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BEST BITS: The Nippy's Sneeze (feat. The Weed Eaters) · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: The Hodache Big Show with Toledos rehydrate the right way
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  Speaker 1: with real ingredients and natural colors. Welcome.
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  Speaker 2: This is big honacky big show.
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  Speaker 3: Really, Jason Hitch might not and.
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  Speaker 4: It certainly is the Hidacky Big Show for Friday, the
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  Speaker 4: twenty fourth of April twenty twenty six. You've got Kezy,
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  Speaker 4: You've got pug Son and you've got no one else.
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  Speaker 2: Muggie's sick and Howdy j is on holiday.
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  Speaker 5: The Hodaki Mini Show, Hurdaky Minie shirt Wow, the teeny
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  Speaker 4: We're the me We're the biggest members of the show.
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  Speaker 4: Pug yayay physically. No matter who is here or what's
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  Speaker 5: Old brands are done. Toledo's is taking over. No nasties,
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  Speaker 5: no compromises. Get it in you now, Toleda.
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  Speaker 2: That is how you do that now.
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  Speaker 4: We despite being down a couple of members of the
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  Speaker 4: old Show, We've got a lot going on today. We
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  Speaker 4: are going to be chatting to Joey Wheeler shortly, who
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  Speaker 4: was down in christ Church ahead of the first ever
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  Speaker 4: New Zealand based super Round at the brand new christ
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  Speaker 4: Church Stadium that is a huge event. We've got more
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  Speaker 4: chances to get yourself in the drawer from Magic brownd
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  Speaker 4: Get ready to.
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  Speaker 2: Call eight hundred Hodarcky.
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  Speaker 4: We've got a couple of great New Zealanders from a
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  Speaker 4: new comedy horror movie named Weed Eaters. They are coming
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  Speaker 4: in to have a bit of a chitty chat. It's
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  Speaker 4: debuting tonight as part of the New Zealand Comedy Festival.
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  Speaker 2: And we've got plenty of best.
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  Speaker 4: Bits from the history of the Ducky Big Show, picked
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  Speaker 4: by none other than Old PUGSN.
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  Speaker 2: We've also got bloody good Shuns Doey Pugs. What do
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  Speaker 2: we go here? Man ah?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, a bit of rage Friday because Friday so far right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
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  Speaker 4: It's about to get a hell of a lot better man,
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  Speaker 4: It's about to be the bomb.
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  Speaker 1: The Hourarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hodak Capluto.
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  Speaker 2: There on the Hucky Big Show.
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  Speaker 4: It is Friday Afternoon with Kezy and Old PUGSN Hoiity
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  Speaker 4: j and Mogi are no longer with us until Tuesday
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  Speaker 4: next week with the full shows back together.
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  Speaker 2: They're not dead, Pugs.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know Jase's getting on thirty nine.
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  Speaker 2: He's thirty nine.
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  Speaker 4: They both looked terrible, but trust me, they've still got
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  Speaker 4: at least another two years left in them. Pugs, I've
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  Speaker 4: asked you to curate some delicious best of the Big
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  Speaker 4: Show moments.
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  Speaker 2: Mate, what have you got for me?
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  Speaker 5: Grum deadly? I'm sious, if I may say so myself. Now, obviously,
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  Speaker 5: I thought i'd take it from this time last year,
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  Speaker 5: which was around about Enzac weekend, and we're all planning
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  Speaker 5: what we're going to get up to. And you're a
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  Speaker 5: pretty practical guy.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 5: You'd like to use your holidays a lot of the
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  Speaker 5: time as an opportunity to do shit around the house,
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  Speaker 5: do I But this time you were very adverse. Your
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  Speaker 5: wife had actually asked you to do something around the
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  Speaker 5: house and you didn't want to.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds about right.
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  Speaker 4: This long weekend, obviously, Anzac weekend's happening, and my wife
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  Speaker 4: keeps going to get into a head that we're going
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  Speaker 4: to do chores. Sure this weekend we should do this
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  Speaker 4: and do that. Fortunately, last weekend it was really wet
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  Speaker 4: in Auckland, so we couldn't do any of the chores. Outside.
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  Speaker 4: She wants me to paint our fence. It's probably thirty
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  Speaker 4: meters long, right, she wants it stained black. Just wondering
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  Speaker 4: do you guys have any advice on how to get
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  Speaker 4: her off my case about it?
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  Speaker 2: Because I do not want to pay our fens.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, you go.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I was going to say that there's a few
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  Speaker 6: different things. Obviously, if you can chuck a barrier in
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  Speaker 6: between you and the fence, that's the way to go out.
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  Speaker 6: So I would go tonight, you go only plans tonight
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  Speaker 6: me you normally chilling, chilling? Yeah, yeah, you have to
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  Speaker 6: change that. I would say, come home and crash through
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  Speaker 6: the front fence.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my car, yeah, and your car Okay, I'm in
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  Speaker 2: my trucky today. I don't want to damage it.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Well I can't help you.
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  Speaker 8: Look, this is a classic scenario. What I would recommend
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  Speaker 8: you do, keasy is tonight because you've got nothing on
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  Speaker 8: right when you go home, Yeah, no, I've got nothing.
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  Speaker 7: When you get home.
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  Speaker 8: Get massively responsibly steamed, so that when you wake up
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  Speaker 8: tomorrow you're so minogai hungover that you're chundering into a
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  Speaker 8: bucket and you can't possibly, you can't possibly do any
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  Speaker 8: kind of work.
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  Speaker 2: She'll she'll still be like, you can get up and
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  Speaker 2: you can.
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  Speaker 6: Do it, can I ask you? Is she doing it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: So she is.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, we're going to do it.
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  Speaker 4: But unfortunately, whenever we do something like that, she is like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I'm really bad at it, and then I'm watching her
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  Speaker 4: do it and get really frustrated.
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  Speaker 2: I'll just do it so it'll be me paining.
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  Speaker 6: I would just get her to do her half, and
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  Speaker 6: you say that you're going to do your half on
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  Speaker 6: Saturday or Sunday, so you can do her half tomorrow, right, okay,
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  Speaker 6: and then you can be hungover all day just watching
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  Speaker 6: TV or doom scrolling and you don't have to watch
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  Speaker 6: your bag or that.
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  Speaker 9: Right.
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  Speaker 8: You could be really hungover tomorrow and just be gaming
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  Speaker 8: and then not land the plane on the on the fridays,
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  Speaker 8: carry on getting responsibly steamed throughout the Friday so that
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  Speaker 8: you wake up on the set day feeling even worse
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  Speaker 8: and you can get back to your gaming.
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  Speaker 2: Do do do?
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  Speaker 6: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Those are They're all really great suggestions. Yeah, do it?
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  Speaker 4: Ah, you know what, Pugs. I don't think Jase has
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  Speaker 4: actually ever heard a video.
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  Speaker 2: Game doo doo doo.
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  Speaker 5: He has, but he's heard the ones when they hadn't
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  Speaker 5: invented other sounds for games, yet, like you know Pong
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  Speaker 5: pong from the early eighties, like they all had one
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  Speaker 5: sound like tip and then Pong's like doo doosh to do?
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  Speaker 2: Is that really what pong sounded like?
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  Speaker 5: That's my expert gaming opinion.
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  Speaker 2: Well, look, the.
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  Speaker 4: Big Show's gonna be back, and for this coming Tuesday,
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  Speaker 4: Haughty j Over in Australia. Mogi pretty much did with
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  Speaker 4: the sickness he's got, but we'll have more Beasts of
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  Speaker 4: the Big Show coming up for you after some Oasis.
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  Speaker 4: Also up next, Joey Wheeler live from christ Church.
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  Speaker 2: I hit a super Round? How good.
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  Speaker 5: The hold?
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  Speaker 1: Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
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  Speaker 1: week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 8: Welcome back but Big Show, Magic Crown three bit, Let's
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  Speaker 8: put another mad busted on the bench.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, Magic Round And exactly one week's time, Pugsun
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  Speaker 4: we will be calling a winner who'll be telling their
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  Speaker 4: mate to pack their bags because they're coming over to
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  Speaker 4: Brizzee with us to watch eight games of rugby league.
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  Speaker 2: Are you fizzed up?
