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Two feet, eight inches: Verne Troyer Tribute & Rampage Review · Multiple Nerdgasm

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all right I'm going to start this episode off just apologizing okay that's
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probably wise what did you do well it's going to be my birthday in like an hour
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and 20 minutes oh [ __ ] okay yeah hour and 18 minutes now
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there you go I went out last night yes Hannah organized me to go out for dinner
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with some of her friends to a gin bar oh God she mental I drank a lot of gin what
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a [ __ ] surprise so you're not d so I'm not well
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today I've just been lying on the lounge watching crap television drinking
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lemonade with gin in it not a lot just a
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little bit welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy the hair of to keep my fluids up
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hair of the dog to bit you is that so what is that hair of the dog is that
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like a magic spell from the olden days the hair of the dog no what do they say
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oh do you mean where the term actually comes from yeah I don't mean is it
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actually a magic spell I know I mean is that where the term comes from hair of
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the dog that bit you is that some kind of magic spell maybe like you if you get bitten
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by a dog to cill the rabies you need to make something out of the hair or some I
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don't know the expression Hair of the Dog for alcoholic drink taken to the Cur
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a shortening off hair of the dog that beat you it comes from an old belief
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that someone bitten by rabber dog could cure rabies by taking a potion
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containing some of the dog's hair I am a [ __ ] genius I did not know that I just made it
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up there you go yep so you don't have to get bit by the
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side bug you have to drink their hair yeah all right oh good to
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know good to know yep people were stupid well yeah apparently I am too cuz I I
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figured out what it was I reverse I'm reverse stupid I'm not saying you're
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stupid because you were sort of making fun of it a little bit right yeah I was
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hoping it was actually something were at least I thought it was going to be
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something more sensible than that but no it's not yeah no it's not it's yeah
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people were yeah I got bit Rabbid catch the dog so more people probably get
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rabies from trying to catch the dog and well you can't leave the dog out there I
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guess they have to catch the dog and I don't know put down yeah but if you just
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cat you get to shave it releasing it again it seems a bit
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silly I'm assuming they're releasing the dog yeah well well I don't think you can
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kill rabies can you so no they wouldn't release the dog they would put the dog
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down I don't we're talking about people that their idea of getting cured was to
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drink hair oh yeah Fair all right good point and I don't know much about rabies
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we don't have it in Australia no I know that's why um when we brought Atlas
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our cat over here to the us we didn't have to quarantine him or anything like
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that cuz I don't have any of that stuff in Australia if we ever try and bring
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him back we have to vaccinate him for it now though wouldn't you uh yeah he he
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has to get lots of different things that he didn't have to get in Australia and
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if we ever want to take him back to Australia he's going to have to [ __ ]
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go into quarantine for six months or something yeah it's something crazy
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which yeah I don't I don't think I could put my cats in quarantine for that long
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no no I felt awful just even just he he had to go on the plane by himself
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for uh it's basically about 48 hour trip uh just in a carrier and then God I just
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felt so awful cuz he's a he's just a sweet little boy and he didn't he
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doesn't deserve that but he's here and he's fine you should just claim he is a support
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cat that would we could have given it a shot I suppose yeah I think if we ever
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travel like live overseas we would have to but somehow get like a private plane
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to fly clo oh yeah I'm sure you can you can
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probably afford you know your own private plane at this point we're all
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getting on in years we're at that point where you've amassed so much money you
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can start buying stuff like private planes right I blow my money on [ __ ] I
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don't have I don't save anything interesting interesting yeah I also you
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saw the picture of the helmet I just put I also do that yes uh I do they make Stormtrooper
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ones um not like that the only ones I saw from that company were like that one
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and the poan one but I have seen other ones which are the full face ones which
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you get of Boba Fett I'm sure there'd be a storm trooper one I know there's a Tai
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pilot one okay Tha pilot could be cool see I'm I'm I'm team Empire so yeah
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empire did nothing did nothing wrong and uh and it was uh just pure terrorism
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that's that's all that was um yeah except for the fact of the
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murdering aliens and hating women what's the problem with that that's
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extended Universe I was going to take that to a dark place and pretend that I
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was on board with all that stuff and then you know like make a political joke
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and then I thought you know what no just make it clear that no I'm not on board
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with that all right fine fine yeah in the extended Universe uh Emperor pelatin
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was very much the xenophobe and also didn't really like the women right so
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he's not also not a fan of The Last Jedi yeah I'm pretty sure he would have
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seen the end of the version that goes what 40 minutes yeah I haven't watched
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it again yet by the way not for not because I hate women or
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anything like that I just didn't like the movie I nearly nearly watched it again
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today geez man I don't know maybe I'll I give it a shot this week maybe I don't
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know I just I just didn't like it you you don't have to like it I feel
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like I do there's a lot of pressure on me now because you like it and then
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Dan's come around on it and then I don't know I don't want to be the only one who's
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like like Everyone's entitled to their own opinion yeah but it makes me go what
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if what if you are just you know a fanboy holding on to holding on to old
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[ __ ] and it and know it makes me wonder I I don't think so because I
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don't liked any of Ryan Johnson's other movies either I think I just no I think
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I'm just not a fan of his work like yeah which have you seen Looper did you like
