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Barra's Bits: It Feel's Like They've Lost Their Best Form · Lisa & Russell

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  Speaker 1: When you hit off with your mates and.
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  Speaker 2: You just crack gags, added a lot of colour.
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  Speaker 1: Humour, time. He went to boss level for Barra's Beards.
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  Speaker 1: Have some of this.
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  Speaker 3: Bang.
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  Speaker 1: Gold's 96 FM. Good morning.
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  Speaker 4: Alrighty.
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  Speaker 1: Tough weekend for the Barra. Tough weekend for the Barra.
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  Speaker 3: Happy Father's Day for yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: That was an up. Moment? It sort of kind of
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  Speaker 1: ruined my day, the demons losing. It was like, I
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  Speaker 1: was so flat.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't going to say anything so early.
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  Speaker 4: But it was the 1978 grand final all over again with.
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  Speaker 1: Two points in it. Rip the bandaid off. Get it
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  Speaker 1: out of the way early. We'll get to it. No,
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  Speaker 1: five seconds to go. We lost two. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I might have shed a tear or two. And anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it was hard doing the news last night, but
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  Speaker 2: let's get back to the AFL.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we covered the Dockers, didn't we, on Friday?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And the more I think about it, it feels
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  Speaker 2: like they've lost their best form at the moment, all
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  Speaker 2: the stuff they had to go.
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  Speaker 1: Through towards the end of the season.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, let's not put the thought out there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
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  Speaker 2: I'll have to ask Justin Longmuir this week, have you
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  Speaker 2: lost your form?
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  Speaker 1: Are you out of form? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So what they've got to do now is they've just
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  Speaker 2: got to guts it out on Friday night. They've just
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  Speaker 2: got to screw up their guts and just get across
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  Speaker 2: the line.
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  Speaker 1: What does your gut tell you? Because Geelong are dangerous
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  Speaker 1: this time of year, aren't they? They're always good.
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  Speaker 2: And they came over here in round 15, and they
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  Speaker 2: nearly got the job done. They lost by 11 points,
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  Speaker 2: and Bailey Smith didn't play. Tom Stewart didn't play. And
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  Speaker 2: they needed the unicorn to go mental in the last– well,
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  Speaker 2: go crazy in the last quarter to actually win the game.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they just can't get behind. They can't think, oh,
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  Speaker 2: we'll just come over the top. Just get in front, boys.
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  Speaker 2: Stay in front. Do it easy for your members unless
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  Speaker 2: Jackson does go full unicorn. But Josh Tracy, he'll be
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  Speaker 2: Cyclone Tracy because he had one kicked in the end.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, at the very end. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, they can do it. They can 100 absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. Unless he's injured, Tracy.
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  Speaker 2: So we'll ask, we might have to, I heard he's
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  Speaker 2: not playing golf, so we might have to ask the coach.
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  Speaker 3: Well, they're not doing anything where they might hurt themselves.
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  Speaker 3: And you can hurt.
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  Speaker 1: Yourself at golf, trust me. Oh, can you?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you can.
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  Speaker 1: Apparently. Do you have a lot of hits?
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  Speaker 3: I've sprayed a hip.
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  Speaker 2: People standing sometimes next to Lisa can get hurt in
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  Speaker 2: golf too.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, stop it.
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  Speaker 1: Kangaroos. Kangaroo. No. In the bush.
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  Speaker 3: Ducks, look out.
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  Speaker 2: Tickets are on sale from 10 a.m. this morning, Dockers fans.
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  Speaker 2: Priority one members, then priority two at 11 a.m. General public,
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  Speaker 2: if there's any left at 3 p.m.
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  Speaker 4: It'll just be a sellout like the other night, won't it?
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  Speaker 4: Even though some people were leaving angry.
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  Speaker 1: A minute. Yeah, well, I think they leave some for
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  Speaker 1: the general public as well.
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  Speaker 2: But my advice, the more devices, the better.
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  Speaker 1: That seems to be the way to do it. Right.
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  Speaker 1: When you're logging in all over the shops. That's right.
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  Speaker 4: How I bought Rolling Stones tickets last time they were here.
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  Speaker 4: Several devices going at once.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good comparison.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 2: They're not as old as Mick Jagger, but yeah. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: what about the Crows eliminated the Bulldogs? And I just
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  Speaker 2: wanted to tell you about this. Going into the match,
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  Speaker 2: a seven journo named Tom Morris had implied that the
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  Speaker 2: Adelaide coach would get sacked.
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  Speaker 1: Matthew Nix would get sacked. That's a big story. If
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  Speaker 1: he lost, you're going to get sacked.
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  Speaker 2: So during the game in the last quarter, of course,
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  Speaker 2: seven panned to the to the box, the coach's box,
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  Speaker 2: a number of times. And the roar was enormous, biggest
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  Speaker 2: roar of the night, because obviously he's not getting sacked
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  Speaker 2: now because he won. And the fans love him. But ironically,
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  Speaker 2: Crows legend Taylor Walker was interviewed after the game.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see this?