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  Speaker 5: Mate? Somebody's put a foot on the volume novel my headphone,
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  Speaker 5: So I've got to touch toes every time I want
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  Speaker 5: to turn that up. I am absolutely fizzing, not only
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  Speaker 5: because of the Rugby League and how much it's started
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  Speaker 5: to mean to me over these last three years of
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  Speaker 5: me going, but also just the way you get when
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  Speaker 5: we're over there. Man, you are an animal.
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  Speaker 6: Am I?
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  Speaker 5: You think Keesy was bad on the sigis in Dunedin?
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  Speaker 5: You're just see him when he's out of the country.
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  Speaker 5: The further you get away from your beautiful wife, the
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  Speaker 5: more Siggi's come flying into your man.
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  Speaker 4: We know what you're doing here, parks Is You're building
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  Speaker 4: some sort of narrative like I'm hiding my siggi smoke.
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  Speaker 4: And also can you stop promoting Siggi's on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: For line and not promoting them?
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  Speaker 5: And I don't condain them. Good I'm saying that to
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  Speaker 5: a warning for whoever wins this camp.
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  Speaker 4: Goods, let's go to the lines and see who's going
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  Speaker 4: to be potentially joining us over there, and Brizzee get
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  Speaker 4: a Josh amayor Barssau's life.
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  Speaker 9: Mate, pretty grouse mateuse o.
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  Speaker 2: Good on you, Josh Matre, what do you do for
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  Speaker 2: a crust?
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  Speaker 9: I'm a spine surgeon.
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  Speaker 2: A spine surgeon back. Hey, come on, Josh man, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. You're out of control? Man, What do you
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  Speaker 2: actually do?
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  Speaker 6: Josh?
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  Speaker 5: I'm a Q what's one of these I'm not mistaken?
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  Speaker 2: Josh? You into your rugby league? Mate?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Mate, don't that's the game every every every weekend, next
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  Speaker 4: little bit? Yeah, bloody oath man. It kind of fills
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  Speaker 4: up all of my weekends, to be honest, who would.
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  Speaker 2: You bring with you, mate? If you won the prize?
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  Speaker 9: I have to be the most of the season, season
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  Speaker 9: as much as money.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, well, if the miss is into it, then
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  Speaker 4: why shall we deny? I mean, this is still a
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  Speaker 4: lucky dep situation.
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  Speaker 2: Josh. You hold the line, mate, and you're in the
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  Speaker 2: drawer right.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, Josh, mate, you don't have to hold the line.
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  Speaker 5: I'll put you in the drawer right now, okay, so
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  Speaker 5: you can all right, you hold the line? Get I Luke?
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  Speaker 2: How's gone?
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  Speaker 9: How katy?
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  Speaker 2: Old Luke man? Where are you calling from?
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  Speaker 9: The mighty Hawks?
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  Speaker 2: Prey brother, beautiful mate? How's it been there today?
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  Speaker 9: In a lovely day? Today?
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  Speaker 2: Bloody rapper mate? You're into your rugby league? Luke?
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  Speaker 4: Actually score prediction ahead of tomorrow's game Man against the
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  Speaker 4: Dolphins fifteen mate, Yeah, same here, man, it's my gut
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  Speaker 4: feel as well. I can't wait to lose a whole
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  Speaker 4: lod of money on that bit. Luke, if you were
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  Speaker 4: to win this prize, who would you bring with you?
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  Speaker 9: That's got to be one of the boys. Fight to
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  Speaker 9: the death reason, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Fight to the death that way, Nah, I want you
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  Speaker 5: to choose one right now, say a name right now.
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  Speaker 5: You don't have to lock it in, but you do
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  Speaker 5: have to lock it in.
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  Speaker 9: We'll go with my brother, Caleb.
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  Speaker 4: Caleb.
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  Speaker 2: Good on Caleb.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if he can legally actually leave the country,
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  Speaker 4: but if he can, Luke, you and Caleble have a
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  Speaker 4: hell of a time, all right.
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  Speaker 2: You hold the line, all right?
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  Speaker 5: Then you don't have to hold the linet. You on
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  Speaker 5: lock brother, you are in there, good.
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  Speaker 4: On your looke, hold the line. Good a Clayton, how's
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  Speaker 4: it going, mate? I'm good to tell you, bloody rapper Clayton.
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  Speaker 4: Where are you calling from?
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  Speaker 9: Calling from a beautiful carpany coast.
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  Speaker 2: Beautiful part of the world, man company, are we talking
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  Speaker 2: or exactly it?
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  Speaker 10: Hell?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm onto it, Pugs.
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  Speaker 5: You know you're well he's man.
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  Speaker 2: I so do hate you, Clayton. What do you do
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  Speaker 2: for a crust brother?
• 9:20
  Speaker 9: I'm a teacher.
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  Speaker 4: Good on your mate, But what subject man? Yes, outdoor
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  Speaker 4: education my favorite subject.
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  Speaker 5: It just immediately went to educators for me.
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  Speaker 2: Just then the shirt.
• 9:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, the New Zealand TV show get around that.
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  Speaker 5: The pe teacher is a great example.
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  Speaker 2: He is absolutely Clayton. You're into your rugby league. I
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  Speaker 2: take it. Love the rugby league, mate, I love it.
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: You're nice. And when you're teaching the kids, do you
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  Speaker 2: ever get them to just run it straight at you?
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  Speaker 10: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Not on me, just at each other?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: On build the.
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  Speaker 4: Next breed of footy players. You're in the drawer as well, Clayton.
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  Speaker 4: All right you hold the line?
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  Speaker 7: No, you don't have to.
• 9:55
  Speaker 5: You love seeing me run between studio and studio. Made
• 9:58
  Speaker 5: it to the phones ain't easy. I just you love it.
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  Speaker 2: I love work today.
• 10:02
  Speaker 4: I also love best of the Big Show moments. Got
• 10:05
  Speaker 4: another one coming up for you shortly. Also later in
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  Speaker 4: the show, your chance to win a copy of The
• 10:09
  Speaker 4: Food Fighter's brand new album Hold the Line, Pugs.
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keezy tune
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  Speaker 1: in on radio.
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  Speaker 4: On the Hiducky Big Show Friday Afternoon with Keezy and Pugs.
• 10:23
  Speaker 2: And the best of the Big Show moments. What have
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: you got for us? Pugs?
• 10:26
  Speaker 5: You remember when Jason was into his ice coffee as nippys.
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  Speaker 5: Is he still doing that?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, what's it about? You think you'd drink it while
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  Speaker 5: walking around the big city.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what he does is he goes through phases.
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  Speaker 4: It was cheese balls, it was nippys, it was those
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  Speaker 4: steamed puddings from Sarah Lee or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, just a bit of a nippy when he was
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  Speaker 5: I was going to say something else, knee deep in
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  Speaker 5: the nippy's ice coffee coffee face?
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  Speaker 2: Were you going to say? Balls? It is disgusting, hugs.
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  Speaker 7: I was driving into work today and I went, oh, geez.
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  Speaker 6: It must have turned off, did you nah, Nana.
• 10:57
  Speaker 7: There's a bit of roadworks, say, which hit me here?
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  Speaker 2: And then Jeff in a bit yeah, but anyway, but anyway,
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  Speaker 2: that's a.
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  Speaker 8: That's a side issue, and there went, oh geez, I
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  Speaker 8: gotta put some picture in.
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  Speaker 7: So I went to the petrol station and put my
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  Speaker 7: fifty back in.
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  Speaker 2: Just fill it up. No, why were you just fill
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  Speaker 2: your car? It's not economic.
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  Speaker 8: But anyway, but anyway, Yeah, can I just say it
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  Speaker 8: to him and wild have noticed me till I said, there,
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  Speaker 8: wave and come here. I am feeler ready to put
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  Speaker 8: petrol in there. And but anyway, so I put my
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  Speaker 8: fifty bucks in there. And then I went, as I
• 11:34
  Speaker 8: always do when I go to the petrol station, even
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  Speaker 8: when I'm not putting pitt I stop at the petrol
• 11:38
  Speaker 8: station and get myself my little hoity jade treat which
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  Speaker 8: has been it's changed over the Yeah, okay, it's a
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  Speaker 8: Nippy's ice iced coffee.
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  Speaker 6: Now it becomes good. Now I know why you don't
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  Speaker 6: follow that, because I mean, you can go to the
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  Speaker 6: service station more often than be a pig.
