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Monster Truck Drivers · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 1: This week on the show, we're bringing you to a
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  Speaker 1: monster Truck rally.
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  Speaker 2: Monster trucks are the coolest things that children have ever seen,
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  Speaker 2: and we talk to these adults who drive around to
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  Speaker 2: them do crazy stunts and show us what those.
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  Speaker 3: Trucks can do.
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  Speaker 4: A monster truck isn't just a car, it's also a show.
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  Speaker 4: So let's listen.
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  Speaker 5: So so let's listen in.
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  Speaker 2: I would just like to say I'm excited to see
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  Speaker 2: you guys today and having a blast here. I cannot
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  Speaker 2: wait to get into talking about monster trucks with my buddies.
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  Speaker 3: Number one, number one all time.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, I was just yawning.
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  Speaker 4: That kind of sounding like some musical theater. Where have
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  Speaker 4: I heard that song before? Dud dude right?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Is that phantom?
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  Speaker 5: Phantom?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: This is so good with oh my guys and girls.
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  Speaker 5: You know you can't have you no blast? Oh yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Did anyone want to hit my DC? I would know DC,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm all good on DC unsponsored.
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  Speaker 4: Hey I hit that DC brother hit.
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  Speaker 5: You guys, Oh my god, don't worry. We're vaccinated. It's
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  Speaker 5: crazy on being and sitting in chairs and not trucks.
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  Speaker 3: I know trucks have chairs, but this is a different situation.
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  Speaker 5: It's insane. It's like, I don't know if I talk much,
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  Speaker 5: so this is gonna be fun. I've never heard of
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  Speaker 5: you all, Mac.
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  Speaker 2: You might not have seen our full bodies. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: it's great to see you guys in scraps of b seen.
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  Speaker 2: We're always behind those big as trucks. You might know
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  Speaker 2: us from uh Monster Road, which is the big old
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  Speaker 2: monster Rally, the monster truck probably that we toured the country.
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  Speaker 1: Technically Monster Road a big old monster truck rally.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we call ourselves, exactly exactly, and it's so fun.
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  Speaker 2: We all drive different cars, we're part of different team,
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  Speaker 2: so maybe we should just go around.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, it's so exciting, you know, we all have and
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  Speaker 4: we got into this in different ways, but we all
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  Speaker 4: are united by one thing, which is we love reving
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  Speaker 4: up that gasoline and hitting it and drive.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There's something very different about Monster Truck Driver than any
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  Speaker 1: kind of carsmen. Right, we got we got cars. Carsmen
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  Speaker 1: do so many different things.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 6: We got people who drive for speed, drive for sport people.
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  Speaker 4: There's a carsman for NASCAR.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, and that's different. We're we're not We're not racing.
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  Speaker 6: We're dancing.
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  Speaker 3: We're dancing with cars. It's actually beautiful. We are the
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  Speaker 3: liberal arts of cars.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, exactly, exactly. We're dancing and we're singing, and we're
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  Speaker 5: doing a whole bunch of trinks with cars.
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  Speaker 4: I hate.
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  Speaker 6: I hate that you got hit in the head with
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  Speaker 6: a tire and that you're that your lips are so
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  Speaker 6: stuck to your nose.
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  Speaker 1: I hate this is a normal way to talk. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying you talk weird. I'm just saying I
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  Speaker 1: hate that your lip is now.
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  Speaker 5: You hate that. I'm just figured. I don't hate you.
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  Speaker 6: I hate that it happened because the tire was thrown
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  Speaker 6: at your face.
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  Speaker 4: I hate it. Hate My brother's in EmPATH.
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  Speaker 5: See he gives you got multiple brothers.
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  Speaker 4: I have so many brothers.
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  Speaker 5: You said my brother is a das guard, But now
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  Speaker 5: it's that this is your what he knows both of
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  Speaker 5: your brother is adask guart everything.
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  Speaker 4: You know how some people are girl dad's. I'm kind
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  Speaker 4: of a brother's guy. Everybody who's a brother I got
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  Speaker 4: so many brothers to me, but my brother cares my
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  Speaker 4: brother when I got a paper cut the other day.
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  Speaker 4: My brother started crying.
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  Speaker 6: I said, who do I fucking shoot?
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  Speaker 4: He cares, he cares, and we care about you, man,
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  Speaker 4: so exactly, you gotta dodge those tires when we yelled dodge,
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  Speaker 4: and fucking tire hit you so fucking fast.
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  Speaker 6: I'm so fucking pissed.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks man, thank you exactly, Thank god. We got to
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  Speaker 5: the mo that Hey, guys, what's up by Melvin? And
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  Speaker 5: I drive the moss?
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  Speaker 6: Your name, Tell your name before you got hit in
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  Speaker 6: the face.
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  Speaker 5: My name before I got hit in the face was Melvin.
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  Speaker 2: He's really that guy is over there is really pointing
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  Speaker 2: out your difference.
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  Speaker 4: He's so different. I don't call it out.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know how to think. I'll be honest. I
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  Speaker 5: got kind of hitting the head by a tire and
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  Speaker 5: I still.
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  Speaker 4: Know who the.
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  Speaker 5: Brother on leave you alone. So I drove the moss exactly.
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  Speaker 5: The moss the moss is is a monster truck car
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  Speaker 5: that comes out of the moss because it gets covered
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  Speaker 5: in moss, because moss sometimes feels weird, and that's pretty scary.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, your entire theme is moss, not even swamp, not
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  Speaker 2: even forest.
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  Speaker 5: It's well, your daddy drove swamp. My daddy drove swamp,
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  Speaker 5: My mommy drove up wet.
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  Speaker 4: And your sister was bob.
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  Speaker 6: That was fucked up. That was pre me too.
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  Speaker 3: Your mommy drove swamp, your daddy drove wet.
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  Speaker 5: My daddy drove swamp, My mommy drove wet, my sister
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  Speaker 5: drove bok, And I'm moss. It's a big grain monster truck.
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  Speaker 5: It's covered in moss. It's really scary, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: It freaks me out, dude, because is supposed to be
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  Speaker 3: that fast.
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  Speaker 4: Ohs is sort of like a slow developing organism that
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  Speaker 4: attaches itself to whatever is best for photos. This is
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  Speaker 4: and so you see it kind of like running at
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  Speaker 4: that stuff.
