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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 23rd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
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  Speaker 5: Three, two, one. Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning.
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  Speaker 6: Well, today is October the 23rd, 2026, and today is Friday.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 6: We have made it through almost, made it through another week. Wow.
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  Speaker 7: Let's go.
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  Speaker 5: Let's get into the weekend. My name is Woody. That
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  Speaker 5: is Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 8: Hi.
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  Speaker 5: We got Menace.
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  Speaker 9: What is up?
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  Speaker 3: Hi.
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  Speaker 5: Happy birthday month, Menace.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, happy birthday month.
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  Speaker 5: To myself.
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  Speaker 10: I was about to say something.
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  Speaker 5: There's Gina Grant.
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  Speaker 9: We've got Seabass.
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  Speaker 5: We've got Sammy. We've got everybody else. Here we go.
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  Speaker 5: It's the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 7: Happy Friday.
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  Speaker 5: Didn't really get through all the rest of the proper.
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  Speaker 6: introductions gina grad seabass sammy jeff g is here we
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  Speaker 6: got morgan our associate producer von our video producer there
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  Speaker 6: is bore we got menji and uh a mission today
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  Speaker 6: to get through the morning into the weekend as quickly
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  Speaker 6: as we can phones are open 877-44-woody You can send
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  Speaker 6: us a text over to 22987.
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  Speaker 5: Friday check-in.
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  Speaker 6: Tell us who you are and then, you know, where
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  Speaker 6: around town you're listening to The Woody Show. This morning,
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  Speaker 6: any kind of exciting weekend plan you got. Anything anyone
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  Speaker 6: you'd like to have us mention, send it on over.
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  Speaker 6: Friday check-ins over to 22987. Sorry I messed up the intro.
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  Speaker 6: I was about to say something I'm not allowed to say.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Game one of the World Series is tonight. I saw
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  Speaker 6: an interesting stat about.
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  Speaker 5: How boring?
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  Speaker 6: No, from the NLCS, which I thought was pretty crazy.
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  Speaker 6: So the 2025 NLCS was against the Dodgers and the Brewers, right?
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  Speaker 6: The 2026 NLCS was Dodgers and Brewers. 2025 NLCS, it
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  Speaker 6: was a sweep. 2026, it was a sweep.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, but the other way. In 2025, right?
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 6: 128 at-bats, 2026, 128 at-bats.
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 6: That's likely to remain the same sweep. 32 hits in 2025,
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  Speaker 6: 32 hits in 2026.
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  Speaker 5: Now that's different. Maybe they used the same script from
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  Speaker 5: last year.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 6: 250 average in 2025, 250 average in 2026. On base percentage,
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  Speaker 6: 347 in 2025, 2026, 347. So they flipped the script
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  Speaker 6: upside down?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they just changed the name.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, except the Brewers won this year. Last year was
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  Speaker 6: the Dodgers.
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  Speaker 5: That's pretty weird.
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  Speaker 10: What team won this year?
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  Speaker 5: What? The one you just said.
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  Speaker 9: The Brewers.
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  Speaker 5: The Brewers.
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  Speaker 10: Sorry, I was about to share. Did you see that
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  Speaker 10: other fun fact about the Chargers? You know how they've
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  Speaker 10: been sucking. Oh, now football.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, football.
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  Speaker 10: And how they had like, the last time they had
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  Speaker 10: a streak like this with no wins was when Harbaugh
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  Speaker 10: was the quarterback for the team.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, the same amount of losses.
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  Speaker 10: That's right.
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  Speaker 6: Back in 2015, the Milwaukee Brewers, they sold this timeless ticket.
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  Speaker 6: Have you seen anything about this story?
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, dude.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: So it was $ 1, 000, and it was a voucher that
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  Speaker 6: was redeemable at any future game, including the World Series, which.
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  Speaker 5: They pointed out that, hey, when we.
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  Speaker 6: Go to the World Series someday, you're going to get
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  Speaker 6: the best available seats. So 11 years later, after this
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  Speaker 6: guy bought this timeless ticket, The Brewers are now in
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  Speaker 6: the World Series, game one tonight. Hundreds of those holders
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  Speaker 6: showed up to cash in And got stuck with crappy
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  Speaker 6: seat locations.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's mean.
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  Speaker 6: So the team president admitted that the club botched the
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  Speaker 6: internal logistics and said, quote, did not live up to
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  Speaker 6: the spirit of the program. So these timeless ticket holders,
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  Speaker 6: they will get seats for games one and two and
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  Speaker 6: another free redemption in a future season. So they're trying
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  Speaker 6: to make good on it.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, at least they get to be there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty generic.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, still a pretty good deal.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, $ 1, 000. For two World Series games and now a
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  Speaker 6: third that you can use for a future season?
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't even really care where the seats were, to
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  Speaker 5: be honest. I'd be stoked to be there.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, but if you're promised that selection.
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  Speaker 6: You know what's cool is former players, and I forget
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  Speaker 6: how long you have to be in the league to
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  Speaker 6: get this. It's not super long, but all former Major
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  Speaker 6: League Baseball players have a pass that they can go
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  Speaker 6: to any game, any city, any stadium, and just go
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  Speaker 6: up to the ticket window, and they're given two tickets
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  Speaker 6: to that game.
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  Speaker 5: And it's always in the best available seat.
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  Speaker 6: So, you know, you got dugout seats that were unused
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  Speaker 6: or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: They'll give that former player those unused. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 5: At any game or their own team's game?
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  Speaker 9: No, any game.
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  Speaker 6: It's from Major League Baseball. It's not from the team
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  Speaker 6: they played for.
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  Speaker 10: Former players on social media sharing like the whole process
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  Speaker 10: of doing it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: There was one guy and he was like a lower
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  Speaker 6: level player, but he played long enough that he got
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  Speaker 6: the pass.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, I've always wondered, does this really work? And
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  Speaker 5: so he and his wife were going to the stadium.
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  Speaker 5: They're like, all right.
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  Speaker 6: And he got to the ticket window. They're like, yep,
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  Speaker 6: let me.
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  Speaker 5: See some ID. Show the ID. He's like, oh, here
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  Speaker 5: we go. Here's my tickets.
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  Speaker 9: So cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I thought that was pretty cool. Who do you have?
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  Speaker 5: World Series.
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  Speaker 9: I got the Brewers.
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  Speaker 5: They've been the best team. That's the easy option. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, the AL just seemed so weak. This entire time.
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  Speaker 6: And it'd be cool for the brewers.
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  Speaker 5: Now, in how many, though, if you want to be fun? Five.
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  Speaker 5: Brewers in five. Okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I'm saying brewers in five. I would ask Jeff G.
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  Speaker 5: but I don't know where the hell he went.
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  Speaker 9: He knows a lot about that stuff.
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  Speaker 5: It's closer than I thought.
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  Speaker 9: They are a negative 160 to the race plus 140.
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  Speaker 9: You can explain.
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  Speaker 5: That, right, Greg?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what Greg was going to say. Meaning that
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  Speaker 9: if you put $ 100 on the race, you get 140 back,
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  Speaker 9: but you'd have to lay 160 on the brewers to
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  Speaker 9: get that 100 back.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't seem like a very good deal.
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  Speaker 10: Well, that's the idea.
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  Speaker 6: Because they're the favorite.
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  Speaker 5: Got it. Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Go, go, go.
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  Speaker 9: Go, go, go.
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  Speaker 5: Go, go, go.
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  Speaker 8: Go, go, go.
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  Speaker 9: Go, go, go.
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  Speaker 11: Go, go, go.
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  Speaker 5: Go, go, go.
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  Speaker 9: Go, go, go.
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  Speaker 5: Go, go, go.
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  Speaker 9: Go, go, go.
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  Speaker 6: Sammy, just in case you were wondering, today is officially
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  Speaker 6: Slap Your Coworker Day.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 9: Let's celebrate.
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  Speaker 5: It's allowed and encouraged. All right, so.
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  Speaker 6: Consequence-free, you get to slap any co-worker that you want.
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  Speaker 5: Who's it going to be?
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  Speaker 4: Seabass.
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  Speaker 5: Seabass?
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  Speaker 2: She didn't even have to think about it.
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  Speaker 5: Now, is that because it's so sexy? Oh, look at
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  Speaker 5: her face.
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  Speaker 4: Sammy, it's foreplay and you know it.
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  Speaker 5: Is it the sexual tension? Yeah, you didn't even hesitate
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  Speaker 5: at all. I didn't know if that had changed. I
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  Speaker 5: know it used to be the case.
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  Speaker 6: Because we brought that up at one point, like we're
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  Speaker 6: going to have National Slacker Co-Worker Day and Seabass was like, well,
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  Speaker 6: what is it?
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh, yeah, there's.
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  Speaker 12: Just a benefit for him.
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  Speaker 9: Because I said, yeah, let her do it. But then, like,
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  Speaker 9: I need something out of this. Not just let her
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  Speaker 9: do it.
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  Speaker 4: But are you into it at all? You know what
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  Speaker 4: I mean?
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  Speaker 9: I'm not one of those.
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  Speaker 12: I don't want to do it if he's into it.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, yes, that would be so hot.
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  Speaker 6: All right, your celebrity birthdays. Ryan Reynolds is 50 years
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  Speaker 6: old today. You got Weird Al Yankovic, who's 67. Robert
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  Speaker 6: Turillo from Metallica is 62. Emilia Clarke from Game of
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  Speaker 6: Thrones is 40.
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  Speaker 5: Nick Bosa for your 29ers, Greg. He's 29 today.
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  Speaker 6: And then Dwight Yoakam, the country star, is 70.
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  Speaker 5: Your porno birthday today is Slim Thick Vic.
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  Speaker 6: And today's birthday girl has been passed around more than
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  Speaker 6: a joint at a Cypress Hill concert. 384 fine films,
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  Speaker 6: including Backstage Pass to Slim Fix Ass.
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  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Also, G-Spot Grinding Girl Boss.
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  Speaker 6: Cool. She was in Butt Plugged and Pounded, Volume 1.
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  Speaker 6: Filming Our First Fling. Hungry Bunnies Get a Massive Carrot.
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  Speaker 6: She was in Ass-Sisted Living Nurse Does Anal. Oh, no.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 5: And then who can forget her unforgettable role.
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  Speaker 6: In Black Babies in My White Wife, Volume 3. That
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  Speaker 6: is Slim Thick Vic, who is 35 years old today.
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  Speaker 6: And that is your porno birthday and your celebrity birthdays
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  Speaker 6: here on The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 5: The Woody Show. I like that very much.
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  Speaker 9: All right.
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  Speaker 5: We're checking in with Greg Gorey. Hi. Who's got us
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  Speaker 5: treading these headlines. What do you got there, Greg? Well,
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  Speaker 5: the Brewers host the race tonight, 8 p.m. Eastern in
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  Speaker 5: Milwaukee for a fall classic that guarantees a first-time champion.
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  Speaker 5: Milwaukee swept the back-to-back champion Dodgers in the NLCS, while
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  Speaker 5: the Rays took down the Guardians in six. So game one,
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  Speaker 5: under the roof at American Family Field. Two of baseball's
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  Speaker 5: cheapest payrolls playing for the biggest trophy in baseball.
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  Speaker 6: It's weird how that worked out, like right before they
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  Speaker 6: go into this whole collective bargaining thing. Salary cap and everything.
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  Speaker 6: It's weird how that just.
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  Speaker 5: Randomly worked out.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: The last baseball. Exactly. Total chance.
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  Speaker 13: Another thing to add to the conspiracy theorist list.
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  Speaker 6: Dude, I'm starting to be one of those people that
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  Speaker 6: believes everything's fixed.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. It depends on, on the situation, but there are
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  Speaker 5: certain games. I mean, probably no way, no way. But
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  Speaker 5: I feel myself sliding into that territory. We're talking about
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  Speaker 5: billions of dollars.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Always follow the money. And people have been telling me
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  Speaker 6: that forever. And you, I think like you, uh, you,
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  Speaker 6: you don't want to believe that you don't, you want
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  Speaker 6: to believe better.
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  Speaker 11: Right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Always. That's human nature.
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  Speaker 6: It just seems like more and more. It turns out
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  Speaker 6: that there's a reason there's a thing. There's a reason
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  Speaker 6: that people say that.
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  Speaker 5: Follow the money.
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  Speaker 10: Look at that Nathan Fielder documentary about Theranos and stuff
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  Speaker 10: like that. And they're like, oh, I'm starting to believe her.
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  Speaker 10: I'm like, well, she had billions of dollars at stake.
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  Speaker 10: Wouldn't she lie all day? She was worth, at the time,
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  Speaker 10: I think like $ 4 or $ 5 billion.
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  Speaker 5: Insane. Well, MLB is heading toward a labor shutdown that
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  Speaker 5: could threaten the next season. The current labor agreement expires
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  Speaker 5: December 1st. Team owners pushing for a salary cap that
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  Speaker 5: would limit how much teams can spend on players, but
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  Speaker 5: the players' union says, no way, we will not agree
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  Speaker 5: to that.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, of course not.
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  Speaker 5: See, that's not necessary.
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  Speaker 6: We have two teams who have some of the lowest
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  Speaker 6: payroll who were just in the World Series, this most
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  Speaker 6: recent World Series, guys.
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  Speaker 5: So this lockout could start December 2nd.
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  Speaker 9: Look, look.
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  Speaker 5: Meanwhile, the Bears beat the Patriots 30-24 at Soldier Field
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  Speaker 5: last night on Thursday Night Football to go to 5-2.
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  Speaker 5: Caleb Williams had 308 yards, a couple touchdowns, and Patriots
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  Speaker 5: quarterback Drake May had a couple touchdowns as well. Some
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  Speaker 5: good games this weekend, including the 49ers Falcons. You got
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  Speaker 5: Bengals and Ravens and the Chiefs and Seahawks, so that'll
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  Speaker 5: be good. Also, veteran actor Tom Skerritt has died. You
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  Speaker 5: probably know him best as Viper in Top Gun or
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  Speaker 5: maybe Captain Dallas in Alien or the MASH movies that
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  Speaker 5: he did. He also had a role on Picket Fences
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  Speaker 5: where he won an Emmy for playing Sheriff Jimmy Brock
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  Speaker 5: And I didn't know this, but before he was an actor,
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  Speaker 5: Tom Skerritt was in the Air Force. And that's why
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  Speaker 5: he was such an advocate for veterans outside of work. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I hadn't thought about that, dude, forever. Or, like, seen
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  Speaker 5: his name in anything forever until that headline popped up.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, damn. And I didn't know how old
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  Speaker 5: he was. He died of natural causes at age 93.
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  Speaker 4: Well, and God bless him, but he's one of those
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  Speaker 4: guys that's like, he was still alive?
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  Speaker 5: Really? See, I would have thought he was 70. Oh, really?
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  Speaker 9: To me, he always looked older. In The Last Top Gun?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, was he? I don't think so.
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  Speaker 4: Not in the, no, not in the recent one.
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  Speaker 5: Because they brought a bunch of those guys back.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think Tom Skerritt was in it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. I think I might be the only
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  Speaker 5: person in America who didn't see that new Top Gun. Well,
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  Speaker 5: it ruled.
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  Speaker 9: Really?
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  Speaker 4: You don't love America then?
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  Speaker 5: No, he wasn't. I guess I'm a hardcore communist. Now
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  Speaker 5: this I don't fully understand, but it does freak me out.
