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Failure to Effectively Manage Anything · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

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  And now is the time when things are shifting. There's going to be a new World order out there.
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  true Internet of a depression
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  who are fake news.
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  I am not suicidal.
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  We'll circle back with you directly. If I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
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  Do not come.
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  Do not come.
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  Gonna come.
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  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 250 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
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  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
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  Testecleese: And we're just you guys drinking some beer talk about what's going on
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  Testecleese: this is an out of the ordinary episode. We do occasionally do a Tuesday show.
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  Testecleese: but with so much news coming up lately between the wars, the hurricane, and the election coming up.
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  Brian McFadden: That means plural.
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  Testecleese: Yes, exact, I know. Right. We went from Helene to what is this one Milton.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Milton.
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  Testecleese: So what happened to IJKL.
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  Brian McFadden: It didn't turn into hurricanes.
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  Testecleese: She's like, Oh, my God! There's a lot of storms days later, and we're already at M
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  Testecleese: for anyone who doesn't know how they name these things. By the way, it's the next letter on the alpha. It's the next storm, and it all it switches gender each time male name to a female name. Now I'm just waiting until we start getting Z. And Xer, and they them hurricanes, because there's obviously more than 2 genders right.
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  Brian McFadden: Right
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  Brian McFadden: now there is.
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  Testecleese: Speaking of. Wow!
• 1:44
  Testecleese: I watched the new deadpool movie.
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  Testecleese: I haven't laughed that hard in years. Dude! It was just so vulgar, and Hugh Jackman
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  Testecleese: as wolverine in it got to actually act like Wolverine because it was a deadpool movie and not like a Mcu movie.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: And, oh, my God! He was dropping F. Bombs left and right. It was hilarious.
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  Testecleese: that was it, Chris Pine, not Chris Pine.
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  Testecleese: the dude that was Captain America
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  Testecleese: was was in. It was in it. But he was playing the human torch from the fantastic 4 movie. He did so. I thought.
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  Brian McFadden: Oh! Crap!
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  Testecleese: Wesley snipes is in it as blade.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, Shannon Tatum was a gambit.
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  Testecleese: There were a lot of X-men it was. I recommend this movie to anyone
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  Testecleese: who doesn't mind a good, offensive, r-rated movie.
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  Testecleese: Apparently a lot of Christians got offended because he called himself the Marvel Jesus in the movie and kept referring to himself as the Messiah and the Savior.
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  Testecleese: But
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  Testecleese: typically speaking Christians don't get that offended, and if they do, they say something and don't actually do anything about it.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: All right.
• 2:58
  Testecleese: Well, I suppose we should dive right into it unless you got something you want to bring up first.st
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  Brian McFadden: No.
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  Testecleese: Alright
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  Testecleese: So I turned on my TV and kicked on the Netflix the other day.
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  Testecleese: And I saw this thing about the Menendez brothers in there, and I was like, well, that's interesting.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Then I opened up my my news app.
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  Testecleese: and there was stuff in there about the Menendez brothers. I was like, -oh! What's going on here?
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  Brian McFadden: Gotta get ready for Netflix. Documentary.
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  Testecleese: Well not. Pardon me not just that. Apparently Kim Kardashians get involved. Wants them released from prison, saying they served their time
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  Testecleese: pretty sure. They got sentenced to life without parole.
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  Testecleese: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: but.
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  Brian McFadden: We're good.
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  Testecleese: Whole thing going on. Yeah, whole thing going on. They're looking at.
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  Testecleese: the evidence again.
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  Testecleese: They're not denying that they killed their parents because these guys admitted it, but they bring up the same arguments that happened back was that late eighties? Maybe
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  Testecleese: they were. They were 18 and 21 when they killed their parents, and they're in their fifties now. So there you go.
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  Testecleese: Yeah. And the same argument that you know their father was sexually abusing them, and their mother did nothing about it, so they came down and killed them in their chairs, and they call it self defense. I'm like, well, people were just sitting there watching TV. That's not really self defense.
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  Brian McFadden: No.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, alright.
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  Testecleese: I've been making an effort to keep Mark Cuban out of this stuff.
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  Testecleese: Just because, honestly, I really don't care what this guy has to say most of the time, like I like him on Shark tank, and that's about it.
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  Testecleese: But he is so very Kamala Harris, which, by the way, I keep hearing that the Republicans are the party, the wealthy. But they got 1 billion.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I was like.
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  Testecleese: Trump himself, and then every other billionaire is on Harris's side on this one. Yeah.
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  Testecleese: But he's saying,
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  Testecleese: that adding a 200% tariff will make people not buy John Deere anymore. And all I could think was, Don't tariffs only apply to foreign made goods.
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  Brian McFadden: Well, John Deere's moving their manufacturing to Mexico. That's what this is about.
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  Testecleese: Well, maybe they won't. If there's a 200% tariff on.
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  Brian McFadden: That's what trump's trying to incentivize them. To do is keep manufacturing here.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, that's what mark he was like. Why don't we incentivize him to manufacture more? It's like.
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  Testecleese: Well, yeah, if you there's a tariff on anyone you import. You keep making in the United States. You get to sell your high quality product for less money than the competitor. You sell more products. You make more products, right?
• 5:29
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
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  Testecleese: I don't know. This is just basic economic.
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  Brian McFadden: I'm also want what I also want to think about.
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  Brian McFadden: Who are the John Jare's target audience?
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  Testecleese: Not the people that, like buying Mexican, made goods.
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  Brian McFadden: Exactly American.
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  Brian McFadden: Middle of the road. Midwestern farmers.
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  Testecleese: Well see what's interesting is. They had a whole woke thing, and they got shut down
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  Testecleese: by the right wing because they they stopped it in a hurry.
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  Testecleese: I personally like Husqbarna myself.
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  Testecleese: and yes, it's a German name, but it's an American product.
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  Testecleese: I've always liked Husqvarna, but I've never bought any you know, mid size to heavy equipment, either. So maybe if I get a front end loader, maybe I'll go, John Deere, you know, or an excavator.
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  Testecleese: But
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  Testecleese: gotta admit I like Daewoo, and that's Korean.
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  Brian McFadden: Right.
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  Testecleese: Natubo. I think it is. This might also be Korean, but they they make a lot of excavators and backhoes and such.
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  Testecleese: All right.
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  Testecleese: 10.
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  Testecleese: I okay, this next article while we're still an intro. I read it twice, and it still made my head hurt.
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  Testecleese: She's got 2 degrees. Okay.
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  Testecleese: Gen. Z. Woman, and she's saying it's unfair to force people into jobs that they won't like just for the money I was like. That's why the fuck. We call it work, and not fun.
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  Brian McFadden: Right.
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  Testecleese: Right.
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  Testecleese: And if if this, if enjoying your work, is so important to you, which it is to a lot of people, but we've all had shitty jobs we didn't like, because we had to pay the bills right.
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  Testecleese: Then why didn't you get one of these degrees and something you actually gave a fuck about.
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  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
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  Testecleese: I just ate myself.
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  Testecleese: I was just reading through it. And I was like, this is the problem we're having with Gen. Z. Is they? They go and get 2 degrees in in stupid shit, and don't pay their debt off. Want me to pay it, and say you know what you should have to give me a house and food too.
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  Testecleese: That's why these
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  Testecleese: punk ass kids are getting fired from the jobs as soon as they get hired. And now they're not even getting hired anymore because of this shit.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because they're not there. They don't show up for work after a while, or they complain too much.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's not worth the hassle.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, they talk about a 4 day work week when you only work like 6 HA day. I'm like, that's fine. If that's what you want to do, but don't complain. You don't get paid as much as the man working 45 HA week. You know what I mean.
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  Testecleese: Alright, man talked about this last week
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  Testecleese: moving into a follow up stuff! How Donald trump! Did the I hate Taylor Swift, and then she lost, like 2 million subscribers on Spotify.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Well, apparently we got this covered, said that she gained like 1.7 million.
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  Testecleese: and so I went and looked at the numbers. Nope, they're down. These people will just flat out lied to you
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  Testecleese: so that
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  Testecleese: it's a good thing a lot of this stuff is public, that you can actually go fact, check this stuff.
• 8:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: But the average person's not going to bother going to fact. Check this stuff.
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  Brian McFadden: No.
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  Testecleese: And and of course, what is it we got? This covered.com never heard of them, but I had heard of Bloomberg, who said that she lost subscribers.
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  Testecleese: Alright!
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  Testecleese: Okay.
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  Testecleese: alright. So everyone was shocked when Kamala Harris said she had a gun right.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: and I mean I I wasn't shocked honestly, because she's a high profile person. She was with the district attorney or the
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  Testecleese: whatever in California. Out there
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  Testecleese: it makes sense to stay armed because you might be a target.
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  Testecleese: But it turns out
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  Testecleese: the gun she claims to have a glock.
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  Brian McFadden: It's legal in your home state of.
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  Testecleese: California.
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  Brian McFadden: Yes.
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  Testecleese: For all sorts of reasons. I personally like Glock
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  Testecleese: but I also have more experience with a handgun than your average person.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: If you're not aware the safety is actually built into the trigger.
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  Brian McFadden: Okay.
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  Testecleese: It's like a little trigger that comes out of the middle of the trigger that you have to squeeze down. So basically, when you squeeze the trigger. You take the safety off.
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  Testecleese: but it'll stop it. The idea is, it'll stop you from shooting yourself in the foot when you try to holster it, you know.
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  Testecleese: Oh.
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  Testecleese: alright! So!
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  Testecleese: What's up with this dude from Vegas all the way over in Virginia?
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Brian McFadden: they
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  Brian McFadden: where this thing go. Where did you go?
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  Testecleese: 1st one under local.
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  Brian McFadden: Okay.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah, apparently.
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  Brian McFadden: This guy was
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  Brian McFadden: you know. He he was in a crash in Las Vegas.
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  Brian McFadden: and he was accused of punching and dragging the woman after the crash.
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  Brian McFadden: and he was
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  Brian McFadden: arrested by us marshals in Northern Virginia.
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  Testecleese: He was a Virginia. Did he flee the scene.
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  Brian McFadden: Apparently.
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  Testecleese: Well, did you read your own article, Buddy
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  Testecleese: Vegas?
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  Testecleese: Vegas accidentally released him after they took him into custody like whoops.
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  Brian McFadden: Okay, I thought he got. I thought it was Virginia that screwed up, because up above the 1st paragraph it says he was accidentally released from a Virginia dale.
• 10:53
  Testecleese: No, my mistake. Maybe I just didn't read it well enough. I kind of skimmed it. My apologies, I assume that's how we got to Virginia, was Vegas.
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  Brian McFadden: So apparently both jails accidentally released him.
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  Testecleese: Dear God, how many times are we gonna do this like.
• 11:08
  Testecleese: okay.
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  Brian McFadden: Wonder, how.
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  Testecleese: Crime keeps happening like this when we're letting the bad guys out of jail.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because he was released from Newport News.
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  Brian McFadden: and because,
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  Brian McFadden: they.
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  Brian McFadden: Virginia, didn't submit the proper extradition paperwork. They didn't receive the right paperwork from Clark County's district attorney's office.
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  Brian McFadden: So they released him.
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  Testecleese: Okay? Well, that's understandable, even if it sucks. But you said the marshals picked him up right.
• 11:42
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
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  Testecleese: Why was he in a Newport News Detention center instead of a Federal Detention center?
• 11:49
  Testecleese: Because usually usually Federal police. But you're in a Federal.
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  Brian McFadden: So you after the crash. So I think this article is all screwed up. So after the crash.
• 11:58
  Testecleese: So it wasn't just me who had trouble. Then.
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  Brian McFadden: No. After the crash this guy repainted his car and fled from Nevada to Virginia.
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  Brian McFadden: where he was initially taken into custody in August, and released. So it wasn't.
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  Brian McFadden: It wasn't Las Vegas that he was.
• 12:13
  Brian McFadden: He flew, fleeed. The scene in Vegas came to Virginia.
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  Testecleese: Alright. So yeah, he's also. Now we're looking at hit and run and all sorts of stuff
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  Testecleese: across the state lines. Well.
• 12:26
  Testecleese: yeah, no wonder all the masters got involved then, huh?
• 12:31
  Testecleese: Got it.
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  Testecleese: So I read this article saying that the
• 12:37
  Testecleese: West Virginia Post offices are gonna close on Columbus Day, which I isn't that a.
• 12:41
  Brian McFadden: Federal holiday. Of course they're going to be closed.
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  Testecleese: What?
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  Brian McFadden: They can call it whatever they want, but it's still.
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  Testecleese: There it is!
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  Brian McFadden: Federal holiday.
