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The Fifth Hour: Not a List, Bite Me · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Cutbooms.
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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
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Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
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Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
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Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
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Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to Clearinghouse of
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Speaker 2: hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth Hour
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Speaker 2: with Ben Maller starts right now.
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Speaker 1: In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben
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Speaker 1: Maler and Danny g Radio Happy Friday, the last fifth
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Speaker 1: Hour that we will do here in the month of May.
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Speaker 1: We'll have pods all weekend long as the Vancouver sojourn
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Speaker 1: rolls on the Big Malard Get Together last night. Details
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Speaker 1: on that. We're gonna save that for next weekend. Loser,
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Speaker 1: I know, I know you're excited. You have to wait.
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make you wait for that for next weekend.
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Speaker 1: But we have a lot to get to, so I
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Speaker 1: thought we'd change it up a little bit on this
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Speaker 1: pod and just have a free for all if you will.
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Speaker 1: I don't know free for all it's the right term.
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Speaker 1: Now we will have the phrase of the week. We've
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Speaker 1: got that. But before we get to the Free for
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Speaker 1: All the round robin with some of the stories that
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Speaker 1: we did not get to on the radio show that
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Speaker 1: we should have gotten to, but they're not really sporty stories,
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Speaker 1: so we didn't get to them. And Yeah, we have
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Speaker 1: a celebrity wedding. I've been told this is a big deal.
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Speaker 1: Now for me, it's not a big deal because I
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Speaker 1: don't know the people in the wedding. I'm not going
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Speaker 1: to the wedding. I'm hanging out eating poutine all weekend
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Speaker 1: in Canada. But somewhere, likely in California, a big celebrity
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Speaker 1: wedding taking place involving the most valuable player in the NFL,
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Speaker 1: Josh Allen. I believe the wedding is tomorrow. Believe I'm
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Speaker 1: right on that. Believe I'm right on that the wedding
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Speaker 1: is tomorrow. Anyway that matter. Josh Allen's getting married, which
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Speaker 1: opens him up officially to a term that is saved
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Speaker 1: for athletes that get into high profile relationships and end
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Speaker 1: up getting married. Hailey Steinfeld I believe is the woman's name.
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Speaker 1: She's a big actress. I guess, not really familiar with
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Speaker 1: her work, but they're the big power couple there. I
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Speaker 1: guess and TMZ all over it, and so that means
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Speaker 1: Josh Allen is now eligible to be a member of
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Speaker 1: what is clinically known as the Yoko Ono phrase, the
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Speaker 1: yoko Ono effect. I guess it's the actual clinical term,
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Speaker 1: which is not an official official thing, but it's something
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Speaker 1: that we have talked about for many, many years on
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Speaker 1: sports radio. And so Josh Allen, now that he is
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Speaker 1: signing on the dotted line, is eligible to join the
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Speaker 1: likes of Carmelo Anthony, who was with La La Anthony,
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Speaker 1: a high profile couple, and the relationship it was a
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Speaker 1: Yoko like situation that she was said to be a distraction.
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Speaker 1: Carmelo was not doing well at times, and he did
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Speaker 1: put up some good stats, didn't win anything, and that
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Speaker 1: was called the Yoko effect. Many Kardashians have brought down
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Speaker 1: men Chris Humphreys. You might not even know who that was.
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Speaker 1: He was a basketball player, not a good one for
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Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Nets, and he ended up canoodling with Kim Kardashian.
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Speaker 1: They had a seventy two day marriage and then they
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Speaker 1: got divorced and that was about the end, about the
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Speaker 1: end of Chris Humphreys, and then the Nets were terrible
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Speaker 1: and he wasn't very good and he it was supposed
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Speaker 1: to be a breakout star. It never became a breakout player.
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Speaker 1: And that was that. And then they had Tristan Thompson
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Speaker 1: who was with Chloe Kardashian that didn't go so well.
