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Episode 67. The Pen of God & Naruto vs. Stewie Griffin (feat. OG Philosopher Tre) · High n' Dry Podcast

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SPEAKER_02: No, no, no, I'm gonna go ahead.
0:22
SPEAKER_03: This is every time I listen, I'd be like, I've been okay.
0:27
SPEAKER_03: How does it go?
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SPEAKER_04: Like I forgave the rules.
0:36
SPEAKER_02: Which is fine.
0:37
SPEAKER_02: Which is totally fine.
0:39
SPEAKER_00: He he has a script, he'll go over them.
0:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, sorta.
0:44
SPEAKER_02: I I just have a series of words that I've semi-memorized.
0:50
SPEAKER_00: And those words go.
0:53
SPEAKER_02: And those words are in order to think.
0:56
SPEAKER_02: Hey everyone, thank you.
0:58
SPEAKER_02: Turk, shut the fuck up.
1:03
SPEAKER_02: I started my thing now.
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SPEAKER_02: Those words go.
1:08
SPEAKER_02: Hey everyone, welcome to High and Drive Podcast, the only podcast where we do all of our own stunts.
1:13
SPEAKER_02: I'm your host, Ryan Baron North.
1:16
SPEAKER_02: With me as always, James Croslin.
1:18
SPEAKER_02: James, what's going on?
1:19
SPEAKER_02: How you been?
1:20
SPEAKER_00: Hey everybody, I've been okay.
1:22
SPEAKER_00: 420 was recently.
1:23
SPEAKER_00: I didn't get a chance to celebrate it.
1:25
SPEAKER_00: I was working real hard, so now I'm gonna make up for it, I guess.
1:29
SPEAKER_02: Joining us, a very special guest.
1:33
SPEAKER_02: OG Philosopher.
1:35
SPEAKER_02: He was there.
1:36
SPEAKER_02: He was there when we started this mess.
1:39
SPEAKER_00: When we all sat around one microphone and terrible quality.
1:45
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
1:45
SPEAKER_02: Well, we all breathed into one microphone, sharing each other's air.
1:50
SPEAKER_02: Uh OG Philosopher.
1:53
SPEAKER_02: Fucking Trey.
1:54
SPEAKER_03: What's going on, man?
1:56
SPEAKER_02: How you been?
1:57
SPEAKER_03: How have y'all been?
1:58
SPEAKER_03: Like I wasn't the one to the other side of the US.
2:05
SPEAKER_00: Well, people people have heard people have heard how we are in the movie.
2:08
SPEAKER_00: I've got you.
2:09
SPEAKER_00: Like I'm not busy.
2:10
SPEAKER_00: They're aware of us.
2:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
2:13
SPEAKER_02: Right now, we're like uh we're uh just uh you know, we're we're a household name in like 12 households, and they know how we are.
2:24
SPEAKER_03: Moved out of Vegas.
2:26
SPEAKER_03: I am the great state of Alabama, more the grass the grass is green.
2:33
SPEAKER_03: How's that?
2:34
SPEAKER_03: So there's land MSP.
2:38
SPEAKER_03: It's fine, yeah.
2:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we don't have grass around here.
2:46
SPEAKER_02: Also true.
2:48
SPEAKER_02: No, hey, there's the cheaper stuff.
2:50
SPEAKER_02: Well, so for those of you joining us for the first time, don't know how this works.
2:53
SPEAKER_02: This is and for trade recalls you help to create.
3:00
SPEAKER_02: On the show you helped create.
3:03
SPEAKER_02: Um, this is how we do it.
3:04
SPEAKER_02: The first part of the episode, we start with a philosophical debate, a moral conundrum, a quandary.
3:09
SPEAKER_02: We talk it out, and then it devolves into a fist fight, as those things often do.
3:13
SPEAKER_02: But what makes this so special and so unique and so amazing is that we do it while either really drunk or really high.
3:21
SPEAKER_02: So getting started on that portion of it, Trey, I hope you brought your uh your booze for whatever it is you're doing now.
3:28
SPEAKER_00: Crushed up Adderall.
3:36
SPEAKER_02: Whatever you're doing now in Alabama.
3:39
SPEAKER_02: Uh I don't know the drug of choice there, but uh James, uh, what are you smoking this week?
3:44
SPEAKER_00: I am I'm uh reprising Sunrise, which is uh which is a pretty nice one.
3:50
SPEAKER_00: Nice and nice and uh a little skunky, uh you know, high-end pining really gets the mind going.
3:57
SPEAKER_02: Okay, good, good, good.
3:59
SPEAKER_02: And uh Trey, what do you what are you doing?
4:01
SPEAKER_03: This one.
4:02
SPEAKER_03: I went to my Irish heritage and brought proper twelve, which is Cronor McGregor's.
4:11
SPEAKER_03: Proper twelve.
4:13
SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
4:14
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay, all right.
4:15
SPEAKER_02: I get it.
4:16
SPEAKER_02: 12 rounds.
4:17
SPEAKER_02: Wait.
4:19
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
4:20
SPEAKER_02: Well, all right, all right.
4:21
SPEAKER_02: I'll be joining you with Bullet 95 rye whiskey.
4:27
SPEAKER_02: This is a this is a change from my bullet bourbon.
4:32
SPEAKER_02: I decided to try the uh big ass jug of rye.
4:36
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna see how that goes down.
4:37
SPEAKER_02: We're gonna see how that goes down.
4:40
SPEAKER_02: So uh let's line them up.
4:43
SPEAKER_02: You uh you drink it from the bottle today.
4:46
SPEAKER_03: But I was like, hey, I have a high and dry podcast shot glass.
4:52
SPEAKER_03: Hell yeah.
4:54
SPEAKER_00: Limited edition.
4:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's that's limited right there.
4:59
SPEAKER_00: Cheers, by the way.
5:02
SPEAKER_02: Our first toast goes out to Cher, Carl Urban, and returning OG philosopher Trey.
5:08
SPEAKER_02: Here's to you, Trey.
5:09
SPEAKER_02: Cheers.
5:14
SPEAKER_02: So that's uh I don't know, it's hard to say.
5:19
SPEAKER_02: It's got it's got a softer finish than the bourbon does.
5:24
SPEAKER_02: But uh 30 bucks for this jug, you really can't beat it.
5:31
SPEAKER_02: How was yours, John?
5:35
SPEAKER_01: Mine was smooth.
5:36
SPEAKER_01: This thought was joining.
5:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's smooth.
5:40
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'll have to give it a shot.
5:42
SPEAKER_02: Um, all right, it's time to line them up, round number two.
5:46
SPEAKER_02: This one, after I pour it, there we go.
5:49
SPEAKER_02: That's lovely.
5:50
SPEAKER_02: That is lovely.
5:51
SPEAKER_02: This one goes out to our newest listeners off of the uh brand new episode that came out uh was it two Mondays ago?
5:59
SPEAKER_02: Um, or however many Mondays ago.
6:02
SPEAKER_02: This is going to Mina, Arkansas.
6:08
SPEAKER_02: Our newest listeners.
6:09
SPEAKER_02: Here's to Mina, Arkansas.
6:11
SPEAKER_02: Cheers.
6:12
SPEAKER_00: Cheers, Arkansas.
6:19
SPEAKER_00: Oh yes.
6:20
SPEAKER_00: Oh, Trey, do people in Arkansas and Alabama have beef?
6:25
SPEAKER_03: If it's football season, yes.
6:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
6:28
SPEAKER_03: Football season is king, college football, and everyone hates each other if you go for an opposing team.
6:38
SPEAKER_02: I think he was referring to just like hanging meats.
6:41
SPEAKER_00: No, hi.
6:45
SPEAKER_00: I I I meant conflict.
6:47
SPEAKER_03: It's not like a war, like a battle of the states.
6:52
SPEAKER_03: They're on this side.
6:53
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, with much interest coming in 2025.
6:56
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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unknown: Yeah.
6:59
SPEAKER_00: Interesting conflict.
7:01
SPEAKER_00: Do people just do people stand at the at the border between states and just like take pot shots?
7:09
SPEAKER_03: You can see one person at the border.
7:16
SPEAKER_04: Fuck your story.
7:24
SPEAKER_02: I was watching that new uh Mel Brooks movie or Mel Brooks show that they put out on History of the World Part uh 2.
7:32
SPEAKER_02: And they did a the part of it's Civil War.
7:35
SPEAKER_02: And in the beginning, he goes, This story starts in the Civil War.
7:39
SPEAKER_02: The last one, not the new one, coming in 2026.
7:45
SPEAKER_02: And it's like it might be off by a couple years.
7:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
7:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, maybe 2025.
7:53
SPEAKER_02: Uh he was very generous.
7:55
SPEAKER_02: So uh, alright, it's time for our third toast, third shot, third hit.
7:59
SPEAKER_02: This one is guests toast.
8:01
SPEAKER_02: Oh, what's a toast?
8:03
SPEAKER_03: Well, toast to being back on the show, seeing you all's lovely faces again, and the listeners out there who are listening to this high and dry podcast.
8:18
SPEAKER_03: Toast and them.
8:20
SPEAKER_03: Cheers.
8:21
SPEAKER_03: Cheers.
8:25
SPEAKER_03: Number one podcast in the world.
8:27
SPEAKER_03: Oh, there it is.