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Looper no I haven't seen that all right cuz Dan didn't like that either so I mean not
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that that means got nothing to do with this movie what's that that's the one
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with Hayden Christensen wasn't it no uh Joseph Gordon levit and and uh Bruce
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Willis no he was in jumper that's right for some reason I think of Looper and
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jumper as the same movie definitely not I don't know they're completely
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different I think I've seen jumper actually I've seen pullover and Hoodie I
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don't think I've seen jumper they don't call them that
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here sweaters and no they're swe yeah okay yeah wrong words I laughed at a lot
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here when I say things hurts just speaking correctly yeah it hurts hurts
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aluminium aluminium [ __ ] they even spell it differently it's not it's not even that
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they pronounce it differently they just literally use a different word for some
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reason aluminum it's alumin no moving on
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we got some followup uh this week I'll be brief we're doing so well at this
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followup I know I'm going to be brief on the first one cuz I don't want to get
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sued but after all that last week uh with with
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Stanley you know saying that everything's fine everything's fine
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don't don't worry about it him and his daughter are fine him and his friend are
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fine he is suing somebody for elder abuse apparently allegedly
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allegedly Gerardo olivar
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allegedly Stanley is suing him for
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financial abuse of an elder conversion I don't know what that means uh and
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misappropriation of his name and likeness now I wonder is this the guy
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whoo blood yeah I wonder if it's that guy I probably could have researched
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that before we started but you know no that's the only thing I can think of
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yeah was the only thing we've discussed in the last few
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weeks um no it is that guy sorry it does mention it here in the article and he
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also uh loaned 300 Grand to a fake
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nonprofit uh and bought a $850,000 West Hollywood
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condo didn't he just come out and say that was all above board like last week
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no I see that's the thing I don't know about that I think what he was saying is
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there was some allegations about his daughter AB like you know ripping him
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off or something or trying to screw him over and then another friend of his so
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maybe this is a different guy so he maybe the message last week was just
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that no no no it's not my daughter and my friend it's this other [ __ ] with yeah
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no I remember something about like someone was saying like yeah he brought
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he still owned the property that that guy was staying in it just worked out
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easier right for that situation but or maybe this article is also fake who the
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[ __ ] knows I just yeah yeah we don't we don't know leave our stand alone just
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let him will him off somewhere yeah give him a book rug him up and let him do it
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I had to look at uh CU it's been how many years has been since we saw him at
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Supernova uh three years now Okay so we've got four we have a photo with him
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Jenna and I which is in a frame with a with the comic he signed uh and we yeah
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we we have it it's in it's SP at the moment we don't have our art up art up
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on the walls cuz we're painting the house but I saw it the other day and I
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was comparing it to the photos of him from that convention you know recently
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and I'm like [ __ ] he has he has deteriorated quite a lot because also he
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gave a big talk at the at that Supernova and he was fine like he was no he was not he was
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not no no I felt bad even for him back
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then huh like he couldn't quite hear oh sure he could hear anyone yeah but he
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was up on stage walking around he was talking about you know how he they you
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know no he was I could see then he was starting to slow down okay fair enough
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like he was yeah and that's why even when he came back I think the next year
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or the year after I said Australia's trying to kill him wait he I thought he
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wasn't coming back he came back yeah he he's been here twice now
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hell does he need the money he Sur he doesn't need the money he does all right
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doesn't he I think he just likes his fans well that's great then I guess like
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that's awesome but [ __ ] man I guess yeah
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he came back in 2017 November so just last year as long as he's happy I guess
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I don't care do what you you know yeah yeah but if he if he's being like
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coerced into this well that's [ __ ] but if he if he if this is he's doing what
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he wants to do with his you know his Twilight years how much did you pay for
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the autograph and photo
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um I don't remember exactly I would say
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it it was definitely less than $200 total okay well when he came out last
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year it was $150 for an autograph and $200 for a photo okay no we did not pay
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that much money absolutely not no absolutely not the reason we got it is because it was
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surprisingly uh affordable which is ridiculous to say I
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got a photo and and a man wrote on my comic and it cost me $200 but you know
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well I that's weird cuz I paid I think 160 for Carrie Fisher
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right yeah uh there was that controversy not long ago about Chris Hemsworth cuz
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he was charging like $350 for a [ __ ] signature or something and yeah but I I
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wonder if it's to keep out the riff raff crazy people yeah cuz I imagine Chris
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Hemsworth would have I often you know I feel like I think going be bit of a
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hassle being a celebrity just just personally I I don't think I could deal
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with I don't feel sorry for them at all I don't think I could deal with it but
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they all know this going in yeah that's fair that's fair but I don't think I
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could deal with it I think I would I'd be one of those celebrities that you see
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in the news that he like punched a fan or something cuz I was trying to eat my
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lunch and they just wouldn't [ __ ] leave me alone see everyone does it
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wrong what you do is you just lean into it you're always there for a photo
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you're always there to do anything and everyone just gets bored of you fair
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enough fair enough like I CP famous like I've put out there if anyone wants a hug I'm your
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man y yeah I will hug anyone who listens to our show what happens when it gets
