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MIA AND BARBIE - NOTHING LIKE FUCKING ON A PILE OF LAUNDRY - GO WAFFLE HOUSE! · CALL ME MISTRESS

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  Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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  I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me the Barbie.
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  Hi. I'm 6 four 458 lbs nine inch
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  thick cock. If you're going to be that big,
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  you need at least a 13 inch cock Barbie.
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  I'm a 2 grower, not a shower. So the 9 inches just flaccid?
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  I'm nine inches flaccid, guys, I'm just kidding. 10 inches
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  flaccid. I showed you the picture of the
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  guy who I sucked his Dick at 26 inches.
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  Did I ever show you the picture? I mean, glorious fucking cock.
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  26. 26 inches. I cry.
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  Well, I mean, how much can you really stick in your mouth?
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  It was but a couple of inches and.
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  It. Was the girth on that thing?
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  It was like, I mean. Survived getting a boner.
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  I'd be scared to get a boner. I'd be like, I'm gonna pass out
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  guys. All the blood in my body will be
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  in my Dick. Barbie, when he went to have
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  surgery done, he, you know, when they do the actual surgery for
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  erections and penises and all of that, it's like an accordion of
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  nerves in there and they cut into all of that.
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  And so here he had to practice getting a hard on masturbating
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  and he couldn't orgasm. So all this was, you know, set
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  through cock therapy. I shit you not, it was a real
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  fucking thing. He had to see a fucking physical
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  therapist. Yeah, I.
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  Gotta go see my physical therapist, she used to wank me
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  off for an hour. Dick don't work.
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  Gotta go get professionally drunk dog.
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  But yes, we did. That's not what we wanted to
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  talk about. I was just.
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  Saying it was a fucking glorious Dick, It really was.
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  It's so gorgeous. So anyway.
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  Yeah, I told my husband I want that as my hall pass.
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  Now he's had surgery, you know, so I can imagine he had surgery
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  years ago, so it might be a good footlong.
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  Now I can have $5. Footlong.
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  That's all it's worth. That's all.
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  It's worth If you're paying more than $5 for that footlong bet,
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  you are not getting a good deal. OK, alright, Barbie, I'm gonna
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  let you have the floor. Yep.
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  Well, about what? I feel like this is an
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  intervention and I'm getting confronted right now.
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  Barbara, you wear entirely too much makeup now.
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  Yeah. Right now.
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  I'm wearing a ton. No tell everyone you went and
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  did this this event last weekend.
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  I. Did yeah.
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  It was one of my first events like working as a dominatrix,
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  like outside of the dungeon, you know, cuz there's not like a ton
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  of stuff for that. But it was like this chains and
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  champagne was the name of it. And it was like this big like
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  fetish ball and it was like really cool and gave me like my
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  own blow up room. It was like this giant like 15
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  by 15, like light up house. Those are so fucking cool.
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  Yeah. And it had like windows and they
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  were like. And I thought, like, when I had
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  gotten booked, I had gotten ghosted and I was like, oh, they
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  weren't fucking with my prices because I'm a real dominatrix.
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  I was like, they probably just want some bitch to wear like
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  heels and carry a flogger. And I'm like, that's fine.
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  That's just not what I am. It's like if you're booking a
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  service, you're booking a service.
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  And so I then end up going working a different event hosted
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  by them, doing a different kind of performance.
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  And I ended up meeting the owner of the event.
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  Turns out he's the man who was emailing me and he's like, Oh my
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  gosh, I'm so sorry. I had been meaning to get back
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  to you. And then he ends up hiring me on
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  the spot for the, the next like the fetish ball.
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  And it was super cool. He's like, yeah, we have like
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  other dominatrixes coming. And he's like, yeah, but I, I
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  think you're like the only legit 1.
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  And I was like, it kind of like made me feel like a little bit
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  like, oh, the only legit was I was like, what does that even
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  mean? And so then like the party came
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  and so I wasn't expecting to get my own room.
