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Abcde: Fallout 76 Homophobic Griefers Banned & Yoda Baby Name Court Case · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy I don't think I've ever told you
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this story on air before okay so I remember one day I was catching the bus
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home from camra so the cent of camera to home mhm okay as as one does when don't
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have a car right so this is before you got your bird killing motorbike exactly
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okay and a woman sat next to me go on which is sort of weird normally people
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tend not to sit next to me you do look like someone who might strike up a
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random conversation or ask for spare change which is weird because I would do
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neither of those things cuz I hate talking to strangers yeah and you hate
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Small Change yeah I actually don't use cash anymore but that's a different
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story okay so she sits down and she starts talking to me and she's got this
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cheap camera cheap video camera oh yeah and she's talking about how she's going
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to make her own documentary you know like how life's hard for people on the
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doll and stuff like this and then she's asking for help with the camera right
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right cuz her her her partner's in jail
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but another guy she's sort of with was playing around with the camera so she
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passes me the camera to see if I can delete the photos off there oh God
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and there photos of her naked there's a photo of penis in her and I'm just yep
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I'll delete all of them for you and there you go it was just a really
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strange trip wow penis and her that's it's really it's really there was stuff
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happening and inoc way putting it yeah I don't want to go into details this is a
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family friendly podcast it's not it's [Laughter]
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not depends on the family I guess did she react in anyway as you were flicking
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through what's essentially homemade pornography um not
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really I think she she would have had to have known what was on there cuz she was
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there for it did she ask you to delete everything or did she ask you to delete
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specific things no she asked me just to delete everything right so actually she
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didn't probably expect you to just flick through the pictures that were in there
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she probably thought you just select delete all I I didn't know how the camera works
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fair fair like yeah I I know there probably is a delete all but BR new
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camera I don't know how to get to that without looking at photos she was
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deleting those so that her husband in jail didn't see pictures of her and her
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new boyfriend or vice versa I think it was more so just to clear up space on
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the camera for when she started filming her documentary oh of course yeah the
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documentary about how hard it is to be on the doll yeah did I ever tell you
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about the time that I hired a uh a video camera from the the AV section of my uni
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and uh this is back in the day it was it was the A7 the Sony A7 which is actually
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takes a fullsize VHS cassette oh wow yeah and I I rented it and brought it
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home and I was going to do some little film you were probably involved actually
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uh come to think of it uh but the door was jammed uh and there was a tape
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jammed in there that couldn't be removed so I ended up eventually unjammed it and
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getting this tape out and then through sheer curiosity I popped it in the VCR
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and as one does m and it was this girl clearly some girl who goes to my uni
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sitting in her wardrobe with the door open the camera pointed inwards slowly
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taking all her clothes off and then getting paint and painting flowers all
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over her naked body and then getting up and and
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dancing see that's just silly thing to do you shouldn't use paint like that
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indoors that's true that's true it's going to get everywhere especially in
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your wardrobe it's going to get on your clothes it's just a mess I love it how
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this girl obviously knew the tape was stuck in there because you know it was
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jammed shut just still returned it and went there you go yeah little bonus for
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whoever rented the camera next she was probably more worried that she'd
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actually broken it was going to get in trouble for that then what was on
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there yeah you could be right Matt's got a story like this too that
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I'm not going to tell for him but maybe we can open next week show with Matt's
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story about going through somebody's photos Matt's not here by the way oh
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yeah yeah he's at uh packs unplugged yeah yeah I really want to go to P packs
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unplugged one year I think it' be right up your alley I have no interest in
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going when I go to Pax arrayo I actually spend a lot of my time at the ball game
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true look I actually just want to take a minute here because actually one or two
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listeners have asked me what the [ __ ] is PAX because we talk about it quite a bit
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and we don't give it any context so Pax is the Penny Arcade Expo and uh it's a
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place where a lot of uh new video games are are launched now it's quite a big
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quite a big convention they also do an unplugged version which is uh where Matt