8:31
SPEAKER_03: The only podcast.
8:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, of course.
8:34
SPEAKER_02: I would say that uh this rye, it's got uh kind of a you can kind of taste the herbs in there, you know, like you could taste it's almost like a pumpernickel finish.
8:47
SPEAKER_00: Is that good or bad?
8:49
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
8:49
SPEAKER_03: I don't even know.
8:51
SPEAKER_03: It says bumpernickel?
8:54
SPEAKER_03: Vanilla honey and smooth blend with hints of vanilla, honey, and toasted wood.
9:00
SPEAKER_03: And actually, you can taste the honey actually a little bit.
9:05
SPEAKER_00: Oh, for real?
9:06
SPEAKER_00: You can really taste the wood.
9:10
SPEAKER_04: Very pulpy.
9:11
SPEAKER_04: Very pulpy.
9:14
SPEAKER_02: Like drinking old school papers.
9:20
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
9:21
SPEAKER_02: I also poured myself up a bullet rye and cherry coke to sip on while we do the rest of the show.
9:30
SPEAKER_02: It's bullet.
9:31
SPEAKER_02: I could put whatever I want in it.
9:32
SPEAKER_02: It was$30 for a jug.
9:37
SPEAKER_02: It's to keep the it's to keep the party going.
9:40
SPEAKER_02: Alright, so it's time to jump into the first part of this show.
9:43
SPEAKER_02: Uh, so I have a uh a question for you, something to ponder, think about.
9:47
SPEAKER_02: Alright, so um, as our listeners know, uh God frequently takes the form of and potentially just is the 1990s honeycomb monster uh that uh was promoting the honeycomb cereal back in the day.
10:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
10:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and so fuzzball with bulging eyes.
10:09
unknown: Yeah.
10:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
10:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, obviously some Eldritch thing, you know, obviously insane would be the only one who made this nonsense.
10:19
SPEAKER_02: Um, so and frequently we uncover his artifacts that allow us to do this and that.
10:25
SPEAKER_02: And this week we're gonna find another one.
10:27
SPEAKER_02: This week we're gonna find the Honeycomb Monster's pen, which gives you the power to write your ending.
10:35
SPEAKER_02: Uh so you can go to sit down to to, I mean, it's you you have, but we'll say you got about you got 20 minutes before Honeycomb Monster busts back in his house and rips you to fucking shreds for touching his shit.
10:51
SPEAKER_02: Um, so whatever you can write in there, it just has it has to incorporate your ending.
10:56
SPEAKER_03: So I have to I have to end.
10:58
SPEAKER_03: So what does that look like?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes, you are writing your ending.
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SPEAKER_02: So, guests first.
11:06
SPEAKER_02: What do you think?
11:07
SPEAKER_02: What's gonna happen?
11:08
SPEAKER_03: I always give the power to change my ending.
11:13
SPEAKER_03: And it had to end because I would cheat.
11:20
SPEAKER_03: Man, it would be a blaze of glory.
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SPEAKER_03: Like, if if I knew, like I was ending regardless, I had no choice in it, then I would like right in there that I become like supreme ruler of the world, and that's nice, would make whatever law and changes I wanted and have my family be like set for life.
11:49
SPEAKER_03: And then and then it would I would go out like I would like I would take down every country, like it would be like that style.
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SPEAKER_03: It wouldn't be like I wrote down I become the ruler type thing.
12:01
SPEAKER_03: It'd be like I took over the US and then from there was a coup, and then from there, once I took over the US in a coup, then we all came together, and then each continent or uh start well starting Mexico to get North or South America, and then from there we would just traverse over the Pacific and then do a 360 until we get back to the US where I take over everything.
12:32
SPEAKER_03: So for however long the king allow me to be the supreme ruler of the world, and then I would go out in like a drunken mess or something at the end after all my laws and stuff were in effect for years to come.
12:54
SPEAKER_00: That reminds that reminds me of your three your three genes character, friend.
13:02
SPEAKER_03: That'd be that'd be uh uh get supreme power and then go out a drunk mess at the end.
13:11
SPEAKER_02: Just a drunk mess.
13:12
SPEAKER_02: So obviously your empire wouldn't be able to hold itself together after you left.
13:16
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it would eventually crumble.
13:20
SPEAKER_00: One of your mini-heirs would would claim authority and have to fight the other.
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SPEAKER_03: No, I would set it though, I would have it set to where to I only have one, I only have Yeah, they're gonna respect your will.
13:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you would get it all there.
13:39
SPEAKER_03: I'm like, don't be dumb.
13:42
SPEAKER_03: That's what that'd be my last breath in my fucking mess.
13:46
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
13:48
SPEAKER_04: Don't be dumb.
13:49
SPEAKER_04: But you said they would be.
13:51
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, don't be dumb, you say to the child who has everything.
13:54
SPEAKER_04: But that'd be dead.
13:55
SPEAKER_04: There's nothing I can do.
13:56
SPEAKER_04: There's nothing I can do.
13:59
SPEAKER_02: That's true.
14:00
SPEAKER_04: Uh-huh.
14:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:01
SPEAKER_02: Uh, James, what about you?
14:03
SPEAKER_02: You you get uh the honeycomb monster's pen.
14:05
SPEAKER_02: Uh, what are you writing?
14:06
SPEAKER_02: What's your final chapter?
14:08
SPEAKER_00: Well, being a world dictator is very appealing.
14:15
SPEAKER_00: Oh man.
14:16
SPEAKER_00: That threw me for such a loop, isn't it?
14:21
SPEAKER_02: You know what it was reminding me of?
14:23
SPEAKER_02: It was reminding me of Brennan Fraser in uh Bedazzled when he becomes the uh the drug lord.
14:31
SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, the narco.
14:32
SPEAKER_02: He gets everything.
14:33
SPEAKER_02: He's with the woman he loves, but then he discovers that like she's sleeping with like her dance teacher, and and then Interpol moves in.
14:41
SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't have none of that because I had the chance.
14:45
SPEAKER_02: It would be like You only got 20 minutes, man.
14:49
SPEAKER_02: You're kind of vague.
14:50
SPEAKER_02: You know, an honeycomb monster gets to do some edits.
14:53
SPEAKER_02: Ultimate power.
14:54
SPEAKER_02: Chase loves that drunk.
14:56
SPEAKER_04: Spoiler lines.
15:02
SPEAKER_03: Alright.
15:03
SPEAKER_03: Uh James.
15:05
SPEAKER_03: Sure.
15:05
SPEAKER_00: I um I don't know.
15:09
SPEAKER_00: It's really tough.
15:11
SPEAKER_00: I would uh of course I would make my I'd really quickly gain a lot of wealth and uh redistribute it and maybe do some kind of big thing.
15:24
SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
15:24
SPEAKER_00: Maybe I uh solve poverty.
15:28
SPEAKER_00: You know, that's like my that's like my big it's like he figured out a great way to solve poverty and was able to implement it effectively.
15:40
SPEAKER_02: It's like a cheat code.
15:42
SPEAKER_01: Wait.
15:44
SPEAKER_01: It's like alright, I guess he's gotta figure out some way to solve this.
15:47
SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
15:49
SPEAKER_04: Honeycomb has the answer, so universal numbers.
15:58
SPEAKER_02: But but how would how would you die?
16:00
SPEAKER_00: How would you specifically I would I think I've shared this with you before.
16:08
SPEAKER_00: Uh so uh trigger warning for all kinds of fucked up shit.
16:13
SPEAKER_00: I would uh I would take piano wire and hang it from my window from the second floor, and I'd make a noose out of it.
16:26
SPEAKER_00: And then I would uh take crazy glue, like super glue, and put it on my hands and stick them to the side of my head.
16:36
SPEAKER_00: And then I would run and jump out the window so that my head would be cut off by the piano wire, but my hands would be stuck so it'd look like so when people got there, it'd look like I pulled my own head off.
16:53
SPEAKER_00: That's how I'd go, and I and and I and I and I would write that that and it was painless.
17:01
SPEAKER_00: Very specifically.
17:03
SPEAKER_01: It was totally painless.
17:06
SPEAKER_03: What that's that's what I'd say that your statue that they made of you after you died was that like your head up of me pulling my head off of that would be cool.
17:21
SPEAKER_00: Because they couldn't ignore it.
17:23
SPEAKER_00: As the person who solved poverty.
17:26
SPEAKER_00: It's world news.
17:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
17:30
SPEAKER_02: How long how long after you solve poverty does this occur?
17:36
SPEAKER_00: Very brief very soon after, while I'm still really big in the news.
17:50
SPEAKER_04: What?
17:50
SPEAKER_01: He could just do anything.
18:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I so for me, I I would try.
18:04
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I would first try and fucking cheat it, you know.
18:07
SPEAKER_02: I would I would try, you know, I I would try and put myself into like an epic final showdown with the honeycomb monster, you know, in which you know the honeycomb monster was vanquished.
18:21
SPEAKER_02: You know, see how that starts to alter things.
18:24
SPEAKER_00: You kill God.
18:26
SPEAKER_00: Their first decision is to kill God.
18:30
SPEAKER_02: Or you know, I would try and like bend the rules of end of your story, you know, right in that I I don't know, I discover some fucking the body of some cosmic being, take his powers into myself, leave Earth, never to be seen from again, where I go off to create my own universe.