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Speaker 1: Lamar Odom who was also with Chloe Kardashian and ended
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Speaker 1: up in a brothel in Nevada, did not work out
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Speaker 1: so well. Theref was some NFL examples, The most famous
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Speaker 1: would be Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, although people did
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Speaker 1: accuse Giselle of messing with Tom Brady. However, the problem
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Speaker 1: with that if you're gonna claim the Yoko Ono label
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Speaker 1: is that Tom Brady won multiple Super Bowls during their marriage.
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Speaker 1: So never let the facts get in the way of
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Speaker 1: a good story. Anyway, Good luck to Josh Allen. I'm
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Speaker 1: sure things will go just great, just absolutely wonderful, and
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Speaker 1: we'll see it. The Yoko Odo effect going all the
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Speaker 1: way back to John Lennon and the end of the Beatles,
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Speaker 1: which was directly tied to Yoko Ono. And I know
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Speaker 1: someone that knows Yoko owner. That would be the great
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Speaker 1: Padd O'Brien. I've told the story a few times over
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Speaker 1: the years, but I used to when Pat worked at
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Speaker 1: the company. It was someone who did shows with Pad O'Brien,
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Speaker 1: and so every once in a while I would talk
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Speaker 1: to Pat off campus, off work, and I remember one
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Speaker 1: time I called him up. I was on the one oh,
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Speaker 1: I was having the four or five going to the
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Speaker 1: one on one in La I was on the four
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Speaker 1: or five freeway going transitioning to the one on one freeway,
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Speaker 1: and I'm on the phone with Pat and I don't
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Speaker 1: remember what we were talking about. It was something ridiculous,
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Speaker 1: something stupid, and Pat says, hold on, Ben, I've got
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Speaker 1: another call. Yoko's on the other line. Now I don't
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Speaker 1: know whether that is true or not. He always he
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Speaker 1: drop two names, Yoko and Ringo Ringo Star. Those are
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Speaker 1: the names. I got Ringo on one line, I got
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Speaker 1: Yoko on the other. And like, okay, well whatever, good
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Speaker 1: for you. Good for you, Pat. But anyway, the Yoko
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Speaker 1: Ono effect and now time for this is exciting. Buckle
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Speaker 1: up the phrase of the week, that's right, the phrase
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Speaker 1: of the week on the Fifth Hour podcast. So a
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Speaker 1: lot of prices going up right now because of the
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Speaker 1: political climate, the tariffs, whatever, and this is not a
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Speaker 1: political podcast. It was for about a month, but it's
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Speaker 1: not a political podcast. So the phrase pay through the nose,
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Speaker 1: which I think every man, woman and child knows, I
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Speaker 1: would argue that every man, woman in child with a
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Speaker 1: IQ above I don't know seven knows. The phrase pay
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Speaker 1: through the nose means to pay a ridiculous amount of
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Speaker 1: money for something that you think is a bit too much,
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Speaker 1: a bit too much. Is it true that that phrase
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Speaker 1: goes all the way back, all the way back to
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Speaker 1: the Viking times? There's a popular theory by popular people
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Speaker 1: that study phrases and verbiage that that phrase goes all
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Speaker 1: the way back to the ninth century and the Viking's
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Speaker 1: invasion of Ireland. They imposed a tax called the nose tax.
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Speaker 1: The Vikings they were barbarians. And if someone did not
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Speaker 1: or could not pay the nose tax, what do you
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Speaker 1: think happened? That's right, ding ding ding ding ding. The
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Speaker 1: nose would be sliced off, chop, chop, No more nose.
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Speaker 1: It's all over for the nose. You're done. And so
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Speaker 1: pay through the nose came to me in paying a
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Speaker 1: high price literally or figuratively, pay paying through the nose.
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Speaker 1: Another term pay through the nose appeared in English years
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Speaker 1: and years after the Vikings went around with their nose tacks.