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  Speaker 4: That you should do you should you should put five
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  Speaker 4: dollars at a time and then we can go and
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  Speaker 4: get a nippies on the way home and on the
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  Speaker 4: way to it.
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  Speaker 8: Well, no, I'm so into the ice snippies that I'll
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  Speaker 8: stop there just for that. I don't even need to
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  Speaker 8: put picture them. So I took my nippies up to
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  Speaker 8: the counter, right, and this is where I found myself
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  Speaker 8: on the horns of a dilemma. I put my nippies there,
• 12:12
  Speaker 8: and the guy that was serving me before he served me,
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  Speaker 8: did the most wettest sneeze.
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  Speaker 2: It was a Mogi sneeze.
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  Speaker 8: Like the one that Flemmy that's so loud that gives
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  Speaker 8: you a heart attack sort of thing right into his
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  Speaker 8: He cupped his face with his hands really and did
• 12:34
  Speaker 8: this massive, wet Flemmy sneeze into his way, sound like recreated.
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  Speaker 7: But Flemmy and wetter than that.
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  Speaker 6: And I was like, oh, gross.
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  Speaker 7: But then then he started fingering my eye snippies.
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  Speaker 2: Box, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 6: So you're swiping it on the thing.
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  Speaker 7: There, going do doo dooche not to do yeah, and
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  Speaker 7: he was.
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  Speaker 6: He had his.
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  Speaker 7: Hands all over and then he put it back on
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  Speaker 7: the counter and I was like, gross, say that.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't say that, but in my head I was
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  Speaker 8: going seriously, and I found myself just unable to move
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  Speaker 8: or act or do anything.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what do we do in this situation?
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  Speaker 8: And I don't know if that's a callback to the
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  Speaker 8: COVID days, you know when someone.
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  Speaker 7: Would cough for sneeze and oh my god. And I
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  Speaker 7: was like, oh, that's so gross.
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  Speaker 8: I don't want to touch that nippies now because it
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  Speaker 8: all avers gems and floor true fill all over it right, But.
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  Speaker 2: The nippy's straw is in a little packet. It's in
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  Speaker 2: a packet by the side.
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  Speaker 8: But I still had the finger where his fingers, you
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  Speaker 8: know what I mean, put it into that little hole,
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  Speaker 8: which he may have touched as well.
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  Speaker 2: He may have touched the hole with his fingers and all.
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  Speaker 6: Honestly, well, what was your feeling about what I would
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  Speaker 6: have done and what keys he would have done?
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  Speaker 7: I think you would have gone, I'm just gonna grab
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  Speaker 7: another one of those, mate.
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  Speaker 6: I had him seeing correct d and keys.
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  Speaker 7: He would have probably been similar. I think he probably
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  Speaker 7: because he hates gyms.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, don't start a keys. He hates gyms. Thing after
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  Speaker 2: this thing.
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  Speaker 4: So I would have done the same thing, but I
• 14:12
  Speaker 4: wouldn't have been as direct about it.
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Probably.
• 14:14
  Speaker 4: I would have probably just gone. I probably would have
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: just walked over to the fridge and swapped it, yeah,
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: and then walked out. I wouldn't have gone, I'm just
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: gonna get another one, mate, sort your nose out by
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: the way I would.
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't have been like that, you've got to make
• 14:24
  Speaker 6: a joke out of it, sure, sure, but yeah you can't.
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: You can't touch that.
• 14:28
  Speaker 7: What would he do?
• 14:29
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: Nothing. He took it and you drink it. Yeah, I
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: feel rather you'd rather die than have a social in
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: direction that was in the slightest but awkward, even though
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: you're not in the wrong and that person needed to
• 14:40
  Speaker 6: be put straight.
• 14:41
  Speaker 2: He would rather die?
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: Is that what happened?
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: Also, he'd rather die than not have the nippies as.
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: Well, exactly.
• 14:50
  Speaker 7: But here's here was my thought process. I went and
• 14:53
  Speaker 7: I'm going to take that back and get another one.
• 14:56
  Speaker 7: Right then I was like, I'd be really offended by that.
• 14:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah, but also I would have then had to
• 15:02
  Speaker 8: finger the nippies that was there to replace it, you
• 15:06
  Speaker 8: know what I mean.
• 15:07
  Speaker 6: No, but you would have had What you're saying is
• 15:08
  Speaker 6: you would take it and then take it back to
• 15:10
  Speaker 6: the fridge. Yeah, yeah, and you don't. You don't touch
• 15:12
  Speaker 6: it under any sequence. You leave it there and then
• 15:14
  Speaker 6: he can do it.
• 15:15
  Speaker 8: I'm just going, okay, yeah, right, I'm curious to know
• 15:18
  Speaker 8: how many you know on three four eight three what other.
• 15:20
  Speaker 7: People would do in that scenario.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, feel free to send a texture on three for
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: eight three. I think because he still drank it straight away.
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: You drank it, right?
• 15:26
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: Yes, did you work it with your sleeve or anything
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: like that.
• 15:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that was the wed Like I was really genuinely
• 15:32
  Speaker 8: grossed out about it, but I just sucked that basard down.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: What would someone have to do to it for you
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: to not drink a Nippy's ice coffee? I don't know.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: I don't find out.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fine out if you can get a whole
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: od of Nippy's ice coffee and we'll do stuff to that. Yes,
• 15:47
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• 15:52
  Speaker 4: what's on? Telly an old pugsun saw the brand new
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: Mummy movie last night. In the meantime, it is the
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: White Stripes And you're on Hodarkey.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodak.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: You two on The Hidarchy Big Show Friday afternoon, just
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Kezy and Pugs with you this Friday hit of the
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: long weekend.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Hoidy Jay's over in Australia there in Melbourne for a wedding.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: He'll be back on Tuesday.
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: And Mogi is well, he's on Death Store.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: He is on Death Store.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: He came in, did the podcast outro with us and
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: then was like, you know what if I stay here
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: and do any more content, I'm gonna die. Yeah, So
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: you've got Keesy and pugsn and right now it's time four.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: What's on the Turney with Mike Minogue as Pugs. Hello.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: I watched a really interesting program last night. But I'm
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: gonna let you go and steer because you went and
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: saw the brand new Mummy movie, didn't you.
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: Mummy's boy, Lee Cronin's the Mummies Boy Lee Cronin, who
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: is as a director. He is a director, most notable
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: in my eyes for the latest Evil did Rise movie.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: He did well.
• 16:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the latest Evildear movie, Evildear Rise, which came out
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: in twenty three, right, and that was absolutely batshit bananas
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: and I really thoroughly enjoyed it.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: When you say that the minute it was just super
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: gory and super over the top. It was.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: Yes, it was absolute chaos, great horror, great gore. It's
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: a great family dynamic film in New Zealand, right, which
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: is cool as well. And so this was his next
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: big picture and also taking on a title like the Mummy.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: There aren't that many Mummy horror movies these days. I
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: think they've butchered them. There was one a little while
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: ago that everybody hated. And then there's the famous ones
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: from back in the day with Brendan Fraser and the
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: Rock and the Rock Yeah, spot on now. In this movie,
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: it's basically about a family whose daughter goes missing while
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: they're living and working in Cairo, Okay. And she goes
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: missing for eight years and then she is discovered with
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: a pyramid a play when a plane crash is carrying
• 17:52
  Speaker 5: a sarcophagus and she's in the sarcophagus, that's right, and
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: they bring it home and she's not really quite the same.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: She's in a Sarco's totally malnourished for eight years. Somehow
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: she's alive, and she's just a little bit freaky deecky.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: There's something going on there. It's got like necrosis and
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: all sorts.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Has she been mummified or she was.
• 18:13
  Speaker 5: Mummified in the sarcophagus. They obviously un mummified her to
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: get her home and that makes sense.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: The girl who plays Katie absolutely carried this movie is
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Katie the girl. Katie's the girl that goes missing and
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: comes home and she is just an absolute freak azoid.