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  Speaker 5: So J.P. Morgan, Bank of America, Citibank, and Wells Fargo
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  Speaker 5: are now restricting third-party AI agents, and Morgan Stanley is
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  Speaker 5: blocking them altogether after this Axios report came out and
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  Speaker 5: said that banks detected agents logging into customer accounts, sometimes
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  Speaker 5: with the customer's own credentials, And occasionally doing things that
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  Speaker 5: nobody asked them to do.
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  Speaker 6: See, that's what we're talking to Rich on tech about. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: so you have these AI assistants and you can go, oh,
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  Speaker 6: move 100 bucks from my checking to my savings account.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: And you're just giving access to your financials and your
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  Speaker 6: accounts to these AI. I told Rich and I just
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  Speaker 6: don't see how that is a smart thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't trust it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: He said he's all for it. Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He says it has limits that he put on it,
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  Speaker 4: but I don't trust those either.
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  Speaker 5: Right. Right.
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  Speaker 6: If it could just do things on its own, why
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  Speaker 6: couldn't it just work around a limit?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 10: Like I said, when we talked to Rich, I set
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  Speaker 10: up something totally separate, away from all my regular accounts,
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  Speaker 10: just so I could play with it, just see how
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  Speaker 10: it worked. But it's pretty incredible. As long as it's
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  Speaker 10: doing good things, like adding more money to your.
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  Speaker 5: Account, cool. Yeah, please. Well, they say that some of
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  Speaker 5: them are calling the bank's call centers regularly. One executive
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  Speaker 5: says the situation is horrifying because banks can't tell an
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  Speaker 5: authorized agent from a rogue agent.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 5: Now, most banks have settled on read-only access, which means
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  Speaker 5: that AI can look at your money but not move
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  Speaker 5: it around or do stuff on your behalf.
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  Speaker 6: Question for people who work in, like, a customer service
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  Speaker 6: type role or, like, have you gotten a phone call
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  Speaker 6: from one of these agents where, you know, I hear about, oh,
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  Speaker 6: you can have your AI agent or have AI call
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  Speaker 6: the bank phone company for you and negotiate your cell
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  Speaker 6: phone bill.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds good.
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  Speaker 6: When you work at the cell phone company, hello, thank
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  Speaker 6: you for calling.
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  Speaker 5: Is it a voice like this? Hi, I'm an AI
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  Speaker 5: agent on behalf of customer. How does that sound?
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  Speaker 9: I think it sounds a little bit better.
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  Speaker 5: What's the interaction sound like?
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  Speaker 4: Do they know?
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  Speaker 5: The one conversation I had that lasted about 10 minutes
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  Speaker 5: and I now- a year later, realized it was AI.
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: And it was so bizarre. And I should have said
• 14:50
  Speaker 5: at the end, are you a human?
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: Was it the funeral home?
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: It was the funeral home. And it was so elaborate.
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: And then after, quote, talking to it, it had an
• 15:00
  Speaker 5: actual human call me back about 10 minutes later. So
• 15:02
  Speaker 5: I'm convinced that was AI. And I should have asked
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: right out of the gate.
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: I booked a hotel for a trip that we're doing
• 15:09
  Speaker 6: over the holidays. And I had a question for the
• 15:13
  Speaker 6: hotel that we booked. So I called and man, you
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: cannot get a person. You could talk to their virtual
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: AI assistant. But the minute you start, you know, what
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: is your name?
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: What is your email? I would just like to speak
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: to an agent. All right. Well, first, let me start
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: with your name. Guest. You know, just, oh, my God.
• 15:33
  Speaker 9: Guest.
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: Do you have a last name? Yeah.
• 15:36
  Speaker 6: It's like, well, give me a few in a few words.
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: Tell me about what you're calling about today. Question about
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: the resort. Yeah, yeah. What can I help you with? Agent, please. Bitch,
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: just give me a real person. Thank you for calling.
• 15:48
  Speaker 9: Goodbye.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: And just like disconnect, disconnect. There's no way to navigate.
• 15:52
  Speaker 9: Oh, well, no.
• 15:54
  Speaker 10: The way to navigate it is you get your own
• 15:57
  Speaker 10: agent and it'll find like some random- a customer service
• 16:01
  Speaker 10: number or an email to reach somebody.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: You got to fight fire with fire.
• 16:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, dude. It's the only way. Agent against agent.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: I was so frustrated. Which I've done.
• 16:11
  Speaker 9: The trip?
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: No, I almost canceled staying at this place. Out of principle,
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: I might. Forget it. Yeah, F you.
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: I'll try to play ball and it'll have no idea
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: how to help me.
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: So I recently got some new insurance and my old
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: insurance company, they were super difficult to get a hold of.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: I had Allstate. I had Allstate forever.
• 16:30
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: And they became so impossible to get on the phone,
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: get a human for regular questions and stuff that was
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: more pressing too. It's like, okay, Hey man, I'm, you know,
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: renewing on this, but I need to make sure that
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: I have, anyway, trying to get ahold of these people
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: couldn't do it.
• 16:45
  Speaker 5: And so I go, forget it.
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: And so I switched to somebody else and ended up
• 16:49
  Speaker 6: getting a better deal. But now all of a sudden
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: the office that I was trying to get ahold of, man,
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: they're all over me. Oh, well, we'd like to work.
• 16:57
  Speaker 6: I mean, Hey, if I have this much trouble getting
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: you on the phone in a situation that's not like
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: an emergency where I have a claim or I've been
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: in an accident or whatever, I can't imagine what it's
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: like dealing with you guys when I have an actual issue,
• 17:09
  Speaker 6: an actual claim, or I actually need somebody on the
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: phone right now. You're just not available. So that to
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: me is a deal breaker, so I'm out.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 17:19
  Speaker 5: I get it. It's the same thing with this hotel.
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: If I can't get a hold of anybody for a
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: basic question, what leads me to believe that I'm going
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: to have a good experience at this resort or at
• 17:29
  Speaker 6: this hotel?
• 17:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: They don't care enough to talk to you even before
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: you get there.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, they'll take your money.
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: They'll take your money. Now that you're there, are they
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: going to help you out?
• 17:39
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: In my never-ending quest for knowledge and not wanting to
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: look things up.
• 17:43
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: When did we start calling them AI agents? Give me
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: a time. Like, was that like a month ago?
• 17:48
  Speaker 9: No, no agents.
• 17:50
  Speaker 10: They've been around almost a year now, but, uh, people
• 17:53
  Speaker 10: are starting to adopt them more and more. So you usually,
• 17:56
  Speaker 10: you have your AI where you go and talk to it,
• 17:59
  Speaker 10: like your web browser.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 18:01
  Speaker 10: But then you have, uh, now you have agents where
• 18:05
  Speaker 10: they just work on a, like a certain thing for you.
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 18:08
  Speaker 10: So like I have, I have an agent. That's like
• 18:12
  Speaker 10: set up for alerts. So like the moment, like, I
• 18:16
  Speaker 10: know Google's had this feature before, but the moment that
• 18:19
  Speaker 10: they say racing canes is opening up at this date
• 18:22
  Speaker 10: at this time, it's going to alert me.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: You had an alert for that.
• 18:25
  Speaker 9: Yeah. But like anytime, anytime. Yeah.
• 18:28
  Speaker 10: But anytime, like I think of something I can just
• 18:31
  Speaker 10: verbally tell it, say, Oh, Hey, set up an alert for.
• 18:34
  Speaker 10: You know, if, you know, you see something on the
• 18:37
  Speaker 10: Internet about Greg Gorey, you know, again, that's not a
• 18:40
  Speaker 10: new idea. That's a small thing. Or have like an
• 18:43
  Speaker 10: agent set up to send out emails to like try
• 18:45
  Speaker 10: to reach somebody. And I go, oh, if this if
• 18:48
  Speaker 10: this person doesn't reply by Wednesday, set up a follow
• 18:52
  Speaker 10: up email and then change the subject line and then
• 18:55
  Speaker 10: it will send the email.
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Right. But I thought we called that notifications.
• 18:58
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 18:59
  Speaker 5: You know, like when do we call it an AI agent?
• 19:01
  Speaker 10: Well, it's like it's sending the email for me and
• 19:04
  Speaker 10: it's writing the email for me.
• 19:05
  Speaker 6: Notification is one thing. Agent is where it's an assistant.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: It's actually doing something for you. It's carrying out a task.
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: And that's an AI agent. That's the AI agent.
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: And to Greg's original question, I would say in the last.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: six months yeah a few months right okay well you're
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: hearing it more and more yeah yeah now i hear
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: it all the time and i thought when do we
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: start calling it ai agents.
• 19:26
  Speaker 10: It's been a while like people are buying like a
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: year ago they're buying like these apple uh mini computers
• 19:32
  Speaker 10: they set up these agents and now it's just like
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: on your phone.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: Something new for you to learn yeah i know i
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: know because i like i've used chat gpt where i'll
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: ask it a question and i treat it like google
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: But I don't say, oh, that's my AI agent.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: No.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: Because that's not your AI Oh, it's not.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: No, that's just AI. The AI agents was actually doing
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: things for you. Like you will tell it, Hey, again,
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: send the email on Wednesday.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: Okay. So we're kind of like giving it human attributes
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: by calling it an agent.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because it's becoming your assistant. You used to hire
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: a personal human, personal assistant.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Okay. That's what it is, except it's AI. Got it.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: Got it. Well, you guys are going to be sad
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: about this. And I, meanwhile, am wondering, why did it
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: take so long? But the cookie chain crumble is closing
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: down dozens of locations. It's about time. At least 57
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: locations have closed. Go out of business. Yeah, right. They
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: have 55 franchises listed for sale. Crumble first opened up
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: and sold their overrated and childish looking land cookies back
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: in Utah in 2017. I think they're good.
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: The only one I think is no good is their
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: chocolate chip, which I, you know, that's my favorite cookie.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: Exactly. And if you can't do that right as a
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: cookie shop, what are you doing?
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: Well, they're not cookies. They're like a dessert, but they're
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: not cookies. No, they're like muffin tops.
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: No, they're cookies. They're cookies.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: They don't look like cookies.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: They're big cookies.
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: They're delicious.
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: It's like saying that those, you remember the ones that
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: used to sell at the mall, the cookie place at
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: the mall, the cake place?
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: They look like a pizza.
• 20:58
  Speaker 14: The Mrs.
• 20:59
  Speaker 9: Fields?
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 21:00
  Speaker 9: Oh, those are awesome.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: But those are at least the thickness of a cookie.
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: These are like domed.
• 21:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah. That's because they put a bunch of icing on them.
• 21:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they're fluffy.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: They're iced cookies.
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: I'm kind of with you, Greg.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: It bums me out that you like them, Woody. It
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: makes me.
• 21:13
  Speaker 9: Why?
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Because it's just so... Because some of them are really good.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: It's so not like you because you hate potlucks because
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: you're worried about kids' booger hands. Crumble Cookies looks like
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: you got a group of four-year-olds together. But it wasn't four-year-olds.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: And said, hey... put some decorations on these cookies. I
• 21:28
  Speaker 5: don't care how they look. It's reminiscent of a child
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: helping out for a potluck. That's what they look like.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: Two things. Number one. And you're a mental eater. You
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: should not like them. Two things. Number one, it wasn't
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: four-year-olds making them. Number two. It looks thick.
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: You think this thing's going to be around long enough
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: for me to figure out like, you know, oh, this
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: doesn't look great.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: It's a Reese's peanut butter cup, whatever crumble cookie.
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: It's got big old chunks of Reese's peanut butter cup
• 21:55
  Speaker 6: on there, like a peanut butter flavored kind of icing
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: and chocolate fudge, whatever. Dude, that thing's going in my
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: mouth so quick. I'm not going to look at it.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: You say that you don't like lamb because it reminds
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: you of furry meat. Yes. You should look at a
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: crumble cookie and it should remind you of a child
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: helping out for a potluck.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: A sticky lamb.
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: It should be a mental hang up of yours and
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: it's not.
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: It doesn't sound like it's going to be an issue
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: because they're going away.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:19
  Speaker 9: It's your favorite thing. American business is going out of business, Greg.
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's what I said.
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: And this is what happened when you have any of
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: this trendy stuff. You had the cupcakes, the gourmet cupcake things, sprinkles.
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: That was big for a minute.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: They expand too fast. They fly too close to the sun.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: And when you're so one-dimensional like that, your cupcakes, you're
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: just cookies.
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: You're just whatever it is.
• 22:40
  Speaker 9: You gotta pivot, man.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: They expand too fast.
• 22:42
  Speaker 15: I think it got taken down really by TikTok and
• 22:45
  Speaker 15: most people posting what's actually in the cookies.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: What?
• 22:48
  Speaker 15: Their ingredient list is crazy. We were talking about Soda
• 22:52
  Speaker 15: and stuff. It's nothing compared to soda. But I think
• 22:54
  Speaker 15: those videos of like what's actually in.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: One cookie is like 4,000 calories.
• 22:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah. And then the ingredients list is like 40 things long.
• 23:01
  Speaker 5: People don't eat that stuff?
• 23:02
  Speaker 9: We can't pronounce.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: No, that's why it's exact.
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: I haven't, dog. They're good. They're gross.
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: I mean, I'm not surprised that a lot of them
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: are closing and going away.
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: Again, just too one dimensional. It's just oversaturated.
• 23:12
  Speaker 16: It's a fad.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: And they still have over a thousand stores nationwide.
• 23:15
  Speaker 9: So don't worry.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: They're not like in danger of shutting down tomorrow. Finally,
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: new movies and theaters this weekend. You got Morgan's Hero
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: and Object of Lust, Sacha Baron Cohen heading back as
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: Ali G. Who is I?
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: So excited.
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: So classic Ali G doing that, quote, documentary. Who is I?
• 23:31
  Speaker 5: With people who don't know what's going on.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: And I think this one is about him hanging out
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: with conspiracy theorists. So it's going to be great.
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, that'll be good. Also, Clayface, the DC origin story, R-rated.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: It's about an aspiring Hollywood star who gets his identity
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: stripped away by some scientific experiment. And I read that
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: Batman does not make an appearance in this. Don't expect it.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: A movie called Clara and the Sun. That's with Jenna
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: Ortega and Amy Adams. It's about a robot girl designed
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: to help out a grieving family.
• 24:03
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah. I like the trailer.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: Like an alien agent, right?
• 24:05
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: I like the trailer for it.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: It's awesome. And then the precious movie. Everybody seems to
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: be talking about this drama called Fjord. About a Romanian family.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: They move to Norway and get their kids taken away.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: That sounds fun. Yeah, that sounds like a fun time.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: Good weekend family movie. Let my wife and I get
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: a sitter for that one. Yeah, go see Fjord. We'll
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: pay a sitter. We'll go out to a nice meal.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: And then go see a real fun movie. Well, that's
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: what's going on, Woody. All right. Thank you very much,
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: Greg Gorey.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: Shout out to Todd checking in on the text over
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: to 2297. Says, about to go kayak fishing and get
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: me a hot piece of bass.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: Get it.
• 24:45
  Speaker 8: Nice.
• 24:45
  Speaker 17: Rip.
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: You know what I'm saying? No.
• 24:46
  Speaker 5: Come on, Todd. Yeah. Rip.
• 24:50
  Speaker 16: Menace.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 24:51
  Speaker 9: Some food news.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, rip.
