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Show #219 Cost of a Broken Speed Run · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you That's why, is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media
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Network. Hello, and welcome to episode to nineteen because fuck you that is
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why. Uh shit to nineteen to nineteen chalking alone. It's moving. We're
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moving like the energy, got the speeds, do this, got the attitude?
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Yeah, we got the test killer fortitude, and we have microphones and
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nobody has stopped us. So we shall carry on making merry and doing stupid
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shit just for your entertainment. We've got three panel show type games. I've
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got three panel show type dudes just hanging out to play some games. We're
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gonna have some fun. As per usual, it's just a standard episode,
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no guest this week. Sadly, life has been crazy and trying to arrange
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anything outside of what has already been arranged in our current lives. Let's just
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say my life has been extraordinarily busy, and I am not making it easier
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by taking on more projects than I really should be taking. Well, we'll
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talk about that in a second. Okay, So anyway, I have to
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welcome our compatriots, our usual playing team captains. They are starting with He's
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a gamer and a storyteller and he used to be my youngest friend. Now
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we can't seem to classify him at all. It's so I've defaulted back to
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cryptid. I see classified, classified, declassified, unclassified with hints of Augus.
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We thought he was human. Nah, so ugy uh. What long
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term project is going to be so satisfying when it's done? Oh my god,
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Wow, that have to be what we're working on now. So we're
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working on our yard pretty extensively, and we were just just talking about it
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actually not too long ago. And I've been setting personal goals like, eventually
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I want us to be not one hundred percent self sustaining, because there's just
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no feasible way to be one hundred percent self sustaining, right, but enough
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so the offset costs and in case of emergency, still have a study supply
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in every year vegetables and other food types. One of which that I want
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to invest in is chickens. We live in a neighborhood and in a part
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of the United States where we can have chickens, and a decent amount of
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them too on our land, and I've been staking out areas in our yard
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for where the coop is going to be, in the paddoct for the coop,
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and I've been slowly investigating and researching different chicken feed types and different types
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of things to look out for for chickens, like diseases and illnesses they might
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fall under, and what they prepared for and what I should have on hand
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in case of that farmer. Yeah, so I have a goal of like
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the next two years or so, get chickens. That's cool man, that
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that that is that is genuinely Uh yeah, and I imagine that will be
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satisfying when it's son Oh yeah. And then this is just like once they're
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fall growing that he supply of eggs whenever you want. You know what I
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do recall for about two and a half years. So yeah, I think
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I can get that recipe going to get I'm not going to be that super
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fresh perfect even more for the eggs figure out. Yeah, no, that's
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fair, that's fair. We could get a rooster, but then we'd have
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to eggs in four years them so young, their nuggets. Uh. And
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his opponent, Uh, he's fucking he Stevie. Yeah, it's just I
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mean, that's really that that that summed it up too. It really did
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like I was going through the usual spiel again and I was just like,
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like I've been mixing it up for Augie. I'm not doing anything unusual for
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Stevie. I'm like, fuck it, it's Stevie. Change is weird.
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Changes needed. I mean it is. You need change. You got to
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evolve. You have to evolve. If you ever stop evolving, then you
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get called guilty on thirty four counts. So not to be I know it
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wasn't people, but it was for the joke anyway. Yeah. Sorry,
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it didn't mean to get political there, but because that's why moving on.
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I think something that went up, Yes, if you have an objection has
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the response Stevie, Yes, sir, same question. Do you have a
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long term project that is going to be so satisfying when it's done? I
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want to say yes, then do but I can't because the project is never
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going to be done, is the problem. Yeah, I mean it's not
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necessarily, it's not really a bad thing. You have a long term project
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that is never going to Yeah. The most unsatisfied masturbation every literally literally just
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waitings that build up until my head actually pops. The scanners was really about.
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It wasn't about people blowing up other people, just people just edging themselves
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until they can't take it exactly. So No, it is a project that
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is ongoing. It will continue to be ongoing for as long as we continue
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to do b f Y, and it is working on the show, the
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studio, like all of it. Like this weekend we started like just working
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on the garden out the outside, the b f Y t W garden.
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I took pictures off. I'll post them on the Patreon and then I'll post
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them in the free version of Patreon later on. Yeah, but just doing
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something as simple is that, I'm like, all right, that made the
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rest of the outside of the studio look better. And we sat outside the
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last couple of days just chilling. I don't know. And then I think
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when we eventually hit the massive spike of popularity that we that is due any
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day now, it's literally running a little like it is running a little.
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I mean it is June now. I was expecting about one hundred episodes ago,
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but we know, COVID happened, and then the mail the post office
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gets weird. But yeah, but it does happen, and we get we
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finally get to do this, you know, for a living. I feel
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that is going to be very satisfying. Yes, but then we can do
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like like spread out, like increase the stuff we can do like tenfold.
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Yes, Oh my god, could you imagine we could have like a like
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a small media empire, like god, we each do our own show in
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addition to b if I did it, but I still the big amazing sad
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ship together like with pennies. Could you imagine and if they gave us like
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money funding, yes I can, Oh yes I can. I'm already dreaming
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of like a just a consistent venue somewhere in now your county that we just
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go and do the show live in front of an audience every week. But
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at the charity that help can start we can start doing game shows for like
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actually fucking game show, like look at we should be insane to compress.
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We would do it because damn right, that would be awesome. Yeah,
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but that like the answer to that question is yeah, it is this and
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it is ongoing, But so is the satisfaction. It's always ongoing satisfaction always
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its not like so it's not like it's just like it is you know,
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you know something, I go home and I come uh and I am your
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host pantsless Aaron hit it. You check some stars for true story, I
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always feel fifty sexier after hearing that jingle do you do what I do?
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And every now and then just played as you went to a room? No,
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no, I do all the tngus. So I'm like pantsless Aaron.
