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IPA & Root Beer Float Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.6.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. You know how you know that NFL season's
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  right around the corner? Aaron Rodgers is being
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  a douche again. I feel like everything Aaron
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  Rodgers does, if it's from pouring a bowl of
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  cereal into his bowl, or taking ayahuasca or
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  going to Pat McAfee or driving down the block,
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  whatever Aaron Rodgers does, every time he does
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  whatever he does, it's in a douchebag way. The
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  guy is just a walking douche. And no, it's not
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  because he beats the Bears every time. A little
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  bit, but there's also this. Aaron Rodgers is
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  calling a timeout after his latest family reunion.
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  Yeah, we all know that was a photo op to make
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  him look human when he's a douchebag. After the
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  Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback shared that he
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  had reconciled with his parents, Darla Rodgers.
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  Yeah, it was more about reconciling with the
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  parents than with Jordan. I didn't know he had
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  a brother, Luke. I don't know if it's because,
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  like, Aaron's more successful than Jordan in
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  some ways, but, like, Jordan seems to appreciate
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  life more. Kind of like, and this is an Inside
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  Radio reference, but, like, how Howard Stern
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  will hate on, like, Baba Booey or his crew because
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  they're out living life and Howard is just kind
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  of a loner. I feel like it's the same vibe here,
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  right? He tells The Athletic in an August 2nd
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  interview, I've been really staunch going back
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  to when there was a schism that I feel like that
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  stuff should be off limits. It's not a schism.
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  You're on the chism. Mm -hmm. Now, not everybody
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  in the family adhered to the same thing. I'm
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  sure it's never your problem. Everyone doesn't
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  get the greatness. Mm -hmm. But there are different
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  things, situations, experiences, and people that
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  actually change your life. Oh, geez. E! News
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  has reached out to... They reached out for comment.
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  Jordan's reps for comment and has not yet heard
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  back. That's gotta be crappy for Jordan, man.
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  You're just like, it's your brother. I don't
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  have any siblings, so I can't relate, but like...
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  It's gotta be crappy. But this just in. Aaron's
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  a crappy guy. Got a little bitch in my face.
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  Jordan and Aaron's relationship has been far
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  from rosy. Oh, yeah, you know. Sibling. The former
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  sharing a glimpse into their estrangement, which
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  first began in 2014. Wow, that's a long time.
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  While courting now wife JoJo Fletcher. Hot piece
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  of ass. Season 12 of The Bachelorette. Jordan
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  shared during his hometown episode, me and Aaron
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  don't really have that much of a relationship.
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  It's just kind of the way he's chosen to do life.
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  Yeah, I'd rather hang out with Jordan any day.
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  He seems like a good guy. And Aaron could learn
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  a thing or two from him. That class was dork.
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  So there was this weird thing that was happening
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  online. And there was a video, there was a TMZ
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  clip later about it. But Mario Lopez... creates
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  an AI video of his 19 -year -old niece, who's
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  beautiful, eating hot dogs. And what's weird
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  about the video is that she has two hot dogs
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  and like the mustard goes all over her face.
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  And unfortunately, it kind of looks like porn.
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  Let's see if there's any audio to the video.
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  I can't take her anywhere. And then it's like
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  all over her mouth. It looks like a money shot.
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  I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Look at you. It's so good.
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  And she's like, it's like dripping in there.
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  You're a mess. The mustard. Here's the thing.
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  I was reading online AI prompts based off of
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  what they see on the Internet. So it probably
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  just took the pretty girl look and then looked
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  at every porn site and was like, oh, we're going
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  to recreate a money shot. Man, we are living
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  in a time of idiocracy. Pokemon is sued after
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  former employer allegedly set up cameras in the
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  bathroom. Pokemon, gotta catch them all! That's
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  a dumb joke. I wish I could play the intro in
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  here, but that is so copyrighted. Alright, here's
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  this dumb broad talk. Talking about Megan, or
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  talking about Caitlin Clark. Caitlin Clark was
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  directly asked to speak on it. You know there's
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  cobwebs down there in Megyn Kelly. And she was
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  cowardly. She refused to do it. Why do you care?
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  What's the impact on life? Because you're a loser.
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  It is one thing to inject politics into your
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  sport where they don't belong, like Colin Kaepernick
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  kneeling in the middle of professional football.
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  That was fucking 10 years ago. How miserable
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  of a dumb woman are you? Mm -hmm. that you're
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  talking about something from 10 years ago. Why
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  don't we talk about Ryan Lochte making an ass
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  of himself in Rio de Janeiro? The same thing's
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  happening around then. Remember the killer clowns
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  or Pokemon Go? You're living in the past because
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  you got nothing. Because you realize that your
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  presidential candidate that got elected sucks.
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  So now you're taking it out on others because
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  you're a talentless douche. It's quite another
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  when little girls are getting the shit kicked
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  out of them in their sport and you are the most
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  famous woman. She doesn't have to take a stand.
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  What is it, that line from Michael Jordan and
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  the Republicans wear shoes? In women's basketball.
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  Whatever, Megan. God, can you imagine being married
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  to that moron? Sorry to our husband. Oh, there's
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  food poisoning going on at Chipotle. What's new?
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  There's something wrong with Chipotle. I like
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  Chipotle, but... I gotta get a large queso and
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  chips and double meat. It's like $27. I can't
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  stand Kelly Osbourne. She seems like your typical
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  narcissist that thinks everything is about her.
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  Even though she looks absolutely dreadful with
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  her new, you know, skeletal look. And she's ripping
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  into her exes. I'm sure you're never the problem,
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  honey. No! Just an annoying brud. You guys have
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  been buddies for like 20 some odd years. And
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  suddenly it just changed. I can't explain it.
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  It just happened. Yeah, about five months after
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  breaking off their engagement. Kelly. Oh yeah,
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  that was when Kelly Osbourne got proposed to
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  last year. Will you marry me? There's Ozzy. Kelly
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  Osbourne seemingly slamming the father of her
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  three -year -old son, Slipknot Sid Wilson. Why
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  is Sid fatter than you? You are so freaking skinny.
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  It bothers me. I mean, let's be honest. You look
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  just like Skeletor. I can't remember when I've
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  had a more pleasant day. The good, the bad, the
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  ugly, I take it all. Without naming Sid specifically.
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  Yeah, that's a win. do. Not all of them, but
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  most of them. That when they make a post about
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  the man, they don't say it because they don't
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  have the guts. Even though they spent years being
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  up in their guts. Kelly shares this tirade on
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  Instagram. Strange how the loudest defense of
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  the guilty is rarely innocence. You're annoying.
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  Shut up. It's distraction. When the mask slips,
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  they don't face the mirror. They throw it at
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  someone else. Yeah, you're talking about yourself.
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  It's like a boomerang. She then demands, wake
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  the f*** Wake the F up and just shut up. Kelly,
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  you look terrible. I know the whole internet
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  was mean to you. Mm -hmm. I know everybody was
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  mean, but it's true. A lot of times the internet
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  is wrong when they're mean, but it's right in
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  this direction. It's right when it comes to you.
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  You're an annoying woman, you're a terrible person,
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  and it's better when we don't hear from you.
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  Mm -hmm. What I don't like about Angel Reese
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  is the fact that she'll say things that racist
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  people can use as ammunition. Because I am totally
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  not racist. But Angel Reese... i shared a video
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  of her saying that there were never any african
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  -american dolls growing up even though there's
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  been like seven black barbies since 1967 and
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  then someone tweets ha nobody expects blacks
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  to tell the truth angel this is the problem because
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  she's i'm gonna play the clip but the problem
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  is when you race bait on things that are not
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  true when there's plenty of things wrong with
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  this country you come off like a brat and a dummy
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  There were a ton of them. I remember seeing African
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  -American Barbie dolls in class. I wasn't playing
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  with them, but African -American people in my
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  class were. Angel Reese, this is why you're not
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  as cool as Kaylin Clark. Kaylin Clark doesn't
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  want to talk about the deep issues. She wants
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  to be a baller. Angel Reese, without missing
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  layups and grabbing her own rebounds, is not
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  the best at basketball. She's good enough to
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  make the league, but she has to make everything
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  about race. And it's just embarrassing. Aren't
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  you tired, Angel Reese? Aren't you tired of constantly
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  lying and constantly making everything about
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  race and blah, blah? You shut up. You, Bubba
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  Wallace, Jussie Smollett, you're all liars. Show
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  your ass. Your flat ass. A panel of judges cleared
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  the way for the state to enforce its law restricting
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  minors from attending drag shows. The 11th Circuit
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  ruled the State's Protection of Children's Act
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  will likely be ruled constitutional then. Listen,
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  if a kid wants to go to a drag show, and they
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  have their parents with them. Who cares? I don't
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  understand this transphobia, homophobia, I'll
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  even say dragphobia, of people hating on drag
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  shows. When these same Christians that claim
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  to be against drag shows will cheat on their
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  wives and have side chicks, and a lot of times
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  be in the closet. In this short lifetime, if
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  a parent wants to bring their kid to a drag show.
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  Who cares? How does it affect your life? You're
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  all a bunch of closeted losers that take things
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  too seriously. Again, out of all the problems,
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  the flooding in Florida, the flock cameras, no,
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  we're going to talk about, you know, drag shows.
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  Shut up. Pasco County, a person is in custody
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  after a bomb threat was reported in Spring Hill.
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  Oh, yeah. Spring Hill is not the bomb, though.
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  Mm -hmm. Both sides were in court today in advance
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  of the October trial of Phoenix Eichner, the
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  suspected FSU shooter. Eichner is... So they
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  used transcripts in court of him talking to Chad
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  JVT. I know the perfect way to solve the problem
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  with him. Mm -hmm. Put him in the back. And call
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  it a day. I'm Julie Salamone. A Sarasota County
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  teacher loses the majority of her possessions
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  after her home is struck by lightning. The other
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  day, I had this weird thing happen. So, I live
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  in a pretty big apartment complex. I got like
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  probably eight or nine different buildings. It's
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  a huge complex in St. Pete. And I was walking
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  to my... I was just walking... And there's this
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  like spark that happens right in front of me.
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  And I'm like, that was weird. And then a second
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  later, it was thunder. I was like, did I almost
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  get struck by lightning? That could have been
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  my chance to go viral and get 71 downloads. This
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  next headline, I'm very passionate about. are
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  considering a bill that could dramatically change
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  North Carolina's hemp industry. House bill. Listen,
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  I don't know what it is about the boomers, what
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  it is about the South and people that are Republican,
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  but they are so against weed. In a short lifetime,
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  who cares if somebody wants to have hemp? And
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  I have family. Obviously, I'm doing Winston -Salem
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  news. I have listeners in Winston -Salem from
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  my interviews with two guys named Chris. I love
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  Winston -Salem. I love North Carolina. But this
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  is not it, dawg. Bill 328 proposes stricter regulations
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  for hemp -derived consumable products. He sounds
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  like such a boomer talking about marijuana. Let
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  the people of North Carolina vote for this, not
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  the stupid boomers that have 20 years left on
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  this planet. Local hemp business owners say...
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  Yeah, and then the Republicans... to be about
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  the small businesses when they're not. The change
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  would be detrimental to the industry. Fox 8's
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  Ho -Jung Roo spoke with some business owners
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  and also lawmakers. She joins us here in the
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  studio tonight. So Ho -Jung, what did these owners
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  tell you? Well, Neal and Katie, the most controversial
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  part of this bill to those in the hemp industry
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  is a new limit on hemp products. Yeah, they're
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  trying to limit how high you can get. Oh my God,
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  who cares? How does it affect you if someone,
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  after working eight hours... In a world that
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  we really shouldn't be working eight hours, that
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  you want to get high at home. Why does it matter?
