Latest / Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge / Twitter Takedown
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- 0:02Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melon Camps and
- 0:05Speaker 1: camera Jedge. So here we are. We are back to
- 0:15Speaker 1: cheese in a pod with myself, Teddy Melon Camp, and
- 0:19Speaker 1: Tamra Jan. I'm just drinking a little bit of Alka
- 0:25Speaker 1: Seltzer right now. I have an upset tummy. Um drink. No,
- 0:30Speaker 1: I have not drank since Bravo con. I was gonna
- 0:33Speaker 1: try to drink on the last podcast but could not. Um.
- 0:37Speaker 1: I'm like, I feel like ever since I've gotten all
- 0:39Speaker 1: these things removed and everything, like my body is just
- 0:42Speaker 1: like hurting and not feeling like, yeah, you're you're healing.
- 0:45Speaker 1: I honestly wouldn't recommend that you drink. It's a gast
- 0:48Speaker 1: thing for you. So your body's telling you no, Teddy,
- 0:52Speaker 1: my body is not today. Satan, not today, knack not
- 0:57Speaker 1: to today, calls. My body's like go kick rocks and
- 1:03Speaker 1: lay down. But like, here's the biggest problem. And and guys,
- 1:07Speaker 1: I realized that there's bigger problems to having some sort
- 1:09Speaker 1: of cancer situation. I did Texas to Tamera and Kyle
- 1:15Speaker 1: both separately, which is the fact of the condition of
- 1:19Speaker 1: my armpit right now. I don't know that I could
- 1:22Speaker 1: ever really let Edwin see my armpit again, if it's
- 1:24Speaker 1: going to look the same way that it looks right now,
- 1:27Speaker 1: I think of vagina. It looks like one of the
- 1:30Speaker 1: vaginas they talk about on Potomac. It is when they
- 1:34Speaker 1: talk about me as vagina and how it got put
- 1:37Speaker 1: through the wringer. That's what my armpit looks like. Because
- 1:40Speaker 1: now I have all these like scary strips on it
- 1:42Speaker 1: and tape, and like I can't properly put deodorn on it,
- 1:46Speaker 1: if you should put any deodorn on it. But it
- 1:49Speaker 1: smells weird, I'm telling you. Is it infected? No, it's
- 1:53Speaker 1: not infected. But now I have like a whole show us.
- 1:57Speaker 1: No you can't see it because I have a whole
- 1:59Speaker 1: scary strip there now. But like it's well, I've got
- 2:02Speaker 1: to believe the your arm pits pretty damned sensitive and
- 2:05Speaker 1: to be cut in there and then you're opening up
- 2:07Speaker 1: like that, it's going to be irritated. So but just
- 2:10Speaker 1: leave your arm down, let it heal. Well. Fine, but
- 2:13Speaker 1: now it's have you bought your results back yet? No?
- 2:16Speaker 1: I won't get my results back until Thursday. I don't worry.
- 2:19Speaker 1: I texted him on Halloween. Hey, s daddy, you just
- 2:21Speaker 1: check in and you get the results. He's like, I'll
- 2:23Speaker 1: see you on Thursday. Why does it take so long?
- 2:27Speaker 1: I don't know. And then Thursdays, when I get all
- 2:29Speaker 1: the I do all the other testing too, and then
- 2:31Speaker 1: don't worry. I leave Friday for work in Vegas for
- 2:34Speaker 1: a night, which I try to make you come to,
- 2:36Speaker 1: but you're busy. Oh yeah, that's a big day for
- 2:40Speaker 1: me Friday. Okay, So, well you missed some things you missed. Um,
- 2:46Speaker 1: the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap. Drew got sick.
- 2:50Speaker 1: We have Kyle come on. She gave us a really
- 2:53Speaker 1: good pod. She gave us a lot of info. Um.
- 2:57Speaker 1: But before we get into recabing Salt Lake City and Ptomac,
- 3:00Speaker 1: we have some housewife headlines to talk about. Okay, So
- 3:06Speaker 1: first one just came in a second ago, which was
- 3:09Speaker 1: rumor has it Lisa Rennat has deleted her Twitter account.
- 3:16Speaker 1: Maybe she didn't want to pay the twenty dollars a
- 3:17Speaker 1: month to keep that blue chuck. I all I know
- 3:23Speaker 1: is that I can confirm that she has deactivated her
- 3:27Speaker 1: Twitter account. Deactivated. I knew she didn't delete it. She
- 3:30Speaker 1: really has a lot of followers but um, let's talk
- 3:33Speaker 1: about the twenty dollars that Ellen is going to charge
- 3:35Speaker 1: us if you have a verified account? What what that
- 3:38Speaker 1: blue check means? Absolutely nothing to me? Does nothing for me.
- 3:42Speaker 1: I don't really care. I when I you want to
- 3:45Speaker 1: know what I care about the blue check mark on Instagram? Yeah,
- 3:49Speaker 1: that's different because Instagram is what's pays our ads with
- 3:53Speaker 1: kinds of things. So listen, Ellen mess Ellen couldn't possibly
- 3:59Speaker 1: make Twitter any worse for me than it actually is
- 4:01Speaker 1: right now? So is it? Oh? Is it bad for me?
- 4:07Speaker 1: I breathe and I start trending? Wow? What are you doing?
- 4:12Speaker 1: Kissing people off as they're talking about you? Breathing the
- 4:16Speaker 1: wrong way? Al right? Back to other SoC social media headline.