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I am, however, tempted. I don't even use my own song,
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I use yours. If I ever get like one of those doorbells that you
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can set the sound, it's gonna be that. What was the percentage of
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fifty, Aaron? You glorious fuck of a man? Thank you? What's
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that now? Eighty? The accent does help a lot. Okay, So
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as for me, I think I mentioned it already. I'm working on a
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h in the rare hour or so a day I have to myself. I
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have been working on a in a repository of working running Windows ninety eight ninety
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five games, because I already have a repository oft doss games. I have
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one of Windows three point x ninety five and ninety eight games. Especially because
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of my recent frustrations of trying to work with real hardware, it was just
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like fuck it it. Emulation almost has to be easier at this point.
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So I now have over one hundred and sixty games that I can literally pick
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from a menu, watch a video of the gameplay to decide if I want
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to play it, and then just play it, and it just jumps right
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into it. Nice now because a lot of it is emulation. Some of
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them are like versions that are that work on modern hardware, So it just
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launches a game like any other Windows game, but obviously some of them have
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to be emulated, so using the PCM emulator. So every time you started
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up, it does go through the Windows ninety five boot sequence, but then
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once it's done, it launches straight into the game. Oh it's kind of
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funny, though, it's kind only to remind you, like, oh yeah,
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don't forget there is there is a little there is a nostalgic kick to
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that when you see that Windows ninety eight boot up screen and the little blue
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bar on the bottom just slowly waving across. It's pretty amazing though. But
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yeah, it's it's taken a it's taken a bunch of work. I'd say
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I've put probably about twenty hours total into it over the past two weeks,
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no kidding, but I'm I'm working at a good clip because that's about eight
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seven and a half minutes per game to get it instead. I mean,
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some of them are I've taken directly from god dot com because I have them,
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because I own them, and I'm just like, I just install it,
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run it good, just throw the shortcut on. You're pretty much good
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to go. But some of them are harder than others, Like games that
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I have that no one seems to know exist. I found a game called
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I found a game called Brainstorm the Game Show, and when I searched the
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launch box database to pull up all its information, it's like, no game
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found. Okay, let me try mobile games. Okay, it's there,
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but there's very little information. There's almost no pictures. I'm like, all
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right, let me see if there's a video of it I can use for
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video. Nothing on YouTube. I'm like, shit, holy. So I
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started playing it and recorded my own video. Yeah, like fuck it.
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It took a little longer, but your created videos and now the double video
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for yeah, yeah, yes, I like that. I just recorded a
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quick, like forty second thing for me playing the game. Because people didn't
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know it existed. It's not, like I said, it's not on YouTube.
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You can't find it hardly anywhere. It's like it never existed. But
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and I don't know why I have it, to be honest, except that
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I was big into game shows in the nineties. So yeah, to do
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an impromptu save file the game. You didn't know it existed? Oh god,
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yes, if you guys from the show, you didn't know existing.
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Yeah, right, let's get into some games show it. Yeah. Game
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one is going to be a favorite of mine. It is broken headlines.
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Oh, I've got to hear three news stories, and I've redacted out the
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important words in these news stories. And our players can earn a point in
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one of two ways. They can either try and make me laugh, and
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if I do laugh, they will get a point. Or they can try
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and get it correct, because if you're close enough to the actual headline,
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I will give you a point. Sometimes one is easier than the other.
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It's up to you how you want to play it. But gentlemen, here
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is your first headline. Cops arrest eighty year old blank after a decade of
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blank, but he dies the next day. Cops arrest eighty year old blank
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after a decade of blank, but he dies the next day. Eighty year
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old tortoise years of jaywalking. Guys, I the tortoise didn't get me,
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but the jaywalking did so, Like, cops just keeps seeing jaywalking and this
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tortoise somehow gets away. Somebody should probably do something. Yeah, you know
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what somebody should totoise is a menace to society. It will not surprise you
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to learn that you were wrong. Damn, Stevie, what do you got?
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Do you got anything? Did you do one more tafform? Please?
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Cops arrest eighty year old blank uh after a decade of blank but he dies
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the next day. Oh my god. Uh. Cops arrests eighty year road
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disco skater after decades of streaking through neighborhood, dies the next day, disco
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old stew I dis I genuinely tried not to laugh, but I did snort
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and I am going to count that. Oh yeah, I tried to do
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it seriously mad you think I was going to do a real answer, But
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the image did it for you, didn't it? It was going on the
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skates? Uh, the real answer, And I hope you enjoy. This
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is a cops arrest eighty year old slingshot shooter after a decade of mischief,
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and they finally, after a decade of nobody knowing who this eighty year old
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man with a slingshot was. The cops finally tracked him down. Fucking Dennis
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Medicare would be about how old? Now yeah, now, now this is
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the best part, is the absolute best part. This guy's name ready,
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yes, yes, Prince King, Prince King, his name is Prince King.
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If anybody would feel entitled enough to just our firing ball bearings through people's
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windows, Oh ship, he was using best ye die from that ship.
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Man he kills some but don't do that. That's actual person. Holy guys,
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maybe target shooting. Now why he did it? Nobody really knows.
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The cops are not aware of any kind of motive other than mischief. Mischief.
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I think you just came up with the title of it. He was
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booked into jail on no bail and was scheduled in court. However, the
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very next day he died from natural causes as far as people can tell.
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And that's a real thing that happened. He's not shouting a ball bearing through
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his butt. He did not shoot his eye out his brown eye. His
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shoot is over now all right, gentlemen, So that's one point for each
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of you. Well, did a ding or did it make a swish like
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a beast. It was more like pinballing there points fuffle. Just immediately discuss
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sucked in there. Okay, here's your next headline. Canadian Police confiscate two
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hundred and forty pound hall of smuggled blank worth five hundred thousand dollars. Canadian
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Police confiscate two hundred and forty pound hall of smuggled blank worth five hundred thousand
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dollars. Steevie's ready, I know this one again, just like the last
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time we played h So what was the beginning? The Canadian Police confiscate,
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confiscate two hall of smuggle, Hall of smuggled maple syrup. God demn me
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still mind. It's true though, because they did because there was a warehouse
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and these people actually rented out the place next to it, cut a hole
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through the all and started taking the syrup out and replacing it with just water.