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  House Bill 328 proposes prohibiting products
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  containing more than 0 .4 milligrams of total
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  THC per container. Those against the bill say
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  that this could result in a big loss for the
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  industry. You don't say. An industry means people
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  make money, which means for small businesses.
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  And again, these stupid boomers, they... grilling
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  us over as they're in their third and final act
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  on this planet as the worst generation ever.
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  Those who support the bill say it'll close loopholes
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  and keep the consumer safe. Why do you care about
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  the consumer? You care about control. If you
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  cared about the consumer, you would figure out
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  a way to let us get high in peace. Shut your
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  ass. This is a bunch of stupid boomers. They
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  just can't get out of your way. And to that,
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  I say this right here. Smoke weed every day.
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  And get over yourself. You're going to be warm
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  meat soon. Oh, it's the end of the show in Fresno.
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  What a delightful way to end by saying warm meat.
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  All right. Oh, wow. I had my mic turned down.
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  Ray, how professional I am. Although, when my
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  mic's turned on, I never sounded any better.
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  And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy
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  on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids out of the pool
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  for adult swim. All kids out. Attention, FM DJ.
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  Begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And those
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  are his good qualities. A sick person with a
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  powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,
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  three, go. Welcome to... Door is closing. Hi,
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  this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening
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  to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. No, no, no, no. If I hit
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  this button, boom, the whole program's gonna
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  start. Okay, wait a minute. All right. The semen
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  was so big. And now there's something completely
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  different. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
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  what real women need. That's it. Bushing. Stop
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  cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  Oh yeah, what up? What's happening? This is Hoppy
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  Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. You can always
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  call the show. 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494
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  -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.
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  And you can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio at
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  gmail .com. Oh, we need to celebrate the good
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  times. Come on. You might be listening at a time
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  when it's cloudy, but as of right now, the sun
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  came out in Florida. The sun should always be
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  on. We ain't cleaning. The sun came out of St.
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  Petersburg and it hit like truth. Got it. White
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  on the windshield in the booth with the noose.
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  Water. Yeah. 6 '9 in the frame and the whole
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  room lean. Riding on the mic trying to keep it
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  clean. Talking sex and dates and the celeb lies
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  too. World on the line when the red light blew.
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  But the glare got in like I thought you can't
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  shake. And the smile got thin with every hour.
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  I love when the sun comes out. I'm so much more
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  energetic. I'm less moony. Let's be honest, I'm
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  always moony. It can be good moods. It can be
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  bipolar, I'm on top of the world moods. It can
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  be all the world's ending moods. I'm really horny.
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  I need to get my rocks off mood. I never know
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  what's going to happen. I was singing about it.
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  Remember like 20 years ago? No, I was not an
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  adult then. But I was alive. A lot of older people
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  do this thing where they don't think that because
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  we weren't adults 20 years ago, we weren't experiencing
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  things. Ah, you were only 9 years old during
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  9 -11. You have no memory of it. Yeah, I remember
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  a lot of it. But remember when it was easy to
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  talk to somebody about what was on TV? Think
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  about it. He's still a goat. Oh yeah, did you
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  watch Lost last night or Prison Break? Oh yeah,
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  I watched it. I watched it too. No, I watched
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  Desperate Housewives. Oh, my wife watches that.
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  Now what happens is the fact that all of a sudden
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  there's so much TV on that it's hard to find
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  anything that people watch. You got Amazon Prime,
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  Hulu, Peacock. HBO Max, Disney Plus, AMC. And
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  honestly, last night I was looking at the Tubi
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  game. Man, Tubi's no joke. They got like Superbad
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  on there and some Shaz. They're good. Really
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  excited about that. But first. Spin is still
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  coming through. Someone came out inside Petersburg
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  and it burned right through. Poppy hour, poppy
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  hour. That's the plan. I live in Florida. The
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  sun's supposed to be out. All right, here's to
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  that. I'm going to come back on happy hour. It
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  will have probably about an hour in a row of
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  talking, but. I like this new format of kind
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  of starting the show with best of and then my
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  10 -minute long intro and me talking. And then
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  we play a banger to get the club going. Happy
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  hour. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ryan Hoppy Radio
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  dot com. The hour will be right back. You probably
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  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
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  all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.
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  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
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  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
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  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
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  was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
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  what real women need. That's it. Bushing. Stop
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  cussing. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
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  listening to this next song, you can skip over
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  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
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  in his selection. So stick around, folks. Don't
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  worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
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  Here is a song you probably never heard. Board
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  banger because the beat's hot. And in the song.
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  It has a cat meowing as it beats. But that cat
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  is not as cute as this one. My cat. There's a
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  man on the bad side of town. He got a board.
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  A new kind of board. Oh yeah? What's so special
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  about it? It's got a special beat. When you pick
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  it up, the whole world start dancing. Don't tell
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  anyone where you got this information from. The
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  whole world's on the lookout for this skateboard.
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  Because the beat's hot. Because the beat's hot
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  You know this beat's hot We got the streets locked
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  I keep it coming back for more like a Cree spot
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  Hey, what's up, Sanedio? I got the video The
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  type of music you could bump it in the stadium
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  So put it in your system And let that bass hum
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  And let it beat your eardrums till your face
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  numb And we just too Cree's, boy Way out your
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  league, boy Fingers from the J to E and T, boy
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  Inside the Long Beach, boy Get out your seats,
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  boy And make way for them skaters from the streets,
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  boy Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kickflips,
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  boy Pick chips, boy Off the seas, here we come,
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  big trips, boy What you know about this thing?
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  Flyin' on the weekend Bank accounts all around
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  the world, we eatin' Pace it, fight it, Europe,
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  stop, stop No hick on the track, why? Cause the
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  beat's hot My days! My days! My days! My days!
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  My days! My days! My days! My days! My days!
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  My days! My days! My days! My days! My days!
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  My days! My days! My days! My days! My days!
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  repo This is our block, my wood Long Beach, boys
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  and girls, this is our hood Cause I'm the queen,
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  gotta make you lean Boy, bangin' on my line like
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  I'm illiterate Shirt stoppin' at the light, my
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  rims stop, stop No hook on the track, because
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  the beat's hot Because the beat's hot We make
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  your body rock, bide I drew the Alibop I got
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  you tasting different flavors like a lollipop
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  My angels dance to this And my little hands to
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  this They get it poppin' in their club when they
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  bangin' it See, see, see, see, see, I'm skateboard
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  He's callin' me Lakeshore Kissin' stones, break
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  bones, but I break bars Yeah, we steppin' in
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  the light, light haters Flop, flop, no hook on
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  the track Because the beat's hot If you're feelin'
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  our song, download it for free Oh, yeah. You
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  got 34 days until the regular season of the NFL
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  begins. Tonight is the Hall of Fame game. Who
• 27:41
  is playing tonight for the... Oh, the Carolina
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  Panthers, who I predict will have a great season
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  against the Arizona Cardinals. Well, let me know
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  your predictions. 8 -5 -6. 49, how many? It's
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  8 -5 -6. 5 -5 -6. 5 -7 -3. You're tweeting me
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  at RyanHobbyRadio, and you can always email me,
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  RyanHobbyRadio. There are rumors that Aaron Donald
• 28:16
  may return this year for the Rams with Miles
• 28:21
  Garrett. Why wouldn't you? Also, Tom Brady was
• 28:24
  seen with a hot -ass model. What's new? All right.
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  Here's the latest with Aaron Rodgers. Oh, what
• 28:39
  is our sweet Aaron Rodgers doing? You kind of
• 28:43
  view this, you reverse maybe the years of the
• 28:45
  past. I'm going to plead the fifth. Okay. Not
• 28:50
  funny. I like Pat McAfee but his friendship with
• 28:58
  Aaron Rodgers gives him you know how like on
• 29:00
  that show what was a part of my take or whatever
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  around the horn whichever one where they had
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  the points and Tony Reale would give you two
• 29:06
  points if you had a good point or he would give
• 29:08
  you like negative points if you had a bad point
• 29:11
  yeah that's how I feel about Pat McAfee hanging
• 29:13
  out with Aaron Rodgers a negative two points
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  I love that guy Like that absolute coward Tony
• 29:22
  Fauci. Absolute coward. He's just such a twat.
• 29:26
  Dr. Fauci's attorney is telling Aaron Rodgers
• 29:29
  to shut up and dribble. I'm Mike Babcock and
• 29:32
  this is a minute with Mike. Oh, yeah. David Shurtler,
• 29:36
  one of Anthony Fauci's attorneys. Yeah, you know,
• 29:39
  the one that told him to not say anything because
• 29:41
  he's a douchebag. Now, listen, I don't want you
• 29:44
  to think that because I'm ripping into Aaron
• 29:46
  Rodgers. that I like Tony Fauci. I think he's
• 29:52
  a scumbag. But Tony Fauci can be a scumbag. And
• 30:01
  so can Aaron Rodgers. In fact, the guy who was
• 30:03
  actually kicked out of the Senate hearing just
• 30:06
  a couple of days ago on Capitol Hill is clapping
• 30:09
  back at Aaron Rodgers. Oh yeah, clapping back.
• 30:14
  I wonder if Fauci ever made some cheeks clap.
• 30:17
  Or his cheeks got clamped. Kept it short and
• 30:19
  sweet, but he went right at the four -time NFL
• 30:22
  MVP. Whoa, Aaron Rodgers doesn't know what he's
• 30:25
  talking about. He should stick to football. Here's
• 30:29
  the thing. Didn't the left get mad at LeBron
• 30:33
  when the Republicans were telling him to stick
• 30:36
  to basketball? You're doing the same thing. This
• 30:39
  is why politics is phony. You're all a bunch
• 30:42
  of scumbags. We all know that Fauci has that
• 30:48
  little bitch slap face. So Fauci says, just throw
• 30:55
  touchdown passes. Don't worry about what's happening
• 30:57
  in the medical community. And then here's Chad
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  Ochocinco, who has eight children with seven
• 31:08
  women. Oh, I'm sure he's a present father. Says
• 31:11
  he chooses their mothers based on athletic ability.
• 31:14
  It's kind of a different process, obviously.
• 31:16
  Me being a lot more mature. It wasn't about having
• 31:19
  a woman that's fine and you look a certain way.
• 31:24
  I like women that are fine. They're just hot
• 31:26
  men. Gotta be a certain color, a certain complexion,
• 31:29
  hair, and all this stuff that just didn't matter.
• 31:31
  Whatever. I needed athletes. So you wanted to
• 31:35
  date athletes? As long as you do some Kegels,
• 31:38
  you're good with me, babe. DMZ. Okay, so Ariana
• 31:48
  Grande is a side chick. Says that she is not
• 31:55
  stepping back because of all the comments about
• 31:57
  her weight. All right, meaning to address the
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  line. She looks horrible. Absolutely dreadful.
• 32:07
  If you could say she looked horrendous, I wouldn't
• 32:11
  be saying enough. Any of the words in a dictionary
• 32:14
  that... mean that someone looks bad, don't describe
• 32:17
  enough. You could put all of those words into
• 32:20
  a milkshake maker and make a big word to describe
• 32:24
  how awful she fricking looks. She said, I want
• 32:29
  to make it clear that this is not about anyone
• 32:30
  talking about my appearance. But then why did
• 32:32
  a rep say because of public scrutiny? Because
• 32:35
  everyone's like, we're sick of you, go away.
