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- 0:00Speaker 1: Dramatist personae and Act one of Lady Frederick, A Comedy
- 0:06Speaker 1: in three acts by William Somerset malm. This is a
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- 0:22Speaker 2: Dramatis Personae Lady Frederick read by Ailish Cornan.
- 0:28Speaker 3: Sir Gerald O'Mara, Lady Frederick's Brother, A Handsome Fellow of
- 0:33Speaker 3: six and twenty read by Anthony Joseph.
- 0:38Speaker 4: Mister Paradine Folds recorded by John Payton.
- 0:43Speaker 5: Marchioness of Meerston read by Anna Maria.
- 0:47Speaker 6: Marquis of Mearston read by Thomas Peter.
- 0:52Speaker 7: Captain Montgomery read by Glenn Proud.
- 0:57Speaker 8: Add Mael Carlyle read by Todd.
- 1:02Speaker 9: Rose Carlyle read by Molehill, Mountain.
- 1:07Speaker 10: Lay Frederick's Dressmaker Madame Claude read by Wendy cats Hella.
- 1:13Speaker 11: Lady Frederick's Footman read by Jim Hedrick.
- 1:19Speaker 12: Lady Frederick's Maid read by Repunzelina.
- 1:23Speaker 13: Thompson, Folds's Man read by Scott Calkins.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Servant at the Hotel Splendide.
- 1:31Speaker 14: Read by David Perdi.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Stage directions read by Lynette Calkins Lady Frederick. The first
- 1:41Speaker 1: act scene drawing room of the Hotel Splendide at Monte Carlo,
- 1:48Speaker 1: a large, handsomely furnished room with doors right and left
- 1:52Speaker 1: and French windows at the back leading to a terrace.
- 1:56Speaker 1: Through these is seen the starry southern night. On one
- 2:00Speaker 1: side is a piano, on the other a table with
- 2:04Speaker 1: papers neatly laid out on it. There is a lighted stove.
- 2:09Speaker 1: Lady Merston, in evening dress, rather magnificently attired, is reading
- 2:15Speaker 1: the papers. She is a handsome woman of forty. She
- 2:20Speaker 1: puts down the paper impatiently and rings the bell. A
- 2:24Speaker 1: servant answers, did.
- 2:26Speaker 5: Mister Paradine Folds come in this evening?
- 2:30Speaker 14: Yes me, lady?
- 2:31Speaker 5: Is he in the hotel?
- 2:32Speaker 7: Now?
- 2:34Speaker 14: Yes me, lady.
- 2:36Speaker 5: Will you send some one up to his room to
- 2:38Speaker 5: say I'm waiting to see him?
- 2:40Speaker 14: Pardon me, lady, But the gentlemen say he was on
- 2:43Speaker 14: no account to be disturbed.
- 2:46Speaker 5: Nonsense. Mister Folds is my brother. You must go to
- 2:49Speaker 5: him immediately.
- 2:51Speaker 14: Mister Folds, his valet is in the oil. Will your
- 2:55Speaker 14: ladyship speak with him?
- 2:57Speaker 5: Mister Folds is more difficult to see than a cab minister,
- 3:01Speaker 5: send his servant to me.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Very good me, lady, exit servant, and presently Thompson, mister
- 3:10Speaker 1: folds Man comes in.
- 3:12Speaker 4: Your ladyship wished to see me.
- 3:15Speaker 5: Good evening, Thompson. I hope you had a comfortable journey.
- 3:19Speaker 13: Yes, my lady, mister Folds always has a comfortable journey.
- 3:23Speaker 5: Was the sea calm when you crossed?
- 3:25Speaker 13: Yes, my lady, mister Folds would look upon it as
- 3:28Speaker 13: a great liberty if the sea was not calm.
- 3:31Speaker 5: Will you tell mister Folds that I should like to
- 3:33Speaker 5: see him at once?
- 3:35Speaker 13: Thompson, looking at his watch, Excuse me, my lady, But
- 3:40Speaker 13: mister Folds said no one was to disturb him till
- 3:42Speaker 13: ten o'clock. It's more than my place is worth to
- 3:45Speaker 13: go to him at five minutes too.
- 3:48Speaker 5: But what on earth's he doing?
- 3:50Speaker 4: I don't know it all, my lady.
- 3:52Speaker 5: How long have you been with mister Folds?
- 3:55Speaker 4: Twenty five years, my lady.
- 3:57Speaker 5: I should have thought you knew how he spent every
- 3:59Speaker 5: minute of his day.
- 4:02Speaker 1: Paradine comes in. He is a very well dressed man
- 4:06Speaker 1: of forty odd self possessed worldly urbane. He is never
- 4:12Speaker 1: at a loss or put out of countenance. He overhears
- 4:16Speaker 1: Lady Merston's last words.
- 4:19Speaker 4: When I engaged Thompson, I told him the first thing
- 4:23Speaker 4: he must learn was the very difficult feat of keeping
- 4:25Speaker 4: his eyes open and shut at one and the same time.
- 4:29Speaker 5: My dear Paradine, I've been waiting to see you for
- 4:32Speaker 5: the last two hours. How tiresome you are.
- 4:35Speaker 4: You may give me a kiss, Maud, but don't be rough,
- 4:39Speaker 4: Lady Merston kissing his cheek.
- 4:42Speaker 5: You ridiculous creature. You really might have come to see
- 4:46Speaker 5: me at.
- 4:46Speaker 4: Once, My dear, you cannot grudge me a little repose
- 4:51Speaker 4: after a long and tedious journey. I had to repair
- 4:55Speaker 4: the ravages to my person caused by twenty seven hours
- 4:59Speaker 4: in the te.
- 5:01Speaker 5: Don't be absurd. I'm sure your person is never ravished.
- 5:05Speaker 4: Ravaged, my dear, ravaged. I should look upon it as
- 5:09Speaker 4: an affectation at my age. If I were not a
- 5:11Speaker 4: little upset by the journey from London to Monte Carlo.
- 5:16Speaker 5: I'll be bound. You ate a very hearty dinner, Thompson.
- 5:20Speaker 4: Did I eat any dinner at all? Soup, sir, I
- 5:24Speaker 4: remember looking at it, fish, Sir, I trifled with a
- 5:30Speaker 4: fried soul bouchet Alrraine sir, they have left absolutely no
- 5:36Speaker 4: impression upon me. Tornado ala splendide. They were distinctly tough. Thompson.
- 5:43Speaker 4: You must lodge a complaint in the proper quarter. Roast pheasants, sir, Yes, yes,
- 5:49Speaker 4: now you mention it. I do remember the pheasant chocolate ice. Sir.
- 5:55Speaker 4: It was too cold, Thompson, It was distinctly too cold,
- 6:00Speaker 4: My dear Paradine.
- 6:01Speaker 5: I think you dined uncommonly well.
- 6:04Speaker 4: I have reached an age when love, ambition, and wealth
- 6:07Speaker 4: pale into insignificance. Beside a really well grilled steak. That'll
- 6:13Speaker 4: do Thompson very.
- 6:15Speaker 5: Well, sir, he goes out, it's too bad of you, Paradine,
- 6:20Speaker 5: to devour a substantial meal when I'm eating out my
- 6:23Speaker 5: very heart with anxiety.
- 6:25Speaker 4: It seems to agree with you very well. I've not
- 6:28Speaker 4: seen you look better for years.
- 6:30Speaker 5: For Heaven's sake, be serious and listen to me.
- 6:34Speaker 4: I started immediately I got your telegram.
- 6:36Speaker 7: Pray, tell me what I can do for you, my
- 6:39Speaker 7: dear Paradine.
- 6:40Speaker 5: Charlie is head over ears in love.
- 6:43Speaker 4: It's not altogether an unexpected condition for a young man
- 6:46Speaker 4: of twenty two. If the lady's respectable marry him and
- 6:51Speaker 4: resign yourself to being a dowager. If she's not, give
- 6:55Speaker 4: her five hundred pounds and pack her off to Paris
- 6:58Speaker 4: or London, or wherever else she habitually practices her arts
- 7:02Speaker 4: and graces.
- 7:03Speaker 5: I wish I could, But who do you think it is,
- 7:06Speaker 5: my dear?
- 7:08Speaker 4: There's nothing I detest more than riddles. I can imagine
- 7:11Speaker 4: quite a number of fair ladies who would look without
- 7:14Speaker 4: disdain upon a young marquess with fifty thousand a year
- 7:18Speaker 4: Lady Frederick. Beryl's by Jupiter.
- 7:22Speaker 5: She's fifteen years older than he is.
- 7:26Speaker 4: And she's not old enough to be his mother, which
- 7:28Speaker 4: is a distinct advantage.
- 7:31Speaker 5: She dyes her hair.
- 7:32Speaker 4: She dies it uncommonly well.
- 7:35Speaker 5: She paints much.
- 7:37Speaker 4: Better than a royal academician.
- 7:40Speaker 5: And poor Charley simply infatuated. He rides with her all
- 7:43Speaker 5: the morning, motors with her all the afternoon, and gambles
- 7:46Speaker 5: with her half the night. I never see him, But why.
- 7:50Speaker 4: Should you think Lady Frederick cares two straws for him?
- 7:54Speaker 5: Don't be ridiculous, Paradine. Everyone knows she hasn't a penny,
- 7:57Speaker 5: and she's crippled with debts.
- 8:00Speaker 4: One has to keep up appearances in this world life nowadays,
- 8:03Speaker 4: for the woman of fashion is a dilemma of which
- 8:06Speaker 4: one horn is the bankruptcy court and the other. Dear,
- 8:09Speaker 4: Sir Francis Juhnne.
- 8:12Speaker 5: I wish I knew how she manages to dress so beautifully.
- 8:15Speaker 5: It's one of the injustices of fate that clothes only
- 8:18Speaker 5: hang on a woman really well when she's lost every
- 8:20Speaker 5: shred of reputation.
- 8:22Speaker 4: My dear, you must console yourself with the thought that
- 8:25Speaker 4: she'll probably frizzle for it hereafter.
- 8:29Speaker 5: I hope I'm not wicked paradine, but to wear draperies
- 8:32Speaker 5: and wings in the next world offers me no compensation
- 8:35Speaker 5: for looking dowdy in a packwin gown.
- 8:37Speaker 4: In this I surmised she was on the verge of
- 8:41Speaker 4: bankruptcy when I heard she'd bought a new motor. And
- 8:45Speaker 4: you seriously think Charlie wants to marry her.
- 8:49Speaker 5: I'm sure of it.
- 8:50Speaker 4: And what do you want me to do?
- 8:53Speaker 5: Good heavens, I want you to prevent it. After all,
- 8:56Speaker 5: he has a magnificent position. He's got every chance of
- 8:59Speaker 5: making a career for himself. There's no reason why he
- 9:02Speaker 5: shouldn't be Prime Minister. It's not fair to the boy
- 9:05Speaker 5: to let him marry a woman like that.
- 9:08Speaker 4: Of course, you know, Lady Frederick, my.
- 9:11Speaker 5: Dear Paradine, we're the greatest friends. You don't suppose I'm
- 9:14Speaker 5: going to give her the advantage of quarreling with me.
- 9:17Speaker 5: I think I shall ask her to luncheon to meet you.
- 9:20Speaker 4: Women have such an advantage over men and affairs of
- 9:23Speaker 4: this sort. They're troubled by no scruples, and, like George Washington,
- 9:29Speaker 4: never hesitate to lie.
- 9:31Speaker 5: I look upon her as an abandoned creature, and I
- 9:34Speaker 5: tell you, frankly, I shall stop at nothing to save
- 9:37Speaker 5: my son from her clutches.
- 9:39Speaker 4: Only a thoroughly good woman could so calmly announce her
- 9:43Speaker 4: intention of using the crookedest ways to gain her ends.
- 9:47Speaker 1: Lady Merston, looking at him.
- 9:51Speaker 5: There must be some incident in her career which she
- 9:53Speaker 5: wouldn't like raked up. If only we could get a hold.
- 9:57Speaker 4: Of that, How do you imagine I can help you?
- 10:01Speaker 5: A reformed burglar is always the best detective.
- 10:06Speaker 4: My dear, I wish you could be frank without being sententious.
- 10:11Speaker 5: You've run through two fortunes, and if we all got
- 10:14Speaker 5: our desserts, you would be starving now instead of being richer.
- 10:17Speaker 4: Than ever, my second cousins have a knack of dying
- 10:21Speaker 4: at the psychological moment.
- 10:23Speaker 5: You've been a horrid, dissipated wretch all your life, and
- 10:26Speaker 5: Heaven knows the disreputable people who've been your bosom friends.
- 10:30Speaker 4: With my knowledge of the world and your entire lack
- 10:33Speaker 4: of scruple, we should certainly be a match for one
- 10:36Speaker 4: defenseless woman.
- 10:39Speaker 1: Lady Merston looking at him sharply.
- 10:42Speaker 5: Common Report says that at one time you were very
- 10:45Speaker 5: much in love with her.
- 10:46Speaker 4: Common Report is an ass whose long ears only catch
- 10:50Speaker 4: its own braying.
- 10:52Speaker 5: I was wondering how far things went. If you could
- 10:55Speaker 5: tell Charlie of the relations between.
- 10:57Speaker 4: You, my good Maud. There were no relations.
- 11:01Speaker 5: Unfortunately, poor George was very uneasy about you at the time.
- 11:06Speaker 4: Your deceased husband, being a strictly religious man, made a
- 11:10Speaker 4: point of believing the worst about his neighbors.
- 11:14Speaker 5: Don't paradine. I know you didn't like one another, but
- 11:17Speaker 5: remember that I loved him with all my heart. I
- 11:20Speaker 5: shall never get over his death.
- 11:22Speaker 4: My dear girl, you know I didn't mean to wound you.
- 11:27Speaker 5: After all, it was largely your fault. He was deeply religious,
- 11:31Speaker 5: and as the president of the broad Church Union. He
- 11:33Speaker 5: couldn't countenance your mode of life.
- 11:36Speaker 4: Thank God. In my day I've been a miserable sinner.
- 11:40Speaker 5: Ha ha ha. You're quite incurable paradine, but you will help
- 11:44Speaker 5: me now. Since his father's death, the boy and I
- 11:46Speaker 5: have lived a very retired life, and now we're quite helpless.
- 11:50Speaker 5: It would break my heart if Charley married that woman.
- 11:52Speaker 4: I'll do my best. I think I can promise you
- 11:56Speaker 4: that nothing will come of it.
- 11:58Speaker 1: The door is flung open and Lady Frederick enters, followed
- 12:02Speaker 1: by Mearston, a young Boyish man of twenty two, by
- 12:07Speaker 1: her brother, Sir Gerald O'Mara, a handsome fellow of six
- 12:11Speaker 1: and twenty, by Captain Montgomery, Admiral Carlyle and Rose his daughter.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Lady Frederick is a handsome Irish woman of thirty to
- 12:22Speaker 1: thirty five. Beautifully dressed, she is very vivacious and light hearted.
- 12:28Speaker 1: She has all the Irish recklessness and unconcern for the morrow.
- 12:33Speaker 1: Whenever she wants to get round anybody, she falls into
- 12:37Speaker 1: an Irish brogue, and then, as she knows very well,
- 12:41Speaker 1: she is quite irresistible. Captain Montgomery is a polished, well
- 12:46Speaker 1: groomed man of thirty five with suave manners. The Admiral
- 12:52Speaker 1: is bluff and downright. Rose is a pretty angeneu of nineteen.
- 12:58Speaker 5: Here they are.
- 13:00Speaker 1: Lady Frederick enthusiastically going to him with open arms.
- 13:05Speaker 2: Paradine, Paradine, Paradine, Oh.
- 13:09Speaker 6: My prophetic soul mine.
- 13:10Speaker 1: Uncle Folds shaking hands with Lady Frederick.
- 13:16Speaker 4: I heard you were at the casino.
- 13:18Speaker 2: Charlie lost all his money, so I brought him away.
- 13:22Speaker 5: I wish you wouldn't gamble, Charlie.
- 13:23Speaker 6: Dear, my dear mother, I've only lost ten thousand francs.
- 13:30Speaker 1: Lady Frederick to Paradine Folds.
- 13:33Speaker 2: I see you're in your usual robust health.
- 13:36Speaker 4: You needn't throw it in my face. I shall probably
- 13:39Speaker 4: be very unwell tomorrow.
- 13:42Speaker 2: Do you know, Admiral Carlyle. This is my brother Gerald.
- 13:47Speaker 1: Folds, shaking hands. How do you do, Lady Frederick introducing
- 13:54Speaker 1: Captain Montgomery.
- 13:56Speaker 7: I think we've met before.
- 13:57Speaker 4: I'm very pleased to hear it. How do you do
- 14:01Speaker 4: to Merston? Are you having a good time in Monte Carlo?
- 14:04Speaker 4: Charles A one?
- 14:06Speaker 6: Thanks?
- 14:07Speaker 4: And what do you do with yourself?
- 14:09Speaker 6: Oh? Hang about generally now, and there's always the tables.
- 14:14Speaker 4: That's right, my boy, I'm glad to see that you
- 14:17Speaker 4: prepare yourself properly for your duties as a hereditary legislator.
- 14:22Speaker 6: Ha ha ha oh shut it, Uncle Perodine.
- 14:25Speaker 4: I rejoice also to find that you have already a
- 14:28Speaker 4: certain command of the vernacular.
- 14:31Speaker 6: Well, if you can browbeat to London, Cabby, and hold
- 14:34Speaker 6: your own repartee with a barmaid, it oughtn't to be
- 14:37Speaker 6: difficult to get on or ride in the House of Lords.
- 14:40Speaker 4: But let me give you a solemn warning. You have
- 14:44Speaker 4: a magnificent chance, dear boy, with all the advantages of
- 14:47Speaker 4: wealth and station. I beseech you not to throw it
- 14:50Speaker 4: away by any exhibition of talent. The field is clear,
- 14:54Speaker 4: and the British people are waiting for a leader. But
- 14:57Speaker 4: remember that the British people like their leaders dull capacity,
- 15:01Speaker 4: they mistrust, versatility they cannot bear, and wit they utterly abhor.
- 15:07Speaker 4: Look at the fate of poor Lord Parnaby. His urbanity
- 15:11Speaker 4: gained him the premiership, but his brilliancy overthrew him.
- 15:15Speaker 3: How could the.
- 15:15Speaker 4: Fortunes of the nation be safe with a man whose
- 15:18Speaker 4: speeches were pointed and sparkling, whose mind was so quick,
- 15:22Speaker 4: so agile, that it reminded you of offence's play. Everyone
- 15:26Speaker 4: is agreed that Lord Parnaby is flippant and unsubstantial. We
- 15:31Speaker 4: doubt his principles, and we have grave fears about his morality.
- 15:35Speaker 4: Take warning, my dear boar, Take warning. Let the sprightly
- 15:39Speaker 4: epigram never lighten the long periods of your speech, nor
- 15:42Speaker 4: the attic salt flavor the roast beef of your conversation.
- 15:46Speaker 4: Be careful that your metaphors show no imagination, and conceal
- 15:50Speaker 4: your brains as you would a discreditable secret. Above all,
- 15:55Speaker 4: if you have a sense of humor, crush it.
- 15:57Speaker 6: Crush it, my dear uncle, you move me very much.
- 16:02Speaker 6: I will be as stupid as an owl.
- 16:04Speaker 4: There's a good, brave boy.
- 16:06Speaker 6: I will be heavy and tedious.
- 16:10Speaker 4: I see already the ribband of the garter adorning your
- 16:13Speaker 4: shirt front. Remember there's no damned merit about that.
- 16:17Speaker 6: None shall listen to my speeches without falling into a
- 16:20Speaker 6: profound sleep folds seizing his hand.
- 16:25Speaker 4: The premiership itself is within your grasp.
- 16:28Speaker 5: Dear paradine. Let us take a stroll on the terrace
- 16:31Speaker 5: before we go to.
- 16:31Speaker 4: Bed, and you shall softly whisper all the latest scandal
- 16:36Speaker 4: in my ear.
- 16:38Speaker 1: He puts on her cloak and they go out.
- 16:42Speaker 2: May I speak to admiral?
- 16:44Speaker 8: Certainly? Certainly, what can I do for you?
- 16:49Speaker 1: While Lady Frederick and the Admiral talk, the others go
- 16:53Speaker 1: slowly out.
- 16:55Speaker 2: Are you in a good temper?
- 16:57Speaker 9: Oh?
- 16:57Speaker 8: Fairly, fairly.
- 17:00Speaker 2: I'm glad of that, because I want to make you
- 17:02Speaker 2: a proposal of marriage.
- 17:04Speaker 8: My dear Lady Frederick. You take me entirely by surprise.
- 17:10Speaker 1: Lady Frederick laughing, not on my own.
- 17:13Speaker 8: Behalf, you know, Oh, I see.
- 17:17Speaker 2: The fact is my brother Gerald has asked your daughter
- 17:20Speaker 2: to marry him, and she has accepted.
