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Sluggin' Gulls | Son of a Boy Dad: Episode #114 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Alrighty, welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today.
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  Speaker 5: It is Monday, May fifteenth, May fifteenth. I know that
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  Speaker 5: because my accountantcy off of vacation today. Flex, so we
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  Speaker 5: should be doing my taxes.
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  Speaker 1: Your accountant is off of vacation.
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  Speaker 5: He apparently he takes a long vacation after tax day,
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  Speaker 5: and that doesn't really do well for the people that
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  Speaker 5: got an extension who don't know any details about the extension.
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  Speaker 1: But it's probably so relaxing for him to just be like,
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  Speaker 1: fuck all these people.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean like it's a nightmare.
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  Speaker 1: They're the only people who probably deserve vacations is people
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  Speaker 1: who do paperwork. People that are like in an Excel
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  Speaker 1: spreadsheet or like filling out form. Yeah, they deserve vacations.
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  Speaker 1: Guys like you going to Iceland, Guys like me going
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  Speaker 1: to fucking Brazil, we do not deserve our vacation.
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  Speaker 5: I sent him my filings and he just I said,
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  Speaker 5: let me know if you need anything. Else said, okay,
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  Speaker 5: we'll do And it's been a month and he hasn't
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  Speaker 5: sent anything. It's like, well, I'm assuming I have to
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  Speaker 5: pay money at some point. No, you're good.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you're if it's in his hands right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's in your account's hands.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think I can go to the irs and
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  Speaker 5: be like, my account is not doing it?
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  Speaker 1: Well, why would you even go to them?
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  Speaker 5: Feel like when they come to me.
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  Speaker 1: They're not going to audit you at your door though, dde.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna get audited.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're making a lot of money and stand up,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't think it's enough for an audit. It
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  Speaker 1: is when you pay zero dollars. I always think about
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  Speaker 1: this whenever you're like, dude, like you're fucking like you
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  Speaker 1: probably make so much money, And then I think about
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  Speaker 1: what my life was like at your age versus what
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  Speaker 1: your life is like at your age, and uh, it's
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  Speaker 1: vastly different.
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  Speaker 5: Should have been grinding when you were thirteen, bro, I was.
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  Speaker 1: A pizza delivery man when I was your age. I
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  Speaker 1: had never spoken to an accountant in my life even
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  Speaker 1: in passing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well I haven't actually spoken to an account either,
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  Speaker 5: just email.
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  Speaker 1: Still you're doing great, brother, No, all right, so the
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  Speaker 1: church to Iceland, Soctor, what?
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  Speaker 5: No, Iceland was great? Iceland was really fun.
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  Speaker 1: From the text messages I got from you during the trip,
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  Speaker 1: I did not get that impression.
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  Speaker 5: Why you were texting me NonStop and I wasn't replying
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  Speaker 5: because I was in Iceland.
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  Speaker 1: No, you were replying to everything that I said.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, because you will.
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  Speaker 1: Let me go back to here. Let me go back
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  Speaker 1: to your text messages and let me see exactly what
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  Speaker 1: was said. How is it pretty fine? The scenery is crazy.
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  Speaker 1: We fished all day but we didn't catch dick and
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  Speaker 1: they didn't. And then I said something about how was it?
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  Speaker 1: Or oh, you sent me some pictures and you said,
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  Speaker 1: this trip has been way more stressful than intended. Losing
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  Speaker 1: my mind today? Oh, I said, it picks up.
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  Speaker 5: That must have been on the bad day. We had
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  Speaker 5: a bad I told Owen about it. We had a
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  Speaker 5: we had a nasty day. It was a really bad day.
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  Speaker 5: It was just like one of those days on vacation
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  Speaker 5: where just every single thing goes wrong.
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  Speaker 1: What kind of stuff was going wrong?
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  Speaker 5: We we slept in. We got a hotel the night
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  Speaker 5: before and we were supposed to wake up early. I
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  Speaker 5: thought you guys were staying in the wilderness. The whole
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  Speaker 5: day had ended fast from my that was me my doing.
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  Speaker 1: You were just like on the swinging Dick. I got
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  Speaker 1: the money.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I'm not sleeping outside. I was like,
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  Speaker 5: it's fucking zero degrees outside. I was like, we'll get
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  Speaker 5: a hotel and we'll all sleep in like a tiny
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  Speaker 5: ass room, which we did. And uh, dude, it was
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  Speaker 5: that day. We we we slept in like a in
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  Speaker 5: a hotel. The hotel was not a hotel. We set
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  Speaker 5: a reservation for the hotel. We walked in, checked in,
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  Speaker 5: the lady brings us up to upstairs where the hotel is.
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  Speaker 5: We walk in. There's just a dude sitting on the
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  Speaker 5: couch watching TV. It was not a hotel. Was old
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  Speaker 5: ass dude just mounted on like a leather chair watching TV.
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  Speaker 5: It was a home. And then another dude sitting in
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  Speaker 5: the kitchen eating pasta. And they just bring us over
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  Speaker 5: to like a bedroom in there and they're like, this
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  Speaker 5: is your guys room. Nice room, three beds.
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  Speaker 1: You booked it online, obviously, Yeah, And this was in
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  Speaker 1: a town.
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  Speaker 5: Was this as a hotel. This was in a town
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  Speaker 5: called I think it was called Bargains, Bargains something like that.
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  Speaker 5: Nice town. Super fun that Actually that night we went
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  Speaker 5: to a bar and the bartender was like an asshole.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of people there, they're very weird. Like you
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  Speaker 5: walk into a restaurant and they're all sitting in silence,
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  Speaker 5: everyone silent, not like a single conversation happening, and they
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  Speaker 5: all turn and they stare at you as you walk in,
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  Speaker 5: and we're like what the fuck. But I don't know,
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  Speaker 5: it's very odd. But we went to this bar in
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  Speaker 5: that town because they were open un till like midnight,
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  Speaker 5: and we just were like, hey, we'll get three beers.
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  Speaker 5: And the guy was like like shook his head and
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  Speaker 5: was like furious about him. Was like right, I'll bring
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  Speaker 5: you the beers. And I was like okay. It was like, okay,
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  Speaker 5: this is fucking weird. What was he? What did he expect?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, like he maybe maybe they like were
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  Speaker 5: intending on closing earlier, and they probably knew that we were
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  Speaker 5: gonna stay there all.
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  Speaker 1: Night, that you guys were gonna get ship faced and there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then he left, and then another bartender came
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  Speaker 5: and that guy was awesome. And he comes up to
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  Speaker 5: us like around like ten thirty and he's like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: are any of you guys are vegetarian? And we were
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  Speaker 5: like no, and he was like and he's like, all right,
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  Speaker 5: I'll bear up back and he comes back with like
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  Speaker 5: these big ass bowls of like Italian wedding soup. Damn's awesome.
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  Speaker 5: What the hell?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds extremely hospitable.
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  Speaker 5: That was great that that was like that that made
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  Speaker 5: the night.
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  Speaker 1: What was their accident?
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  Speaker 5: Like, uh, like European I don't really know how to
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  Speaker 5: do it, like lots of yeah, yeah, a lot of that,
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  Speaker 5: but a lot of them are front cool. So a
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  Speaker 5: lot of people that are from like Poland and like Ireland.
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  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, that's weird. Yeah, And so what was bad about?
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  Speaker 5: The bad day? So then that night we got like hammered,
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  Speaker 5: stayed up till like three in the hotel room, and
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  Speaker 5: woke up the next day at like noon, which was
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  Speaker 5: not planned. We're supposed to wake up at like eight,
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  Speaker 5: and it's like raining out. We go get coffee. We're
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  Speaker 5: like all right, we gotta we gotta go to the
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  Speaker 5: grocery store. Get a bunch of shit. We do all that.
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  Speaker 5: You get more beer because you got to get beer.
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  Speaker 5: Anytime you're near a liquor store, you have to get
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  Speaker 5: beer because there because there's none in general. Yeah, well no, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you're in Iceland because there's none. There are no liquor stores.
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  Speaker 5: There's like ten.
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  Speaker 1: It's a finite commodity. It's like when there was a
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  Speaker 1: gas shortage and every time you drove by a gas
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  Speaker 1: pump you have to fill.
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  Speaker 5: Up exactly like there was there. And it's all run
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  Speaker 5: by the government, so they're open, like a lot of
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  Speaker 5: them are open and only until like six pm. So
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  Speaker 5: you got to get it in the morning. So you
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  Speaker 5: gotta get in the morning. And in the morning, dude,
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  Speaker 5: any day of the week, and it's packed the whole
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  Speaker 5: the whole country is getting olcohol that day. And is
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  Speaker 5: it light all night there, No, it's what it gets
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  Speaker 5: light at, Like it gets dark at like eleven eleven thirty, Okay,
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  Speaker 5: which was kind of I liked that. That is sweet. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: it's just like Moore day. Yeah, And so that the
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  Speaker 5: process of getting out of this town took us a
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  Speaker 5: lot longer than intended because we were kind of just
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  Speaker 5: like being tired and and like worn down, and we're
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  Speaker 5: supposed to go do this hike and the hike is
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  Speaker 5: up to a waterfall, and I was kind of anti hike.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, I'm really hungover. I don't really want
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  Speaker 5: to hike. And then I'm looking at reviews on all
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  Speaker 5: trails of the hike and everyone's like, beautiful hike. Only
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  Speaker 5: thing is there's a log that you have to use
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  Speaker 5: to cross this river at the way, and they're like
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  Speaker 5: the log is gone, so you have to go up
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  Speaker 5: to like in like waste deep water across the river.
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  Speaker 5: So I was like, dude, it's freezing outside. I don't
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  Speaker 5: want to walk through waste deep water in my fucking
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  Speaker 5: pants and like take my shoes off and stuff. So
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  Speaker 5: we scratched the hike after like driving there, it got there,
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  Speaker 5: we like got there, sat there eight to eight lunch,
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  Speaker 5: and then we scratched it and we're like, let's just
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  Speaker 5: go to this so that we're like we're gonna go
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  Speaker 5: to this other town like Arcans, and that town had
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  Speaker 5: a bar that was open till three am and they.
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  Speaker 1: Knew you were gonna whoop it up there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and they had these like hot spring like like
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  Speaker 5: baths they were they were like man made hot springs
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  Speaker 5: with like a view, which means it was just like
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  Speaker 5: a hot tub. And and uh, we're like, let's go
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  Speaker 5: to this town. It's gotta beer, kind of like just
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  Speaker 5: to have a relaxing day and do whatever. So we
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  Speaker 5: get to the town. It's like a forty five minute drive.