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  Testecleese: Well, that's what got me, is it? Says Columbus Day. Not indigenous peoples, day.
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  Testecleese: and I was like, oh, I'm so glad I'm in West Virginia.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: And the house over here just passed a 2% personal income tax cut.
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  Testecleese: So that's that's pretty sweet, plus. There's a child tax deductions in West Virginia, too.
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  Testecleese: so.
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  Brian McFadden: Okay.
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  Testecleese: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: we'll find out. We don't have no idea what exactly
• 13:22
  Testecleese: the taxes look like here.
• 13:23
  Testecleese: So right now, the wife has more money. But we have in general, this whole household is paying more money into taxes that
• 13:30
  Testecleese: then we're definitely gonna have to pay.
• 13:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Just to be sure, so that there's no oopsies, and we owe 300 bucks or something.
• 13:39
  Testecleese: What?
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  Testecleese: I don't know. I'm looking forward to get a refund more than a dollar 50, you know.
• 13:45
  Brian McFadden: I haven't gotten a refund in decades.
• 13:48
  Testecleese: I usually get about a buck 50 or oh, like 10 bucks.
• 13:52
  Testecleese: But
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  Testecleese: I've also had w twos to file, not 10 ninety-nines most of the time, you know.
• 13:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I'm all 1099. So.
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  Testecleese: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: and anyone who's anyone doesn't know what these forms are.
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  Testecleese: And you're an American citizen. You should definitely find out, because you're probably paying too much tax, and if you're getting a big, fat refund every year, you're well, what do we always say about getting a big, fat refund from the Federal.
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  Brian McFadden: Free money to the government. No, it's a free loan to the government. They're not paying interest on it. So.
• 14:24
  Testecleese: Exactly. It's an interest. Free loan to the government.
• 14:27
  Testecleese: Oh, speaking of loans.
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  Testecleese: apparently the extra money you can apply for. Because of this hurricane. Helene
• 14:35
  Testecleese: is a loan that you have to pay back.
• 14:40
  Testecleese: That pissed me off because
• 14:44
  Brian McFadden: Is, that is the money we're sending. Ukraine alone.
• 14:47
  Testecleese: No, no, neither is the money we're sending to Lebanon
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  Testecleese: or Israel. What
• 14:53
  Testecleese: did you see? This video of the National Guard helicopter in North Carolina?
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  Brian McFadden: No.
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  Testecleese: Shit dude.
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  Testecleese: gross incompetence of the pilot.
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  Testecleese: They drop, they did a water drop off, supplies.
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  Brian McFadden: Bye.
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  Testecleese: And tried to land the helicopter
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  Testecleese: nearby, but couldn't do it the way they wanted to
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  Testecleese: ended up injuring 3 p. 3 people to the point of hospitalization and destroyed the cargo they dropped with the excuse me, the downforce of the Router.
• 15:27
  Testecleese: and it is a video of this Chinook, just ranking everything, and everyone's like, What are you doing?
• 15:34
  Testecleese: So so just in case you're hearing that this response from the government has been way better than we're told. This video is the helicopters fucking up the supplies they're bringing.
• 15:45
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 15:47
  Testecleese: kg, a. T. Korean, Jean-pierre
• 15:51
  Testecleese: got a couple stories in here tonight.
• 15:53
  Brian McFadden: Yes, she does.
• 15:55
  Testecleese: You see.
• 15:57
  Testecleese: Well, she got. She got ripped apart for her, saying that there's mixed messages on the fema money that's been used. She's saying it's not
• 16:03
  Testecleese: not being used on migrants
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  Brian McFadden: She said, earlier in the year. It was.
• 16:11
  Testecleese: Yes, actually, I think it's in this article I'm trying to scroll through. And yeah.
• 16:15
  Brian McFadden: She tried to bring it up, and she got all mad and.
• 16:19
  Testecleese: I definitely got that here when she when she rage quits. But here we go. It's let me play the audio for you. It's October 2024, first, st and then September 2022. After it.
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  Testecleese: A female
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  Testecleese: money to use to use on migrants. So Fema regional administrators have been meeting with city officials on site to coordinate, to coordinate available Federal support from Fema and other Federal agencies. Funding is also available through Fema's emergency food and shelter program to eligible local governments and non-for-profit organizations upon request to support humanitarian relief for migrants.
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  Testecleese: Okay? So they're flat out lying to you when they're telling you. That's not what's going on.
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  Testecleese: And the best part is the argument they're trying to use now is saying it's coming from different pockets.
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  Testecleese: But Fema is the one who controls which pocket that money goes into.
• 17:15
  Brian McFadden: Right.
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  Testecleese: And and just in futile.
• 17:19
  Testecleese: Well, we'll get on to the more of this stuff, because when it comes to what's going on
• 17:24
  Testecleese: with
• 17:25
  Testecleese: the Lebanon thing. But then the ducey.
• 17:28
  Testecleese: I was enraged when I saw this, but
• 17:32
  Testecleese: you see the
• 17:35
  Testecleese: okay. So apparently these folks called Fema in this place, called Bat Cave, North Carolina.
• 17:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 17:42
  Testecleese: Place is wrecked. It's in the valleys between the mountains and everything right. And they called. They called for help.
• 17:47
  Testecleese: and the Fema people on the phone said, well, we can't come down there. There's a sign that says road closed.
• 17:53
  Brian McFadden: Right.
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  Testecleese: And the person on the phone said, It's not as bad as they're making it sound. We drive through there with cars right now you can get through with your trucks.
• 18:00
  Testecleese: And they said, Well, we're not allowed to.
• 18:05
  Brian McFadden: So what good is fema.
• 18:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, what?
• 18:08
  Testecleese: Seriously, what good are they if you can't go down a busted up roads like, I thought that was the whole point of having the Federal emergency.
• 18:16
  Testecleese: shit. What is Federal emergency?
• 18:19
  Brian McFadden: Management Agency.
• 18:21
  Testecleese: Management. Major management. Yeah.
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  Testecleese: what good are they if they can't handle an emergency.
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  Testecleese: you know. And then, like we were talking about last last episode you got Buddy Geek telling people to stop helping on their own because they're getting in the way of Fema. But Fema's not doing it. Apparently. There's like, Oh, no roads closed. Fuck you. I'll put my truck in 4. Drive and drive through there, you know.
• 18:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Especially people getting through on cars. I'm sure my truck can do it
• 18:49
  Testecleese: just
• 18:50
  Testecleese: alright.
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  Testecleese: Alright! Now they're saying that these postal delays, because of the storm, and then one coming
• 18:57
  Testecleese: could invalidate mail-in ballots.
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  Brian McFadden: Yep.
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  Testecleese: I don't. I don't understand how this we we've discussed it on this show how they said some of these States aren't even gonna count their ballots until election day.
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  Testecleese: like their mail-in ballots.
• 19:12
  Testecleese: The whole thing they were saying was.
• 19:14
  Testecleese: it might take 6 weeks to get all these county, because, you know they have to come in.
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  Testecleese: Is it possible that the reason why they're going to be invalidated? Mail in?
• 19:24
  Testecleese: Because these are Reg districts?
• 19:30
  Testecleese: Don't.
• 19:31
  Brian McFadden: That's a good possibility.
• 19:34
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 19:35
  Testecleese: yeah, I'm just. I don't know, like we were reading about the the people saying that it's God punishing Rednecks
• 19:44
  Testecleese: that vote. Republican.
• 19:47
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 19:48
  Testecleese: all right.
• 19:52
  Testecleese: Cool
• 19:53
  Testecleese: jitter.
• 19:55
  Testecleese: Which? Okay? Which? What stupid thing is this? Her campaign suicide? She said. A lot of dumb stuff recently. Oh, this is about the Lebanon thing, isn't it?
• 20:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 20:05
  Testecleese: She was talking about. We're gonna provide an extra. She on Twitter, too, like an extra 157 million dollars in resources
• 20:15
  Testecleese: that brings the total up to 385 million dollars
• 20:19
  Testecleese: over the last year.
• 20:21
  Brian McFadden: And then they're gonna do that
• 20:24
  Brian McFadden: without Congressional authority or permission.
• 20:28
  Brian McFadden: But
• 20:30
  Brian McFadden: they're saying that in order for
• 20:32
  Brian McFadden: people in North Carolina and Tennessee to get more money. Congress has to come back in session and act on it.
• 20:39
  Testecleese: Okay, okay, I understand the point that Congress controls the purse strings. I do.
• 20:46
  Testecleese: I'll tell you what.
• 20:47
  Testecleese: I'm usually the guy saying, that's not the way it's done.
• 20:50
  Testecleese: I'm willing to look the other way. If Joe Biden says, fuck it, I'm making an executive decision.
• 20:55
  Testecleese: I'm taking the money that we're giving to Lebanon and sending it to North Carolina.
• 20:59
  Testecleese: I'll pretend I didn't see it.
• 21:01
  Testecleese: Okay, so we don't like that idea.
• 21:03
  Testecleese: No, it won't happen. But Congress is in recess, and you know we're just Sol.
• 21:08
  Testecleese: Call their asses up and say, Sit down and figure it out. This is what you're getting paid for.
• 21:16
  Testecleese: I just that's like being a firefighter and having the entire city burned down. You'd be like, oh, it's my off time. No, you show up to help fight the fire right.
• 21:25
  Testecleese: Look what happened when 9 11 went down, every volunteer firefighter in almost the entire country showed up to help, didn't they.
• 21:34
  Testecleese: Alright. Did you see Kjp actually rage quit? Did you see the video.
• 21:40
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 21:41
  Testecleese: Oh, it's
• 21:43
  Testecleese: oh, yeah. Tell me all about when Juicy was asking questions. Actually, there might be the video on that one. I'll have a look.
• 21:51
  Testecleese: You! You don't know much about this, do you?
• 21:53
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, I saw it, you know, and I you know that he was asking heated questions, and she didn't like where the direction of the questions were going.
• 22:03
  Brian McFadden: so she just up and shut down the breathing.
• 22:08
  Testecleese: Yeah. Just got up and walked.
• 22:09
  Brian McFadden: And I guess President Biden like what she did so well that he actually gave her a promotion this today.
• 22:14
  Testecleese: Yes, yes, but here, here's the what went down.
• 22:18
  Testecleese: Of course it's taken now I got the little spinning. Let's head to the White house. Peter Ducey is asking questions of Crane Jean-pierre. Let's listen
• 22:26
  Testecleese: who are wrongfully detained and held hostage. And again, frankly, we have had an extraordinary record of doing just that, and that's going to be the President's top priority
• 22:37
  Testecleese: on this issue of
• 22:38
  Testecleese: funding.
• 22:40
  Testecleese: The Administration has money to send to Lebanon
• 22:43
  Testecleese: without Congress coming back.
• 22:45
  Testecleese: But Congress does have to come back to approve money to send to people in North Carolina. Do I have that right?
• 22:52
  Testecleese: Here's what I'm going to be very clear about the President, and the Vice President has had a robust, whole-of-government response to this.
• 23:02
  Brian McFadden: All of government. I said it at the top. More than 200 million dollars that we have directly put towards survivors here for disaster help. And that's because of this President's commitment
• 23:15
  Brian McFadden: to make sure that we are there for communities that are impacted. We take this very.
• 23:20
  Testecleese: She's looking sharper in that suit, though, for real it's very seriously. And before
• 23:24
  Testecleese: before
• 23:26
  Testecleese: the hurricane hit we prepositions more more than 1,500 Federal Federal folks on the ground to help. And so we have made sure that every State has gotten their storm, requested
• 23:40
  Testecleese: emergency declaration. They requested it, and we made sure they received it. We've taken this very seriously more than 200 million dollars that we have provided to the impacted areas. And but instead, people want to do disinformation, misinformation, which is dangerous, which is dangerous, because then, when folks on the ground hear that
• 24:01
  Testecleese: they may not want to ask for the help that they need, that is there for them that is there for them that they can't apply for without Internet electricity. President Biden is fond of saying.
• 24:12
  Testecleese: show me your budget, and I will tell you what you value
• 24:15
  Testecleese: if he's got money for
• 24:17
  Testecleese: people in Lebanon right now without Congress having to come back. What does it say about his values? There's not enough money right now for people in North Carolina who need it.
• 24:26
  Testecleese: That's not misinformation. Wait, doozy, your whole premise of the question is misinformation, sir? What you don't? Yes, yes, it's misinformation. Asking a question I just mentioned. I just mentioned to you that we provided more than 200 million dollars to folks who are impacted. I'm going to pause it right there.
• 24:44
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 24:45
  Testecleese: 200 million dollars
• 24:47
  Testecleese: more money went to Lebanon.
