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Final Hope E14: Like a Real Team · The Multiverse Collective

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Oh fucking hell. Oh shit.
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Stop digging in your butt hole. See that?
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Oh fuck. It's Kaminsky's favorite
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pastime. Ah, same I mean.
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Everybody's got a hobby. I'm not here to kink shame
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anyone fucking. Up.
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Fog. Oh, it's good to be back.
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Truly. Well, I'm going to be honest, I
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snapped. I'm sick of this lack of
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synergy. I'm sick of this God damn woman
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stringing Murph along. I'm sick of the lack of
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cohesion. Sick of it.
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I know we pushed Murphy too far. I when we get out of this, if we
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get out of this, I need to be real adult and fix this.
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Good news is that Spencer killed Aries, which holy shit.
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The bad news is that I don't think we were supposed to do
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that and now we're hurt, tired, down a team member, and staring
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down 2000 Spartan warriors. How could this get worse?
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OK. So when we left off, Murphy was
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nowhere to be found, and Max and Spencer had just had a legion of
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Spartan soldiers, 2000 strong, summoned to go against them in
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the Crucible of Champions by Phobos and Damos.
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Yeah. What?
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What are you? What?
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What are you going to do? Hey, Spence.
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Yeah, maybe we put that armor on on layaway.
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What the fuck does that even mean?
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Layaway. I don't, I think.
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We we'll come back for it later there.
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I don't think we can take them, the two of us.
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Yeah, I'd. Be great.
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I'm already a little tired. Not anything to do with anything
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else. I'm just I'm a little tired.
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Can you fly me back? Yup, Max just scoops up Spencer
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and tries to go back to the PERD.
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Yeah, you. I'm gonna shoot him like your
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bridal carry in her. She does not allow that to
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happen. He's carrying her underneath the
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armpits like you would an angry cat.
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It's a it's a fireman, Gary. It's a fireman, Gary, so that
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Spencer can get the last word as we're leaving.
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She's just flipping them off. Yeah, and you make it back to
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the Perd and this legion of Spartans is is hot on your tail
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the whole time. They're flying.
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No, but they're running after you.
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They're not flying Spartans. I'm not.
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Not that mean. Or I could be that mean, but I'm
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not going to be that mean. Thanks.
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Yeah. And you know, you can hear what
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battle cry as you you make it onto the perd, you close the
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what the fuck is it called? Why has my brain gone blank now?
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The door, we're going to call it the door.
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It's like the hanger. You close the hanger to like
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where you've come out of, Who's going to try and take the ship
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off? Not it.
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All right, I think Max just tries to remember what Murphy
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does and hit some buttons and praise.
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Yeah, just roll a straight lock check for me please.
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Spencer's pacing anxiously behind him like a father waiting
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for a child to be born. And she also keeps like,
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offering him like 0 health advice, like you should try the
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button on the left. What do you think about that?
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Letter. Which button was it?
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That was a four. Yeah, you you press all sorts of
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buttons, you get. Let me think you get FRAX News
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1. It comes up on on the screen.
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What's? Happening on Thrax News 1.
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It's just a it's just a Tina propaganda channel.
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Yeah, you see trip unlike it's. Tina doing an Alex Jones style
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talk show. Don't change.
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This. It's not Tina because she's
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she's she's. She's making the freaking Sand
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Strider's game. The Whisper.
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Wind is propaganda by the Liberals.
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Spencer is staring, slack jaw fascinated.
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And it's not even the real Tina. It's just, it's just a Fraxian
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in a wig with prosthetic tits. Tina's like the thoraxine Elvis.
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They're just a bunch of impersonators.
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And I guess at least one of them is a conspiracist, yes.
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Much like America's favorite Elvis impersonator, that's going
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to be relevant if you've seen that documentary.
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Anyway, who doesn't love Bryson? Carry on.
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You know, you keep hitting buttons.
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The coffee machine turns on. A disco light comes down in the
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middle of the cockpit. Why do we even have that?
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You get like a live video feed to the the base back on Earth
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and Angel Grove and you just see Zordon humming like a tune to
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himself, just like having the time of his life.
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He can't hear us, can he? No, not at this moment.
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Spencer, do you want to give it a go?
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Pressing some buttons. Yeah, yeah.