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  Speaker 5: The drive, I will say the drives. They were all
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  Speaker 5: everywhere we would go be like, oh, it's a two
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  Speaker 5: hour drive. One hour drive.
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  Speaker 1: They fly by because you're seeing the most beautiful shit
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  Speaker 1: you've ever set.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and there's also no traffic, so it's like an
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  Speaker 5: hour of It's like literally like it's gonna be an
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  Speaker 5: hour of straight driving from here to there. It's not
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  Speaker 5: gonna be like stop lights or anything. It's just like
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  Speaker 5: a straight shot everywhere, two lane roads.
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  Speaker 1: And is it is it pretty on both sides or
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  Speaker 1: where they're like pouring stretches?
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  Speaker 5: Is They're like, no, it's all it's all awesome. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: the scenery is crazy. And we get to our cans.
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  Speaker 5: We're trying to find the bar. We can't find the
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  Speaker 5: bar because the maps are all fucked up. We find
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  Speaker 5: a barre. This bar looks fucking terrible. We don't go.
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  Speaker 5: We're like, let's go, let's figure out something to do.
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  Speaker 5: We're driving, we like pull over, turn around. There's just
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  Speaker 5: like a wall graffitied with like the most racist shit
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  Speaker 5: I've ever seen in my entire life, like the N word,
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  Speaker 5: like ten thousand times.
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  Speaker 1: God damn, Like Bart Simpson went off.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and like drawings like cartoons, what the fuck shit?
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  Speaker 5: And that was like that was like pretty unsettling. It
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  Speaker 5: like wasn't even really funny.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sure you were in an Arkansas?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, it was like because we were like, dude,
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  Speaker 5: like I know, there's like racist parts of America, like
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  Speaker 5: super racist parts, but like they still don't they don't.
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  Speaker 5: They would cover that shit up. They would paint like
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  Speaker 5: it was.
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  Speaker 1: Like a mirror, like they all agreed on it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like they were like that's just there, like and dude,
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  Speaker 5: we were like in the center of the town, like
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  Speaker 5: this was not like a hidden thing, like this was
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  Speaker 5: just like for the whole town to see. God damn,
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  Speaker 5: like the N word a million times.
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  Speaker 1: They don't say they don't tell you that about Iceland, No,
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  Speaker 1: and then most Hateful country for Neo Knox.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, And then I was like thinking about it. I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 5: there's literally only white people here. We were like, let's
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  Speaker 5: get the fuck out of here, let's get out of
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  Speaker 5: this town. Let's go to the campsite and let's set
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  Speaker 5: up and let's just get hammered and go to bed.
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  Speaker 5: And we go to many beers?
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  Speaker 1: Did you have like a twenty four pack or something
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  Speaker 1: like that or what?
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  Speaker 5: Oh on us? Yeah? Seven hundred beers. I'm not joking.
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  Speaker 5: When we would stop at every single liquor store and
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  Speaker 5: get like two more twenty four packs, you were loading up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and we finished most of them. Yeah, we had to
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  Speaker 5: throw it. A couple like IPAs that my buddy Bow got, Like,
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  Speaker 5: no one wants that shit. But uh, what kind of
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  Speaker 5: beer was there? Like Gume beer, goll Gull and they
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  Speaker 5: are damn good. It's just a light beer. It's like
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  Speaker 5: a bud light. But it was good and uh, gluten
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  Speaker 5: free too, which I liked. Ah, yeah, isn't uh. I
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  Speaker 5: didn't give me as bad of a stomach ache.
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  Speaker 1: Corona is gluten free.
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  Speaker 5: I think it might be.
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  Speaker 1: It's good for your tummy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think the Mexicans maybe they'd do it right for
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  Speaker 1: their maybe.
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  Speaker 5: But Gull Gull was the ship.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta get a fucking six or of gold.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Gall was good. Gall was good, and uh I
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  Speaker 5: found that like right away, and I was like, Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: this counna be my beer for the trip. But you
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  Speaker 5: see Goll, you fucked. But dude, they have Goll everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: They sell it. Everywhere you'd be walking, you'd be driving
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  Speaker 5: by a bookstore would have a big ass Gull sign
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  Speaker 5: outside of it, and it'd be like, we sell Gull
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  Speaker 5: and books. It was like that, like most of their
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  Speaker 5: money must be made off of Gull and so like
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  Speaker 5: we're coming off of this like racist fucking city. Whatever.
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  Speaker 5: It was also a lot of the cities are not nice,
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  Speaker 5: like they're like like that Borgans one or whatever it
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  Speaker 5: was called Borgons. I forget it was. That one was cool.
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  Speaker 5: That one was nice. That was like what you would picture.
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  Speaker 5: That's what you picture in your head when you're like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: this is nice landic town.
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  Speaker 1: I'm picturing like like wooden houses that are like painted
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  Speaker 1: a bright color.
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  Speaker 5: And like all in the mountains, like on the water.
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  Speaker 5: It was cool. Yeah, our Cans was like if you
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  Speaker 5: pulled over on like on a factory in the middle
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  Speaker 5: of fucking upstate New York. Like it was like a shitty,
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  Speaker 5: shitty town run downtown racist really were there people walking around.
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  Speaker 5: People were like taking pictures in front of the murals,
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  Speaker 5: like in Los Angeles when they have angel wings. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: they're like the eye and standing there. No, there was.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't like that, but it was weird. So we're like,
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  Speaker 5: let's get the fuck out of here. Let's go to
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  Speaker 5: this campsite. We get to the campsite legitimately the most
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  Speaker 5: beautiful place I've ever seen in my entire life. Like
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  Speaker 5: we're in this center. It's like it's so bare, like
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  Speaker 5: everything's so bare. But then there's like these massive lakes
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  Speaker 5: and mountains and like cool architecture like everything. And we
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  Speaker 5: pull over. We're like getting our ship ready. I'm going
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  Speaker 5: up to the bathroom and a dude comes out of
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  Speaker 5: the bathroom and I'm like, oh, it's the bathroom open.
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  Speaker 5: He's like, oh, no, we're closed. He's like, I'm doing
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  Speaker 5: work on the place. So we're like, okay, campsite's off.
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  Speaker 5: Go up to like the base lodge. Base lodges closed.
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  Speaker 5: So then we find this other place to go camping
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  Speaker 5: and it's in the center of a town.
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  Speaker 1: And what do you have to camp with just tents
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  Speaker 1: and like fucking sleeping bags.
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  Speaker 5: Or when we had everything we had that we rented
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  Speaker 5: a bunch of shit, okay, and then we end up
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  Speaker 5: driving other hour to this other town. That town sucked,
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  Speaker 5: but we stayed there and we just got obliterated at a.
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  Speaker 1: Hotel room or at you went to a car, you
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  Speaker 1: went to a camp or where'd you stay that night?
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  Speaker 5: Though we we went to the campsite. Campsite sucks. I
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  Speaker 5: was like, I'll get his hotel room. I think that's
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  Speaker 5: night spent. A lot of the hotels there is that
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  Speaker 5: they have a self check in. You just enter a
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  Speaker 5: code in, so.
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  Speaker 1: It's like an Airbnb essently.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you just like it would get a room, but
• 14:23
  Speaker 5: it's expensive, dude, how much? Like like that was like
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: three hundred bucks? Really?
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah for the three of you. Yeah, and did they
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: all have one hundred?
• 14:32
  Speaker 5: Definitely not damn. But you take the bed? Yeah? No,
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: we like all shared beds. What yeah, dude, all man,
• 14:39
  Speaker 5: it was like.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: You and two of your boys shared the beds in
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: the hotel rooms.
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: It was like a queen bed and we would sleep.
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: What the fuck? What else were we gonna do. I'm
• 14:48
  Speaker 5: not gonna buy us all our own hotel room.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: People would sleep on the floor I think or two
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: people did that and did that the next night. Three
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: dudes in a bed is a little it's just a
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: little bit. No, I'm not even saying gay, I'm saying
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: that's uncomfortable.
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, he was uncomfortable. You guys definitely each other
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: end me money and one of my friends looked at me.
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: He was like, I literally have zero dollars and I'm like, then,
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: why are you on fucking vacation in the most expensive
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: country in Europe. It's literally the most expensive country in Europe, dude,
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: but you've got like it's it's past Switzerland by a lot.
• 15:20
  Speaker 5: You got the bread though, I guess. It was still
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: I mean, every night was fucking awesome. Like it was
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: always super fun.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you could have seven beers anywhere.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it was still like it was fun. It
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: was cool, like the like the like the Black Sand
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: Beach was insane. That we went to the hot springs.
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: The hot springs were crazy. It's it's hot, dude. Dude's
• 15:42
  Speaker 5: getting out of there literally like bright red. They're getting
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: out of there, like they're like someone just spray painted
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: them red. What did you wear in there? I wore
• 15:52
  Speaker 5: a bathing suit, no shirt while I was running with
• 15:55
  Speaker 5: the fat guys. Dude, the fat guy move in the
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: hot springs as you lay on your stomach and then
• 16:00
  Speaker 5: you just like chill with like your head up by
• 16:02
  Speaker 5: your arms, and you're like, dude, this is so cool.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: What's the other alternative? We're other guys just sitting on
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: their ass.
• 16:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's not deep enough to the point that,
• 16:10
  Speaker 5: like you know, when you go, like when you go swimming,
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: once you're in, you just got the next course, see
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: your body. It's not enough. So you sit down and
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: they're seeing every they're seeing the rolls in full action,
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: and your boys are slim.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, your boys like Jesus abs. Yeah, that sucks
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: with their poor asses. Bro, No, they can't afford the.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: I would start twisting that on them. They'd be like,
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: you're a fat ass, and they'll be like, well, I
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: make more money than both of you will ever make.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm eating good.
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: I would say ship like that just to piss them off.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Bro, they should have slit your throat and hands the
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: white supremacist.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: Damn, they're coming after me. I'm gonna come after that
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: fucking paying for the entire trip. Yeah, you got your
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: wallets fast. It actually wasn't me paying for the entire trip.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: My other body helped pay for almost everything. It was
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: just one of them didn't pay for a single thing.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: Who mad or Boo? Bo didn't pay for anything and
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Matt pay.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: For a lot. Yeah, we would like split it because Matt.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: It's a hard work.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Bo On the other hand, well, Bo's a really
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: hard worker. Bo just chooses to work at places where
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: they pay him two dollars an hour, and he's like, Dude,
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: I don't know how I'm ever gonna like make enough money.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: I'm like, get a fucking real job, dude. Stop working
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: at like summer camps where they pay you zero dollars.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: Get a real job. Work at barsto.