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  Speaker 5: That's what my intro is. It goes. You thought moss
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  Speaker 5: was slow, You thought wrong, PHOENI.
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  Speaker 4: Back and back, I hit the sack.
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  Speaker 6: I love your promo video like that. That's so good and.
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  Speaker 2: That plays upon those big arenas. It's awesome to see.
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  Speaker 5: How'd you get Carrie Underwood to sing that song?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 5: I know her from this thing called Facebook.
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  Speaker 6: Sick Sick.
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  Speaker 4: Facebook, Melvin. That's off.
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  Speaker 5: She was down, Yeah, she's great.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I ain't you what's off?
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  Speaker 4: You guys? You know who I am.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Harry Hart, and I drive shopping spree.
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  Speaker 3: She's the number one. My wheels are like cookies, My
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  Speaker 3: hood looks like bread.
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  Speaker 1: And your balls are presented by Aldi.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely, dude, my balls are presented by Ali.
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  Speaker 2: I drive like I'm a freaking grocery shore going on business.
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  Speaker 2: I'm driving like I'm selling those cookies in the back
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  Speaker 2: for seventy five percent off because they're about to expire.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: I love when you do free sample and you run
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  Speaker 4: around and give everybody free sample of the dirt by
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  Speaker 4: by spinning your wheels so fast that they have to
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  Speaker 4: eat some dirt.
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  Speaker 5: John, he's a free sample.
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  Speaker 1: It's so fucking said. That kid got fucking hit with
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  Speaker 1: fucking pudding and he fell and.
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  Speaker 5: I love it. It's sad or bad, but you keep
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  Speaker 5: up breathing.
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  Speaker 2: And there's.
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  Speaker 4: This guy loves America's funniest tone videos. He's sitting in
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  Speaker 4: the trailer pitch of that ship before we go on.
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  Speaker 1: It's like your sample thing was crazy because its fucking
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  Speaker 1: that fucking pudding.
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  Speaker 6: Can it's that kid that.
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  Speaker 5: He's talking about.
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  Speaker 3: I tell them to close their mouth. I wasn't happy
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  Speaker 3: about how it happened.
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  Speaker 6: To him, he fell down.
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  Speaker 4: A holy ship. Dude, you're broken. You okay, clean up
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  Speaker 4: on all five.
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  Speaker 5: Bitch, make me laugh.
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  Speaker 4: Bitch. Wait, dude, I hear, I hear. You're working on
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  Speaker 4: a shopping cart truck. A truck made a shopping car.
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  Speaker 2: So something that I hadn't told you guys that actually
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  Speaker 2: does happen in monster trucks is that there is a
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  Speaker 2: dirt bike component to what you remanded to.
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  Speaker 3: Tell us about.
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  Speaker 4: You need to tell us we're living.
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  Speaker 2: So of course there's the monster truck, and then there's
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  Speaker 2: the adjacent uh BMX kind of motorcycle on trucks, and
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  Speaker 2: we don't we don't consent to share in a green
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  Speaker 2: room with don't. Oh mine's mine's called the shopping carts.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and I'm trying to nail a metal shopping car
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  Speaker 2: onto that motorcycle, but it has to fit the theme.
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  Speaker 5: You dump it jumping all of those uh bags of
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  Speaker 5: groceries and missing all of them. I think that's one
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  Speaker 5: of my.
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  Speaker 3: Favorite that's really fun, dude.
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  Speaker 2: I also want to shout out the shopping cart. We're
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  Speaker 2: having some trouble turning the motorcycle into a shopping car
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  Speaker 2: without making it.
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  Speaker 3: Look like et because ET's got that damn basket.
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  Speaker 6: That ship's running out there.
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  Speaker 1: There's always so many generations left that I'm trying removed.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get it done.
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  Speaker 6: Actually crazy, they haven't done a reboot.
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  Speaker 3: I actually think I'm and I'm pushing this.
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  Speaker 2: ET is problematic and is an adult alien who is
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  Speaker 2: naked around children.
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  Speaker 3: We need to cancel ET.
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  Speaker 4: More like provert t she said, ET pervert.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, more like.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah exactly. Yeah, we forgot your little your little stint.
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  Speaker 6: As an actor, what'd you do an episode of what
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  Speaker 6: is it? Two and a half Man?
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  Speaker 2: I did an episode of two and a half Man?
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  Speaker 2: I was Yeah, it was really fun. I was the
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  Speaker 2: man that tried to uh sell a knife to Kevin
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  Speaker 2: Heffernan at the State Fair.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was awesome.
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  Speaker 2: It gave me the bug, and the bug translated into
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  Speaker 2: a monster truck.
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  Speaker 5: Well, this is all about a performance, and we are
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  Speaker 5: one of the best out there in terms of performing.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks my man. I mean I got plenty of fun lines.
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  Speaker 5: You know, Showman, we always say welcome to the showroom room, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, That's what we say to each other before we
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  Speaker 2: start the Show's heads into the show.
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  Speaker 1: That's so funny because we pray exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome to the showy man.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, that's fine. Okay, what about you guys, you want
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  Speaker 5: to introduce yourselves exactly?
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  Speaker 4: You get.
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  Speaker 6: My brother.
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  Speaker 4: Here's the thing. We are two brothers, but not that,
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  Speaker 4: not like any other things.
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  Speaker 5: Have been established. You guys are brothers, and you get
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  Speaker 5: like people getting hit in the face. That's so fucking funny.
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  Speaker 4: Not like any other brothers, because we are the haunted brothers.
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  Speaker 6: Put your three D glasses on at home. That scare
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  Speaker 6: Say what car you drive?
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  Speaker 4: Brother? Come on, I drive the sider Mo truck out
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  Speaker 4: the Spider truck, and I drive a shadow.
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  Speaker 5: The show shadow shadow shadow.
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  Speaker 4: Sort of that my brother's truck is very existential fear.
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  Speaker 4: It's sort of like the fear of one's own self
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  Speaker 4: is actually the scariest.
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  Speaker 1: And it's because I fucking struggle with sadness from time
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  Speaker 1: to time.
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  Speaker 3: Exact.
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  Speaker 4: That's so brave, brother. That is so brave, and was.
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  Speaker 3: Called Spider Mom.
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  Speaker 6: It's named after our dear mother. Makes you rest in.
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  Speaker 4: Damn mother, may she rest in God.
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  Speaker 1: Damn You gotta hit so fucking hard with a pumpkin
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  Speaker 1: POSTU went flying in.