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We'll roll a straight luck check.
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Not much better. That's a 5.
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What other buttons are on this ship, Niall?
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I'm pressing fuck in all of them.
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Levers, knobs, I'm turning all of it.
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You you see you press 1 button and a fog machine starts up.
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For some reason you don't even know where the.
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Why do we have that? Your your protein pancakes start
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cooking in the microwave. Shit, shit, shit shit.
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Well, this is the the radio comes on and it's on like, and
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it's just like, let me let me find a planet out of my several
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thousand planets that have. Murph, a little help please.
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This is. Cygnus VB. 12 Action News Today
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we see at the Crucible of Champions 2 Power Rangers
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absolutely murder Aries. What's going to happen next?
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Stay tuned folks for the. All in for all in stories.
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Sick. Hey Max, we're famous.
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You press another button and like the Shields come up.
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That's one good thing, but the the shield around the ship comes
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up. OK, that was a good button.
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And just in time as well, because just.
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Trying to get footage or I guess like audio of the radio spot
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talking about her to send to Regina.
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She's lost interest in trying to fly the ship.
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Yeah, and just as the shield comes up, you start hearing like
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the the war cry really loud. Oh fuck, I forgot about that.
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Forgot about that. Not great Max.
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We really need to go stop fucking around.
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Yeah, let me push the button that says Ignition.
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Yeah, you look around and there there is a button that it and it
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and it's like an engine. It has an engine button like
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like picture above it and like you just sort of look to
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yourself and you're like. How the fuck did I miss that?
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Fuck fucking pushes the button. Yeah, and the engine purrs to
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live and the did we ever discuss what the, what the, the driver's
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seat looks like in this? Because I know we did for the
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the ice box, the ice house. No, I don't think we ever
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discussed. I'm going to be fully honest,
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I've imagined the Star Trek Enterprise original.
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Yeah. Actually.
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I'm all in on that. That's.
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I'm with it. Yeah, so.
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So there's a bunch of useless consoles that we never use.
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It's just. The three.
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Of us. Yeah.
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So, you know, you know when Murphy usually stands to start
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getting things going and moving forward, and you still see that
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book next to like the big book that Trip told you about.
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The manual don't need that. The couple.
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Spencer tosses it over her shoulder.
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The manual? Yeah, It's not in his plastic
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cover anymore. Yeah.
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And you, you start it and you just start booking it straight
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into deep space, no destination in mind.
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You're just flying now. What's your first plan now that
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you're in space? I think as we escape from this
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legion of Spartan soldiers, I think Max just like looks over
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and he's just like Spencer. I'm so sorry.
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Spencer's just sitting in her like normal swivel chair and her
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normal console, spinning in circles, head tilted back,
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staring up at the ceiling. I just wanted the fucking armor.
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Oh God, we have to find. We go back.
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Where's Murph? Max.
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I don't know if we can go back without him, but.
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I don't think we can go back. We'll get you some armor I.
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Don't want your fucking armor, Max?
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They wanted her Festus. Not mine.
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I'll buy. I'll buy you a set.
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You can't. I'll buy you a set.
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I don't care. You can't.
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Afford the armor I want Max. I'll take out a loan.
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They're gonna the loan. Apparently all banks and space
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are guarded by riddles. So.
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You're not going to be able to take.
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Up an alone Max. We can't solve riddles for shit.
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I'll learn how to solve them, Spencer.
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But yeah, so you you just glide in through face, face space.
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You glide in through space. And you know about, I'm going to
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say like an hour, an hour and 45 minutes goes by and you just see
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again this massive multi coloured beam of light just beam
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through the the purred and the ship shakes violently for a
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couple of seconds and then nothing.
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It's like nothing ever happened. Oh fuck, what the fuck was that?
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I don't know, I'm trying to drive.
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I fucking hate space Max. I want to go home, Spencer.
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Fucking go home until we Dicks chlamydia or whatever.
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That's what we're supposed to be doing.
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I bunch to do through the brain today.
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Gross. Yeah.
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The door opens and Burf walks onto the bridge.
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Like, hey guys. Holy shit.
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Oh my God. Oh my God.
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Oh. My God.
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Told. Zorlon, that we lost you.