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out of hand right like hopefully one day this podcast blows up enough what who
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who whose hands do you think are going to W mine or theirs all right fair
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enough haven't been recog we've been recognized places before no it doesn't
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happen often I've been recognized some places and it is I have as well it's
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nice awesome and shocking yeah I feel like but will cross a line at one point
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where I'm like I was just trying to walk over there so let's just make sure we
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never get that famous I don't think it's going to come up I don't think it's
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going to be a problem I want to get I want to get famous enough that that's
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happening and I'm also making a living from it sure I would hate to sort of get
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famous enough but that's not how I'm making my money I'm making a living
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doing this I don't think so no do seem feasible to me I can't I don't
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understand I don't know any sh getting recognized every and then not making any money
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yeah maybe I could sell my hugs or is that illegal I don't know could be considered
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prostitution of some sort yeah and I know you're cracking down on
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prostitution over there lately I am yep sure am I'm [ __ ] sick of it saw you yeah had
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enough stop it um I saw my friend uh is
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dating at the moment he's trying to you know find find the ladies right and I've
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never used any of these dating apps cuz I I guess I just missed that I got you
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know I met Jenna just before that CRA started and I just I've never done it
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but he was using um he uses uh what is
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it uh uh Tinder Tinder and and Bumble is another one right but I think bumble's
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the one where the girls have to contact First could be well that that would
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explain this sort of but you've got to pay to like do things in it right and it
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I don't quite know how it works but you it shows him a bunch of pictures of
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girls and he he goes yeah I like that one I don't like that one and then he
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did this thing where he paid money to like her
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more like so that she goes oh he he
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spent money I guess he he's like serious or something like that and I was like
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that's a bit weird like well those apps do have to make money somehow but yeah
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but I don't know I don't know what whatever it seems weird to me seem like
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a weird way to meet people stop paying the girl seems like a weird way to meet
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people it's like I paid to have you like contact
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me oh whatever or is it maybe your photos go maybe maybe it doesn't work
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that way maybe it doesn't work that way but I I tried Tinder for a little while oh
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really yeah I never got a match with
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you I'm kidding I'm not um well I I never used it when we were together
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because well we were together of course it' be rude then yeah it would be would
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be I've never used him though I know that you swipe in in a direction that
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indicates your preference on the person and what happens is guys just swipe on
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yes to everything and the girls are picky I feel like I would be picky I'm
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not I'm not saying they're picky I'm saying guys would just yeah send out I
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guess it depends on why you're doing it yeah because they they're doing it for
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different reasons perhaps yeah yeah the goal is is
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different um we got one more piece of followup this week I think it's the only
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other piece of followup um and that is uh we talked last week about Billy
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Mitchell yes the cheater well apparently he's claiming he
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didn't cheat and he's going to prove it so uh the fact he says the fact of the
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matter is now there is a true professional diligence being done to
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investigate things that happened as far as 35 years ago in a professional manner
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not in a shock jock mentality designed to create hits so I don't really know what that
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means I think what he's saying is someone's going to prove that 35 years
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ago he didn't cheat so I don't know we'll see I don't know it's a it's a long way
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to go back and before they stripped him of everything I'm pretty sure they would
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have looked into it very closely well here's my thing right here's here here's
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what I have to say to him right he's done this fairly recently he's been
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submitting some of these things right still he's still doing this like it
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wasn't is he well king of Kong was well like oh yeah king of Kong felt a lot
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older than what it was but it wasn't that long well I feel like if he could
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do it before just [ __ ] do it again and do it in front of everybody he's
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never done it live that's what I'm saying do it just [ __ ] do it if you
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can do it what's the problem yeah like you called other people out that they
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have to do it live yeah how about you your chance everyone else did it just do
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it and then there's no question but he won't because even like I know some
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people like now it's you don't even have to do it live you can do it on Twitch
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and just stream it exactly yeah you don't have to organize a big event so
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you can every time you try you just switch it on and let everyone watch
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that's right so look Billy nip this in the bud right now mate just hop on
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Twitch with get someone to film you on your authentic original Donkey Kong
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arcade cabinet that you you definitely have because you've been using it for da
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scores for 30 [ __ ] years so we know
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you've got it so just do it easy you know what you've got in my head
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now what's that I want to buy an arcade cabinet yeah I want that too I'm going
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to wait till we finish the basement I mean sorry your bedroom so um my bedroom
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so we can put it down there cuz what I've always thought would be good and
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awesome thing to have is a um a coffee table one to use as a coffee table
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that's so we we had when I worked uh at you know I was doing web development in
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Sydney at the company I worked for I don't want to say the name of the
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company just in case I don't don't know if you're supposed to do that uh I
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worked for company in Sydney doing web development and we had a arcade coffee
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table in the office was sick yep I want a pinball machine and I
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want an arcade cabinet MH yeah we were getting pinball machine too they're
