up to sixty point four million.
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  Speaker 1: The Buccaneers lifer will now hang out with Brock Purdy
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  Speaker 1: in the Bay Area, and that is a good jumping
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  Speaker 1: off point. Let us discuss the question. Is Mike Evans
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  Speaker 1: an upgrade, a clear and obvious upgrade for the forty
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  Speaker 1: nine ers or is he just a big name that
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  Speaker 1: makes you feel all warm and fuzzy if you're a
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  Speaker 1: forty nine er fan. So my observations, I've got DC comics,
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  Speaker 1: ghost Ship and fast Pass. I'll combine all of these
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  Speaker 1: things together, and we are going to put the biscuit
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  Speaker 1: in the basket, is what we're going to do. Always
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  Speaker 1: start out out with number number one, all right. So
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  Speaker 1: GM John Lynch, the man who's in charge of the
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  Speaker 1: Grand Poohba, he used to work for his dad, and
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  Speaker 1: his dad ran radio stations in San Diego John Lynch
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  Speaker 1: back in the day. But John Lynch decided that the
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  Speaker 1: training room in Santa Santa Clair, the training room for
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  Speaker 1: the forty nine ers, was not busy enough. And he said,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, this is such a great country club
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  Speaker 1: we have here. It is such a social hour. Why
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  Speaker 1: don't we add a little razmatazz, will add Mike Evans.
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  Speaker 1: So they bring in Mike Evans and some of my
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  Speaker 1: guys who are Niner fans. I did pop into the
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  Speaker 1: email and some of my guys who are Niner fans.
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  Speaker 1: Of course I'm not not literally, I don't think. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think these guys could do backflips, but they seem
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  Speaker 1: very giddy. There was a lot of c maaler you know,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: you're rams, So they have no chance to Mike. The
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: average is up forty nine er like they just landed
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Jerry Rice. It's nineteen eighty five all over again, or
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety five and too they just added this unbelievable player.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah. So this is the classic warm
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: and fuzzy signing. That's where I have this at this
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: point on the Malar report Card, the most important grading
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: system in overnight sports radio, the Mallor report Card. The
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: forty nine ers adding Mike Evans, they get a C.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: That's at say, it's an average edition, it's an average pickup.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Here's why you're buying a Cadillac Escalade that looks really
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: nice now it's a luxury suv, and then you realize
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: it's got two hundred and fifty thousand miles on it.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: The odometer has been rolled back, but you know that
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: it's actually got two hundred and fifty thousand miles on it.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Evans will be thirty three by the time they kick
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: off the twenty twenty six NFL regular season. That you
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: know that, in real life, thirty three is young prime
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: of your life. It's great, wonderful, that's great. However, in sports,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: your athletic prime ends at thirty two. No matter how
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: many drugs you take, you're starting your decline. Now you
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: can push it back a little bit with the right
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: cocktail of stuff you get from a pharmacy in Tijuana,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: but you're still you're still on the wrong side at
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: that point. So he'll be thirty three by next season,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: and in dog years that's two hundred thirty one, So
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: it'll be a two hundred thirty one year old wide receiver.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: If I said the forty nine ers added a wide
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: receiver that's two hundred thirty one years old, you say,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: oh my god, that wide receiver is almost as old
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: as the United States. That's an old wide receiver. No,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: so he's walking. He's walking into the forty nine ers.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: He might as well come with crutches and a wheelchair
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: because he's got a hamstring, the hammy that seems to
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: always go whammy Mike Evans. And he's missed the twelve
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: games combined the last two years games missed. The availability
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: is obviously a red flag. Now he is an evil
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: genius Mike Evans in this regard. And the reason he's
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: an evil genius is he's got the ultimate trump card
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: up his sleep. Now, what is the ultimate trump card
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: for Mike Evans when inevitably it's going to happen, Snap, crackle,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: pop rice crispies when that takes place, a big heap
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: and bowl of rice crispies when that happens. I don't know.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Week four, Week four, the NFL season. Mike Evans not
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: gonna blame the Age. He's not gonna blame the Age.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: He's going to blame the DC Comics character Shazam. He's
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: gonna blame Shazam, is what he's gonna do, because what
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: kind of just work with me on this again. We'll
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: go back to it. The forty nine Ers, they practice,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: they play right and near an electrical substation, so they
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: need z Am to come in there and take care
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: of that right near the forty nine ers stadium. And
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: why would anyone risk their health to sign with the
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: forty nine ers. You all told me that this is
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: a major health hazard. And that's why all these guys
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: in the Niners always get hurt because they're near that substation.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: It's the low frequency electromagnetic field at the substation that