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: No. But it's like there's a difference between like being like, oh, dude,
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: minimum wages tough. It's like, go, dude, you're choosing to
• 17:36
  Speaker 5: make less than fifty percent of minute.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Yah, you're paying handling. Yeah, you're a Napoleon dynamite at
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: the chicken farm. Broh, you're making fucking less than a
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: dollar an hour. I don't want to put him on
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: blast like that was me and I should you put
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: him on blast face to face and then you probably.
• 17:53
  Speaker 5: Millions massive platform I'm gonna sound like such a scumbag
• 17:57
  Speaker 5: saying yeah you are. That is a fucking thing. You
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: should say. No, no, no, we're not. We're not if
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: you want it was a but we're it's in a
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: joke way. I'm not looking at him and like the
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: eyes and being like, you'll never be me. I'm saying
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: it because he's calling me. What does he say back to?
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: What does he say back to that? And they then
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: they're like, yeah, you gotta pay for everything for the
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: rest of the trip. That was where they would twist
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: it on me.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then so what do you say back to that?
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: I'd say, I'm not doing that, and then I would
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: do it.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, that's such a fun You're you're literally having
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: the time of your life on that trip.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was fun, dude. We went to a hostel
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: one night.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh, what was the setup in the hostel?
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Everybody in one room or you guys got your own
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: bunk bedroom.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Everybody in one room and one of us slept on
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: the floor and who's something on the floor.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: Definitely not you, Matt oh really yea with his affluent ass,
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: his rich ass.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: And that was that day was awesome, but that night
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: was rough. That day we did you sleep outside once? Yeah,
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: the first night, just one night. Yeah, and it was
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: too cold. It wasn't even too cold. It was more
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: just like we were doing shit, Like we were like
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: up and moving the whole day and then you'd get
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: and then you'd like you you wouldn't. We wouldn't really
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: eat a lot at all the whole day. And then
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: it'd be like nine o'clock and we rolling into the
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: campsite and I'd be like, dude, I don't want to
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: fucking like set up a tent right now.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: That was my first thing that would have sucked about
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: going on vacation camping. It's setting up the tent all.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: The time, every night.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's terrible. Yeah, that's why it's not really a vacation.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: If you're doing that, you're just making work for yourself.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah. So we stayed in the hostel and it was
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: it was nice. It was a nice hostile There must
• 19:39
  Speaker 5: have been some sort of some sort of kids like
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: icelandic field trip happening because they we went into the
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: Kyoto competition. Dude, the loudest people on the planet really like, dude,
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: they're so fucking loud, singing York songs do their language
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: and their language is so unattractive to the ear. How rocky.
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: It's like it's just like sounds, dude. It's not even
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: like it's not even words, it just sounds. They speak
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: in taser, Dude. It's insane, the noises that they make.
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: And then and then I know where they just they
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: they laugh, They all they they all start laughing. They
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: were playing a game, these kids, and that must have
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: pissed you off. It didn't piss me off at first.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: It pissed me off. And then they're coming out like
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: where we like we like left the kitchen area when
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: it's like the like the common area. We're like playing
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: this game that we're playing the whole time, and they
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: keep on coming out and like and like pulling your
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: hat up off your head and then like scurrying away.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: They were like they were fucking with us, dude. Yeah,
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: they'd be like you winning and then they'd scurry away
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: and they don't yeah, yeah, and then they and then
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: we went out to get more beer from the car,
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: and I came back in and they all had their
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: jackets on and they were like tiptoeing out, sneaking away.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: They were sneaking out, really, Yeah, what the fun? Where
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: the hell were like off of a highway, I don't
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: know where. How old were they? They were probably all
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: like fifteen to eighteen.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: I heard that, like in Iceland, you like mischievously like
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: no one locks their doors, so you can like literally
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: just like sneak into people's houses and they'll be like, hey,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: get out of my house, Like what the heck are
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: you doing up there? Like you're like a stray cat
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: or something like that.
• 21:18
  Speaker 5: I heard that too, Actually, yeah you're from you maybe,
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: but yeah, dude, they were I mean loud, like the loudest,
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: Like this conversation would be like the room would be shaking.
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: And that's just like their base level.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: All of them are just the kids, just the kids.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Kids on the field trip. You should have brought them beers.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: And dude, they would have they are winning the game.
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: They could not drink beer. They would have. It would
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: have been a nightmare. They were like slamming coffee at
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: midnight right because it's light out.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably because they're in the song Meet Virginia.
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, do you ever hear that? Solow? She only drinks
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: coffee at midnight? Out?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Good reference, Bro, crazy reference, Bro. I've been dropping reference gems. Bro.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I've been really populating this conversation with several references.
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: I know, I've been paying attention. Have you seagull and
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: flock to it?
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: I'm with you, bro, I'm just trying to I'm at it.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I'm the color commentator of the story.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's pretty much it. I mean, it was fun,
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: it was a great time.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: It was the best and worst things you ate while
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: you were there.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: Oh dude, you know what I mean. I'm not a
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: food guy.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Well, I want to know the best and worst things
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: you ate. That's interesting to me. I had trout, which
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: was cool, trout steam trout. Trout was good, but uh,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: how did they prepare it? Did they cook it up?
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Or was it like raw fish?
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: It was like grilled. That sounds good. What else did
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: we get? We got something really good? One day, we
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: got uh like was it like clam chat We got
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: like a chowder clam chowder. And then we got uh
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: some sort of.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Well they sound soup heavy. A lot of a lot
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: of soup red fish, yeah, fish, Yeah, it was good.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Do you ever watch zac Efron's travel show?
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: No, is it the one where he does acid?
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I think he does like water. He goes like a
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: water some allie. It looks like the best water in
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: the world. But uh, first episode they go to like
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: the best restaurant in Iceland.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: It still didn't look good. Yeah. The food wasn't like
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: anything special.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Look like it was just like the regular food. But
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: they served it on a square plate attack like it
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: was fucking fancy.
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Reikiyevic was pretty cool. Yeah, cool city.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Where do you fly to Keflavic?
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's flying the cav and then you keV is
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: about forty five minutes away from Raikievic.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: And those are the two biggest cities, right, Rekivi's the biggest,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: in Keflevic's the second.
• 23:33
  Speaker 5: Biggest, Kevlvic, If that's what they would call it a city,
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: I mean that was like a that was like an
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: old person's community, like one of those towns in the suburbs.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, but Rekkievic is sick.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Reggie Vick's a real city.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: What kind of shit are they doing there? Racist graffiti,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Nazi rallies.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: No, not not not much there in Reikiyevic.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: You see a black person the whole time you were there? No,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: how about like a ten.
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah it's definitely a brown person. Yeah yeah, Indian bros.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: Maybe like one.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's dope. I'm as curious as to the general
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: vibe there is not happy.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: They're not happy people in Iceland.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Oh there's I think the suicide rate is crazy.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: They're miserable people.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I think like that's why they keep their own population low,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: like just killing themselves.
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: They're really not happy. Yeah, like they're genuinely unhappy. Like
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: we went we checked into the hotel the last night
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: and we were like just like, you know, hey, how's
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: it going checking in? Ah, it's been better, Like oh
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: not what I.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Was looking for, Like, don't tell me, not at all
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: what I was looking for in America.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: And she's like, you know, it's been ran in for
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: the last five months, like it'll get better hopefully, and
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: then like a ten minute pause is like one day
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: It's like Jesus, I think it's good.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I think they're the all the sunlight that they're getting, Like,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I think it fucks with their glands. I think that's
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: probably like a tiny gland in their brain that's not
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: getting enough fucking darkness so they can't sleep.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Oh but they do. It's only light out for like
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: four hours a day in the winter.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: But I mean, I feel like that fucks with that
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: the other way. I just feel like they're like milking
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: their glands out the wrong way. Got these fuck that
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: milked out glands.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it did rain the whole time. Really. Yeah, there
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: was like one hour a day where it would be
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: sunny and it was usually in the morning.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: And it's like that for five months.
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: That's what they said.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Damn, why would people go there?
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: I think in the spring, in the summer it's super
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: nice out, it's beautiful. Yeah.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I can't believe that Greenland is like way way way
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: worse than that and way way way bigger grease. Greenland's
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: all ice, yeah, but still or how much ice was
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: there in Iceland?
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: None?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Crazy thing when you find out.
• 25:45
  Speaker 5: I mean there's like there's like mountains with snow on them,
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: and there's glaciers in the up like up north.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Did you go to the glaciers? Did you go to
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: like the continental divide or whatever?
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we couldn't go. I think it was too early.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Efrone went there.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: Bro, Yeah, we went too early in the year, which sucked.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: I can't imagine I'll go back anytime soon. But I
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: think if I go back, I think if I go
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: on vacation again, I'll go somewhere. I'd still want to
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: go to Switzerland really bad. Or I'll go somewhere in
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: like Southeast Asia, somewhere cheap, somewhere where like the whole
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: vacation costs like forty bucks.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Somewhere where you can bang a dude for four dollars. Yeah,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: a dude dressed as a woman. Yeah, exactly, that's the dream.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: But somewhere where you can kill a local and get
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: away with it, exactly. Yeah, can I can? I can
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: I get in on one of these room? Sure, let's
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: just do it for content, yeah, or just be like, well,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: we'll tell stories of it, Yeah exactly, we'll tell stories
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: right off.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm trying to think of what else happened those.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: What was the worst that you just say the worst
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: thing you ate? I feel like they probably have like
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: a gray paste or something like that that's just like
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: a stupid like sauce, like a fish sauce or some shit.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I did, or like I didn't eat anything bad
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: noticeably there was. They do have dried fish in like
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: the in like beef jerky bad, and they sell it
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: everywhere and it looks so fucking gross. That does sound
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: Let me show you a picture of what it looks like.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: They gotta be fucking snacking on that shit like it's
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Bill tong or something. It's just crackers, but that sounds
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: nasty as fuck.
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: Let me see dry fish Iceland snack.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is what it looks like. Shut the fuck up.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: It kind of is nice packaging.
