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Wedding DJs Discuss Their Art · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to Artists on, Artists on, Artists on Artists.
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  Speaker 2: This week on the show, we walked down the aisle.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, We're going to weddings, and not just weddings,
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  Speaker 2: We're going to the reception.
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  Speaker 3: Wedding DJs.
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  Speaker 1: We talked to four wedding DJs who, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: craft of not just creating a vibe, but creating the
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  Speaker 1: first day of a marriage.
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  Speaker 4: Being a wedding DJ is more than just vibes. It's planning,
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  Speaker 4: its logistics, and it's timing. So let's hear how four
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  Speaker 4: titans of industries get that party moving.
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  Speaker 5: So turn up those overplayed tunes and listen in.
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  Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time on artists on artists,
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  Speaker 4: on artists presenting for the freaking best ass DJs you've
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  Speaker 4: ever seen a Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Never, never before and now in union these four. Put
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  Speaker 2: your hands together for these four.
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  Speaker 1: We need everybody out on the floor. Put on your AirPods,
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  Speaker 1: put on your beats. By Drake, you're gonna be listening
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  Speaker 1: to a wonderful pedal.
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  Speaker 6: Let's welcome them now because they are a wonderful panel
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  Speaker 6: and they have a lot of fun around you.
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  Speaker 4: Presenting me DJ Diggity Dolly, what.
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  Speaker 3: A Hey, DJ Uncle Tom.
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  Speaker 1: I'm from a ZEUSA, and I started doing this fourteen
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  Speaker 1: years ago for my niece's wedding, and I just kept
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  Speaker 1: doing the damn thing.
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  Speaker 3: Can I get away?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 2: And me DJ Karaoke, that's my name, Carieoke, Hey, and.
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  Speaker 5: Me DJ Sean.
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  Speaker 6: I don't really know how I got here, but it
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  Speaker 6: pays the bills and I gotta keep doing it.
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  Speaker 7: Everybody on the floor.
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  Speaker 5: Feels good to see you guys here. This is awesome
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  Speaker 5: and hey.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for doing that warm up exercise for me. I know,
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  Speaker 1: I can't talk to people unless we do that first.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you said, please, I need it.
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  Speaker 7: I need it. Do it unless we get some.
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  Speaker 3: Neo did it?
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  Speaker 5: That was Chris Brown?
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  Speaker 1: My god, do I mix those guys up? Two thousand
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  Speaker 1: and eight was a crazy year.
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  Speaker 2: I will say forever that's our fly Meat of the
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  Speaker 2: Moon by Frank Sinak.
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  Speaker 4: It really is exactly that's crazy. Chris Brown will live
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  Speaker 4: forever in weddings.
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  Speaker 5: Just that song.
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  Speaker 1: I'll say that no matter what he does.
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  Speaker 5: Guys. It's really epic to be able to talk to
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  Speaker 5: you guys right now.
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  Speaker 3: Goodness freaking gracious.
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  Speaker 4: It is totally awesome, and I feel like we should
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  Speaker 4: hear a little bit more about each other.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go in more depth of those.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I blobbed a little bit, but I want to
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  Speaker 1: hear the rest of you guys say your deal.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm DJ Diggity Dog also known as Rick Klein,
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  Speaker 4: and I am a wedding DJ. I've been doing it
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  Speaker 4: for about fifteen years and now I do almost exclusively
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  Speaker 4: gay weddings and unions and it actually rocks my ass,
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  Speaker 4: Like it's totally cool.
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  Speaker 5: It's badass.
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  Speaker 4: It's you know, I'm getting everybody's bussy popping and it's
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  Speaker 4: just so much fun.
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  Speaker 3: Man, that's so beautiful.
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  Speaker 7: Can I ask, are you gay yourself?
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  Speaker 4: I have experimented and I'm continuing to do so. All right,
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  Speaker 4: haven't made a statement yet, but I'm loving what I'm
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  Speaker 4: feeling and I'm gonna keep going with it.
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  Speaker 5: Cannot wait to see that statement. I am really excited
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  Speaker 5: to announce it.
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  Speaker 4: I always feel like I'm going to make a big
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  Speaker 4: announcement that is going to change everyone's perception to me.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm in the usually in the middle of a
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  Speaker 4: gay wedding when I have a microphone, so it doesn't
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  Speaker 4: feel like the right time, and many ways it's the
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  Speaker 4: perfect time.
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  Speaker 3: But sure, but it's always their time.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Exactly if I came out and said hey, I'm coming out, well,
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  Speaker 4: they might say, hey, this is our big.
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  Speaker 3: Day or is that Whitney Houston.
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  Speaker 5: I'm coming out?
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  Speaker 8: Hi?
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  Speaker 5: Hi, Okay, slay mama, and tell us more about you.
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  Speaker 2: What my name is Karaoke? Yes, my parents literally named
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  Speaker 2: me Karaoke. That is on my birth certificate.
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask you last name Oki or the first
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  Speaker 1: name one name?
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  Speaker 3: My last name is key karaoke key. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: No, so your name is carryo key.
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  Speaker 1: Key Oh carryo kay, carryo, carry on my wayward.
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  Speaker 6: Say they'll be piece when you are done.
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  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
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  Speaker 3: I am a singer. I love to sing.
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  Speaker 2: Released one EP about ten years ago, and since then,
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  Speaker 2: I am a father of five kids in Chatsworth, California.
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  Speaker 3: Pay my bills.
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  Speaker 2: Do win the dirty God good.
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  Speaker 3: Work as a wedding DJ. I love it so much.
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  Speaker 5: Dirty God's good work.
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  Speaker 2: Got dirty God's good work. Amen Jesus, Lord God's good work.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you're Christian kinda, so I released one EP.
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  Speaker 3: I'm kind of Christian, love the Lord kinda.
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  Speaker 7: Sing hey one foot out.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's how I am. But I love saying. I
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  Speaker 3: love to try to sing. I'm trying. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 3: bridge that gap between wedding DJ and wedding singer.
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  Speaker 2: But it's hard as but I I love djaying.
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  Speaker 3: I love Games.
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  Speaker 2: I try to bridge that gap too, between a little
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  Speaker 2: bit of games.
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  Speaker 3: I love the cha cha slide.
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  Speaker 2: That's where I really started realizing that I love DJing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand tech, and that's what's hard for.