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expensive though they're very expensive yeah especially the one I want and also
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the the original ones break and they are
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like actually mechanical and I don't
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know that I could fix one so um I know someone who could actually fix one for
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me okay and you think a lot of them would break from being overused you're
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not going to be using that for 3 hours every day sure and if you look at most of the
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ones that you've probably seen that are broken jite she [ __ ] loves pinball
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pinball is the best and I I can destroy her at
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pinball say that but then when you guys last time well last time I recall when
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you guys challenged each other on the Creature from the Black Lagoon machine
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in Melbourne it didn't go so well for you just saying I the way I remember it
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is I destroyed her I'm not sure that's what happened however I'm pretty sure
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that is I wasn't watching you guys went off and did that and then I got the
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story afterwards so I maybe next time we should have a a some kind of Judge hey
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we'll make it official we'll film it we'll put it on Twitch that's
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right if I'll call Billy Mitchell out I'll do the same thing yeah perfect but
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yeah like if you think most of the pinball machines you see are broken and
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they're at like pubs and stuff yeah right so they get abused a little bit
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Yeah beer poured on them did we go do we I don't think we did uh to the the
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bunker is it called the bunker did we take it to the place here
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with all the [ __ ] pinball machines no yeah I didn't think so I don't think we
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had time I need to go to there yeah so here in uh it's in a place called
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onville uh did you go to the did we go to the hot wiener place with you yeah
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you've been there yeah yeah yeah we went with uh dog with dog and uh oh yeah that
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was at what 2:00 in the morning after I'd been drinking yes so and I had to
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dry some cold coffee drink yeah yeah coffee milk so the that that the place
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I'm talking about didn't exist then it but it does now and it's like literally
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right around the corner from that place okay not that the [ __ ]
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listeners know what I'm talking about this ising boring for that I'm sure I I
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actually don't really know what you're talking about either okay fine I went
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there once what 6 years ago now no and I was drunk
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2013 so five years ago all right five years ago fine
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fine all right we have some sad news this week
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and uh I'm I'm interested to see whether you're going to allow this but uh I would like to
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nominate someone as geek of the week the robot Beast are going to Mars
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no it's it's ver Troyer V Troyer V
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Troyer has died he has no yeah you
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didn't know no oh man yeah he uh he
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apparently has been suffering badly from alcoholism and became suicidal and he
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has he has died and the implication is that he he has killed
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himself so oh damn at the age of 49 yeah yeah apparently he's uh he's had a lot
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of trouble with with alcoholism allegedly allegedly I'm not I don't want
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to get sued but uh but he well he has
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died uh I'm that has been confirmed I believe so yeah oh if you don't know who
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V Troy is he is uh mini go watch
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postal yeah go watch postal [ __ ] oh man ver Troyer yeah he's Mini Me from
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Austin Powers he uh he's uh 2.8 that be what he's most known for I think right
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2.8t tall he'd be he's a little guy he'd be known for Mini Me and he's six
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tape yes yes so I I don't know if you're G to fight me on this but uh I would like to
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nominate ver Troya as geek of the week no no I I will I will allow this very
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all right very good I'll play the jingle [Music]
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in now this technically does cross over into another segment that we used to do
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but I don't know if we should do that segment anymore uh well we can't really
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do it without Dan without without Dan yeah so the segment I think will still
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continue yeah probably but I think yeah listeners of the show will know
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[Laughter]
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action film opposite the rock or something like that although actually
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[ __ ] that he could have why not that would have been pretty good so I would
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have watched that yeah fair enough I just realized that I'm talking out of my
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ass and uh verro should have been in more stuff he was in yes what was he in
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he was a alien baby in Men In Black uh he was the baby version of Mighty Joe
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Young he was uh in jingle all the way and my
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giant I don't think I've seen either of those uh oh he was in Harry
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Potter uh he was in scrubs and then obviously Austin Powers yeah he's in a
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few things but like I said he kind of he's always been in a lot but not yeah
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the main stuff you need kind of a a special real for oh he's in uh poly Shaw
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Must Die which is the best poly Shaw movie ever made if you haven't seen PA
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Shaw Must Die check it out I haven't seen that one it's it's good it's the
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one where he fakes his own death cuz he he uh I think John balushi comes to him
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in a dream and tells him that don't worry because everyone hates him right
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because it's like it's based on like it's like a fake documentary based on
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Paulie Shaw's life you know he became like unpopular in the in the late 90s
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yeah he was sort of awesome and then just everyone grew tired of him very
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quickly yeah and then he became like a laughing stock and it's about like that
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and he's like begging all of his actor friends to put him in their movies and
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it's got like like Charlie Sheen's in it and like ver tryer and like a bunch of
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other people he like are in it and then yeah jum balushi is at the person I'm
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thinking of John yeah from BL brother right yeah yeah he uh he comes to him in
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a dream and tells him that if he dies everyone will think he was a genius
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because that's how that works and so he fakes his own death okay and then yeah
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it's it's hilarious it's a great movie ah I remember it being hilarious I I
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should don't yeah cuz I also remember biodome being an amazing movie oh it is
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I watched that a couple of years ago mhm and you enjoyed it thoroughly I'm sure
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oh I I still sort of enjoyed it but it didn't leave up to what I remembered no