- 4:23Speaker 1: Back to social media headlines from last week's were all
- 4:26Speaker 1: Housewives of Beverly Hills episode three. So Erica um says,
- 4:30Speaker 1: and I'm assuming she's talking about Kathy Hilton and what
- 4:33Speaker 1: happened at the reunion, which I did end up watching
- 4:35Speaker 1: last night because I was dying to watch it the
- 4:36Speaker 1: whole time I was away. And she says, I was there,
- 4:39Speaker 1: it happened. What the audience choosed to believe is beyond
- 4:42Speaker 1: my control. I will never back down from the truth
- 4:45Speaker 1: of what happened that night at the club in aspen Erica,
- 4:49Speaker 1: and then crazy spit what a name that is? Has
- 4:52Speaker 1: she not learned yet that no one believes her? Why
- 4:56Speaker 1: would setting in Crystal life for Kathy? Oh, I don't
- 4:59Speaker 1: know be is it's a housewife show. Let's just say
- 5:02Speaker 1: that then, and then responds, yeah, E re sound's fear fear. Yeah,
- 5:09Speaker 1: I mean, let's be honest. If there's one person to
- 5:11Speaker 1: be afraid of on that show currently, who would you
- 5:13Speaker 1: be afraid of? I'm afraid of all of them. No,
- 5:16Speaker 1: you have to pick one. Had to be one to
- 5:18Speaker 1: be afraid of, um, housewife or friend of either. I
- 5:26Speaker 1: love you trying to skate around this issue town. I'm
- 5:29Speaker 1: not afraid of Cathy, but I will say she didn't
- 5:31Speaker 1: come off believable. But I am afraid Are you saying
- 5:34Speaker 1: she did not come on? I don't think she came
- 5:36Speaker 1: off believable. Um, I am afraid of Lisa Rennick because
- 5:41Speaker 1: she doesn't leave ship alone. So yeah, I'm not afraid
- 5:45Speaker 1: of Lisa Renna. Well, it's because you're a good friends there,
- 5:48Speaker 1: I like, No, it's more like, I here's the thing
- 5:52Speaker 1: I think Lisa Renna can be impulsive and just say
- 5:55Speaker 1: ship and be over the top about it, but she's
- 6:00Speaker 1: not going to ever like make something up I do.
- 6:07Speaker 1: From what I've known from her, she doesn't. She's like
- 6:10Speaker 1: a Brandy in that way. But like Brandy, maybe an asshole,
- 6:14Speaker 1: but she's not a liar. But she's not a liar,
- 6:16Speaker 1: right right, right, right, So I will always get there's
- 6:18Speaker 1: an asshole over a lie. I love me a good
- 6:20Speaker 1: asshole that And that's kind of how I am too,
- 6:23Speaker 1: Like I can why do you think I'm not a liar?
- 6:25Speaker 1: I know, like I will speak my truth if it's
- 6:28Speaker 1: bad for me or good for me, but don't don't
- 6:31Speaker 1: ever say that I'm lying about something. I mean, I
- 6:35Speaker 1: tried to lie. I got caught lying on television, and
- 6:38Speaker 1: I know that feeling. And I can say that, yes,
- 6:41Speaker 1: there are ways that you can say things wrong by
- 6:44Speaker 1: doing absolutes and all of that happens. But from all
- 6:48Speaker 1: that I have witnessed, I have not been in a
- 6:52Speaker 1: circumstance where I have seen Lisa run a lie. Have
- 6:55Speaker 1: I seen her be an asshole? One million percent? Well,
- 6:57Speaker 1: the fact that she won't let it go, you can
- 6:59Speaker 1: tell like she's not well. Then this happened. Lisa Renda
- 7:04Speaker 1: posted on her Instagram, and then Queens of Bravo reposted
- 7:07Speaker 1: on Twitter. Um, just doing my job, folks calling out
- 7:12Speaker 1: their bullshit one cast member at a time. And then
- 7:14Speaker 1: there's a picture of Denise, l v P, Kim Sutton, Kathy, garcel, Yo,
- 7:23Speaker 1: Londa and Camille, and then it's Rena going, yeah, but
- 7:27Speaker 1: you know what you can say about any housewife, Every
- 7:30Speaker 1: housewife has if they're on long enough. She's been on
- 7:32Speaker 1: a long time. We'll have issues with probably almost every
- 7:35Speaker 1: single cast member. And people used to say that about me,
- 7:38Speaker 1: like you've gone after everybody. Know. I call people out
- 7:42Speaker 1: on their ships and if you're if you're lying or
- 7:45Speaker 1: whatever is going on, and am I call you out?
- 7:47Speaker 1: It doesn't. I'm doing my job. I'd much rather somebody
- 7:50Speaker 1: call me out and be an asshole than be passive
- 7:53Speaker 1: aggressive and not actually tell me what's going on and
- 7:56Speaker 1: make me absolutely think something. So even when you come
- 7:59Speaker 1: at me like because you'll you'll read click bait and
- 8:01Speaker 1: you'll be like, and I'm like, this is exactly, and
- 8:05Speaker 1: then you hear me out and then we move on.
- 8:08Speaker 1: That's what I'm feeling right now. I have said, like
- 8:13Speaker 1: I've outed myself. Who did that? Who said that me?
- 8:15Speaker 1: I did? Yeah, I don't have a problem with the truth.
- 8:19Speaker 1: Some people have a problem with the truth. Well, Garcaa responded, girl,
- 8:23Speaker 1: I'm with you enough, after Sutton wrote who cares no
- 8:27Speaker 1: more for me? And then Sutton has unfollowed Brenna and
- 8:31Speaker 1: Erica and who knows how well. I think the problem
- 8:33Speaker 1: is Lisa went too far improving her point, and Bravo
- 8:36Speaker 1: wasn't interested in area it. It didn't happen on camera.
- 8:39Speaker 1: I can't stand when people bring stuff off camera on camera.
- 8:43Speaker 1: It makes it so difficult for everybody to maneuver through
- 8:45Speaker 1: and for the audience to understand it. And it really
- 8:48Speaker 1: comes down to my word against your word type of thing.
- 8:51Speaker 1: So it's just she kept going and going, and she
- 8:54Speaker 1: started way before the episode even aired. It also aired,
- 8:58Speaker 1: and then it happened and she was doing this, she
- 9:01Speaker 1: would have people would have been more sensitive. And also,
- 9:04Speaker 1: you guys, I do too dirty because I forgot to
- 9:06Speaker 1: ask this question last week. Everybody wanted to know what
- 9:09Speaker 1: was in the Manila envelopes that Rena had. They wanted
- 9:12Speaker 1: me to ask Kyle, and I honestly totally freaking forgot,
- 9:17Speaker 1: but thankfully Andy on Radio Andy talked about it this week,
- 9:21Speaker 1: so I can report on it um. Andy Cohen said
- 9:24Speaker 1: on Radio Andy the receipts were from the Elton John Foundation.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Ticket snaff who also says it's been a lot of
- 9:31Speaker 1: time at it, and the decisions were made in the edit.