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is right now uh which is just for U for board games tabletop games in Australia
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it's probably my favorite convention cuz it does focus more on video games mhm
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whereas yeah a lot of the other convention are they're still good but
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like supernova's more getting celebrities over and paying a fortune to
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get a photo with them and P is more about celebrities that are only
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celebrities to the people in that room
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yes very much so yeah like you'll see people wandering around you go hey I
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know that guy and then you try to remember where you know them from drives
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me crazy all said true all said true and it's just some internet Personality yeah
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on YouTube which will be me one day I'm going to start making YouTube videos
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yeah look you say that but uh you had you had how how long did you just have
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off work for your uh recover uh six weeks but I was not in a condition to be
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able to make stuff no I'm not saying you could make stuff but what I what I'm
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saying is that in six weeks you were desperate to go back to work because you
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were bored out of your [ __ ] mind yeah but I also couldn't focus okay
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true true so it was yeah I was going getting bored but I couldn't focus on
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doing anything I was actually struggling to play games okay so you were bored
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because you couldn't actually do anything that makes sense
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yeah but I think the first thing I might film will be me putting together my pit
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boy yeah so tell me about the pit boy okay so I don't know when I purchased
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this Kickstarter uh no this one I just got from EB Games oh okay it might have been
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when they first announced for that 76 and I've Just Seen they releasing a pit
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boy and I've gone yep I want it it wasn't until this random box arrived at my house and
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I open I realized I get to build it is this like a one to one scale pit boy
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yeah wow and you can actually you can wear it you can wear it I'm not sure if
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the screen works but you can wear it you can put a tape in it it's yeah I'm I'm
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looking forward to playing with this yeah number one we need an unboxing of
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this we need we need a video of view putting it together if indeed you have
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to build it uh and then we need something on the Instagram once it's
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done something on your arm yep that definitely I can do that funnily enough
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it's going to sit over pit boy isn't it well no actually because it got my left
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arm so my pit boy is still be there oh there you go I did actually think about
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getting that before I got my rootch tattoo I did think about getting a pit
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boy tattooed on my arm I do remember when we were talking about that but I
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think uh as as it's a big bulbous thing that stands off you would have either
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had to have gotten it quite small or uh just massively bulked up your forearm
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first once just on that side well then also when you look at it after a while
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it's just this big green blob yeah yeah so that's why I went with Robotech over
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that actually while we're talking about Fallout we've we've got quite a bit of
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Fallout news so have you been playing any more of Fallout
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76 I've sort of pretty much finished the
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main story okay and there's I'm up to a where you have to basically grind to
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unlock the last mission and I sort of can't be bothered sorry who do you have to
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grind no just random people right yeah yeah okay
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fine but I know what you're about to talk about and I actually saw this story as well
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and these people are dicks are you talking about the and I want to get this
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right here are you talking about the gay eliminators cleansing the Wasteland of
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que yes I certainly am with their tagline you know what we did to people
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like you back then we killed them back then in the future yeah in the
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future cuz yeah the war happened in
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2077 so so um so somebody somebody tweeted at Bethesda recently and just
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said hey Bethesda how do we report someone uh because there's literally a
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gang of [ __ ] homophobes going around the Wasteland and hunting down gay
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players and murdering them and and and that's not even just
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sort of like doing it they're being very vocal about it as well yeah and okay so
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they've they've found out who it was and they've booted them off the server and
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they've banned them for life right yes that sounds pretty fair actually I'm not
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going to I'm not going to get into this yeah that's sort of you're taking a game
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and you're ruining it for someone else for no reason just because you're a
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prick yeah yeah I think the worst part about this m is one of the people who
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got banned isn't sorry at all no completely
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unremorseful and it's s like really have you seen this uh this quote from him
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there I do not regret the incident I would not apologize given the
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opportunity I mean I don't plan on doing it again in the future but to be fair I
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didn't plan to do it in the first place I just found gays and decided to go