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  Speaker 5: Me about DJing total.
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  Speaker 2: So I get a playlist. My older son JP helps
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  Speaker 2: me with the playlist. We connect that playlist before. And
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  Speaker 2: a lot of DJs come from my throat because I
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  Speaker 2: don't do a lot of mid mixing. But I am
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  Speaker 2: a personality. I'll sing live, I'll play live. I'll do
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  Speaker 2: a lot of family interviews. We'll get into this. There's
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  Speaker 2: a lot of different types of DJs. But I really
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  Speaker 2: am good for MCing and with weddings. It's really good
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  Speaker 2: to basically have someone coordinate the night, and that is
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  Speaker 2: where my strengths lie. In the weddings. I coordinate the speech.
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  Speaker 2: I could coordinate and basically stage manage the whole night
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  Speaker 2: of events. People hire me when there's a lot to
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  Speaker 2: get through in reception. So I'm really good with the music,
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  Speaker 2: really good with personalities.
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  Speaker 3: I got it all.
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  Speaker 5: I feel like I just read your book.
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  Speaker 3: I also am an author.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, it's funny that you say authors, because
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  Speaker 1: I want to introduce you to the American authors.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't I found the girls love. It is great for
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  Speaker 3: cocktail hours.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, you guys rock. You guys are crazy funny.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm an author singer.
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  Speaker 5: I'm kind of Christian.
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  Speaker 1: I'm never gonna look back.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, oh please, don't say now.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine the brand and groom are walking away.
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  Speaker 7: They just got married and.
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  Speaker 5: Groom. Here we have in this.
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  Speaker 1: Great nation full of American goddamn authors.
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  Speaker 3: The way they.
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  Speaker 1: Walk down that aisle, you know they're gonna live happily
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  Speaker 1: ever after.
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  Speaker 7: Folks, it's matrimony.
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  Speaker 1: It's gorgeous, and I better see you on the dance floor.
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  Speaker 6: You guys are so good at this. You guys are
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  Speaker 6: really so good at this. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: What's what the hell is up, newbie? Why don't you
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  Speaker 1: tell me about your Tell me what's.
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  Speaker 3: Inside that body that's talking?
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  Speaker 4: What does that even mean? Tell us what's inside the
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  Speaker 4: body that's talking about?
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  Speaker 1: I want to hear about your moves like Jagger, they
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  Speaker 1: like something.
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  Speaker 5: Goddamn hell, you guys, let me see your earthquake. Come on,
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  Speaker 5: let's see it.
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  Speaker 6: You guys are crazy and wild. It's crazy for me
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  Speaker 6: to hear this because I've been in the DJ game
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  Speaker 6: for six to six months to a year. I've done
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  Speaker 6: three weddings and they don't like me. It's really tough
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  Speaker 6: for me to feel like I'm winning when I do it.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just trying my best up there, and it feels
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  Speaker 6: like it's an uphill battle every time.
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  Speaker 7: Why do they get mad at you?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I just feel like like my timing and my playlists
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  Speaker 6: just don't hit. My timing in my playlist just do
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  Speaker 6: not hit. And people just don't don't feel like they
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  Speaker 6: connect with me. And what happens is people don't go
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  Speaker 6: out to the dance floor, and the brides start crying,
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  Speaker 6: and then the grooms start.
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  Speaker 5: Talking, well, what are you playing? Bro Okay, my god, you're.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna learn brides cry at everything that part of the act.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, show me the music that's playing inside that body.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, this is one of my favorite songs and it
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  Speaker 6: does work. I feel like this is my hit. When
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  Speaker 6: I play this, people go.
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  Speaker 5: Brown eyed girl. People love people love when I play
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  Speaker 5: Brown Eye Girl.
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  Speaker 4: I'll tell you there's a certain age group that does
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  Speaker 4: love it at every wedding.
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  Speaker 6: So I'm playing primarily twenty five and thirty thirty year
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  Speaker 6: olds getting married.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, and I and.
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  Speaker 5: And so when this song comes on, people go mild.
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  Speaker 5: So turn this off, turn this off, turn this off.
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  Speaker 3: It off, turn it off, turn it off.
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  Speaker 5: Hold on, turn it off real.
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  Speaker 1: Turn that off.
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  Speaker 3: So Kenya, because we have a request.
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  Speaker 5: So quickly.
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  Speaker 1: So actually, we need you to cut that.
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  Speaker 7: Ship off right now.
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  Speaker 4: Turn it off or I rip your ead. So here's
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  Speaker 4: my note for you.
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  Speaker 5: But sorry, turn.
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  Speaker 1: Off at the top of the mine.
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  Speaker 5: So it doesn't sound like you're turning it off. Sounds
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  Speaker 5: like you're singing along.
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  Speaker 4: Turn it off. So let me tell you something, man,
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  Speaker 4: just a little piece of advice. You might want to
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  Speaker 4: write this down if you have a piece of pen
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  Speaker 4: and a piece of paper nearby.
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  Speaker 5: I could use my phone.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, I don't know if you can based on
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  Speaker 4: turning that song off. Listen, let me tell you right now, bro.
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  Speaker 4: That song is for children to dance to their aunts to. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: So if you don't see children, if you don't see ants,
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  Speaker 4: then it's not going to happen.
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  Speaker 2: Or specifically, if their ants die and they want to
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  Speaker 2: dance to their ants, like in celebrated.
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  Speaker 1: Memorial in honor of their ants.
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  Speaker 5: So that's kind of what you should keep an eye
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  Speaker 5: out for that. Yeah, okay, But.
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  Speaker 1: However, this song is quintessential and it is a necessary
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  Speaker 1: part of every wedding for when everybody young wants to
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  Speaker 1: go do something else and you gotta distract the old
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  Speaker 1: people or somebody made something the dad's upset. If the
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  Speaker 1: dad father of the bride is upset, you gotta whip
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  Speaker 1: out that brown eyed Girl faster than you can even
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  Speaker 1: think about it.
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  Speaker 2: I think I only played brown Eyed Girl once and
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  Speaker 2: it was a wedding where these mashed potatoes were so good,
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  Speaker 2: so people went back for a second helping a mashed potatoes.
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  Speaker 3: So I needed more on.
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  Speaker 2: My playlist, so I went, let's play something that's just
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  Speaker 2: like another round of dinner.
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  Speaker 3: So I played that song.
