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LIVE RADIO GONE WRONG (Part II) & We Play COMPLICATED CHRISTMAS CAROLS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Producer Nick wanted to highlight that he has a Christmas
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  Speaker 1: wish ready for us.
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  Speaker 2: God Dan Rich, it's time for Christmas wish. Good morning, Denise.
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  Speaker 2: We wanted to grant you a Christmas wish.
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  Speaker 3: When I get really really scared, I have to poop.
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  Speaker 3: And I was so scared, and next thing I know,
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  Speaker 3: I had to poop and I had to poop right
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  Speaker 3: in and there, so I had no choice but to
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  Speaker 3: just poop on the side of the itent. It hurt
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  Speaker 3: so bad. It was a mess. I was pooping like
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  Speaker 3: I was diarrhea poop, and I don't know. I got scared.
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  Speaker 3: I was pooping and my pants are down and then
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  Speaker 3: I hit my head and there was a mess and
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  Speaker 3: I have yeah, poop on the lake.
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  Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, Denise. My wife Blake is our little elf today. Blake, Ay,
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  Speaker 2: there he comes.
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  Speaker 4: Mary.
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  Speaker 3: It was diarrhea.
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  Speaker 4: Oh oh my god. That was that happened about an
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  Speaker 4: hour an hour ago. That was an hour show and
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  Speaker 4: then you missed it. The whole thing is probably gon
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  Speaker 4: be on our podcast later today. That's that's beautiful.
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  Speaker 5: Nick ellis, good morning, Hi, good morning Hi.
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  Speaker 2: You playing a game.
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  Speaker 1: It's called Complicated Christmas Carols. And it's a very hard game.
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  Speaker 1: We play it every year. You're playing for edge shearing tickets.
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  Speaker 1: And the way to win this game is to somehow
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  Speaker 1: you got to get into the mind of Rich Barrow,
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  Speaker 1: which is very difficult.
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  Speaker 5: It's some scary place, bad neighborhood. So we've taken Christmas
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  Speaker 5: carols that you know you love, all super popular, and
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  Speaker 5: we've just made them more complicated. So you will go
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  Speaker 5: after Kyle, so you will figure out how to play here.
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  Speaker 5: All right, John Jay, we start with you, the ice
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  Speaker 5: based humanoid life form with many wives.
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  Speaker 2: As it turns out, Frosty Snowman.
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  Speaker 5: Frosty the snow Man is correct. That's how you do it, Peyton.
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  Speaker 5: We advocate for a prematurely optimistic holiday experience. Christmas Eve Carol,
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  Speaker 5: Christmas Eve Carol not a song I'm familiar with, Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: Feel yes, Kyle, we wish you a merry Christmas. That's
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  Speaker 2: how you do it.
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  Speaker 5: My brain does not, Kyle. Kyle was pre med. She
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  Speaker 5: can she can game this game. Your clue, Kyle, the
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  Speaker 5: atmospheric condition suggests the impending arrival of frozen precipitation particles.
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  Speaker 2: Let it snow correct.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So Alice, you get how you play. You just
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  Speaker 5: gotta you know, you gotta gotta sniff out the definition
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  Speaker 5: here basically, all right, here we go. The nocturnal period
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  Speaker 5: is characterized by a lack of sonic disruption.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I'm with Peyton.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 5: One more time for The nocturnal period is characterized by
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  Speaker 5: a lack of sonic disruption. Really made that overly complicated.
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  Speaker 1: If you break it down, I'm breaking it down as
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  Speaker 1: you do it, and I come up with night Boom.
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  Speaker 3: The only one I know with night is like, holy nice.
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  Speaker 5: Close, You're so close. What's the other one with the Knight?
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  Speaker 5: The Shining Army? Then that is devoid of sonic disruption,
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  Speaker 5: Night moves.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think that was gonna be that hard.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so so condescending, Kyle, Kyle in the lead so far,
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  Speaker 5: John Jay, I am unable to locate the seasonal emotional
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  Speaker 5: state that should be.
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  Speaker 2: Present at this time. Don't do the hand gesture.
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  Speaker 5: I am unable to locate the seasonal emotional state that
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  Speaker 5: should be present at this time.
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  Speaker 1: Can't find love. I can't find love in a hopeless place, Rhianna,
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  Speaker 1: I cannot find love.
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  Speaker 2: I know you've got it. You think. I wait, you
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  Speaker 2: want time? Please?
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  Speaker 5: I am unable to locate the seasonal emotional state that
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  Speaker 5: should be present at this time.
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  Speaker 1: I can't find the joy joyless? What kind of Christmas
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  Speaker 1: song is that?
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  Speaker 2: You? Go ahead? Go ahead? Is it?
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  Speaker 3: Where are you?
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  Speaker 2: Chris? Good?
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  Speaker 5: Pre med and the lead? All right, Chyle, your move here.
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  Speaker 5: Individual laments on travel plans for the late holiday. An
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  Speaker 5: individual laments on travel plans for the holiday.
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  Speaker 2: So someone's thinking about going somewhere that's right for the holidays.
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  Speaker 2: Someone's thinking about traveling for the holidays.
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  Speaker 5: Lament trying to figure it out?
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  Speaker 2: Did you really trying to figure it out? Single? Single?
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  Speaker 2: I'm alone for Christmas? Is it? Somebody alone for Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: It's a big one. Somewhere alone, someone.
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  Speaker 5: Going somewhere going home for Christmas?
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  Speaker 3: Speaking, Oh, can I see.
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  Speaker 4: Please come home for Christmas?
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  Speaker 2: For Christmas? I will be holding for Christmas. There's a
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  Speaker 2: team effort right now.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know who gets point. Everybody gets a point.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody gets a point. All right, let's see if you
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  Speaker 5: can get this one peyton, An infant is placed in
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  Speaker 5: a temporary feeding structure meant for livestock.
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  Speaker 2: I got it, Baby Jesus that's about.
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  Speaker 5: Can you read it again? Yeah, in infant is placed
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  Speaker 5: in a temporary feeding structure meant for livestock.
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  Speaker 2: A baby in a farm.
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  Speaker 3: Away.
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  Speaker 2: We just started singing, Ras.
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  Speaker 5: Payton says, a baby in a farm. Let's just do
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  Speaker 5: one more.
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  Speaker 2: You can do the opposite of Christmas, but you can
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  Speaker 2: do like dumb down.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, one word for you, Alice. You're gonna win anyway,
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  Speaker 5: but just try to try to get this one. My
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  Speaker 5: entire holiday objective has been reduced to the acquisition of
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  Speaker 5: one individual. My entire holiday objective has been reduced to
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  Speaker 5: the acquisition of one individual.
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  Speaker 2: It's a big one.
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  Speaker 3: It's something with Santa.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I only got it because Kyle just told me.
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  Speaker 2: Trying to steal it. You can, you can.
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  Speaker 5: You can steal it for her or you can help
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  Speaker 5: her with it. My entire objective has been reduced to
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  Speaker 5: the acquisition of one individual.
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  Speaker 2: Just one person, one person, Just just you. Yes, it's
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  Speaker 2: all they want.
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  Speaker 5: Oh all I want for Christmas is you?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Joe, you have just.
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  Speaker 5: Won the complicated Christmas Carol. Oh my gosh, it was hard.
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  Speaker 5: I did work really hard on those for a very
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  Speaker 5: long time. I had to go back to my community
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  Speaker 5: college English class.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Elis, we're gonna setch up with the cheering tickets. Congratulations,
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  Speaker 2: thank you, thank you so much,