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Episode #3837 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: Now let's continue with our week of Steve Bozell. It's
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Speaker 1: time for Steve Bozell. Yes, Steve Bozell from the Corona
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Speaker 1: Men's Club, Steve Bozell holding forth in the Kiddy Corral. Yes,
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Speaker 1: Steve Bozell. One of the top well he's not one
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Speaker 1: of the top stand up comics, but he hopes to
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Speaker 1: be someday. Steve Bozell.
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Speaker 2: One is Steve.
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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, and it's great to be with
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Speaker 1: you here on the Steve Bozell Experience. That's not really
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Speaker 1: what we're gonna call it, is it? No, Hi, everybody,
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Speaker 1: I'm Steve Bozell, and I'm going to be the host
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Speaker 1: of today's show. And it's kind of a midsummer show.
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Speaker 1: Mister Henry is off doing different things and different he's,
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Speaker 1: you know, different things and different stuff that he's doing.
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Speaker 1: I only got the call here about a half hour ago.
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Speaker 1: They were going to have mister Bob Green do it,
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Speaker 1: but apparently he's down at the Meet and Green or
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Speaker 1: he's down to you, Yeah, Bob Green's Meets and Greens.
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, he was down to Bob Green's meat Green,
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Speaker 1: gonna you pissed, Gussie. Bob's Green. Don't worry, tot Wore,
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Speaker 1: You're doing a good Steve. Yeah, Bob Green meat Green. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: so they pressed me into service at the last minute,
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Speaker 1: and I'm hosting the show. I don't know why they
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Speaker 1: couldn't have asked one of us, Margaret, that Phil wants
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Speaker 1: to spread it around. I'll see what's to spread it around. Well, okay,
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Speaker 1: I've just been thank you. Now, I've just been compared
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Speaker 1: to something that smears at toilet seat. I did not
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Speaker 1: say that. Well when you said that he likes to
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Speaker 1: spread it around, I yes, I meant to say yes.
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Speaker 1: It was derogatory, but not aimed at you.
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Speaker 2: Steve.
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Speaker 1: Steve, you're one of our best friends. We like you. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you're good.
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Speaker 2: Mister Buzzell.
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Speaker 1: I'm so good you call me mister Bosel. I mean,
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Speaker 1: how many times get it right? I'm sorry, mister Bosell. Bozel,
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Speaker 1: You're gonna have to do a heavy editing on this.
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Speaker 2: We will.
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Speaker 1: Don't worry, We'll edit all this out and welcome to
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Speaker 1: the Steve Bozell experience on the world famous Phil Every Show.
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Speaker 1: I'm very very pleased to bring on Bobby Dooley from
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Speaker 1: the Western of States Homeowners Association, the Western States Parent
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Speaker 1: Teacher Organization, and Miss Dooley has just recently returned from
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Speaker 1: Butler Lake, where her and her family hold forth every summer,
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Speaker 1: and it is uh great, uh very honored to to
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Speaker 1: to interview you, uh, Miss Dooley.
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Speaker 2: Steve, I understand you're a little bit nervous.
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Speaker 1: Right, I feel I feel a little bit nervous.
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Speaker 2: Yet, don't be nervous. You're doing a great job. A
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Speaker 2: lot of men, especially, you know, are nervous when they're
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Speaker 2: all right, Steve, that's good. Thank you. Just swishing the
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Speaker 2: water run for you. You switched it around enough. Uh,
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Speaker 2: A lot of them men are nervous when they speak
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Speaker 2: to me for the first time.
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Speaker 1: I understand. You're in a bathtub.
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Speaker 2: I am, I'm having a tub. My husband is here.
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Speaker 2: Give me some of the camp give me some of
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Speaker 2: the cameos, soap, and give me give me the zest,
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Speaker 2: and hey, the zest, Steve, the zest.
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Speaker 1: And you're you're you're taking a base. You're taking a
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Speaker 1: bathe now? Are you're taking a bath?
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Speaker 2: Now? Yes, that's what I'm doing. That's what you do
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Speaker 2: in a bathtub. Uh, the zest. And then you know
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Speaker 2: what I think I'd like the Irish Spring too, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: the Zest and the Irish Spring.
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Speaker 1: That's that. Those are types of soaps that if I'm
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Speaker 1: not if I'm not mistaken, yes.
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Speaker 2: They are there. I'm getting out of the tub right now. Damn.
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Speaker 2: Maybe you're looking pretty good.
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Speaker 1: You're out of the tub right now.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna walk over. There's a selection of soaps
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Speaker 2: we have here, Cameos, good dove. Where's the dove bars? Teeve?