• 24:49
  Testecleese: More money's going to Israel. More money's going to Ukraine.
• 24:53
  Testecleese: But the taxpayers footing that entire bill for all this isn't getting help, and she's trying to say you're a fucking moron because these guys got 200 million.
• 25:02
  Testecleese: We're
• 25:03
  Testecleese: 1st of all, we sent money to Israel and Lebanon.
• 25:06
  Testecleese: aren't they? On opposite sides of the same war?
• 25:09
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, so we're funding.
• 25:11
  Testecleese: Both.
• 25:11
  Brian McFadden: They're trying to play. They're trying to play both sides. Yeah.
• 25:15
  Testecleese: We're front of both sides of this war, while the American people are literally dying because they're not getting the help they need. But I'm gonna let this keep going. I'm gonna let you finish.
• 25:29
  Testecleese: And I just shared with you that people are deciding not to. People are deciding not to not clear to Congress that there's not enough money to help people. We're talking about the Sba disaster loan. That's money for people in North Carolina, and that's important. And people in North Carolina need that.
• 25:45
  Testecleese: Wait. This is nothing new, Peter. This is nothing. New. Congress comes together. They provide money, millions of dollars for disaster relief. We're asking them to do the job that they have been doing for some time, Schumer and Jeffries. The President's letter is not misinformation. Would you agree?
• 26:05
  Testecleese: No, the way you're asking me the question is misinformation. There is money that I love, that I'm quoting the President.
• 26:13
  Brian McFadden: They don't care who truly need it. There are survivors who need the funding who need the funding, and it's there you don't like misinformation. I said that.
• 26:22
  Testecleese: I love it. We have the money available to help survivors of Hurricane Helene, and also Hurricane Milton. Now
• 26:32
  Testecleese: we're now there's going to be a shortfall, right? Because we don't know how bad it's hurricane Milton is going to be.
• 26:38
  Testecleese: And so we're going to need additional funding. We're going to need additional funding. Why wasn't this money in the coffers already? No, what you're asking me is why Congress needs to come back and do their job. That's what you're asking me. Congress needs to come back and do their job and provide extra assistance. Extra funding, then call their asses in. That's what Congress needs to do, and she packs up her shit and rolls out. But that's okay. That's what this President wants. And that's what the Vice President wants. Thanks. Everybody.
• 27:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, she actually said, maybe that's what you want. But and I was like what the dude's asking. Why, all this money is ready to go to Lebanon. But there's no money, or to illegal immigrants. But there's no money to go to help the American people, and she said, That's misinformation. He's like. This is what Joe Biden himself said. Mayorkas said this, didn't he? How? There's no money to finish out to handle this next storm at all.
• 27:26
  Testecleese: And you quote this stuff to these folks, and they just tell you that's a lie. And it's like the government that you're telling me is right are the ones that put this information out.
• 27:36
  Testecleese: I just
• 27:37
  Testecleese: I don't know how to
• 27:39
  Testecleese: talk to folks about this stuff, because I mean, even the Secretary Secretary of Press
• 27:45
  Testecleese: is
• 27:47
  Testecleese: just saying that's not what's happening, even if it's what the President said and what the
• 27:52
  Testecleese: jeez Mayor, why can't I never remember may Arcas's title.
• 27:56
  Brian McFadden: He's a homeland security transportation secretary.
• 28:00
  Testecleese: No transportation is but a geek right.
• 28:02
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah. Homeland. Security, then.
• 28:07
  Testecleese: I so like, am I not supposed to believe any of these guys, or am I supposed to believe Green Jean-pierre?
• 28:16
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 28:17
  Testecleese: you're yeah.
• 28:19
  Brian McFadden: Listen to what I have to say and believe it, and like it.
• 28:21
  Testecleese: Yeah. Don't believe your lying eyes right.
• 28:25
  Testecleese: I don't know where I put the thing in here about her getting up.
• 28:29
  Brian McFadden: It wasn't.
• 28:29
  Testecleese: Oh, there you go. Yeah. What's the new top role she's got.
• 28:33
  Brian McFadden: She's going to be a special advisor
• 28:36
  Brian McFadden: to President Biden.
• 28:39
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 28:42
  Testecleese: So who's gonna who's gonna take her job as press secretary? Do you think.
• 28:45
  Brian McFadden: Nobody's just doing double duty.
• 28:47
  Testecleese: Woof
• 28:48
  Testecleese: oof.
• 28:50
  Testecleese: And I said this about sake. And I was even saying about Kareem Jean-pierre.
• 28:55
  Testecleese: that's a tough job
• 28:57
  Testecleese: period to be the press secretary.
• 28:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, let alone for Joe Bike like.
• 29:02
  Testecleese: how do you.
• 29:03
  Brian McFadden: He defends us.
• 29:04
  Testecleese: Yeah. How do you defend some of this stuff? You know what I mean like? Oh, boy, I gotta.
• 29:09
  Testecleese: that's all. Who was the was it
• 29:12
  Testecleese: now? Who was the one that trump had for a while the little blonde woman with she always had a folder, and she'd open it up and like Boom. Here's your answer, you know.
• 29:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 29:21
  Testecleese: I liked her
• 29:23
  Testecleese: cause. People like no. Well, Trump said, this is like, actually here it is right here. This is what actually got said like, Well,
• 29:33
  Testecleese: If she's got a tough job.
• 29:36
  Testecleese: I don't think it's a great idea to give her more responsibility this time, but
• 29:41
  Testecleese: I don't know. Maybe
• 29:42
  Testecleese: maybe they know something. I don't. The way that she's lying stone faced to the people like this. Maybe she can be a great advisor for the for Biden.
• 29:51
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 29:53
  Testecleese: You know.
• 29:54
  Testecleese: Well, Milton's coming up.
• 29:56
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 29:57
  Brian McFadden: Supposed to hit. Make landfall tomorrow.
• 30:00
  Testecleese: In one day it went from a cat, 3 to a cat, 5.
• 30:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 30:04
  Testecleese: And then in a couple hours
• 30:07
  Testecleese: it turned into
• 30:09
  Testecleese: the most devastating storm possible
• 30:13
  Testecleese: from the Gulf of Mexico.
• 30:17
  Testecleese: I got my in-laws in Tampa.
• 30:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we. I got a friend in Tampa, too.
• 30:23
  Testecleese: They're staying.
• 30:25
  Brian McFadden: Most people are staying in Tampa. Well, you saw the highways. There wasn't much leaving.
• 30:30
  Testecleese: No, I'm sorry not Tampa. I'm sorry I got family there. My in-laws are in Orlando and great. Okay, when it gets to Orlando it might be a cat 3. But still, like you.
• 30:41
  Testecleese: I don't know. Man, just sounds like you're not gonna get any supplies in, because you know.
• 30:45
  Brian McFadden: You're not.
• 30:46
  Testecleese: No, no.
• 30:46
  Brian McFadden: Gotta plan on relying on your relying on your own
• 30:50
  Brian McFadden: survivability at that point. So.
• 30:54
  Testecleese: And actually something interesting. I saw on Facebook today. Someone posted.
• 31:00
  Testecleese: one idea is empty out your dishwasher like, take the racks and everything out.
• 31:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:05
  Testecleese: Put all your important documentation in there
• 31:08
  Testecleese: and close up because it seals watertight, obviously.
• 31:11
  Testecleese: and then hit the put the lock on it
• 31:14
  Testecleese: so it can't like be kicked open, or whatever by the wind.
• 31:17
  Brian McFadden: You can bring.
• 31:18
  Testecleese: Protect this stuff from the weather, and I was like, that's a neat idea. I'd never heard that before.
• 31:22
  Testecleese: Fridge would probably work the same way. Just unplug it, you know.
• 31:26
  Testecleese: which got a feeling. You're not gonna need it because you're probably gonna lose power.
• 31:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:31
  Testecleese: And yes, I did see everyone trying to get out. They waited too long to leave, and now they're just waiting in line.
• 31:36
  Testecleese: And apparently all these gas stations are out of fuel when no one's showing up to bring more.
• 31:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 31:45
  Testecleese: Man. This this is gonna be devastating.
• 31:48
  Testecleese: Hundreds are going to die.
• 31:51
  Testecleese: And I am not looking forward to talking about this because I got a feeling. The response to this is gonna be much worse than
• 31:58
  Testecleese: Helene, just based on that thing.
• 32:01
  Brian McFadden: In charge, so.
• 32:03
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 32:06
  Brian McFadden: And we usually.
• 32:07
  Testecleese: Anything else.
• 32:08
  Brian McFadden: Is that the next story? Did I say.
• 32:10
  Testecleese: Is it.
• 32:10
  Brian McFadden: By accident.
• 32:11
  Testecleese: Almost like I do this shit on purpose. Huh?
• 32:13
  Brian McFadden: Ha, ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
• 32:15
  Brian McFadden: Apparently Biden's no longer in charge of anything, and Kamala Harris is making calls as acting President.
• 32:26
  Brian McFadden: and she got mad that desantis didn't take her call.
• 32:30
  Testecleese: Guess he's busy handling one hurricane that already came through and preparing for the next one.
• 32:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And what's funny is it's looking more and more like Joe Biden's really trying to sabotage her campaign.
• 32:42
  Brian McFadden: because he came out and said. I don't know what she's talking about.
• 32:46
  Brian McFadden: Desantis has my direct line. If he needs something he will call me.
• 32:51
  Testecleese: Yes, exactly. And as we we talked about this Saturday, too. It's like it's like he's trying to tank her chance to win President so he can say he's the only one who could beat trump.
• 33:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, or may. Or maybe he just said, you guys told me to fuck myself and back off so you know what I'm backing off, and you can figure it out on your own.
• 33:09
  Testecleese: You know you ain't getting the best for me if you don't want me around, and
• 33:12
  Testecleese: probably not the right attitude right now, but I understand it.
• 33:18
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 33:21
  Testecleese: Tim Walz did an interview.
• 33:27
  Brian McFadden: There's no
• 33:27
  Brian McFadden: interview with Kamal on 60 min.
• 33:32
  Testecleese: Did you see the interview.
• 33:34
  Brian McFadden: No, I'm not wasting my time watching that shit.
• 33:38
  Testecleese: Well, see, you should have, because when
• 33:42
  Testecleese: they published the the clips and everything, and even on Youtube.
• 33:47
  Testecleese: they edited it
• 33:49
  Testecleese: so that Harris doesn't sound like she's speaking words salad, and they made it sound like she made a point.
• 33:55
  Testecleese: But it's not what she actually said.
• 33:57
  Testecleese: But yeah, Tim walls is saying how you know he misspeaks, and he's kind of a knucklehead.
• 34:02
  Testecleese: And what's the guy's name? Whitaker? I think.
• 34:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 34:07
  Testecleese: Was like. Well, by knuckleheads, you mean a liar
• 34:12
  Testecleese: just for.
• 34:13
  Brian McFadden: Like.
• 34:13
  Testecleese: 20.
• 34:14
  Testecleese: Well, for 20 years. He said he was a command master Sergeant. When he got out of the guard. He wasn't. He said he carried weapons of war in war, and he didn't.
• 34:22
  Testecleese: He said he was in Tiananmen in Hong Kong. When Tiananmen Square went down. He was in Minnesota.
• 34:30
  Testecleese: How much misspeaking can you do before you're considered worthless
• 34:35
  Testecleese: either.
• 34:36
  Brian McFadden: Considered him worthless. He they thought he was going to help Kamal look better, but the 2 of them look like
• 34:44
  Brian McFadden: Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
• 34:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, they have no idea.
• 34:49
  Testecleese: I'm actually starting to think that Harris does not want to be the President.
• 34:54
  Testecleese: I think this got thrust upon her because they said, No way Joe can win after that debate.
• 35:00
  Testecleese: but they couldn't keep the war chest the money they had raised unless it went to someone else on the ticket, and it had to be. Harris
• 35:08
  Testecleese: and I got a feeling she doesn't want that job
• 35:11
  Testecleese: based on a lot of stuff.
• 35:14
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, like picking walls. Man like the guy's a boo.
• 35:18
  Testecleese: and he's clearly a liar.
• 35:21
  Testecleese: I mean. Oh, yeah, he said. He his wife and him. He and his wife had their kids through Ivf, which turned out not to be true as well.
• 35:29
  Brian McFadden: Does he not know how he had his kids.
• 35:32
  Testecleese: Well, they they had
• 35:34
  Testecleese: fertility treatments, but it wasn't an in vitro fertilization.
• 35:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, I forgot.
• 35:44
  Brian McFadden: Idiot!
• 35:45
  Testecleese: What the hell did I?
• 35:47
  Testecleese: Oh, I was looking somewhere else completely.