• 28:39
  Speaker 5: What is it called blackfish Tour? Yeah, it's disgusting, dude,
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: that's what I do. Yeah, this is what it looks
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: and they have it in just like big ass like
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: beef jerky bags.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Gross. Fuck that fish gets bad so fast. When it's good,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: it's so good. But when it's bad, it's so much
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: worse than like any other.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: But they eat it like like it's everywhere. It's like
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: it's more common then you would see, like a like
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: a bag of beef turkey.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: It's probably because the country's expensive and everybody's poor.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: No, they're not poor, they're not. No, Actually think that everyone.
• 29:17
  Speaker 5: I think actually there's very low poverty rates there because
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: everyone is within like the comfortable cost of living.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: So what's their excuse for being racist?
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: They got nothing else to worry about.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: They just have never seen I guess, I mean, just
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: having never seen a black person gotta be fucking crazy.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, there was the first night we were there.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: We we like went, We got in, we like went.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: There's like a bay. All the campsites have like base
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: camps where there's it's like it's like you can sit down,
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: charge your phone, drink, there's a hot tub. We went there.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: We party with a bunch of Icelandic dudes. Oh yeah,
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: they had a they had a staff party and we went.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: It's terrible.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Were you guys talking to them?
• 30:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Who is the conversation leader? Like, who breaches the conversation
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: first with them?
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: I don't remember. We went there late. We were already
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: fucked up. Oh you're like, oh so it was you, No,
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: what you guys do? No, it wasn't me. It wasn't me.
• 30:13
  Speaker 5: You guys have a pool table. They did have a
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: pool table and we played on it. And Uh, this
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: dude that's working there, he's like like one of like
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: the handyman around there. And he comes in and he's
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: talking to us and he's like, yeah, I live and
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: I've lived in Iceland for like two years. I live
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: Iceland two year and I and he's like asking us
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: all these questions about America. He's like, let me ask you.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: He's like, would you guys ever, uh? Would you would
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: you datea a bisexual girl? And I'm like, I guess.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: I was like, I've never really thought about it, probably,
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: And he's like, see me, I'm my girlfriend, she's bisexual,
• 30:51
  Speaker 5: and uh. And now it's just I have more, I
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: have more to worry about. She goes out, she hangs
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: out with her girlfriends and I don't know, maybe they're
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: maybe they're eating her pussy. And he's like and he's like,
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: and I know, I know deep down I'll never be
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: able to satisfy her the way that her girlfriend satisfy her.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: What And this was like thirty seconds after we met him.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: What the fuck? And then he's like, do you guys
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: like entertate? No, Swear to God, Swear to God. This
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: is the first person I talked to in Iceland. And
• 31:17
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, I don't know who. I don't
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: know who. Entertate is what I I think I've heard
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: of him. And he's like he has lots of good ideas,
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: lots of good ideas.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I thought that Injurtate would be down with you having
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: a bisexual girlfriend andentertates against that, And why would this
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: guy like be like I could never He.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Just kept talking about how he's never really eat his
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: girlfriend's pussy the way that girls can either his her pussy.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: But he's got the fucking Trump card. Dude, he's got
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: a penis, that's what he said. But he's got a man.
• 31:48
  Speaker 5: He was like, girls don't like penis. He's dating a
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: lesbian bro.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's dating a lesbian who's like being pressured by
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: her mom to like continue the Icelandic bloodline.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so she has to fuck dude. But they're they're
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: not even He he was from uh Poland as well,
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: and his girlfriend wasn't He just moved there like a
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: year ago.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Damn, he's gotta he's got to talk to Stephen J.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Take some notes on eating pussy. Yeah, some pussy eating notes.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Did you did you gass him up? Like no, no, no,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: you probably got a great cock.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: We were just laughing. I was just dying laughing.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: He probably fucked your girlfriend good as fuck.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And then we told him to come drink with us,
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: and he he left. Yeah, so I have to go
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: see my girl, make sure she's not eating pussy. My girl,
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: I leave her alone. I leave her home alone for
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: too long. She eats all the pussy in Iceland. She
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: it's every pussy in Iceland. She's the best. She's so
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: good at eating pussy. She'll never like me because I
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: don't have pussy. I'm considering riassoundment.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Just so I couldn't know her pussy.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: And then we'd laugh and he's like, no, but seriously, seriously,
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: would you be okay with your girlfriend getting a pussy
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: eating by one of her friends? Like, dude, what the fuck? Well, yeah,
• 33:09
  Speaker 5: know me, know me a little bit first, and now
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: we're like, yeah, we just got here, man, super pumped
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: to be in Iceland. And we're like, how do you
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: like living here? And he was like it's uh, it's lonely.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: He's like, he's basically, you guy are the only people I
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: want to see today. I need to get this off
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: my chest. Yeah, that's why I was probably be thinking
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: about that for a while. And he had to tell someone, anyone.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Finally, some more travelers, Yeah you can talk to Yeah, damn,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I should have gone to Iceland.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah you should.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I should have gone. Now you've kind of spoiled it
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: for me away. He told me everything there was to see.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: You didn't see half the country. What didn't you see everything?
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: Everything on this west side north of Vic. You went
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: to Vic to Vic? Yeah, Vic is cool. Vic's where
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: the the it's right, it's right near where the plane
• 33:58
  Speaker 5: wreck is and the black sand beach.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: What was that plane wreck that you were sending pictures
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: of or posting pictures off.
• 34:05
  Speaker 5: It's just a plane wreck.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Damn did everyone die or what?
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: No?
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Everyone lived? Actually, really, it was a US Navy plane
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: that crashed in the nineteen seventies because they ran out
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: of fuel.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like a crash. Seems like they fucking
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: nailed that.
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: It seems like they got exploded out of the air.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: There's like bullet holes in the side. I guess the
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Icelandic people are just going out there and just lightening
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: that thing up. Your military is not all white. Do
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: they have a military over there? I don't think so.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: Do they have seven hundred police officers in the whole country?
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: We should take it.
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: I know there's not much there to Tate, dude, Tate
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: perfect everything is imported. Yeah, like all their cattle just
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: shipped over from other countries. Yeah. Yeah, the from the
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: galls natural. We could take the goal. You know what's
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: funny about You know what's funny too, dude, This just
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: shortest killed me. All the water, like the heated water
• 35:01
  Speaker 5: and like the you using like showers and stuff. It's
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: like naturally heated from like underground because of like the
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: lava and shit, I guess, and it's all like sulfur
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: that heats it, and you like first time throw on
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: the hot shower, You're like, you know, what the fuck
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: is that smell? And the whole fucking place reeks of
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: like diarrhea. Dude, it just smells like dude, my my
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: stomach hurt. I was like sore for days from how
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: how hard it was laughing because it was like, dude,
• 35:32
  Speaker 5: it was like two in the morning and we like
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: got to our first hotel and my buddy turns the
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: shower on the shower and it was like we were like, dude,
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: did you just like die in the Yeah, We're like,
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: what the hell is that smell?
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: The three of you are showering together, dude.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: It was that was hilarious. It smells so bad unless
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: you go to like and we the last night we
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: say it like a nice hotel, and that one had
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: like fresh fresh water, no stinky water, no poo poo water,
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: no poop water. But do you even like the hot
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: springs due the hot springs smell like shit? Really? Yeah? Ew?
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking gross, like straight shit.
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: That's not cool.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: No, that's actually great.
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: Did you get used to it? Oh? That's disgusting, man,
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: But it's not. It's like clean water.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Do you smell after a showering?
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: No, which was weird because I expected to.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: So where's it coming from? Is it just like coming
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: from the pipes or does the water actually stink?
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: I don't think they have like like they have some
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: weird system of heating the water there. I forget what
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: it is. But that's why everyone like the water gets
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: super hot because it's like naturally heated, and they're like, yo, like,
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: be careful when you're turning the shower on because it's
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: gonna get hot as fuck fast.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Did you watch any TV while you were there?
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: No?
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: You didn't see any Dylan mulvany gold campaigns.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: No. Now, I just don't even know if I like
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: saw it when we were there.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: You said the guy was watching TV on the second floor,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: the guy sitting in the big chair.
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, yes, he was watching TV. Yeah, the bad hotel.
• 36:57
  Speaker 5: That was like the best hotel. They were awesome. Oh really,
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: shout out, Vivian.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Shut off, Vivian.
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: She was this old ass lady. Yeah, let's me show
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: you're me to your let me show you to your room.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: It seems like they kind of place for Baines.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this is my husband, Carl. He was the darkness.
• 37:17
  Speaker 5: Get me another gull woman?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Like are they're probably like country people or what.
• 37:24
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Dude. We got the fuck out of
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: there in the morning, I'll tell you that. Yeah, towed out. Yeah.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: Now you didn't want like some fish sausages?
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I knew it would have been a long conversation.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Just like fish on toast. Yeah that sounds gross.
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: What an adventure though.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was fun. It was a good time.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna take your boys on your Southeast Asian vacation? Yeah, definitely,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: same guys. Yeah, are you gonna bring any I thought
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: you had four boys?
• 37:51
  Speaker 8: Do?
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Where where was the four?
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: Number? Four was graduating? Oh? Yes, you bailed on four? Well,
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: he couldn't come, and this is the only week we
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: could do it. Why because it's my buddy Bow goes
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: to Alaska? What the fuck? Yeah?
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Clear two.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: No. Originally it was supposed to be me and Bo
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: We're gonna go because Bow flies for free. And then
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: Matt's three yeah, Matt's.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Three no, no, no no, and then Matt was like,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I will also go.
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: He's like I'm gonna be out of school by then,
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: and we're like, oh cool. And then we're like, Nate,
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: what about you're gonna come? And he's like, no, I can't.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: Number four sounds like Bo is the leader of the group.
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: No I'm the leader. No, you're the You're the cash cow.
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: No knows to let you think. Yeah, you're the bag.
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: There definitely were some fights. There were some big arguments.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: How did Bo get the bed if Matt paid for them?