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: messes everything up, and the thing of the jig doesn't work,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: and then the dew Hickey is not quite right, and
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: all that stuff, and the tendons in these forty nine
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: players turn into Fedicini Alfredo. That's what the ten has
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: look like because they're near that substation. Got to have
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: a fall guy. Gotta have a fall guy. Now, the
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: more interesting part is we turn the page to page two.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: The more interesting part of the Mike Evans sojourn is
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: that Mike Evans' decision to leave the Buccaneers after over
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: a decade, twelve seasons in Tampa. It's a long time
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: in pro football, and his agents like, well, he just
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: wanted a new chapter elsewhere, that's what he wanted. His
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: agent says the decision was driven by a desire to compete,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: not buy money, indicating that the Buccaneers had a very competitive,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: if not same exact offer to Mike G. Evans. So
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: they offered him what he wanted and he didn't want them,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: and so he said, I'm out of here, and that's it.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gone. And so the question how do you decode
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Mike evans agent claiming that his client Evans is leaving
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Tampa for a new chapter, not because of money, however,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: because he wants to compete. So for the purposes of this,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Malard monologue. Let's go with the hypothesis that this is
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: actually true. I just we'll work through it. So using
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: the malar Rosetta stone. When the agent says the client
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: wanted a new challenge, what they're really saying is Mike
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Evans looked around the Buccaneers locker room and he saw
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: a ghost ship, is what he saw. He saw ghost
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: ship there drifting towards a sandbar, and no one to
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: stop it, no one to fire the cannons, none of
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: that stuff. And when your star receiver decides accord to
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: the agent. Again, if we believe the agent, when your
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: star receiver's like, oh no, no, no, my client needs a
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: new challenge, that is code. It is code for what
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: this place is headed right to the Bermuda Triangle. They
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: might as well bring back the creamsicle uniforms full time.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: A team that is dressed up as a playoff team,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: but they're really a faux playoff team and the only
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: reason they're in playoff conversation is because they're in the
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: NFC South, and so you peel that back. It's like
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: they're a TEAMU contender. It's a product. It's cheap and crappy.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Most of the time. But it's a product. You buy
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: it and you get something in return. It's not that great,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: not what you think it's going to be most of
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: the time. And then there's that And Evans clearly saw
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: the writing on the wall there with the Buccaneers, the offense,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: his role, would it have shrunk even more? H got
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: a lot of touchdowns last year in Tampa. Didn't play
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: all those games and will going forward. The targets dry
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: where they be drying up. Is that one of the
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: reasons he wanted to get out of there. This is
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: a vote of no confidence for Baker Mayfield, who throws
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: a lot of yolo balls there. You only live once.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Chuck it up in the air. Why not? And Todd Bowles,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: who we like, Todd Bowles, good sound by guy, better
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: sound bite guy than a coach Todd Bowles running a
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: program that feels like it's always stuck in neutral air
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: in Tampa. So she had all those things and it
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: is again a vote of no confidence and it's for
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: the coach and the quarterback that Mike Evans, mister buccaneer,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: is like, I'm good. I want to relocate all the
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: way across the country. I've made my life. I've made
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: my professional life in Tampa. They want me, They're willing
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: to pay me what I want, and I don't want
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: to be there anymore. I want to get out of here.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: And he will be for now wide receiver, the top
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: wide receiver for the forty nine ers is likely going
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: to be wide receiver number two on the depth chart there.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: And he's just saying that the Bucks are not trying
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: to compete. That's the messaging here, and the Bucks are
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: a team that gives you the illusion of contention. It's
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: like if you've ever walked around I was lucky enough
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: we had the TV show for a couple of years,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: and I walked around the back lot at Universal Studios
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: in Hollywood. Walk around there and they have the whole
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: New York set and looks like you're in a big city,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: and you got these skyscrapers and all that stuff, and
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: there's Delis here, and there's a post office over there.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: There's a big bank building around it. And then you
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: go through the doors on that and you walk through
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: the doors and then you're like, well, wait a minute,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: it's just those aren't real. It's just plywood and paint
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: and some tape and some other stuff and some screws
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: and some stuff hammered in over there, and that's it.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: That's all it all right now, final point to the
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: one that got away, the Cowboy edition, the one that
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: that Cowboys did make some moves. Nothing that really got
