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How to Survive a Ski Trip to Gulmarg, India · Phil and H Travel - Is It Worth It? Top Travel Destinations Explored!

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  OK, let's unpack this. I want you to picture a Venn
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  diagram in your head. All right.
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  I'm with you. In the left circle, imagine the
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  absolute Holy Grail of skiing. I'm talking about powder snow.
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  So light, so dry, it's it's almost unreal.
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  The kind of stuff you see in movies.
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  Exactly. The locals actually have a
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  nickname for it. They call it Curry powder Curry.
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  Powder. I love that.
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  And imagine terrain that rivals the biggest peaks in, say,
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  Alaska, and doing it all for literally pennies on the dollar
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  compared to Aspen or the Alps. OK, that sounds like the dream
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  circle. The perfect.
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  Trope It is the dream circle. But now look at the circle on
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  the right. In this circle you have a
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  heavily militarized conflict zone.
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  You have soldiers with AK-40 sevens just standing on the side
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  of the road. You have monkeys, and I mean
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  actual macaque sitting in the trees sort of judging your
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  skiing form. And you have these five star
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  luxury hotels where the power grid fails so often that you end
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  up huddled around a wood stove in your expensive jacket just to
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  stay warm. And the tiny sliver where those
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  two circles overlap. That is Gulmarg, India.
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  That's Gulmarg. Exactly.
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  Welcome to the deep dive. Today we are exploring what
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  might be the most confusing, contradictory, and arguably
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  dangerous ski destination on the entire planet.
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  It really is a paradox. I mean, usually when we look at
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  travel destinations, we're comparing, you know, apples to
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  apples. Sure.
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  Like is the food better here or there?
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  Exactly. Is the oppressed ski better in
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  Valdiser or Saint Anton? Is the lift ticket cheaper in
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  Vail or Whistler Bulmar? Just it defies that kind of
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  standard categorization. So it isn't just a ski resort,
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  it's a geopolitical anomaly that just happens to have a gondola
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  attached to it. And that is why today's mission
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  is so specific. We aren't here to, you know,
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  sell you a vacation package. No, we are looking at a stack of
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  sources, articles, travel logs, and specifically a breakdown
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  from 2 very different travel experts who just got back to
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  answer a few really hard questions.
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  We want to move past the Instagram glory shots.
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  Oh, we all know those shots. You know the ones.
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  The slow motion video of a guy jumping off a pristine Ridge
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  with 0 tracks. Insight.
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  Right, because Instagram conveniently filters out the
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  part where you spent three hours freezing in the back of a Jeep
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  or got yelled at by a military guard.
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  Exactly that, yeah. So we want to look at the
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  logistical reality. We need to figure out, is the
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  juice worth the squeeze? Is it actually safe considering
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  the history of the region? Huge question.
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  And honestly, how do you survive a ski trip where the Lyft queue
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  is described in our sources as a full contact sport?
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  And just to be clear, full contact is not a metaphor there.
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  We will get to it, but it involves actual physical
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  shoving. I can't wait.
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  But first let's talk about our sources because there's this
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  really interesting dynamic in the research material between
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  two personas. We've got Phil and we've got H.
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  Yeah, this was a great way to organize the data.
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  So Phil is the spreadsheet guy. The Practical 1.
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  Totally. He's the pragmatist.
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  He cares about the budget, the safety protocols, the evacuation
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  insurance, all the horror of the logistics.
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  He's the one asking will I die and how much does it cost?
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  And then there's H. Right.
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  H is the complete opposite. He's the vibes guy, the poet.
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  Exactly. He's focused on the poetry of
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  the mountains, the, you know, the spiritual feeling of the
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  Himalayas, the human connection with the locals.
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  He's the one saying look at the light hitting that peak while
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  Phil is in the corner complaining that the radiator is
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  cold. And that tension between Phil's
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  nightmare logistics and HS dreamlike experience?