- 9:34Speaker 1: Every topic was beat to death. If it was any longer,
- 9:38Speaker 1: he feels like people would complain too long. But now
- 9:40Speaker 1: people are complaining why we didn't talk about this more?
- 9:43Speaker 1: And then it's Alex by Alein too. I'm guessing that
- 9:46Speaker 1: the contents of this envelope were as important as Charie
- 9:50Speaker 1: Zampino because we never saw them again. Oh my god,
- 9:56Speaker 1: because we never saw them again. It's kind of fun me.
- 10:01Speaker 1: Although I really like her, I really do like her.
- 10:04Speaker 1: I do like her too, I think that we would
- 10:06Speaker 1: need to see her in a different setting. Yeah, I
- 10:12Speaker 1: think so. I feel like, you know, first time being
- 10:16Speaker 1: on a show, it's intimidating, especially on a cast with
- 10:20Speaker 1: a lot of people that have been on for a
- 10:23Speaker 1: very long time. Sometimes it's hard for people to maneuver
- 10:26Speaker 1: through that. So I always feel like, you know, maybe
- 10:28Speaker 1: getting somebody a second chance, So who knows if she'll
- 10:31Speaker 1: be back or not right, um correct, And then here
- 10:35Speaker 1: we are over to Potomac. The Potomac Ladies on social
- 10:38Speaker 1: media responding about taglines. So Karen's tagline is just like
- 10:44Speaker 1: a three week I burned slow and never waiver and
- 10:49Speaker 1: then um Giselle rights the taglines are finally here, than
- 10:54Speaker 1: Robin writes three week candles actually burned really fast and
- 10:59Speaker 1: think and right desperation smells funky on Robin, but then
- 11:04Speaker 1: spells Robin's name wrong, like you, come on, I don't
- 11:10Speaker 1: let me be like this when the show starts. I
- 11:12Speaker 1: don't want to be that one that's constantly on one
- 11:14Speaker 1: never on Twitter. I mean not never, but really on Twitter.
- 11:16Speaker 1: I don't want to be that person that's like calling
- 11:18Speaker 1: everything out and just like just let it happen in
- 11:21Speaker 1: real time. Let's read through the taglines for preteen because
- 11:24Speaker 1: we finally got them. I know, and I'll do gil
- 11:28Speaker 1: because she is my favorite. Okay, but why has it
- 11:32Speaker 1: been taking so long at the taglines? Why would we
- 11:34Speaker 1: have three episodes in and we finally get taglines. That's
- 11:37Speaker 1: not because I think they're still editing like the full Ship,
- 11:40Speaker 1: Like I think they're just turning the ship out so
- 11:42Speaker 1: quickly that then they're still trying to figure out the
- 11:44Speaker 1: ending and they don't want to give you the wrong
- 11:46Speaker 1: type of tagline. I mean, I remember even filming mine,
- 11:49Speaker 1: like in the closet at my house. I did that
- 11:52Speaker 1: right before, like before the shows were airing, and I
- 11:55Speaker 1: was like, I'll never do your dirty work. Meanwhile I
- 11:58Speaker 1: was back there doing everybody's already work. But anyways, Um, Giselle,
- 12:03Speaker 1: I'm pretty petty and always sitting on ready. I like that. Ashley.
- 12:08Speaker 1: You may think you know my story, but there's always
- 12:10Speaker 1: a plot twist robin when it comes to the truth.
- 12:15Speaker 1: I always arrive on time. My vocals are clean, but
- 12:19Speaker 1: my reads are fulfilled. Um. I may not remember everything,
- 12:26Speaker 1: but you'll never forget me. I'm a Wendy. I'm a
- 12:31Speaker 1: Nigerian queen with no time for me, just like a
- 12:35Speaker 1: three week I've burned slow and never waiver. Well. I
- 12:38Speaker 1: don't understand the candle things to have a candle business, yes,
- 12:41Speaker 1: last this is why you have to watch last season.
- 12:44Speaker 1: My spare time, there's conflicting candle businesses. Wendy has a
- 12:48Speaker 1: candle business that has one way. Karen has a candle
- 12:51Speaker 1: business that has three weeks, but I thought Robin had one. No,
- 12:55Speaker 1: Robin has no candles. She has a hat. She has
- 12:58Speaker 1: a hat business. But Robin is calling the three candles
- 13:01Speaker 1: burn faster than one wick candles, which actually is fact
- 13:04Speaker 1: if you think about it. Once I started thinking about
- 13:06Speaker 1: I was like, gives a ship people that make candles? Tamera,
- 13:11Speaker 1: that's I'm burning a three wick candle right now and
- 13:15Speaker 1: I like it and I'm gonna buy another one. You
- 13:17Speaker 1: know what, Let's see what I got right here on
- 13:19Speaker 1: my desk. How many wicks? How many wicks does it take?
- 13:23Speaker 1: This voy voyage at sea? It's just one wick. It's
- 13:27Speaker 1: a one wick. It's a little candle, it's a little
- 13:29Speaker 1: baby candle, a big candle. You have one wick? It
- 13:32Speaker 1: doesn't burn right. I don't know. I don't care. What
- 13:36Speaker 1: was the deal with the Ashley? What was the deal
- 13:38Speaker 1: with Ashley Darby's costumes? She one Halloween? Are you kidding?
- 13:44Speaker 1: I know? But what was this? Is her in every
- 13:46Speaker 1: single one She's being cast member? Yeah, she's being every
- 13:50Speaker 1: single cast member. So it's the Giselle with like both
- 13:54Speaker 1: the streaks and the hair, her bad confessional. Then it's
- 13:56Speaker 1: herself when she that was a misfortunate situation. And then
- 14:02Speaker 1: she's Karen with the short hair, Mia with the pink,
- 14:05Speaker 1: Wendy with the side arm thing candle, and children with
- 14:11Speaker 1: the leopard, and then Robin with the um, what's the
- 14:16Speaker 1: call that we did in the eighties crimp? Yeah? Um? Wow?
