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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show April 8th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Show. All right, Uh, let's see gott to be menace
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  Speaker 1: on the female pea hole. Now, if you're just tuning in,
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: you're like, what.
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  Speaker 2: What that's a way to start the conversation.
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: Uh, Sammy is another person's guests, followed by men, say, Greg,
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: I think he mentioned it before Sea Bass because he
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: was homeschooled. Love you man, is definitely think you didn't
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: know women had a separate pe hole though. That's from Michelle.
• 0:36
  Speaker 3: Huh.
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  Speaker 4: I heard this fact just out of what his mouth
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  Speaker 4: in general, more from him than anyone else in my
• 0:41
  Speaker 4: entire life.
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's that that you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Your Yeah, so you definitely know it, right. So, Yeah,
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I thought you were saying I
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: didn't know there. You're very an expert in that area.
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  Speaker 6: You started out there.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: To educate others. I'm a professor.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Street Accounty.
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  Speaker 5: Who you know what? You know what?
• 1:02
  Speaker 6: We've been accusing Sammy of a lot of things when
• 1:05
  Speaker 6: it comes to this type of stuff, but then it
• 1:07
  Speaker 6: always ends up being Morgan.
• 1:09
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to go more solid guests too. Yeah, alright,
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: who who does this dirty little secret belong to.
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: The public school system? Failed me so miserably?
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: Are you serious, What do you mean by adult?
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  Speaker 7: How old were you when you found out?
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: Irrelevant?
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  Speaker 1: No, it is really Greg was Greg? You were? How
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: old when you realized that not all domestic house cats
• 1:39
  Speaker 1: were female?
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  Speaker 5: Thirty ish?
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, true story, because that's so curly.
• 1:45
  Speaker 4: They are gurly.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just put it this way. I had already started
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: like using tampons, I had already started having sex. I'd
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: already been to the guynecologist.
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  Speaker 1: Just how old were you?
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  Speaker 2: But as I'm saying, like I was like in my
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: late twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, twenties. Just never.
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: It never occurred to me.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: But how did you not realize that you really hard
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  Speaker 1: to see?
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  Speaker 3: Not?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? So I would think, like if you have one
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: and you're peeing, you would feel that it's from a
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  Speaker 1: different You don't at all at all.
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  Speaker 5: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: We don't.
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  Speaker 4: I couldn't tell the difference between the two things that
• 2:17
  Speaker 4: come out of there.
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  Speaker 7: I could tell the differ. I can tell the difference.
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: Because it's coming out of it.
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  Speaker 2: It's because yeah, you can't tell it's.
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  Speaker 1: Literally the same, it's literally the same hole it's coming from.
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  Speaker 1: But like I'm saying, if it's not when you realize
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  Speaker 1: it's not coming from that hole.
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  Speaker 2: Not really, it's all just coming out.
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  Speaker 5: Down enveloped in one area.
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  Speaker 7: And when was your light bulb moment? When did you
• 2:38
  Speaker 7: find out what happened?
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  Speaker 5: Did what he tell you?
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  Speaker 6: I googled it.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody made some comment like, oh, like, well, three holes.
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: It's like that's that's funny, and they kind of looked
• 2:51
  Speaker 2: at me, and I thought about it, and then I
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  Speaker 2: did some examining and I was like, oh my god,
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: there's another one. I didn't I know. I didn't. I
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: didn't know. I never and so like if you get
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  Speaker 2: like A U T I or something like that, I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: I had no idea that this was. I was like,
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: but stuff goes in there, stuff comes out.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: What's let me educate you. This is the it's up there.
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  Speaker 2: You can well, it's like a pinhole.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: Well, the glitorius has the penthouse. That's the very top right.
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  Speaker 2: It's a tiny little dot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like the I found it fascinating that you wouldn't
• 3:30
  Speaker 1: be able to tell the difference.
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  Speaker 2: I still can't tell the difference.
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  Speaker 3: Is there?
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  Speaker 2: Am I like A Well.
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  Speaker 7: I mean agrees with you feel it, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 8: Well, because I can feel the pressure in my bladder
• 3:40
  Speaker 8: and then the world leases. Yeah, but but the I
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  Speaker 8: mean you've never even as a kid just like sat
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  Speaker 8: there all your peeing and like looked down like you
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  Speaker 8: never saw where it was.
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  Speaker 2: It's all coming from down there, down there. I mean
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  Speaker 2: they're really close together, guys, they are close together.