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  That's basically the definition of skiing in Goalmark.
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  It is. It's both of those things at the
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  same time, so let's. Jump into segment one context.
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  Where exactly are we on the map? OK.
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  So geographically, we're in the pure Panjal range of the
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  Himalayas. You know, people hear India and
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  they might think, you know, tropical beaches, or they hear
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  Himalayas and think of Everest base camp trekking.
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  Right, not skiing. But this is a specific sub
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  range. The base village itself sits at
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  about 8500 feet. And just to contextualize that
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  for you, 8500 feet is higher than the top of a lot of ski
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  resorts in North America. Correct, You're starting where
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  most people finish. It's serious altitude from the
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  moment you arrive. But the lift the famous Golmar
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  gondola, it takes you up to nearly 14,000 feet, 14 now.
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  It is massive lungcrushing vertical.
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  So why is everyone suddenly talking about this place?
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  I feel like 10-15 years ago nobody mentioned skiing in
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  India. It's really a supply and demand
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  issue. The traditional heavyweights of
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  the ski world are well, they're struggling.
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  So. The Alps have had really
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  inconsistent snow years and they're becoming incredibly
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  crowded and expensive. I mean, a beer in court,
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  Chevelle costs a mortgage payment, and Japan is sicko
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  specifically. That used to be the secret
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  powder stash for people in the know, but now it's tracked out
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  by 10 in the morning. It's full of Australians and
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  Americans. But the powder junkies are
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  looking for the next spot. They're like, where is the last
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  frontier? Where can I go where there are
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  no tracks? Exactly.
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  Golmarg is being positioned as that last frontier, but unlike
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  Japan or Switzerland, this frontier comes with some very,
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  very heavy baggage. OK, we have to address the
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  elephant in the room immediately.
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  This is Kashmir. Right.
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  And for those who aren't glued to international news tickers,
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  Kashmir isn't just, you know, a rough neighborhood.
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  It's a disputed territory. It has been a flashpoint between
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  India and Pakistan for. Decades.
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  It's one of the most militarized zones in the world and that
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  reality, it hits you the moment you arrive.
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  It's not something you can just ignore.
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  So it's not in the background, it's right there in your face.
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  Right there, landing in Srinagar, which is the main
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  airport for the region, is not like landing in Geneva.
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  You don't walk out, grab an Uber and go look at the chocolate
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  shops. What do you see instead?
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  You see bunkers, sandbagged military bunkers.
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  You see soldiers with automatic weapons stationed every few 100
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  meters along the highway. Wow, that has to change the vibe
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  of a ski trip instantly. It does.
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  I mean, usually the biggest stress of a ski trip is did my
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  skis make the connection here? You're driving past military
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  convoys it. Creates this very specific, very
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  thick atmosphere. It's a mix of extreme tension
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  and on the other hand, incredible hospitality.
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  That's a strange combination. It is the sources all emphasize
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  this duality. The locals are incredibly warm
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  and welcoming. Kashmiri hospitality is
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  legendary and the government wants tourists there.
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  It's huge for the local economy, so tourists are generally kept
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  in a sort of safety bubble. But the guns are still there.
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  The guns are still there, Yeah, if you are a traveller who needs
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  a Disney safe environment. Right where everything's
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  predictable. Yeah, sanitize predictable,
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  where the biggest worry is the wait time for dinner.
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  This environment will be genuinely distressing for you.
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  You have to be OK with seeing the machinery of conflict while
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  you're on vacation. So manage your expectations
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  right out of the gate. This is not a relaxing spa week.
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  And not even close. And that lack of relaxation
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  extends to the natural environment itself.
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  The notes use this term that I think is just perfect, the
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  Himalayan factor. The Himalayan factor.
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  OK, unpack that for me. It's the realization that these
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  mountains are bigger, Wilder and more violent than anything you'd
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  find in the Alps or the Rockies in Europe or the US.