- 17:22Speaker 8: A Rose is a minx, Lady Frederick, and she's much
- 17:26Speaker 8: too young to marry.
- 17:28Speaker 2: Now, don't fly into a passion. We're going to talk
- 17:30Speaker 2: it over quite calmly.
- 17:32Speaker 8: I tell you I won't hear of it. The boy's penniless.
- 17:37Speaker 2: That's why it's so lucky.
- 17:38Speaker 8: You're rich, eh, You've.
- 17:41Speaker 2: Been talking of buying a place in Ireland. You couldn't
- 17:44Speaker 2: want anything nicer than Gerald's gravel soil, you know, and
- 17:48Speaker 2: you simply don't on Elizabethan architecture.
- 17:52Speaker 8: I can't bear it.
- 17:54Speaker 2: How fortunate then that the house was burnt down in
- 17:56Speaker 2: the eighteenth century and rebuilt in the best Georgian style.
- 18:01Speaker 2: Er and you'd love to have little grandsons to dandle
- 18:05Speaker 2: on your knee.
- 18:07Speaker 8: How do I know they won't be girls?
- 18:10Speaker 2: Oh, it's most unusual in our family.
- 18:13Speaker 8: I tell you, I won't hear of it.
- 18:16Speaker 2: You know, it's not bad to have the oldest baronetcy
- 18:19Speaker 2: in the country.
- 18:20Speaker 8: But one I suppose I shall have to pack Rose off.
- 18:24Speaker 2: To England and break her heart.
- 18:28Speaker 8: Woman's hearts are like old china, none the worse for
- 18:32Speaker 8: a break or two.
- 18:34Speaker 2: Did you ever know my husband Admiral?
- 18:37Speaker 4: Yes.
- 18:38Speaker 2: I was married to him at seventeen because my mother
- 18:40Speaker 2: thought it a good match, and I was desperately in
- 18:43Speaker 2: love with another man. Before we'd been married. A fat
- 18:46Speaker 2: night he came home blind drunk, and I'd never seen
- 18:49Speaker 2: a drunken man before. Then I found out he was
- 18:52Speaker 2: a confirmed tipler. I was so ashamed. If you only
- 18:56Speaker 2: knew what my life was for the ten years I
- 18:58Speaker 2: lived with him. I've done a lot of foolish things
- 19:00Speaker 2: in my time, but my God, I have suffered.
- 19:04Speaker 8: Yes, I know, I know, and.
- 19:08Speaker 2: Believe me, when two young things love one another, it's
- 19:11Speaker 2: better to let them marry love is so very rare
- 19:13Speaker 2: in this world. One really ought to make the most
- 19:16Speaker 2: of it when it's there.
- 19:18Speaker 8: I'm very sorry, but I've made up my mind.
- 19:22Speaker 2: Ah, But won't you alter it? Like Nelson? Don't be
- 19:26Speaker 2: hard on Rose. She's really in love with Gerald. Do
- 19:30Speaker 2: give them a chance, won't you a do? There's a dear.
- 19:36Speaker 8: I don't want to hurt your feelings, but sir Gerald
- 19:40Speaker 8: is about the most ineligible young man that I've ever
- 19:43Speaker 8: come across.
- 19:44Speaker 2: There, I knew we should agree. That's precisely what I
- 19:48Speaker 2: told him this mornin.
- 19:49Speaker 8: I understand his place is heavily mortgaged.
- 19:53Speaker 2: No one will lend a penny more on it. If
- 19:55Speaker 2: they would, Gerald would borrow it at once.
- 19:58Speaker 8: He's got nothing but his to live upon.
- 20:01Speaker 2: And his tastes are very extravagant. He's a gambler, yes,
- 20:07Speaker 2: but then he's so good looking.
- 20:09Speaker 8: Ah.
- 20:10Speaker 2: I'm glad that we agree so entirely about him. There's
- 20:13Speaker 2: nothing left but to call the young things in, join
- 20:16Speaker 2: their hands and give them our united blessing.
- 20:20Speaker 8: Before I consent to this marriage, Madam, I'll see your
- 20:23Speaker 8: brother damned. Yes, madam damned.
- 20:30Speaker 2: Now listen to me quietly, will you?
- 20:32Speaker 8: I should warn you, Lady Frederick, that when I want
- 20:36Speaker 8: to make up my mind about a thing, I never
- 20:39Speaker 8: change it.
- 20:40Speaker 2: Now, that is what I really admire. I like a
- 20:43Speaker 2: man of character.
- 20:45Speaker 15: You know.
- 20:45Speaker 2: I've always been impressed by your strength and determination.
- 20:49Speaker 8: I don't know about that. But when I say a thing,
- 20:53Speaker 8: I do it.
- 20:55Speaker 2: Yes, I know. And in five minutes you're going to
- 20:57Speaker 2: say that Gerald may marry your pretty rule.
- 21:01Speaker 8: No, no, no.
- 21:03Speaker 2: Now look here, don't be obstinate. I don't like you
- 21:07Speaker 2: when you're obstinate.
- 21:09Speaker 8: I'm not obstinate. I'm firm.
- 21:12Speaker 2: After all, Gerald has a lot of good qualities. He's
- 21:15Speaker 2: simply devoted to your daughter. He's been a little while.
- 21:19Speaker 2: But you know you wouldn't give much for a young Manhattant.
- 21:23Speaker 8: I don't want a milk sop for a son in law.
- 21:26Speaker 2: As soon as he's married, he'll settle into a model
- 21:29Speaker 2: country squire.
- 21:31Speaker 8: Well, he's a gambler and I can't get over that.
- 21:35Speaker 2: Shall he promise you never to play cards again? Now,
- 21:38Speaker 2: don't be horrid. You don't want to make me utterly wretched.
- 21:41Speaker 15: Do you.
- 21:43Speaker 8: Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. They shall marry
- 21:49Speaker 8: if he doesn't gamble for a year.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Oh, you dock.
- 21:54Speaker 1: She impulsively throws her arms round his neck and kisses him.
- 22:00Speaker 1: A good deal taken, aback.
- 22:02Speaker 2: I beg your pardon. I couldn't help it.
- 22:05Speaker 8: I don't altogether object, you know.
- 22:09Speaker 2: Upon my word? In some ways you're rather fascinating.
- 22:13Speaker 8: Do you think so? Really?
- 22:16Speaker 6: I do?
- 22:16Speaker 8: Indeed, I rather wish that proposal of marriage had been
- 22:22Speaker 8: on your own.
- 22:23Speaker 2: Behalf ah with me, dear Admiral experienced triumphs over hope.
- 22:28Speaker 2: I must tell the children calling, Gerald, come here, Rose.
- 22:35Speaker 1: Gerald, and Rose come in.
- 22:38Speaker 2: I always knew your father was a perfect darling.
- 22:41Speaker 9: Rose, Oh, Papa, you are a brick.
- 22:45Speaker 8: I thoroughly disapprove of the marriage, my dear, but it's
- 22:50Speaker 8: not easy to say no to lady Frederick.
- 22:54Speaker 3: It's awfully good of you, Admiral, and I'll do my
- 22:57Speaker 3: best to make Rose a ripping husband.
- 23:00Speaker 8: Not so fast, young man, not so fast. There's a condition, oh.
- 23:06Speaker 2: Father, Gerald is to behave himself for a year, and
- 23:10Speaker 2: then you may marry.
- 23:12Speaker 9: But won't Gerald grow very dull if he behaves himself?
- 23:16Speaker 2: I have no doubt of it. But dullness is the
- 23:18Speaker 2: first requisite of a good husband.
- 23:22Speaker 8: Now you must pack off to bed, My dear, I'm
- 23:25Speaker 8: going to smoke my pipe before turning in.
- 23:29Speaker 1: Rose kissing Lady Frederick.
- 23:31Speaker 9: MM, good night, dearest. I'll never forget your kindness.
- 23:36Speaker 2: You'd better not thank me till you've been married a
- 23:38Speaker 2: few years.
- 23:40Speaker 1: Rose holding out her hand to Gerald, good night, Gerald
- 23:45Speaker 1: taking it and looking.
- 23:47Speaker 3: At her good night.
- 23:50Speaker 8: You might as well do it in front of my
- 23:52Speaker 8: face as behind my back.
- 23:55Speaker 1: Rose lifting up her lips.
- 23:57Speaker 9: Good night.
- 23:59Speaker 1: He kisses her, and the Admiral and Rose go out.
- 24:04Speaker 2: Oh lord, I wish I were eighteen.
- 24:07Speaker 1: She sinks into a chair and an expression of utter
- 24:11Speaker 1: weariness comes over her face. I say, what's up, Lady
- 24:17Speaker 1: Frederick starting.
- 24:18Speaker 2: I thought you'd gone nothing?
- 24:21Speaker 3: Come out with it?
- 24:23Speaker 2: Oh my poor boy, if you only knew. I'm so
- 24:27Speaker 2: worried that I don't.
- 24:28Speaker 3: Know what on earth to do money.
- 24:31Speaker 2: Last year I made a solemn determination to be economical,
- 24:35Speaker 2: and it's ruined me.
- 24:37Speaker 3: Oh my dear, how could it?
- 24:39Speaker 2: I can't make it out. It seems very unfair. The
- 24:42Speaker 2: more I tried not to be extravagant, the more I spent.
- 24:47Speaker 1: Can't you borrow, Lady Frederick laughing, I have borrowed, that's
- 24:53Speaker 1: just it.
- 24:54Speaker 3: Well borrow again.
- 24:56Speaker 2: I've tried to, but no one's such a fool as
- 24:58Speaker 2: to lend me a penny.
- 25:00Speaker 3: Did you say i'd sign anything they liked?
- 25:03Speaker 2: I was so desperate I said we'd both sign anything.
- 25:07Speaker 2: It was Dick Cohen.
- 25:09Speaker 1: Oh lord, what did he say, Lady Frederick imitating a
- 25:14Speaker 1: Jewish accent?
- 25:16Speaker 2: What's the good of wasting a nice clean sheet of paper,
- 25:19Speaker 2: my dear lady?
- 25:21Speaker 3: By George, don't I know it?
- 25:24Speaker 2: For Heaven's sake, don't let's talk of my affairs. They're
- 25:28Speaker 2: in such a state that if I think of them
- 25:29Speaker 2: at all, I shall have a violent fit of hysterics.
- 25:33Speaker 3: But look here, what do you really mean?
- 25:36Speaker 2: Well, if you want it, I owe my dressmaker seven
- 25:39Speaker 2: hundred pounds, and last year I signed two horrid bills,
- 25:43Speaker 2: one for fifteen hundred and the other for two thousand.
- 25:45Speaker 2: They fall due the day after tomorrow, and if I
- 25:48Speaker 2: can't raise the money, I shall have to go through
- 25:50Speaker 2: the bankruptcy court.
- 25:52Speaker 3: By George, that's serious.
- 25:54Speaker 2: It's so serious that I can't help thinking something will happen.
- 25:58Speaker 2: Whenever I've gotten a really tight fit, something has turned
- 26:01Speaker 2: up and put me on my legs again. Last time,
- 26:04Speaker 2: Aunt Elizabeth had an apoplectic fit. But of course it
- 26:07Speaker 2: wasn't really very profitable because morning is so desperately expensive.
- 26:12Speaker 3: Why don't you marry?
- 26:14Speaker 2: Oh, my dear Gerald, You know I'm always unlucky at
- 26:17Speaker 2: games of chance.
- 26:19Speaker 3: Charlie, Merriston's awfully gone on you.
- 26:22Speaker 2: That must be obvious to the meanest intelligence.
- 26:26Speaker 3: Well, why don't you have him?
- 26:28Speaker 15: Good?
- 26:28Speaker 2: Heavens, I'm old enough to be his mother.
- 26:31Speaker 3: Nonsense, you're only ten years older than he is, and nowadays,
- 26:35Speaker 3: no nice young man marries a woman younger than himself.
- 26:39Speaker 2: He's such a good fellow. I couldn't do him a
- 26:41Speaker 2: nasty turn like that.
- 26:43Speaker 3: How about Montgomery? He simply stinks of money, and he's
- 26:48Speaker 3: not a bad sort.
- 26:50Speaker 2: My dear boy, I hardly know him.
- 26:53Speaker 3: Well. I'm afraid it means marriage or bankruptcy.
- 26:56Speaker 2: Here's Charlie, take him away. There's a dear I want
- 26:59Speaker 2: to talk to. Paradine.
- 27:01Speaker 1: Enter Paradine falls with Mearston.
- 27:05Speaker 4: What still here, lady Frederick?
- 27:08Speaker 2: As large as life, we've.
- 27:10Speaker 4: Been taking a turn on the terrace.
- 27:12Speaker 1: Lady Frederick to Mearston.
- 27:15Speaker 2: And has your astute uncle been pumping you? Charlie?
- 27:18Speaker 4: Hey, what?
- 27:20Speaker 6: I don't think he got much at me all I wanted.
- 27:24Speaker 4: Dear boy, there's no one so transparent as the person
- 27:28Speaker 4: who thinks he's devilish deep. By the way, what's the time.
- 27:32Speaker 3: About eleven, isn't it?
- 27:34Speaker 1: Ah?
- 27:35Speaker 4: How old are you, Charlie twenty two? That it's high
- 27:39Speaker 4: time you went to bed.
- 27:41Speaker 2: Charlie's not going to bed till I tell him?
- 27:43Speaker 7: Are you?
- 27:44Speaker 6: Of course not?
- 27:46Speaker 4: Has it escaped you? Acute intelligence? My friend? That I
- 27:50Speaker 4: want to talk to Lady Frederick.
- 27:52Speaker 6: Not at all. But I have no reason to believe
- 27:54Speaker 6: that Lady Frederick wants to talk to you.
- 27:57Speaker 3: Let's go and have a game of pills. Charlie.
- 28:01Speaker 6: Do you want to be left alone with the elder villain?
- 28:03Speaker 4: You show no respect for my dyed hairs, young man.
- 28:07Speaker 2: I've not seen him for years, you know?
- 28:10Speaker 6: Oh all right? I say you're coming for a rightma,
- 28:14Speaker 6: aren't you?
- 28:15Speaker 2: Certainly? But it must be in the afternoon.
- 28:18Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but Charles has arranged to motor me over
- 28:20Speaker 4: to Nice in the afternoon.
- 28:23Speaker 1: Merston to Lady Frederick.
- 28:25Speaker 6: Hell, there suit me a one. I had an engagement
- 28:29Speaker 6: but it was quite unimportant.
- 28:31Speaker 2: Then that's settled.
- 28:32Speaker 6: Good night, good night.
- 28:35Speaker 1: He goes out with Gerald Lady Frederick turns and good
- 28:40Speaker 1: humoredly scrutinizes Paradine folds.
- 28:44Speaker 7: Well, well, you.
- 28:47Speaker 2: Wear excellently, Paradine.
- 28:50Speaker 4: Thanks.
- 28:51Speaker 2: How do you manage it?
- 28:53Speaker 4: By getting a late and never going to bed early?
- 28:56Speaker 4: By eating whatever I like and drinking whenever I'm thirsty,
- 29:00Speaker 4: by smoking strong cigars, taking no exercise, and refusing under
- 29:04Speaker 4: any circumstances to be bored.
- 29:07Speaker 2: I'm sorry you had to leave town in such a hurry.
- 29:10Speaker 2: Were you amusing yourself? I come to the Riviera every year,
- 29:14Speaker 2: I dare say, but not so early.
- 29:17Speaker 4: I've never surrendered so far to middle age as to
- 29:20Speaker 4: make habits my dear Paradine.
- 29:23Speaker 2: The day before yesterday, Lady Merriston, quite distracted, went to
- 29:27Speaker 2: the post office and sent you the following wire. Come
- 29:30Speaker 2: at once, your help urgently needed, Charlie in Toyle's Designing Female,
- 29:35Speaker 2: maud am I right.
- 29:37Speaker 4: I never admit even to myself that a well dressed
- 29:41Speaker 4: woman is mistaken.
- 29:43Speaker 2: So you started post haste, bent upon protecting your nephew,
- 29:47Speaker 2: and were infinitely surprised to learn that the designing female
- 29:51Speaker 2: was no other than your humble servant.
- 29:54Speaker 4: You'd be irresistible, Lady Frederick, if you didn't know you
- 29:57Speaker 4: were so clever.
- 29:59Speaker 2: And now what are you going to my dear.
- 30:02Speaker 4: Lady, I'm not a police officer, but a very harmless
- 30:05Speaker 4: and offensive old bachelor.
- 30:07Speaker 2: With more wiles than the mother of many daughters and
- 30:10Speaker 2: the subtlety of a company promoter.
- 30:14Speaker 4: Maude seems to think that, as I've racketed about a
- 30:17Speaker 4: little in my time, I'm just a sort of man
- 30:19Speaker 4: to deal with. You set a thief to catch a thief,
- 30:23Speaker 4: don't you know she's rather fond of proverbs.
- 30:26Speaker 2: She should have thought rather of when Greek meets Greek.
- 30:30Speaker 2: Then comes the tug of war. I hear Lady Merriston
- 30:34Speaker 2: has been saying the most agreeable things about me.
- 30:37Speaker 4: Ah, that's women's fault. They always show the hand. You're
- 30:42Speaker 4: the only woman I ever knew who didn't You should.
- 30:45Speaker 2: Have avoided the Blarney stone when you were in Ireland.
- 30:48Speaker 4: Look here, do you want to marry Charley?
- 30:52Speaker 2: Why should I?
- 30:53Speaker 4: Because he's got fifty thousand a year and your head
- 30:57Speaker 4: over ears in debt. You've got to raise something like
- 31:00Speaker 4: four thousand pounds at once or you go under. You've
- 31:04Speaker 4: got yourself a good deal talked about during the last
- 31:07Speaker 4: ten years, but people have stood you because you had
- 31:10Speaker 4: plenty of money. If you go broke, they'll drop you
- 31:13Speaker 4: like a hot potato. And I dare say it wouldn't
- 31:17Speaker 4: be inconvenient to change Lady Frederick Baroll's into Lady Mirston.
- 31:23Speaker 4: My sister has always led me to believe that it
- 31:25Speaker 4: is rather attractive to be a.
- 31:27Speaker 2: Marchioness, unlike a duchess. It's cheap without being gaudy.
- 31:32Speaker 4: You asked me why you might want to marry a
- 31:35Speaker 4: boy from ten to fifteen years younger than yourself, And
- 31:37Speaker 4: I've told.
- 31:38Speaker 2: You, and now perhaps you'll tell me why you're going
- 31:41Speaker 2: to interfere in my private concerns.
- 31:44Speaker 4: Well, you see, his mother happens to be my sister,
- 31:47Speaker 4: and I'm rather fond of her. It's true. Her husband
- 31:51Speaker 4: was the most sanctimonious prig I've ever met in my life.
- 31:55Speaker 2: I remember him well. He was president of the broad
- 31:58Speaker 2: Church Union and war or side whiskers.
- 32:02Speaker 4: But she stuck to me through thick and thin. I've
- 32:05Speaker 4: been in some pretty tight places in my day, and
- 32:08Speaker 4: she's always given me a leg up when I wanted it.
- 32:11Speaker 4: I've got an idea it would just about break her heart.
- 32:15Speaker 4: Charlie married you.
- 32:16Speaker 2: Thanks.
- 32:18Speaker 4: You know, I don't want to be offensive, but I
- 32:21Speaker 4: think it would be a pity myself. And besides, unless
- 32:25Speaker 4: I'm much mistaken, I've got a little score of my
- 32:28Speaker 4: own that I want to pay off. Have you, You've
- 32:32Speaker 4: got a good enough memory not to have forgotten that
- 32:35Speaker 4: you made a blithering fool of me once. I swore
- 32:39Speaker 4: i'd get even with you, and by George, I mean
- 32:41Speaker 4: to do it.
- 32:43Speaker 2: Lady Frederick laughing, Hm, then how do you propose to
- 32:46Speaker 2: stop me if I make up my mind that I'm
- 32:48Speaker 2: going to accept Charlie.
- 32:51Speaker 4: Well, he's not proposed yet, has he not yet?
- 32:54Speaker 2: But I've had to use every trick and device I
- 32:56Speaker 2: can think of to prevent him.
- 32:59Speaker 4: Look Ya, I'm going to play this game with my
- 33:02Speaker 4: cards on the table.
- 33:04Speaker 2: Then I shall be on my guard. You're never so
- 33:07Speaker 2: dangerous as when you pretend to be Frank.
- 33:09Speaker 4: I'm sorry you should think so badly of me.
- 33:13Speaker 2: I don't only it was a stroke of genius when
- 33:16Speaker 2: nature put the soul of a Jesuit priest into the
- 33:18Speaker 2: body of a Yorkshire squire.
- 33:21Speaker 4: I wonder what you're paying me compliments for. You must
- 33:25Speaker 4: be rather afraid of me.
- 33:28Speaker 1: They look at one another for a moment.
- 33:31Speaker 2: Well, let's look at these cards.