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After doing this for over a year, they said, screw putting the
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water back in is taking too much time and started just taking it. And
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that's when people started noticing it because some of the barrels were getting like pressed
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against them, like that should be heavier. So it's syrup. I win
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jeopardy. I'm afraid that's incorrect. No, I didn't do it in the
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form of a question. You might be thinking of a different story. Damn
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it, that did not take place recently. Oh, damn it. I
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also do remember the story of the maple Cy some time ago. Yes,
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but that is not It's not correct, and it wasn't particularly funny either.
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Yea Yeaggy, Buggy, is your chests pull away? If you can give
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me something funny. Who would choose such a stupid thing like that? Clearly
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it wasn't. Obviously it was one hundreds and thousands of pounds of poutine.
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I mean that makes way more sense. No Canada, No, I sir
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Canada. Okay, most I'm in hockey sticks. It's also incorrect. I
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would have been amazed if you'd guessed this randomly. H it's baby eels.
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Well, yeah, the hard to smuggle. They stiggle too much. Uh.
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The official technical term for them is elvers, and there was a major
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seizure of them at the Toronto Airport, two hundred and forty pounds of them,
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and they are estimated to be worth between four hundred and five hundred thousand
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dollars. Sir, do you have anything to declare, Who know, what's
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it in your pants? Cuz looks if you have something to declare nothing two
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hundred and forty pounds of eels in my pants? What where are those eels?
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Native? Right? I do not know? And the the the arrest
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to the arresta report does not say eels man like, figure out what,
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figure out what part of the world those eels came from, and then get
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an idea of who fucking sent them. However, this was probably in response
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to the fact that in March uh the Canadian Fishery Authority announced that the elver
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fishery would not open this year due to conservation and safety concerns. Oh shoot,
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so did they ship them out before? Somebody was shipping elvers into Canada
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because you couldn't get them by fishing for them. Apparently, That's that's my
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guess. Anyway, it could just be that the elver smuggling ring is wildly
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uh you know, what's the word I'm looking for. They're taking over off
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of the mo Yeah, the smugglers are running the zoo there, man,
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Maybe think about it. It makes sense. It's messed up, but it
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makes sense. I've heard about a couple of countries butchering their fucking animals for
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some reason. It's weird, like America. Surprisingly not, I believe we're
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not. We're not alone, let's put it that way. Yeah, we
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actually like our animals here for the most part. All right, let's move
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on to our third and final story. Entire extended family catches blank from eating
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poorly cooked blank meat. Entire extended family catches blank from eating poorly cooked blank
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meat. Stevie has raised his hand and lowered his head. Entire family catches
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gunner. Yea, there's a reason. There's a reason, reason from improperly
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cooked koala meat drop bears. Man, they're fully got a. Yeah,
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sorry, dude, Australia is scary. It's a scary place. It is
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scary. But that's not the correct answer, and nor was it. You
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don't know. You don't know. Family who was eating koalas all of a
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sudden get got over their face. That's funnyage, Can you do any better
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for the game? No, no, no, let's see. Entire your
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family catches blank, catches worms from improperly cooked McDonald's. It's a true story.
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He gets the point, all right. I did laugh there, but
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it was mostly because Stevie was going off on it. Oh, come on,
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point, I'm not I'm not going to give you the point for Thank
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god, I did not laugh at your I don't like any pity answer,
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so no pity point for you. What's weird is if we combine your stories.
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No, they're correct. No entire extended family catches brainworms from eating poorly
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cooked bear meat. What the fuck? See, that's why we were a
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good team, that we're sometimes stoppable. So sometimes this this report just surfaced.
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What the fuck of an event in twenty two where an entire extended family
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got together for a reunion and for a special treat, they decided to cook
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some of the bear meat that one of them had brought back after hunting.
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So not smart. Now, they apparently were not cooked to a high enough
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temperature, because literally everyone in the family got sick. All of them,
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oh my, literally all of them, gods sick and came down with brainworms
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that, if had been left untreated, would have killed them. Yeah,
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vegetables. Thankfully they all got medical treatment. They're all fine. Oh good,
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But my God in heaven, no little things like crawling around in there.
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This is why I do not do not fuck around. All my meat
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has to be medium well at least never lower than that, always always cooked
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very well. As brain worms like me whatever, it just going there to
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be alone, echoing, and they're like, yo, that will burrow into
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your brain and kill you eating a goddamn burger, Like what the fuck?
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Now? Where is it? Get a meat thermometer, man, everybody should
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have a meat thermometer. Really, they should want sixty five. That's it,
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all right, is lower. But you know here, here's the bad
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news. You each only got one point, so you both lost, but
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you both won, so you're both gonna get an episode point so it is
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one to one. It's all tied up. We are going to break that
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tie when we come back. We're gonna play game two rights after this.
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We're gonna go over some the usual mailbox and see what we got.
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Do we have anything this week? Yes, sir, we got a few
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comments on Patreon. Enlighten me, please enlighten you on the actually some of
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the bonus content the pre show two seventeen Behind the mics, Colin maggs,
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how dare you bastards tell me how to raise my kids. I've been telling
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them that eating dirt is an organic vegan diet. It saved me a fortune.
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Great show, guys, excellent game of No more bastards. Thanks.
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Yeah, yeah, eat dead dirt dirt. I love it. It is
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vegan, it really is. It's not food, but it is vegan.