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  We've kind of tamed the mountains.
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  We have avalanche control that runs like clockwork.
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  We have redundant power grids. We have snow making.
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  On a leash, basically. Exactly.
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  In Gulmarg, nature is very much off the leash.
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  The weather is violent, the storms are massive, and the
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  infrastructure is incredibly fragile.
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  The gondola is the only way up the mountain.
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  No other chairs. No backup chair lifts Nothing.
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  If a storm rolls in and they roll in constantly, that gondola
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  shuts down. South, Theoretically you could
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  fly all the way to India, survive the military
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  checkpoints, get to your hotel and then spend 4 days just
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  sitting in your room because the wind is blowing.
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  That is a very, very real possibility.
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  You might spend your entire week drinking tea and staring at a
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  wall. Wow, the sources are really
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  clear on this. You don't come here to rack up
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  vertical feet on a schedule. You come here for an adventure
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  that involves skiing. That is such a crucial
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  distinction. If you flip that mindset, you'll
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  be fine. If you go in expecting Swiss
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  efficiency, you will be absolutely miserable.
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  OK, that's a perfect transition. Let's get into the nitty gritty.
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  Segment 2, the logistics of arrival.
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  Because reading through Phil's notes on the airport process, I
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  honestly got stressed just reading it.
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  It sounds like a gauntlet. It makes going through TSA look
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  like a gentle massage. Let's talk about Srinagar
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  airport code. SXR security here is tighter
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  than almost anywhere else in the world.
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  The notes compare it to Tel Aviv, but with a lot more manual
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  processes. Walk us through the tarmac ID
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  protocol. This sounded completely insane
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  to me. This part is wild.
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  So you land, you get off the plane, but your bags don't go to
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  a nice warm carousel inside. No, no, you have to go stand out
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  on the freezing tarmac in the wind and find your bag on a
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  cart. Then you have to physically
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  point to it and identify it to a security officer.
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  But why? What is the logic?
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  There, it's an anti bomb protocol.
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  They need to verify that every single piece of luggage belongs
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  to a passenger who is actually present and accounted for before
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  that bag is allowed anywhere near the terminal building.
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  So they're terrified of unaccompanied luggage.
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  Terrified. So there you are.
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  You're jet lagged. You're in a light sweater
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  because you just came from Delhi where it's warm, and now you're
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  shivering on a runway playing luggage bingo.
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  That sounds awful. And leaving is even harder.
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  Multiple checkpoints on the road just to get to the airport where
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  we have to get out of the car, scanning electronics.
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  It's just exhausting. OK, but let's say you survive
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  the airport. Yeah, now you have the transfer
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  to a place called Tangmarg. Tangmarg, Yes, this is the town
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  sort of halfway up the mountain. It's the gateway.
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  And this is where the logistics get really, really tricky.
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  You can't just take a normal taxi all the way from the
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  airport to Gulmarg. Why not?
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  Because the final leg of the road is incredibly steep and for
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  most of the winter it's just a solid sheet of ice.
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  Normal cars can't make it. So you had to switch cars mid
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  journey? It's a mandatory transfer.
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  You have to offload all your ski bags, all your gear from your
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  taxi into a chained up sumo Jeep or some other 4 by 4.
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  And this exact spot is where the hustle begins.
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  Oh boy, the hustle. The moment you step out of your
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  car in Tangmarg, you are immediately swarmed.
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  I'm not exaggerating. We're talking about dozens of
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  guys surrounding you. What are they selling?
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  What do they want? Everything.
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  Absolutely everything. They're selling gumboots because
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  they see you're wearing sneakers.
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  They're renting these heavy coats that smell like mothballs.
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  They are offering to be your guide.
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  They're offering to carry your bag 5 feet for a tip.
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  It is an absolute onslaught of commerce.
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  That sounds so overwhelming if you're just trying to find your
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  gloves. It is the advice from the
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  sources is clear. If you are a polite person who
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  tries to engage with everyone, you will be eaten alive.