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: Subway is bringing something back. The Fritos chicken enchilada sub.
• 24:59
  Speaker 9: I want to know. I haven't been to Subway in over.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Me neither.
• 25:02
  Speaker 10: 13 years.
• 25:03
  Speaker 6: You're talking about crumble cookies, seeing how a bunch of
• 25:05
  Speaker 6: those are going away and whatever. It's like, man, I
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: haven't thought about Subway. I haven't been into a Subway
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: in a long time. I'm not a Subway hater. I
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: know there are people like Greg who don't like Subway.
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: I do like Subway.
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: It's just that... Yeah. Cheese and olives. Cheesy little cheese.
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: Oh, you want cheese?
• 25:22
  Speaker 10: Here's a triangle.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: It's so tiny.
• 25:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Greg gets so mad. Like, can I get some jalapenos?
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: Sure.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: And they go, one, two.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: Like, that's it. And then olives.
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, same thing with the pickles.
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Like, maybe put olives that I can actually. Yeah.
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: But you asked for mayo and that thing is covered.
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: And then 14 pounds of lettuce. Yes.
• 25:45
  Speaker 9: I'm a Jimmy John's guy. And then. And then Jersey Mike's.
• 25:50
  Speaker 5: Jersey Mike's, I think, because it's the closest to my house.
• 25:53
  Speaker 14: Yep.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: And it's also really good.
• 25:55
  Speaker 4: It's so good.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: Firehouse is awesome. Firehouse is good.
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: What do you mean it's okay?
• 26:01
  Speaker 4: I way prefer Jimmy John's and Jersey Mike's.
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: You know, I haven't been to Panera in a long time.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 26:07
  Speaker 12: That's kind of a different type of sandwich.
• 26:08
  Speaker 9: If you want a bread bowl.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: If you're down for a sandwich, I would consider, if
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: I'm thinking, that would be in my rotation of consideration.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: But I haven't been there in a long time. Subway's
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: been forever. I like all of them, to be honest. Yeah,
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: they're all good. Just in my power rankings. That's what
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: I'm saying. I don't dislike any of them. Right. I
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: think Subway's a good go-to.
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: Anyway, so the Fritos Chicken Enchilada Sub is back.
• 26:32
  Speaker 9: What does that even mean?
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: So it's rotisserie-style chicken, enchilada sauce. Crunchy Fritos right in
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: the sandwich. And you get this chipotle sauce, Monterey cheddar, lettuce, tomato,
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: red onion.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: No, thank you.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: That sounds good. It seems like it would be good
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: in a bowl.
• 26:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I think it's.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: A strange combo.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, Sonic, when you used to get the Frito pie?
• 26:54
  Speaker 9: Dude.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude. Or like... What do they call it? Walking.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: Walking tacos.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: Like a walking taco type thing where you have like
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: a little bag of Fritos and they open it up
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: and they dump chili and stuff in it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: Cheese.
• 27:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, dude.
• 27:07
  Speaker 14: See?
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: That's good.
• 27:08
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: What was the one to talk about? The Frito burrito?
• 27:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: That was bomb.
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: Did you guys do that?
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: They don't have that anymore, do they?
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: Not that I know of.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: Did you do that as kids? Like crush up like
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: either potato chips or Fritos in your sandwich?
• 27:20
  Speaker 18: No.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Oh, I did.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Oh, you put Doritos. Yeah.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Oh, in what?
• 27:24
  Speaker 5: In a sandwich.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: What kind of sandwich?
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: I mean.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: All of them?
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Okay, because we would do potato chips in our peanut
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: butter and jelly.
• 27:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you put Lay's in there.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: It's good.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: If you're a sub-club member, you get buy one, get
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: one free footlongs October 27th through November 8th.
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah.
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: All right, that's a good deal.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: Menace, I know how much you love Walmart and Sam's Club.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: So Walmart CEO just laid out this new combined Walmart
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: Plus and Sam's Club Plus membership. So it's $ 120 a year,
• 27:58
  Speaker 6: and that's about $ 100 less than what you would pay
• 28:01
  Speaker 6: if you got them both separately. With free delivery from
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: both stores, a Peacock or Paramount Plus subscription, and $ 0. 10
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: off per gallon at more than 17,000 stations. So they're
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: bundling Walmart Plus and Sam's Club into like one.
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Mega bundle?
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, one membership.
• 28:18
  Speaker 9: I like that. I, uh.
• 28:20
  Speaker 10: I never shot this out, but what I do love
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: about Sam's club, do you, uh, do you ever go
• 28:25
  Speaker 10: where you can just scan and go everything? So you
• 28:28
  Speaker 10: scan all your items. As you're shopping, you can just
• 28:32
  Speaker 10: pay for everything.
• 28:33
  Speaker 5: And then just walk out?
• 28:33
  Speaker 9: And then just walk out.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: It's pretty cool.
• 28:35
  Speaker 6: Technically, the Sam's Club is closer to my house than
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: Costco is, but I've always been such.
• 28:38
  Speaker 5: A Costco guy. Yeah.
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: I haven't been to Sam's Club.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: Because Costco has the things that I like.
• 28:42
  Speaker 8: Same.
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: So I'll go to the Costco. I should go over
• 28:45
  Speaker 6: to Sam's.
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: You got to be like me, dual membership, dude. I'll
• 28:48
  Speaker 9: check it out.
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: But my mom is a huge Sam's Club person and
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: just sent me two jackets, beautiful jackets, for a total
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: price of $ 15.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 28:57
  Speaker 9: For two people.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: A trench coat was $ 9 and this cute like barn
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: jacket was $ 6.
• 29:03
  Speaker 10: Dude, going back to Walmart.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: I know, I know.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: You know what I did see at Costco the last
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: time I was there, they did have a person, like
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: I didn't get to scan everything myself and do it
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: that way.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: But they did have a person who was going through
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: the people as they're waiting in line. They had the
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: scanner and they would scan everything as you're standing there.
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: And they make it super quick.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: So that was cool.
• 29:25
  Speaker 10: Uh, speaking about Walmart though, uh, you know, I ride
• 29:27
  Speaker 10: or die for Walmart.
• 29:28
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 29:29
  Speaker 10: But the one by our radio station, I feel like
• 29:32
  Speaker 10: I've already lived GTA six for some reason.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: That one is so mega depressing.
• 29:37
  Speaker 10: It is crazy in there because I've been in there also.
• 29:40
  Speaker 10: I don't like it I don't like it because it's
• 29:42
  Speaker 10: not like a brand new one from the ground up
• 29:45
  Speaker 10: it's like they took over like some old sporting goods store.
• 29:49
  Speaker 9: It's very depressing and the lighting is so It's so bad.
• 29:51
  Speaker 10: It's so dark in there. You should consult with them.
• 29:54
  Speaker 10: It's right next to a highway entrance, too, so it's
• 29:56
  Speaker 10: not like local people in there. And, dude, again, I
• 29:59
  Speaker 10: live GTA 6 every time I go in there.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: You should pull them aside and say, look, I got
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: a few tips for you.
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 30:04
  Speaker 9: Like, how do you work here every day?
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: A simple improvement with just the lighting. Yep. 877-44-WOODY.
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: You can text us over to 22987. Time's running out
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: on this, too, guys.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: It's October, and you know what that means.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: It's Menace's birthday month.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: The countdown is on.
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: All right, Menace's birthday month.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: Just checking in, Menace.
• 30:33
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: We're kind of getting down to the nitty-gritty here.
• 30:36
  Speaker 8: We are.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: Kind of the end of things. Where are we at?
• 30:39
  Speaker 10: Well, if you want to enter to win that TCL television...
• 30:44
  Speaker 10: today's the day you got to do it you got
• 30:46
  Speaker 10: to go to our instagram at the woody show on
• 30:48
  Speaker 10: instagram and enter to win because uh time is ticking
• 30:53
  Speaker 10: on that well it's the deadline uh the deadline yep
• 30:56
  Speaker 10: today's the day Do it. And then also, we're going
• 31:00
  Speaker 10: to gear up to the next one. We're going to
• 31:03
  Speaker 10: give away that trip to London, the Extreme Weekend trip
• 31:06
  Speaker 10: to London for Raising Cane's.
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: I got to check in with Jeff G. He's been
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: going back and forth. You know, they're always a pain
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: in the ass on this stuff with us. Yeah, I'm
• 31:15
  Speaker 6: Like we were able to do the extreme weekend trip
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: to Dubai.
• 31:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: And now all of a sudden it's like the, the
• 31:20
  Speaker 6: people that are in charge of these different departments, they
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: have amnesia and like, wait, we don't do that.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: What is this? Who are you?
• 31:26
  Speaker 9: A trip?
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: What is that?
• 31:28
  Speaker 9: So wait, we've never given away a airplane.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: No, we do it all the time.
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: But again, I think they have amnesia, these same people
• 31:35
  Speaker 6: in these different departments, the legal department, the promotions department
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: or whatever.
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: I think it's just, so where are we at Jeff?
• 31:41
  Speaker 13: It's like, Well, we've kicked it up a notch to
• 31:44
  Speaker 13: someone more important. So hopefully that'll help push.
• 31:46
  Speaker 9: It across the goal line.
• 31:48
  Speaker 13: So, yeah, I mean, basically our corporate legal sucks.
• 31:50
  Speaker 9: You know what I mean?
• 31:51
  Speaker 15: Locally, everybody's doing their jobs. They're doing fine. But, you know,
• 31:54
  Speaker 15: we got to create a sense of urgency for our
• 31:56
  Speaker 15: corporate legal. But we should be fine.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because their whole job is to say no.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:00
  Speaker 13: So we should be okay.
• 32:01
  Speaker 10: We can't give away an airplane ticket and a hotel
• 32:04
  Speaker 10: night stay.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: They don't say why. Yeah. Why? There's never an answer.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: They're not even saying no. They're just saying we're not sure.
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: They're not claiming deep vein thrombosis again or whatever from
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: being in a plane so long.
• 32:16
  Speaker 13: And I'm like you, Woody.
• 32:17
  Speaker 15: I was like, yo, can't you just copy and paste
• 32:18
  Speaker 15: the stuff from last year?
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: Put the updated information in it.
• 32:22
  Speaker 13: I'm like, it's basically the same thing.
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: And they're like, I got one.
• 32:26
  Speaker 9: Word of reply.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: No.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: What?
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: So on just copy and pasting, not on doing it.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: We're going to do it. Here's the thing. We're going
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: to do the promotion.
• 32:36
  Speaker 9: I'll just give it away on my Instagram.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: It's fine. No, no, no. We're going to be fine.
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: We're going to do it. Yeah. But like, this is
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: just par for the course. Yeah. Everything's got to be difficult.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Part of what makes it exciting.
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: They want to make us sweat. It's what makes it exciting, Menace.
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: It's like when Greg gets to the restaurant with a reservation,
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: they tell him it's going to be 20 more minutes.
• 32:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: God, man.
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: That's what makes it, it's part of the fun. and
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: you would think after all these years and all the
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: different things and we've done a lot of similar things
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: whether it be the extreme weekend trip to Dubai which
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: I think is way more extreme than this yeah it
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: is for sure because this one you have more time
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: on the ground yeah there's even like a you have
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: a full 24 hours in London yeah which is way
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: more than what we had on the ground in Dubai
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: yeah we had 12 we got that all figured out
• 33:25
  Speaker 6: but again I think it's just amnesia I think they
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: do it because if they don't, they don't look busy.
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: Right yeah yeah they can't.
• 33:33
  Speaker 15: Justify yeah you have to have an 18 email chain
• 33:37
  Speaker 15: you know to justify.
• 33:38
  Speaker 19: Yeah so i have ai that can write it all
• 33:40
  Speaker 19: up for me yeah so we are we are doing
• 33:42
  Speaker 19: it it's going to be the extreme weekend trip to
• 33:44
  Speaker 19: london for raising canes you just gotta like uh we'll
• 33:48
  Speaker 19: keep you up as of right now the idea is
• 33:50
  Speaker 19: to start doing the giveaways on monday like the uh
• 33:52
  Speaker 19: the qualifying starting on monday okay that's that's.
• 33:55
  Speaker 10: Where we're at right now awesome uh yeah All right,
• 33:58
  Speaker 10: another update I had. I got a call yesterday from
• 34:01
  Speaker 10: K1 Speed about doing a little meetup.
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: Oh, the indoor kart racing thing?
• 34:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: Fantastic. That's cool. Okay.
• 34:08
  Speaker 10: And then also next week, I have the George Lucas
• 34:13
  Speaker 10: field trip.
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, for the George Lucas Museum. Yeah, yeah. All right. Well,
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: there you go.
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: There's the Menace birthday month update.
• 34:20
  Speaker 10: Pay attention to our Instagram at the Woody Show on Instagram.
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Birthday's coming up, guys.
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:25
  Speaker 9: Countdown is on.
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: Less than a week away.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Menace's birthday month.
• 34:29
  Speaker 20: Sponsored by the letter L for loser and by the
• 34:33
  Speaker 20: number zero, the official percentage that a grown man with
• 34:35
  Speaker 20: a birthday month could ever be cool.
• 34:43
  Speaker 6: I had to go to the grocery store and get
• 34:45
  Speaker 6: stuff to make a casserole.
• 34:46
  Speaker 4: So you made this?
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: I'm very impressed.
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: I did.
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: And my wife and kids walked in as I was
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: making it, and both kids looked at me and go,
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: what the hell are you doing?
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: And why?
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: You're in your apron.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Do you smell burning toast?
• 34:59
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: So for Menace's birthday month, it's been a lot of
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: food being brought in.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: And we were talking about casseroles, and Menace just seems
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: to have this thing against casseroles.
• 35:12
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: And so I'm like, man, I don't know if it's
• 35:14
  Speaker 6: the word that's kind of throwing him off because I
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: know a lot of the stuff that's in the cast rules,
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: he's a fan of.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, rules.
• 35:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just the way it's put together, what it's called.
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: And so far, batting average really good.
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: He has been a fan.
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sevens and eights.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: Enchilada stack, right? That was the first one that Jeff's
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: wife made.
• 35:32
  Speaker 10: I got all the ones that I wanted.
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: And then Gina, what was the second one?
• 35:36
  Speaker 9: Chicken and rice.
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: Chicken and rice, which Gina made. That was really good.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: And then I did the cheesy potatoes.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: Loved that.
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: The hash brown casserole, cheesy potatoes, whatever you want to
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: call it.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: We've had them on the wheel. We are going to
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: spend the wheel one more time.
• 35:49
  Speaker 4: Yes, tuna noodles.
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: To finish out Menace's birthday month and the wheel of casseroles.
• 35:56
  Speaker 10: Yeah, now it's the wheel of garbage because it's all
• 35:58
  Speaker 10: the ones I don't want.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: Dude, so.
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: The last time we spawned, it landed on sweet potato casserole.
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: God. Now, why do you say ugh? Because I hate
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: sweet potatoes.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: So here's the thing. I'm not a super huge fan
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: of like mashed sweet potatoes. I do like sweet potato fries.
• 36:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 36:18
  Speaker 6: Sweet potato fries are good, but they got to be
• 36:21
  Speaker 6: well done. Sweet potato like mash or sweet potato casserole
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: in general, Menace, I'm with you.
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: I avoid it. Or just as a side dish, a
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: sweet potato. You don't like that? No.