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  Speaker 4: Something important to note too, is that that song originally
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  Speaker 4: did it was brown Skin Girl, and that's a real thing.
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  Speaker 4: Is that real brown skin girl? Than changing to brown
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  Speaker 4: eyed Girl? I think a good move.
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  Speaker 1: I think a good move as well. I want to
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  Speaker 1: talk about another song that is a staple to the
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  Speaker 1: old people community getting those guys on the dance floor.
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  Speaker 7: It's so important and I think you're gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Know what it is.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, this is Hotel California. This is good. I've never thought.
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  Speaker 1: To play this, and this is a believe it or not,
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  Speaker 1: a staple of the wedding DJ community, and every time
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  Speaker 1: it comes on, you think, why are they playing this?
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  Speaker 2: I think I played this when I couldn't get them
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  Speaker 2: to stop eating those mashed potatoes.
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  Speaker 4: So I said, get up, and you played this huge
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  Speaker 4: and gay weddings this song right now because it feels
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  Speaker 4: like what it's like to be in the closets.
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  Speaker 3: And it takes a while to keep going.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, honestly, it's a two minute opening. I know this
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  Speaker 6: song very well. So I've just got a couple questions.
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  Speaker 6: If you guys turn it off, turn it off, turn
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  Speaker 6: that off?
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  Speaker 5: Do you guys?
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  Speaker 6: Do you guys like how you guys feel like you
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  Speaker 6: have a science behind your playlist? Like are you guys
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  Speaker 6: have it all planned out? Are you guys improvising in
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  Speaker 6: the moment? Like what's going on?
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  Speaker 4: There's the standards, right, everyone has a standard that they're
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  Speaker 4: going with. One has a couple songs that need to
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  Speaker 4: be on a playlist. I like to give the bride
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  Speaker 4: and the groom, or the bride and the bride of
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  Speaker 4: the groom and the groom, or.
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  Speaker 5: The married person and the married person.
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  Speaker 4: I like to give them opportunities. They get ten songs
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  Speaker 4: they request, otherwise I cover everything else.
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  Speaker 3: You give them ten slots.
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  Speaker 4: They get ten slots and they can put in whatever
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  Speaker 4: they want. Usually it's that's incredible nyan Cat theme song
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  Speaker 4: or some other weird shit that I don't understand. They've
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  Speaker 4: requested niane Cat theme song. Yeah, they played nian Cat
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  Speaker 4: theme song.
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  Speaker 5: Almost.
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  Speaker 1: What are you marrying?
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  Speaker 5: Dorks? You know what? I don't see a social class? Okay,
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  Speaker 5: I never.
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  Speaker 1: Said dorks were a social class.
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  Speaker 5: I get dorks.
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  Speaker 3: I want to know you got into this? Oh god,
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  Speaker 3: we know it.
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  Speaker 5: We know it. Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 4: Presenting Spencer and even my god theraver as boyfriends.
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  Speaker 5: I hate that shit.
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  Speaker 6: So they won it for their song down the Aisle, yeah, wsle.
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  Speaker 5: Al and turned it off by wait.
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  Speaker 2: Speaking of dorks, I want to know you sound like
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  Speaker 2: you got into this in a funny way.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I got into this, and.
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  Speaker 1: You need a hilarious way. I don't know if it
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  Speaker 1: was hilarious for they, but people were sure, we're laughing.
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  Speaker 1: So I showed up to my niece's wedding expecting to
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  Speaker 1: be just a guest, right, And then so she hired
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  Speaker 1: this DJ, and this DJ didn't know what he was doing.
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  Speaker 1: He was so overwhelmed. And then my niece, she's a
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  Speaker 1: bit of a fire brand, right, She's a bit of
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  Speaker 1: a hothead, Okay, And so everything was going wrong, the
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  Speaker 1: cake was wrong, the groom was screaming at her, everything.
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  Speaker 5: Was going wrong. Soon to be husband with screaming at her.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, already husband by this point, because we're at the reception.
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  Speaker 1: So it's bad news for everybody. So she goes up
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  Speaker 1: to the DJ booth and she really takes it out
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  Speaker 1: on him.
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  Speaker 7: She really unloads on this guy.
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  Speaker 1: He was an unfair target of her aggression, and so
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  Speaker 1: he leaves.
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  Speaker 7: He decides it's not worth it.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, And so what happened on the dance floor was
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  Speaker 1: there was a power vacuum, right, And so I decided, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a guy. I got ears, I got a mouth,
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  Speaker 1: I got two hands, and I think I know what
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  Speaker 1: makes a party. So I stepped up to that DJ
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  Speaker 1: booth and this is what I did. Okay, asks you dance.
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  Speaker 1: I need ants. I need uncles, I cousins. I need
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  Speaker 1: women and children. I need our nation's veterans. I need
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  Speaker 1: our nations people who were never serving the war. I
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  Speaker 1: need the people who were drafted in Vietnam and light
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  Speaker 1: about it.
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  Speaker 7: I want all the doctors.
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  Speaker 3: Is there a doctor on the plane.
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  Speaker 1: I need every single one of you on the dance
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  Speaker 1: floor right now.
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  Speaker 3: If you're an uncle, grab the bride's friend.
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  Speaker 7: If you're an ant grib the groom's friend, and.
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  Speaker 3: I want you crazy.
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  Speaker 2: What I love about you is you almost you almost
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  Speaker 2: are like like saying the.
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  Speaker 3: Groups of a plane boarding for you ask.
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  Speaker 2: Like you ask like the vets, the women with children,
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  Speaker 2: group B, group A.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's important to make sure everybody at the wedding
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  Speaker 1: feels like they're included, you know. And I'm just a
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  Speaker 1: party guy. I follow the party and the party follows me.
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  Speaker 1: So and some people say I saved the wedding. Some
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  Speaker 1: people said it was really loud when I took over,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: so mixed reviews.
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: But I got the bug and.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: Now I DJ under the name DJ Uncle Todd, and
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: I go all across Orange County.
• 17:46
  Speaker 7: No, Huntington Beach one of them.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: So Orange County, AZUSA and Huntington Beach.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: To be honest, let me tell you something. As a
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: kind of Christian, I go to those places all the time.