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Speaker 2: Right here? What are you all nervous about? They're naked.
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Speaker 2: Guess what something you haven't seen before? Don't you dare
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Speaker 2: talk about how good looking I am on the radio
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Speaker 2: with people know I'm standing here nude. Sorry, okay, let
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Speaker 2: me have the I'm sorry, so so very very sorry. There,
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Speaker 2: mister bozo, I just got a dove bar and some
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Speaker 2: of the Zest.
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Speaker 1: So you're picking out the kind of soap that you're
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Speaker 1: gonna bathe with.
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Speaker 2: Yes, that's what we do here on a lot of
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Speaker 2: Monday nights. This is Thursday? What is today? Tuesday? Okay?
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Speaker 2: What do you old? Good? My husband gets nervous when
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Speaker 2: I brush by it. But I'm naked. I was perusing
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Speaker 2: some of our soaps.
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Speaker 1: All right, So you're looking at the soap that you have,
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Speaker 1: and I heard you say you got zest.
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Speaker 2: We have Zen Dove cameo Irish spring. And what's the
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Speaker 2: other soap that we have, Steve? Lava? Are you out
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Speaker 2: of your mind so much? Uh?
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Speaker 1: The lava soap as you use for oil and grease.
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Speaker 2: Yes you do.
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Speaker 1: Now missus Billy, are you back in the tub or I'm.
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Speaker 2: Gonna get hit of the tub right now? Hold on,
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Speaker 2: I want some hot water. Steve, hit it what I said,
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Speaker 2: they hit it with the hot water. Yeah, there you go,
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Speaker 2: not a baby. Yeah, h Bobby, Okay, turn it off,
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Speaker 2: turn it off? Thank you?
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Speaker 1: Uh that that was a that was you. That was
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Speaker 1: what And in the tub feeling of the hotness of it.
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Speaker 2: Yes, I'm relaxing. It's been a long drive, Steve. We
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Speaker 2: just came down from Buttoner Lake and uh we're back
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Speaker 2: for the summer, we think.
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Speaker 1: All right. So Uh, that's something I think a lot
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Speaker 1: of people want to know about, is miss Biley. You
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Speaker 1: spend the summers at Buttoner Lake and and you're and
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Speaker 1: you spend the summers there, but you're you've come.
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Speaker 2: We have come back. We're back. We're back, bigger and better.
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Speaker 2: Than ever before.
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Speaker 1: Uh, but what was the purpose of you leaving Butler
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Speaker 1: Lake early?
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Speaker 2: You know, Steve, you could probably speak more to this
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Speaker 2: right white trash, Give me the phone.
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Speaker 1: Now, Miss Mister Henry told me that you're not allowed
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Speaker 1: to strike your husband.
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Speaker 2: I didn't hit him, Steve, Did I hit you? She
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Speaker 2: kinda glanced her hand off my nut bag? Start?
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Speaker 1: Uh, mister Henry, h missus Henry. Mister Henry said, please don't,
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Speaker 1: please don't do that.
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Speaker 2: No, No, he's fine. I glanced the back of my
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Speaker 2: hand off of his sack. Oh stop it so.
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Speaker 1: Uh that that's I think that's what mister Henry was
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Speaker 1: talking about.
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Speaker 2: You tell mister Henry to call me if he's got
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Speaker 2: a problem.
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Speaker 1: You understand, well, Miss Dooley.
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Speaker 2: You tell mister Henry to call me if he's got
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Speaker 2: a problem.
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Speaker 1: Okay, yes, ma'am.
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Speaker 2: Uh So, what was your question?
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Speaker 1: My question was? Is is my my question is why
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Speaker 1: d have you left Butler Lake early this year? It's
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Speaker 1: only mid whatever this is now, it's mid mid August.
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Speaker 2: We we left, Uh, Steve, I have to tell you
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Speaker 2: because it's been a little disappointing this year.
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Speaker 1: Uh.
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Speaker 2: It's crowded and there's a lot uh more people uh
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Speaker 2: over at Fritz at Gooblin Beach along the Goobland, which
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Speaker 2: is a long stretch of sand in front of our cabin. Uh.
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Speaker 2: And we've just noticed that the quality of person uh
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Speaker 2: is beginning to deteriorate. We used to have a kind
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Speaker 2: of a high end, high end homeowner here. A lot
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Speaker 2: of people had their second homes, had their had their
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Speaker 2: summer cabins.
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Speaker 1: Well, and now this is your summer cabin up there
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Speaker 1: right now. Didn't your first summer cabin burn down?