18:50
SPEAKER_02: See if that would technically count as an ending.
18:53
SPEAKER_02: Um, but then uh barring that, if uh you know, I if the book kept like slapping me on the on the hand.
18:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess that's right.
19:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, honeycomb put in you know some some users' instructions.
19:12
SPEAKER_02: Um barring that I I guess shit, I uh I mean I I mean I I would probably go very similar to Trey's idea there.
19:24
SPEAKER_02: There there would be a coup.
19:29
SPEAKER_01: Surrounded by dictators.
19:32
SPEAKER_01: As soon as anybody gives you a shred of power.
19:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know, like in in you know, in in job interviews, I think it was uh you James who came up with the joke in job interviews when you know, with my you know background and everything, and they're asking, like, so who are some people that you look up to?
19:51
SPEAKER_02: I'm like, you know, uh just the usual uh pole pot uh Napoleon.
19:59
SPEAKER_02: You know, people I really look up to.
20:05
SPEAKER_02: You know, Mao Zedong.
20:07
SPEAKER_02: But uh but no, I would I would say I could write the ending.
20:13
SPEAKER_02: I I I wanted fuck man.
20:16
SPEAKER_02: I I would try and just write in there a very painless, peaceful death during you know one of his usual sexual escapades that was only made possible by his you know um ludicrously successful novelist career.
20:46
SPEAKER_02: And then then that's how uh uh you know uh riding on the fame garnered from high and dry in his several novels in during a very, very risky sexual escapade, he died peacefully doing what he loved.
21:04
SPEAKER_02: I think that's how I'd roll out.
21:07
SPEAKER_02: It's gonna end up being uh prostitutional.
21:09
SPEAKER_04: Well, uh so you wrote it like that.
21:19
SPEAKER_02: You know, and I'm sure for all three of us, there's gonna be like a careful what you wish for, devil's sort of insert into there.
21:27
SPEAKER_02: So for final thoughts, real fast, going back to you, Trey.
21:31
SPEAKER_02: Um, you wrote your ending.
21:33
SPEAKER_02: What does the devil come back and insert into your ending?
21:37
SPEAKER_02: What was the uh the unanticipated consequence of you writing your own ending?
21:43
SPEAKER_03: If I do you know Brendan Fraser's Madash for what happens, then it probably would be that like you all stated, it I would have the power, but then it'd be like my own like family, or like my son next in line is the one who takes me out, like or something like that.
22:15
SPEAKER_03: Drunk.
22:16
SPEAKER_03: I said alcoholic myth.
22:17
SPEAKER_03: So I just need alcohol in my system.
22:20
SPEAKER_03: So then something happens, and I stare into his eyes like he's over me, and it's like I I wanted the throne or some bullish.
22:33
SPEAKER_03: Shakespearean guy.
22:36
SPEAKER_03: So and the being like that.
22:39
SPEAKER_03: Like I do all this to save and help everyone and give my family and son the future, and it's my son who takes me out.
22:46
SPEAKER_03: There's some mess like that.
22:51
SPEAKER_02: Alright, alright, alright.
22:53
SPEAKER_02: James.
22:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I uh I think that the I think that the turnaround for mine would be that solving world hunger or solving poverty would be would be like really difficult.
23:07
SPEAKER_00: It would be to take like a lifetime of incredibly hard work and like depression and you know failures and until you until you finally succeed.
23:19
SPEAKER_00: And uh and working hard my whole life sounds terrible.
23:24
SPEAKER_02: I definitely think that your devil would insert himself during the whole head pulling off thing.
23:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:31
SPEAKER_02: And like that's probably I think there I think you would like trip or something, and the wire goes around your dick or something.
23:43
SPEAKER_01: It's painless.
23:48
SPEAKER_01: But then it's all right, then it was painless.
23:51
SPEAKER_02: It's only painless because the doctor on scene was able to pump you with morphine real quick.
23:58
SPEAKER_02: And he's like, he's gonna feel this happens.
24:01
SPEAKER_03: You feel it when it happens, but it is of the last second, like the actual death part.
24:16
SPEAKER_02: Then the newspapers are man who solves poverty.
24:20
SPEAKER_01: Uh cuts own dick off.
24:27
SPEAKER_02: Because like the piano wire fell, like and it like blew in the breeze.
24:31
SPEAKER_02: So you're lying there with your dick off, and then it gets wrapped around like the back of a truck as the truck's taking off.
24:42
SPEAKER_02: So that's what pops his head off.
24:45
SPEAKER_02: So I feel like that's what the bill would insert himself into into your story.
24:50
SPEAKER_00: It would just like after solving poverty would just be a very easy for that one second of roof of fucking with me.
24:58
SPEAKER_02: And yours was a lot quicker than me and Trey decided.
25:02
SPEAKER_02: So him and I would be like, we told him not to fucking write that last bit.
25:06
SPEAKER_02: That was just gas or stand those thousands.
25:10
SPEAKER_03: The way to solve poverty is by kill half the population.
25:16
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, that was just ignoring that we can have the resources evenly distributed.
25:22
SPEAKER_02: Whatever.
25:23
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
25:23
SPEAKER_02: Only 10.
25:24
SPEAKER_02: But anyway, that's important.
25:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
25:30
SPEAKER_00: We could all eat forever.
25:32
SPEAKER_00: I thought that.
25:33
SPEAKER_00: I thought that it was they would definitely fuck with me during that portion, but no, just with the head cutting up.
25:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
25:42
SPEAKER_02: Why didn't Thanos decide to create just double the resources?
25:46
SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
25:47
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
25:49
SPEAKER_03: We're getting annoyed.
25:51
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because he's a bad person.
25:54
SPEAKER_03: Giving the comics.
25:57
SPEAKER_03: The reason why is because he he was in love with Death.
26:01
SPEAKER_03: The whole point of him getting the stones was death.
26:03
SPEAKER_03: So killing everyone gave her more people, which gave him more power.
26:07
SPEAKER_03: The movies don't talk about that.
26:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
26:09
SPEAKER_03: Of course, of course.
26:10
SPEAKER_03: That's what it was.
26:11
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
26:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
26:15
SPEAKER_02: Well, and then uh for me, I think uh where the devil would insert himself um probably be like, I don't know.
26:22
SPEAKER_02: I I get uh big off of uh I don't know, my agent forces me to write like ugly Betty fan fiction.
26:32
SPEAKER_02: You know, it's like it's books that I fucking hate.
26:34
SPEAKER_02: I I I think that would be it.
26:36
SPEAKER_02: You know, I my I hate my own fucking work.
26:41
SPEAKER_02: James is dead, you know, he ripped his own dick off and then his head popped off.
26:46
SPEAKER_02: So he's not even on the show anymore, and I'm just dragging this fucking corpse through this.
26:51
SPEAKER_03: J.K.
26:52
SPEAKER_03: Rowling style where you have the book, but then everyone hates you afterwards because of something.
27:01
SPEAKER_02: I accidentally say something on Twitter.
27:03
SPEAKER_02: I should have everyone hates you.
27:14
SPEAKER_00: Like I racist man, racist man stabbed by prostitute.
27:19
SPEAKER_02: Well, no, because I still wrote in it's super peaceful during one of my escapades.
27:24
SPEAKER_02: So it was probably just she was some fucking alt-right nut job whose hand whose hand whose unregistered handgun discharges in the bedroom and catches me in the chat.
27:38
SPEAKER_02: Of course, of course.
27:39
SPEAKER_02: So all right, well, there you have it, folks.
27:43
SPEAKER_02: Uh do with that what you will.
27:45
SPEAKER_02: It's time to move on to the second part of our podcast.
27:48
SPEAKER_02: We have a fist fight for you, and before we get into that, before we decide who the fucking fist fight even is, we gotta get a little more drunk and we gotta get a little more high.
27:58
SPEAKER_00: We didn't talk about his fighting at all.
28:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so line them up.
28:03
SPEAKER_04: I was wondering.
28:04
SPEAKER_04: I was like, wait, I was like, oh where the names of people go.
28:11
SPEAKER_02: We'll decide that once we've had another drink.
28:14
SPEAKER_02: So this one goes to our fighters this week.
28:16
SPEAKER_02: We haven't decided yet.
28:18
SPEAKER_02: Cheers.
28:19
SPEAKER_02: Cheers.
28:21
SPEAKER_02: So much booze.
28:23
SPEAKER_02: Let me load up my side beverage.
28:28
SPEAKER_02: I have I have not yet begun to defile myself.
28:38
SPEAKER_02: Breakfast is good.
28:41
SPEAKER_02: Not until fucking Conor McGregor gives me a shit.
28:43
SPEAKER_03: At least that you can do the ass buy first.
28:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:51
SPEAKER_02: Well.
28:52
SPEAKER_02: So who's it gonna be this week?
28:53
SPEAKER_02: What are we feeling?
28:54
SPEAKER_00: Uh uh uh Trey, you like anime.
28:59
SPEAKER_00: Do you know uh let's find an anime we all like.
29:03
SPEAKER_00: Uh I I know a bit about Naruto.
29:06
SPEAKER_00: Uh are you a Naruto fan?
29:09
SPEAKER_00: I know the people.
29:11
SPEAKER_00: We haven't used we haven't used Naruto at all.
29:14
SPEAKER_00: We can just do a quick Naruto.