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Speaker 1: This around the seventeenth century, although there are people that
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Speaker 1: are involved in the linguist world that believe it arrived
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Speaker 1: from the Norse practice. The practice the Viking practice and
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Speaker 1: survived orally through memory. So it wasn't written down, but
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Speaker 1: people talked about it. You know, it was such a
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Speaker 1: dramatic thing. And I would imagine it would be a
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Speaker 1: dramatic thing if you saw one of your friends and
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Speaker 1: they no longer had a nose, or they only had
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Speaker 1: part of a nose because somebody took a sharp object
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Speaker 1: and sliced the nose off. You would remember that, you
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Speaker 1: would tell other people about that. That would be a thing,
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Speaker 1: that would absolutely be a thing. The earliest written form
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Speaker 1: in English states to sixteen seventy it was written, they
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Speaker 1: must pay through the nose for it. So the most
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Speaker 1: popular and the theory that we are going with is
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Speaker 1: the Vikings back in the ninth century invading Ireland and
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Speaker 1: having a nose tax, leading to the phrase of the week,
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Speaker 1: pay through the nose. We're going to go around now
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Speaker 1: some stories that we should have probably talked about, but
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Speaker 1: we didn't talk about on the radio show over the
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Speaker 1: course of the week. And I thought these were interesting.
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Speaker 1: I thought these were interesting. I don't know how many
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Speaker 1: of you were gonna get too, might not get to
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Speaker 1: that many. So there's a story out that if you
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Speaker 1: are stuck in traffic, you are more likely to do
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Speaker 1: what you are more likely to go to the drive through.
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Speaker 1: That's right. Traffic delays make people more likely to choose
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Speaker 1: fast food over going to the grocery store. A new
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Speaker 1: study out recently found that even a small increase in
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Speaker 1: can ingestion leads to a measurable rise a measurable rise
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Speaker 1: in eating fast food. That's right, and it leads to
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Speaker 1: a rise in fast food a drop in supermarket trips.
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Speaker 1: The effect is strongest during evening rush hour congestion. They
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Speaker 1: says five to seven. They clearly didn't do this in
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Speaker 1: Los Angeles, where it starts at one in the afternoon
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Speaker 1: and goes all the way till eight o'clock at night. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: right around dinner time. That is the place on the
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Speaker 1: clock where the most impact is taken for food choices.
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Speaker 1: Although it does say or that they did do this
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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles, but if you think five to seven
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Speaker 1: is rush hour, my friend, you have not seen anything.
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Speaker 1: I say time loss to traffic. May that's a weasel word,
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Speaker 1: may be quietly shaping public health. And they estimate that
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Speaker 1: this adds up to one point two million extra fast
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Speaker 1: food visits per year. That's just in La County. So okay,
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Speaker 1: all you you health in us. Get rid of traffic
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Speaker 1: and then people won't eat fast food. Just get rid
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Speaker 1: of traffic and you're you're good to go. What's next here?
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Speaker 1: How about this one? How about this one? The dirtiest
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Speaker 1: area on a cruise ship is blank. The dirtiest area
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Speaker 1: on a cruise ship is blank. Do you have an idea?
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Speaker 1: Have you seen this? You did not see this. It's
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Speaker 1: not the toilets. It's not the toilets. It's not the
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Speaker 1: filth in the kitchen. It's not that. It's what And
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Speaker 1: I'm not a cruise guy. I know some people that
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Speaker 1: are sports with Coleman, some other people, big cruise people.
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Speaker 1: The dirtiest area on a cruise is the private balcony
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Speaker 1: hot tub ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding ding
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Speaker 1: ning ning. Yes, the private balcony hot tub, which has
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Speaker 1: the trifecta. What do you mean by that. Let me explain. So,
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Speaker 1: according to this new study out the we used to
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Speaker 1: call it Chacuzi back in the day, and some people
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Speaker 1: still call it the Chacuzi. But the bacteria that is
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Speaker 1: out there is insane to the membrane and handle with care.
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Speaker 1: They claim that it is a three dimensional petri dish,
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Speaker 1: the hot tub. All bacteria needs is three things and
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Speaker 1: they have all three on the cruise ship, the private balcony. Chacuzi.