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  And so I was very. Shocked, you know, it means that
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  you work for the best dominatrix on the Gulf Coast.
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  I'm just saying I mean. But yeah, I walked into the
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  event and they're like, oh, you want to see your house?
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  And I was like my house. But yeah, you get your own
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  house. You're like my Barbie.
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  No one. I called it my Barbie Dream
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  House all night. It was so fun.
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  Someone said I should have called it my Barbie Scream
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  House. That's gonna be the Halloween
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  party. That's awesome.
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  OK, but. Yeah, it was really fun.
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  I got to play with a lot of people.
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  A lot of people were very open to it.
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  It was a lot of people's first time meeting a dominatrix or
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  like being at like a more of a real fetish event or even trying
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  it outside of the bedroom. So like, it was really cool.
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  Like one group of people made it rain.
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  That was fun. So do a bunch of wines all over
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  the room. Awesome.
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  Felt very glamorous. That is awesome.
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  That's cool. Well, you know you're deserving
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  of it. Yeah.
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  They had like live shibari there, okay.
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  They had a male Dom actually he was working the station next to
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  me. They did not give him a house.
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  They gave him a just a Saint Andrew's cross.
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  That's all he got in the corner. I'm just being a dickhead.
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  Naughty Darty. Sorry, I can't hear you from
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  inside my house, all the way over here in the middle of the
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  room inside my house. I'm just kidding.
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  The power went straight to my head.
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  I had a bouncer too, and I was like, don't let anybody in.
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  Well. That's fucking awesome.
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  That's great. Yeah, those blow up houses,
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  those are just the fucking bomb diggity.
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  They are. How much are they?
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  Are they expensive? They're.
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  You know, the prices have come down, so I mean I've priced them
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  they. 'D be cool for parties if we
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  ever got a fun. You know, we just have to in the
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  winter because I mean, it could be so fucking hot, right?
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  You know, it's honestly not bad. And the event was like in a
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  refurbished like warehouse and I thought it would get really hot
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  in there. And I was wearing latex and I
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  was like fine, like, and I was drinking too.
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  So all the mixture to get overheated, that was pretty OK.
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  I didn't notice being hot. Maybe I was.
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  I heard, I heard I was very drunk.
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  I'm kidding. You're just slinging your whip.
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  I drink when I was done, I finished my shift at the
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  whipping factor right Barbie and it got I'm a professional.
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  You better be. Don't.
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  Google me on Yelp. Represent.
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  Yeah, yeah, that's too funny. So you and I came up with doing
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  this party. Yeah, for you and I, this is our
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  event for first time together to do a Marquis de Saad who is like
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  the daddy, the granddaddy of BDSM.
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  Yes. So, Marquis.
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  De la homage. Yes, little homage.
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  He wrote books like Justine. He wrote another, I think two or
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  three other books, but. He was a true.
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  Sadist, and I mean a lot of it. He kind of killed people.
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  You know that happens. It happens not not to me though,
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  but it happens sometimes. But, you know, Needless to say,
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  it was a really cool theme because it was during the the
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  Age of Enlightenment about human sexuality.
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  And so we're talking about you're like, oh, Brigerton.
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  Oh, yeah. So it's obviously white powdered
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  wigs and very, very. France, we're gonna be painting
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  people like one of those French girls, you know?
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  Yeah, definitely. I'm excited and maybe I'll do
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  like paint little moles on. We'll have the powdered wigs.
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  Yes, yes. You know, I used to meet a
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  friend, me and him used to watch the show called Harlots and it
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  was I and I'm gonna tell you yeah, me and old timey
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  prostitutes have a strong connection.
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  Fuck yes, me and old timey prostitute.
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  And I loved that show. You know, the the, the richer
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  prostitutes that were all French themed on that show.
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  That is the probably the vibe I'm bringing to the party.
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  Like I love that. And I know that's like the same
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  time period and a little bit all around the same time.
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  Yes. And I'm like that's I'm gonna
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  have me a little bustier on with my little mommy. 5 shillings
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  bitch. But you know what happened to
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  that show? You know what, I never finished
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  it and then I think I might have missed if it got cancelled.