• 35:52
  Testecleese: I don't know why that's in there. I don't know why the Chinese hacker things in there.
• 35:57
  Testecleese: apparently. Okay. Well, I'll bring it up, anyway. Apparently some Chinese hackers breach the isps from like At and T. And Verizon, and maybe a couple of others.
• 36:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 36:06
  Testecleese: And
• 36:07
  Testecleese: It affected a lot of customers.
• 36:10
  Testecleese: I think that was supposed to be somewhere else.
• 36:13
  Testecleese: cause there's this, there's this woman who's going nuts, saying how she's getting ready to sue Verizon over this, because, like, she sent out a message, and I ended up going out like 11 times while this everything was down
• 36:25
  Testecleese: because it got hacked by China. Oh, that's why it's in here, wacky walls. He loved China so much.
• 36:30
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 36:30
  Testecleese: China is so great and they're they're shutting down our communications
• 36:33
  Testecleese: while we're in the middle of disaster. Relief waiting for another disaster to show up. That's how it got in here with walls.
• 36:42
  Testecleese: So yeah.
• 36:43
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 36:45
  Testecleese: And and might actually start watching Saturday night live again, or at least watch one episode soon.
• 36:50
  Brian McFadden: Well they tried to be. They finally picked on Kamala and walls.
• 36:55
  Testecleese: Did you see it?
• 36:56
  Brian McFadden: I heard I heard of it, I heard about it.
• 36:59
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! It's hilarious!
• 37:01
  Testecleese: They are.
• 37:02
  Brian McFadden: They played a little bit of it on the Clan Buck show today.
• 37:06
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, I got it in here. We're not doing a
• 37:11
  Testecleese: video for this, but I can at least play you the sound.
• 37:15
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 37:18
  Testecleese: Here we go.
• 37:20
  Testecleese: Dana Carvey shows up in it, and Jim Gaffigan, too.
• 37:24
  Testecleese: Vice Presidents, residents, honey, where are you? The debates about?
• 37:30
  Testecleese: They got a glass of wine, each
• 37:33
  Testecleese: to watch the Vp debate.
• 37:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 37:36
  Testecleese: Andy Sandberg is playing Doug Ernhoff
• 37:39
  Testecleese: looks like I gotta notify the Secret Service because we are under a snack attack.
• 37:45
  Testecleese: I'm feeling good tonight. We have got momentum. Liz Cheney's about to endorse me and Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Springsteen.
• 37:56
  Testecleese: Let me say that again. Am Bruce Springsteen, the boss
• 38:03
  Testecleese: born to run.
• 38:05
  Testecleese: The polls are looking great, and I may have accidentally Googled myself, too. Turns out some people are calling me a grilf, which means golden retriever. I'd like to French.
• 38:17
  Testecleese: Sure, that's wrong. Yeah, it's probably wrong. Yeah. Anyway. When Joe Biden said, See you later, did he mean he was coming over tonight? No, he went back to the White House. Oh, looks like it's just Mamala and pooh! Bear!
• 38:31
  Testecleese: All right. All right. Let's watch. Okay.
• 38:37
  Testecleese: Cbs news, America sides, vice Presidential debate. Welcome to the Cbs. Vice Presidential debate, the women. This is an actual clip from the debate. By the way.
• 38:45
  Brian McFadden: Now let's say hello, and then goodbye for the next 4 years to our vice presidential candidates.
• 38:50
  Brian McFadden: Jd. Vance and Tim Walz.
• 38:52
  Testecleese: No, it's not
• 38:55
  Testecleese: Jim Gaffigan is playing walls.
• 39:03
  Testecleese: Please give your opening statement.
• 39:05
  Testecleese: Thank you for having me. I want to begin with something that will appeal to women voters. I understand that both moderators tonight are mothers. And I like that.
• 39:17
  Testecleese: Okay, it looks like you're already scribbling a bunch of notes. Are you preparing your answers? I gotta grade these papers. Got a stack of midterms.
• 39:28
  Brian McFadden: We begin tonight with the topic of Israel. Senator Vance. He did take a lot of notes during this.
• 39:34
  Testecleese: Yes, I swear he's drawing a picture of a cat.
• 39:37
  Brian McFadden: Margaret, one that deserves an answer, because it's important.
• 39:42
  Testecleese: That sounds like Kamala of me
• 39:45
  Testecleese: tonight.
• 39:49
  Testecleese: Answer, are you? No, I'm not.
• 39:53
  Testecleese: And, Governor Walz same question to you. I don't know the answer. So I'm going to just say the word fundamental a bunch.
• 40:00
  Testecleese: because debating is 30% fun and 70% demental
• 40:11
  Testecleese: there, he's doing his thing, whatever that may be.
• 40:17
  Testecleese: Come on, just relax. You know you haven't had a night off in 3 months. Do you want to watch something less stressful like the Menendez brothers show.
• 40:25
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, Dougie. I kind of wish I had picked Josh right now. Oh, Josh Shapiro! No, Josh.
• 40:33
  Testecleese: She fills her wine glass because she's obviously drunk.
• 40:37
  Testecleese: I've become friends with school shooters
• 40:42
  Testecleese: as she shatters her wine glass.
• 40:45
  Brian McFadden: Okay, little flub there.
• 40:48
  Brian McFadden: you know what? That's right. Let's watch something more fun.
• 40:51
  Testecleese: Like a rerun of my debate.
• 40:53
  Testecleese: This goes on for another like 5 min
• 40:56
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that was one of the best skits
• 40:59
  Brian McFadden: on Saturday. Live in a long time.
• 41:02
  Testecleese: And they used to be so funny. I mean, maybe it was just cause I was young at the time, and I was watching like Adam Sandler.
• 41:08
  Brian McFadden: They weren't afraid to pick on both sides.
• 41:10
  Testecleese: Exactly. Then, all of a sudden all we saw was Orange Man bad.
• 41:14
  Testecleese: and it's like, Come on.
• 41:16
  Testecleese: I've enjoyed.
• 41:18
  Testecleese: I became friends with school shooters.
• 41:22
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I might actually watch the next Saturday live, because that was pretty funny.
• 41:27
  Testecleese: I didn't see any more of the show, but that was pretty good sketch.
• 41:32
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 41:33
  Testecleese: alright! So did you.
• 41:35
  Testecleese: Everybody here that apparently Rosie O'donnell was calling Barron trump autistic.
• 41:40
  Brian McFadden: Yes, alright!
• 41:42
  Testecleese: I don't remember this. We might have talked about it. I don't know.
• 41:46
  Testecleese: Apparently Melania came out and said something about it. How like
• 41:49
  Testecleese: what the fuck's the matter with you, you know.
• 41:54
  Testecleese: And then
• 41:56
  Testecleese: rinse rinse. Is it rinse or rinse priebus? I've heard them both.
• 42:01
  Brian McFadden: I think it. I thought it was rinse.
• 42:06
  Testecleese: I think I have this. I'm making an effort to share as much sound as I can now, especially if we're not doing any video stuff.
• 42:13
  Testecleese: Of course, nothing is actually loading for me. There's a bunch of black bars where there should be
• 42:18
  Testecleese: stuff to click on.
• 42:21
  Testecleese: This day in history was a giant commercial first, st
• 42:25
  Testecleese: anyway, Donna Brazil got into this big
• 42:28
  Testecleese: clash with the rnc. Chair, former Rnc. Chair Rinse Priebus.
• 42:34
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
• 42:34
  Testecleese: After he defended Eric Trump for saying the Democrats were to blame for the assassination trump attempt on trump.
• 42:40
  Testecleese: which a lot of people kind of agree with.
• 42:44
  Testecleese: I mean, how many times can you say someone's Hitler unless we stopped at all costs
• 42:48
  Testecleese: before someone does, you know.
• 42:52
  Testecleese: But she goes on saying how?
• 42:56
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 42:57
  Testecleese: anyway, she goes on saying all sorts of crazy shit, and basically calls him like a liar and a cheater. And all this stuff and all I could think was, isn't she the one who gave Hillary Clinton the debate questions in advance.
• 43:10
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 43:14
  Testecleese: So, how much.
• 43:14
  Brian McFadden: Nobody remembers that now.
• 43:15
  Testecleese: At all.
• 43:17
  Brian McFadden: Nobody remembers that.
• 43:18
  Testecleese: She got fired from her job for it. But then, was it Cnn. Or whoever wherever she is.
• 43:22
  Brian McFadden: Msnbc. I think it was, or Cnn. One of those 2 networks hired her.
• 43:28
  Brian McFadden: Dana Brazile.
• 43:31
  Testecleese: Donna Brazile.
• 43:32
  Brian McFadden: Donna, yeah.
• 43:34
  Testecleese: But yeah, here we go quote. The fact of the matter is, if Donald Trump's head was one tiny twist of the other direction, he'd be dead right now, Prince of high.
• 43:41
  Testecleese: So your dad? So yeah, when your dad get almost gets killed and when he gets shot again, look, I'm not suggesting the Democrats are doing it. But the rhetoric that Donald Trump is a trick to democracy was a democrat talking point.
• 43:54
  Testecleese: and she comes out. I came out with a civil rights movement. Nonviolence is our touchstone.
• 44:01
  Testecleese: I don't know man like I remember the summer of love when they burned down like entire city blocks and thai areas of squaring independence because some dude on meth died fighting with the cops, you know.
• 44:15
  Testecleese: And we were told this was during Covid lockdown. But it was okay to write in the streets, because violence is the voice of the unheard is what we kept hearing right.
• 44:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 44:25
  Testecleese: I remember, fiery but mostly peaceful protests. Lighting a gas station on fire is not a peaceful protest.
• 44:33
  Testecleese: Sorry it's not
• 44:37
  Testecleese: speaking of the letting a gas station require a pick. I didn't bring it up in here.
• 44:42
  Testecleese: probably would have fit in here. Well, had I thought of it.
• 44:46
  Testecleese: Kyle Rittenhouse is appearing at some music festival in Florida.
• 44:53
  Testecleese: and, like half the bands, have now said, they're not going to show up because Rittenhouse is there. He's a murderer. He kills black people.
• 45:00
  Brian McFadden: Hmm sorry.
• 45:01
  Testecleese: 1.st 1st of all, these people tried to kill him. They pointed guns at him.
• 45:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 45:06
  Testecleese: And not one of them was black.
• 45:10
  Testecleese: and they lit a dumpster on fire and tried to blow up a gas station.
• 45:14
  Testecleese: All of this came out in the courtroom. That's why he was acquitted.
• 45:19
  Testecleese: But people are stupid, right?
• 45:22
  Testecleese: That's what got into a big argument with
• 45:25
  Testecleese: same guy I talked about last time. Quote, Sean
• 45:28
  Testecleese: says, stuff like this, I'd be like, well, all this stuff is public record. You can see it. You could watch the trial. It was public, he says, like I gave a shit to watch that I'm like. Then don't tell me what happened. If you didn't see what the evidence actually was. And the video of what happened, you know.
• 45:44
  Testecleese: just
• 45:46
  Testecleese: like, I don't know. What do you?
• 45:48
  Testecleese: Okay, I'll give you. The kid shouldn't have been there, but he had every right to be there
• 45:54
  Testecleese: just because you're just because you shouldn't be somewhere doesn't mean.
• 45:58
  Testecleese: or just because it's not a good idea to be there
• 46:00
  Testecleese: doesn't mean that you you're not allowed to be there
• 46:05
  Testecleese: now. You're not allowed to burn down gas stations because they blow up because they're full of gasoline.
• 46:15
  Testecleese: It is
• 46:16
  Testecleese: to see this giant
• 46:18
  Testecleese: vote for trump sign.
• 46:20
  Brian McFadden: Yes, I shared that article.
• 46:22
  Testecleese: Oh, I left a lot.
• 46:24
  Brian McFadden: New York City is not happy about this.
• 46:28
  Testecleese: No, they covered it up.
• 46:30
  Testecleese: they said, it's a distraction.
• 46:32
  Brian McFadden: Cause you can see it from the highway.
• 46:35
  Brian McFadden: Why are we? Why are we covering up billboards then? Because they're distractions, too.
• 46:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, well.
• 46:43
  Testecleese: exactly. I'm like, what's a billboard?
• 46:46
  Testecleese: So yeah, they made him cover it up after they spent all this money putting this big, and I'm pretty sure the sign was on top of what some kind of Union building or something, wasn't it?
• 46:53
  Brian McFadden: Was on their building. It was on their actual factory building. He brought manufacturing back to
• 47:00
  Brian McFadden: that area in New York.
• 47:03
  Testecleese: Glove, factory.