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: Oh, God.
• 36:31
  Speaker 9: They're so versatile.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: They're so perfect. This is a recipe. This is my
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: mom's recipe. I hit her up.
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: I go, hey, can you send me the sweet potato casserole?
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: She goes, oh, yeah. What are you doing with it?
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: Got to make it for work, mom. Long story.
• 36:42
  Speaker 9: We're having a potluck.
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: Anyway, so I got the recipe. I think there's a
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: chance that Menace really likes this.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 36:50
  Speaker 5: And I'm going to tell you why. Well, go ahead. It's-
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: I mean, there are the sweet potatoes in there. All right.
• 36:56
  Speaker 6: But then also, okay, there's got the marshmallows on top.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: There's brown sugar. There's cranberry.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: Because you like that when you make your little cocktail weenies,
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: there's a can of the cranberry like you would use
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: for that in there. And then quick oats. So that's
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: what kind of makes it like bind a little bit.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: So it's not like just like just really runny sweet potatoes.
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: And then, of course, then you got the marshmallows on
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: the top.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: You just took a bite.
• 37:23
  Speaker 9: I will say this.
• 37:25
  Speaker 10: It is layered with so much other stuff that I
• 37:29
  Speaker 10: can't even.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: Taste the sweet potato.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 37:31
  Speaker 9: So that's why it's awesome because you can't taste the
• 37:35
  Speaker 9: sweet potato.
• 37:35
  Speaker 13: You can smell the brown sugar and it smells so good.
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: This is insane.
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: This is so good. Good. I would never have thought
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: to put cranberry in this. In fact, that hint of
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: tartness is awesome. Here's the thing.
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: When my mom sent me the recipe, I was like,
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: there's cranberries in this.
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: I had no idea.
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: And she goes, yeah, this, this smells and tastes like
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: my childhood because when we'd have, you know, uh, Thanksgiving
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: or there was like, uh, some kind of winter meal, like,
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: you know, something like that. She would, she would make
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: this and, uh, And I was the same man. I'm like,
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: sweet potato, no thank you. She goes, just try it.
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: It's marshmallows. And I tried it. I'm like, this is good.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: This is like a sweet potato crumble.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: This is excellent.
• 38:19
  Speaker 12: Tastes like a pie.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: It's really good.
• 38:21
  Speaker 10: Because when you said sweet potato casserole, I was just
• 38:24
  Speaker 10: imagining just straight up sweet potato.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Can you believe I made this?
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: This is insanely impressive.
• 38:29
  Speaker 12: All by yourself, you made this?
• 38:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: Nice.
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: Woody, I need this recipe.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Very good.
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: I had to call my mom twice.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God. I hate sweet potato casserole, and I
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: need this recipe.
• 38:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's good, right? Yeah, it has the texture of
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: pumpkin pie.
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: What are you giving it, man? It's on a scale
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: of 1 to 10. That is a 9.5. Wow!
• 38:47
  Speaker 10: That's a high score.
• 38:51
  Speaker 9: It's because you can't even taste any sweet.
• 38:55
  Speaker 10: Potato in it at all.
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: That is so damn good. Call my mom later. That
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: was a success real quick.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: That'd be a cool thing.
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: See if she picks up. Hi, honey. Hey, Ma. Hey,
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: we're on the air. We're on the air.
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: I just want to let you know the sweet potato
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: casserole was a hit.
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: Menace just tried it.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: He gave it a 9.5, and this is the one
• 39:13
  Speaker 6: that he was the most angry about having to try.
• 39:16
  Speaker 12: No, Menace, I'm flattered.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: He hates sweet potatoes. He hates them.
• 39:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah. And I can't taste it, so that's why it's good.
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: He said it's good because he can't taste the sweet potatoes,
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: and I was telling him, it's all the other stuff
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: that you like, but... sugar, there's the quick oats in there,
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: which my mom was very certain to point out to me, hey,
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: make sure they're the quick ones.
• 39:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. Because you can eat them.
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: You can screw that up and you got to do
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: like you mix the dry ingredients with a knife so
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: it stays crumbly.
• 39:45
  Speaker 5: So it doesn't get too. Yeah. There are a lot
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: of instructions, Menace. And the cranberry is magical.
• 39:50
  Speaker 12: You followed them well then, honey.
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: Easily the best one I've ever had.
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 39:55
  Speaker 5: So a 9.5, Ma.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: 9.5.
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: Woohoo!
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: I know. That made my morning.
• 40:02
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: My stepfather's like, why are you wasting your time with
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: making casseroles?
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: Don't you have other things you should be doing? I
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: just wanted to give you the update. I love you.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: I appreciate it.
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: I love you, too.
• 40:14
  Speaker 5: Have a good one.
• 40:15
  Speaker 14: All right.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 40:16
  Speaker 11: Bye.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: All right. There's my mom.
• 40:18
  Speaker 9: Nice.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: I love that.
• 40:19
  Speaker 9: Highest rated so far.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: The one you were so scared of.
• 40:23
  Speaker 9: I know. I know. Well, I do have to spin
• 40:26
  Speaker 9: the wheel of garbage this time, though.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: You know what? I didn't even try it. Oh, my God.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: Yesterday after I made it.
• 40:32
  Speaker 9: Oh, beforehand?
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: No, because I just put it in the casserole. I
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: baked it, and I put it in the refrigerator so
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: I could bring it in, and it looked all nice today.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: It's unbelievable.
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: I just housed that.
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Greg was like, I'm only going to have a
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: couple bites.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: I'm just going to have a bite. It's so good.
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: All right, go ahead. Spin the wheel of casseroles. Here
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: we go. All right.
• 40:50
  Speaker 9: Tuna.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: Tuna.
• 40:52
  Speaker 18: Tuna.
• 40:53
  Speaker 17: Tuna.
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: Tuna.
• 40:54
  Speaker 5: Tuna.
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: Tuna.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Tuna.
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: Tuna.
• 40:59
  Speaker 9: That helps.
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: I'm saying, like, you were not excited. There's no way
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: that would not be too naive. Too naive.
• 41:03
  Speaker 7: There's no way.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: All right, let's do it.
• 41:06
  Speaker 9: It's going to land. Oh, yeah.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: You know what? It almost had to.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: But another great one.
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: It's the green bean casserole.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: The classic.
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 41:16
  Speaker 9: You guys finally make it.
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: Well, this is Greg. This is mine. I will make
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: it awesome. Greg is going to make this one. He's
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: going to make it awesome. We've done it two times before.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: I'll make it the way I normally do it. And
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: I think the trick, and a lot of people don't
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: do this, they don't drain the green beans enough.
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: That's insane.
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: You've got to put them in a towel and squeeze them.
• 41:33
  Speaker 9: It's been pure liquid.
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they need to be bone dry.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: So Menace has been a hater. Well, he doesn't like vegetables, period.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: We've given him a couple different green bean casseroles. The
• 41:43
  Speaker 6: first one he tried wasn't right. It wasn't right.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: To be fair, it was not great. It was a milkshake.
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: Now, Gray's going to make this other one, and this
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: will conclude the wheel of casseroles. Unfortunately, you know, we
• 41:54
  Speaker 6: might have to make a tuna noodle casserole at some point.
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: No, just for fun.
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: Just to try it. Nah, dawg. No, just to try it.
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: Look what happened today. Exactly. You tried something that you
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: thought you would hate, and you loved it. Exactly. You
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: might love tuna. You'll clean eggs and ham out. Did
• 42:05
  Speaker 5: you hear how happy that made my mother? Why do
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: you want to deny her happiness?
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, why do you hate what he's not?
• 42:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but why? Let's leave on a high, dude.
• 42:13
  Speaker 9: It will be.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: Seinfeld it.
• 42:15
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: A couple things I want to share with you. Things
• 42:22
  Speaker 6: I saw online that I thought were either.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: Funny or interesting. Or both. It could be both. It
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: could be funny and interesting. All right. This is just cute. Yeah.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: Let's start with Kiao. And I've seen these before.
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: You ever see some of the videos where wives or girlfriends,
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: they have their boyfriends or husbands do the order at
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: the Starbucks.
• 42:43
  Speaker 5: And it's for things that don't really exist.
• 42:45
  Speaker 6: They always have these crazy names.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah. This is.
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: It's somewhat like that. This chick filmed herself coaching her
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: boyfriend at the drive-thru speaker, insisting that he tell the
• 42:56
  Speaker 6: worker that the order is to go. Now, they're in
• 42:59
  Speaker 6: the drive-thru. So, of course it is. Yeah, this poor bastard.
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: In a small Sprite to go.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: In a small Sprite, please. Darren, it's okay?
• 43:08
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 43:09
  Speaker 21: Yes.
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: To go. To go, please. You are getting dropped.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: You do realize that, right?
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: I was not the one saying that. She's telling me
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: what to order.
• 43:19
  Speaker 21: All righty.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: That'll be it.
• 43:24
  Speaker 9: All righty.
• 43:24
  Speaker 17: All right.
• 43:26
  Speaker 9: You do realize that, right? I'm sorry.
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: I should have said it's involving a fun accent.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: You're a driver, right?
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: I do.
• 43:35
  Speaker 10: Just tell me the instructions.
• 43:36
  Speaker 7: I do.
• 43:37
  Speaker 5: I'll read them.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: So the butterfly effect. Explain the butterfly effect to everybody,
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: Greg Gorey.
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: Well, essentially it's if one small event can kind of
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: change the course of history by.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: Just- Affecting each one coming up behind it.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: And had that original thing not happened, nothing else would
• 43:53
  Speaker 5: have happened.
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: So I saw this and I'm like, wow, that's crazy.
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: Because I think about that stuff from time to time.
• 43:59
  Speaker 6: Had this not happened, I would have never met this person.
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: Not meeting this person would have meant blah, blah, blah.
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's a wonderful life, right?
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: As if George Bailey never was born, what would the
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: world have looked like? How things would have been different, blah, blah, blah, right?
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 44:16
  Speaker 5: Same kind of thing.
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: Anyway, this account on Instagram, Poor Choices Show is the
• 44:21
  Speaker 6: name of the account. Poor Choices Show, like poor, P-O-U-R.
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: And the video, it's like this ridiculous butterfly effect. It
• 44:33
  Speaker 6: could be the most ridiculous one in history. The entire
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: origin story of YouTube, Sounds like somebody just made it up.
• 44:42
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: But this is how things could have been different.
• 44:45
  Speaker 17: First, 9-11 happens. Fast forward to Super Bowl 36. Irish
• 44:49
  Speaker 17: band U2 performs a tribute to the victims during the
• 44:51
  Speaker 17: halftime performance. But U2 wasn't the original choice. Janet Jackson was. However,
• 44:56
  Speaker 17: after the attacks, the NFL wanted to set a different tone.
• 44:59
  Speaker 17: And U2 was selected because they had already incorporated a
• 45:02
  Speaker 17: tribute performance to their elevation tour. Jackson would return two
• 45:06
  Speaker 17: years later to perform with Justin Timberlake, which led to
• 45:08
  Speaker 17: the infamous wardrobe malfunction. When a young man named Jawid
• 45:12
  Speaker 17: Kareem couldn't find a video of the incident online, he
• 45:16
  Speaker 17: and his friends decided to create a video sharing platform
• 45:19
  Speaker 17: known as YouTube. So if 9-11 never happened, Janet would
• 45:23
  Speaker 17: have performed at the 2002 halftime show and a different
• 45:27
  Speaker 17: show would have taken place in 2004. And Kareem and
• 45:30
  Speaker 17: his friends would have never been inspired.
• 45:32
  Speaker 5: To create YouTube. Wow. 9-11 created YouTube.
• 45:35
  Speaker 17: That's such a weird thing to say.
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: Weird.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: Isn't that weird?
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: Maybe they would have come up with the idea for
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: some other thing they were trying to find and weren't
• 45:43
  Speaker 6: able to find it.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: But when you think about that. It's pretty nuts. The
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: way it actually went.
• 45:48
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: It did lead to that. That's weird. That's weird.
• 45:51
  Speaker 10: And the first video they ever put up. was a
• 45:53
  Speaker 10: video of them at the zoo.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: Very unexciting.
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: Didn't they try to sell that as an NFT or something?
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't be surprised.
• 45:59
  Speaker 9: I think so.
• 46:00
  Speaker 10: I don't know if they did or somebody did.
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: Somebody did. I have a slight beef with YouTube, and
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: I still haven't gotten the premium, which I think I
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: should pull the trigger on that. But I watch YouTube
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: on the TV, like I mirror it onto the TV,
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: and now it's doing this thing where it says, like,
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: you know, add 40 seconds, and then it counts down
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: to zero, and then I hit skip, and it goes
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: to another ad. I'm like, come on.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it'll say one of two or two of two.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: No, it's just like the whole ad and it's in yellow.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: So it's counting down and then it turns white and
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: it says skip. And then I hit skip and it
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: goes to another ad. That doesn't happen to me. Really? Yeah.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: You want to know why? Because I paid for the premium.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you, dude, it's worth it. If you're watching
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: enough YouTube. It's all I watch. Okay, then it's totally
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: worth it. Okay, I'll do it.
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: Because there's so many ads otherwise. And it's always at
• 46:48
  Speaker 6: the most inopportune time.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: Right in the middle of, like, someone's trying to make
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: a point. And right before they get to their point,
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: stupid YouTube ad.
• 46:56
  Speaker 10: Another thing that's always bugged me about YouTube, because it's
• 46:58
  Speaker 10: owned by Google, and, you know, you have your Google calendar,
• 47:02
  Speaker 10: when trailers come out, like, Hey, just have a little
• 47:05
  Speaker 10: button right there to let me add it to my
• 47:08
  Speaker 10: Google calendar. Like, oh, I want to watch that movie
• 47:10
  Speaker 10: when it gets released.
• 47:11
  Speaker 9: Because sometimes. That's kind of cool.
• 47:12
  Speaker 13: That's a pretty good idea.
• 47:13
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: Google. Hello.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: You owned everything.
• 47:16
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: So they're doing that. Put it all together. Yeah.
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: So YouTube is hiding the dislike button.
• 47:23
  Speaker 9: What?
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so they killed the public dislike count back in 2021,
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: and now the platform is testing burying the dislike button altogether.
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: The like button, that's going to stay front and center
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: where it's always been. The same burial already happened on
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: Shorts a few months ago.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: So soon, you know, if.
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: There's a terrible video and you tell the terrible video
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: that it's terrible... It's going to require you to leave
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: a comment instead of just pressing a button.
• 47:49
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: Say it to my face.
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: Well, you won't be able to just push the button.
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: You'll have to leave a comment saying, I don't like it.
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: Unfun.
• 47:57
  Speaker 9: Tell them why you don't like it.
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: Stupid.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: 877-44-WOODY.
• 47:59
  Speaker 10: Send us a text over to 22987. The Friday Fail Stories.
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show.
• 48:13
  Speaker 6: Before I get to the official fails, I mean, this
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: is a fail, but I see what happened. The Atlanta Falcons,
• 48:20
  Speaker 6: did you see anything about this Atlanta Falcons thing?
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that logo?
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so they set their 1966 throwback logo, which is
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: a black falcon.
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: It's over this red, white, and black, and gold stripe thing, right?
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: And they set that as their profile picture on social media,
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: and right away... The comments started rolling in. 15 million views.
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: People saying things like, I did not see this coming.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: The Bird Reich. I give this a 9 out of 10. Oh, dude.