• 17:57
  Speaker 7: Those are the places.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: If there's a farm house, wedding venue, or a cafeteria
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: of some sort, you bet your ass I'm there, and
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: I'm picking up the pieces of a broken brine.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: And how you found in your music? I mean it
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: sounds like it feels almost intuitive. It feels like you
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: naturally found that.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you exactly what I do. I go to
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: i m dB, I type in works animation, and I
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: go to the end credits of every animated movie.
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: That's a lot of work, my man.
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: But man, you get some come on between the O
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: C and AZUSA.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: We got.
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Too many djos happen.
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: Well, let's see if they work as a mashup.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Okay, you go, you do yours first, and then it
• 18:47
  Speaker 5: will go into my Oh no, no.
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: Okay, now what's happening with yours?
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna play myne.
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: Po.
• 19:01
  Speaker 7: Wow, that's a tough mashup.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: It doesn't work. Woo.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: You guys are so good at this. That was a
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: flawless that's a kind of Christian.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: I love the Rascal Flats. They're so Christian. And Jason,
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: it's awesome.
• 19:17
  Speaker 5: Okay, I just thought of a crazy game.
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: Maybe you guys, like, what if we give each other
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: scenarios and play the song you'd play in that scenario.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: That's awesome. That sounds like a freaking blast. And he says,
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: you're bad at this.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: I don't feel confident in it. I don't feel confident
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: in it. You're probably good at this if you have
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: just like that.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Can we start?
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Can we start wedding scenarios and then build up like,
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: let's let's start like father daughter dance, Like I want
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: to know what your guys' go tous are.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: Well, So this is interesting because we usually don't get
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: to choose those, right, Yeah, but I bet I bet
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: we all have opinions like.
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: Dream fada, you play your favorite, this is your scenario,
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: your father daughter dance scenario.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Or like one of your fas, your faves.
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: Well, I have one pulled up.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: If anybody, if you if you got okay, so if
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: the bra, if the if the father or the daughter
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: forget to turn in a request or something happens to them,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: or I just think they're wrong. I like to play
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: something that sort of implies that the dad and the
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: daughter are in.
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: A romantic relationship.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: And whoa way, because that's what Okay, these songs are
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: all right, Uncle Todd? No, no, oh no, I'm getting
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: my phone turned off.
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: Hold on, oh here, we know you.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: You're insecure, don't know it far, you're turning heads.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I'll say, I'm not a I'm not a weirdo. It's
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: hard to find a song that's about appropriate for a
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: dad and a daughter to dance to that's also kind
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: of sweet or emotionally charged.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: In the White Whale. It's really tough the White Whale.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I'm dying now.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: I have had dad's call me and sit down with
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: me and say, hey, I need a list. I'll send
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: him twenty and they say, you think I want to
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: fuck my daughter. It happens all the time.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: You guys are freaking idiots.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: There's so many options. Okay, okay, well, why don't you
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: go point dexter?
• 21:13
  Speaker 7: Is that other song star?
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, isn't she lovely?
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: And you're gonna stand by babies crying on the dance floor.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: You always just go into the intro. My son JP
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: always cuts that part out.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: If anything, I think this is a basic choice. This
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: is like getting a black coffee.
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: With half and half.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: I think it's basically.
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: Isn't she love and then I cut it out? Nice thing?
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: It because I'm trying to sell my one ap anyway.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Trying to sell an EP.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not too bad, all right. I like it.
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: I like the initiative, but my weddings are a little different.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: So we're usually going with something a little like this.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: And do they ask for this, yes, most dances.
• 22:07
  Speaker 7: I can see it now.
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: The daddy's putting.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: His arms on the top of the daughter, and the
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: daughter's putting her hands on top of the dad.
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: Mommy, don't know. Daddy's getting hot. There's a father in
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: the song.
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: It's a song that explicitly mentions fathers. I'll give you that.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Nobody can argue with that, and nobody can take that
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: away from you.
• 22:29
  Speaker 5: By man, that's right.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: And it crushes, it slays the boots down house Mama,
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: So dad, they.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Usually do this right when the bread is out right,
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: like the salads are coming out.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we usually do the father answer the bread comes down.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you why.
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: Here's something doing something on the hole you're singing it, Yeah, daddy,
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: here's the thing. If I start the night like that,
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: where the fuck are we going?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: It kind of feels like we're heading into a beat
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: sm horror wedding after this.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: And you know what, I know you're not selling anything,
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: but I'm buying exactly.
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: I feel like that you guys have inspired me, like
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: and it really I think you guys will love my choice.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: Is this layla? No? Is this yoda? Yeah? Weird al Yoda?
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: My man, you're bad at this?
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: What you're not? You're not even funny at this? You're
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: just bad at what do you mean? You know?
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I was suspecting that you'd be like an insecure Mozart type,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: that you'd actually be really good at this.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Turn it off, turn it off.
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: The best part is coming up the best part. That's
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: my favorite line. That's awesome.
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a wedding DJ. Don't pick songs were the
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: best parts forty seconds in. That's my advice.
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: That stuff.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: You gotta start with it.
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: Oh man, Okay, how about a different way?
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Did you do yours? You did your talk about a
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: different scenario? Okay, scenario and this is one of my
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: favorite scenarios. One of my favorite things that happens in
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: a wedding. It's when because the girls, they're a fragile bunch.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Right, fragile.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: It requires a delicate balance to keep all the bridle
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: party in check because you never.
• 24:31
  Speaker 5: Know what they're scream hard.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: So this girls and presenting keep going yes and thank
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: you for checking me my cha. Okay, so picture this.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: We're two hours into the scenario. Into the non the
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: scenario two hours into the reception and relations between the
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: maid of honor and one of the bridal party are
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: breaking down.
• 24:57
  Speaker 7: And they're breaking down fast.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: You can They're about to talk about something real on
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: the dance floor. You need all those girls out there
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: right now, break that fight up.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: What do you play?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is the best scenario. When I tell you,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I mean this, I can play this game for literally
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: six hours.
• 25:16
  Speaker 6: So your scenario is, get all the girls on the
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: dance floor now.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: But consider the motivation behind it.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, consider the stakes.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Your stakes are really high. This could be friendship ending
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: unless you get all those girls on the floor right.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: Now, maybe the last night of their life or the
• 25:32
  Speaker 4: beginning of coming over.
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: What their problems were exactly?
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, I don't want a big brain this.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: But how old are they there?
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: I want to say average age. I can't tell how
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: old a woman is because they're all beautiful.
