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EPISODE 69!!! (The Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  All right, Hammer and Hank, how are you? Doing
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  good, buddy. Doing good. Today is episode 69.
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  If I hit the button, are you ready? Welcome,
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  buddy. All right, let me press this button and
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  I'll point at you when it's time. You're listening
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  to The Hammer and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yeah. Uh. Uh. Yeah. Hammer and Hank,
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  legend on the airway spree. Autistic kingpin,
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  Cali's hard OG. Wild 949, he the voice they need.
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  Doghouse days, laying down the creed. Too legit
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  to quit, Hammer and Hank on fire. Mike and Hank.
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  What up Hammer and Hank? How are you? Extremely
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  good. Man, I'm a little hungover. I don't know
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  if you saw, I went to the Cubs game. Yeah. I
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  am feeling it right now. How are you feeling?
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  You feeling good? I'm feeling pretty good. Hanky,
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  what did you do this weekend? Masturbate a lot
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  to Britney Spears. Oh, you masturbated to Britney
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  Spears last night? Yep. Dreaming that I was at
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  one of her concerts in the first few rows. I'm
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  fascinated by this. So you're dreaming about
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  her jerking off to the thought of jerking off
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  in public to her? No. Just dancing in the house
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  at her concerts. Oh, you're masturbating. To
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  the thought of her at the concerts. To the thought
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  of me at my Britney Spears concert. Nice, dude.
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  Hammer and Hank, what is your radio memory of
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  the week? Hot 97 .7 San Jose. Way back in the...
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  Excuse me. I'm having a bad cough. Way back in
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  the early 1990s. Do you remember the original
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  Hot 97? I remember it very, very, very well.
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  That's good, dude. That's very awesome. Also,
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  the sales kit. Oh, they gave you a... It feels
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  like every radio station you went to, they all
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  had their sales kits. And also a t -shirt. Nice.
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  Any other radio memories, Hannah and Hank? Good
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  morning, sweet. All right. That was short and
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  sweet. If I hit the music for jokes, would you
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  be ready for jokes? Yes. Let me press it. Oh,
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  yeah. Woke up this morning, filled my coffee
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  cup. Should have known today I'd have some messed
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  up luck Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy on the show
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  Making jokes so bad I can't help but glow Hank
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  says why did the scarecrow get an award Cause
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  he was outstanding in his field oh lord Laughing
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  so hard I'm wheezing on the floor Ryan's cranking
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  tunes we gotta hear some more Let's do the jokes.
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  Why do I always check the price before ordering?
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  What? Because I need to know how much I'm going
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  to regret dinner. Next. Why do I hate getting
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  a haircut? Why? Because I never know what to
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  do with it with my face for 30 minutes. I get
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  it. Why do I say interesting? During conversations?
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  You do do that. Why? Because I stop listening
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  sounds disrespectful. Why do I always love drive
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  -thrus? Why? Because I can make terrible decisions
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  without leaving my car. I just... Why do I always
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  clean when I'm expecting company? Why? Because
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  these people don't need to know how I really
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  live. What I hate when someone says quick questions.
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  Why? Because it never has never been a quick
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  question. Why? Why do I always put something
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  important somewhere safe? Why? Because apparently
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  safety means never seeing it again. Why do I
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  hate pump game gasoline? Why? Because I'm paying
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  money just to continue going to places I don't
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  want to be. Why do I say I'll think about it?
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  Why? Because absolutely not sounds aggressive.
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  Nice. And finally, why do I keep checking the
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  delivery tracker? Why? Because watching a stranger
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  slowly approach my house is apparently entertainment
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  now. Oh, Hanky. Good job. Good job, Hank. Hey,
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  buddy. What do you think I'm playing right now
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  in the club? Music. How the hell is church going?
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  How the hell is my guy Jeebus? We just finished
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  studying the book of 1 and 2 Peter. How did that
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  go? Very good. Teach us people about the rapture
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  and the end of the world and how we all get to
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  heaven. Aren't we there already at the end of
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  the world? Wouldn't you say we're at the end
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  of the world already? We're not in the end of
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  the world yet. I learned Jesus came real soon,
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  a long, long time ago. Nice. Anything else going
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  on at church? Next Sunday, I think we'll start
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  to book the first John. Nice. Well, seems like
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  things are going well at church. Ah, hanky, hanky.
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  Thank you, buddy. Hanky, hanky, hanky. You remember
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  the song by Ray J, If I Had One Wish? Yep. Your
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  one wish is to go to Jingle Ball. Yes. Go on.
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  I emailed minutes about it on Friday. Did Jason
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  get back to you? Not yet, unfortunately. Well,
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  they're dealing with those comments, what he
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  made about BTS. There's a little more on their
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  plate. I would hit them up in the middle of October.
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  How much would it mean to you to go to Jingle
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  Ball? Jingle Bash. Hey, what? How much would
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  it mean to me if I went to Jingle Ball with a
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  buddy of mine? Nice. Ah, Hanky. I am so freaking
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  hungover right now. It's absolutely ridiculous,
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  dude. Ah, it's out of control. You know what
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  I think would wake me up? Yeah. Pop culture trivia.
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  If I hit the button, I'll point at you when I'm
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  ready, okay? Hey, buddy. All right. Let's get
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  this music going. What's the trivia? Top contemporary
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  hit record that is. Meet Me in This Control way
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  back in 1988. Madonna. Nope. Eric Carlin. Next.