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  You have to put your head down and just keep moving toward your
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  Jeep. Wow.
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  But once you get in that Jeep and you start the final climb,
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  the atmosphere shifts completely.
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  This is where H, our vibes guy takes over the narrative.
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  OK, tell me about the drive up. You start winding through these
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  massive ancient pine forests. The air gets crisp.
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  You start smelling wood smoke in the air.
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  The noise of the city just fades away.
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  And then suddenly you pop out of the trees into the Golmarg Bowl.
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  So give us the visual. Does it look like a ski resort?
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  Does it look like Vail Village? Not even remotely.
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  It looks like a 1950s British colonial hill station that was
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  frozen in time and then buried under 10 feet of snow.
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  That's a very specific. Image it is There's no Town
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  Center, there's no pedestrian village with heated sidewalks
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  and Prada stores. It's just buildings scattered
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  across a snowy plateau and. It's quiet.
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  Eerily quiet at night, there are no banging, oppressed ski bars
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  playing techno music. The only sounds you hear are
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  howling dogs. There are stray dogs everywhere
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  and the call to prayer echoing off the mountains from the local
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  mosque. That actually sounds kind of
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  beautiful. It is.
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  It sounds hauntingly beautiful, but also it's really cold.
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  We have to talk about the temperature inside the
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  buildings. This sounds like What if Phil's
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  main points. This is the number one complaint
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  in the sources hands down. Unless you are staying at the
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  absolute top tier luxury hotel, central heating is basically a
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  myth. A.
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  Myth, as in it just doesn't exist.
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  Pretty much most mid range hotels have a little space
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  heater or maybe a radiator that runs for a few hours in the
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  evening if you're lucky. The buildings are just not
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  insulated to western standards. You will see your breath in the
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  hallway of your hotel. So how do people survive?
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  How do they stay warm? They hug the Bukhari.
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  The Bukhari. Yeah, it's a big wood burning
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  stove that you'll find in the middle of the common room in
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  almost every single hotel. It is the social and physical
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  heart of life in Gulmarg. Everyone just huddles around it
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  and they drink Kawa. That's the local tea.
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  Yes, it's this incredible saffron tea with almonds and
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  cardamom. It's delicious and it keeps you
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  warm from the inside out. It's a beautiful cultural
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  experience, but physically the whole situation takes a toll.
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  In what way? Well, you're at 2600 meters just
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  in the village, so you already have a headache from the
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  altitude. You're shivering and you're
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  trying to navigate these icy roads with no sidewalks just to
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  get dinner. So you're freezing, you're short
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  of breath, you've been frisked by soldiers, and you're sleeping
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  with an electric blanket. Why on earth do people do this?
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  It has to be the money, right? Let's talk economics.
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  This is where Phil gets really, really exciting.
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  This spreadsheet comes out. Exactly.
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  If we look at the value proposition, particularly for
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  Healey skiing, it is unbeatable. Nowhere else on Earth comes
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  close. OK, give me the numbers.
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  Make me believe it. All right, in North America,
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  let's say you go to Alaska or British Columbia for a week of
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  Healey skiing. That trip is going to run you
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  somewhere between 10,000 and 15,000 U.S. dollars minimum.
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  That is the price of a user. It is in Gulmarg.
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  A single Healy run can cost around 100 to $150.00 a full
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  day, meaning six to eight runs of pristine powder is roughly
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  800 to $1100. So it is roughly 10 to 20% of
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  the cost of a Western trip. That's it's insane.
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  It brings Healy skiing into the realm of possibility for normal
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  people, not just, you know, millionaires.
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  But the real secret weapon for the budget traveler isn't even
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  the helicopter. What is it then?
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  It's the lift assist option. The gondola ticket specifically
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  for phase two, which is the one that gets you to the very top,
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  is about ₹1200. And what's that in dollars?