• 47:04
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 47:06
  Testecleese: By the way,
• 47:08
  Testecleese: Anthony Constantino is the CEO of sticker mule
• 47:12
  Testecleese: who made the sign
• 47:14
  Testecleese: check them out. Sometime
• 47:17
  Testecleese: everyone out there. This guy, he'll
• 47:20
  Testecleese: it'll make it almost any sticker you want or assign.
• 47:24
  Testecleese: You can get pretty good prices. I've seen him do a bunch of interviews in the last couple of months, anyway, because he's 1 of the handful voices that will still make a trump sticker and not,
• 47:33
  Testecleese: you know. Call you a terrible name
• 47:35
  Testecleese: like
• 47:36
  Testecleese: he was the guy who had the pictures of Joe Biden pointing up and said, I did that that you put on gas pumps.
• 47:43
  Testecleese: Remember those stickers.
• 47:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah. They were all over the place.
• 47:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, and he, you go up to the gas pump. There's a picture of Joe Biden pointed at the price he goes. I did that.
• 47:55
  Testecleese: Oh, I laughed. Real good.
• 47:59
  Testecleese: anyway, did someone mention Liz Cheney earlier in one of these.
• 48:03
  Brian McFadden: In the snl. The thing.
• 48:05
  Testecleese: Oh, was it okay?
• 48:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. She was all excited that Liz Cheney was gonna endorse her.
• 48:12
  Testecleese: Okay. 1st of all, before we can get into what's well. Now.
• 48:16
  Testecleese: Wyoming is very unhappy with Liz Cheney, and that's where she's from.
• 48:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. And that's why she got primaried out because
• 48:23
  Brian McFadden: people got to remember there's a little part of Wyoming that's very. That's blue. Probably the capital, Cheyenne. Very tiny little part. The rest of the State
• 48:36
  Brian McFadden: is super super super conservative. So if you want to get reelected in Wyoming.
• 48:44
  Brian McFadden: you kind of. Got a
• 48:46
  Brian McFadden: toe the line a little bit, whether you agree with things that trump did or not. You don't join the Special Impeachment Committee by Nancy Pelosi as the the Token Republican on the Committee. There were 2 token Republicans on that committee. Yeah.
• 49:02
  Brian McFadden: and they both
• 49:03
  Brian McFadden: left after that term of office.
• 49:07
  Testecleese: I'm more Republican than Liz Cheney is.
• 49:10
  Brian McFadden: Yes, you are.
• 49:11
  Testecleese: And I talk so much shit about the Republic.
• 49:14
  Brian McFadden: And everybody made a big deal about, because Dick Cheney just came out and said, he's voting for Kamala, too.
• 49:19
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Well.
• 49:20
  Testecleese: Shane shot a dude in the face.
• 49:22
  Brian McFadden: This is my thing about rhinos, Republican in name only.
• 49:28
  Brian McFadden: at least the bushes have not come out and said who they're voting for, because nobody really cares anymore.
• 49:34
  Testecleese: Nobody.
• 49:35
  Brian McFadden: Irrelevant. You're almost.
• 49:36
  Testecleese: Look who look who they're taking from the Republican party. They're getting what changed the 2 Cheney's and
• 49:42
  Testecleese: There's another one
• 49:44
  Testecleese: can't remember who but they're all they were. Oh, Bolton, right.
• 49:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. John Bolton.
• 49:49
  Testecleese: John Bolton. I'm like these are all the warmongers
• 49:53
  Testecleese: that were the biggest problem in. But John Bolton was possibly the biggest problem trump had in office that worked for him, and he had a lot a lot of the swamp working for him.
• 50:03
  Brian McFadden: Yes, he did.
• 50:04
  Testecleese: And these folks all want to go to war and look what's going on right.
• 50:07
  Brian McFadden: We're at war.
• 50:09
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 50:10
  Testecleese: I mean, technically, we haven't declared war, but we haven't declared war since World War 2. It took the Japanese bombing Pearl Harbor for the United States to actually declare war.
• 50:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 50:20
  Testecleese: Jeez.
• 50:22
  Testecleese: excuse me.
• 50:25
  Testecleese: and here we go. I I got a fun one for you. I need to start loading these in advance. Oh, look at that! It actually booted right up for me.
• 50:34
  Testecleese: I have more sound for you. This is from a Cnn.
• 50:39
  Testecleese: Thing
• 50:40
  Testecleese: talking about the polling errors from 2020 if they happen again right now.
• 50:45
  Testecleese: Trump's going to win in a landslide.
• 50:49
  Testecleese: Ronald Reagan style. Landslide! Let's give it a listen.
• 50:54
  Testecleese: Impose all of this really important information that you just gave us on the electoral map. Yeah, okay, so let's say, the polls are exactly right. If the polls are exactly right. Kamala Harris gets 276 electoral votes to Donald Trump's 262, because she carries those great Lake battleground States, despite losing North Carolina, Georgia, and Arizona. But let's say we have a polling miss like we had in 2020.
• 51:17
  Testecleese: What happens then? Well, then, Donald trump wins the election in a blowout with 312 electoral votes, because he carries all these great Lake Battleground States plus Nevada plus the other States he was leading in Arizona, North Carolina, and Georgia.
• 51:34
  Testecleese: and that the polls, always lean Democrat, always.
• 51:41
  Testecleese: I don't know how it's possible, because people that are going to vote Republican either don't want to do these polls or don't give a shit to talk to these people.
• 51:48
  Brian McFadden: I don't even think they're called. The polls are weighted
• 51:53
  Brian McFadden: you know.
• 51:54
  Brian McFadden: against. There's twice as many Democrats polled as there is Republicans.
• 52:00
  Testecleese: That's entirely possible, too. If Cnn's calling people that watch their channel, you're not going to get a whole bunch of Republicans or libertarians or Independents. Really.
• 52:07
  Testecleese: people have moved on from Cnn after their whole.
• 52:10
  Testecleese: Well, pardon me, Orange man, bad thing.
• 52:15
  Testecleese: And meanwhile Cnn, still talking trash to trump about how he's not gonna show up to the Presidential debate
• 52:22
  Testecleese: and like Show up or shut up.
• 52:24
  Testecleese: Didn't he go to Cnn. To do a presidential debate with Harris, and she didn't show up, so it turned into a town hall where the
• 52:33
  Testecleese: would be moderators then debated trump instead.
• 52:39
  Testecleese: Yes, is the answer.
• 52:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah,
• 52:44
  Testecleese: I just
• 52:45
  Testecleese: like don't understand.
• 52:48
  Testecleese: It's not even I don't understand. It's it's infuriating.
• 52:52
  Testecleese: seeing something happen in front of your face. Then, being told the opposite happened, and being told, don't believe your lying eyes.
• 53:00
  Testecleese: and it
• 53:01
  Testecleese: it makes me wonder where are
• 53:04
  Testecleese: it? Makes me wonder how anyone could vote Harris at this point.
• 53:09
  Testecleese: But.
• 53:10
  Brian McFadden: They're voting no trump.
• 53:12
  Testecleese: People know. People have a lot of Americans have the memory of a goldfish.
• 53:17
  Testecleese: and I know I keep saying that. But a goldfish has a memory. About 3 seconds
• 53:21
  Testecleese: they'll swim around the bowl, and by the time they get all the way around the bowl they find a new castle they can go, swim in for a minute, then they swim out, swim around the bowl, come back, and find a new castle. They can swim in, but it's the same castle every time.
• 53:33
  Testecleese: and you show people this stuff, and they're like, Well, I don't understand what you're talking about. It's like they said the literal opposite last time.
• 53:39
  Testecleese: and I'm the guy
• 53:41
  Testecleese: who had a traumatic brain injury in the Navy
• 53:45
  Testecleese: had my short term memory destroyed. Granted, I did a lot of practices and exercises to help that.
• 53:51
  Testecleese: But I'm the one who actually has a memory disability. And I can remember this stuff because I pay attention. And I think that's the big problem is, your average American
• 54:00
  Testecleese: doesn't actually pay attention to the news.
• 54:03
  Testecleese: And when they do, they're reading headlines
• 54:06
  Testecleese: or like, how many people actually are clicking on these articles
• 54:11
  Testecleese: to see this and get past the headline.
• 54:16
  Testecleese: And they, you know, they just see this like, oh, it must be true orange man bad! He's Hitler. It's like, I'm sorry. How many people did trump load up into rail cars to gas to death, you know.
• 54:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 54:28
  Testecleese: And
• 54:30
  Testecleese: they're still comparing them to Hitler. They're still comparing them to the Nazis.
• 54:34
  Testecleese: I would just like to point out for a moment.
• 54:36
  Testecleese: Hmm!
• 54:37
  Testecleese: Before Germany invaded Poland. In what was it? 1941.
• 54:42
  Testecleese: They disarmed and censored the people
• 54:46
  Testecleese: so you couldn't stop them from doing what they wanted to do, and you couldn't tell anyone else to stop them from doing it, or else you would go to prison.
• 54:53
  Testecleese: This is exactly what they've been trying to do for years here, Hillary Clinton, even Reese. Actually, I got it in here somewhere under misinformation.
• 55:02
  Testecleese: yeah, when Hillary Clinton said,
• 55:04
  Testecleese: if we don't
• 55:06
  Testecleese: do something about social media. We're gonna lose control. And it's like, lose control of what free speech.
• 55:14
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 55:14
  Testecleese: Said the same.
• 55:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I was more worried about losing free speech from Kamala Harris Presidency.
• 55:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, well.
• 55:23
  Testecleese: and what? Who gets to decide what's truth and what's not? And like, what if I'm just wrong? Do I go to jail.
• 55:29
  Testecleese: Does Hillary Clinton go to jail for her? Russian no.
• 55:33
  Brian McFadden: Because Trump decided not to send her to prosecute her.
• 55:37
  Testecleese: Well, that prosecution was gonna be about her servers where she was hiding. Government files in her bathroom, then destroyed the evidence with hammers on video
• 55:46
  Testecleese: laughing about it the whole time. Remember that.
• 55:50
  Testecleese: But like.
• 55:50
  Brian McFadden: Each bed.
• 55:51
  Testecleese: Yes, yeah. Oh, that got me to the when Trump said, Oh, she ash acid wash these servers.
• 55:58
  Testecleese: and Bloomberg comes out. It's like
• 56:00
  Testecleese: false. Hillary Clinton did not use a corrosive substance to clean servers. I was like, that's obviously not what he fucking meant like he obviously meant
• 56:08
  Testecleese: a program that goes in there and actually cleans this stuff out. So it doesn't stay with a digital footprint hidden underneath everything else.
• 56:15
  Testecleese: So I don't know if everyone understands this, when you delete something on your computer, it actually doesn't go away until it gets saved over several times
• 56:22
  Testecleese: like the same space, because there's like a footprint left behind.
• 56:26
  Testecleese: That's how you can recover stuff that's been deleted.
• 56:29
  Testecleese: That's how your recycling bin works on your desktop.
• 56:37
  Testecleese: all right.
• 56:38
  Testecleese: Well, this is about that 60 min interview.
• 56:41
  Testecleese: she said. A lot of dumb stuff
• 56:44
  Testecleese: didn't answer a lot of questions. They held their feet to the fire.
• 56:48
  Testecleese: and of course she had to bring her emotional support. White man with her again.
• 56:52
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 56:54
  Testecleese: But I've seen a lot of stuff saying how she did a great job, and they're sharing like bits and pieces
• 56:58
  Testecleese: and not.
• 56:59
  Brian McFadden: The things I saw were ridiculous. She was not answering questions like, as usual, and just saying Gobbledygook.
• 57:08
  Testecleese: Well, here we go. Here's an example
• 57:10
  Testecleese: quote. Was it mistake to loosen immigration policies as much as you did? He asked.
• 57:14
  Testecleese: What I was asking was was it a mistake to kind of allow that flood to happen in the 1st place? And she said, I think the policies that we have been proposing are about fixing a problem, not promoting a problem.
• 57:24
  Testecleese: She undid the policies in place.
• 57:27
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 57:28
  Testecleese: That allowed this problem to happen.
• 57:30
  Testecleese: And he says, Okay, but the numbers did quadruple.
• 57:34
  Testecleese: and she fires back with and the numbers today because of what we have done. We have cut the flow of illegal immigration by half. So it's still double what it was.
• 57:42
  Testecleese: Because if you have one and you multiply by 4. You have 4. Then you got 4 and a half. You have 2.
• 57:47
  Testecleese: It's still twice as much as it originally was
• 57:50
  Testecleese: like, yeah.
• 57:52
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, but she's not good at math.
• 57:55
  Brian McFadden: We might need to read.
• 57:56
  Testecleese: Double our effort.
• 57:57
  Brian McFadden: Aoc might have to help her out with some math skills.