29:16
SPEAKER_02: Well, I would also argue, you know, it's always a big one.
29:19
SPEAKER_02: And you know, you go onto any fucking message board and you know, Goku is always part of the conversation.
29:24
SPEAKER_00: We haven't had Goku on the show yet?
29:27
SPEAKER_02: Not once.
29:28
SPEAKER_00: Well, it's kind of like never even said his name.
29:32
SPEAKER_00: That's pretty funny.
29:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't that's pretty funny.
29:36
SPEAKER_00: But I I wonder if we just it's not something I I feel like there's a reason we haven't touched it because it's like the whole point is that he's not beatable.
29:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but but but but that's not true.
29:51
SPEAKER_02: Well, we all look unless we're about to do Goku, let's not get into Goku.
29:55
SPEAKER_02: Let's not do it.
29:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, entirely he's totally beatable.
29:58
SPEAKER_02: He's been shot.
30:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but he comes back to life.
30:02
SPEAKER_00: He that's the thing.
30:03
SPEAKER_02: But he only gets he only could come back to life in round three if he picks the dragon, you know.
30:07
SPEAKER_02: And the dragon ain't gonna show up if he doesn't have the dragon ball.
30:12
SPEAKER_02: We'll not do Goku.
30:14
SPEAKER_02: All right, so let's let's pick let's pick.
30:16
SPEAKER_02: So we're gonna go.
30:16
SPEAKER_00: Naruto's a pretty reasonable choice for power level.
30:20
SPEAKER_00: Now we just have to put him opposite something goofy.
30:23
SPEAKER_00: Something goofy?
30:25
SPEAKER_02: Did we cocaine?
30:27
SPEAKER_02: I know who I know actually, all right.
30:29
SPEAKER_02: I just want to circle back one one final time.
30:32
SPEAKER_02: So a uh uh you know, if one of our you know podcast favorite guests, Luke, um, he sent me some things about how fucking powerful SpongeBob is.
30:43
SPEAKER_00: We've done Spongebob, I think.
30:45
SPEAKER_02: No, no, we have not.
30:47
SPEAKER_02: I and I will double check.
30:48
SPEAKER_02: You know, I I we don't have that guy who Joe Rogan can just do the X stuff.
30:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, who he just his whole job is just fucking sitting there Google things and putting him on his screen.
31:02
SPEAKER_00: That's a pretty skewed job.
31:04
SPEAKER_02: Uh Spongebob fought Shredder.
31:06
SPEAKER_02: Um, but uh that was a long time ago.
31:09
SPEAKER_02: Oh no, that wasn't that long, but uh it was a year ago.
31:12
SPEAKER_02: Um but yeah, SpongeBob fought Shredder.
31:15
SPEAKER_02: Never mind.
31:15
SPEAKER_02: Naruto versus uh Lord Byron.
31:20
SPEAKER_00: He's a real person.
31:21
SPEAKER_02: We've been over.
31:23
SPEAKER_00: Yes, he's a real person.
31:25
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
31:27
SPEAKER_00: Um Godzilla?
31:29
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
31:30
SPEAKER_00: No, we've done Godzilla, I think.
31:34
SPEAKER_02: How about uh Naruto versus uh Neil Gaiman's death?
31:39
SPEAKER_00: Neil Gaiman's death.
31:41
SPEAKER_00: Um I don't know anything about Neil Gaiman's death.
31:46
SPEAKER_00: Do you do you Trey?
31:49
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we gotta pick something that two of us know something about.
31:52
SPEAKER_02: How about Naruto versus Neil Gaiman Sandman?
31:55
SPEAKER_02: We've already used Neil Gaiman's Sandman.
31:57
SPEAKER_02: Well, we have 100%.
32:02
SPEAKER_06: We 100% have read Sandman.
32:04
SPEAKER_02: Yo, we uh we 100% have not.
32:08
SPEAKER_02: I'm on our I'm on our accounts right now.
32:11
SPEAKER_02: Sandman is not a combatant.
32:14
SPEAKER_02: You just haven't released it yet at that.
32:16
SPEAKER_02: No, absolutely not.
32:18
SPEAKER_02: I I I don't know, maybe.
32:20
SPEAKER_00: All right.
32:22
SPEAKER_00: We had we had an hour and an hour-long conversation about them.
32:27
SPEAKER_03: Sandman versus Willy Wonka.
32:32
SPEAKER_02: Wonka?
32:33
SPEAKER_02: We definitely haven't done Wonka.
32:36
SPEAKER_02: You guys hear that brrrrr?
32:38
SPEAKER_02: That's the noise of we haven't done them.
32:41
SPEAKER_02: Let's see, we did Joel Miller, obviously.
32:45
SPEAKER_02: Uh how about Alright, let's and I'll obviously edit this part of it.
32:52
SPEAKER_02: Video games.
32:54
SPEAKER_00: What video games have come what series are popular other than Last of Us?
33:01
SPEAKER_03: Uh how about uh wait we didn't how about Voldemort?
33:06
SPEAKER_03: Mario just came out.
33:08
SPEAKER_03: I mean the dude couldn't even have we not any Voldemort?
33:11
SPEAKER_02: But the dude couldn't even beat a high school.
33:13
SPEAKER_03: That's because that's the way it was written.
33:16
SPEAKER_03: Bitch, I'm dumbled.
33:20
SPEAKER_01: We've done Mario, I think.
33:23
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
33:24
SPEAKER_02: We have.
33:26
SPEAKER_02: How about Link?
33:30
SPEAKER_00: Have we not done Link?
33:31
SPEAKER_00: I'd be very surprised.
33:33
SPEAKER_00: We have not done Link.
33:36
SPEAKER_00: Naruto versus Link would be a pretty interesting battle.
33:40
SPEAKER_00: They have a lot of it'd be kind of nerdy.
33:43
SPEAKER_00: It's a very nerdy battle.
33:44
SPEAKER_00: Very nerdy.
33:48
SPEAKER_00: It's incredibly nerdy.
33:50
SPEAKER_02: Oh, how about uh uh Naruto versus uh Vecna?
33:55
SPEAKER_00: Pretty sure we did Vecna.
33:57
SPEAKER_02: No, just check.
33:59
SPEAKER_02: Unless it's in a new episode.
34:01
SPEAKER_00: No.
34:03
SPEAKER_02: Of uh Stranger Things.
34:05
SPEAKER_00: Oh the big baddie in the the last the latest season of Stranger Things.
34:09
SPEAKER_03: I've never seen owl go off like I do.
34:14
SPEAKER_00: Spongebob versus Vecna.
34:16
SPEAKER_00: That's gonna be a very nerdy one.
34:19
SPEAKER_02: Well, Spongebob, we gotta use Spongebob as we discovered.
34:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:23
SPEAKER_02: Um just Naruto versus Vecna.
34:29
SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be so nerdy.
34:30
SPEAKER_00: Let's do it.
34:31
SPEAKER_00: I I don't know.
34:32
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if I know enough of I don't think I I don't know if I remember enough about Vecna.
34:37
SPEAKER_02: I mean we'll bring in we could bring in D and let it happen.
34:42
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
34:43
SPEAKER_02: Or we keep looking.
34:45
SPEAKER_02: We keep looking.
34:46
SPEAKER_02: We could do uh oh how about get even more nerdy.
34:51
SPEAKER_02: How about uh Naruto versus the Red Hood?
34:56
SPEAKER_03: I'll throw out either Vegna, Naruto, Red Hood.
35:02
SPEAKER_00: It's pretty Bowser.
35:04
SPEAKER_02: I do Naruto versus Bowser.
35:07
SPEAKER_02: Naruto versus Bowser.
35:10
SPEAKER_02: But I mean Bowser's he's literally killed by the yes, they're the villain, and he fails, but you know Mario does not have the training Naruto does, and Magma and Bowser, they're both the villains.
35:28
SPEAKER_00: Naruto versus uh versus Philomena Kunk.
35:32
SPEAKER_00: Dude, she's awesome.
35:36
SPEAKER_02: Kind of sexy too, I'm not gonna lie.
35:39
SPEAKER_00: It's because it's because she's acting stupid and you love that.
35:43
SPEAKER_02: No, I I liked her.
35:44
SPEAKER_02: I thought she was very sexy in uh the other Ricky Gervais thing and everything like that.
35:51
SPEAKER_02: Um she's got a look.
35:54
SPEAKER_02: Uh I for I forget her actual name right now.
35:57
SPEAKER_02: But she's so she's got a she's got a funny documentary series on Netflix where the whole concept is that she got the job but fucking hates history and documentaries, but is leads a history documentary.
36:16
SPEAKER_02: But and and she's not the brightest star in the sky.
36:20
SPEAKER_02: You know, she's very uneducated, and she talks to actual fucking experts, and the experts are just trying their best to be polite with her.
36:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
36:32
SPEAKER_02: I mean, like at one point she she she gets confused about Camelot, thinking that someone said came a lot and asks this expert if King Arthur came a lot.
36:43
SPEAKER_03: I've seen it.
36:43
SPEAKER_02: Or just like a normal man, probably probably a table.
36:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's her.
36:54
SPEAKER_00: What about Homer Simpson?
36:57
SPEAKER_02: Let me uh let me check the records.
37:00
SPEAKER_02: We've never done Homer.