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through with it so there you go yeah which I don't know how how do you just
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decide to do that well can I cast you guys' Minds back to
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a little thing that you had going called uh G yeah see that I think was a lot
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different you want to tell the listeners what Gallo is okay so it started off
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where we're playing Halo we will change all of our armor to Pink and change you
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can get get like a full character sort of identifier uhhuh and we changed that
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to G and then we try and get everyone in
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the team to do it as well yeah yeah not making fun of anyone do he was just a
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it's kind of the opposite of this right because actually people would initially
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react in homophobic ways right but then but then they would just see how much
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fun everyone was having and eventually they'd be like all right [ __ ] it pink
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cuz it'd be like me Matt and Dave and then what other person enjoyed and then
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just yeah we'd have the whole everyone in there just and that was a fun fun
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time I don't think we're making fun of anyone I don't think it would be quite
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as acceptable now but yeah true perhaps I mean the pink probably a bit of a
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stereotype now maybe you could have a rainbow colored that might be more we weren't
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trying to be offensive or anything it was just a bit of fun yeah and I don't
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think yeah I don't honestly don't think it was a we were being mean or anything
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like that do you want to know how this started how apparently just some
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strangers were uh were having a chat um and then one of them said uh you know
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your outfit's uh very cute he used the word cute and the other one said I don't
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[ __ ] with this homo [ __ ] and logged out and then logged back in later with a
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bunch of friends calling themselves the gay eliminators to track these guys down and
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kill them all seems like a lot of hard work well he did in fact he said it was
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more difficult to kill them than he uh than he actually anticipated and said
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because what happens with um Fallout so people can attack you but unless you
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sort of retaliate and sort of shoot them back or hit them back they do like
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reduce damage like so it takes a long time to kill someone if they're not if
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you're not actually in a fight right I see okay interesting because uh this was
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all captured on on video so I don't know if someone had their twitch on or or
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something but uh it's all everyone records now fair enough but yeah
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apparently as he was trying to bludge on this guy to death he was quoted as
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saying this is the strongest queer I've ever seen so clearly he has seen a lot
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of queers we just don't usually fight him back
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gay well they do say a lot of homophobic homophobic people are sort of struggling
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to come to terms with things themselves sometimes imagine it because I mean if
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you aren't struggling with your own kind of repressed sexuality and then why the
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[ __ ] would it bother you in the first place yeah you you don't actually like
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I'm quite comfortable I don't care what people do as long as they're not hurting
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people yeah that's right yeah um some other Fallout 76 news though and I can
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understand why people are also upset about this one espe with the amount of
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money they spent to buy the collector's edition yes so uh 200 bucks I assume
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that's us because when I first saw this it said 300 bucks and I think that was
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on Australian side so it's was 300 yeah and this is for the power armor Edition
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comes with a power armor helmet and this [ __ ] sweet ass looking canvas duffel
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bag like you would imagine somebody uh you know somebody might carry through
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the Wasteland yep um and and a bag that
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you would actually use in real life yeah yeah probably use this I would probably
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use this uh but when they arrived uh it wasn't a canvas bag at all it was um
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something that looked I guess a little bit similar except imagine it being a
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thin IC parachut material that you will never use cuz it's going to break the
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first time you try and use it yeah yeah and sort of no apology or anything like
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that from Bethesda they just didn't actually do anything no I mean this is
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not the bag in the picture and and if it is the picture is very well lit you know
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what I mean to uh to hide the fact that this bag is a piece of [ __ ] and of
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course they got tweeted out things like yo Bethesda this isn't westtech canvas
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bag this is a ghetto ass nylon trash bag Fallout TF
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guys um have you heard what they doing to sort of make up for it what are they
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doing they're giving people 500 in-game atoms which is essentially about $5 to
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$10 depending on where you are in the in the world wow so that's Adams are like
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caps uh no they're the Caps still in the game atoms are you can earn them by
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doing a sort of daily missions and stuff but they're things you can buy special
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things like special armor or no not actually even armor sort of like um