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Oh oh. That guy's still a Dick, don't
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worry about it. So happy to see you.
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I'm so sorry we didn't know about your birthday.
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It's, it's OK. We we never really talked about
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it, but. Yeah, but it doesn't make it.
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OK. It's not OK, Matt.
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I'm Max. You're Murphy.
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Sorry, he's had a. He's not OK.
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He had to be responsible you. Guys, get out of there.
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Yeah, yeah. We got out of there.
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It was fine. It's nothing bad happened.
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Good. Where have you been?
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So I, I went to Earth, went home.
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I, I, I had to do a lot of thinking about everything that's
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been going on and some of the stuff I talked about before I
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left. I, I think we need to come
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together and work as a team. We we're the only ones that can
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do this and we've sort of just been fucking around for the last
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couple weeks and I don't, I don't think we're going to save
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the universe that way. Yeah, you're right.
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Yeah. Oh, captain, My captain.
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Spencer tries to hug Murphy. She is still covered in viscera.
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Oh, he'll, he'll, he'll and be like, oh, oh, good, thanks.
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It's a. Big, wet, sloppy, sweaty pug.
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Yeah, I think when when Max sees Spencer go, Max just goes in and
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he's just like, thank God. I was waiting for one of you
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this. Is really nice.
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Guys I, I hey, I I got some stuff for you guys.
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What stuff? Any he hands each of you like a
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little package. Are there regular tampons in
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here? I'm so tired of space tampons.
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He for for Spencer, he hands like a folded piece of paper
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that's sort of been folded into like a little kind of pouch.
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And for how would we? How would we give what Max has,
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I think. It's just like an an envelope.
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An envelope, OK, Yeah, just a like a like a big, like one of
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those shipping envelopes. Spencer immediately opens her
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paper. Oh, as as she goes like RIP it
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open. He's like, wait, be careful,
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there's something in there too. Don't let it drop.
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Very important. OK, you've been you've been sent
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what was written on the pieces of paper.
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Spencer is still crying, this time harder, but it does take
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her like a full 10 minutes to read that the emojis help.
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It is a letter from Regina. Oh.
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Do you want me to send them to you as well?
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Damn, if you want to. You did.
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You put a cry in a. Reaction to it.
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Yeah. And it's really fucking sad,
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dude. Do you know how hard it is to
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figure out how to to to write a message as a 17 year old girl?
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I think you got there. Properly.
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I do love. And it has to be like Regina.
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Yeah. I mean, you really, you really,
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really got there. For for anybody who wants to
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know, fucking join the Patreon and you'll be able to see them
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there. Unless these guys want to read
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them out right now, but I don't think they do.
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So join the Patreon and yeah. Did you say what else was in
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their packages or no? Oh, no.
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So, OK, Do you want to explain it?
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Do you want me to explain it? It's up to you.
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You can. You can do it.
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Yeah, OK, so Spencer in your little like folded up envelope
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thing, you see Regina's like jewel encrusted bracelet that
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she always wears. I.
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Thought it was a ring. Oh yeah, Ring, It's been a
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while. It's been a hot minute since you
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recorded that. Like that ring that she always
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wears on her finger, like the one that she, like, never goes
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without. Like, you know, it's like her
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most prized possession. And it's there, like, in your
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hand now. And Max, you have a macaroni
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painting from your brothers and sisters.
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Max just weeps. And and there's a printed out
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picture of Sarah. Murph points at that goes I got
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that to replace that stick drawing you stuck on the wall.
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Wow, wow, wow. Wee wow.
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I forgot about that bit. Yeah, Spencer very defensively
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takes that ring and just puts it on the chain that she normally
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wears. I, I hope that you guys can take
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these things to remember what we're doing this for.
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And he, he sort of like holds out his own thing.
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And it's a, it's a signed copy of the, the Crimson Bow game
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that he, he always plays because my mom got this for my birthday.
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So this is, this is my thing. I wanted to get you guys
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something to to remember home by.
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Thanks, Murph, you're so thoughtful.
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Well, as as a leader I have to figure out a way to bring
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everything together and I feel like this was the best way to do
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it. All right.
