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Chris Franjola, Stalkers, Bieber, Taylor and Bears · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: This could be the start of something better. Heather MacDonald
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  Speaker 1: has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on the road,
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  Speaker 1: She talks Hollywood tales for real life.
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  Speaker 1: Listen in, listen up. Woo woo. Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 3: Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have your favorite,
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  Speaker 1: the blue-eyed, dashing, married father, funny man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Are you guys ready for a funny guy? It's Christopher Angiola.
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  Speaker 4: Yes!
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  Speaker 3: I'm back! It's been a while. I feel like it's
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  Speaker 3: been a while.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you were supposed to come last week.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: We had to push it back. It's not because we're
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  Speaker 1: having- Big star, Karen. We're not having any comedic marital problems. No, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: We're good.
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  Speaker 1: It was your daughter's spring break. You had shows.
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  Speaker 3: I took my daughter and my wife with me on
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  Speaker 3: the road, which is very rare.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: We went to Beverly, Massachusetts, and I was doing shows,
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  Speaker 3: and they came with me.
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  Speaker 1: I had a juicy scooper write me, say that she
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  Speaker 1: saw you in a lobby.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: And another one saw you, how hilarious you are. Not
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  Speaker 1: another one, many, many. Good, good, thank you. But that
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  Speaker 1: you were, it went on. I honestly don't know if
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  Speaker 1: I shared it because it was too much how good
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  Speaker 1: looking you were. It was a little bit too much
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  Speaker 1: how good looking you were. And I just felt it
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  Speaker 1: could be a little baby reindeer.
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  Speaker 3: It could be a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you do realize like he's completely married
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  Speaker 1: and he was. And the wife was gorgeous, too. She
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  Speaker 1: said Liz was gorgeous, too.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they saw us together. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: But it was just like he is hotter than anything.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, lady.
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  Speaker 3: And it's so not true. I mean, on a good
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  Speaker 3: day of six, you know what I mean? Like, especially
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  Speaker 3: in person. Like, there's a lot happening these days that
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  Speaker 3: I just, you know, my birthday is next week and
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  Speaker 3: it's a tough one. This next one coming up is
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  Speaker 3: a tough one.
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  Speaker 1: Is it the... No, no, no, not.
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  Speaker 3: There yet, but not far. You're talking 6-0? No, but
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  Speaker 3: it's not far from 6-0.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right. Well, who cares?
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  Speaker 3: I know. No, I don't care. I'm just saying that
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  Speaker 3: eventually that age is that age. You know, you can
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  Speaker 3: only do so much.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe how amazing I look every day.
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  Speaker 3: What's happening? Well, you're keeping it tight, as they say.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying every time. I'm just trying to have some fun.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of Baby Reindeer, we talked about this show before.
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  Speaker 1: In a nutshell, in case you haven't seen it, it's
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  Speaker 1: about a comedian who was– this really happened to him.
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  Speaker 1: And in his real life, he met this woman who
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  Speaker 1: then started stalking him. And he did two one-man shows.
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  Speaker 1: One was about this woman. And one was about this
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  Speaker 1: awful experience he had where a executor of a TV
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  Speaker 1: show that he loved took him on, pretended like he
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  Speaker 1: wanted him to possibly write for the show. They started
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  Speaker 1: doing drugs together, and then he sexually assaulted him. Right.
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  Speaker 1: And he has a breakdown on stage in real life,
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  Speaker 1: tells the whole story, then did two one-man shows about it.
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  Speaker 1: And then Netflix or whoever said, let's make this a
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  Speaker 1: short series and kind of tell the whole story. So
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  Speaker 1: it's based on true events, but it's not a documentary,
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  Speaker 1: and not every single thing is true.
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  Speaker 3: And he says that. He says that, of course, you
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  Speaker 3: have to change things legally.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: For whatever reason. Because they are supposed to. Here she is.
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  Speaker 3: She's a real person.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So this is the woman, the real woman. But she
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  Speaker 1: says there were things that happened. Right. Now she goes
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  Speaker 1: on Piers Morgan to say. Everyone, people found me as
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  Speaker 1: to be the woman that, you know, allegedly stalked him.
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  Speaker 1: And there were a couple things. I met him at
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  Speaker 1: this bar. I did write him a few times. He
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  Speaker 1: came on to me, but I'm not interested in little
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  Speaker 1: boys with no job.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Baby reindeer. And I'm not doing a bad Scottish accent,
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  Speaker 1: but she's Scottish. And, you know, but. One of the
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  Speaker 1: things in the series is that they show her being
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  Speaker 1: convicted of stalking him and she gets nine months. Now
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  Speaker 1: she says, no, that never happened. And I went and
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  Speaker 1: did the research and there is no ruling that that
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  Speaker 1: ever happened. So what I think really happened is I
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  Speaker 1: believe that she totally stalked him. And we'll get into
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  Speaker 1: what she says on his show, which is amazing, which
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  Speaker 1: says on Pierce. I believe she totally stalked him. I
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  Speaker 1: believe she sent all the emails. I believe all those
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  Speaker 1: things happened. But I think like most things, once they
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  Speaker 1: started to investigate her for stalking, that was enough. She
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  Speaker 1: backed off and there was no conviction. But they added
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  Speaker 1: the conviction, I think, for dramatic effect.
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  Speaker 3: But also from what I remember watching the show, I
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  Speaker 3: watched it a few weeks ago. He uncovered other incidents
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  Speaker 3: where she was arrested and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Found in the paper that she. She had done other things.
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  Speaker 3: That's why he started to get concerned about her.
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  Speaker 1: And those things did happen.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's easy to look it up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And she, when talked about that with Pierce Morgan, she
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  Speaker 1: was running for office and she went after these people
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  Speaker 1: saying that they mistreated their own three-year-old child and stalked
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  Speaker 1: him that way. But again, you know how hard these
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  Speaker 1: things are to convict in America, stalking. And most of
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  Speaker 1: the times, cops and things, they just were like, can't
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  Speaker 1: you change your number? Well, that's kind of what the.
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  Speaker 3: Cop in Baby Reindeer says. He's like, you know, when
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  Speaker 3: a guy finally goes to say something about it, they
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  Speaker 3: don't really kind of believe him. Right. Anyway, it's all,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like she came off on Piers Morgan as advertised.
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  Speaker 3: You know, it's exactly who you thought it was going
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  Speaker 3: to be.
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  Speaker 1: Well, first of all, before we saw her, I read
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  Speaker 1: that she was annoyed that the woman that they hired
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  Speaker 1: to play her was much heavier than she.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm like, they could not have cast a better person.
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  Speaker 1: Who cares about if maybe she's a couple sizes bigger
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  Speaker 1: or smaller than the real woman? I mean, she looks
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  Speaker 1: like her. She acts like her. I mean, this woman
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  Speaker 1: should win an Emmy, the woman that played her.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, the woman who played her is great.
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  Speaker 1: But then I'm like, the comments are amazing. Last I checked,
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  Speaker 1: I watched it yesterday on Piers Morgan's YouTube. It was
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  Speaker 1: at over 9 million views and like 44,000 comments. And
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  Speaker 1: the comments are amazing because she's like, well, the actress
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  Speaker 1: is quite a bit younger than I am. She's 40
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  Speaker 1: years old. And he goes, how old are you? And
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  Speaker 1: she goes, I'm 58. I'm one year younger than you, Piers.
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  Speaker 1: And everyone's like, get ready, Piers. You're the new person.
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  Speaker 1: She's going to start stalking. How does she know if
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  Speaker 1: she doesn't? And then she said, I didn't watch it.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Which, of course, she did.
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  Speaker 4: Of course.
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  Speaker 1: She knows about the resume of the actress that played her.
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  Speaker 1: She knows everything about Piers.
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  Speaker 3: And then she was upset that the actress wasn't Scottish.
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  Speaker 3: And Piers Morgan's like, well, she's an actress.
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  Speaker 1: She's playing a role. And then he's like, what about
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  Speaker 1: these emails, you know, 41? 41,000 emails. I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't write that many emails. I mean, maybe I sent one.
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  Speaker 1: And these were the lies that she really got into.
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  Speaker 1: It was, I have, I always have four to six
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  Speaker 1: phones and some are broken. Yeah. Well, who keeps broken?
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, if your iPhone is broken and you've
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  Speaker 1: kept it, I think there's something wrong. Just like a
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  Speaker 1: cracked screen that you keep for too long. There's something weird.
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  Speaker 4: Sure.
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  Speaker 1: And then there is a scene where he opens a
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  Speaker 1: drawer and he sees a bunch of phones when he
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  Speaker 1: does go to her house the one time. So and
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  Speaker 1: then she's like, well, I like to have different phones for,
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  Speaker 1: you know, different people in my life. One phone is
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  Speaker 1: just a phone for friends. One is the one that
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  Speaker 1: I do my emails from, you know, to pay my utilities.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's so she's clearly loves to stalk. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: when I watch this, I'm like, this is. The trolls.
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  Speaker 1: This is the trolls. This is the weird people that
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  Speaker 1: we've come across in our career.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And it's this woman.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like, she is a prototype.
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  Speaker 3: So you watched Baby Reindeer?
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  Speaker 1: I watched the whole Baby Reindeer.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, and you liked it?
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  Speaker 1: I have to tell you, towards the end, it felt
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  Speaker 1: like work to finish watching it.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's dark.
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  Speaker 1: It's dark, and I just was like, okay, let me
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  Speaker 1: just get to the end because I've talked about it.
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  Speaker 1: I need to get to it.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And....
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  Speaker 1: You know, and then, like, people were talking about that
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  Speaker 1: the real woman was found and all this other stuff.
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  Speaker 3: But now can we find the guy, the other guy?
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  Speaker 3: I feel I'd rather hear that guy's story.
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  Speaker 1: The writer that took advantage.
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  Speaker 3: The producer or whatever, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Allegedly... Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Sexually assaulted him and all that. Because those scenes were
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  Speaker 3: just wild.
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  Speaker 1: And, well, apparently the internet found some guy that they
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  Speaker 1: thought was him and it was proven not to be him.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So in hearing that, I tried to have an open
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  Speaker 1: mind with the Pierce thing. Yeah. Because there was this
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  Speaker 1: little part of me that was like, okay. I definitely
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  Speaker 1: think this happened to him. I definitely think he had
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  Speaker 1: an experience with an entertainment person that completely, where I
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  Speaker 1: believe the assault happened.
