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Ep. 113: Trans-Women in the W? · The Hack Box

• Don: Good. We lost. JRD: Was it good? MAS: Yay. Don: Alright, let's get right into it. It's a lot a lot of talk's been going on in the sports world, mainly the WNBA dealing with transgender athletes. So my question for you guys is, should transgender women, meaning born a man, be able to join the WMBA? And then how should the league like police start? MAS: Can I I just l I wanna go first. I got JRD: Okay. MAS: two I feel like if I can I have two answers. The first answer is no. Because I just think it sets a slippery slope and then as soon as one sport wants to do it, another one's gonna wanna do it and it's just not gonna have like a good outcome in all the sports. I think there's some sports that can have like not a good outcome but a fair outcome. but I'll Don: But we're mainly talking about just the W. MAS: Yeah. Then I guess I think that I guess I don't see the problem with it. My gut says I don't see a problem with it. I just think but that comes from a point of like that's the equality to some extent that that sport like encourages. So they're for diversity in that you know, standpoint. So wherever they want to draw that line is up to them. So I think yeah. You know, it's it's JRD: Okay. I'm gonna be honest, you First I'm gonna say is you know, like be who you want to be, you know, do what you want to do 100 % But we have to understand there's a difference between like someone's sex and someone's like gender gender I agree dinner's a social construct. It's changes all the time, you know in some cultures like Native American culture They didn't even have a separation of them male and female. get that. But when you're talking about a contact sport, things that are physical, you have to talk about biology. And like anyone knows, men are physically stronger than women just based off our hormones, you know? And I feel like it will be dangerous to allow like men to play in the WNBA. Don: We're not allowing men. We're allowing we're allowing transgender women. JRD: My apologies. think Allowing biological man, I'm talking from a sexual point of view not gender. So if you born with testes Yeah, MAS: Yeah. Yeah. Just hypothetical. Yeah. JRD: come on testes You're a man if you have MAS: I'll allow it. JRD: Yeah, every half a loping to your woman. I'm talking from that standpoint not gender. I mean, I'm not gender. There's a social contract That's why it's called transgender and that trans sex Don: Mm-hmm. Okay. JRD: So because of that, from a biological standpoint, it puts them at an unfair advantage. And I feel eventually, if you're at an unfair advantage, the people that are at an unfair advantage will start dominating that sport. Now, like, know, like, of course, there's gonna be some biological women that will still be able to compete at the level as a biological man, but I feel in the long run, Like Miguel said, it's slippery slope and I feel eventually it will, I feel we know who's going to take over the sport. That's just MAS: Yeah. JRD: the way I feel. Don: Can I actually this? Can I ask you this? There's I feel like there's not that many transgender people that can play at a professional level, especially in the WNBA level. So like when we say it's gonna be a slippery slope, but JRD: Yeah, but yeah, that's my point. Like, who's to say like, you're transgender or you're not transgender, that starts creating problems that, you can't tell, as I said previously, you can't tell someone. MAS: And it's cancer. JRD: Yeah, from from a gender standpoint, you can't tell someone what's their gender. You can't do that. As a social construct, if they feel they're this, then they are that. Whereas it comes from a sexual standpoint. That's biology. You can argue that. You can say, you know, that's why it's called sex change reassignment and you have to do surgeries to change it. Whereas if you feel you're in the wrong gender, just can say like, you know, I want you my pronouns are he, him, my pronouns are Zed, my pronouns are they, And I feel in society, we do have to respect that. But at the same time, we can't ignore science. Like, you know, Don: Okay. JRD: there's testosterone, there's estrogen. One gives you more muscles, one gives you less, one gives you better skin, one doesn't. Like you know, it is what it is. Don: It is what it is. MAS: No. Don: I think fuck it, why not? 'Cause like I said earlier, I don't think allowing transgenders to play WBA is gonna be an influx of transgender professional athletes. I don't think that's gonna JRD: No. Don: increase the number of professional athletes. I think those seven of in the world that wanna play in WNBA will probably try out, probably make it. He's definitely joking. And his canner is definitely joking. And his freedom. JRD: You think Ernest Kanner was joking? You think Ernest Kanner was joking? What if he does? What are they allowed? There's Lupo. There's a... Don: But he's not a transgender. So just saying I identify as a woman is not enough. There's gonna have to be MAS: Yeah. Don: some type of repercussion or some type of threshold. But they can. It's their league. If they're allowing it, Josh, listen, listen, listen. If they are allowing it, if the league. JRD: You see and that's the point you can't do you can't do that. That's what I'm saying. Like that. No, no, you have to be logical. I hear what you're saying. I have to be logical from MAS: Does it become discrimination at that point? JRD: a legal standpoint. You cannot do that. It will be an outrage. I'm telling you, I agree with you, but you Don: Josh, Josh, Josh. JRD: have to look at it legally. They can't just do that. But that largely they can say, no. Yeah, you can't do Don: It Yes they can. It's their league. MAS: Like you're saying you're trying to say you're trying to draw like qualifications on what it means to be transgender that you can't go. JRD: that. Don: If they can say JRD: Okay. Don: if they say we're gonna allow this to happen, but we're gonna have some type of blockage where it to a level where you need to be, like if you're if you're legit a transgender and you're c fully transitioning into a woman. And they allow that to happen, then yes, you can do it. You can't join the league if you're just saying, and it's freedom. He's I I identify as a woman. That's not enough. That's not enough. If you are in the process, if you're in a process, you've gotten surgery, you've taken multiple surgeries, you take the appropriate medicine, and you're showing that you're making the effort to transition fully into the next gender, then I me personally, regardless of legal standpoint, are obviously it's not gonna happen. This is just for argument's sake. Obviously, it's not gonna happen. JRD: That's just... That's just... Okay. Okay. Okay. Don: But me personally, I think they should allow to do it because I think that would just skyrocket the viewership. Because one, this season's probably the most popular season the WNBA has ever had. Because we got what we got Aiden scandals, we got fucking black versus white with Caitlin Clark and Sophie Cunningham against DJ Carrington and all that shit. JRD: Magic and Bird. Don: She's talking about white privilege and shit. We got that going JRD: and Don: on. We got the Sophie Cunningham pointing meme. Like, this is the most popular season they ever had. And I I I'm a fan of the W. So I watch that shit occasionally. But you're JRD: chords. Don: not gonna tell me. And we got Joanna Man lacing up, playing against Asia Wilson. We're not about to fill up. They're already filling out stadiums right now. They're breaking records But you're JRD: Mm-hmm. Don: not gonna tell me, people ain't gonna be tuning into that. The first transgender doing tip-off. Come on, man. JRD: Mm-hmm They will 100 % they will but we Don: Come on, man. JRD: have to Here's an item room This is a different sport, but I'm just saying like, you know, they're kind of connected I was watching something about like UFC and they were talking about like early fighters and there was this fighter called Chuck Liddell the Iceman You know as Joe Rogan and they were talking about, yeah, we have to take control of these fighters because it gets to a point where we have to protect them and tell them no. Like you're finding Pastor Prime, he still want to get a fight and you're fighting for Flogory. That's just going to hurt yourself in the long run. And I'm comparing that to allowing transgenders into the WNBA. We have to as a society, protect people, protect their athletes and the. Don: This is not a combat sport, bro. JRD: I know it's not a common sport. Again, that's MAS: Yeah, he yeah, he just means JRD: where I was man and man. I'm talking about physical capability. Don: Yeah. MAS: He just speaking for the women like in the high schools that are like getting beat by the transgender men or women who just make it not fair. And see Yeah. I I agree JRD: Yes. Yes. Yes. what happened? It's having with Texas that girl that wrestle. Yeah. Remember. MAS: with that. But then I think people also counter argue it's like, well, no one's saying we're gonna bring the top transgender women into the sport. Like you can find a man who wants to be a woman who's not the best athlete but still wants to play at a professional JRD: But no, that's no MAS: level. JRD: That's the point that guy that won like I think two state champions I'm sorry that what that transgender woman that won like two state championships when before she transitioned She was ass She couldn't compete she Don: If watch a transition. JRD: was she would yes. She was buns before she transitioned she transitions she becomes Don: So what? She transitioned and then she got better. JRD: no she Don: So what? Do you wanna get better at the sport transition? You do it. Y your point is that a small percentage JRD: That's my point! That's my point! Like, like- Don: of people will actually transition to be better at a sport, let do it. Fuck it. That's their choice. That's not gonna happen though. People aren't gonna do it when W like I said JRD: No, no like It did like it literally did like it literally did every like MAS: Yeah. JRD: literally did like there's so many stories soon as like they had a little bit of like in the high Collegiate Don: Lese. JRD: level in the high school of it literally happened like for the point people were protesting MAS: Yeah, the stories are out there, bruh. Don: I fly it's not worth it. JRD: Yeah, that's so much. There's out there. It's like I think you're being naive and you're saying people won't take advantage of it There's a whole MAS: No, it's we're we're just Don: Let them I'm saying MAS: he we're just up to the chance, bruh. Don: that's such a drastic that's such a drastic thing to take advantage of. If they're gonna go that far, that that extent to be good at that sport, let do it. That's not I still think they'll be the best MAS: See. And I I also JRD: I'm not bullet. MAS: I also agree with the argument of just like letting it happen just so that that statement that that debate can finally be put to an end in the sense that Don: Like this is just out of control. JRD: and MAS: you're just at a point that it's clear that there is that gap in physical abilities and all that. but like you said, and I'm also down to gain viewers for them, like and get the money up. Like, you