- 14:20Speaker 1: How long did that take her? You know what? Long
- 14:24Speaker 1: enough for that? I almost liked it? No, I like
- 14:27Speaker 1: it at first. I mean, I feel it looks so
- 14:30Speaker 1: much like she looks so much like them, some of
- 14:33Speaker 1: these pictures she won Halloween to me, Um, she is teasing.
- 14:39Speaker 1: Shari's is going to expose t about Karen. On the
- 14:42Speaker 1: Reality with the King podcast, Carlos asked if Shearis is
- 14:45Speaker 1: the one who says Karen stepped out on her marriage.
- 14:48Speaker 1: Giselle said she can't say all of that. She'll get
- 14:51Speaker 1: into a phone call with Bravo. Then yeah, obviously, Queens
- 14:56Speaker 1: of Bravo report reports that there's then it's Karen saying,
- 15:01Speaker 1: without naming her, Karen has a message for seris, I
- 15:06Speaker 1: mean to be perfectly honest. Then Saris responds, oh my,
- 15:11Speaker 1: the delusion continues, poor thing, you look like a parched
- 15:15Speaker 1: or perhaps you too many might explain this nonsense. The
- 15:19Speaker 1: Twitter fights. The Twitter fights, all right, So now we
- 15:32Speaker 1: get into the episode. I feel like for starters, this
- 15:37Speaker 1: episode has more filler than a client from the beauty lab. Right,
- 15:42Speaker 1: it was too much. I was dying, you know, I'm
- 15:45Speaker 1: exhausted from my trip and I'm watching him going, oh
- 15:48Speaker 1: my god, I want to put my eyeballs out. I'd
- 15:50Speaker 1: rather I'd rather sleep right now than watch this. It
- 15:52Speaker 1: was too much going on. And then granted, the person
- 15:57Speaker 1: I related to the most this episode was Eddie, Wendy's
- 16:00Speaker 1: husband when he was talking about the one point six
- 16:03Speaker 1: million and he's like one point six one point six million?
- 16:07Speaker 1: Who's who's Yeah, how much do you have to put on? He?
- 16:12Speaker 1: I mean, he definitely was a voice of reason. He
- 16:14Speaker 1: was kind of cracking me up a little bit. But
- 16:16Speaker 1: it kind of shows what I think is a housewife mistake,
- 16:19Speaker 1: which is just to start creating businesses out of nowhere
- 16:24Speaker 1: to have more businesses on the show, like stick to
- 16:28Speaker 1: others started, don't talk about it until it's up, and
- 16:34Speaker 1: going yeah how about that? Um? Then okay. Then we
- 16:40Speaker 1: get to Mia talks about how she's never seen an
- 16:42Speaker 1: eye die with her mom and how it has to
- 16:44Speaker 1: do with her mom's addiction to drugs. Candice text Robins. Okay,
- 16:49Speaker 1: this is what I had another question about. When Candice
- 16:52Speaker 1: is texting Robin and they decide that they're going to
- 16:55Speaker 1: invite Wendy's kids into the event, but not Wendy. Well,
- 17:00Speaker 1: I talked about this last week. I didn't think it
- 17:02Speaker 1: was nice that she excluded her. She you know the
- 17:05Speaker 1: fact that they're having a family fun day and just
- 17:07Speaker 1: not even inviting her, invited everybody in front of her.
- 17:11Speaker 1: Just to me was a little mean girl. Even if
- 17:13Speaker 1: you don't like somebody whatever, just there's gonna be so
- 17:15Speaker 1: many people there. It's like you gonna have a one
- 17:17Speaker 1: on one. It's a kid's day. So I gotta be
- 17:19Speaker 1: honest after seeing it, I didn't need to be invited.
- 17:22Speaker 1: I do not want to jump in a freaking bag.
- 17:24Speaker 1: And I jumped into bag two weeks ago at my
- 17:27Speaker 1: daughter's camping trip. But you know what, they had full
- 17:31Speaker 1: blown place mats where the food were, there were drinks,
- 17:35Speaker 1: there were food, there was music, Like I would rather
- 17:39Speaker 1: the amount of things I'd rather do than be in
- 17:41Speaker 1: that field where nothing was probably planned. Well, didn't you
- 17:45Speaker 1: for all this age kids like who said, um, Robbin's
- 17:51Speaker 1: planning this, she's a little average or something like that.
- 17:55Speaker 1: I I think it may have even been Giselle like
- 17:57Speaker 1: joking about Robin's planning skills. But then the fact I
- 18:00Speaker 1: don't think it was just I think it was Windy.
- 18:02Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I think she was just basically
- 18:04Speaker 1: saying I don't expect too much because she's pretty average.
- 18:08Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, But then the fact that her husband
- 18:13Speaker 1: wasn't even there. He had a root canal. My favorite
- 18:17Speaker 1: part of the entire episode, though, was when Robin's son
- 18:21Speaker 1: said you're a bench player, and you could see wan
- 18:29Speaker 1: face like he thought it was he but what's worse?
- 18:33Speaker 1: What's worse, bitch or bench? I seemed to take a
- 18:37Speaker 1: breath once he realized it was. It was big, of course,
- 18:40Speaker 1: you know when your kids cursing on TV. But still,
- 18:44Speaker 1: I mean you could realized eye contact, like look at
- 18:47Speaker 1: like say the line like you're and I'm going to
- 18:50Speaker 1: give you the eye contact that that he made. Wait,
- 18:52Speaker 1: where is the line? You just have to remember it.
- 18:56Speaker 1: He said you were always just a bench you were
- 19:00Speaker 1: always just a bench player. But then then then he
- 19:05Speaker 1: probably did it's sunk in that he didn't say bitch.
- 19:08Speaker 1: And then he's like, oh, no, you didn't just call
- 19:10Speaker 1: me a bench player. But then don't be me and googling.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Was he a bench player? Like they talked about it.
- 19:17Speaker 1: I know, But why can't I just let things go? No,
- 19:20Speaker 1: You're like sometimes I'll see something. I'll be laying in bed,
- 19:23Speaker 1: my phone's way over there, and then I'll be like
- 19:26Speaker 1: I need to know this right now, get my phone.