• 18:30
  Speaker 5: She's nuts and there's some real sick shit that happens
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: in this movie, and that's what it kind of relies on.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: The sound designs really good what I found in this movie,
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: and it's really weird. Do you ever watch a movie
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: where the scenes just start to get interesting, There's like
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: build up, build up, built up, the scenes just start
• 18:45
  Speaker 5: to get interesting, and then it cuts away to the
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: next scene. It's like it's impatient with itself and it's
• 18:50
  Speaker 5: sick of its own shit, so it just moves on.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: Right, Okay, that's what this movie was.
• 18:54
  Speaker 9: Like.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Everybody else apart from Katie, kind of sucked right, particularly
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: the dad. The guy at Jack Rainers his name. He's
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: in another horror movie, Midsummer Bady. He's really good at Midsommar,
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: but he was playing a dickheare boyfriend, so I'm thinking
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: maybe because he was trying to play a heroic dad
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: in this it didn't work anyway. Ah, so far, I'm
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: feeling a two point eight buzzies.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: Two point eight buzzies out of five, so not even
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: a recommend yet. Nah, although I'm sure you won't mind
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: me saying that you were incredibly definitely hungover last night
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: and you regretted the fact that you'd even booked in
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: going to the movies.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: What I also noted you remember if you watched Breaking Bed. Yes,
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: you know how whenever they're in Albuquerque, New Mexico, they
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: put like the Wii filter on everything yellow. Well they
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: move to New Mexico, and what do you think happens?
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: They get the Wii filter out the yellow to hear
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: the yellow filter for New Mexico. I just I don't know.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: Evil Did Rise was a way more interesting and exciting
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: movie to watch. If you want a movie that's basically
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: got the same sort of scars, the same sort of gore,
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: the same sort of horror, but done better, watch Evil
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: Dead Rise.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: There you go, I shouldn't watch anything. So I had
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: a bath and then we're to sleep. Oh, because I'm
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: rock and roll?
• 20:03
  Speaker 10: Why'd you lie?
• 20:05
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: I trying to show off. Here's Lincoln Park.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: The Hdiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: in week days and four on Radio Hdarchy.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: It is the Chili.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: He's on the Hidarcky Big Show Friday afternoon with old Keyzy.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: And if you were listening to Hdarky earlier today from
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: three o'clock, we had an exclusive sort of listening session
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: hosted by Jackasses Johnny Knoxville. That's the name from the past,
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: isn't it, And he sat down with Dave Grohl and
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: the rest of the Food Fighters and they did an
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: exclusive sort of interview. In a chat, they broke down
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: the album song by song. We're going to be replaying
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: that from six pm this coming Monday, So if you've
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: got the Monday off work, set a reminder and tune
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: into that. But right now, we've actually got a copy
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: of the brand new album your favorite toy to give away.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Let's see who the lucky winner is gonna be. Matthew
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: Are you there? Mate?
• 20:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: Mate?
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Good a mate? How are you going?
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: I'm good. How are you guys doing?
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: You're not too bad? The Matthew man? Where are you
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: calling from?
• 21:05
  Speaker 9: I'm from Hamilton, ham Hamilton.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, beautiful mate. What have you got planned for the
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: long weekend?
• 21:11
  Speaker 9: Oh? I'll go to see my brother or do a
• 21:13
  Speaker 9: bit of yard work. I'm looking forward to sleeping in. Actually,
• 21:16
  Speaker 9: it's always nice not waking up to alarm.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, what are you doing in the yard man?
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: Ah?
• 21:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you know a bit of a weed eating, bit
• 21:24
  Speaker 9: of tree trimming.
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, good stuff, just manicuring men the brand new food
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Fighters album.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: It's called your favorite toy? Do you have a favorite toy?
• 21:34
  Speaker 9: I don't like how this is going.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: No, I mean I didn't even think about like a
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: bedroom style toy.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 21:41
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well, I say, I'm same. I like my record player,
• 21:45
  Speaker 9: but I need to get the wires fixed on it,
• 21:47
  Speaker 9: so this will be a good reason to it if
• 21:49
  Speaker 9: you're right.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: Well, so you've got a record player though, I do?
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: I do?
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, bloody ripping mate, Will you gotta get those wires
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: fix because you've won that copy of the brand new
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: Phollies album.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Oh nice, No worries it all, Matthew. You enjoy your
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: long weekend, alright, yes, cheers, you hold the line Old
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: pugsan to look after you.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: There you go, taking care of the listeners here on
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Radiohdaki as per another chance to win a copy of
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: that vinyl no doubt at some stage in the future
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: here on Radio Hodaki for now, but a tool. It's
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: chism and it's Friday afternoon on Radio Hurdaki.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy Tune
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: in on.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Radio Hodaki Bush There on the Hurdarky Big Show Friday
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: Afternoon with Keezy and Pugs and Man who loves a
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: bit of Bush himself. Old Pugsan, you've been deeper in
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: the Big Show archives, haven't you.
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: You got what you goddamn right?
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: Brother, I was gonna say, I thought I was spot
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: on there. You've been in the Big Show archives. Man,
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: A best of moment? What have you got for us?
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: This one was you thinking you've done the fellas a favor.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: They've been away sick, and you've been holding down the
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: fort as it tends to go much like today, and
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: they came back and you almost almost got them see again,
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: but I did you did them a solid at least
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: you thought you did.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: People listening the last couple of weeks will know that
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: I've been here holding the fort while you guys have
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: been off.
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: What was that look that you just gave me?
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: The y just a generic look of love.
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: And by the way, you've got a lot of twisty dust.
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, oh you have it.
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: Actually, I just wanted to make you feel a bit,
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: you know, looking really good by the way, brother, really wow,
• 23:27
  Speaker 8: Actually know that you turn to that angle.
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: Snools are still as huge as packing that up?
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: Are we getting back into that.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: But one thing, I actually managed to dodge what I
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: think could have been a complete train wreck for the
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: show halfway through last week. You guys are obviously both
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: extremely sick. I was in here at the helm, you know,
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: running things.
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: Not at the tiller, firmly gripped on the tiller the.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Helm, and my wife ended up getting struck down with COVID.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: It.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: So we're living in the same house, right, So.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: You live in the same house.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: I don't have a fiance.
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: God, that's pretty intense.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: I accidentally said I had a fiance once after I
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: was married. That doesn't matter. Fiance.
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: Was that something you agree to before you got married,
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: that you're going to live in the same house or
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: what was that? How did that happen?
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: So obviously we're living to me, there's a rookie mistake
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: right there, peasy. I mean, if you want your marriage
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: to last, you don't live in the same house together, right,
• 24:27
  Speaker 8: all right, So.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: We're living together anywhere. We'll see how it goes.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: And even though I just said, stuff it, you know,
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: if I want to catch it, let's just get it
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: out of the way.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I would just sleep in the same bed, you know.
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: And you're sleep in the same bed as here, Keezy.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: The had was wrong with you?
• 24:42
  Speaker 9: Do you not?
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: No?
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: But somehow I've managed to avoid getting COVID.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: And I think even though we've just been carrying on
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: as normal and I've been testing daily and stuff, I
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: think it's because the last couple of weeks I've started
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: running again.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: I'm out running.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: I'm on a healthier diet, a lot of vig's and
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: stuff because I was, you know, I was pretty shocking,
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: you know, a lot of boozing.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Up here, of stuff disgrace for me.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: Well, I wouldn't say disgraceberg No, Well, I see it's
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: the regular bloke diet, you know. And now I've sort
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: of tidy things up a bit and I feel like
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: that has contributed to me not catching it.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Well, today's who last day of ISO.
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: So and the fact that you you know, you're eighty
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: percent alcohol content in your bloodstream, you know what I mean?
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: That'll be helping.
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: And She's the thing about Lisbian, she probably hasn't even
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: got COVID now, probably depression, right.
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Well, because you're living in the same house with her.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: And my wife post post wedding blues.
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: Is that a thing?
• 25:35
  Speaker 9: I tell you. Yeah.
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: Well, the thing about Lisban is you'll find a woman
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: in a horrendous relationship will often let the emotion the
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: joys of planning a marriage override the realities of the relationship, right,
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: and then once the joy of that day is past,
• 25:52
  Speaker 6: the reality of the relationship comes back to haunt her
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: and she will sort of plummet, plummet and deep depression,
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: often all the way up into all the divorce.
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: Yes, right, Okay, what have I done?
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: What have I done?
• 26:06
  Speaker 6: What have I done to deserve?
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: What are you even actually doing in the studio? Mate?