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  About 15 U.S. dollars 15. $15 and I think I paid $240 for a
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  lift ticket in Colorado last year.
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  I know $15.00 to get to 14,000 feet.
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  It is without a doubt the cheapest high altitude lift
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  ticket on earth. You simply cannot beat that
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  math. But as with everything in
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  Gomarg, it sounds like you get what you pay for.
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  We have to break down the accommodation tiers because the
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  sources suggest that where you stay dictates whether you have a
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  miserable time or a magical one. Absolutely correct.
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  The sources break it down into three basic tiers.
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  Tier 1 is for the backpacker or ski bum.
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  You're looking at 20 to $40 a night.
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  What does 20 bucks a night get you in the Himalayas?
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  It gets you a government run Hut or rustic homestay.
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  You get a bed with a heavy quilt, an electric blanket which
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  is your lifeline, and a bucket shower.
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  A bucket shower. There a literal plastic bucket
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  of hot water and a little cup to pour it over yourself and your
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  diet will be almost entirely rice and Dal.
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  It builds character, as they say.
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  I'm sure it does OK moving up Tier 2 the mid range.
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  This is where most people land hotels like the Alpine or the
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  Highlands Park. The price range is around 80 to
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  $150.00 a night and. What does that get you?
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  You get reliable ish central heat, you get intermittent
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  Wi-Fi, and you get buffet food. It's comfortable enough, but
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  it's still very rustic. The power will cut out.
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  The water might not always be boiling hot.
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  And then tier 3, the I want to be comfortable no matter what
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  tier. That's the Khyber.
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  This is the famous one. It's a legitimate 5 star luxury
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  hotel. You're talking 3:50 to over $600
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  a night. Glass walls.
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  A heated indoor pool. Looking out at the Himalayas,
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  it's absolutely stunning. But, and this is a huge caveat,
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  even here the grid fails. Even at the $600 a night luxury
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  hotel. Yes, they have these massive
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  diesel generators that kick in and sound like jet engines when
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  the power dies, but you are constantly reminded that you are
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  in a remote developing region. You cannot buy your way out of
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  the infrastructure reality. That's a great way to put it.
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  There's one more financial, logistical thing we have to warn
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  people about. The source is called the cash
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  rule. Oh, this is critical.
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  I'm glad you brought this up. Do not, I repeat, do NOT rely on
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  your credit card. ATMs in Gulmarg are notoriously
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  unreliable, and I don't mean they're just slow.
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  What do you mean by unreliable then?
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  Like, like they run out of money.
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  They run out of money all the time.
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  Or, and this is my favorite part, the mechanical parts
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  inside them literally freeze in the cold and they just stop
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  dispensing bills. The ATM freezes.
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  The ATM freezes. The sources say bringing stacks
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  of rupees with you from Delhi or your home country is absolutely
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  mandatory. Cash is king.
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  If you don't have cash, you don't eat.
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  OK, so we've got the context, the arrival, the budget.
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  Now let's get to the art. That actually scares me.
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  The planning frames. The notes identify three
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  specific things that will absolutely ruin your trip if you
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  don't know about them beforehand.
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  These are the trip killers 100% trap number one is the gondola
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  ticket itself. What's the trap?
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  I thought it was only 15 bucks. It is, but the trap is assuming
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  Golmarg works like a normal resort where you can just walk
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  up to the ticket window in the morning and buy a pass.
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  You can't do that. Why not?
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  They sell out online weeks, sometimes months in advance.
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  Wait wait, so if I just show up with my skis ready to go?
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  You do not go up the mountain, you stay at the bottom.
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  The sources mentioned seem tourists literally crying at the
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  base station. Crying.
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  Full on crying because they traveled all the way to India,
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  spent thousands on flights and gear and couldn't get on the
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  lift because they didn't book their $15 ticket online.
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  That is an absolute nightmare crying at the base of the
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  Himalayas. So how do we fix it?