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  Speaker 4: So her name was ethel spider not Mo Mo.
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  Speaker 6: She added, I'm asking about the Mo though he.
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  Speaker 4: Had a truck driver. I added the MO.
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  Speaker 5: Why, yeah, truck, there's a mobile.
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  Speaker 6: People didn't know what's the car?
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  Speaker 5: Drop it?
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  Speaker 4: Did I stutter? What did I say before?
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  Speaker 3: Spider Mo truck?
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  Speaker 4: Truck? So I didn't stutter spider Mo truck exactly. My
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  Speaker 4: mother taught me how to drive a spider Mo truck
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  Speaker 4: and she was such an angel.
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  Speaker 5: Can I ask you guys a question after your mother
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  Speaker 5: passed away? Well, you raised in different places because you
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  Speaker 5: have completely different dances.
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  Speaker 4: We have different We have very very different.
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  Speaker 6: Dad fucking problem with half brothers.
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  Speaker 4: My dad is very neat and organized and her dad
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  Speaker 4: is very messy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, and that comes out genetically in the wash in
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  Speaker 1: the accidents.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, why didn't you guys talk about some of
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  Speaker 5: the tricks that you guys are doing.
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  Speaker 2: Let's all talk about tricks, and what would be fun
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  Speaker 2: is if we described our favorite trick we do.
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  Speaker 3: I don't love to hear what y'all.
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  Speaker 1: This is really quickly, though, I am curious. Is this
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  Speaker 1: everyone's first car they've been driving? I just started driving
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  Speaker 1: a Shadow? What have you all been driving? Different?
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  Speaker 6: Ones in the past.
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  Speaker 5: Before I drove a different one. I drove Drift one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that was crazy.
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  Speaker 6: You bore the tires in the okay, you know to
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  Speaker 6: keep on bringing it up.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I drove Drift one. It was like, oh, what's
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  Speaker 5: that on the beach? Drift one? Oh what's that in
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  Speaker 5: the lake?
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  Speaker 4: I did like how you would lie and wait as
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  Speaker 4: drift wad for the whole show, and then all of
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  Speaker 4: a sudden, the final actor would suddenly just move up like.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I was a car the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: The whole time I did drive, I was on Kim
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  Speaker 2: Katroll for a little bit, kimtro.
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  Speaker 3: Kim Cartroll, Kim Car. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We had a signature scatting move which the car would
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  Speaker 2: scat and stand on its feet. It was awesome and
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  Speaker 2: it was just so cool to see a car that
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  Speaker 2: literally looked like a big car version of Kim Control
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  Speaker 2: Big with hair blown in the wind.
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  Speaker 5: The kids didn't like it crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Some of the kids didn't like it because she was
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  Speaker 2: so sexual, and it's hard to make a car sexual,
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  Speaker 2: and there's a.
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  Speaker 3: Lot of kids in it.
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  Speaker 2: It's a family show after all. At the end of
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  Speaker 2: the day, we're bringing these kids to smell that exhaust.
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  Speaker 2: So it's important to keep them safe, important to keep
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  Speaker 2: their brain safe.
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  Speaker 6: I used to drive the Lufah and I'll miss her
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  Speaker 6: every day.
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  Speaker 5: So you to Haunted Brothers. You drove the Loofah.
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  Speaker 1: It was just like my like training, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: we know, train in a car and you break it car.
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  Speaker 3: Did you guys do farm leagues?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah, And it was like it was like what
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  Speaker 7: was it? It was like our sicke cousin twice removed. His
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  Speaker 7: name is Greg Soup. Okay, Greg is fucking suit.
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  Speaker 4: Greg fucking Soup every day resting prese Greg fucking Soup.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, Greg, he it was like ten years older
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  Speaker 6: than us.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean you don't even need to say his name.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking Soup is a legend in the industry.
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  Speaker 4: And he drove.
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  Speaker 1: He drove a Loofah, and I remember it was the
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  Speaker 1: first time that I was like, uh, fucking Soup, please let.
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  Speaker 4: Me drive that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta break a truck in you need a mentor, right,
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  Speaker 1: you just don't get behind a new car.
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  Speaker 2: I mean you people thought Lufa was was silly, but
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  Speaker 2: actually when you started watching it, it was one of
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  Speaker 2: the scariest, hardest cars, especially if your theme was dirty.
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  Speaker 2: He could clean you up. So that's what was dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: It's that if you got too close to Lufah, you'd
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  Speaker 2: end up being clean and it would not look good
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  Speaker 2: because we're supposed to be grimy, dirty, grungey guys. And
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  Speaker 2: then you clean the floor, you like made the stage.
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  Speaker 3: You cleaned the.
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  Speaker 5: Dirt up, like the dirt when when when Lufah cleaned
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  Speaker 5: the whole stadium? No spot.
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  Speaker 1: One of my favorite home videos is the video of
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  Speaker 1: Greg Bucking Soup driving Loofah and and running over snail
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  Speaker 1: that that car was.
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  Speaker 2: You could forget the time. Then Greg fucking drove Loofah
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  Speaker 2: and drove over.
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  Speaker 6: Favorite car videos you used to used to watch.
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  Speaker 3: We're just talking about videos like car videos.
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  Speaker 1: Like that video a fucking Soup riding Lufah. Yeah, make
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  Speaker 1: me go, let me get behind Loofah.
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  Speaker 4: For me, it was when Greg Schittberger attempted the triple
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  Speaker 4: axle into a big dirt and he did this. If
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  Speaker 4: you never seen a triple into a big dirt, a
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  Speaker 4: big dirt in such a way, and you know that, well,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if you guys know the backstory behind
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  Speaker 4: that video. His he just found out that his dad
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  Speaker 4: wasn't his dad, and he you know, the owners of
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  Speaker 4: the of the Monster Truck Rally were like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: you don't have to go on stage, man, you know
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  Speaker 4: this is like a big day. You can actually take
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  Speaker 4: some time. And he said, no, I have an honor
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  Speaker 4: and a duty to do this and to go through
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  Speaker 4: with this show. And so he did the triple axle,
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  Speaker 4: unrehearsed completely.
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  Speaker 5: And it's a crazy because that's ice skating move that
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  Speaker 5: he landed.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's so cool. That's what's so cool is
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  Speaker 4: that monster trucks Like draw upon all these.