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  Speaker 3: Which wouldn't be, I mean, I think we've all kind
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  Speaker 3: of had things.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're so excited to believe it. You're so excited
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  Speaker 1: to believe that somebody thinks that you could, that someone
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  Speaker 1: could actually hire. you to do it. Cause he's, when
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  Speaker 1: this is happening, it happened like it happened a long
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  Speaker 1: time ago, apparently like, maybe 15 years ago, or I
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  Speaker 1: don't know when he told the story, but like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, really know when this happened. I've heard like 2017,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't know if that's when his video went viral.
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  Speaker 1: Cause I looked up the video.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So they show a scene where he has a breakdown
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  Speaker 1: on stage where he tells the story.
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  Speaker 3: Of the assault, his one man show.
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  Speaker 1: Well, then it became a one-man show, but supposedly he
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  Speaker 1: was just doing his comedy act.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they have that video of that actual breakdown on stage?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and that's when it becomes viral, and then he
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  Speaker 1: makes something of it. That's when he starts to get
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  Speaker 1: all this attention and then decides to do a one-man show. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then this comes of it. So there was this
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  Speaker 1: little part of me that was like, okay, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know of him as a stand-up before. Maybe he kills
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  Speaker 1: it in Europe.
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  Speaker 3: No, well, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's just be honest.
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  Speaker 3: He's kind of a bad comedian, right?
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: But it's a different style. I know they have a
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  Speaker 3: different style over there.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but wait. Let's just be honest here. Yes. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that he was ever really that funny.
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  Speaker 3: No, I know.
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  Speaker 1: So then this moment, his one viral moment, it's like
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  Speaker 1: my one viral moment was fainting on fucking stage and
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  Speaker 1: cracking my head.
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  Speaker 3: I can't wait for the Netflix show about that.
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  Speaker 1: I am ready, Netflix. I am ready to tell you everything.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right.
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  Speaker 1: But it's kind of like, You know, he took that
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  Speaker 1: moment as he should, and he was so raw and
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  Speaker 1: honest and talked about it. And you see stuff in
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  Speaker 1: the series that no one has ever spoken about in
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  Speaker 1: a way. So I thought it was beautifully done. I
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  Speaker 1: thought the series was beautifully well acted, written, directed, everything. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But if we're talking about him as a comic, and
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  Speaker 1: then he, you know, there was a moment as I
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  Speaker 1: was starting to listen to the Pierce Morgan thing. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, wait a minute. Maybe this really wasn't. What
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  Speaker 1: he said it was.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he did have a weird stalker. He tried to
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  Speaker 1: go to the police. They didn't do anything about it.
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  Speaker 1: And then eventually she did back off. But it still
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  Speaker 1: was very traumatic. And the two together is really juicy
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  Speaker 1: and interesting. And that's his story. But, no, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I do think the amount of her– the things that
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  Speaker 1: she did I do believe to be true. I do
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  Speaker 1: believe the emails and the voicemails because– Because then when
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  Speaker 1: she's like, I don't know about the voicemails. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: he could have taped me when I was at the bar.
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  Speaker 3: Really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like recording. And I mean, and this is like before AI.
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  Speaker 1: There's no way. Like you left the voicemails, weirdo. You did.
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  Speaker 3: It's all, I believe everything the guy says about her,
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  Speaker 3: at least. I mean, and then of course, like these days,
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  Speaker 3: it's interesting because Hasan Minhaj got in trouble a few
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  Speaker 3: months ago for some of the things he says in
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  Speaker 3: his act are not exactly- I was like, well, of
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  Speaker 3: course not. Like, yeah, I mean, eventually you've got to
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  Speaker 3: tell a story.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Like, I'm okay if the guy had to embellish some
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  Speaker 3: things in order to make it more watchable.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Because the shit's just not watchable unless you make it up.
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  Speaker 1: And I think, like, the conviction, because obviously this— this
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  Speaker 1: woman was not convicted. She did not do nine months
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  Speaker 1: in jail. So, but I can see why when writing
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  Speaker 1: the series, you're like, well, we have to have a
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  Speaker 1: little bit of finality and she did stop bothering you.
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  Speaker 1: So let's just say that she did finally have some
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  Speaker 1: remorse or whatever. They don't have to explain why they
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  Speaker 1: wrote it the way they wrote it. Right.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: It's like, it's exactly what you're saying. I mean, it's,
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  Speaker 1: and same with, with standup too, you know, it's not,
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  Speaker 1: unless it's a documentary and you're, they're really documenting the,
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  Speaker 1: stuff from a crime, like a true crime thing, then
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  Speaker 1: there can be embellishment. There can be, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Now, is the guy, Richard Gad, is he gonna have
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  Speaker 3: a career now? Is this guy gonna go on to
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  Speaker 3: be like sellout theaters with his standup? Because I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if he's good. From what I watched on Baby Brandon,
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, this is like a bad comedian. And
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  Speaker 3: once again, I know it's a different style over there.
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  Speaker 3: They go for like quirkier stuff. But I mean, come on.
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  Speaker 1: And then you kind of wonder, like, okay, so you
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  Speaker 1: had your one horrible, horrible story. And you did by
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  Speaker 1: far the most with it that anybody has done. You
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  Speaker 1: have a huge international hit. Huge. Yeah, what's your next
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  Speaker 1: horrible story that you have to tell?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, who knows?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Unless the process of writing it, he could
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  Speaker 1: go and EP other things. Right. And help, like, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I think I would try to do if I
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  Speaker 1: was him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be like, okay, let me go explore other really
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  Speaker 1: amazing true stories that we can make short miniseries out
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  Speaker 1: of that don't have to be funny or dark, but
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  Speaker 1: just like an amazing true life story and see it
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  Speaker 1: acted out and all that. But, you know, he said, oh,
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  Speaker 1: don't try to find her and this or that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if Netflix is interested. Yes. But here goes.
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  Speaker 3: When I first came to Hollywood, I got an agent.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Clarence. I'm going to say his name because I think
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  Speaker 3: he's dead. Clarence P.
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  Speaker 1: Cheatham.
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: That was not a joke. That was his last name, Cheatham.
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: And he had an office in a garage behind someone's house.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: It wasn't even his house. So I had to walk
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: into someone's backyard, pass children's toys and dog shit. And
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: it was a garage, like transmissions and lawnmowers, and then
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: his desk. And he was like, oh, you're it. That
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: look is what we're looking for right now. You know, whatever.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: I think you were the look just then.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: I know. Do you know that I was actually never
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: the look?
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I personally was never the look.
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: In my 20s, it was.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: Janine Garofalo and Sarah Silverman. That's true. It was grungy.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: It was that kind of cool girl boot. It was
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: not fresh out of the sorority in 1992 look. That
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: was not.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: But who's like stars? Like those girls were kind of
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: supporting actresses. Who at that time was the stars? Was
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: it Demi Moore?
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, it was like a Jennifer Aniston type for
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: the sitcom stuff.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah. But.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: For the stand-up, it's like I never... Oh, for the stand-up.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I never, like, fit what was in. The car is beautiful.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Where did you end up going for it? This exclusive
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: place that Dad has connections with. They have more cars
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: for more dealerships than, like, anywhere else. You have to
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: put me in touch. What's it called? It's Dune ADL.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: Where?
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Dune ADL. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I got it on Dune Deal Cars.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Lyft?
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Lyft?
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: Please.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: No.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Done deal cars.
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: filed against me.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: I need a home dad.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: those hard moments that they go through.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: It's about what happens next.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: every day was. You're worth the work.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: But wait, get back to your true life story for
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Netflix because we're going to have this happen.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Because you've had a few that you've shared on this story.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I don't know if I shared this one.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: That are like, you know, one inch from anal penetration.
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: You're one inch. If I was doing whatever, like I
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: was doing drugs, so he passed out. I wasn't doing
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: any drugs. But if I was, I would have been
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: anally penetrated countless times.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Because you had that.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: In shitty apartments.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: You had the pool modeling with the kimono.
• 18:21
  Speaker 3: I was modeling at a pool.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Around kimono.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: For many different.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: I modeled.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: A catalog. Mail order.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: My inch from penetration stories were trying to get in
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: a small film at a guy who was living at
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: his grandmother's house.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: And I drove all the way to Pomona twice at
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: a callback. And he told me I had to do
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: more squats. He said, wear a bathing suit.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's not bad advice.
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: And I didn't love my stomach at the time, so
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: I wore a one-piece.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: And he goes, you look really good from the front,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: but have you thought about doing squats?
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, can you imagine? And then I got out.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I said goodbye to the grandmother.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, I completely see the house. Like, I see
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: it was like a lazy boy, but in like a
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: brown pattern, like a cloth lazy boy.
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Orange carpet i'm not kidding and then i went to
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: the back room and he's like so the wood for
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: the callback i did a wait you got a callback
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: i got a callback so the callback was coming the
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: it come in the one piece bathing suit yeah he
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: probably said a bikini but i just did a one
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: piece like yeah it's so weird my stomach was so
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: flat and fabulous but i was like i'm it's not
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: good enough for a one piece now we're two pieces
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: all the time i could give a shit but anyway
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: you What is that expression? Beauty is wasted on the
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: youth or something? Yeah, like you don't know how hot
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: you are when you're whatever. So I wear my friend's
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: one piece. She lent it to me. It was ice
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: blue and it was very high cut. so from the
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: front banging from the back pancake okay yeah so and
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: this is when asses weren't even in no one even
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: talked about an ass no one even knew they existed
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: okay nobody.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Turned around no Now everybody's got to turn around in
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: the bed.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, God, it's all about it.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: It's a shaking it. Yeah, you got to have it
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: out there. You got to eat it. Everybody's eating out
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: of it. It's like a cereal bowl now. Oh, man,
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: it's wild.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I never knew it was a problem because guess what?
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: I don't look at myself from behind. You can't.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: It's impossible.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: I know, so what do I care? I would always
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: get all ready and I'm like.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Fucking, you look great, girl. You know what you have?
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: Your children are grown. at this time, and that's good.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: I have a four-year-old who will point out audibly and
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: loud every flaw you have and the ones that you
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: really feel bad about. They'll be like, why does it
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: look like that? I'm like, oh my God, don't say
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: that out loud.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: About yourself.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: About me, yeah. And my wife, both of us. We're
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: all like, thanks a lot. Like, shit. So anyway.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: She's Joan Rivers. Yeah, she's like Joan Rivers.