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  What's the solution? You book your tickets on the J&K
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  Cable Car Corporation website two months out at least.
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  And here is the pro tip from our experts.
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  Buy them for every single day you plan to be there, even your
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  rest days. Why would you buy them for your
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  rest days? Because they're only $15.
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  If you decide not to ski, you lose $15.
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  Who cares? But if you decide you do want to
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  ski on that day and you don't have a ticket, you've lost the
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  entire trip. Just buy the block of tickets.
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  It's the best insurance policy you can have.
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  That is excellent advice. OK, trap #2.
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  The guide hustle we mentioned, those swarms of vendors at the
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  Jeep transfer point, many of them will claim to be guides.
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  They'll run up to you and say I'll show the mountain 20 bucks.
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  And I'm guessing that's a bad idea.
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  Yeah. But do you actually need a
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  guide? In Gullmark, yes, this is
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  completely non negotiable. The terrain off pistas
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  unpatrolled. There is no ski patrol marking
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  obstacles or blasting avalanches in the Backcountry areas where
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  you want to ski. The avalanche risk is very very
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  real. But you don't just hire the guy
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  who grabbed your bag at the taxi stand.
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  So how do you find a real 1A legit one?
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  You need to book through a reputable company.
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  The sources mentioned names like Golmarg, Powder Guides or D
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  Wands. You need to verify their
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  avalanche certifications, but there's a hidden benefit to
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  having a guide beyond just not dying in an avalanche.
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  The back door entrance, the lift lines are pure chaos.
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  We'll get to that in a second. But the registered guides often
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  have priority access or at least know how to navigate the crush.
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  That perk alone is worth the daily fee.
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  OK, that makes sense. Crap #3 connectivity.
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  I feel like in 2026 we just assume we'll have phone service
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  everywhere, even on Mount Everest.
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  Not here. This one catches everyone off
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  guard. If you buy a SIM card in Delhi
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  or Mumbai, it will not work in Kashmir.
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  It just stops working. Why?
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  It's due to security protocols. Because of the conflict, the
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  government blocks prepaid Sims from outside the region to
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  prevent misuse by insurgents. Roaming is often blocked too.
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  Your phone basically turns into a brick the moment you land in
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  Shrinagar. So what are your options?
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  What do you do? You have to buy a specific J&K
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  that's Jammu and Kashmir SIM card at the Shrinagar airport
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  and even that takes a full 24 hours to activate.
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  So you're offline for your first day no matter what.
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  Pretty much. Or you just accept that you are
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  going to be off the grid for a week.
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  Which honestly might be a blessing in disguise.
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  No zoom calls from 14,000 feet. You just embrace the disconnect.
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  All right, let's move. Move to the main event.
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  We've done the work. We've dodged the traps.
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  We're strapped in. What is the skiing actually
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  like? It's a mix of pure terror and
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  absolute delight. Let's start with the snow.
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  Curry powder. I love that name.
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  What makes it different from, say, Colorado powder?
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  It's the physics of it. Gomarg is inland, it's
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  continental, and it's very, very high.
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  The snow that falls there has an incredibly low moisture content.
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  It's what skiers call cold smoke.
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  Cold smoke. Yeah, when you turn it, it
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  doesn't clump or spray. It just disintegrates into a
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  cloud around you. It honestly feels like you're
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  skiing on air. And the terrain.
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  Imagine skiing 1000 meters, a vertical that's over 3000 feet,
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  without crossing a single other ski track.
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  You're looking out at Nanga Parbat, which is the ninth
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  highest mountain in the world, just dominating the horizon.
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  And then there are the cultural encounters.
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  Asia's notes were really beautiful here.
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  They were. He describes skiing through
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  these paper bark Birch trees, which are totally unique to the
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  area, and stumbling upon a shepherd's Hut, a kotha.