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Speaker 2: It did? Uh? That was the summer of twenty eighteen
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Speaker 2: when a skyrocket that that numbnuts over here. Oh, come on, Bobby,
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Speaker 2: I just glanced my hand off the back of his mind.
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Speaker 1: You got to stop doing that.
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Speaker 2: Well you did, you shot a skyrocket into the living room.
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Speaker 1: Well, Steve's accidentally shot a skyrocket into the living room
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Speaker 1: of your old cabinet. Burned to the ground.
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Speaker 2: He burned to the ground, and there's a lot of
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Speaker 2: you know, photographs of it burned right to the ground.
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Speaker 2: I mean, the fire department got there and took one look.
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Speaker 2: I said. They got out of their trucks and they looked,
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Speaker 2: and they got.
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Speaker 1: Back in and left the fire department left.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, but they weren't supposed to because I
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Speaker 2: guess you're supposed to put some water on it so
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Speaker 2: that it don't, you know, burn out of control. But
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Speaker 2: by that point, Dylan, my eldest boy, had a hose out.
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Speaker 2: He had a lawn hose out and had a hose
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Speaker 2: and he just started Your.
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Speaker 1: Son was taking care of it with just a garden hose, well, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Pretty much. I mean he just started to lay and
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Speaker 2: water on it. Then the fire department came back and
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Speaker 2: realized that fifteen year old kid couldn't take care of it.
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Speaker 1: Okay, we're talking to Bobby Dooley the Steve Bozel set
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Speaker 1: with Bobby Dooley and her husband Steve. They're talking about
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Speaker 1: how they've been at Butler like with they're leaving early,
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Speaker 1: and you're you're basically saying that the the crowd up
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Speaker 1: there has gotten a little low end.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, the crowd here at Butner Lake, as I said,
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Speaker 2: there used to be homeowners, individual homeowners, people who took care.
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Speaker 2: I think of Buttner Village, the Gooblin, the squats, Buttner Landing,
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Speaker 2: Gooblin City and Butner City.
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Speaker 1: These all the gooblin, all of these are the different
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Speaker 1: locales there at Butner Lake.
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Speaker 2: Yes, these are all places that we were, you know,
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Speaker 2: founded by the founding families, the Gooblin family as well
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Speaker 2: as the the Butner family.
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Speaker 1: All right, talking here with the Bobby and Steve Dooley
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Speaker 1: here on the Steve Bozell experience. So what what was
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Speaker 1: what was the prime problem with the people that you left?
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Speaker 1: You said you don't like them, and they're a little
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Speaker 1: kind of and I'm going to use the phrase little
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Speaker 1: white trash of Europe.
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Speaker 2: Well, we don't want to get racial. Okay, you did
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Speaker 2: get Rae, but we're not. Don't worry Steve. No. But yes,
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Speaker 2: they were primarily white, but I don't want to get
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Speaker 2: rachel and I don't like the term white trash. Let
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Speaker 2: me just say that they were people who they are trash.
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Speaker 1: Well, I mean when you say, what what is meant
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Speaker 1: by white trash anyway?
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Speaker 2: Well, the people that don't know how to behave they're
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Speaker 2: drinking and boating, which is very, very dangerous. The girls
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Speaker 2: are all in these string bikinis, everything hanging out, Is that, right, Steve? No,
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Speaker 2: go ahead, you can say.
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Speaker 1: Oh did you just you just kind of backhanded his nuts.
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Speaker 2: I just I walked by and went, oh, look at
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Speaker 2: this ouch.
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Speaker 1: You all right, I got to report all of this
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Speaker 1: to mister Henry.
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Speaker 2: Go ahead and report it to mister Henry. I'm talking
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Speaker 2: to this guy anyway.
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Speaker 1: We got Bobby and Steve Dooley on the phone here.
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Speaker 1: They've left Butler Lake early because of what they don't
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Speaker 1: want to call white trash, but trash, A lot of trash.
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Speaker 2: Yes they are white, but mostly they are drinking, boating,
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Speaker 2: the girlfriends with the string bikinis, everything hanging out, and
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Speaker 2: and the beach far too crowded. And the worst thing
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Speaker 2: about it is, I'll go walking into town to get
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Speaker 2: a six pack of blats and some beer nuts. Uh.
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Speaker 2: And I don't know the behavior of men, mister mister
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Speaker 2: what do you Bozelle? Mister bos The behavior of men,
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Speaker 2: mister Bozell is absolutely atrocious. Yelling at my wife and everything,
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Speaker 2: talking about her butt hanging it. Watch it, Steve.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so what were they doing? You're walking into town?
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Speaker 2: I was walking? Yeah.