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an instant I wanted to be walking down the street and have people hug
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me hey so I saw a movie this week I saw two movies this week one of them uh you
29:25
I need to know what you thought of one yes to know well I mentioned the rock uh
29:30
earlier so we'll start there have you seen this have you seen pardon me have
29:34
you seen ramp I've not seen it yet I was going to go see it on the weekend I was
29:38
going to see it today actually but then hung over yeah
29:43
well it's [ __ ] great I mean I know no
29:47
it's not it's not uh the most popular film of the year but uh it's [ __ ]
29:52
great I enjoyed it I have been seeing a lot of reviews and they're not saying
29:56
like it's it's a great movie they're saying it's like a good bad movie yeah
30:00
yeah everybody in it knows it's a dumb movie it's not doesn't take itself too
30:04
seriously like [ __ ] what what's the guy from uh The Walking Dead he's in it
30:09
um Jeffrey Jeffrey Dean Morgan is that his name is his name Jeffrey Dean Morgan
30:13
anyway the guy uh Negan from The Walking Dead list will probably know what I'm
30:17
talking about oh okay that guy's in it and his character is [ __ ] stupid but
30:23
but like great because he just commits to it the whole time he gets called out
30:26
on the fact that that he's stupid by other characters in the film and and
30:30
then it's just like a joke so it's fine when they first announced this on first
30:34
s the trailer went well this is silly it doesn't follow on for the game at all
30:37
and then I started to think about how stupid that was there was no story in
30:41
that game no well not that I'm aware of anyway but the only thing that I found
30:45
that was a bit weird cuz in the game you are a scientist like it's turned into a
30:49
mon that's what I thought actually yeah cuz I know when you die in the
30:54
original Rampage you'd shrink back down to your thing you'd be naked and then
30:58
you sort of edge off the screen hiding your bits
31:01
yeah but this one it is just they get what what happens to they get hit by
31:07
alien Ray or something I don't know it's been two weeks so I can talk about
31:10
spoilers if you want so the plot is no go for it all right so the plot is that
31:14
uh there's uh they're doing this Gene experiment uh and there is a satellite
31:20
up in uh well sorry a space station in space where they're doing these
31:23
experiments because you can't do them on Earth they got to be in in international
31:27
space to do these experiments uh and they they use this stuff to mutate a rat
31:33
into a into a monster and it gets loose and attacks the space station space
31:37
station gets destroyed and then through through a sequence of events three
31:42
canisters of the stuff end up crashing down into various
31:48
areas of of North America and MH and
31:51
cause three animals to mutate into monsters and from what I've seen in
31:57
trollers there's one that's sort of a smart gorilla yes and then George that's
32:02
the only one I've seen in trilers I haven't actually seen any of the other
32:04
monsters uh so I'm guessing the smart gorilla who is The Rock's friends save
32:09
the day together well we could talk about that uh a little yes um and I've
32:15
put an article in here which actually just made me think [ __ ] the rock is
32:19
like I can't believe the rock is the rock is amazing and is's doing
32:23
everything I don't I can't believe this guy must have some [ __ ] skeletons in the
32:28
closet he's like atoning for something cuz this guy he's just too nice right so
32:34
we'll talk about something else that he did afterwards but at the end of this
32:37
movie uh yes George saves the day and apparently they had to have a big
32:42
meeting right the rock went in to talk to the production company and the
32:45
directors and everybody and then he said look we need to change the end of the
32:50
film because apparently at the end originally in the script George
32:56
died and he said the rock said to them I
33:01
have an agreement with my audience that they will leave the cinema happy and
33:05
smiling so either we change the ending of the film or you find someone
33:10
else wow like and then they were like all
33:16
right well yeah you don't say no to the rock yeah he said uh he said they told
33:22
him that oh you know that George sacrifices himself it's it's kind of you
33:25
know like a tragic story and then The Rock said okay but this is a movie and
33:29
there a crocodile the size of a football stadium we're not making Saving Private
33:33
Ryan yeah like I can understand like being at the end I can see him George
33:39
dying and it would be very it it be sort of a sad moment I'd probably even get a
33:43
little teary but that's not the movie I'm going to see no that's not the movie
33:47
I want to see I want to see just stupid [ __ ] happening and it's so stupid you
33:52
don't need that you don't need that sacrifice at the end of a stupid movie
33:57
it's so stupid but it's it's awesome it's really good it's got some great
33:59
action sequences in it it's got some huge monsters it's tops any actually one
34:03
thing I will critique well it just confused me I don't understand why
34:07
George like George got bigger but he didn't get as Bigg as the [ __ ] other
34:10
animals the other animals got huge and then George was just like pretty
34:16
big and then the other maybe it was um George who decided to stop drinking the
34:21
stuff or something maybe smaller dose cuz they got the other ones got more
34:25
Powers too they got like abilities which George was just a really big
34:31
gorilla like the others the other animals can do other things as well so I
34:35
don't know I'm not definitely going to go see it this week I'm not sure why
34:38
that is probably make go see the Avengers this week [ __ ] is that out this
34:43
week yep I'm going to go next Saturday so I'll be discussing it next week's
34:47
podcast no spoilers though God can't believe cuz only the first week is
34:51
out there you go all right didn't realize it was so
34:56
soon yeah it really snuck up it's been sort of quiet but it hasn't I think I
35:02
just missed advertising misses me a lot I think these days sure because you're
35:08
asleep yep yeah I don't and I've got ad blocker on actually I don't I don't believe in
35:14
ad blocker no it's real I've seen it I feel I think it's
35:19
terrible I cuz and the reason why it's terrible is everyone complains about
35:24
clickbait headlines yes the reason why all the sites have to have clickbait is
35:29
because everyone's got ad blocker
35:31
on no yes and no I think I think the problem is that even if you didn't have
35:37
ad blocker on they would still have all the ads because they make a [ __ ] ton of
35:41
money off them what I don't like is the way the the ad
35:46
companies um report back and sell the data and you know they they keep it they
35:51
keep track of you across different websites and and all that kind of stuff
35:54
that's why I don't know I feel like in in an Ideal World yes a website should
36:00
be able to sell ads in order to support it because everybody now thinks
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everything should be free like so if everything's free no
36:09
one's going to make anything well it's kind of like the way you know like we
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because we don't have ads on here we we advertise our own stuff because you know
36:16
that's we sell our stuff oh as I said I would quite happily sell out and sell
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anything right but well I don't know that we need to like you know it's there's no you
36:26
know we're fine as we are like we sell I do with a few more Xboxes yeah we sell
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some T-shirts we have supporters on patreon that are fantastic like we do we
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do fine and uh you know and I feel like
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in actually if you if you like something a couple of bucks a month I'm happy to
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pay a couple of bucks a month for things I like I do I support I support that's
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what I actually do I've got there's one website I go to all the time TR
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treatment.com oh yeah I actually buy my buy a subscription to them so it's like
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25 bucks for a year and I don't get any ads on the website and I just get more
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stats and everything yeah and then I also I've also gone to YouTube red oh
37:05
have you yeah it's an extra 10 bucks like it's 10 bucks a month and I don't
37:10
get any ads on there anymore right nice and I like to think that hopefully I'm
37:14
supporting shows that get Dem money tied maybe I like to think I am but I'm
37:18
probably not yeah cuz some of the web channels that go to some of their stuff
37:23
does get the money ties because like adult themes and stuff or they might be
37:27
sh a video game with a gun yeah so but I'm sort of hoping that since I'm still
37:32
watching you go to yeah well hopefully that's the case
37:38
although the ones they've demonetized a lot of people lately we've definitely been
37:45
demonetized on YouTube yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah we don't have enough why have we
37:48
been well because we don't post anything on there and so yeah yeah like I don't
37:53
know YouTube's not a good D an ultimatum it's not a good platform will listen
37:58
yeah he will we've been saying for a very long time we're going to put cyborg
38:02
up there you think that's going to be the the Lynch pin that's going to be
38:07
that's that's going to bring everyone in okay I have a I have a DVD rip on my
38:11
computer ready to go Dan wants to put a higher quality version on he's got two
38:16
weeks otherwise you're releasing the tap if it's not up in two weeks I'm releasing it
38:23