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: And then they quietly switched it back to a red
• 48:56
  Speaker 6: helmet picture. So here's what they posted.
• 48:58
  Speaker 9: Oh, boy.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: That's no good. I mean, it's from 1966. It was
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: a different time, guys.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, closer to World War II.
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: So it looks a lot like the old Nazi banner
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: or whatever.
• 49:13
  Speaker 9: I mean, it's not great.
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: Usually when there's controversy over ads and people say, oh,
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: I see this, I see that.
• 49:19
  Speaker 9: I think, no, you don't.
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: This one yeah.
• 49:22
  Speaker 4: It's pretty i give it a nine out of ten
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: come on I.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Mean, the comments are very clever. The comments are fun,
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: but it's a whole bunch of nothing. Yeah, I mean,
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: that's why I say so. It's not the exact same
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: bird at all. It's just their social media logo.
• 49:36
  Speaker 10: And it is just an old style logo. That's all
• 49:39
  Speaker 10: it is.
• 49:39
  Speaker 9: You guys are idiots.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: You guys who? Anybody who's complaining about it. Oh, okay.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: I was going to say, you guys.
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: I'll admit, I saw it and I wasn't getting until
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: I went into the comments and I went, oh!
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: It didn't jump out to me right away. If you
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: have to be told, it's not a problem.
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: It didn't jump out to me right away. I didn't go, oh,
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: that looks very Nazi Germany-ish.
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: Very Bird Reich. I'm sorry, Bird Reich.
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't... It didn't stick out to me right away.
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: Then I got into the comments, of course I always do.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Like, what are people mad at?
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: Oh!
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: And then I saw the.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: The old-timey German thing. Yeah, fail. All right, time for
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: your Friday fail stories. Here we go.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Fail.
• 50:51
  Speaker 9: All right, ladies.
• 50:58
  Speaker 6: And gentlemen, boys and girls, it is time for your
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: Friday Fail Stories.
• 51:04
  Speaker 5: All these people thought they.
• 51:07
  Speaker 6: Had the perfect plan, the plan that can never go wrong,
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: but then somewhere along the line it went from being
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: a great idea to.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: One big staking, mega, uber, ultra.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: A little rocky.
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: It had a cool melody to it.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: But we're going to start with one from Washington, D.C.,
• 51:37
  Speaker 6: where at the Pentagon, there is this globe. But it's
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: not just any globe. This thing is like 30 inches tall.
• 51:43
  Speaker 6: It's from the 1930s.
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: Oh!
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: It's one of only two that belong to President Eisenhower,
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: the guy who ran D-Day. And it still has his
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: actual markings on it from World War II. So it's
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: literally priceless. And normally the only people allowed to even
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: touch it are trained museum curators, the professionals.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: They're trained on how to touch them.
• 52:06
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: And move it because it's 90 years old. They know
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: how to put on those white gloves.
• 52:11
  Speaker 6: Anyway, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, he saw this and
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: he's like, I want that in my office.
• 52:17
  Speaker 9: Oh, boy.
• 52:18
  Speaker 6: Now, the only people who should be touching it or
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: moving it, again, this 90-year-old thing, are these professional curators,
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: but they weren't available right then and there on the spot,
• 52:24
  Speaker 6: so his staff moved it.
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: Gotta have that globe now. It never made it to
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: the office. They start carrying it down the hall. They
• 52:31
  Speaker 5: dropped it.
• 52:32
  Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: My God.
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: It hit the floor, punched a hole clean through the
• 52:37
  Speaker 6: shell right around Antarctica, snaps the whole ball right off
• 52:41
  Speaker 6: the metal mount thing. Now, why weren't the people who
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: should be moving this stuff available?
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 52:47
  Speaker 6: Because they're all still furloughed from the last government shutdown.
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: Really? From the last one?
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: Still?
• 52:54
  Speaker 11: Guys?
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Anyone?
• 52:55
  Speaker 10: That reminds me of that old-timey viral video of that
• 52:58
  Speaker 10: guy who's showing this old recording of a record where
• 53:03
  Speaker 10: it was like a cylinder back in the day. It's
• 53:05
  Speaker 10: from the early, maybe 1800s.
• 53:08
  Speaker 20: Yeah.
• 53:09
  Speaker 10: And his hands are shaking so much, and then he
• 53:11
  Speaker 10: just drops it.
• 53:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 53:13
  Speaker 9: He's like, this is one of a kind.
• 53:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: Next up, a story out of Utah where the road crews,
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: they were doing some highway constructions, cones, you know, set
• 53:20
  Speaker 6: up to slow people down for the work zone. But
• 53:22
  Speaker 6: this chick ended up slamming into the back of another car,
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: caused a pileup and the death of a 66-year-old man.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: She was distracted and told the officers at the time
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: right there at the scene, hey, this is my fault.
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: So was she calling someone? Was she texting?
• 53:37
  Speaker 8: Nope.
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: According to the data they pulled from her phone, she
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: was watching porn at the time of the accident.
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: She was porning that much. She was porning while she
• 53:46
  Speaker 5: was driving full speed.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't think that from a lady.
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: 65 miles an hour right into the back of this car.
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: This dude in the other car died. She was arrested,
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: taken to fail jail, vehicular homicide charges.
• 53:58
  Speaker 9: She probably wasn't just watching.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: So maybe she didn't have any hands free.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:04
  Speaker 6: This is from Miami, where this dude, he was working
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: for a company that manages beach equipment services along Miami Beach,
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: and he was busy installing Vice City beach chair ads
• 54:13
  Speaker 6: for GTA 6's big marketing blitz.
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: Sweet, yeah.
• 54:16
  Speaker 6: And because you are legally required to post everything you
• 54:20
  Speaker 6: do and everything you think.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: On social media, right? Absolutely. By law, you buzz. He
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: posted a video of them before the official launch date.
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: It goes viral. Now, Rockstar Games, who makes GTA, is like, dude,
• 54:32
  Speaker 6: what the F?
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: They got pissed, and now this guy's looking for work.
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: GTA 6 cost him his job, which I have a
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: feeling GTA 6 might be costing a lot of people
• 54:44
  Speaker 6: jobs because they're not going to go in. They're going
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: to be sitting around. I saw something about that.
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: Is that the 19th?
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: I think so.
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: There was a story I had about how much it
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: was going to cost. Yeah, Grand Theft Auto 6 drops
• 54:58
  Speaker 6: on Thursday, November 19th, and some economists believe 1.5 million
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: people will play hooky on launch day. Most of them
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: 18 to 30 years old, and it will cost businesses
• 55:10
  Speaker 6: about $ 1 billion in lost productivity.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 55:14
  Speaker 21: God.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: A billion dollars.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: Do you think there's going to be blackout dates? You
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: are not calling out this day, or don't come back.
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: I wonder.
• 55:21
  Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know. They don't do that for
• 55:23
  Speaker 6: the day after the Super Bowl.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 55:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Maybe.
• 55:28
  Speaker 9: Some people would be like, you know what? I ain't
• 55:30
  Speaker 9: going to have this job no more.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: Bye.
• 55:31
  Speaker 9: She's going to quit.
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: This next one is from Pennsylvania. This woman, she had
• 55:34
  Speaker 6: a job as a supervisor, got busted stealing 48 EBT cards.
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: Which she activated using other recipients' birthdates and social security numbers.
• 55:45
  Speaker 6: She ran up $ 20, 000 in charges on 270 different transactions.
• 55:49
  Speaker 5: She was hungry. Ask me how she got caught.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: How she got caught.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: Well, you see, guys, the cards weren't reaching the people
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: they were intended for.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: And they're wondering, hey, where's my EBT? So they investigate.
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: It turns out this bitch had been given the EBT cards,
• 56:03
  Speaker 6: pins included, to her drug dealer as payment for crack.
• 56:09
  Speaker 5: It's called trade. It's a mess.
• 56:12
  Speaker 6: She was caught on video withdrawing 20 bucks in grocery
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: shopping with that.
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: She was arrested.
• 56:17
  Speaker 6: She was taken to fail jail, felony theft and fraud charges.
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: Don't ask me. Talk to my crack dealer. Crack. All right.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: This is by far my favorite story. Of the week.
• 56:31
  Speaker 6: This one is so good. It's from Colorado, where there's
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: a court case playing out. This tourist from Mexico, his
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: name is Salvador. He was staying in Aurora, Colorado. And
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: the cops showed up early one morning to serve a
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: warrant to a different, unrelated man who was just staying
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: in the same building.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: So they're outside. They're on the loudspeaker, you know, barking orders.
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: They bark the orders in English.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: And then they did it again in Spanish.
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: They were warning the residents, the people in the building, hey,
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: we're here. There's a police dog on premises. That would
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: give people warning, whatever, telling people, you know, to come out,
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: you know, come out of the building. Anyway, mispronounced the words,
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: mistranslated commands. It resulted in just complete gibberish on the
• 57:21
  Speaker 6: converting it to Spanish part. So more specifically, what he
• 57:25
  Speaker 6: heard was, Because Salvador, dude, he's just their visiting dog.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: He only speaks Spanish. So he didn't know what to do.
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: He was confused.
• 57:32
  Speaker 6: Because what he heard translated to, fart, please.
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: Fart the wood.
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: And we have a police fart entrance wood.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: That's how it. Oh, wow. So you can see where
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: he's like.
• 57:46
  Speaker 21: What?
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: What do I do with that? Wait.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: So what's fart in Spanish? Because it's got to be
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: like perro or perro.
• 57:55
  Speaker 13: Perro is dog.
• 57:56
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's got to be like fart.
• 57:57
  Speaker 13: And fart is pedo.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: There we go. How did I know?
• 58:01
  Speaker 13: So there's a pedo, pedo, pedo.
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: And we have police fart entrance wood. And this other
• 58:08
  Speaker 6: officer could be heard. The other officer thought he was
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: saying something else. He really said, you just ordered the
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: taco plate.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 58:19
  Speaker 6: So again, there's poor Salvador, man. He's here visiting, doesn't
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: know what to do. So the police and the canine
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: stormed inside.
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: And they found, they arrested the guy that they wanted.
• 58:29
  Speaker 6: He was hiding in the basement, but one of the
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: dogs in the whole process bit poor Salvador on the arm.
• 58:34
  Speaker 6: And then he was also arrested because he failed to
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: comply with the police orders.
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: With farting?
• 58:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because, you know, fart police, fart the wood. We
• 58:42
  Speaker 6: have a police fart. Entrance wood.
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: Wow. You just ordered the taco plate.
• 58:46
  Speaker 9: I thought translators were so much better these days.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just use your phone.
• 58:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so he got arrested for failing to comply. Got
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: bit by the stupid police dog. So the charge, you know,
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: was later dropped. But this is why it's in court.
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. So translation fail.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Fail.
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: The fart police are here.
• 59:03
  Speaker 13: We need to get those guys Duolingo or something.
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: There's your Friday fail stories. We have menace on the scene.
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: Delivery driver appreciation week.
• 59:17
  Speaker 14: I think he's here.
• 59:18
  Speaker 9: Oh, are you kidding me with the timing?
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: He's here.
• 59:22
  Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: The timing on that is crazy.
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
• 59:26
  Speaker 21: Hey, so we're a radio station. We're giving away extra prizes.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: To delivery drivers.
• 59:30
  Speaker 21: It's Delivery Driver Appreciation Week.
• 59:33
  Speaker 10: You want to come up, we spin a wheel, and.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: Then you can win a prize. Gift card.
• 59:36
  Speaker 21: You want to go down?
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: Come on down. Come on down. All right.
• 59:41
  Speaker 15: Awesome.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: We'll see you in a minute. Okay, cool.
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was taking forever, man. We kept checking in
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: with Menace, and he's like, dude, waiting, waiting, waiting. What
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: was the text, Greg? Somebody had texted over.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: Definitely not a fan of this. Delivery Driver Appreciation Week.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: It says, as a delivery driver myself, you are the
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: kind of customers that I absolutely hate.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: What, the ones giving you a nice tip and an
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 6: extra gift card?
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: It's like, why can't you just come out to the
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: street and meet me, you lazy mother effers? Gonna have
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: me walking around the entire block looking for a damn
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: red sign. F you guys. F you guys.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: Oh my God.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: Okay, well, number one, You're getting a tip. Number two,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: the reason we want you up here is so we
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: can give you another gift card. Also, number three, maybe
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: this job is not for you. For example, I know
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: I'm not cut out for a job where the customer
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: is always right. Where like no matter what happens, you
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: have to be like super nice to everybody. So I
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 6: don't have a job like that. If this is an
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: issue for you as a delivery driver where you actually
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: have to bring the delivery to the door of the
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: place that ordered it, maybe delivery driver is not for you.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 6: Maybe you're a more taxied guy.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah, drop off and get out.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you never get out. Oh, here's our guy.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 5: What's up, man?
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 12: How are you?
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: How are you? Welcome, welcome.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 9: Over right here.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: All right. What is your name, sir?
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 9: My name is Manuel.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: What is it?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: Manuel.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: Manuel.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: Manuel.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, Manuel.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 6: Well, hey, thank you for bringing the delivery. How long
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: have you been a delivery driver? How long have you
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: been doing it?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 9: Today.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 5: No, not just today.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: How long have you been delivering? Working, delivering food.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 9: I am working four years, five years.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 6: Well, look, this is just a way to say thank you.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: You got a tip.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: The tip is going to be how you normally get it.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: But we also have a wheel here. We have all
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 6: these gift cards as a way to say thank you.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: So you spin the wheel and whichever one it lands on,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 6: you get the gift card. So you spin the wheel
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 6: to the left, like toward you.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 16: Yeah.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 6: Here we go. Just give the wheel a spin there.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 9: Just spin it. There we go.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: There we go. All right.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: Good spin.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: Nice strong spin. There's all kinds of stuff on there.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 5: All the gift cards that we've had the entire week.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: The Target, the Amazon, the Arco gas card, the Visa,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 6: the Visa cash card.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: It's on there.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 9: Big money, big money, big money. Big money, no whammies.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: Awesome. You got the $ 100.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: It's a $ 100 Visa gift card.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 9: Okay, thank you so much, guys.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 20: Thank you.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: Don't share that with anybody else you know.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 9: Awesome.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: Nice, that's hot, yeah.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: So, hey, just before you leave, I've been pointing it out.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: I taped the little receipt to the front in case
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: there's any issue. You'll have the receipt for when we
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: paid for it, and they'll make sure that you have
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 6: your $ 100.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: Enjoy.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 5: And thank you so much.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 9: Thank you.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: I mean, we appreciate you. There he is. Dude, a
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: hundred dollars worth it.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 6: So yeah, medicine is working out all the, uh, he'll,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: he'll work out all the, uh, the, the party. See, Yeah,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 6: we're the dicks. Yeah, you mother effers. Look how that
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 6: worked out. Gave him $ 100.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: Look how that worked out for him. That's great. You're
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: the customers I hate. Yeah, man. You suck. I'm so sorry.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: So, in Quebec... there was a drone that delivered McDonald's.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: There was like nuggets, fries, dipping sauce. Oh, and alcohol
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 6: in this delivery.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 9: Yes, please.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: Delivered through the cell window of an inmate in prison.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: Yes, they do this from time to time.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: And this happened about three o'clock in the morning.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: And yes, he ate it.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: So one of the guards, I guess, was doing his rounds,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: saw the inmate was drunk, saw the McDonald's leftovers in
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: his cell. Also, let's note that this went down in
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 6: the special handling unit, which is supposed to be Canada's
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: most secure prison unit.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: Sounds like it.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 6: These are for inmates too dangerous for maximum security.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 5: Whoa.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: That exists?