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Yeah. The next one is on feeling Crunchy. Oh no, oh no,
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this is fucking amazing. I love this one video version. We gotta
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deal more Frenchy. We gotta get him anymore. In fact, I think
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we have him scheduled coming up in the future again soon too. Yeah.
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But on that episode, Kristin Farley commented, I'm getting caught up this week,
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but I had to let you know how much I loved this episode.
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Being Stevie was the best giggle fest. Always bright Brighten's my day, Crench.
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He is a wonderful guest, and I'm glad he'll be back. Hell
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yeah, hell yeah. She's the best. He's great. Yeah, it's
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an incredible human being, right seriously, And I'm glad you got the giggles
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because that was the whole boy for Keep it going, keep that, get
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that giggle fest going. The next two On two seventeen, a Broken Pitch
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with Bastards Colin Colin Maggs back again. Only Stevie would think of putting DLC
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and micro transactions into a choose your own adventure. I didn't even think of
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that. Trying to make as much money as I can't tell you ship.
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That's the sad thing though, is like you were trying to pitch something that
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that someone would would buy and be like, yeah, that's how we're gonna
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make that money. And I'm like, that's how we're going to make that
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money. It's like it's kind of sleazy but rich. It's sleezy, but
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it works, it does. That's the shitty part. Colin continues, He's
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like always said, if he wasn't a joy Goblin Stoner, he'd be a
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super villain. Yes, that's fair a corporate villain. You don't know about
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super villain. Maybe just like a mediocre one. Well not mediocre either.
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I think you'd just be like not I don't want to say, like a
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minion, but like a super villain sidekick. Yeah, be the pinky to
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somebody's brain. Yes, their number two. Yes, okay, the hilarious
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sidekick to some old ultimate vision. Just constantly accidentally foiling their plans. But
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still they keep me around. But it's still just absolute joy to be around.
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So you can't get ready, is like, fine, maybe I'll forgive
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you. It's you stop my depression. Also, the real villain here is
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depression. Yes, it has always it is. The next comment the same
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episode from William Man is love the show was much needed ray of sunshine.
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Yeah, happy to oblige you Man definitely. And our last comment is on
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a Proper Mug Smoke session where Aggie and I invited jabble from Proper Rumpus and
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it was from firm lug On for I heard little herbal fest. It was
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a lot of fun. But Chris and Farley commented, thank you for sharing
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this very important discussion. We talked a lot about how marijuana helps with mental
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health. And stuff and that we had fun, but it was also a
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serious conversation, so it's pretty cool. No, that's cool, So thank
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you. Kristin enjoyed it. Hell yeah, right, and that would be
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all the current comments anyway. Much love to everyone who comments, but especially
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Kristen, Colin and William for pitching in this week. Thank you so much
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for letting us know what you think and brightening our day with your beautiful compliments.
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Thank you so much. All right, let's get back to the show.
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Yeah, hey man, it's time for game two. Game two is
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going to be the cost is correct? Yes, I love this game.
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I got here three items that recently went up for either sale or auction on
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eBay dot com, and all I want you to do is bid as close
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as you can to the actual sale price of these items without going over,
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and whoever is closest between two of you will win that listing, and the
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player who wins two out of the three will win the game and earn two
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episode points. Because there's only two of you, we are going back to
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the form of bidding, the final bid bidding where you bid back and forth,
31:27
over and over, over and over until one of you gets close enough
31:32
or just over that will make me go final bids. So when I call
31:37
final bids, either the person was close or past it. Oh crap,
31:41
and it could be either or tell us, and I'm not going to tell
31:45
you. So you're going to have to decide whether you want to slightly overcut
31:49
that or leave it alone and stay where you are. That's fair. And
31:53
you can play a home everybody, Yes, everybody, play along at home
31:56
and see if you would win these items in instead of these two gentlemen.
32:00
But you should go after us because we don't know what your numbers are because
32:04
we can't hear you in the past. Yeah, that's fair, but you
32:06
can so given that I've been like mired waste deep in the world of Windows
32:15
ninety five and ninety eight games, that's exactly what I've got here, three
32:20
sealed oh Windows ninety eight games. Okay, how much I guess what they
32:24
sold for. Here's our first item. Our first itema forbids is a new
32:29
and sealed copy of Resonant Evil one, uncut and uncensored for Windows ninety five
32:37
PCs. And this listing can be yours if the cost is correct. The
32:42
bidding will start at one dollar and bidding is in dollars. Dollars. Excuse
32:45
me, I misspoke. The bidding is in dollars. The bidding will start
32:49
at one hundred dollars. Okay, that sounds bad, It makes more sense.
32:52
Yeah, I'm like a dollar. Wow, it's a low. I'd
32:55
buy it for a dollar. So I'd buy that for a dollar. So
33:00
you both tied. So I'm arbitrarily gonna make Augie go first. Yeah,
33:05
I'm an arbitrary So I think you're like a birdhouse. You're an unclassified cryptism,
33:10
classified crypto that well, people try, they but they fail. All
33:20
I can think of somebody coming up behind, like Jeff Irwin and ship like,
33:23
oh, krookey, let's see if we can see if he's male and
33:27
female and he's there trying to like lift up your tail and ship this fucked
33:30
up man. What you're supposed to tell the listeners about his tail? Oh?
33:37
My bad, Sorry, I was more hung up that he said,
33:43
Jeff Irwin. Anyways, Well it wasn't gonna be. It doesn't deserve that
33:52
for I'm trying shut up Steve for two seconds please, so I could say
33:58
this really interesting number of four one hundred and twenty nine four hundred and twenty
34:00
nine dollars, Stevie, i' is that high? I'm gonna you said the
34:06
building was at one hundred. Yes, sorry, certaining bid is at one
34:09
hundred. It's in dollars dollars bills. On your first bid you may undercut,
34:14
but after this you have to go higher than the highest bidder. I'm
34:16
gonna go to sixty nine, okay, Oggie back to you, Wow,
34:21
Okay, Then sixty six hundred and fifty dollars Stevie. I have to go
34:29
higher than him, right, yes you do? Six fifty no, skinning
34:32
seven, ten, seven, ten, Augie eight ninety ooh ooh Stevie is
34:40
still not calling quient no, and that's fucking crazy. Nine hundred, nine
34:50
hundred, Hoggie. Let's try to reach you and I couldn't. Ten forty
34:58
one thousand, forty dollars Stevie, Wow, ten sixty nine, ten sixty
35:02
nine, Augie eleven eleven, So eleven eleven, Stevie, what the fuck?