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: To me.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: The oldest wedding that i've the oldest wedding that i've
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: i've DJ'ed, they were twenty six.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: Okay, weird people are getting married so young lately.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they gotta stop, I think, I mean, just for
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: their sake, just for everybody's saying, get married when you're
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: forty five. That's what I've learned. None of you can
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: handle it. Everybody's got hormones still raging. People say your
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: your brain developed, finishing is developed when you're twenty five.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: I don't buy it. I think you need another twenty
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: years to keep on cooking. I'll tell you what I'll play.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: I might have to call my son JP for this one.
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: I'll tell you what I play, and it's it's this.
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, this is a big one.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, so this is tried and true.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Pink is the godmother of weddings.
• 26:29
  Speaker 4: She is.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: If Pink is the godmother, Bruno Mars is the godfather.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: They could run this whole thing to me.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: This song, to me, this song to me is like
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: a balloon to a birthday party exactly.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: And you can tell, you can tell.
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: If Pink were there, she'd be up in the air.
• 26:48
  Speaker 7: She'd be doing aerial.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Song, flip it around with those thighs.
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: I love that, Pink. I tell you what that was?
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: Great? Not yet?
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, well you guys keep thing. I'll keep playing.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: Oh I got one, you got we're bringing the girls together.
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: We're bringing the girls together.
• 27:05
  Speaker 4: All right, Yeah, this is what I say. All right,
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: I say, put your petty differences aside. I say, all right,
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: because I'm obvious about it, and I look, it's I
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: always like to say it. I like to I like
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: to call it like it is. And I say, put
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: that petty difference aside and hang out with your siss and.
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: Sissy that wah.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: For the girls.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: This is for the girls. Come on, girls, This one's
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: for the girls. This is for the girls.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Because it seems like it's technically for girls, but it's
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: not really for.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: Girls, right, I mean girls hear it when I play it.
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: That's great.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Okay, I got one.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Get to the course. Yeah you can as you the chorus.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: Oh you're not even following your own cardinal rule. Rules
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: are meant to be broken.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Alright.
• 28:11
  Speaker 7: Wow, this one takes a while to get to it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: Listen. That one doesn't always work.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: Carry I got one.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: I got one.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Uh, this one is using their state of mind. I
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: texted in my son JP from Chatsworth.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: This is one.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: Oh, this will get this because they're pissed, right, I
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: got I've gotta girls do it well.
• 28:35
  Speaker 5: This is so good.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, I'm going the Old People bus is leaving in
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: five minutes because we're out of winery usually, and they
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: test to take them down.
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: The hill, and just going off of that, I feel
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: like this song that it's gonna capture. Okay, ready your pause,
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: I play.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, No.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: If I'm a girl and I'm fighting with my brand
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: this place, I want to punch her in the base.
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: I want to drag her by the hair, and I
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: want to get her on the dance floor and I
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: want to kill her.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: I want to find a man that we both like,
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: and I want to use.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Him between us.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: I want to kiss him.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: I want to kiss him absolutely. You know what I'm playing.
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: When you finish, I push.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: You out of the side and I play this, We're
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: getting everyone together, the world unites on super bass, and because.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: He did such a bad job at that, I'm pushing
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: you with that and I'm playing this.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: This is to find gravity the Glee version.
• 29:31
  Speaker 7: And since that sucks, and since that sucks ass, I'm
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: playing this.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Oh this good girls, and then I have to repeat it.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: The old people bus is leaving now.
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: And once again it does have to go down there.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: H So you get on that bus, get that wine,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: take that last stipp of wine and you better get
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: down there.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, I got something, I got a scenario. I'm loving
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: these scenarios. They're really fine.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: Again, can play this game for four hours.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: So literally, So here's the deal. Here's my song scenario
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: It's the cake. The cake's being cuts. That promotes eating.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: We need a song that promotes having a good time
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: cutting the cake because this is gonna be in a
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: lot of videos. So you're seeing this social everywhere. So
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: what is the song that you're playing. Well, they're cutting
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: that cake and maybe this is the type of the
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: wedding where they rub the cake on each other's faces,
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: they feed each other, everyone gets messy.
• 30:27
  Speaker 5: You don't want a song that makes them dance. You
• 30:29
  Speaker 5: want a song that promotes standing.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: That adds to it.
• 30:32
  Speaker 5: What's twist?
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Okay, they're cutting the cake.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, it's a small cake because the guests have a dippin'
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: dots box.
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, gay, it's good.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: So the guts go to diget the dipbuts dip dots.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: This has happened to me all the time, where the
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: guests look for the Christians kind of Christians too, which
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: is my Mike guy tell and I'll tell you what.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I have an answer to this, to cutting the cake scenario,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: because and I don't want to alarm anybody, but I'm
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: pretty funny. I'm kind of known as the funny uncle.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: So as soon as that cake knife is coming out,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I'm blasting this. And when it gets chorus, you'll hear
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: why it's good?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: Oh no, see you looking round? My kids up.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: These words.
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: That is so good. I feel like I've got a
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: perfect one to follow.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: That tiptoe here comes wait time.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: I'm in the masterpiece, masterpieces piece.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: You should be rolling me.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: We have to wait till the dorus to wait ready,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: because you're gonna laugh when you hear it.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: We have to wait.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: I love this chorus, just for the clips.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Talk to me, We'll get you.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: It's a tagline, you're saying.
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: The song is playing.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm talking over it.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I'm making sure that people know that it's gonna be ready.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Hold that knife, keep on open, cake the ocean now cut.
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: That is so great.
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: I feel like I've got a perfect, perfect follow up,
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: and hopefully you guys will like this one.
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: What's happening here?
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: What is this? This is? Have you now?
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: The last song on Megan Trainer's twenty twenty album Myself.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: You are so out of your depth. Oh I triggered Siri.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Your horrible song triggered Siri?
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: What what's wrong with it?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: I just don't know what to feel. I don't know
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: where I am. I don't know who I am when
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I listen to this.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: I don't touch Meghan Trainer with one hundred foot pole
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: at my weddings. We don't do it. We don't go
• 32:47
  Speaker 4: near Meghan Trainer. Turn this off, please, I'm trying. Can
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: I tell you what I do.
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: So hard to listen to?
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: I just wait for it. This my favorite parts when
• 33:03
  Speaker 6: she says stay with me for now.