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  Speaker 1: But like the idea, I don't know what the feeling
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  Speaker 1: of something uh in the other one right, like like
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: like I don't know, Like.
• 4:03
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why when we, like you talk about catheters
• 4:06
  Speaker 2: and like when I knew somebody who had one, Like
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  Speaker 2: what's the big deal? Stuff goes in, stuff goes out.
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  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, but you were already using tampons at the time,
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  Speaker 8: and like we discussed you can pee with a tampon, correct,
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  Speaker 8: So were you taking.
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  Speaker 7: A tampa every time you peeter? Like what was going on?
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was just I thought was just going
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  Speaker 2: around the tampon.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you were getting yes, asked more and more,
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: more and more. I am on your side of you
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: know what. I'm not sure how this mensa testing happened. Yeah,
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: maybe I know how it happened.
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  Speaker 4: And it was like suspicious because what okay, what sense?
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  Speaker 1: What common sense does it make to think that urine
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  Speaker 1: would go around the tampon, but the other fluid blood
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  Speaker 1: would not.
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  Speaker 5: Right, Ah, yeah, answer that.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it's thicker than water. Guys, everybody knows that.
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  Speaker 7: It's like a strainer.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're right, okay.
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  Speaker 2: If you want to get super personal, blood doesn't just
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: get stuck in the tampon. Sometimes you need both. So
• 5:07
  Speaker 2: it's like this, like, do you guys what use like
• 5:10
  Speaker 2: a tampon a pad?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 9: Lucky, I mean, I know you're talking. It doesn't it's
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  Speaker 9: not just one get one day, seriously stupid and cross.
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  Speaker 5: And disgusting.
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  Speaker 6: Did they call you Gina blood Buckets?
• 5:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Your name, that's my name, blood Buckets. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so there you go.
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  Speaker 2: So now now we all know how much? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't care.
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  Speaker 6: Who am I?
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  Speaker 2: Who am I trying to impress?
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  Speaker 1: You don't know, you don't dirty little secret. This one says, uh,
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: never did this before. A couple of weeks ago, I shirded.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, first time, first time sharter might be Greg.
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  Speaker 5: Here.
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  Speaker 1: Here's why I don't think it's Greg, because he's so
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  Speaker 1: paranoid about not going public places that he has campbelled.
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  Speaker 1: I think probably to an extreme degree. There and sometimes
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  Speaker 1: that has failed him, and he is and he is
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  Speaker 1: at least sharded.
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  Speaker 4: Because you greg Now I see that from that reaction
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  Speaker 4: that I'm correct. When you shart, it means you are
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  Speaker 4: You're like, oh maybe this will you know you're not
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  Speaker 4: when you when you are cammeling, you are ultra clenched
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  Speaker 4: and so you don't even have.
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  Speaker 1: The but like sometimes there's so much pressure build up, right,
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  Speaker 1: like there was like a you know, like but.
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  Speaker 5: I see what you're saying.
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  Speaker 6: Any part of cinema and television, we all know it's
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  Speaker 6: just you relaxed.
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  Speaker 1: And then right, have you ever have you ever cameled
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  Speaker 1: so hard and you get like that like kind of weird,
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  Speaker 1: like you gotta fart, but there's a crampy kind of
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  Speaker 1: thing to it goes you literally freeze. You can't move
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  Speaker 1: another step because if you move a step like something's
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  Speaker 1: coming out. So you have to sit there and just
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  Speaker 1: clench and wait to pass because there's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: pressure build up because there's like a there's like a
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  Speaker 1: bubble of fart movement.
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  Speaker 7: Going to the bathroom when you feel like you need
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  Speaker 7: to go to the bathroom. Children and I.
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  Speaker 1: Will make it to the bathroom, but everyone there's no
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  Speaker 1: way that's Morgan.
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  Speaker 11: You know, when you're super hungry and you just want
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  Speaker 11: to eat so bad, and then it eventually goes away
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  Speaker 11: and then you're no longer hungry. That's what cameling is.
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  Speaker 5: You get used to it.
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  Speaker 1: It's really healthy, right, what's that? I'm sure it's really
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  Speaker 1: healthy to camel Yeah, that's normal. You're like, you get
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  Speaker 1: to use all your muscles down there, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, working them out right away. It's not healthy
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  Speaker 1: all right, So guesses Morgan Morgan something to do with training.
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: I was about to say, well, the workings a good,
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  Speaker 1: that's a good.
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  Speaker 2: Guess She's like, yeah, she's eating those chias seeds all day.