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Speaker 1: My understanding is usually mister Dooley will take the boat
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Speaker 1: across the straits to to the to the flats.
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Speaker 2: Right, yes, Steve will take it across the streets to
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Speaker 2: Buttoner Landing what they used to call the squats and
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Speaker 2: pick up the beer nuts. But I decided that I
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Speaker 2: wanted to walk into town. I wanted to exercise. I'll
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Speaker 2: tell them what I was. I am at a pair
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Speaker 2: of heels and a bikini, and.
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Speaker 1: The well, how far do you have to walk?
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Speaker 2: Probably a half a mile?
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Speaker 1: Why would you walk that when you could just go
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Speaker 1: and get in the boat.
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Speaker 2: Because I needed the exercise, and I don't need Steve
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Speaker 2: running another boat up on the Kuloh Jetty. Okay, every
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Speaker 2: time he's out there, he's running a boat up on
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Speaker 2: the Kuloh Jetty and there's hell to pay for it.
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Speaker 2: So I decided I'd walk around the band over to
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Speaker 2: the squads to Buttner Landing and get a six pack
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Speaker 2: of blats and some beer nuts. Now I'm wearing a
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Speaker 2: pair of heels, I have on a string bikini, my sunglasses,
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Speaker 2: and I'm carrying my purse. And as I'm walking along
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Speaker 2: the highway, and it was right over there on Highway
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Speaker 2: sixty five, the Buttner which goes between Buttoner Lake, Butner
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Speaker 2: Village and Gooblin City. Okay, well, what's with you? You
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Speaker 2: kind of hesitated, don't you? Believe my wife's name.
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Speaker 1: I got it, Steve, No, No, I got you got
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Speaker 1: Are there? How many cities towns are there?
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Speaker 2: There's Buttner Village and then there's Gooblin City beyond that,
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Speaker 2: Googling City. It's part of the Butcher.
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Speaker 1: The Buttoner Metro the button Okay.
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Speaker 2: So this the Buttoner runs between Gooblin City and Butner Village.
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Speaker 2: As I round the turn, I along comes a truckload
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Speaker 2: of them and they're hooting and they're what are they saying, Steve? Oh,
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Speaker 2: they're yelling at all kinds of foul, talking about my
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Speaker 2: wife's blunt and her booms and everything hanging out. They're
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Speaker 2: yelling and hooting, and I'm used to it, and then yay,
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Speaker 2: I'm used to having men take a look at me
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Speaker 2: and go yeah, you know, and do some pretty crazy things.
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Speaker 2: But this was me just simply trying to get a
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Speaker 2: six or of blats and a bag of beer nuts
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Speaker 2: and get my ass back to the cabin. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Why didn't you, I know, you didn't want your husband
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Speaker 1: to wreck the boat wreck another boat on Kuloh Jetty.
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Speaker 1: Wasn't there another way you could get over there?
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Speaker 2: No? There was no other way either. I take the
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Speaker 2: boat and that means because I don't know how to
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Speaker 2: drive the boat, and that means Steve is gonna run
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Speaker 2: it up on the Kuloh Jenny run somebody else up
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Speaker 2: at the Koloh Jetty. So anyway, as I would say,
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Speaker 2: I'm coming around the turn, here comes a load of
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Speaker 2: this trash. Uh. The baseball caps turned around. This shirt's open,
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Speaker 2: sometimes no shirt at all, the big baggy shorts, beer
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Speaker 2: guts that were frightening, to be honest with you, and
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Speaker 2: they're yelling and going, yeah, yeah, what's that taste like? Yeah?
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Speaker 2: I think it easy, Steve? Yeah, what you know? Said,
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Speaker 2: where are you gonna be sitting tonight? Are? Can I
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Speaker 2: take you to dinner? And if I can't take it
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Speaker 2: to dinner, I got the place for you to sit.
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Speaker 2: Stuff like that, OK, being very very vulgar. So I
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Speaker 2: waved them. I flagged them down.
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Speaker 1: You flagged them down?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're the best part. My wife flagged I got it, Steve,
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Speaker 2: I flagged them down. Uh.
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Speaker 1: No, when you say you flagged them down, what you do?
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Speaker 2: I just waved my arms, I said, going back. So
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Speaker 2: they put it in reverse. They come back and one
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Speaker 2: of them leans out the window and said, hey, little lady.
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Speaker 2: He points to his nose and said, hop on in
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Speaker 2: and have a seat, pointing to his nose. And that's
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Speaker 2: when I did a three stage's two finger punch right
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Speaker 2: to the eyeballs. And I heard him scream, and I
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Speaker 2: darted down this hillside. Uh believe that? Or not?