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  Because I had probably. Got hit by COVID.
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  It could have been. Actually, I feel like I watched
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  it after COVID. That shit was, I need to
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  rewatch. It was a good show.
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  I stopped watching it because it got a little angsty and I don't
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  like sad things. I liked it when it was funny and
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  crass. Yeah, that's when it was at its
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  meat and potatoes is when they're all being funny and
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  crass and it's a little dramatic, but hey, it got too
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  sad. I was like hurt my heart now.
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  Yeah, it kind of got gross too at different times when they're
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  talking about like the Black Plague and the bubonic plague
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  there. Was like 1 where they like left
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  a dead body in someone's house. I was real yucky and I was like,
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  I was watching Brashtin, not CSI.
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  Yeah, I wanted to watch CSI. CSI Burgerton.
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  It's so stupid. Do you want Bridgeton?
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  I've seen. Parts of it.
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  Can I tell you something really fun?
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  Yes. There was this really dramatic
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  scene where they were complaining because the main
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  family they follow is the Bridgeton's and they're
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  explaining how Mr. Bergeron himself and and they're
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  explaining how he passed because he's dead and and it's so
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  dramatic, but you know how he died?
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  He got stung by a bee and it's before medicine.
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  It was a so it's just literally this dramatic, like a scene of
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  him just dying in his kids arm in the garden and they just
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  can't do shit about it. And I was like, no, that's kind
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  of fucked up. That is really fun.
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  And I was like, it wasn't gory, but it was just so dramatic.
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  So I was like, I never, I never thought about the people who
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  were like height, like anaphylactic before.
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  That was like they knew what that was.
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  And I was like, oh man, that must suck.
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  Figure that out late. Where's the Benadryl?
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  Benadryl What? Get the drill.
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  He needs a hole in his head that makes sense.
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  Bring the. Lobotomy Blues.
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  Bring the leeches. Isn't that?
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  Crazy. We need the bone saw.
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  He's been stung by me. Oh my God, you know, I did an
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  episode oh so long ago and it was honestly about the seventeen
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  1800s and how they were not doing like fresh wound changing.
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  Girl, they didn't they they had in his pots.
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  Yes, did you know, I don't know if you know this, but them girls
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  in the big dresses, they would have little like gravy looking
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  dishes. And when they would need to pee
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  because there weren't really bathrooms, they would hike the
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  dress up, pee in this gravy dish and dump it out and then put
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  their gravy dish right back in their little undercoat.
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  Girl, go find a Bush. I cannot handle that I was born
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  in the right time. I need toilet paper and a bidet.
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  I just need a slave to lick me clean.
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  But you know, you just have a Barbie.
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  I'm a little too mean to have a full time slave.
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  I'll be abusing y'all for real I say.
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  Y'all piss me off? I say this, I'm going.
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  Here at their head or something. Next day I'll have like 10
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  toilet slaves contacting me. Oh man, do you really do?
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  That well, how clean are their mouths?
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  Because then you got to watch the.
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  Spit off. Oh, they got to have clean
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  mouths. Yeah, you.
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  Got to bleach it first. Oh yeah, put.
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  The leeches in. There.
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  Oh my God. So we're going to do that party.
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  Yeah, we were talking about a party.
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  Now we're talking about Bridger 10.
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  I'm excited. I think it'll be fun.
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  I I think so too. It's classy, it's sexy.
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  It's like a little scandal. Now I'm gonna go back, go back
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  in time. Your first party when you and I
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  first met you came to the. Barbie party?
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  I did. That was my first party at
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  Mia's. Yes.
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  What a day. And I looked like a Barbie.
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  You did. I had.
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  On like a hot pink outfit, bright blonde hair.
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  I had hot pink hair at the time as well.
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  Like yes, big big eyes. Yes, yeah, that was ideal.
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  That was because you stuck out. You obviously, you know, you
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  stick out. It's my abrasive personality in
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  a large frame build. It's your presence.