- 19:28Speaker 1: You can start googling. It's like, just stop. Did one
- 19:32Speaker 1: Dixon go on the field, Like stop yourself, duddy, It
- 19:36Speaker 1: does not matter. Yeah, um yeah, and then yeah, so
- 19:43Speaker 1: the fun day was pretty much missing every Kari and
- 19:47Speaker 1: left and coughing and needs but he needs Z pack, Karen,
- 19:52Speaker 1: get your COVID out of here. I don't need to
- 19:54Speaker 1: hear about you and your Z pack anymore. You're so
- 19:57Speaker 1: if you were coughing, I did not want to be
- 19:59Speaker 1: g walking her to the car right now, like, get
- 20:01Speaker 1: your COVID away from me, right no. Ship right on
- 20:05Speaker 1: my flight home, literally set me next to somebody that
- 20:09Speaker 1: I swear had COVID. She was the lady can barely
- 20:12Speaker 1: sit in her seat. She had her hands between like
- 20:14Speaker 1: on her cheeks. She has a mask on she's sneezing
- 20:17Speaker 1: coffee and I'm like, ah, great, this is awesome. Then
- 20:20Speaker 1: the kid behind me screamed for three hours straight. No no, um.
- 20:26Speaker 1: But then I kind of want to talk about the
- 20:29Speaker 1: ring of power of Michael Darby, because whatever he has
- 20:35Speaker 1: on hold over Ashley, it's like, okay, so first she
- 20:40Speaker 1: has the publicist over. They talk about how they're going
- 20:43Speaker 1: to make the statement, do the right when they're going
- 20:45Speaker 1: to do it, And then we also get that little
- 20:48Speaker 1: aspect that it's sad for Ashley that he's getting a vasectomy.
- 20:52Speaker 1: I want to be like, listen, there's plenty other options
- 20:54Speaker 1: of guys you can have a baby with. It doesn't
- 20:56Speaker 1: need to keep being this guy. Yeah, it's such a
- 20:58Speaker 1: weird thing to get done when you're in the middle
- 21:01Speaker 1: of a divorce. No, because he's planning on bonings horrible.
- 21:09Speaker 1: Every time they talk about him, it sounds horrible. I
- 21:11Speaker 1: could probably think of I don't know, I would say
- 21:15Speaker 1: of other housewive husbands I'd rather have sex with over
- 21:18Speaker 1: Michael Derby. I mean she did, did I hear she
- 21:22Speaker 1: has daddy issues? She does, but like he's not that
- 21:27Speaker 1: have daddy issues. Go after older men usually is not
- 21:31Speaker 1: about age. It's not usual girls with daddy, I'm saying,
- 21:36Speaker 1: usually girls with daddy issues who after guys and the
- 21:39Speaker 1: guys that are a lot older than them, like they
- 21:41Speaker 1: feel like they're with them so they can be taken
- 21:44Speaker 1: care of. Okay, Well, either way, he's not answering. He's
- 21:49Speaker 1: not because you're married, dude once. That's why you always
- 21:52Speaker 1: backed that up. I never married an all duties. He
- 21:55Speaker 1: was twenty eight, And how do you tend three with
- 22:00Speaker 1: you married an old one? Come on, I thought your
- 22:06Speaker 1: first husband was old. No, he was just older than me,
- 22:10Speaker 1: which was a child allowed to be married. To take
- 22:14Speaker 1: it back, but we go on, she can't get ahold
- 22:18Speaker 1: him in Vegas, they decide that they are going to
- 22:20Speaker 1: release the statement without talking to him. Blah blah blah.
- 22:24Speaker 1: We get through this terrible family fun day which seemed
- 22:28Speaker 1: like they were all tortured, and then the final thing
- 22:33Speaker 1: that I kind of thought in this episode, it really
- 22:35Speaker 1: was a lot of filler in this episode, like we
- 22:37Speaker 1: barely saw Candice. But I was thinking, like, Gizella is
- 22:41Speaker 1: kind of the goldilocks of trying to ruin marriages, because
- 22:46Speaker 1: if you've watched all of the past seasons, first it
- 22:50Speaker 1: was Chris Samuels, then Eddie, now Chris Bassett, Like this
- 22:55Speaker 1: is like her, She's like the motherload of this. What
- 23:00Speaker 1: are you doing something? We need to dum? I don't
- 23:07Speaker 1: think she has a problem. Final and she's so pretty.
- 23:09Speaker 1: She's so pretty. But at least then you know it
- 23:12Speaker 1: would shake it up a little bit. But when actually
- 23:14Speaker 1: was saying that Michael still wants to have three sons,
- 23:17Speaker 1: I thought, Jesus, this guy is old. Isn't he tired? No?
- 23:22Speaker 1: But that's when their entire relationship has been one of this,
- 23:25Speaker 1: like sexual fire and three cents? And how old is
- 23:28Speaker 1: this guy going to slap you? Hold on? If he's
- 23:33Speaker 1: your age? I'm actually gonna die. I'm gonna look at
- 23:35Speaker 1: that break Michael Darby's age one moment. Please, someone asked
- 23:39Speaker 1: me to have a three s and be like, sorry,
- 23:41Speaker 1: too tired for that? Would you rather? Hold on? Michael
- 23:45Speaker 1: Darby age? He looks like he's seventy. Hold on, this
- 23:50Speaker 1: can't be right. Seventies six years old? Shut up? You
- 23:58Speaker 1: know what he looks good for seven? No he doesn't.