• 32:37
  I'm sick of you. I'm not in a mood for TMZ. I
• 32:39
  don't like when like the... the TMZ. I mean,
• 32:42
  I know I kind of have a parasocial relationship
• 32:44
  with these celebrities, but I don't know what
• 32:46
  TMZ thinks. They like, Oh my God, they care about
• 32:49
  me. It's like, no, you're just a cackling hen
• 32:54
  like the rest of them, but you have a cool job.
• 32:58
  It's all, it's different. Oh, what's going on
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  here? What does a man expect from a woman? Um,
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  A man basically needs three things. A woman who
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  does not betray him. Yeah, it's pretty, you know,
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  ideal. In any way. Even during the worst of times.
• 33:18
  A woman who brings him peace. You need a loyal
• 33:21
  rat or die. Peace. Rather than being a constant
• 33:26
  complainer who only knows how to make demand.
• 33:29
  And a woman who offers him a high quality sex
• 33:32
  life. Oh yeah. Sorry, I was spacing out this
• 33:39
  girl, Georgia Sterling, his gray rack. This is
• 33:42
  what sustains the relationship. But if you aspire
• 33:45
  to be an above average partner, know that he
• 33:48
  also needs to be validated through words of affirmation.
• 33:52
  Yeah, I don't know. I don't agree. To me, I get
• 33:56
  words of affirmation from my bosses or the sales
• 33:58
  team at work when they're happy with me. Good
• 34:00
  job. To me, words of affirmation is so overrated.
• 34:04
  Because here's the thing. If you're not having
• 34:07
  sex, this is where women get the dating thing
• 34:09
  wrong. Let me explain it to you. The thing that
• 34:17
  makes a relationship different from a friendship
• 34:19
  or being roommates is sex. Oh, the handies, sex,
• 34:28
  cunnilingus, all of it. But words of affirmation.
• 34:35
  is dangerous. Because you can be in a prime relationship
• 34:40
  and they're giving you words of affirmation and
• 34:43
  all of a sudden they break up and they say, I
• 34:46
  never met any of them or you're a loser. It shouldn't
• 34:50
  matter what your partner says. You should always
• 34:55
  just go in going, I'm the man. Now it's your
• 35:00
  job to turn me on. Turn on the hoppy. Do women
• 35:08
  cheat? Yes, they do. And they do it well. Here
• 35:12
  are a couple signs to look out for. Turn your
• 35:15
  phone off. If you think your girl's cheating.
• 35:18
  Now, do all of these mean she's cheating? No.
• 35:21
  But it's a good indicator. If a woman starts
• 35:25
  switching up her emotional patterns within a
• 35:27
  relationship. Yeah, all of a sudden she's like
• 35:30
  working. Like my situationship I had for two
• 35:33
  years never worked out a day in her life. The
• 35:36
  last six weeks of us hanging out all of a sudden
• 35:38
  she was working out every day. Funny how that
• 35:43
  works. Something's going on. She's doing hot
• 35:46
  and cold with you. One day she's emotionally
• 35:49
  disconnected. The next day she's firing back
• 35:52
  up trying to make things work. It's probably
• 35:54
  because she wanted to see how desirable she was
• 35:56
  on the market. Saw how desirable she was. Things
• 35:59
  didn't work out and then came back to try to
• 36:01
  make things work with her. Yeah, it's called,
• 36:04
  you know, they got that. The man realizing she's
• 36:08
  for the streets. And then the men have pity for
• 36:12
  you that you're dating someone who's for the
• 36:14
  streets. Here is Bella Thorne. Hot ass woman.
• 36:25
  Says her ex admitted cheating on her for four
• 36:28
  years. And my father cheated on my mom a lot
• 36:31
  growing up. And so I had a lot of like past kind
• 36:33
  of cheater drama. Yeah, that's not ideal. And
• 36:39
  then when I broke up with his ass, like, you
• 36:40
  know, he's like, well, because you are so honest,
• 36:42
  I wanted to write you this letter. What an annoying
• 36:46
  broad. And his voice is driving me nuts. And
• 36:48
  in the letter, he just tells me that he was always
• 36:52
  cheating on me throughout. That must mean she's
• 36:58
  bad in bed. Cause let's be honest here. Bella
• 37:00
  Thorne's beautiful. Our four years. And he, but
• 37:03
  don't worry because he never slept with the same
• 37:07
  girl more than once. Don't worry. He never. Not
• 37:12
  with the same girl. Not more than once. Yeah.
• 37:18
  If you're getting treated on, you are not putting
• 37:21
  out. She's probably too busy putting up those
• 37:24
  bland selfies she puts on her OnlyFans. I saw
• 37:28
  this here. Now, I love the double standard that
• 37:32
  I call out on this show. I love when a woman
• 37:37
  asks for money. and a divorce for alimony. And
• 37:42
  she goes, I deserve it. I was in a relationship.
• 37:44
  It was a party. It was a two -way setup. But
• 37:49
  when the man asked for money, all the frickin'
• 37:52
  son and all the women find excuses not to, you
• 37:56
  know, give the money. And Denise Richards says
• 37:59
  her ex -husband asked for $100 ,000 a month.
• 38:01
  Yeah, that's no different than any of the NBA
• 38:05
  side checks. asking for that. So here she is
• 38:09
  breaking it down, looking kind of old. 10 days
• 38:13
  after my facelift, 4th of July weekend, I told...
• 38:16
  His mom, my text, I'm like, you've got to get
• 38:18
  your husband and your son out of here. I cannot
• 38:20
  do this. If not, I'm going to file a restraining
• 38:22
  order. This is so abusive. What an annoying broad
• 38:26
  she is. Trying to heal from two surgeries. So
• 38:29
  eventually they left and then bad weekend. And
• 38:32
  then Aaron, person I'm divorcing, filed that
• 38:36
  online that weekend. Hell yeah, you did. Get
• 38:39
  that money. And let's be honest, the money you
• 38:43
  have is really from Charlie. Who's ever gone,
• 38:47
  oh my God, I'm such a fricking fan of Denise
• 38:50
  Richards. And doesn't tell me. And has texted
• 38:52
  me like on a Monday, like nothing. And I couldn't
• 38:55
  even, I didn't even want to see him or anything.
• 38:57
  My daughter, Sammy, called me. I'm sure he didn't
• 38:59
  want to see you either. You seem like a real
• 39:01
  freaking delight. She's like, are you okay? Because
• 39:04
  I stayed the night at her house on a Saturday
• 39:06
  night because I just was so scared to stay there.
• 39:08
  I was afraid he was going to do something. And
• 39:10
  so I stayed at her place. And even at that, I
• 39:13
  still didn't tell her everything. Wow, you really
• 39:16
  talk a lot with no point. But she's like, well,
• 39:19
  that motherfucker filed for divorce. I was like,
• 39:22
  what? Why? I'm bored. I can see why he filed
• 39:28
  for divorce. You talk a lot and there's really
• 39:29
  no path. Here's Paige the Sorable. There's been
• 39:43
  a lot of clips of Paige the Sorable. Piece of
• 39:49
  ace. This seems to be during the Zoom era of
• 39:54
  good old. She's on this because it says it has
• 40:00
  the barstool logo on the bottom right. It says
• 40:02
  Paige DeSorbo talking about a one night stand
• 40:05
  on Call Her Daddy. Only for you, baby. Only.
• 40:09
  So one night he was supposed to meet me out and
• 40:12
  he never shows up. So because I didn't have like
• 40:15
  a... So she's going to say that she had a one
• 40:18
  night stand with her man's friend after he failed
• 40:20
  to show up. His best friend, by the way. Crazy
• 40:23
  college experience. I'd never had a one -night
• 40:26
  stand, and this was the only time I'd ever done
• 40:29
  it. God, he knows she's tight. And I'm out with
• 40:31
  my girlfriends. I forget where we even were.
• 40:33
  I think we were at... Yeah, you're probably black.
• 40:35
  Because, you know, when Paige the Sorba gets
• 40:43
  black and got drunk, anything's on the table.
• 40:46
  Yeah! Get down there. At Acme. Oh, shit gets
• 40:53
  weird at Acme. Oh, yeah, you know. It's been
• 40:57
  airtight for Alex Cooper. You have no cell phone
• 41:00
  service. It's weird. It was just odd. What are
• 41:04
  you talking about? You're like, no one can contact
• 41:07
  me. I don't want to listen to this. I'm just
• 41:09
  done. So she talks about women are like, don't
• 41:12
  sexualize us. And then all you do is sexualize
• 41:18
  yourself. Stefan Diggs is reportedly going to
• 41:24
  the Washington Redskins. I meant the same. Commanders.
• 41:29
  He should go play for the Cleveland Indians.
• 41:32
  Blueface shows off his weekly $25 ,000 streaming
• 41:36
  earnings. That's got to be nice. I wouldn't mind
• 41:40
  that. Here is Lily Phillips. talking about the
• 41:48
  clip of her crying force into her anything like
• 41:50
  that a clip from that film of you crying after
• 41:55
  she's being interviewed by the bbc and i bet
• 41:57
  when she found out from her um agent that she's
• 42:00
  going on the bbc she's like but i did three of
• 42:03
  it last night finishing having sex with all those
• 42:05
  men has been viewed millions of times on different
• 42:08
  platforms great can i why do you say great just
• 42:13
  because i'm an ugly crier I hang on. Was that
• 42:18
  crying or was it semen? I'm going to go with
• 42:23
  a ladder. Lily Reinhart talks about filming a
• 42:29
  sex scene in movies. I find that weirdly enough
• 42:32
  for like an intimate sexual scene, it takes a
• 42:36
  little bit longer for my body to kind of calibrate.
• 42:39
  Like you're doing it with someone who's not your
• 42:43
  real partner. I kind of equated a sex scene to
• 42:46
  a one night stand. She's had a lot of them. Because
• 42:56
  it really feels like, you know, you're putting
• 42:59
  your bodies together for however long. Yeah,
• 43:03
  so she's saying she's had like two minute one
• 43:05
  night stands. I mean, but if you got Lily Reinhardt
• 43:07
  on top. Yeah, you know. You're not going to last
• 43:12
  long. And then you go home. You're going to have
• 43:13
  to like spank it beforehand, which that is the
• 43:15
  advice of the day from Ryan Hoppy. If you know
• 43:18
  you're getting laid later, spank it at home so
• 43:21
  that you last 25 minutes. Away from them. So
• 43:26
  there you go. Lily Ryan talking about sex. 856
• 43:31
  -49 -HOPPY. What do we got here? Chrisian said
• 43:36
  she's going to stream her three -year -old speech
• 43:39
  therapy. I really think that Child Protective
• 43:43
  Services needs to check in on his dumb bra. Not
• 43:46
  everything needs to be streamed. Bunch of morons.
• 43:55
  I can't listen to this. Terrible microphone.
• 44:06
  First of all. It's a visual, and this is audio
• 44:09
  only. No one needs to see my hideous face. But
• 44:12
  she's got the microphone to the left of her.
• 44:15
  So let me do a Christiane impersonation. Oh,
• 44:18
  my God, I'm Christiane. This would be if Christiane
• 44:21
  talked into the microphone. Now, let me move
• 44:23
  my microphone so I can tell you what it looks
• 44:25
  like in audio version. Oh, my God, I'm Christiane.