okay very good I want to stop following up more on the stuff I say I'm going to
38:29
do well come on let's not go crazy not
38:33
not all of it no I say a lot of [ __ ] you do it's all stuff I want to do I'm sure
38:40
it is I believe you I believe that when you say it you you believe that you want
38:44
to do it but I also don't believe that you do most of the time Jin
38:49
yeah uh I saw another film this week that you have seen and we don't I guess
38:56
we don't have to spend a lot of time on um it's been two weeks now right we're
39:00
talking about oh definitely yeah yeah so I saw Ready Player One fin Ready Player
39:04
One what did you think I did not like
39:09
it I was pretty bored through most of
39:13
it uh I didn't hate it I did feel it was
39:18
I don't know it just I think it missed the mark on so much stuff I've just
39:23
worked out who's going to be the fan of this show that movie who the people who
39:28
watch Big Bang Theory that's [ __ ] that's what Jenna said yep like the
39:34
people who they they're not quite sure what sort of is happening but they think
39:39
that's cool and funny and that they're sort of involved in it condescending go
39:43
on oh sorry I really don't like big bang here no I know I know Jenna [ __ ]
39:48
hates it I I thought I'm I'm indifferent about it I think it's pretty funny
39:52
sometimes I think it sort of started off okay but then it just turned into see I
39:56
haven't watched it in like 10 years or whenever I don't know every
40:00
now and again when I'm flying it's I put an episode on and it's just just to punish
40:05
yourself yeah just to punish myself but they're jokes that I just don't get but
40:09
then people I hear people laughing and I know it's a laugh track they probably
40:13
watching a different movie look but it just seems yeah so I'm
40:19
thinking but I hly think they're the people who are going to really enjoy
40:22
Ready Player one yeah it's Bas it was I I felt like it was 2 hours of remember
40:28
this remember this remember this like
40:32
okay yep I remember that oh The Iron Giant I remember him oh look he's the
40:38
iron giant's giving the thumbs up as he goes into the lava like in terminated 2
40:42
I remember that yeah is there a story to this movie yeah like one thing that was
40:48
weird like CU they did do that thumbs up at the end but they tried to do it so
40:52
quick that's what I mean that's that's the whole thing felt like that it was
40:55
just like like shoved a [ __ ] pop culture reference into every frame it's
40:59
just like like I was like oh my God like yes okay y I remember that remember yeah
41:06
oh God y Hannah actually even read the book and she even said the same about
41:10
the book like sort of lacking that story I mean it has a story obviously like
41:16
stuff happens and it's got the you know the thing about the key and you know
41:18
what my favorite thing about this movie is and I actually the the the main thing
41:23
I enjoyed and I enjoyed quite a lot mhm the [ __ ] guy who made it they made
41:28
the Oasis he was great yes should have been about him he was [ __ ] they
41:33
trying to make out like cuz they're trying even they're trying to make out
41:37
that he's the guy in I forget his name the star what moves about that that he's
41:43
always logged on and never wants to come out yeah but then the second he meets a
41:48
girl he goes you want to meet in real life like he was doing that from first
41:52
bit and but they're still trying to make out that he can't deal with not being on
41:58
and they also make out that she doesn't really want to meet because she's got
42:03
that birth mark oh that was laughable oh she's like I'm thinking oh she's like
42:07
deformed or she's got some hideous she just got a little birth mark on her face
42:11
other than that she's like other than that she's very cute exactly yeah like
42:16
yeah she she's not hideous she's not ugly she's just cute and she's got a
42:19
little birth mark which many people have yeah that was and actually it seemed to
42:24
get lighter throughout the show a lot of like that was laughable I
42:29
can't believe Steven Spielberg made this movie I can't believe no [ __ ] see and
42:34
this what said I'm not a fan of Spielberg I don't think he's doing a
42:37
massive fan of SP I think he's just a name I think he's just a name now I
42:40
think he just got old and they wheel him out and go put your name on this and
42:45
we'll give you a check I find it hard to believe I feel like he didn't know what
42:48
any of this [ __ ] was and they were like put this in put this in and he's like oh
42:52
is this the kids like this and they're like yep just put it just bathe it in
42:57
the this stuff the 80s just pour this 80s diarrhea all overs and then for and
43:03
then but we're also throwing all this recent stuff as well which doesn't fit
43:07
like the OverWatch stuff which is very very current Master Chief shows up and
43:13
just so yeah traca was in like obnoxious obnoxious number of shots yeah
43:18
just cuz she's popular at the moment but in saying that I would love to play that
43:22
game oh yeah absolutely I would love to like log in Jack in whatever they did and live in
43:29
that world I would be happy with that and jack off yeah a lot of jacking
43:35
off I don't know the concept is it was
43:39
interesting I feel like it was um just I don't know didn't do it for me oh
43:46
know here's another thing I think this might have made a better television
43:48
series than a movie sure I I honestly I just think it was too much too much
43:55
[ __ ] Nostalgia yeah like it was overwhelming and then I if they
44:01
had dialed it back and just focused on I don't know making the I feel like the
44:07
the story just wasn't quite a lot The Nostalgia and a lot of the things you're
44:11
going to have to go back there and rewatch to try and pick up a lot of it
44:15
like they're all just like a lot of Easter eggs thrown in the background
44:18
yeah and then cuz as I'm thinking about it the story is quite cool this guy this
44:24
programmer designs this game it blows up he dies turns out he's put this Easter
44:29
egg in it you've got to find these three keys and whoever finds the keys wins and
44:35
takes over ownership of the company in the game and all that gets complete
44:39
control that's pretty cool and then there's this evil evil company uh II who
44:45
basically form a business around trying to solve the Easter egg so they can take
44:49
over the game like that's all cool like the whole thing sounds cool it just I
44:53
don't know it just didn't do it for me like no execution was off for me by
44:59
[ __ ] Steven Spielberg not everything he touches is
45:02
going to turn to Gold I feel like this was just not a subject matter that he
45:08
knows anything about no I feel like
45:12
someone may I reckon somebody familiar
45:16
like someone our age maybe would have made it hit for us then again it's been
45:21
pretty popular so maybe we're just it's still making money yeah maybe we're just
45:27
outside the the target zone for the audience on this one which is weird
45:32
maybe we should try and watch Big Bang Theory a bit more maybe it's for people
45:36
who think they like the 80s the 80s were awesome might hear a bad word said about
45:43
him I wonder if it's like no that's condescending I'm not going to say
45:48
it I'll say it but then I'll cut it out maybe just cuz I don't want to alienate
45:52
a bunch of people but I'm thinking we were actually we were actually those
45:56
kids we were actually those people in the 80s whereas this film is for people
45:59
who think it would have been cool to be us in the 80s which ah yes you know what
46:03
I'm saying yep yeah that's not condescending okay fine that's fine it's
46:09
true yes cuz video games and stuff weren't cool back
46:13
then no and we know they were terrible and even up into the '90s they were
46:18
terrible we know that so and it wasn't cool to be us in the 80s so oh no it
46:25
really was not yeah yeah all you cool nerds you have it easy now [ __ ]
46:31
yeah I mean look let's be realistic we didn't have a whole lot of problems like
46:37
compared to the real world problems but
46:40
oh God no not at all I mean we fine but I think the worst thing that happened
46:46
and this happened to me and Dave was we got off a bus and then some people
46:50
called us [ __ ] know it all that was the extent of that was the worst thing
46:54
that happened yeah yeah and then we should go to land parties that that was
46:58
pretty cool yeah land parties were great yeah I miss
47:03
them drinking staying up all night drinking Coke forgetting which Coke you Ken
47:09
you're using with an ash as an ashtray picking that up and drinking it it's all
47:13
part of the night yeah now it's all YouTube and streaming
47:19
and things I don't get that's the thing about P East they were cuz I'm I've been
47:25
a penny arcade fan for like [ __ ] so like since the early days of Penny
47:29
Arcade so I really enjoy all their panels and traditionally It's tricky to
47:35
get into the penny arcade panels because they fill up but not So Much
47:40
Anymore the we we went to go for the penny arcade Q&A like if you recall like
47:46
that's tough to get into yeah that was yeah that was one that everyone wanted
47:50
to go to well we went we we were running a bit late so we got in this on the
47:57
first day and the penny arcade Q&A was at 11:30 we got in there and it was about
48:02
11:00 I think and uh and so we we head in and uh you you've been to PAX East
48:08
you oh yeah at 11:00 there there's no chance of you getting in cu the line
48:12
would have started so we go up the escalator we go up to the escalator to
48:16
get to the main theater and there's a massive line and we're like ah [ __ ] and
48:20
so we go to join the line and I said ah I the line for the P arcade Q&A and the
48:25
enforcer goes oh no no no no you can go straight in this is the line for um
48:30
what's [ __ ] I can't even remember the his name some
48:35
YouTuber can't remember can't remember his name mark something
48:39
Mark I forget it but I was like huh and then so we went in and uh it was just
48:46
yeah just wandering take a seat like I mean there's still a lot of people in