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  Speaker 2: It's Morgan.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that Sammy would admit a short Uh
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  Speaker 1: so she's out. I don't think it's Gina.
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  Speaker 6: I meant she admitted that she pooped in a.
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  Speaker 1: Shy about.
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  Speaker 7: Because stuff has to be related.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that's true.
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  Speaker 5: She is gross.
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  Speaker 1: I will say. I'll say, well, no, because we know
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  Speaker 1: that Sea Bass has all day. Man, I'll go with me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going Morgan.
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  Speaker 7: Thanks guys, it's the seats.
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  Speaker 1: Well, whose dirty little secret is it?
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  Speaker 5: That would be me? Never in my life charted.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I'm correct.
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  Speaker 7: I'll talk about your strong butthole.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 11: And then remember when we did the melted ice cream
• 8:58
  Speaker 11: olive oil.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that's what did it.
• 9:00
  Speaker 11: So I got home and extra upset because I had
• 9:04
  Speaker 11: just gotten brand new underwear it was. And then I
• 9:07
  Speaker 11: got out of my car. They are and I was
• 9:09
  Speaker 11: walking about to go into the house. Luckily I was
• 9:11
  Speaker 11: in the garage and I thought, oh, big fart coming
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  Speaker 11: up now, and so I have the washer and dryer
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  Speaker 11: in the garage, so I just took it off through it.
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  Speaker 1: The me didn't like thrown away or burn him or something.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it was just throw him away. Little you know.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't like a full on like two cents number two?
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  Speaker 5: I two cents, yeah, minor not two cents, and they're
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  Speaker 5: brand new.
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  Speaker 4: And he got to it real quickly, so the same
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  Speaker 4: stay didn't real quick Then you go, boss.
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  Speaker 2: But because you're kind of shame based, wouldn't you die
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: if Mario saw it?
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  Speaker 10: Uh?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I hoped he didn't see it. That would be
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't just throw it in the hamper?
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  Speaker 6: Noah, did you at least tell him about it?
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  Speaker 11: Hell?
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  Speaker 4: No, I am proud of myself. I inadvertently made Greg
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  Speaker 4: poop his pants.
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  Speaker 5: I know powerful I gave him.
• 10:02
  Speaker 6: Still torturing, still torturing him even after well.
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: And what he says he was on the toilet for
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: like two.
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  Speaker 4: Days after that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, that messed me up. You know that was painful.
• 10:10
  Speaker 1: That messed me up bad. Wow, super painful.
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  Speaker 7: Did you have a moment of like cool, I've sharded.
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  Speaker 2: Now how I felt.
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  Speaker 5: It was more shame though.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Really, it's definitely like to.
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  Speaker 5: Have gone this long in life without having done it.
• 10:25
  Speaker 1: What's something you never tell your partner? And this person said, Uh,
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend proudly brags about how she's never farted in
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: front of me, But as soon as she falls asleep,
• 10:34
  Speaker 1: all those farts that she's been holding income out in
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  Speaker 1: a tremendous velocity and noise, and I don't have the
• 10:39
  Speaker 1: heart to tell.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: Her that's a good boyfriend.
• 10:41
  Speaker 7: I was always one of my biggests. That and talking
• 10:43
  Speaker 7: in my sleep, not snoring, no, talking to my sleep,
• 10:47
  Speaker 7: and farting in my sleep. I was always so scared
• 10:48
  Speaker 7: I would do that with someone.
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: Or drooling on them.
• 10:50
  Speaker 4: That was my biggest fear.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: Interesting question that the Gina Gradu set out loud. Yeah
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: during the commercial break and Seabat you weren't in the room,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm interested for the answer, and I'm glad you're
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: hearing now. The microphones are back on me too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: being a homeschool kid, how did you learn about sex?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm sure it's different for everybody, and I kind
• 11:19
  Speaker 4: of everyone has different parents. But I found because I
• 11:23
  Speaker 4: did I did my math homework in my dad's like
• 11:25
  Speaker 4: study area, and I found in one of the drawers
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  Speaker 4: a book one day about all that kind of stuff
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  Speaker 4: about you know, talking to kids about blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's like an actual book, not just like.
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  Speaker 5: Like Porno mad you know or whatever. Right, Yeah, that's
• 11:39
  Speaker 5: an educational book.