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's anti climbacy.
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: So you guys don't think Megan Trainer's whole career is
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: trying to become a wedding person.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: That's I didn't even know that was your argument for
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: this whole thing.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Look, I know that a Megan Trainer can work.
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: Come on, lips are moving? Are you kidding me? Come
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: to your future?
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: But let me tell her.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Wouldn't she love it? If I said that she was
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: perfect for weddings?
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: Wouldn't she love that? Which is why I'm not going
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: to do it.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: That's so fucking true.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: She would love it. All right, I gotta play this side. Okay,
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: this is a cake song that I like to play.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: They're cutting the cake and this is the music they
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: like to Usually this works for every wedding I'm doing.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: They're getting the knife out, they're hanging out, and I'm saying,
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: ladies and gentlemen, get ready for this.
• 34:00
  Speaker 5: This feels kind of Christian.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's give it a second. Okay, sorry, they're
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: getting ready. You don't want the lyrics to pop.
• 34:13
  Speaker 9: You wanted me calling me a yeah.
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: I don't know what moment did they cut?
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Six the beaches in the Teaches.
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: Of Teaches cut?
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, here's mine. Mine's a little bit of a non secretary.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: But this song just means a lot to be personally.
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I actually think this is a gorgeous cake cutting perfect.
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: I think this is sincere.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: I just love that iPod nano ad that came out
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: I missed.
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: I we take a moment and talk about.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: The nana most intuitive interface on any music player I've
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: ever seen.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: The way I had to take my beefy thumbs and
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: sort of maneuver that little wheel and they kept making
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: it smaller and smaller every year.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: And man, I missed the nanos good scenario.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: Can I ask you guys a question about being a
• 35:14
  Speaker 5: d J? Yes, some issues here and there that come up.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: What happens when you have to make some sort of
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: complicated an announcement that you feel like is personally directed
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: towards somebody else, When you feel like you're being used
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: as a tool, a conduit for one person to make
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: a comment on the way another person is enjoying the.
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: Web happen like how this happens?
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: Like when the bride comes up and says, can you
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: let everyone know that that they can't get thirds?
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Because my uncle just got third.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: It is so hard, it's so hard and so passive
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: as it is.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: Where I fall apart. This is where I don't know
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: how to do it.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: I mean hard we're doing we're playing games tonight. I
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: think we should all do this.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Ready, I'm going to give you a challenge and you
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: have to do it. Okay, Ready, So I'm going to
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: give you the challenges because ready, you have to you
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: have to you have to tell everybody to come on
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: the dance floor, but also you gotta tell the FIAT
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: to move behind.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: You have to tell the Fiat that it's in front
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: of uh.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to tell the just married car. You
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: have to tell the Fiat to move because it's in
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: front of the just married car.
• 36:19
  Speaker 5: I got this exactly.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: This is good, and I'm gonna say it in a
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: way that I don't have to exactly say it.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm gonna let the music to a little bit
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: of songer.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna say, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: everyone to get on the dance floor.
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: So everybody get on the dance floor.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: And if you drive a Fiat, listen up to this song,
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: because I got some news for you.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: Everyone on the dance floor.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: Everyone on the dance floor, Hey, Fiat guy, listen up
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: right here.
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: That's good.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: That sounds like that. This is why you're at the panelty.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: It kind of turns you into an evil DJ. That's
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: kind of fun to play with. And let me tell
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: you I'm on the dance floor number one. Also, if
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I'm driving a Fiat, I'm moving, my god.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: Exactly, everyone's chuckling, but we're also like.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Baby every and if I'm davy, I'm going oh, evil
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: DJ got me?
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, now you give somebody else the challenge.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: All right, okay, uncle Tod, Okay, here we go. Okay,
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: your challenge is you have just been told by the bride, yeah,
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: that you have to tell her mother she needs a
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: super home because she's too drunk.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: Now, you don't necessarily need to use the song that was.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: You don't have to use this. You could just use
• 37:32
  Speaker 5: your voice.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know exactly the thing, because here's the thing
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I have to deliver.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: What what point of the night is it?
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: Again?
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: It is too early, so it's before cake. It's about
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: seven thirty.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Classic, classic, it's seven.
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: We have not cut the cake yet.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Mom is gonna miss the speeches, but her condition is unsustainable.
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: She's gotta go home. Correct, So this is a critical point, right.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: He's gone in the background.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: We have to well, no I haven't.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I have it. I have it.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: So we have to make sure that this that the
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: vibes continue because it's way too early.
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: Once more, so I put on this.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: Okay, it's always a good time.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: So this captures my message, right, So I say, hey, guys,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: it's still a good time. We're still having a good time.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: But I think somebody's had a little too good of
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: a time.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Mary, I'm talking to you.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Mary, your condition is unsustainable for this point of the nine.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I know you love your daughter, and I'll tell you what.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: We love you too. We love you too, Mary, and
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: we love the way you're dancing, and in some ways
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: we love the way you're throwing up. But your biological
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: clock is ticking, the biological clock of alcohol poisoning. So
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, Mary. We got a party bus
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: out for you. It is an ambulance, and you're gonna
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: get inside and we're gonna keep the party going.
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: Be a FaceTime.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, Now I.
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: Need everybody on the floor. Everybody show me how you move.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: It still kind of sounded like a plane announcement, which
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: I love.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: The best announcements often due it was clear and it
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: was really good.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: You didn't hide much.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't.
• 39:23
  Speaker 5: I found it.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: If you face the issue head on.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: We can all see it. We can all see it.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: You know, Mary's Mary's Wilin'. You know, so we can
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: all see it.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: Mary's wilin challenge. Okay, I'm gonna give a scenario. Okay,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, Christian, I want to no waight,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: oh no, because you did Okay, we'll go this way.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, kiddo, I want to give you a softball. Okay,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: because you're pretty new on here.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: Absolutely all right, bumpers on in the bowling out.
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: All you need to do. The buffet is open.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: But if you're getting seconds, but if you're done with
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: your meal, it is not yet time for seconds.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: That's a big one.
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: This time for seconds.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: This in my early career, was a hard thing to learn.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: But once I learned it, it.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: Was like it clicked. It clicked once.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: This is like training wheels, this one, this one totally.
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: The buffet is open.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: However, yes, you have already started sneaking at the buffet.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: It is not yet time for seconds.