35:09
Yeah? I want to say? Thirteen ten, thirteen, ten,
35:15
Augie fifteen sixty fifteen sixty Stevie, what the fuck? Eighteen hundred All right?
35:22
Final, bitch, Jesus Christ Ogi you know you want to. It's
35:28
gonna be eighteen oh one, isn't it seventeen forty five? He undercuts,
35:32
it's seventeen forty five. Good, I'm good, and Stevie Freeze is at
35:36
eighteen hundred. The actual sale price of this auction off copy of Resident Evil
35:42
won new sealed two thousand and thirty dollars, which means Stevie wins the listing.
35:47
Yeah, dude, it's okay. I'll let you open it, Aaron,
35:52
when they deliver it, you can be the first one. I'm not
35:53
opening that, bitch. I'm putting it in a lot place somewhere far away.
35:58
How supposed to play it together? We'll download nice off the we own
36:05
it. We're allowed now. Oh yeah, that's not how works it should
36:09
be. We have a copy of that. Let's play the PlayStation version.
36:13
Oh that's true. Fuck it the GameCube remake? Oh yeah, both all
36:16
right at the same time. Our second ITEMP forbids is this set of four
36:24
classic Windows and Doss games, Quake, Heaxson, Tie Fighter, and Star
36:30
Trek. The Captain's Chair. Is that the fucking one that's all touched?
36:35
The one it's all one, big box? No, I don't think so
36:37
okay, can't be wrong. Uh. They are all for new and sealed.
36:43
Oh shit, and this listing can be yours if the cost is correct.
36:47
Once again, bidding starts in dollars uh, and the opening bid will
36:52
start at fifty dollars. It was a first quake, right, yes,
36:55
quake one hexson one tie fight. Oh yeah, before and trek the Captain's
37:00
chair. He was fun. Stevie won that bit, so I'm gonna make
37:06
you bid first. I'm gonnas say, what's this? Starting at fifty three
37:12
ten, three hundred and ten, yeah, Augie, I pay a nine
37:15
hundred wow final bits, Wow, wow, Wow, what the fuck?
37:23
I can go higher than me, but I don't have to go to him,
37:27
right, you don't have to go as high as him? Okay,
37:30
four sixty nine for sixty nine, I'll stay, Agie will stay. Okay.
37:37
The actual uh sale price of these four sealed games is five hundred and
37:44
fifteen dollars. Stevie wins again. I'd love to play. Stevie has won
37:50
two listings and he has won the game, in which means he's gonna get
37:53
two episodes. Oh yay. Now I do have a third item here and
38:00
we're gonna play it just because, but we'll see how you do. Uh
38:05
Stevie, I'll have you start bidding once again on this final item. On
38:08
our last item, I forbids. You might have guessed what it could be.
38:13
This is Doom, the shareware version in box. Oh god sealed?
38:19
What the listing goes to the one of you who bids closest to the actual
38:22
sale price without going over this did actually sell for this amount. It was
38:28
not an auction. Someone asked this amount and someone bought it. So,
38:32
uh Stevie, I'm gonna have you start opening. Bid is one hundred dollars
38:36
and biddings are in dollars. It's all the discs. That's just the first
38:43
disc right. It's the shareware version, which I assume is it's all the
38:47
chapters, but it's the ones in the box. Oh my god, m
38:54
six hundred and sixty six dollars, six hundred and sixty six. I was
39:00
going to say to you, shit, well, I'm going to do the
39:05
opposite. Nine hundred ninety nine dollars. Oh, we will go to thirteen
39:13
sixty nine. We'll go to sixteen sixty nine. Okay, final bits,
39:21
yeah, fifteen fifteen hundred, So you're coming out of low Augie. You
39:28
want to stick where you are? Yeah, all right. The actual sale
39:31
price of this sealed copy of Doom, the shareware version in box eighteen hundred
39:38
dollars, which means Augie would win that one. Ogie, I will trade
39:42
you all these other games with that one. Yeah, that's that's a good
39:47
deal. His are worth twenty five hundred, yours just worth eighteen hundred.
39:52
You might as well take it worth it. Yeah, I was genuinely surprised
39:55
that the Resident Evil copy was worth more than Doom. That crazy, I
40:00
get it. To be fair, there are people on eBay with putting it
40:05
up for five grand but no takers, which I'm like, I would be
40:12
genuinely surprised beyond belief as it is. Eighteen hundred is a lot. Yeah,
40:19
that's cool though, That's really cool. So at the end of this
40:22
game, Stevie has three episode points and Augie has one. It's gonna come
40:28
down to our last game, the Speed Run, the return of the Speed
40:31
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41:55
it, STEVIEE. God damn it, STEVEE. Oh good think it was
41:58
the monkey from a family guy Chriss closet and and I just pointed anyway,
42:10
sorry about that. Welcome back. It's time for Game three. Game three,
42:15
as I said, is going to be the speed run I have five
42:21
trickfire topics, and all the players have to do is figure out which one
42:23
I prefer based on the situation at hand. There are five of these,
42:28
so whichever player manages to get three of them first will win and earn three
42:31
episode points. And the way the scores are, that means whoever wins this
42:35
game wins the entire episode. So we're gonna start with Aggie because Aggie lost
42:42
the last game. So you have the choice, Lara Croft versus Claire Redfield.