37:03
SPEAKER_02: We've also never done Peter Griffin.
37:06
SPEAKER_02: That's true.
37:08
SPEAKER_00: Notha versus Peter Griffin?
37:11
SPEAKER_00: That would be this is also gonna get very nerdy because you have you have too much knowledge about Family Guy.
37:17
SPEAKER_00: Are you gonna be able to rein it in to make it relatable?
37:20
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, I think we can do it.
37:22
SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay, good.
37:26
SPEAKER_00: You you have too much knowledge about Family Guy.
37:29
SPEAKER_00: You you know more about Family Guy than any other person I've ever met.
37:34
SPEAKER_02: Um I'm a little more on the American dance side just right now.
37:39
SPEAKER_04: This most recent decade.
37:44
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
37:45
SPEAKER_02: Alright, so you guys want to do that then?
37:46
SPEAKER_02: Naruto versus uh Peter Graffin?
37:49
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
37:50
SPEAKER_03: Or I or Vegner versus Peter Graffer.
37:54
SPEAKER_06: I don't remember enough about that.
37:56
SPEAKER_06: That's not I don't know anymore.
37:57
SPEAKER_00: Alright, so you'd have to say I don't know either streams and some shit, I think.
38:05
SPEAKER_03: Alright, that's not me.
38:08
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
38:09
SPEAKER_02: Well, so for those of you who are still here, um, this is my personal edit mark.
38:15
SPEAKER_02: No, this is my personal edit mark that uh we have figured out who's fighting this week.
38:21
SPEAKER_02: This week we have Peter Griffin versus Naruto of the L-word, if I'm if I remember correctly.
38:33
SPEAKER_02: Uh but Naruto of the Naruto series, I guess Peter Griffin, a family guy.
38:39
SPEAKER_03: The uh teenager Naruto.
38:43
SPEAKER_00: We get them at their best.
38:44
SPEAKER_02: You get them at their best, yeah.
38:46
SPEAKER_02: So whatever whatever you feel that is, you you can make the argument.
38:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean you you make the argument.
38:52
SPEAKER_02: So all right, so uh this is how we do it on High Dry Podcast.
38:58
SPEAKER_02: So this is how we do it on High Dry Podcast.
39:01
SPEAKER_02: We have a uh patented method guaranteed to get you results.
39:04
SPEAKER_02: So round one, it's a three-round method.
39:06
SPEAKER_02: Round one, we enter a legally distinct fight club basement beneath a non-legally distinct Applebee's, um, where the characters go punch for punch, pound for pound.
39:18
SPEAKER_02: Uh we take away all their gear, and uh we just let them fight it out under the watchful eye of Polly Shore.
39:26
SPEAKER_02: Round two, we transfer into a City View.
39:29
SPEAKER_00: You force Polly Shore out of your breath.
39:33
SPEAKER_00: What's going on?
39:34
SPEAKER_02: Round two, we enter a City View where these characters now have 24 hours to kill the other one.
39:41
SPEAKER_02: They can do whatever they find in a universe that's similar to their own.
39:45
SPEAKER_02: Uh, worst case scenario, they could just go buy a shotgun.
39:49
SPEAKER_02: And then round three is the same thing as round two, except this time they get to bring a friend.
39:55
SPEAKER_02: So transferring into round one, we have stepped into the Applebee's, we have face pushed the waiter away because obviously we would never eat here.
40:05
SPEAKER_02: We're all millennials.
40:07
SPEAKER_00: Listen, it's not the waiter's fault.
40:08
SPEAKER_00: I would I would apologize to the waiter and invite him downstairs to watch some ultraviolets.
40:15
SPEAKER_02: Dude, and then Cher's a boomer.
40:18
SPEAKER_02: She would fucking stab him in the stomach.
40:21
SPEAKER_02: He's serving food down there.
40:28
SPEAKER_02: But no, he wouldn't.
40:29
SPEAKER_02: We we do not want Applebee's food.
40:31
SPEAKER_02: We do not want the unlimited apps, we don't want fucking any of that.
40:34
SPEAKER_02: Get it out of there.
40:35
SPEAKER_03: We we eat it to get the myths in the corner in Applebee's.
40:40
SPEAKER_03: The margarita downstairs is catered by Wingstop.
40:45
SPEAKER_02: So the two for 20.
40:48
SPEAKER_02: Catered by Wing Stop, open bar.
40:54
SPEAKER_02: So we transferred downstairs.
40:55
SPEAKER_02: Uh Carl Urban and Cher have been seated in the box seats, followed ceremoniously, of course, by the high-end dry philosophers.
41:03
SPEAKER_02: Polly Shore down there, uh wearing even less than the fighters, explaining them to the rules to this thing.
41:10
SPEAKER_02: It is time now to get into round one.
41:12
SPEAKER_02: Pound for pound for punch for punch.
41:13
SPEAKER_02: We got Peter Griffin in one corner and Naruto Smith.
41:18
SPEAKER_02: Uzumaki.
41:19
SPEAKER_02: Uzumaki in the other corner.
41:22
SPEAKER_02: Let's get this on.
41:23
SPEAKER_02: Guests first.
41:25
SPEAKER_02: Uh Trey, how do you think this is gonna go down?
41:27
SPEAKER_03: Umaruto.
41:36
SPEAKER_03: Both at their best.
41:37
SPEAKER_03: They're both at their best.
41:38
SPEAKER_03: Alright, so let me be nerdy, I guess.
41:42
SPEAKER_03: Both at their mess.
41:43
SPEAKER_03: Place place Naruto is still away.
41:49
SPEAKER_03: Is this no powers either, or just like fist?
41:52
SPEAKER_03: This is a straight fist fight.
41:53
SPEAKER_03: They get anything.
41:54
SPEAKER_02: Whatever they have intrinsic to them at their best.
41:59
SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm saying.
42:00
SPEAKER_03: Naruto at his best still has powers.
42:05
SPEAKER_03: Still has like hearuto doesn't need access to anything else to have some superpowers.
42:13
SPEAKER_03: His inner soul and his ninja way.
42:17
SPEAKER_03: He still can fight Taijutsu, but I've seen Peter Griffin mop the floor with a chicken across the world and live the tell the tale.
42:31
SPEAKER_03: He's been hit by a lot of things, he has not died at all.
42:37
SPEAKER_03: And Dark Kato, with his unlimited chakra, can still get tired and run out of chakra.
42:46
SPEAKER_03: So it's actually up in the air.
42:48
SPEAKER_03: The only thing I've seen Peter get hurt by is when he tripped and hurt his knee.
42:56
SPEAKER_03: And he held his knee for a long time on the concrete.
43:01
unknown: Yeah.
43:01
SPEAKER_03: I would say Naruto Will Naruto recognized has recovering Peter's Achilles' knee.
43:07
SPEAKER_03: He's an Achilles knee.
43:09
SPEAKER_00: Peter has not I think well Naruto can absolutely see the flow of chakra, and he's gonna see how how that knee is oh that knee's the full.
43:22
SPEAKER_03: I'm trying to give Peter a a cop out or a way out, but honestly, I think that I think Naruto would take it regardless.
43:29
SPEAKER_03: Like it'd be it'd be like straight up easy.
43:32
SPEAKER_03: It depends on who's writing the story.
43:34
SPEAKER_03: If it's Seth McFarlane, Peter would probably win.
43:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:38
SPEAKER_03: But we're doing straight up Yeah.
43:43
SPEAKER_00: That brings up a good question.
43:45
SPEAKER_00: Is is is are is Peter able to pull his theme in?
43:49
SPEAKER_00: I think that because this is a you know a blank stage, right, for us, they don't have access to any kind of like backdrop or anything.
44:00
SPEAKER_00: You know, uh, I don't I think that they're both cartoons this time.
44:05
SPEAKER_00: And uh and sure, Peter has cartoon power.
44:08
SPEAKER_00: He has like Looney Tunes powers almost.
44:11
SPEAKER_00: They're they're almost Looney Tune powers.
44:15
SPEAKER_00: But he just doesn't have a world to interact with to make him seem so absurd.
44:21
SPEAKER_00: You know, when when he's in this space that's just empty, he's less he's his absurdism is less funny.
44:28
SPEAKER_00: It it's not enhanced.
44:30
SPEAKER_00: Um so I think that uh I think that he does not have a full range of powers uh like he would in a cartoon.
44:40
SPEAKER_00: Um and I think that just going from the powers they have, Peter Peter Griffin can take a lot of damage and he can punch a whole bunch.
44:48
SPEAKER_00: But like Naruto's both a trained fighter and magical.
44:55
SPEAKER_00: Like he can summon like offensive magic and turn into a giant god creature, and it's like in in the in the in the blank environment Naruto wins.
45:11
SPEAKER_02: Well, James, I see what you're saying.
45:16
SPEAKER_02: And uh I would have to agree with you.
45:19
SPEAKER_02: I I would say in this this initial round here, I mean, so uh Peter Peter Griffin at his strongest, I mean, we're gonna see what he's capable of in the chicken fights, you know, in which you know it gets wild, but a step further, we'll see what he's capable of in the Homer Simpson fight.
45:41
SPEAKER_02: I mean, where at one point Peter has the powers of radioactive man, the Simpson superhero.
45:48
SPEAKER_02: But I I see what you're saying.