- 33:34Speaker 4: First of all, there's this money you've got to raise. Well,
- 33:39Speaker 4: this is my sister's suggestion.
- 33:42Speaker 2: That means you don't much like it.
- 33:44Speaker 4: If you'll refuse the boy and clear out, we'll give
- 33:48Speaker 4: you forty thousand pounds.
- 33:50Speaker 2: I suppose you'd be rather surprised if I boxed your ears.
- 33:54Speaker 4: Now look here between you and me, high Falutin's rather absurd,
- 33:59Speaker 4: don't you think so. Well, you're in desperate want of money,
- 34:03Speaker 4: and I don't suppose it would amuse you much to
- 34:05Speaker 4: have a young hobbledehoy hanging about your skirts for the
- 34:08Speaker 4: rest of your life.
- 34:10Speaker 2: Very well, we'll have no high for looting. You may
- 34:13Speaker 2: tell Lady Merriston that if I really wanted the money,
- 34:16Speaker 2: I shouldn't be such an idiot as to take forty
- 34:18Speaker 2: thousand down when I can have fifty thousand a year
- 34:21Speaker 2: for the asking.
- 34:23Speaker 4: I told her that.
- 34:25Speaker 2: You showed great perspicacity. Now for the second card, My.
- 34:30Speaker 4: Dear, it's no good getting into a patty over it.
- 34:34Speaker 2: I've never been calmer in my life.
- 34:37Speaker 4: You've always had the very deuce of a temper. I
- 34:41Speaker 4: suppose you've not given Charlie a sample of it, yet,
- 34:43Speaker 4: have you.
- 34:45Speaker 1: Lady Frederick laughing, not yet?
- 34:49Speaker 4: Oh well, the second card's your reputation, but.
- 34:54Speaker 2: I haven't got any. I thought that's such an advantage.
- 34:58Speaker 4: You see, Charlie is a young fool. He thinks you
- 35:02Speaker 4: a paragon of all the virtues, and it's never occurred
- 35:05Speaker 4: to him that you've rather gone the pace in your time.
- 35:10Speaker 2: It's one of my greatest consolations to think that even
- 35:12Speaker 2: one hundred horsepower racing motor couldn't be more rapid than
- 35:16Speaker 2: I've been.
- 35:18Speaker 4: Still, it would be rather a shocked Charlie when he
- 35:22Speaker 4: hears that this modest flower whom he trembles to adore, has.
- 35:29Speaker 2: Very nearly eloped with his own uncle. But you won't
- 35:32Speaker 2: tell him that story, because you hate looking a perfect.
- 35:35Speaker 4: Ass, Madam when duty calls, Paradine Folds consents even to
- 35:41Speaker 4: look ridiculous. But I was thinking of the Bellingham affair.
- 35:47Speaker 2: Ah, of course there's the Bellingham affair. I've forgotten it.
- 35:51Speaker 4: Nasty little business, that, eh horrid? Don't you think it
- 35:56Speaker 4: would choke him off?
- 35:59Speaker 2: I think it very probable.
- 36:02Speaker 4: Well, hadn't you better cave in, Lady Frederick?
- 36:07Speaker 2: Ringing the bell ah, but you've not seen my cards yet.
- 36:12Speaker 1: A servant enters.
- 36:14Speaker 2: Tell my servant to bring down the despatch box, which
- 36:17Speaker 2: is on my writing table.
- 36:19Speaker 4: Yes me, Dadi, exit. What's up now?
- 36:25Speaker 5: Well?
- 36:25Speaker 2: Four or five years ago I was staying at this
- 36:27Speaker 2: hotel and Mimi le Breton had rooms here.
- 36:31Speaker 4: I never heard of the lady, but her name suggests
- 36:34Speaker 4: that she had an affectionate nature.
- 36:37Speaker 2: She was a little singer at the folly Bergeire and
- 36:40Speaker 2: she had the loveliest emeralds I ever saw.
- 36:43Speaker 4: But you don't know, Maudes, the late.
- 36:47Speaker 2: Lord Merriston had a passion for emeralds. He always thought
- 36:50Speaker 2: they were such pure stones.
- 36:52Speaker 4: I beg your pardon.
- 36:54Speaker 2: Well, Mimi fell desperately ill, and there was no one
- 36:58Speaker 2: to look after. Of course, of course, the pious English
- 37:01Speaker 2: ladies in the hotel wouldn't go within a mile of her,
- 37:04Speaker 2: So I went and did the usual thing, don't you know.
- 37:08Speaker 1: Lady Frederick's man comes in with a small despatch box,
- 37:12Speaker 1: which he places on a table. He goes out Lady
- 37:16Speaker 1: Frederick as she talks, unlocks it.
- 37:20Speaker 4: Thank god, I'm a bachelor, and no ministering angel ever
- 37:24Speaker 4: smooths my pillow when I particularly want to be left alone.
- 37:28Speaker 2: I nursed her more or less through the whole illness,
- 37:31Speaker 2: and afterwards she fancied. She owed me her worthless little life.
- 37:35Speaker 2: She wanted to give me the precious emeralds, and when
- 37:37Speaker 2: I refused, was so heartbroken that I said I'd take
- 37:41Speaker 2: one thing if I might.
- 37:43Speaker 4: And what was that?
- 37:45Speaker 2: A bundle of letters. I'd seen the address on the
- 37:48Speaker 2: back of the envelope, and then I recognized the writing.
- 37:52Speaker 2: I thought they'd be much safer in my hands than
- 37:54Speaker 2: in hers.
- 37:56Speaker 1: She takes them out of the box and hands them
- 37:59Speaker 1: to paradine.
- 38:00Speaker 2: Here they are.
- 38:02Speaker 1: He looks and starts violently.
- 38:06Speaker 4: Eighty nine Grosvenor's Square. It's Merston's writing. You don't mean
- 38:12Speaker 4: what the old sinner. And Merston wouldn't have me in
- 38:20Speaker 4: the house, if you please, because I was a dissolute
- 38:23Speaker 4: libertine and he was the president of the broad Church Union.
- 38:28Speaker 4: Good Lord, how often have I heard him say, gentlemen,
- 38:32Speaker 4: I take my stand on the morality, the cleanliness, and
- 38:36Speaker 4: the purity of English family life.
- 38:42Speaker 2: I've often noticed that the religious temperament is very susceptible
- 38:46Speaker 2: to the charms of my sex. May I look, well,
- 38:50Speaker 2: I don't know I suppose so.
- 38:54Speaker 15: Fuld's reading heart's delight, and he signs himself your darling chickabitty,
- 39:03Speaker 15: the old Ruffian.
- 39:05Speaker 4: She was a very pretty little thing, I dare say,
- 39:09Speaker 4: but thank Heaven, I have some sense of decency left.
- 39:14Speaker 4: And it outrages all my susceptibilities that a man inside
- 39:18Speaker 4: whiskers should call himself anybody's chicobbity.
- 39:23Speaker 2: Protestations of undying affection are never ridiculous when they are
- 39:27Speaker 2: accompanied by such splendid emeralds.
- 39:31Speaker 1: Folds starting and growing suddenly serious.
- 39:36Speaker 4: And what about Maude, Well, poor girl, he did simply
- 39:43Speaker 4: break her heart. He preached at her steadily for twenty years,
- 39:48Speaker 4: and she worshiped the very ground he trod on. She'd
- 39:52Speaker 4: have died of grief at his death, except she felt
- 39:55Speaker 4: it her duty to go on with his work.
- 39:58Speaker 2: I know, by.
- 40:00Speaker 4: Jove it's a good card. You were quite right to
- 40:04Speaker 4: refuse the emeralds. These letters are twice as valuable.
- 40:08Speaker 2: Would you like to burn them?
- 40:10Speaker 13: Let's see, there's the stove.
- 40:12Speaker 2: Put them in.
- 40:14Speaker 1: He takes them up in both hands and hurries to
- 40:17Speaker 1: the stove. But he stops and brings them back. He
- 40:22Speaker 1: throws them on the sofa.
- 40:24Speaker 4: No I won't. Why not, it's too deuce and generous.
- 40:32Speaker 4: I'll fight you tooth and nail, but it's not fair
- 40:35Speaker 4: to take an advantage over me like that. You'll bind
- 40:38Speaker 4: my hands with fetters.
- 40:40Speaker 2: Very well, you've had your chance, But.
- 40:43Speaker 4: By jove, you must have a good hand to throw
- 40:47Speaker 4: away a card like that. What have you got a
- 40:50Speaker 4: straight flush?
- 40:51Speaker 2: I may be only bluffing, you, know, Lord.
- 40:54Speaker 4: It does me good to hear your nice old Irish
- 40:57Speaker 4: brogue again.
- 40:59Speaker 2: Seeth and does it?
- 41:01Speaker 4: I believe you only put it on to get over people.
- 41:05Speaker 1: Lady Frederick smiling Bigora.
- 41:08Speaker 2: It's not easy to get over you.
- 41:10Speaker 4: Lord. I was in love with you once, wasn't I.
- 41:14Speaker 2: Not more than lots of other people have been.
- 41:17Speaker 4: And you did treat me abominably.
- 41:21Speaker 2: Ah, that's what they all said. But you got over
- 41:24Speaker 2: it very well.
- 41:26Speaker 4: I didn't. My digestion was permanently impaired by your brutal treatment.
- 41:32Speaker 2: Is that why you went to Carlsbad afterwards? Instead of
- 41:35Speaker 2: the Rocky Mountains?
- 41:37Speaker 4: You may laugh, but the fact remains that I've only
- 41:40Speaker 4: been in love once, and that was with you.
- 41:44Speaker 1: Lady Frederick smiling as she holds out her hand, good night, for.
- 41:50Speaker 4: All that I'm going to fight you now for all
- 41:52Speaker 4: I'm worth.
- 41:54Speaker 2: I'm not frightened of you, Paradine.
- 41:56Speaker 4: Good night.
- 41:58Speaker 1: As he goes out, Captain Montgomery enters Lady Frederick, yawning
- 42:05Speaker 1: and stretching her arms.
- 42:07Speaker 2: Oh so sleepy.
- 42:10Speaker 7: I'm sorry for that. I wanted to have a talk with.
- 42:12Speaker 1: You, Lady Frederick, smiling.
- 42:16Speaker 2: I dare say I can keep awake for five minutes,
- 42:19Speaker 2: you know, especially if you offer me a cigarette.
- 42:22Speaker 1: Here you are, He hands her his case and lights
- 42:27Speaker 1: her cigarette. Lady Frederick with a sigh.
- 42:31Speaker 2: Oh what a comfort.
- 42:33Speaker 7: I wanted to tell you. I had a letter this
- 42:36Speaker 7: morning from my solicitor to say that he's just bought
- 42:39Speaker 7: Crowley Castle on my behalf.
- 42:42Speaker 2: Really, but it's a lovely place. You must ask me
- 42:45Speaker 2: to come and stay.
- 42:46Speaker 7: I should like you to stay there indefinitely, Lady Frederick
- 42:51Speaker 7: with a quick look.
- 42:53Speaker 2: That's charming of you. But I never desert my London long.
- 42:57Speaker 1: Captain Montgomery smiling.
- 43:00Speaker 7: I have a very nice house in Portman Square, really,
- 43:05Speaker 7: and I'm thinking of going into Parliament at the next election.
- 43:10Speaker 2: It appears to be a very delightful pastime to govern
- 43:12Speaker 2: the British nation. Dignified without being laborious.
- 43:17Speaker 7: Lady Frederick, although I've been in this service, I have
- 43:21Speaker 7: rather a good head for business, and I hate beating
- 43:24Speaker 7: around the bush. I wanted to ask you to marry me.
- 43:29Speaker 2: It's nice of you not to make a fuss about it.
- 43:32Speaker 2: I'm very much obliged, but I'm afraid I can't. Why not, Well,
- 43:37Speaker 2: you see, I don't know yet.
- 43:39Speaker 7: We could spend the beginning of our married life so
- 43:43Speaker 7: usefully in making one another's acquaintance.
- 43:46Speaker 2: It would be rather late in the day, then, to
- 43:48Speaker 2: come to the conclusion that we couldn't bear the sight
- 43:50Speaker 2: of one another.
- 43:51Speaker 7: Shall I send my banker's books so that you may
- 43:54Speaker 7: see that my antecedents are respectable, and my circumstances such
- 43:58Speaker 7: as tope buyer affection.
- 44:01Speaker 2: I have no doubt it would be very interesting, But
- 44:05Speaker 2: not to me.
- 44:06Speaker 1: She makes as if to go, Ah, don't go yet.
- 44:11Speaker 7: Won't you give me some reason.
- 44:14Speaker 2: If you insist I'm not the least in love with you?
- 44:18Speaker 7: Do you think that matters much?
- 44:21Speaker 2: You're a friend of Gerald's, and he says you're a
- 44:23Speaker 2: very good sort. But I really can't marry everyone that
- 44:26Speaker 2: Gerald rather likes.
- 44:29Speaker 7: He said he would put in a good word for me.
- 44:32Speaker 2: If I ever marry again, it shall be to please myself,
- 44:36Speaker 2: not to please my brother.
- 44:38Speaker 7: I hope I shall induce you to alter your mind.
- 44:42Speaker 2: I'm afraid I can give you no hope of that.
- 44:45Speaker 7: You know, when I determine to do a thing, I
- 44:48Speaker 7: generally do it.
- 44:50Speaker 2: That sounds very like a threat.
- 44:53Speaker 7: You may take it as such, if you please.
- 44:56Speaker 2: And you've made up your mind that you're going to
- 44:57Speaker 2: marry me. Quiet well, I've made up my mind that
- 45:02Speaker 2: you shan't, So we're quits.
- 45:05Speaker 7: Why don't you talk to your brother about it?
- 45:07Speaker 2: Because it's no business of.
- 45:09Speaker 7: His, isn't it? Ask him what do you mean by that?
- 45:15Speaker 7: Ask him? Good night?
- 45:18Speaker 2: Good night?
- 45:19Speaker 1: He goes out. Lady Frederick goes to the French window
- 45:24Speaker 1: that leads to the terrace and calls Gerald Hello. He
- 45:31Speaker 1: appears and comes into the room.
- 45:34Speaker 2: Did you know that Captain Montgomery was going to propose
- 45:36Speaker 2: to me?
- 45:38Speaker 3: Yes?
- 45:39Speaker 2: Is there any reason why I should marry him?
- 45:42Speaker 3: Only that I owe him nine hundred pounds?
- 45:45Speaker 1: Oh?
- 45:46Speaker 12: Why didn't you tell me?
- 45:48Speaker 3: You were so worried? I couldn't. Oh, I've been such
- 45:52Speaker 3: a fool. I tried to make a coup for Rose's sake?
- 45:56Speaker 2: Is it a gambling debt? Yes, they call a debt
- 46:00Speaker 2: of honor.
- 46:02Speaker 3: I must pay it the day after tomorrow, without fail.
- 46:06Speaker 2: That's the day my do billsfall. Do And if you don't, I.
- 46:10Speaker 3: Shall have to send in my papers, and I shall
- 46:12Speaker 3: lose Rosie, and then I shall blow out my silly brains.
- 46:17Speaker 2: But who is the man?
- 46:19Speaker 3: He's the son of Aaron Levitzki, the money lender.
- 46:24Speaker 2: Oh lord.
- 46:27Speaker 1: End of the first act, Act two of Lady Frederick,
- 46:38Speaker 1: a comedy in three acts by William Somerset mom. This
- 46:42Speaker 1: is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox recordings are in the
- 46:46Speaker 1: public domain. For more information or to volunteer, please visit
- 46:51Speaker 1: LibriVox dot org. The second act, the scene is the
- 46:57Speaker 1: same as in Act one. Admiral Carlyle is sleeping in
- 47:02Speaker 1: an arm chair with a handkerchief over his face. Rose
- 47:06Speaker 1: is sitting on a grandfather's chair and Gerald is leaning
- 47:10Speaker 1: over the back.
- 47:12Speaker 9: Isn't Papa a perfectly adorable chaperone?
- 47:16Speaker 7: The Admiral snores perfectly.
- 47:22Speaker 9: I've started fifteen topics of conversation in the last quarter
- 47:25Speaker 9: of an hour.
- 47:26Speaker 1: Gerald, Gerald smiling, Have you you.
- 47:31Speaker 9: Always agree with me? And there's an end of it,
- 47:34Speaker 9: so I have to rack my brains again.
- 47:37Speaker 3: All you say is so very wise and sensible of cars,
- 47:42Speaker 3: I agree.
- 47:43Speaker 9: I wonder if you'll think me sensible and wise in
- 47:46Speaker 9: ten years.
- 47:47Speaker 3: I'm quite sure I shall.
- 47:50Speaker 9: Why then, I'm afraid we shan't cultivate any great brilliancy
- 47:54Speaker 9: of a partee be.
- 47:56Speaker 3: Good, sweet maid, and let who will be clever?
- 48:00Speaker 9: Oh, don't say that. When a man's in love he
- 48:03Speaker 9: at once makes a pedestal to the ten commandments and
- 48:05Speaker 9: stands on the top of them with his arms akimbo.
- 48:09Speaker 9: When a woman's in love, she doesn't care two straws
- 48:12Speaker 9: for thou shalt and thou shalt not.
- 48:15Speaker 3: When a woman's in love, she can put her heart
- 48:17Speaker 3: on the slide of a microscope and examine how it beats.
- 48:21Speaker 3: When a man's in love, what do you think he
- 48:23Speaker 3: cares for science and philosophy and all the rest of it.
- 48:27Speaker 9: When a man's in love, he can only write sonnets
- 48:29Speaker 9: to the moon. When a woman's in love, she can
- 48:32Speaker 9: still cook his dinner and don her own stockings.
- 48:35Speaker 3: I wish you wouldn't cap all my observations.
- 48:39Speaker 1: She lifts up her face, and he kisses her lips.
- 48:43Speaker 9: I'm beginning to think you're rather nice.
- 48:45Speaker 3: You know that's reassuring at all events.
- 48:49Speaker 9: But no one could accuse you of being a scintillating talker.
- 48:52Speaker 3: Have you ever watched the lovers in the park sitting
- 48:55Speaker 3: on the benches hour after hour without saying a word.
- 48:59Speaker 12: Why?
- 49:01Speaker 3: Because I've always thought they must be bored to the
- 49:03Speaker 3: verge of tears. Now I know they're only happy.
- 49:08Speaker 9: You're certainly my soldier, So I suppose i'm your nursery maid.
- 49:13Speaker 3: You know, when I was at Trinity College, Dublin.
- 49:16Speaker 1: Were you there?
- 49:17Speaker 9: I thought you went to Oxford?
- 49:20Speaker 8: No?
- 49:20Speaker 3: Why?
- 49:22Speaker 9: Only all my people go to Magdalen.
- 49:25Speaker 3: Yes, and I've.
- 49:26Speaker 9: Decided that if I ever have a son, he shall
- 49:28Speaker 9: go there too.
- 49:30Speaker 1: The Admiral starts and pulls the handkerchief off his face.
- 49:35Speaker 1: The others do not notice him. He is aghast and
- 49:39Speaker 1: astounded at a conversation. Lady Frederick comes in later and
- 49:44Speaker 1: stands smiling as she listens.
- 49:48Speaker 3: My darling, you know, I hate to thwart you in
- 49:51Speaker 3: any way, but I've quite made up my mind that
- 49:54Speaker 3: my son shall go to Dublin as I did.
- 49:57Speaker 9: I'm awfully sorry, Gerald, but the boy must be at
- 50:00Speaker 9: dated like a gentleman.
- 50:02Speaker 3: There. I quite agree, Rose. But first of all, he's
- 50:05Speaker 3: an irishman, and it's right that he should be educated
- 50:08Speaker 3: in Ireland.
- 50:10Speaker 9: Darling Gerald, A mother's love is naturally the safest guide
- 50:13Speaker 9: in these.
- 50:13Speaker 3: Things, Dearest Rose. A father's wisdom is always the most reliable.
- 50:20Speaker 2: Pardon my interfering, but aren't you just a little previous?
- 50:24Speaker 8: Did you ever hear such a conversation in your life
- 50:28Speaker 8: between a young, unmarried couple.
- 50:31Speaker 9: My dear Papa, you must be prepared for everything.
- 50:34Speaker 8: In my youth, young ladies did not refer to things
- 50:38Speaker 8: of that sort.
- 50:40Speaker 2: Well, I don't suppose they're any the worse for having
- 50:42Speaker 2: an elementary knowledge of natural history. Personally, I doubt whether
- 50:46Speaker 2: ignorance is quite the same thing as virtue. And I'm
- 50:49Speaker 2: not quite sure that a girl makes a better wife
- 50:51Speaker 2: because she's been brought up like a perfect fool.
- 50:55Speaker 8: I am old fashioned, lady, Frederick, And my idea of
- 50:59Speaker 8: a modern girl is that when certain topics are mentioned,
- 51:04Speaker 8: she should swoon. Swoon, Madam, swoon. They always did it
- 51:09Speaker 8: when I was a lad.