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: you all excited, nothing like that. But so the move
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: here that a lot of people are buzzing about. Free
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: agent linebacker Nakobe Dean. Good name, good name, na Kobe Dean,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: who had been playing for the Philadelphia Eagles, so he
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: opted to accept a deal from the worst team in
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: the NFL, the Raiders, rather than play for the Dallas Cowboys.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Dean gets a three year contract to take his talents
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: to Nevada thirty six million dollars to play on the
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: clown show that is Tom Brady's Raiders. The Cowboys and
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Raiders had suppose similar officers we just talked about Mike Evans,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: and Mike Evans had a similar offer by the Bucks.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: He chose to sign with the forty nine ers. Well here,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: same situation. Ultimately, Nakobe Dean decided that he wanted to
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: go play for the Raiders. He claimed it was fifty
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: one forty nine. I love that he just made that
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: up out of thinner. Well, it was fifty one forty nine.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I decided to go the fifty one with the Raiders,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: but it could have been fifty one for the for
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: the team that plays in Dallas, but it wasn't. So
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: he's like, ah, no, I'll go to Vegas. I'll go
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: to Vegas. Okay, there you go. So the question, and
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: here's the question for the class. This is not an
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: open book question here. It is what does it say
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: when a free agent such as Nakobe Dean, who's not
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: a star player. He's not he's a nice name, good
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: not great player. Nakobe Dean when and he takes a
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: look at the Cowboys that at one point was America's team.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: He looks at that nonsense and says that now I
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: want to go play to a city that is gouging.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: It's one industry tourism by nickel and diming people that
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: come to Vegas with parking charges and overpriced food and
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: just gouging the very thing that keeps that town alive.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I want to go to that town. I want to
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: go to Vegas. Okay. Uh so my thought is now
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Nikobe Dean looked at Jerry Jones. He said, well, I've
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: got the Tom Brady circus where Tom, you know, mister
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: skinny pant jean guy, faux broadcaster guy. Uh So we
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: got Tom Brady over here, who's really the GM, but
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: he's pretending like he's not. He's doing cosplay. I'm not
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: the dream I'm the you know, I'm the one that's
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: pulling the strings, but I'm not the GM. Okay. And
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: then you got Jerry Jones, who's very transparent. I am
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: the GM, I am in charge here. And he looked
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: at Jerry Jones and said, I'm good. And he was
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: The Raiders the laughingstock of the NFL. The Raiders the
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: NFL's version of abandoned property. That's the Raiders, right, broken windows, graffiti,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: excessive litter, smells like urine. That's Raider football. And Hope
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: has sold separately. Hope has sold separately for the Raiders
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: there and Dean said, no, no, I'll take I'll take
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: that over the fast pass on the Jerry roller coaster.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I don't want the fast pass on the Jerry World
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: roller coaster. And so there you go. It's not really
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: a recruiting loss. It is a very poor yelp review
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: for the Dallas Cowboys not not a grid Yelp review.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: And then Dallas keeps polishing those helmets like they're the
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Lombardi Trophy themselves. And the problem is that it's so
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: sporadic anyway with free agency. But to lose to the
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Raiders is a real kick to the nuts. I mean,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: if you lose to a good team, that's one thing.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: The Raiders are not a good team, and they're not
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: even close to being a good team. I don't know
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: if they ever have a good team again in my life.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: They're about to draft a guy that can't play quarterback,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: good luck on that, and spend a bunch of money
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: on mediocre players. So I don't know where there is
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: for the Raiders to go. I don't know where there is.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: And this guy chose to sign with the Raiders and
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: its wild chos Vegas. Somebody are saying, well, I played
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Philadelphia and you didn't want to go to the Cowboys
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: because that's a rivalry and all that stuff. But still
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: to pick Vegas over Dallas. Both teams are not good.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and say the Cowboys are good.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: They're not. In terms of the click currency, the Cowboys
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: are pretty good about that. But it's the football equivalent.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: It's a football calvin of leaving a five star hotel
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: for a roadside motel that is infested. There's an infestation
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: of bed bugs. That's the Raiders, and they charge by
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: the hour, by the way, but you've left because the
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: hotel manager was kind of hovering around, didn't really like
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: it and all that. So, and it's pretty funny. The
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: eagle marching in Chowder Society. Not a good day for
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: the year. They lost a bunch of guys and they're
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: all bummed out about that. They are celebrating and they're
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: having a drink. Because Nikobe Dean did not go to
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: the Dallas Cowboys. He stiff armed the Cowboys, which makes
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: them Jerry Jones a bigger punching bag.