- 24:01Speaker 1: I mean, I am sorry. The amount of raises I
- 24:08Speaker 1: would have to give my vagina to have sex with
- 24:10Speaker 1: a seventy six year old and the fact that he
- 24:12Speaker 1: still wants to have three sums his mind blowing to me.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Someone And according to his net worth, which we know
- 24:18Speaker 1: the net worth isn't right. It says his net worth
- 24:21Speaker 1: is twenty million, and it says high net worth is
- 24:25Speaker 1: twenty two million, which is obviously not correct. Um. But
- 24:30Speaker 1: like if the Internet thinks that I'm richer than Michael,
- 24:33Speaker 1: those things are so ridiculous. I remember we had a
- 24:36Speaker 1: cast member one year that lived in a condo and
- 24:38Speaker 1: they said she was worth twenty million and I was
- 24:41Speaker 1: worth eight hundred thousand, and I found two houses. I'm like, okay, sure, Um,
- 24:46Speaker 1: Now doesn't he have an I m b D and
- 24:50Speaker 1: I am dB, I am dB. Um, Well, I don't
- 24:54Speaker 1: know either way. Long and short, I don't want to
- 24:56Speaker 1: have sex with Michael Darby. I don't want to marry him.
- 24:59Speaker 1: Just episode normally, I'm obsessed with Potomac. We need to
- 25:03Speaker 1: get back on track. Ladies kind of they just had
- 25:07Speaker 1: a filler. That's all right, thoughts kind of thought the
- 25:11Speaker 1: same thing we did. They like Robin, but she was wrong,
- 25:13Speaker 1: never involved the kids. Robin was looking for an excuse
- 25:17Speaker 1: to cause drama. With Wendy. It seems like Giselle is
- 25:20Speaker 1: trying too hard to make something out of nothing with Chris,
- 25:22Speaker 1: and I do agree with that. How long was Ashley
- 25:26Speaker 1: driving in circles in the col de Sac until she
- 25:31Speaker 1: got that story out? Until she figured it out? Why
- 25:34Speaker 1: is carrying avoiding Chari's um? And then I feel like
- 25:37Speaker 1: we didn't hear anything new, it had already been shown previews.
- 25:41Speaker 1: Me A shade tonight is on point. I mean, I
- 25:45Speaker 1: agree on all these things. They do pan a little
- 25:47Speaker 1: bit more to Jacqueline, which I think is foreshadowing for
- 25:51Speaker 1: us where she talks about if she doesn't know if
- 25:53Speaker 1: she's pan sexual, bisecle what she is, that her husband
- 25:58Speaker 1: or ex husband or whatever he is is considered a
- 26:00Speaker 1: p P. They all laughed at it. What they said
- 26:04Speaker 1: that a p P is like a something parent, like
- 26:09Speaker 1: a they're they're parenting together, but they're not actually together.
- 26:14Speaker 1: So now it makes me wonder even more about all
- 26:17Speaker 1: these videos that were released later on, But I guess
- 26:19Speaker 1: we will stay tuned. But I think Jacqueline is going
- 26:22Speaker 1: to get in the mix sooner or later. Let's take
- 26:24Speaker 1: a little break and let's talk about Salt Lake City.
- 26:35Speaker 1: So we are back. I feel like Salt Lake City
- 26:38Speaker 1: was six and a half months ago. Hold on, I'm dying.
- 26:42Speaker 1: Our producers just texted there's an Australian pullet. I'm actually dead.
- 26:49Speaker 1: Our producers just said something said l O L. Guys,
- 26:53Speaker 1: there's an Australian politician named Michael Darby that's seventies six
- 26:57Speaker 1: years old. Michael Darby is six too, but still she's
- 27:02Speaker 1: in her thirties right. But the fact that we believed
- 27:07Speaker 1: she was seventy six unwell, you know, maybe it was
- 27:12Speaker 1: just ageing well for seventy six. I mean, I think
- 27:14Speaker 1: even my dad is like seventy one, my mom seventy two.
- 27:20Speaker 1: Are alright, So we are back talking about Salt Lake City. Um.
- 27:24Speaker 1: Lisa talks to her husband John about Angie h starting
- 27:27Speaker 1: the rumor about her and how she thinks Angie is
- 27:30Speaker 1: a pathological liar. Lisa also mentions how Whitney won her
- 27:34Speaker 1: over for her guilt coming in and the bad truth
- 27:38Speaker 1: with Lisa. I can say that my favorite part of
- 27:43Speaker 1: this entire episode, which is just fast forwarding a bunch,
- 27:47Speaker 1: which is when they're post skiing and they're at the
- 27:50Speaker 1: what's the place that you go to the lodge the
- 27:53Speaker 1: band Angie is trying to talk to Lisa Barlow and
- 27:58Speaker 1: she looks at her like, you may be a friend of,
- 28:01Speaker 1: but you're not my friend of. So I'm not giving
- 28:04Speaker 1: the time of day. And I'm just not interested, not interested,
- 28:08Speaker 1: not interested too, because then they cannot use one thing
- 28:12Speaker 1: that you say. Right, well, I'm gonna try that not interested,
- 28:16Speaker 1: not interested. See if that works for me? Nailed? Um,
- 28:22Speaker 1: oh my gosh. I feel like this episode, jin Shaw
- 28:26Speaker 1: wants us to believe she's innocent, but she's also dressed
- 28:31Speaker 1: like Dick Tracy, which is confusing. And he's like, I
- 28:35Speaker 1: was watching Who's in the room And he's like, and
- 28:36Speaker 1: you know, he claims doesn't watch any of the shows
- 28:38Speaker 1: or anything, And he's like, this woman, isn't she going
- 28:40Speaker 1: to jail? Why isn't she Why is she on the show?
- 28:42Speaker 1: She shouldn't be on the show. I go listen. At
- 28:44Speaker 1: this point, we don't know if she's innocently guilty. She
- 28:47Speaker 1: keeps saying she's innocent. In a little bit, she's going
- 28:50Speaker 1: to announce that she pleads guilty, and he goes and
- 28:53Speaker 1: I said, by the way, since when do you know
- 28:55Speaker 1: who anybody is on any of these housewife shows. He's like,
- 28:58Speaker 1: I see it on social media. He's he's you know what,
- 29:01Speaker 1: Sometimes Eddie comments on my post. I don't want to
- 29:04Speaker 1: upset you, but sometimes closed down. What do you think
- 29:08Speaker 1: he's doing. He's writing his Harley, he's in the garage
- 29:11Speaker 1: making noise, and he's on Instagram. Okay, So Heather scared
- 29:16Speaker 1: to write her book called Bad Mormons, since it may
- 29:19Speaker 1: scare her cousin's away. She wants to tell her story
- 29:21Speaker 1: and hope that someone else will relate to it. Here's
- 29:24Speaker 1: my issue. We're gonna have to have Heather on. I'm
- 29:26Speaker 1: gonna have to talk to her again because we have
- 29:29Speaker 1: a we have a source that has said things about Heather,
- 29:33Speaker 1: which is now it's leaning. I'm trying not to be biased.