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special skins okay sure so and like special stuff for your
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your camps and things like that and it's not a to me it's not a very good apology
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no it's not because I'm just looking closely at the uh the advertisement for
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this and it clearly says here canvas duffel bag
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yeah yeah and yeah the I think their
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response was uh sorry uh what was it uh due to unavailability of materials we
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had to switch to the nylon carry bag case for the Fallout 76 power armor
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Edition we hope this doesn't prevent anyone from enjoying what we feel as our
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best collector's edition uh it to me it would yeah not
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really up to you to say because to be honest I could have just bought the game
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I didn't have to spend $200 more do I mean as far as I know the helmet's
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still a helmet like the helmet is still pretty amazing but you would still be
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the bag would also be a selling point for me cuz the helmet you're going to
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put on a shelf it's going to gather dust but you might go bag I can use yeah and
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that might have been what pushed people over the top this bag looks like
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something you'd throw out after getting it at the Royal Easter show yeah
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yeah but yeah yeah just their response I think and then oh have you actually
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heard the next part of it no uh so there
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are some canvas bags out there not quite this style they're more backpacks but
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they were give it out to influencers for free oh
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no so this bag that is uh in the ad is actually that is a canvas bag it's not
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just the plastic bag photographed really well they did make no no that is
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definitely a canvas there's no way you can light something that well now what I
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honestly think what it comes down to was
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availability I think they misjudged the
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cost and yeah just worked out we aren't going to make enough money back on this
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so we'll just downgrade this portion of it that's honestly what I think's happened
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yeah cuz Canvas Bag wouldn't be cheap no
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no but but then again this is not cheap this is $300
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yeah like like this isn't freebies you're buying
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this so yeah I I don't know I think Bethesda has taken a gamble on this and
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well not even just on the game in general and I don't think it's come out
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well for them no it definitely has Fallout 76 seems to be as popular as uh
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Mass Effect Andromeda you know just following up something that was
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immensely popular with something that's immensely disappointing
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and like this is the last like Fallout game we're going to be getting for like
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four or five years at least and this is what they want to give
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us yeah I know I can understand what they were going for and when I was
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younger I would have loved to have played Fallout with you with Matt yeah
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cuz that's what I remember much younger much I remember playing Skyrim and even
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Oblivion yes and just wandering around talking with Dave yeah Oblivion in our own game
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and I've discovered this have you this and it and that was fun I actually
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thought a co-ops wouldn't have been bad but not uh not this not what they gave
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us yeah so actually if if you do want a really rad canvas bag I do know where
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you can get one right there may not be a Fallout 76 Canvas Bag available but
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there is a [ __ ] Red Dead Redemption 2 canvas bag because Red Dead has has come
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out with a complete line of high-end clothing based on all the outfits that
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Arthur Morgan wears during the game really yes so I'm going to see people
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actually I've just opened up that's a nice jacket I know right I would I would
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really wear this and scroll down to the bag it's nice nice bag I was I was
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thinking like I'm going to see some terrible stuff I'm going to see people
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walking around as Cowboys but no the first picture I load up that's a jacket
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I would wear yeah totally that it's like a nice heavy jacket uh-huh oh man I went
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to uh that town over in the East and just [ __ ] went NS to the Taylor I got
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I got such a nice outfit on got this long brown coat black shirt black Town
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hat okay what how are you doing for Beard are you growing the beard or you
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keeping it shaved growing the beard haven't shaved it not once yeah yeah I
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went full beard I want to know how long it'll get it gets pretty long but it
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will actually get to a stage where it will stop growing unless you put tonic
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in it oh okay I'll keep an eye out for some tonic it'll actually pop up a
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little it'll tell you a message to say look this is as much as you get and then
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odds are you would have picked up tonic right well uh it's looking pretty good
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it's looking pretty pretty grizzled at this point so uh yeah I'm I'm loving it
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the online part of it come online recently in a beta form that's true you
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check that out at all I played a little bit of it it's not um I don't know I'm
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struggling like playing the single player and enjoying