• 33:29
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• 33:31
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• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Here we Go, Here we Go, Here we go, Here
• 33:35
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• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Third Degree.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: This is one big fan gets Grillo.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Joe Flacco wants an opportunity to compete for a starting job,
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: but if he doesn't get that, he would prefer to
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: return to Cincinnati to back up Joe Burrow. Then do
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: you think someone will give him a chance to compete
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: to be quarterback one.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: No, he's going to go back to the Bengals. That's it.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: If they want him back. He's not the only team
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: that would have done something like that would be the
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Arizona Cardinals. They're not going that direction. You know. The
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Jets want other sucked back quarterbacks like Gino Smith. So no,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: we'll go back to Cincinnati next.
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: So the Broncos believe that they would have been playing
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: in the Super Bowl had Bonix not broken his ankle.
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: So they're getting like lit up on social media right
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: now for not doing anything.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Ben, do you think this is a bad move by
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: the Broncos? Kind of sitting still? So make a move now,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I mean it's more fun when you make MG booz coop.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I'm say it's not more fun. I don't think that.
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: Usually ninety nine percent of the time a team that
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: makes the big moves, it doesn't work out for them.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: So it's it's like, it's not ideal as long as
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: you're He did signs a couple of guys, but most
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: of these guys you never heard of, So I wouldn't
• 34:44
  Speaker 5: get worked up into a ladder.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: About that next?
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: Dylan Brooks recently made an appearance on a video feature
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: where you said that if the timber Wolves running too
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: them in the playoffs, it's gonna be problems and said
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: that Minnesota's got their number this year. They have Minnesota's
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: number this year. Ben, you think the Sons would be
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: a problem in the playoffs.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: The Sons are a mid level contender. How about that
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Dylan Brooks video Coop bore he had a dispensary in
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: his car. Now that's the video this week. Did you
• 35:06
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• 35:08
  Speaker 1: pulled over the cops. Is dispensery in here? Hey? Here
• 35:13
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• 35:27
  Speaker 1: It is the Ben Mallards. Let's welcome in our contestants.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Who we have here. Let's see we've got Trent in whichitall?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Hello Trent welcome, Hello, Hello, Hello Treent welcome you who
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: do you want to partner up with? It's the John
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Hamm edition of Mallard's mountain of money.
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: Lorena, you want to be my partner?
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: All right? That out of me? Go ahead, Loren, Yeah,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: let me go over some of the and C man
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: in the NFL. Oh, you won Mallard's amount of money
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: with Lorena? Is that Lorena is not an option? She's
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: never an option. I always, I always win all these games.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: You're lying, You're lying. Uh, you are lying. You never
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: played with the rainer on this game. Now, Coop, you're
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: gonna complain to me because the clock and it's not
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: my fault. This guy didn't pick Ben or me.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay me, Coop, he has no idea?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Who are all right? I'm gonna sure, all right? You
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: want to hang up on it? No, no, it's fine,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: we'll do it. Okay, you has no okay, all right,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: put him on hold and then, uh, because I know
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: this guy's going to sabotage of the game, so I'm
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: not gonna play with him. So let's go to Brian
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: in Minneapolis. Hello, Brian, Brian, welcome, Brian, welcome.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: How you doing?
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: All right? Brian? You want to play the game. I'll
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: be all right, Well you really have no other choice,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: all right, Coop, what are the Cadgy. Where are you?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Where are you driving? To? Brian? By the way, what
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: are you up? All right? No, these are the categories.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Categories are are the ten mad Men, Landman, and Tour
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: de Pharmacy.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Trent, which category would you like? Tour de Pharmacy? All right?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: And Brian? How about you? All right? All right?
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: Hold every one, hold on. We're gonna have Mallard's Mountain
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: of Money in its entirety.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
• 37:21
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• 37:24
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• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Malor's Mountain of Money? Do you have what it takes
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: to get to the top? Probably?
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Not sure. Here we go. We say hello to Trent
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: in Wichita, teamed up with Coop, and Brian in Minneapolis
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: teamed up with me and Coop.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: I believe you're going first. Yes, that is correct, Trent.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: We have Tour de Pharmacy. Uh, these athletes have all
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: been busted for peds. I need the first and the
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: last name of the athlete in order to get points. Trent,
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: are you ready?
