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DONKEY: Students Face Felony Charges For 'Fart Spray' Prank At School · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the Day. Donkeys of the Day.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a Democrat, so being Junky of the day is
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  Speaker 2: a little bit of a mixed question.
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  Speaker 1: So like a donkey, donk here of today the club bitches.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I've been called a lot of my twenty three years,
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  Speaker 3: but donkey of the day is a new white one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Donkey of Today for Friday, June second, goes to
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  Speaker 2: Caney Creek High School in Conroe, which is a town
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  Speaker 2: outside of Houston, and Donkey is going to the Montgomery
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  Speaker 2: County District Attorney's office. Okay, Now, I might be wrong.
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  Speaker 2: I might be on the wrong side of history with
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  Speaker 2: this one, because I feel these two teenagers are being railroaded. See,
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  Speaker 2: two teenagers are both facing felony charges after their senior
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  Speaker 2: prank caused multiple students to be hospitalized. Listen to me,
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  Speaker 2: as a person who refuses to grow up and loves
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  Speaker 2: a great prank. Okay, in fact, the pranks get better
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  Speaker 2: or older you get because you have more experience, more wisdom,
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  Speaker 2: and more resources that execute some phenomenal ones. Okay, But
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  Speaker 2: as a person who refuses to grow up, I stay
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  Speaker 2: in with these two teenagers named Diego Flores and David
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  Speaker 2: Navaret Ar sorry, they are facing third degree felony charges
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  Speaker 2: for a prank. Would you like to note what the
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  Speaker 2: prank was. Let's go to ABC thirteen for the report.
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  Speaker 1: Police conor id.
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  Speaker 3: Wouldn't answer our questions today on how their investigation led
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  Speaker 3: to these felony charges, only referring us to the district attorney,
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  Speaker 3: So we went to the DA's office. They say they
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  Speaker 3: can't comment on active cases, but did send us a
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  Speaker 3: statement saying we can affirm that the initial evidence outlined
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  Speaker 3: in the charges indicate that this incident goes beyond the
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  Speaker 3: scope of a benign school prank. While being mindful of
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  Speaker 3: these details, we also fully understand and acknowledge the youth
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  Speaker 3: of the individuals involved in the case. The potential for
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  Speaker 3: impulsive decisions, especially among younger individuals, is a factor we
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  Speaker 3: consider during our pursuit of justice. Court documents say the
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  Speaker 3: students admitted to bringing a can labeled fart spray into
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  Speaker 3: school and spraying it.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, now.
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  Speaker 3: They faced third degree felony charges in up to ten
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  Speaker 3: years in prison for what invest to geeters have deemed
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  Speaker 3: a prohibited weapon.
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  Speaker 1: You heard what they did.
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  Speaker 2: They bought some spray to school, sprayed in the school,
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  Speaker 2: and the smell was so bad that the school was
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  Speaker 2: evacuated twice trying to find the source. Okay, seven students
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  Speaker 2: would take it to the hospital for further care after
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  Speaker 2: complaining about headaches and nausea. Let me tell you something, man,
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  Speaker 2: If that prank is considered a third degree felony, then
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  Speaker 2: I need to be under the jail. Okay, come lock
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  Speaker 2: me up right now, because I've done way worse pranks
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  Speaker 2: than that, and I will not tell you any of them,
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  Speaker 2: because clearly, the rules of engagement in twenty twenty three
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  Speaker 2: are not the same as the rules of engagement in
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  Speaker 2: the nineteen hundreds. Okay, farts pray, faughtspray.
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  Speaker 1: I was playing with faught spray in middle school.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, liquid ass, spray, stink bombs, fart in the can.
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  Speaker 2: That's light work, all right. I come from an era
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  Speaker 2: where I've seen kids say forget the sprays. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 2: use my own ass, all right. I'm talking about walk
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  Speaker 2: up to a teacher, toot that thing up in earth,
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  Speaker 2: and they face and let one rip. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Where did you go to school?
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  Speaker 2: Berkeley Middle School, Berkeley High School, Monks Corner, South Carolina
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  Speaker 2: up on the clothes bombs for the A four to
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  Speaker 2: three m. I've seen a person digging their ass and
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  Speaker 2: then tell the teacher they got something on their face.
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  Speaker 2: And when the teacher camp find what's on their face
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  Speaker 2: because nothing is there, the person said, right there, right there,
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  Speaker 2: and put that stinky finger right under the teacher's knuckle. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's a felon. That should be that should actually be
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  Speaker 2: considered as sult all right. But spraying some fart spray
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  Speaker 2: in a school that should just be some discipline. They
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  Speaker 2: should definitely face a punishment from the school, but arrested
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  Speaker 2: and giving felony charges come on, man, facing.