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  Speaker 2: Different video I always love to see, is uh uh
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Stacey shit in hand?
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  Speaker 3: She drove for Angel Baby, And remember when she.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Got that car to stand up and the wheels to
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: turn in and pray standing on that hill.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: I never seen I had.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Never seen wheels wheels pray the way you car.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: They ain't supposed to do that.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, especially when the steering wheels under a skirt.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how she's supposed to know what's up and down.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: I'm a little chair up and that halo didn't even move.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: It was amazing, dude.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: It was awesome that the car looked so bashful, when
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: that happened to.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Make your car look bashful, well brand, I mean, that's
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: what people don't know. Like, the biggest thing about monster
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: trucks is we have to imbue our cars with feeling
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: and you have to be able to read it on
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: their face.
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: I liked when Great. My favorite video is when Grave
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Digger married that lesbian couple.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: That was amazing, a nothing like a monster truck rally wedding.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: To see a tear shed from Grave Digger's eye, like
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: you can crazy. I think it's wipe a fluid, But
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: the way that they made.
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: It really real.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: We've been in cars before there was ever fucking lightning,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: fucking the queen or whatever the fuck, and we don't
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: use the fucking eyes.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: No, I don't like picture. I'm trying to get it removed.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: You're trying to get removed.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Trying to get removed. I think it's not removed from
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: just gone.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to get everything that's picture it shut down,
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: trying to get it shut down. I think it's inappropriate.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I think everything Pixar does is inappropriate. I think it's
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: time we take it down and we just take care
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: I thought that old man and up had an ulterior motive.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Speak on that. I don't know. You brother has a
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: theory on this that will knock your socks on.
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: He was working for the fucking government.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, some old man all of a sudden needs
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: to go to South America for what?
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: And why is he playing with a fucking balloon that's
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: for kids?
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: And did she actually die of natural causes?
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Show me the death certification, show the montage exactly exactly.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: And we're not talking about this enough. We're not talking
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: about a question for you guys, and it's you know,
• 19:42
  Speaker 4: what was the thing that made you want to be
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: a monster truck driver? Like? Was there like a speak
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: what exactly exactly? I'm listening you talking about me?
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: No, no, man, we said exactly exactly.
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: Okay, you fucking talking fucking ship because I had.
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: To leave my last thing because someone was talking about me.
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: What was your last thing?
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: Appears he didn't leave his last thing. You had to
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: leave your thing.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: I was at I was opening. I was cutting the
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: red tape on a on a on a grand super cutting.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: You were figuring out some business.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: No, No, it was no, it was one of those
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: grand openings. I had a big scissors and then some
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: guy whispered to someone else. Man, he's really making a
• 20:35
  Speaker 4: meal and those scissors. I had to leave because I don't.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: I won't. But there's one thing about me. I will
• 20:42
  Speaker 4: not be disrespected at a press juggle.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Literally guarantee. I promised. Crushed my heart multiple times in
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: different locations. We were not talking ship. We were taking
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: about me. Exactly what's your question? Bro?
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: So my my fucking question was what was that, like
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: little spark that made you go? You know, I don't
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: want a nine to five. I want to be a
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: monster truck driver? Like what inspired you? You're talking about me?
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: This is such a good question.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: You want the question.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: Don't make him leave this thing you like? Just so
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: you know, sometimes I look at him.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: A lot of times when people look at each other
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: they're talking shit about me.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: No, man, I can't even focus when you're looking at
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: him because you look so fucking different.
• 21:24
  Speaker 5: Saying that you just keep a coming at me for Like.
• 21:27
  Speaker 6: What's that sure you were fucking Bob.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: Didn't get hard. I hit the face.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: Sometimes tires can hit you in the face and hit
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: your shoe.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, well, so why did you get into this? That's
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: the question, yea, what brought you into monster trucks as.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: Just that much from me? For my family was willing
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: into monster trucks, do hold drive, and so I just
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: following the family business. I actually didn't want to go
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: into this. I wanted to be a musician, but you
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: gotta follow that family.
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: Some names in the face, it's a call from God
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: to get behind the wheel.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: I always hit way after I got talking about I
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: think somehow I have a target on my back, but
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: I think it's actually the way my face looks in
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: doing for you.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Well, man, you know, I just have always been a fan.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: You know. When I was a kid, I used to
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: do a lot of go karting and they actually had
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: to stop me because I kept wrecking other people's cards.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: What was that guy at the Putt putt?
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: That was not a lot on the carts anymore because
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: I realized it's actually more fun to break than it
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: is to win.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: I have that feeling with bumper boats.
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah. I used to do those post all the.
• 22:41
  Speaker 6: Time, bumper boats, and you could squirt the water.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: Sometimes people would be like, oh, don't escort me in
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: the face.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: I say, yeah, I'll do you one better, and I
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: squirted them in the engine, they'd blow up.
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: Well you're riding bumper boats with engines.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we did high quality. I'm I'm broken by
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Oklahoma from broken boat. Yeah, that's what we used to
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: do on the lake over there.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: We were in fucking I don't know Bakersfield growing up,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: and we were.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: In Bakersfield, but different dads heads to the accents.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: You know what's crazy.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: If any place would create two different just like this,
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: it would be breakers Field.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: You can't actually sound these are both valid and forms
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: of Bakersfield accents legally, you know, get into this because
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: as my brother knows this, I used to be a
• 23:26
  Speaker 4: d m V driving test instructor. I used to give
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: sixteen year olds their licenses or older people as well.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: And you know, I started to realize one day, I
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: really like the tests where people are failing. I really
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: like the test where people.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: Are going on your cars. I remember you said drive
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: up that, drive up that ramp, that truck that looks
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: like a ramp. Yeah, say that stuff.
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: On your tests, And I remember every fucking if.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: You remember, I remember that, You remember that, you remember that?
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, this grace got hit so already remember saying there.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: Injured.
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: What did they do to you?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Remember though, my brother every time he'd always be like,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I love this monster truck stuff you're doing.
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: And I'd be like, come on in.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: Because he was a star, and I was like, I'm
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: not gonna. I'm not gonna intrude on your thing, you know,
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: I don't want to intrude on your thing.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: But like every time I find out he's taking he's
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: taking driving test kids for lack, they're they're doing what
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: is it called, they're spinning out.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: They were doing full loop de loop donuts and stuff.