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  Who has the top 10 hit record next time I fall
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  back in 1986? Fleetwood Mac. Nope. Here's to
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  Tara and Amy Kent. My mom likes Amy Grant. What
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  else? Who had the top 10 hit record, Baby Baby,
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  back in 1991? Oh, fuck. God damn it. Damn it.
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  I just recently started liking this song. Amy
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  Grant. Who is it? Amy Grant. I was thinking of
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  a different song. I was thinking of that freestyle
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  dance song, Baby Baby. Who had the top 10 hit
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  records? Yeah. We're playing Games of My Heart
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  back in 1997. Backstreet Boys. That's correct.
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  That was in 2000. Wow, that song's almost 30
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  years old. Wow, I thought it was 2000. Anything
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  else, Hank? Who had the top 10 hit record for
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  the entire year 1970? For the entire year 1973,
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  why me? ACDC. No, Chris Christopherson. Man,
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  I am going one for five. And that's it for the
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  music trivia for this week. What the hell is
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  going on with KCRH? I'll be on KCRH again tomorrow.
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  I'm having my back popped right now. You're okay,
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  buddy. I'll be on KCH 89 .9 FM in Hayward tomorrow
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  and Thursday from 11 a .m. to 1 p .m. Pacific
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  Standard Time. Why should people listen? Oh,
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  you're good. Why should people listen? Because
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  I play a lot of good music. And if you want to
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  listen to my show, it's available. It's available
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  online at kcrhradio .com. All right, Hammer and
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  Hank. Listener comment here. Hank, I love the
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  selection of music you play on KCRH. Keep up
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  the good work. Hammer and Hank, so that's somebody
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  that's good for you. If I hit the music, are
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  you ready for Buddy of the Week? Yes. All right,
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  one second. Yo. Yo. Tune in to the show. It's
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  Hammer and Hank. Autistic genius always keeping
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  it dank. Henry Oaks on the mic. Hop, ride, and
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  shotgun. Roll call for the buddies. We just having
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  some fun. Buddy of the week. We're going to get
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  the crown. Hank bringing smiles. Shut the haters
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  down. On the airwaves. We're breaking the code.
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  Streetwise. Hi, Hank. Who's your buddy of the
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  week? Alice. Hollywood. Graham. Big Joe, Ruthie,
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  Rachel. Nice. That's good. The entire doghouse
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  won each other while they were flying. Doghouse
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  won. Any other buddies? David, you got to the
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  Bay Area Radio Hall of Fame, and I'll be at the
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  event next Saturday. Oh, hell yeah. Any other
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  buddies? Yes, menace. Yeah, good old Jason. Anybody
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  else? That's it. Do you have a prick of the week?
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  The federal government. What is the government
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  doing? It's pissing you off. Raising gas prices,
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  escalating the war. They're a bunch of C -words.
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  They're see you next Tuesdays. They're a bunch
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  of pricks. They're a bunch of douchebags. Trump's
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  approval rate is down to 29%. He's a fat ass
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  and he's a failure. He's a failure, yep. Hanky,
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  is there anything else on your mind? Yes. What's
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  going on? I'm always dreaming about a tamed female
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  pop artist by Britney Spears, Olivia Rodrigo,
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  who's coming to the Bay Area in December. Oh
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  yeah, that hot piece of ass sociopath. How much
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  would it mean for you to go to Olivia Rodrigo's
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  concert? Extremely good. Yeah, it'd be a good
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  time, you know. Get the ladies topless and all
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  that. Anything else? You know what else I did?
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  What? I applied to see the National Anthem at
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  a Stockton Kings game. Good job. Where it is
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  season. Awesome, buddy. You're just doing everything
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  out there. I haven't heard from them yet. You
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  will. Is there anything else? Yes. What's going
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  on? My Chiefs won again. Hell yeah! Now that
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  they got Eric Biennium back, the offensive coordinator,
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  I think they're going to win the Super Bowl this
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  year. I think so, too. I think that. Anything
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  else? Yes. What? I watch a lot of match games
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  a lot. Oh, how does that go? With Gene Rayburn.
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  Nice. You enjoy watching it? It's on the Best
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  of TV channel. Nice. It sounds like a very interesting
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  time. Do you watch it with Smurfette? I watch
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  it by myself. Nice. Smurfette, lots and lots.
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  Watch a lot, a lot of TV. Nice. Hudson Rex and
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  also Food Network. Hanky. Anything else? That's
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  it. All right. I'm a little hungover, but we
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  still did the show. I refuse to reschedule on
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  you. I was going to fight through it in the club.
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  We turn on the music. Hanky, are there any final
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  thoughts or things you want to get off your chest
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  as we have the outro music playing? Good to each
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  other. And never give up on your dreams. And
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  I got to say what's up to all my buddies out
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  there. I love you very, very much. And I hope
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  to see you right back here next week. Peace in
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  your hood. Bye, Hank. Bye, buddy. Peace in your
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  hood. Love you. Love you. Oh, wow. And that is
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  that. Yeah. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Minecraft. We'll
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  be right back. Every beat they design Static
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  in the speakers where the laughter used to ride
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  Hank led the show with that beautiful pride Autism
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  didn't stop him, not amplified Hammer and Hank,
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  forever immortalized Farewell, Hammer and Hank,
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  gotta close up the show Legend in the booth where
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  the vibes used to flow Autism warrior, always
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  running the glow But all good things gotta let
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  the curtain go slow Radio gold never goes, he
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  a host with the sauce Henry Oaks and Ryan Hart,
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  lightning never lost Puzzle piece crown, man.
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  This dude was the boss. City missed the voice.
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  That's the ultimate cause. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
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