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: She doesn't care.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: She's like a little Joan Rivers.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: She's like, you look fat. Walking around.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: You're big as a house. So, okay. So with that,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, I did a monologue from Harry Met Sally.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: When when when Sally talks about the breakup and she says,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: I saw I didn't think I wanted kids. And then
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I saw family and the guy had the daughter on
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: the shoulders and I'm crying and I do the whole thing.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: And looking back on that, do you think you're good
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: at that monologue? Looking back at it as cringy, do
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: you think?
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: No, I think I was pretty good at it. I mean,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I took acting classes. I think I'm a decent actress.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: I really do. Right. Okay. So even though I didn't
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: really get very far in it, per se, but I
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: booked stuff once at a Blue Moon. Anyway, so he
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: was like, wow, nobody else that I've whacked off to
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: bothered to do a monologue. And he goes, so I
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: think your acting is there. Right. But your ass is not. Oh,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: my God. And I'm like, I don't even know what
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: this stupid thing was.
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: And what did this guy look like? Like, that's always funny.
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Because they're never.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Younger than me. Yeah. Because I was maybe around my age. Yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: So I think I'm like 24. Younger than I am.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: And just pasty. Yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: So he probably wasn't doing squats either. I mean, you
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? But quick to judge.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Anyway. I definitely think I have a Netflix story in me.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Anyone who came up in our era, like I feel
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: like this story, that story rang so true to me.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: The one with the producer. I was like, oh, that's
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: happened not as graphic as his got, but it happened
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: to all of us along the way.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: And the story of a weird stalker person that you
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: think is your friend.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: And, but it didn't, I mean, it didn't go to
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: that far, but I mean, I've had incidents happen where
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: then when I really have had to. like go the
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: next legal step or whatever or really cut someone off,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: then they do say the same thing that she says
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: about me. Heather was jealous of me. Heather was obsessed
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: with me. And they create this whole other story in
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: their head. Right. And they like that you've talked about them.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Like she– loves that this happened. I think she loves
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: that this happened.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: You could tell on Piers Morgan she was.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Happy to be there. I wouldn't be surprised if she
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: starts to do any podcast. Listen, reach out to her
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: because I bet, especially if you're in England or wherever
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: she lives, London, then I wouldn't be surprised if she
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: did every podcaster that asks at this point.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, I completely agree.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: But you just have to reach out to her and say,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: I totally believe you.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I don't think Pierce did a good job. I think
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: he's lying.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'll go so far as to say, and
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: this is half a joke, but not really. I mean,
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: this will be end up on Dancing with the Stars
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: in a couple of months. A couple of shots of
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Ozempic and this girl is going to be competing for
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: the golden whatever the fuck, you know.
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think it'll be Dancing with the Stars.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: But why not?
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know they're calling.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, I don't think that show. But I think a, like,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: big brother... knockoff that takes place in Europe, yes, I
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: think they'd have her. Like one of those, like, like,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: you know, like the same people that would hire Omarosa
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: are going to hire her because you're like.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like one of those houses where they have everybody. Yeah.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: And because she really wasn't convicted of anything, I think
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: that they can have her.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: But, I mean, be nervous about what happens after. You know,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: you may not want to give her your email or
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: cell phone. I would definitely not do that. Yeah.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: But.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's going to be more that's going
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: to come from her for sure. Yeah, but I do
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: think there's also something interesting about, you know, the stand-up
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: thing because I'm like, she didn't even, it was like,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: it wasn't like she saw him do stand-up. That's the
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: other kind of sad part about his story. It's not
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: like she saw him do stand-up and then became obsessed
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: with his stand-up because I know there's been a handful
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: of stand-ups that I have worked with at all kind of,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: different levels that have said, I have a stalker. I
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: have to make sure that they can't come. I mean,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: it's a real, it's a real thing. Just like, it's like,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: you know, when you talked about how they, I've said
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: this before. So here again, when this becomes a show,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: what will I get out of it? Nothing except that
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: the five juicy scoopers will remember that I said it.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: We have to do a remake of Misery with podcasting.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Because somebody that's just like, I've been listening to you
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: every day for five days a week for 10 years,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: or in my case, two days a week, three with Patreon.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: And I say, I'm done. Like, I'm done.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: I've.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: I just want to enjoy my life, and I'm just
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: done podcasting.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, like if and when you get to that point.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, there's so many other shows that I
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: so enjoy you, and I might do stand-up again, but, like,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I'm done with the podcast. You can come see me, whatever,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: in Vegas. I'm just done with this rigmarole. And then
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: they– it has to be a female that has convinced
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: herself that we really are best friends. And it's the
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: nicest thing that people say to me is when a
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: juiced skipper is like, I feel like we're best friends.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, but we are. I mean, so my
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: audience is so much like me. We like all the
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: same shit. That's what works. But this one has a
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: mental illness and she kidnaps me. And she sets it
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: up and she gets me a pink chair. And I'm
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: literally like chained to a desk. But I have to
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: do it. And then she's like, look, look all the
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: topics I got you. I got you all these topics, Heather.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: And then I have to go, hello! But I don't
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: post it. She won't let me post it because then
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I could get found. Or maybe she does post it
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: and I try to do like, you know, I have
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: to say I've left Peter and I'm in this cabin
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: and I'm just podcasting from wherever. I don't know.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: I like the idea. I'd watch that.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: And I'm trying and then, you know, I'm trying to
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: get out to the world that like I'm not doing it.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: And then she's, and then, oh, and then this is
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: how I save myself. And I go, don't you remember
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: how fun it was when I used to have Chris
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Frenchel on? Oh, yeah, I loved Chris Frenchel. And then
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: you also get a part in the movie.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Do I have to be in it? Let someone play me.
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: You want to play yourself? Oh, really? Do you have
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: to be in the Netflix series? Don't you have to
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: get up early? I feel like you've got to get
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: up early.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Well, in the movie.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Go on. I'll play myself. Here I come.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I convince her that, you know, won't it be fun? Yeah,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: we do. And we'll do Juicy Scoop history. We'll do
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: old stuff from like 10 years ago, like when the
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: show first started. And so then that's how I'm going
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: to be like, this is how you're going to save me.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: You know, whatever. And then you either save me or
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: you actually don't give a shit. You just leave after
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: the set.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: No, better yet, you get saved. And then it ends
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: with her locking me into the chair.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: Sequel.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: We're all having. I don't like Heather anymore.
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Do cover to cover.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: And then they have.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Here's a newspaper.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: You know, when James Caan went in Misery, she had
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: to break James Caan's ankles. Right. Remember that horrific scene
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: with the sledgehammer?
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Well, for mine, it would be.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Your ankles. You could use one of those hammers from
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Don't Break the Ice. Little plastic. Snap, snap. Like toothpaste.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: She was like, well, they cracked easily.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Oh, man. But anyway, let me go. Let me just
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: quick finish.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: So I'm in a garage.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: In the valley.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Back to the series. Listen up. And anyway, the guy
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: goes into his, because when I watch Babe Brenda, I'm like, oh,
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: my God, that's a very similar story.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: So he goes into another room. They just had paneling,
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: roping off a room in the garage.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: And he said, I'm going to fax. I gave him
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: a headshot. Back in those days where you stapled a
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: headshot and a resume. And I gave him that. And
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: he goes, oh, yes. I'm going to fax these over
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: to the studios right now. And he went into behind
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: this piece of paneling as if that was the fax room.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: And as if the studios were like, the fax. And
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: my face would go, wait a minute. Have you guys
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: cast Top Gun yet? I got the guy. Like they
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: were popping up waiting. Anyway, so he's like, I'm faxing.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: you to the studios right now. Paramount, Universal, whoever.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: He knows all the studio heads.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: He knows all the studios. And then I was like, cool.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: And as he's in there, I'm sitting there waiting. And
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: he goes, don't jerk off out there. And I was like, oh, what?
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: But now I know.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: That was the fishing.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: That meant go ahead and jerk off out there. Like, oh,
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: I was thinking about doing it. Now everybody's having a
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: good time. So that basically could have ended up the
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: same way.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: There's all different ways that people fish.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: That was a fish back then.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I call it fishing. And so I was with my
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: sister and she was telling me how this woman is
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: wonderful and had three kids and they're like friendly. And
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: she goes, but the husband cheated on her. He was awful.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: And I go, oh, were they a fun couple? Did
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: you enjoy them prior to him betraying her? And she goes, yeah, actually,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: it was really fun.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: I go, why?
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Because he was flirting with you? She goes. Yeah. Now
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: that I think about it, she didn't really realize like he,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: she kind of liked when he was around because he
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: gave her a lot of attention and he was, and
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I go, he, I think he was fishing and she's like,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, you're right. You know, like guys that
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: have affairs or get with other women at the school.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: It's like, you're not the only one that they've said, Hey,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: where's your favorite Starbucks? Where do you go for Starbucks?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: And then the next day they're at that Starbucks every day.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: And then you start having conversations and then they start
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: fishing and then the texts start and then the, then the,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Then a dick shows up and then a nudes. And
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: then now you're having an emotional affair. Now you're fucking him.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Then you don't know how to get out of it.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: And then you have your gardener murder him. And now
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: you're in prison and we're watching you on Dateline. That's
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: how quickly it can happen. Quick, quick, quick.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Written two pretty good shows already. We're 15 minutes in here.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Fishing.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: We're rocking and rolling.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: So, yes, I feel that can absolutely happen.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: We used to have an uncle. My Uncle Matt used
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: to always come over at Christmas time, and he would
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: always tell my mother, oh, my God, you look 22.