• 44:28
  How are you? You doing good? I'm a person that
• 44:32
  exploits my kid for attention because I'm a dirty
• 44:34
  rotten broad. Mm -hmm. I don't know if these
• 44:40
  people don't want to listen to others, but maybe
• 44:42
  it's because I'm a radio professional and I went
• 44:46
  to a radio trade school. But levels, dude. You're
• 44:50
  not talking into a microphone. You're stupid.
• 44:54
  But then again, a woman that would want to film
• 44:57
  her kid's speech class is a dumb broad. Seth
• 45:02
  Rogen said he one time smoked weed with Paul
• 45:05
  McCartney. Seth Rogen makes potheads look bad.
• 45:08
  Because it's like this whole personality. I'll
• 45:15
  be honest, I'm high right now. I couldn't tell.
• 45:18
  Ah, here's A $AP Rocky talking about Zahan Mamdani.
• 45:22
  Mr. Mayor Mayors is in full effect. I'm trying
• 45:25
  to tell y 'all. I'm shaking hands, kissing babies.
• 45:28
  Look, I paid for the rent. For my grandmother's
• 45:30
  building, she refuses to move out of Harlem,
• 45:32
  right? And so I paid the rent last Christmas
• 45:35
  for everybody, all the tenants in her building.
• 45:37
  I want to do stuff like that. You know, like,
• 45:39
  I don't know if I'm like regurgitating, but the
• 45:43
  man. Whatever. I don't want to hear about a communist.
• 45:46
  I got to fart. Oh, yeah. So I think I'm done.
• 45:52
  I hope that was picked up on the microphone.
• 45:55
  Let me see. Let me see. So what I just did was
• 45:58
  pause the recording to turn up the fart so you
• 46:01
  can really hear it. Maybe I see why John Brennan
• 46:07
  didn't like this show. He's also as bland as
• 46:10
  a saltine cracker. Here's the pressing blue face
• 46:14
  on speakerphone after overhearing him planning
• 46:17
  to go to the club with Adrian Browner and Dane.
• 46:21
  Right now, bro. Right now. Right now. All right,
• 46:30
  so she didn't like that they were going to the
• 46:31
  club to cheat. Like Tampa Morning Radio and their
• 46:35
  little cover bands. Oh, you notice how the wives
• 46:37
  are never there? Here's Carmella Clutch talking
• 46:43
  about hooking up with a fan. She's a good porn
• 46:45
  star. Okay, so I went on a date with a fan once.
• 46:49
  Oh, boy. Yeah. He came into Vegas. And he stayed
• 46:54
  at a... Before you... I was like really soft.
• 46:58
  How did this date come about? He went to a bunch
• 47:05
  of conventions that I was at for like two years
• 47:08
  straight. And he would literally wait the line,
• 47:15
  pay to take pictures with me, wait the line,
• 47:18
  pay to take pictures because I take my time with
• 47:20
  each fan. Oh, yeah. I spend, you know, two to
• 47:25
  three minutes with each one talking to them,
• 47:27
  getting to know them. And he knew that if he
• 47:29
  had waited the line, I would spend that time
• 47:32
  with him. So we got to know each other a little
• 47:33
  bit over this time. Eventually when I didn't
• 47:35
  have anybody there, he's like, can I just pay
• 47:37
  you a, you know, like a hundred dollars to just
• 47:40
  stand next to you and talk to you for a little
• 47:42
  bit. I was like, sure. Okay. And so. We sat there
• 47:48
  talking for a while and then I would see him
• 47:49
  at the next convention. He'd do the same thing.
• 47:51
  And then I'd see him at the next convention and
• 47:52
  he would do the same thing. Stacking. Loser.
• 47:57
  Over and over and over again for about two years.
• 47:59
  Mind you, I was in a relationship at the time.
• 48:01
  So I was not trying to hear anything about that.
• 48:04
  But you're important. After. After a while of
• 48:10
  being single, I needed some dick. He was subscribed
• 48:14
  on my OF. He paid for a Skype session. I Skyped
• 48:18
  with him. I was like, oh, it's you. Hey, how
• 48:20
  you doing? And Mr. Blue Eyes. And we started
• 48:24
  talking. And I was like, you know what? You're
• 48:26
  really cool. We can keep in touch. I'll give
• 48:29
  you my text now number. And that way you can
• 48:32
  just keep in touch with me whenever you want.
• 48:33
  And if you want customs or anything like that,
• 48:35
  you can just code directly to the source instead
• 48:37
  of the only. I want to see my snatch. My fans
• 48:39
  smells like eggs because it's a whole process
• 48:41
  to get to me there. After a while, we just started
• 48:49
  talking and he was like, hey, I'm coming into
• 48:51
  town to Vegas. Look at properties. And I'd really
• 48:56
  like to be able to just take you out for dinner.
• 49:00
  And I mean, it had been about two years of talking
• 49:03
  on and off. And I was like, you know what? Fuck
• 49:05
  it. I'll just go with you. Have a meal. It'll
• 49:09
  be, I've never dated a fan. It'll be something
• 49:12
  interesting. At least it'll be something I can
• 49:13
  talk about. He's like, yeah, yeah, sure, cool.
• 49:16
  So we went to dinner. He took me to this beautiful
• 49:19
  French bistro that was so good. The food was
• 49:22
  amazing. Wow. Okay. I just got catfish. No, not
• 49:30
  by Rover. I really need to start. Investigating
• 49:36
  to make sure that these clips say what they're
• 49:39
  going to be because it was not said there. That's
• 49:50
  how that went. 856 -49 -HOPPING. here is uh mike
• 49:55
  modlock from the uh logan paul podcast talking
• 49:58
  about dating lana rhodes you dated the most googled
• 50:01
  woman on the internet with lana she would get
• 50:03
  messages from why the fuck would you have this
• 50:06
  hip -hop beat in the background man these morons
• 50:08
  editing these podcasts every football player
• 50:10
  every rapper every athlete every business person
• 50:13
  you could ever imagine and as soon as the message
• 50:15
  would come in she would be like what are we responding
• 50:17
  sometimes i would know the person Yeah, you know,
• 50:20
  you be asking about brothers. Mm -hmm. I don't
• 50:25
  know. I've been around so many porn stars. I
• 50:27
  don't know if it's because I'm a good enough
• 50:28
  person. Mm -hmm. But they are not attracted to
• 50:31
  me. It's on my bucket list, but, you know, don't
• 50:35
  see it happening. Mm -hmm. Here's DJ Academics
• 50:40
  on Drake and Chris Brown's beef. This is the
• 50:42
  weakest beef over Rihanna. Nigga, at least when
• 50:45
  Drake and Chris Brown beefed over Rihanna, there
• 50:46
  was balls going, nigga! Oh, yeah! Ah, he needs
• 50:51
  to relax. Uh, here's Blueface finding out when
• 50:55
  the VS started twerking. When did you start twerking?
• 50:58
  Psych five. Damn! Yeah, you know, it describes
• 51:03
  where she's at in life. Uh, DDG says he misses
• 51:05
  his family. And I gotta, I gotta practice patience.
• 51:10
  I've been doing a lot of stuff. It's like they
• 51:11
  say on the news before some holiday season, you
• 51:14
  got to pack your patience. Self -reflecting this
• 51:17
  past week. A lot of self -reflection this past
• 51:21
  month. I realized today that I want to get back
• 51:31
  to the basics. I got to practice patience. I
• 51:38
  don't even know what that means. And to be honest,
• 51:40
  because he's so stupid, I don't think he knows
• 51:43
  what it means. All right. Eight, five, six, 49
• 51:49
  Hoppy. What's going on here? If the girl you've
• 51:56
  been talking to suddenly stops responding, here's
• 51:59
  what you're going to do. Just realize she's not
• 52:02
  for you. She's for the streets. Don't send another
• 52:06
  text. You don't ask if everything's okay. And
• 52:09
  you definitely don't try to restart a conversation
• 52:12
  that she ended. Instead, you simply move on.
• 52:16
  That's what I did. I had this girl named Lady
• 52:18
  who thought she was so hot. I canceled all my
• 52:22
  date in the last hour. I was like, all right,
• 52:24
  whatever. You're missing out on this penis. Because
• 52:27
  women can't be interested and inconsistent. Yeah,
• 52:31
  they can be. I think sometimes these women people,
• 52:37
  women people, it makes no sense, these women
• 52:39
  doing these videos don't realize how much of
• 52:42
  women they are. There is something fascinating
• 52:45
  about submissive men, and it's the fact that
• 52:48
  somehow your algorithm always manages to find
• 52:52
  me. Oh, yeah, Ms. Ferox. She's a porn star, and
• 52:56
  she's 6 '1". Reminds me of that time I got tased
• 53:00
  by Sahara Huxablee. The biggest girl. I'm going
• 53:05
  to call the show and I had to do pizza delivery
• 53:07
  that night and my ass was sore, but not in like
• 53:09
  a ditty way. Not in like a night in Ybor way.
• 53:14
  What's going on? Clavicular's girlfriend snapped
• 53:16
  at him. Yeah, he's autistic. What do some women
• 53:26
  do when they cheat? Well, listen to my words
• 53:29
  on this. And if you need help breaking toxic
• 53:30
  patterns, my link is in my bio. No one gives
• 53:32
  a fucking shit about your link in a bio. If they
• 53:34
  want to click the link in the bio, they will
• 53:36
  after liking your content. Shut up. Let's do
• 53:39
  the easy ones. Number one, names are different
• 53:41
  in the phone. Jeff is now Bethany. Okay. Name
• 53:46
  change. Number two, deleting messages. I wonder
• 53:49
  if this woman's done this. Duh. I am. Here's
• 53:56
  the 911 dispatcher, Perez Hilton. Howdy. Because
• 54:05
  I guess he's having money troubles. Yeah, you
• 54:09
  know, being a douchebag and exploiting people.
• 54:11
  Bitch, you an ass. Because you're a classless
• 54:16
  scumbag. Now, I don't wish bad things upon you,
• 54:21
  but I don't like you. I think you're a douche.
• 54:28
  So there's the 911 call, and then here's the
• 54:30
  TMZ reporter. There are so many updates, headlines,
• 54:35
  and breaking stories regarding the Perez Hilton
• 54:37
  livestream incident, so I am going to tell you
• 54:40
  everything you need to know and break the whole
• 54:41
  thing down. Please, babe. As you know, cops showed
• 54:44
  up to Perez Hilton's Miami area home Tuesday
• 54:46
  night after getting reports that he was livestreaming
• 54:49
  alarming behavior. It appears he had been engaging
• 54:51
  in self -harming behaviors. Look at me! even
• 54:57
  though back in the day he would have made fun
• 54:58
  of people for doing it. It was covered in blood
• 55:00
  all while on this live stream. There you go.
• 55:03
  Law enforcement sources tell TMZ Perez was transported
• 55:06
  to a local hospital for medical treatment and
• 55:09
  psychiatric evaluation. Yeah, he's a psychopath.
• 55:15
  856 -49 -Huppy. Brittany Cartwright calls for
• 55:18
  polices to sneak for sleeping with Jax Taylor.
• 55:22
  I don't think Brittany Cartwright's very good
• 55:24
  in bed. Like, at all. Bella Thorne says she smoked
• 55:30
  weed with Snoop Dogg and probably had sex with
• 55:32
  him, let's be honest. Christina P. addresses
• 55:35
  her divorce from Tom Segura. It was Tom Segura.
• 55:38
  Anyone that's friends with Bert Kreischer is
• 55:42
  a douchebag. Why? This bird crusher's a douche.