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I've got one more thing here. Oh, I've just had to log into a
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different account because apparently I did this like
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around a different account. Murphy you open up the Crimson
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Bow and there's a piece of like a like a piece of paper folded
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up inside of it. That's a hell of a fucking
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letter. It is a hell of a fucking
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letter. So he'll, he'll look at his team
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and be so from now on, I think we need to work together with
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our strengths and training. So Spencer, you're going to be
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in charge of gym time, Max, We're not going to be doing
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QuickBooks. Oh, thank God.
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I need you. I, I need you to figure out some
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strategies and ways that we can work together with our powers.
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Yeah, as as far as what I got going on, I, I'm going to be
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fully honest, I don't even know if I can do that again at the
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moment. So don't, don't rely on that.
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That might be just a one off thing.
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So but and then we need to spend a few hours every day training
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as a team because we got some big shit coming in.
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That sounds very reasonable, Murphy.
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Yeah, I'm, I'm in. Look at these guys, all team
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like. And he, he, he looks at the ship
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and goes. What the hell happened to the
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console? Did you guys press?
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What? Why is the fog going?
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I don't know. We have a disco.
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Why do we have a disco ball? It's the ambiance, Murph.
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It's about the vibe. All right, Murphy, how do I, how
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do I pull up a, how do I pull up a star map real quick?
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You realize this whole thing is voice activated, right?
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What? Spencer lays down.
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I don't know what button to press.
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Spencer. Lays down on the ground prone.
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And he he looks at the console, goes computer, pull up the star
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man. Max just has like the Rick and
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Morty face. Yeah, and on the on the on the
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screen, just a star map comes up.
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Max Pier is so fucking stupid. Murphy I don't understand how we
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got this far. He walks over to his seat and
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points like I have a sticky note right here that have the
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activation sequence and it just says like speak out loud, start
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engines on. It and I was just you get to
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your seat and in this moment you just see like a portal open up.
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And it's. Like a blonde dude like covered
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in soot and coal and shit like that and then this just like
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weird monster looking thing that's made of like balls and
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it's just talking. What kind of balls now?
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Why do we have a balls monster in our cockpit and.
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Then the polo just closes and disappears.
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Stop letting balls monsters portal into the cockpit.
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I. He just sort of I, I, I don't
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know if we should be prepared to fight something or not.
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I don't know what that was. I'm so.
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Fucking scared. I hate space.
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You couldn't make out what they were saying on the other side of
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that pole, but oh good, they didn't look aggressive.
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They just looked like they were having a view.
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The guy with the with The Dirty blonde hair and he was looking
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dirty as fuck. He just looked really confused.
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And the balls monster. The the the the monster was
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sound just explaining things it looked like.
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Wait, I'm confused. Does it look like like a pair of
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balls or like a bunch of little? I don't know how to explain.
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I don't know how to explain. Like.
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We all know who it is. We've had this exact moment 2
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episodes ago. It's coming up next week, the
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next a a episode. But can I remember how that Kyle
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described Hoopla? No.
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Why would you describe it as a ball monster it.
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Is Monster 2? Stack balls well.
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It's it's got a. 2 balls monster.
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You could describe it as like a little gin, like a little a
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little like purple grinning dude with some little horns.
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I prefer ball monster. I'll be fully real.
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In my head it was 2 balls stacked on top of each other
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with floating hands. I'm I'm gonna be fully honest.
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Yeah, that it looks I didn't. Remember it being so slim?
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Yeah, it looks a lot different than I pictured it being.
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Yeah, I mean, every time somebody says balls monster, I
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imagine something that looks like Grinnis, but it's two flesh
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coloured testicles. Yeah, because I thought it was
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like the genie and it looked like it had the fucking.
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I might I might be thinking of a different Pokémon.
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You said you said balls, monster, and so it's.
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Called Balls Monster. Oh, we can't do that.
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This whole part's getting cut. This is, yeah, this is what I
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expected when you said balls monster.
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That is a balls monster. That's an eyeballs monster.
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There's a difference. Eyeballs are balls.
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Space, but again, 2 human testicles, not purple.
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If they're purple, that's a bad sign.
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I mean this this is. I guess, yeah, when you say
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purple balls monster, that's very close to what I imagine
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just, you know, the general shape obviously, and I know I.
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Wouldn't pick it was. A Hoopa.
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Gotcha. Got it for for the sake of the
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bit. It is a balls monster.