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  Speaker 4: And so I hid that under their bed because I
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: knew where that was going, Like I want that talk. Nope,
• 11:46
  Speaker 4: you took it and hit it, And then cut to
• 11:49
  Speaker 4: a couple of days later, Garrett.
• 11:54
  Speaker 7: I always forget your name is?
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: I always forget his name?
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  Speaker 3: Is?
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  Speaker 5: Garrett?
• 11:57
  Speaker 4: Me too, Garrett? Did you find a book in your
• 12:01
  Speaker 4: father's study? Nope, don't talk about Cut to a month
• 12:05
  Speaker 4: or two later they find the book and then it's
• 12:09
  Speaker 4: it's talking time.
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  Speaker 1: So like hey, read this.
• 12:12
  Speaker 4: My dad's you know, boys and stuff.
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: Sat me down.
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: Any questions you like anybody in the neighborhood, maybe maybe
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  Speaker 4: Margaret down the street. I did like Margaret. Actually what
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: he wouldn't have liked her because he's a righthead m
• 12:31
  Speaker 4: And no, no, no, I don't want to know, like, okay, cool.
• 12:37
  Speaker 4: And then at one point I spent the night at
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: some kids house and his mom. I don't know she
• 12:40
  Speaker 4: was going to do this anyway, but PBS just so
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: happened to be airing some like talking to kids about
• 12:46
  Speaker 4: sex stuff thing. Geez, she she had that ready for us.
• 12:50
  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: Can you imagine, like as a parent, like you have
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: some other person's kid over your house and that's what
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: you put on? Yeah, I not thinking about it.
• 12:57
  Speaker 4: I'm curious if she was either if she played that
• 12:59
  Speaker 4: in under roll, was taking pity on me? If my
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: parents had set that up with them somehow.
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: And also like lame, I'm going to a friend's house
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: and they have PBS on.
• 13:07
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean we that was my that was my
• 13:09
  Speaker 4: house's course, baseline.
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  Speaker 7: Was your friend homeschooled too?
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: No?
• 13:13
  Speaker 4: And in fact I rarely saw this guy, Michael Kenner
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: because he was a bad kid in the neighborhood. My
• 13:17
  Speaker 4: parents didn't like him because he was he just did
• 13:19
  Speaker 4: bad stuff. He's you know, stealing and whatever.
• 13:21
  Speaker 5: Uh huh.
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: But I spent on his house like twice, and one
• 13:24
  Speaker 4: time we watched some PBS thing, you know, diagrams and whatever.
• 13:27
  Speaker 6: What a bad kid watching PVS.
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, house is breakfast, like his special special breakfast treat.
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: His mom's like, oh, we're gonna do graham Cracker cereal.
• 13:36
  Speaker 4: Oh rip, well no, it was just Graham Crackers in milk,
• 13:40
  Speaker 4: which gets soggy in about a quarter seconds.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: That's such an homage.
• 13:45
  Speaker 7: She forgot to go to the store.
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  Speaker 1: This sucks. So the conversation with your parents, it's like, like,
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: what kind of detail they get? Was it one of
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: those well when a man?
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  Speaker 4: My dad that was very short and surface level, and
• 13:59
  Speaker 4: he didn't really go into anything at all because he
• 14:03
  Speaker 4: just kind of like, yeah, you read the book, right,
• 14:04
  Speaker 4: He's like, yep.
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  Speaker 1: Any questions.
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: Apparently they did better than.
• 14:10
  Speaker 4: This public school about three holes. No, I would now
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  Speaker 4: we got into zero detail I read. I don't think
• 14:16
  Speaker 4: I read any of that book either.
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  Speaker 12: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: The only thing I remember, at one point, maybe like
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: a year or two later we were, you know, around
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: the weekend. Friend was over, like what do you guys
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: doing today? And I didn't even know what the word meant.
• 14:28
  Speaker 4: But I said to my dad, me and Peter, we're
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: gonna go get laid.
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  Speaker 5: I know what it meant.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: Right. It was like adult.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: Five Margaret, Margaret, almost almost but not quite my first kiss.
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: We were we just figured out playing out truth or
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: dare and we were underneath her back porch because they
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: had like a raised back porch and you know, the
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: lattice area dirt, and they dared me to kiss her,
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: and instead I got my bike and fast.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: Not always regrets she might get pregnant about that? How
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: do is it any different, like you know, a guy
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: having a conversation with his dad about that kind of stuff,
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: like what do mom say to the daughters? Nothing to nothing?