- 51:12Speaker 9: Well Father, I've often tried to faint when I wanted
- 51:14Speaker 9: something that you wouldn't give me, and I've never been
- 51:16Speaker 9: able to manage it, so I'm sure I couldn't swoon.
- 51:20Speaker 8: And with regard to this ridiculous discussion as to which
- 51:24Speaker 8: university your son is to be sent, you seem to
- 51:28Speaker 8: forget that I have the right to be consulted.
- 51:32Speaker 3: My dear Admiral, I don't see how it can possibly
- 51:35Speaker 3: matter to you.
- 51:37Speaker 8: And before we go any further, I should like you
- 51:41Speaker 8: to know that the very day Rose was born, I
- 51:45Speaker 8: determined that her son should go to Cambridge.
- 51:49Speaker 9: My dear Papa, I think Gerald and I are far
- 51:52Speaker 9: and away the best judges of our son's welfare.
- 51:55Speaker 8: The boy must work, Rose. I will have no good
- 51:59Speaker 8: for nothing.
- 52:00Speaker 3: My grandson exactly, and that is why I'm resolved he
- 52:04Speaker 3: shall go to Dublin.
- 52:06Speaker 9: The important thing is that he should have really nice manners,
- 52:09Speaker 9: and that they teach at Oxford. If they teach nothing else.
- 52:13Speaker 2: Well, don't you think you'd better wait another twenty years
- 52:16Speaker 2: or so before you discuss this.
- 52:18Speaker 8: There are some matters which must be settled at once,
- 52:21Speaker 8: Lady Frederick.
- 52:23Speaker 2: You know young things are fairly independent nowadays. I don't
- 52:27Speaker 2: know what they'll be in twenty years time.
- 52:29Speaker 3: The first thing the boy shall learn is obedience.
- 52:33Speaker 9: Certainly, there's nothing so hateful as a disobedient child.
- 52:37Speaker 8: I can't see my grandson venturing to disobey me.
- 52:41Speaker 2: Then you're all agreed, so that's settled. I came to
- 52:44Speaker 2: tell you your carriage was ready.
- 52:46Speaker 8: Go and put on your bonnet. Rose to Lady Frederick,
- 52:51Speaker 8: are you coming with us?
- 52:53Speaker 2: I'm afraid I can't au revoir.
- 52:56Speaker 8: Ateuteulau he and Rose go out.
- 53:01Speaker 3: Have you ever seen in your life anyone so entirely
- 53:04Speaker 3: delightful as Rose?
- 53:06Speaker 1: Lady Frederick laughing only when I've looked in the glass.
- 53:11Speaker 3: My dear Elizabeth, how vain you are?
- 53:15Speaker 2: You are very happy, my Gerald.
- 53:17Speaker 3: It's such a relief to have got over all the difficulties.
- 53:21Speaker 3: I thought it would never come right. You are a brick, Elizabeth.
- 53:25Speaker 2: I really think I am.
- 53:27Speaker 3: Rather the moment you promised to arrange things, I felt
- 53:31Speaker 3: as safe as a house.
- 53:33Speaker 2: I said I'd do my best at night, and I
- 53:35Speaker 2: told you not to worry.
- 53:37Speaker 1: Gerald turning round suddenly.
- 53:40Speaker 3: Isn't it all right?
- 53:42Speaker 2: No, it's about as wrong as it can possibly be.
- 53:45Speaker 2: I knew Cohen was staying here, and I thought I
- 53:47Speaker 2: could get him to hold the bills over for.
- 53:49Speaker 3: A few days, and won't he he hasn't.
- 53:52Speaker 2: Got them anymore. What they've been negotiated, and he swears
- 53:57Speaker 2: he doesn't know who has them.
- 53:59Speaker 3: But oh, could have been such a fool.
- 54:02Speaker 2: I don't know. That's just the awful part of it.
- 54:05Speaker 2: It was bad enough before I knew the worst Cohen
- 54:08Speaker 2: could do, but now it couldn't be paradeen.
- 54:12Speaker 3: And then there's Montgomery.
- 54:15Speaker 2: I shall see him today.
- 54:17Speaker 3: What are you going to say to him?
- 54:19Speaker 2: I haven't an idea.
- 54:20Speaker 3: I'm rather frightened of him, you know, dear, if the
- 54:24Speaker 3: worst comes to the worst.
- 54:26Speaker 2: Whatever happens, you shall marry Rose.
- 54:28Speaker 1: I promise you that paradeine Folds appears.
- 54:34Speaker 4: May I come in?
- 54:35Speaker 2: It's a public room. I don't see how we can
- 54:38Speaker 2: possibly prevent you.
- 54:40Speaker 3: I'm just going to take a stroll.
- 54:44Speaker 1: Do he goes out?
- 54:47Speaker 4: Well?
- 54:48Speaker 2: How are things going quite well? Thank you?
- 54:53Speaker 4: I've left Charlie with his mother. I hope you can
- 54:55Speaker 4: spare him for a couple of hours.
- 54:58Speaker 2: I told him he must spend the afternoon with her.
- 55:01Speaker 2: I don't approve of his neglecting his filial duty.
- 55:05Speaker 4: Ah, I saw Dick Cohen this morning, did you it
- 55:10Speaker 4: seems to interest you not at all?
- 55:13Speaker 2: Why should it folds?
- 55:15Speaker 1: Smiling?
- 55:16Speaker 4: Nice little man, isn't he?
- 55:19Speaker 2: I wish I had something to throw at you.
- 55:21Speaker 4: Well, I haven't got the confounded bills. I was too late,
- 55:27Speaker 4: did you try? Oh? Yes, I thought it would interest
- 55:31Speaker 4: Charley to know how extremely needful it was for you
- 55:34Speaker 4: to marry him.
- 55:36Speaker 2: Then who on earth has got them?
- 55:38Speaker 4: I haven't an idea, but they must make you very uncomfortable?
- 55:43Speaker 4: Three thousand, five hundred.
- 55:46Speaker 2: Eh, don't say it all at once. It sounds so much.
- 55:51Speaker 4: You wouldn't like to exchange those letters of Meerson's for
- 55:54Speaker 4: seven thousand pounds? Would you? No? Ah? And by the way,
- 56:01Speaker 4: do you mind if I tell Charley the full story
- 56:03Speaker 4: of your relations with me?
- 56:06Speaker 2: Why should I? It's not I who look ridiculous.
- 56:10Speaker 4: Thanks, I may avail myself of your permission.
- 56:15Speaker 2: I dare say you've noticed that Charley has a very
- 56:18Speaker 2: keen sense of humor.
- 56:20Speaker 4: If you're going to be disagreeable to me, I shall go.
- 56:23Speaker 1: He stops.
- 56:25Speaker 4: I say, are you quite sure there's nothing else that
- 56:29Speaker 4: can be brought up against you?
- 56:31Speaker 2: Quite sure? Thanks?
- 56:33Speaker 4: My sister's very jubilant to day. What about the Bellingham affair?
- 56:39Speaker 2: Merely scandal, my friend, Well.
- 56:42Speaker 4: Look out, she is a woman, and she'll stick at nothing.
- 56:47Speaker 2: I wonder why you warn me.
- 56:49Speaker 4: For the sake of old times, my dear you.
- 56:52Speaker 2: Growing sentimental paradine. It's the punishment which the gods inflict
- 56:57Speaker 2: on a cynic when he grows old.
- 57:00Speaker 4: It may be, but for the life of me, I
- 57:03Speaker 4: can't forget that once, my.
- 57:06Speaker 2: Dear friend, don't rake up my lamentable past.
- 57:10Speaker 4: I don't think I've met any one so entirely devoid
- 57:13Speaker 4: of sentiment as you are.
- 57:16Speaker 2: Let us agree that I have every vice under the
- 57:18Speaker 2: sun and have done with it.
- 57:21Speaker 1: A servant comes in.
- 57:24Speaker 14: Madame Cloude wishes to see your ladyship.
- 57:27Speaker 2: Oh, my dressmaker. Another bill that's the worst of Monty
- 57:34Speaker 2: One meets as many creditors as in Bond Street.
- 57:37Speaker 14: Say I'm engaged, Madame Cloude says she will wait till me,
- 57:41Speaker 14: lady is free.
- 57:43Speaker 4: You make a mistake. One should always be polite to
- 57:46Speaker 4: people whose bills one can't pay.
- 57:49Speaker 1: Show her in yes me, lady, exit servant.
- 57:55Speaker 4: Is it a big one?
- 57:57Speaker 2: Oh no, only seven hundred pounds.
- 58:00Speaker 4: Bye jove, my dear friend.
- 58:02Speaker 2: One must dress. I can't go about in fig leafs.
- 58:06Speaker 4: One can dress simply.
- 58:09Speaker 6: I do.
- 58:10Speaker 2: That's why it costs so much.
- 58:12Speaker 4: You know you're devilish, extravagant.
- 58:16Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm content with the barest necessities of existence.
- 58:20Speaker 4: You've got a maid, of course, I've got a maid.
- 58:24Speaker 2: I was never taught to dress myself.
- 58:26Speaker 4: And you've got a footman.
- 58:28Speaker 2: I've always had a footman, and my mother always had
- 58:31Speaker 2: a footman. I couldn't live a day without him.
- 58:35Speaker 4: What does he do for you?
- 58:37Speaker 2: He inspires confidence in tradesmen.
- 58:40Speaker 4: And you have the most expensive suite of rooms in
- 58:43Speaker 4: the hotel.
- 58:44Speaker 2: I'm such a dreadful mess. If I hadn't got nice rooms,
- 58:48Speaker 2: I should brood over it.
- 58:50Speaker 4: Then, as if that weren't enough, You fling your money
- 58:54Speaker 4: away at the tables.
- 58:56Speaker 2: When you're as poor as I am, A few louise
- 58:58Speaker 2: more or less can make absolutely no difference.
- 59:03Speaker 4: You're quite incorrigible.
- 59:05Speaker 2: It's really not my fault. I do try to be economical,
- 59:09Speaker 2: but money slips through my fingers like water. I can't
- 59:12Speaker 2: help it.
- 59:13Speaker 4: You want a sensible sort of a man to look
- 59:16Speaker 4: after you.
- 59:18Speaker 2: I want a very rich sort of man to look
- 59:20Speaker 2: after me.
- 59:21Speaker 4: If you were my wife, I should advertise in the
- 59:24Speaker 4: papers that I wasn't responsible for your debts.
- 59:27Speaker 2: If you were my husband, i'd advertise immediately underneath it,
- 59:31Speaker 2: I wasn't responsible for your manners.
- 59:33Speaker 4: I wonder why you're so reckless.
- 59:37Speaker 2: When my husband was alive, I was so utterly wretched,
- 59:40Speaker 2: And afterwards, when I looked forward to a little happiness,
- 59:43Speaker 2: my boy died. Then I didn't care any more. I
- 59:47Speaker 2: did everything I could to stupefy myself. I squandered money
- 59:51Speaker 2: as other women take morphia. That's all.
- 59:55Speaker 4: It's the same, dear, scatterbrained, good hearted Betsy that I
- 59:59Speaker 4: ca used to know.
- 1:00:01Speaker 2: You're the only person who calls me Betsy. Now to
- 1:00:04Speaker 2: all the others, I'm only Elizabeth.
- 1:00:07Speaker 4: Look here, what are you going to do with this dressmaker?
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: I don't know. I always trust to the inspiration of
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: the moment.
- 1:00:16Speaker 4: She'll make a devil of a fuss, won't she.
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: Oh? No, I shall be quite nice to her, I.
- 1:00:22Speaker 4: Dare say, But won't she be very disagreeable to you?
- 1:00:27Speaker 2: You don't know what a way I have with my creditors.
- 1:00:31Speaker 4: I know it's not a paying way, isn't it.
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: I bet you a hundred louis that I offer her
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: the money and she refuses it.
- 1:00:39Speaker 4: I'll take that.
- 1:00:41Speaker 7: Here.
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: She is, Madame Claude enters ushered in by the servant.
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: She is a stout, genteel person, very splendidly gowned. Her
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: face is set to sternness, decision to make a scene
- 1:00:57Speaker 1: and general sourness.
- 1:01:00Speaker 14: Madame Claude exit servant.
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: Lady Frederick goes up to her enthusiastically and takes both
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: her hands.
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: Best of women. This is a joyful surprise.
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: Madame Claude, drawing herself up.
- 1:01:16Speaker 10: I had caught by chance that your lightship was at Monte.
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: So you came to see me at once. That was
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: nice of you. You're the very person I wanted to see.
- 1:01:26Speaker 10: Oh I'm glad of that, mulady, I must confess.
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: You, dear creature. That's one advantage of Monte Carlo. One
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: meets all one's friends. Do you know, mister fools, this
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: is Madame Claude, an artist, my dear paradine, a real artist.
- 1:01:43Speaker 10: I'm pleased that your ladyship will think.
- 1:01:46Speaker 4: So how do you do now?
- 1:01:49Speaker 6: This gown?
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: Look? Look, look in this skirt. There's genius mon che
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: in the way it hangs. My whole character is expressed
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: observe the fullness of it that indicates those admirable virtues
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: which make me an ornament to society, while the frill
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: at the bottom just suggest those foibles you can hardly
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: call them falts, which add a certain grace and interest
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: to my personality. And the flounce, Paradine, I beseech you
- 1:02:17Speaker 2: to look at it carefully. I would sooner have designed
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: this flounce than one the Battle of Waterloo.
- 1:02:24Speaker 10: Your Layship is very kind, not at.
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: All, not at all. You remember that rose Chiffon. I
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: wore it the other day and the dear Archduchess came
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: up to me and said, my dear, my dear. I
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: thought she was going to have a fit, But when
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: she recovered, she kissed me on both cheeks and said,
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: Lady Frederick, you have a dressmaker worth her weight in gold.
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: You heard her, Paradine, didn't you?
- 1:02:49Speaker 4: You forget that I only arrived last night.
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: Of course, how stupid of me. She'll be perfectly delighted
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: to hear that you're in Monte Carlo. But I shall
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: have to break it to her.
- 1:02:59Speaker 10: Gen Oh, I'm sorry to intrude upon your ladyship.
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: Now what are you talking about? If you hadn't come
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: to see me. I should never have forgiven you.
- 1:03:09Speaker 13: Oh.
- 1:03:10Speaker 10: I want to have a little talk with your ladyship.
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: Oh, but I hope we shall have many little talks.
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: Have you brought your motor down? Yes, that's charming. You
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: shall take me for a drive in it every day.
- 1:03:23Speaker 2: I hope you're going to stay some time.
- 1:03:25Speaker 10: That depends on circumstances. Lay Frederick, I've ale business to
- 1:03:30Speaker 10: do here.
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: Then let me give you one warning.
- 1:03:33Speaker 10: Don't gamble ah now, my lady, oh gamble quite enough
- 1:03:38Speaker 10: in my business as it is, I'll never know when
- 1:03:42Speaker 10: my customers will pay their bills if ever.
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: Lady Frederick slightly taken aback ha ha ha, Oh.
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: Isn't she clever? I must tell that to the Archduchess.
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: She'll be so amused. The dear arch Duchess. You know
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: she loves a little joke. You must really meet her.
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: Will you come and lunch? I know you hit it
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: off together.
- 1:04:08Speaker 10: That's very kind of your ladyship.
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: My dear, you know perfectly well that I've always looked
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: upon you as one of my best friends. Now, who
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: shall we have? There's you and me and the Archduchess.
- 1:04:20Speaker 2: Then I'll ask Lord Mearston.
- 1:04:22Speaker 10: The Marquis of Miston life Frederick.
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: Yes, and mister Foolds his uncle.
- 1:04:28Speaker 10: Excuse me, are you the mister Paradine Fowls?
- 1:04:34Speaker 4: Folds bowing at your service, madam, I'm.
- 1:04:38Speaker 10: So glad to make your acquaintance, mister Foulds, I've always had.
- 1:04:43Speaker 10: You're such a bad.
- 1:04:45Speaker 4: Man, Madam. You overwhelmed me with confusion.
- 1:04:50Speaker 10: Believe me, mister Folds, it's not the lies married to
- 1:04:54Speaker 10: saints who take the trouble to dress well.
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: Now we want a third man, shall we all my brother,
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: you know, sir Gerald, O'Mara, don't you? Or shall we
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: ask Prince Doniani?
- 1:05:06Speaker 9: Yes?
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: I think we'll ask the Prince. I'm sure you'd like him.
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: Such a handsome man. That'll make six.
- 1:05:13Speaker 10: It's very kinder, you lay, Frederick. But well, I'm only
- 1:05:18Speaker 10: a tradeswoman.
- 1:05:19Speaker 2: You know, a tradeswoman. How can you talk such nonsense?
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: You are an artist, a real artist, my dear, and
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: an artist is fit to meet a king.
- 1:05:29Speaker 10: Well, I won't, Denova, I'll be ashamed to dress my
- 1:05:32Speaker 10: customers in the gowns i'll see painted at the Royal Academy.
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: Then it's quite settled, isn't it Madame Cloude. Oh may
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: I call you Ada?
- 1:05:42Speaker 10: Oh if Frederick Or should be much flattered. But how
- 1:05:46Speaker 10: did you know that was my name?
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: Why you wrote me a letter only the other day?
- 1:05:52Speaker 10: Did I?
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: And such a cross letter too?
- 1:05:56Speaker 10: Oh, but like Frederick, that was only in the way
- 1:05:59Speaker 10: of business. Ah, don't exactly remember what expressions are? Maya
- 1:06:04Speaker 10: ma a use of.
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: Lady Frederick interrupting as if the truth had suddenly flashed
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: across her.
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: Ada, I do believe you came here today about my account?
- 1:06:16Speaker 10: Oh, now, my lighty, I promise you you did.
- 1:06:21Speaker 6: I know you did?
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: I see it in your face. Now. That really wasn't
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: nice of you. I thought you came as a.
- 1:06:28Speaker 10: Friend, Oh did Lay Frederick?
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: No, you wanted to done me. I'm disappointed in you.
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: I did think after all the things I've had from you,
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: you wouldn't treat me like that.
- 1:06:40Speaker 10: But I assure your layship.
- 1:06:43Speaker 2: Not another word. You came to ask for a check.
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: You shall have it.
- 1:06:48Speaker 10: Now, Lay Frederick Or wouldn't take it.
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: What is the exact figure, Madam Claude, Oh, don't remember
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: seven hundred and fifty pounds seventeen and nine. You see,
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: I remember you came for your check, and you shall
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: have it.
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: She sits down and takes a pen.
- 1:07:08Speaker 10: Nah life, Frederick, I should look upon that as most uncanned.
- 1:07:13Speaker 10: It's straightened me like a very second right establishment.
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but you should have thought of that before.
- 1:07:20Speaker 2: Now I haven't got a check. How tiresome.
- 1:07:23Speaker 10: Oh it doesn't matter, late Frederick, I promise you. It
- 1:07:27Speaker 10: never hinted me.
- 1:07:28Speaker 15: Ed.
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: What shall I do?
- 1:07:30Speaker 4: You can write it on a sheet of paper, you know.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: Lady Frederick, with a look aside to him monster.
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: Of course I can. I hadn't thought of that.
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: She takes a sheet of paper.
- 1:07:45Speaker 2: But how on earth am I to get a stamp?
- 1:07:47Speaker 4: I happen to have one on me?
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: I wonder why on earth you should have English stamps
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: in Monte Carlo Folds.
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: Handing her one.
- 1:07:57Speaker 4: A penny stamp may sometimes say one of one hundred.
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: Louis, thanks so much. I write the name of my
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: bank on the top, don't I pay? Madam Claude.
- 1:08:10Speaker 10: Now it's no good, Lady Frederick. I won't take it,
- 1:08:13Speaker 10: after all, I have my self respect to think of.
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: It's too late now, Madame Claude sniffing a little.
- 1:08:22Speaker 10: Now, lay Frederick, don't be too odd on me as
- 1:08:26Speaker 10: one lady too another I ask you to forgive me. Oh,
- 1:08:30Speaker 10: did come about my account? But well I don't want
- 1:08:35Speaker 10: the money.
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: Lady Frederick, looking up good humoredly.
- 1:08:40Speaker 2: Well, well, she.
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: Looks at the check.
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: It shall be as you wish.
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: There she tears it up.
- 1:08:49Speaker 10: Oh, thank you, lay Frederick. I'll look upon that as
- 1:08:53Speaker 10: a real favor. And now I really must be getting off.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: Must you go?
- 1:09:00Speaker 6: Well? Good bye?
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: Paradine take Madame Clode to her motor Ada.
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: She kisses her on the cheek. Madame Clode going.
- 1:09:11Speaker 10: Ah, am plased to have seen you.
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: Paradine offers his arm and goes out with Madame Cloude.
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: Lady Frederick goes to the window, stands on a chair
- 1:09:23Speaker 1: and waves her handkerchief. While she is doing this, Captain
- 1:09:27Speaker 1: Montgomery enters, how do you do, Lady Frederick? Getting down?