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that how long that takes cuz it is very slow yeah it's sort of also slow in the
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online area which I don't know I just don't think I'm quite going to get
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into cuz there's going to be a lot of like riding around to towns to try and
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find missions to move on yeah no thanks and yeah I've I've already done that in
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the single player and I really enjoyed that but yeah I'm not going to I I D the
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online stuff yeah and also like especially not right after Fallout 76 to
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upgrade your gun now in online like do you get the gun that I was playing in
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the game it's now like $350 and you don't make money that fast
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from what I've seen and your horse dies so much more easily yeah like it's
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insane how easy it is for your horse to die yeah I don't want it to be too hard
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because in the single player I ran into a lot of stuff my horse got
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up in the online I run into one tree my horse dies [ __ ] I feel sorry for my
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horse man put my through a lot a
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lot yeah now I yeah I ran into a lot of things and I don't know why man I've
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clicked through this Gun Slinger jacket and it is it is [ __ ] sick it's
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expensive though yeah it is it is 250
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bucks yeah yeah look um a lot of people
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do tune into our podcast to hear about uh video game related news um so we've
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got that covered now you know what I mean uh but a lot of people also come in
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for another little segment that we call genital news yes we had to go genital
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news because we used to be dick news but there's other things out there apart
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from Dicks yeah there's more to genitals than just
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dicks genital news so what do we have in genal news this week okay uh for
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starters you can now get yourself a four skin
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facial oh sorry go again so I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll just back up a sec when I
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say facial I mean in the in the skin care sense of the word but when I say
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forkin I do mean the dick sense of the
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word specifically a serum Clon from the
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circumcised forkins of South Korean babies I'm still confused
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yeah uh would you like to know what this stuff does I'm guessing nothing but what do
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they say it does okay so it's uh it's called EGF epidermal growth factor serum
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and it's derived from the uh the pregenerative cells of the human fibro
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blast taken from the forkins of newborn babies and it helps to generate collagen
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and elastin which help to boost the radiance of the skin on your face also
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apparently it smells like sperm well does an easier way to get that on your
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face true um and more than you know because actually this doesn't seep into
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your skin you have to get micro needled first so that's basically how much is
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this costing oh you want to know how much it costs it costs
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£500 so in Australian dollars I think that's like 1,000
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bucks yeah probably yeah probably a little bit more yeah th000 bucks to get
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essentially yourself but your face tattooed with no ink just with one of
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those guns that just puts little holes all over your face and then the [ __ ]
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four skins from circumcised babies in South Korea rubbed into your face people
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do some really strange [ __ ] yeah you want to know you want to know who the uh
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brand ambassador for this is who Kate beckensale Kate beckensale
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Yeah Yeah from the underworld movies she [ __ ] loves this um she's posted a
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whole bunch of stuff to Twitter about getting it and she's uh she's received
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such comments from her long-term Die Hard fans as disgusting you are
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disgusting and I used to like you I I think it's weird but I don't think it's
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enough to stop liking people over no not hurting anyone K BL and Sandra Bullock
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have also said on social media that they use it and you know they you know
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they're gems they're gems true gems the entertainment industry so don't stop
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liking people just because cuz they had South Korean baby four skins wiped
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across their face yeah in any context like they're just going to be thrown in the
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bin I meant the forkins not the babies let's hope so that what happens to
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forkins godamn well yeah what what what else would you do with them I know but I
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just I can't help but feel a I wish I'd been asked right I wish I'd been asked
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maybe you were I wasn't and uh I don't know like maybe I'd feel better if they
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said to me look Danny you lost your forkin we we robbed you we actually
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mutilated your genitals as a child which I actually think even though I am that I
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still think that's a bit of a weird concept to get my head around right but
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um if they said but look Kate
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Blanchet now has your forkin on her face I'd be like okay well at least at least
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it's kind of gone to a good cause yeah whereas yeah odds are yeah our just went
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in the bin yeah our is somewhere in the