• 58:01
  Testecleese: Oh, Jeez, that's a mistake. Her the economist Socialist, right?
• 58:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 58:08
  Testecleese: It's just it's and she's talking about Fentanyl and how we need Congress. It's like, Well, how come? Trump didn't need Congress.
• 58:16
  Testecleese: and she just refused to answer a lot of questions.
• 58:18
  Brian McFadden: She said, that most people in Congress, if you talk to him quietly
• 58:22
  Brian McFadden: behind the scenes, they understand the problem and are willing to work with her.
• 58:27
  Brian McFadden: Whatever.
• 58:29
  Brian McFadden: You've been smoking too much weed lately.
• 58:32
  Testecleese: Work with her to do what
• 58:34
  Testecleese: like the Border Bill they were talking.
• 58:35
  Brian McFadden: Raise the raise. Everybody's taxes, I guess only the rich pay their taxes.
• 58:43
  Testecleese: Okay? 1st of all, that's malarkey
• 58:47
  Testecleese: that, especially with this unrealized capital gains tax. That's only.
• 58:51
  Brian McFadden: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.
• 58:53
  Testecleese: Yeah. So I'm going to be taxed on. Money I didn't make is what they're saying. But they say, Oh, it only affects the Mega, wealthy with 100 million dollars network.
• 59:00
  Testecleese: It's like, okay, let's say I have a hundred 1 million dollars worth of farmland.
• 59:04
  Testecleese: and you inflate the economy by 10%. So now I have a hundred 10 million dollars worth of farmland.
• 59:13
  Testecleese: oh,
• 59:17
  Testecleese: Do I now owe taxes
• 59:19
  Testecleese: because you inflated the dollar.
• 59:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, of course.
• 59:23
  Testecleese: And remember.
• 59:25
  Testecleese: the Federal income tax was only supposed to originally only targeted
• 59:30
  Testecleese: the ultra wealthy to help pay for the war effort. It was supposed to go away after the war, and now.
• 59:35
  Brian McFadden: Never goes away.
• 59:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, what if you're making 40 grand a year now, I think, or something like that? 35,000 a year, you pay Federal income tax
• 59:42
  Testecleese: that's considered poverty. And you're still paying Federal income tax.
• 59:49
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 59:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, of course.
• 59:53
  Testecleese: Did you see this call her daddy interview, or anything about it?
• 59:59
  Brian McFadden: I heard some of it. Yeah, I did.
• 1:00:01
  Brian McFadden: You know, I've never heard of this. Podcast. But I have a feeling. This is another, one of those Npr Podcasts. It's not really a podcast.
• 1:00:10
  Testecleese: No, it's it's a woman, and Alex
• 1:00:15
  Testecleese: can't remember her name, Alex something.
• 1:00:17
  Testecleese: Let's see if I can find it, because it's gonna drive me nuts till I get her name right. It's it's a name
• 1:00:22
  Testecleese: that if it was Alice it would be something I recognize. Normally I can't even find it. Whatever doesn't matter.
• 1:00:29
  Testecleese: It's it's a women's show. And it's about like sex and sexuality and women's issues.
• 1:00:37
  Testecleese: And these people are saying traditional media outlets are whining about Harris showing up there, and they're.
• 1:00:43
  Brian McFadden: Alex. Cooper.
• 1:00:45
  Testecleese: Alex. Okay, so that's I was thinking it was Alice Cooper would be like, the musician.
• 1:00:51
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I mean, she's doing all these all of a sudden. She's doing all kinds of media outlets after
• 1:00:56
  Brian McFadden: months of being hidden in the basement.
• 1:00:59
  Brian McFadden: I mean the only reason for them to make a drastic change like this and bring her out to the spotlight. Is their panicking. Yep.
• 1:01:08
  Testecleese: Oh, crap! No one.
• 1:01:09
  Brian McFadden: Dance and trump do like 5 interviews a day on all kinds.
• 1:01:15
  Testecleese: User.
• 1:01:16
  Brian McFadden: Crazy networks and show.
• 1:01:18
  Testecleese: You know, and they're and they're saying like, Oh, trump won't do these interviews. It's like Trump's doing an interview a day at least.
• 1:01:24
  Testecleese: And Harris.
• 1:01:26
  Brian McFadden: I mean she did. She did 60 min and got her daddy. Podcast
• 1:01:31
  Brian McFadden: the view, Howard Stern on Sirius Xm and the late show with Stephen Colbert, not only.
• 1:01:40
  Testecleese: In a matter of like 3 days.
• 1:01:41
  Brian McFadden: Minutes actually push back on her, on anything.
• 1:01:45
  Testecleese: Well, here's the best part is to call her Daddy thing.
• 1:01:48
  Testecleese: She asked her a question. She goes she says.
• 1:01:52
  Testecleese: Can you think of a single law that affects a man's body.
• 1:01:57
  Testecleese: and Harris goes. No, no, because there aren't any.
• 1:02:02
  Testecleese: Can you think of one and all I could say to myself was
• 1:02:05
  Testecleese: Selective Service.
• 1:02:08
  Brian McFadden: You don't.
• 1:02:08
  Testecleese: You're you're telling these women they can murder their babies, but they can also send me to war to go die. And I don't get a say.
• 1:02:15
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:02:19
  Testecleese: I thought, with equal rights came equal responsibility. And it. And also I'm gonna bring up this abortion thing a little more.
• 1:02:24
  Testecleese: If she can abort her baby, and the man gets no say, can he just say fine? I'm not paying any child support because you should have had an abortion.
• 1:02:34
  Brian McFadden: Ugh.
• 1:02:35
  Brian McFadden: yeah.
• 1:02:36
  Testecleese: And and on that topic
• 1:02:40
  Testecleese: I brought this up before. Can I kill my conjoined Twin.
• 1:02:43
  Testecleese: because they're using my body?
• 1:02:48
  Testecleese: No, nobody.
• 1:02:50
  Brian McFadden: I don't think so.
• 1:02:51
  Testecleese: No, I don't think so either, because that's a fucking human being.
• 1:02:54
  Testecleese: And I keep hearing this argument that like Oh.
• 1:02:56
  Testecleese: you you can't.
• 1:02:57
  Brian McFadden: Baby's not a human being.
• 1:02:59
  Testecleese: Well, they say, like Oh, once once the the baby's viable, and can survive on its own like. So what like.
• 1:03:05
  Brian McFadden: Well, Minnesota's got a law on the books that they can kill that baby. They can have an abortion right up to the day of birth.
• 1:03:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know, and walls keeps denying it, too. But like they read him the law he's like, Oh, yeah.
• 1:03:17
  Brian McFadden: Don't worry.
• 1:03:17
  Testecleese: We just want Roe V. Wade back.
• 1:03:20
  Testecleese: No. But when is a human being actually viable to survive on their own like 15 years old
• 1:03:27
  Testecleese: whatever. Okay, you pop a baby out. You walk away. It's not a fucking driver doesn't get up and walk around and eat. You know what I mean.
• 1:03:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:03:36
  Testecleese: The babies are worthless for years and years, and even when they're 4 or 5, they're worthless to survive on their own.
• 1:03:42
  Testecleese: And I guarantee you 90% of people that support abortion until they're viable on their own
• 1:03:48
  Testecleese: could not survive 5 days on their own
• 1:03:51
  Testecleese: like, if if they went out and just tried to survive without help somewhere, they wouldn't be able to do it.
• 1:03:59
  Testecleese: And I mean even having a job working for someone else.
• 1:04:02
  Testecleese: Get rid of that.
• 1:04:04
  Testecleese: Go find your own food. Make sure you stay warm at night. I bet they all die.
• 1:04:12
  Testecleese: You see this Wackadoo outside of DC. Outside the White House, who lit himself on fire.
• 1:04:18
  Brian McFadden: Oh, there's always somebody like that.
• 1:04:20
  Testecleese: Yeah, we talked about one of these a little while ago, didn't we?
• 1:04:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:04:24
  Testecleese: In protest of this
• 1:04:27
  Brian McFadden: I think he did his outside the embassy for Israel.
• 1:04:31
  Testecleese: The last one.
• 1:04:32
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:04:33
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:04:35
  Testecleese: I say, if someone's gonna light themselves on fire.
• 1:04:38
  Testecleese: you back the fuck off because you don't want to get burned, too.
• 1:04:42
  Testecleese: like that person's clearly not. Well, you never know what they're gonna do
• 1:04:47
  Testecleese: I just
• 1:04:49
  Testecleese: I can't. I can't imagine being so
• 1:04:53
  Testecleese: in support
• 1:04:55
  Testecleese: of the group that attacked the Jews
• 1:04:58
  Testecleese: that you would light yourself on fire because the Jewish people are fighting back.
• 1:05:04
  Testecleese: And this is again. It's more stuff that I think these folks don't know what they're talking about. They don't care. They just want to be a part of something. They they have to feel something that's bigger than themselves, and I'm like my God.
• 1:05:16
  Testecleese: because then you have something bigger than you that you can deal with, instead of having to light yourself on fire because you're supporting Hezbollah and Hamas.
• 1:05:25
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:05:28
  Testecleese: I went looking for this 1. 0, there's no video of it. I went looking for this one because,
• 1:05:34
  Testecleese: oh, wait a minute.
• 1:05:35
  Testecleese: There might be a video.
• 1:05:38
  Testecleese: I think I found it.
• 1:05:41
  Testecleese: I remember this while ago when Kamala Harris called college Students stupid.
• 1:05:45
  Testecleese: which is one of our big voting blocks, isn't it?
• 1:05:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:50
  Testecleese: Here we go. Wow! There is a video for me. Awesome. I wasn't sure there was.
• 1:05:54
  Testecleese: Do we know about this population? 18 through 24.
• 1:05:58
  Testecleese: Stupid
• 1:06:01
  Testecleese: is why we put them in dormitories.
• 1:06:05
  Testecleese: and they have a resident assistant among everybody in the community. And just because
• 1:06:10
  Testecleese: okay.
• 1:06:11
  Testecleese: and it
• 1:06:12
  Testecleese: snopes, is saying, well, it's true this happened, but it's taken out of context.
• 1:06:18
  Testecleese: She called these folks stupid.
• 1:06:21
  Testecleese: If they're stupid, should they be voting?
• 1:06:25
  Testecleese: If they're stupid, should we be giving them gender, affirming care to cut their penis off
• 1:06:31
  Testecleese: if they can't.
• 1:06:32
  Testecleese: if they can't do any of this on their own, and at 18. I'm willing to let you be an adult.
• 1:06:37
  Testecleese: But this people were voting for this woman, that that just that she just called stupid.
• 1:06:44
  Testecleese: You must be truly stupid if you're voting for the person calling you stupid. Huh!
• 1:06:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:06:50
  Testecleese: I I just.
• 1:06:51
  Brian McFadden: I would.
• 1:06:53
  Testecleese: And you know, maybe maybe I should share that out more often. Show it to people like you do realize, she said you were stupid right?
• 1:07:01
  Testecleese: And and she's talking about the college students and dorms and everything they need. A resident advisor.
• 1:07:07
  Testecleese: I don't know. I think if you go 50 $8,000 in debt, then. Can't find work after the fact. Then demand everyone else. Pay off your debt. You're pretty stupid, too. You should have just gone to a trade school and learned how to be a plumber and make a hundred $1,000 a year.
• 1:07:22
  Brian McFadden: Or become a longshoreman.
• 1:07:25
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, yeah, $80,000 before overtime. That's the start.
• 1:07:31
  Testecleese: Brian. Where do you find longshoremen?
• 1:07:35
  Brian McFadden: In the ports.
• 1:07:37
  Testecleese: Along the shore. It's in the title.
• 1:07:39
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:07:41
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go. Here's the Hillary Clinton thing.
• 1:07:45
  Testecleese: There might be video. There might be audio for this one, too. Former Secretary of State. Hillary Clinton said Saturday that social media companies were must moderate content on their platforms, or else quote, we lose total control.
• 1:07:57
  Brian McFadden: Isn't this something trump was trying to do when he was president, and everybody was freaking out about it.
• 1:08:03
  Testecleese: No trump was in support of us. 2, 30.
• 1:08:07
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:08:09
  Testecleese: Because basically, it's not.
• 1:08:11
  Testecleese: It's not Twitter's responsibility to moderate what you say on their platform.
• 1:08:18
  Brian McFadden: I'll tell
• 1:08:19
  Brian McFadden: Instagram.
• 1:08:20
  Testecleese: Well, the the thing is.
• 1:08:22
  Testecleese: as soon as they do get involved in moderating the content. They go from being a platform to a publisher.