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: And then one day he would say to my mom,
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: you look 22. Like, I can't believe how good you.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Look to my mom. My dad's brother. Okay.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: He would say, you look great. You look great. And
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: then one day he just stopped saying it. And my
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: mother was just like. One day she was like, oh,
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Matt's coming over again. And I was like, we all
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: love Matt. She didn't say he looked 22 anymore. Well,
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, well, now you're 65. Like, it's a
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: bit of a stretch, you know? So, yeah, once he
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: stops and my mom was, she liked it hearing that
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: you're 22.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God, you know what? We had, okay, so
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: my dad's brother was eight years older than he. And
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: so his son, my dad's nephew, was older. in the
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Marines and like came to visit from San Diego for
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: like a weekend. Right. And I mean, there's a picture
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: of him in our album. I mean, he was fucking gorgeous. Okay.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: And so, um, and he was so charming with my mom.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: And even my sister wrote a letter, like I would
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: call him Bob Marine. Okay. Because there were two Marines,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Mike Marine and Bob Marine. They were, um, from two, yeah,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: they were both, wait, were they both Marines? Yeah, they
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: were both Marines, okay? They're brothers.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: And, but even at four, I knew that Bob Marine
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: was more my type than Mike Marine.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay, good.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Mike Marine was more blonde and Bob Marine was more brunette. Like,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I knew I was straight at four.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And you liked a darker type.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: And I liked, like, a manly chest.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, is that right?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And so we were all like, oh, Bob Marine's
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: coming back. And, you know, Bob Marine would throw us
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: in the pool and I remember going, he throws me
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: even higher than my own dad. Well, of course, he
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: was like 18 or 20, and my dad was like 48.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: But I was just like, this guy. And my mom
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: would be like, oh, Bob Marine, he just talks to
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: you like you're the only one in the room. And
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: the same thing, kind of like just flirty. But yeah,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter where it's coming from. Women just want
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: to compliment.
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: And when it stops, it's shocking.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, boy. Yeah, what a charmer.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: Okay. I think every family has them. We all have
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: the charmer.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: The charmer, yeah. Yeah.
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: But I'll say this. Baby Rain is very good. So
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: definitely worth watching. I don't know if everyone seems to
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: have watched it at this point, but it's fun. I mean,
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: it is good because it's a lot, though. I think
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: people need to be warned.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: One of my things was so, you know, I was
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: like now. Now he then comes out in the show
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: and in real life where he's like, I'm bisexual. Right.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: You know, after the assault, he's like, I don't know
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: if all of a sudden that brought up. These attractions
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: to the same sex, were they always there? Is it
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: because of that? Which I thought was a really interesting
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: conversation that no one's really been brave enough to talk
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: about on TV.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: And, but then, but then he goes and he has
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: a relationship with a trans woman.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, now, is that true? Well. Like, did
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: that happen or did they add that in just as
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: like another interesting element that, that we haven't seen in
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: a TV show really before.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: I also found that Transwoman would be a very good actress. Yeah. Yeah.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She was good. Everyone was good.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Even like the assholes at the bar and stuff were
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: like perfect.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was good.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But anyway, so this is one of the comments
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: in YouTube was, asked about her education. She says she
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: has a photographic memory. And then he's like, what kind
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: of grades did you get? Well, I don't remember what
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: kind of grades I got.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: But, you know, top of my class. Yeah.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: So was she a lawyer or not? I feel like
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: this is all easily Google-able.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: I think she went to law school. I think she
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: was a lawyer but probably doesn't practice. And she's always
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: talking about, oh, I've got friends and this and that.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like, she does not have friends. That's why I'm like,
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: she doesn't have a boyfriend and she doesn't have friends.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: And she's acting like she does.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: I feel like that is the one occupation weird people
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: like this always say. Like, is the lawyer. For whatever reason,
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: I know quite a few people go, I'm a lawyer
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: or a police officer, and they just weren't. We had
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: a neighbor who you say is a police officer, and
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: he wasn't.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: That's so easy to check, though.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Well, back then it wasn't as easy, but it was
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: still easy.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: I feel like anybody that goes, I'm a serial entrepreneur.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: That's a grifter for you.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: I can't stop.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: I can't stop creating new businesses.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Stop me.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: My mind just going so fast that I just, you know,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: I've always got something going on. Those people are super charming. Okay,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: so this weekend was the Netflix is a Joke. And
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: they had a brunch, the official comedy brunch. I would
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: have been going off on like a fancy brunch.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: I had some friends who were there and they said
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: it was like top notch.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I would have been all about it.
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: I bet they had like a Belgian waffle guy.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: I'm sure.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: It was definitely an omelet thing.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: They definitely had a whole seafood situation.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: You think so?
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I don't think they had a caviar thing. No? Full seafood.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Now this part's sad. We're just talking about what they
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: might have. Now it's gotten sad. Well, we're thinking about
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: what they had there because we weren't invited.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say baby lamb chop, like a lamb lolly.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: You love this lamb chop. Nobody's doing lamb chop anymore.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: That is so 1997.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Lamb chop. I, when they're done right.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: Every time we talk about something, you're like, and then
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: lamb lollipops.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Because it's a heavy app that can satisfy you throughout
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: the night.
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: But that's.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: And it's a doable thing to hold.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: I understand all that. But you've got to be doing
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: something else other than lamb. Yes, of course. Oh, all right.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: It's one thing. No, no, no.
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: I'm saying.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I just said they had a seafood platter. I mean,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I'm just imagining all the food.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: Are you doing, like, nobody's, like, my dad loves lamb,
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: and that shows you how old, like, I think it's
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: an old people dish.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: You know what I think? If you do a lamb.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Now, with my mom, 1970s lamb version, it was all
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: about the mint jelly. Mint jelly.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Christopher, where's the mint jelly? I know we have mint jelly.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: But I like a Greek yogurt dill. That's what really
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: makes the lamb chop pop.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: For 2000 and what year are we in?
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: 24. 24.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I agree with you on that. I admit jelly. Yeah,
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: that's something.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, this weekend, Chris's son had his birthday and Chris
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: got him a little Tesla truck. Yeah. You know, we
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: still have our truck or Tesla Cybertruck.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: That's not a joke. You really have that thing?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, we really own it.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought that was a bit.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: No, we really own it. And I'm like, I feel
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: like I don't know if we're getting enough out of
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: the fun before more hit the road. Peter says he
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: can't take the attention. Turns out he couldn't be a
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: star if.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: He wanted to. Yeah, it's too much.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Too many people coming by wanting to talk about it,
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: looking at whatever. And then I'm like, apparently what's going
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: on with like people saying it's supposed to be returned
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: or whatever.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they've been recalled.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: But we haven't done anything with it.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, recall, I think it's voluntary. Some of
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: them are voluntary, like you can go or not go,
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: depending on.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: What it is. Well, I guess we just wait until
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: it starts accelerating through the Beverly Hills Hotel.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: Did you see that? I mean, that almost seemed like
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: a joke. Like one of them had crashed into the
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Beverly Hills Hotel sign. Everything about that picture just says LA.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: That car into the Beverly Hills Hotel sign. It's almost
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: like something out of like a Curb Your Enthusiasm. But
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: it was real, I think. It's wild.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I'm sure if there's only 3,700 of the Cybertrucks on
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: the road today, there's probably only one toy one. And
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Chris Jetter got it. Also, speaking of the roast of
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Tom Brady, she got a lot of boos, Kim. She's
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: still powered through. But I guess she has been edited out.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: But I would assume she's not the only person that
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: they edited.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Out because it was too long.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I'm sure they've cut it down. And Nikki Glaser was,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: you know, done a lot of interviews about it. And
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: she said, you know, normally when she does the roast,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: you can be like, oh, well, if that one doesn't land, whatever.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: And that a lot of people come off better than
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: they were in the room because they do tighten it up.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: They do up the laughter just like you would any
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: stand-up special. So the fact that she did so well
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: live was like really, like that really said a lot,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: you know? And she's really good at that type of comedy.
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: She's good. I mean, she knows how to roast. But
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: all the comedians kind of know how to. I mean,
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: they're all roasters.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's definitely a certain kind of talent.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Jeff Ross is great at it.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually enjoyed watching the roast. I thought it
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: was fun. I watched all three hours.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, I did too.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: But the booing of Kim Kardashian, like I don't really
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: understand why She would even go... She knows that's not
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: her audience. Nobody in that crowd wants to see Kim
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: Kardashian get up there. So once the booze started.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I think it's one of those things where she got
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: asked to do it.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: And she was like, this will be cool. I'm trying
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: to get into a different arena of producing shows and things.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: So... you know, why not? Like for a while, whatever,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: she was becoming a lawyer. I was another one. I'm
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: a lawyer. I don't think that's going to happen, but
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: she's still helping with criminal justice. But now I'm like,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: now she's into, um, like she bought the rights to
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: a book.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: Um, about a girl that came from the Midwest. Very,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: not very Beverly Hills, not a two one Oh storyline
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: where that this, this girl really did come from the
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Midwest from Catholic school and ended up at Calabasas high.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: And she wrote a book about it. and I got
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: the book earlier, and anyway, she bought the rights of it,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: or someone bought the rights of it, and now she's
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: EPing it to be a scripted show. And I think
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: it was at Netflix. So she's got all these deals
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: at Netflix. So I think they asked her to do it.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: She probably didn't want to say no. I mean, she
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: is a hard worker. I think she doesn't turn down
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: a lot of things. And I think she was like,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I killed it at SNL if someone writes me good stuff,
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: and her jokes were fine. It was just the boos
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: because of the Taylor thing.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: And also as a sports crowd. I think it was
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: a lot of football fans. It was fun to boo.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: That was fun.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Do you know all the stuff that's going on with
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: the Met Gala fallout?
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, I know a little bit of it.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: On TikTok, how people are like, stop following the rich.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: And they're saying that a lot of people have lost. Supposedly,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: she's lost 9 million followers. But when you have 356,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: who cares?
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Who cares if you lose 9 million?
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I lost 100. Really?
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Come over to mine. I'm certainly not acting rich. I'm
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: walking through a fine soil.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like, did 100 people think I was so rich
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: that they had to stop following me?