• 38:46
  Speaker 5: That I was asking, I was asking the same question.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: I was asking the same question. I was furious about that,
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: and I already had a bed, but I was like,
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: why the funck is Matt sleeping on the floor. And
• 38:57
  Speaker 5: Matt's like, dude, I really don't mind, because no, stay
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: out of this. This between me and Bow. Now the
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: boys are fighting. Get back to the floor, bitch, I'm
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: fighting for your right, fucking idiot, don't you know. The
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: day after that, I think we started the morning off
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: with just like two hours of silence and just rage.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: How did it break? I think we listened to Matt
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: and Chains really yeah, yeah, it's not even that funny, dude.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: He was waiting for them to talk about you.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: We actually know these guys the funk up I was
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: playing just the I was. I just looked at Mac
• 39:40
  Speaker 5: and Matt and Chain's funniest moments and put it on
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: because the vibes were low. We needed a morale boost.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: You taped to the bullpen. Yeah, we really needed a
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: morale boost that day. That was last day two. That
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: was the last day any rough house. No, god, you're
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: a rough house in Iceland, bro, that's the lend of peace,
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: unless you're black, in which case there's a lot of
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: rough housing we need.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need civil rights in Iceland fast. You should
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: have fucking spoke for it.
• 40:10
  Speaker 5: I wanted to, dude. It was like it was like
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: one of those things that like I thought would be funny,
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: like holy shit, that's crazy, then like laugh about it.
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: But we were all like, Yo, that is fucking weird.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: It's like dark. Yeah, that was real Racism's dark. Yeah.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I thought racism was gonna be funny.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: As fun, but it's actually dark light.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you real racism, being faced with real racism. Yeah
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: you should have taken Did you take pictures?
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: I think a lot of people, oh of them? No, God, no,
• 40:38
  Speaker 5: you should have. You should put Iceland on a blast.
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: I might have to.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Isn't that what they say about like Ukraine, that the
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Ukraine is all Nazis.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like full on Nazis, Like they're all their
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: soldiers have like Swastika patches on their uniforms.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, like the public art in Iceland is the n
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: word you said. I mean it sounds like Russia could
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: do some fucking some to the Lord's work up in
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Iceland too.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's not there's nothing to take, mister Putin. We
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: have one last task before you pass. Yeah, blow up Iceland,
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: get the.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Racism out of Iceland. We'll give you all the gold
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: you can drink. They really just fucking stolish.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: Nye and Go Dolls were good, dude, I could go
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: for a goal right now.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: You think we could have dress some gulls definitely not.
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: I wonder if they sell them in America.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Look it up, g U l L what is it?
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: A green can? No white?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: What theo logo logo is?
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: It looks like damn good beer brother.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: Oh gold cans.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah. You know what's annoying though, is Miller like kind
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: of So I'm not even exaggerating. I'm not even don't
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: have to talk about Iceland that much more, but I
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: love talking about Iceland. The I've never been the Uh.
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: You go to the grocery store and we're like, all right,
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: let's get let's get some beers while we're here. Go
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: over to the beer aisle. They have a bun to beer.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: They have all the beers, every beer that you could want,
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: and you start you start looking closer, and you're like,
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: whoa wait, this is zero point five percent alcohol. And
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: then you realize that all of them are non alcoholic beers.
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: Damn you can. You can literally only buy alcohol, and
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: everybody everywhere sells beer, but they all sell point five
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: percent beer.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: It's probably because everyone's on sew you watch up there.
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: Maybe they should free the fucking beers and people won't
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: want to kill themselves as much. No, I don't think
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: that's it.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I think that they need to stay off the beers
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: so people don't get any good ideas.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: There's like really depressed people out there. But I mean
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: it was. It was a decent amount of tourists.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they make that American depression look fucking yeah.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: Cut you stepped on yeah yeah, yeah, dude. The thing
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: is the a lot of the tourists though, there was
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: a It's like, it's a lot of tourists, but most
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: of them are not American where a lot of people
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: travel from Europe and go to visit Iceland.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: So why do people think it's cheap though, Like you
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: guys obviously got hood. Lights are cheap, the flights are
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: cheap because they're short, because it's close everywhere.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and the actual being there is expensive as fuck. Damn.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean if it's in Europe, they've been settling
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: everything in Europe for fucking you know, thousands of years,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: and if it's relatively unsettled, that means that Europeans got
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: there and they were.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Like, yeah, no, we don't want this ship.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: This is gross.
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it was. It was really fun.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: It's cool, damn, bro, So who's there? Who what's your
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: what's your fourth boy's name?
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: Nates? Nate? Damn?
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, Uh so is Nate? So Nate's in for uh
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: lady boys in Thailand?
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think so, we haven't. I don't know when
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: we're actually we're actually ever going to do that. Yeah,
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: you will, but tell them, tell everybody to stack some cash.
• 43:46
  Speaker 5: Starts putting in a money market right now, fucking well,
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: so they'll all get jobs, they'll all have income.
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when your boys start first getting money, it is
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: a pretty sweet time of life. Everybody starts spending cash,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: go out to the bar. You don't give a fuck. Yeah,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: you're not poor anymore. Yeah, it was fun. You've been
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: poor for a while though. Now e've been clearing checks.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: You're gonna suck when you're rich, to be honest, why
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: because you're like, what are you going to spend the
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: money on? Probably stupid ship. You're probably just gonna.
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: Have like travel more. Maybe you want to travel more that.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Going there dead. You got the wander less, now you
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: got the itch. Yeah, fuck yes, dude.
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: I mean I think it was also more just the drinking.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: It felt very guilt free because we would move, we
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: would work, we would like exercise all day.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: We like hike, move around, you even feel like a gross,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: fat piece.
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: Of show, and then you just go put down fucking fifteen.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Gulls, eat some fucking dried fish chips. Yeah, not fish
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: and chips. It's just fish chips. It's fucking gross, but
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: maybe it's sweet.
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think so. Did.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: I'm close to booking a trip to Africa. Yeah, I'm
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: about to pull the trigger, just.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Luckily, No, I'm saving I think I'm saving four forty
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars on flights by having Delta, by having these
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: you know how like are you platinum?
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: So you get like four free upgrades and it's like
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going from like a two thousand ticket to a
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: twenty four thousand dollars ticket for free.
• 45:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's like I'm saving, like the ticket there's two
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: thousand dollars for us, like an economy.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Seat yeah yeah, and I'm getting bumped up to better
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: seats than that just using these upgrades. Spend the most
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: worth it that having.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: So you're gonna sit the first class on the good
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: Emirates Air type flight.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: I think on Delta. Dang, I'm fucking loyal to Delta dude,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I'm in like the Delta subreddit, like bumping up pictures
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: of baggage handlers, like looking good man, all positive.
• 45:45
  Speaker 5: I'm getting an AMAX and I'm gonna be able to
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: sit in the lounge now a dude. Apparently the Iceland
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: Airport has one of the nicest lounges of all airports.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: You'll never know, are you? Would you ever go back
• 45:55
  Speaker 5: to Iceland? Yeah, definitely you would. Yeah, I would go
• 45:58
  Speaker 5: back when it's nice out. I'd like to, I would do.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: I would want to go back in like June or
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: May or not not May, June or July, probably June.
• 46:08
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• 47:33
  Speaker 5: Be back in this bitch.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, bro, I missed you on the Most Dangerous
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: Game Show this past week.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, I talked to Francis about it. Francis Is,
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, it was a little he was being a
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: little dramatic about it. He like explained to me because
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: he was like, dude, it was terrible, all this shit,
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: and then he explained it to me. I'm like, that's so.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: It was like, you just explained every single thing that
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: happened last year.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: It was mentally trying.
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: That's what he did in the cast but was it
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: not for our cast. I think this was a little
• 48:04
  Speaker 5: bit worse. Yeah, it was cold. It was cold. The
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: way he described the weather, I was crying, laughing so cool,
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: so cold. Yeah, And he said that I guess I
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: shouldn't give anything away.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: But I landed and Tyler was like, buy me a hat,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: buy me a winter hat. Like, no idea it was
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: going to be this cold, And so I bought a
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: round of hats for the boys around the winter hats
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: for the boys.
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: Is there a lot of tears tears on the trip,
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: a lot of water works. Yeah, yeah, that's the worst.
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: I think. I was at least three people cried. Yeah.
• 48:35
  Speaker 5: He told me about crying. And that actually infuriates me
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: when people start crying like that, because people were crying
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: on our trip, and it's like, dude, pull it together,
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: Why the fuck are you crying right now? Jo, Really,
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: if you're if I was getting to the point where
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: I was gonna cry, I'd be like, hey, guys, I'm done.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: I'm going back to my home. It's not like we're
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: not We're not on a fucking like military school right now.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: I think that to a point where you're crying.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: There were there were people that worked for barstool that
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: were like restricting bathroom access for them.
• 49:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, Like I just said that if.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: You were treating if people were treating it like you
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: were on like naked and afraid and someone like asks
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: for like a TwixT bar or something like that.
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: Francis said that he tried to go to the bathroom
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: and someone was like sorry, man, no, like, are you
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: fucking insane? He's like, I'm going to the bathroom.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they like last od him when he tried to
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: go to the bathroom.
• 49:28
  Speaker 5: They hog tied him. Yeah, I don't think so.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Ellis was on a ranch though. I mean it was beautiful.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: There's just like elk roaming. Really, there's just incredible scenery.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: That's awesome, it sounded he told me. I mean, I
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: was like, how was the trip? And I mean, you know,
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: Francis from the Sea explained to me from the second
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: that he got to the airport to go to Denver
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: to the second that me and him met in DC
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: to go to this show, every single detail. Yeah, and
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: then I brushed my eth and then it was an up.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: And down motion, which I find a little bit more.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: But you need an angle if you really want to
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: get between the incisors. He definitely, Uh, he's very well spoken,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: but yeah, he gets it. He gets the most out
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: I I mean, I know everything that happens now.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fun. It was a lot of fun.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he liked, like we're eating like
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: camp food the entire week.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: He didn't like that, and he was like, dude, it sucked,
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: like we just had to have like chicken fingers and stuff.
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: And I was like, that sounds fucking awesome. Dude.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: It wasn't that bad at all. But the first day
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: he was like, this food is going to be a problem.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, meatballs on day one, Yeah, that's I mean, that's
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: what we had last year. It was camp food.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, can't but I mean.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: He did say it was a lot of meatballs.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: He's a well it's one day of meatballs. He's a
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: well oil machine though, so he needs to put it
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: high end people in there.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: He needs like a surloin in greens.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and like not not even he won't like a
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: regular salad. Won't do like a salad out of a
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: communal bowl that everybody's eating out of. No, you need
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: to have like hand picked the rug yeah, and needs
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: to be picked just for him. It's fucking sweet though.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: It was extremely fun though. Yeah, great week Tyler was
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: out there.