• 1:08:27
  Testecleese: So they shouldn't be censoring you at all unless it's a crime.
• 1:08:32
  Testecleese: And that's the big deal
• 1:08:35
  Testecleese: which is crazy. Because I actually saw something recently.
• 1:08:38
  Testecleese: There's an old video.
• 1:08:40
  Testecleese: this guy asking people, how come I?
• 1:08:43
  Testecleese: The Taliban can have a Twitter page. But Donald Trump can't.
• 1:08:48
  Testecleese: And people were trying to justify this.
• 1:08:50
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:08:51
  Brian McFadden: There's no.
• 1:08:51
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:08:52
  Brian McFadden: Pays for that.
• 1:08:53
  Testecleese: So do you have any? And of course these are like 18 year olds who weren't even alive when 9, 11 happened.
• 1:09:00
  Testecleese: It's like how you possibly
• 1:09:04
  Testecleese: possibly saying that the Taliban should have a right to speak to the United States. But
• 1:09:08
  Testecleese: at the time the President of the United States couldn't peace.
• 1:09:13
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:09:15
  Testecleese: I've read you shared this one recently. And I I saw you just added into the Google Doc.
• 1:09:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:09:22
  Testecleese: What sparks
• 1:09:23
  Testecleese: Harris spocks repeatedly dodges, SPOX.
• 1:09:27
  Brian McFadden: I don't know what that means, but
• 1:09:29
  Brian McFadden: she's a spokesman.
• 1:09:32
  Brian McFadden: but that's abbreviation or spokesman.
• 1:09:36
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:09:37
  Brian McFadden: They? Yeah, because.
• 1:09:38
  Testecleese: Gender, neutral.
• 1:09:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, whatever? Yeah. But you know they're
• 1:09:43
  Brian McFadden: they're trying to PIN them down, saying, Hey, you know.
• 1:09:48
  Brian McFadden: why do you support Ukraine joining NATO type thing, you know.
• 1:09:52
  Testecleese: Hmm.
• 1:09:54
  Testecleese: yeah. And actually, wasn't that like the agreement we had with Russia? For
• 1:09:59
  Testecleese: since Ukraine was in existence, that the Ukraine literally means borderlands. It's supposed to be a buffer between
• 1:10:07
  Testecleese: Russia
• 1:10:09
  Testecleese: and NATO right.
• 1:10:11
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:10:13
  Testecleese: And yeah, Harris wouldn't answer that question. And now Putin has come out
• 1:10:17
  Testecleese: and said, Ukraine has to give up the territory that they need to get to the Crimea region, ie. The donbas and abandon NATO,
• 1:10:27
  Testecleese: and I'm pretty sure this is exactly what we've been saying for a couple of months now is, that's what's going to end up happening, or at least what Russia is gonna demand and boom! Here it is once again, Brian. We're from the future, aren't we?
• 1:10:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:10:40
  Testecleese: And here's the thing. We're not from the future.
• 1:10:43
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:10:44
  Brian McFadden: We just pay attention to what's going on in the world.
• 1:10:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, and so.
• 1:10:48
  Brian McFadden: Common sense.
• 1:10:50
  Testecleese: Oh, speaking of silver took a quick dip in value today.
• 1:10:55
  Testecleese: So if anyone is interested right now, might already be too late, is a good time to buy up, but
• 1:11:01
  Testecleese: I don't know if you recall way back in the day when I convinced you to buy one ounce of silver.
• 1:11:06
  Brian McFadden: I still have that answer so.
• 1:11:07
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, it's worth about $12 more now than when you bought it.
• 1:11:11
  Brian McFadden: Oh, nice!
• 1:11:12
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, and that was one ounce. Could you imagine if you had like 5 pounds.
• 1:11:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that'd be awesome.
• 1:11:18
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:11:22
  Testecleese: But
• 1:11:23
  Testecleese: speaking of what's going on with Russia and Ukraine, apparently North Korea is claiming at least to be fighting and dying alongside the Russians in Ukraine.
• 1:11:32
  Testecleese: and that's according to Seoul.
• 1:11:36
  Testecleese: which I believe is the capital of North Korea. Correct.
• 1:11:39
  Brian McFadden: The
• 1:11:41
  Brian McFadden: Seoul is South Korea.
• 1:11:42
  Testecleese: My mistake. Yeah, no, you're right.
• 1:11:44
  Testecleese: I have no idea what the capital of North Korea is actually.
• 1:11:48
  Brian McFadden: I don't, either. It's gonna be yeah. How many cities do we know in South Korea?
• 1:11:54
  Testecleese: The soul.
• 1:11:55
  Testecleese: you know.
• 1:11:56
  Brian McFadden: I mean South Korea. I know I know more cities in South Korea, because I've actually been to South Korea. So.
• 1:12:02
  Testecleese: Oh, really, ours is beautiful in terms of like tropical, and everything.
• 1:12:06
  Brian McFadden: It is.
• 1:12:08
  Testecleese: Never been to Korea, but I have been to a lot of places.
• 1:12:12
  Testecleese: but apparently UN is determined. Hell determined hell-bent
• 1:12:17
  Testecleese: on becoming a military superpower on this world, and
• 1:12:21
  Testecleese: I kind of got a laugh because the sabre rat went again. They do this every couple of years, don't they?
• 1:12:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they fire off some missiles, you know.
• 1:12:29
  Brian McFadden: Try to get some attention drawn to them, and then they disappear again.
• 1:12:34
  Testecleese: Did you see? You see these trash balloons? They're launching.
• 1:12:38
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:12:39
  Testecleese: They're launching big balloons full of trash over South Korea and dropping it, dropping the shit in South Korea.
• 1:12:49
  Brian McFadden: Like that. I hope.
• 1:12:50
  Testecleese: I just thought that was hilarious. I'm like that. That's what you guys are doing.
• 1:12:54
  Testecleese: But
• 1:12:55
  Brian McFadden: One way to get rid of your trash.
• 1:12:57
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:12:58
  Testecleese: they're apparently they threatened to nuke South Korea and the United States ahead of the Us. Elections, and the election is coming up.
• 1:13:06
  Testecleese: Well, that's.
• 1:13:06
  Brian McFadden: Some 3 days.
• 1:13:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, in a month.
• 1:13:10
  Testecleese: So
• 1:13:12
  Testecleese: you know what I am in the mountain? I am in the forest, in the mountains of West Virginia.
• 1:13:18
  Testecleese: No one's nuking out here, and the mountains will block any radiation from making it out. This far sucks to be in DC. Or New York, though, or or San Francisco or Los Angeles. Huh!
• 1:13:28
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:13:31
  Testecleese: O'brien anywhere near Norfolk.
• 1:13:34
  Brian McFadden: We hope.
• 1:13:35
  Testecleese: For real. If if you were going to nuke the United States, you have to hit Norfolk, don't you.
• 1:13:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:13:42
  Testecleese: I mean you take a shot. The King. You'd better not miss right what happens.
• 1:13:48
  Brian McFadden: They're coming after you. You're gonna.
• 1:13:50
  Testecleese: You just.
• 1:13:50
  Brian McFadden: Troy.
• 1:13:51
  Testecleese: Not yet destroyed. Are you kidding me? South Korea would become an island off the coast of Asia. Okay, that's what would happen.
• 1:14:02
  Testecleese: I can't imagine the weapons that would be deployed on North Korea if they nuked the United States because all of NATO would re respond, and anyone nuclear in NATO would respond, which.
• 1:14:13
  Testecleese: now that I think of it, who in NATO is nuclear weapons, what France.
• 1:14:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:14:19
  Testecleese: In the United States.
• 1:14:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:14:23
  Testecleese: Is that it.
• 1:14:24
  Brian McFadden: That might be it.
• 1:14:26
  Testecleese: Uk does not.
• 1:14:27
  Testecleese: do you? I don't think
• 1:14:29
  Testecleese: Australia doesn't. New Zealand doesn't Spain.
• 1:14:34
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:14:35
  Testecleese: But you got yeah. Then you got I mean Russia, India, China.
• 1:14:39
  Brian McFadden: India has them.
• 1:14:41
  Brian McFadden: They're not part of NATO.
• 1:14:42
  Testecleese: That's what I'm saying. Russia, India, and China are nuclear.
• 1:14:46
  Testecleese: North Korea has a and by the way, North Korea doesn't not have Icbms. That means they're deploying this thing either with a submarine
• 1:14:54
  Testecleese: or a ship, or dropping this sucker out of the Sky World War 2 style.
• 1:15:01
  Testecleese: You don't think we're gonna see a plane taken off in North Korea and flying or halfway around the planet to drop a nuke on DC.
• 1:15:07
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:15:07
  Testecleese: Like. Oh, there it is! Shoot it down!
• 1:15:12
  Testecleese: But they're talking about deploying more soldiers to Ukraine, because apparently a whole bunch of them just died in a big conflict that went down over there.
• 1:15:24
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 1:15:25
  Testecleese: gotta say I like having this fridge refrigerator right next to my desk here.
• 1:15:32
  Brian McFadden: I got one.
• 1:15:32
  Testecleese: That's my goal.
• 1:15:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, quickly, I got a full size for it. I actually have food in this thing, too, as backup food.
• 1:15:40
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I actually put the beer in the door and one of the shelves in the door, so I open the door. They come right up to me. I don't even have to reach in the fridge.
• 1:15:49
  Testecleese: Apparently Russia has been deploying a butterfly mines
• 1:15:54
  Testecleese: in person, I guess, is the city. I don't know these
• 1:15:58
  Testecleese: old Soviet nations.
• 1:16:01
  Testecleese: I don't even try to pronounce most of these city names. You know what I mean.
• 1:16:08
  Testecleese: what
• 1:16:09
  Testecleese: and this is what gets me is they're saying they're illegal minds, that, you know, like the these war crimes.
• 1:16:17
  Testecleese: 1st of all, it's never a war crime the 1st time we know this, because it can't be made outlawed until it happened right.
• 1:16:23
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:16:24
  Testecleese: Second, the winner never gets tried with war crimes.
• 1:16:27
  Testecleese: and 3, rd
• 1:16:29
  Testecleese: you're in fucking war. If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying, and I'm pretty sure everyone in the United States Military is aware. If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying right.
• 1:16:39
  Brian McFadden: Yup, that's definitely right.
• 1:16:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, how did you get ahead in the Navy? You did anything you could to give yourself an advantage over anyone else. Right?
• 1:16:46
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:16:49
  Testecleese: Hey? I got nothing against you guys, but I want to pay my bills cause I need to get paid
• 1:16:54
  Testecleese: what you were a 1st class when you got out right in E 6.
• 1:16:58
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:17:00
  Testecleese: I was at 5 myself.
• 1:17:05
  Testecleese: And now Hezboll has launched
• 1:17:07
  Testecleese: 100 more rockets at
• 1:17:11
  Testecleese: It's an Israeli city. I can't remember the name of the city, and I really don't care.
• 1:17:17
  Testecleese: Actually, it's a city I've been to.
• 1:17:21
  Testecleese: Let's see if I can find it. No, I can't 105 projectiles. Oh, hipha!
• 1:17:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you've been there.
• 1:17:27
  Testecleese: Yeah. I've been to Haifa. I've been to Jerusalem.
• 1:17:29
  Testecleese: I've been to Tel Aviv.
• 1:17:32
  Testecleese: You know what's crazy is. I've been to Israel like 6 times.
• 1:17:36
  Testecleese: because when I was on a Cbn, not Cbn. Cv. 72 uss. Villa Gulf.
• 1:17:42
  Testecleese: we can't tell you a whole bunch about it. But we would ask specifically as a cruiser
• 1:17:47
  Testecleese: to defend Israel from attack.
• 1:17:50
  Testecleese: We didn't have a battle group with us. We were there by ourselves in the Med sea.
• 1:17:55
  Testecleese: which is a little intimidating. You know what I mean. It's like, yeah, what the fuck's a cruiser gonna do in a real full up battle.
• 1:18:02
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong. The 5 inch guns pretty serious, and there are missiles on board, and a helicopter Jesus Christ. Even the little bitch boats in the United States navies are badass, aren't they?
• 1:18:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:18:14
  Testecleese: Well, I mean you're not hand taking out an aircraft carrier on that thing.
• 1:18:18
  Testecleese: and
• 1:18:19
  Testecleese: I only knew a portion of what the arsenal on that ship was because, you know, the whole need to know thing. I didn't need to know what was on board.
• 1:18:26
  Testecleese: for all I knew there were nuclear missiles on that ship. I I honestly don't know. It wouldn't have surprised me, though we're in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea to protect Israel, that we're nuclearly armed, though.
• 1:18:37
  Testecleese: Speaking of Ukraine claims to have new, not Ukraine.