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Well, the theme, I just saw what the theme of the,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: it was like something internal guarded or whatever that was.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Two themes, apparently.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Two themes. But then I saw this girl, and I
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: apologize for not knowing her name, but she explained what
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: the theme was and why it is kind of creepy.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: It's based on a short story that was written in
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: 1962 about a very wealthy couple that had like this
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: eternal garden and these flowers and like the flowers fed
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: them or something. And when they run out of flowers
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: and the angry mob will kill them. Oh, so it's
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: sort of like and I'm probably fucking it up, but
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: it's kind of like with the whole. And then there
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: was this girl, Haley Bailey, who's big on tick tock.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: And she wore a big flowery thing.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: She was at the Met Gala.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Now, she didn't get invited to the Met Gala. But
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: she got extreme hate. Because while she was doing all
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: her coverage, and she was doing coverage for E!, seeing
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: people come out of the hotels. So she was supposed
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: to be like a super fan, but in the outfit.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: But she didn't get invited to the Met Ball.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: And she goes, she said, you know, oh, let them
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: eat cake. And people are like, there really are people
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: starving in this world. And then these people are like,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: this is the end of the world and this is
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: like Marie Antoinette time where these extreme rich people are
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: going to this ball where there's wars and everything going on.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: And so then the Haley Bailey girl is like, First
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: of all, sorry I said that. Second of all, like,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: I didn't even go. I got hired by E! to, like,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: do fun videos.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: But literally, the next time I saw this one guy go,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: literally this one girl, like, ruined it for everybody because
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: it was her comment, let them eat cake, that set
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: off people to be like, stop following these people. This
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: is the Hunger Games and this is the da-da-da-da. And
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: it got, like, this negative backlash this week.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess I don't– So, you know, it's.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Whatever side of TikTok you're on. I'm glad you didn't
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: see it. I guess maybe it wasn't a big deal.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: I watched a lot of like– I mean, I don't
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: even– I watched the people going in, you know, on
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: the next day. I look at the pictures, who's cute
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: and who's not.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: I don't feel like the outfits were as garish as
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: they normally are.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Well, the theme was attractive. The theme being flowers and
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: garden set to a more feminine, a little more– There was,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: of course, Amrata. You know, had to show see-through clothes.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: The see-through look is so over with. But other people wore, like,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: just pretty flowery, like, really some really gorgeous things.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it was, yeah. Probably the best look so far.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Chris Hemsworth was, like, wearing a suit.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, guys can wear that.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: But then Jared Leto always shows up, and he's wearing
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: a bunny outfit. You know what I mean? Like, I
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: didn't see anybody like that.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Some people just get tired of it, and
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: they don't want to go after a couple years. Right.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Because it just seems like so— you know, what I want
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: to know is, like, how do you get there on
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: time in the traffic and change and all that?
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: That's what I was saying about Kim Kardashian.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Because Kim Kardashian was at the roast the night before.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: And people were writing me going, well, they fly private.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I understand that.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: However, the airport is the airport, whether you fly into Teterboro,
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: the private airport, or Kennedy Airport. You still got to get,
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: the plane doesn't land on Fifth Avenue.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: No matter what flight you're on. So how do you
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: get from the Forum where the live roast was? And
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: I know the roast went late.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: So even getting from the Forum to LAX or where
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Van Nuys, whatever airport you left from, that's a lot.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: Then she gets on the plane. Then she lands. Then
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: she's got to get from there to where the Met
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Gala is.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: And I feel like it's all just way too much.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: It's hardly worth it.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: And squeeze your waist so small.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, that waist. I know.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Here I am. I went to the Planet of the Apes.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: That's the one thing I was invited to.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: You got invited to the Planet of the Apes?
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Did they have lamb lollipops?
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Did they have any food?
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: The free popcorn at the movie. But it was the
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: night before I had to fly to Scottsdale. So I said,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: we cannot go to the free after party for the sliders.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, so you didn't go?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't go to the after party.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: We did the red carpet and I'm like, you know what?
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I get invited to so few things. Let's do it.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: And it was kind of smart because everybody in it
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: was in the ape outfits. Only the girl that was
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: like the main lead.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: So like I got Daily Mail featured me because nobody
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: else was like recognizable from the movie. And the movie
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: broke all records this weekend.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a huge hit.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: You know, I thought.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Did you like it?
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it is incredibly done visually. It's not
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: my favorite kind of film. You know I like something
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: about someone murdering their husband or whatever. So I like
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: real people in real time. I don't like comics and superhero.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I don't like any of that stuff. But there's some
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: weird triggering things in it.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Triggering for who?
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Well, they're like chasing this girl. Yeah. But it's not
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: to like assault her. It's because it's like she's like
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: a feral cat to them, you know, because they're like
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: running the world and she's like, the humans are like,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: they're losers or animals, whatever. So there's just some kind
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: of weird stuff about it.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: But.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: You know, but it did really well. So, I mean,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: and then Peter said, I think movies like this do
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: really well because it's so easy because they are, you know,
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: they're talking, but they're talking very little like the apes.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: But also there's a lot of subtitles and he's just like,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: and because it's their ape mouth, it'd be so easy
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: to put it in any language.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's probably some truth to that.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: So I think this is the movie that you should
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: invest in the studios or like we should always invest
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: in Planet of the Apes.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Well, that's why they continue to make them. They've been
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: making them since 1972.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: Right, because it's like such an international hit.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Anyway, then Peter, there's my silverback.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, good. Yeah.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Some people are like, he didn't get very dressed up.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like, What do you want me to do? I
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: got him to go. I got him to take some
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: photos of me from the red carpet. I can't ask
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: very much of anybody in my family. Now, here's the
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: other thing.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: You know what you need to get, Peter?
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: What?
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: You need to get him. I'll fix this right now.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: He's getting his new clothes.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: I understand.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: That shirt's wrinkly.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Get him a thin. Spend a couple of bucks.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: We are.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Get him a John Varvatos leather jacket. A black one.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: That's semi-fitted, not something from SkyMall that looks, you know, terrible.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: And he could wear that anywhere. Black t-shirt, black leather jacket,
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: you're done. Anyway, he could wear it from this to
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: the Netflix party.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: And if someone would like to send it. it to
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: us for free. No, I'm just kidding.
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Just kidding.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: That woman from Shot.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I have no problem.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: Have her send you a leather jacket from Shot. A
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: gorgeous leather jacket.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Just hand it right over. Peter size.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Listen. Okay, so bears. This bear was just found in
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: La Cunada. Very close to where we are.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Now, they got into the refrigerator. But what you don't
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: know is it was an outdoor refrigerator, the second fridge family.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: So that was like their garage. It was not in, like,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: the way I heard it on the radio and then
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: I looked it up. And I'm imagining the bear, like,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: in a kitchen grabbing the watermelon. Still, he went into
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: someone's garage. And they're pretty close to freeway, I guess. Anyway,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: then it was a big watermelon and then they got
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: a photo of it eating the watermelon. And I really
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: kind of feel like it's like people are obsessed with
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: sharks like five years ago.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Now I feel like it's bears. And I think there's
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: a movie that could be made now that the planet
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: of the apes is so big. Do a bear one.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: They did.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: And it could jump.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Cocaine bear. It was out last year. It was like
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: a crazed bear.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: But I mean, it's like the future and the bears
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: run the world.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, the bears are running the world.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And because the bear, because also there's that whole
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: trend of, would you rather as a woman be stuck
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: in the, in the forest with a bear or a
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: man that you don't know? And 90% of the women
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: said a bear.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Because they're scared that a man's going to assault them.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: What about the bear? I think, but is a bear
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: going to just be, hang out?
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, it goes dark of why they choose a
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: bear over a man. Okay. And when you hear all
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: the reasons, it's just like heartbreaking, you know, like, because
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: they've been a victim.
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: Where is this poll? I need to read this.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Everywhere. Like, it's all over TikTok.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: I knew you were going to, how did I know
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: you were going to say TikTok?
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Well, it's on Reels too. God. The point is, or
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: they ask dads that have daughters.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I have a daughter. If you had to leave your daughter,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I know you do. If you had to leave your
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: daughter with a man in the woods, you don't know
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: him from Adam with your daughter.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Or a bear. But like a wild bear?
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Yes. They will kill you. Yeah. And there's an outside
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: chance a man won't.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: But they won't. you know, assault you for 10 years
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: and make you have their babies and, you know, and
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: be mean to you and like beat you and everything else.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Like you might live. Okay.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: But I liked it. I mean, I liked it. I
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: get what they're doing.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: So anyway, now I'm like, now I feel like with
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: this thing that's going around, I think people are like,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: maybe we're not giving bears a fair chance. Cause I
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: don't know. It's like these what ifs like situations. Like
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: we used to play these when I was a little girl,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: we'd be like, would you rather have, four oranges on
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: your toes that can never come off or an apple
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: out of your ear and then we would always like
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: think about it well you could create a shoe that
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: maybe the oranges would work with but like we don't
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: like this it is that dumb of a question right
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: right yeah because you're not ever going to be that
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: position but i just feel like bears are having a moment.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah i agree i mean they they are out there
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: now i've just seen a lot of like them just
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: walking down the street here and this is Rocking out
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: of Flintridge area. There's a lot of bears just out there.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: But I don't know what they're– yeah. Like can we
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: live among the bears? You're not supposed to, right?
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: No.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: I don't think– yeah.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: But– Like when I see videos of like someone hiking
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: and the bear is there and they just have to
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: be like this.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I will say, speaking of that. You're not supposed
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: to run, right? No, but they do get the hint
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: better than a weird guy. Oh, absolutely. Because when a
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: guy comes up to you at the bar and you're
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: like this, they're like, what's wrong with you, bitch? But
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: in this case, the girl was walking and she was
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: just like this. And then the bear was like, and
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: then he walked away. He got the hint. He got
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: the hint that she wasn't down to hang out.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: And then a lot of times you just yell, the
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: bear runs off. And that doesn't necessarily work with a guy. Okay. Okay.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber are pregnant.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Exciting news, right?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Finally.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Shouldn't it be exciting?
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Everybody's dying. Look how young his mom looks. There's the mom.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Is that his mom?
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I know. I was like, Hailey Bieber looks different. And
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: then I was like, oh, wait, that's the mom. I mean,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I saw her in another photo. I think this was
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: like a filter-ish, but she looks great. And at one moment,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: people thought she misspoke and revealed that they're having twins.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: But we don't know. Right now, it just seems like
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: there's one.
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm happy to see that.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Then, of course, Selena Gomez had to turn off her
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: comments because everybody comes after her. Yeah, I know. And
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: why don't people just forget it? It was so long ago.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: He's been married to this girl for like five years.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: People date and break up. It happens. I feel like
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Selena Gomez is doing fine with Benny Blanco.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like what does she care? Like, please.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, imagine if. Imagine not being– if you're just
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: a regular person and your high school boyfriend who lives
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: in a different state got married and is having a
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: baby and you woke up to 10,000 text messages on
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: your phone being like, how do you feel about whatever,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: getting his wife pregnant? You'd be like, who cares? Like, what?