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  It is your presence, I swear. People love to see you and they
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  love to see you at parties. And when you came to that party,
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  what did you think about that first time coming actually into
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  a fetish party? You know, weirdly enough, kind
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  of chilling. Yeah.
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  But I think I'm naturally a very like socially calm person like
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  because I had been to a dungeon before.
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  Not a party though, but luckily I was there with like a friend
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  or two, so I kind of wasn't that anxious or anything.
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  I, I kind of was a wallflower. It was I did the thing everyone,
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  most people do at their first party where they do nothing,
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  where you kind of just stand and look because you feel awkward.
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  You don't want to take up space. Like you almost feel
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  uncomfortable. You've never been to the house
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  before. You don't know what you're
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  allowed to do because it's like, the thing about like a sex
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  party, when you first go, you don't realize how, like,
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  impolite you feel to start doing that in someone's house until
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  you get to someone's house and you're like, I'm not supposed to
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  have sex here. It's not my house.
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  But weirdly enough, I was a submissive that party.
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  I was there with my Adam at the time.
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  And then, yeah, we had fun. We actually ended up hooking up
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  in the tents when you had them all the way in the back.
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  Yeah, it was fun. The people next to me, Assholes,
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  dude, assholes. They were just screaming about
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  Waffle House. I'm trying my back blown out.
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  I don't want to hear about that shit.
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  I'm like just nut and roll over like everybody else.
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  Stop talking. So it was like 6 bitches in
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  there talking and there's just like a little sheer veil.
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  And then of course the bed we were on completely deflated.
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  Me and the beds at Nias, I don't know what it is with me in the
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  beds at me is, but it's folded up there.
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  One of your I think Brie bought brought me like probably half
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  your house's linens. So it's just I'm getting fucked
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  on a pile of laundry next to some Dick heads screaming out of
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  Wawa and I'm like, I ain't doing this again.
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  And I've been a Dom ever since. I'm joking.
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  I'm joking. Oh my God, I'm dying, OK.
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  But no, I had a really good time.
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  I was very inexperienced at the time, so I didn't, you know, But
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  yeah, it was still a lot of fun. I have more fun now though.
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  So for those who do not know the good old Waffle House, we're
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  here in the South. You know, they stopped making
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  that awful. They stopped making the Waffle
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  Houses, you know, after Texas above Texas above, you know,
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  Arkansas, Oklahoma. Should leave that shit.
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  Down they they do, and you know you.
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  We don't need to bother you get. Huddle House when you I ain't.
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  Going there. What the fuck up with me?
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  When you start hitting like the the Carolinas, but you know,
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  there's people overseas and they're like, what the what is
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  the Waffle House? The Waffle House is a diner, and
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  it's so funny. State of mind it's it's not good
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  no, because I feel like here's the issue.
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  I've seen videos about people from other countries and they'll
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  be like is Waffle House good like I went and it was nothing
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  well, because 1 you went at 8:00 AM you went treating it like a
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  normal restaurant. It's not you don't go to Waffle
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  House. You end up at Waffle House.
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  Treat it like the anomaly, and it is.
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  Yes, you don't plan to go there. You go there when you're dying
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  of alcohol poisoning and you have to have bread now.
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  Yes, that's how you go. That's how you go two 3:00 plus
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  in the morning. It has to be dark.
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  Yes. Because if it's not the night
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  shift, it's not the good shift. They put the crazy people that
• 16:40
  should not have jobs on night shift and that's where you need.
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  To be, you know. Not you specifically, I meant
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  just I know it's just for people.
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  But you know, it's funny because all the people that are left at
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  the end of the night, they're always just like, OK, who's
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  going to Waffle House? And I was like, what the fuck is
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  this? Is this like, you know, cheers
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  from 80s? You know, it's like I.
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  Started going to the a different dungeon.
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  Yeah. The friends I made after every
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  time they wanted to go to Waffle House.
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  And I went because I just like hanging out.
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  But like, I never, I, I only ever went to Waffle House
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  because it's the only thing open.