- 1:09:34Speaker 2: How nice of you to come. I wanted to see you.
- 1:09:37Speaker 7: May I sit down?
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: Of course? There are one or two things I'd like
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: to talk to you about. Yes, First, I must thank
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: you for your great kindness to Gerald. I didn't know
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: last night that he owed you a good deal of money.
- 1:09:52Speaker 7: It's a mere trifle.
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: You must be very rich to call nine hundred pounds
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: that I.
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: Am, Lady Frederick, with a laugh.
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: All the same, it's extremely good of you to give
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: him plenty of time.
- 1:10:06Speaker 7: I told Gerald he could have till tomorrow.
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: Obviously he wants to settle with you as soon as
- 1:10:12Speaker 2: ever he can.
- 1:10:13Speaker 7: I often wonder why gambling debts are known as debts
- 1:10:17Speaker 7: of honor.
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: Lady Frederick looking at him steadily.
- 1:10:21Speaker 2: Of course, I realize that if you choose to press
- 1:10:24Speaker 2: for the money and Gerald can't pay, he'll have to
- 1:10:27Speaker 2: send in his papers.
- 1:10:29Speaker 7: You may be quite sure I have no wish to
- 1:10:31Speaker 7: bring about such a calamity. By the way, have you
- 1:10:36Speaker 7: thought over our little talk of last night? No, you
- 1:10:40Speaker 7: would have been wise to do so.
- 1:10:43Speaker 2: My dear Captain Montgomery, you really can't expect me to
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: marry you because my brother has been so foolish as
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: to lose more money at poker than he can afford.
- 1:10:53Speaker 7: Did you ever hear that my father was a money lender.
- 1:10:57Speaker 2: A lucrative profession.
- 1:10:58Speaker 7: I believe he found it so. He was a Polish
- 1:11:02Speaker 7: Jew called Aaron Levitzky. He came to this country with
- 1:11:05Speaker 7: three shillings in his pocket. He lent half a crown
- 1:11:09Speaker 7: of it to a friend on the condition that he
- 1:11:11Speaker 7: should be paid back seven and six in three days.
- 1:11:15Speaker 2: I'm not good at figures, but the interest sounds rather high.
- 1:11:20Speaker 7: It is that was one of my father's specialities. From
- 1:11:25Speaker 7: these humble beginnings, his business grew to such proportions that
- 1:11:29Speaker 7: at his death he was able to leave me in
- 1:11:32Speaker 7: the name and arms of the great family of Montgomery,
- 1:11:35Speaker 7: and something over a million of money.
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: The result of thrift, industry and good fortune.
- 1:11:42Speaker 7: My father was able to gratify all his ambitions, but
- 1:11:46Speaker 7: one he was eaten up with the desire to move
- 1:11:50Speaker 7: in good society. In this he was never able to achieve.
- 1:11:56Speaker 7: His dying wish was that I should live in those
- 1:11:58Speaker 7: circles which he knew only across the counter precisely. But
- 1:12:05Speaker 7: my poor father was a little ignorant in these matters.
- 1:12:09Speaker 7: To him, one lord was as good as another. He
- 1:12:12Speaker 7: thought a marquis a finer man than an earl, and
- 1:12:16Speaker 7: a viscount than a baron. He would have never understood
- 1:12:20Speaker 7: that a penniless Irish baronet might go into better society
- 1:12:24Speaker 7: than many a belted earl.
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: And what is the application of this?
- 1:12:30Speaker 7: I wanted to explain to you. One of the reasons
- 1:12:32Speaker 7: which embolded me last night to make you a proposal
- 1:12:35Speaker 7: of marriage.
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: But surely you know some very nice people. I saw
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: you lunching the other day with the widow of a
- 1:12:42Speaker 2: city night.
- 1:12:44Speaker 7: Many very excellent persons are glad to have me to
- 1:12:46Speaker 7: dine with them. But I know quite well that they're
- 1:12:49Speaker 7: not the real article. I'm as far off as ever
- 1:12:53Speaker 7: from getting into those houses which you have been used
- 1:12:56Speaker 7: to all your life. I'm not content with third rate
- 1:12:59Speaker 7: earls and other seedy dowagers.
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: Forgive my frankness, but aren't you rather a snob?
- 1:13:07Speaker 7: My father, Aaron Levitsky, married in englishwoman, and I have
- 1:13:12Speaker 7: all the English virtues.
- 1:13:14Speaker 2: But I'm not quite sure that people would swallow you
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: even as my husband.
- 1:13:18Speaker 7: They'd make a face, but they'd swallow me right enough.
- 1:13:23Speaker 7: And when I asked them down to the best shoot
- 1:13:25Speaker 7: in England, they'd come to the conclusion that I agreed
- 1:13:28Speaker 7: with them very well.
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: Your offer is eminently business like, but you see, I'm
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: not a business woman. It doesn't appeal to me.
- 1:13:38Speaker 7: I only ask you to perform such of the duties
- 1:13:41Speaker 7: of a wife as are required by society. There are
- 1:13:45Speaker 7: few enough in all conscience I should wish you to
- 1:13:49Speaker 7: entertain largely and receive my guests, be polite to me,
- 1:13:53Speaker 7: at least in public, and go with me to the
- 1:13:56Speaker 7: various places people go to. Otherwise I leave you you
- 1:14:00Speaker 7: entire freedom. You will find me generous and heedful to
- 1:14:04Speaker 7: all your wishes.
- 1:14:06Speaker 2: Captain Montgomery, I don't know how much of all that
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: you have said is meant seriously, but surely you're not
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: choosing the right time to make such a proposal. When
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: my brother owes you so much money that if you
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: care to be hard, you can ruin him, Why not
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: do you mean to say?
- 1:14:24Speaker 7: I'll be quite frank with you. I should never have
- 1:14:27Speaker 7: allowed Gerald to lose so much money, which there was
- 1:14:30Speaker 7: no likelihood of his being able to pay, if I
- 1:14:33Speaker 7: had not thought that it earned me some claim upon
- 1:14:35Speaker 7: your gratitude.
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: Gerald will pay every penny he owes you tomorrow.
- 1:14:40Speaker 7: Where do you suppose he'll get it?
- 1:14:43Speaker 2: I have no doubt I shall be able to manage something.
- 1:14:46Speaker 7: Have you not tried this morning entirely without success? What
- 1:14:52Speaker 7: you do not forget that you have sundry monies of
- 1:14:55Speaker 7: your own which are payable tomorrow? How do you know
- 1:14:58Speaker 7: that I told you that when I took a thing
- 1:15:01Speaker 7: in hand, I carried it through. You went to Dick Cohen,
- 1:15:05Speaker 7: and he told you he parted with the bills. Didn't
- 1:15:10Speaker 7: you guess that only one man could have the least
- 1:15:12Speaker 7: interest in taking them over you? Yes? Oh God, come, come,
- 1:15:20Speaker 7: don't be worried over it. There's nothing to be alarmed about.
- 1:15:23Speaker 7: I'm a very decent chap. If you'd accepted me right away,
- 1:15:27Speaker 7: you would have never known that those bills were in
- 1:15:29Speaker 7: my possession. Think it over once more. I'm sure we
- 1:15:33Speaker 7: should get on well together. I can give you what
- 1:15:36Speaker 7: you most need, money and the liberty to fling it
- 1:15:39Speaker 7: away as recklessly as you choose. You can give me
- 1:15:43Speaker 7: the assured and fixed position on which my father's heart
- 1:15:48Speaker 7: was set.
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: And if I don't accept, you'll make me a bankrupt
- 1:15:52Speaker 2: and you'll ruin Gerald.
- 1:15:54Speaker 7: I refuse to consider that very unpleasant alternative.
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: Oh I can't.
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: I can't, Captain Montgomery laughing.
- 1:16:04Speaker 7: But you must, you must. When shall I come for
- 1:16:08Speaker 7: your answer? Tomorrow? I'll come with the bills in Gerald's
- 1:16:11Speaker 7: I owe you in my pocket, and you shall burn
- 1:16:14Speaker 7: them yourself.
- 1:16:16Speaker 6: Goodbye.
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: He kisses her hand and goes out. Lady Frederick remains
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: staring in front of her. Mearston enters, followed by Lady
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: Merston and Paradine Mearston, going to her eagerly.
- 1:16:33Speaker 7: Hello.
- 1:16:34Speaker 6: I wondered what on earth had become of you.
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: Lady Frederick, with a laugh, it's only two hours since
- 1:16:41Speaker 2: I chased you away from me.
- 1:16:43Speaker 6: I'm afraid I bow you to death.
- 1:16:46Speaker 2: Don't be so silly, you know you don't.
- 1:16:49Speaker 6: Where are you going now?
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: I have rather a headache. I'm going to lie down.
- 1:16:55Speaker 6: I'm so sorry.
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: Lady Frederick goes out Mearston's, stares after her anxiously, and
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: makes a step towards the door.
- 1:17:05Speaker 5: Where are you going, Charlie?
- 1:17:07Speaker 6: I never asked, Lady Frederick, if I could do anything good.
- 1:17:10Speaker 5: Heavens, there are surely plenty of servants in the hotel
- 1:17:13Speaker 5: to get her anything she wants.
- 1:17:16Speaker 6: Don't you think a drive in the motor would do
- 1:17:18Speaker 6: her good?
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: Lady Mearston unable to control herself.
- 1:17:23Speaker 5: Oh, I have no patience with you. I never saw
- 1:17:25Speaker 5: such a ridiculous infatuation in my life.
- 1:17:29Speaker 4: Steady, old girl, steady, what on earth.
- 1:17:33Speaker 6: Do you mean?
- 1:17:34Speaker 4: Mother?
- 1:17:35Speaker 5: Presumably you're not going to deny that you're in love
- 1:17:37Speaker 5: with that woman?
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: Mearston growing pale.
- 1:17:41Speaker 6: Would you mind speaking of her as Lady Frederick.
- 1:17:44Speaker 5: You try me very much, Charlie, please answer my question.
- 1:17:49Speaker 6: I don't want to seem unkind to you, mother, but
- 1:17:52Speaker 6: I think you have no right to ask about my
- 1:17:54Speaker 6: private affairs.
- 1:17:55Speaker 4: If you're going to talk this matter over, you're more
- 1:17:58Speaker 4: likely to come to an understanding if if you both
- 1:18:00Speaker 4: keep your tempers.
- 1:18:02Speaker 6: There's nothing I wish to discuss.
- 1:18:05Speaker 5: Don't be absurd, Charlie. You're with Lady Frederick morning, noon
- 1:18:08Speaker 5: and night. She can never stir a yard from the hotel,
- 1:18:12Speaker 5: but you go flying after you pester her with your
- 1:18:15Speaker 5: ridiculous attentions.
- 1:18:17Speaker 4: One's relations have always such an engaging frankness, like a
- 1:18:22Speaker 4: bad looking glass. They always represent you with a crooked
- 1:18:26Speaker 4: nose and a cast in your eye.
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: Lady Mearston too. Mearston, I have.
- 1:18:33Speaker 5: Certainly a right to know what you mean by all
- 1:18:35Speaker 5: this and what is going to come of it.
- 1:18:38Speaker 6: I don't know what will come of it.
- 1:18:41Speaker 4: The question that excites our curiosity is this, are you
- 1:18:46Speaker 4: going to ask Lady Frederick to marry you?
- 1:18:50Speaker 6: I refuse to answer that. It seems to me excessively impertinent.
- 1:18:55Speaker 4: Come come my boy, you're too young to play the
- 1:18:58Speaker 4: heavy father. We're both your friends. Hadn't you better make
- 1:19:02Speaker 4: a clean breast of it, After all, your mother and
- 1:19:05Speaker 4: I are interested in nothing so much as your welfare.
- 1:19:08Speaker 5: Charlie.
- 1:19:10Speaker 6: Of course, i'd ask her to marry me if I
- 1:19:12Speaker 6: thought for a moment that she'd accept. But I'm so
- 1:19:15Speaker 6: terrified that you refuse, and then perhaps I shall never
- 1:19:19Speaker 6: see her again.
- 1:19:21Speaker 5: The boy's stark, staring, mad I.
- 1:19:24Speaker 6: Don't know what I should do if she sent me
- 1:19:26Speaker 6: about my business. I'd rather continue in this awful uncertainty
- 1:19:30Speaker 6: than lose all her forever.
- 1:19:33Speaker 4: By George, you're pretty far gone, my son. The lover
- 1:19:38Speaker 4: who's diffident is in a much worse way than the
- 1:19:41Speaker 4: lover who protests.
- 1:19:44Speaker 5: Ha ha ha. I must say it amuses me that Lady
- 1:19:47Speaker 5: Frederick should have had both my brother and my son
- 1:19:50Speaker 5: dangling at her skirts. Your respective passions are separated by
- 1:19:54Speaker 5: quite a number of years.
- 1:19:56Speaker 6: Lady Frederick has already told me of that incident.
- 1:20:00Speaker 4: With the usual indiscretion of her sex.
- 1:20:03Speaker 6: It appears that she was very unhappy, and you, with
- 1:20:07Speaker 6: questionable taste, made love to her.
- 1:20:10Speaker 4: Do your best not to preach at me, dear boy,
- 1:20:14Speaker 4: it reminds me of your lamented father.
- 1:20:17Speaker 6: And at last she promised to go away with you.
- 1:20:19Speaker 6: You were to meet at Waterloo Station.
- 1:20:22Speaker 4: Such a drafty place, for an assignation.
- 1:20:26Speaker 6: Your train was to start at nine, and you are
- 1:20:28Speaker 6: going to take the boat over to the Channel aisles.
- 1:20:32Speaker 4: Lady Frederick has a very remarkable memory. I remember hoping
- 1:20:36Speaker 4: the sea wouldn't be rough, and just.
- 1:20:40Speaker 6: As the train was starting, her eye fell on the clock.
- 1:20:44Speaker 6: That moment a child was coming down to breakfast and
- 1:20:46Speaker 6: would ask for her. Before you could stop her, she
- 1:20:49Speaker 6: jumped out of the carriage. The train was moving and
- 1:20:52Speaker 6: you couldn't get out, so you were taken on to
- 1:20:55Speaker 6: Weapoeuth alone.
- 1:20:58Speaker 5: You must have felt a quite egregious ass Paradine.
- 1:21:01Speaker 4: I did, but you need not rub it in.
- 1:21:05Speaker 5: Doesn't it occur to you, Charlie, that a woman who
- 1:21:08Speaker 5: loves so easily can to be very worthy of your affection.
- 1:21:13Speaker 6: But my dear mother, do you think she cared for
- 1:21:15Speaker 6: my uncle?
- 1:21:17Speaker 4: What the dickens do you mean?
- 1:21:19Speaker 6: Do you suppose if she loved you she would have
- 1:21:21Speaker 6: hesitated to come? Do you know her so little as
- 1:21:24Speaker 6: that she thought of a child only because she was
- 1:21:27Speaker 6: quite indifferent to you.
- 1:21:29Speaker 4: You know nothing about it, and you are an impertinent
- 1:21:32Speaker 4: young jackanapes.
- 1:21:34Speaker 5: My dear Paradine, what can it matter if Lady Frederick
- 1:21:37Speaker 5: was in love with you or not?
- 1:21:39Speaker 4: Of course, it doesn't matter a bit.
- 1:21:42Speaker 5: I have no doubt you mistook wounded vanity for a
- 1:21:45Speaker 5: broken heart.
- 1:21:47Speaker 4: My dear, you sometimes say things which explain to me
- 1:21:51Speaker 4: why my brother in law so frequently abandoned his own
- 1:21:55Speaker 4: fireside for the platform of Exeter Hall.
- 1:21:59Speaker 6: Maos interest you to learn that I am perfectly aware
- 1:22:01Speaker 6: of Lady Frederick's financial difficulties. I know she has two
- 1:22:05Speaker 6: bills falling due tomorrow.
- 1:22:07Speaker 4: She is a very clever woman.
- 1:22:10Speaker 6: I've implored her to let me lend her the money,
- 1:22:12Speaker 6: and she absolutely refuses. You see, she's kept nothing from
- 1:22:16Speaker 6: me at.
- 1:22:16Speaker 5: All, My dear Charlie, it's a very old dodge to
- 1:22:20Speaker 5: confess what doesn't matter in order to conceal what does.
- 1:22:24Speaker 6: What do you mean, Mama?
- 1:22:26Speaker 5: Lady Frederick has told you nothing of the Bellingham affair.
- 1:22:30Speaker 6: Why should she?
- 1:22:31Speaker 5: It is surely expedient. You should know that the woman
- 1:22:34Speaker 5: you have some idea of marrying escaped the divorce court
- 1:22:37Speaker 5: only by the skin of her teeth.
- 1:22:40Speaker 4: I don't believe that, mother, Remember that you're talking to
- 1:22:44Speaker 4: your respected parent.
- 1:22:46Speaker 6: My boy, I'm sorry that my mother should utter base
- 1:22:50Speaker 6: and contemptible libels on my greatest friend.
- 1:22:54Speaker 5: You may be quite sure that I say nothing which
- 1:22:56Speaker 5: I can't prove.
- 1:22:57Speaker 6: I won't listen to anything against Lady Frederick, but you
- 1:23:01Speaker 6: must are you quite indifferent to the great pain you
- 1:23:05Speaker 6: cost me?
- 1:23:06Speaker 5: I can't allow you to marry a woman who's hopelessly immoral?
- 1:23:11Speaker 6: Mother?
- 1:23:11Speaker 4: How dare you say that this isn't the sort of
- 1:23:16Speaker 4: thing I much like? But hadn't you better hear the
- 1:23:19Speaker 4: worst at once?
- 1:23:21Speaker 6: Very well? But if my mother insists on saying things,
- 1:23:26Speaker 6: she must say them in Lady Frederick's.
- 1:23:27Speaker 5: Presence that I'm quite willing to do good.
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: He rings the bell. A servant enters.
- 1:23:37Speaker 4: You'd better take care, Mardye, Lady Frederick's a dangerous woman
- 1:23:41Speaker 4: to play the fool with.
- 1:23:43Speaker 1: Mearston to the servant.
- 1:23:46Speaker 6: Go to Lady Frederick Burrough's and say, lord Meareston is
- 1:23:48Speaker 6: extremely sorry to trouble her ladyship, but would be very
- 1:23:52Speaker 6: much obliged if she'd come to the drawing room for
- 1:23:54Speaker 6: two minutes.
- 1:23:56Speaker 14: Very well, my lord exit, what are you going to do, Maud.
- 1:24:02Speaker 5: I know there was a letter in existence in Lady
- 1:24:04Speaker 5: Frederick's handwriting which proved all I've said about her. I've
- 1:24:08Speaker 5: moved heaven and earth to get a hold of it,
- 1:24:10Speaker 5: and it came this morning.
- 1:24:12Speaker 4: Don't be such a fool. You're not going to use
- 1:24:15Speaker 4: that I am. Indeed, your blood be upon your own head.
- 1:24:21Speaker 4: Unless I'm vastly mistaken, you'll suffer the greatest humiliation that
- 1:24:25Speaker 4: you can imagine.
- 1:24:26Speaker 5: That's absurd. I have nothing to fear.
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: Lady Frederick comes in.
- 1:24:32Speaker 6: I'm so sorry to disturb you. I hope you don't mind,
- 1:24:37Speaker 6: not at all.
- 1:24:38Speaker 2: I knew you wouldn't have sent for me in that
- 1:24:40Speaker 2: fashion without good cause.
- 1:24:43Speaker 6: I'm afraid you think me dreadfully impetitent.
- 1:24:46Speaker 5: Really, you need not apologize so much, Charlie.
- 1:24:49Speaker 6: My mother has something to say against you, and I
- 1:24:52Speaker 6: think it's right that she should say it in your presence.
- 1:24:55Speaker 2: That's very nice of you, Charlie, though I confess I
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: prefer people to say horrid things to me only behind
- 1:25:01Speaker 2: my back, especially if they're true.
- 1:25:04Speaker 4: Look here, I think this is all rather nonsense. We've
- 1:25:08Speaker 4: most of us got something in our past history that
- 1:25:11Speaker 4: we don't want raked up, and we'd all better that
- 1:25:14Speaker 4: bygones be bygones.
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: I'm waiting, Lady Mearston.
- 1:25:20Speaker 5: It's merely that I thought my son should know that
- 1:25:22Speaker 5: Lady Frederick had been the mistress of Roger Bellingham.
- 1:25:26Speaker 1: Lady Frederick turns quickly and looks at her, then bursts
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: into a peal of laughter. Lady Mearston springs up angrily
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: and hands her a letter. Is this in your handwriting,
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: Lady Frederick not at all disconcerted.
- 1:25:44Speaker 2: Dear me, how did you get a hold of this?
- 1:25:47Speaker 5: You see that I have ample proof, Lady Frederick.
- 1:25:51Speaker 1: Lady Frederick handing the letter to Mearston.
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: Would you like to read it? You know my writing
- 1:25:57Speaker 2: well enough to be able to answer Lady Mearston's question.