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: My wife, her parents forget it, they would they. I
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: don't think they ever said one word to her about
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: not about and even when it came to like time
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: for her to have like her first period. Never like man,
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: my mother in law, never in a million.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: Years, nothing.
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: And so I think my wife has learned everything in
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: them streets.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: Although Sammy, I'm sure your mom was like I told
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: you everything.
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: Her mom was showing her how to put condoms on
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: the banana watch. You can also do your No, this
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: is we're gonna learn by time. These cherry stands.
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: We're gonna do animal it's awesome.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't want you to learn from them gutter
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: sluts on the streets.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna be a proper girl.
• 16:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like you were there.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Girls, I'm looking right now.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: There's there's fifty different books you give to a kid.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: There were no books, there was no.
• 16:28
  Speaker 8: We have the American Girl Body Book.
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: Every girl had it, yeah, everywhere.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the American Girl like the dolls.
• 16:34
  Speaker 7: Yes, like the dolls, but they had a body period.
• 16:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they had a body with all about your body
• 16:40
  Speaker 8: and going through puberty, because that's kind of the age that.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Girls are too when they're into American Girl dolls.
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: So it was perfect and everybody had it.
• 16:46
  Speaker 6: Everybody.
• 16:48
  Speaker 7: I did not, but all my friends did.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Yes. They say they sold more million copies of this thing.
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: It's like a good coffee table, a million.
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: Of the American Girl. Because yeah, you just grab it
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: toss it to the kid. Yeah I didn't that was
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: an option.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: I always thought you had to talk to your kid.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Now I'm hearing you just make them read.
• 17:05
  Speaker 7: I don't remember a talk unless we had one. I
• 17:09
  Speaker 7: didn't have a talk.
• 17:09
  Speaker 8: But like Morgan, like all of your friends would go
• 17:12
  Speaker 8: through this book, You're like, oh, let me see there's
• 17:13
  Speaker 8: like drawings and pictures and other stuff, and you kind
• 17:15
  Speaker 8: of just talk about it together and figure it out
• 17:17
  Speaker 8: through the book.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: I guess you had no book.
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: But the old like uh, sex head stuff was always
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: so awkward. Was the worst, generally, the stuff that you
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: got at school.
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: School.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we watched a video of a birth. Yeah, but
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: it was like it was like from the seventies.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: So it's like real grainy and.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: That's actually smart.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: That's scared like film and tech. It's really weird. Coloring
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: full bush, I mean, like the whole thing. Yeah, that'll
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: keep kids. This is always horrific. This was an actual
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: thing back in the day.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: Oh excuse me, Ricky.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: The mom walks into Ricky's room with a laundry basket
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: of his clean clothes and she's just coming to bring
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: his laundry back to his room. And mom walks in
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: on Ricky.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Oh excuse me, Ricky. Ricky I did see what you
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: were doing. It felt good, didn't it.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: It's all right.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: We all have feelings like this sometimes. I'm just glad
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: you're doing this in the privacy of your own room.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: When you're a little bit older, we'll have to talk
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: more about these feelings and what causes them and how
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: we can control these feelings.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Wait until he's older.
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry I intruded on your privacy. I'll be sure
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: to know next time.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, Ricky killed himself spoiler alert in case you didn't
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: see the rest of it.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Well, kids, Ricky intentionally ate a bullet. We don't have
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: Ricky anymore. I'm on American Girl Dolls TikTok page.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have the.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: Dolls play acting scenes from the.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Book from the Bodybook.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: Ye you guys, guy just shaving girl's leg.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: And then, uh, I remember this one. This is one
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: that they showed us in school and for whatever do
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: the the song stuck I think with every kid in
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: my class, because then we went on to sing it
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: all the time.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: It's like just a song.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like, uh it was it was a
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: song to teach kids about the proper instead of calling
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: it like your d or whatever. Yeah, like you would
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: use the proper words for the body parts, and it
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: was just I can still picture the video. The video
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: was this like creepy looking dude sitting like outside, like
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: in a park or a playground or whatever, playing this
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: guitar singing this song about the proper names for body parts.
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: Is what boys have down in front.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: Penis is the word. Though it seems blunt, all boys
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: have a penis, So no.
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: Matter what you've heard, remember.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: The penis is the proper word.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: Bulva is what girls.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Have down below, even though most people call it vagina
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: and front of children call it virginia, she's akered. It
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: will show all girls have a bulva, So no matter.
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: What you've heard, remember that vulva is the proper word.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Our anus is a useful thing.