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Speaker 1: Wait to wait a wait, hold hold on for just
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Speaker 1: a minute here.
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Speaker 2: No you don't. You don't play with Bobby Dooley. What
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Speaker 2: do you think what's gonna happen? Oh?
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Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, you did what I said.
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Speaker 2: I flagged him down. They back up. He goes hop
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Speaker 2: in in and have a seat, and he's pointing to
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Speaker 2: his nose and I did the two figure three stooges
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Speaker 2: eyeball gouge. I heard him scream, and I rolled down
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Speaker 2: the hillside and hidden some brush. Yeah you believe that?
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Speaker 1: And how long were you waiting there?
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Speaker 2: Well? They took off. They were they were so shocked,
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Speaker 2: and they saw that I'd rolled down the hillside. They
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Speaker 2: took off to get their friend to the dos to
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Speaker 2: the to the to the dosters, or to the duckabul
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Speaker 2: the hospital I'm sorry, yeah, to the hospital or to
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Speaker 2: the doctors. And once I knew that the coast was clear.
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Speaker 2: Then I clambered, you know, I climbed back up the
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Speaker 2: roadside and I walked back to the house.
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Speaker 1: Man, there's all kinds there's all kinds of things that's
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Speaker 1: wrong with that story.
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Speaker 2: You call my wife a liar, calling me a liar.
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Speaker 1: Well, first of all, first of all, how did you
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Speaker 1: dare get back on that highway? Those guys were probably
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Speaker 1: looking for you.
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Speaker 2: Well, they they did not look for me, because they
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Speaker 2: when they heard their friends stream and grab his eyes,
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Speaker 2: they immediately took off, probably looking for a local planet
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Speaker 2: or something or a doctor. And I saw them take off.
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Speaker 2: That's what I got out from behind the bushes I
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Speaker 2: was behind, and I sort of scrambled up the dirt
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Speaker 2: hillside and I made my way back to the cabin.
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Speaker 2: Now I wasn't walking down the highway. I was walking
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Speaker 2: along the road. If I heard a car coming, I
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Speaker 2: would go and hide behind a tree. My wife came in.
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Speaker 2: She left to walk over up to Butler's landing about
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Speaker 2: five point thirty, and she came back by six fifteen. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: and so Steve then took the truck and went over
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Speaker 2: got bearing out to the six er blacks.
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Speaker 1: Well, Miss Billy that's extremely dangerous what you did to
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Speaker 1: that man.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that, but the Three Stage has done
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Speaker 2: it on a million of their movies, and you know
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Speaker 2: something else, That man deserved it.
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Speaker 1: How do you know you didn't inflict some serious harm
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Speaker 1: on that man?
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Speaker 2: The man screamed, you know, And at that point, I
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Speaker 2: was in fear for my life. Okay, So I'm not
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Speaker 2: about to hang around and see whether the guy's okay
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Speaker 2: talking about my wife sitting on his nose, hold on
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Speaker 2: for mins teeth. I wasn't about to hang around and see, well, gee,
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Speaker 2: if I don't do anything, maybe they'll be nice to be.
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Speaker 1: I mean, they're they're pulled, they're pulled over. You flagged
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Speaker 1: them down. Yeah, so you asked him to stop. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and so they did stop. They becked, well they beck
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Speaker 1: they backed up.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they backed up, and they came up to where
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Speaker 2: I was, and the guy points at his nose and says,
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Speaker 2: hop in and have a feat. And that's when I
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Speaker 2: did the old three stooges.
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Speaker 1: And so you took two fingers and you I punched
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Speaker 1: this guy two fingers.
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Speaker 2: With the eyeball punch, with the eye punch.
16:50
Speaker 1: Yet you heard him scream and they took off.
16:53
Speaker 2: Well, they started cursing me, going, what the hell do
16:55
Speaker 2: you think you're doing? But he's holding his face, and
16:58
Speaker 2: so one guy tried to get out. That's when I
17:01
Speaker 2: rolled down the hillside and hit behind a bush. My
17:03
Speaker 2: wife basically, what my wife did, she did a stunt roll.
17:07
Speaker 2: She just rolled out of the situation, a stunt roll
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Speaker 2: down the hillside.
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Speaker 1: You did a stunt roll.
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Speaker 2: That's right, what about it? And god, yeah, you we're survivor.
17:17
Speaker 2: The duelly is a survivor. Nobody. Look, no one comes
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Speaker 2: up to me, points at their nose and says have
17:22
Speaker 2: a seat when he's a big cub of proute oil.