• 55:48
  Rihanna was dancing and twerking on A $AP Rocky
• 55:52
  and Barbados. A condom fell out of Sydney Starr's
• 55:56
  pocket when she was being called for being a
• 55:58
  pedophile. Oh, Honey Boo Boo's sister, Pumpkin,
• 56:02
  is now doing hardcore porn with her boyfriend.
• 56:05
  I know my chance. What does it say about me that
• 56:08
  I was trying to watch the sex tape last night
• 56:09
  just because I think it'd be funny not to speak
• 56:11
  to it. Oh, did you know Cristiano Ronaldo has
• 56:14
  a cool car collection? That's so good for him.
• 56:17
  And Sidney Sweeney and Scooter Braun were in
• 56:19
  Washington helping out everybody in Spokane.
• 56:23
  What's going on with Drake? Ladies man. Drake
• 56:26
  turned his annual ladies night event into a massive
• 56:28
  giveaway. He gifted more than. Why would he want
• 56:30
  to be around with any girl that's over 18? And
• 56:33
  $1 million in cash and prizes to the women in
• 56:36
  attendance. Drake hosted his third annual strong
• 56:38
  women, stronger drinks event in Toronto last
• 56:40
  night, where reports say 10 women received $50
• 56:43
  ,000. Wow. Six women walked away with $100 ,000
• 56:47
  each. Strange world. You know, they love them.
• 56:53
  I've been trying. Hmm. India love. I mean, India
• 57:02
  Royal, whatever. The Lil Durk's baby. That people
• 57:08
  were like, I think she's banging other guys.
• 57:10
  Yeah, Lil Durk's probably never getting out of
• 57:12
  prison. What is she never going to have sex again?
• 57:15
  She had sex with someone before him. She went
• 57:17
  on a vacation to Disneyland with all of Lil Durk's
• 57:20
  kids. And there's one tune. There's nine kids.
• 57:27
  Yeah, little dick must not pull out. 8 -5 -6.
• 57:35
  49 hoppy. There was a Florida rapper that has
• 57:39
  the same hair as Kodak Black. I thought it was
• 57:42
  Kodak Black. It's a Timu Kodak Black. And he
• 57:45
  found, he had a full -size airplane in his backyard.
• 57:48
  I'm madder than a bitch, homie. Bitch, I'll walk
• 57:51
  outside. I'm a fucking airplane. My shit wet.
• 57:54
  My shit all drenched. Yeah, that's the problem.
• 57:57
  It's been raining in Florida. Let me take a left.
• 58:00
  Okay, now I take a left. So when I record my
• 58:03
  podcast, I look forward and I'm looking at the
• 58:07
  wall and there's a board and a computer. And
• 58:10
  then if I look to the right, I'm looking at the
• 58:11
  hallway and the door. And if I look to the left,
• 58:14
  I can see the forest next to the radio station.
• 58:18
  So let me take a look to the left and see if
• 58:20
  the sun's out. The sun's out. That made me happy.
• 58:29
  Eight, five, six, 49. It's eight, five, six,
• 58:34
  five. There are five phrases that you can use
• 58:40
  to calm a man down in the middle of an argument.
• 58:42
  One, go talk to your mom like that. Number two,
• 58:46
  I'll give you a blowjob. The New York City mayor,
• 58:54
  mom, dad, he's going to be person of the year.
• 58:56
  Yippee -ki -yay. There's something about him.
• 58:59
  I mean, I like seeing a millennial politician.
• 59:01
  Don't get me wrong. But the problem is, he's
• 59:04
  a politician. There's this in Florida. This steakhouse
• 59:07
  in Hollywood, Florida is offering guests a nude
• 59:10
  dining experience. Oh, yeah. Nothing sexy like
• 59:14
  eating steak. Class Soiree Steakhouse in Hollywood,
• 59:18
  Florida is hosting these nude dinners once a
• 59:20
  month and patrons are - Heather McDonald, that
• 59:24
  hot piece of ass, commented, instead of unbuttoning
• 59:27
  your pants after a big steak dinner, you don't
• 59:29
  wear anything. Completely nude, while thankfully
• 59:32
  the staff and employees remain fully clothed.
• 59:34
  Yeah, it's the most Florida thing ever. Oh yeah,
• 59:37
  let me get a porterhouse while looking at your
• 59:39
  tits. You want to get the blooming onion? 856
• 59:49
  -49 -HOPPY. Here's a woman in Ybor being interviewed.
• 59:55
  Right now, this fucking thing wants to load.
• 59:58
  856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. Email
• 1:00:03
  me. We have slow internet at ryanhoppyradio .com.
• 1:00:06
  All right, here we go. Let us be in for the camera.
• 1:00:11
  She's spinning for the camera. I mean, a little
• 1:00:13
  slow. So it's just a girl walking, showing her
• 1:00:19
  ass. Nice. Let's see here. Here's A $AP Rocky
• 1:00:24
  talking about his relationship with Rihanna to
• 1:00:26
  Jason Lee. I'm saying, like, motherfuckers was
• 1:00:28
  exhausted. I think just people are obsessed with
• 1:00:31
  the relationship. You know, because you are public.
• 1:00:34
  Y 'all are outside, but you're also very private.
• 1:00:36
  We have arguments. We have disagreements. Yeah.
• 1:00:40
  Mm -hmm. Wait, wait, wait, wait. A couple? Especially
• 1:00:44
  a sassy woman like Rihanna. You have arguments?
• 1:00:47
  No way. Breaking fricking news. What? It's not
• 1:00:52
  going to be us with Nerf guns and fucking Dwayne
• 1:00:56
  Reed every time. Life be lifin'. Oh, yeah. Diapers
• 1:01:03
  be poopin'. Here's Boozy talking about internet
• 1:01:06
  detectives. I was scrolling down Instagram, bro.
• 1:01:10
  It's bigger than the police. Otherwise, you're
• 1:01:12
  transgender. All y 'all podcasters, not all of
• 1:01:15
  them, but YouTubers and people on Instagram,
• 1:01:18
  y 'all the golden egg to the investigator. Dude,
• 1:01:22
  it's midnight. Go to bed. All you got to do is
• 1:01:25
  hashtag your page. Whatever. I don't like boozy.
• 1:01:29
  Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom is a good
• 1:01:31
  song, but he seems like a twat. Lil Scrappy says
• 1:01:35
  him and his baby mama are not getting along.
• 1:01:38
  No way. He's got money in the bank. All right.
• 1:01:44
  It is time for Kelly Ripon. Lookin' dope friends,
• 1:02:12
  happy hour, talkin' raw, say the whole thing.
• 1:02:15
  Six dates, bad tics, and the bowl games. Name
• 1:02:18
  ringin' from the bird to the whole plane. Late
• 1:02:21
  flight, Luna on his lap while the phones ring.
• 1:02:23
  Throwback tracks, make your first crush phone
• 1:02:26
  ping. Celebrity gotcha, got the team, let it
• 1:02:28
  all sting. National show, I had babe with a tall
• 1:02:31
  king. It's that happy hour, y 'all won't feel
• 1:02:33
  safe, what we think. Turn the dial up, baby,
• 1:02:36
  don't blink. Kelly Ripper is annoying, but I
• 1:02:39
  hot cougar. Talk slick, still admit that you
• 1:02:42
  pursue her Yeah, we wild on the mic, no sewers
• 1:02:46
  Worldwide, but we still saying lose Kelly Ripper
• 1:02:49
  is annoying, but I, I do Kelly Ripper is annoying,
• 1:02:53
  but I, I do Lies lit, yo Ryan, what you think
• 1:02:57
  of daytime? He laugh, she loud, but I still hear
• 1:03:00
  playtime Chat room crazy, every call I gotta
• 1:03:02
  take One say queen, next say she fake, she like
• 1:03:06
  both That's the twist, keep it at it Talk too
• 1:03:09
  much, but her body's still flawless From the
• 1:03:12
  couch, talk segments To the red carpet room When
• 1:03:15
  she a headache, but she walkin' like Romas Get
• 1:03:17
  that hobby, I'll be out, won't go say what we
• 1:03:19
  think Turn the dial up, baby, don't blink Kelly
• 1:03:23
  Ripa is annoying, but I'm a hot cougar Talk snake
• 1:03:26
  stealing, make that you can sue her Yeah, we
• 1:03:28
  wild on the mind, don't sue us Worldwide, but
• 1:03:32
  we still stay loose Kelly Ripa is annoying, but
• 1:03:35
  I'm a hot cougar Right now. Oops, wrong button.
• 1:03:42
  Actually, what would this have said? Don't worry,
• 1:03:46
  Fresno. The hour will be right back. But I'm
• 1:03:49
  right here. I didn't go anywhere. You know, Kelly
• 1:03:57
  sends her love. She's doing well. She's doing
• 1:03:59
  great. She's not allowed to talk. Wow. Hell yeah,
• 1:04:05
  it's a blessing for him. That's got to be the
• 1:04:08
  hardest thing that she's ever done. Kelly Ripa
• 1:04:11
  sitting out a week of shows at Live. Oh yeah,
• 1:04:15
  you know Mark's enjoying it. After a gnarly dental
• 1:04:19
  procedure. If I'm in a dentist chair, you can
• 1:04:23
  tell, it's like. Ellie had a little bit of, well,
• 1:04:26
  it's not a little, it's a gum graft surgery.
• 1:04:29
  Whoa, okay. And she was, her doctor, her dentist
• 1:04:32
  said five years ago, you can do it in about five
• 1:04:34
  years. And she joked, she's like, I didn't think
• 1:04:36
  I'd still be on the air in five years. Here we
• 1:04:38
  are. So. There we are. Time for David Beckham
• 1:04:42
  news. Yay. Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up
• 1:04:49
  Let me tell my talk real quick Put up late, still
• 1:04:54
  first on the sheet Been bending these corners,
• 1:04:57
  I've been running these streets They scrolling
• 1:04:58
  for the cameras, I scrolling for the stats Got
• 1:05:01
  trophies in my mind, they just posing for the
• 1:05:03
  flags Everybody worship but the tabloids tell
• 1:05:06
  But they don't see the work, they just buy that
• 1:05:08
  shell I ain't hatin' on the hustle, I just hate
• 1:05:10
  the act Built on PR teams and a filtered past
• 1:05:13
  I ain't tryna beat back, I'm that vibe, treasure
• 1:05:16
  me Whole brand of hollow just plastered to me
• 1:05:19
  They live for the gossip, I'm pacify David Beckham
• 1:05:22
  and his family, that's swag to me I ain't tryna
• 1:05:24
  beat back, I'm that swag to me All press, no
• 1:05:27
  show, that's a casualty They pose, we grind,
• 1:05:31
  that's the gap you see David Beckham and his
• 1:05:33
  family, that's swag to me Right now Happy Hot
• 1:05:37
  Topic! Brooklyn and Nicola Peltz -Beckham are
• 1:05:43
  proving their love is worth protecting. Their
• 1:05:47
  love costs nothing. A year after David and Victoria
• 1:05:51
  Beckham's eldest son renewed his vows with wife
• 1:05:54
  Nicola, they shared heartfelt tributes to each
• 1:05:57
  other on Instagram and shared on August 4th,
• 1:06:00
  happy anniversary, Nicola. All right, so they're
• 1:06:03
  in love, but he's going to regret not talking
• 1:06:05
  to his dad. All right, it's time for a new segment
• 1:06:07
  called Nepo Baby News. I dedicate this to you,
• 1:06:11
  Joe Show. The door got opened by who you knew
• 1:06:42
  there. Tell me why. They keep sliding by. Tell
• 1:06:48
  me why. It always looks so fly. Never be new.