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: And then we pull into the Glendale d m B.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: These kids would be scared, shipless, pissed themselves, you know,
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: shaken at the end of it, like we're so scared white,
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: you know What's what?
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: They were so scared.
• 24:44
  Speaker 5: They were white like ghosts like ghosts.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: Were They were scared sheet white is what I meant.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: And they and I would pass him.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: How did you guys become the hunted brothers?
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: We'll get to that.
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: Well, should we tell him about this scary movie we saw?
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: So you know they have TVs at the Jiffy Loop Ruh?
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: They have TV?
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, they have TV.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: Guys know this TV at the Chipy Loop.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: And change they got ship they're playing on TV.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: You know what we saw. The movie we saw was Rosemary's.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: Baby and we went holy that.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to get scared today, so please don't elaborate.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: You've already scared him when you've already scared me, and
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I don't want you don't. Yeah, baby, was you're about
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: to rip my ass out?
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: No, that's just the Hunted Brothers wheel chair will chick.
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: So his favorite trick to do you think? Oh?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: I'd love to talk about tricks real quick before we
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: do that. Can I have you say a phrase?
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Exactly?
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Can you say and enemy is by.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: Enemy and his enemy is my enemy?
• 26:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like starfarcks. Due, you sound like star Farcks.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: That's doing star fuckers in my voice, you're insane. You
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: don't want to tell you you're insane.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I want you're insie.
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: So I just talking is all. It's like, it's like
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: four different in my back.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Why, hey, listen, you sound like a best Field original.
• 26:41
  Speaker 5: Okay, sound interesting?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Well, there's so there's several rounds too, right. We do
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: air tricks, we do ground tricks, we do flip tricks.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: We don't forget the newest part word play.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: We are having a play.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: So if you're aware of the New York Times games
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: the connection or we are doing a Monster Truck connections grid.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: So we get all the cars out, it's a whole
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: ensemble cast and a word written on the top of
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: their car, and then you and the audience have to
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: chant to rearrange them.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Yes, and then and then people come out and they
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: put like a yellow over one of the cars or
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: a green over one of the cars.
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: Is like word all it was there, like I don't
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: remember it, Like how do you combine connections in wordos?
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: We figured it out truly because our CEO of our
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: our show, Mustard Head, he he of course.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Mustardhead was like, we need to pull in some of
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: more of the academia or whatever the buck you said.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, So Inasterhead is all about, you know, uh, elevating
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: the Intelligentzia crowd because you know, you get the rabble
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: rousing crowd, you get the car folks, you get the
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: motor heads. You know, you get the people who really
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: love and respect monster trucks is and art. But he's like,
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: how do we cater to this sort of McSweeney's audience,
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: the bourgeoisie, the uh we want to do.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: College tours too.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're trying to like, Yeah, we've been doing the
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: bigger rate arenas. We did Pomona, We've done Indiana, We've
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: done Oklahoma, we've done Wisconsin, We've done all these places
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: where people like monster trucks. But we know you freaking
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Ivory Tower nerds and dorks are interested in this stuff too.
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: So we're going to Harvard.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: We're gonna be doing it on the Charles River. We're
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: gonna be performing with the rowing team. We're doing a collaboration.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: During the fucking car and Harvard Yard.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Dude, we're parking a car in Harvard Yard. We're putting
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: in the water.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Literally, I don't trust those rowers as fast as I
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: can fucking throw them.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Rowing versus trucking. And we're gonna see who fucking wins.
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: And the loser gets punched in the fucking face.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, dude.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: It's gonna be fun and we're inviting people, and we're
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: also gonna be sponsored.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: By Honeywell Security Systems.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Oh I love do you guys use an air per
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: fire for him?
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: From him?
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: How often you guys, you purifire air at home because
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: of all the exhaust we do.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Well, let's talk about that occupational hazard.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: I got dust in my lungs, I got shaust in
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: my lungs. I got freaking cookies in my lungs, got
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: crumbs everywhere in my freaking shopping truck car.
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is all that moss safe for you to breathe.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: It really is helpful. It's good the air pretty well.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: You create like a little ecosystem kind of Oh.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: I love your new Macha brand, by the way.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: Oh thank you mass Maya, Yeah, oh thank you. Yeah.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: They said the first monster truck brand with Macha for
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: the first time.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: The fans do not like it. They are really against
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: the whole Macha thing. And I love the Japanese aren't
• 29:41
  Speaker 5: form of Macha. There's a whole system that's really.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: You gotta set for at home.
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: I got a set at home and one for my truck.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Our confession, our concession stands have all of our ship
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: in it that we love. Right, we got your Macha.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: It's got my protein water and I love it so much.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: I also want to give a shout out. We have
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: started a confession stands, so.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: There's two if you want to grab popcorn and go
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: to the concession stand, you want to tell someone else
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: about your sins and hope that you'll be forgiven.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: There's a real working it's a protein water too. Yeah,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: so yeah my protein water. Really love it so much.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: And I don't think a shadow could drive.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Tell how many electrolytes are in it.
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: Tell them there's zero electrolytes. Zero electrolytes.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: That's right, none of that electrol like shit, Oh right,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: you hate electrolytes, that's right.
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: None of that electrolf that's right.
• 30:33
  Speaker 6: None.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hold pause for the episode for one quick second,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: so we can tell you about something special that helps
• 30:42
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• 30:43
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• 30:45
  Speaker 4: get bonus content and extra episodes and never before seen
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: stuff And it's for the lo low price of three,
• 30:52
  Speaker 4: five or ten dollars a month. Oh my god.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: And I could see these people that are putting on
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: crazy voices be themselves and have a funny conversation.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: And you can find out why Angela caught us this
• 31:00
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• 31:01
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• 31:08
  Speaker 4: Bye.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Well, and that's like a huge thing, right, we should
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: talk about that. Like everyone's finding out that there's lead
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: in protein powder, and I guess.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: For all that hit our community.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, our community in a good way makes us closer
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: to car as if we're part metal.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: So we're happy about it. Like I put the project
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: water in the car.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, does that mean that I can use it to
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: build a freaking metal shaped corn coming out of my car?
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Exactly. Like you're a better driver when you understand
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: the car you're driving, you know, And if lead is
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: pumping through my veins, broom, broom, I get what what
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: he goes through every day.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Alrighty, go ahead, No, let's hear.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: This dude speaking of a corn code out of the car.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about that time we all made our cars
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: take a shit and it was small cars.