42:50
Who would I rather have as a beta reader for my next novel?
42:54
Oh, Lara Croft Claire Hmmm. I probably say Claire would be the better
43:05
beta reader for your next novel because she has a lot of experience in reading,
43:10
a lot of context. Well, have you ever played a Resident Evil
43:16
game? I kind of in which don't recall just stopping to pick up a
43:21
novel and go, I don't know about this character development. Well, she
43:25
still thumbs through information and reads through texts and stuff like that to solve puzzles,
43:30
where Laura Croft, it's not a whole lot of reading in those tunbes.
43:36
I guess that's fair. Stevie Devil's Advocate, what do you think?
43:40
Do you agree or disagree. Someone who never played Resident Evil games only watch,
43:45
which is shocking. I watched her and play a lot except for that
43:50
one to play with the zombies into it right, yea, Even I've played
43:53
Resident plays Whisker play what you can play as Whiskers? I played Resident,
44:00
which one the mercenaries modes? Oh, he's usually a playable character. Get
44:04
me one of them, all right? Am? I am? I had
44:06
to go on steamla cool. I can see Ally's point. I can.
44:13
I probably would go with Laura Croft, just because I think she read books
44:16
a lot as a kid. I don't know too much about Claire Redfield doing
44:22
the reading. I know she like. They're both action ladies who can like
44:25
kick tons of ass, and they're both stupid, mad smart, especially clear
44:29
with the computer ship so that's the other thing. Though she's like good at
44:31
computers too and ship. So I don't know. It's your choice though,
44:36
not me, that's true. He is just he is just giving his opinion.
44:39
Possibly we're possibly trying to sway you away from that. I can see
44:44
the argument that Laura Croft is an archaeologist of sorts, but I feel that
44:50
at least in Claire's line of work, there's a lot more reading involved.
44:54
What is Claire's job. Does she have a job? I don't know?
44:59
Shoots on bees. So, uh, you are sticking to Claire and that
45:09
will get you the point because Claire is definitely probably the more well read of
45:17
the two, but not fiction. I would think Laura is more interested in
45:23
like real history, in history and archaeological stuff, you know, actual things.
45:30
I don't feel like she would give a lot of shit about novels about
45:35
fiction in any way. No, but yours is real. So I really
45:39
wrote it, but it's not at the events of the book did not happen.
45:43
Yeah, yeah, I heard it happened. I heard the voice.
45:46
I heard the voice. You did the voices, it happened voice. Never
45:52
mind, I'm not going to have this argument. So uh, just for
45:58
that reason, I went with Claire Redfield. There is an additional reason why
46:00
I chose Claire, but it's kind of a spoiler, so I'm gonna leave
46:05
it at that. That's right, Okay, So Claire is the correct answer,
46:07
which means Aggie, it's the point. So Stebee, you will have
46:12
the choice, awesome of the next two, and they are choices Mushroom Kingdom
46:16
versus the Green Hill Zone from Sonic, which would be a better place to
46:22
take a Sunday drive. Well, obviously there's no speed limits in the Green
46:29
Hill Zone, so that's kind of convenient, not wrong. And there's a
46:36
lot of loops which could be fun and or dangerous, however you're looking at
46:39
it, and I'm not to mention those spike traps. Whereas the Mushroom Kingdom,
46:46
like, I don't know, it seems pretty chill for the most part,
46:51
even in the three D world, Like you can move things around,
46:53
like you can avoid a lot of stuff Sony, like you'd have to go
46:57
on those loops, Like you can just go straight left to right. It's
47:00
a side scroller for like Marow, you don't have to go you know,
47:02
I'm going through Mushroom Kingdom, man, I think that's more chill, and
47:06
like who knows, Man, Maybe roll down the window, grab one while
47:09
you're driving by reals slow, take a bite and enjoy that drive to a
47:15
little bit, you know, like see some colors and ship, taste the
47:17
rainbows. You sick. They're not driving you. You are driving. Rooms
47:22
are alive. You saw the bit they got face. All mushrooms are alive.
47:28
I mean that's true. Yes, but these have faces and can talk.
47:30
They're sentient creatures. Not all of them can all right, that's fair.
47:37
The power ups, I guess they're they're not sentient, or maybe they
47:40
are. And Mario is even more horrific than they were. They were bowsers
47:49
shoved them in a bout. They were taking from the Mushroom Kingdom. They
47:51
were the people. Man, it's swimly green. How you please say something,
47:57
Sae, I think that's back. Yeah, no, I disagree.
48:05
I don't think it's Mushroom Kingdom, you don't know. I think it's Green
48:08
Hill Zone. And this is why, because a green Hills zone. Yeah,
48:13
there's loop de loops and ship like that, but it's one continuous path,
48:16
no interruptions left to right. Mushroom Kingdom. It's a platformer. There's
48:21
a lot of jumping. You have to do a lot of stopping. You
48:22
have to climb up stuff. You're more likely to fall off the edge of
48:28
something and fall into a pitfall in Mushroom Kingdom than you are in Green Hills.