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: How long is there gonna be till it comes out August? Damn,
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: Well they're gonna they're taking their time with that makes sense. Yeah,
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: there's gonna be. It sounds good, It sounds it sounds
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: great the way he described it, he and he kept
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: on being like the product is going to be insane,
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: like all the challenges. Yeah, he explained me the challenges
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: and they sound awesome. Yeah.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: The people who work on it are like the dudes
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: who make like Survivor.
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, even like New Challenge.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Guys, like these guys who just have stories of going
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: to Asia and going to like Muslim villages to like
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: build challenges out of like local leaves that they found
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: and turn into boats and ship like that. It's just
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: like the most detailed. It's fucking it's awesome. It was
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: fire that's gonna be sick. We uh and Francis did
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: this show?
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what'd you it was for?
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: It was act like the casino. You guys went to
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: the casino and how was.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: The Hollywood casino?
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: And that's it that that room's a barn, isn't it
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: stage in the back, kind of walked through crowd, There's
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: like tables in front of you, right, yeah, I mean.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: What is it? What does it fit? Twenty thousand people
• 52:23
  Speaker 5: in there? I think so we had a we had
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: a wop in seventy. You did it, Yeah, you did seventy.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: I mean there's no one there, Yeah, it's everyone. The
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: only people there there were like, yeah, we drove four
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: hours for this. Damn no one. I mean, dude, Charlestown,
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: West Virginia. The population must be a thousand people. Yeah. Probably.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: It was like when we got off the highway, we
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: passed like three houses in twenty minutes.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: You were tested with selling out the town.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: Selling more than the town.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the state you need to go like far and wise.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I mean the show was fun, Like, the
• 52:56
  Speaker 5: crowd was good. The room was so fucking big, and
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: every time you would talk, it would echo it like sucks.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: It remind you how many tickets you didn't sell. When
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: your voice is just smacking the back wall and then
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: exploding through the air. What is it? What's year?
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: In?
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Francis's like a way of like how do you guys
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: address that? Between each other, are you both like this
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: sucks or is like when are you making fun of it?
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Or you're like are you like this isn't that bad
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: because of X y Z or.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: No, we were like this is gonna be terrible, but
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: it was like it. I mean, it's just not a
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: market for us to sell it.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: But you still tried to do it anyway, because.
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: I think we were We were like, this is gonna
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: be good, Like this is a good look for a
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: barstool and for Pen. Yeah, do you think it was
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: I don't know if anyone at barstool or Pen knows
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: that we did that show.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think they did. I don't think that they
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: had any idea. Yeah, I was what day, Friday night
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: and or I think it like came up, but he
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: was like confused about it or something.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure because you didn't know. Oh well, I
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: think Dave would have a better chance of selling out
• 54:01
  Speaker 5: MSG before selling out that room.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: That argument was crazy last week. Yeah, I think you
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: were brave. I think you're brave as fuck.
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: I really don't think I was right. Maybe I just don't.
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: I wasn't here when Dave would like scream at people
• 54:17
  Speaker 5: and stuff. But like you're not scared. People were like, dude,
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: you're fucked. I was like walking back in Smitty's like,
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: good luck, good luck, but you're not scared to Dave, No,
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: I was nervous as fuck, But you weren't scared. No,
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: I was. You didn't back down. Scared, but you didn't
• 54:40
  Speaker 5: back down. I wasn't going to change my opinion.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I think most people would do, most
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: people that would be scared. Yeah, No, I wasn't gonna
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: do that, even like everybody in the room was against
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: you pretty much.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I just don't think it was It was like
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: a I mean, I said, I still do think it's
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: a very fifty to fifty chance with you if you
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: would say it out or not. But I don't think
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: like he said.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: He would just invite three people who have already sold
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: it out.
• 55:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, which I said, that's not And the roast
• 55:09
  Speaker 5: was not in the question either.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Well why don't you fucking respect Dave. Don't you see
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: the fucking groundwork that he's built.
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, see that's what I didn't understand. People a lot
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: of that, like, clearly, this is the guy who doesn't
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: respect his boss and doesn't want this job. It was like, dude,
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: that there's a difference between that and me saying something
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: that I don't think he can. Like, that's not being like, hey,
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: you can't sell an MSG isn't me. It's not that's not.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Like that is like not like a you also randomly
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: threw me under the bus in that conversation. No, I
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: never told me to ask for two hundred thousand dollars,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: because you did.
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: I did. I never told you a dollar amount. You
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: told me the exact dollar amount. There was like cents
• 55:45
  Speaker 5: at the end. You were like this point point ninety.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Nine, like a like a gas station. Yeah, maybe I didn't.
• 55:54
  Speaker 5: Maybe I did.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: I don't remember, to be honest, but I was gonna
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: kind of just try and bank on you not remembering
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: that much you said. I said, I told you exactly
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: two hundred.
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: No, you told me over you were like two thirty.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Well, then you got to start. You gotta start negotiating
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: from somewhere that I was.
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: I went in asking for a lot less than that,
• 56:10
  Speaker 5: And now Dave is trying to say I asked for
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: like fucking He was like, well, it was definitely in
• 56:14
  Speaker 5: the twos, Oh it wasn't. Wasn't in the twos, the.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Way that you were like, I remember that day. Yeah,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: I remember the exact day.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: It meant so much to me.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I know it meant a lot to you.
• 56:27
  Speaker 8: Though.
• 56:27
  Speaker 5: Also, it's like it's could be worse. I mean, if
• 56:30
  Speaker 5: that's the one thing he has against me, me asking
• 56:32
  Speaker 5: for a raise two years ago, Yeah, exactly, it could
• 56:35
  Speaker 5: be worse.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: And now you're going head to head with him. Now
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: you're in the fucking dojo with him, fucking sparring, two
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: sparring partners sharpening their sword iron Sharpen's iron, the two
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: best arguers in the company.
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: Definitely not.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: We should have a debate show. I know, we should,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: like Crossfire.
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: Have that beer debate whatever.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: What is it called arguments?
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: Arguments? Yeah, I guess so.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: I guess We've tried multiple debate shows. Yeah, they've never
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: seen the work. Sponsors paid money for them, though. Yeah,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: big money sponsors fucking love that, shiit bro.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: They love a good debate.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: They fucking go crazy for it. Do the rap party
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: of this show.
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he told me about that too. It was at
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: the said it was like forty five minutes long, the
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: rat party. Yeah, he left hours early. He said he
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: had to leave to go back to Denver.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody else said, but it was at the hotel
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: where The Shining is based.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and Domb and Dumber was filmed there. That's so cool.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Have you ever read The Shining or have you seen.
• 57:35
  Speaker 5: Seen the movie? Have you? Yeah? Multiple times?
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Really, it's pretty sweet movie. I heard it in the
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: book though, that it's like a Stephen King book? Correct?
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Is it? I think so? Have you read it?
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: No?
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: But I saw Yeah. I never read it either.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: It makes me want to read it though. It was
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: just a hotel that Spider was telling us the backstory
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: on the way back. He was like, it's a hotel
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: and was just like this dude named was that the
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: guy's name that built? He like built they built a
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: hotel because their son was sick or some shit, like
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: someone at tuberculosis. And they're like, uh, Stanley, oh yeah,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: something to.
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: The Stanley Hotel there.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Someone was just super sick, so they just built them
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: a massive hotel. And I'm pretty sure that the Vanderbilt
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: said the same thing with like the Vanderbilt mansion, like
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: someone was sick, someone at tuberculosis.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: Why.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I don't understand the Good Mountain Air. It used to
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: be like the best thing. Oh yeah, if you had
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: tuberculosis that like you just build someone a house and
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: it cures whatever they have, Like you just got to
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: get a house, Like the house is the remedy to
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: all your fucking problems. Dude, Baby, that's what you need.
• 58:46
  Speaker 5: Too, dude. As soon as I got to Iceland, I
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: got on sick, really, like I was so sick the
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: day we got there, like achy that good mountain air,
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: and then I slept outside and I woke up the
• 58:57
  Speaker 5: next day good as new. Really, yeah, it was crazy.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: You might have asbestos. Yeah, maybe you might have like
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: black mold ors.
• 59:04
  Speaker 5: Now I did. I actually did think about that, and
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: I got worried. I was like, why am I one?
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: I was sick for three weeks and then one day,
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: getting out of my apartment, I'm like brand new.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: There was carbon monoxide guys in my building this morning.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: And they were the same guys that like a couple
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: of years ago when we moved in, they like checked
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: it and they were all like, a.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: Little bit is good. You don't worry about it. Little bit.
• 59:31
  Speaker 5: It's like what bro is carbon monoxide?
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: And it was like the same guys and as they're
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: walking through the hallway.
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: They're fucking little teep deep like it's like going off
• 59:40
  Speaker 5: a little bit. It doesn't matter. That's nuts. You tasted,
• 59:43
  Speaker 5: it makes you fool better. Yea, that's crazy.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: It was fucking nuts and these same guys. I completely
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: forgot about it. I was like laying on my back
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: on my floor of my apartment the other day, and
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I like look up at the ceiling behind like a
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: beam and either it was like some kind of like
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: black spots or something. I don't know if I'm black
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: man lucky. The ceilings are so high that it would
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: take hours for the crew the ship to get down. Bro,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: we should do you want to do a boy a
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: boy dad from my apartment?