• 1:18:41
  Testecleese: Israel claims to have nuclear weapons, although no one can confirm this.
• 1:18:46
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 1:18:48
  Testecleese: Yes, wouldn't surprise me
• 1:18:51
  Testecleese: honestly. But
• 1:18:55
  Testecleese: have you ever heard of this band? Called the Flaming Lips.
• 1:19:00
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:19:01
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:19:02
  Testecleese: They did a song back in the nineties. She don't use jelly.
• 1:19:06
  Testecleese: She's like she'll make you breakfast. She'll make you toast, but she don't use jelly a butter. She don't use cheese, she don't use jelly or any of these. She uses vaseline.
• 1:19:21
  Brian McFadden: Well, I've heard that part. So yeah.
• 1:19:22
  Testecleese: Okay, that was the flaming lips.
• 1:19:24
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:19:25
  Testecleese: I was going through the news today, and 2 stories about the flaming lips came up, and I was like, Are you kidding me? I've heard about these guys since like 93,
• 1:19:35
  Testecleese: apparently.
• 1:19:36
  Testecleese: Oh, I did them backwards.
• 1:19:38
  Testecleese: Nell Smith. She's a musical parodigy 17 years old, has been working with the flaming lips on stuff. She died in a car accident, and she was 17. That sucks
• 1:19:48
  Testecleese: her 1st album gets released like next month.
• 1:19:52
  Testecleese: and their drummer, their drummer's daughter
• 1:19:57
  Testecleese: went missing for a couple of days, and they managed to find her.
• 1:20:00
  Testecleese: I haven't heard from these guys in 20 something years, 30 something years
• 1:20:08
  Testecleese: no!
• 1:20:10
  Testecleese: And all of a sudden they're in the news twice. And what? What? And again, this is my whole. The end of the world is coming.
• 1:20:17
  Testecleese: because, like what the fuck is going on.
• 1:20:21
  Testecleese: I don't care about the Republican candidate borrowing the the family.
• 1:20:25
  Testecleese: It's a stupid story trying to make a guy sound bad.
• 1:20:28
  Brian McFadden: But I just put an article in there. You're gonna care about.
• 1:20:31
  Testecleese: Huh!
• 1:20:32
  Brian McFadden: I pull one in just now you're gonna care about
• 1:20:36
  Brian McFadden: bottom one.
• 1:20:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, wow, you actually.
• 1:20:40
  Testecleese: I saw you put the URL up there. You don't usually go and translate them into an actual.
• 1:20:45
  Brian McFadden: If I can, I could do it, but that sometimes they don't translate for me.
• 1:20:51
  Testecleese: Between. I just opened the web page, copied the well. Sometimes you have to go back and copy it again, because it didn't load all the way.
• 1:20:57
  Testecleese: But okay, this
• 1:20:59
  Testecleese: borrows a family for a campaign video. The dude is single. He's got a dog, and he posed in a picture with his neighbor
• 1:21:07
  Testecleese: neighbor's wife and their kids.
• 1:21:10
  Testecleese: and this a
• 1:21:12
  Testecleese: making a big deal out of this. But, like
• 1:21:14
  Testecleese: Kamala Harris did something very similar. Recently.
• 1:21:16
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, when she.
• 1:21:17
  Testecleese: When she showed this happy Family that all voted Republican
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: and and like was
• 1:21:23
  Testecleese: vocal against her. I'm like, so
• 1:21:25
  Testecleese: this is once again Saul Linsky's rules for Radicals accuse your opponent of doing what you're doing.
• 1:21:32
  Testecleese: And this guy never claimed it was his own family. But tell me what's going on.
• 1:21:36
  Testecleese: Well, actually, you know, what
• 1:21:37
  Testecleese: do you know anything about this New Zealand shit?
• 1:21:41
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:21:42
  Testecleese: Okay, neither do I. Guapo shared it. Apparently they lost a navy ship.
• 1:21:47
  Testecleese: and the Royal Navy.
• 1:21:49
  Brian McFadden: A former Royal Navy officer.
• 1:21:51
  Brian McFadden: who now serves in the Royal New Zealand Navy.
• 1:21:55
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez.
• 1:21:56
  Brian McFadden: Has been praised for her decision to evacuate everyone aboard
• 1:22:00
  Brian McFadden: the Hmn. Zs. Manawahui.
• 1:22:05
  Brian McFadden: She ordered all hands to abandon ship when it ran aground and caught on fire off of Samoa.
• 1:22:11
  Testecleese: Right! Oh.
• 1:22:12
  Brian McFadden: Hours later, entirely submerged.
• 1:22:15
  Testecleese: Was she the commanding officer of the vessel that ran it aground.
• 1:22:20
  Brian McFadden: I'm yes.
• 1:22:22
  Testecleese: Oh, there goes your commission! Huh!
• 1:22:25
  Testecleese: You just lost you just lost.
• 1:22:27
  Brian McFadden: Save 75 people's lives.
• 1:22:30
  Testecleese: She puts 75 people's lives at risk by sinking a naval vessel
• 1:22:34
  Testecleese: her own naval vessel.
• 1:22:36
  Testecleese: When I was on the Carl Vincent.
• 1:22:39
  Testecleese: Our captain thought that he might have hit a sandbar with a carrier.
• 1:22:44
  Testecleese: He brought the ship to a dead stop, went out in his own personal scuba gear to go check because he didn't want to report back to the United States and find out the hardware that he damaged aircraft carrier.
• 1:22:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:22:56
  Testecleese: I'd rather know in advance. He's like, maybe we can get the whole text to go down there and do something to fix this, you know.
• 1:23:03
  Testecleese: Huh?
• 1:23:04
  Testecleese: Oh, and apparently more than 13,000 gender reassignment procedures have been performed on minors from 2019 to 2023.
• 1:23:11
  Brian McFadden: That's insane.
• 1:23:13
  Testecleese: So 1823 year olds are too stupid to make decisions, but a 15 year old can make a decision to cut their penis off.
• 1:23:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:23:22
  Testecleese: I, just
• 1:23:23
  Testecleese: this is very frustrating. This is very saddening. And you know you always hear this argument that you know. Well, trans. People kill themselves if they don't get the help they need.
• 1:23:32
  Testecleese: These folks are more likely to
• 1:23:34
  Testecleese: self harm
• 1:23:36
  Testecleese: after making a transition and going oops. I can't undo this now, and especially the minors, did anyone during or before puberty have had?
• 1:23:45
  Testecleese: You don't know who you're until you're 25, anyway, right.
• 1:23:48
  Brian McFadden: No! -
• 1:23:49
  Testecleese: When your brain stops growing. Nate, you got a 15 year old. He plays with Barbie dolls so. Oh, he must be a girl.
• 1:23:56
  Testecleese: 2 years ago you told me that I shouldn't put up with these gender norms, and I should let the boy play with Barbies. And now, you say, turn the boy into a girl because he plays with Barbies.
• 1:24:06
  Brian McFadden: So. Well, I know we talked about this when it happened with the
• 1:24:11
  Brian McFadden: the Deadspin article about the.
• 1:24:15
  Testecleese: Tell me all about it. I don't know anything about it.
• 1:24:16
  Brian McFadden: Yes, you do.
• 1:24:18
  Testecleese: He's got in trouble for.
• 1:24:19
  Brian McFadden: She's Fan. The Kid was wearing black face.
• 1:24:24
  Testecleese: Hold on! He was.
• 1:24:25
  Brian McFadden: Black on one side, red on the other.
• 1:24:27
  Testecleese: And he had a traditional tribal headdress on too.
• 1:24:31
  Brian McFadden: Good. Yeah. Well.
• 1:24:33
  Testecleese: You're gonna give him a hard time for the black face. You should have given a hard time for the native American thing, not the black face.
• 1:24:39
  Brian McFadden: Well, he was actually his family's native, American, and.
• 1:24:44
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, he's part of the tribal council, his grandfather, right.
• 1:24:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, and a job. Deadspin was trying to put a lot and put an emotion in today
• 1:24:53
  Brian McFadden: to dismiss the lawsuit. And the Delaware judge says, no, this lawsuit is going to proceed.
• 1:25:00
  Testecleese: So. And that's been is the the group that calls.
• 1:25:03
  Brian McFadden: And the magazine that published
• 1:25:08
  Brian McFadden: the the picture of him, and made a big deal about him being Blackface.
• 1:25:13
  Testecleese: Well, 1st of all, this is a kid.
• 1:25:15
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 1:25:16
  Testecleese: Like, I'm a very young kid.
• 1:25:17
  Testecleese: and
• 1:25:19
  Testecleese: second, the Kid wasn't wearing Blackface.
• 1:25:23
  Testecleese: and 3, rd he was at a fucking chiefs game, dressed up like the mascot of the team
• 1:25:29
  Testecleese: like this sound. They were clearly trying to make it sound like, there's racists everywhere.
• 1:25:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:36
  Brian McFadden: I mean, they've come out and apologized.
• 1:25:39
  Brian McFadden: You know.
• 1:25:40
  Testecleese: No fuck that.
• 1:25:41
  Brian McFadden: Little too late. They need to pay, and this magazine has no longer really exists. It's been sold like twice since this happened.
• 1:25:51
  Testecleese: You mentioned buying that than having to pay that lawsuit.
• 1:25:54
  Brian McFadden: And they did not retract the original article. They just added an editor's note to address the controversy.
• 1:26:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, it's it doesn't matter if they apologize. Alex Jones apologized for a Sandy Hook thing, and they.
• 1:26:07
  Testecleese: the the court decided he owed more than the Gdp of France to people
• 1:26:13
  Testecleese: which, by the way, they're never gonna get.
• 1:26:15
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:26:18
  Testecleese: And they're actually forcing him to sell off all of their auctioning off his assets. Now.
• 1:26:23
  Testecleese: after, declared bankruptcy, which is nuts, because, had you let the guy keep working he would have been able to pay some money.
• 1:26:29
  Testecleese: But you just.
• 1:26:30
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're saying that the bankruptcy can't save them. So.
• 1:26:35
  Testecleese: They're trying to take his Twitter handle from him.
• 1:26:38
  Testecleese: They're trying to say he can't use the name Alex Jones anymore to sell his his voice.
• 1:26:46
  Testecleese: They're trying to take away his 1st amendment right? And here's the thing, especially his Twitter handle. He doesn't own it to take away from him. Elon Musk does right.
• 1:26:55
  Testecleese: and Elon Musk ain't gonna let that happen.
• 1:27:00
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:27:01
  Testecleese: Alright. So what's I saw something about lead pipes? But.
• 1:27:06
  Brian McFadden: The Biden Administration's announced that, and by the next 10 years all the lead plates have to be replaced in the country, and they're giving extra money to help people do it. Help the con. The entities do it.
• 1:27:20
  Testecleese: I'm not necessarily against that. Actually, I I think that's a good idea. I can't believe that hasn't already happened. Honestly.
• 1:27:28
  Testecleese: I would like to point out, though.
• 1:27:30
  Testecleese: we're concerned about the water in Flint, Michigan we're concerned about. You know this garbage, that garbage. But we seem to have money for everyone else in this country except for the American on this point, except the American citizens. Yep.
• 1:27:42
  Testecleese: and
• 1:27:43
  Testecleese: I don't understand how the average American doesn't see the hole in that logic.
• 1:27:50
  Testecleese: But, Brian, think that's all we got, isn't it?
• 1:27:54
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:27:56
  Testecleese: Well, look at that. We did. An hour and a half a little shorter than usual.
• 1:28:00
  Brian McFadden: That's fine!
• 1:28:01
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, maybe Saturday. We won't be 3 h long, like.
• 1:28:04
  Brian McFadden: I hope so.
• 1:28:07
  Testecleese: We might have to do this twice a week, until at least until the next President is selected.
• 1:28:12
  Brian McFadden: Well, yeah, we won't know on that night what's going on.
• 1:28:16
  Testecleese: No, because we got some.
• 1:28:17
  Brian McFadden: Gray states out there that won't know until weeks after the election. Who? Who's their nominee.
• 1:28:25
  Testecleese: Alright. Well.
• 1:28:26
  Testecleese: anyone listening who's still listening right now?
• 1:28:30
  Testecleese: shoot us some money
• 1:28:32
  Testecleese: if you like the show so much that you listen to all of our garbage. This long. Throw us 5 bucks.
• 1:28:37
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:28:38
  Testecleese: 20 people send us 5 bucks. We'll pay our storage fees for the entire year.
• 1:28:42
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:28:44
  Testecleese: Alright, Brian, I think that's it. Let's shut her down.
• 1:28:47
  Brian McFadden: Shut it down.