45:50
SPEAKER_02: I think I think it does require his universe, and I think that is going to drastically change round two.
45:57
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
45:58
SPEAKER_02: Because Naruto's powers aren't dependent on his universe.
46:02
SPEAKER_02: So what he gets now is gonna be the same as what he gets in round two, except I mean, I guess this time in round two he gets to bring a kunai.
46:08
SPEAKER_02: But um uh, you know, Peter Peter's gonna come fucking chicken fight style in round two.
46:14
SPEAKER_02: And I I feel like in round one, I agree that he doesn't have access to the chicken fight just yet.
46:21
SPEAKER_02: And what we have is a ninja versus a New England middle class man.
46:26
SPEAKER_02: Um by virtue of New England middle class.
46:37
SPEAKER_02: But uh yeah, but I and I think that and I'm I'm just gonna, you know, this is my bold prediction.
46:43
SPEAKER_02: Um that's gonna change in uh round two.
46:46
SPEAKER_02: But for round one, yeah, I think uh I think Poly Shore will eventually be putting two fingers on Peter Griffin's throat and giving the old throat slice to share.
46:56
SPEAKER_02: I I think that's what we're gonna see.
46:58
SPEAKER_02: So uh uh uh uh Trey, back to you.
47:00
SPEAKER_03: Final thoughts on the final thoughts.
47:03
SPEAKER_03: Peter's probably gonna get his ass kicked by straight Thai juices, not even anything extra.
47:12
SPEAKER_03: It would it will last a long time just because Peter could take blows and would confuse Naruto at first, but then eventually he would fall out, pass out to the second round.
47:28
SPEAKER_03: So I give it to Naruto.
47:30
SPEAKER_00: James?
47:31
SPEAKER_00: I think Naruto's gonna do his handball thing, and he's going to shove it into Peter Griffin's torso, and it's going to spin around, and it's gonna be like a fat tornado, and then he and then and then he's going to catch up and then and then spin back really fast, and uh and the and he's like his spine is broken.
47:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I I I will say uh just just one final you know, you know, thing in Peter Griffin's corner.
48:03
SPEAKER_02: So there is an episode of Family Guy where their booth of the drunken clam gets overtaken by this group of assholes, and and just by means of the story, you know, it they made it more down to earth, and Peter and his friends get their asses kicked because these dudes are all Marines.
48:21
SPEAKER_00: Right.
48:22
SPEAKER_02: But they get their asses, and and and also when Peter fights Liam Neeson, um, he gets his ass fucking kicked because the story She said you're relatable.
48:33
SPEAKER_01: It's going way too far.
48:35
SPEAKER_01: The story demanded But Peter Griffin never dies.
48:40
SPEAKER_02: Like the but the point is he he never dies no matter how much damage he takes.
48:45
SPEAKER_02: So I think that Naruto will be able to incapacitate him to win the round, but I don't think Naruto will be able to kill him.
48:54
SPEAKER_02: That's the never dies.
48:56
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
48:57
SPEAKER_02: So I'm I'm voting for uh I'm voting for Naruto on round one.
49:01
SPEAKER_02: So yeah, so round one goes to Naruto, which transitions us into Naruto.
49:06
SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
49:07
SPEAKER_04: That's for the people who are listening who are like you're saying it wrong.
49:13
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, to them I say fucking nerds.
49:18
SPEAKER_00: You're gonna call you're calling them nerds, but we're about to see you nerd our fucking hours.
49:22
SPEAKER_00: Let's do this.
49:23
SPEAKER_00: Let's do this.
49:24
SPEAKER_00: What's about to happen?
49:25
SPEAKER_02: I'm about to show those fucking nerds how to nerd.
49:28
SPEAKER_02: All right, so round two, we transition into a city view.
49:32
SPEAKER_02: Both of these characters have received a manila envelope from beneath their apartment door.
49:36
SPEAKER_02: They now know that they have 24 hours to kill the other one when they have access to their universes and the things they're in.
49:44
SPEAKER_02: So, guests first.
49:46
SPEAKER_02: Trey, what do you think is gonna go next?
49:48
SPEAKER_03: So regular city view is a thing that makes it more in favor of theater being the fact of Naruto doesn't know what a like uh a I don't say futuristic, but a modern city is.
50:08
SPEAKER_03: So it puts him in a weird uh disadvantage with that.
50:13
SPEAKER_03: He's not the type to like knock down stuff and make it a regular uh or uh uh easier area for him, so Peter would have the advantage in regards to the city.
50:27
SPEAKER_03: I don't it's up in I I will say Peter has a better chance.
50:33
SPEAKER_03: It still throws me off with the fact of who Naruto is.
50:37
SPEAKER_02: I don't think Peter would kill him, and even though Naruto hasn't died in his world, they do show death from he well he he'd fucking he'd fucking chicken him where you know finally something falls on Naruto and Peter Peter walks away, but then Naruto opens his eye coming out, but no I I do agree on that like it'd be it wouldn't be Peter so much, it'd be the environment saving grace with Peter to where Naruto would just get beat a lot to the point where it would confuse him, like it'd be Naruto being confused.
51:24
SPEAKER_03: I don't know if he sees Peter as a like actual threat threat enough to go too crazy, like he's not world-ending, but I've seen Naruto get beat in like scrimmage fight or training fight, and so may I think Peter would have a shot.
51:40
SPEAKER_03: I I I'm still tossed up if I would give it to him, but I do think Peter has a better opportunity to win in this round, James.
51:51
SPEAKER_00: Um I think Naruto still wins.
51:55
SPEAKER_00: I think that Peter Griffin's power comes from you acknowledging his absurdity.
52:05
SPEAKER_00: And I think that Naruto is too much of a fucking idiot uh to to like understand the absurdity of what's happening.
52:17
SPEAKER_00: I I think that yeah, I think that I think that Naruto just isn't uh it can't be translated into a family guy, and he gets to keep all his powers and stuff, which makes him incredibly powerful.
52:34
SPEAKER_00: He could turn into a bunch of sexy women.
52:38
SPEAKER_00: Uh that's a thing he could do.
52:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't think that'd have an effect on Peter Griffin.
52:42
SPEAKER_00: If it we were thinking about having Homer Simpson in this fight, it would have affected Homer Simpson.
52:47
SPEAKER_02: Not really Peter, though.
52:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
52:51
SPEAKER_00: He I don't think either neither of them are like deceptive people.
52:57
SPEAKER_00: They're both pretty sh sh on their face about everything.
53:01
SPEAKER_00: And and that's why I kind of think that the fact that they're both so on their face about everything kind of makes their themes pretty pretty even.
53:12
SPEAKER_00: Uh they're both they're both the on their face people.
53:16
SPEAKER_02: Well, well, that being said, if you don't mind, I I think I'm I'm leaning towards a tie.
53:22
SPEAKER_02: Uh the first thing I off the bat, I I would have to argue uh on you guys know more about Naruto than I do.
53:30
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
53:31
SPEAKER_02: Ask me ask us some questions.
53:33
SPEAKER_02: So Homer Simpson was dragged into the theme that is the chicken fight.
53:40
SPEAKER_02: And is Naruto dumber than Homer?
53:45
SPEAKER_03: No, he's not dumber, but his like his he's also not a person who so yeah, I will say it's it's it's not so much do you think it has dumb, but is more like his social cues because it's more like he grew up by himself from a child.
54:09
SPEAKER_03: So his social cues throw off his intelligence at times.
54:17
SPEAKER_02: Well then in that case, what what I what then I suggest then is I mean, because right now we're gonna make their streams.
54:23
SPEAKER_01: He's like oblivious.
54:25
SPEAKER_02: We have in in this fight, we're gonna have Seth McFarlane writing Peter in.
54:31
SPEAKER_02: I I think that they're both gonna come flying at each other with their universes.
54:36
SPEAKER_02: Um, I think we're gonna have a Peter, you know, who fucking fights into outer space, rips up a fucking shuttle, and survives the crash back to Earth.
54:48
SPEAKER_02: And you know, we're gonna have Naruto at his best, and I I think the two are going to tie.
54:53
SPEAKER_02: I I think that's what's gonna happen here, and I think what the deciding factor has to be is who these two people can bring.
55:01
SPEAKER_02: Right.
55:02
SPEAKER_02: I I and that's my opinion.
55:03
SPEAKER_02: I I think what we're gonna have here in round two is a tie.
55:07
SPEAKER_00: It's very interesting.
55:09
SPEAKER_00: I I'm inclined to agree.
55:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so I mean, uh, Trey, if that's all right with you, uh, on the fence with it too at the beginning of the collection.
55:19
SPEAKER_03: Once you bring in the world, it's like Peter has a he I would I wouldn't say unfair advantage, he has a higher advantage because of the worlds.
55:32
SPEAKER_03: Like the worlds have nothing to do in regards to Naruto, but the moment you make it to where the environment is involved, then Peter could actually be unstoppable because he he keeps going.
55:45
SPEAKER_03: Like I've seen trains follow on, I've seen him drop from the sky, different cities.
55:51
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but it it's just the question of can Naruto be dragged into with his autism, can Naruto be dragged into Peter True Crippin's world.
56:01
SPEAKER_00: That might that might have been wrong for me to say it to me to make that diagnosis, but it is kind of interesting.
56:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
56:09
SPEAKER_02: As as the the late the the previous predator movie taught us, autism in itself is a super pack.
56:15
SPEAKER_02: That's true.
56:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, right.
56:17
SPEAKER_00: But uh, but yeah, I think I think I think the reason their themes don't mix is because Nar they're both cartoons, which is interesting.
56:24
SPEAKER_00: We don't often have two cartoon characters fight each other.
56:27
SPEAKER_00: We kind of put them separate.
56:28
SPEAKER_00: But they're like, but they're both cartoons.
56:31
SPEAKER_00: And uh Naruto's theme is like silly sometimes, but gets like dark.
56:36
SPEAKER_00: He's like it's like about darkness, it's like struggle and and shit like that.
56:41
SPEAKER_02: And what you're bringing up is my only difficulty with calling it a tie, is because, in my opinion, absurdism, especially in like the case of Hubert Farnsworth or Austin Powers, will defeat what it's going against.
56:54
SPEAKER_00: And but but it's but it's interesting because Naruto is a non-Western based storytelling.
57:02
SPEAKER_00: It's very interesting because Naruto's like theme has this specific quality that like Western philosophical thought doesn't have, where it's like where it's about like he as an idealist is is overcoming all of these struggles, not for himself, but for his community.
57:25
SPEAKER_00: And it's like a really powerful story that we don't tell in in Western culture, and I think it might beat absurdism.
57:34
SPEAKER_02: I think what you have then is the immovable uh rock that is Western absurdism against the unstoppable force that is Eastern idealism, and we got to talk about it, I think so.
57:49
SPEAKER_03: Even with the absurdity, Naruto does have inklings of absurdity in the is the filler episodes, even with the filler episodes, it's like interactions he had with yeah, absurdity for him is a palette cleanser.
58:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and that's that's what it makes him solely adds.
58:11
SPEAKER_00: Well they well well let uh then are we calling uh round two a tie?
58:17
SPEAKER_00: I think Naruto's ability to turn absurdity into palette cleanser.
58:22
SPEAKER_00: Actually, that makes me think that this might be a Naruto win.
58:26
SPEAKER_02: Alright, well, so Naruto's well, so Trey says tie.
58:30
SPEAKER_02: You say Naruto.
58:33
SPEAKER_02: I'll say Peter Griffin.
58:35
SPEAKER_02: Don't call it a tie.
58:37
SPEAKER_03: That's actually a valid point.
58:41
SPEAKER_00: So so the thing about the the thing about Naruto is as soon as things start getting absurd, you know that there's no danger anymore.
58:50
SPEAKER_00: And and that it also does a good job of transitioning from absurdity to darkness.
58:56
SPEAKER_00: So that was just my thought on it.
58:58
SPEAKER_00: That makes me vote Naruto.
58:59
SPEAKER_00: Ryan voted Peter Griffin.
59:01
SPEAKER_00: Now you can vote Ty or one.
59:03
SPEAKER_03: I'll still say I'll still say Ty, only because even when it becomes the absurdity in Naruto, he doesn't take it seriously.
59:15
SPEAKER_03: And so he wouldn't Right.
59:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he wouldn't fight at max strength then because then he it becomes absurdity, and then Naruto himself becomes like absurd.
59:29
SPEAKER_03: He wouldn't even treat like a real phone anymore.
59:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
59:33
SPEAKER_00: So that gets Peter Griffin's power and it's Naruto's weakness.
59:39
SPEAKER_02: Well, so so in that case, yeah, and so Trey's saying we gotta tie, James is saying Naruto, and I'm saying hands down Peter Griffin.
59:47
SPEAKER_02: For sure.
59:47
SPEAKER_02: You know, as soon as we get radioactive man powers involved, like so out of a hundred battles, out of a hundred battles.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_02: Out of a hundred battles for me, Peter Griffin wins 51.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_00: Well, it doesn't matter anymore because we all we all decided it was a tie.
1:00:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so which means we have a tie.
1:00:11
SPEAKER_02: So transitioning into round three.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_02: It's the same thing as round two, except this time they get to bring a friend.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_02: It's definitely a tie, man.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_02: You said tie, James says Naruto, I say Peter.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_02: That sounds like a tie to me.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_04: I'll say tie.
1:00:28
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, that's right.
1:00:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's right.
1:00:29
SPEAKER_02: So yeah.
1:00:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, we agree on the tie.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_02: You're right.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I forgot.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_02: Trey was here at the beginning, he knows the rules.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_02: So, congratulations, both of you guys.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_02: That's a tie.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_02: So, round three, same thing as round two, except this time they get to bring a friend.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_02: So, Trey, what are you thinking?
1:00:47
SPEAKER_02: Who do they bring?
1:00:47
SPEAKER_02: What happens?
1:00:48
SPEAKER_02: Once you bring in a friend, hands down, Naruto.
1:00:50
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry.
1:00:51
SPEAKER_03: There's Peter's friends, Peter himself has the ultimate strength family being the protagonist.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_03: Even with Stewie doesn't even like Peter.
1:01:09
SPEAKER_04: Stewie is why we have fucking Rick and Morgan.
1:01:12
SPEAKER_04: Stewie himself does not Stewie's got a time machine.
1:01:15
SPEAKER_03: Peter ignore Lois enough to fight for him.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_03: If it was Brian, yes.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_04: But if being but being that it's Peter, I don't even think Stewie would give a fuck if Peter died.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_00: So that's actually a good point.
1:01:38
SPEAKER_02: Which I have a counter for.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_02: There's been multiple times where Stewie has saved the day because he understands that he needs his family unit to survive.
1:01:46
SPEAKER_02: Even if it's like if if Peter dies, they lose the house.
1:01:54
SPEAKER_04: He lives in the house.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_03: I mean, they go back to his world.
1:01:59
SPEAKER_03: Like it's not like he's losing the house because of his fight.
1:02:03
SPEAKER_03: No, they die.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_01: Then we kill them.
1:02:05
SPEAKER_01: Cher kills them.
1:02:07
SPEAKER_01: The the kid makes like time machines and shit.
1:02:11
SPEAKER_00: He doesn't he doesn't he only lives in the house because he he lives in there by choice only briefly.
1:02:18
SPEAKER_00: And then he goes out on an adventure.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_05: Stuy stuff is up malfunctioning or something happens because of the writing, and then they make the Alright.
1:02:25
SPEAKER_02: So first I was gonna say, you know, if he brings Homer Simpson, we have the full fucking might of you know what American cartoon absurdism is capable of.
1:02:39
SPEAKER_02: Right.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_02: You know, at that point we're gonna just see some fucking ridiculousness.
1:02:44
SPEAKER_02: And um the drama between Peter and Homer was wrapped up in 21 minutes before they decided that we just gotta be together versus you know Sasuke and Naruto, which lasted a long fucking time.
1:03:02
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, a long time.
1:03:05
SPEAKER_02: And on the other hand, if Peter brings Stewie, I'm just going with both of them.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_02: If Peter brings Stewie, um, because in multiple episodes, uh Stewie has admitted that while he is capable of a lot, he still relies on Lois and the Fat Man.
1:03:23
SPEAKER_02: And in those situations, he goes out of his way to deal with their problems.
1:03:29
SPEAKER_02: Like Peter was once we're getting ready to go to jail, and Stewie wiped the judge's mind.
1:03:35
SPEAKER_02: Stewie decided not to kill Lois eventually.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_02: And if if that's the case, we then have a Rick of Rick and Morty style character on Peter's side, and that throws getting the characters at their best out the window because now Stewie just takes them back to a point where Naruto was a fucking waste of time and handles his business.
1:04:02
SPEAKER_02: Um and so I think I think if he I I think I I think if he brings Stewie, um you're gonna see him at a time where Naruto can't defend himself, and if he brings Homer, we're gonna have another tie.
1:04:17
SPEAKER_03: Um counter to that is there was never a time Naruto was never able to defend himself.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_03: Even as a kid, the Fox thing demon was inside of him.
1:04:32
SPEAKER_02: I am not saying that he didn't defend himself.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_02: I'm saying that he can't defend himself against Peter versus the chicken.
1:04:41
SPEAKER_02: You know, we're I'm talking like when Peter shows up at his fucking best.
1:04:47
SPEAKER_00: I I think that's the he did fight a person-sized chicken, though.
1:04:52
SPEAKER_00: That's the thing, is I think that I Peter fighting uh the giant nine-tailed fox.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if that makes for the same comedy.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_00: I can see it.
1:05:05
SPEAKER_00: I'd laugh right at that.
1:05:08
SPEAKER_00: But that's why he brings to it.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_00: But that's the thing, is you then get sucked into an anime world where you're fighting giant monsters, and the scale of things goes way beyond a family, and the absurdism around one man.
1:05:25
SPEAKER_00: It really makes me lean Naruto because Naruto Naruto really pumps up the scale.
1:05:33
SPEAKER_02: Stewie's accidentally dropped his weapons and killed giant monsters.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_03: So I don't know that one.
1:05:40
SPEAKER_03: I'll take your word for it.
1:05:41
SPEAKER_03: Yes, in Family Guys, it happens in two seconds.
1:05:45
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
1:05:46
SPEAKER_03: That's what I'm saying.
1:05:47
SPEAKER_03: I'm just saying that Family Guys absurdity.
1:05:49
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's it.