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  And what happens? A local comes out, they don't
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  speak a word of English, you don't speak Kashmiri, but he
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  wordlessly offers you a cup of tea.
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  So you're sitting there in your $1000 Gore Tex gear, drink tea
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  with a shepherd in the middle of a conflict zone.
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  That is the magic of Gulmarg. It sounds like a dream that we
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  have to talk about. The nightmare potential, The
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  danger. We cannot stress this enough,
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  the avalanche risk is frequently rated 5 out of five.
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  That's the highest rating on the International scale.
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  That's extreme danger. It is the Green Zone directly
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  between the gondola towers is patrolled and they do bomb it
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  for avalanche control. But the moment, and I mean the
• 22:37
  second you step outside that main bowl, you are in the wild
• 22:40
  Backcountry. There is no safety net.
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  The sources mentioned seeing some pretty bad tourist errors.
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  Terrifying ones. People in genes taking selfies
• 22:49
  while standing on breaking cornices.
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  People skiing alone into unmapped valleys that end in
• 22:54
  cliffs. The rescue infrastructure is not
• 22:57
  like it is in Europe. A rescue helicopter might not
• 22:59
  come for you. You have to be incredibly self
• 23:01
  aware and self-sufficient. And then there are the internal
• 23:04
  health risks. The famous Gulmar Gut a.
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  Classic traveler's ailment hygiene standards are while
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  they're developing. Food poisoning is very common.
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  You have to be really careful with untreated water and
• 23:15
  uncooked food. And what about the altitude?
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  That's the other big one, AMS, or acute Mountain sickness.
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  The lift is a beast. It rises 1400 meters in just 20
• 23:24
  minutes. That is a very rapid ascent for
• 23:26
  the human. Body so your brain literally
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  swells. You feel it hard, you get dizzy,
• 23:31
  nauseous, a splitting headache. The protocol is strict.
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  Take DIMACS if you can drink 4 liters of water a day and
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  absolutely no alcohol for the first 48 hours.
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  No celebratory beer when you arrive.
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  Not unless you want a splitting headache that feels like someone
• 23:47
  is driving an ice pick into your skull.
• 23:49
  OK, noted. We have to talk about the queue.
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  You teased it earlier, the full contact sport.
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  This is the chaos factor personified in the West.
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  We have these polite queuing systems.
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  We have ropes that form a maze. We say after you.
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  Right, there's an order to it. In Gulmarg, there is no line.
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  There is a mob. The mob.
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  It is a funnel of people pushing, shoving and literally
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  climbing over each other's skis to get to the front and into the
• 24:15
  next gondola cabin. The sources describe guards
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  using long sticks to whack people's skis to keep them back
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  from the doors. They hit you with sticks.
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  They. Hit your skis.
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  Yeah, usually long bamboo sticks.
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  They'll whack your skis if you push too hard.
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  But here's the catch. If you don't push, you don't
• 24:30
  move. It is shove or be shoved.
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  It creates this massive culture shock for Westerners who are
• 24:36
  used to order and politeness. You have to get aggressive just
• 24:40
  to get on the lift you paid for. That sounds absolutely
• 24:42
  exhausting. It is, but it's part of the raw,
• 24:44
  unfiltered energy of the place. It's not sterilized, it's real.
• 24:48
  Let's move to segment 6, the verdict.
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  We've painted a picture that is half heaven, half hell.
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  So who should actually go here? Let's use the verdict matrix
• 24:58
  from the notes. I'll name the traveler type.
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  You give me the verdict, let's do it.
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  First up, the family. Parents, two kids, maybe 10 and
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  12. Looking for a fun ski?
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  Week. That's a hard no.
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  Absolutely not. Do not do it.
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  Why is it definitive? It's too cold, the sanitation
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  we're talking about, frozen squat toilets in many places is
• 25:15
  incredibly difficult for children to manage, the
• 25:17
  logistics are a nightmare for adults let alone kids, and there
• 25:20
  is absolutely zero non ski entertainment.