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: For the kids.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 32:03
  Speaker 6: Let's take it.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Let's take it.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: You've seen a car take a ship of a car.
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: And it was for the kids, and it's.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: A little car. This is for the children. You must remember.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: This was a promotion with the Boys and Girls Club
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: and it was very special. We were down in Riverside, California,
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: and we.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Had guys when the kids come out and.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: We had to really say, no, the car's not having
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: a baby, it's taking a shit.
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: Thank you, Melvin. Melvin really stuck to the vision.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: Yo, this is not a baby.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: This is shit shaped like a car, just like if
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: a person were to shoot out something that looked like
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: a person.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: And our set deck people who just moved dirt.
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: They made a big bottle of dirt, looked like a
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: dirt toilet.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: It was a set deck. People were so excited to
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: have an assignment that wasn't dirt.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: And all you do, you're ride right, you're doing the
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: zoomies and you're moving around and then you zoom back up,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: reverse back, turn over, get your the car's ass in
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: the air right, and then here comes a fucking flying,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: fucking toy car.
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: That then lands in a pile of dirt. And you
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: see kids tearing up.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: It's safe to say they had never seen anything like that.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: They wanna on ice. I fucking dare you to take
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: ship and about good people.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: Man, we're good people. We care about the community, we
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: care about.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: Just performing and so much about performing.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: For me, speaking of I know we've been darting this question.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: We should talk about our favorite tricks.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: We should talk about.
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: I could bring it to my eye.
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: I think that was mine. I'll do that was the
• 33:38
  Speaker 6: ship bucket, that was yours.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Two zoomies, back it up, lift the cars behind in
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: the air, and flow out a toy.
• 33:46
  Speaker 5: I like driving.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: And when you go and then he goes.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: And he goes wow, and then everybody's like, ah, are
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: you like, I'm not done yet. He goes full four
• 34:10
  Speaker 5: four four four four for he's creating like for yes,
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: ba ba, and the computer turns on and he goes whoa,
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: and the crowd goes.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: March, March, March, and I go quiet down here.
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: And I go wow.
• 34:33
  Speaker 4: He goes three pointer and the crowd goes they're waiting
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: the game, and I go, I can't hear you.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Sh there you go.
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: As we go, on, Rea man.
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: On the time, it's been too good.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: As we go, what is this remix?
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: This is a remix, I'm fresh out the And he goes, Judge,
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: thank you, i'mma on gore on, God, what another.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Louder louder. I can't hear you. I can't. I think
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: he's coming back like will for.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Are you hopeful?
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: And Dick not for you hopeful?
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: And I will.
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: He's in the ground.
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: Can you try to fix you for he can do it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 4: He is good to do it.
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: He's coming.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, don't.
• 36:08
  Speaker 8: Down your face where you did not replays.
• 36:21
  Speaker 5: Down? Yeah, there's two of them.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Down you.
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: Where and I will trust.
• 36:42
  Speaker 4: To fix you.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: And mine's when my car does the Macarena.
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: God, both of those, both of those tricks.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Both of those tricks.
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: Do what I love? How do you make the wheels?
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: How you love how your car's wheels to tips?
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Literally, it's crazy, man. It's awesome when you do the
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: raw slot.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's fun. And they cup it shuffle.
• 37:06
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Soldier boy, I love soldier boys.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: That almost wrecks the tires every time.
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: Whenever you Superman that hole.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's crazy.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: Literally, brother, what is your Oh?
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: Brother? I mean I love I do a well the
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: spider the spider Mo truck.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Don't do it, man, this spider Mo truck.
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: That's the that's the name of your truck.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry, I got I just got excited about it.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: It's so crazy.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Did I see this spider Mo truck?
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: Oh? Your trick?
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: This is what we're talking about.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: Right, is your trick this spider Mo truck, So then
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: try the.
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: Spider Mo truck. The spider Mo Truck's signature MO trick
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: is when is I mean, I'll set this stage. You
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: guys kind of know how it goes. But it's basically
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: like the lights flicker, and the MC goes, oh did
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: we pay the electric booll oh oh, And then the
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: cantelabra comes. Not the candelabra, the candle laba comes up
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: from below the ground. It starts to hover and sweet
• 38:19
  Speaker 4: sway sway around the arena, and then I come up
• 38:24
  Speaker 4: and then total blackout lights up. I emerge from the
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: ground and then I sing the fedtom of the monster
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: truck is there inside your mind?
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: Boom you pull, boom, boom, but you dirt everywhere.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: She's creaking dust ball, dustball, And then I disappear again.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Then I appear again through another hole the fat opera.
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Boom, your boom, your pupping down.
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: Just then release the spiders and then the spiders go on.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Dancers, the dancers.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: The dancers are on the floor, the only team with dancers.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: They keep telling us, but I thank god they're in
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: those absorbing balls. So they get hit, they just fly.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: And it's actually Darrify, these flying tyregular girls, the flying
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Tyrentula girls, going up and up and up and up.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: Hey baby, I think I want to marry you, and
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: that it's kind of more.
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: Of that love is so good and my favorite thing
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: that you and I.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know who some some I think it was
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: Mustard Head or some producer pitched it, which is every
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: time he drives, I go out in my car in
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: the audience, so it looks like my car is watching.
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: An examination of the self.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: It's like, I love that you got that gigantic trench
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: coat and hat and glasses.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: So it looks like my car is just lack going undercover.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: But everyone knows it's a shadow just watching.
• 39:58
  Speaker 6: It's a haunted.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Everyone knows kind of just byassing that it is a
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: monster car, right yeah.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: And I'm in the back and sometimes we'll get some
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: black water falling from my fucking trunk or whatever, so
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: it looks like I'm like, proud of my brother, my
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: haunted brother, And why is.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: Waterfall coming out of your trunk? Proud of your brother?
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: Tears out of the back of your truck. Country music
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: that comes out of the monster truck scene like tears
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: out of the back of My truck. One of my
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: favorite songs I come out of my It's.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: A good song. I also love dirt coming out of
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: my eyes.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: It's always something coming out of something.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Also, just a simple one I love is Truck Me Up, Truck.
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: Me Up, Stup you never truck Yeah, or Sea Low
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: Green Truck You.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: We love Sea Green in the so talented truck boy
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: can say he's our Frank Sinatra.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: I also like Lily Allen's truck You Chuck You Truck
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: and Very very Truck.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's really funny.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Hate how you drive and go ahead.