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  Yeah. And so, like, I don't, I don't
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  understand why people are hype about it.
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  I'm like, it's last resort. That's why we go, guys.
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  That's why you go. Because, like, nobody has water,
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  burger, money or time. Actually, Whataburger takes 45
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  minutes. Yeah, it's 45 minutes, $85, and
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  they're going to slap your tires and shoot you in the back of
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  that. Oh.
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  My God, Oh did I tell? You how to stop going to this
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  one Whataburger because this, this like this drive through
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  worker wouldn't stop talking to me.
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  Like knew who I was. I guess they knew me from social
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  media and they had been to some of my events before.
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  Yeah. And so when they're seeing, when
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  I'm at Whataburger by myself at the end of the night, you don't
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  need to be witnessing that. It's between me and God.
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  What's going on in that car. I need to get home like I'm I'm
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  it's the end of the night. Social batteries dead, Barbies
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  in the car. Like Barbie is no longer Barbie.
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  Barbie is back to her normal self.
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  Yes. And I pull up.
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  And pull up Barbie. Skipper.
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  What Barbie is skipper? She's Barbie's younger sister.
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  Barbie is now a nun. Don't talk to me.
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  I'm not nice. I'm not social and I get there
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  and this is Oh my God, I know you but and I thought it was fun
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  every time, Every fucking time they want to sit there and talk
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  with me, they want to talk about Instagram.
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  And then they like it was just so annoying like I literally
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  couldn't like they would just start talking to me for so long
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  and it would be like 2 in the morning and I already waited 85
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  minutes to get my 3 French fries you're giving me.
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  And I'm like, just please give me my food.
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  Tears welling in my eyes. I'm being held hostage.
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  And I felt like such a bitch because a person's being so
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  nice. And I truly did appreciate the
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  kindness because they did give me like a free smoothie 1.
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  So that was chill. But I'm sitting here, I'm like,
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  I need you to do this at 2:00 PM next time because 3:00 AM.
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  It's not working emotionally for me.
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  This dynamic isn't working. And I had to stop going.
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  And it was like, I felt bad because it's like, I don't want
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  to avoid someone who loves me. Like, love you too, Pookie.
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  But yeah, I need peace when I'm eating like a pig at night.
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  I don't want to be recognized. Yeah, yeah, I want.
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  To be recognized, yes, I need to be a pig in peace.
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  Let me sit in private. Yes.
• 19:40
  You know, it's so funny. That's so funny.
• 19:43
  It's like. Purposely going to a Walmart,
• 19:45
  not by your house so you don't run into people, you know?
• 19:47
  Yeah, that's how I am. Like if I'm not out, I don't
• 19:50
  want to run into nobody. You know, I grew up on the West
• 19:53
  side. You're in the West side now.
• 19:55
  But you know, what's interesting is I go to the Whataburger over
• 20:00
  here now. You know, we're kind of country,
• 20:03
  used to be in the country. And it's always just around the
• 20:07
  corner, tons of fucking people. And I went to the one on the
• 20:12
  West side couple weeks back and you have to have a bathroom code
• 20:16
  to get into the fucking bathroom.
• 20:18
  I was like, where the fuck am I? So yeah, it's, it's been
• 20:23
  interesting. It's been interesting with that.
• 20:25
  But yeah, Waffle House parties, Yeah, we ready to call it.
• 20:31
  Yeah, I've been on one today. Apologies, listeners.
• 20:34
  I feel like I apologize every time.
• 20:35
  No. You're good, you're good.
• 20:38
  So Mia brings me in, she gives me soda, gets me excited, spins
• 20:42
  me in circles, and then she sends me the chair and goes, OK,
• 20:45
  be serious. We have to talk for an hour and
• 20:47
  you just spit like a dog. Like spent 30 minutes rounding
• 20:50
  up. God bless, but now you know
• 20:54
  you're going to on what? It's a new festival on Saturday.
• 20:59
  Saturday, yeah. So promote that.