• 40:26
  Speaker 5: Looking at the cousins. We're looking at a cousin.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: We're looking at a kid wedding. We're looking at the kids.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is similar to the gluten one.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, you don't need to use music if
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: you just want to do the announcer.
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: Maybe he's just bad with music.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Maybe he can.
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: Hear, he'll maybe he'll really deliver it on the talking.
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: He lit on now from the from from the DJ boot.
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: Apparently, Apparently, some people, apparently some people are having too
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: much food, and that wasn't the message. Apparently they are
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: having too much food and they need to stop.
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: Positive spin, positive spin.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: They need to stop now.
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: So so maybe find yourself to the dance floor. Find
• 41:27
  Speaker 8: yourself to the dance floor, and make your way now
• 41:31
  Speaker 8: to the dance floor to dance. You gotta dance now.
• 41:42
  Speaker 5: The message wasn't dance dance.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: They just served the food.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: You have to dance now, no chop in the sound
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: of the silence.
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: I pre mixed this.
• 41:53
  Speaker 5: This was pre mixed.
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: This was Oh, I know what's gonna do?
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: That was That was time the way you wanted to.
• 42:02
  Speaker 6: It's time perfectly because it's all my favorite parts of
• 42:04
  Speaker 6: my song, the beginnings off.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Shut it off, no way, that was timed out. You
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: paused so long. I didn't pause. That was timed out.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: In the eighties.
• 42:21
  Speaker 5: Shut it off. I'm trying.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: DJ is not that hard.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: You make it look really You make it look like
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: it's like if you make it look really hard, it
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: look really hard.
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Off.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Okay, wait, what am I waiting for? Waiting? Just wait?
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: You make us wait every time. That's my favorite part. Okay,
• 42:39
  Speaker 5: give me something hard, all right? This is on Newbie okay, Okay.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: The bride needs a phone charger and also a ride
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: to Reno. Give me it, Give me anything that's tough.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: You want something hard, Okay.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: You can group mind it because honestly, I don't trust
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: anything goes out here.
• 42:54
  Speaker 6: Mouth Okay, this is actually really hard, a situation that
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: I had to deal with and I did not hit Well.
• 43:01
  Speaker 5: You are the DJ and it's wounding down.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: You need to get people off the dance floor, but
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: not in a way that says the wedding's over. It
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: means we're going to move to the just married car now.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: But also the bride and groom have just had a
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: huge fight and you don't know if they need five
• 43:18
  Speaker 6: or ten minutes to figure it out before they get
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: to the just married car and are ready to present themselves.
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: So you both need to get people off the dance
• 43:25
  Speaker 6: floor and figure out if you need more time. The
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: announcement part is you figuring out coordinating with the bridesmaid,
• 43:33
  Speaker 6: the main girl, the maid of honor, if you can
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: get her across the dance floor to tell you if
• 43:39
  Speaker 6: they need more time or not.
• 43:41
  Speaker 7: Okay, so she needs to get the brides maid over.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: I need to communicate in the middle of the announcement.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: I need to communicate with.
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: The brides Yes, you need to tell everybody that we're
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: going to move to the just married car. But you
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: need to communicate with the bridesmaid if she needs more time,
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: and then, depending on her answer, either more time or
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: move people to the just married you ask for a
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: hard one.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So this this challenge is contingent on somebody else
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: giving me new information in the.
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: Middle, and I want you can make a choice. Okay,
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: you know what actually look to me. I'll be the bridesmaid.
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: I'll tell you what she said to me.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, what she says to you, and then you're
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: either gonna tell me if they need more time inside
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: before I send them outside, or if they should stay
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: inside before I send them outside exactly.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: But she's already started talking, so she can't yeah, yeah, yeah, yea, yeah, Okay,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: this is good.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: This is good, got it?
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Got it?
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, she's got it, got it. I can tell this
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: is gonna be good. It's such a fine line to
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: be a wedding DJ. I can't even tell.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: You because what we're about to see here is me
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: doing where you hold the audience or the guests in
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: your hand, and you kind of just use them to stall.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: You use them as silly puddy. Right.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: Well, Look, being a wedding DJ is the table is
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: made out of sticks and glue, and we're the table cloth.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: We make the whole thing look and feel seamless. But
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: at the end side we know that the whole thing
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: is falling apart. The wedding planner is drunk, the groom
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: is high on mushrooms. It's a disaster, and the woman.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: So is the groom.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: For me, where's the group?
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, here we go.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: So I'm I'm gonna stall until the bride and groom
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: figure it out.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: And the bridesway tells me what's going on.
• 45:23
  Speaker 5: The bridemaid is either going to tell you.
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: To send him outside or keep them inside. Here we go.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Olivia and Josh have had a night. They have had it.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: I can I get everybody out front. Let me see
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: those eyes. Come on, guys, Come on, god, oh guys,
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: let me see everybody. Come on to the front.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Let's go. Let me see them all better.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: Bom to left.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Here we go, tell the right, let me to the left.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Put you magic in me.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: More time, okay, more time. I want to see everybody
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: in the middle. Now we're gonna get the Maid of Honor.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: She picked up the book today, so.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna see moves.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Let's go. Let's go, sany go, Siany.
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: Go, Cisse go, sisterdos go go Si.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Cousin Joe go, Cousin Joe, cause Joe, Cousin Joe.
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: We need more time.
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, here we go. We're gonna do a cango line.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Let's go.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I'm a dangerous man with the money in my pocket.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: So many pretty gooles a running, but believest.
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: Out, get them out.
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: Now we're going outside. Olivia and Joe are leaving, folks.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Let's go cong the line. Come on, Cousin Joe, let's go.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: We're taking my cousin line out. Time guys were headed outside.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: We are seeing them. Bye to Olivia and Joe before
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: they finally lose their virginity because they're kind of Christians.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: Let's go incredible, and you were watching.
• 47:01
  Speaker 7: You were walking on a tight woke, I wrote, but
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: you didn't let eye the.
• 47:05
  Speaker 6: Ren coll Oh boy, that I beefed it so much
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: harder than you did. You mastered that that was.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: I didn't know I was competing with you.
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: That's not even No, it wasn't a competition. I just
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: had to go through that scenario. I played Prince one
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: of his slower songs and they just turned on me
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: like wild tip.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they can sense weakness in a DJ I
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: really can't really sense it, and they will come for you.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: It's like hurting scared rabbits.