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Yeah, yeah. All right.
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Regional Regional Berry and balls monster.
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Yeah. Jenny just texted me and says
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what the hell is a balls monster?
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Sent her the grimace video say this but.
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I just texted her. I said.
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I'll tell you when you're older. I have a feeling that we know
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what with someones next name is going to be in this fucking
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group. God.
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Yeah, OK, we'll continue. Let's keep going.
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I. Don't remember what was
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happening. Spencer's.
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Still. Face down on the ground.
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I. I'm just going to pretend that
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we didn't see that for right now, and if it happens again,
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we'll deal with it, but I don't know what that was about.
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You're the boss, Murph. Anyways, and he he goes, he goes
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and looks at the star map. What?
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What do we have for what? Murphy we need.
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To find a place to go. Murphy how much, how much time
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do we have? There's something, there's
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something very important that I need to do.
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I, I don't, I mean, we're just floating through space right now
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and. Do we have like, I don't know,
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an hour and a half, give or take?
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Jesus, you need that long? This is not about that.
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This is, this is for us. I I mean, it's probably.
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I don't know where we're going to go, but it's probably going
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to take us a couple days to get there.
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So Perd. Find me the nearest space
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Chili's. And the PERT goes rerouting and
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then it's just like one of those big Google fucking loading
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circles and then it goes you will be at your destination in
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4.3 hours. That's not that bad.
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Are they going to be open in four hours?
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It's it's space chillies dude, they're always open.
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Is there space chilies? It is on me.
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Happy birthday, Murph. Does he have any money?
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Murphy real question. Does he have any money?
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Does he have space money? I don't.
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Know. What's?
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I don't know, what's big hole? Oh my God.
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Are they going to make us wash the dishes of the space chilies?
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Because I don't want that. For you do they take?
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Dollars I don't. Know all this and more and said
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later. 5. Days of dishwashing later.
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I bet they have a quintuple dipper the.
27:05
Indentured Serpentine, but at the space chilies.
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What are you going to do in your 4.3 hours?
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Fly in time. Spencer has taken all of her
27:15
protein pancake mix and is mixing it into one large
27:19
birthday cake shaped protein pancake that she is frosting
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with whatever she can find in the kitchen.
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That would be so atrocious. Everything.
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About that. Pro teen cake, Pro teen cake,
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Pro team cake. It's for the Gainsmer.
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Happy birthday. Oh no.
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She looks at. You struggling, He like takes,
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he takes a bite and he puts it in his mouth.
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He's like. Yeah, it's like it's so thick.
28:01
It's so. It's so gritty, it's like.
28:05
You feel it in your mouth for like an hour after you've had a
28:08
bite. It's just.
28:10
God. And it sits in your stomach like
28:12
a rock. It's like, it's like when you
28:13
have a protein shake and you've not shook it enough.
28:16
Yeah. And it's just like you get all
28:19
the the the powder in your mouth.
28:21
Oh, they're pumpkin spice. Spicer, How did you make it have
28:23
this consistency I. Just made it.
28:26
Like the box said. Oh my God, did you say pumpkin
28:29
spice? So it tastes like vomit as well?
28:31
Good, good straight vomit. That's all pumpkin spice taste
28:35
like. These were the This was the kind
28:37
that Zarlan bought her in bulk because it was easily available,
28:41
because nobody likes this flavour.
28:43
It's July. They were on sale, Max.
28:49
Oh, we didn't. No, actually we did actually.
28:52
Yeah, wait, what month is? It we actually went and like
28:54
didn't date math in the pocket. I'm pretty sure it's to figure
28:58
out what day October. Yeah, to figure out what's.
29:00
Over in November. Sense then, so it is.
29:03
Fun. Oh great, they're year old
29:04
pumpkin spice. They're not because because you
29:07
only left for space 3 weeks ago. These are new.
29:17
The this is the normal consistency.
29:19
It was they're a little Regina says Glommy.
29:24
I don't know what that word means, but Glommy and.
29:28
And you eat these daily. Yeah, it's like all I fucking
29:31
eat. Spencer we.
29:33
Oh my God, We need to have an intervention.
29:35
Yeah. This is.
29:36
This is not OK. This is like the best brand
29:39
guys. They're looking so much worse
29:41
than this. So much.