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: Because Moggi and I, you know, we've been under the
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: gun here, buddy, that's a it's a pretty selfish thing
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: to do, quite frankly. I mean, the last thing the
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: big show needs is for Moggie and I a gets
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: sick again.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: Well, that's the last thing we do need because you
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: guys have had like seven weeks off or whatever.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: So I'm testing negative. You know, we're doing all the
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: right things here. I'm fine, I sound great.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: Have you been on the website?
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Isolation household context?
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: What?
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah? So you're not meant to be here?
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: Men?
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: Talk about let the team down.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Keezy Pack it up, Kezy out. Isn't that funny?
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: That clip was from exactly three years ago today, and
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: what do you know, Mogi is sick today and also
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: three years ago as well. Geez, even hearing the word
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: COVID these days sends to shiver up my the Huduky
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: Big Show. We'll be back and full this coming Tuesday.
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: And don't forget in the meantime, every podcast of every
• 27:05
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• 27:08
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• 27:10
  Speaker 8: Now.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Coming up next on the Big Show, Pugs is.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Gonna come in and we're gonna have a chat to
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: a couple of fantastic New Zealand actors. They have a
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: movie which is sort of premiering tonight at the Hollywood
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: and Avondale.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: It is a comedy horror.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: It is part of the New Zealand Comedy Festival and
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: then the movie will be going national. It's won all
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: sorts of awards overseas and as we all know, when
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: you mixed comedy with horror, interesting things happen. One of
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: my all time favorites being Short of the Dead. We'll
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: be having a chat to them up next. So it
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: makes you stick around on Hoduki.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodak.
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: It is the Old Spring on the Huducky Big Show
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: Friday evening with Kezy and Pugs. Old Magi's temporarily tapped
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: out because he's rooted.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: He has something wrong with him.
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: He's on all sorts of medication right now and he's
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: having a coffee. He'll be back shortly. But in the
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: meantime we don't give a shit because we've got Allison
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Finn who are and right now from a brand new
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: film that is about to hit New Zealand cinemas.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: The film is called The Weed Eaters and it is
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: a horror comedy.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Alice Finn, thank you so much for coming to Duki,
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: Thanks for having us now comedy horror. So the gold
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: standard of comedy horror for me, which leans more comedy
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: is Short of the Dead Back in the day grew out.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Watched that movie a thousand times, and.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: A crucial part of comedy horror, I think is getting
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: the right sort of balance of ha ha ha.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Correct, have you guys done that and this or does
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: it lean one way more than the other? What are
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: we thinking?
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: It's fully crack up okay the time and some people
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: scream and a lot of people go oh yack.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah I did that watching the trailer.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was some sick ship.
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: The tone was really quite dark in the trailer, like
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: for it, because obviously, you know, I've read the summary,
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: I've looked at the concept and everything like that. But
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: then it was just very quite serious and very very
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: slow and dark and brooding.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: I quite like that.
• 29:01
  Speaker 10: We've had a couple of walkouts really we're quite proud of.
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fantastic, that's the standard for horror.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But the thing is with the walkout pugs and
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: how do you know it's because of the horror.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Because they say on letterbox reviews afterwards.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: I walked out because of the horror.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: They say I walked out because this was disgusting.
• 29:18
  Speaker 10: There's a couple of moments in particular as well, right
• 29:21
  Speaker 10: where you tap out.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: Now, just a bit of a just a rough synopsis
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: for the listeners. Right now, what is the weed Eages about.
• 29:29
  Speaker 10: It's about a bunch of townies who go away for
• 29:32
  Speaker 10: New Year's Eve to a B and B in the
• 29:35
  Speaker 10: back blocks of a farm in the middle of nowhere
• 29:37
  Speaker 10: in rural Canterbury. Right where they find a strain of
• 29:40
  Speaker 10: weed that gets you so high you start craving human flesh.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: Yes, because that's what I saw in the and also heard.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: It was quite loud and there's a lot of visceral
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: sound effects and things. Yeah, a wee bit of cannibalism.
• 29:51
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, are we bit?
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: And how sort of realistic did you guys get with that?
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: Did you?
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: Did you eat any human flesh?
• 29:58
  Speaker 10: We did? Oh, whoa, you're not really allowed to. It's
• 30:02
  Speaker 10: kind of frowned upon.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: We looked into it.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: It was some expense.
• 30:05
  Speaker 10: We asked the local farmers what the closest meat would be,
• 30:09
  Speaker 10: and they did highly recommend pork. I don't know how
• 30:11
  Speaker 10: they knew, right, but they said pork.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Now, there are scenes where you guys are eating people.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: I assume I haven't seen it, but in those scenes,
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: you know, to make it quite visceral and realistic and stuff,
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: you guys have to be chowing down on something.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Was it pork?
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: A lot of the time it was pork, and some
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: of the time it was like a lovely sort of
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: pannacotta dessert.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Really.
• 30:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 30:33
  Speaker 10: And about our art director, who also co wrote the
• 30:36
  Speaker 10: movie as well, was whipped up some really gross but
• 30:40
  Speaker 10: delicious things to.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: Look like human flesh, yeah, which would have helped with
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: sort of the munchies factor, you know. I mean personally,
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: I've never even indulged and certainly wouldn't mum. But sure
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: when you're tucking in in that state, everything just is
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: sort of in a highest state of pleasure, isn't it.
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: So you would have really looked like you're enjoying those
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: that person all those people.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: So it was really important I think for Annabel to
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: make the food we were eating and pretending was human yummy.
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Right, right, okay, because yeah, when you're eating human flesh,
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: you want it to look yummy.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Pucks. When you said you haven't indulged. We talk about
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: weed or cannibalism.
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: That's by the bikes, it's not really no, I need
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: to know, well we're interviewing these guys because if you're
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: on drug focus, I don't care about the cannibalism.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: It's the drugs part, mate, because this is drug free
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: station around just on there.
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: It's it's possibly the most antiweed film concept I've ever
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: heard of my life. Like something that gets you so
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: stone you start eating people. It's quite good. My mother
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: would probably like.
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: It a lot.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: It's actually the reason why we got a PG. Thirteen
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: rateing I reckon like the teens can come because when
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: we smoke weed, bad things happen, right, So.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: You had to have that negative sort of association with marijuana.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I see Pg.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: Thirteen, But you had walkouts because of grossness. That's interesting
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: balancing that fun. Tell what we might do, guys. You
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: might go to a quick air brake not air brakes
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: song A tune man, Yeah, it's a seggy pop. Even
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: the add sound good on Hodaki. I always get the
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: mixed up with the music. We'll be back after this
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: with Alison Finn from The Weed Eaters.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: in on Radio Holaky.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: You pop up on The Darky Big Show Friday Afternoon
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: with Keezy and Pugsun and also joining us in the
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: studio right now Alice May Connolly and Thinn tip it
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: from the movie The Weed Eaters.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: It's a Kiwi movie. It is a comedy horror.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: It comes out officially across New Zealand next week on
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: the thirtieth. However, tonight at the Hollywood and Avondale there
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: is a special four D screening of The Weed Eaters.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: This is to celebrate the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. Now,
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Alis Finn got you guys both in the studio with
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: us right now. How do you turn a comedy horror
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: into a one night only four D film?
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Well, thankfully we're at the Hollywood Evandale and they often do.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Four D screening, So right, oh, really, yeah, because I've
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: seen Shrek four D and when he sneezed, the seat
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: in front of me squirted me with water.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Yep, yeap, So can we expect sort of similarish?
• 33:00
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I think there'll be something for all of the senses,
• 33:05
  Speaker 10: best of them Delby smells.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I was gonna say, are you guys going to hot
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: box the Hollywood.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Fumes of pork and panicotta That actually.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Sounds like a delicious meal.
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: The movie is about you, guys who you go camping
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: over New Years you find a strain of an ancient
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: strain of weed that makes you turn into cannibals. Now,
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: as part of this, as I say, you're doing a
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: forty screening, which is very exciting. It is then going
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: to be rolling out across New Zealand and the world
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: as well.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: From the thirtieth, specifically New Zealand on the thirtieth and
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: watch the Space for the.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: World, because you guys have already gone overseas right and
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: done quite well. You wentto Ozza and did well, didn't you?