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Speaker 1: They have a nice warm place to grow. That's what
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Speaker 1: bacteria needs. A nice warm place to grow, plenty of water,
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Speaker 1: ding ding, ding, ding ding, and organic material that they
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Speaker 1: can use for food. So that is the dirtiest place
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Speaker 1: on a cruise ship. So I'll remember that if I
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Speaker 1: ever get on a cruise ship. I have no plans,
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Speaker 1: no plans to get on a cruise ship. Meanwhile, exciting
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Speaker 1: news from the science world. And this could be really
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Speaker 1: really wild if people start doing this, and you know,
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Speaker 1: someone's going, what is this? Announce your announce what you're
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Speaker 1: talking about? So I thought I saw something like this
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Speaker 1: a while back. And there's another story out which has
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Speaker 1: popped up here and it's following a similar, similar track
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Speaker 1: and it's more information about the there's a snack that
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Speaker 1: makes rodents see throw. There's a snack that you can eat.
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Speaker 1: And so there's another story out that I saw this
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Speaker 1: week about if you eat a certain amount of this,
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Speaker 1: you can like your skin is transparent in rodents and
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Speaker 1: you can see right through. And it's the coloring of
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Speaker 1: a snack, which is the snack known as Cheetos. That's
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Speaker 1: Cheetos and Doritos. It's present in a lot of snacks.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, you gotta have the right amount.
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Speaker 1: So there's some new information out about that. So I
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Speaker 1: thought that was mildly interesting. And how about this one?
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Speaker 1: The average American, as you're listening to the fifth hour,
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Speaker 1: the average American is fully healthy? How many days per month?
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Speaker 1: Now there is on average thirty days a month, thirty
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Speaker 1: one days a month on average, how many days does
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Speaker 1: the average American feel fully healthy? According to a new
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Speaker 1: study out, Americans feel healthy a total of nineteen days
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Speaker 1: per month, with seventy two percent reporting moderate or poor
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Speaker 1: health at any given time. At any given time, So
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Speaker 1: I thought about this, and I was thinking, what about
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Speaker 1: you when we're looking into the mirrors, like, what about you?
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Speaker 1: How many days do you feel pretty good? And the
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Speaker 1: answer is, despite my lack of sleep and terrible schedule
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Speaker 1: at work, working overnight, I don't really feel like I'm
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Speaker 1: in bad health at all. I get occasionally I had
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Speaker 1: a sinus thing, which was an annoyance. For the most part,
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Speaker 1: I don't think I'm in poor poor health. I don't
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Speaker 1: feel like I'm in poor health. Let's put it that way.
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Speaker 1: It's how you feel, right, It said nineteen days per month,
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Speaker 1: them feel pretty good pretty much every day. I mean
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Speaker 1: there's times I don't get a lot of sleep, and
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Speaker 1: it's even worse on certain days, and I got a
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Speaker 1: million things I gotta do and it's a nightmare and
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Speaker 1: all that stuff. They say the top health thieves are
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Speaker 1: fatigue twelve point nine days monthly. With the fatigue, get
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Speaker 1: the fatigue, but it's mostly because I feel like I
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Speaker 1: don't have enough time to get everything in Mood change
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Speaker 1: is ten point one days, digestive shoes nine point eight days,
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Speaker 1: and headaches seven point five days. They say poor health
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Speaker 1: creates a domino effect. Sixty five percent of workers say
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Speaker 1: it hurts job performance well. Nearly half have gut issues
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Speaker 1: that avoid making whoopee, so they've got all that in
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Speaker 1: a nutshell, in a nutshow. So there's also a lot
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Speaker 1: of people love to complain about everything. There is people
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Speaker 1: that are all about complaining, So what do you do
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Speaker 1: with that? And there's other people like I've been accused
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Speaker 1: that I do not I do not complain enough, that
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Speaker 1: I am not in touch with my complaints when it
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Speaker 1: comes to my health and all that stuff that I
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Speaker 1: need to complain more. But I digress. I digress, all right. Meanwhile,
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Speaker 1: a news story out this week says, in honor of
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Speaker 1: the very public relationship which has gotten a lot of
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Speaker 1: airtime on our show of Bill Belichick and the Much
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Speaker 1: Younger Lady, a new study says that it's not just dudes.
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Speaker 1: It's not just dudes that are all about the younger partner.