• 1:07:14
  Say Pete, voice with the world on line Big talk,
• 1:07:18
  no script, one of a kind Six foot nine, he don't
• 1:07:21
  bite his tongue Says what he means, let the truth
• 1:07:24
  get sung I'll be out rollin' with that throwback
• 1:07:27
  set Talk sex and dates in the gossip net Celebrity
• 1:07:31
  T with that baseline grin And that cat named
• 1:07:34
  Luna sleepin' right in Tell me why They keep
• 1:07:40
  slidin' by Tell me why Right now. By the way,
• 1:08:09
  I see a report here that Tom Holland and Zendaya
• 1:08:12
  want their wedding to be private. They're weird,
• 1:08:14
  dude. You're a public fucking figure. Shut up.
• 1:08:18
  Oh, jeez. He jumps in the pool with his socks
• 1:08:27
  and then floats his feet up to take them off?
• 1:08:29
  Yes, and then he'll drain them and then you play
• 1:08:31
  catch with them. Shut up, Jimmy Fallon. Sonny
• 1:08:35
  Sandler spilling all the tea on... Yeah. She's
• 1:08:40
  17, so we'll skip this. Mm -hmm. Just felt like
• 1:08:44
  premiering the new, you know, song, Nipple Baby
• 1:08:49
  News. That should be the beginning of the Joe
• 1:08:51
  show. And they have said that I have been misdiagnosed
• 1:08:59
  with something pretty major. so i um joined a
• 1:09:15
  medical community and It has teams of doctors
• 1:09:20
  that sort of cross -reference your markers, your
• 1:09:23
  labs, longevity. It's sort of like, let's call
• 1:09:27
  it people. I hope it all works out, Bethany,
• 1:09:29
  but you should sit on my lap. Tim McGraw and
• 1:09:36
  Faith Hill's daughter, Gracie McGraw, gets candid
• 1:09:39
  about her health journey. This should have been
• 1:09:41
  netball baby news. Singer details her experience
• 1:09:44
  using Ozempic to help manage symptoms of polyendocrine
• 1:09:48
  metabolic ovarian syndrome. So she said Ozempic
• 1:09:52
  brought back her eating disorder. Whatever. I
• 1:09:56
  gotta skip over it, but... Okay, I gotta be careful.
• 1:10:05
  Jay -Z and Beyonce released a new song and they're
• 1:10:07
  slamming internet trolls. Jay -Z, just be glad
• 1:10:11
  you got away with rape and shut the fuck up.
• 1:10:14
  Martha Stewart is serving up some unfiltered
• 1:10:17
  truth about her ex -husband. After revealing
• 1:10:20
  in her 2024 documentary, Martha, that she had
• 1:10:24
  an affair during her marriage. Yeah, she's a
• 1:10:27
  sidekick. To Andy Stewart, the 85 -year -old
• 1:10:33
  lifestyle icon is sharing whether the two have
• 1:10:36
  spoken since the documentary's release. In an
• 1:10:39
  interview with People published August 5th, Martha
• 1:10:42
  said the only contact she's had with Andy has
• 1:10:46
  been through lawyers. Yeah, and then the lawyers
• 1:10:48
  were not happy. I got to skip over this again
• 1:10:54
  because of copyright, but Barry Manilow had to
• 1:10:56
  cancel his concert. You know what? I should do
• 1:10:59
  a GoFundMe where I can play copyrighted music
• 1:11:01
  like Joe Budden. When you hear the word Buc -ee's,
• 1:11:04
  you might think of Rest Stop Heaven. It's really
• 1:11:08
  not that great. Wawa's better. I don't know.
• 1:11:10
  It seems too... I don't know. Redneck, white
• 1:11:16
  trash. Fresh barbecue, seemingly endless snacks,
• 1:11:21
  and all kinds of merch. I feel like if you live
• 1:11:24
  in the same town, it's cool, but like, what are
• 1:11:26
  you going to eat ribs and then drive four hours
• 1:11:28
  and fart? Bring this buck -toothed beaver. But
• 1:11:31
  this morning, the wildly popular gas stations
• 1:11:34
  are fueling outrage too. It's time to boycott
• 1:11:37
  Buc -ee's. This is ridiculous. When does this
• 1:11:40
  end? In a new federal lawsuit, Buc -ee's accuses
• 1:11:43
  Beaver's Mini Mart in Beaver Creek, Ohio. of
• 1:11:46
  trademark infringement. Well, they did. It's
• 1:11:49
  the same fucking thing. The mega chain claiming
• 1:11:52
  the convenience store's use of a cartoon beaver
• 1:11:54
  with wide eyes and a smile is unauthorized. Whatever.
• 1:11:59
  Fucking Bucky, this is terrible. Oh, wow, you
• 1:12:02
  got popcorn. Danny DeVito is keeping things sunny
• 1:12:06
  with his ex, Rhea Perlman. Get what he did there,
• 1:12:09
  sonny. He's always sunny. The Batman Returns
• 1:12:13
  actor telling AARP Magazine July 29th that although
• 1:12:17
  they broke up... No one thinks of him from Batman
• 1:12:19
  Returns, let's be honest here. Years ago, the
• 1:12:22
  former couple isn't planning to officially divorce
• 1:12:24
  anytime soon. That's very strange, man. It's
• 1:12:28
  very on point for a Danny DeVito. When you are
• 1:12:32
  with me, you do that pretty well. Compared to
• 1:12:36
  you, maybe. I would roast you with my Instagram
• 1:12:40
  account. It's Selma Hayek and her daughter. And
• 1:12:45
  also because I'm cooler than you. Man, they're
• 1:12:47
  not speaking English. I don't know what they're
• 1:12:49
  speaking. It's supposedly her roasting her mom.
• 1:12:53
  There's something going on with the human vocabulary.
• 1:12:56
  It's like literally the movie Idiocracy when
• 1:12:58
  you talk about slang. It's like complete a full
• 1:13:01
  freaking sentence. What are you doing? Here's
• 1:13:05
  Andy Cohen talking about his new boyfriend. Again,
• 1:13:11
  here's the thing. Okay, so the kids do approve
• 1:13:15
  of the boyfriend, whatever. But this is what's
• 1:13:17
  infuriating. These highly paid people. Look,
• 1:13:23
  so you can't look at the video, but okay. So
• 1:13:26
  the interviewer has the microphone in Andy's
• 1:13:30
  face while he's asking the question and we can't
• 1:13:33
  hear him. Why is the microphone in his face when
• 1:13:38
  it's not his turn to talk? Ridiculous. Man. I
• 1:13:46
  can say what I want about Mike Calta. The guy's
• 1:13:48
  a freaking douchebag. But man, did he teach me
• 1:13:51
  some technical skills. Jesus Christ. What are
• 1:13:54
  we doing here? You can say what you want about
• 1:13:57
  Rover. All these guys are professionals. They
• 1:13:59
  know how to talk into microphones. You're all
• 1:14:01
  freaking mutants. She's the TV legend, Donna
• 1:14:08
  Mills. I thought you'd never ask. Oh, yeah. In
• 1:14:12
  the 80s, Donna steamed up the small screen in
• 1:14:15
  the wildly popular nighttime soap opera. All
• 1:14:18
  right, so she joined OnlyFans. Whatever. You
• 1:14:21
  know what I need to do? Mm -hmm. I'm getting
• 1:14:25
  a little cranky. So I'm going to take my Klonopin.
• 1:14:30
  Ah, that's better. Placebo effect. What's going
• 1:14:34
  on with Carson Daly? Carson Daly is addressing
• 1:14:36
  his future on The Voice. After it was announced
• 1:14:44
  that Keke Palmer would be stepping in to host
• 1:14:46
  the upcoming special season of The Voice Celebrity,
• 1:14:49
  many wondered if it was the end of Carson's run
• 1:14:51
  on the show. Well, he speaks out about the chatter
• 1:14:54
  in an August 5th Instagram post, writing, Many
• 1:14:57
  today have asked if I'm leaving the show. No.
• 1:15:00
  Explaining that he is, quote, not the right host
• 1:15:02
  for it, the 53 -year -old goes on to sing Keke's
• 1:15:04
  praises, Whatever. I'm sure all the racists will
• 1:15:08
  say DEI. Bunch of freaking mutants out there.
• 1:15:13
  It's going on with Bella Thorne. You and Zendaya
• 1:15:16
  were pitted against each other at that age on
• 1:15:18
  the show. I am physically getting mad. So supposedly
• 1:15:28
  the friendship between Zendaya and Bella Thorne
• 1:15:31
  is saved. These videos are written with copyright
• 1:15:35
  and I can't play five seconds or more of it.
• 1:15:38
  Or the problem is what happens is then I get
• 1:15:40
  a copyright strike. Do you see why I'm getting
• 1:15:43
  a little man? And then there's another headline
• 1:15:45
  I don't even want to play. Zendaya is considered
• 1:15:47
  the highest paid actor of the year. Listen, I
• 1:15:53
  am all about treating women equally. But I thought
• 1:15:57
  it was cool to call someone an actress and an
• 1:16:00
  actor. You're an actress. That's where I'm a
• 1:16:06
  little old school. That's where I have the Gen
• 1:16:09
  X radio in me. Zendaya is an actress. She's not
• 1:16:12
  an actor. Whatever. I sound like Monica, but
• 1:16:17
  in reverse from Roger and JP. They should be
• 1:16:19
  called fire women. I'm an annoying woman. I'm
• 1:16:24
  Monica. I'm busy. We're learning new details
• 1:16:28
  about the arrest of a man federal authorities
• 1:16:30
  say was surveilling President Trump's security
• 1:16:33
  ahead of a fundraiser in Southern California.
• 1:16:36
  Listen, I don't like Trump, but if you're stalking
• 1:16:39
  him, you're a loser as well. What's going on
• 1:16:42
  with Chipotle? I love Chipotle. It's my absolute
• 1:16:45
  favorite fast food. But every two years, the
• 1:16:49
  bill goes freaking up. I have to get a large
• 1:16:51
  queso and double meat. To fill me up, it's now
• 1:16:55
  $30. And karma's hitting him. Now to the fast
• 1:17:03
  food chain, Chipotle, pulling jalapeno peppers
• 1:17:06
  at some of its locations over concerns of possible
• 1:17:09
  salmonella contamination. Oh, yeah. I thought
• 1:17:13
  they did such a good job of being clean. Listen,
• 1:17:17
  Chipotle jumped the shark. It takes itself way
• 1:17:21
  too seriously. What do I mean by that? There
• 1:17:25
  is this thing that Chipotle does where they think
• 1:17:29
  they are indestructible. I can get actual authentic
• 1:17:33
  Mexican for $15 when yours is $30. Kiss my ass.
• 1:17:38
  And then you got salmonella. You all douchebags.
• 1:17:40
  There was another thing they had 11 years ago.
• 1:17:43
  Remember when people were getting sick? This
• 1:17:45
  is what Schulze has those details. Good morning,
• 1:17:47
  Elizabeth. Good morning, Robin. This is another
• 1:17:49
  concerning headline about the safety of our food.
• 1:17:51
  Health officials are now investigating a salmonella
• 1:17:54
  outbreak possibly linked to jalapeno served at
• 1:17:57
  Chipotle restaurants in multiple states. We don't
• 1:18:00
  know all the states yet, but Minnesota's health
• 1:18:02
  department is reporting 110 cases. They say most
• 1:18:05
  people got sick after eating at Chipotle from
• 1:18:08
  mid -June to mid -July. Yeah, I'm glad I didn't
• 1:18:11
  go. I will say that is not food you get when
• 1:18:15
  you're grown. It'll just be. And other Mexican
• 1:18:19
  style restaurants are also under investigation.
