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OUTRO: "The Disclaimer" · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: You get a massive backbones. That's Hooty Jay here from
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  Speaker 1: the Big Show. Just put a little disclaimer on this
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  Speaker 1: particular podcast. It's filthy airs. So if you've got kids
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  Speaker 1: in the car down, don't play in front of them.
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  Speaker 2: Are all you mad bastards?
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  Speaker 3: Loving the Big Show podcast?
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  Speaker 4: Get up even closer.
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  Speaker 3: On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw Dogs four
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  Speaker 3: to seven every weekday on radio Hurt get her Hello,
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  Speaker 3: good stuff. That's how we do it, man, Buddy Crisp.
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  Speaker 5: Today wasn't a gents.
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  Speaker 3: Not by the time you wake up?
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  Speaker 5: No, I didn't wake up.
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  Speaker 3: I actually wake up at ten.
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  Speaker 1: I actually woke up quite early, Mogi, because this is
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  Speaker 1: class at my daughter's dog sitting again, right, And the
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  Speaker 1: lady said to her, could you be there by seven?
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  Speaker 5: And she was effing and jeff and last night because for.
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  Speaker 2: A teenager, that's like, that's what that is, just henus.
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  Speaker 1: And so my wife got up very early to take
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  Speaker 1: her to this place.
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  Speaker 5: And so I woke up when my wife got up.
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  Speaker 1: And anyway, they're driving there and my daughter texts the
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  Speaker 1: woman says, I'm on my way and she said, what
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  Speaker 1: do you mean, I mean seven tonight?
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  Speaker 4: And she was like, oh, it is infuriating.
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  Speaker 1: My wife didn't want to get up at that time either,
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  Speaker 1: and she was filthy.
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  Speaker 4: And so is she going around at seven tonight?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you were at home. Weren't you making love to yourself?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? I was in my bed, beating off kesy, beating
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  Speaker 5: off keys.
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  Speaker 4: I remember that.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't. Actually I paid to see that. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know how you.
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  Speaker 1: Guys are, but I'm one of those people that once
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  Speaker 1: I wake out, I cannot I cannot stay in bed.
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  Speaker 5: I can't do it. I have to get up.
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  Speaker 2: I'll stay in bed if I've got nothing on. I'll
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  Speaker 2: stand off by being off by Hody Jane and he
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  Speaker 2: sort of makes himself scarce.
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  Speaker 5: I get the little towel and wipe my hands. Then
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  Speaker 5: you get up.
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  Speaker 2: Then I'll lie bed in a sort of pull of
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  Speaker 2: moan fill for about twenty minutes on Instagram there, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and then I go, ah, fuck this and then get up.
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  Speaker 2: But not lately fails because I've been working, working, boy.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm serious, So I mean how I mean, once
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  Speaker 1: you wake up, do you get up or do you depends.
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  Speaker 6: I've had a few wake ups of over the last
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  Speaker 6: week or so.
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  Speaker 3: I wake up about four thirty or five, she's gone
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  Speaker 3: back to sleep. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Nice, because my wife's not working and it's been good.
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  Speaker 6: But this morning I wake up at four thirty, stayed
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  Speaker 6: there and then got up at five.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and did a little bit of work.
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  Speaker 5: Because my wife like that.
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  Speaker 3: I like it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my wife wakes up and can go and make
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  Speaker 1: a cup of coffee or something, and then just being
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  Speaker 1: bed for an hour and a half reading.
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  Speaker 3: I can't do that.
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  Speaker 5: I can't do it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I just get angsty.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Sam gonna get it and about me and get
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  Speaker 6: out of I get up. I put my pjs on
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  Speaker 6: because I sleep nude, CAZy, just ragea and put on
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  Speaker 6: my pj's. Then I go into the office to the
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  Speaker 6: little heater on there in the lamp. Then I go
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  Speaker 6: out into the lounge there, turn the heat pump on.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 6: Then I go into the old kitchen there and I
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  Speaker 6: make myself piece of toast and stove top coffee.
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  Speaker 3: And then to the office.
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  Speaker 4: I go, f that's boring bit of workers the day.