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah it is. It's exactly like that.
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: It's exactly like that.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: I've learned.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: You guys taught me. All you need is to be confident.
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: And if I'm confident, I can do it. All I
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: need is to direct them in the way and have confidence,
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: and that is so wonderful.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: You also need to know how to use your equipment.
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: I would say that's one of the biggest things.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: The board.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: You need to know what kind of board, Which whish
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: board do you guys use? I use the Mac Super
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: Super eight in guys have that?
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I told you, guys, this is my biggest downfall
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: using an ox cord.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's tough. Well, I can one thing I can
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: say for sure. We all love weddings, we all love
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: doing it, and we're in it for the skin of
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: the game, for the skin of our teeth. We're in
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: it because we love love, and maybe we go around
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: and we give a little bit of advice to other
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: DJs who are doing.
• 48:23
  Speaker 7: It for the love of the game. They're maybe just
• 48:25
  Speaker 7: coming up.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe he can listen up. Yeah, i'd say, when
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: in doubt, there's only one thing you can tell people
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: Oh oh yeah, come.
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: On, guys, it solves all the life problems.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Y're walking away now, come on, I need everybody on
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: the floor.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: There's only one thing you can do. I want you
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: to forget the fight you're having with her. I want
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: you to forget the fight you're having with him. I
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: want you to pick your up off the ground and
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: I want you to wheel her up onto the floor. Yes,
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: because there's only one thing to do, and that's dance.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: We love fuck. Come on, we're in We're in love, folks.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Once again, it is not yet time for seconds.
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, that was inspired, That was that was incredible.
• 49:17
  Speaker 4: My My question for you guys before I answer the
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: question uh is uh uh, what do you guys? What's
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: your policy on flash mobs? Do you do all the
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: hassle of coordinating with whoever wants to run that flash
• 49:29
  Speaker 4: mob or what are you guys doing Are you guys
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: doing them or not?
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: I've tried. It does not go well.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I say, you know what, You're gonna have to
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: use your own sound source because I'm not setting up
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: a flash mob for you.
• 49:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah. No, I have enough shit going on.
• 49:43
  Speaker 7: It's hands off, it is.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: We cannot that whatever people have chosen as a flash
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: mob is of their own volition.
• 49:49
  Speaker 7: We gotta let them be their own funeral.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I let them.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: You can.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: You can email me and I will help you prep
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: only twenty four hours before. Yeah, but if you start
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: prepping before, then my time starts. I just gotta start
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: my time.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: You start, you start building like the Maid of Honor.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Literally, because the more that the that a flash moob
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: is prepared, the more you know it's gonna fall apart.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: You know, you know that the emotional stakes are gonna
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: be too high, and the flash mob is not gonna work,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: and it's gonna mean implications for the relationship in a
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: way that it should not. I think that's really smart.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: Plan a day before if you're gonna do it, Yeah.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: That is genius. Anybody else with advice?
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: All right, I got some advice. If you want to
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: be an author, a singer, a dad.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Anything, a DJ. You can be at all. I don't
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: do anything great. I do it all kind of good.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: And that's okay. That is okay. America is full of
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: them like that, okay, And you can do that as
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: long as you keep dancing.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, guys, we're going outside. We have she can't
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  Speaker 2: go outside because there's a noise orderance ordance. So put
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  Speaker 2: on these the silent disco headphones because we can't play
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  Speaker 2: music outside past t at ten pm, and say goodbye
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  Speaker 2: to Josh and Olivia.
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  Speaker 1: Good night, y'all.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, that's awesome. That's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, my advice it would be simple.
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  Speaker 4: Love doesn't always look like how you think it's gonna look,
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  Speaker 4: not only from who you date or how you get married,
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  Speaker 4: but what happens at your wedding. It might not be
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  Speaker 4: the dream that you had when you were a kid.
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  Speaker 4: It might not go perfect. Everyone might not stay sober,
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: everyone might not show up. Somebody might get sick, somebody
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: might get hurt, somebody might be sad. Try to throw
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  Speaker 4: off the vibe. What I can tell you is, no
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: matter who you are, no matter who you love, you
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  Speaker 4: gotta be honest. You gotta be upfront and whatever you are,
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: make sure you're not toxic. Ladies and gentlemen, let's give
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: it up for your king and King Capon and Miguel.
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  Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, put your.
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  Speaker 4: Paws up in the air, little monsters. Congratulations to these guys. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: that's right, guys. I gotta be honest.
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  Speaker 6: I've been so inspired that I feel like I actually
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: kind of get it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I hate that.
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  Speaker 5: I feel good.
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know we're big on endings, right, that's like
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: big for DJs. The ending is sometimes you're.
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  Speaker 5: Gonna watch the car.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe the beginning of the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like you guys actually inspired me and you
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  Speaker 6: gave me a feeling.
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  Speaker 5: My god, I think he's learning.
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  Speaker 3: He's got it.
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  Speaker 5: He makes a song in our job makes me feel
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  Speaker 5: good for the people he's playing music for. This is
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: the mona Lisa, Hey, you bride and groom.
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  Speaker 6: Congratulations you are gonna love each other for the rest
• 52:57
  Speaker 6: of your lives.
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  Speaker 5: And what a magical moment.
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  Speaker 6: We've actually all had a moment in time that nobody
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  Speaker 6: else will have. We shared a night, a moment, a
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  Speaker 6: feeling that will't be recreated. So for the rest of
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: your life, remember your friends, your family, the feelings you
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  Speaker 6: had carrying into this, the fun, the joy, the pain, everything,
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  Speaker 6: and hold on to it just for a second. Everybody,
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  Speaker 6: close your eyes with me.
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: And hug. It's too long because we did it bad directions.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: How are they going to close your eyes and hug? Oh?
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  Speaker 7: I fucking crying.
• 53:42
  Speaker 6: Don't forget we are young once, and as life goes on,
• 53:47
  Speaker 6: we remember.
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  Speaker 3: Hands up. Oh my god, you stopped it.
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  Speaker 5: No, you were so glad you, Oh.
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  Speaker 3: God, up so much paid.
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  Speaker 1: This has been Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists,
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  Speaker 1: answering the question. Now, that's why they call it showbiz.
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  Speaker 1: We'll see you next time.
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  Speaker 3: You may now kiss the bride, okay.
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: Move the fiant.
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