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: South By south West Sydney. Yeah. By the way, we
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: won the best feature there.
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: Sick.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: How do were you guys over there for that?
• 33:52
  Speaker 10: We didn't go, but Annabelle went.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 33:56
  Speaker 10: We played in jog Jakarta as well in Indonesia.
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: Wow?
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: Hell?
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: Really? How good?
• 34:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: This is the interesting thing, right with especially with Kiwi humor.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: It's the dead pan, it's the weird accent, and it's
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: the you know, it's It's been very successful overseas, which
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: is great. So when you do hear that Jakarta, of
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: all places, loved your film, like that's weird, right, It's
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: gonna be a weird feeling.
• 34:20
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's great. It travels. That was it was really funny,
• 34:24
  Speaker 10: it was really gross. They loved all the kind of
• 34:26
  Speaker 10: physical comedy as well. Oh yeah, but yeah, big big
• 34:30
  Speaker 10: movie going country.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: And they love horror over there as well, so I
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: think they loved the gore too.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Indonesians love horror.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Wow, did not know that having been to Indonesia once before,
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: I didn't notice anyone sort of you know, walking around
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: in costume in terms of you know, taking this thing
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: further afield internationally. Has it played out anywhere else around
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: the world?
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Yet?
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: It went to gerardmir and France and also won a prize.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: It won the Jury Prize. Wow, So it's kind of
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: It's kind of awesome how audiences literally globally in our
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: funny little jokes real crack up.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's real crackup. How was it funded, by the way,
• 35:08
  Speaker 4: because I know that you guys had to you know,
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: raise a bit of money.
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: Yep.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: It was shot on a budget as well.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, very small budget.
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: We crowdfunded about nineteen thousand dollars.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: That is tiny.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is literally the amount you pay to get
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: Jason Hoyd, who's usually on the show on set for
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: one day.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 10: I think the cutoff for a micro budget is like
• 35:28
  Speaker 10: a million bucks.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: Right, so you just got in just buy a whisker.
• 35:32
  Speaker 10: We're below, we're well below a micro budget budget movie.
• 35:36
  Speaker 10: But yeah, we shot it over a summer. It was
• 35:40
  Speaker 10: there were about seven or eight of us all together,
• 35:42
  Speaker 10: but we were living and riding on site.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: And then just started rolling the cameras and wow, yeah
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: in the experience.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: And then we got asi ousie production company called Causeway
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Films on board and they helped us with the postprod.
• 35:55
  Speaker 10: But yeah, they're serious guys. They did like the bubber
• 35:59
  Speaker 10: Duck and to me, they're.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: All horrors, right yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: Okay, we've got Ellis and fern And Studio where the
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: new Zealand film The Weeder is coming out.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Comedy horror.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: How much of the concept of this film hinges on
• 36:16
  Speaker 5: the fact that the word cannibal and cannabis sound very similar.
• 36:19
  Speaker 10: It's crazy, right. We've had a lot of people say,
• 36:22
  Speaker 10: surely this should have been called cannibal cannabis. Uh, it's
• 36:27
  Speaker 10: just happens to.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Be like that.
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, yeah, I can assure you though the title
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: of the film.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: Does pay off, right, yes, oh god, I don't even
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: want to know which would you guys prefer to watch
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: horror or comedy? Just at home with your partner, maybe
• 36:47
  Speaker 5: you're by yourself.
• 36:48
  Speaker 10: Well Zoolander, okay, we're not stone please el because we
• 36:53
  Speaker 10: are against druggings.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: Both back in my pocket then.
• 36:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah, callum, the director has the kind of origin story
• 37:02
  Speaker 10: for the movie is he kept watching horror movies stoned
• 37:05
  Speaker 10: and then getting so freaked out he'd have to leave.
• 37:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: Right, so so you thought he'd make one so exactly
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: and maybe that it's like the immersion therapy thing where
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: you just like put yourself in there and maybe you'll
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: be sweet with it.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: After like a bath of spiders. There's a group of.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: People here that I've recently talked about and relatively close
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: proximity to you and I that were on a different
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: kind of narcotic over the weekend and decided to watch
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: the remake of Evil Dead. Have you guys seen that?
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: I hope they went on drugs?
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: What's that?
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Who tell me who it is?
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: I want to get them fired. I'll let you know
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: for you Chezy okay.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Because your name is going to be in there if
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: you don't. Thank you so much Allison Finn for joining
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: us in studio. Don't forget Tonight's eight pm the International
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: Comedy It's Comedy Festival dot Cot ins it if you
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: want to go to that four D screening tonight, otherwise
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: it will be out from the thirtieth onwards across New Zealand.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: It is called the weed Eaters. It is a horror comedy.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for coming in.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: The Whodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: There's the Hurdachy Big Show all right for Friday, the
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: twenty fourth of April. However, Jason's in Australia at a wedding.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: An old Mogi is almost did with some sickness as
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: per U. So you got the two healthy members of
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: the Big Show, Kezy, you know, Pug sunt and the
• 38:20
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• 38:37
  Speaker 4: Then was like waiting for the audio to play that
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• 38:42
  Speaker 4: remember that we actually said every week.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's live man, This is live radio.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Certainly is Pugs' got a dilemma. Go on doing some googling, man,
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: because I'm going to drive home to Todunger after this.
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: It's like oh three hours from Auckland. Yeah, and decided
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: I feel like eating a kebarb. Yea, some gonna get
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: a cabar but the only cabarub shop on the way
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: to my place is half an hour away from the
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: final destination. Do I eat a cabarb in the kebarb
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: shop at like ten pm? Do I pick it up
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: and take it home and then eat it half an
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: hour later? Or do I eat it like in the
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: car while driving?
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: You're telling me there's no kebab shops no on your route.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: That's the closest even to my house. So you want
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: it to be close to your house?
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: I thought you meant.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: So.
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: Do you do you eat it in the store weirdly
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: at like ten o'clock by yourself?
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: Eat it while driving? Kebarb a lot of Edmond? Yeah,
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: and possible spillage?
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Or I wait half an hour?
• 39:38
  Speaker 5: You know what you do? What you buy the kebab
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: half an hour out right, and then you buy some
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: chips for the road, right, okay.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Then you eat the chips on the road.
• 39:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: And then by the time you get to the place,
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: you're full from the chips.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Well, you're not full from the chair.
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: Then you throw the kebarbe and you feed it to
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: the dog because you're so full, because I'm so from
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: the chips.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: You're a genius. I get it. Man, He's used as
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: gen for good.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Coming up next, more best of the Big Show. This
• 40:03
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• 40:06
  Speaker 1: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio hodk.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: Ely suspect there on the Hurdarky Big Show Friday evening
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: with Keyzy and Pugsn and pugs Man. You've been elbow
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: deep in the Big Show archive. You've got another best
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: of the Big Show moment for us. Man, what's this elbow?
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: If your elbow deep, your legs aren't and obviously no, No,
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: you're reaching into something.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: So you're standing behind and you're you're reaching in with
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: your arm and your elbow right up to your elbow,
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: so your body's outside. Okay, are you picturing your your
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: inside and you're only your elbow and.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: No, I'm picturing being knee deep in something and then
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: bending over so my elbows are also deep.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's another way to be elbow That's where.
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: I'm at with the Big Show archive. That's the kind
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: of stuff you can expect.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: This is a very very exciting announcement from Jason about
• 40:53
  Speaker 5: one of his daughters in her musical career pursuit.
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: Geez, how much you love that Pearl Jam song?
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: It is an absolute belter.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Wonder for it to go good live?
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: Looking forward to I'm going to see that one live?
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, well.
• 41:11
  Speaker 8: What Funnily enough fellows check this out. On Saturday, I
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: went to a gig one of my daughters was making
• 41:19
  Speaker 8: her debut on stage. Now, I just want to make
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: the clarification here.
• 41:22
  Speaker 7: It wasn't her band. She was asked to join the band.
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: And the bandle yes instrument guitar.
• 41:29
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he took a guitar and acoustic.
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: She was acoustack, but you know, plugged in. Oh yeah yeah.
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: So went along to that and it was quite genuinely
• 41:40
  Speaker 8: I was blown away. That was great, loved it, loved it.