know, no one say they can Don: shit. MAS: do it and then I guess how would they feel about that if they are do it and then try and take it out later. That does that ruin and something you can't go back on? Don: I think if if they do it and it showcases what you guys are arguing, like this is like not fair, they're dominating the sport or whatever, then it's clear they have to take it out 'cause obviously that's a b like it's JRD: brother, me once you MAS: As a business JRD: start doing that it's like hold on now hold on now Is Don: Josh, it's literally a private MAS: That's gonna bring down the viewers, bruh. JRD: the no no, not there's like hold on now. like then this approach now was discrimination once you open the gates No, once you open the gates Exactly. That's the point. MAS: That's that's what I'm saying. Don: No, it's not. Because it's are they already not allowed to do it. So th you letting them do it in the first place. JRD: That's the point. That's why it's not discrimination right now. It's There's no long there's no line drama descent is what it is But as soon as you start saying all like well this can happen The floodgates are open and then that's how they're gonna start saying it's discrimination at that point and you let someone happen and take it away because they're being too good at it That's a definition of discrimination You just said Don: So JRD: if they get too good, we're gonna discriminate against them so they can't play anymore Don: You know what you guys think about it like this. What you guys are arguing is kinda like what they were arguing before they let Negroes play in a MLB or the the normal league. Right before they canceled the Negro League. This is what they were saying. If we let them black JRD: They didn't think were better athletic. They didn't think- Don: dudes take it and they fucking run faster than all of us. Same thing. Same thing. JRD: No, no, no, that's just it afterwards see like it's no historically they were saying they thought black people were inferior they were like Black people are inferior. They're not gonna be as good as whites like, you know, they're subhuman They're silver than us and then you're strong Okay, okay. Okay Don: I'm I'm just trolling, bro. I'm just trolling, bro. Yeah. God damn. Find a troll. Like I said, I MAS: Yeah. I think you can keep going. No, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, I just Don: think I did this shit allowed. I just wanna see I wanna see what happens. I'm interested. JRD: No, I get that. I have the same testament for the use of steroids low-key. Like, you know, making legal Don: no, that's different. I don't know if I can do that. JRD: anyone can take it. I want to see people get them bumped. The only reason I have their argument because they did the steroid games with average athletes and they didn't get that much better. They didn't get that much better. They didn't break it, work it and stuff like that. I feel you already got to be good. They are. They are. Don: Say the same thing about the transgenders. They might not be that much better. Like if the tr no, in basketball? In basketball? MAS: He said they are JRD: If that's politically incorrect, I'm sorry. They're gonna be better. From what I've seen, most of them are better. Every sport I've heard... Don: Have you seen the transgender hoop? JRD: Yeah. Not hoop, but any other sport. I was always out there, wrestling. MAS: Yeah, like you said, the stories are out there, bruh. Like Don: I'm talking about WMBA. I'm not talking I'm not talking about any other sports. Like I seen the volleyball girl from San Jose State. She was dominating. She was good. I'm talking about basketball only, WNBA. I haven't seen any dominant transgender JRD: and re- it hasn't happened yet. Don: hooper. JRD: But you can- you can infer from other stuff, you know? You- you know that. We're all intelligent here. You can infer from other examples of other sports. Don: Different sport. It's a different sport. Different sport. I think because there's a lot of you gotta think about it. I know there's a lot of adult leagues out there that are co-ed. Women can play with the men. JRD: I get- in tennis they had that, battle of the sexes. I think it Billie Jean King or somebody else. I get that. I'm saying Don: Okay, and I translators will play tennis too. Sports that can play JRD: there was a whole thing called Billie Jean King against some other guy. She got dominated by the way. But that doesn't matter. That doesn't matter. So it's happened before. I agree. I'm talking about a physical sport. Don: I feel like you guys are looking at basketball the same way you would look at a combat sport. JRD: I- I- No, I'm MAS: Yeah. JRD: saying a physical sport like a basket- Basketball, baseball. There's a reason why they changed to softball. I don't know. But golf? I think golf's fine. 100 % Golf can be same gin and why not? Don: See, slippery slope. Where do you draw the line? Where do you draw the line? I'd rather them play in the JRD: I'm saying if, MAS: No glow cause that Don: basketball league over volleyball. JRD: That's a crazy take. MAS: Basketball over volleyball. Na I feel like they're damn near even. It's just jumping and then like just JRD: Exactly. Yeah, I would say basketball is worse. What if Yannis... What if someone as Don: Is it? It takes a little bit more skill. Like volleyball relies more on physical physical proudness more than basketball does. MAS: Height and height matters. JRD: big as Yannis was a transgender and they want a fast break? Don: That little one fucking one percent of that transgender that wants to be a fucking woman that's the honest size, well. JRD: Understand the 1 % MAS: But every but that percentage is gonna grow, bruh. It's gonna JRD: But no, Don: It's not JRD: but you understand we're talking Don: gonna grow. JRD: about professional athletes is always the 1 % the women that Don: Bro. JRD: make the WNBA are the 1 % so that means the 1 % of athletic transgenders are gonna make the WNBA Don: So like Michael Magic Johnson's son, he transitions over to a woman, he gets JRD: Yeah. Don: MVP and a WNBA. MAS: I mean D Wade's time JRD: and MAS: make a super team. Don: No, it's not happening. 'Cause they still gotta be good at the sport, bro. And I think just because JRD: Yeah. Don: you are a man doesn't make you automatically better than a woman. JRD: I didn't say that. Don: You could be you could be physically more stronger. That's why the guards are usually more skilled than the big guys, because JRD: It puts them at a I didn't say anything but I said it puts them at a disadvantage You can be at a disadvantage and still win That's why there's so Don: If the players don't mind it. JRD: many underdog stories. You can be at a disadvantage and still win But I don't think they Don: Players aren't complaining about it. JRD: should be on a magnificent vanish to start off with that's the only that's my only caveat Don: Bro, Giannis being fucking six, ten or whatever. He's already had a physical advantage than everybody else in the world. There's physical disadvantages everywhere, bro. Sorry. Every sport has them. JRD: That's not a disadvantage. That's different. No, that's different. That's different. different. That's completely, you know it's different. Come on, JD. You know what I'm trying to say. Don't do that. You know it's different. Don: Physical dis disadvantage. JRD: What was that? Don: Physical disadvantage, same thing. JRD: No, no, I'm talking about biology. Extrogen testosterone, that's what we're talking about. puts you at a, it puts people that have higher estrogen levels at a disadvantage. Don: So basically what it comes down to, would you watch that shit if it were to happen? JRD: 100 % I'm Don: 'Cause you don't watch it now. So yes. MAS: Yeah, we're we're all tuning in, the whole world's tuning in. Don: Yeah, exactly. So yes, we should do it. The hack box the hack box JRD: gonna have a party Don: supports transgenders in the WNBA. MAS: Long story short, yep. JRD: I guess so. I'm Don: Basically, bruh, 'cause we here for it. We're here for the drama. MAS: We're here for it. Exactly. JRD: not gonna protest against it, that's for sure. Don: All right, you got your how you really feel ready or what? MAS: Come JRD: Okay, you know before I say this I want to say like I understand mental health does matter but I do feel like sometimes you have to go out of your way to help people like I have a homie and he was talking he was like like yeah like If I'm tired and someone asks me for a ride, I would never like pick them up if sleepy. And I was like, what do you mean, bro? He goes, bro, I'm tired. Like, you know, like you gotta set boundaries. And I go, no, I don't know, bro. You're being an asshole. He's your fucking friend. You go out of your way. Like, you know, I, I went, I just went to Atlanta with my stepdad and he was talking about how Southern hospitality is gone and everyone keeps to yourself. He was like, even when he was in the racist South, someone who was racist would say, at least say good morning to him. Now people are just walking by themselves and I feel like that's something that is negative happening in society. I feel people don't want to go out there for other people. People don't want to go out. I feel like everyone is turning into a corporate mind. Like you know how they say all the color is gone in the world. I feel like us as humans we're doing the same thing. That's all I got to say about that. Don: So where does mental health come from? JRD: People feel like, I need to have my mental health so I can't help you do that. I gotta take care of myself. I gotta self-boundary to my mental health. That's what everyone says. Don: What is the JRD: Like, know, it's mental health. I can't wake up late and help you. That's my mental health. Don: Okay. You're saying focusing on yourself MAS: Right. Don: improves your mental health is what everyone else thinks. JRD: Yeah, but it gets to a point where you're just being in a a-hole. Don: So how do you you really you feel like this generations are assholes? JRD: Yeah, I thought we don't do enough for each other. Don: Okay, you feel like we don't do enough for each other. JRD: Yeah. MAS: I feel like it's a callback to last episode too that basically JRD: Don't remember my last episode at all. MAS: Well Don: Ha ha ha ha. JRD: I'm just kidding. MAS: I think it's a California thing for sure. Like you said, the Southern Hospitality thing. I just think it's a California thing and then we're talking about going Don: Yeah. MAS: being in our cars all the time, bro. We're just in our own bubbles, way too much. So we gotta like I I agree, we gotta s we gotta spread more love for sure. JRD: Mm-hmm. MAS: but I will be honest, if I'm really tired and slump and someone asks me for a ride, depending on what it is, like I'm gonna have it's not gonna be a clear yes or no. JRD: Of course, you don't always have the last song run over you, but for it to be an automatic no, it's crazy. MAS: Yeah, I guess, yeah. JRD: Honestly, let's say for example JD, he's gonna say no, but I know he would do it. Let's say JD, let's get off a 12 MAS: Yeah. JRD: hour shift, and I call him, I'm bro, I'm in San Jose, I don't have a spare tire, just got a flat. Can you pick me up? He's gonna be hot, but he's probably gonna do it. Don: No, I would I would not be hot. JRD: No, he's, he's, he's... No, are you gonna be higher? Even better! He's doing it for me. I know he would. know he would. Give me your eye. MAS: That's what I'm saying. You added the spare tire into it. That's a Don: Does it give you a rhyme? MAS: that's a that's a crazy situation. Don: I don't know if I say something like crazy, like, hey, I need to sleep at your house for like four days. Even then, I'll be like, all right, whatever. I let a home stay at my house before. MAS: Yeah. JRD: I know no, but we let someone sleep on our couch in college Don: I mean like when I was living by myself, I w a homie didn't have a crib, so I let him stay on my crib for like a week or two and wasn't tripping over it. JRD: Yeah, that's what saying. MAS: Alright, so I think this when we talk about friends, yeah, I think we should be inclined to help But let's just say hypothetically out of ten times, how much do you give to people begging on the street? JRD: me MAS: Yeah. JRD: if i ever have cash on me i'll give it to them i don't even care if like they MAS: No, just honestly, out of ten out of ten I would say I'd go maybe two, three. Don: I say I was I'll go zero. And that's crazy that you JRD: Get a pen. Don: brought that up. Because recently I've been thinking about like, bro, I told myself, every time I go get some food and there's a like a homeless person outside the the restaurant or wherever I go, I'm gonna MAS: Yeah. Don: buy him a meal too. And I've recently just thought about that and I was like, man, I should start doing that 'cause a lot of places I go to, there's like unhoused MAS: Yeah, for sure. Don: around the place. JRD: Yeah, no I MAS: Yeah. JRD: remember when I was in San Jose like you know, his homeless person was like, Can I shower in your bathroom and I Don: Boom. JRD: was like, let me finish I was like, No, was like, no, but I'll tell you what I was like you have a phone and he was like, yeah I was like I gave him five dollars. I was like if you want You can go to the 24 hour I was like I have a guest pass You can go in a 24 hour and shower I did that for him Yeah, you know MAS: You just that's doing a good deed for sure. JRD: Yeah, you know and then he was able to shower every single day, you know Never caused problems. It was very risky. I could have got banned if he tripped out or something. But yeah, yeah I MAS: For real. Whose guest path are you on? JRD: know it was very risky Don: Yeah, they call police to come take him out. He's in the shower like doing meth and shit. JRD: Yeah, yeah, it was very rude. I could have gotten... No, they can't have done that. We're just taking a shower and he's calm and he... He's my guest. It is what it is. Like, you know, he came from work or something. You know? Don: But I'm saying, like he he takes a shower, comes out the shower, starts doing meth. But it goes in he goes in the girls' bathroom and starts doing meth. JRD: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that would have been very dangerous, you know? That was the chance I took. Yeah, Sony about it, it didn't turn bad. Thank God for that. Yeah, thank God for it didn't turn bad. Nothing bad came out of that. yeah, because I'm not gonna you my house, Don: So so many bad icons. Yeah. It's an outgraded yeah. MAS: You say you can't come You can't you can't you can't come into my house but you can go into this public place real quick and just go in there real Don: Yeah, yeah. MAS: quick. JRD: Yeah, that is... Don: Cause you go on his dollars. How much you weigh, Josh? JRD: Right now, 198. Don: How much is it heat weigh, you think? JRD: At that time, I could have took him, I could have Don: Okay. JRD: defended myself, again, MAS: Yeah. JRD: who wants to go through that? know what saying? What if he stabs Don: Yeah, yeah. JRD: me, takes over my house? You know what saying? Don: Or what he like MAS: Yeah. Don: touch your top lip with his fucking bare hand? Your cook, bro. I'd rather him stab me, bro. gosh. You got just like you got syphilis, HIV. Ugh. MAS: Yeah. JRD: He go blow some up in my nose. MAS: No. Don: You like he pops, he gives you a wet willy, bro. You're cook. You're cooked. Throw the ear away. MAS: Ha. Yeah, there's no way. Yeah, that reminds you of those guys who do the like the videos on Instagram and stuff where they'll go and pick up a guy off the street and then they'll bring him back to the house, shower and do all this stuff and then but people make fun of him ca Don: Yeah. Those guys got money though. MAS: Yeah, they do, but people make fun of him and they'll be like, JRD: and ice cream. MAS: You just throw back on the street and then like like, you know, nothing else. It's like, you know, you try to JRD: No. MAS: give something a little bit more, a job or something. JRD: But here's why I that's Don: Maybe JRD: a good thing. It's because work, I use the same mindset, like maybe he's hungry, I'll give him some food. Working with the unhoused population, I realized that's the one thing if they have an abundance in something, it's that, food. You know what's MAS: Food. Really. JRD: the most important thing for them to live? Socks. Socks, socks are so important. Don: Hmm. I do a lot of those guys don't be having socks. MAS: Wasn't there like a kid's like JRD: Yeah, you're right, good luck. MAS: donation thing? Socks? Like a there's a Yeah, there's like a catchy phrase there was or something. JRD: The socks are the most important. Socks are Don: Socks, clothes. A lot of these just don't give money. 'Cause in like money you're setting them up to go buy drugs. It's like MAS: Yeah. Don: like if you want to help out, JRD: I agree. Don: I would say just give food or like buy an outfit or something, 'cause you know they're wearing the same thing. Piss and shit all over it. JRD: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, but then there's some things for like, yeah. Mm-hmm. Don: Or buy like some of these guys a lot of these guys have dogs. So like if you were to buy a a a an house person like a bag of dog food, they might love that too. JRD: Yeah, when MAS: Yeah. JRD: but I mean I said a Costco and getting plant bees They just have little dog food in a pharmacy. I would just grab all of it and like drive around as San Jose downtown you gonna see a homeless person. Hey, bro There you go. That's for your pooch now drive off Don: Wait, you give drive around and give Plan Bs? JRD: No, no, no, those are for me those are me Well, MAS: It's you lost me, yeah. JRD: i'm sorry on like the counter at the pharmacy counter at cosco They used to have like doggy treats or like zipline has like doggy food I would just grab all of them. Don: yeah. why do you wanna cut that part out? MAS: What was the importance of plant B's though? JRD: a little bit crazy Don: I that wouldn't even add to the story. JRD: It did because the Plan Bs are at the pharmacy and in my mind I know the only reason why I go to the Costco pharmacy is for the Plan Bs. So in my mind I know but Don: You could have just been like, I go to the Costco pharmacy for whatever reason. MAS: So you could have just said I went to the store. JRD: yeah, I know I know in my mind I have to explain that part. Because because MAS: Right. JRD: I go to CVS pharmacy, it's my medicine. So Don: Right. JRD: I was like they know that. MAS: He just w no, what you wanted to say was I was having sex. I was having sex. JRD: No, that's not why. Not why. MAS: Yeah. That that that's that's the the only reason. JRD: If it came out that way, bad. No, that's not why. I wasn't thinking, bro. That's all me. MAS: no. Yeah. I don't know. But yeah, Don: My freaking grandma. MAS: I try to g I don't know. I guess it sounds bad but in a way I feel like I profile certain homeless people and you can tell is this person if I were to give him a couple of dollars, is he gonna use it on drugs, food? And so Don: That's what just don't do it. MAS: yeah. JRD: for sure and like you know I'm not gonna lie a race has a lot to do when it comes to the homeless I know that's wrong MAS: Well it's it's just profiling. At the end of the JRD: like yeah, we see long be Yes MAS: Some guys like there's like a especially I think it's appearance, just like how dirty they are. I feel like the dirtier the the dirtier they are, the more likely they're buying drugs with that cash. JRD: Yeah. MAS: That's in my head, that's what I think. Because they've gotten so low because they don't know how to use their money. They you know, and so that's because they use all their money on drugs. That's just what I think. JRD: Yeah, but summertime is also mental health. you know, I feel like the news outlets, one thing that is mostly drug, is mental MAS: For sure. For sure. And yeah, our systems are shitty too. So yeah, I don't JRD: health. MAS: I yeah. And that's why it's tough. Somebody get these beggars out of here. JRD: Yeah, what do you rank them with upcoming actors Barbara Patterson number one upcoming will say Don: Patterson's the best actor. Patterson is the best Patterson's MAS: He's been a while he's he's been around for a while. Don: the best actor in the in the game right now. Number one. JRD: 35 and under. MAS: I would say that. He how old is he? Don: I'm just saying period. You said his name, so I say he's number one. Period. He's forty. Patterson's forty. JRD: period okay 40 MAS: How old? Yeah, see he's been around for a while, bruh. So that's what I'm saying. Up and coming is not the right term. Like I just think he is the best actor out right now. JRD: is 40 40 it's not his 40 Don: I think he's forty. Up and no, up and coming is well, 'cause he's been around for a while, but like you could be an old up and coming actor. JRD: That is true. MAS: Or be br I guess brand new you're talking career wise, but Don: Yeah. MAS: still. Don: But his career's lengthy, like you said. He Patterson's MAS: Yeah. Don: a bad example for that 'cause he ain't up becoming JRD: He is. Don: he'd been here. MAS: But yeah, no, he's in fucking everything. Don: But this year this is his peak right here though, 'cause he's been MAS: They're all on wild runs. Him, Tom Holland, Zendaya. JRD: After a good Don: Days on a crazy run. JRD: time, that's when he started kicking off. Have you seen good time? Don: with Patterson? JRD: Yeah, Don: No, I haven't seen that. JRD: that's when I was like, all right, watch good times. Okay, he can act. He's not Twilight Boy anymore. MAS: What kind of character is he? Like what is what JRD: He's criminal. I don't want to give it too much away because I want you guys to watch it, but he's a criminal MAS: So he's a serious world there. Robert Patterson's up there for sure. Don: He's going crazy right now in the movies. Speaking of this year going crazy, what are your favorite movies of twenty twenty six so far? Give me your top three. MAS: Obsession is the number one. I think Obsession is gonna win movie of the year. Don: Session's number one? All right, what's number two? MAS: Yeah. Number one i so if I'm doing three, number one obsession, number two Project Tel Mary and then three Spider Man. Don: What about you, Josh? JRD: I'm going say the Odyssey, Project Hail Mary, no other movie has surprised me that much besides those two. MAS: Do you think Project Tomary is better than Odyssey? Or you know, you put Odyssey first. JRD: Yes, didn't say that did I I Said Don: Wait, first of all, yeah. MAS: Yeah you did. The first one you said was Odyssey. JRD: the Odyssey I said project hell Mary. I'm an obsession. I'm sorry. I Said I'm an obsession Don: So yeah, first of all, I said top three. You only gave me two. You don't have a three you don't have a three favorite movies this year? Spider Man? JRD: I don't have a third one. Nah, I don't. I feel Spider-Man's equivalent with the Odyssey, honestly. Let me look at my AMC stuff, let me see real quick. Don: I think mine would probably MAS: Honestly, it was good. Don: be Obsession Spider Man. JRD: I'll put Evil MAS: It's worth it JRD: Deadburn up there, Evil Deadburn. Don: Evil Deber. MAS: Fair movie? JRD: Yeah. Don: I can't remember who's in that movie I have to watch. JRD: no one famous. randoms. It's over there movie. Don: I thought I honestly thought Moss was gonna put Mandalorian in there. MAS: Ha ha. JRD: Mm-hmm. Don: Nobody w nobody MAS: I mean Don: watched Choice Story Five? What about Michael, bro? You didn't fuck MAS: No. Don: with Michael? JRD: Nope. Don: What about Avatar Firing Ashes? You watch that? JRD: I did. Don: Did you not like that? JRD: I watched that last year though. Don: That didn't come out this year? MAS: Like a for an under an underdog? JRD: Come on December. Don: that came out Wait, I thought that came out this year, bro. JRD: Tomorrow December. Don: You're right, you're right. What about disclosure day? You seen that shit? JRD: walked out. MAS: Hers overrated. Don: Overrated. you walked out on Damn, was that bad? JRD: walked out. Not because of the movie, not because of the movie, it was his family that brought like few crying babies and it was like ridiculous. I couldn't hear the movie. MAS: Nah. Don: You said walked out like it was a movie spot, bro. JRD: there wasn't a movie as far, I'm saying I didn't finish it because it was like ridiculous. Like, I felt that's kind of disrespectful. Have you known like your baby like isn't chill in places like that? MAS: Yeah. JRD: Watch it at home. Like, you're not enjoying the movie. I'm not enjoying the movie. Like, few people. MAS: That that should have been your how you really feel. Don: honestly, Josh, what do you think was better? Marty Supreme or Obsession? JRD: My supreme Was that this year was modest if you miss here Listen, MAS: my god. Don: my God. That was just it was December, December. JRD: yeah. Yeah, my modest supreme was fire MAS: I think I might go my whole life without watching that movie. Don: I would count it I would count Marty Supreme as this year because it came out late December, so it it's theatrical run is really twenty twenty six. 'Cause it came out like December nineteenth, I think. So did Avatar. MAS: Wasn't it for like last JRD: Just it like this. And come MAS: it was last year's Oscars though. Don: It was, huh? Why? 'Cause it came out mad late. The Oscar MAS: Yeah. I don't I don't know when like that timeline is, but JRD: Yes. Don: came out, the Oscars was like in February, right? March, that's a good JRD: It's a march every year because it's right around my birthday. Don: that's a good theatrical run for them to do it still. What about the drama? You JRD: I Don: watch the drama? JRD: didn't watch the drama. MAS: Bro, I didn't even know Don: You did? MAS: that movie existed. How did Tom feel JRD: Yeah, it wasn't normal. MAS: about that, bro? Don: I haven't watched it. JRD: She's not doing anything crazy and they're actors. I Don't know now the only swingers MAS: You for sure about that? You saw it? JRD: swingers though. I think it's called swingers the tennis movie the tennis movie Don: Which one? Challengers. MAS: okay. JRD: Challengers that I would have a problem with That's what it seemed like that shit that's what it seemed like Don: That motherfucker said swingers. Yeah, I know. That's just hella funny. What about Toy Story 5, bro? Nobody watched Toy Story 5? MAS: Nah. JRD: I wouldn't take Zachary, but he didn't want to watch it. He started wanting it. Don: I still haven't seen it either. I wanted to JRD: Yeah, but that was Despicable Me 2 Don: Super Mario Brothers? JRD: Minions. Horrendous. Horrendous. Don: Okay, what about Michael? You didn't answer me about Michael. JRD: Michael might right now know but if they make a part two and they go more into his life then I'm down and a lot of his family they have to Don: Yeah. I thought it was okay. I thought it was solid. You said what? MAS: You think there'll be another movie? Don: They might I think they said enough for a second one too. JRD: Yeah, it left a lot. MAS: swear. I haven't seen I gotta see the first one, honestly. JRD: It left a lot. Lady Impala Don: I heard sheet detectance was good too. JRD: said, I heard Sheep of Tether was really good as well. But I didn't watch it. Don: I don't think I want to either. Let me read the synopsis. Every night a shepherd reads aloud a murder mystery, pretending his sheep can understand. When he is found dead, the sheep realize that it was a murder and think they know everything about how to go about solving it. JRD: From what I heard, it doesn't do it justice. The title of the movie. From what I heard, it doesn't do it justice. MAS: For real, it sounds confusing as hell. Don: I mean, I've seen a trailer. It's basically that's the trailer's basically the synopsis, but MAS: A murder mystery then, right? Don: Yeah, but but the sheep solve it. Or try to solve it, 'cause they 'cause their master has been reading murder mysteries to them while he was alive. So they think they know how to solve murders now. try to solve his murder. JRD: You know what I forgot, bro? Solo meal was a really good film. MAS: that came out this year? It's not making my Ooh, that might be JRD: Yeah, that came out, I forgot, in February. Solo meal was a really good throw. MAS: Actually I remember being more moved by that than Spider-Man. Move that to my number three. That's my number three. Solo Mio with Kevin James, the Paul Bar. JRD: I was. Mia was a fire film. Solo Mia. Fire. Don: What's the movie? What's the movie? Solo Mio, I don't know this. MAS: Yeah. You're right, bruh. Yeah. Don: Left heartbroken in Rome after a wedding disaster, a standard groom finds his ruined honeymoon transformed by a determined local and few meddling travelers, proving that sometimes heartbreak is only the beginning. JRD: Yeah, don't watch it. I feel like if they didn't watch that movie, they're gonna fall. MAS: It was like the a I guess yeah. I would basically just say it's like the manliest chick flick you could watch. And and it yeah. I know, no no no, for JRD: It is a value shift we can watch. Don: Chick flick's be good though, bro. I just gotta have the patience to stand watching. JRD: Yeah, yeah. MAS: sure. Like fifty first dates, all the movies, I don't know, they're classics, but this one, Don: Ooh, fifty first eight is fire. MAS: Kevin James, like he yeah. He he was in his bag. And and it's in Rome, JRD: He is in his bag. Don: Kevin James is underrated after. MAS: so like Italy and all that, like you know, it's JRD: Beautiful. Don: What do you give it out, Tim? MAS: I get that one eight and a half easily. Don: Whoa, what about you Josh? some must watch. Must watch. Well what do you give JRD: I'm gonna say nine. Yeah, no. MAS: Yeah. See I would give it a nine too. I'll give it a nine. Let's watch. JRD: Must watch, Don: Marty Supreme, Josh? JRD: Mighty Supreme, I'm gonna give it a nine, nine and half as well. Don: Whoa. You have you seen it, Moss, or no? MAS: No. I p told you I probably never ever will. Don: That sh I gave that shit like a seven, seven and a half, bro. JRD: You just didn't like the movie. There's nothing wrong with the movie. Like, you know, it's, it's... I don't think you did. You didn't say anything. Did you? Why? What was wrong? What could've made it better? Don: I didn't like the movie. I didn't say I didn't like the movie. I said seven, seven and half. It just was very underwhelming to me. And I wasn't I didn't go in there expecting nothing. And I was still underwhelmed. JRD: Yeah, you just had to move. It was underwhelming. It was underwhelming. MAS: Josh is is you're extremely Don: You love Timothy. MAS: you're yeah, I'll say you're extremely Team Timothy. Yeah. JRD: I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. It's just like, Don: There was definitely great actors acting performances in that movie. JRD: I became extremely timidly after watching Dune Part 2 and, and Mighty Supreme. I wasn't a big timidly MAS: I haven't seen the JRD: Shadime fan, like, I felt he made like, huh? In beginning. Don: What about the king? The king's what the king is what made me fuck with him. MAS: Yeah. That's his best performance in my opinion. That's all I've seen is what I mean. JRD: Nah, Doom Part II. Don: his best performance. He's the same that's the same performance in every movie. He's the same MAS: Okay then. Don: he's the same in every movie. He's Timothy. MAS: But obviously you know who is better than him and the king? Robert Pattison. Don: Robert Patton. JRD: Yeah. Don: Every movie that Robert Patterson is in with Timothy, he outperforms him. JRD: Not Doom. Don: Well, d didn't he wasn't MAS: Can't speak on it. Don: he in he was in part two? JRD: Yeah. Don: What about part one? I've only seen part one and I haven't seen that movie in a long time. It's all JRD: I'm thinking of a Skascar, my fault. He's not, Don: I thought I thought he wasn't until part three. JRD: he's not, I'm thinking of a Skascar. One of the Skascars. Yeah, Don: But he's gonna be in part three though, Robert Patterson. JRD: yeah, I'm thinking of one the Skascars. That's all I mean. One of the Skascars. Don: In Odyssey he b outperformed. Timothy's not in Odyssey, I'm tripping. I'm thinking of Tom. MAS: Not for real. I I JRD: But MAS: nod my head like yeah. JRD: bro Matt Damien Don: He outperformed somebody in that movie. JRD: Matt Damon and Hathaway or a Patterson MVP they carry that movie without them three Don: wanted more Robert Pan in that JRD: hmm without them three hmm MAS: I mean I think even his homeboys did good, like the the Indian fool that was like his like number two. That fool was doing in his bag. See that's not a lot Don: Yeah. Yeah. A lot there was a lot of good performances in there. MAS: of guys JRD: Yes. MAS: that you don't know their name, the girl who played Cersei's. I think all those girls you are like units don't know their names. Don: Yeah, she was cool. JRD: all right, Charlie's theorem was all right. The one that plays seriously was all right. Nothing too crazy. Don: Yeah, she was all right. She MAS: I mean she had to portray something that I had never seen which is apparently morphing without CGR. JRD: That's the director, not her acting. MAS: But is she not the one in her those hands? Sha I heard she didn't use any type of stunt double. Like it was like she actually JRD: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So a director like tells you where to move and how to do stuff as a director. Don: You still gotta execute it. MAS: That's what I'm saying. Don: A coach told you where to shoot and you still gotta make it. MAS: She was in her back. JRD: Nah, only that's hard to do. MAS: I don't know. JRD: I think y'all could do it, Don: But you do it. JRD: like, put me a- Let me get directed by fuckin' Don: You go do that. JRD: Christopher fuckin' Nolan, I'll be- Doin' the same shit. Don: Alright, I wanna ask this question will another movie top Spider-Man this year? JRD: Yes. MAS: Yeah. Don: And what is it? JRD: Two movies will. Don: okay. You think Dune Three's gonna top Spider Man? JRD: Yeah. MAS: Fucking better. I want it to, Don: no. MAS: it needs to. Don: It's not it's not doing the box office numbers, like how Spider Man made a billion in six days. Dune's not doing it. 