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 5: Sure we should.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: They told us that we should do that. Do it
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: next week.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: Sure you can do it at my apartment too.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I don't think so, Bro, I don't think so. Do
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: you've do you have seating?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: Considering my apartments like five minutes away and yours is
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: what about two hours? Two hours? It's a good day, buck.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Thirty twenty three minute bike ride, Bro, we ride bikes
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: out there Brooklyn is just I'd love the Yeah, we
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: all get city bikess a.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 5: Process that we can like, all zoom in from my
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: apartment from yours. You definitely don't have internet, bro, you
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: got the fastest internet package it Spectrum. Yeah, I got
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 5: like a I got like the startup level internet, like
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: a small business. Yeah, dude, they're like, you can thirty
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: four devices could be streaming fucking Lord of the Rings
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 5: here and you'll be good and so that I could
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 5: download GTA in thirty minutes. Damn. Yeah, what the fuck
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 5: does not None of that is true.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: That's the worst thing about that video. It's just normal
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Wi Fi downloading. That shit is terrible, so fucking annoying.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: It's just so boring, especially.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: Now because every video game has like a seventy gigabyte
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: update every week, and you hop on to play with
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: your boys and you're like, oh shit, no, you buy
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: a disc and then then you go on and they go, okay,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: time to download. Yeah, it's dead serious. It's insane. It's
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: like it's just like going and buying the disc is
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 5: saving you the process of pressing by. You're like, well, no, now,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: instead of having a press by, you already have it,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: so it just automatically download.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: The disc is just empty.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: The disc is just a link to the down. Literally,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: that's what it is. There's nothing on the disc and
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: less yeah unless maybe maybe unless like for certain games,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 5: but I know for Call of Duty. I think you're
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: right now. I remember on Christmas, my buddy got the
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: discs you got like the it was like Black Ops
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: two came out like there's like years ago. Asked for
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: it from your discs and he put them in and
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: it was and he was like, dude, I got a
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: fucking fifteen hour download.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: Dude, I think my dad got me a DVD for
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: my last birthday.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 5: Really, Like, what the hell? D is not bad?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: What are mindless?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pointless.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: You know what really got fucked is uh is DVD
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: players they got because now just everything can play a DVD.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: You put a DVD into a PlayStation, it'll play the DVD.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is significantly easier. And they also sell for
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: like ten dollars now, yeah, a DVD player you can
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: get them at like seven eleven.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: Phones home phones got fucked? When did you guys stop
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: using home phones? Like when did your like family get
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: rid of yours?
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: I still have mine. It's just spam and my grandparents.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah do you we might still have no we definitely
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: don't when we might. We had ours up until like
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: two years ago.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: I know what was your home phone number?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 5: Careful I'm trying to think of I remember. Oh, no,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: I know it.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: What's the last four digits?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna tell you first three of your social that's.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: Just people start if you don't not your social No.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: I know my last four. Don't worry about it. Why
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 5: what am I going to do? Yeah, jumble encrypt it.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: I Uh. When I was signing my lease, I had
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: to pull up my phone to figure out what my
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: social was in the dude was like, you should really
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: know what your social Security number is. Like, dude, you're
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: about to get fucking fucked. Just what you're gonna get
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 5: about to fuck you?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: You should have fucked him.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: I told you about how he was, you know. He
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 5: was like, did I tell you guys about that? I
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: talked about that on this When he was like, do
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: you want to get past it? The comedy seller? That's
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 5: so bad? He was like, not even if they owe
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: me a favor. It's like, dude, what especially if they
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: that's worse. I don't know what the fucking favor is.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: That's terrible.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 5: I don't know what you could have possibly done that.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: This comedy seller now owes you a favor.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shout, he like swept the story about Louis c
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: K under the road. Like you know, Luisy K face
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: fucked me right, Everyone thinks you just justn't playing.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: No, he face fucks realtors and he's fucking my face
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: for apartment fees.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: Doesn't even make sense. Louis c K was fucking a
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: dude's face so he wouldn't have to pay a hartment fees. Yeah,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: non consentuals flying that the realtor wanted to get his
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: face fucked. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: You know what the fuck I'm saying, brother, Totally, Louisy
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: K is a pretty.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: Just on this show. Dude, take that ship somewhere else.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: Take that ship to the pat Bev. Here.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: We respect the greats. Here, we respect all the fucking legends.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: How is the moving going? Are you completely moved in
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: or are you still like on a half.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: I'm moved in, but it's not I'm not like done.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: You got your at the chit's on the ground.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: Fiddy, and she's coming in tomorrow, dude. I I so yesterday.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 5: I'm like I want to get a TV now, I'm like,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 5: I want one right now. And I when I like,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: when I like get the idea to get something, I'm like,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 5: I want this today and I never can get it,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: and then I get angry that I can't get it.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: But I'm like, why why would I be able to
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: just get a TV today? And I was like, I
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: was looking on best Buy and they have the I
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 5: wanted the like Insignia Fire TV because that's what I
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: have now, my small one. Why because I just know
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: how to use it. And it's like if it has
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: everything that I want, it has all the know how
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 5: to use the TV. Yeah, isn't it a familiar with
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: the interface? Are they all used the.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Exact same way you look.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: At the screen? You don't have a smart TV to
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: do I have a Genius TV. I have four of them.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: But do you have like you have the Roku. This
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: thing comes with the Rokuo installed. Brother, No, these my
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 5: TVs talk to each other AI and I'm i'm I'm
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: I'm on the best buy website and they're like I
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 5: was at a TV and it was like, you can
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 5: come pick it up today in an hour, and I
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: was like, Okay, maybe I'll do that and I'm like
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: about to hit check out and it was a sixty
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: five inch TV, and I'm like, I wonder how big
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: a sixty five inch TV is? And then I looked
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 5: it up and I'm like, I am so fucking happy
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 5: that I didn't show up to best fy by myself
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 5: to fucking carry that thing out of there. That's to
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 5: pick up what I have done. Dude, you need a team.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 5: You need to go up there waiting for like a
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 5: Toyota Corolla to pick me up and Uber, Yeah, we
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: got to try and squeeze this thing in. They'd have
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: to have both doors open.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: There's no world where they can even close one door.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: I was so happy I looked it up.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Dude, the driver would have to sit straight up with
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: the fucking doors open on either side.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: I don't even think it would fit in my apartment. Dude,
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: sixty five inches is so fucking big. The couch was
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: the problem.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: They saw that doctor to come in a TV doctor,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: you roll it up, So.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 5: I went with the fiddy. I think fiddy is a
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 5: good size.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: They Amazon should be able to single day drone drop
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: you with television, right, they should have something. I think
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: that's the future of the city.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: JUSTU. You definitely have like a fucking eighty five inch
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 5: I think it's seven. You got like sixty sixty five
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: or seventy. You got like a theater setup. You probably
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 5: got a projector. You don't even have a TV.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: I really don't even like projectors because the PI pixelization
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: goes down so much. You know it was down, And
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: it's also not even that clear unless the lights are off.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean, Like, I don't I don't like that.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Anybody who has the projector's you know, you don't trying
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: too much.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 5: People with the projectors. I know a handful projecting name
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: off your top five projector buddies, Christo's, Christo's. See you
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: got one projector buddy, And you're talking about projectors like
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: you know projectors. No, I know what the projective, but
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: I definitely know the projector buddies.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: Pat's got a projector, Pat bev.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: In this movie in a movie theater, really theater? Is
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: he gonna get signed by the Balls again? I hope?
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: So talking about it.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: I fucking hope. So dude, you think he will? Where
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: do you hope he goes?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: I was? I hope he goes to Boston.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Man I was telling him selfishly, I wanted to go
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: to Philly. Six Ers need a dog.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know what happened last night, but not a
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: lot of dog in that fight.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Fuck you, dude, you're supposed to be a Sixers fan.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 5: I watched the whole stream. It was very entertaining. The
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: stream was Yeah, I had I had the game and
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 5: the stream up next to each other.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, to watch the stream. It's so shitty to watch
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: your team.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 5: Lose, though. Dude, Smitty walking out at right at the
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 5: end of the stream and yelling was one of the
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: funniest things. Fire Dog rivers. No, yesterday, did he even
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: know you guys were still live?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: Hell? Yeah, Smitty is off camera a very soft spoken guy.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: Turns it the fuck up or the whole You weren't
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: as upset about that one as you were about the
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 5: Eagles or the Phillies.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, I had I think that's honest. Everybody's got
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: no I think that the Sixers are my second am.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: I too, it goes Eagles, six Ers, Phillies. But I
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: was gonna win forty thousand dollars at the Phillies won,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: and I was gonna win like probably like seven or
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: eight thousands if the six Ers one.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: I kept on trying to get a screenshot of it
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 5: because it was like you sitting in between Max and
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: Smitty and Max was having like a psychotic breakdown and
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: Smitty was like raging, and you were just like grinning
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: in between them. I wasn't grinning. I was sucking my team.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: A smile on your face.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: It was just like you fucking believe that that's all ship.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: On the Celtics tonight. That's like I who put everything
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: on the Celtics.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: I would never do that. Brother, That's not me. That's
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: a different guy.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: I don't, that's not up. My exaid the dude didn't
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: even do it. Don't. Why don't? Why Why would you
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: re smirch the COO Jean's name? Bro? Huh?
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Look, can we get a quote card of Sassa's power
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: rankings of his buddies?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 9: No?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, No one's gonna care about that. U. I think
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: I can think of three people.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: They'll never see that shit. I think they pay to
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: anything I do. I definitely due.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: They're like, we want to make sure you're making enough
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: money for the next vacation.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: We're cutting that part for sure. No, we're not in
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: a conflict, the biggest scumbag of all time. Here's something
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: we can do. It was obviously a joke though, right Like,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 5: I'm joking when I said that.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Hey, I want to take a second to talk.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 8: Hey everybody, it's vibs And this is my PSA to
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 8: remind you that golf season is officially here, whether you
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 8: end up in the fairway or in the woods. Fire
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 8: up your round this spring with the official shot of golf,
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 8: fireball cinnamon whiskey. Slip a couple of minis in your
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 8: bag for you and the boys, so that no matter
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 8: how you hit them, you're still having a killer day
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 8: out on the course. Ignite the fairways with fireball cinnamon whiskey.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: We just hit it. Cut some stuffcause Roan decided to
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 5: say some nasty, nasty things, not about me, not even
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: about one person individually.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Cut this too. I went on a jet ski the
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: other day, Bro, I went on the jet ski in
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: the Hudson.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: No really, on Saturday, dude. That's like, that's worse than
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: that Iceland water by a lot, oh for sure.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: And it was like splashing up. It was violent as fuck.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: I didn't know they did that. Yeah, you can fish
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: in the Hudson. I think I might go get a
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: lime wet.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: There's Brother's whales and dolphins.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: In the HUDs. I've been jones into wet a line,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: I mean ever since Iceland. Dude, It's like, you go there,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: you don't catch ship. I'm like, I think I could
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: just go to what about Central Park? The thing is,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: I don't want to fly fish because fly fishing you
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: you're occupying space when you're fly fishing. Yeah, you got
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: to pitch that bitch. You gotta have fucking thirty yards
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 5: behind you. Clear, Yeah that's us good Tony, Yeah, I
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: could do that. I'm not going out to Jersey. You
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: won't even go to Brooklyn now the Downbow, Central Park.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 5: Me and Tucker can get a line in.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Get a new show together.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 5: That's how you said when you get a fish tight line, bro,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: how would you know you didn't catch any fish out?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: I was practicing a lot. Yeah, you practice for what
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: you would when you took onto a log at the
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 5: bottom of the lake. What do you say? And then
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 5: you're like, I never mind, got loose. It was a
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: log devastating, just soul crushing. Those were the knights with
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: the gulls would really be flowing. What the fuck did
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: we do? We were walking up to customs in Iceland
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: those fishing rods. Yeah, a little a little early in
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: the season. Huh. We were like, oh, come on, man,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 5: we googled it. It says that this is the per google it,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 5: and you know what's insane about Iceland? This is enraging.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: You show up. You ever get on a long flight
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: that you really like, like a six hour five hour
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 5: plus flight, and you get to the airport and like,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: I gotta get a water or something at the store,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 5: So it's it's six in the morning there. I'm like,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: I gotta get a I gotta get a sugar free
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 5: red bull. I gotta get a snack. You can't buy
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 5: anything there at the airport. They're like, no, this is
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 5: only for the people that are departing. They make you
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 5: show them your boarding pass and they're like, now, sorry, man,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 5: you can't get anything. It's like this is just for
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: people leaving.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Why because there's like it's like a duty free thing,
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: like the tax is lower, So I don't know what
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: the fuck. You can't bring food into their country?