29:44
Better too A. Huge chunk of the the cake with
29:47
her fist and is just like gnawing on it so.
29:52
Spencer, you don't have to do this to yourself.
29:54
How long? Until we get to Chili's, guys,
29:57
I've heard a lot of like a lot of positive things.
30:00
About the. The dollar.
30:01
Marks. Like 20 minutes at this point.
30:04
I mean, you cooked this. Really.
30:05
You really cooked this thing for a couple hours.
30:07
Yeah, slow and slow name of the game.
30:13
Spencer. What the fuck did you get an
30:14
easy bake on this? I'm not allowed to.
30:15
Use them guys, this is. AI could have thought we were
30:18
smoking a porch shoulder. I didn't.
30:22
Want to burn anything? It's a little rubbery.
30:26
I know it's a little rubbery. I don't think birthday cakes or
30:32
protein pancakes are supposed to be medium rare.
30:42
Spencer, I appreciate your effort.
30:44
You know what? It's fine.
30:46
Be in my room. Come and get me.
30:49
When we're here. We'll let her do this room that
30:54
first real quick. She goes in and she slams the
30:56
door and she immediately comes back out and I would like to.
31:00
Move the game. Great.
31:01
Addiction because she ruined the game.
31:06
Yeah, great. As you slam the door though,
31:08
when you go in, you notice on your bed just this large black
31:14
metal chest piece. She touches it.
31:17
One thing, it's real. Reverently, she places a gentle,
31:21
gentle kiss on it. I'll be right back for you,
31:24
baby. And then she leaves.
31:38
OK, you come out and you see, I don't know what a chillies looks
31:46
like, but in the distance the the golden hue of a tacky
31:50
fucking chillies car park. We have a wacky warehouse.
31:54
That's it. Can we get a bloomin onion here
31:56
or is that another one? Oh, that's that's it's Outback.
32:02
I think in space chillies you can.
32:04
Oh, that's true. It comes with the quintuple
32:07
dipper it looks like. There is no drive through on
32:12
this. Of course not, It's fast.
32:14
Casual window in space and I feel like most spaceships don't
32:17
have windows. No, I picked space chili so that
32:21
we could all sit down and have a nice meal finally as team mates
32:24
and friends. Yes, as team mates and friends.
32:29
You park the Perd up in this space, Chili's car park, which
32:37
is like in a Dome, by the way, it's like in a glass Dome.
32:39
So there is oxygen available here.
32:42
Very Jetsons of us. And you know, you all make your
32:47
way in, you all make your way into the chilies and it's got
32:51
really shit slat, like automatic sliding doors.
32:54
It takes a second for it to sort of realise only.
32:56
One side opens. I really think they could fix
33:00
this shit in space. When you're looking through the
33:03
window of this automatic door, you can see like the booths, the
33:07
table, like. The space jockeys.
33:09
Alien Children runs there's. An upside down skateboard for
33:14
some reason. Alien children just running
33:16
around doing bullshit stuff and as this and as you, the three of
33:21
you walk in, you don't walk into the chilies, you walk into an
33:25
office. What?
33:26
The fuck no. This ain't space chilies.
33:29
It's like a like an old Western sort of office.
33:36
Max, what the fuck? Maybe space chilies is just
33:39
going really hard on the text part you.
33:43
Wanted that blue bang onion so bad.
33:47
On the desk you see a snow globe with a dancing horse in it.
33:51
You see on a shelf a picture of like a, a rather large man with
33:58
a wife, like a woman and a child and a ring and like a birth
34:04
certificate. And you see the Lamont revolver
34:09
also on the on the shelf. And you see sitting on the set,
34:15
like in the middle of the desk, a Marfa.
34:18
It's, it's golden and it looks like it's got a, a phoenix
34:24
engraved into the Marfa. How do you all react to this?
34:29
Is it? Is there a person in here or no?
34:31
There's a chair that's turned around.
34:33
Oh good. I don't know why but this horse
34:36
is calling to me. I don't like it.
34:39
Isn't that the pistol we found in The Cave?
34:41
Yeah, this is. Creepy.
34:43
I don't think we should touch anything.
34:46
Can we go? I want to go to Chili's.
34:48
I want to go to Chili's. OK.