48:49
there but it wasn't yeah yeah but not not lines around the whole [ __ ]
48:53
Convention Center like they were for this this this YouTuber and I was like
48:57
oh no oh no I'm getting old no
49:02
no yeah I don't understand video games anymore I guess I understand games I
49:08
don't understand Mar Markiplier his name is have you heard I have no idea who
49:13
that is yeah me neither no [ __ ] idea he had he had like a bunch of of of
49:17
autograph sessions throughout packs that were like like Phil full you couldn't
49:22
couldn't get his autograph if I wanted to not that I wanted to cuz I don't know
49:24
who he is he's got 20 million subscribers
49:28
yep yep the world's changed Luke it
49:32
really has and like quickly cuz I thought we were I thought we were on the
49:37
pulse of this [ __ ] not that long ago no we we never were we we we unfortunately
49:42
we were just too early for for this yeah imagine if we had remember when we were
49:48
just out of high school and stuff making videos and stuff imagine if we had
49:52
YouTube back then yeah you're right yeah like we would have probably made a hell
49:58
of a lot more stuff back then we would have been releasing it cuz now it's like
50:02
ah we could do it but we all have [ __ ] jobs and and and yeah we missed
50:07
it we just missed it yeah we missed it like if we had have just yeah if we had
50:11
have been yeah 10 years later I think we would have been that person
50:16
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iTunes yeah yes you need to have iTunes installed to leave a review on iTunes I
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don't want to install iTunes but I will I'm doing it now no
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I'm not I'll do it after the show after the show oh you dropped CU I don't want
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fine all right you're back um okay so they're making a new Doom movie
51:53
apparently some uh some actress SL uh sing a songwriter from Los Angeles
51:59
tweeted this week wow I'm doing the next Doom movie with Universal Pictures I
52:04
just signed all the paperwork I get to go back to Bulgaria and work with some
52:07
of my favorite people this movie with a super cool director and my new record
52:11
coming out I feel like the luckiest girl in the world and everyone was like new Doom
52:16
movie and now she's been fired wait are you serious no no no I'm just assuming
52:23
she would have been because I was like oh my God breaking
52:28
news yeah so uh apparently they're making a new Doom
52:32
movie I would sort of hope I had the
52:36
first one wasn't that bad I uh but it wasn't a doom movie I bought it on
52:42
iTunes uh which you have yet to install
52:44
recently cuz it was on on sale and I have yet to watch it again but I really
52:51
I'm I'm it's got The Rock in it it's got The Rock in it and I'm just saying like
52:56
but if if you if you don't think of it as a doom movie it's an okay science
53:00
fiction movie but it's not Doom just a movie Yes fair enough but it's not what
53:07
yeah Doom is just running around killing demons from hell yeah yeah that's what
53:12
Doom is that is what Doom not yeah and that's that's
53:19
why I'm hoping CU remember it's kind of an adapation Doom 3 and Doom 3 was yeah
53:23
more of the story but in the most recent Doom game they gone back to yeah shoot
53:29
you oh I hope it's based on the the new Doom game cuz the story for that is I
53:33
mean it's ridiculous but it's great like I hope it's that cuz that's that's it's
53:38
perfect it it doesn't need to be you know scientifically accurate or anything
53:42
like that they [ __ ] open a portal to hell and then uh in the new one what
53:47
they they're harnessing the hell energy to to power uh make new machines and
53:53
stuff and robots and and things and then the demons come through
53:57
I think that's basically the plot of the new Doom right that that's that's all we
54:00
need in the movie and then Doom guy runs around and shoots has to yeah has to
54:03
kill them all just to escape or turn the machine off or yeah I'm fine with
54:08
whatever but yeah that's what it needs to be
54:12
yep and bring the rock back yes please
54:17
give him another shot at it well as long as it's got a happy ending otherwise
54:22
he's not going to not going to do it have you seen the trailer for skyscraper he's new
54:27
film no God it looks [ __ ] awesome it looks like die hard but with the rock
54:32
and the rock is like a amput he's he's got like a prosthetic leg and it
54:36
basically just looks like Die Hard with the rock cuz it's the world cuz this was
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one this was one I was actually probably going to skip
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skyscraper yeah no no watch the trail no you need to see it it looks [ __ ]
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excellent It's about that's it's like the world's tallest skyscraper The
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Rock's like he used to be in the military or something lost his leg now
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he's a security consultant and he him and his family get invited to this the
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opening of this tallest skyscraper and then terrorists come and take over and
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his family's trapped and he has to like [ __ ] stop the terrorists and then the
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building's collapsing it looks [ __ ]
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awesome all right I will maybe see it
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then no I do say I do love the rock but I don't necessarily want to watch
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everything he's in oh that's what I was going to tell this I know he would be
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good in it did you see what he did this week with that girl the the the
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student no [ __ ] that's what I was saying before I can't believe the rock
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is a real human so not only is he in every [ __ ] movie right and he's
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always happy always smiling like he's just seems like literally just the
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nicest guy in the world the other day he uh some some girl from uh from from like
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a school in America asked him to go to prom with
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her a and so he recorded a thing they
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played it over the announcements in the morning at school and so there's a video
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you can watch a video of this it's the rock yep like comes on he goes oh good
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morning students uh Dwayne The Rock Johnson here and you can see they have a
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video all the students like what the [ __ ] and this girl's like freaking out
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and he says oh you know sorry I can't I can't come to prom with you um I'm going
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to be shooting a movie uh like when it's on but I have paid to to hire out an
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entire Cinema for you and all your friends with with free popcorn and
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snacks to go and watch Rampage and then they all got to go and
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see Rampage for free with a bunch of free [ __ ] like how the [ __ ] is this guy real
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he just such a nice guy that's what I mean it's stupid it I I mean it's
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obviously it's publicity so he he's
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just yeah but but he's just in so much lately like the second one movie comes
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out he's already got another one that's just about to come out and he's filming
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another yeah I don't uh I just don't understand how this how he's a real
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human how how he's doing all this stuff and also is happy about it I feel like
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it's I really hope I get to hug him one day I think he would crush
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you a nice hug maybe he probably doesn't know his own
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strength just be should be really comforting just to be held in his
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arms and then you can go to prom with him so yeah no do we no I don't I don't
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do prom we don't have a jingle for the Rock and I feel like you need to I
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really think we need one yeah I think you need to sing it cuz you're his
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biggest fan oh God I can't sing and I don't know what how to sing all right
57:43
here we go um no hold on mhm just trying to think
57:50
of something this is making it all the better no oh I nearly had it I nearly had it
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no I've lost it come
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on okay okay give me yep Dwayne the Rock
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that's what he's
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called no hold on no
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wait I mean that was accurate it was Dwayne Dwayne Johnson is not his name
58:19
Dwayne the Rock Johnston is the game there you go make something with that