'Cause you gotta think about it. You said no or yet. JRD: no. No. No, I'm getting much younger. MAS: Yeah. Don: Okay. Yeah, 'cause they gotta compete with Doom's Days too. That's gonna hinder both of them though. It is. It is. JRD: No, no, you have to understand, like even... Nah, not anymore. People are doing double features. Don: I understand people will do it, but the majority is not. The fans are, like the diehard fans, but the average movie goer is not doing a double feature. JRD: I don't know. Lay said that I feel I feel like two, two Don: Movies. JRD: big films can share the same weekend. Don: And I agree. I'm just saying that it's neither one of it's hard. I think I think Doomsday might JRD: I mean, because of that, know, Doomsday isn't Don: It's it's JRD: on IMAX. They had to some fake shit called Infinity Vision because all the IMAX screens are going to DOOM. Don: But all I'm saying JRD: That's gonna hurt, so... Don: is I just think it's gonna hurt because you gotta think Spider-Man sold a billion in six days. I don't think those movies can do that because one, they're both at the same time. So to sell a billion, JRD: I agree. Don: you really gotta be the only one there, like catching JRD: Yeah. Don: all the ticket sales. But I think Doomsday still does it. JRD: I will say this, I don't think Dune 3, think Tomahawk and Spider-Man is bigger than an Avengers film now. It is like it's. Don: It didn't it well, you gotta think. Spider Man didn't break Endgame's record. Endgame broke the billion mark what in like four days or three days? I think it was three days. Spy MAS: But these phases kind of competing with just that whole phase in general. Don: Wait me. MAS: Just all those superheroes are all dead now. So the anyone new in the new Avengers, none of those movies the anticipation for Endgame is way higher than I think it is for Doomsday. Don: I don't know. I think Doomsday got some anticipation. 'Cause it's a lot. JRD: Nah, There's people making MAS: Everyone's already hating JRD: them storylines. MAS: on them though. Everyone hates these Avengers. Don: Everyone's JRD: No. Don: hating, but it's gonna be more than that. JRD: No. Don: It's gonna be a lot of the old guys are there too. A lot of old guys, a lot of Fox characters, and just like JRD: Yeah Whoever is hating this is the strongest Avengers team if you think otherwise, okay This Avengers team is the strongest adventure team Don: No. What do you mean, strongest? Who? What's the Avengers team you're talk it's referring to? JRD: for doomsday Don: What is the team? Tell me the team. JRD: Fantastic Four, Fox X-Man, Don: Which is not at Avengers. JRD: they're all the Avengers. Fantastic Four, Fox X-Man, the new Avengers, the new Avengers, no, it's all of them. yeah! Don: Two different teams right now. The new Avengers. That's the team. That's who people are hating them. Are you saying because people are like Thor's like, look at my team. Thor they're talking about Thor and the new Avengers. They're not talking about Thor and the Fox X-Men and Thor and the Fantastic Four. Even the Fantastic Four. JRD: Yeah, but we don't even know, we gotta go by confirmed actors that are playing superheroes. And those are all because they're the Avengers. Yeah. We know shit. Exactly. So we don't know who's the Avengers right now. Doesn't. Don: Exactly. That's why I'm saying the anticipation's there. We don't know shit. We really don't know shit about that movie. The trailer doesn't show nothing. The trailer shows that Thor is down bad because he don't got help that he needs MAS: Well, Don: to fight Doomsday with. And we see th Doomsday block Thor with two fingers. JRD: Yeah, but Thor by himself. don't know Thor has any of the new Avengers yet. From our logic, Thor is doing a solo, getting pissed up. Exactly. Yeah. Don: Exactly. So we don't know what's going on. That's what I'm saying. That's why that movie's it's probably gonna be more that's why I think Doomsday can probably can get to a billion before Spider Man did. JRD: Doomsday is going to get a billion dollars the first weekend. Don: So like in JRD: If you don't believe me, go to AMC or Regal, a popular movie. all sold out. Don: They're all sold out. Yeah. JRD: All the good screens. Sold out. Don: I don't think Dune Three gets a billion in a week. JRD: Dune 3 is lucky because they have 70mm and those tickets are running $35 each. Don: Phew. JRD: Every 70mm, every IMAX, millimeter theater in the world is going to be showing Dune 3. Contest is already signed. So like you gotta think about it. I don't know how many seats that is, but that's all 35+. The cheapest is probably like $28, $29.99. Don: But I don't So you think Dune three is making a billion? I don't think it makes a billion. JRD: The first week and all together. Don: Period. JRD: Devin made a million dollars. No question. Don: Cause Doom Two didn't make a billion. JRD: I didn't. Don: or Doom One. Neither one of those movies made a billion. So what makes you think that this movie's gonna make a billion? MAS: Yeah, I don't know. The Dunes never interest me but I feel like I'm biased 'cause I'm a Star Wars fan. So to me Don: I feel like you can like Doom and like Star Wars too. MAS: No, yeah, for sure. But Don: Even the Star Trek bro, I think like you can you can like both. MAS: Ops. Star Trek anyways. But I guess apparently they'd be saying like that JRD: Star Trek is my s- How do you hate the original? Don: How do you rank the original? JRD: How do you hate on the original sci-fi? I guess you're right. don't know. Maybe he won't hit a billion. Don: Bro, i they haven't made a billion. JRD: I'm just going by trajectory. First one, 400 million. Second one, MAS: Love Timothy Chalamet. JRD: 700 million. Don: Yeah, so it's getting close. It is getting close. I'm they might make a bit. They might make a bit. JRD: Yeah, and I feel now Tim DiShallamay has fans who don't watch movies. Girls are gonna be like, Tim DiShallamay, what's his name, Kylie? Who is Is he in Kylie Jenner or something? Kylie Don: Yeah. JRD: Jenner's boyfriend made a movie, let's go watch it. the Knicks, the Knicks dude, the family's Knicks, why would we make a movie? Let's go watch it. He got no idea about this right now. He got no- Yeah, I think, yeah, I think he- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don: You think his clout alone? His clout alone's gonna push it to a bill? And plus Denday is in there. Also you get Robert Patterson in there now. I think who else is in that cast? They got a lot of people in that movie too. They might get a bill. JRD: That one, Dune 3 is gonna make more money because it's coming out the same time as Dune's Day. It's gonna be... Let's see which Don: Florence Plug is in there too. JRD: one's better type, you know? So they're gonna get a little more views. Don: Well, Dune Three is not making more money than thinking's there. JRD: It's not, not, it's not. But I'm saying, I feel Doom 3 is benefiting coming out this time as Doomsday. Don: Yeah. I think so too. 'Cause you're not gonna beat it so you might as well just ride his way. JRD: do the same time yeah I mean I think there's more people they're gonna watch doing three becomes it comes the same time zoom is the only fuck why not next day type shit let's see which one's better Don: That's next day maybe 'cause you guys think those both those movies are really long. That's why I don't think there's gonna be a lot of double features. JRD: Yeah, yeah, next day shit. People, everybody wants to have TikToks and make jokes about like Barmy Iber. That's what they want to do. MAS: They wanna be caught up for sure. JRD: They want to be caught up. MAS: I mean that's what I did. I I saw Odyssey late, so I saw Odyssey Saturday and Spider Man on a Sunday. Right there. So I think it's possible they can share the love, but I just dun yeah, Doomsday's getting way more though. JRD: 100 % Doomsday Don: Doomsday's about to make I think Doomsey makes more money than Spider Man. JRD: Doomsday will be the first movie to make over three billion dollars on its original Theorical release not rerelease its first one three bill no Spider-Man was really hard to get tickets but Doom comes out and Don: I got tickets. I I got tickets to Thursday. Like I literally bought tickets for Spider Man on Wednesday and went to go watch it on Thursday. When it when it dropped. JRD: Exactly. Doomsday? MAS: Yeah, a lot more sold out. Don: Nah, I can I'll bet I'll find a ticket right now. I'm gonna look right now. How's my bet? JRD: No, you won't not not in LA County on about San Jose, but AMC is crazy It's Don: Then go ahead and tell everybody where I'm not. MAS: The tickets are already out right now? JRD: They've been out they're sold out. They've already made Don: That's what you're saying, it was sold out. JRD: like four hundred million I think Don: Let me see, bro. Thursday, December seventeenth, Alamo. There's tickets available over here, bro. not all the seats are good though. JRD: But isn't it crazy for December when you just say that? yeah, Don: There's a lot of front rows. A lot of front rows. JRD: that's what saying. Don: Yeah. MAS: Yeah, there's no way. I ain't sitting no JRD: It's back. MAS: I don't care how bad I want to see movie, I'm not sitting in front row. JRD: Nigga, you know what I'm doing to Don: Damn, I really JRD: see Doomsday on that Thursday? Don: You're going? JRD: Yeah, you know what I'm doing, bro? Don: What? JRD: I'm bringing my folding chair. I'm bringing Don: Why? JRD: my folding chair so I can watch it on Thursday. The leader's sold out. Don: So JRD: Except for the handicap seats. MAS: Wait, Don: I'm I'm confused. Why are you getting the furniture? To wait outside to buy a box office ticket? huh. JRD: No, no, they were all sold out. Even the front was sold out for the first showing. It like 1 p.m. Thursday. So Don: Yeah. Okay. JRD: I bought a handicap seat. Don: okay, I got you. Yeah. I almost did that for Spider Man. Almost did. JRD: Yeah, yeah, but honey guys you and low-key the seats are good Don: right in the middle. Good exit. JRD: You're right in the middle. The seats are good. MAS: Wait, so that I didn't even think about that You can do that? They're not gonna Don: Well, you have to give your seat up to a handicapped person that come though, but like what are the odds? I never seen someone wearing a wheelchair at the movie theaters. Me personally. MAS: Crazy. But for a movie like that with a fat nerd. Don: Yeah, but you might that's why I didn't do it for the Spider Man, 'cause I was like, there might be somebody that comes in here and makes me move. So I'm just gonna keep looking at different theaters until I found one. 