34:50
Well, let's go. Maybe if we go in through the
34:52
door again, I'll be fine. That's fine.
34:55
I we shouldn't touch anything. You all turn around and there is
34:58
no door. Fuck.
35:00
Son of a bitch. God damn it, I just wanted to
35:04
take my. Children to dinner hungry.
35:10
Now now, children, you are. You freaking eat.
35:15
Very shortly and this this chair swivels around and Riley, can
35:23
you explain to me what Asmodeus looks like, please?
35:26
Oh fuck. Oh my.
35:28
Fucking God. OK, one second.
35:32
Let me. I haven't looked at my notes in
35:34
a really long time. Let me pull this up.
35:40
I think what we see when we look at this man, if you can call him
35:45
a man, is sort of a formless, shapeless creature.
35:49
I mean, he appears human, but you look at his face once and it
35:52
looks, you know, blank, anonymous.
35:55
And you'll look at his face again and it's devoid of
35:57
features. And you look a third time and
36:00
it's morphed again, and it's somebody familiar to you.
36:03
And you look again, and then it's featureless and it's ever
36:06
shifting, ever changing. And it's uncomfortable to look
36:11
at him. He's tall, he's lanky, and then
36:13
he's broad and burly and it's unsettling.
36:17
Yeah, sounds really unsettling. I.
36:22
Think it was you 3 May know me as some do's you.
36:28
You did a job for me back on on fracks.
36:32
Oh, are you kidding? God I fucking hate everything.
36:44
Two can play those games. This is some fucking Mr. Native
36:48
shit. Oh my God.
36:55
I think Max lies on the ground. I think.
37:02
The I think the three or four of us can make a deal here.
37:09
I've I've got some stuff that I need to do and I can help out
37:12
somebody who can help you in the long run.
37:17
And as he's speaking Murphy only you noticed this, but you see
37:21
that the ball monster again just like lean through and reach and
37:26
grab the lamat revolver and then come back into the ball and some
37:35
dudes just turns around and goes for.
37:37
Fuck's sake, I'm going to have to find that again.
37:44
So yes, I, I think we, all of us here can make deal which will
37:52
benefit, benefit all of us greatly.
37:56
You all going to stand there and stun silence or you have food?
38:01
Look, man, you can go to Philly's like after we've talked
38:06
about this deal. What?
38:08
Look, man, I just learned how to fly our ship.
38:11
I'm not signing anything until I see a contract.
38:14
What? Kind of deal.
38:17
I'm not going to lie, I'm like really emotional tonight and I
38:19
was like freely banking on the chillies.
38:22
I'm. He clicks his fingers and like a
38:26
blooming or a blooming onion, just like appears in your hands.
38:29
It was. No.
38:34
Should we get down to the brass Tex?
38:38
Max What's that 8 year old? This here, Martha, it belonged
38:43
to somebody you all know very well.
38:45
He he's, he's currently sat on a sat on a tube back in back on
38:51
Earth, I believe. I believe you call him Zordon.
38:56
Oh, I would say we know him very well.
39:00
Colleague at best you know well. Yeah, he kidnapped me anyway.
39:08
I don't know, maybe maybe I'd make small talk with him at the
39:11
water cooler, but like that's that's giving it a lot.
39:15
Who's in my bedroom? Certainly wouldn't ask about his
39:17
weekend. I see you don't have respect for
39:19
your elders. None of you would be alive today
39:22
if it wasn't for that man's sacrifice.
39:24
But none of you dared to ask him how he ended up in that
39:28
situation, as as I can see. No, I mean, we didn't even know
39:31
Murphy's birthday until today's. Clearly, we're not very good.
39:34
At asking, we didn't ask each other a lot of things that we
39:37
probably should have. We're working to be well.
39:41
An associate of mine made a deal with him a long time ago.
39:44
He goes by the name Balaam. It took me a it took me a long
39:48
time to get this, this Phoenix Martha off of him.
39:52
Now I can make you a deal here if you I want you to go and find
39:57
some items for me. And if you if you bring me back
40:00
those items, I will free Zordon from his confinement.
40:06
It's the sign to Tina Calibr one of the items that you want.
40:10
It is not. Fuck.
40:12
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. To tell you there's a lot of
40:18
stuff going on in the multiverse right now.