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know the end is nigh, right, like
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: when it comes to you can't do this forever?
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: Who most most people can on the Monster truck until
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: they're what eighty ninety years old? So you know, Yeah,
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: your knees give out from sitting like that and pressing
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: the pedal. Kind of when you're not allowed to be
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: driving a car anymore is when you shouldn't be driving along.
• 41:28
  Speaker 6: Who knew those timelines added up?
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Crazy, it's almost like a monster truck is a car.
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: Are you thinking about retiring.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm thinking about what would I would do when
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: I retired, and I was wondering if y'all had an
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: idea of is there anything else you do?
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: Well? I get nervous.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I love being on the road with you guys, eating
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: all sorts of ribs and all sorts of cities.
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: I love it. I love having so much fun with
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: you guys.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: I love fishing with you.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: I love fishing.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: We go, we fish in every single city, no.
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: Matter what, no matter we figured out.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Figured it out in Cleveland, yeah, yeah, you were fishing
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: and state.
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: No matter what. We go fishingpond in the mall.
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think you wanted to do that.
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: We need to come pick you up.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: We had to pick you up from that aquarium jail
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: and we went aquariums got.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: Jail and they do have jail, no matter what. It
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: was a bunch of otters. I snagged an it's ragged,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: But I think about what would I do? Is there
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: anything y'all would.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Even do if you had to quit monster trucking tomorrow?
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: Gosh? I mean, I love the smell of gasoline, and
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: I don't want to ever leave that.
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: It's your baby too, and my baby since your baby, yeah.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: Since I was a baby, And I think I I
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: think I want to have a baby. What you were,
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: I didn't feel like what you're gonna do? It feels
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: like that a little bit.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: If we took that interjection out, it sounds like I
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: love that and I think I want to have a baby.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: That's where you were. That was the whole compound.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I was gonna say this whole time
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: is I think I love Gasoline and I think I
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: want to have a baby.
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: Have you asked Mary to marry you?
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: I'm asking her this weekend.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: I'm Pismo Beach.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: We're going to Pismo Beach for anniversary.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: Wait, well she has an event down there, and we thought,
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: you know, let's let's make a weekend out of it.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: We're going to take the dog and and you know,
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: we've been living to a good together for about twelve years,
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: and so I thought dog, Spider more dog. Yeah, So
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: I think I thought, you know, it's finally time to
• 43:49
  Speaker 4: ask the questions. She's always wanted to be a mom.
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: She's she's so good at that, you know. And you
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: have Gasoline, and I.
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: Think you're ready to be a dad, and I'm.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Ready to be a dad. I love Gasoline. So I
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: think it's about time did we start getting working together
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: to maybe have a family. I think we're gonna get
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: We've been looking at houses over at Seemi Valley and
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: I think we holy, we actually might have a really nice,
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: a nice little place lock down.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, congratulate, thank you.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Hold on the car.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of place to ride around and see
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: me Valley Sunday afternoon, just seeing seeing seeing that haunted
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Brothers car. Just drive all around it beautiful.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: Yea, I think I'm gonna take it on monthster in
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: on uh uh grocery runs and stuff because I think it.
• 44:41
  Speaker 5: I know it's a little.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: Growing up.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I see you Trader Joe's I'm the only card.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: It's a lot inside of one.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: Guys, you take up the whole parking lot. That's amazing.
• 44:50
  Speaker 6: I love that you're gonna do that.
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: And you got anything that you're thinking about doing after retiring,
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: I got I'll say it.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I've been kind of keeping this close to Chess because
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: don't want into like talk about before it happens, so
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I don't mess around with the spirits. But I do
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: have tickets to a live taping of America's Funniest Home Videos.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: About so glad you were finally able.
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: To say this publicly. I just foind out they're not
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: doing the videos live videos.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: It's mostly tiktoks you've already seen.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: You thought those were sets. You thought that was like
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: a live review.
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: I thought it was like like a shitch show in
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: that way where I get to see all the sets.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: You thought America's funniest home video.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: You thought was it review with some of the most
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: incredible sets you've ever seen, hundreds and hundreds of sets,
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: and then the worst video cameras.
• 45:40
  Speaker 6: Like a clip show. Yeah, I thought it was that.
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: It's not.
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: But I'm excited. You're meeting up with your fan club,
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: You with your with your a f v uh booms
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: BOMs a fv Vixen's they love, and you're gonna be
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: You're gonna be so happy with them. It's gonna be.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Don't they always go to dapper right, Buddy Right? They
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: dress up black pin up dolls, and I don't know why.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: The affy Vixens.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: Whom Mama, they all just look like they came out
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: of a BUCkies.
• 46:16
  Speaker 6: Should we talk about.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: We're talking about a bunch of la super fans of
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: America's Buddy in some video.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, should we talk about speaking of super fans. Should
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: we talk about the back door which is our stage
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: door and we got fans back there?
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we should be.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: I mean, this is why we do it, is to
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: talk about what people don't get to see. They see
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: the tricks, but they don't see the drama.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Also got to say, you know all you all you
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: ladies waiting for us out there, and man, you know
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: we have signed a valve celibacy. Uh, we do not
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: get intimate with people who enjoy our trucks. We cannot date.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: We cannot date.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: It's pop rules.
• 46:56
  Speaker 4: It's a boundary. It's a hard boundary. It's very cape.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: Congratulations about you and Mary Beth, thank you so much.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: I'm really exciting.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: We can we can date, wee can day just not fans. Yeah,
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Marybeth hates the car.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Oh no, is not a fan of this. This is
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: not her crowd, this is not her scene. So it's
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: just nice to date somebody normal, of.
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: Course, that wants a baby while you love gasoline.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know them. There's room for all of it
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: in our house.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: But and I also want to say, fans, I don't
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know how to say it anymore.
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: But I don't want to sign babies anymore. Stop bringing them.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: We should talk about that. Yeah, you know, I don't
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: lack it.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird when people bring, you know, their car keys.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: It's hard to sign, like people bring a lot of
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: auto stuff and it's it's difficult to sign. It's difficult
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: to like, are you talking about me? No?
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: I always again agreeing.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: But why do you agree to each other?
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Anybody can ask a question. Has anyone asked you to
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: sign the washer fluid? That's hard for me. I don't
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: know how to do that. I'm just making that. I'm
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: just making it filled with you just kind of dip
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: it and washing food, and I'm like.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: What am I doing with my I feel that way
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: about that piece on the prius everyone steals.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, the.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: The the.