• 1:18:22
  I just don't like how the Chipotle CEO gaslit
• 1:18:25
  us into like, oh, we give you double meat. We
• 1:18:28
  got affordable prices. And then had the leaked
• 1:18:31
  audio of him saying that they're trying to, you
• 1:18:34
  know, have food for people that make six figures.
• 1:18:38
  So you're screwing over the middle class that
• 1:18:40
  want to have good food. Go fuck yourself. Chipotle
• 1:18:43
  says it removed jalapenos from all the restaurants
• 1:18:45
  where they'd been distributed. I don't even like
• 1:18:47
  jalapenos. It's too spicy. And replaced them
• 1:18:50
  with products from different growers. Whatever.
• 1:18:53
  Forget about your jalapeno. Lower your prices,
• 1:18:56
  you douchebags. Now to McDonald's reporting slowing
• 1:19:02
  sales. Who goes to McDonald's? Listen, I tell
• 1:19:06
  everybody this. If McDonald's to fill up a tall
• 1:19:10
  guy like me, 6 '9", is going to be 18 bucks,
• 1:19:14
  do I really want to get a stomachache at 8 o
• 1:19:17
  'clock at night? Or spend 18 to 20 bucks? and
• 1:19:22
  go to the deli at Publix or whatever grocery
• 1:19:24
  store is in the city you're listening to this
• 1:19:26
  show in. We have 70 countries that listen to
• 1:19:29
  McDonald's. So I'm saying wherever you are, would
• 1:19:32
  you rather have food that you can have as leftovers?
• 1:19:34
  Like last night, I bought meatballs and mashed
• 1:19:36
  potatoes and then some ribs for about $22 and
• 1:19:39
  I have leftover meatballs and mashed potatoes.
• 1:19:42
  There is no point to go to McDonald's. I'm a
• 1:19:44
  millennial. I'm a 90s baby. The only time McDonald's
• 1:19:48
  was cool was the dollar menu. And no, I don't
• 1:19:51
  want to use your app. To me, McDonald's is spur
• 1:19:54
  of the moment. Nothing else is open. Yeah, it's
• 1:20:00
  terrible. They make you think it's a deal. Like,
• 1:20:05
  ooh, you get a single, not even a double cheeseburger,
• 1:20:08
  a single burger and a small fry and a Coke for
• 1:20:11
  $5. Yippee -ki -yay. In 2009, that was $5 would
• 1:20:17
  have been three McDoubles. Actually, If you would
• 1:20:20
  have had a $5 bill in 2009 and then had like
• 1:20:23
  75 cents, you could literally get a whole meal.
• 1:20:28
  Man, I am glad I grew up when I did. Elizabeth
• 1:20:30
  Schulze is back with those details. Good morning
• 1:20:33
  again, Elizabeth. Good morning. What up, baby?
• 1:20:35
  Good morning again, Robin. McDonald's is warning
• 1:20:37
  about what it calls a challenging consumer environment.
• 1:20:40
  Yeah, it's called karma for being overpriced
• 1:20:43
  and terrible food. Restaurants from April through
• 1:20:47
  June grew at the slowest pace in more than a
• 1:20:50
  year. And all the boomers are like... Fast food
• 1:20:55
  giant had rolled out this big slate of deals.
• 1:20:57
  Yeah, trust me, nobody wants premium prices for
• 1:21:00
  crappy food. to try to attract diners who are
• 1:21:03
  frustrated with high prices. Think about it.
• 1:21:05
  I went on a date on Saturday and I paid for the
• 1:21:07
  meal and it was at Chili's, real baller. And
• 1:21:11
  the meal altogether was about $35 for two, three
• 1:21:15
  for 11. And I had leftovers, a fricking burger,
• 1:21:17
  a dip trio, she got a salad. If we would have
• 1:21:20
  gone to McDonald's, it would have been the same
• 1:21:23
  price. Because for me, it's about 15, $16. Let's
• 1:21:25
  say, plus two, yeah. Kiss my ass, McDonald's.
• 1:21:30
  Kiss. My ass. That's how I feel about you. MJ
• 1:22:01
  to Kobe, legends in the game. Shaq's big presence,
• 1:22:04
  true hall of fame. Hoppy's skills at T ain't
• 1:22:07
  playing tame. Behind the curtain, nothing left
• 1:22:10
  the same. Hoppy's moves, man, he knows it all.
• 1:22:13
  From scandals to the court rise and fall. Tune
• 1:22:17
  in, now you'll have a ball. Hoppy Hour got that
• 1:22:20
  shock and awe. Mike was off. Alright, here is
• 1:22:24
  Wemby talking about talented athletes failing.
• 1:22:26
  He's pretty much talking about himself. What
• 1:22:28
  is your totem? Uh, you know, what you just said
• 1:22:31
  about young players, uh, is something I've thought
• 1:22:33
  about a lot. Mm -hmm. And, uh, there's, I mean,
• 1:22:39
  there's a reason to do this because, uh, I know
• 1:22:44
  I'm never gonna turn like this. Like, I know
• 1:22:47
  I'm... I can't listen to this. I'm getting grumpy.
• 1:22:53
  I'm getting mad. Ron Artest said, Malice in the
• 1:22:58
  Palace began over a $50 bet, which makes no sense.
• 1:23:05
  Dwayne Wade is not happy about the NBA awards.
• 1:23:07
  Which is an award that you should have gotten
• 1:23:10
  if they would have. Hold on. Player. Felt that
• 1:23:13
  I should have gotten. Got it. I'm sorry. That
• 1:23:18
  I would have gotten. That you would have gotten
• 1:23:19
  because it wasn't in existence when you played.
• 1:23:22
  All right, thank you. It wasn't in existence.
• 1:23:23
  Clean that up, man. These podcasts are... I'm
• 1:23:27
  getting mad. This is why not everybody needs
• 1:23:30
  a podcast. You're asking Dwayne Wade, what do
• 1:23:32
  you think about the NBA awards? And then you
• 1:23:34
  keep talking over him. What are you, Bubba the
• 1:23:37
  Love Sponge? Yeah, it wasn't. Letting your, you
• 1:23:40
  having a big time guest on like Deion Sanders
• 1:23:42
  and then, I'm done. I'm getting mad. Bro, you
• 1:23:45
  know, that's the thing too. Now you don't ever
• 1:23:47
  want to be one of them guys that retire and just
• 1:23:49
  look back and be like, that's some bullshit.
• 1:23:52
  Whatever. Whatever. Jesus fucking Christ. Here's
• 1:23:57
  Andrew Schultz defending Kalen Clark. Bro, it
• 1:24:00
  was so unfair what they did to Kalen Clark. What,
• 1:24:03
  asking her at the press conference? They ask
• 1:24:04
  her at the press conference. She's like, you
• 1:24:05
  know, that's up to the league and the people
• 1:24:07
  in the league to figure out those rules. That's
• 1:24:09
  not up to us. Like, she literally did the thing
• 1:24:12
  that every, like, conservative pundit was asking
• 1:24:16
  all the black athletes to do around Black Lives
• 1:24:20
  Matter. Remember, they were like, just shut up
• 1:24:22
  and dribble? She literally shuts up and dribbles,
• 1:24:24
  and then all the pundits are like, you coward.
• 1:24:27
  Hell yeah. Good job, Andrew. Here is Donald Trump
• 1:24:31
  talking about the WNBA. This is going to be good.
• 1:24:35
  And I'll tell you what, if I were ever, I'd be
• 1:24:38
  the greatest woman's basketball coach in history.
• 1:24:41
  All right, riveting. Here's Bernie Sanders on
• 1:24:44
  his jump shot. No. When you go home, what do
• 1:24:49
  you do to blow off steam? Well, I've got some,
• 1:24:51
  I have four wonderful grandchildren that I spend
• 1:24:53
  time with, and I enjoy playing basketball with
• 1:24:58
  them. soccer with them they're beating me now
• 1:25:01
  that's a real problem but uh they're great kids
• 1:25:05
  and i i enjoyed that you still got a good jump
• 1:25:07
  shot he'd be a good grab i'm working on it i
• 1:25:13
  don't think what do you think i think i could
• 1:25:15
  make the end not bad i wish he was present he's
• 1:25:18
  so interesting not bad is that how you kind of
• 1:25:21
  stay fit and healthy too yeah i play a little
• 1:25:24
  bit of ball i do a little bit of walking i get
• 1:25:26
  around all right Thank you very much, man. Thank
• 1:25:29
  you. I appreciate it. Let's see. Here is Ty Johnson,
• 1:25:35
  who's on the Craig Carden Show, talking about
• 1:25:37
  how he doesn't like that politics has gotten
• 1:25:39
  involved in the WNBA. The WNBA is so stupid.
• 1:25:42
  They had this brilliant chance with Kalen Clark
• 1:25:45
  and Angel Reese and Sophie Cunningham and all
• 1:25:47
  these girls. I forget the one that's the model,
• 1:25:50
  but you have all these players that are household
• 1:25:53
  names, Ajaya Wilson, all these people. And all
• 1:25:59
  you talk about is politics. You finally have
• 1:26:03
  the spotlight on your league. I don't think it's
• 1:26:06
  political. To me, it ends up being more of identity
• 1:26:09
  politics in the worst kind of way. And what I
• 1:26:12
  mean is I remember saying recently that I prefer
• 1:26:15
  Paige Beckers. I like Paige Beckers, a white
• 1:26:18
  girl. And there's a reason I bring up white girl
• 1:26:20
  over the current golden child of the league,
• 1:26:23
  right? Caitlin Clark. And I said, I like Paige
• 1:26:25
  Beckers, who's a white girl. And then people,
• 1:26:28
  only thing they heard was, I love Caitlyn Clark,
• 1:26:31
  and they called me racist. Yeah, that's the ridiculous
• 1:26:33
  part, is there has been race. There has been
• 1:26:37
  all this phobia that's surrounding the league.
• 1:26:39
  I just want to watch basketball. I literally
• 1:26:42
  watched the premiere of the WNBA in 1998, but
• 1:26:47
  when Caitlyn Clark, two years ago, and it's just
• 1:26:50
  women bringing down women. And women go, oh,
• 1:26:55
  man. No, you bring yourself down. They said you
• 1:26:59
  hate white people. I go, the player I said I
• 1:27:02
  like is also white. That's the problem is people
• 1:27:05
  hear what they want to hear because they're scumbags.
• 1:27:08
  Why is that? And I think what has happened is
• 1:27:10
  because the best player, and I scratched that.
• 1:27:14
  She's far from the best player. Because the most
• 1:27:15
  popular player was a Midwestern white girl. All
• 1:27:20
  right, I'm done. Whatever. I do think she was
• 1:27:23
  the best player, but whatever. Who cares? We're
• 1:27:26
  all going to die. It doesn't matter. I just think
• 1:27:28
  it's funny how the WNBA is like, we want to be
• 1:27:31
  taken there. And then they just bring each other
• 1:27:34
  down. Kind of like women in radio. Sophie Cunningham,
• 1:27:40
  of course, says all the things about trans athletes
• 1:27:43
  and then doesn't take any accountability for
• 1:27:46
  her words. You can't be saying outlandish opinions
• 1:27:50
  and just blah, blah, blah. And then say this
• 1:27:56
  right here. I think that there's so much good
• 1:27:59
  going on in WNBA. No, there's not. There's potential
• 1:28:02
  good. Don't even know if that made sense. But
• 1:28:06
  there's potential for it to be good. But you
• 1:28:09
  guys got to accept that Kaylin Clark's the best.