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: I don't even know that person anymore. Yeah, that's wild.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Beverly Hills Real Housewives, Dorit and PK. They are separated.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. What does that mean?
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I love them together. I know. They're kind of fun together.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: They are kind of fun together.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: He's the producer. He's an agent of Boy George.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Well, who's going to get Boy George in this divorce?
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Because Boy George and I have a good go at
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: each other. We often laugh a lot. And they're like,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: will she lose her accent? Because she's from Connecticut. But
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: once she got with him, she attained an English accent.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: So if they're really broken up and she doesn't hear
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: that accent around her all the time. And I noticed
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: this past year when he was away for like 73
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: days or something, she said, had been in London doing business.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I noticed that she was losing the accent.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, really?
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah. So he's supposedly living in the Beverly Hills Hotel.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: He did film with Marisa, who's Kyle's now. um estranged
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: husband they're living separately but they haven't filed for divorce
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: and um so it'll make for you know a good
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: yeah series because it's kind of interesting to watch that
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: happen but she said they were better than ever at
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: the reunion which was only a few months ago but
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: okay and then someone's like i thought you said you're
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: better than ever and she's like shit happens you know
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: and like she has to go through her stuff so
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: but this was her long thing You know, we as
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: a couple have been subject to a lot of speculation
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: about our marriage. We've had our struggles over the last
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: few years and continue to work through them as two
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: people who love each other and share two amazing children together.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: To safeguard our deep friendship and maintain a harmonious environment
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: for our children, we've made the mutual and difficult decision
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: to take steps apart and reevaluate our relationship while we
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: prioritize our children. We appreciate the love and support through
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: this journey. I mean, wouldn't it be nice if this
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: really was true?
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: And wouldn't it be nice if every divorced couple were like,
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: you know what? We are not getting along. Yeah. But
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I still want to, I still think we could be friends.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just take your bags and go and
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: just leave me alone? Because I think we'll stay friends
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: this way. Before we ever say one mean thing about
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: each other, why, I mean, wouldn't it be great if like,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: nothing ugly has been said or done. Yeah. And you
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: get to the, just go to Beverly. But then this
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: person is at the Beverly Hills Hotel and I'm like, God,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: that is so expensive.
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: You know what the crazy thing about this is? You know,
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: she's dating again. She's dating a bear. Turns out it's better.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Would I rather be stuck in a forest with PK
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: or a bear, mind you? Well, PK doesn't know how
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: to light a campfire, but a bear does. And a
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: bear knows how to steal watermelon out of someone's garage. Okay,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Gavin Rosdell is dating a, he's 58, his girlfriend's 35,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: and she looks just like Gwen Stefani. Red lipstick, blonde hair,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: skinny brows. I mean, it's kind of crazy.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Now, I wonder if like, what if like you just
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: knew where he was hanging out and you had brown
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: hair and you were cute and young and then you
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: were like, I'm going to see if I can get
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: him to fall in love with my second. Let me
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: change my look. Anyway, she has the headband on like
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: that she used to wear like in like the early 2000s,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: that look. The red lips. But yeah, I would love
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: to see what this girl looked like a year ago.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: See if she changed. How long have they been dating?
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: They just made their, like, whatever.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Made it public.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: Yes. Remember, he also dated the nanny. Let's never forget
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: the celebrities who dated their nanny. Yes, he was. And she,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: the nanny kind of looked like her, too. She was
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: like a young, blonde, cute thing.
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: And there was photos of the nanny wearing Gwen's old clothes.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Like there'd be a photo of Gwen in like this
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: kind of like short overalls. Yeah. And then later on,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: we saw the nanny wearing them. And I'm like, well, listen,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: a lot of people clean out their closets and they're like, hey,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: to who's ever around them, an assistant or whatever. Is
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: there anything you want before I give it to the real,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: real or goodwill or whatever? Yeah. And so that's not
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: unheard of. But so but then, yeah.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: Well, that's a good one. I mean, they look cute, cute.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: She's cute.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: What is he?
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: 30?
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: He's 58.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: She's 35.
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: That's not the worst, is it? That's not so bad.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Well, your wife's pretty young, too.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: All right. But my wife's 42. She's not 22.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: So Travis Kelsey.
• 59:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: People love his dad bod. And he is out. He's
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: doing a project with Niecy Nash because people wondered where
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: he was. But then he showed up at this concert.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: and he was dancing right by the stage to the
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: song where then she goes, Karma's the guy who plays
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: on the Chiefs or whatever. And there were all these
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: women fans behind the bars and then he was on
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: the other side and he was just dancing and people
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: filming it. And now there's a feeling of fear among
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: some fans of their love and of Taylor Are we
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: close to her possibly catching the ick?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, how so?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: That he's just enjoying the limelight a little too much.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: And I think.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: Wait, so who catches the ick? The ick meaning.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: She might catch the... The ick meaning he's being icky.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: Okay, got it. Possibly. Got it.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: It's not something I'm wishing for people. It's something I'm
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: worried about.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 3: I would agree with you.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because she thinks... Oh, isn't this great? I am
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: the superstar. He likes my music. Unlike a female comic,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: when you date somebody, they come to see your act
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: a couple times and then you're like, you got to
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: stay home because I'm going to be doing the same
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: bits for a while.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: But you can always dance to a Taylor Swift song
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: over and over and over again. So he can come
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: as much. He's never getting tired of it. And then
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: he's dancing with the fans and the fans are like,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: we love you. We love that you love her and
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: we love your girlfriend.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: So he's at a Taylor Swift concert right now.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: He's at a Taylor Swift concert. And he was on
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: a balcony in one of the other shows hanging out
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: with Gigi and Bradley Cooper. And they're all dancing and
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: having fun. Gigi Hadid. And so anyway, you know, he
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: is funny. He is talented. He is likable. Of course,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: he should be chosen to be the host of this
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: talk show thing, this game show, the celebrity, whatever it is.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: And then, you know, he's doing something with DC now.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: She's going to. been doing more and more projects. But
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: when she started to date him, she thought she was
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: dating a football player that had a podcast with his
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: brother like everybody else has with their brother. Then the
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: podcast blew up and now he's.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: But he's also still a football player. I mean, he's
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: just off right now, but he's going back. They just
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: won the Super Bowl.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: And my mom's day, she said she only would date
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: guys who played sports in their season in high school.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: You want to date the people in season.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: Is that right? Yeah.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Well, back then, you know, she was like, you know,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: it was like the sixties or whatever.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Cause when they're off, it's who cares? Yeah.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Not fun. It's fun when you're, when you're in the
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: stands dating the football player or the basketball player, but it's.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: Not, she's not wrong. I don't think your mom's wrong.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: And a lot of times when they retire athletes, that's
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: when it becomes a problem because they're like, well, it's not,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: You're not in the game anymore.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Right, right.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: And most of these guys retire pretty young. Like, he'll
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: be out of football by 40.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: This is what I think he has got to ask.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: He's got to nail it down now. Right. He's got
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: to ask her to marry him, like, in the next
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: few months.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Otherwise, it's just the shine's going to wear off. Do
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: you think that— And they're going to start having problems
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: like everybody else.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: Okay. But then if they get married, those problems will
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: happen— Anyway.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: But then I feel like she's the kind of girl
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: that would just like stay married forever.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: And just ride the wave of things. Yeah. But if
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: you wait too long, then you start looking for reasons
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: not to.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Okay. I mean, do you like them together?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: I do. I do. I'm just getting nervous. I've been
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: nervous about this. I did a thing on TMZ. I've
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: been nervous about him enjoying the Hollywood life too much.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: And we know that he always liked it. He did
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: a reality show about chasing. He's always wanted it.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: It's like he's always wanted it. Now, the real forget
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: it is if for some reason he gets in a
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: studio and starts to sing. Then we're done. We're done.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Yes, we're done.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: We have to make sure nobody gets a guitar near him.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: No one writes him a song to sing. No one. Please,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: other country musicians, stay the fuck away. Do not. from Travis,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: because then there's no way this can work out. Because
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: if at any point he wants to come on stage
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: and experience, I'm feeling like just the way a lot
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: of comedians want to be rock stars or rock stars
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: want to be comedians, or singers sometimes do too many
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: funny jokes in between their songs and you're like, Let's
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: get to the song.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: Did you know who's legitimately doing comedy right now? Is
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: that Padma Lakshmi? She's like doing stand-up. Like out there
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: in clubs.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Well, I might have been the inspiration for that. Heather,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: stop making about yourself. Okay, fine. But I did do
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: a charity event for her.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: And she said, you're so funny. Will you do stand-up
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: at my thing? And I did. Oh. But I don't even.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: It was like for her endometriosis thing.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Endometriosis. Of course, I'm saying it wrong.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: Fuck off.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Anyway. Anyway. Um, but everybody wants to be a standup.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, you know what? You're welcome to it.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Everybody thinks they have a funny, so everybody watches standup
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: and especially cause now people have so much more access
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: to watching standup than they did five years ago. They
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: can watch a million specials for free or, or on Netflix.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: They can go on YouTube. They can watch people do
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: crowd work and they're like, I want to do that.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: And I think for a while, um, there was maybe
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: less people trying to do stand-up that were young because
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: they could make a splash on the internet. And now
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: I think it's like older people, like over 35, that
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: are like, I want to do this. I think I
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: can do it, and I want to do it.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: They should call me, and I will tell them the
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: reality of it. It's great, Padmo, for you, when you're
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: probably going up first at the Comedy Cellar in New
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 3: York City. But play coots in Alaska one night and
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: tell me how fun it is.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: Well, also, when you're a celebrity, whether you're a housewife
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: or a reality show, like Joe Gorga did it for
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: a while, and he was on Real Housewives of New Jersey,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: you're going to fill the place because people are going
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: to be curious.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Then you have to be good. Yeah, are you really
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: going to be good? But then, you know, same thing
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: with Jeremy Piven. When he started, people were like, Along
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: the way, I think he probably has a pretty decent act.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, he seems to be doing, like, legit stuff.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: But in the beginning, he had to pack it with
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: a bunch of other people. And, you know.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: I think that, yeah. Anyway.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: But, yeah. He might see this and go, I just
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: want to see what it'll feel like to get in
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: front of a live audience and sing or do stand-up. Right.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: If he tries either one, this relationship is doomed. That's
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: my opinion. But definitely the singing.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: Okay. I agree with you on that one. Now, do
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: you think because the Tom Brady roast was such a
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: huge success.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: And he loved that.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: They're going to have to do it next year, of course, again. Yeah.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: At the Netflix as a roast.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: You're going to have to do another live roast. And
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: I was trying to think who could be like a
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: Tom Brady. That's why it was such a big hit
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: because it was Tom Brady. But who else? Will it
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: be him?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: It could be.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: But that's not as fun as Tom Brady. I don't think.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 3: And then they're going to, you know, people, if you
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 3: say anything bad.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: I hope they don't always do a football player. Like,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: I hope they do somebody else that's, like, interesting.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I don't know who.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know who either. But if it's him, if
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: he accepts that.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: He can accept it if they're married and she's pregnant.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: Because then she'll be okay with whatever happens. But I
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: don't think it's a good idea. All right. Just get
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: her to marry you before marriage. You start doing karaoke.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: All right. That's my opinion. Also, there was a baby.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Somebody brought a baby to the concert.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: And it had little headphones, and they seemed to be
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: protecting the baby with their feet. It was in a
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: little car seat holder. And someone took a photo of it,
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: and they're like, what the hell? Should this baby– should
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: there be something that says you cannot bring a child
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: under a certain age even into– a concert like this.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: Because of there being so many people and standing, you're not,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: if you, maybe if you were in a seat, but
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: standing there could always be a, a pushing. Right.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: It happens. It happens.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: So I agree that that should not be allowed unless
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: you are in like a box. Yeah. And even then
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: I really, really pleased if you could afford a Taylor
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Swift thing that you can, you can get a sitter.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know about this one. That doesn't look safe.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't. Like a plastic bag by its head.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: Merch.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: Merch bag.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: Paris and Nicole Richie are teaming up for some type
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: of reality show.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Is it going to be the same thing as Simple Life?