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game there we
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go Dwayne Johnson he not his name Dwayne The Rocks is the game just say random
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words that come into my head mhm all right so speaking of uh I did a lot of
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thought for that that's depressing no no look I'll try and do a good job uh the
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um we were talking about YouTube earlier and yes uh apparently you youve put an
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article here about uh some YouTuber who's in serious trouble uh yeah this um
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you've seen everyone's seen these and I don't know how these prank YouTube channels are a
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thing some of them are funny some of them are not funny well most of them I
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don't find as funny cuz most of them are these people being dicks to other people
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and then going it's only a prank uh this guy called reset in
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January last year he made a video of him getting some Marios
59:27
taking them out of the packet taking the the white stuff out and then putting
59:30
toothpaste in right then giving the packet to a homeless guy and giving him
59:35
20 bucks to eat him the guy then got sick and threw
59:40
up and then he put it onto his channel and got money out of it right did the
59:46
the guy know that he was eating toothpaste Oreos no right no and then uh so he's going to
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court now and yeah they're actually looking to try and get him to do jail
59:57
time for it right and it's not the first thing he's done that's sort of this bad
1:00:02
he once tried to get kids to eat um
1:00:05
sandwiches with cat food in them Jesus yeah like this guy just sounds like a
1:00:11
really nice guy that you'd want to have at your party yeah actually this this
1:00:15
article seems to say it was cat feces which is oh God which is even
1:00:21
worse I mean it's much
1:00:25
worse so all right yeah I've seen like some of these I've seen the one with the
1:00:30
you know they make the dog into a spider that was a cool prank uh and then
1:00:34
there's ones but but some of them go too far that's the problem is because yeah
1:00:39
if you to me if you're making someone feel upset or unsafe you've gone too far
1:00:45
yeah like I've seen ones where it's like people pouring like shampoo in someone's
1:00:50
hair when they're washing their hair and that one's hilarious that that's just funny yeah
1:00:57
giving someone cat uh toothpaste to eat so they throw up is not funny and then
1:01:02
also what he says in the video is um maybe I've gone a bit far but look at
1:01:08
the positive side this will help him clean his teeth I don't think he I think
1:01:12
he hasn't cleaned him since he became poor Jesus yes and sounds like he's a
1:01:18
dick and that's what he's put he's filmed himself saying that and putting
1:01:21
it on the thing like yeah yeah I think well see all these prank things make
1:01:26
anxious anyway there was a um there's a show on here I don't know
1:01:31
the name of it but it's like a prank show uh where they have to CH they
1:01:34
challenge each other to do embarrassing things in public and I can't watch it
1:01:39
just makes me anxious I just I don't like them yeah no I I I I don't go out
1:01:44
of my way to watch them sometimes I'll just pop up and I'll see something pop
1:01:47
up on Instagram or YouTube and I just I cringe the second I know what's
1:01:52
happening because I don't find it funny yeah and I think that's yeah this maybe
1:01:57
something cuz these people are making a living of it so maybe it's just yeah
1:02:01
this is one of the things that we've missed sure yeah as being a thing no
1:02:05
well obviously these shows are popular and like I said I find some of them
1:02:09
funny like the one with the dog spider and then there's you know
1:02:12
people uh I guess when it's in in good
1:02:17
spirit I like it it's when it's sometimes they're mean and I don't like
1:02:21
it when they're mean and and yeah I think some people just will I realize
1:02:25
that's kind of vague try get to try and get more views people
1:02:28
would just continue to escalate and escalate and I don't think yeah and
1:02:33
because they're still even if they put like he put this video up which is
1:02:37
terrible he made money off it still yeah of course and so he'll people will think
1:02:42
well maybe I can escalate go that a little bit further and people are still
1:02:45
watch and I'll get money and I think the people who are watching this are just as
1:02:48
bad right yeah well this is there's been many uh a book and film made about the
1:02:54
fact that people watch other people suffer yeah
1:02:59
so like it's one thing I find sad now like when someone sees someone getting
1:03:04
beaten up or a car crash or anything now people's first reaction isn't to rush
1:03:10
over and help or to call someone for help their first reaction nowadays is
1:03:14
the film yeah yeah that's a a weird
1:03:18
phenomenon whereas like I know I when I've I've been I've seen fights happen
1:03:24
on the street before and I've my first instinct is to run over and to try and
1:03:28
stop it yeah see and we've talked about this a little bit I think I have a lot
1:03:31
of trouble remembering to do anything on social media and I feel like like I'm
1:03:35
the opposite of that like if I saw something like that happening I agree I
1:03:38
would I would either well I would probably go and like run away because
1:03:42
I'm I'm I'm I'm a [ __ ] but uh but you know or if someone got hurt I would
1:03:48
probably try and help um yeah and I wouldn't even think to do anything with
1:03:54
social media wouldn't even cross my mind no I wouldn't even think of it like it
1:03:57
wouldn't but that's why it's weird to me that that's people's first reaction is
1:04:01
like I remember one time I was in Sydney and I was out one night and I saw some
1:04:06
kids well I say kids they were sort of 18 20 run out of a convenience store
1:04:12
with the owner chasing them yeah and then they somehow picked up a broom or
1:04:16
something and started to hit them and so my first instinct was to run across the
1:04:20
road and try and help him yeah right that's a I mean that's a good Instinct
1:04:25
as long as you don't get her not a terrible Instinct yeah
1:04:29
exactly I got those you going to
1:04:33
do um yeah that there's not a lot but that's the thing I think most people if
1:04:38
they the second they know that something else is watching or like going to
1:04:41
intervene that can actually put people on the back foot and maybe they will just
1:04:45
run yeah but now if people are filming that's Yeah by stand a
1:04:50
syndrome I'm not sure if that's what it's called it probably is no if not
1:04:54
I've just made it up but yeah like I I'll be the idiot that will get also
1:04:57
beaten up and stabbed for trying to help do you know who I bet would also run
1:05:01
over and help Dwayne The Rock Johnson Dwayne Johnson is not his name Dwayne
1:05:06
The Rock Johnson is the game that's his name or who were you talking about no I
1:05:10
was talking about Dwayne The Rock Johnson I I was actually going to put
1:05:12
the jingle in there again once I do the jingle oh yes that great awesome jingle
1:05:17
yeah so obviously you didn't get the full effect because we're recording this
1:05:20
before I did the jingle but the listeners would have heard the jingle
1:05:22
there so cuz I everyone heard me do the jingle live earlier and or they've heard
1:05:27
me record the jingle and now they get to hear it by now I imagine they've
1:05:30
probably heard the jingle three or four times because I have a habit of of over
1:05:34
doing it with with the jingles so listeners I maybe that's something we
1:05:38
could just start throwing up on social media yeah well hey whoa whoa nothing
1:05:42
funny about throwing up on social media we just talked about
1:05:45
this throw the jingles up yeah yeah give people a little sneak peek about what's
1:05:50
coming out that week well uh there's a there is a patreon feature called lens
1:05:56
that they've put out that I was thinking we could try and do something with like
1:05:59
I could uh I could give them a give the listeners a behind the scenes look at
1:06:03
how I do them do the jingles I don't know if that's interesting because like
1:06:06
I said I'm I'm I just don't I don't know whether that's interesting to people or
1:06:11
not um but I could do that uh and then you know I guess we could show them
1:06:16
footage of you recording the podcast naked uh have to I now I have my webcam
1:06:22
set up ready to go now so you're going to have to pay a prettyy High premium on
1:06:26
the patreon to get get no yeah that's going to be very hard talking about Luke
1:06:30
sends out dick pic all the time uh I don't I've never sent a dickpic out in
1:06:35
my life you just receive them I just received them MH yeah and I actually
1:06:41
found on my Snapchat recently that it looked like a lot of people have been
1:06:43
trying to add me it's probably the listeners you keep telling them to add
1:06:49
you and then you ignoring them so I'm just going to go uh yeah a
1:06:53
lot of people have like added me by username yeah what what do you think
1:06:57
[ __ ] 4 all right I'm adding I'm right now adding everyone that's added me by username
1:07:04
jeez and there's a lot good that's what we want so I think
1:07:10
I everyone if you have tried to add me before and it looks like I've just
1:07:14
ignored you don't worry I'm adding you
1:07:18
now uh funny tripple 4 at Snapchat yep
1:07:23
send me as many dick pics as you want well that don't have to be dick pick you
1:07:27
can just send me pictures of your dog oh your dog's
1:07:31
dick please don't send me pictures of a dog stick cuz I don't think they can
1:07:38
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