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  Speaker 2: And he was interviewed by Tom Morris, who happened to
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  Speaker 2: be working the boundary on the.
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  Speaker 1: Night, which is a bit dodgy. Awkward.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And he made sure, this is text, he made sure
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  Speaker 2: Tom knew that Nix was not getting sacked.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, mate, just, as I said, just so grateful
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  Speaker 5: for the opportunity that this footy club gave me. But
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  Speaker 5: in saying that, it's not about me. It's about this
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  Speaker 5: footy club and, you know, we've got three more games
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  Speaker 5: to go, so... Much to your disgust.
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy for you.
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  Speaker 5: Ah, Nixie would be you, mate. Don't worry about that.
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  Speaker 1: So talk to us about the week then. You said
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  Speaker 1: outside noise before we go. You bet I started it,
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  Speaker 1: but that's okay. Exactly. Yeah, you did. And congratulations for it.
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  Speaker 5: And then we answered your critics, didn't we? So really,
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  Speaker 5: really stoked, mate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's up yours. Good on him.
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  Speaker 2: Tom Morris handled himself all right too. And then there
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  Speaker 2: was this blackface scandal.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen this?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's a crow. It's a crow. It's a crow.
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  Speaker 4: They've cropped the photo and then you see the other photo.
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  Speaker 1: There's no blackface.
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  Speaker 3: And you go, hang on, that makes sense.
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  Speaker 1: It's crowface. Hang on. A member of the Adelaide Shears
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  Speaker 1: Squad dressed up as a crow.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: You can see from the beak on her head.
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  Speaker 1: She had the black glove.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, she had the wings. She did the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: She had the beak.
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  Speaker 2: But then she did her face in black. And on
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  Speaker 2: the coverage, you didn't see all that. It's an old face.
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  Speaker 2: Then people were taking photos. The internet wanted to hit back.
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  Speaker 2: So people were taking photos with her, obviously wanting to
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  Speaker 2: stitch her up.
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  Speaker 1: Put it on the internet. But I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: If your costume requires you to explain.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't pretending to be black. I was pretending to
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  Speaker 1: be a bird. Maybe you haven't nailed the costume. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the photo's pretty obvious.
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  Speaker 3: No, she can't help idiots.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 4: That don't understand what she's dressed in, who can't see
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  Speaker 4: the black wings and.
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  Speaker 1: Work out it's a crow.
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  Speaker 4: What about the TV directors who need to do a
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  Speaker 4: wide shot rather than a close-up?
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  Speaker 1: But what if you have to walk home like that? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's Adelaide. People might just misunderstand.
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  Speaker 4: Half of the posts I saw on Facebook were pretty
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  Speaker 4: tongue-in-cheek about it, actually, because most people understand that it
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  Speaker 4: was a crow.
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  Speaker 1: Would you do it, though? I wouldn't dress up for
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  Speaker 1: anything for the football. You're lucky to get me in
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  Speaker 1: a beanie.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not a face painter. You're lucky to get me
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  Speaker 3: in a beanie.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, classy.
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  Speaker 2: And what about the Sydney Swans? Pressure makes diamonds. Pressure
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  Speaker 2: makes diamonds.
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  Speaker 1: You tipped it. You tipped it. That's right. Who tipped it? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I tipped it. I don't remember that. On Friday, she said,
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  Speaker 1: I reckon Sydney will win. And we went, we scoffed.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? What do you mean we, King Wasabi?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean, mate? No. I have no recollection
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  Speaker 1: of such a thing. Saturday night, remarkable.
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  Speaker 2: Five players gone, four of them in their best 23,
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  Speaker 2: and they walk into the SCG and they knock over Brisbane.
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  Speaker 1: Somewhere Pav's probably going, maybe we should have left six out. Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and we know who Kimi Antonelli is, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Championship leader.
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  Speaker 1: He delivered.
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  Speaker 2: I watched this race because it finished about 11. It
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  Speaker 2: was such a good watch, the Italian Grand Prix. He drove,
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  Speaker 2: delivered one of the most sensational wins in the history
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  Speaker 2: of the Italian Grand Prix at Monza too, if you
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  Speaker 2: don't mind. He's Italian. He's only 20. First home winner
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  Speaker 2: in 60 years.
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  Speaker 1: 60, yeah. And you know where he started? 19th.
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  Speaker 2: 19th.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's right.
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  Speaker 3: Which is basically last.
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  Speaker 1: Just about. He had to drive through the field. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: And then he had to go past his mate, George. Hey, George, sorry, mate.
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  Speaker 1: I've got new tyres. You haven't. He goes, bang.
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  Speaker 2: So George handled it beautifully too because he could have
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  Speaker 2: blown up Deluxe. So the young fellow, the 20-year-old, he
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  Speaker 2: grew up in Emilia Romagna, which is just down the
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  Speaker 2: road from Monza. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's his seventh win of the year.