• 48:16
  Speaker 5: Cat converters and making sign Well you love signing boobs? Huh,
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: Well I have to legally it's in his writer how
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: many boobs? An old man?
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: A long time ago, when I firstrove my first car first,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: no one asked me how I got back into how
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I started driving, And I'll tell you a curse was
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: put on in my life.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: So brave.
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: Let's talk about this curse.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: It's an old man. Yea, thank you, brother, An old man,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: thank you put a curse onto my life. When I
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: was a kid, I was taking swimming less the furthest
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: thing you can get from a monster truck is swimming
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: lessons opposite. And an old man went up to another
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: old woman. And the old woman, I still to this
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: day don't believe is of the earth. I think it
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: was a devil woman. She there was a pass off
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: he handed or something. She looked at me and said
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: that one, and he said yeah, and she flashed me
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: with two old lady boobs that severely affected me to
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: my soul. That from then on, I was to always
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: follow any boob.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: Sign it. This is sounding more and more made up.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: Sign it.
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: I told you conditions.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: He just pool.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: Has a curse put upon him, torture any.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: But so nobody said curse or anything.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: It's an old man convinced the old woman to show
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: a child her boy.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Anytime I see even a part of a boob, it
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: sounds like you're just horny. Do you know what happened
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: to me when my life when under boot like side
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: boom became a fag.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: I have to follow the boob. You can't control it.
• 50:23
  Speaker 4: It's not up to him. If he didn't have to,
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: he wouldn't. Thank you.
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: Why because of the curse.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: Respectful of your whole thing. I think we need to
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: be respectful of his.
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: Do you think I like you?
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Guys?
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: Have been so nice to me.
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: I have been nicee you from the fucking jump my guy.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, listen, why do you think I love America's
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: funds his home videos because there's no cleavage net show. Yeah, yeah, no,
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: there's cap space and skateboards and cars.
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: We have to see a brother protect another brother.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: You know you don't see that nowadays.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Thank you anytime. Brother, and Keenan and Kel Keenan and
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: Kel God, good brothers. I love I'm a brother's guy.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: What can I say? I've heard about that. Listen. You
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: guys are my best friends.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: You're my best friend.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: I love you.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: I love you guys.
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: It's just been so fun and a tour and going
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: all around the whirling you guys, and I mean, I
• 51:17
  Speaker 5: want I'm being moss is just being myself. Yeah, it's
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: been awesome, even though we have a lot of drama
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: behind behind, you know, kind of in the trailers.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: You know, sometimes it gets a little drum Remember, somebody
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: keeps my damn chicken wrap every time I.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Order it for lunch.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I just keep forgetting to order one. You
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: got order one, man, I'm sorry.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: This is why they wanted to start that reality show.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: And I'm so sick of your stinky couscouse. You've got
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: so much stinky couscous.
• 51:47
  Speaker 3: You get a lot of couscous.
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: I love goosecoose, and it's so fucking stinky. Can I
• 51:54
  Speaker 5: say I'm a little bit of a hog for the
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: couscues you you hug. I think ninety percent of what
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: I eat is couscous. I love it.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: I know this hat a food pyramid. It would be
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: a big old triangle with a little bit on top.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: It's like I'll use macha and you used that when
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: I smell the inside of moss. You should sell protein. Protein.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: That sounds like something good. Wow, Okay, it could be
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: how many electrolytes?
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: None?
• 52:29
  Speaker 5: That's right, that's right.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: I'd love to close by. You know, we we say
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: a monster truck pledge before every show we do, and
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: I think it would be nice if we let the
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: listeners in on the monster truck pledge. So maybe we
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: maybe we each take a line and we go around
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: and we recite the pledge before we go.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: That's such a good idea.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: That's idea.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, room room, fu room, I pledge to go room room. Fuck.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, with that ignition, let's tell these stories.
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  Speaker 4: I pledge to throw that gasoline in a circle. And
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: I pledge to be invigorating.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Let the hurt fly, let the angels fly, let the
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: dreams scream, let.
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  Speaker 5: The people roar, let the crowd gasp, and let you
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  Speaker 5: keep on dreaming.
• 53:30
  Speaker 6: I pledge to wear a seatbelt just in case there's
• 53:33
  Speaker 6: a child in the audience.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: Now shut up and drive, Drive, Drive, Drive, shut up
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: and drive, drive, drive drive. I pledge to shut up
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: and dream, shut up and drive.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: And I pledge this as a man.
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: And a brother.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: And I won't have sex with any women tonight.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I pledge that.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: And this is my personal Adendimi, I have dad to
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  Speaker 1: each one. I pledge to see every boob all the way.
• 54:10
  Speaker 6: Through, all the way through, all the way through, and make.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: And make sure I don't feel anything suspicious that would
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: bring physical or.
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: N Wow. So that's a pledge.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: We'll see you guys at Monster Road. Come on out.
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: If you bring a can of coke.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: It's free.
• 54:43
  Speaker 6: If you bring a Caprice son, you can bring a kid.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: And if you bring up cannabans to donate, we'll kiss
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: you on the cheek.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so come on out. We're really excited for all.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: The chicks.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Don't forget we're doing the toy drive in December. All
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: the toys gotta be covered in.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: And don't forget Doug Stanhope is gonna be out there
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: and he's gonna do some stand up on the mound.
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: And the Bear the Batman Cave podcast is coming out.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: The Bear Cave car He Bears Won twos one Cave Podcast.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: He's coming out to do a live viewing of us.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Shout out to mister Mustard. I also want to shout
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: out my agent, Fuck Nid, and.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Shout out to Mary Beth. I can't wait to spend
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: a life with you. I want to have a baby, wow.
• 55:29
  Speaker 5: And live from Dynasty.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Typewriter, thank you for watching. Say good night, Hollywood.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: We lost you for two weeks. There's a pature on
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: link in our bio. Go in our in our linked
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: in the description, go check it out. We're gonna talk
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: about this and apologize to each other, or I'm gonna apologize.
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Bye bye bye.
• 56:02
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• 56:04
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• 56:08
  Speaker 9: Jeremy Colhane, Angela Giarratana, and Patrick McDonald's music is by
• 56:13
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• 56:16
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• 56:18
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• 56:21
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