• 1:28:12
  You guys got to stop having jealousy. It's so
• 1:28:15
  infuriating. It's unlikable. I think that basketball
• 1:28:19
  is being played at the highest level it's ever
• 1:28:21
  been. Think about it. The WNBA before 2024 was
• 1:28:24
  never talked about. Now it's a household name,
• 1:28:27
  but it's known for women bringing down women
• 1:28:28
  and being political. I think our team in specific,
• 1:28:31
  we are breaking history right now with the amount
• 1:28:34
  of points that we're scoring on back -to -back
• 1:28:35
  -to -back -to -back -to -back games. Riveting.
• 1:28:37
  Good for you. I think the Minnesota game, there's
• 1:28:42
  just so much distraction. I think the WNBA media,
• 1:28:44
  all we ever do is cover everything except basketball.
• 1:28:47
  Because you're the one that started the topic
• 1:28:49
  about trans athletes and all the controversial
• 1:28:52
  things you say in your podcast. Now, is an opinion
• 1:28:55
  controversial? No, but you're not talking and
• 1:28:57
  recapping the game. You're talking smack. Yes,
• 1:28:59
  you defend Kalen. That's fine. But you can't
• 1:29:02
  be saying all these outlandish opinions and separating
• 1:29:05
  the whole freaking country and then going, well,
• 1:29:07
  I just want to talk about basketball. And it's
• 1:29:10
  like, what are we doing? There's so much. Shut
• 1:29:12
  up. You can talk about other things. I'm sick
• 1:29:14
  of you. I don't even want to hear any more from
• 1:29:16
  you. I'll let you talk a little more. But you're
• 1:29:18
  just blah, blah, blah. Take accountability. Go,
• 1:29:20
  yo, I took an L. I made it too political. Let's
• 1:29:24
  focus on basketball. But no. You don't take any
• 1:29:28
  accountability. Those are great stories. I think
• 1:29:31
  it shows fans, you know, who people are outside
• 1:29:35
  of the court. But I also think we got to keep
• 1:29:36
  the main thing, the main thing. The main thing
• 1:29:39
  is playing basketball and not being political.
• 1:29:42
  As Michael Jordan, the goat says, Republicans
• 1:29:45
  buy shoes or whatever it was. But whatever. Let's
• 1:29:50
  just be stupid. No wonder the NBA has to pay
• 1:29:54
  your bills every year. You're all a bunch of
• 1:29:55
  morons. yo yo yo yo yo yo Poppy on the air, spilling
• 1:30:11
  radio secrets, man, he don't care. Airing out
• 1:30:14
  the closet, skeletons in pairs. DJ drama, he's
• 1:30:18
  the one who dares. Program director scheming
• 1:30:20
  in the back room. Payola playlist rigged like
• 1:30:23
  monsoons. Fake callers on the line, they rehearse
• 1:30:26
  too soon. Truth hits harder than a baseline,
• 1:30:29
  boom. Of course. Radio had a bunch of layoffs
• 1:30:33
  this week at Cumulus. No more lies, no more disguise.
• 1:30:37
  We got the receipts, calling out the spies. Oh
• 1:30:41
  my God. Stroke Maestro, my homie, who was doing
• 1:30:46
  mornings up in Panama City, got laid off. You
• 1:30:52
  know what? I'm done. I'm not done with radio,
• 1:30:57
  but I never want to hear radio go, why don't
• 1:31:00
  people like us? Or that stupid thing they say,
• 1:31:04
  oh, 98 % of people listen to radio. Yeah, if
• 1:31:07
  you walk by a car that has the freaking radio
• 1:31:09
  on, you heard the radio. Here's Scott Shannon
• 1:31:12
  on radio. I'm just done. You grind every day,
• 1:31:16
  you work your ass off, and then you get freaking
• 1:31:19
  laid off. Jesus Christ. Here's Scott Shannon.
• 1:31:22
  Thought of a story that when I first got my first
• 1:31:25
  full -time job in radio. Those don't exist anymore.
• 1:31:29
  I just got out of the U .S. Army, and I've been
• 1:31:35
  working part -time at Fort Benning, Georgia,
• 1:31:37
  at a little radio station that he worked at later
• 1:31:41
  on, a famous WCLS. I got in trouble because I
• 1:31:45
  used to go, W -L -S. W -C -L -S. I got to really
• 1:31:50
  do that. No, we didn't. He actually worked. All
• 1:31:54
  right, there you go. Perez Hilton's podcast is
• 1:31:59
  on pause with Chris Booker, the radio legend.
• 1:32:02
  Oh, and then people are like, what are they going
• 1:32:06
  to podcasting and twitching and kicking all of
• 1:32:09
  it? And then this is the big thing they have
• 1:32:11
  in good old Phoenix. On KZON 94 .9, they have
• 1:32:19
  a guy named Kevin and they had him say a bunch
• 1:32:21
  of things and they turned it into an AI. Here's
• 1:32:23
  where radio's at. They're laying off 25 people.
• 1:32:27
  Probably 100 people were laid off by iHeart,
• 1:32:28
  25 were laid off by Cumulus, and then we have
• 1:32:31
  AI. And it sure did last night. Hang on just
• 1:32:34
  a sec, because our next song in the zone is from
• 1:32:37
  Jack Johnson. It sounds like college radio. Sports
• 1:32:41
  fans, this is your passport to football in London.
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• 1:32:47
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  now before they sell out at unionjackclassic
• 1:32:52
  .com. K -Z -O -N. Wow, riveting. Good job. It
• 1:33:14
  was so riveting. And there's a report here that
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  as well they do a lot of touching kissing even
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  fisting and we'll call it a day the semen was
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  so big it's not lacking any meat and that's what
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  real women need Stop cussing. Stop cussing. As
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  a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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  time, so come on, let's swing it, aight? I be
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  the show, makin' room, shakin', shakin' it down
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  I be the nigga with a high profile Everybody
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  over streets, takin' over man with the broke
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  down beats. Got em on top, got em on lock. Everywhere
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  we go, guaranteed to blow the spot. Messages
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  to them haters, tryin' to say them gators. Well,
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  Bets on the streets, bets on the beats. If you
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  shy town, where I pull it Ain't no limit, drop
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  a piece, batter, pound My balls out a lot, cause
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  them bacon sodas in the pot We got the remit,
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  we got the flow We got them getting down on the
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  floor We got the remit, we got the flow We got
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  you next time. So you get loose Don't be putting
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  no chasers in my drink I want two hot liggas,
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  pimp Smoke, drank, smoke, y 'all Smoke, drank,
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  smoke, y 'all All on the earth, I don't even
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  care Speech all slurred, nothing in my cup Shit,
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  them light skin Two at a time, now I'm twin and
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  twin, twin We're Tony Gray, dude, like a ray
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  .org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
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  your kindness. Thank you for watching! What?
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  What? So I tell them just do it To my brothers
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  and my niggas so we equalize each other Life
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  is but a dream till you wake up with your mother
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  Smoke a Mary Jackie, you know more drama Still
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  you won't come, it's cooking up a master plan
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  Gon' put an actual motherfucker, take a stand
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  My bones in the murder cap and don't hit a man
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  I'm in my own lane, tryna see where I fit in
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  Take a chance, one man's on a cash advance So
• 1:49:54
  we out here every day tryna chase these bands
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  Making all this money, you would never understand
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  So go ahead and judge me, I still get to it And
• 1:50:00
  niggas say they winning, but I know they really
• 1:50:01
  losing Twelve months later, still riding in that
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  Buick And if I slow grind, then I'ma be fair
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  -paced All the drama in the city with them goblins
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  This is somethin' I'ma catch, just a foul, I'ma
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  side Just cause you rappin' doesn't mean that
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  he gonna ride Slappin' doors open on the V, let
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  a hunter ride All them face shots need dental
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  to identify Louis Tony, ETC, bitch, I been that
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  guy Stay high, E .T., I live in the sky Your
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  bitch on me sexy, try and get my dick a try Take
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  a twist from my roadies and my wrists Don't roll
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  it, you don't talk to the police Out west at
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  the fee -fee, and they punt everything I don't
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  short it Made man, made D, touch me and you die
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  No worries, Latin -ass niggas always tell us
• 1:51:59
  stories Pop out. Haters they be coming in all
• 1:52:53
  sizes and shapes Disguised in they face fake
• 1:52:55
  tryna embrace But I ain't with that so I just
• 1:52:57
  fall back like nah my nigga I'm good I'm straight
• 1:53:00
  Real talk though hate is a bitch nigga trait
• 1:53:02
  So if you a real nigga then I know you can relate
• 1:53:04
  Licking in the mirror all these niggas done relate
• 1:53:06
  So I'm coming in great cause I know these niggas
• 1:53:07
  hate Thank you. Hope it and pray and then one
• 1:53:58
  day I'm gonna make it No matter what I keep coming
• 1:54:02
  strong I got my eyes on the prize and I'm gonna
• 1:54:07
  take it I never realized that I was supposed
• 1:54:13
  to be today I wanna stay, the lights are on so
• 1:54:19
  let's get it started I'm here Put it down But
• 1:55:08
  I cannot make it through this without you Together
• 1:55:13
  we keep breaking the ground I'm gonna do it because
• 1:55:18
  you told me how to I never realized how forced
• 1:55:24
  it all to be Today I wanna stay But the lights
• 1:55:30
  are off so let's get it started Take time, clocks
• 1:57:33
  are juking, playing cruel breaks. Coffee's out,
• 1:57:35
  we're almost done, feels like robbery in banks.
• 1:57:37
  Crying hoppy on the mic, dropping wisdom through
• 1:57:40
  streams. Syndicated sorrow, now it's time to
• 1:57:42
  shatter dreams. Oh, the happy hour is coming
• 1:57:45
  to a close. Radio is fading like a wilting rose.
• 1:57:48
  Laughter and joy dissolve in the air, but we'll
• 1:57:51
  keep the rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair. Thank
• 1:58:04
  you. Thank you. Thank you. is growing dim. Eardrums
• 1:58:31
  mixing hoppy like fingers without rings. Gated
• 1:58:34
  checks to F and M. Shadows hit the street, but
• 1:58:36
  soon the sound will vanish like shadows in the
• 1:58:38
  heat. Oh, the hoppy hour is coming to a close.
• 1:58:42
  Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter
• 1:58:45
  and joy dissolving in the air of old people.
• 1:59:02
  Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to face
• 1:59:05
  the silence Like the TV on snow Riot Hoppy held
• 1:59:07
  the mic With humor so divine The void left in
• 1:59:10
  our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty
• 1:59:19
  speakers silenced by the coming to an end Like
• 1:59:21
  a rollercoaster stopping round a river's bend
• 1:59:23
  Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind Now
• 1:59:27
  silence flowers And the thoughts we can't rewind
• 1:59:29
  So we're Hoppy hour It's just so unfair It's
• 1:59:47
  just so unfair And like that, he's gone. He probably
• 2:00:12
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 2:00:16
  all I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and
• 2:00:21
  we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
• 2:00:29
  Stop. Happy hour is now over. Game over. This
• 2:00:45
  concludes our broadcast day. Good night, and
• 2:00:53
  God bless America. Door is closing.