• 21:01
  I'm going to be doing a demo thing at the Risque Nights
• 21:08
  Carnival and the Crestview. It's at the Crestview Risque
• 21:12
  Moments Warehouse. I believe it's this Saturday.
• 21:15
  I think it's at like 6:00 or 7:00 PM.
• 21:18
  It's Saturday the 21st. It's going to be really fun.
• 21:21
  I'm excited to do it. I'm really excited that I get
• 21:24
  that there's more kink events happening specifically more like
• 21:29
  kind of seems like more like vanilla king events that aren't
• 21:33
  like parties. And I kind of enjoying it.
• 21:35
  I feel like it's growing the local community around here
• 21:39
  because those are really good gateway events for people
• 21:42
  curious about it. Because if people are too
• 21:45
  nervous to go to like a real swinger party or a real BDSM
• 21:48
  party, they might go to oh, risking moments is having a
• 21:53
  little festival day. Let's go to that.
• 21:56
  So I think that's, it's, I like these kind of events.
• 21:59
  I hope I get to do more. It's good to represent, it's
• 22:02
  good to show up, you know, cuz there's not a lot of
• 22:05
  dominatrixes in the area. I actually I'd say we probably
• 22:10
  know. All of them.
• 22:12
  All of them. So and and a lot of them don't
• 22:15
  do anything besides private work.
• 22:18
  And so it is fun to be able to like represent, you know, little
• 22:22
  dominatrixes around here. And you know, I don't know if
• 22:24
  I'm good representation. I'm gonna represent y'all,
• 22:26
  whether y'all like it or not. Shut the hell up.
• 22:28
  You know you're the best represent.
• 22:29
  Y'all got to come out and do. It you know you're awesome,
• 22:32
  don't Even so. If you're available, come see me
• 22:35
  and you can give me like money while I perform.
• 22:37
  You can just like throw me money and I'll like totally like, love
• 22:39
  it. I'm trying to get through
• 22:40
  college right now and like things are like just really hard
• 22:43
  at home. Barbie needs more sex toys and
• 22:47
  her. If you I'm actually not kidding.
• 22:50
  If you ever want to send Barbie a gift.
• 22:53
  I like them long and thick so. She's a size queen.
• 22:59
  FYI, you know what I don't like saying that I think I'm ashamed
• 23:02
  to say I'm a size queen. I don't think I am.
• 23:05
  But then I look at like. You have a 13 inch cock.
• 23:08
  You like, but it's not also the five inch one.
• 23:11
  OK. Like, you know.
• 23:13
  You sound like Kylie the lesbian because she was just like she's
• 23:17
  never been penetrated by a real Dick and I'm telling her, trust
• 23:21
  me, a real cock. I've had plastic, I've had real.
• 23:24
  The real ones, fuck it, they're amazing.
• 23:27
  Yeah, as someone who's been fucked with a strap by like
• 23:31
  multiple people at this point, something different about a
• 23:34
  Dick. And you can tell there is.
• 23:35
  You can always tell. Like I had a dildo used on me
• 23:39
  the other day and afterwards I was like, how did I know that
• 23:41
  was a dildo before I even saw it?
• 23:42
  I'm like just the vibes. It's the yeah, you know.
• 23:45
  You just know also the temperature.
• 23:47
  Yeah, Oh. Dicks are never as hard as a
• 23:49
  dildo. No.
• 23:50
  Dildos are very stiff. Yeah.
• 23:53
  They're almost like a little painful if they're used to
• 23:55
  rough. Oh yeah, very much so.
• 23:57
  Yeah, we're going to get into another podcast we are wrapping
• 24:00
  up. Yeah, the.
• 24:01
  Photographers here. I got I got a man on the front
• 24:04
  porch. He's been on the front porch 10
• 24:05
  minutes. Make him wait.
• 24:08
  All right, so let's give this. Thank you, Barbie.
• 24:11
  Always a pleasure. You're welcome.
• 24:13
  So until then, this has been the latest episode of Call Me
• 24:17
  Mistress.