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 6: And yet you're able to fly a McDonald's delivery drone.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: And a handle of vodka.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: Right in through the window. If the drone can fit through,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: how can the prisoner not fit out?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: That's a good question.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 5: Right. You know?
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 6: I mean, maybe it just hovers out there just enough
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 6: so you can stick your hands out and grab it,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: I guess.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 10: I did see a drone operator just recently.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: He was.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 10: Oh, no, they just did an attraction of somebody... just
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 10: recently in the news, some guy entered Soldier and they
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 10: were able to pick him up via drone. That's going
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 10: to be a thing where he can get prisoners out
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 10: for sure.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's pretty cool. 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 6: Send us a text over to 22987. We'll take a
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: quick break. More Woody shows next.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: Hang on.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 18: The Woody Show.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: We'll be right back.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: Great.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: The Woody, Woody, Woody Show. All right, time to play
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: today's dumbass contest.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 6: And today's dumbass contest is the DUIQ.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: All right, DUIQ time.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 6: Seabass, explain the game to everybody, please.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 9: I ask a very drunk person very easy questions that
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 9: every functioning adult knows the answer to. So the game
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 9: is not answering the questions. The game is to guess
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 9: whether the person is so drunk that they will or
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 9: will not be able to answer the questions. So if
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 9: you can guess whether they get it right two times
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 9: out of three, you win.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: All right, that's how you play the DUIQ. We go
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: to the phones to get a contestant.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: 877-44-Woody. Everybody else just play along wherever you are. Let's
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: go to the phones and say hi to Bobby. Bobby!
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 9: Bobby! Hey, what are you doing?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: What's up, man?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: How are you?
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 9: You, no. Bobby!
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: All right, DUIQ, before we get to the questions that
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 6: actually count toward winning a prize, Seabass has a little
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: clip here for us that we're going to listen to
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 6: to get a better idea just how with it or
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 6: not with it this drunk person is. And who is
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 6: this drunk person, Seabass?
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 9: We've got Brian, and I surprisingly found him technically on
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 9: the clock.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, alright.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: You're out here drinking beer, but you said you're supposed
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: to be at work.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 20: I do security, but, uh, mostly I do artwork for, uh,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 20: for money. Well, the thing is, is that you picked
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 20: the post that no one actually checked. or comes to
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 20: visit you. They're usually the solo post where you work alone.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: So now you're going to show back up to work
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: to like clock out?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 9: Incredibly drunk.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 20: But the best thing is, is that there's no one
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 20: there to say that I was drunk. That's how you
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 20: know you got a good post.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: That's the key to success, right?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 9: Amen. So that's life hacks, right? Yeah, get a job
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 9: in security. I see these, especially in our hours, driving around,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 9: and there's just some dude sitting in a booth doing nothing.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but they had those things now for a long
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 10: time where there's sensors around the building where they have to.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: QR code it?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they have to- Ew.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they give you a check-in. They give you a smartphone.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 4: That's so fun.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: We got to do those old-timey key things. I think
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 5: we have that on this building. You'll see little QR
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: codes by doors. It's not a QR code.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: It looks like a little silver button, almost like one
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 6: of those little button batteries. And I see them walking
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: around taking the fob and kind of touching it to
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 6: that to check in. All right, so that is Brian. Now, Bobby, again,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: you just have to guess if Brian's going to get
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: these correct.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: Yes or no.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 6: Two out of three times in order to be the winner.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 6: Are you ready for question number one?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's do it.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 18: All right.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: D-U-I-Q.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: What famous artist cut off his own ear?
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: Yes for Menace and Sammy. Menace went to art school,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: kind of.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 6: I'm tempted to go triple yes.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: I'm thinking triple yes.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: I'm not.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: Really? I'm tempted, but I'm not going to. Why not?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: Let's do it.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: Go crazy.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: I'm doing it. All right, Greg, keep it crazy. I'm
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: going triple yes. I'll say no for Brian.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 6: Yes for both Menace and Sammy, although Menace is still
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: staring at his paper.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 5: He's probably drawing. Second guessing.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: I'm going yes for just the lady, Sammy.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: All right. So just for Sammy. Yes. And then no
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 5: for Menace and for Brian. All right. So what do
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: you say, Bobby? Do you think he's going to get it?
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 5: For Brian, no.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 7: Brian.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 5: All right. Question number one, DUIQ.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: What famous artist cut off his own ear?
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: Menace. Menace.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to, I'm writing down an extra thing.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 10: I'm like, I'm trying to say, does he have, did
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 10: he have syphilis from a whore and then he went
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 10: crazy or did he drink absinthe and then he went crazy?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: That wasn't the question. Who was it?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 4: Inconsequential.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but Galileo.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: Galileo. The famous artist. Known whore person.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 10: Is that the map this time?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 9: I totally forgot who it was.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 13: Sorry, I'm blanking.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 9: And I, dude, I took art history like crazy.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 5: Sounds like it.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 10: But I'm blanking right now. And it's like, it's so.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 10: obvious and so easy too.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 5: Sammy?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 9: Picasso.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: Picasso?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 10: No, I know that for sure. It's not Picasso.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 5: I mean, Sammy's closer, technically.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 9: 100% she is.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: Why is Picasso so close?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 4: Well, because it's an artist.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, not Galileo. Roughly the same.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: What famous artist cut off his own ear?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: Vincent?
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: Van Gogh. Damn it.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: Van Gogh.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 9: I remember as a kid, everyone was like, oh, it
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 9: makes him so interesting.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 5: No, he's just a stupid psycho.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he was obsessed with his girlfriend.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 5: Weird.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 9: Was it the chick that he cut his ear off for?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 9: That's the chick thing is like the cute romantic version. Oh,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 9: there's another version? Oh, yeah. According to his own Vincent
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 9: Van Gogh Museum, intense emotional distress, declining health, a bitter
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 9: argument with fellow artist Paul Gauguin.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 4: And bitches.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I thought he was schizophrenic.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that too. And mental health. He's an epic maniac.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 5: He's not a genius. All right. All right.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 6: So Bobby said that he would not get this one right.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: Let's see if you have your first point here on
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 6: this round of the DUI.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: What famous artist cut off his own ear?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 9: Beethoven? Shout out to Beethoven, even though he can't hear.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 9: That's legit, like, you know.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 20: Dedication for whoever he did that to.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. I said triple yes. You want to
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: be my latex salesman. Oh, God. That's not a bad.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 9: That's technically kind of a good guess because Beethoven, of course,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 9: went deep very early. Yeah.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 12: He's not an artist.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 6: Well, you got a point here, Bobby. You're in good
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: shape going into question number two.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 5: DUIQ.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 8: Café du Monde is most famous for what menu item?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: Triple no. I'm sure Menace has been to this place.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 9: It's so touristy. Café du Monde is most famous for.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: What menu item? He must have gone to this place.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: He has.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: We've been there. I must say.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 6: He and I have been there. You out there.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: I've been to this place with Menace.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 9: If there's a tourist trap in a city, Menace has
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 9: been there. That's the one.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: We've been there, Menace.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 8: Café du Monde is most famous for what menu item?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say, even with that, no to Menace.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 6: No to Sammy by the look on her face. I'll
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 6: say yes to no.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 5: Triple no. Triple no. What am I thinking? I don't know.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: Triple no.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 6: You're saying triple no? Everybody's saying triple no? All right, Bobby,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: what do you think? Yes or no?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say no for Brian, but if Menace
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 5: gets it, I want to see his spelling of it. Oh,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: that's a good question. Yeah, okay. Good request. All right,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: question number two, DUIQ.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 8: Café du Monde is most famous for what menu item?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Menace.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 10: It's powdered sugar baguettes.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: Powdered sugar baguettes.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 10: I guess I got it wrong because of genius.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: Sigh.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, gave it away.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 5: Sammy.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 12: Croissants.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: Croissants.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 9: You were just so close.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: Not bad guesses.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: No, Menace was so close.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, it begins with a B.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 9: How do you spell baguette, by the way?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 10: Baguette's a B-A-G-E-T-S.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: Oh, beignet.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: There you go. You remember going there, Menace?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I've been there, and then I've had the Disney
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 9: version a hundred times.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: And they have the chicory coffee, right? That's like a very.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 9: If he had said coffee, I might have given him...
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 9: I would have still pushed harder, but.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 11: I just realized where we're talking about. I have their
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 11: coffee in my kitchen right now.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 12: And I have the beignet mix.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 20: Oh, my God.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 6: What do you mean you realized the place? They said
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 6: the name of the place.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 8: Café Du Monde is most famous for what menu item?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: Café Du Monde.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 12: I haven't heard it said out loud. I just see it.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 9: And I sort of anglicized it pretty hard there just
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 9: to be extra clear about what I was talking about.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: I was like, Café Du Monde. You whited it up? Intentionally, yes.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 6: All right, so Bobby says that our drunk friend will
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 6: not get this one right, and if that is the
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: way it works out, he'll be the winner of this
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 6: round of the DUIQ.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 8: Café Du Monde is most famous for what menu item?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: An ice cream?
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 7: Sherbert?
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: Ice cream.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 9: Okay, well.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: There you go, Bobby. Quick and easy work with that one.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: You are the winner here on the DUIQ.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 9: They do have a coffee ice cream, Greg and Menace.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 5: And Woody. Bobby, hang on one second, man. We'll get
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: all your information. There he is. Bobby, everybody. We love you,
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: Woody Show. In fact, beignet is French for bump or lump.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: Let me get a fried lump. Yeah. You know what?
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: That is fun.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 10: And I've been to all these places, not because, oh,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 10: I think I'm too cool, so I'm not going to
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 10: go travel somewhere and not go to the spot. Because
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 10: it's a quote-unquote tourist trap.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 9: You still hit me on that one.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah. But I didn't read nothing.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 9: That's for damn sure.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 6: All right. Question number three.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 5: Question number three. D-U-I-Q.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 2: Who founded the Church of Scientology?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 7: Oh. Oh.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, I know this.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: I only remember it from the commercial. Back in the day,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: like old school, like when I was a kid commercial.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 6: There was a big volcano in the commercial.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 9: Oh, double hint.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 10: Triple hint.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 9: I'll give you a triple hint. The volcano is also
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 9: on the cover of the book.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: They love volcanoes.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: What do you mean by they?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: Who founded the Church of Scientology?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: Who founded the Church of Scientology? By they, I mean
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 5: you people.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 6: I'm going to say, again, no for Brian. Yes for
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: Sammy and then no for Menace.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: I agree with that one. Only yes to Sammy. So
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: you better get this.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 9: My brain chambers have not been open this morning.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: Your brain chambers have not been open this morning.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 9: Somebody texted in that they predicted that Menace and Sammy
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 9: would sweep today. I knew the answer.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: Open your chambers.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 9: The chambers aren't open.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: Alright, so question number three. D-U-I-Q.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: Who founded the Church of Scientology?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 5: Menace, I'm sticking with you. All right. It's L.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 9: Ron Hubbard.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, maybe the brain chamber is open. What did you say, Sammy?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 12: Tom Cruise.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 9: Tom Cruise.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 4: Sammy!
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 11: I just knew I didn't know the answer, so I
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 11: wrote it down really fast and then sat here commenting.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: Dianetics by L.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 9: Ron Hubbard.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: And I always thought his name was L. Ron.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes sense.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 10: Dude, do they still have the boat?
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: I just remember those commercials.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's still sales.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 5: Does it?
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 9: Oh, really?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we should give away cruises.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: That would be cool. First name, speaking of beignets, Lafayette. Lafayette.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 5: Lafayette Ronald Hubbard.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: That's a name.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 9: Nice. I've been there. Lafayette.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: All right, question number three, DUIQ.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: Who founded the Church of Scientology?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 5: It was a.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 9: Famous actor, Tom Cruise.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 20: They seem legit if you're looking for something to believe in.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 9: There's no real right answer.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 10: Dude, Sammy, she should get a point for that.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: Half a point.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 9: You people are idiots. Security guards that drink on the job,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 9: it's the demo of Scientology people.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 5: They're going to get you.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 9: People with no real purpose in life, looking for something
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 9: to do.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: Scientologists love them.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 6: I just remember they were on the street corners asking
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 6: me if I want to find out how clear I was.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 5: And I got to hold that. The metal cylinder thing?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was supposed to hold. I never did it,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 6: but they were really trying to talk me into it.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: I wanted to do it.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 9: To see how clear you were.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: Or how stressed.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 10: They said I wasn't clear.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 6: We got some dad jokes coming up. We'll encourage you
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 6: to call in with your dad jokes.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: 877-44-WOODY. Always fun.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 9: Love it.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: Depending on who you ask, right, CBass? You know what?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 9: It gets better every time.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: Every time. I thought this was weird. I don't know
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: how this could be true.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 6: Let's see if you can figure it out. Looking at
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 6: the most streamed rock and metal artists of all time
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 6: on Spotify. Linkin Park is at number one.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 6: They have a five billion stream lead over number two
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 6: on the list.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: Which is.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 9: I'd say Guns N' Roses.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: I would say Metallica? Queen.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: Queen at number two. All right, so Linkin Park, Queen
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 6: at number two. The Beatles are fourth. Metallica, you mentioned,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 6: is seventh. Rolling Stones are like number 18. Who do
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 6: you think is third on the list, though? So if
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 6: Linkin Park is one... Queen is two. Beatles are fourth.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 6: Who would fit nicely under that number three spot? And
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 6: I already told you, Metallica, Rolling Stones, they're off the table.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: Is it going to be something like Elvis?
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 5: Or U2? Elton John. Paramore?
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, like Elton John.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 10: Who else in that realm? I would think like a
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 10: Warped Tour type band. It can't be too old because
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 10: old people don't use Spotify.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: Arctic Monkeys.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 8: Oh, really?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 9: Really?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 5: No, I don't dislike Arctic Monkeys.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 10: Is this worldwide streams?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Spotify. Just overall Spotify.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 5: Okay. What?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 9: Strange.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: Trillion years. That's so weird.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 6: It's like when I see the Tame Impala glaze. That's
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 6: where those things, yeah. Where it's like, okay, they're playing
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 6: these big, big things, big stages. And okay, Tame Impala, fine.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 6: But like, I wouldn't, like Arctic Monkeys, fine. I wouldn't,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't ever think Number three, sandwiched between Queen and
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 6: The Beatles.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: You could have given me another week. I wouldn't have
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: come up with that.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: Right? Give me another lifetime.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 10: They've been around for a long time.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 9: It might have been big on streaming before they hit big.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 10: Kind of like, I don't know. Remember Tove Lo?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 10: She got like, it was like two billion streams before
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 10: she even got on the radio.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 5: And Woody, is it just me or do you kind
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: of conflate the two? tame impala and cage the elephant
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: like i think they're kind of legally the same. No way. No? No.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: I always think they're the same.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 6: No, I don't. Hey, Greg, you know what song I
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 6: thought about because we both hated it so much?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 5: Which?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 6: I don't know why it popped in my head the
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 6: other day. I'm like, oh, I hadn't thought about that
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 6: song in years. Greg and I.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: Hated this song so much. Which one? I got guns
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: in my head.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 9: Oh, my God.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 5: Remember this stupid song?