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: But anyway, music there. Having said that, Having said that,
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: the next day, I was talking to Eddie funnily enough,
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: We're just talking about rearview mirror there, yeah, Eddie vidda
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: and just catching up and we probably once or twice
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: a month, just see how each is traveling and all
• 42:02
  Speaker 8: that sort. It's good at Chicken on your mates, Keezy,
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you've been mates since we're about sixteen, I think. Anyway,
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: he's like, how are you, what's been going on and
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: blah blah blah, and I was like, oh, oh, funnily enough,
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: ed I went and saw my daughter playing a band yesterday,
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: and he was like, oh, oh ready, you got any
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: what's the name of the band and blah blah blah.
• 42:27
  Speaker 8: And he went, oh, okay, that's cool. Have you got
• 42:29
  Speaker 8: any recordings? And I said, yeah, man, yeah, I really
• 42:32
  Speaker 8: I really like them. I'll fare them through to you.
• 42:34
  Speaker 7: So I didn't. We carried on chatting and we're going
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: to meet up when they're over here and stuff.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: But anyway, next minute, that's a cool reference.
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: I get a call from Pearl Jam's manager.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well what's that person's name? Andy?
• 42:52
  Speaker 8: And he goes, I've just we've just heard the band
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: I've just played and this is my recording. Yeah, but
• 42:59
  Speaker 8: my daughter was in just heard that. Absolutely fantastic. I
• 43:02
  Speaker 8: played it to the fouls in the band. They are
• 43:05
  Speaker 8: loving it and were wanting to know if you've got
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: contact because we'd love them to be our support act
• 43:10
  Speaker 8: when we're doing the tour of New Zealand. Context with
• 43:12
  Speaker 8: your daughter, No, you know, he wanted me to make
• 43:15
  Speaker 8: contact between them, so, you know, yeah, opening for Pearl Jam.
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: Congratulations.
• 43:21
  Speaker 8: What's so funny because then I read my daughter and
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: she's not really into them, but yeah, it's probably an opportunity.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: You must be a proud father.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty mate.
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: Because I am a huge Pearl Jam fan.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: What's kind of nepotism though, because you know, you know,
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: you funny you bring this up because I wasn't going
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: to say anything, but it's just too much of a coincidence.
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: My daughter recently has been getting into the Beyonce album
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's loving it. But the
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: one that she really the song that she really likes,
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: that's the one that she's really first she loves music,
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: but this one she's really into. She wants it played
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: on repeat. Her cover of Blackbird by the Beatles, right,
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: which is a beautiful little ballad, just a little bit
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: of guitar on there, and that's it. Anyway, she's you know,
• 44:06
  Speaker 6: she's only four and a half. So I told her
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: how to play it and put it up on my
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: TikTok account there. Well, we wake up the next day.
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: Nine hundred million views, million, nine hundred million views and
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: next by about lunch show. I get this phone next
• 44:23
  Speaker 6: minute and I don't recognize the number, but it's from
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: America and I'm thinking, oh, what's the sort of best scam?
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: So I answer it. It's Andy, the manager of Pearl Jam.
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: How you said to me that performance is unbelieved? I said, yeah,
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: I know, and he said, what we would love is
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: if you could have your daughter come and close the
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: show out, close the night out, and sing Blackbird at
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: the end. I said, are you telling me that Pearl
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: Jam is going to open for my daughter? He said, yes, Wow,
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: so pil Jam is going to be opening for my
• 45:02
  Speaker 6: Daughter's the most impressive thing. Can I just I mean,
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: you kind of already knew Idy and everything not as but.
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: Still your daughter being on the bill is still pretty cool.
• 45:15
  Speaker 8: Headlining hang on, but listen, I just want to address
• 45:18
  Speaker 8: something that Keysy said there about nepotism, and interestingly, when
• 45:22
  Speaker 8: they're talking about the support ban, the Mogi, Edie said, look, Fellows,
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: Hoidy Jay is my best mate. I think I should
• 45:32
  Speaker 8: stand down from this and it should be a decision
• 45:35
  Speaker 8: that you should make because we're right, you know, because
• 45:38
  Speaker 8: we are best mates. And I don't want to you know,
• 45:41
  Speaker 8: dirty the waters.
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: I'm surprised there is that much thought going into it
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: considered it's just the opener.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah sure, no one's even going to be there for that.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, so yeah, yeah, that's so cool Mogi, because
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: how was how is your daughter?
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: She's still young? Four and a half. Yeah for Pearl Jam.
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: Wow, well pil Jam's opening for yeah yeah.
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, far right, So they've changed all the marketing
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: on the show and all.
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a poor good mate.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Actually, if anyone listening actually saw Moggi Minogi, Mogi's daughter
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: closing for Pearl Jam and has a review see it
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: on through on three four eight three, would love to
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: hear we never sort of heard how that went.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: Pugs absolutely and obviously fifty dollars Toledo's cash. That's just
• 46:26
  Speaker 5: real cash, brought to you by Toledo's up for grabs. Yeah,
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: and everybody who ticks in and the drawer, Pugs, Yeah,
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: you're the man.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: The Wholdaking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
• 46:37
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• 46:40
  Speaker 4: It is silver Chair tomorrow on The Hidarkey Big Show
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: Friday Night with Keezy and pugsn and this is your
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: last chance to jump into the Bitcher Backbone pot.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: That we are currently running.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: If you would like to punt on this weekend's Warriors
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: game and put some cash in and have a bit
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: of a chitty chat with me and the rest of
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: the degenerates in there, then head to the Bitch, go
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: to bits Social, and then join the pot using the
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: invite code Backbone.
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: I'll see you there.
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: Let's get We're not gonna get rich. Currently fifteen hundred
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: bucks in the whole, but pugsunt. You recently went to Vietnam?
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Am I?
• 47:13
  Speaker 6: Right?
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: And just on that, Chris, I actually went to Vietnam.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: I don't know if I told you?
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Did you?
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: Event best trip of my life?
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Did I tell you? I'm actually really pleased to hear that.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it genuinely was an absolutely rapper. But I did
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: have one absolute shocker on the actually the second to
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: last night and then into the final day. Okay, so
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: we were in hand, NOI right? And sorry, you're just
• 47:46
  Speaker 5: continue you want to play this out. On the second
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: to last night, I decided to take my partner out
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: for a bit of a date, just us too, you know,
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: and the other couple went out on a separate date,
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: just as like a nice little couple of times before
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: we went home and turned into an absoluteaotic.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Really shambles in the best way.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Okay, So we went up for a date at a
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: record bar. Then we met up with the please go on,
• 48:11
  Speaker 5: We're to the vegetarian restaurant, and then caught up with
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: a couple later. Then later we ended up in a
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: techno club where you couldn't find it except for finding
• 48:18
  Speaker 5: a dude outside a garage door who then said are
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: you here for the And then like he'd open the
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: garage door and you go in and you go up
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: the stairs and then there's like a massive ravely house.
• 48:26
  Speaker 5: Ended up in there very late night next day, like
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: yesterday on the Big Show. If you listen to The
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: Big Show, you would have heard I was not in
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: my best, you know, my most so your steady mindset.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: I was hungover, didn't have much brain power. We went
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: to Train Street. Are you familiar with Train Street in Hanoi?
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: That's the street with the train where everyone has to
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: move all their tables and shit because the train goes past.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: We went their first thing in the morning, and we
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: were heading into our last sort of day A couple
• 48:49
  Speaker 5: of days before we got on the plane. And as
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: we got there, you know, there's people trying to usher
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: you into their cafes because they want you to spend
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: your money there. And we were just like, oh my gosh,
• 48:59
  Speaker 5: just please just first one. We'll just go to the
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: first one. It doesn't matter, we don't care. We sat
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: down and as we sit down, this feller comes up
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: to me with a tray that he hangs from around
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: his neck, a massive tray of lighters, and he had
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: a big selection of lighters and he's like, oh, do
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: you want a lighter or something because he saw that
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: we had well one of the peoples that he had
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: some diarries, and he was like, do you want a
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: lighter or whatever? And at this point I don't know
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: why I hadn't even had any interest in buying a lighter.
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: I think I was just hung over and looking to
• 49:26
  Speaker 5: spend money, right, And I was like okay, yeah, like
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: what do we go? What are we looking at here?