40:23
Don't don't worry about it. You're not, you're not smart
40:25
enough to understand, but there's a there's, there's a few
40:29
things that have come from different places that I want
40:33
you, you all to collect, bring back to me.
40:37
And in that event, Zodom will be free and you will have one good
40:43
companion on your side in that final battle.
40:50
What do you need? Us.
40:51
This man defeated. Oh, we'll write that up shortly.
40:55
I just need to know that you're going to take the deal.
40:58
Well, it's hard to say yes to something when I don't know if
41:01
we can do it. We're really bad at riddles.
41:04
I promise you, there's no riddles.
41:05
Look, I may be I may be bad at riddles, but one thing I'm good
41:09
at is signing SOWS and this is one thing that I would not be
41:14
signing off on at the moment. Also, sort out, it's kind of a
41:17
Dick. I mean, do we really want him
41:19
around more? I mean, we're doing, we're doing
41:20
a lot better without him than we are with him.
41:23
I mean, you're talking to the man who saved the universe by
41:28
himself. He stopped the Caribtist the
41:31
last time it was here. Why would you not?
41:34
You did it. No, I.
41:37
Meant about the man. Sorry, it's been, it's been,
41:39
it's been a long several 1000 years.
41:42
Oh yeah, that makes sense. But yeah, Zardon defeated the
41:47
criptus. He stopped.
41:51
He made sure that you would be alive if it wasn't for him.
41:54
This universe, this multiverse. Wouldn't have existed.
41:58
So if we free him, he can just do it again, right?
42:01
Potentially. I don't like the way that you
42:05
use that choice of wording. I mean, it depends if you do it.
42:10
Are you going to free him? All right, look, I'm not saying
42:14
I'm taking a deal. What are the items that you're
42:17
looking for? Well, there's a, there's a
42:21
flute, and there's a thing called a hot drive A.
42:25
Flute. It's like a a a flute.
42:30
All right, it. You'll know it when Regina used.
42:33
To wait, are you a? Are you a collector?
42:34
Is this Picard's flute from Star Trek?
42:36
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
42:38
This is a very special flute. This is a very special flute.
42:45
It can in a different multiverse, it can call a God
42:48
once played. OK.
42:51
And this hard drive it, it, it it powers a robot.
42:56
Let's call it a robot. I mean, we can do that.
42:59
And I certainly don't have a flash drive in my heart.
43:04
It. Don't worry about it.
43:06
Look, you saying don't worry about it makes me worry about it
43:09
even more. I.
43:10
Mean, I feel like you could ask anybody for this stuff and we're
43:13
like kind of the Det when it comes to fetch.
43:17
No, no. And he, he stands up.
43:20
And he he comes around the the desk and he puts his hand on
43:24
Murphy's shoulder. He goes out in.
43:29
Fact. This one, this one's connected
43:32
to the multiverse in a special way.
43:34
Stranger danger. Please stop touching my son.
43:39
And he just looks at you and goes.
43:43
I The reason I've chose you 3 is because of the connection that
43:51
Murphy has to the universe, to the multiverse.
43:56
If anybody can do this and see the true value in the stuff that
44:00
I'm sending you to get it to him.
44:03
Fine, we'll take the deal. No Spencer where I'm from a
44:13
spoken contractor by and in he. Clicks.
44:17
Not the verbal agreement. He clicks his fingers and you're
44:22
back. You're in Chili's.
44:25
Oh thank God I'm so fucking. Is that just a hallucination?
44:28
In your hand, Murphy, there's a scroll with with and you open it
44:32
up and there's five different planets written on the on the
44:35
scroll. Keep it underneath your skin.
44:41
Don't even leave a trail so you forget where you have been.
44:47
You try to paint tomorrow over yesterday's mistakes while
44:55
you're missing out on everything today.
45:06
My how the time goes by and winter's almost here.
45:19
And when the evenings make me shiver.
45:25
I'm wondering if you're near. I'm wondering if you're near,
45:37
but you keep it hidden, keep it underneath your skin.
45:43
Don't even leave a trail so you forget where you have been.
45:49
You try to paint tomorrow over yesterday's mistakes.
45:57
Well, you're missing out on everything today.
46:54
The. The.