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Speaker 2: No one.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but again, what you did to that man? It
17:29
Speaker 1: could have been a very serious injury.
17:31
Speaker 2: Well, you know I'm betting that. No, it wasn't. Three
17:33
Speaker 2: Stooges did all the time. See I got it. The
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Speaker 2: three Stuges done it all the time on their shows.
17:39
Speaker 1: You know, I can guarantee you right now, somebody who
17:41
Speaker 1: lives at Butler Lake has listened to this broadcast or
17:43
Speaker 1: will listen to this broadcast and will be on the
17:45
Speaker 1: lookout for you, and you may get a visit from
17:48
Speaker 1: one of the gendarmes up there.
17:50
Speaker 2: Well, you know something. First of all, Buttoner is run
17:53
Speaker 2: by the Gooblin County Sheriff, who I know very well,
17:57
Speaker 2: Todd Gooblin Gooble and comes from a look. I think
18:01
Speaker 2: they understand that's Steed.
18:02
Speaker 1: This got top goo Gooblin is part of the Gooblin family.
18:05
Speaker 2: No, he's part of the Buttoners. Yes, he's part of
18:07
Speaker 2: the Gooblin. Todd Gooblin is a very dear friend, very
18:11
Speaker 2: dear friend. Indeed, so the report would be made to
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Speaker 2: the goob the Gooblin Sheriff's office. Todd would feel the
18:18
Speaker 2: report more than likely.
18:20
Speaker 1: They must have some deputy sheriffs.
18:22
Speaker 2: Listen to you. Are you on my side or aren't you?
18:25
Speaker 2: Who's not you on Bozil.
18:26
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find out that the extent of the
18:28
Speaker 1: damage you might have done to this man.
18:30
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I was a woman being assaulted.
18:34
Speaker 1: No you weren't. I mean, if you flag the guy down,
18:36
Speaker 1: he said, he have a seat pointing at his nose.
18:38
Speaker 1: That's the worst thing that he did.
18:40
Speaker 2: These people have him up here all weekend with their
18:43
Speaker 2: trash can ways and their trash can smiles. I Bobby
18:47
Speaker 2: Dooley will not put up with it.
18:50
Speaker 1: Okay, now we got a phone call. Yeah, we got
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Speaker 1: a guy, guy in the name of Lad Grayson, who
18:55
Speaker 1: don't have any of Lad Grayson's gone. He says he's
18:57
Speaker 1: the guy that you did eyeball punch too.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure, you know what, I'll know whether
19:02
Speaker 2: it is or not. Hello.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, is this mister Ladd Grayson?
19:06
Speaker 2: Right? This is mister Ladd Grayson. I was at Button
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Speaker 2: the Lake today and I was the one that got
19:11
Speaker 2: two fingers stuck in my eyes simply because I was
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Speaker 2: saying to this young lady, have a seat, That's all
19:16
Speaker 2: I said.
19:16
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, we've got to determine if you
19:19
Speaker 1: are who who you say you are.
19:20
Speaker 2: Ye, hold on, hold on, what were you wearing? What
19:23
Speaker 2: color shorts were you wearing? I was wearing baby blue
19:25
Speaker 2: shorts and I got a wonder woman tattoo up on
19:29
Speaker 2: my upper right by step. Okay, you you are this man?
19:32
Speaker 2: Your name is? What? My name is? Lad Grayson? And
19:35
Speaker 2: all I did would say to you, hey, hop in,
19:38
Speaker 2: have a seat, and yeah, I pointed at my note. Right,
19:42
Speaker 2: that is crude and vulgar, But I don't think it
19:44
Speaker 2: necessitated you almost blinding me. But put your fingers in
19:49
Speaker 2: my eyes.
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Speaker 1: Mister Grayson, Let I ask you. Are you okay?
19:51
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm all right. What I should do though, is
19:54
Speaker 2: sue you for a soul? Did you go to the police, Yes,
19:57
Speaker 2: I did. I talked to Sheriff goog Blind. He said
19:59
Speaker 2: he am I okay. I said I was fine, and
20:01
Speaker 2: the s and they said that who was the lady?
20:03
Speaker 2: And I said, well, she's in a string bikini and
20:07
Speaker 2: high here. He's at Bobby Dooley and she's generally on
20:10
Speaker 2: this Phil Henry podcast. And so that's how I found you, right,
20:14
Speaker 2: And so is he gonna arrest me? He said he'd
20:17
Speaker 2: take care of it. Well, let me as I said,
20:18
Speaker 2: I know, mister Gooblin. I know Sheriff Gooblin. He's gonna
20:21
Speaker 2: do nothing of the sort. Sheriff Goublin knows that young
20:24
Speaker 2: women this time of year at Butler Lake are at risk.