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: Is it Simple Life?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: I don't think. They both have kids. Yeah. And I
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: don't think that they're going to want to travel and
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: do fake bits with people. So I think it's just
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: going to be. I think it's going to be their
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: version of like a real housewife without fighting. Yeah. They'll
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: do something fun and silly. It'll be very contrived.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: But it'll probably be funny.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: It probably will be interesting.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 3: Nicole Richie is actually legitimately kind of funny yeah and.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: We haven't seen we haven't seen her in a long
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: time so I think it could be funny yeah Kate
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Hudson is singing along, singing, singing, singing.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: Got a good voice.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Really well.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: Got a good voice.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: But when does she stop doing the cover songs and
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: start doing her own songs?
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: Well, she did, I believe this was on Howard Stern,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: and she did do one original song, and it was good,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: but then the cover songs, the comments, of course, the girl,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, some people, they're not going to give her
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: a chance because she's Kate Hudson.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: So it does sound a little karaoke, but It's because
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: it is, you know, she's doing, it is karaoke.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: I always feel like the song that everybody thinks that
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: they could kill is that one that's like, in your head,
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: in your head, they are fighting.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: You know, like that.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: In their tanks.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like cranberries. Laura's so weird.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: Everybody wants to. Everybody hears that cranberries and they're like,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: I can do this.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: The one that I think every girl does is black
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: velvet and a little, remember that one? Every drunk girl.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 3: Black velvet was a big one for everybody.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah. My favorite is always like, I'm running up that hill.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: I'm running up that hill.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: Dude, that's your karaoke go-to?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: No, it's not my karaoke go-to, but I think, no,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: my karaoke go-to is easy as shit.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: What is it? Well, you've told me this before.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: Let's get on something to talk about. It's the easiest song.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, Bonnie Rae.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Anyone can sing it. Yeah. Let me tell you, anyone
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: can sing it and kill it. But I'm getting a
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: little tired of it after 30 years.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: So you've got to come up with a new one.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: I've got to come up with a new one.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: Okay. Okay.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: What about that one, you think you're the shit, but
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: you ain't a fart?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: You don't know that song?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: You think you're the shit, but you made a fart?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: You ain't even a fart. You think you're the shit,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: you ain't even a fart.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: What song is that?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: It's that girl with the curly hair who hangs out
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: with Taylor Swift. What's her name?
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, I-Spice?
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I-Spice.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: It's I-Spice.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: It's I-Spice, hot hit.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: No, but it's like it's these fun ones. You know,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: of course, people always think they can do, you know...
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Fleetwood Mac and stuff like that. And you think that
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: you can do it. You think as you're in your
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: car that you, you know, can sing. Give me a
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: Fleetwood Mac song. I can't even think of one right now.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: Wait.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Landslide.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. How does that even go?
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: Landslide.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Bring you down.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like you think that you can do it and
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: then you like listen back and you're like, no, there
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: is something, even though I can hit the note, There
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: is something great quality about her voice that just makes
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: it so much better. But she does have a really
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: good voice. She legit has a really good voice. But
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: I always think about whether it's her or Tom Sandoval
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: that hires the band I just think the band is like,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, I'm so happy that we're with somebody
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: that can pay us. And then we actually have gigs.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: I'm just happy to play the trumpet or the drums anywhere. Like,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: I don't care. We're not at this age. I'm 45.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to, I'm not going to get my
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: own band and my own original song. I'm not going
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: to be the Rolling Stones. So like, find me another
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: rich lady that I know somebody that's a rich lady
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: who just started to be a rock star like a
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: year ago.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: You do?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Yes. I know two.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: Wait, rock star. I know two.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Real housewives that are not on TV that have the
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: money to have bands.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: And are they outperforming?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And they can go perform because all you have
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: to do is tell, whether you're Erika Jayne 15 years
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: ago or someone today, you just have to go to
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: a bar and be like, hi, I'd like to perform here.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: And they say, sure.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: They say, sure. And you won't sell tickets. You'll say,
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: come to the bar and you have your friends and
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: then you pay the band.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: But someone like Kate Hudson, I'm sure now she can
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: actually go do a wheel turn or something, at least
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: for one night. I think so. And I'm sure people
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: would absolutely come.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: I think that's the plan. I think she wants to
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: get out there and sing.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: It's probably more fun than acting at this point.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, easily.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: So Real Housewives of New Jersey. I want to just
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: tell you what is happening.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: So in a nutshell- A couple of the housewives found these...
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Teresa and this girl, Jen Aiden, found these women who
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: were on Twitter, anonymous accounts that were obsessed with the
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: New Jersey housewives and had no life.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: And they were like, hey, you put out these awful
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: rumors about our castmates, put it on the internet, and
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: then we can comment on it and be like, did
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: you see what was happening?
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: But it's really a form of bullying and it's really
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: pretty awful because it's like... But now... they're finding out
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: that allegedly the lawyer of one of the housewives was
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: also very involved because now the blogger has come clean
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: and she's showing all the messages on Twitter or X
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: or whatever about them saying, hey, did Michael Rappaport say
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: anything about me? Can you find out if he said
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: anything about me on any podcast? And then the girl
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: is like, Yeah, let me see what— I think he's talked
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: some shit about you and Louis. Let me see. And
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: she's like, thanks, honey, because he's going to be a
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: moderator at BravoCon, and I just want to know. Now,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's that bad.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: Because I'm like, the amount of podcasts that either you're
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: doing yourself or that you're on, and he talks about
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: the housewives all the time. Right. Because it was, like,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: funny that a masculine man would get into our female business,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: and people loved him. Anyway— And it's like, well, if
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: this girl who's got nothing to do with her day
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: wants to do the research for me, then go ahead. Like,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: that personally I don't think is that bad. But I'm, like,
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: waiting for where's the message? Where am I going to see?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Did Heather McDonald say anything?
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. I'm sure that was probably, they probably asked her.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: And I'd be like, I don't even know if I did.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: But, yeah, if somebody wants to go scale back the
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: thousand episodes I've done to find the one.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: Or ten times I've.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Talked about you, sure, go for it.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: So anyway, that's all coming out where they're like, this
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: is just so weird. And also Andy Cohen was cleared
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: of the Bravo said he was at Upfront and Bravo's like,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: we did an investigation, whether he was offering other people
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: Coke because there was two lawsuits saying that he was
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: offering housewives Coke.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: Was that a crime?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Before his show of Watch What Happens Live.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: And if you didn't do the coke, then you weren't
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: asked to do other shows or get spit-offs. All these
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: other housewives, myself included, have been on twice. I've never
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: offered any drugs or anything like that. They say, do
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: you want a cocktail? And if you don't, you can
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: have a non-cocktail. And that's it.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: And so, anyway, he's been cleared of the NBC investigation,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: even though these lawsuits are still coming with the disgruntled
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: other housewives. And they renewed the show and they renewed
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: The Valley.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Named after where we live. Also, he was always hanging
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: out with John Mayer. People always wondered if they were
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: more than friends.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: And John Mayer was very upset that this guy asked
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: those questions, which I kind of agree with John Mayer
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: on that. I was like, well, two people can't just
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: be friends?
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: Like.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Well, I do think that Andy played it up for fun. Oh, yeah.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: And I do think that John was secure enough to
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: let it be played up. Right. And, you know, because
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: he would be like, I love you, love you, and,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: you know, and all that.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I thought it was fun. It's a fun banter
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: they have. Straight guy, gay guy.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And, like, well. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really. I
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: don't know how. I don't know how a gay. how
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: that like because you're two guys right if you did
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: hypothetically right let your gay bestie give you a bj
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: after a long night huh okay just because why not
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: just offering yeah just like hey you know sure like
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: you know sometimes girls would like give each other like
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: ticklebacks or whatever that's a big difference like ticklebacks yeah.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: Blowjob and a tickleback yeah thanks But I'm just saying. Yeah,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 3: I know. I got it.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: Now, women always get emotionally, not always, get way more
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: emotionally attached with any kind of sexual relationship. But guys don't.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: That's why guys can be gay and fuck around for
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: a longer time or take on a third or whatever.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: More than I think women can.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: You never hear about female throuples.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: Like a lesbian throuple?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you never hear about lesbian throuples. Anyway, so find
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: me one, write to me. So I feel like you don't.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: It's either a couple that takes on a girl, a guy,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: a couple takes on a bisexual girl or whatever, or
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: it's three guys.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: A lot. My first throuple came from one of my
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: shows a couple weeks ago.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, is that right?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: Clearly a throuple.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 3: Two.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: All three guys in a relationship together.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, three guys.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: Throuple. Throuple.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just a bunch of dudes.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: No, they seemed like a family. Well, they had me
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: sign the book to all three of them.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: So that book is going in the bookshelf where they
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: all live together.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 3: Remember the movie Three Men and a Baby? But back
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: then it didn't seem weird that those three.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: No, that's just a sitcom now on NBC and it's
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: 100% a throuple. Yeah, three old queens.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: A throuple having a baby. Yes, you're so... They were like...