'Cause I went mad late. JRD: Nigga, we gon' be sitting right next to gon' be sitting right next to each other. What's good, bro? Want some popcorn? We right next to one. Don: Yeah. What are they gonna do is let's get to the next segment. let's do a blind raking some T V shows. I grabbed like twelve shows. I think you guys seen all these shows. Let's just see, see where y'all MAS: Not to know about it. Don: rank You guys have to come to a mutual agreement. MAS: I green it. Don: Yeah. JRD: Okay. Don: you guys wanna do where you can't change it once you put it up there or what? JRD: Yeah, you can change it. Blind ranking can't change. Don: Let me share this thing for Excuse the ads. JRD: We were MAS: Yeah. JRD: sponsored by Total Wine, now I'm just playing. Don: Yeah, there go. All right, let's do the first JRD: Yeah, it was, Don: one. We got curb your enthusiasm. Where you guys put this? MAS: I say B, I never seen it. But I seen clips and they're hilarious. JRD: I love that show and I was gonna say B. Crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We in tune. Don: B? Alright. First mutual. MAS: Yeah. Don: I seen clips too. I seen a couple episodes. I think it's very funny. I I keep telling myself to rewatch the whole show. Alright, next one. JRD: I watched it. Hilarious, It's not even in the office. Don: Ooh. That's a different Brooklyn nine nine. JRD: What's that? MAS: See JRD: Mmm, ski! Ho ho That's gonna be easy. Don: Okay. I think I seen this whole moss, watch a couple of episodes, not enough for me to put on the show. MAS: Yeah. It was just another check on the checklist. Don: The office. MAS: Yeah. JRD: A Don: Well you got that. JRD: I'm gonna say B, it's a comedy at the end of the day. Don: These are all comedies. JRD: All of them. Don: Yeah, it's all sitcoms. Ranking them as sitcoms. JRD: Okay, it could be A then, it could be A. Okay, it could be A. Okay, I thought it was moving in general. It could be A then. MAS: The office is definitely an A, bro. JRD: No, no, get, yeah. Don: Right. Parks and rec. MAS: The JRD: be. Don: Wait, B or D? MAS: I said D but I'm just JRD: B bro, that's the same thing as- D is crazy. Gotta be B. you never seen B then, B. MAS: I never seen it. I never seen it. But the clips I seen aren't funnier than like the clips I seen of Kirby Enthusiasm or other shows I may have not seen. Don: What about Brooklyn nine nine? It's funnier it's funnier than Brooklyn? JRD: It's probably on the broken I9 for sure. MAS: I'm cool, B. I'm not sure. Don: Be or before or after curb. JRD: Same level, doesn't matter, it's not order. after, Don: it does matter 'cause this is the fi JRD: after. MAS: Yeah. JRD: Yeah. Don: Second one we got always sunny in Philadelphia. MAS: B. JRD: Always sunny and full of- have you watched the show? MAS: I've seen No, no, I JRD: Have you watched the show? Now I watched two episodes. MAS: haven't watched the whole show. JRD: Bro, that's S tier. It's the longest running TV show for- It's the longest- It's been Don: S tier? JRD: on for 20 years! Damn near. It's the reason it's the longest running show in history. Comedy show in history. S tier. It's hilarious. Yeah. Has to be. Don: S tier. Ten out of ten. JRD: 10 out of 10. Don: Going with that too, Moss. I know you haven't seen it, but JRD: It's been on since fi- It's been on for 20 years! MAS: Yeah, I haven't seen enough of it apparently. If he gives the S tier. He's passionate about Don: Okay. It's better than office. JRD: How many of us have you? Yeah. MAS: the S tier. JRD: Yeah, no. Better than office. Better Don: Is Baird in the office? All right. JRD: than office. Don: S tier. Next one. arrested development. MAS: D JRD: D. Yeah, I'm okay with D. Yeah. Don: D, y'all both seen it? MAS: Yeah, I saw it trash, honestly. It was more of like fall asleep to it. JRD: Yeah. That's right. I don't know why Netflix picked it up. Don: All right. The fresh prints. JRD: it's just okay. MAS: Turball or two. JRD: I'm gonna say Don: Yeah. JRD: I'm gonna say see Don: Si? MAS: No, I'd give that one a B. Don: You think Parks and Record's better than Fresh Pence? MAS: I feel like it has more storyline too than any of the Don: Would you rather watch w so would you rather watch Parks and Wreck again or Fresh Prince again? MAS: Fresh prints for sure. For sure. JRD: I don't know man, I don't know Don: you guys can't agree to C or B? JRD: It's not B because we got more. We're going to put three. Don: There's no limit. Just put it put it where you wanna put it. MAS: B. Don: Pause. JRD: Okay fine, V. Don: Above or after parks? JRD: after MAS: Buff for it. JRD: after No, no, I feel this if you Don: my gosh, this is your first dispute. MAS: All right, after, after, after. JRD: haven't watched a show You can't like say what's better like, know, that's crazy MAS: I guess, yeah. Don: But I think the majority of people in the world will say that Fresh Prince is buried in the parks. JRD: No, they will not. Parks and Recs is beloved. Don: It is beloved, but is it more beloved than Fresh Prince? It's is JRD: by everyone, every race. Fresh Prince. Don: Fresh Prince is not beloved by every race? Will Smith, this is what Will Smith JRD: It is not as much as parks and res. Don: is literally one of the most famous people in the world because of this show. It's what sparked it. It's definitely what sparked his fan. Huh? JRD: Hmm I would say him leaving the show as a man of famous boys in a hood ain't bad I'm bad boys man in black him leaving the show man of super famous I The reason why I say that blacks Don: The show is a sparking. JRD: and rec made multiple careers Fresh Prince only made one career Don: Well it's about the fresh prince. JRD: No, Park, Park's and rec every other show has made Everyone's famous by people famous always sunny Philadelphia Charlie day all of them making money separate stuff the office Don: Okay. JRD: minor characters still beloved still getting work What was that was that black guy named Darren? He got super famous off this? Don: Yeah, either Craig Robertson. MAS: Yeah. JRD: Greg Robertson, yeah. Yeah. Who was that? I Don: All right, next one. Everybody's Chris. JRD: was gonna ask. MAS: A Don: Have you seen everybody's JRD: Thank you. Don: Chris Moss? Use Okay. MAS: yeah, for sure. I seen that one more than Fresh Prince. JRD: Okay, it can be A then. I'll give you A. I ain't trippin'. Don: Is it better than office or after office? MAS: After well s it's got a whole storyline. No, no no put it before, put it before, put it before 'cause JRD: I don't know what happened. MAS: because the last season's the office always are the counter argument to everything. Yeah. For sure. Don: kills you, yeah. I think everybody's Christmas like I was I think it up here too. MAS: Yeah. It's pushing JRD: STL's heart MAS: S. I I see it JRD: I don't MAS: pushing S. But we how many got more? Four more? I just feel like we can't Yeah. I say Don: Yeah. I got four more. MAS: high A for sure. Don: Okay. Everybody's Christmas fire, bruh. Community. Community. MAS: community C JRD: I'm okay with C. The later later app, C's are horrible. Don: Before or after Brooklyn, above Brooklyn? MAS: above Brooklyn. Above Brooklyn. JRD: Weekly for Brooklyn, I agree. Don: All right, this is modern family now. JRD: S S Before before yes first MAS: That's it. Yeah. Don: This is the best one on the list so far. JRD: one yes as the greatest greatest sitcom of all time MAS: Yeah. Don: This one is what do we got right here? Martin. MAS: can't I've only seen clips of that one. But the clips I see just like Kirby Enthusiasm, they hit every time. JRD: You sing along. Don: Yeah, I think Martin has had me bent over cracking up a few times. I think JRD: Me too. Don: I'm not gonna lie, I think it's had me laugh harder than Fresh Princess that made me laugh. Me personally. JRD: Me too. MAS: Well apparently I can't say that it's above cur Don: Does that mean it's a better show? MAS: curb, but JRD: I would say it's right after curb. Don: Right at the curb in front of parks. JRD: Yes. MAS: Yeah. Don: Dang, you think Martin's better than Fresh Prince too? I think it is. But I think I think it's better. JRD: 100 % I think Martin MAS: Funnier. JRD: Martin is one of the it's like probably number two of black sitcoms the only one is Don: What's number one? JRD: beating it is probably like end of in color just based off like what 11 Don: Anything. JRD: color did for the community that's the only reason Don: I think I think I think I definitely got Martin over in Living Cover. But I and Living Cover's great. I know, I know what you mean. I know what you mean. I'm just saying. We it with that included, I'm still putting Martin over it. All right, last one. JRD: No, no, I only but yeah, yeah. Yeah, this was a trouble is I Don't blame you modest up to here no girl Don: out there. New girl. JRD: s MAS: Yay. JRD: s a No, no, no, I won't sound I won't step I won't stand for I won't stand for Don: I don't think he's seen this shit. Wait, you have seen New Girl? MAS: I have seen all of New Girl for sure. Twice. Don: Yeah. I watched my three times. JRD: New Girl is one of the only sitcoms besides Modern Family and Always Sunny where every character can have a spin-off show. Every MAS: See JRD: single character can have a spin-off show. The Office, everyone can have a spin-off show. Don: See, I t I don't think everyone in modern family can have a spinoff show. MAS: What? JRD: I said that. said Modern Family and Modern Family. Don: I don't think everyone could. JRD: All the groups could. All the groups could. Yeah, all the groups could. All the groups could. Don: Like like all the group all the families can have their own show, you're right. We don't put it like that. All the families definitely can have their own show. MAS: Yeah. JRD: Yes, all the groups could. I rephrased it. All the groups could. MAS: Yeah. See Don: But like every single individual character in New Girl can have their own show. JRD: A new girl. New girl might be ahead of modern family. It just doesn't have the longevity. Doesn't have the longevity. Doesn't have the longevity. Yeah. Don: Not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I think Martin MAS: They didn't no, they didn't push limits, bro. I like I like the the the risky comedy, bro. They didn't Don: Vailey? MAS: they didn't Yeah, Mart Modern Family had some great like JRD: if you like risky comedy, you need to watch Always Sunny. They're on, they're teetering. Don: I'm not gonna lie. MAS: Yeah. JRD: They're teetering. New Girl is tough. Don: Yeah. I think I I might say New Girl's the best on this list, bruh. To me personally, I think Newgirl might be the best on the list, bruh. I never really thought about that, bruh. Like it's just Newgirl's JRD: It might be. New Girl Me Too. My... He flip, bro. Yeah, yeah, bro. MAS: Why though, bro? Don: a fire show, bruh. JRD: You know, you know, I'm gonna this. I'm MAS: I mean Schmidt Okay, who's the funniest character? Schmidt, right? JRD: gonna say this. Schmidt's crash outs are the funniest. When he starts yelling and shit, crashes are hilarious. Don: His crash shows are hilarious. But like Nick is also very funny. Like you just look at watch Nick talk and just like the shit he does and the shit with his reasoning for shit. Like, my gosh. that's I'm about to watch that show. I think it's JRD: You give me cookie I give you cookie The reason why Nougat is so good You know how like all like sitcoms have like stuff like within the universe like a game they play or like a saying they do Nougat is the only sitcom where I wanted to play the game they were playing Don: fuck, what's the name of that show, that game? JRD: I forgot, but that shit was dope, MAS: It was like a it was like a patriot thing, like American Don: What's the name of that game, bro? JRD: Yeah. Don: it's you