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P Hospital's basement garbage trash cans yeah well actually you probably find
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that they incinerate it did I ever tell you about oh maybe this is an allair
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conversation no [ __ ] it um but it's going to get dark it's going to get
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super dark o so my dad um is a hospital
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manager right and um he got me my first job out of high school and by that I
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mean the day I finished high school he was like you got a job yet and I was
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like um no I just finished high school he's like right well tomorrow you're
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coming to work at the hospital for me same thing happened to my brother so I
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hated it immediately and got another job straight away so I didn't have to go
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back my brother decided to give it a chance and thought well maybe I can
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maybe I can be a hospital kind of guy and so he was working as a theat nurse
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right in operating theaters they had a pregnant woman who lost her child on the
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operating table and they handed him the
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body of this deceased baby and said can you go and incinerate this and it
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was he was carrying the baby the dead baby to incinerate he thought to himself
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I don't ever want this to get to a point where I'm not completely disturbed by
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this so I'll probably quit yeah
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yeah seem weird they go straight to incinerate yeah look I mean straight to
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Inc I don't know there could have been stuff that happened in between that he
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just didn't bother adding to the story yeah but uh but no yeah I I that's that
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stuff's not for me also wiping people's
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asses not for me feir Fair
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yeah yeah I yeah you could not pay me enough to be a nurse Greg tinan who
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we've talked about a couple of times in this show who's a friend of friend of
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ours who is a filmmaker um he was uh he was Premed he wasn't going to be a nurse
28:24
he was going to be a doctor and he was he was on the wards doing his uh
28:28
what do they call it the guys in Scrubs where they work at the hospital but
28:31
they're not full yet yeah oh um interns no not interns the it seems maybe they
28:38
are called interns but it's you know they're they're almost doctors yeah and
28:41
they're doing the rounds and at one point he was scooping the gangrenous pus
28:47
out of an old man's infected back hole and thought to himself I don't want
28:54
to do this I want to make movies and so he put down his little ice cream scooper
28:59
thing that you use to [ __ ] get the pass out walked out of the hospital and
29:03
never went back in see that's really a little bit crazy cuz if you stick with
29:07
it you can actually get to a stage where you're not doing that anymore you're
29:11
telling other people to do it yeah it's true it's true I bought my first Mac G4
29:18
Tower right out of the Trading Post when buying things out of a newspaper called
29:22
The Trading Post that came out every Wednesday it was a thing when a
29:26
newspaper was a thing yeah exactly and um I went to this guy's house to pick it
29:30
up and uh he he was an eye surgeon and
29:34
he lived in this Factory warehouse converted building in s Hills and he had
29:39
the entire top floor as this open planned thing it looked like something
29:42
out of a of a movie and he had and I I wasn't sure why he was selling this G4
29:47
it's cuz he bought an even better G4 yeah and uh yeah he basically was an eye
29:54
surgeon and he had to do like a couple of surgeries a year he charged that much
29:58
for it and he just really got into film making and was just doing all this cool
30:03
video editing stuff on the side just for fun so Greg you know you could have
30:08
stuck with it you could have been funing your own films yeah yeah I think he just little
30:15
stuck it out a little bit longer whereas now to wait till they make Harry Potter
30:19
before he get might have been an extra 10 years he would have had to stuck it
30:22
out before he got l a lot of P too a lot of P
30:28
takes a special type of person to be able to do that it sure
30:32
does look there's other genital news if we want to move away from uh whatever
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the [ __ ] we're talking about yeah back on back into the sexy talk
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right so uh so we're going sexy now yeah this is uh it's pretty sexy Buddhist
30:49
monk arrested for having chem sex parties in his Temple what's a chem sex
30:55
party yeah I'm glad you asked CU I didn't know um I believe a Cham sex
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party is just a sex party when
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everyone's on meth oh okay yeah um are
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monks normally into sex and meth I think generally they're not which
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is probably why if I bothered making an article about them they probably would
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have just let it go otherwise um police raided this monks
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Temple and found amphetamines porn uh holy water bottles filled with Lube
31:27
that's sounds made up that sounds made up but evidently this is all this is all
31:33
true that's getting weird like cuz that means that they've got a hly water
31:37
bottle and they've taken a bottle of lube and then they've poured it in when
31:41
you've already got a container for the lube there yeah but I guess if you're a
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monk and you're getting people over to your temple and [ __ ] giving them meth
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and then [ __ ] them you're probably feeling a little bit sacrilegious anyway
31:55
you know I don't think pouring Lo in holy water bottles makes it
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better so the police raided this place uh I don't know how they found out that
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there was something happening happening in here that they wanteded to raid but
32:09
uh they raided it they found 19 gr of amphetamine smoking pipes condoms anal
32:15
relaxant erectile medication and the holy water bottle filled with Lube they
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also discovered two USB drives containing over 200 gig of homemade porn
32:27
starring the monk himself um which
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uh yeah well I think I'm fighting most strange about this story mhm cuz the
32:39
only thing well I'm not sure about where it is if anything else he was doing is
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legal but in Australia the only thing he would have done illegal is have the
32:47
amphetamines so y y that's true the other stuff doesn't need to come out at
32:50
all cuz that's his private business I think if you're a monk and
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you're using the Holy Temple for uh ories drug fueled ories then maybe you