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: Usually I would have would not have gone for it,
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: should have just ordered the food and left him. Anyway,
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: he shows me this lighter and it's got ho Chi
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: min on it, very famous very very important person in
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Vietnam's history. Yes, and it was a lighter. It was
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: a gold lighter that had a red Vietnamese flag and
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: hoa a picture of Ho Chi Min. And I was like,
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: that's that's kind of catchy, that's kind of cute. I'll
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: grab that guy. And I was like, oh, how much
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: is this? And he goes for you five hundred and
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: fifty thousand dong.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Now is that in New Zealand?
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: Five hundred and fifty two thousand dong is I'm putting
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: it in my calculator here, thirty five dollars right right
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: for this lighter. And I'm like, oh, there's no way,
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: and you know, like I'm down for a bit of
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: a haggel, and so I said, look, what why don't
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: you do?
• 50:12
  Speaker 6: And I just said, I.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Sit around my grip. I was like, wat, shut off
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: to watch it over and then my mate just goes,
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: oh to eighty, which is eighteen dollars.
• 50:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: I was like, here enough, so that's pretty good. I
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: bought the lighter off them, yeah, for two hundred and
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: eighty thousand dollars, And I was immediately like, why did
• 50:27
  Speaker 5: I do that? Why did I just buy a lighter,
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: a novelty lighter. Yeah, for eighteen New Zealand dollars.
• 50:33
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: I tried to get as much use out of it
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: as I could, But the whole time I kind of
• 50:37
  Speaker 5: felt like I'd spent too much money on that lighter.
• 50:39
  Speaker 5: I could have haggled a bit more, flicking at whatever,
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: spending it as much as I could, you know, just
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: lighting it around people. And then I meet up with
• 50:46
  Speaker 5: a friend that I meet on the Harjong Loop a
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: little bit later, she had got a lighter from the
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: same place. How much do you think she spent on
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: her lighter?
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Seventeen dollars fifty.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: Thousand Vietnamese dong, which is what three dollars park and
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: then what then it stopped working to night that I
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: bought it, and then I got it take it off
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: me in Shanghai airport.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, eighteen dollars down the drain man.
• 51:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: How Good's Vietnam though.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: Jane's addiction on The Hidarchy Big Show. Been caught stealing
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: and a man who's also been caught stealing, Oh, pugs
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: and stealing your heart? Yeah yeah, and other stuff from
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: work mate, we know about it. Yeah, sorry, it's the
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: station headphones. Yeah, the head bring back the headphone, yeah,
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: and all the free purse. No, that's all responsibly.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:33
  Speaker 10: Nice.
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: The reason Pugs is here and not Hoidy Jay and
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: Megi is that Moggy's almost did from some sickness he's
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: got and Hoidy j is over in Australia at a wedding.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: They'll be back on Tuesday, the big Shelly back and fall.
• 51:44
  Speaker 4: In the meantime, you have been in the archives, Pugs,
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: what do you got for us?
• 51:47
  Speaker 5: Speaking of perse Kezy, Mike Minogue's lovely wife actually went
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: out for a social occasion and came back. And you know,
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: it's one of those things where you're getting enough wines
• 51:57
  Speaker 5: in you and the truth starts to come out.
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: My wife went out for a rap party. A rap party.
• 52:07
  Speaker 6: You remember rap parties, Joe. So those who work in
• 52:09
  Speaker 6: the film they know about those. And it was for
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: the movie Minecraft.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: So that's when the movie's done, everyone's finished. That's a
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: rap let's have a party.
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I like it. So she she did that, she
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: went out and look, we're being slogging lately and she's
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: she's more than a night out. So but when when
• 52:26
  Speaker 6: she's out, I always I'm a little bit concerned because
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: you know, it's my wife. I mean, I'm not considered
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: to the point where I put a tracking device on
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: like Kezy. But I don't feel I'm not able to
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: sleep until she's home, do you know what I mean?
• 52:39
  Speaker 6: That's just the way I am.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: Quickly, I don't put a tracking device his wife. That's
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: just weird. Anyone that thinks that is out of life.
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: Anyway, she got home and she came in and I'm
• 52:51
  Speaker 6: bling a bed that I.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: Turn on the lamp, your good baby.
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: Or anyways, she sort of makes her way over to
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: the bed there and she goes to give me a
• 53:02
  Speaker 6: kiss hello, and she plunks it big kiss right in
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: the center of my honker.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Oh wow.
• 53:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: So she wouldn't have had to been down very far
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: for that, which is handy.
• 53:15
  Speaker 6: So well, that's my point, Keezy. So I guess my
• 53:17
  Speaker 6: question is was had she had a few drinks and
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: her aim was off? Or have I got a big nose?
• 53:26
  Speaker 8: I to be honest with your mate, IM, I've never
• 53:31
  Speaker 8: really noticed, No, not that I've ever.
• 53:36
  Speaker 7: It's neither sort of caught my eye or anything like
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: that you know what I mean.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: If it did though.
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: We josh around on the show. Yeah, yeah, I thought
• 53:46
  Speaker 6: we was just joshing because we were not with Gezy. No,
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: that's right, because it's sort of like it's sort of
• 53:53
  Speaker 6: good of all three of us. I've got a big honker,
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: but it's only you two really, So.
• 54:00
  Speaker 7: Oh okay, okay, we're going down that route, are we?
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: I think look looking around, let's just say it's not
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: out of place. It's nothing to be alarmed.
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: But that's right. I think in this room it's probably normal. Wow,
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: smaller than normal?
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're honker.
• 54:22
  Speaker 6: Well we know who's got the biggest honker.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: Sorry, is this about Jase having the biggest honker or
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: you big self conscious about your honker?
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: No, it's me self conscious about mine. Jason's trying to
• 54:32
  Speaker 6: make out now that I've got a bigger one than him,
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: but not nose. Yeah, okay, So I just want to
• 54:38
  Speaker 6: get this right. So you're in bed, thank you.
• 54:42
  Speaker 7: Your wife comes home from the Red party. She opens
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: the bedroom door and kisses you on the nose.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: No, she had to walk across the room from she
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: didn't have to.
• 54:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, apparently you were saying that she didn't.
• 54:54
  Speaker 8: She just stood at the doorway more right in the
• 54:56
  Speaker 8: middle of your massive snares.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think it's anything to be self
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: conscious about.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: Certainly, you're a confident guy. Confident one is that weighing
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: on your mind in the front of your head, you
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: know what I mean exactly? So I think just push
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: it out of your mind. Yeah, nothing to worry.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, Yeah, I thought so.
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: Cheers.
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: We can make you feel better.
• 55:20
  Speaker 6: Man, No worries man, Sure that's what happened.
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: Yes, Moogie's nose is massive. Honk has probably filled to
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: the brim with snot as we speak. Hopefully, hopefully we're
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: back on Tuesday, The Big Show back and full. In
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: the meantime, every show we've ever done available where we
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: get your podcasts from.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: That is the Big Show done in Dustin for Friday,
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: the twenty fourth of April or Big Week pug Son. Yeah,
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: you know, having a Wednesday live show in Dunedin on
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: High in hindsight.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Is kind of a huge call.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: It's a crazy hunt day.
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's great and then the next day you're
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: terrible and then usually we do them like a Friday
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: or a Thursday night and then you'll be into the weekend.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: But we're not. We're back here as result. Maggie Hoidy
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: jays away.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been a long week, it is, but I've
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: been fun. That's good man, that's all it counts. You
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: going down to Hawks Bay to night drive safe?
• 56:20
  Speaker 6: Mate?
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Hey, thank you? All right, we'll do.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: I'll probably stop get some kind the way. My dad
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: lives down there now, so I'll be catching up with
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: my partner's family and also going to see the old Man,
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: which would be cool.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Sweet.
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna go visit my brother and Todunger. My
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: parents are currently away on holiday, yes, and so we're
• 56:35
  Speaker 4: going to go down to their place while they're away
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: on holiday because they got a spar pool.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: They've been like all the set up, you know. That's hot.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: And me and I'm just gonna play golf and watch
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: rugby league and just have a bit of a boys.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Weekend, you know. Yeah, the boys, the Feilers I'm excited for.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: You can't bloody wait. The Big Show will be back
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: this coming Tuesday.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: Have a fantastic long weekend from myself and old punks
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: aren't over there, and the other two feelers we'll see
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: you later.
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: See the
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: Sup