on the right track, bro. Is it American Patriot? JRD: You are. MAS: Americ like revolution or Don: Can't remember. Where are we putting this though? JRD: Gotta look it up. We MAS: Ganky, ganky. JRD: gotta see you. Don: Yankee Patriot, I don't know, bruh. I always try to try to figure it out the game. I I didn't look up the rules yet, but MAS: Yeah, they did really have like their own little cr created game. Yeah. JRD: True American, True American. Don: True American That shit's hilarious. JRD: I want to play that shit, it looks so fun, bro. MAS: Yeah. Doing Don: It looks so stupid, but so fun. JRD: Nougat won't be the best, one of all time. Don: I think I hate to say it, but I think I will have to put it over Modern Family. I just think the replay values. JRD: Yeah, gladly too. Don: I think the replay value is probably the best on this list. JRD: And because it's not as long, the Amana family is on for 12 MAS: Yeah, I I can see that. JRD: years, it's easy for them to forget. New growing in like MAS: For sure. Don: Yeah. JRD: 5 seasons, but they're all gas. Don: All gas. But also like JRD: even coach coach only on a few episodes and he's hilarious coach is hilarious Don: Coach, yeah, coach is hilarious. I'm I'm so mad y'all put everybody's Chris and A's here, bro, because I feel like I feel the same way for New Girl. JRD: I was arguing too much. I was arguing too much. I let him have it Don: I feel like I feel the same way for New Girl as I do for everybody's Chris. And I feel like JRD: Me too, bro. Don: I think that's just hilarious. I think MAS: I feel like Zoe De Chanel just has that characteristic that just makes her extremely likable and you guys are It's not even about being the best character, I'm just saying. JRD: She's not the best character. She's not a top three. She- Don: She's not even the best character. JRD: that's like- that's like 10 episodes that she's not in because she was pregnant or something and niggas didn't notice. They did not care. Not noticeable. Not noticeable at all. MAS: For real, I don't I don't remember that. Don: Yeah. Cause 'cause C C that's when C C started to shine a little bit more. JRD: Yeah, yeah messing around with their mess arounds. Hilarious. I might watch that after this Don: I'm I'm so serious I'm about to rewatch the show. JRD: I won't Don: But like where y'all putting it though? JRD: I'm saying number one, bro. MAS: I'm saying I'll give it number two on S tier, but I haven't seen Philadelphia. Sunday in Philadelphia. Don: So y'all s y'all happy with this list right here? MAS: Yeah, I'm not mad at that. JRD: I'm not gonna argue, I'm okay with it, you know? I feel like certain aspects I have to like, you know, for arguments that I have to give up on. Don: Okay. Well Moss, if you got to readjust the list, where you put? What would you put? What would you change? You have to make two big changes. MAS: I guess I'd put new girl as a A. Don: The new girl like where? MAS: As no, I'll put it after everybody. Don: After everybody's Chris. MAS: Yeah. Don: And then does that's the only thing you'll change about the list? MAS: Well, I mean d excluding shows that I haven't seen, like Philadelphia, I wouldn't know, but I know that it is the longest running show or whatever. JRD: So put it to D, put it to D if you don't like anything before, that's fine, put it to D. That's your change. I'm not gonna get mad about it. MAS: Okay, fine. Then yeah, put all it Don: This is the only change? MAS: And park parks and rec would be a D. Don: That's because you haven't seen But everything else is pretty nice and normal, like how you had it. MAS: Yeah. Everything else. Yeah, Kirby enthusiasm I seen enough clips and Martin. I Martin I used to watch on my break at work 'cause that's the only thing I can get on my like YouTube TV thing. So I used to watch that a lot. JRD: and Don: All right, Joshua can change. MAS: Yeah, I keep it there. JRD: Alright so we gonna put Everybody Hates Chris below Modern Family. We gonna put New Girl right on top. Don: Number one. JRD: Number one, yeah. We gonna drop Brooklyn 99 to D. MAS: Yeah, I'm not mad at that. JRD: Yeah. MAS: Andy Sandberg can be too much sometimes. JRD: Yeah, yeah, we gonna put Parks and Rec back at A in front of the office. No, I'm trippin' behind the office. I'm trippin' behind the office. We gonna put always and sunny in Philadelphia before everybody hates Chris. MAS: S tiers. Don: It's perfect like this? JRD: We gon put Martin at A behind Parks and Rec. That's perfect. Golden. Don: You know, I'm not mad at this one. It's just I haven't seen I haven't seen Always Sunny, but I would definitely put I think mine I would just put everybody's Chris in front of modern family. And I would put JRD: Okay. Don: Fresh Prince in A tier. 'Cause I think Fresh Prince was the only show that I've came close to crying. I'm not gonna speak on what part it was. I'm not gonna this fool. JRD: The dad? Tell him! Tell him! Wonderful. MAS: Yeah. Don: Why he don't want me no more? I was like, this dude. JRD: I'll go to work. Don: I feel it, I feel it. That boy, that boy was acting, bruh. JRD: I feel it, yeah. That's f- First season, too. Don: Yeah, that was act that was first season? That wasn't first season. JRD: Yeah, that was first season. Might have been first episode, MAS: No, there's no way you Don: Okay, now you're tripping. JRD: No, no, Don: It was not first season. That just made me even more confident that it wasn't first season. Because you said it wasn't the first episode. What the fuck? That was like late mid seasons, bruh. the quality was kind of good. MAS: Yeah. Everyone looks richer. Don: Yeah. MAS: Everybody hates Chris though. Don: Yeah, I I was thinking about watching that shit again too. That show made some actors' MAS: That was not great. Don: careers too. MAS: Fifteen cent worth of electricity. Don: Mm-hmm. MAS: Yeah. Little dude from across the street. Little hold of dog. Hey wait real quick, if you had if you put is Atlanta no, Atlanta's on a sitcom. Don: there's a land of fitness group. It's a that's a comedy, bro. JRD: No, not even a sitcom. mean, no, no, maybe we were wrong. Anything's a sitcom. Remember? If figure that out. Don: Which one? JRD: Maybe we found out we were looking it up. That was in our apartment. Yeah, Don: Yeah, situational comedy. So like JRD: it's all sitcoms. Don: If it's a comedy, it it fits in there. And I think if we put Atlanta in here, Atlanta goes A tier. Yeah. I JRD: Yeah, because Marissa, it said it said the Simpsons. Hey. MAS: I give it a Don: think it's I think it's high A. Because JRD: Yeah. Don: the last season wasn't MAS: That's a good thing. Don: all that. the first season, if it was like continuing that trend, it would have been S tier. JRD: And it's very experimental. Don: Yeah. That show was fire. JRD: very experimental. Don: did y'all watch the Vince Staples show? I'll put that in C. I'll put that in JRD: Yeah from from north side long beach I had to bro represent MAS: Yeah, that one was good too. Don: C. C tier. MAS: Yeah. I think JRD: I can't do my federal long-beaching and like that. Don: Maybe. MAS: the reason it was so low is because it did seem kinda like Atlanta, like that same Don: It was too close but it wasn't. MAS: Yeah. JRD: you understand that? MAS: Walmart version. Don: It's a good little ranking. let's get into this last segment real quick. All right, I I wanna ask you guys this. the biggest lie you believed growing up. I got mine already. JRD: You go first. I think I got to ponder on it. MAS: Mm. Yeah, go. Yeah, go. Don: mine was definitely I mean, obviously there's a lot of lies you believe, like Santa Claus and toothai and shit. But my MAS: Yeah. Don: biggest lie that still hits me to this day, is believing WWE was real. And that changed the whole trajectory of my life when I found out that shit was fake. MAS: Yeah. JRD: Did you cry? Don: Bro. I didn't cry, but I was very upset and I went from s so when I found out that mess was fake, I was already kinda like kinda in denial. I didn't really like throw any attention towards it being fake, or the the the statement of it being fake. But my cousin walked in one day, I'm watching Friday Night SmackDown. Which I think out of the at the time, I don't know how old I was but JRD: What year was it? Before 08, huh? Don: I was definitely watching OA. I think I think right before I went to high school. So probably like 2011, 2010, that era. Maybe a little bit before that. A little bit before that. So I when I was watching it, Raw JRD: I don't know if SmackDown was top tier back then. I think, I Rob was killing me. Don: was definitely, Raw was definitely top tier. So I think JRD: yeah it was, okay, well I was better, okay. Don: it was around 2010, 2011. But I will always watch SmackDown because that's Friday night. I didn't have school the next day. I could be up all night and then watch that shit. Monday was kinda harder. I had football practice or I had some other shit to do on Monday night and the school was the next day. So I can stay. Yeah, and it was always late. But yeah. But I watched But I will watch JRD: This is at 9 o'clock too man. Yeah, unless you have the red TV the loophole you watch them USA East Don: Smackdown. And then one day I'm watching SmackDown. Like I said, it was a lesser quality out of out of the two shows. JRD: Mm-hmm. Don: And then so there was a couple matches when I'm watching, like, this shit is so weak, bro. Why does he how is he eating that punch? Like, my gosh, he's he's JRD: Yeah. Don: not like the dudes aren't selling and shit. So it's like it's bad quality. So I was already kind of thinking JRD: and Don: it in my young mind. And my cousin walks in, sees me watching, I'm locked in. There was like some freaking jobbers fighting on the screen. And he goes, Like, Hey, you know that mess is fake, right? And I looked, I'm like, No, JRD: Eww. Don: it's not, bro. What the hell, get out of here? And me and him grew up watching this shit together. So I'm like MAS: Get out of here. JRD: Get Don: Why why do you coming here what are you coming here saying this for? And I simply not watch it. Bro, JRD: out here. Watch my hoodie. Don: I promise you by the end of the episode I'm like, wow, this shit is fake, bro. Turn it off. That was it. JRD: Okay. Don: I stopped watching that mess until like I started re watching wrestling, 'cause I watch it now. I didn't start I yeah, as an adult. Like maybe two two years ago I started watching it. JRD: That's what it happens because it gets lit when you're an adult and it's fake it's like Yeah Yeah, it's crazy press the way I'm talking to the crowd the Don: Yeah, 'cause you realize you accept it. Like, I like superheroes. Why can't I like wrestling? Like, you know what I mean? It's fake. And they know everyone knows it's fake. JRD: show we went to was pretty good Don: we did go to a show. That's before I even started watching it again. I just randomly went. JRD: Yeah, and I was in Western name first started blowing another color her mommy Don: Rhea Ripley? Yeah. I would definitely go to another show. How I JRD: Yeah, when she first started getting famous. Who is this chick? Don: Yeah, that's my MAS: like a a two part of kinda. One that video games make you violent and that hip hop will make you, I guess in the same way, like corrupted and do drugs and go do all that stuff. Don: You believe that video games will make you