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Speaker 1: It turns out that both men and women showed a
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Speaker 1: modest but equal preference for younger partners during blind dates,
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Speaker 1: and this challenges the popular opinion by popular people the
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Speaker 1: it's only men that are drawn to youth. It turns out,
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Speaker 1: accord to this random study that was done No no, no,
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Speaker 1: there's more to it, participates stated age preferences had little
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Speaker 1: to no effect on actual attraction even when dates exceeded
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Speaker 1: their maximum age limits despite equal attraction to younger partners.
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Speaker 1: These study reads long term matches still skewed older male
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Speaker 1: younger female, suggesting there are some other factors like matchmaking practices,
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Speaker 1: societal norms, etc. Etc. Etc. That study done by UC
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Speaker 1: Davis researchers that you see Davis. They track down over
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Speaker 1: six thousand people on more than forty five hundred blind dates.
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Speaker 1: Bring back Roger Lodge with blind date, and that is
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Speaker 1: what they they came up with. So but I'll tell
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Speaker 1: you this. You get the massive age gap. It's all
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Speaker 1: over the tabloids. People can't get enough. They can't They
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Speaker 1: want to hear every detail. So I've told some stories
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Speaker 1: on this podcast about my beloved dog, Moxie, and we
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Speaker 1: got some good feedback on that. Moxie very very popular,
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Speaker 1: very popular dog. So I don't know, seems to be
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Speaker 1: based on the feedback. I sit here every weekend and
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Speaker 1: the feedback I get for what I say is not
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Speaker 1: so good. But you tell a story about Moxie, all
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Speaker 1: of a sudden you find people send a lot of
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Speaker 1: messages anyway, So this is not a list. In case
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Speaker 1: Terry and England happens to you, This is not a list,
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Speaker 1: it is a big board and the most dangerous dog.
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Speaker 1: A new study reveals the ten breeds most likely to
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Speaker 1: land your ass in court. If you're lucky, and if
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Speaker 1: you're not lucky, send you to the hospital. Send you
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Speaker 1: to the hospital. And this is according to a new
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Speaker 1: study out. The data revealed several patterns, several patterns which
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Speaker 1: we will share in Gloria's fashion. Here of the dog
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Speaker 1: breeds that will mess you up. The dog breeds that
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Speaker 1: will mess you up. Number ten on the big board,
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Speaker 1: Labrador retriever, Labrador retriever, number ten. Mastiff is number nine.
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Speaker 1: That's the massive, giant, huge dog. Doberman Pincher is number eight.
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Speaker 1: The cane corso, I have no idea what that is.
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Speaker 1: The Australian cattle dog. Shout out Ozzie Waz. The German
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Speaker 1: shepherd dog, the German shepherd, the Rottweiler, the boxer, the
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Speaker 1: shepherd and number number one leading the way with over
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Speaker 1: twenty six point seven percent of all bites and the
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Speaker 1: most fatalities in an evening close and the severe bite
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Speaker 1: rate which is pretty high but not the highest. The
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Speaker 1: danger score off the charts. The answer, that's right. The
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Speaker 1: pit bull every time someone sees a headline a pit
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Speaker 1: bull eats the toddler in the neighborhood, a pitbull, a
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Speaker 1: pit bull attacks grandma. There are the pit bull apologists
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Speaker 1: that will immediately run, well, it's disproportionate, it's not right,
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Speaker 1: the numbers are wrong, and they're good dogs and all
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Speaker 1: that stuff. And now you know what you didn't see
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Speaker 1: on that list, which is a big board. You didn't
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Speaker 1: see at all one reference to the English bulldog. And
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Speaker 1: the reason why is they're lazy and they it would
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Speaker 1: take a lot of work to bite someone. It would
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Speaker 1: take a lot of work to do all that. They
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Speaker 1: don't want to do that. They want no part of that.
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Speaker 1: They just want to lay around and eat and drink water.