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  Speaker 5: Come see I get up.
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  Speaker 3: It's funny, isn't it. I fucking love it.
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  Speaker 6: I can't wait. I can't wait to see what's Kevin
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  Speaker 6: it's got a little stuff on my little computer.
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  Speaker 4: That's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: You're working on something exciting. Wow, yeah, you love it,
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  Speaker 2: and you're visiting something you hate, whereas I'm working on
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  Speaker 2: something that I don't really.
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  Speaker 3: However, you're getting paid.
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  Speaker 4: I am getting paid, but I don't hate it at all.
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  Speaker 2: I've just I don't have I'm not getting that dopamine
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  Speaker 2: thing of like, oh I've contributed to because it's gone.
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  Speaker 6: That's not everything is going to be. You knows, there's
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  Speaker 6: certain levels of things. Some stuff is running for you know,
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  Speaker 6: a National TV show, Commonwealth Games cover. Then you've got
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  Speaker 6: haughty j jerkin Off and not everything could be as
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  Speaker 6: good as that.
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  Speaker 3: But that's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: Because he does it every morning, I'm chasing that high
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  Speaker 2: for the rest of the day.
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  Speaker 1: I was actually thinking about that, Keysy, can we just
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  Speaker 1: make it Monday, Wednesday, Friday?
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  Speaker 4: What the fuck am I going to Tuesday?
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  Speaker 3: Thursday?
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  Speaker 4: Hit pugs up, good old pugs for a Robin Pug.
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  Speaker 3: He's not going to do it.
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  Speaker 2: The Warky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarky.
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  Speaker 3: I get a mass ho mock.
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  Speaker 7: If you want the chance to win all out on here,
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  Speaker 7: competitions and stuff and get amongst the live conversation. Tune
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  Speaker 7: into the Hodarky Big Show four to seven week days
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  Speaker 7: on Radio Hodaki and I heard Radio with a.
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  Speaker 4: Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 5: This is my morning routine.
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  Speaker 3: I get up beat kesy off.
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  Speaker 4: I beat kesy off my wife's coffee.
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  Speaker 1: Then I sit on the side of the I sit
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  Speaker 1: on the side.
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  Speaker 3: Of the beard.
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  Speaker 5: And I go and then I've got my t shirt on,
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  Speaker 5: my yendies, so I walk over. I put my trak's
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  Speaker 5: on and my sweat ship.
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  Speaker 6: And on the same track on trek pants and sweat.
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  Speaker 6: It's same combo.
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  Speaker 1: Then I get out to the kitchen, tear the light on,
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  Speaker 1: put the cat heater on, and then I'm like, and
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  Speaker 1: then I make it, you know, get the stove top
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  Speaker 1: coffee really put it on. I come, you put that on.
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  Speaker 1: I go to the curtains and the lounge. I pull
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  Speaker 1: those and I'm like, and I still the people walking
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  Speaker 1: up and down for a little while.
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  Speaker 2: And you look at your to do list. It says
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  Speaker 2: Big Show three pm meter You look at watch.
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  Speaker 5: And then the coffee is going google gurgle.
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  Speaker 3: A busy day.
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  Speaker 5: And then I make a coffee and I take it
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  Speaker 5: to my wife. You take it to Itzy, come on.
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  Speaker 2: There when you when you take it to your wife,
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  Speaker 2: is it in a like a like a just a mug,
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  Speaker 2: regular mug or like a table mug.
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  Speaker 1: Well said, we've only got a small stove top. So
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  Speaker 1: we've got these two like ceramic like tulip cups. No,
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  Speaker 1: they're just they're small. They're like pottery capshiballs. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: high glass. They're very nice.
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  Speaker 5: They're very nice.
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  Speaker 1: See, my wife bought them in Australia randomly, she saw
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  Speaker 1: them and they're very cool.
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  Speaker 5: They they don't have handles on them.
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  Speaker 3: They're just little. They're just little.
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  Speaker 2: It's just they ever spelled on them. No, okay, money
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  Speaker 2: for the audience. Bogie came in today in Prebs. Who's
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  Speaker 2: a straight suitor. Bogie was just putting on a clinic
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  Speaker 2: and film and he was loving it.