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: Especially the three guys they chose, too. They were all...
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 3: It was like Tom Selleck, Ted Danson, and Stephen Goober. Yeah.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: And I was like, what? They're all living? They're like
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: grown men living None of it. But back then we're like,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: this is great.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: It was very throuple.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: And anyway, I'm saying if, if that had ever happened
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: and I don't care that does.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: I still think that they could go on being straight
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: or gay or have other relationships with other people.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: And it wouldn't matter because they're guys.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: And they don't get a weird love jealousy like that.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: I don't think any throuple, I know you guys can
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: sue me for this, but I don't think any throuples
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: go in the distance. I think everyone's just in it for, like,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: I don't think there's 65-year-old throuples. You know what I mean?
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: That's a young people game.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: Well, unless the throuple that's 35 now actually stays together
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: for 30 years.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. They won't.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: Well, you never know.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: I say find me one of those. Find me a
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: 65-year-old throuple. And, uh, I, I don't think that's happened,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: but at that point you're like, enough is enough. Get
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: your dick out of my face or your pussy or whatever.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: But, um, this, this girl, I just want to say
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: in Vanderpump, cause they had their finale and all this. And, um,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: this girl, she started dating Tom Schwartz and the whole
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: time she was that girl that acted like we're just,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: you know, yeah, we're, we're just friends, you know, she's
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: like really animated and she'll be just like, okay. And, um,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: And then it was like they were friends with benefits, right?
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: And now that it's completely over and she's filmed the
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: reunion and he has another girlfriend, now she's doing lives
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: and is now pissed.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: And now she read a whole long text from Tom,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: not Santa, Tom Schwartz, saying, keep my girlfriend's name out
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: of your mouth. I have blocked you. I don't want
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: anything to do with you. Please move on. And then
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: she's like doing these lives and saying like, um, okay,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: well now I'm supposed to move on. Okay. Because we
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: were just friends. No, we weren't just friends. And now
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: I get why Katie was the way she was because
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: you lie. Whoa.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, see what I'm saying? A girl can't.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. be the friends with benefits while you fuck
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: somebody else. It never, they're never okay with it. I
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: don't care how tomboy they are, how chill.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: It's never okay. But I think guys, yes. Yeah. I
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: think gay guys can. Yeah.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: Have you been to this? Don't they have a bar
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: in Hollywood, like on Franklin?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, Schwartz and Sandy's.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: Have you been there?
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: That one I have not been to. I heard the
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: food is good, though.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: I was driving past the other day, that Franklin area.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 3: I used to go to a place called Bird's. It's
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: a cool bar. Back in the old days. It's right
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 3: across from the Scientology Center.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's where it is.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 3: I think that's where it is. And then I happened
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: to see it. That's where it is.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: So I think Oh, but you didn't go in.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: I didn't go in. Schwartz and Sandy's. Check it out.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: You want to go down there one day, you and I, together,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: to Schwartz and Sandy's?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard the food is good, and they have
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: fun drinks. Chris, you and I are going to be
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: at Pechanga, June 1st, in beautiful Temecula, California.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: That's going to be fun. We haven't been together live
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: on stage in a long time.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Big, fancy, resort, casino place.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: Fun.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: You're also near the wine country. You could probably wake
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: up real early and take a hot air balloon.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Seriously?
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Don't they do that in Temecula?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: I think they do. I think you're right.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: Do you want to do a hot air balloon ever?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: I don't because I watch one too many of them
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: blowing into power lines. I just need to see one
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: blow into a power line and the people die. I'm
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: good with that.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: We did it in Napa, my sister and I and
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: my dad.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: Isn't it loud?
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Then my mom stayed below. Now I'm like, How scary
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: that must have been for her just to like watch
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: us go up there.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: I know people love it. It is scary because the
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: flame is going.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: The flame.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: So you feel like heat and you're like... And it's
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: one of those things so scary when you start to
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: go up and then you just sort of get used
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: to it that you're flying around. Yeah. And then you
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: kind of like don't get as freaked out. But it's
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: one of those things I've done it once. I don't
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: think I have to do it again.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with you. I don't have any desire to
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 3: do any of that kind of stuff.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Same with skydiving. I never have to do skydiving again.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: I just never.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that makes me like a- I.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: Never wanted to do bungee cord.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 3: None of this. I don't need to do any of this.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: I did. Well, like I said, I did the skydiving.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: I really regretted it.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: You did? Did you do a tandem one? Are the
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: guys on it with you?
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: Tandem. But I regret it because I just can't believe
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: I put my mom through that.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, you did?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember she was like, please call me. Please
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: call me after. And I'm like, God, Mom. Yeah. So
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: I go jump out of this plane. Of course she'd
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: be like- Yeah. Completely freaked out. And it's just something
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: you don't need to do.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: I know. I mean, people love it. But you know what?
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: Maybe I am kind of remembering it. It was pretty insane.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: You did it, though.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: I did it and I lived.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: I'd like to do a fun thing on this podcast
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: where I have a new something I'd like to, because
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 3: summer's coming.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, summer's coming looks. Yeah.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: Yes. And I have a look that I would like
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: to show you now.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: Because my dermatologist had his time for a big hat.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: It's time for a big hat.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, I do do sunscreen every day. I try to, too.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: And he goes, it's time for a big hat. So
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: I went, and I got one, and this is what
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 3: I'm going to try.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: I'm a little bit scared.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: I'm in the Hamptons and Montauk pretty much the month
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: of July.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: Go to YouTube, you guys.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: And, okay, you ready? This is the new one. Now,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: the last one, you people crucified me. Okay. Here it goes.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: What about that? No, wait. What about it? Is it... Now,
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: some people, like, you see them in this.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Wait, can you push the part.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, I think I want it up more than down. No,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: you want it down? Wait, hold on, hold on. Is
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 3: it bad? But I need a.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: You know what? If you have to wear a hat
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: for sun protection, you have to. But it just, without
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: seeing your hair.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 3: Is it coastal grandma?
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: It is. It's very, it's, it's lesbian gardener.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: My wife was like, exact.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: What is this?
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: This is going to be the whole look. I probably
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 3: won't have this shirt on underneath, but, uh, this is like,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 3: stay with me. No, this is bad or good. It's so. Feminine.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: It's so feminine.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: Well, that's kind of what it's supposed to be.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: I mean, the roses are beautiful.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: Like, I feel.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 1: Did you go to, like, Mexico for that shirt or something?
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's, like.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: Forever 21. And that's not a joke. Okay, like, what
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: about now? Okay, wait. Hold on.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Do not lift it up like that.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: No, I'm telling you, that's the look.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: No, lifting it up looks so much more.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: No, this is it.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: Look.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no. This is what I.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: No? You gotta... You got to see the plate, where
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: I'm at. Can I? I'm at like a, let's say
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: Coachella or something like that.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: Do you have darker glasses?
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, of course.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: Can I see? Can I see? You don't have them
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: with you?
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: I don't have them with me. Okay.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: I feel like if you had darker glasses.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: I feel like this, this is like, I'm at Coachella.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: Let me see.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: Let me have a darker glass. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Give
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: me those. Give me those. Just for the look.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: Okay. Just try those.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 3: Okay. What about that? These goddamn weeds won't stop growing.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: Well, now those are very feminine.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, you look like you're transitioning a little bit.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 3: All right. There's nothing wrong with that.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with it. I'm not. I'm not. Don't wear glasses. Okay,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: definitely the pink ones are okay.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: Well, these are just the glasses I had. These wouldn't
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: be the ones I'd wear.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: I would not do pink glasses. I would do like
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: a dark blue.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: Stop doing that. That does not look good.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: It doesn't look like this.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: No, it just looks so much better now. Look to
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 1: your camera. Here's your camera. It looks better down. Why
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: are you? Trust me. It looks better when it's more down.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: Push it down again. Like that.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: Now it works.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: All right. That might be the look.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: Listen, if it can protect you from getting melanoma, then
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: it's worth it.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: Okay, but now what if, like, I'm out. You know,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 3: you're out at one of these outdoor bars in, like,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 3: Montauk or the Hamptons. Can I do this? That's all
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: I'm asking.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, I would almost do the shirt not with the
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: hat or the hat not with the shirt. I think
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: it's too much altogether. Let me see without the shirt.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: And the hat down. Yeah, now you look cute.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: Now you look fine.
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Thank you, everyone.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: Chris, tell everybody where they can find you.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: This comes out Tuesday?
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: The next day. Wednesday. This Wednesday. This Wednesday, I'm at
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: the Punchline in Atlanta. One show only.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: Fun.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 3: Punchline in Atlanta. I love it there. So come out, Atlanta.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: We got a few tickets left. That'll be fun. And
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: then I drive from there. I go to the Comedy
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: Zone in North Carolina.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: Comedy Zone.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: Comedy Zone. That's two nights, Friday and Saturday. And then
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: my final show before I take some time off for
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: the summer is Stand Up Live in Phoenix, Arizona. May 23rd,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: my birthday show, they're calling it. May 23rd. My birthday
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: is May 21st. So May 23rd, I'm at Stand Up
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: Live in Phoenix, Arizona. One show only, Wednesday night.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: So don't have an empty stage for an empty theater.
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: They'll be there. And also Saratoga. You're coming with me
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: to Saratoga, California. Sorry, I guess there's another Saratoga. There's
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: a winery. Yeah. Beautiful outdoor venue.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: I just played up there. A lot of people mentioned
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: it to me.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: In August. So that's a Frangola special is there.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: And then Temicula.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: Frangola.fun.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 5: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 5: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 5: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 5: I'm an early bird, buying one present a week from
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: now till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: buy in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: free click and collect.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: So easy.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 5: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.