20:28
Speaker 2: Well wait a minute, we are at risk from garbage
20:31
Speaker 2: like you, lily white trash coming up in your stayed
20:34
Speaker 2: shorts talking to me about having a seat on your face. No,
20:39
Speaker 2: can't do. Let me tell you something. This is her husband.
20:41
Speaker 2: Oh bo, I wish i'd been there. What are you
20:44
Speaker 2: gonna do about it. I took care of it. Steve Nwharton,
20:47
Speaker 2: So telling me that the sheriff there of Gooblin County
20:50
Speaker 2: is not gonna do nothing about it, I doubt it seriously.
20:52
Speaker 2: All right.
20:53
Speaker 1: Let me ask you, sir, mister Gray. I assume that
20:55
Speaker 1: you can't couldn't possibly be all right you've got any
20:57
Speaker 1: kind of damage at all.
20:59
Speaker 2: You know what, when I file a civil suit against
21:02
Speaker 2: this woman, duly, I may find out that I've got
21:04
Speaker 2: X ray vision in one eye and I'm blind in
21:06
Speaker 2: the other. What do you think about that? You do
21:08
Speaker 2: whatever you can do. You get your doctors, I'll get mine.
21:12
Speaker 2: What does that mean? You get you a doctor's You
21:14
Speaker 2: get your doctors, we'll get ours. You get your doctors,
21:17
Speaker 2: we'll get ours.
21:17
Speaker 1: Well, I you know, I would have to stand here
21:20
Speaker 1: with mister Grayson for nobody cares.
21:22
Speaker 2: Care's what you think, mister Bozell, Well, I care what
21:25
Speaker 2: he thinks.
21:26
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to stand with mister Grayson. He's gonna
21:28
Speaker 1: sue you for you sticking your fingers in his eyes.
21:32
Speaker 2: Okay, and I'll sue him for gross sexual harassment. I was.
21:37
Speaker 2: I felt it risk for my life, my wife Philip,
21:39
Speaker 2: she would be a text. What are you? Are you
21:42
Speaker 2: kidding me? All I said was I've got somewhere for
21:45
Speaker 2: you to sit, and I pointed in my nose. Really
21:48
Speaker 2: and you call that? What do you call that an
21:50
Speaker 2: affectionate comment? Do you call that something that is going
21:52
Speaker 2: to it? Dear you to me? Do you call that
21:54
Speaker 2: a comment that a woman wouldn't be afraid of? I
21:56
Speaker 2: don't think. So. You know what, I'm gonna assue you, miss,
22:00
Speaker 2: for sticking your fingers in, and why I will tell
22:04
Speaker 2: the court what.
22:05
Speaker 1: You said, Miss dulam Man. He said to you, he
22:07
Speaker 1: pointed at his nose.
22:08
Speaker 2: He pointed directly at his nose, and said, come on
22:12
Speaker 2: in and have a seat. And that's when I thought,
22:15
Speaker 2: get a load of the big tub of trash. And
22:17
Speaker 2: I did a little two finger punch, just just yeah,
22:20
Speaker 2: all right, and right in my eyeballs.
22:23
Speaker 1: But you're all right, sir, I can see fine.
22:25
Speaker 2: But who knows what damage I'm gonna believe me. I'll
22:29
Speaker 2: go see a doctor and I will go see and
22:31
Speaker 2: I will and I will see. If I can't have
22:33
Speaker 2: you prosecute it, you do what you need to do.
22:37
Speaker 2: Todd Gooblin's a friend, of mine. You know, the gooblin
22:40
Speaker 2: don't give a damn you know that?
22:42
Speaker 1: All right? Well, thank you, sir, mister mister lad Grayson.
22:45
Speaker 1: Where do you live, sir?
22:46
Speaker 2: I come from Santa Barbara, California.
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Speaker 1: Okay, sir, no you don't.
22:50
Speaker 2: You come from another country, don't you? I live in
22:53
Speaker 2: Santa Barbara, California. You're a forty you're part of that
22:56
Speaker 2: floatilla trash that arrived at Buttoner this past weekend. Yea,
23:00
Speaker 2: how come we left? Well, I'm glad you did. Are
23:03
Speaker 2: you a parent? You didn't leave fast enough because you're
23:05
Speaker 2: walking down the road and you flagged us down. You
23:08
Speaker 2: flagged us down? Yeah, I did. I flagged you down
23:11
Speaker 2: to tell you what a carlat a donut oil and
23:13
Speaker 2: crooked teek you were. You were the guys that were
23:14
Speaker 2: yelling at me. Oh, I said, god, damn you. I
23:19
Speaker 2: pointed my nose. That's the kind of thing that's gonna
23:23
Speaker 2: set a woman off.