violent by playing them? MAS: So the I thought you said the biggest lie I was told. I guess Don: The biggest lie that you believed. That you believed growing up. JRD: And that's not really a lie, that's more of like a social thing, norm, you know? Don: Yeah, 'cause some people do make violent. JRD: Yeah, you know what I'm Like when I one little kid he was like, I wanna do hood robbing with my friend, the fat little kid. That's, Don: Moondocks. JRD: yeah, he's real. Don: I know, that's what I'm saying, bruh. JRD: Yeah, you know, cartoons and video games affected him. You know? Yeah, prime example, Don: For sure. For sure. Prime example of cartoons and videos affecting the channel. MAS: Yeah, yeah. JRD: yeah. MAS: Biggest lie that I believe? Don: You don't got nothing, you just not gullible as a kid? MAS: I guess not. JRD: Mine was pretty small. was If you're in a car and you're driving, you can't have the lights on. Don: Mm. That's another lie. I believe that too. I believe that too. MAS: okay. That's a good one. That's a good one. JRD: I believe that too. Yeah. And I believe that too. was like probably 12, 13. Don: Bro, I d I believe that's all I was down there dope or driving my own. Yeah, what the fuck? JRD: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. It was for sure like 12, 13, yeah. Don: I was like, man, wait a second. That's not illegal. JRD: Yeah, it's not. MAS: I guess all right, well I kinda with the thing with you step on your step on a crack, you break mama's back. I mean I d I definitely would avoid cracks. JRD: I'm still superstitious. I'm not stepping on any cracks. Don: You believe that for a minute? JRD: I still do. I'm not walking Don: I would have boycottes. JRD: under a ladder either. Not doing that. I don't think it's real, but still. Don: But would you think that like superstition? Yeah, I'm saying believing something and I guess believing you're believing in the superstition by not partaking in it, so MAS: Yeah. JRD: You walking through a ladder? Don: I guess I would do it. I've done it before and nothing happened to me. I broke in a few JRD: Eastwood Post. MAS: Have to think times at work. Don: mirrors intentionally. JRD: You split pose too? Don: I I always put pose, yeah. If I can avoid JRD: Mmm. Don: it I will, but if if it's unavoidable I'll do it. I'm not I'm not going back around. JRD: I mean, so yeah, if I can avoid it, I'm definitely avoiding it. Don: I I did JRD: Yeah, yeah. Don: that I'll do it s it depends what I'm with, 'cause i I'm with people that like to split poles and I won't split poles, you know what I mean? MAS: Yeah, JRD: Okay. MAS: I found out about that shit with you guys in New York. Like I d never heard Don: Yeah. But somebody MAS: of that and all of a sudden I heard split and pull like what are you talking about? JRD: I don't split polls honestly. Don: Yeah. And if I can avoid it by telling someone else not to do it, I will. But like if they don't split if they split the pole, I'm not gonna come back over here. Because I got homies that would do that. Scorpion ass if you split the pole and you don't come back. Or JRD: Okay, you're not you're not you're not gonna make a big deal. Yeah Hey you trippin Don: he'll go, like I had a homie that I split a pole you know I'm a troll. He tells me to come back and JRD: Okay. Don: I just keep walking. This fool would go back and retrace his track JRD: Thank Don: just so he can go to the same side I went. So like people it's superstitious shit. JRD: When I was a teenager, I MAS: Well, JRD: for sure would have that, bro. Don: I didn't start believing splitting poles like freaking after college, bro. I never tripped over that shit as kid. That's it though. I'm trying to think of another one like the light, bro, because I I always thought that was real. MAS: That was a good one. Don: turning your car off when you're putting gas in. That's just fake, bro. That's shit's fake, bro. JRD: Is it? I don't think that's fake. MAS: That is no. Don: That's fake, bro. That's fake. That's shit fake. I don't do it. I I'm not telling you to do MAS: I'm not leaving my car running long. Why would you walk Yeah. JRD: I'm still not doing it. There's a sign that says don't auto your car. Don: it, but I'm telling you that shit's fake. You can look it up too. MAS: You th I seen a whole l new list. They say you shouldn't Don: What's gonna happen? I literally MAS: even be on your phone either. Don: I literally JRD: Yeah, because it'll let you shock. Don: I literally do that shit every day. I have zero cards blow MAS: I don't know why though. Don: up on me. Zero cards blow up on me. JRD: You probably have to do it for work, huh? Like, get the car on, we putting gas in it? Okay. MAS: No. Don: No, you don't. That's no. Just do it. Everyone does it. Who doesn't do that? MAS: No, I any JRD: You're the only one, that I know. MAS: don't listen to this man, everybody. This guy is Don: You guys keep believing that. I'm just saying. What what are you afraid of? What JRD: Right. Don: are you leaving the car on? What are you afraid of? Tell me. MAS: Yeah. JRD: It's just a sign that Don: Just tell me. JRD: says don't have your car idled while putting gas in it. Idling while putting gas in it. Don: Guess what? There's also a sign on airplanes that say put your phone in airplane mode. How many times you put your phone on airplane mode? JRD: That's a old world though. That's a old world though. MAS: I'm a good passenger, bruh. Don: It's still a rule. They still they still tell you that. JRD: That's a old- It depends on what airline I'm flying. Like if I'm flying in Alaska? Don: Regardless, there's rules that people break on the regular all the time. JRD: Yeah. Don: So why do why do you draw the line here? That's why I'm asking you. Why do you draw the line of the idling your car while putting the gas in it? JRD: I don't know. MAS: It's just so easy to turn it off and then turn it back on when you start your car. Don: That's your choice, but I'm asking like why? What are you afraid of? Your car's gonna blow up? JRD: I mean, a hood's something that's still your car. MAS: I've seen you ever seen Zoolander? JRD: Something up. Don: No. JRD: No, the cigarette. But the cigarette. that's probably. I'm gonna joke. Evan, the cigarette. Yeah, can I say it like no. I'm gonna blow it. MAS: yeah, honestly that might be what it is, bro. That's kinda different because they were spraying gasoline all over the place and then he lit a cigarette. But it doesn't matter. It's still a gas station Don: Yeah, you're smoking a cigarette. So that's different. Smoking a cigarette? MAS: and a car blowing up, bro. I'm cool. I don't need to Don: Yeah, but I'm saying JRD: They Don: smoking cigarette, you're inviting that shit. JRD: also say if you're filling a gas tank, you're supposed to put it on the floor and then on the car because static from the gas tank and the car can make a spark and you can catch on fire. Don: That's another I'm trying to think of another. JRD: I got one. You have to wait 30 minutes after eating a drink of water. That's just not Don: people are going to pool. They're going to pool. JRD: true. I got MAS: Yeah. JRD: another one too. if you're going fishing, you gotta be quiet. MAS: I heard that for hunting, but not fishing. Don: Fishing, you can't be quiet. You you you JRD: Like you don't have to be Don: Fish don't hear? The vibration in the from the boat? JRD: No. no, it's not real. I'm talking, it's not real. No, I'm telling you, no, Don: I'm I'm just asking. I I don't go fishing. JRD: no, I'm telling you, no, it's not real. It's not real. Don: I never heard that one either though. MAS: Most of those lies are things that are coming from our parents. That's what's crazy. Don: We gotta break the cycle. I'm gonna have my kid turn on the light when I'm driving. Fuck it. JRD: For real. Don: Dad, I can't I I I did I didn't see down here. Turn the light on then. What the hell? Who told you you can't? Not me. JRD: Yeah, yeah, go ahead, go. MAS: What yeah, what if what if evolution's already hit and they just know not to now? They're like, I can do that? JRD: Nah, Don: Yeah, bro. I think that's what it is, bro. my mom definitely. JRD: I'm gonna make my future kid eat a sandwich going to water now. But MAS: Yeah. JRD: going to water now! Don: Push them in order. MAS: Hey, when was the last time you had a sandwich with chips in it? JRD: I don't recall. Don: Do you count fries as chips? MAS: Exactly. That's what I'm saying. You had a sandwich with chips in it for the last time you didn't even know. JRD: That's not a chance. Probably not, bro. MAS: Yeah. JRD: Probably not. Don: I don't think I ever will. JRD: Yeah, I would never ever order that. Like, you know, yeah, white bread, Don: I don't eat sandwiches that won't JRD: Doritos, I don't eat sandwiches anymore either. I would never be, because I'm one you gotta Don: you sounding like it. JRD: begin with, honestly. Don: My sandwiches is gourmet sandwiches. Like I need some freaking steak in there or some JRD: Yeah, I need to go to, fucking, what's that place called? Jersey Mines, even though the quality is dropping. Don: Still a sandwich, so those are the type of sandwiches you eat. They don't chips don't belong enough. All right. JRD: They don't separate. Don: Moss, you got your pack of the week? MAS: Yeah. I don't Don: Yeah how? MAS: know if y'all ever been on Facebook Marketplace. I've be on that recently. I've been coming up on some things. I think JRD: low-bomb. MAS: yeah, exactly. I mean people are just like either moving, they're just trying to get things out, you can catch things at the right time and come up come up on some things that are, you know, like way cheaper than what they should be. Like I I like I got a treadmill, bunch of gym equipment and stuff like that, for the low. So you know, it's now Don: Damn. What's the low? How much? MAS: I got a treadmill for one ten. JRD: Mm. MAS: So yeah. And then I we also sold a couch. So there was a couch that when I had my first house in my girl, we got a couch for seventy five and then I just resold it for a hundred. So we got we upgraded and got another couch. The couch that we did get There's a big nice L shaped couch. That one was I wanna say one eighty or something like that. Just just jug. Yeah. You basically I guess the hack of the week is try don't be afraid to look for things used. It don't have to be Facebook Marketplace, but I know freaking lately I feel like the the stock for, you know, buying and selling and and thrifting is going up. It's becoming more trendy, so you gotta try and get it get things while you can. JRD: Especially thrift and they act like they got lately have to buy the clothes now. They were donated relax Don: Yeah, a lot of a lot of I I can't stand these thrift stores that scale their freaking prices. MAS: No, we I'm telling we're gonna go to the best one ever. Everyone knows the L train in Brooklyn when we go to New York. It's it's freaking literally Don: I I've been there already. I'm almost at like three in Brooklyn. JRD: Never been. MAS: Yeah, it's it's insane, but you get lost in there down there. But yep. Don: Yeah. All right, that was the episode with the MAS: Far fact though. JRD: Yeah. Don: Shout out for the three. Holding it down. JRD: I love you. MAS: Yeah. dyl_outro-YluVuIgpa: What up y'all? Thanks for watching. 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