- 29:36Speaker 1: I want to believe that Heather is this amazing person
- 29:39Speaker 1: that we hung out with at Bravo Con. But now
- 29:42Speaker 1: I've heard conflicting stories and so now I need, like
- 29:44Speaker 1: I need a fresh, sober read on her. Wait did
- 29:48Speaker 1: I hear these stories because I don't remember him? Yeah,
- 29:51Speaker 1: you did good? Okay, there's a lot remember from Bravo Con. What,
- 29:56Speaker 1: no know what? I remember the pizza bill that we
- 29:59Speaker 1: didn't need I saw it on there. Okay, we'll talk
- 30:06Speaker 1: about this later. Okay, hi, Eddie, we were completely sober,
- 30:10Speaker 1: a totally sober. Um. I already told him that it's
- 30:16Speaker 1: pretty drunk. Um. Then Jen and Coach saw do couples therapy, which,
- 30:22Speaker 1: you know what, I'm fine to watch a couple of therapy,
- 30:26Speaker 1: But why isn't there a therapist there? He was doing
- 30:29Speaker 1: his old, his own thing. They're looking at each other's soul.
- 30:33Speaker 1: Let's do it, let's do it. Look at my soul. Yeah,
- 30:36Speaker 1: it didn't work. You're frightening me, scared of that face.
- 30:42Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never been about a therapist. Are
- 30:46Speaker 1: we connected now that we looked into each other's eyes
- 30:48Speaker 1: and our souls? I feel really tight with you, tighter
- 30:50Speaker 1: than normal. Um. We also need to talk about how
- 30:54Speaker 1: when Meredith Marks was with her son and with Seth
- 30:59Speaker 1: and their talking about who like their pick would be,
- 31:03Speaker 1: and Seth goes down hard for Brett Farve, Like, Okay,
- 31:08Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I think I missed that part
- 31:12Speaker 1: because I have no red question of that. Like Ny
- 31:17Speaker 1: took a potty break right then, Like if Brett Farve
- 31:19Speaker 1: isn't available, I guess I'm good with Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady.
- 31:24Speaker 1: I mean, there's a lot of other options, but he
- 31:26Speaker 1: was like doubling down for Brett farve Um. Whitney talks
- 31:32Speaker 1: about how hard it is to leave the LDS community
- 31:34Speaker 1: and shares how she tried multiple times in the past.
- 31:37Speaker 1: She didn't realize then they talked about her ex husband
- 31:40Speaker 1: and the cheating, and I didn't realize that you're the men,
- 31:44Speaker 1: are the ones that have to release you from the church. Essentially, Well,
- 31:48Speaker 1: we learned a lot in this short little clip of
- 31:51Speaker 1: how to get out of the church. But you know,
- 31:53Speaker 1: she also dogged the church a lot. And when she
- 31:57Speaker 1: was speaking and how you know now I don't have
- 32:00Speaker 1: gonna ten percent of my income and they keep you
- 32:02Speaker 1: in because they want your income and live in Salt
- 32:04Speaker 1: Lake City, I would be a little bit fearful of
- 32:07Speaker 1: going after the Mormon church. Well, I don't know that
- 32:12Speaker 1: tithing is necessarily LDS only, Like we have to we
- 32:17Speaker 1: give ten of ours to our church as well, but
- 32:21Speaker 1: you don't have to. Nobody has to. She doesn't sound
- 32:25Speaker 1: like they make you. I don't think they make like.
- 32:27Speaker 1: They don't make us like we we give ten percent
- 32:33Speaker 1: because we know how much the church has it's not
- 32:35Speaker 1: the church. We know how much God has changed our relationship. Um,
- 32:40Speaker 1: I'm not in the LDS community. It's completely different thing.
- 32:43Speaker 1: But you know, they allow us Italians and ship talkers
- 32:46Speaker 1: to be in there. But I think that, you know,
- 32:49Speaker 1: ultimately it helps the experience of our church, of our
- 32:53Speaker 1: kids that are growing up in Los Angeles, who I
- 32:56Speaker 1: like to have some version of faith and knowing you know,
- 33:01Speaker 1: it's not just us. But she they really kind of
- 33:06Speaker 1: go into it. But she's taking her power back. So
- 33:09Speaker 1: watch out taking her power back. Um, then what happens?
- 33:15Speaker 1: So is d Dana is our name Dana Dana from
- 33:19Speaker 1: the parking Is she Is she going to be a
- 33:22Speaker 1: new friend. Is she's a friend of Heathers? Is she
- 33:24Speaker 1: gonna be on the show permanently? I don't know. I
- 33:27Speaker 1: feel like I saw at the parking lot of the
- 33:30Speaker 1: Beauty Lab before. Oh that's it? Okay? Maybe not, um,
- 33:38Speaker 1: because they have a few friend dubs, right and they
- 33:40Speaker 1: are they both Angie's or just one Angie. Well there's
- 33:42Speaker 1: two Angie's and maybe a Dana. But I also don't
- 33:45Speaker 1: know if it's Dana or Donna. Because now there's that
- 33:48Speaker 1: TikTok trend where they say like if your name and
- 33:51Speaker 1: with an oh it sounds ah, then you're crazy. Okay,
- 33:56Speaker 1: I don't need to get off TikTok. Listen, do you
- 33:59Speaker 1: want to play the big Bucks town. You're gonna have
- 34:02Speaker 1: to make some reals. Well, I will compare followers on
- 34:06Speaker 1: TikTok with you right now, if you'd like. It's not
- 34:08Speaker 1: about comparison. It's always a competition with you. I just
- 34:15Speaker 1: I can't get into TikTok and I can barely get
- 34:18Speaker 1: into Instagram these days. I'm terrible at TikTok. I'm saying reels. Oh, yeah,
- 34:23Speaker 1: I know about the reels I thought you meant on
- 34:24Speaker 1: TikTok I was talking about for the love. Yeah, I
- 34:28Speaker 1: think I remember when you made your first real recently.