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  Good point. If the lift closes for three
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  days due to a storm, your kids are stuck in a cold hotel room
• 25:29
  room with spotty Wi-Fi, you will all be miserable.
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  OK, Next up, the mid range couple looking for a romantic
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  adventurous getaway. I'm going with maybe, but risky
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  Only if you are the kind of couple who are hardcore outdoor
• 25:45
  types who like camping and adversity.
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  If you want romance, spas and candlelit dinners.
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  The lack of central heating will kill the mood instantly.
• 25:55
  Nothing kills romance like seeing your breath in the
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  bedroom. Fairpoint Next The Backpacker
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  Young on a budget looking for an experience.
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  Absolutes. Yes, 100%.
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  This is the adventure of a lifetime for that person.
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  You can do it on $50 a day if you stay in the government huts
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  and eat street food like biryani or macchi noodles.
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  The stories you'll take home are worth more than any of the
• 26:16
  discomfort. You're finally the serious free
• 26:19
  rider, the expert skier whose life is about finding the best
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  powder. This is the Holy Grail, an
• 26:25
  absolute unqualified yes. It is steeper than Japan, it's
• 26:29
  Wilder than Europe, and it's cheaper than anywhere else for
• 26:32
  what you get. If you have the skills to manage
• 26:34
  the risk, this is the place you dream about.
• 26:37
  Before we wrap up a practical question on gear, if our
• 26:39
  listener is actually crazy enough to do this, what's the
• 26:41
  one thing they should not bring? Don't bring your own skis.
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  Really. I would have thought that's the
• 26:46
  first thing you'd pack. It's a huge hassle to fly with
• 26:48
  them on the smaller domestic planes in India and the baggage
• 26:52
  fees are high. You can rent good fat powder
• 26:55
  skis there. The ski rental shops are
• 26:56
  actually decent but, and this is a huge but, bring your own.
• 27:01
  Boots. Why the boots specifically?
• 27:02
  Because the rental boots you'll find in Goldmark are often these
• 27:06
  ancient 1990s rear entry models that have been worn by 1000
• 27:10
  different people. They are packed out, they're
• 27:13
  cold, and they're kind of gross. Your feet will freeze and hurt.
• 27:17
  Bring your boots. Rent the planks.
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  And safety gear. Mandatory, non negotiable, A
• 27:22
  transceiver, a shovel and a probe.
• 27:25
  Even if you aren't planning on he leasing, if you go up that
• 27:27
  gondola to phase two, you are wearing that gear.
• 27:30
  Period. So let's zoom out.
• 27:32
  What does this all mean? We've looked at the monkeys, the
• 27:34
  soldiers, the Curry powder and the frozen toilet.
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  It means Gulmarg isn't a vacation, it's an expedition.
• 27:41
  An expedition. I like that.
• 27:42
  The sources summarize it perfectly.
• 27:44
  It challenges you. It freezes you.
• 27:46
  It frustrates you with bureaucracy and chaos, but then
• 27:49
  you get that one run. Just silence Nanga Parbat in the
• 27:53
  distance, snow billowing over your shoulders, and it rewards
• 27:57
  you with what will probably be the best run of your life.
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  It's the trade off then, the sterile safety and
• 28:02
  predictability of a Western resort versus the raw, human,
• 28:06
  chaotic beauty of the Himalayas. Maybe the struggle is actually
• 28:10
  part of what makes the skiing feel so good.
• 28:12
  I think that's exactly it. The contrast makes the joy that
• 28:14
  much sharper. You earn your turns in Gulmarg
• 28:17
  in a way that you just don't anywhere else.
• 28:19
  So if you go pack your patients, pack some warm socks and for the
• 28:22
  low of God, book your gondola tickets today.
• 28:24
  And bring cash. Lots and lots of cash.
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  Thanks for listening to this deep dive.
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  Stay warm out there. See you next time.