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  Speaker 1: Up to ten years. Oh damn it. Man.
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  Speaker 2: Charges need to be bought up against the manufacturers of
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  Speaker 2: a far spray, because where else can a person use
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  Speaker 2: fart spray. You're gonna use it in the church, that
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  Speaker 2: would be hilarious, all right. You're gonna use it at
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  Speaker 2: your job maybe, but school is the best place. I've
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  Speaker 2: known people who have bought dog poop to school. Smith
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  Speaker 2: the dog poop on all the railings and door knobs
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  Speaker 2: they could and then pull the fire alarm so people
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  Speaker 2: are rushing to get out and they touching all this
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  Speaker 2: stuff as they're rushing out. So fartspray please far spray
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  Speaker 2: was being let off on busses in the nineteen hundreds
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  Speaker 2: like it was nothing. Okay, here's the thing. What if
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  Speaker 2: my farts are actually that potent? What if I let
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  Speaker 2: one or two rip, which I would never do because
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  Speaker 2: I don't fart in my clothes. But what if I
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  Speaker 2: let one or two go and they smelled worse than
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  Speaker 2: the fards spray? What if my natural ass gas stints
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  Speaker 2: was so bad that the school would have had to
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  Speaker 2: been evacuated. What if people would have had to be
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  Speaker 2: rushed to the hospital just because of my pure organic farts.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna lock me up for that. You're gonna lock
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  Speaker 2: me up because I'm lactose in tolerant but couldn't resist
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  Speaker 2: the ice cream at lunch. You're gonna lock me up
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  Speaker 2: because those hard boiled eggs I ate for breakfast came
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  Speaker 2: back to haunt me.
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  Speaker 1: Huh.
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  Speaker 2: What if I have white castles or two chicken casadilias
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  Speaker 2: from Taco Bell and I got the little ass gas
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  Speaker 2: going and I let it go, You're gonna lock me
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  Speaker 2: up for that?
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Because some people got sick.
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  Speaker 1: Of course you wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: All right, once again, should these teenagers be punished by
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  Speaker 2: the school?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Should they have been arrested and given fell any charges?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, man, Red fought on these young men's felling
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  Speaker 2: the charges. That's right.
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  Speaker 1: Some ass gas.
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  Speaker 2: Give me some ass gas for the Caney Creek High
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  Speaker 2: School and Conroe. Give me a good one, nice wet one. Ooh,
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  Speaker 2: there you go. Give me another one for the Montgomery
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  Speaker 2: District Attorney's office. Give me one for them. Oh yes, yes, yes, Now,
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  Speaker 2: please give Caney Creek High School and the Montgomery DA's
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  Speaker 2: office the biggest he huh. Justice for Diego Flores and
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  Speaker 2: David Navaret arse, justice for them. Okay, yes, question, why
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  Speaker 2: are you looking your lift throughout this whole segment?
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  Speaker 1: How was it?
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  Speaker 2: I always tell you that when a man falls around,
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  Speaker 2: another man is flirting, And it's very ironic that you
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  Speaker 2: decided to be licking your lips throughout this whole segment
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  Speaker 2: about people foughting. Let me ask you a question. Now
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  Speaker 2: that middle school you went to, that Berkeley Middle School,
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  Speaker 2: baby was happening at eight four three we out here.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of grades came out of Berkeley middle school.
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  Speaker 4: That was like a real school, like a Hunt Hunt
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  Speaker 4: like like a real school, like like anet like like, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: the real school.
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  Speaker 2: You don't the teacher at school Stephen Colbert's brother, Jeff
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  Speaker 2: uh Colbert, but it's Colbert.
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  Speaker 4: I've never heard of anybody putting John Coop on the
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  Speaker 4: rails and then pulling in.
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  Speaker 2: The middle school. I ain't say that, I said, I know people.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't say that was that was actually in Jersey.
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  Speaker 2: They ain't had nothing to do with us. Okay, that one.
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  Speaker 2: Don't blame that one on us.
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  Speaker 1: I just talked.
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  Speaker 2: I was just telling some stories about things I heard. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's all I said. That's it, all right, Well, thank
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  Speaker 2: you for that donkey today. Yeah, your bid is a prank.
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  Speaker 2: Let me telling you know. I's bid is a prank.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you Avery won't do like this on camera.