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: No, you can't. You can't like you get in, you
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: land in Iceland. You're in, but you still have to
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: go through the customs and stuff, and they won't let
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: you buy anything until you get out of customs and
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: you get to baggage claim. And then there's like a
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: grocery store in the airport that only sells alcohol. Damn.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: So you had to wait ten more minutes before you
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: could eat.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 5: Customs bro she just took like an hour, it did. Yeah,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: yet like two dudes working it. There's like some people
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: trying to get in.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Did they harass you?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: No, there was a there was a there was a
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 5: little bit of a scuffle in the in the customs line.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: These two old ass American ladies walk in and there's
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: a long line and they just like they're doing like
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 5: the whole like, oh is this the line? I don't know,
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: And then they just go to the front of the line.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: And the ladies behind me, other American ladies, furious, and
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: they go they just cut the line blatantly, and the
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 5: lady behind me, she goes up to the first the
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: other lady in front of me, and she goes, I
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: don't know if you know this, but there's a line
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  Speaker 5: and she goes civilized people like me, wait in the line.
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  Speaker 5: We don't cut the line.
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  Speaker 1: Was your skin fucking leaving off your body?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's mortifying to watch. And also I was kind
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 5: of like fuck, yeah, fuck those people. Yeah, I wanted
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: to get in the mix.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: And what did they say?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: They were like, oh, and did they get to the
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: back of the line.
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  Speaker 5: Hell no, we're old. But they weren't even that old.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: They were they were at the same age as the
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: other people behind me.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: And they're just like, we're not civilized it all. It
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: does feel good to cut the whole line off too, though, I.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, I hate when people do that. I hate when
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 5: people when you're merging onto an exit, when you're merging
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: into a highway and people go all the way to
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  Speaker 5: the front and just work their way in.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but at the same time, like you say, you
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: could save like twenty minutes doing that, and other people
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: are doing it. Yeah, it's either you're fucking a predator
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: or your prey.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: I follow the rules of the road, man, I I'll uh.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: But if I am in that situation and I have waited,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: I am not letting anyone in. I'm hooked to the
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: bunk bumper in front of me, Oh, that's what we
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: tried to do, and that shit happened.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 5: Because then it's like then it gets to one you're like, well,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: what am I gonna do? Their cars in front of mine.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: Don't let them, never let them get in front of you,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: make them hit you. Yeah, I am done respecting people
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: at the airport that are in wheelchairs, every single one
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: of them.
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  Speaker 5: Well a lot of them are just fat. Yeah. Every
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 5: people are just going around on wheelchairs, have a disability.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been ruined for the actual disabled people by
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: the people crying wolf. Like someone I like, uh, shouldered
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: up and wouldn't let a wheelchairperson pass me at the airport,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: like as like they were trying to be Like you
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: go to the front of the line and then you
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: drop your bags off in front of everybody, you know
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: what I mean, Like as everybody's unloading their bags, you
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: go to the front. I just like I just shouldered up.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't wouldn't look at them. Yeah, I bodied the person.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I've gone full. I'm just disrespectful at the
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: airport because they walk into the airport willy nilly, Yeah,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Like they walk in like there's nothing wrong.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: Like five minutes before their flight because they know they're
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 5: about to get a fucking go cart to the wheelchair please. Yeah,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: and they just groan and moan on the way there. Yeah,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 5: can we stop at the McDonald's.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, you're hungry. Anybody anybody that like doesn't love
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: walking is just in a wheelchair.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: I'm getting fucked on planes, dude. Fucked yeah my high club. No, Like, dude,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: two babies back to back next to me, and then
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: when you sit down next to a baby, you are
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: there parent now for the rest for the rest of
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: the flight, because the actual parent just tunes out. They're
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: like they're like, I got I got the baby on
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: the plane. It's your turn. It's your turn to take
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 5: care of it. And the baby's just like smacking you
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: grat Like like I was watching a movie, dude, this
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: kid just xes out of the movie on my TV.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: Dead serious, and the mom I was like, I'm so sorry.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 5: I have no idea why he did that, and I'm
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: just like yeah, and then I get and then I
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 5: get a fucking movie. Uh, I think Casino, I still
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 5: haven't finished. And then I got sat next to a
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: really really large lady.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Middle seat wheelchair. Lady wheelchair lady and she sat in
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: the middle. Dang, and she's like, she's taken up half
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: of my seed. But it could be glandular. Maybe it
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: was glandular. Maybe it's not her fault. Maybe she's doing
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: all she can to slim down. Did you think about that?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: What did she eat during the flight?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: What didn't she would be an easier question.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: Nah, bro, we can't fat shame our big sisters.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: She was she was grossed or what?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: She was old? You know, there's a certain age where
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: it's acceptable to get fat and like to not be
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: annoying about it. Yeah, I mean, look, speaking from the truth,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: speaking from the heart here.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're they were this deep into the episode,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 5: Ten people are gonna hear this. She's yeah, and there's
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: a good chance that four of them are big. Yeah.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 5: They just can't get up two feet away from them.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: They neither like stick. They neither clamp stick. Yeah. Have
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: you have you watched The Whale? Now? It's so good
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: that the yeah is it? What's the meme? It's like
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 5: photoshop though it's not actually in the movie, but he is, uh,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: he's like staring at the camera. He's like and he's
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 5: holding a blunt.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: Like the first scene of the movie that they catch him.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: They catch him like watching like gay porn. But he's
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: like too big to get up to like shut the
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: fuck like someone burst in the door, and like he
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: like fumbles his phone, makes him get his phone.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: Oh shit, it's actually about like a fat dude, and
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 5: it's called The Whale. Yes, that's mean.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: It's the meanest movie that like ever mean anything. I
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: just said, it's one hundred percent more.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 5: I was basically just quoting what you said in that
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: rap battle, those horrible things that you said about that man.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: The guy said he was going to kill me, and
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: I'm mean for saying that he's fat.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: He said he was going to kill me and fuck
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: my family. And I was reciting lyrics is all I
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: was doing.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: But but like Hollywood celebrating that they just made a
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: movie about it, like a movie about people being mean
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: to a fat guy. Like there's like a writer, like
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: there's like multiple characters in the movie who are mean
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: to him about being fat. What is it?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: I think said?
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: There was like a writer being like like the massiest
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: ship that you could come up with.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 5: Have you guys seen that clip of the dude who's like,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 5: he's like on He's on like a talk show or something,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: and and the the kids like listing off name. He's like, yeah,
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 5: people would make people made fun of me for being fan.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: He's listing off names, and then like the host lists
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 5: off like ten more names. Here's what I'm talking about.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 5: Uh fuck, I gotta I want to find this because
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: it is so fucking funny. Is there any way to
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: find your liked what you liked on Instagram?
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 10: Settings activity, Yeah likes.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: Oh here we go, dude, broke more from you? Yeah?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 5: That was I think I was just dying.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: Sound like a fucking tar pit.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 5: Bubbling inside of me. I'm not gonna I didn't like it.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: God damn it. Saus find that shit, bro, When are
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: we doing another live show?
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 5: Bro? That was fun. We got an offer to do
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: it at New York Comedy Festival. Oh yeah, I signed
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: n ttil like October November.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone did, did I saw that someone like tag
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: us on Instagram, but ort taged me on Instagram. But
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't get to see what it was. I saw
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: it after the fact, so I didn't know whatever the
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: fuck it was. I think it was like New York
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: Comedy Festival.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it must have been plug some dates.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: Bro, how'd your audition go? Oh?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: It went well?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 10: I think never really know though Moza for JFL just
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 10: for last of course it went it went good.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 5: It was the thing with those is like it's all
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 5: industry people, like all like agents and managers, and then
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 5: it's all like people that got the tickets for free,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: which was pretty much. Oh wait here it is.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: Fat porky. He's being that serious double why.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: Porky?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: How fat ass double lot that those sort of things
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: fat gross, disgusting piece of ship stuff.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: Like that porky hog, fat ass double wide, those sorts
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: of things.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Doesn't have no friends, No woman will ever love him
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: them them sort of things.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 5: Is that his dad? No? I don't think so. I
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: was like the reporter. I would hope it wasn't his dad.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: Maybe his dad was refreshing that the atrocities that that
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: boy had heard. Probably all right, pluck some dates, sas.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be in Cleveland, Ohio this weekend, but I
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: think that's sold out. Then I think I'm gonna be
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: in Then I'm gonna be in Detroit Friday, and so
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be in Cleveland Thursday, Detroit, Friday, Saturday. Then
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be in Ontario, California. Now I have to
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 5: move to Coma, Ontario, California.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: The Improv the rest of them are on Little sasquatchwebsite.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: Dot com.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: Had a lot coming up. Philly is coming up in August.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 5: Five shows in Philly.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: God damn Phillies, Hot Rockfellas.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Philly will be fun. Oh yeah, I can't wait.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: California, not Canada.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 5: Yes, not to be confused with Ontario, Canada. It'll be Ontario, California. Damn.
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 5: There's a London that is massive. And I think we
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 5: have sold nine tickets and there are about eighteen hundred
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: tickets to be sold. Oh take your time. Why don't
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 5: you take us left? But they're going fast, they're going quick,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: they're going hot. Okay, no, that's not for like two months,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 5: I think.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you guys for listening, and we'll
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: see you guys next week.
• 1:24:18
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