• 20:25
  Speaker 11: Indeed, the veenis gives relief.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: In time of need.
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: We all have an anus, So no matter what you've heard, remember.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: That anus is the proper word.
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: So don't be appalled, because that's what they're called, and each.
• 20:41
  Speaker 10: Of them is the proper word for.
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: Private right we all have.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: It's probably dead. I mean that it was hell old
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: at the time, did you ever, I don't even know
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: what to say.
• 20:58
  Speaker 11: Did you ever know the answer to us certain questions?
• 21:00
  Speaker 11: But you asked your parents anyway, just to hear what
• 21:02
  Speaker 11: they would say.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Oh god, no.
• 21:04
  Speaker 11: So I went to a movie with my dad once
• 21:06
  Speaker 11: and in the movie they used the word pecker, and
• 21:09
  Speaker 11: I knew exactly what it did.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: And after the movie, I'm like, dude, well what does
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: pecker remain?
• 21:13
  Speaker 11: And this is how much we didn't have the talk.
• 21:15
  Speaker 11: He said, never mind.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: Never mind.
• 21:21
  Speaker 11: So we not only didn't talk, it was like you
• 21:24
  Speaker 11: will not talk about it?
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Mind never mind.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: Like to be able to do that, like, shut up,
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: we're not talking about it.
• 21:30
  Speaker 13: Kay, Alpha, move the Woody Show, or just updated his
• 21:39
  Speaker 13: folder that he keeps up all these ill different audio clips.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Uh so good.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the the latest in there from that last conversation
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: is from Sea bass like I never have been with
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: a woman confession.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like I've never been with a woman, Like I
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: never have been with a woman.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: Starting to a lot of sense.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you talk about how retarded.
• 21:59
  Speaker 11: This all right?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Let's see, Oh that one's that one's missing. Hold on, Yeah,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: there's there's.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: A bunch of here.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Maybe he has been Yeah, I on gayer wanta be
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: a gay? Okay, let's see Oh, we've got some Greg
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Gory clips in here. This is also from today's show.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: That just made me so hearty. Oh true, Yeah, that's
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: that's a good one.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: Take me out into a field and just shoot me.
• 22:37
  Speaker 5: That's depressing, big poop.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: I say. Bort just collects these when he hears something
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: that just like tickles him, He just he sets it aside.
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: Because I wanted them all punished. Thanks a lot, God.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: All right? Oh, how about the Two Men sixty nine?
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: I don't see how those possible.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Let's see, we have some Gina grad clips. I love
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Most Jolly?
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ALUs, you're dude, how are you? I'm Gina?
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. What did that one happen you?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: How are you? I'm Gina cheering or something? Yeah, maybe
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I'm the biggest moron on the face of the planet.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Uh oh wow, expensive though.
• 23:28
  Speaker 14: Kyle Hitler, Oh we all remember that conversation we were
• 23:37
  Speaker 14: talking about who's your personal hero?
• 23:38
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 23:39
  Speaker 7: Who is Hitler?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Ga?
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: Wow song?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, crazy, crazy crazy.
• 23:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: What else do you love?
• 23:51
  Speaker 6: I love most Jolly?
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: How do you know what that is? It's it's posta.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like a z or penny.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, uh oh, here's a Morgan clip.
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: You know my rectum is feeling a little looser.
• 24:03
  Speaker 14: Yeah, okay, checks out.
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I just you know, tap that thing, yep, yeah,
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: just tap it.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Oh we have let's see here. Here's one from Sammy.
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: I cloged toilets. I'm glad that he killed Diddy.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Oh I can't swallow more.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I can't believe I just did this.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: All right, uh so whatever you can do to moisten up,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: all right, And then menace is always good for some
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of screaming from glory whole stuff, zebra stripes,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: zebra stripes, you know, all right. Yeah, there's there's a
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: lot of kind of Wooldrow Wilson, wo Wooldrow Wilson yang
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: z shout out, devious hor deviouss. Yeah, there's a and
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: then there's just a lot of like random noises.
• 25:03
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, scary, alright.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four? What do thank you?
• 25:17
  Speaker 5: Thank you? Board genius was shocking.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't believe that one.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ashamed.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four What he texts over to
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: two two nine? I can't play that one. Some of
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: these I know are not edited. Like if you if
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: you put the actual word in there in the description,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: does it mean it's beeped out? Probably?
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: No, that is not It is a warning for you.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but I want the wrong one just in case.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: I won't play that one all right. More what he
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: shows next show
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: In the MI