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: He reads it through and looks at her in dismay.
- 1:26:06Speaker 6: Good God, what does it mean?
- 1:26:09Speaker 4: Pray?
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: Read it aloud?
- 1:26:11Speaker 6: I can't.
- 1:26:13Speaker 2: Then give it to me.
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: She takes it from him.
- 1:26:17Speaker 2: It's addressed to my brother in law, Peter Barols. The
- 1:26:21Speaker 2: Kate to whom it refers was his wife. Reads Dear Peter,
- 1:26:27Speaker 2: I'm sorry you should have had a row with Kate
- 1:26:29Speaker 2: about Roger Bellingham. You are quite wrong in all you
- 1:26:32Speaker 2: thought there is absolutely nothing between them. I don't know
- 1:26:36Speaker 2: where Kate was on Tuesday night, but she certainly was
- 1:26:39Speaker 2: not within a hundred miles of Roger.
- 1:26:41Speaker 6: This I know because for God's sake, don't go on.
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: Lady Frederick looks at him and shrugs her shoulders.
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: It signed Elizabeth Barols, and there's a PostScript. You may
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: make what use of this letter you like?
- 1:26:58Speaker 6: What does it mean? What does it mean?
- 1:27:02Speaker 5: Surely it's very clear you can't want a more explicit
- 1:27:06Speaker 5: confession of guilt.
- 1:27:08Speaker 2: I tried to make it as explicit as possible.
- 1:27:11Speaker 5: Won't you say something? I'm sure there must be some explanation.
- 1:27:16Speaker 2: I don't know how you got hold of this letter,
- 1:27:18Speaker 2: Lady Merston. I agree with you. It is compromising. But
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: Kate and Peter are dead now, and there's nothing to
- 1:27:25Speaker 2: prevent me from telling the truth.
- 1:27:28Speaker 1: Paradine Folds takes a step forward and watches her.
- 1:27:33Speaker 2: My sister in law was a meek and mild little person,
- 1:27:36Speaker 2: as demure as you can imagine, and no one would
- 1:27:39Speaker 2: have suspected her for a moment of kicking over the traces. Well,
- 1:27:44Speaker 2: one morning she came to me in floods of tears,
- 1:27:47Speaker 2: and confessed that she and Roger Bellingham with us Hrug
- 1:27:52Speaker 2: had been foolish. Her husband suspected that something was wrong
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: and had kicked up a row.
- 1:27:58Speaker 4: There are men who will make a scene on the
- 1:28:00Speaker 4: smallest provocation.
- 1:28:03Speaker 2: To shield herself, she told the first lie that came
- 1:28:06Speaker 2: into her head. She said to Peter that Roger Bellingham
- 1:28:09Speaker 2: was my lover, and she threw herself on my mercy.
- 1:28:13Speaker 2: She was a poor, weak little creature, and if there'd
- 1:28:16Speaker 2: been a scandal, she'd have gone to the dogs altogether.
- 1:28:20Speaker 2: It had only been a momentary infatuation for Roger, and
- 1:28:23Speaker 2: the scare had cured her At the bottom of her heart.
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: She loved her husband still. I was desperately unhappy, and
- 1:28:31Speaker 2: I didn't care much what became of me. She promised
- 1:28:34Speaker 2: to turn over a new leaf and all that sort
- 1:28:36Speaker 2: of thing. I thought I'd better give her another chance
- 1:28:39Speaker 2: of going straight. I did what she wanted. I wrote
- 1:28:43Speaker 2: that letter, taking all the blame on myself, and Kate
- 1:28:46Speaker 2: lived happily with her husband till she died.
- 1:28:49Speaker 6: It was just like you.
- 1:28:51Speaker 5: But Lord and Lady Peter are dead, yes, and Roger
- 1:28:56Speaker 5: Bellingham he is dead too. Then how can you prove
- 1:29:00Speaker 5: your account of this affair account? And does this convince you? Charlie,
- 1:29:06Speaker 5: of course good heavens the boys out of his senses, Paradine,
- 1:29:11Speaker 5: for Heaven's sake, say something.
- 1:29:14Speaker 4: Well, much as it may displease you, my dear, I'm
- 1:29:19Speaker 4: afraid I agree with Charlie.
- 1:29:21Speaker 5: You don't mean to say you believe this cockin bull story.
- 1:29:25Speaker 4: I do. Why, Well, you see, Lady Frederick's a very
- 1:29:31Speaker 4: clever woman. She would never have invented such an utterly
- 1:29:35Speaker 4: improbable tale which can't possibly be proved. If she'd been guilty,
- 1:29:41Speaker 4: she'd have had ready at least a dozen proofs of
- 1:29:44Speaker 4: her innocence.
- 1:29:46Speaker 5: But that's absurd.
- 1:29:48Speaker 4: Besides, I've known Lady Frederick a long time, and she
- 1:29:52Speaker 4: has at least a thousand faults.
- 1:29:55Speaker 1: Lady Frederick with flashing eyes.
- 1:29:59Speaker 4: Thanks, but there's something I will say for her. She's
- 1:30:04Speaker 4: not a liar. If she tells me a thing, I
- 1:30:07Speaker 4: don't hesitate for a moment to believe it.
- 1:30:11Speaker 2: It's not a matter of the smallest importance if any
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: of you believe me or not be so good as
- 1:30:17Speaker 2: to ring. Charley.
- 1:30:19Speaker 1: Certainly he rings, and a servant immediately comes in.
- 1:30:25Speaker 2: Tell my servant that he's to come here at once
- 1:30:27Speaker 2: and bring the despatch box, which is in my dressing room.
- 1:30:31Speaker 14: Yes, me, lady exit.
- 1:30:34Speaker 4: I say, what are you going to do?
- 1:30:37Speaker 2: That is absolutely no business of yours.
- 1:30:40Speaker 4: Be a brick, Betsy, and don't give her those letters.
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: I think I've had enough of this business. I'm proposing
- 1:30:47Speaker 2: to finish with it.
- 1:30:49Speaker 4: Temper temper, Lady Frederick, stamping her foot.
- 1:30:55Speaker 2: Don't say temper to me, Paradine.
- 1:30:58Speaker 1: She walks up and down a grilly Paradine, sits at
- 1:31:02Speaker 1: the piano and with one finger strums rule Britannia.
- 1:31:07Speaker 6: Shut up.
- 1:31:09Speaker 1: He takes a book, flings it at his head and
- 1:31:12Speaker 1: misses good shot, Sir.
- 1:31:15Speaker 2: I often wonder how you got your reputation for wit, Paradine.
- 1:31:20Speaker 4: By making a point of laughing heartily at other people's jokes.
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: The footman enters with the despatch box, which Lady Frederick opens.
- 1:31:31Speaker 1: She takes a bundle of letters from it.
- 1:31:34Speaker 4: Betsy, Betsy, for heaven's sake, don't have mercy?
- 1:31:39Speaker 2: Was mercy shown to me, Albert? Yes, my lady, you'll
- 1:31:45Speaker 2: go to the proprietor of the hotel and tell him
- 1:31:47Speaker 2: that I propose to leave Monte Carlo tomorrow.
- 1:31:50Speaker 6: Are you going very well, my lady.
- 1:31:54Speaker 2: Have your good memory for faces?
- 1:31:57Speaker 11: Yes, my lady, you're.
- 1:31:59Speaker 2: Not likely to forget Lord Mearston.
- 1:32:01Speaker 6: No, my lady, then please take.
- 1:32:04Speaker 2: Note that if his lordship calls upon me in London,
- 1:32:07Speaker 2: I'm not at home.
- 1:32:09Speaker 6: Lady Frederick.
- 1:32:10Speaker 1: Lady Frederick to footman, go exit, footman.
- 1:32:16Speaker 6: What do you mean? What have I done?
- 1:32:21Speaker 1: Without answering? Lady Frederick takes the letters. Paradine is watching
- 1:32:26Speaker 1: her anxiously. She goes up to the stove and throws
- 1:32:31Speaker 1: them in one by one.
- 1:32:34Speaker 5: What on earth is she doing?
- 1:32:36Speaker 2: I have some letters here which would ruin the happiness
- 1:32:39Speaker 2: of a very worthless woman. I know I'm burning them
- 1:32:42Speaker 2: so that I may never have the temptation to use them.
- 1:32:46Speaker 4: I never saw anything so melodramatic.
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: Hold your tongue, Paradine, turning to Merston.
- 1:32:54Speaker 2: My dear Charlie, I came to Monte Carlo to be amused.
- 1:32:58Speaker 2: Your mother has persiuted me incessantly. Your uncle is too
- 1:33:03Speaker 2: well bred to talk to his servants as he has
- 1:33:05Speaker 2: talked to me. I've been pestered in one way and another,
- 1:33:08Speaker 2: and insulted till my blood boiled. Because apparently they're afraid
- 1:33:12Speaker 2: you may want to marry me. I'm sick and tired
- 1:33:16Speaker 2: of it. I'm not used to treatment of this sort.
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: My patience is quite exhausted, and since you are the
- 1:33:22Speaker 2: cause of the whole thing, I have an obvious remedy.
- 1:33:26Speaker 2: I would much rather not have anything more to do
- 1:33:28Speaker 2: with you. If we meet one another in the street,
- 1:33:31Speaker 2: you need not trouble to look my way, because I
- 1:33:33Speaker 2: shall cut you dead.
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: Lady Mearston in an undertone.
- 1:33:39Speaker 5: Thank God for that mother.
- 1:33:41Speaker 6: Mother to Lady Frederick, I'm awfully sorry. I fear that
- 1:33:47Speaker 6: you have her right to be angry for all that
- 1:33:50Speaker 6: you've suffered. I beg your pardon most humbly. My mother
- 1:33:53Speaker 6: has said and done things which I regret to say
- 1:33:56Speaker 6: are quite unjustifiable. Charley on her behalf and on mine.
- 1:34:02Speaker 6: I apologize with all my heart.
- 1:34:05Speaker 1: Lady Frederick, smiling.
- 1:34:08Speaker 2: Don't take it too seriously. It really doesn't matter. But
- 1:34:11Speaker 2: I think it's far wiser that we shouldn't see one
- 1:34:14Speaker 2: another again.
- 1:34:15Speaker 6: But I can't live without you, Lady.
- 1:34:18Speaker 1: Mearston, with a gasp, Ah.
- 1:34:21Speaker 6: Don't you know that my whole happiness is wrapped up
- 1:34:24Speaker 6: in you? I love you with all my heart and soul.
- 1:34:29Speaker 6: I can never love any one, but you.
- 1:34:33Speaker 1: Folds too, Lady Mearston.
- 1:34:36Speaker 4: Now you've done it, You've done it very neatly.
- 1:34:41Speaker 6: Don't think me a presumptuous fool. I've been wanting to
- 1:34:44Speaker 6: see this ever since I knew you, but I haven't dared.
- 1:34:47Speaker 6: You're brilliant and charming and fascinating. But I have nothing
- 1:34:53Speaker 6: whatever to offer you.
- 1:34:55Speaker 2: My dear Charley.
- 1:34:57Speaker 6: But if you can ever look my fools, I dare
- 1:34:59Speaker 6: say you couldn't make sen something of me. Won't you
- 1:35:02Speaker 6: marry me? I should look upon it as a great honor,
- 1:35:05Speaker 6: and I would love you always to the end of
- 1:35:08Speaker 6: my life. I try to be worthy of my great happiness,
- 1:35:12Speaker 6: and you.
- 1:35:13Speaker 2: You are very much too modest, Charlie. I'm enormously flattered
- 1:35:17Speaker 2: and grateful. You must give me time to think it over.
- 1:35:21Speaker 1: Time, but I can't wait.
- 1:35:25Speaker 6: Don't you see how I love you. You'll never meet anyone
- 1:35:29Speaker 6: who'll care for you as I do.
- 1:35:31Speaker 2: I think you can wait a little. Come and see
- 1:35:34Speaker 2: me tomorrow morning at ten, and I'll give you an answer.
- 1:35:39Speaker 6: Very well if.
- 1:35:40Speaker 1: I must, Lady Frederick smiling, I'm afraid so folds to
- 1:35:48Speaker 1: Lady Frederick.
- 1:35:49Speaker 4: I wonder what the deuce, your little game is now.
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: She smiles triumphantly and gives him a deep ironical courtesy.
- 1:36:00Speaker 2: Sir, your much obliged and very obedient, humble servant.
- 1:36:05Speaker 1: End of the second act, Act three of Lady Frederick,
- 1:36:16Speaker 1: a comedy in three acts by William Somerset mom This
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- 1:36:30Speaker 1: LibriVox dot org. Third act scene, Lady Frederick's dressing room.
- 1:36:38Speaker 1: At the back is a large opening curtained which leads
- 1:36:42Speaker 1: to the bedroom. On the right, a door leading to
- 1:36:45Speaker 1: the passage on the left a window. In front of
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: the window of which the blind is drawn, is a
- 1:36:53Speaker 1: dressing table. Lady Frederick's maid is in the room, a
- 1:36:57Speaker 1: very neat, pretty frenchwoman. She rings the bell and the
- 1:37:01Speaker 1: footman enters.
- 1:37:03Speaker 12: As soon as Lord Marriston arrives.
- 1:37:06Speaker 1: He is to be shown ean footman surprised here where else.
- 1:37:13Speaker 1: The footman winks significantly. The maid draws herself up with dignity,
- 1:37:19Speaker 1: and with a dramatic gesture, points to the door depart.
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: The footman goes out. Lady Frederick from the bedroom have.
- 1:37:29Speaker 2: You drawn the blind, anjelique.
- 1:37:32Speaker 12: I will do so, me, lady.
- 1:37:34Speaker 1: She draws the blind and the light falls brightly on
- 1:37:37Speaker 1: the dressing table.
- 1:37:39Speaker 12: But me, lady, will never be able to stand it.
- 1:37:42Speaker 1: She looks at herself in the glass.
- 1:37:45Speaker 12: Oh, the light of the sun in the morning. I
- 1:37:48Speaker 12: cannot look at myself.
- 1:37:50Speaker 1: Lady Frederick from the bedroom.
- 1:37:53Speaker 2: There's no reason that you should, especially in my glass.
- 1:37:57Speaker 12: But if his lordship's coming, lady must let me draw
- 1:38:01Speaker 12: the blind. Oh it is impossible.
- 1:38:04Speaker 2: Do as you're told, and don't interfere.
- 1:38:07Speaker 1: The footman enters to announce Mearston. The maid goes.
- 1:38:11Speaker 11: Out, Lord Merston.
- 1:38:15Speaker 1: Lady Frederick from the bedroom.
- 1:38:17Speaker 2: Is that you, charlie? You're very punctual.
- 1:38:21Speaker 6: I've been walking about outside of the clock struck.
- 1:38:24Speaker 2: I'm not nearly dressed, you know, I've only just had
- 1:38:27Speaker 2: my bath.
- 1:38:28Speaker 6: Must I go?
- 1:38:30Speaker 2: No, of course not. You can talk to me while
- 1:38:32Speaker 2: i'm finishing.
- 1:38:33Speaker 6: All right, How are you this morning?
- 1:38:37Speaker 2: I don't know. I haven't looked at myself in the
- 1:38:39Speaker 2: glass yet. How are you a one?
- 1:38:42Speaker 6: Thanks?
- 1:38:43Speaker 2: Are you looking nice?
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: Mearston going to the glass.
- 1:38:48Speaker 6: I hope so. By jove, what a strong light. You
- 1:38:53Speaker 6: must be pretty sure of your complexion to be able
- 1:38:55Speaker 6: to stand that.
- 1:38:56Speaker 1: Lady Frederick appearing, I am Merston, going forward eagerly. Ah,
- 1:39:04Speaker 1: she comes through the curtains. She wears a kimono. Her
- 1:39:08Speaker 1: hair is all disheveled, hanging about her head in a
- 1:39:11Speaker 1: tangled mop. She is not made up and looks haggard
- 1:39:15Speaker 1: and yellow and lined. When Merston sees her, he gives
- 1:39:20Speaker 1: a slight start of surprise. Good morning, Mearston, staring at
- 1:39:25Speaker 1: her in dismay.
- 1:39:27Speaker 6: Good, good morning.
- 1:39:30Speaker 2: Well what have you to say to me?
- 1:39:32Speaker 1: Meersten embarrassed?
- 1:39:34Speaker 6: I er hope you slept all.
- 1:39:38Speaker 1: Right, Lady Frederick, laughing?
- 1:39:42Speaker 2: Did you?
- 1:39:44Speaker 6: I forget?
- 1:39:46Speaker 2: I believe you slept like a top Charlie. You really
- 1:39:49Speaker 2: might have lain awake and thought of me. What is
- 1:39:52Speaker 2: the matter? You look as if you'd seen a ghost.
- 1:39:55Speaker 6: Oh no, not at all.
- 1:39:57Speaker 2: You're not disappointed already.
- 1:40:00Speaker 6: No, of course, not only you look so different with
- 1:40:04Speaker 6: your hair not done.
- 1:40:06Speaker 2: Oh, I'd forgotten all about it. Angelique, come and do.
- 1:40:11Speaker 1: My hair, maid appearing, Yes, milady Lady Frederick sits down
- 1:40:17Speaker 1: at the dressing table.
- 1:40:19Speaker 2: Now take pains, Angelique. I want to look my very best.
- 1:40:24Speaker 2: Angelique is a jewel of incalculable value.
- 1:40:27Speaker 12: Milady is very kind.
- 1:40:30Speaker 2: If I'm light hearted, she does it one way. If
- 1:40:32Speaker 2: I'm depressed, she does it another.
- 1:40:35Speaker 12: Oh, milady.
- 1:40:36Speaker 16: The paroquet who taught me said always that a good
- 1:40:39Speaker 16: head dresser could express every mood and every passion of
- 1:40:43Speaker 16: the human heart.
- 1:40:44Speaker 2: Good heavens, You don't mean to say you can do all.
- 1:40:47Speaker 12: That, milady, he said, I was his best pupil.
- 1:40:53Speaker 2: Very well. Express express a great crisis in my affairs.
- 1:40:58Speaker 12: That is the easiest thing in the world.
- 1:41:01Speaker 16: Me, Lady, I bring the hair rather low on the forehead,
- 1:41:06Speaker 16: and that expresses a crisis in her ladyship's affairs.
- 1:41:11Speaker 2: But I always wear my hair low on the forehead.
- 1:41:15Speaker 16: Then it is plain her ladyship's affairs are always in
- 1:41:19Speaker 16: a critical condition.
- 1:41:21Speaker 2: So they are. I never thought of that.
- 1:41:24Speaker 6: You've got awfully stunning hair, Lady Frederick.
- 1:41:27Speaker 2: Do you like it?
- 1:41:28Speaker 15: Really?
- 1:41:30Speaker 6: The color is perfectly beautiful.
- 1:41:32Speaker 2: It ought to be. It's frightfully expensive.
- 1:41:36Speaker 6: You don't mean to say it's died.
- 1:41:38Speaker 2: Oh, no, only touched up. That's quite a different thing,
- 1:41:43Speaker 2: is it. It's like superstition, you know, which is what
- 1:41:47Speaker 2: other people believe. My friends die their hair, but I
- 1:41:51Speaker 2: only touch my not. Unfortunately, it costs just as.
- 1:41:54Speaker 6: Much, and you have such a lot.
- 1:41:57Speaker 1: Oh, Heaps opens a drawer and takes out a long switch.
- 1:42:03Speaker 2: Give him a bit to look at, Yes, me, lady, She.
- 1:42:07Speaker 1: Gives it to him. Er, yes, not knowing what on
- 1:42:14Speaker 1: earth to say.
- 1:42:15Speaker 6: How silky it is?
- 1:42:18Speaker 2: Ah poor thing, but mine own at least I paid
- 1:42:22Speaker 2: for it. By the way, have I paid for it yet, Angelique?
- 1:42:26Speaker 12: Not yet, me, lady, But the man can wait.
- 1:42:30Speaker 1: Lady Frederick taking it from Merston.
- 1:42:33Speaker 2: Ah poor thing? Then, but my hairdressers, shall I put
- 1:42:37Speaker 2: it on?
- 1:42:38Speaker 6: I would't if I were you.
- 1:42:41Speaker 16: If her Ladyship anticipates a tragic situation, I would venture
- 1:42:46Speaker 16: to recommend it. A really pathetic scene is impossible without
- 1:42:51Speaker 16: a quantity of hair worn quite high on the head.
- 1:42:55Speaker 15: Oh, I know.
- 1:42:57Speaker 2: Whenever I want to soften the hard heart of a
- 1:42:59Speaker 2: credit or I clap on every bit I've got, But
- 1:43:03Speaker 2: I don't think I will today. I'll tell you what
- 1:43:06Speaker 2: a temple curl would just fit the case.
- 1:43:10Speaker 16: Then her Ladyship inclines to comedy very well, I say
- 1:43:15Speaker 16: no more.
- 1:43:16Speaker 1: Lady Frederick takes two temple curls from the drawer.