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Speaker 1: And that's it. That's all they want. They want nothing else,
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Speaker 1: that's all they want. So why not there you go,
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Speaker 1: all right, turn the page on that, and what is
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Speaker 1: next year? How about this one? And I thought this
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Speaker 1: was obvious. I don't know that you needed a study
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Speaker 1: for this. It's all about the daylight, something that those
21:33
Speaker 1: of us that work the overnight shift do not want
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Speaker 1: to hear. They say the immune system's ability to fight
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Speaker 1: infections is driven by daylight. Baby. It's all about the daylight.
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Speaker 1: They go into detail on this and the information this
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Speaker 1: is according to a new study out. This has been around.
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Speaker 1: It's kind of common that there's a weakened immune system
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Speaker 1: if you don't get a lot of sun. And this
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Speaker 1: is what we deal with doing the overnight your body
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Speaker 1: rhythms you work late at night is negative stuff that happens,
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Speaker 1: and supposing that you can't fight infections and all that stuff.
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Speaker 1: And the circadian rhythm a part of life on Earth
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Speaker 1: right evolved two point five billion years ago, and it
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Speaker 1: allows organisms to adapt based on the twenty four hour
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Speaker 1: solar day. Those of us that work the graveyard shift,
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Speaker 1: and that's most of us. If you're listening to this,
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Speaker 1: some of you have sold out and go to the
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Speaker 1: day shift. But it's a little different, you know. In
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Speaker 1: the lab, they used a zebra fish, a small freshwater
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Speaker 1: fish commonly sold in pet stores, as a model organism
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Speaker 1: to understand our immune response and bacterial infection. So they
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Speaker 1: they compared us to a zebra fish to figure it
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Speaker 1: all out. To figure it all out, cells can tell
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Speaker 1: if it's daytime, according to the study, so they know
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Speaker 1: in this daytime and they know when it's nighttime and
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Speaker 1: there you go. So it's it's all about so another
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Speaker 1: story that we're screwed, another story that things are not
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Speaker 1: going well. Well, we need to move on to the
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Speaker 1: alien world. Do do Do Do Do Do Do Do
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Speaker 1: Do Do Do do do do Well scientists have delivered
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Speaker 1: a rather scary message for the future of humanity. You
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Speaker 1: get a lot of attention considering the impact of the statement.
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Speaker 1: It is all about words, well, actually not words, more images,
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Speaker 1: more images. And there have been so many of these
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Speaker 1: UFS stories over the last couple of years, and it's
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Speaker 1: continued into twenty twenty five. I know we're already into
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Speaker 1: the last weekend in May, and it's going to be
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Speaker 1: in before we know it, we're going to be into
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Speaker 1: June and all that. Well, scientists, and this comes from
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Speaker 1: the world of I think this is in South America, Columbia, Columbia,
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Speaker 1: a UFO researcher with a ominous message to the rest
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Speaker 1: of the world, and they have new information as scientist,
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Speaker 1: a neuroscientists and researcher of Unidentified Aerial Phenomena UAP trying
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Speaker 1: to figure out whether that's more upsetting or Major League
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Speaker 1: Baseball getting rid of the disabled list for the injury
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Speaker 1: list as opposed to just what it had been, which
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Speaker 1: seems ridiculous me and the Unidentified Aerial Phenomena UAP, which
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Speaker 1: has replaced UFO. So I get to the point, please.
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Speaker 1: So scientists in Columbia recovered a mysterious spear shaped object
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Speaker 1: that many believe is a piece of UFO technology. And
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Speaker 1: so we're in this weird period, this time space thing,
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Speaker 1: where there's stories coming out trying to numb us down
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Speaker 1: about this that and the other thing, about some kind
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Speaker 1: of random visit by so and so, goblins and lizard people, whatever,
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Speaker 1: these different stories out. So anyway, this scientist, this neuroscientist
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Speaker 1: who studies how humans think and also attended a congressional
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Speaker 1: hearing on UAPs better known as UFOs, and what did
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Speaker 1: all that? One of the mistakes, according to this scientist,
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Speaker 1: one of the mistakes we make is saying, because I
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Speaker 1: think I understand this, everything I think today is true.