48:34
H I didn't think too much about that. Also, there's the water
48:38
level, like can your car like turn into a submarine? And then there's
48:43
a level where they're when they're giants, when they're giant, how you're supposed
48:47
to do you still? Can you still run them over? Or do they
48:51
like croush your car? And I feel like I feel so much safer in
48:54
Mushroom Kingdom, even with the threats of Bowser and everybody attacking. Then it
49:00
in Sonic with freaking doctor Nutjob, and what if you end up on like
49:04
one of the airships. That'd be a fun race. Yeah, dude,
49:08
like Mario and like the Mushroom Kingdom are meant for racing. Yeah, they
49:13
even made racing games UPO would it Sunday drive in Greenhills? Okay, So
49:19
Stevie, are you sticking with your original answer? Yeah, if you're going
49:22
against me, I mean you're going against Mario Kurt all right, Well,
49:24
the fact of the matter is I also picked Mushroom Kingdom. You did not
49:29
for that reason, but yes, nice, I did. So that's a
49:31
point for Stevie. Note. I thought you're gonna say Sonic because they have
49:36
music. And here's here's the real, the real reason why I said no
49:39
to to Green Hill Zone. It would be hard to enjoy a Sunday drive
49:44
knowing that every machine I saw was powered by a trapped animal. That's true,
49:50
that would be, that would be it would be incredibly uncomfortable to take
49:53
that drive. I don't think I'd enjoy it very much. So it wasn't
49:55
even like the danger none. None of that was just like, I would
50:00
not enjoy this. I would not enjoy it. I'd be upset every time
50:02
I saw a machine, and I'd have to stop and break it into pieces
50:06
and let that creature free. I can't get in my drive finish because at
50:08
the start of ten feet, like every machine I saw, I'd be like,
50:12
motherfucker Smith, get my baseball bat out. Yeah. Bowser might be
50:16
blowing up toad villages and ubducting the princess. Yeah, but I mean at
50:21
least at least he's not protecting the animal's disturbatude, you know, just his
50:25
koopa. Unless unless the mushrooms really are sentient creatures, Mario is just chomping
50:32
down on that's horrifying. Uh Okay, that's the point to each of you.
50:39
You have control. As we go on to uh set number three at
50:44
Coo Auditory from Assassin's versus Agent forty seven from hit Man, who would I
50:51
be more interested in building a computer for that is themed after them. Oh,
51:00
let's say both of these gentlemen you know, approached me and said,
51:05
would you build me a computer? And I decided that if I did either
51:10
of them, I would theme the computer after them. Was like, when
51:15
you said you would you did either of them. But I but I only
51:17
have I only have time, money, and materials to do one. Oh
51:22
my god, who would I rather which? Which would I rather do?
51:27
This is actually a tough one. Now, I had to. I had
51:31
to come up with something to make it hard for me to choose. So
51:34
I it'd have to be The hit Man forty seven because then you can make
51:37
like a room Goldberg machine out of it and it kills somebody for him.
51:44
I like it. That's interesting. Yeah, I like it would be themed
51:49
after him, so it would be like all like Secret Agent E where you
51:54
can get information on his target from a what's her face? I don't.
52:00
I never played it, man, Diana. I played Assassin's screen, which
52:04
is weird. Why I'm not siding with that one. But I feel like
52:06
that's a little too on the nose. I think if you want to go
52:07
with something like actually like a little bit more interesting and more unique like theme
52:13
wise, it'd probably be like more Hitman, so it would be like a
52:16
Linux OS and hypersecure and like would have liquid cooling but allow for good processing
52:27
for like processing data and like getting files sent to and from places. Sure
52:31
cool, all right, slick spy design. What do you think? What's
52:35
your opinion? So I guess see why all you would go with the hit
52:37
Man route. I was thinking the same thing, because you can customize it
52:40
for obviously that security, because you already know a lot of web security,
52:45
network security and stuff, get ready, so you can do his files for
52:46
his targets and whatnot. But then I started thinking it would be more fun
52:52
to do it. I would go seal right, yeah, yeah, I
52:58
think you would. For one, if we're talking about the actual character,
53:00
he's the dude from the past. He's not the actual guy who's having the
53:02
memories. Yea, so this is a dude from the past. Like,
53:07
yo, I'm interested enough in a fucking computer comeing too, Like the Master
53:12
of Quiz Games at b fy t W Aaron Randolph like novel award winning like
53:19
writer and shit like won the award after the show. I would assume like
53:28
working on his would be pretty cool because not only one, you get to
53:30
blow him away with the technology and stuff that he's really never written this before,
53:35
but you're making it based on him and his actual profession going through and
53:39
doing this, and then you're showing him how you can categorize and make his
53:44
life even easier now because of this. So he's going to be blown away
53:46
by every single aspect of this. So I think, not only will you
53:52
get joy out of it because of that, so will he. And I
53:53
think that's just a great combination there. All right, Well, how you
54:00
heard both sides. Do you want to stick to your original answer or are
54:04
you? I think guy will because the CEO one sounds too much like it's
54:07
going to look like something like da Vinci made, But there's gonna be like
54:09
a button next to the power button that ejects a hidden blade that stabs you.
54:15
Yeah, to make sure he's the easy only one using it. Man,
54:17
I had the wrong power buttons, the one in the back, not
54:21
on the front. No, I think it's still I think you'd still go
54:23
with hit man. Okay, Well, in that case, the point goes
54:27
to Stevie because I picked at CEO auditory. Oh sorry, My reasoning was
54:32
it would be a more fun build, a more interesting build to do,
54:36
because hit Man's aesthetic is pretty much just all black and that's kind of boring.
54:42
Et CEO at least has got some whites and reds mixed in, and
54:45
I think that could be a cool like using the three colors black, white,
54:49
and red to make a really slick looking machine. I mean, yeah,
54:53
but that's blood. But no, that's awesome, but it would just
55:00
be a more like visually appealing machine to make. Also, I feel like
55:05
Etsie would be less likely to kill me after I'm done building it. So
55:08
and from that point of view, he's a rich he made me inside a
55:14
machine. So the point goes to Stevie. So Stevie's up two to zero.
55:20
Augie continues to maintain control as we go to our fourth set of items,
55:24
and just be really careful because if Stevie wins this one, he wins
55:28
the whole game. Oh crap, Oh, so what that happened? Here
55:30
are your two to choose from Angel from Buffy versus Snake from Metal Gear.
55:37
Who would I be more likely to have a heart to heart about my feelings
55:42
with. I was gonna be funny and say Snake, but now that I
55:45
have to try, I'm going to go with what is clearly your favorite and
55:50
say Angel, because yes, he is a Sola's vampire. At some point
55:54
he does regain his soul and can understand what you're going through because you're soulless.