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  Speaker 2: He could be the first Italian world champion since Ferrari's
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  Speaker 2: Alberto Ascari in 1953.
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  Speaker 1: That's a long, long way. If only he had have
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  Speaker 1: done it. In a Ferrari. In a Ferrari. Imagine that.
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  Speaker 1: That would have been the icing on the cake. Because
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  Speaker 1: they're all, it's so red there. It's unbelievable. But have
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  Speaker 1: you got the audio there, great man?
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  Speaker 2: This is how he sounded when he crossed the line
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  Speaker 2: in Magnificent Monza.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, and in English, Forza. Forza. Forza means come on,
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  Speaker 1: come on.
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  Speaker 2: Incredible for Kimi Antonelli, who wins the Italian Grand Prix
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  Speaker 2: from 19th on the grid.
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  Speaker 1: Forza Kimi! Forza Kimi!
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  Speaker 3: Yes!
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  Speaker 5: Oh, my God!
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God!
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  Speaker 4: Forza Kimi!
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  Speaker 1: Forza Kimi!
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  Speaker 4: That's what I sound like when I get a parking
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  Speaker 4: spot at Carinup on a Saturday morning.
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  Speaker 1: That reminds me of someone on L plates up until recently. Oh, mate,
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  Speaker 1: he's a beautiful young man. Yeah, so George was second
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  Speaker 1: in the Mercedes.
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  Speaker 2: Oscar got passed by Lando in the last lap, so
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  Speaker 2: that was horrible, and he came fifth. Yeah, so if
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  Speaker 2: you want to look back on the news tonight, it's
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  Speaker 2: really worth having a look.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we'll get to it. Waffle. Are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: I'm putting it off.
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  Speaker 2: Absolute heartbreaker for Demons fans and their president and everyone
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  Speaker 2: associated with the club.
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  Speaker 1: Anyone you know?
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  Speaker 2: And I was thinking of Lisa and we got beaten
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  Speaker 2: right with five seconds, five seconds on the clock.
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  Speaker 1: And this kid Van Diemen had to be a demon,
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  Speaker 1: didn't it? We should have known. Get on the demon
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  Speaker 1: block for God's sake.
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  Speaker 2: He snaps this one from near the boundary on his
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  Speaker 2: left foot. He's not even a left footer. And he
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  Speaker 2: floats through with five seconds to go. And we were
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  Speaker 2: four points up and they won by two.
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  Speaker 1: Opportunity. Van Diemen sends it goalwards. And he gets it
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  Speaker 1: for East Perth. Look at them. The Perth fans have
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  Speaker 1: no idea what to do with themselves. 31 minutes. Siren's gone.
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  Speaker 1: East Perth are through to the preliminary final.
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  Speaker 2: Perth hearts are absolutely broken at Laughlin Park.
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  Speaker 3: In their first ever final on this ground.
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  Speaker 1: Once upon a time, you would have sent him to
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  Speaker 1: Van Diemen's Land. Ball and chain.
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  Speaker 3: What now?
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  Speaker 1: Claremont? Yeah, so we're out.
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  Speaker 2: The Royals, your team advances to play Claremont on Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: Monster effort by my boys. And the Royals, what a club,
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  Speaker 2: you know. And Peel's waiting for them in the grand final.
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  Speaker 3: Peel Thunder are there.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, well done, Demons. Cooper Connolly, the test team's
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  Speaker 2: just come out for Africa. And Cooper Connolly, the West
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  Speaker 2: Australian boy, and Josh Inglis are in the squad. They're
• 9:53
  Speaker 2: in the squad, so that's good. That's huge news for
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  Speaker 2: in cricket news and Marnus has survived as well so
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  Speaker 2: Cooper Connolly Josh Inglis and Marnus in the 16 man
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  Speaker 2: squad and I just wanted to say uh Harley Reid
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  Speaker 2: did win the.
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  Speaker 3: Best yes he did yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And Dom Pike had a good line he must it
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  Speaker 2: must been getting to him because I know this wasn't
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  Speaker 2: in the script because a friend of mine was hosting
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  Speaker 2: and um Don Pike comes out the CEO and he
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  Speaker 2: just couldn't help himself. He goes, look, this is fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: We're having a great night. But September, September's for finals,
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  Speaker 1: not for functions.
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  Speaker 3: True. It's so true.
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  Speaker 1: It's true. In the past, the Eagles would never had
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  Speaker 1: a function in September ever. It's like. Just a reminder
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  Speaker 1: to everybody, we shouldn't be here now. Yes, this is
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  Speaker 1: not good. No. Okay, it's great. Should be doing this
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  Speaker 1: in October. Well done, my friends. Thank you, mate.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Congratulations to the Royals. It's always next year, Barra. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. All right. We're so close.