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: This had a major social media resurgence.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 5: I even hated the name of the band, Strumbellas.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 6: That's what they're called?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so fruity.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 9: This was so stupid.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: Imagine you're a man. You tell everybody, hey, you're in
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 5: a band. Cool, dude. What's the name of your band? Strumbello.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: What's your biggest hit? Oh, you know that song? You've
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: heard it.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 9: I got guns in my head and I won't go.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: And then next thing you know, your lunch money's gone.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 9: Can we coin a term for that style of quote rock?
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 6: There was something. I saw something recently. Is it Queefrock?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 4: I think that's accurate.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 9: Because it's Weefrock hipster stuff that's like alternative, I guess.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: The big social media thing was showing like somebody how
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 4: they look now at a reunion and then showing their
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 4: yearbook picture.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 6: By the way, there's a lot of that stuff. There's
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 6: a lot of that stuff that I didn't mind certain
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 6: songs here and there.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: But man, that... name in that.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 6: Song yeah here's one there was a meme i saw
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 6: it said life is tough but at least we're not
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 6: living in the stomp clap hey era anymore it was
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 6: a it was a hipster guy looks like he works
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 6: at a modern barbershop or a place that sells you
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 6: a burger for 50 bucks it was a very specific
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 6: era with a banjo intentionally folksy i'm glad we're not
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 6: in the stomp clap hey era anymore.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: Big chorusy yeah that's awesome amen i got guns in
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: my head and they won't go Another telltale sign that
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: there's a band that Woody would hate if there's like
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 5: 25 people in the band. The worst. You know that.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 9: Big chorus he sang when they sing the effing.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 6: Some of the stuff, again, it's not just as a
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 6: blanket statement thing, but man, that song popped in my
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 6: head and I thought about... Greg, I thought about you immediately.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 5: That's so nice. You know who I love? I love it.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 6: I would love to have him as a guest on
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 6: this show at some point.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 5: Jimmy Carr. Oh, he's the best. Do you like Jimmy Carr, Seabass?
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 5: He seems like the kind of.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 9: Guy that you would- I saw him live in Manchester,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 9: England about 15 years ago.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 5: He seems like your kind of comedian. Yeah, no, he's.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 9: Done a ton of stuff in the US, but even
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 9: more stuff. He's on every single UK comedy show. He's
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 9: hosted a thousand things over there.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a comedian. He's always in a suit.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: Very proper gentleman.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 9: Talk to someone about hair plugs, he's your man. He's
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 9: smarter than you.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I love when he's just talking to the
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 6: crowd and the crowd throws something. His crowd work is,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 6: I think, unbeatable.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that was, again, even 15 years ago, that was
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 9: his challenge to the crowd.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: Like, I'll take your heckles now, please. Yeah, he's great.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 5: He takes their texts. Like, he'll put up a big
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 5: screen and show their texts on the screen. Yeah.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 6: So this is Jimmy Carr. I don't know how anybody
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 6: doesn't like Jimmy Carr, but he got a question, of course,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 6: from the crowd about the whole Shane Gillis thing. And
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 6: here's what he said.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: Shane Gillis, if that's what passes this controversy, great. The
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: weird thing about that is I say worse things than
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: that every day. And also, I think intent is much
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: more important than content. Shane is very clearly a lovely man,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: and he's trying to make people laugh. That's a joyful thing.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: Look at the intent, not the content. Don't take it
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: out of context. He's a great f * * *
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: ing guy.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: Great guy, great comic.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: I think, though, the controversy probably means that you won't
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: be able to go to the gym for a while.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's going to be a massive.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 5: Problem for him, lifestyle-wise.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 6: I love that. Dude, Jimmy Carr is so funny. I
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 6: do get mixed up sometimes with Jim Jefferies.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 5: The Australian guy. I do like Jim Jefferies, too.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 9: I was behind Jim Jefferies in line to get Christopher
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 9: Lloyd's autograph. Whoa, lucky.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: He's celebrities. They're just like us.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 6: All right, we're going to take a quick break, and
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 6: then we'll come back, and we've got dad jokes on
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 6: the schedule.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 6: All right, so dad jokes next. If you've got a
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 6: good one for us, give us a call, 877-44-WOODY. That's 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 6: Just dumb, simple, one-liner dad jokes.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 5: That's it. Nothing fancy. The Woody Show. Issue with my
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 5: headphones here.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 17: Hold on.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 9: They're all crooked. How do you bump it?
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 5: Maybe the wire. Yeah, there's a wire that got cut.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: There we go. All right. Who's ready for some dad jokes?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 9: Hell yeah. 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: That's 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 18: All right.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 5: And we'll go right to the phones. And everybody say
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 5: hi to Carlos. Hey, Carlos.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 20: Hey, what's up?
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: What do you show?
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 5: What's up, man? What's your dad joke? Yeah, what do
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 5: you call a hippie's wife? What do you call a
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: hippie wife? What?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 14: A hippie's wife is Mrs.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 21: Hippie.
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 5: It sounds like Mississippi, guys.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 9: It totally does.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 5: All right, Carlos, thanks for the call, Carlos. Appreciate you.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 9: Bye.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 5: Bye-bye.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 7: All right, you're welcome.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 5: Let's go to, let's see here. Roy is up next. Roy,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 5: what's your dad joke?
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 21: Okay, so police are investigating a shooting at a track meet.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 5: They are?
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 21: The guy was shot with a starting gun and beaten
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 21: with a race baton. Police actually believe it's race related.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: Oh! Oh! All right. Track and field, Josie.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 9: Strong, right, Seabass? Guys, you can't put the pun in
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 9: the setup if you're going to use it in a punchline.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 5: Oh, come on.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 9: Hey, Roy.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 5: Roy, thanks for the call, man. Appreciate you.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 18: Bye.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: All right, Seabass, show us how it's done then. All right.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 9: From Truly Tasteless Jokes, great book. How can you tell
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 9: when a Polish woman's not wearing any underwear?
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 6: How can you tell when a Polish woman is not
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 6: wearing any underwear?
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: How?
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 9: By the dandruff on her shoes. Because I guess they're gross.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 9: Not stupid, not gross. What was up with all the
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 9: Polish jokes in the 80s? That was hot.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 5: Those were big. You can tell that?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 6: Dude, my wife is really mad at the fact that
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 6: I have no sense of direction.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: So I packed up my stuff and write.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 9: Speaking of direction, check this out. Why did the ram
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 9: run off the cliff?
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 6: Why did the ram run off the cliff, Menace?
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 9: It didn't see the E turn.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 9: Did I say that right?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: No, the U-turn.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 9: E-W-E.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God. Oh, the E-turn. You just made it
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: way better.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's a menace joke. Not a dad joke. I
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 9: punched it up.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: Sure did. Totally punched it up.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 4: I'm curious what you thought it meant, because I don't
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: know what an E-turn is.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 9: Why'd you pick that joke? Because of the direction.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: What's an E-turn?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 9: An E-turn?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what would an E-turn be? If it was an E-turn.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 9: E-turn would be left.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 5: Why? Where did that turn come from? E-turn.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 10: You haven't heard about E-turn?
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 7: You have?
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 10: You're just not up on it.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 5: It's been a thing, Woody. It's been a thing for
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 5: like a year.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 9: Everybody knows about E-turn, dog.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 14: Come on.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 9: You're sleeping on it.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: I'm sleeping.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 21: How?
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 4: He drank his coffee before it was cool.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 5: Let's say hi to Dan. I don't know how you're
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: going to top that E-turn.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 2: I know, right? Hey, good morning, guys.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 5: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Why did the
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 5: Avon lady walk funny?
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 20: Why?
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: Because her lipstick. All right. Let's say hi to Gil.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 5: What's good, Gil?
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 21: Hey, how's it going?
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 14: Here's a quickie.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 21: My buddy Tony got mad at me and said, stop
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 21: saying my name backwards.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: I looked at him and said, why not? Did you
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: get that one, Menace? Nope. You don't?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 9: No, I didn't get it.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: All right, Guild, let's try it again. One more time.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 5: Go ahead. My buddy Tony got mad at me and said,
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: stop saying my name backwards.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 7: And I looked at him and said, why not?
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 5: Why not? Tony backwards.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 18: Why not?
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, I get it.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 6: All right.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 9: Thanks, man.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: I appreciate you. Thank you for listening. Let's say hi.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 5: Let's say hi to Martha. Hey, Martha. Hey.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 8: Hey.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 5: Dad joke. What do you got?
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 21: Why couldn't the kids get into the pirate movie?
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 6: Why couldn't the kids get into the pirate movie?
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: Why, Martha? Because it was rated R. You used to
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 5: work at a pirate store. Dude, I did.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 10: Shout out to Hidden Blunder.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 5: All right, you want to try another one, Menace?
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, let's try this. Why did the toilet toll cross
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 9: the road?
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 5: Why did the what? Toilet toll? Sorry.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 9: Why did the toilet roll across the road?
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: Why did the toilet.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 9: Wait.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 4: What's a toilet roll?
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 9: A toilet roll.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, wait, why?
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, toilet paper.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 5: You didn't say paper.
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 10: I said, why did the toilet roll across the road?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: Well, you said paper first. Oh, why did the toilet
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: roll across the road? Oh, is that it? So the
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: toilet itself rolled across the road? Or the roll of
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 5: toilet paper? We'll figure it out when we know.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 9: Why.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 10: I'll set it up differently.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: How about this one?
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 10: Why didn't the toilet roll across the road?
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 4: Why didn't the toilet roll across the road?
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 9: We'll do it that way. Because he got stuck in
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 9: the crack.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 6: What website are you getting this from?
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 4: Are these just like off the top?
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 5: Is this another E-turn?
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 9: Here, here, here. Greg, here. I wrote it down for you.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 10: What's it say?
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, are you transcribing? Why didn't the toilet roll across
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 5: the road? Because he got stuck in the crack.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 4: Maybe copy and paste.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 10: It's called the thinker.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 9: Maybe why didn't the toilet paper roll across the road?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 9: Because he got stuck in the crack.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 9: Okay. Well, think about it.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 7: Brian.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 5: Brian. All that delay getting Brian.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 21: So there's a guy, there's a guy with two left
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 21: feet and he walks into his shoe store and he says, Hey,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 21: do you guys sell any flip flips?
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: All right, Mario, you're up next. Dad jokes. What do
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 5: you got for us? Why was Cinderella bad at soccer?
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 5: All right, there he is. There's Mario, everybody.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 8: Hey!
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 5: All right, Mario, one more time. Why was... Cinderella so
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 5: bad at soccer. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Why?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 5: She kept running away from the ball. Okay.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 9: By the way, just to say, why didn't the toilet
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 9: paper cross the road that way?
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 5: Did you find it? Yeah, I found out how it's
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: supposed to be set up. All right, so how's it go?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 9: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 5: Why? Because it was stuck in the crack.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: Oh!
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 9: That way you get rid of roll, you get rid
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 9: of the actual toilet itself.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 5: Interesting.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: Interesting.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 5: I'll consider that. Seabass, what else did you find over there?
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 10: Hey, do you know why Polish women can't use vibrators?
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: Why? They can't?
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 9: No, they chip their teeth.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: I get it. Woody, what's the difference between a tire
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: and 365 used condoms? What's the difference between a tire
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 5: and 365 used condoms? Condoms.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 5: What, Greg? One is a good year and one is
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 5: a great year.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 5: Get that one. All right, Menace. Try it again.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 9: All right. What's brown and sticky? What's brown and sticky?
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: He's going. See, that's the thing. You got to go
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 5: back to the basics. Let's tell us.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 9: A stick.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: Oh!
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 9: A stick.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 21: A stick.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 9: That one's so old that I made a parody of
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 9: that one. What's brown and sticky?
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 17: What?
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 10: My dildo.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 5: I'm kidding.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: Eww.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 4: Hey, what do sprinters eat before they race?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 5: What's that?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 4: Nothing. They fast.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 5: Why are cats bad storytellers? Why? Because they only have
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: one tail.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: Eww.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 5: What comes after 69? What's that? Mouthwash.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 9: I get it.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 5: Sammy.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 5: Oh, boy.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 12: What do you call a person who never farts in public?
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 5: Not Sammy.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 6: What do you call a person who never farts in public?
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 12: A private tutor.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 5: Get it. Oh! All right, menace.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 9: All right. All right. Why should you never date a banker?
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 5: Why?
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 9: I've been told they're too kinky.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 5: What? Why should you never date a baker?
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 6: What's happening today?
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 5: You're usually not this bad.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 9: I have been told they are kinky. Too kinky.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: Show Greg the.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 9: There's probably a word that's messed up here.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 5: Why should you never date a baker?
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 4: A baker, baby?
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 7: A baker.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 9: But kinky doesn't make sense.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 5: I have been... They're too... Oh, my God. I get it.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 5: Why should you never date a baker? I have been
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 5: told they're too needy.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 6: A banker?
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, reading sucks. Oh, dude, reading sucks.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 9: Those are tough words.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got to do an E-turn here. Look up
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 5: an E-turn.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 9: It's a mathematical term about being an exit.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 9: It's high-level thinking, Abel. Virginia.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 5: Virginia, hi. What's your dad joke?
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 7: What do you call a cow with no legs?
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 5: What do you call a cow with no legs?
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 9: Sparky? Ground beef.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Virginia. Let's see how Luis. Luis, you are
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 5: next up. Let's see here. Luis, what's your dad joke?
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 21: What do you call a dwarf cow?
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 5: What do you call a dwarf cow?
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 13: Condensed milk.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 5: How about this? Why should you never date a banker?
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 5: Why should you never date a banker? Why? Because they'll
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: lose interest as soon as they make their withdrawal.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 9: That's a good one.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 7: Menace?
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 5: One more chance at redemption.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 9: I started arguing with my son in the elevator.
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  Speaker 5: You did? Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Turns out I was wrong on all levels.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 9: That's a good one. It would be hilarious if I
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 9: had a song.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 5: There's your dab jokes.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 4: That is too kinky.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 9: Thank you, Menace.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 5: That was amazing. Hey. I really truly enjoyed that. I
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 5: really did. I'm here for you. All right. We're going
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 5: to take a quick break. More Woody Show next.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 9: Hang on. Wake up.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 5: Wake up.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 4: I didn't hear it the first time.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show will be right back.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 5: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, I'm a big sucker for fun facts.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 6: I was like, oh, wow, neat. And we were mentioned
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 6: something about it here recently about like it was it
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 6: was the origin of some popular phrase.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 5: I forget. Probably like which one it was. God bless
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 5: you or something.
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  Speaker 6: No, I think we out here because it was like
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 6: one of those like like flesh out.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 6: Oh, let's break a leg. Oh, break a leg was one.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 6: There was also like the cut to the chase, you know.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 6: So anyway, Sammy found this thing, origin of common phrases.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 6: Everybody loves a good origin story.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 5: I love these.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: So do you guys want to play a game?
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 11: And I can say the phrase and then you guys
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 11: can guess what the origin of it is.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 5: Maybe it came from.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 20: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Now, Seabass, you can't be doing your whole Google thing.
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 5: I would never.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 6: And then pretend to know like, oh, everybody knew that.
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  Speaker 5: It never happens. No.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 12: So the first one, bite the bullet. So did it
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 12: come from.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 5: I think I know this one.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 7: Oh, really?