33:00
are breaking if not a law a rule you know I feel that might be against some
33:06
rules that's not for the police to yeah I just just I find a little
33:13
strange like there's parts of the story which are weird and funny but I don't
33:18
know why we know them now
33:21
yeah oh the plot thickens right M he had
33:26
been fired from that Temple ah for quote
33:32
behavioral and religious disciplinary problems um they probably sat him down
33:39
one day and went look if you want to be a monk you got to stop the sex the drugs
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and yeah you need to take a long hard look at yourself and really decide if
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being a monk is for you
33:54
yeah okay so so yeah so if if he was fired and then he's still bringing
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people over to have his Kem sex parties I could sort of understand it a little
34:04
bit more now but yeah
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yeah so yeah I guess breaking and entering back into the temple that you used to work
34:16
in just to [ __ ] people on drugs yeah I guess that's against that's
34:21
really going out of your way yeah you got to really want to do that don't
34:25
you I could B
34:28
no you know that sounds like a lot of work it's like the whole reason like I
34:35
will never have an affair cuz it's just I know it's a lot of effort yeah it
34:39
sounds like way too much work like go out and disappoint two
34:46
women why bother CU why I don't understand polygamy let's move on yeah
34:51
yeah good idea where can we go is is there somewhere uh is somewhere family
34:57
friendly we can go from there uh well it's not quite familyfriendly but we can
35:02
go to some follow-up news Okay so Sabrina the Teenage Witch the new series
35:08
they were getting sued for having uh a
35:12
statue they were so are we is our familyfriendly segue really going from
35:18
from chem sex parties to Satanism yes
35:22
okay yeah great well they no no no
35:27
judgement from me so uh it seems that they've settled
35:33
they have and I and I'm pretty sure they didn't get the millions upon millions
35:37
they were going for they didn't in fact what they've got is they've got credit
35:41
given to them for the episodes that have aired already it'll be uh adjusted to um
35:48
credit the artist who created the original uh baet statue yep uh and then
35:54
going forward from the next season onwards they will have to uh negotiate
35:59
royalties if they want to continue to film with it and honestly I think this
36:04
is just good advertising for them oh yeah yeah absolutely theyve just their names out
36:10
there now people are going to Google it and they're going to end up getting more
36:13
members out of this yeah
36:18
yeah so it sort of sucks it's I do find this annoying when lawsuits come out and
36:22
then it's all yep it's been settled and yeah we settled out of court and you
36:25
can't know the details know it is irritating isn't it um is this the uh is
36:31
this the outcome that you wanted because we do have a segment where where Luke
36:35
you weigh in on court rulings oh I do we do don't we so I mean if you if you are
36:41
happy that this settled out of court and that they're going to be just kind of
36:44
given credit and negotiate a a royalty sum from now on then that's that's fine
36:48
we can leave it but if you think that we have overlooked something or if there's
36:52
you know if there was another there was another outcome that you feel they could
36:55
have done then Now's the Time h I think this is what they were going for to
37:00
begin with cuz they had to go after for copyright because that's how you keep
37:04
your copyright yeah yeah like you can't just say I've got copyright and then
37:08
just not do anything about do anything when someone does it so they had to do
37:11
something I think the money they had to put some value on but I think they got
37:15
what they wanted mhm like they've got credit and yeah their names out there
37:20
cuz we had not heard of these people before no I I I think Matt had heard of
37:24
these people because they're not far from him um so this is the satanic
37:28
temple uh and it's not to be it's not to be mistaken for the Church of Satan
37:33
that's different no the satanic temple is actually a political
37:37
organization um the Church of Satan however is a church and they worship
37:43
Satan and actually they have come out and made a public statement that said we
37:46
just want everyone to know that we are not the ones suing Netflix for
37:51
this have you actually watched sabr I watched the first episode and I got to
37:56
tell you man they go way more into the [ __ ] Satan worship than I really
38:01
expected that they would yeah like it's definitely not the it's not tobrina of
38:06
the Teenage Witch that we grew up with no no it is not it is not there's no
38:11
talking cat as far as I can tell no there is not well yeah no there is no
38:17
talking cat but no no you you should watch the entire thing I think part two
38:20
comes out early next year okay yeah look I mean it's look it's
38:25
certainly beautifully filmed as riverdell is as well um I famously got
38:29
sucked into Riverdale season 1 after refusing to watch for so long and not
38:33
realizing it's like a [ __ ] David lynes murder mystery set in a small town
38:37
and done incredibly well totally let down by the second season but I caught a
38:41
couple of episodes of the third season recently have you have you seen any of
38:45
it I didn't get into Riverdale you didn't get into it cat parts of it when
38:49
Hannah watches but no so Hannah will probably know this already CU I'm sure
38:52
she's up to date but season 3 right at least I watched two episodes right so
38:56
this is all going on two episodes so maybe maybe this is just a little bit
39:00
and it's not complete season Arc they're playing D and D except it's not D and D
39:06
it's g& which is like gutters and gargoyles or something right but people
39:12
are getting killed cuz everyone in the town's taking uh taking it really
39:19
seriously and then half of it is set in present day and half of it is set 30
39:25
years ago where all the actors play their
39:30
parents okay that's interesting yeah yeah I'm just happy that Luke Perry's
39:36
getting work again I know man so am I cuz really he was only good for one
39:42
thing buff the vampire SL Vampire Slayer the movie not the series yep and yeah
39:47
what else is there was in Fifth Element yes but only in the opening
39:53
scene which is sort of weird that he was only in the opening scene because that's
39:57
when he was sort of at the height of his career with Hills 90210 and
40:02
then yeah i' imagine luk V had to spend a lot of money just to get him just in
40:06
that first scene yeah I want to watch that again it's been years since I've
40:12
seen that I've been thinking it's a great movie got a love hate relationship with
40:17
that movie it's so Camp it's so Camp it is but it's done well yeah it's done
40:23
incredibly well I didn't always appreciate it I've got to watch it again
40:27
again cuz I'd really like to I'd really like to go back and visit it hopefully
40:30
it holds up that was the first DVD I ever purchased oh
40:35
really I think mine was
40:40
blade I think I got a better pick yeah maybe it did for a while I just had
40:47
blade Fiddler on the Roof and cruel
40:51
intentions I had yeah for a while I had like Fifth Element and Starship Troopers
40:56
and Starship Troopers you had to turn the half yes I had that too it was a
41:00
double-sided DVD with half the movie on each
41:06
side now my computer doesn't even have a disc drive no I wouldn't know how to
41:11
play a disc I was having a conversation the other day with somebody at work and
41:14
conversations at work can get a bit weird from time to time as I'm sure
41:17
everybody knows and somebody said something about something about watching porn when
41:22
they were a teenager and I said well I wouldn't know I didn't see porn until