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  Speaker 3: Old p.
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  Speaker 6: Well, he doesn't get a lot of that joy in
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  Speaker 6: his wife, really, you know, not just coming in him
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  Speaker 6: because he's here all day by himself with his headphones on.
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  Speaker 3: Really, yes, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know he's a straight shoes listen to his tunes in there,
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  Speaker 2: but he's got no one coming and going sucking all
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  Speaker 2: big fat.
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  Speaker 5: This is going to be a disclaimer right, obviously, if
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  Speaker 5: you play.
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  Speaker 3: That in front of your kids, this is not a
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  Speaker 3: country I want to grow up.
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  Speaker 1: Funny story about my daughter today, which I'll say on
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  Speaker 1: the radio show, very funny.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that is a funny one. When I read it,
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  Speaker 6: I thought that rings true. Yes, and I think she
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  Speaker 6: feel about that.
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  Speaker 5: She not good.
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  Speaker 1: No, But what she did say to them was, well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really glad that there is a place like that
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  Speaker 1: for people to go to.
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  Speaker 5: But I lived just there. She was literally just down
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  Speaker 5: the road from the apartment. She had a boyfriend with
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  Speaker 5: there too.
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  Speaker 6: So oh that's so good, though, isn't it. Well that
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  Speaker 6: might you know, and that might shake something loose.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, she might. Well you know, because no, I'm not
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  Speaker 5: going to get into it.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't get into it.
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  Speaker 4: Do we have to say here for the podcast listeners
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  Speaker 4: what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: No, they have listened to the show to find out what.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, I don't know if I can say it. I
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  Speaker 5: don't know how she better.
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  Speaker 6: When I read it, I was like, that rings true,
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  Speaker 6: but we're going to have to change that.
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  Speaker 3: It can't be your daughter, Yes, so maybe it was you.
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  Speaker 3: It was you.
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  Speaker 1: Wouldn't ring true though, because I'm really STYLI yeah right
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  Speaker 1: right that you know, because we were talking yesterday. Apparently
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  Speaker 1: today is meant to be the coldest day of the year.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what is the for that?
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  Speaker 5: So I went from a morning walk and rugged up.
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  Speaker 4: It was fucking cold this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I went that's nine thirty and I was
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  Speaker 1: so I was steaming.
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  Speaker 4: It's the low, overnight low. There was ice on my windshield.
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  Speaker 6: It was absolutely free. Well look at that there you go,
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  Speaker 6: snow overnight. That was this morning.
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  Speaker 4: It was fucking cold. It was the coldest.
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  Speaker 3: That's spin So that Jay's was hot.
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  Speaker 5: Well I was beating kesy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you just drunk from your wife's amazing Australian jugs.
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  Speaker 1: They're not jugs, key their caps right, Okay, all right, okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's just chill, chill.
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  Speaker 5: What's your morning routine? Keezy? You wake up?
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  Speaker 2: So I wake up to my wife getting ready, and
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  Speaker 2: I said to her, can you open the curtains place
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  Speaker 2: every morning?
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  Speaker 3: Because we never remembers because and.
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  Speaker 2: Then boom, the curtains are open, and that's at about seven.
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  Speaker 2: But I stay asleep until at half even, and then
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  Speaker 2: my wife gives me a kisses by and walks off
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  Speaker 2: and then I hear it, kind of a kiss, just.
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  Speaker 4: A kiss on the lips. And then I hear it
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  Speaker 4: and I go, who is that?
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  Speaker 5: I can vouch for that.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, Jay, I'm here to beat you off.
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  Speaker 2: And then I'm like, oh, yeah, just just opened the
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  Speaker 2: garage door for I pushed the order button.
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  Speaker 3: He comes into the You just downstairs out the cat door.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have a cat flat bogie, Jason.
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  Speaker 3: It's not very nice. And right then I'll be off. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: good on your keys. Then see it work. Good job brother.
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  Speaker 3: Have you disclaimer on this one?
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  Speaker 4: You reckon Off special?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays radio,
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  Speaker 2: had you good listening
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  Speaker 3: Six