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so too. I think I might.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 12: Did you guys want to just say it or do
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 12: you want me.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 9: To name things?
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 5: What do you think it is?
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 9: Is it not.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 6: It's from like old timey war where they were doing
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 6: a surgical procedure out in the field. And so like
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 6: there was no like pain medication or whatever. So they
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 6: bite a bullet.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 5: Or a strap. To try to grit through the pain
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 5: of what they were doing.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 6: Were they using hacksaws and stuff to amputate.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 5: Legs and things? Pour alcohol on it.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you are correct.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 10: It was before modern anesthesia.
• 1:35:58
  Speaker 12: They bit down on bullets.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 5: Was that World War XI? Or even before that, like
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 5: Civil War, right?
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 4: I think it was World War L.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 10: I thought it came from people that did magic, you know,
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 10: when they catch a bullet in their mouth.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Penn and Teller.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 5: So that's right?
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 5: You are correct.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 9: Ding.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 12: Okay, the next one. Steal someone's thunder.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, I heard about this one.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 9: Is it from Days of Thunder?
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 4: It's from the thunder noise they would make during a play.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. Before they would applaud, they would make thunder noises. What? Yeah.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 4: Are we on to something here?
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 12: You're close, but you're not there.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 5: How do you make thunder noises?
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 4: With a metal sheet.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 5: Or they would stomp on the floor, I think, right?
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 9: Tell us, Sam.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 11: So, yes, Gina is mostly correct. In the early 1700s,
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 11: there was a playwright, John Dennis. He created a thunder
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 11: effect for his play. And it was with a metal
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 11: sheet device to simulate thunder. And then when his play closed,
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 11: he discovered that the rival theater copied his exact thunder
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 11: machine for production of Macbeth. And that's when he started
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 11: saying they stole my thunder.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 5: So it wasn't the audience.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 4: It was just the actual thunder machine.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 9: Okay. All right.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 12: Peeping Tom.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm guessing it was a guy named Tom. And
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 5: his name was Tom.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: The local perv named Tom.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, the local perv. Some perv in Paris or something?
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 12: I can give you options.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 6: There was a guy, he was looking into someone's farmhouse,
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 6: and then somebody busted him, and it was Tom. Tom
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 6: from in town.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 9: He was checking out chicks' ankles, you know?
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 11: Was it the legend in which a man named Tom
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 11: supposedly peeked at a lady while she was naked riding
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 11: through town?
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 11: Or a royal pigeon named Thomas that spied on the
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 11: king's neighbors for breadcrumbs. Or a medieval king that hired
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 11: a spy named Thomas to watch his royal guests through
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 11: seabird holes in the castle walls.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 5: No, I like the bird one.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 9: I'm going bird.
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 5: I'm going eye holes. the King.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 9: I like B.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 6: Like the way she said it makes it seem like,
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 6: like the one we're supposed to take is the obvious,
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 6: the one with the, uh, the medieval, whatever the guy.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 11: Well, you're all wrong because it was a, it's the
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 11: lady Godiva legend. So she rode her horse through the
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 11: town naked and, because she wanted her husband to lower
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 11: the heavy taxes.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 12: On the townspeople.
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 4: But that's kind of on her.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 20: Well, no.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 11: So he said he would lower the taxes if she
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 11: did that.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 12: So she said okay.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 5: So he's like a cuck?
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 11: All the townspeople were told to stay. inside, close the
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 11: shades and everything like that.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 18: And Tom.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 11: could not resist temptation, and he peaked. So it's sort
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 11: of a legend thing, so I don't know if it
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 11: actually happened or.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 5: Not, but that's what it says. Wait, so it was
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 5: his own wife?
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 4: That's weird.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 12: No, Tom was a townsperson. Who wasn't supposed.
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 4: To look at a naked woman riding through town in
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 4: love life.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 10: I thought it was his wife too, the way that
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 10: she said it.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 12: Oh, sorry.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 5: That's why it's like, oh, he's a cuck? Sorry. You
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 5: know what?
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 6: I'll do it, but you got to ride naked through
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 6: town so everybody else can see you.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 9: That's what I thought.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 5: We could start one. A Sammy story.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 9: One where you get confused because she doesn't tell it properly.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 4: I followed it, Sammy.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 5: Good story. Anyway. Thank you.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 8: Boom.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 5: Fun fact. Origins of common phrases. Give me another one.
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 12: Under the weather.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 4: Oh, Greg, you know this one.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 5: I know this. So sailors in the old timey days,
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 5: when they weren't feeling good, they would go to the
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 5: very bottom of the ship because it had the least
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 5: amount of rocking back and forth motion. So then they say,
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 5: where's Sammy? Oh, she's under the weather, meaning at the
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 5: bottom deck.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 4: You are correct.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 9: That's how I knew that from Greg.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 5: Good job, Greg. Thanks.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 12: All right, the next one. Cutting corners.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 5: Cutting corners.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 9: I mean, isn't that just like cutting across where the
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 9: corner would be?
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it seems like. Instead of going all the way around,
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 5: you just kind of just go directly.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 9: Why are they cutting corners?
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 5: Because you're taking a shortcut.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 10: Is it with bread?
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 4: No, I mean like what's the literal, what were they cutting?
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 12: Here are your options.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 12: Is it either bakers trimmed corners off cakes?
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 11: Dude.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 9: What?
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 11: Is it medieval architects rounded every corner because right angles
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 11: were considered unlucky? Or carriage drivers steered tightly around turns
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 11: to save time?
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 5: Well, that third one's the most obvious one.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 6: I would think that would be the most obvious, yeah,
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 6: because you're cutting the corner to save time.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 5: Like gym class.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 6: Which is what that phrase means. If someone's cutting corners,
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 6: they're either skipping on money, skipping on time.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 4: But they were so dumb and superstitious. It's got to
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 4: be the right angle.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but why did I think about baking? Yeah, that's weird.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 5: Why are you always thinking about baking? I'm going carriage.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 5: Also true. I'm going cake.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 12: It is the carriage.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 12: Tightly around turns sometimes dangerously and it would tip it over.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 5: By the way, Jenny, Sammy. Oh, so not to save time.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 6: It was, that was our number two.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 12: Well, it was. Yeah, it was to go faster and to, yeah.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 4: Cut the corner.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 9: Before they had bank corners like in NASCAR right in this.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 9: Hell yeah, brother.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 5: All right. We have time for one more. Give me
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 5: one more. The origin of this common phrase.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 12: Let's do bite off more than you can chew.
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 9: Isn't that obvious?
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: All right. What does it, who does it come from?
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Somebody who choked?
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 12: Okay, so here are your options.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 11: From chewing tobacco and taking a piece so large that
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 11: it causes a person to get sick. From a medieval
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 11: pie-eating champion who tried to swallow an entire wedding cake.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 11: To impress the bride's family. Or a royal chef who
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 11: challenged guests to eat a whole roast boar without putting
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 11: down their fork.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 9: Hell yeah.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 4: I mean, that tobacco one's pretty interesting.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 9: I like the pie-eating podcast.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 13: Yeah, because they call it chew.
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 4: I'll go with that one. Me and Jeff will go
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 4: with that one.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 5: I think the Hark who goes there medieval stuff is fitting. B. Yeah, bye.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 5: I'll say tobacco.
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 8: Bye.
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 12: Tobacco is the answer.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 5: So good at this. God, it's so validating. All right. Well, cool.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 9: I love those.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 5: I like stuff like that. That's cool. I don't know
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 5: what you do with it. Nothing. Tell it at a
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 5: dinner party.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: At Jeopardy. Do you let the cat out of the bag?
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 4: I thought it was because they go to the market
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 4: and think they were buying a pig, but it was
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 4: really a cheap cat.
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 9: And they wouldn't know until they got it home.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 12: Right, yeah, exactly. And if you let the cat out
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 12: of the bag, then they knew.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 4: That the secret was out.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 12: That it was not a pig.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 4: I love that stupid stuff.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 18: The Woody Show.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 5: After Hours voicemails.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 20: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 5: That's 877-44-WOODY. This guy called in with a high thought.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 7: Okay, so I'm watching TV and these commercials for the
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 7: animal shelter keeps coming on. And the lady says that
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 7: these dogs, these animals, don't even know when their next
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 7: meal is going to be.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 21: Like, of course they don't know when they're... How are they.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 7: Going to tell you?
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 10: God, bitch, they don't talk.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 7: But I just thought that was funny, and I.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 9: Thought I should share that.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 13: Love that.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you. Bye.
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  Speaker 9: Bye.
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 5: Not wrong.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 9: Of course they don't know.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 4: They never know.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 15: Those commercials will guilt you into a donation quicker than
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 15: anything else in my book, man.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 5: Those SPCA ones.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 4: Whenever I see that, I'm like, couldn't the cameraman put
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 4: down the camera and give it some food?
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 5: Let's see. After hours, voicemail 87744.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 6: Woody, this one apparently involves a fun accent.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 18: Hey, guys. Just calling in to correct the oh-so-smart sea bass.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 18: Catching up on the podcast. You guys, the DUIQ about
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 18: proof and alcohol percentages. Anyway, old sea bass says with
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 18: ever-clear grain alcohol that it can't.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 5: Be more than.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 18: Whatever the hell it was, 190 proof because anything more
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 18: will evaporate.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 5: Well, that is true.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 18: It will evaporate, but not instantly. Just like gasoline, you've
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 18: got to leave it in the sun. The correct answer is,
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 18: and I'm not 100% sure, it's either like 71% or 77%
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 18: alcohol is the highest percent you can produce with natural distillation.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 18: To get anything higher than that, you have to do
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 18: it through chemicals and scientifically sea bass, not just some
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 18: old hillbilly with a pot still.
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 5: So anyway, she said the correct sea bass. He didn't.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 5: He's a jackass. No, he didn't. Suck it.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 6: You know, it sounds like this guy has made some
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 6: moonshine in his time.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 4: He knows what he's talking about.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 5: And what part of Pittsburgh are you from, sir?
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 6: I can hear that Yinzer accent from anywhere.
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 9: I love it.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 9: I just looked it up, and I didn't beforehand. The
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 9: maximum proof for commercially viable bottled drinking spirits is 192 proof, 96% alcohol.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 5: Thank you. What about that?
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 6: What is he saying? Without using any kind of chemical?
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 4: Eventually.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 9: Well, yeah, you have to use a distillation column, which,
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 9: by the way, I know that because I did one
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 9: of my goddamn senior theses, bitch.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 5: So I'm not wrong. You just misheard. Done.
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 9: Speak on it.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 15: He was loose on his facts anyways.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 9: 71, 77.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 5: Uncap any alcohol. In the 70s. It'll eventually evaporate. I
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 5: get it.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 9: I'm exactly right. Stay on business, Evath.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 5: After hours voicemail. You want to stick with drunks?
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 8: Sure.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 5: We get a lot of drunks that call in. 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 14: I got so drunk one time that I thought I
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 14: was in the same track neighborhood that looked like the
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 14: same track neighborhood of my friend's house and I just
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 14: walked into somebody's house. A completely different family. I threw
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 14: my bag onto the couch and sat down while they
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 14: were having dinner on their couch and was like, wow,
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 14: you guys really have changed the place. And the husband
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 14: and the son got up and escorted me onto the porch.
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 14: And I sat there until the cops came in. They
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 14: realized it was just a mistake and they.
• 1:45:52
  Speaker 9: Let me go home. Oh, that's sweet.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 7: Okay, I love you.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 6: Bye.
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 5: Bye. That's cute.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 9: Now, according to Woody Justice, she should have been shot
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 9: on sight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: That's the cattle doctrine, right?
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, I don't know who you are.
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  Speaker 2: You're my husband.
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  Speaker 5: I want you to get inside. Yeah, and you play
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  Speaker 5: with fire. You know what I mean? You're taking that risk.
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  Speaker 7: One more.
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  Speaker 5: Here's another drunk person.
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  Speaker 3: 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 5: You guys are great. I love you guys 110%.
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  Speaker 9: No. And everything.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, that's it?
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, sweet. I love you. And everything what? Yeah. And everything.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it leaves us wanting more. Yeah. Call back, man.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 5: That's a nice one. It's like, I'm like that. Remember
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  Speaker 5: the other drunk guy that called in? He's like.
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  Speaker 21: Yeah, I'm drunk.
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  Speaker 7: I don't give a shit.
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  Speaker 14: Hey, Woody, you stuck.
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  Speaker 7: Care if you guys are recording.
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  Speaker 16: Me I'll take the drunk I love you guy better
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  Speaker 16: than that one anyway anytime you want to leave us
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 16: whatever it is that you've got you can leave it
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 16: on the after hours voicemail 877-44-WOODY that's 877-44-WOODY quick break
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 16: more Woody shows next hang.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 6: On insensitivity training for a politically correct world the Woody show.
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  Speaker 5: Alright thank you very much Greg Gorey and that's going
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  Speaker 5: to do it for this hour That's going to do
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 5: it for today's show. That's it for the week, everybody.
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  Speaker 5: The weekend.
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  Speaker 20: Let's go.
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  Speaker 5: It's upon us. All right. Full show podcast.
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  Speaker 6: Anything you missed from either this morning or anything from
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 6: this week, you can get caught up. Just go to
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 6: TheWoodyShow.com or find it wherever you get your favorite podcast.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 6: Congratulations to all of our winners this week for Gas
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 6: for a Year.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 5: What a week.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 6: All the big winners winning Gas for a Year from
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show. Hey, more of where that came from.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 6: We have other things that we're going to be doing
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 6: between now and the end of the year that are
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 6: just as big and fun. Bigger when it comes to prizing.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 6: So keep listening. We got you covered. If you're looking
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 6: to travel, we got a couple of different trips up
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  Speaker 6: for grabs next week. One is another cabin on the
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 6: Burt Kreischer cruise, the fully loaded cruise.
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 5: That's going out of Miami.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 6: So just like we did a week prior, another chance
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 6: to get on the standby boarding list and win that cruise.
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 5: Awesome. Also next week.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 6: Your chance each morning to get qualified for the extreme
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 6: weekend trip to London with Menace. Nice.
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  Speaker 5: For the new Raising Canes. Let's go.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 6: So like leaving L.A. like on a Friday and then
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 6: getting back on Sunday. But in the meantime, you have
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 6: gone to London and back for Raising Canes.
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 6: So the winning starts Monday here on The Woody Show.
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 6: Anything you got for us between now and Monday, you
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 6: can leave it on the After Hours voicemail.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 5: That number is 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 6: You can also find us, follow us on social media.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 6: Look for us there at The Woody Show.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 5: All right, Greg Gorey, parting words of wisdom, please. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: remember that if you're not happy single, you won't be
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 5: happy taken because happiness comes from drinking, not relationships. There's
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 5: something good to keep in mind during the weekend. Exactly.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 6: See, most people save their drinking for the weekends, whereas
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 6: Greg does it every day.
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 5: Why do you want to delay gratification?
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 9: Can't stop, won't stop.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, why save pleasure just for the weekend? Exactly. YOLO.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 4: Every day.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 5: All right, thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 9: Cheers, Woody.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 6: Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 6: of your valuable time this week. You know we love
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 6: and appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 6: can suck it. Catch you back here on Monday. Have
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 6: yourself a great weekend. SMD double M.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 5: Bye. Have a great Friday, you motherfuckers.