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Forty five seconds of the clock. Let's begin. Former Yankee
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: he was with j LO for a while.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: Uh, this guy was a wide receiver on the Giants.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: He had the famous one handed catch.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: The one handed the Odell Beckham.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: Yes uh, this guy was David Ortiz's partner on the
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: Red Sox broke the curse.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Yes uh.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: This guy was a wide receiver for the Texans for
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: a long time. He played with the Ravens last year.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: He's kind of old now.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: He has dreads dere Hopkins.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Yes, this guy was a longtime second baseman for the Yankees.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Then he got traded to the Seattle Mariners. I believes
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: signed as a free agent.
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: God, it's not God, he's yes, Yes, yeah, he said Robert.
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: He said, Robert Robbie, he said, Robert Cano.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: He said, Robert, You said, Robert robin You said, are
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: you sure about this?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: That Loreino math or is that real math? Yes? That
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: is the truth.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: All right, Brian, Brian, are you ready, Brian? I'm ready,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: all right, landman. These athletes were all born in Texas.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Here we go, forty five seconds, We're on our way. Go.
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: Third baseman for the Dodgers, Big fat white guy hits
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: a lot of home runs.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Monthy What's what's his first name? Come on, say it? Said,
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Sayad Sada?
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: All right, quarterback for the Chiefs right now, Yes, Atlanta,
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: brave legend play with the Cubs, not Smolts, not Glavin.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: But no, how soon we forget Hall of Fame Pitcher
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: wide receiver for the Seattle Seahawks right now, their top
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: wide receiver from Ohio State. I have to say that
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: was one of the worst performances of a man money history.
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fat third basement for the Dodger. And he said
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: his name. You just don't know, Max Munsey. Man, say
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: his name, Max Mund Say.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: You could have said mad Dog or no, sir, you
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: want me to cheat you I don't cheat, that's you.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: You're the cheat. Is that you're a cheater? All right? Anyway? Yeah,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: ten points up again, Ben, all right, we'll play the
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: slow game. We're gonna play the four corners off fase here. Well, Brian,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: you did so good. We get to go again. You're
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: so amazing this you got you didn't get Greg.
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: Brian, Greg Madden, the ten mad Men, the greatest picture
• 40:45
  Speaker 7: in the nineties.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: What yeah, what what Brian? Brian do you want that? Brian?
• 40:54
  Speaker 8: Do you want the ten or mad men, mad men, alright,
• 41:02
  Speaker 8: we'll put forty five seconds on the clock.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Are we need the first and last name? Are you ready?
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I'm ready?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: We got all right, here we go. We're on our way.
• 41:11
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Pitcher for the Cubs back in the two thousands from
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Venezuela had a very big temper named El Toro or
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: the Big z No all right, white guy linebacker for
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: the Raiders and the forty nine ers in the nineties
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: as well, crazy guy like punch somebody at practice. It
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: was dirty. Oh he just hung off so badger clues
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: van yeah, oh yeah, Oh my god.
• 41:41
  Speaker 5: Cub Pitcher, who was created Carlos Sambrano and Bill Romanowski,
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: was who we were looking.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Come on, at least hang off like that like you're
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: six and oh, oh my god, that's so embarrassing.
• 41:53
  Speaker 9: All right, do you want to do? You want to
• 41:55
  Speaker 9: just go through the cabin score? He wants that trendo
• 41:59
  Speaker 9: blind Scott Online. He wants to play I think Are
• 42:03
  Speaker 9: you there?
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Are you there? Trent?
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm here.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Dude, all right, I told you didn't win. That's not
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: a win. The other guy gave up. Your guy quit.
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: You might have been guying with me.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: The guy said, the guy said, no, Moss. He didn't
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: know who Max Munsey was or Carlos san Brno. Bill
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: Romanowski didn't know who he was.
• 42:24
  Speaker 7: Greg Maddox Hall of Fame pitcher, greatest picture of baseball
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: seen the last sixty years.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Greg Maddicks had no idea who he was. Yeah, and
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I'm the bad guy.
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: And he said Munsie, but he couldn't say Max, Like,
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: how do you know Munsie and not Max?
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: How many of the monthsies are there?
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: Hey, Trent, would you would you know a shortstop with
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: number ten retired for the Rangers?
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: No chance, number I knows it? Please the generic white guy,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Come on, please, no chance. See he doesn't know coup
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: so means I win. Oh no, it doesn't suffer.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: You don't know who Michael Young is.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I get a calm a teck and I got a
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: little tickets. Whoo