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Speaker 1: That was the argument. Now let's get to the meat
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Speaker 1: of the matter here. So let's get to that spear
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Speaker 1: in Columbia, and they're looking at this thing, they're analyzing it,
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Speaker 1: and they said there is a direct connection to the
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Speaker 1: video and also the metal object. There was a video
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Speaker 1: of this thing flying around apparently, and the so called
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Speaker 1: UFO was originally spotted in March and it was zigging
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Speaker 1: and zagging through the sky and it defied all movement
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Speaker 1: conventional aircraft can make.
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Speaker 2: Well.
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Speaker 1: The story here, though, is what's on the spear. It's
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Speaker 1: not one thing. They have the spear, an item that
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Speaker 1: they didn't really know how it was able to move
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Speaker 1: like that, But the spirit displays symbols and the team
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Speaker 1: compared the writing on the sphere to ancient scripts, including
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Speaker 1: the ruins in various places, the ancient things that are
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Speaker 1: left from previous societies back in the day. And they
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Speaker 1: used AI to assist in deciphering the design, and they
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Speaker 1: interpreted the message to read the origin of birth through
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Speaker 1: union and energy is the cycle of transformation meeting point
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Speaker 1: of unity, expansion and consciousness, individual consciousness. So they interpreted
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Speaker 1: that to mean a message to humanity encouraging a collective
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Speaker 1: shift in the consciousness to help mother Earth. So they've
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Speaker 1: determined that the aliens are environmentalists. That's what it sounds
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Speaker 1: like to me, right, They're like, Hey, we need to
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Speaker 1: clean up the oceans. We need to clean everything up,
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Speaker 1: and you have to stop pollution into all that. So
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Speaker 1: shouldn't they be sending those orbs rather than the US,
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Speaker 1: which spends a lot of time and resources to clean
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Speaker 1: up the environment. Shouldn't they be sending those I don't know,
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Speaker 1: China or India, which we are told are saying screw you.
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Speaker 1: And it's all about the cold, it's all about that
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Speaker 1: auction action boss and all that stuff. So anyway, that's
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Speaker 1: the latest on that. And there were a couple other
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Speaker 1: stories that I thought were worthy of mentioning. According to
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Speaker 1: a report out of Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia,
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Speaker 1: of Vladimir Putin, one of his one of his minions,
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Speaker 1: Vladimir Putin has figured out a way, figured out a
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Speaker 1: way to brainwash toddlers.
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Speaker 2: What.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the that's the story. And then they're making
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Speaker 1: a big making a big deal about it. Now that's
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Speaker 1: the headline. Anyway, here's the thing. Is it really a
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Speaker 1: big deal? Aren't kids in general? I don't know about toddlers,
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Speaker 1: I don't know about that young, but just in general,
29:20
Speaker 1: I know being around being a kid and then being
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Speaker 1: around kids, they're so influenced by commercials. If they watch
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Speaker 1: you know, television, or if they're on the on the internet,
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Speaker 1: on the YouTube which have those little ten second commercials
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Speaker 1: and all that stuff. So of course, like, do you
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Speaker 1: really need to take credit and say, oh, we have
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Speaker 1: figured out Vatamir Plutin his guy has figured out how
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Speaker 1: exactly to brainwash kids. Again, I'm like, okay, it's not
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Speaker 1: that hard. It just give them candy, give them cookies,
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Speaker 1: let them know they can play with some game they
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Speaker 1: want to do. But anyways, putin guy. He apparently got
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Speaker 1: it all all figured out, all all figured out, no
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Speaker 1: question about it. The propagandas are finding a way to
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Speaker 1: brainwash toddlers and then bragging about it. We'll get out
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Speaker 1: on that. Have a wonderful weekend here. We'll have episodes
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Speaker 1: dropping on Saturday and Sunday. Danny g putting all of
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Speaker 1: this together over the weekend, and we'll be back in
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Speaker 1: La La Land on Sunday. From Vancouver here back to
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Speaker 1: La for a full week of new shows. Very exciting
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Speaker 1: that'll be coming up on Sunday. Sunday, Sunday, have a wonderful,
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Speaker 1: wonderful rest of your Friday. We will talk to you
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Speaker 1: next time. Got a murder I gotta go,