23:24
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I don't think we're gonna have a
23:25
Speaker 1: resolution to this at all here, Lad Grayson. Good luck
23:29
Speaker 1: to you, sir. You have an attorney, you know the doolies,
23:32
Speaker 1: and I'm assuming it's a civil action.
23:34
Speaker 2: You better believe it'd be a civil action. This was
23:37
Speaker 2: a vicious attack by a woman, a single woman on
23:42
Speaker 2: the side of a road, a car loat of five
23:44
Speaker 2: beer belly rednecks, all of you guys at one time
23:46
Speaker 2: pointing at your noses and saying, have a seat. So
23:50
Speaker 2: I decided I picked up the guy closest to me. Yeah,
23:53
Speaker 2: I gave you the two finger. I gave you a
23:55
Speaker 2: two finger. Surprised, right, you could have blinded me. You
23:58
Speaker 2: could have blinded me. Good?
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Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you, mister Grayson. We'll be
24:03
Speaker 1: talking about this as the days and weeks go on,
24:05
Speaker 1: and certainly like to get your input as you head
24:08
Speaker 1: toward whatever legal remedy you see you don't.
24:11
Speaker 2: Worry about it, Duley, I will seek a legal remedy. Yeah,
24:14
Speaker 2: you do that, You do that, Good luck. I was
24:16
Speaker 2: a single woman on the side of a road, and
24:19
Speaker 2: a car load of and a car load of you
24:21
Speaker 2: guys that ordinarily would be hanging around a bait shop
24:24
Speaker 2: come rolling by, all of your point that your noses
24:27
Speaker 2: have a seat, and I flag you down. All watch
24:30
Speaker 2: you flag us down? To do what I did? Once
24:33
Speaker 2: she was in a vulnerable, bumbable position. Oh why don't
24:37
Speaker 2: you shut up?
24:38
Speaker 1: Okay, thanks very much, mister Grayson. That's Lad Grayson, Bobby
24:43
Speaker 1: and Steve Duley. Here are your final thoughts.
24:46
Speaker 2: I was going to say, a lone woman walking down
24:49
Speaker 2: the side of a highway on our way to get beer,
24:51
Speaker 2: nuts and Black's beer gets who to at by this
24:55
Speaker 2: car load of dumb buttoner Lake hillbillies. You better believe
25:00
Speaker 2: I went ahead and said said hello to this guy,
25:04
Speaker 2: introduced him to my introduced him to my ring finger
25:06
Speaker 2: and finger number one.
25:08
Speaker 1: Your ring finger and finger number, Well, that would make
25:11
Speaker 1: never mind.
25:12
Speaker 2: As to whatever the what the first two fingers is
25:14
Speaker 2: next to the thumb. Yeah, whatever you call those. Yeah,
25:17
Speaker 2: whatever you call those.
25:19
Speaker 1: Thank you, miss Dooley for your time. Got h Yeah,
25:21
Speaker 1: that's I gotta go.
25:23
Speaker 2: Oh wait, because you feel you give an airtime to
25:25
Speaker 2: a woman that stands up for herself.
25:26
Speaker 1: No, that's not it at all. I believe when women
25:28
Speaker 1: standing up for themselves. But I think that in that case,
25:31
Speaker 1: that could have been a very serious injury to that man.
25:34
Speaker 1: He's going to sue you, and he probably has a case.
25:37
Speaker 2: He doesn't know, Todd Gooblin. He doesn't know Todd Gooblin.
25:39
Speaker 1: All right, Well you know Todd Gooblin, the Sheriff of
25:42
Speaker 1: Gooblin County. That's right, okay, I thank you very much.
25:46
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, we wanted to Steve Oh, the Sheriff
25:50
Speaker 2: of Gooblin Coty. He is a friend of mine, The
25:54
Speaker 2: Sheriff of Gooblin Coardy. For him, I did no time.
25:58
Speaker 2: The Sheriff of Gooblin Carroty. He is the kind of
26:01
Speaker 2: guy to know. Oh, the Sheriff of Goobling County. He
26:04
Speaker 2: sure don't blow Bill the Sheriff. I got it. Thank you,
26:08
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
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Speaker 1: It's fitting and thank you. Steve Bozel here talking to
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Speaker 1: Bobby Dooley from Buttoner Lake where she just stuck two
26:17
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