- 1:43:20Speaker 2: Aren't they DearS?
- 1:43:23Speaker 6: Yes?
- 1:43:24Speaker 2: You've admired them very often, Charlie, haven't you. I suppose
- 1:43:28Speaker 2: you never knew they cost a guinea each.
- 1:43:31Speaker 6: It never occurred to me they were false.
- 1:43:33Speaker 2: The masculine intelligence is so gross. Didn't your mother tell you?
- 1:43:39Speaker 6: My mother telled me a great deal.
- 1:43:41Speaker 2: I expect she overdid it.
- 1:43:43Speaker 3: There.
- 1:43:45Speaker 2: Now that's done. Do you think it looks nice?
- 1:43:48Speaker 6: Charming?
- 1:43:49Speaker 2: Auntjelique? His lordship is satisfied, you may disappear.
- 1:43:54Speaker 12: Yes me, lady, she goes.
- 1:43:58Speaker 2: Now tell me you think I'm the most ravishing creature
- 1:44:01Speaker 2: you ever saw in your life.
- 1:44:03Speaker 6: I've told you that so often.
- 1:44:06Speaker 1: Lady Frederick, stretching out her hands.
- 1:44:09Speaker 2: You are a nice by. It was charming of you
- 1:44:12Speaker 2: to say what you did yesterday. I could have hugged
- 1:44:16Speaker 2: you there and then, could you? Oh, my dear, don't
- 1:44:20Speaker 2: be so cold.
- 1:44:23Speaker 6: I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to be.
- 1:44:27Speaker 2: Haven't you got anything nice to say to me at all?
- 1:44:30Speaker 6: I don't know what I can say that I've not
- 1:44:34Speaker 6: said a thousand times already.
- 1:44:36Speaker 2: Tell me what you thought of all night when you're
- 1:44:38Speaker 2: tossed on that sleepless pillow of yours.
- 1:44:41Speaker 6: I was awfully anxious to see you again, didn't you
- 1:44:45Speaker 6: have a dreadful fear that I shouldn't be as nice
- 1:44:47Speaker 6: as you imagined.
- 1:44:49Speaker 2: Now, come honestly, well.
- 1:44:52Speaker 6: Yes, I suppose it crossed my mind, and.
- 1:44:56Speaker 2: Am I of course you're sure you're not disappointed?
- 1:45:01Speaker 6: Quite sure?
- 1:45:03Speaker 2: What a relief, you know. I've been tormenting myself dreadfully.
- 1:45:07Speaker 2: I said to myself. He'll go on thinking of me
- 1:45:10Speaker 2: till he imagines I'm the most beautiful woman in the world,
- 1:45:13Speaker 2: and then when he comes here and sees the plain reality,
- 1:45:17Speaker 2: it'll be an awful blow.
- 1:45:19Speaker 6: Who what nonsense? How could you think anything of the kind?
- 1:45:24Speaker 2: Are you aware you haven't shown the least desire to
- 1:45:27Speaker 2: kiss me yet?
- 1:45:29Speaker 6: I thought I thought you might not like it.
- 1:45:33Speaker 2: It'll be too late in a minute. Why because I'm
- 1:45:37Speaker 2: just going to make up, you silly boy.
- 1:45:40Speaker 6: How I don't understand.
- 1:45:43Speaker 2: You said, I must be very sure of my complexion.
- 1:45:46Speaker 2: Of course I am. Here it is.
- 1:45:49Speaker 1: She runs her fingers over a row of little pots
- 1:45:52Speaker 1: and vases.
- 1:45:54Speaker 6: Oh, I see, I beg your pardon.
- 1:45:58Speaker 2: You don't mean to say you thought it nat true.
- 1:46:01Speaker 6: It never occurred to me it might be anything else.
- 1:46:05Speaker 2: It's really too disheartening. I spend an hour of every
- 1:46:09Speaker 2: day of my life, making the best complexion in Monte Carlo.
- 1:46:12Speaker 2: And you think it's natural? Why I might as well
- 1:46:16Speaker 2: be a dairy maid of eighteen.
- 1:46:19Speaker 6: I'm very sorry.
- 1:46:20Speaker 2: I forgive you. You may kiss my hand.
- 1:46:23Speaker 1: He does so, You, dear boy, looking at herself in
- 1:46:28Speaker 1: the glass.
- 1:46:30Speaker 2: Oh, Betsy, you're not looking your best.
- 1:46:32Speaker 1: To day, shaking her finger at the glass.
- 1:46:36Speaker 2: This won't do. Betsy, my dear, you're very nearly looking your.
- 1:46:39Speaker 1: Age turning round quickly?
- 1:46:42Speaker 2: Do you think I look forty?
- 1:46:45Speaker 6: I never asked myself how old you were.
- 1:46:47Speaker 2: Well, I'm not, you know, and I shan't be as
- 1:46:50Speaker 2: long as there's a pot of rouge and a powder
- 1:46:53Speaker 2: puff in the world.
- 1:46:54Speaker 1: She rubs grease paint all over her face.
- 1:46:58Speaker 6: What are you doing?
- 1:47:00Speaker 2: I wish I were an actress. They have such an advantage.
- 1:47:04Speaker 2: They only have to make up to look well behind
- 1:47:06Speaker 2: the footlights. But I have to expose myself to that
- 1:47:10Speaker 2: beastly sun.
- 1:47:12Speaker 6: Yes, of course, is your mother.
- 1:47:15Speaker 2: Dreadfully annoyed with you? And Paradine must be furious. I
- 1:47:20Speaker 2: shall call him Uncle Paradine next time I see him.
- 1:47:23Speaker 2: It'll make him feel so middle aged. Charlie, you don't
- 1:47:28Speaker 2: know how grateful I am for what you did yesterday.
- 1:47:30Speaker 2: You acted like a real brick.
- 1:47:33Speaker 6: It's awfully good of you to say, sir.
- 1:47:35Speaker 1: Lady Frederick turning, Do I look afright?
- 1:47:40Speaker 6: Oh? No, not at all.
- 1:47:42Speaker 2: I love this powder. It plays no tricks with you.
- 1:47:46Speaker 2: Once I put on a new powder that I bought
- 1:47:48Speaker 2: in Paris, and as soon as I went into artificial
- 1:47:51Speaker 2: light it turned a bright mauve. I was very much annoyed.
- 1:47:55Speaker 2: You wouldn't like to go about with a maul face,
- 1:47:58Speaker 2: would you?
- 1:47:59Speaker 6: No, not at all.
- 1:48:02Speaker 2: Fortunately I had a green frock on, and mauve and
- 1:48:05Speaker 2: green were very fashionable that year. Still, i'd sooner it
- 1:48:09Speaker 2: hadn't been on me. Face there. I think that'll do
- 1:48:13Speaker 2: as a foundation. I'm beginning to feel younger already now,
- 1:48:18Speaker 2: for the delicate, soft bloom of youth. The great difficulty,
- 1:48:22Speaker 2: you know, is to make both your cheeks the same color.
- 1:48:26Speaker 1: Turning to him.
- 1:48:28Speaker 2: Charlie, you're not barred, are you?
- 1:48:31Speaker 6: No?
- 1:48:32Speaker 2: No, I always think my observations have a peculiar piquancy
- 1:48:36Speaker 2: when I have only one cheek rouged. I remember once
- 1:48:40Speaker 2: I went out to dinner, and as soon as I
- 1:48:42Speaker 2: sat down, I grew conscious of the fact that one
- 1:48:44Speaker 2: of my cheeks was much redder than the other.
- 1:48:47Speaker 6: My George, that was awkward.
- 1:48:50Speaker 2: Charlie, you are a good looking boy. I had no
- 1:48:53Speaker 2: idea you were so handsome, and you look so young
- 1:48:57Speaker 2: and fresh. It's quite a pleasure to look at you.
- 1:49:03Speaker 6: Did you think?
- 1:49:04Speaker 4: So?
- 1:49:06Speaker 6: What did you do when you discovered your predicament?
- 1:49:09Speaker 2: Well, by a merciful interposition of providence, I had a
- 1:49:13Speaker 2: foreign diplomatist on my right side, which bloomed like a rose,
- 1:49:17Speaker 2: and a bishop on my left, which was white like
- 1:49:19Speaker 2: a lily. The diplomatist told me risky stories all through dinner,
- 1:49:24Speaker 2: so it was quite natural that this cheek should blush
- 1:49:27Speaker 2: fiery red. And as the bishop whispered in my left
- 1:49:30Speaker 2: ear harrowing details of distress in the east end, it
- 1:49:34Speaker 2: was only decent that the other should exhibit a becoming pallor.
- 1:49:38Speaker 1: Meanwhile, she has been rouging her cheeks.
- 1:49:42Speaker 2: Now look carefully, Charlie, and you'll see how I make
- 1:49:45Speaker 2: the cupid's bow, which is my mouth. I like a
- 1:49:49Speaker 2: nice healthy color on the lips, don't you.
- 1:49:52Speaker 6: Isn't it's awfully uncomfortable to have all that stuff on.
- 1:49:57Speaker 2: Ah, My dear boy, it's a woman's lot to suffer
- 1:50:00Speaker 2: in this world. But it's a great comfort to think
- 1:50:03Speaker 2: that one is submitting to the decrees of providence and
- 1:50:05Speaker 2: at the same time adding to one's personal attractiveness. But
- 1:50:10Speaker 2: I confess I sometimes wish I needn't blow my nose
- 1:50:13Speaker 2: so carefully. Smile, Charlie. I don't think you're a very
- 1:50:18Speaker 2: ardent lover, you know.
- 1:50:20Speaker 6: Ah, I'm sorry. What would you like me to do?
- 1:50:24Speaker 2: I should like you to make me impassioned speeches.
- 1:50:28Speaker 6: I'm afraid they'd be so hackneyed.
- 1:50:31Speaker 2: Never mind that I've long discovered that under the influence
- 1:50:34Speaker 2: of profound emotion, a man always expresses himself in the
- 1:50:38Speaker 2: terms of the family herald.
- 1:50:40Speaker 6: You must remember that I am awfully inexperienced.
- 1:50:44Speaker 2: Well, I'll let you off this time because I like
- 1:50:48Speaker 2: your curly hair.
- 1:50:49Speaker 1: Hm. She sighs amorously.
- 1:50:54Speaker 2: Now for the delicate arch of my eyebrows. I don't
- 1:50:58Speaker 2: know what I should do without this, I've got no
- 1:51:00Speaker 2: eyebrows at all. Really, have you ever noticed that dark
- 1:51:05Speaker 2: line under the eyes which gives such intensity to my expression?
- 1:51:09Speaker 1: Yes, often, Lady Frederick, holding out the pencil.
- 1:51:15Speaker 2: Well, here it is, ah, my dear boy, in this
- 1:51:19Speaker 2: pencil you have at will roguishness and languor, tenderness and indifference, sprightliness, passion, malice.
- 1:51:28Speaker 2: What you will now be very quiet for one moment.
- 1:51:32Speaker 2: If I overdo it, my whole day will be spoilt.
- 1:51:36Speaker 2: You mustn't breathe. Even whenever I do this, I think
- 1:51:40Speaker 2: how true those lines are, the little more, and how
- 1:51:44Speaker 2: much it is the little less? And what world's away
- 1:51:50Speaker 2: there now just one puff of powder, and the whole
- 1:51:54Speaker 2: world's kind.
- 1:51:56Speaker 1: Looking at herself in the glass and sighing with satisfaction.
- 1:52:01Speaker 2: Ah, I feel eighteen. I think it's a success. I
- 1:52:06Speaker 2: shall have a happy day. Oh, Betsy, Betsy, I think
- 1:52:11Speaker 2: you'll do. You know you're not unattractive, my dear, not
- 1:52:17Speaker 2: strictly beautiful, perhaps, but then I don't like the chocolate
- 1:52:21Speaker 2: box sort of woman. I'll just go and take off
- 1:52:24Speaker 2: this dressing gown.
- 1:52:26Speaker 1: Mearesten gets up, No, don't move.
- 1:52:29Speaker 2: I'll go into my bedroom. I shall only be one moment.
- 1:52:34Speaker 1: Lady Frederick goes through the curtains.
- 1:52:37Speaker 2: Angelique.
- 1:52:39Speaker 1: The maid enters, Yes, milady.
- 1:52:43Speaker 2: Just clear away those things on the dressing table.
- 1:52:46Speaker 1: Maid doing so very well, me, lady.
- 1:52:50Speaker 2: You may have a cigarette, Charlie, thanks, my names are
- 1:52:56Speaker 2: a bit dicky this morning. Oh blow the thing, an Jolie,
- 1:53:01Speaker 2: come and help.
- 1:53:02Speaker 12: Me, Yes me, lady, She goes out.
- 1:53:07Speaker 1: At last, she comes in, having changed the kimono for
- 1:53:12Speaker 1: a very beautiful dressing gown of silk and lace.
- 1:53:16Speaker 2: Now are you pleased?
- 1:53:19Speaker 6: Of course I'm pleased.
- 1:53:21Speaker 2: Then you may make love to me.
- 1:53:24Speaker 6: You say such disconcerting things.
- 1:53:27Speaker 1: Lady Frederick laughing.
- 1:53:30Speaker 2: Well, Charlie, you've found no difficulty in doing it for
- 1:53:33Speaker 2: the last fartnight. You're not going to pretend that you're
- 1:53:37Speaker 2: already at a loss for pretty speeches.
- 1:53:40Speaker 6: When I came here I had a thousand things to
- 1:53:43Speaker 6: say to you, but you've driven them all out of
- 1:53:47Speaker 6: my head. Won't you give me an answer?
- 1:53:49Speaker 9: Now?
- 1:53:50Speaker 6: What to You've not forgotten that I asked you to
- 1:53:54Speaker 6: marry me?
- 1:53:55Speaker 2: No, but you asked me under very peculiar circumstances. I
- 1:54:00Speaker 2: wonder if you can repeat the offer now in cold blood?
- 1:54:04Speaker 6: Of course, what a cad you must think me.
- 1:54:08Speaker 2: Are you sure you want to marry me still after
- 1:54:11Speaker 2: having slept over it?
- 1:54:13Speaker 6: Yes?
- 1:54:14Speaker 2: You are a good bye, and I'm a beast to
- 1:54:17Speaker 2: treat you so abominably. It's awfully nice you Well, what
- 1:54:23Speaker 2: is the answer, my dear, I've been given it to
- 1:54:26Speaker 2: you for the last half hour.
- 1:54:28Speaker 6: Ha, How you.
- 1:54:31Speaker 2: Don't for a moment suppose I should have let you
- 1:54:33Speaker 2: into those horrible mysteries of my toilette if I'd have
- 1:54:38Speaker 2: any intention of marrying you. Give me credit for a
- 1:54:42Speaker 2: certain amount of intelligence and good feeling. I should have
- 1:54:45Speaker 2: kept up the illusion at all events till after the honeymoon.
- 1:54:50Speaker 6: Are you going to refuse me?
- 1:54:53Speaker 1: Aren't you rather?
- 1:54:54Speaker 6: Glad? No?
- 1:54:56Speaker 1: No, no, lady Frederick putting her arm through his Now, let.
- 1:55:03Speaker 2: Us talk it over. Sensibly, you're a very nice boy,
- 1:55:07Speaker 2: and I'm awfully fond of you. But you're twenty two,
- 1:55:11Speaker 2: and Heaven only knows my age. You see, the church
- 1:55:15Speaker 2: in which I was baptized was burnt down the year
- 1:55:18Speaker 2: I was born, so I don't know how old I am.
- 1:55:22Speaker 1: Mearston smiling.
- 1:55:24Speaker 6: Where was it bent?
- 1:55:25Speaker 2: In Ireland?
- 1:55:27Speaker 6: I thought so?
- 1:55:29Speaker 2: Just at present I can make a decent enough show
- 1:55:31Speaker 2: by taking infinite pains, and my hand is not so
- 1:55:35Speaker 2: heavy that the innocent eyes of your sex can discover
- 1:55:38Speaker 2: how much of me is due to art. But in
- 1:55:41Speaker 2: ten years you'll only be thirty two. And then if
- 1:55:44Speaker 2: I married you, my whole life would be a mortal
- 1:55:47Speaker 2: struggle to preserve some semblance of youth. Haven't you seen
- 1:55:52Speaker 2: those old hags who've never surrendered to Anno Domini, with
- 1:55:56Speaker 2: their poor, thin, wrinkled cheeks covered with pain, and the
- 1:56:01Speaker 2: dreadful wigs to hide a hairless pate rather cock eye,
- 1:56:05Speaker 2: don't you know, and invariably flaxen. You've laughed at their
- 1:56:09Speaker 2: ridiculous graces, and you've been disgusted too. Oh, I'm so
- 1:56:14Speaker 2: sorry for them, poor things. And I should become just
- 1:56:18Speaker 2: like that, For I should never have the courage to
- 1:56:21Speaker 2: let my hair be white, so long as yours was brown.
- 1:56:25Speaker 2: But if I don't marry you, I can look forward
- 1:56:27Speaker 2: to the white hairs fairly happily. The first I shall
- 1:56:31Speaker 2: pluck out, and the second I shall pluck out. But
- 1:56:34Speaker 2: when the third comes, I'll give in, and I'll throw
- 1:56:37Speaker 2: my rouge and my poudre de rie and my pencils
- 1:56:41Speaker 2: into the fire.
- 1:56:43Speaker 6: But do you think I should have a change, my.
- 1:56:45Speaker 2: Dear boy, I'm sure of it. Can't you imagine what
- 1:56:48Speaker 2: it would be to be tied to a woman who
- 1:56:50Speaker 2: was always bound to sit with her back to the light,
- 1:56:54Speaker 2: And sometimes you might want to kiss me.
- 1:56:57Speaker 6: I think it very probable.
- 1:56:59Speaker 2: Well, couldn't in case you disarranged my complexion.
- 1:57:04Speaker 1: Mersten sighs deeply.
- 1:57:07Speaker 2: Don't sigh, Charlie. I dare say I was horrid to
- 1:57:11Speaker 2: let you fall in love with me. But I'm only human,
- 1:57:14Speaker 2: and I was desperately flattered?
- 1:57:17Speaker 6: Was that all?
- 1:57:19Speaker 2: And rather touched? That is why I want to give
- 1:57:22Speaker 2: a cure with my refusal.
- 1:57:24Speaker 6: But you break my heart.
- 1:57:26Speaker 2: My dear men have said that to me ever since
- 1:57:29Speaker 2: I was fifteen, but I never noticed that in consequence
- 1:57:33Speaker 2: they ate their dinner less heartily.
- 1:57:36Speaker 6: I suppose you think it was only calf love.
- 1:57:39Speaker 2: I'm not such a fool as to imagine a bike
- 1:57:41Speaker 2: can love any less than a man. If I thought
- 1:57:44Speaker 2: your affection ridiculous, I shouldn't have been so flattered.
- 1:57:48Speaker 6: It doesn't hurt any the less because the wounds you
- 1:57:50Speaker 6: make are clean cut.
- 1:57:52Speaker 2: But they'll soon heal, and you'll fall in love with
- 1:57:55Speaker 2: a nice girl of your own age, whose cheeks flush
- 1:57:58Speaker 2: with youth and not with rouge, and whose eyes sparkle
- 1:58:02Speaker 2: because they love you and not because they're carefully made up.
- 1:58:06Speaker 6: But I wanted to help you. You're in such an
- 1:58:09Speaker 6: awful scrape and if you'll only marry me, it can
- 1:58:11Speaker 6: all be set right.
- 1:58:13Speaker 2: Oh, my dear, don't go in for self sacrifice. You
- 1:58:17Speaker 2: must leave that to women. There's so much more use
- 1:58:21Speaker 2: to it.
- 1:58:22Speaker 6: Isn't there anything I can do for you?
- 1:58:25Speaker 1: No, dear, I.
- 1:58:26Speaker 2: Shall get out of the mess somehow, I always do.
- 1:58:30Speaker 2: You really need not worry about me.
- 1:58:33Speaker 6: You know you are a brick.
- 1:58:36Speaker 2: Then it's all settled, isn't it. And you're not going
- 1:58:39Speaker 2: to be unhappy.
- 1:58:42Speaker 6: I'll try not to be.
- 1:58:43Speaker 2: I'd like to imprint a chaste kiss on your forehead,
- 1:58:47Speaker 2: only I'm afraid it would leave a mark.
- 1:58:50Speaker 1: The footman comes in.
- 1:58:53Speaker 11: Mister Paradine folds exit.
- 1:58:57Speaker 4: Do I disturb not at all.
- 1:59:00Speaker 2: I've just finished our conversation.
- 1:59:02Speaker 6: Well, if anyone wants to know who the best woman
- 1:59:06Speaker 6: in the world is, send him to me and I'll
- 1:59:09Speaker 6: tell him.
- 1:59:10Speaker 1: Lady Frederick taking his hand.
- 1:59:13Speaker 6: You dear, goodbye, goodbye, and thanks for being so kind
- 1:59:19Speaker 6: to me.