1:05:51
SPEAKER_00: If they're if yeah, if their theme comes over, who knows?
1:05:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but this isn't about the theme.
1:05:57
SPEAKER_03: This is about you bring your friend, I bring my friend, and honestly, I think when Sasuke and Naruto come together, their drama filled togetherness overpowers the absurdity that family.
1:06:15
SPEAKER_03: Sasuke doesn't even play like the only thing with that playing.
1:06:22
SPEAKER_02: With that, I would have to argue that this is the same thing as round two, except they get to bring a friend.
1:06:28
SPEAKER_02: So they are both bringing their themes.
1:06:30
SPEAKER_02: And if we bring Homer Simpson, Homer Simpson and Peter have wrapped up their shit in 20 minutes.
1:06:36
SPEAKER_02: Sasuke and Naruto are still working it out.
1:06:39
SPEAKER_02: And if we bring Stewie any giant monster you bring will be killed in a cutaway.
1:06:46
SPEAKER_03: You say at their best.
1:06:48
SPEAKER_03: At their best, Sasuke and Naruto don't have drama.
1:06:52
SPEAKER_03: They've worked out their drama.
1:06:55
SPEAKER_02: Unless you bring Stewie, who has a time machine, which means they haven't worked out their drama.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_03: But where where at what at what point if Stewie goes back in time?
1:07:05
SPEAKER_03: There's no point to where he could go back and neither one of the people.
1:07:11
SPEAKER_02: Once you control time, you win.
1:07:13
SPEAKER_02: Stewie could literally just kill their moms.
1:07:19
SPEAKER_04: Their parents are strong too.
1:07:24
SPEAKER_04: Then the grandparents, whatever you gotta do.
1:07:28
SPEAKER_04: In fact, this father was destroyed.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_02: Mastering mastering ninja kata makes you strong.
1:07:38
SPEAKER_02: Mastering time makes you a god.
1:07:42
SPEAKER_03: But time is an absurdity, though.
1:07:44
SPEAKER_03: Once you you start, once you go back in time and use time and then go back to Naruto's world, you take away the absurdity.
1:07:51
SPEAKER_03: He would just because they did time travel with Naruto's world.
1:07:55
SPEAKER_02: They would take away the absurdity.
1:07:57
SPEAKER_02: So Stewie would get out of his time machine, all absurdity would be gone, and we would watch this baby shoot some woman who's never learned ninja in the head.
1:08:09
SPEAKER_02: And then he would get back in the time machine, and that was Naruto's great-grandma.
1:08:15
SPEAKER_03: Both his parents wouldn't let that happen.
1:08:17
SPEAKER_03: A demon, they a a giant monster demon tried to take out Naruto, and they both stopped it.
1:08:23
SPEAKER_05: So you you cannot, I'm talking, you go to grandma.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_05: At some point in the family life, someone didn't know Ninja.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_05: His father was the fastest being there was.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_02: But he's not as fast as a fucking AK-47.
1:08:39
SPEAKER_00: He was actually it depends, it depends on who whose theme wins.
1:08:45
SPEAKER_00: And it sounds like we just have feelings about we have different feelings about whose theme wins.
1:08:50
SPEAKER_02: So let's just do a final vote.
1:08:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're right.
1:08:53
SPEAKER_02: Alright.
1:08:53
SPEAKER_02: Alright, so uh Trey, back to you.
1:08:56
SPEAKER_02: Final thoughts and a vote.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_03: Uh so if this is round two, and then round two, I gave it a tie.
1:09:03
SPEAKER_03: But once you add Sasuke, who absurdness doesn't exist around Sasuke.
1:09:09
SPEAKER_03: Absurdness exists around Naruto.
1:09:11
SPEAKER_03: And when Sasuke gets involved, there is no absurdness.
1:09:14
SPEAKER_03: He doesn't do that at all.
1:09:16
SPEAKER_00: He's like a fucking energy vampire.
1:09:20
SPEAKER_03: I've never at no point in time does he allow absurdness around him.
1:09:26
SPEAKER_03: That's like his he hates it.
1:09:28
SPEAKER_03: So I would give it to Naruto and Sasuke.
1:09:31
SPEAKER_03: I'm sorry, there's nothing Peter or Homer or they they could last a little bit.
1:09:38
SPEAKER_03: The absurdity would make it even anime style.
1:09:41
SPEAKER_03: Anime style will make it last a long time.
1:09:43
SPEAKER_03: Their fight will last like five to ten episodes, but it would come down to Naruto and Sasuke when I mean I I think you brought up another power they have.
1:09:54
SPEAKER_02: All their problems get wrapped up in 21 minutes.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_04: Not your turn yet.
1:09:59
SPEAKER_04: Not your turn.
1:10:00
SPEAKER_04: We're gonna talk about their problems.
1:10:05
SPEAKER_02: Uh James, uh final thoughts in a vote.
1:10:08
SPEAKER_00: I think it's really I think this is a really interesting, I didn't think this was gonna be an interesting fight at the beginning.
1:10:14
SPEAKER_00: Uh, but this has been this talking about the themes of the two universes and how one one universe is really glib and and and really absurd and really like nothing matters, and the other one is very like idealistic and and emotionally focused and also like uh you know serious.
1:10:45
SPEAKER_00: It's it's it was a it's a very interesting dichotomy.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_00: They really are like polar opposites, and they are both incre they both have about the same amount of episodes.
1:10:55
SPEAKER_00: They're both like well-established series.
1:10:59
SPEAKER_00: For sure.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_00: You know that that that many people love both of them.
1:11:04
SPEAKER_00: They're both wildly popular.
1:11:06
SPEAKER_00: And I think that they're just they both have very powerful concepts that that they drag along.
1:11:14
SPEAKER_00: It would be there would be like this line between them where their two universes are on either side, with like Naruto's just like the shock of his and Sasuke's uh chakra like blowing it this huge power thing into the back of their like hidden village, and then on the other side you have a New England town that's like all sunny and like and everyone's just like dude uh screaming in terror as as a man drives wildly through the streets, and it's like uh and it's these two this they're just totally opposite, they're totally different, and they can't combine.
1:11:50
SPEAKER_00: And I don't know, I couldn't tell you what would happen here.
1:11:53
SPEAKER_00: It's pretty crazy.
1:11:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, and uh I I I would say there's also an alternative where uh Peter brings Roger Smith, who fucks Sasuke, taking him completely out of the fight.
1:12:10
SPEAKER_01: Then it's a tie.
1:12:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and I I think I think what we have in round three is another tie, which would mean that round one was a Naruto win.
1:12:24
SPEAKER_02: Naruto would take it because round three is a tie.
1:12:27
SPEAKER_02: That's my thoughts on it.
1:12:28
SPEAKER_02: That's that's what I feel.
1:12:30
SPEAKER_00: I agree.
1:12:32
SPEAKER_00: So I think that's it.
1:12:33
SPEAKER_00: I think we all agree.
1:12:34
SPEAKER_00: Trey in his side is agreeing.
1:12:41
SPEAKER_04: I agree.
1:12:43
SPEAKER_03: I like in my heart of hearts, it's like, oh my god, whatever.
1:12:48
SPEAKER_03: So Naruto will win overall.
1:12:51
SPEAKER_02: I don't see by the by the rules, by the rules of high and dry set upon by the three men at this table.
1:13:04
SPEAKER_02: You believe it was a tie in your heart of hearts.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_02: Round three was a tie.
1:13:09
SPEAKER_04: That's what makes Iris Girls.
1:13:14
SPEAKER_00: So in one of no animosity in this podcast.
1:13:20
SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
1:13:21
SPEAKER_00: No, all of one agree.
1:13:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we are uh I I hit her with the with the thing.
1:13:29
SPEAKER_02: In what I think may have been the closest match in high and dry history, I don't think we've ever had two ties.
1:13:38
SPEAKER_00: I don't think so either.
1:13:39
SPEAKER_00: That's pretty crazy.
1:13:41
SPEAKER_02: Uh that is wild.
1:13:42
SPEAKER_00: We've had that is we've had final ties, but I don't think we've ever had two rounds.
1:13:45
SPEAKER_02: No, we've never had two rounds that went to a tie.
1:13:47
SPEAKER_02: So, in the closest match in high and dry history, which I will create another uh whiskey and coke for.
1:13:54
SPEAKER_00: Truly, there's so much lore to both of these franchises.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:14:01
SPEAKER_03: You could make valid arguments if you really tried.
1:14:06
SPEAKER_00: I think it's really the the the series that means the most to you is the one that you feel holds the more power, which is um that shows that both of them are good shows, you know.
1:14:21
SPEAKER_00: Even if you don't like the other one, it's like wow, people really like this and really feel strongly about its themes and how they affect their lives.
1:14:29
SPEAKER_03: We do fanboy over or dress up as, pretty much, is what you're saying.
1:14:37
SPEAKER_03: Neither.
1:14:38
SPEAKER_05: So who would you cut?
1:14:42
SPEAKER_00: I can only dress up as one of them.
1:14:45
SPEAKER_02: Well, here is to the closest match in high and dry history.
1:14:50
SPEAKER_02: Here's to having our OG philosophers back together.
1:14:55
SPEAKER_02: Here's to the audience who've stuck it out through this whole episode.
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1:15:00
SPEAKER_02: Cheers.
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