56:01
Because because you understand because you're solless. Yeah, well it is cold.
56:08
That is cold, But I will remember that now, I'm Stevie.
56:12
What do you think Aaron will remember? Man? Like, I get it.
56:15
Angel's a brooding, depressed dude and he gets depression. But do you
56:19
want to peel around that too to feel better? I don't, And I
56:23
think solid Snake is the way to go, because not only it'll be fun
56:28
when you first bring up, hey Snake, I want to bring up my
56:31
feelings around you, He's like, well, I'm gonna make that little thing
56:35
in his exclamation point, but I think you would actually take on that mentor
56:39
role like you did in that later on game. So I think solid Snake.
56:45
All right, well, oggie, what do you think you Are you
56:49
going to stick to your original decision or are you going to switch? Remember
56:52
of course you have to get this right. Yeah, I'm keeping it by
56:55
original. You can go ahead and hide in your cardboard box cold blooded well
57:06
sadly, Snake and Otacon have a really rich pro relationship. Yeah, those
57:12
two do. Yeah, but I went with Angel anyway. Yeah. Honestly,
57:19
like, if I'm going to pick somebody who I would want to talk
57:23
about, like my real feelings and stuff like that, I'd want it to
57:27
be somebody like my dad. And of the two, Angel was closer to
57:30
my dad than Snake by a long shot. Snake will talk about feelings,
57:35
but it's it's usually the last thing he wants to talk about. And when
57:39
he does, he does have that like dad energy, Like he calms Otocon
57:43
down at the end of Melgear Solid, and he's he's really he's really respectful
57:47
of him and his feelings throughout like the entire series, but it's just not
57:52
a priority. He's just like if I fucking to this again, you know,
57:59
Angel is the full package, Like, you know, he'll save your
58:02
life and he'll talk to you about that, you know, that tough time
58:06
you're having at work. You know, if he considers you one of Ellie's
58:10
lost souls apparently right anyway, So yeah, I picked Angel, So it's
58:16
all tied up control switches over to Stevie. So Stevie, it's going to
58:22
be down to you. And this final speed run topic, Sarah Michelle Geller
58:28
versus Alison Hannigan, who would be more fun to design a game with?
58:37
Oh? Fuck, I didn't mean to lean hard into Buffy this episode,
58:45
but yeah, I notice I'm a fan of Buffy too, so I will
58:50
behind the MIC's here. A little tidbit is that I came up with the
58:52
speed run two hours ago. I was under the gun and I was literally
58:58
just like, Okay, who can I pull from that? I haven't pulled
59:00
before? Okay, So I this is hard because I think you would have
59:08
fun doing it with either like yes, designing the game, performing like whatever
59:15
it is, whether it's a board game or game show game. You know,
59:17
I think either one you'd have a good time with. Now, which
59:22
one I think would work the best and be most successful and you would have
59:28
a good time with? I? I can't say, Sarah Michelle Geller.
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I can't. I was going to originally, and I might can't now because
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I believe that uh what's or not? I can't think of her name now.
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El Nelson Hannigan. I believe she's hosted two other game shows before,
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and so I know I know one for a fact. I'm pretty sure it
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was two that she hosted, and I think she had a good time,
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good structure, and she did. Okay, I think that would be a
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good partnership with you and her goofy cuteness always helps. It always does,
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Sarah Michelle Geller, you're not saying she isn't goofy and cute, doesn't have
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that same draw. I think in that aspect that I think that is what
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works well with you. Like your character, with your comedy and stuff works
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really good with the goofball like. I think that would work very That's why
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I think that would work so well. I think that type of mesh works
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well. Okay, y well, Stevie, you can't say Sarah Michelle Geller,
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but I can Sarah Michelle Geller. I think she's the one that you'd
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want to make a game with because she can do all the cool action stuff,
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like the cool action mocap stuff. When you do a video game based
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on your novel thing. Oh shit, okay, well all he wins.
1:00:53
We've heard both of your opinions. It is decision times. Yes, what
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do you want to do? This? This is for the game. I'm
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sticking with my answers. You're sticking with Alison Hannigan. I'm sorry to hear
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that. No, that means the point goes to you, because you're absolutely
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right. I did make Alison Hannigan, and you have won this game,
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and you have won the episode six points to one. Congratulations sir you.
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Yeah. No, I would have fun with either of them one thousand percent.
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It would be so much fun to work with either of them on anything.
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But it's it's pretty much exactly as Stevie said, is I think my
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energy would mesh with Allison's better than it would with Sarah. Sarah and I
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would have a good time, for sure, but but there would be moments
1:01:46
where I'd bounce an idea offer and she'd just go what, Whereas I feel
1:01:52
like Alison would actually light up and and and yes and me, you know,
1:01:58
and like go along with it, like try and make it better and
1:02:00
like here's here's something on top of that that's even sillier. Not that Sarah
1:02:05
doesn't have a silly sense of humor. She absolutely does, right, and
1:02:08
like if I've learned anything from like watching her instagrams, like she's hilarious and
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an awful lot of fun to be around. So I would definitely enjoy that.
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So this is not a knock against Sarah, but Allison and My's energy
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and level of goofiness are just matched better. So I think we would We
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would absolutely kill it. Hell yeah. And so I would prefer to work
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just slightly only very prefer to work with Ellison Hannigan rather than Sarah Michelle Geller.
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So there you go. Stevie is our winner. Congratulations, sir,
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thank you, thank you. Feels good to be on top again. I
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was gonna say, do you know how long it's been since you've an episode,
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well, one with a teammate or one by myself, by herself,
1:02:52
it's been a bit. Yeah, it's a while, and it probably will
1:02:57
be another long stretch again. Yeah, we'll see. Fine, all right,
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