- 34:30Speaker 1: So just sit down, little girl. Well, don't don't any
- 34:34Speaker 1: little girl that looks like vagina what you're every man's dream.
- 34:41Speaker 1: You have two vaginas. Now come here, babe, Hey babe,
- 34:46Speaker 1: you want this one or this one. This one's a
- 34:48Speaker 1: little tighter, it's got it's as scary stitch. Okay, Um,
- 34:54Speaker 1: then andree Ah talk to Lisa. That's that funny part.
- 34:58Speaker 1: Then Whitney tells Heather that she remember Versus clearly talking
- 35:01Speaker 1: about the rumors of Lisa, and Heather still says she
- 35:04Speaker 1: has never heard those specific rumors. Whitney says she was
- 35:08Speaker 1: asking Heather to have her back, and they will agree
- 35:12Speaker 1: to disagree on that detail. Whitney also tells Heather that
- 35:16Speaker 1: she took her pain and weaponized it against her on
- 35:19Speaker 1: the trip. Guys, I'm just gonna say this, just say it.
- 35:26Speaker 1: I don't give a flying f whose trip it is
- 35:31Speaker 1: ever ever, and it's never really your trip. It is
- 35:35Speaker 1: never your trip. And I don't care who brings drama
- 35:40Speaker 1: to the trip. I just don't and I don't want to.
- 35:46Speaker 1: I don't want to believe for one second these women
- 35:48Speaker 1: believed that this was gonna be Jen's final Hurrah trip
- 35:51Speaker 1: before she goes to jail allegedly for fifty years. Because
- 35:55Speaker 1: she was also a brother and that could have been
- 35:57Speaker 1: her her last trip to She's gonna time with her therapist,
- 36:07Speaker 1: I spend everybody. I spent time with everybody but Coach Shaw.
- 36:11Speaker 1: But I do not I am going to get verbally
- 36:15Speaker 1: upset anytime we have to talk about somebody talking about
- 36:18Speaker 1: their trip. So I just want to I want to
- 36:20Speaker 1: fast forward to the Real Housewives of Orange County and
- 36:23Speaker 1: if I hear you say they ruined this at my dinner,
- 36:28Speaker 1: on my trip, at my gym, closing any of these things, Tam,
- 36:33Speaker 1: I'm not having your back. I don't care how biased
- 36:35Speaker 1: I am. I don't. I am not having your back.
- 36:39Speaker 1: I don't think you're going to have a problem. I
- 36:41Speaker 1: don't think it's going to happen. I really don't. And
- 36:43Speaker 1: I'm not going to say, can we just have one
- 36:46Speaker 1: party without drama? Can we all just get along? We're
- 36:52Speaker 1: better than this guy's so we are not women. We
- 36:55Speaker 1: should lift each other up. We should women's empower and group. Yeah, really,
- 37:02Speaker 1: what am I doing here? I cannot do it this
- 37:06Speaker 1: any longer. I am out. I mean, the biggest thing
- 37:10Speaker 1: for me is just watching Jen's in ascent parade this
- 37:16Speaker 1: entire time. Now that we're gonna have to shift, then
- 37:20Speaker 1: she's gonna plead guilty, and we're gonna have to go
- 37:22Speaker 1: through all those emotions. I just kind of want to
- 37:24Speaker 1: get to it. And I've realized a pattern with us,
- 37:28Speaker 1: dam like we have a very low threshold, like we
- 37:30Speaker 1: are loving something and then you piss us off one
- 37:33Speaker 1: episode and we're revs. So now you're gonna have to
- 37:36Speaker 1: win us back over salt Lake because you did us
- 37:39Speaker 1: in this episode. Um and yeah, I mean we're out
- 37:44Speaker 1: of time. Really for today. We can do better, Do better,
- 37:47Speaker 1: salt Lake City, Do better, Salt Lake City. Because I
- 37:52Speaker 1: know there's only five of you, and one of you
- 37:54Speaker 1: is about to allegedly be jailed. But we need you
- 37:58Speaker 1: to bring We need you to it. We need no wait,
- 38:01Speaker 1: maybe you need to be able to figure out which
- 38:03Speaker 1: Angie is which Angie. We need to know if your
- 38:06Speaker 1: name is Donna or Dana. I know. I think what
- 38:09Speaker 1: they should start doing is when a show starts like Lacking,
- 38:11Speaker 1: they pluck out some ship stirs from other franchises and
- 38:15Speaker 1: for a week drop him in like sky Day, I'm here.
- 38:23Speaker 1: Somebody had to say the show. I'm gonna say, I'm
- 38:27Speaker 1: a shock. Oh my god. So there are some fan thoughts.
- 38:30Speaker 1: Love Lisa Angie is really wanting attention. Yeah, she wanted
- 38:35Speaker 1: to get attention. She wants to what do they don't
- 38:38Speaker 1: even know with a slow flick or whatever they carry
- 38:41Speaker 1: a slow fly shlow flick flick either way, it's all
- 38:46Speaker 1: the things we already said. But Heather on Watch What
- 38:48Speaker 1: Happens Live, looks like she's content without Whitney, And then
- 38:52Speaker 1: this episode kind of confirmed it. Yeah, but you know
- 38:55Speaker 1: how it goes, bad weather to day and then good
- 39:00Speaker 1: friends next day. Well, we are out of time for today, tom,
- 39:04Speaker 1: so we must go. And do you want to know
- 39:07Speaker 1: how excited I am? But next week we will not
- 39:10Speaker 1: be recapping Real Housewives at Beverly Hills. Oh. I couldn't
- 39:13Speaker 1: even imagine. I couldn't even next week, sweetie. From now
- 39:17Speaker 1: on you have me full time. Ah. And now there's
- 39:23Speaker 1: I don't want to hear any of this. Don't time
- 39:25Speaker 1: to go back, No, bitch, No, I have time now.
- 39:29Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna go from hundreds to twenty. Bye bye