41:26
after I was a teen they like what are you talking about I said well there was there was no
41:30
internet so like how the [ __ ] am I going to see pornography they like what do you
41:35
mean there was no internet I'm like dude there was [ __ ] no internet it hadn't
41:39
been invented has not been around for that long that's right I even like when
41:44
we first got internet it was dial up so you could spend like 4 hours and look at
41:48
one photo the first pornographic video that I ever saw was at Dave's house and
41:54
he had it on a 5 and A4 in floppy disc um Hannah I know you learned what that
42:00
is this week
42:02
so um and it contained two gifts that's
42:08
that's what fit on this disc and they were like eight frames repeated one was
42:14
some woman giving some d a [ __ ] and the other one was the same woman riding
42:20
that same guy just eight frames in repeat and I was like this is
42:25
magnificent yeah that's what we had to deal with yeah that's as good as it got
42:32
yep yeah everyone everyone today is spoiled
42:40
yeah you know who else is spoiled who uh the mother of a child
42:47
whose name is
42:49
absidy Right which is spelled a b c d e
43:00
right just the first few letters of the
43:04
alphabet right um who is annoyed because
43:08
she was getting on a Southwest Airlines plane and the staff thought that there
43:14
was a mistake and that that wasn't her real
43:18
name which I could understand because yeah you see ABC d as a name you go
43:24
something's not right that's right something's just [ __ ] default aled in
43:27
the computer to just writing the alphabet so uh this woman took to social
43:33
media and made such a [ __ ] outcry of it that uh Southwest Airlines have had
43:37
to publicly apologize for uh for disrespecting This Woman's
43:44
daughter AB she does realize her daughter is going to have to deal with
43:48
this the rest of her life yeah
43:53
so yeah she's going to have to pronounce her name to everyone she meets also
43:59
spell it to everyone she meets yep and then feel stupid about it cuz it's
44:03
literally a b c d
44:10
e idiots okay I I will admit that the people did go a bit too far when they
44:15
posted the picture of the barding pass on Facebook oh is that what they did all
44:21
right well that's uh yeah I mean publicly mocking someone is a little
44:26
different from not being able to pronounce it properly
44:32
yeah yeah that cuz yeah that's yeah that's yeah you shouldn't be sharing
44:36
people's passes and stuff on that but no
44:40
ABCD ABCD oh no I feel sorry for her yeah
44:46
people stop trying to give your kids unique names you're just making their
44:50
lives hard like I have to spell my last name just go with a name out of the
44:55
Bible they're the name everybody knows worked well for us it's worked well for
45:00
all of us it's absolutely fine
45:04
yep everyone can pronounce everyone can
45:08
spell there's uh there's there's more bizarre name news this week um but if we
45:15
want to get into it uh we have to play the Star Wars news
45:24
jingle I'm going to assum just beened there and you all got to enjoy it and I
45:28
miss out on it yet again that's what every one of my sexual partners has said to
45:34
me so uh a couple in Poland wanted to
45:40
name their baby after their favorite character from Star Wars and when they
45:44
filled out the forms at the registry of births uh they were told they were not
45:50
allowed to choose that particular name okay what name were they going for
45:55
well look I mean there's a lot of names in Star Wars that would be perfectly
45:58
normal that you wouldn't even know you're named after a Star Wars character
46:02
before episode one came out I had always s to name my child
46:07
Anakin don't do it not now don't don't
46:12
for starters he'll get Annie in that
46:16
patronizing voice um and also he'll be
46:20
hated yes yeah um you know but you yourself you know you could claimed to
46:27
be named after a Star Wars character I believe I am are you really I I'm not
46:33
I'm I'm at the same time you 81 let's not ask let's assume and let's let's
46:38
hope no one ever corrects us yep y uh
46:43
you know some of them might be a little more a little more iffy Han I actually
46:50
know a couple of people called Han but they're Chinese they're Chinese people
46:53
so it's Han I think you can get away with yeah I mean everyone's going to
46:57
know you named him after Han Solo but you know it still sounds like a name
47:02
yeah but no no no no this uh these people their favorite characters isn't
47:06
Luke or Han the favorite character is
47:10
Yoda see that's to me that would be more of a nickname yeah or if if I if I knew
47:17
someone by that name I'm I'm picturing them being quite old yeah no no no no
47:21
he's a baby um he's a Polish baby and his parents wchi and kinger
47:27
oh God
47:33
stuii I'm going to go with
47:35
stui um wanted to name the child
47:42
Yoda y I'm not even going to attempt that cuz I know that's not going to come
47:46
out of my mouth yeah and they actually had to go to court to fight for the
47:52
right to uh to name him Yoda but they
47:55
won so little Yoda welcome to the world yeah it's a it's it's an odd
48:02
choice but at least people are going to know how to spell it and pronounce it
48:06
yep yep so this article where I'm getting this from you know it comes down
48:11
on their side it's actually very uh it's it's an article from the new idea
48:15
okay um and they've provided another list of baned baby names so these are
48:20
names here I'm just going to go down this list these are names that have uh
48:25
had people try to name their babies these and been banned so this is a new
48:28
idea so I'm assuming this means in Australia okay yeah Number One
48:35
Metallica ah yeah that that's not a name no not a
48:40
name in fact four members of Metallica plus three to four previous members of
48:45
Metallica that you that have perfectly good names that you could choose yes you
48:49
know uh but no Metallica is a band not a name um matat which is just Matt with an
48:56
i I mean I know people decide to spell
49:00
things differently is that which don't spell things differently that's the
49:04
worst thing to do but is the word m m does that mean
49:09
anything something rude that I don't understand okay
49:17
Nutella they must really like matella
49:20
Nutella yeah I guess so okay band
49:25
Facebook yep that's yeah also not a name you added Facebook on
49:31
Facebook yeah hilarious um somebody tried to call their kid just the at
49:38
symbol yeah that's well I maybe they're going since uh
49:44
Prince could become a symbol maybe their kid could be um this one I'd heard of
49:49
before somebody tried to name their kid Tula does the hoola from
49:55
Hawaii what
49:58
yeah then there's cyanide Chow toow
50:02
Lucifer anus and something I'll just
50:06
have to spell ready for it yep B RF XX c
50:12
c XX m n p c CC c l l l m MN p r x c l m
50:22
n c k s s q l BB
50:27
one one one one one that just has to have been someone
50:32
that's falling asleep on their keyboard something that's yeah but that's not how
50:37
you someone I kind of work out how
50:42
that's not even like a pronounceable anything yeah I mean like I get the
50:48
whole thing about like letting the chaos theory like dictate things throwing a
50:53
dice you know equating things to a dice and throwing more shooting an arrow off
50:58
a mountain and saying wherever it lands that's where I build my house you know
51:01
but pressing randomly on a keyboard and saying that's what I'll call my child
51:06
like how do you even [ __ ] pronounce that I think this needs to be the uh the
51:11
name of this week's podcast how do you [ __ ] pronounce that
51:17
yeah yeah exactly oh no know what you meant
51:23
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52:07
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52:12
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52:17
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52:22
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