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  Speaker 2: Tell him me put his head up like that. Tellnmy
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  Speaker 2: and you put your head up like this, look to
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  Speaker 2: the sky and b E T we'll see you guys later.
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  Speaker 2: If you look to the sky, it looked like when
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  Speaker 2: the beach meet to see because it's all black, black black,
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  Speaker 2: and then it just gets great right under here.
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  Speaker 4: B E T will see you, guys is a prank.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody else. Let's open up the phone lines. We're talking
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  Speaker 4: about the most plausible moments that we've heard. Come on
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  Speaker 4: now because one five eight five, one oh five one.
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  Speaker 4: We want to know what the more? What was passible
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  Speaker 4: moment you heard. Let's let's play a couple of them.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, we got bad gave us an amazing.
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  Speaker 4: What this boosy badass? I don't know what you just
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  Speaker 4: called the boosy bag like I just got possessed by
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  Speaker 4: Jamaican just now for no reasons.
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  Speaker 1: The spirit is afar. It just brushed through me just
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  Speaker 1: now as well. He was on the show this morning.
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  Speaker 1: This is what he said. That was very possible up and.
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  Speaker 5: They had a white San Diego police he said, men,
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  Speaker 5: I was a paramedic. He eating. I told him, going
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  Speaker 5: my sack in a car and getting my my sugar
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  Speaker 5: squeeze in my mouth because he was a paramedic. Before
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  Speaker 5: the dude saved me, bro ran on my sack, skirted
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  Speaker 5: in my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: A damn boosty.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 1: What else we have? Who else we have?
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  Speaker 6: Let me tell you something about the mid Cadallary chokolate.
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  Speaker 6: When you put that woop cream on top, and that
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  Speaker 6: chaka syrup and that steam milk before you even drink it,
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  Speaker 6: when you have it in your hands and you feel
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  Speaker 6: how warm it is, and you're saying, man, when I
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  Speaker 6: sit and now group creams on your face and even
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  Speaker 6: hits your nose. You don't even get mad. You don't
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  Speaker 6: even wipe it off because you immediately go back in
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  Speaker 6: for more hot chocolate. And then after the whooped cream
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  Speaker 6: is gone, then you realize, Wow, if your voice starts.
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  Speaker 2: Sounding better, damn Calid the cream made his voice sound better.
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  Speaker 1: Who else we got? Who else we got?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: I love this drink.
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  Speaker 6: When you like this, daddy, I like when I like that?
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  Speaker 2: Did you miss me?
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  Speaker 5: Why won't you party with me for your birthday? Man?
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  Speaker 1: We party for my birthday before you came to my party.
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  Speaker 2: No, but me and you ain't never really party. He
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  Speaker 2: wants you to take that. Take that. That's Diddy. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: So we got Boosy. We try to see what Boosy
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  Speaker 2: stacks up with some of these all time great boy,
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  Speaker 2: we got Cadlid Diddy. Oh, we gotta have skip Bayliss
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  Speaker 2: in there. So right, I just busted right inside it
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  Speaker 2: and he can't extend on me anymore, and he seems.
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  Speaker 1: A little overwhelmed by my girth and tonnage. Right, what
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  Speaker 1: my god? God? All right, anybody else? We gotta have
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  Speaker 1: Jason six?
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  Speaker 5: I want a twelve inch from the Cusins.
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  Speaker 2: That was Ernie Thompson Christ who else got?
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  Speaker 7: Get Deep Suck the d N, and then we got
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  Speaker 7: Spot up Shooters.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, whoa, we need to know.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta hear that one again, but I know you
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  Speaker 2: want to hear it again.
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  Speaker 7: All series long, we've been able to penetrate their bigs,
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  Speaker 7: Get Deep Suck the d N, and then we got
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  Speaker 7: Spot up Shooters.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So where does Boosy stack up against these all
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  Speaker 2: time greats? We need to know right now, we gotta
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  Speaker 2: go to commercials.
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  Speaker 4: We need to know, right undred five eight five one
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  Speaker 4: five one. Let's discuss who's got the best one. It's freaky, freaky,
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  Speaker 4: freaking Friday, damn.
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  Speaker 1: And does Boosy stack up with these? I think?
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  Speaker 7: So?
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's the Breakfast Club, good morning.
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  Speaker 5: And dude, save me ran on my sack skirted the
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  Speaker 5: ship in my mouth.
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  Speaker 1: God damn boosy. It's freaky Friday, God damn. The Breakfast Club.
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