- 1:59:20Speaker 1: He goes out.
- 1:59:23Speaker 4: Do I see in front of me, my prospective niece.
- 1:59:27Speaker 2: Why do you ask Uncle Paradine singularly enough?
- 1:59:31Speaker 4: Because I want to know?
- 1:59:34Speaker 2: Well, it so happens, you don't you've refused him?
- 1:59:39Speaker 4: I have then will you tell me why you've been
- 1:59:43Speaker 4: leading us all such a devil of a dance.
- 1:59:46Speaker 2: Because you interfered with me and I allow no one
- 1:59:49Speaker 2: to do that.
- 1:59:51Speaker 17: Highty Titi, you weren't really so foolish as to imagine
- 1:59:56Speaker 17: I should marry a boy who set me up on
- 1:59:58Speaker 17: a pedestal and vowed he was unworthy to kiss the hem.
- 2:00:01Speaker 2: Of my garment. Why not, my dear Paradine, I don't
- 2:00:08Speaker 2: want to commit suicide by sheer boardom. There's only one
- 2:00:12Speaker 2: thing in the world more insufferable than being in love.
- 2:00:16Speaker 4: And what is that? Pray?
- 2:00:18Speaker 2: Why having someone in love with you?
- 2:00:22Speaker 4: I've suffered from it all my life.
- 2:00:25Speaker 2: Think of living up to the ideal Charlie has of me.
- 2:00:28Speaker 2: My hair would turn a hydrogen yellow in a week.
- 2:00:32Speaker 2: And then to be so desperately adored as all that, Oh,
- 2:00:36Speaker 2: it's so dull. I should have to wear a mask
- 2:00:39Speaker 2: all day long. I could never venture to be natural
- 2:00:43Speaker 2: in case I shocked him, and notwithstanding all my efforts,
- 2:00:47Speaker 2: I should see the illusions tumbling about his ears one
- 2:00:51Speaker 2: by one till he realized I was no ethereal goddess,
- 2:00:55Speaker 2: but a very ordinary human woman, neither better nor worse
- 2:01:00Speaker 2: than anybody else.
- 2:01:02Speaker 4: Your maxim appears to be marry any one you like,
- 2:01:07Speaker 4: except the man that's in love with you.
- 2:01:10Speaker 2: Ah, But don't you think I might find a man
- 2:01:12Speaker 2: who loved me though he knew me through and through.
- 2:01:15Speaker 2: I'd far rather that he saw my faults and forgave
- 2:01:18Speaker 2: them than that he thought me perfect.
- 2:01:21Speaker 4: But how do you know you've choked the boy off
- 2:01:24Speaker 4: for good?
- 2:01:25Speaker 2: I took good care. I wanted to cure him. If
- 2:01:28Speaker 2: it had been possible, I would have shown him my
- 2:01:30Speaker 2: naked soul. But I couldn't do that, so I let
- 2:01:34Speaker 2: him see what No, not quite. I had a dressing
- 2:01:39Speaker 2: gown on and other paraphernalia, but I made him come
- 2:01:43Speaker 2: here when I wasn't made up, and he sat by
- 2:01:45Speaker 2: while I rouged my cheeks.
- 2:01:48Speaker 4: And the young fool thought there was nothing more in
- 2:01:51Speaker 4: you than a carefully prepared complexion.
- 2:01:54Speaker 2: He was very nice about it, but I think he
- 2:01:57Speaker 2: was rather relieved when I refused him.
- 2:02:00Speaker 1: There is a knock at the door, Gerald outside.
- 2:02:05Speaker 3: May we come in?
- 2:02:07Speaker 2: Yes?
- 2:02:07Speaker 1: Do enter Gerald and Rose and the Admiral.
- 2:02:13Speaker 3: I say it's all right. The admirals come down like
- 2:02:17Speaker 3: a real brick. I've told him everything.
- 2:02:21Speaker 2: What do you mean.
- 2:02:22Speaker 8: Good morning, dear Admiral, Good morning.
- 2:02:26Speaker 3: I've made a clean breast of it.
- 2:02:28Speaker 9: I talked it over with Rosy, and we went to
- 2:02:30Speaker 9: Papa together and.
- 2:02:31Speaker 3: Told him that I owed Montgomery nine hundred pounds.
- 2:02:34Speaker 9: And we thought Papa would make an awful.
- 2:02:36Speaker 3: Scene raise Kane, don't you know?
- 2:02:38Speaker 9: But he never said a word.
- 2:02:40Speaker 3: He was simply ripping over it.
- 2:02:43Speaker 1: Lady Frederick putting her hands to her ears.
- 2:02:46Speaker 2: Oh, oh, oh, for Heaven's sake, be calm and coherent.
- 2:02:50Speaker 3: My dear, you don't know what a relief it is.
- 2:02:54Speaker 9: I saw Gerald was dreadfully worried, and I wormed it
- 2:02:57Speaker 9: out of him.
- 2:02:58Speaker 3: I'm so glad to be out of the clutches of
- 2:03:01Speaker 3: that brute.
- 2:03:02Speaker 9: Now we're going to live happily ever afterwards.
- 2:03:05Speaker 1: All the while, the Admiral has been trying to get
- 2:03:08Speaker 1: a word in, but each time he is about to start,
- 2:03:13Speaker 1: one of the others has broken in silence. He puffs
- 2:03:18Speaker 1: and blows.
- 2:03:20Speaker 8: I never saw such a pair in my life.
- 2:03:24Speaker 2: Now, do explain it all, Admiral. I can't make head
- 2:03:27Speaker 2: or tail out of these foolish creatures.
- 2:03:30Speaker 8: Well, they came and told me that Montgomery had an
- 2:03:34Speaker 8: iou of Gerald's for nine hundred pounds and was using
- 2:03:39Speaker 8: it to blackmail you.
- 2:03:41Speaker 4: Is that a fact?
- 2:03:43Speaker 6: Yes?
- 2:03:44Speaker 8: I have never liked the man's face. And when they
- 2:03:48Speaker 8: said his terms whether you were to marry him or
- 2:03:51Speaker 8: Gerald would have to send in his papers, I said,
- 2:03:55Speaker 8: damn his impudence. How did you know?
- 2:03:59Speaker 4: Because I'd have said.
- 2:04:00Speaker 3: It myself, And the Admiral stumped up like a man.
- 2:04:05Speaker 3: He gave me a check for the money, and I've
- 2:04:07Speaker 3: just this moment sent it on to Montgomery.
- 2:04:10Speaker 1: Lady Frederick, taking both his hands.
- 2:04:13Speaker 2: It's awfully good of you, and I'm sure you'll never
- 2:04:16Speaker 2: regret that you gave Gerald a chance.
- 2:04:19Speaker 8: May I have a few words private conversation with you?
- 2:04:24Speaker 1: Of course, to the others, make yourself scarce.
- 2:04:29Speaker 4: We'll go on the balcony, shall we.
- 2:04:32Speaker 8: I'm sorry to trouble you, but it'll only take three minutes.
- 2:04:37Speaker 1: Gerald and Rose and Bolts go on to the balcony.
- 2:04:42Speaker 1: Lady Frederick, when they've gone.
- 2:04:45Speaker 8: There, Well, what I wanted to say to you was this,
- 2:04:51Speaker 8: I like Gerald, but I think he wants guiding. Do
- 2:04:56Speaker 8: you follow me?
- 2:04:58Speaker 2: I'm sure he will take your advice off.
- 2:05:01Speaker 8: It's a woman's hand that he wants. Now if you
- 2:05:05Speaker 8: and I were to join forces. We could keep him
- 2:05:08Speaker 8: out of mischief, couldn't we.
- 2:05:11Speaker 2: Oh, I'll come and stay with you whenever he ask me.
- 2:05:14Speaker 2: I love giving good advice when I'm quite sure it
- 2:05:17Speaker 2: won't be taken.
- 2:05:19Speaker 8: I was thinking of a more permanent arrangement. Look here,
- 2:05:24Speaker 8: why don't you marry me, my dear Admiral. I don't
- 2:05:29Speaker 8: think an attractive woman like you ought to live alone.
- 2:05:33Speaker 8: She's bound to get in a scrape.
- 2:05:36Speaker 2: It's awfully good of you, Boss.
- 2:05:39Speaker 8: You don't think I'm too old, do you?
- 2:05:43Speaker 2: Of course not. You're in the very prime of life.
- 2:05:46Speaker 8: There's life in the old dog. Yet, I can tell you.
- 2:05:50Speaker 2: I feel sure of that. I've never doubted it for
- 2:05:53Speaker 2: a moment.
- 2:05:54Speaker 8: Then what have you got against me?
- 2:05:58Speaker 2: You wouldn't like to commit polygamy, would you?
- 2:06:01Speaker 8: Eh?
- 2:06:02Speaker 2: You see, it's not a question of marrying me only,
- 2:06:05Speaker 2: but all my tradespeople.
- 2:06:07Speaker 8: I hadn't thought of that.
- 2:06:10Speaker 2: Besides, you're Rose's father, and I'm Gerald's sister. If we married,
- 2:06:15Speaker 2: I should be my brother's mother in law and my
- 2:06:18Speaker 2: stepdaughter would be my sister. Your daughter would be your
- 2:06:23Speaker 2: sister in law, and your brother would just snap his
- 2:06:26Speaker 2: fingers at your fatherly advice. Ah, I don't know if
- 2:06:31Speaker 2: the prayer book allows things like that, but if it does,
- 2:06:35Speaker 2: I think it's hopelessly immoral.
- 2:06:38Speaker 8: Well shall I tell them I've changed my mind and
- 2:06:42Speaker 8: they can't marry.
- 2:06:44Speaker 2: Then there'd be no reason for us to commit the crime,
- 2:06:48Speaker 2: would there?
- 2:06:50Speaker 8: I hadn't thought of that, I suppose not.
- 2:06:55Speaker 2: You're not cross with me, are you. I'm very much flattered,
- 2:06:58Speaker 2: and I thank you from the bar of my heart.
- 2:07:02Speaker 8: Not at all, not at all. I only thought it
- 2:07:06Speaker 8: might save trouble.
- 2:07:09Speaker 1: Lady Frederick calling Gerald, come along. They come in.
- 2:07:16Speaker 2: We've had our little talk.
- 2:07:18Speaker 7: Everything satisfactory, Lady Frederick, with a look at the admiral.
- 2:07:24Speaker 8: Quite quite.
- 2:07:27Speaker 1: Lady Frederick's footman enters.
- 2:07:30Speaker 11: Captain Montgomery wishes to know if he may see your ladyship.
- 2:07:35Speaker 2: I've forgotten all about him.
- 2:07:38Speaker 3: Let me go to him, shall I.
- 2:07:41Speaker 2: No, I'm not afraid of him any longer. He can't
- 2:07:43Speaker 2: do anything to you, and as far as I'm concerned,
- 2:07:46Speaker 2: it doesn't matter.
- 2:07:48Speaker 3: Then I'll tell him to go to the devil.
- 2:07:52Speaker 2: No, I'm going to tell him that myself. To the footman,
- 2:07:57Speaker 2: ask Captain Montgomery to come here.
- 2:08:00Speaker 1: Yes, my lady exit Lady Frederick, walking up and down furiously.
- 2:08:07Speaker 2: I'm going to tell him that myself.
- 2:08:10Speaker 4: Now keep calm, Betsy.
- 2:08:12Speaker 2: I shall not keep calm.
- 2:08:14Speaker 4: Remember that you're a perfect lady.
- 2:08:17Speaker 2: Don't interfere with me. I ate humble pie yesterday, and
- 2:08:22Speaker 2: it didn't agree with me at all.
- 2:08:25Speaker 1: Footman enters to announce Captain Montgomery, who follows him and
- 2:08:30Speaker 1: immediately with draws.
- 2:08:32Speaker 11: Captain Montgomery, how.
- 2:08:35Speaker 4: Do you do?
- 2:08:36Speaker 1: He is obviously surprised to see the others.
- 2:08:40Speaker 2: Quite a party, aren't.
- 2:08:42Speaker 7: We, yes, I hope you don't mind my coming so early.
- 2:08:48Speaker 6: Not at all.
- 2:08:49Speaker 2: You made an appointment for half past ten.
- 2:08:52Speaker 7: I trust you have good news for.
- 2:08:54Speaker 2: Me, Captain Montgomery. Everyone here knows the circumstances that have
- 2:08:59Speaker 2: brought you.
- 2:09:00Speaker 7: I should have thought it wiser for both our sakes
- 2:09:03Speaker 7: not to make them too public.
- 2:09:06Speaker 2: I don't see why you should be ashamed because you
- 2:09:09Speaker 2: made me a proposal of marriage.
- 2:09:11Speaker 7: I'm sorry you should think it a laughing matter, Lady Frederick.
- 2:09:16Speaker 2: I don't. I never laugh at an impertinence.
- 2:09:20Speaker 1: Captain Montgomery, taken aback, I beg your pardon.
- 2:09:25Speaker 2: Surely the receipt of my brother's letter was sufficient answer
- 2:09:28Speaker 2: for you. After that you must have guessed there was
- 2:09:31Speaker 2: no likelihood that I should change my mind.
- 2:09:34Speaker 7: What letter? I don't understand.
- 2:09:37Speaker 3: I sent you a note this morning in closing a
- 2:09:39Speaker 3: check for the money I lost to you.
- 2:09:42Speaker 7: I've not received it.
- 2:09:44Speaker 3: It must be waiting for you at the hotel.
- 2:09:47Speaker 1: Captain Montgomery pauses and looks meditatively at the assembled company.
- 2:09:53Speaker 2: I think there's nothing for which I need detain you.
- 2:09:56Speaker 1: Longer, Captain Montgomery smiling, I don't think i've quite finished yet.
- 2:10:03Speaker 7: Has it slipped your memory that you have two bills
- 2:10:05Speaker 7: fall due today? Allow me to present them.
- 2:10:09Speaker 1: He takes them out of his pocketbook.
- 2:10:13Speaker 2: I'm very sorry I can't pay them at present.
- 2:10:17Speaker 7: I regret that I can't wait. You must pay them.
- 2:10:21Speaker 2: I tell you it's impossible.
- 2:10:24Speaker 7: Then I shall get in order against.
- 2:10:26Speaker 2: You that you may do to your heart's content.
- 2:10:30Speaker 7: You realize the consequences. It's not very nice to be
- 2:10:34Speaker 7: an undischarged bankrupt.
- 2:10:36Speaker 2: Much nicer than to marry a rascally money lender.
- 2:10:41Speaker 4: May I look at these interesting documents?
- 2:10:45Speaker 7: Certainly I haven't the least wished to be offensive faults
- 2:10:51Speaker 7: taking them?
- 2:10:53Speaker 4: You failed lamentably in achieving your wish. Three thousand, five
- 2:10:58Speaker 4: hundred pounds. In all, it seems hardly worthwhile to make
- 2:11:03Speaker 4: a fuss about so small a sum.
- 2:11:06Speaker 7: I'm in urgent need of money, so rich a man
- 2:11:10Speaker 7: as you, even a rich man may be temporarily embarrassed.
- 2:11:16Speaker 4: Then be so good as to wait for one moment.
- 2:11:20Speaker 1: He sits down at a table and writes a check.
- 2:11:24Speaker 4: No sight is more affecting than that of a millionaire
- 2:11:28Speaker 4: in financial straits.
- 2:11:31Speaker 1: Paradeine folds, handing the check.
- 2:11:35Speaker 4: Now, sir, I think that settles it. Will you exchange
- 2:11:40Speaker 4: my check for those bills?
- 2:11:43Speaker 7: Damn you, I forgot you.
- 2:11:46Speaker 4: You may not be aware that it's unusual to swear
- 2:11:50Speaker 4: in the presence of ladies.
- 2:11:52Speaker 1: Captain Montgomery, looking at.
- 2:11:55Speaker 7: The check, I suppose it's all right.
- 2:11:59Speaker 1: Paradeine goes to the door and opens it.
- 2:12:03Speaker 4: There's the window, and here's the door. Which will you choose?
- 2:12:08Speaker 1: Captain Montgomery looks at him without answering, shrugs his shoulders,
- 2:12:13Speaker 1: and goes out, Oh, Paradine, you are a brick.
- 2:12:19Speaker 3: I say, it's awfully good of you.
- 2:12:22Speaker 4: Nonsense. I've got a strong sense of effect, and I
- 2:12:26Speaker 4: always cultivate the dramatic situation.
- 2:12:30Speaker 2: I shall never be able to pay you back. Paradine,
- 2:12:33Speaker 2: My dear.
- 2:12:34Speaker 4: I'm not entirely devoid of intelligence.
- 2:12:38Speaker 8: Well, well, I must be off to take my constitutional and.
- 2:12:44Speaker 2: Rose and Gerald must take care of you. We shall
- 2:12:47Speaker 2: all meet at luncheon.
- 2:12:49Speaker 1: Yes, yes, the Admiral, Rose and Gerald go out. Lady
- 2:12:55Speaker 1: Frederick goes up to Paradine and takes his hands.
- 2:12:59Speaker 2: Thanks awfully, you are a good friend.
- 2:13:03Speaker 4: By George, how your eyes glitter?
- 2:13:07Speaker 2: It's only Belladonna.
- 2:13:08Speaker 4: You know I'm not such a fool as my nephew.
- 2:13:12Speaker 2: My dear, why did you do it?
- 2:13:15Speaker 4: Do you know what gratitude is?
- 2:13:18Speaker 2: Thanks for past favors and a lively sense of benefits
- 2:13:22Speaker 2: to come?
- 2:13:23Speaker 4: Well, yesterday you had my sister in the hollow of
- 2:13:28Speaker 4: your hand. She gave you great provocation, and you burnt
- 2:13:32Speaker 4: those confounded letters.
- 2:13:35Speaker 2: My dear Paradine, I can't get over my own magnanimity.
- 2:13:41Speaker 2: And what are the benefits to come?
- 2:13:43Speaker 4: Well? It might be five percent on the capitol.
- 2:13:47Speaker 2: I don't know why you should squeeze my hands all
- 2:13:50Speaker 2: the time, but.
- 2:13:51Speaker 4: It isn't look here. Don't you get awfully tired of
- 2:13:56Speaker 4: racketing about?
- 2:13:58Speaker 2: Oh, my dear friend, I'm sick to death of it.
- 2:14:02Speaker 2: I've got half a mind to retire from the world
- 2:14:04Speaker 2: and bury myself in a hermitage.
- 2:14:08Speaker 4: So have I, and I've bought the lease of a
- 2:14:10Speaker 4: little house in Norfolk Street, Park.
- 2:14:12Speaker 2: Lane, just the place for a hermitage, fashionable without being vulgar.
- 2:14:18Speaker 4: And I propose to live there quite quietly. And I
- 2:14:22Speaker 4: shall just subsist on a few dried herbs, don't you know?
- 2:14:26Speaker 2: But do have them cooked by a really good French chef.
- 2:14:30Speaker 2: It makes such a difference.
- 2:14:32Speaker 4: And what do you say to joining me? I you?
- 2:14:39Speaker 2: Oh, I am a success to day. That's another proposal
- 2:14:44Speaker 2: of marriage.
- 2:14:46Speaker 4: It sounds very much like it.
- 2:14:48Speaker 2: I already had three this morning.
- 2:14:51Speaker 4: Then I should think you've said no quite often enough.
- 2:14:55Speaker 2: Come at ten o'clock to morrow and you shall see
- 2:14:58Speaker 2: me make up.
- 2:15:00Speaker 4: Do you think that would choke me off? Do you
- 2:15:02Speaker 4: suppose I don't know that behind that very artificial complexion
- 2:15:06Speaker 4: there's a dear little woman called Betsy who's genuine to
- 2:15:10Speaker 4: the bottom of her soul.
- 2:15:12Speaker 2: Oh, don't be so sentimental, or I shall.
- 2:15:15Speaker 4: Cry, well, what is it to be?
- 2:15:20Speaker 2: Do you like me still paradine after all these years?
- 2:15:25Speaker 4: Yes?
- 2:15:27Speaker 1: She looks at him, her lips quivering. He stretches out
- 2:15:31Speaker 1: his arms, and she, breaking down, hides her face on
- 2:15:35Speaker 1: his shoulder.
- 2:15:37Speaker 4: Now, don't be an ass, Betsy. I know you'll say
- 2:15:41Speaker 4: in a minute, I'm the only man you ever loved.
- 2:15:45Speaker 1: Lady Frederick, looking up with a laugh.
- 2:15:48Speaker 2: I shan't. But what will your sister say?
- 2:15:52Speaker 4: I'll tell her there was only one way in which
- 2:15:57Speaker 4: I could save Charley from your clutches, what by marrying
- 2:16:01Speaker 4: you myself.
- 2:16:03Speaker 1: Lady Frederick putting up her face monster, he kisses her lips.
- 2:16:11Speaker 1: The end end of Act three. End of Lady Frederick,
- 2:16:18Speaker 1: a comedy in three acts by William Somerset, Mam