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Payton's fun new Pimple Patch · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Jay and Ridge, Lucy or Lacy, thanks for holding.
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  Speaker 1: What do you wish you didn't know about your dad?
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  Speaker 2: Hi?
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  Speaker 3: So I wish I didn't know that my dad slept
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  Speaker 3: with my friend's mother's.
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  Speaker 4: Mother's multiple Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it happened when I was like really young,
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  Speaker 3: like in elementary school. He had like a relationship with
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  Speaker 3: one of my close friends moms and that lasted for
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  Speaker 3: like a few years and me and the girl are
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  Speaker 3: still friends to this day. But then it happened again
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  Speaker 3: in high school with like my best friend's mom.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, well, I mean he's an adult. They're adults. It's
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  Speaker 1: not like it was I thought maybe. I mean, if
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  Speaker 1: it was you said, with your friends, that'd be bad.
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  Speaker 1: But friend's mom, that's okay.
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  Speaker 4: Multiple, so like.
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  Speaker 3: Awkward, you know, it's like well, and then I didn't
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  Speaker 3: even know about it, Like I found out because me
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  Speaker 3: I went to my friend's house and my dad was there.
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  Speaker 5: And like a towler on his waist.
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  Speaker 3: It's like so awkward. And then her mom would like
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  Speaker 3: talk to me about their you know, their their intimate times,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like I don't want to know.
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  Speaker 4: So they were dating, they were just they were just
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  Speaker 4: took it up.
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  Speaker 3: I think she wanted to date him. I don't think
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  Speaker 3: he wanted anything serious.
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  Speaker 6: No, he's like that also made it awkward.
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  Speaker 1: He's like that hockey player and off campus no girlfriends.
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  Speaker 5: Is exactly just hooks up exactly, Lacy.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks for calling in. Sorry, Lacey, have a great day.
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  Speaker 3: Have a good morning, lady.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, we're gonna play a game. We have Madison Bear tickets.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna play Noise Machine. So we need a contestant
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  Speaker 1: right now. Eight seven seven nine three seven one oh
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  Speaker 1: four seven. By the way, I jump back into Off Campus. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on episode two. It's so funny. So when I
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  Speaker 1: go what I do? I try to sit in the
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  Speaker 1: saana for twenty minutes. And when I go into sauna,
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  Speaker 1: I try to catch up on a TV show and
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm already caught up on everything. So
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, let me go back to off Campus.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought I wonder going to be bored, And man,
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  Speaker 1: it went by so fast. You love it, I do.
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  Speaker 1: I really like, I'm only on episode two.
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  Speaker 4: I was cruising through the menu yes today, and I
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  Speaker 4: remember I was actually wondering if you went back to
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  Speaker 4: that show because you said how much you loved it,
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna be into it, and then you didn't finish.
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  Speaker 5: It because here you are. I had to finish it,
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  Speaker 5: am I A.
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  Speaker 1: I had to finish the the one it's number one
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  Speaker 1: on Inflix right now. The marital that that one is crazy,
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  Speaker 1: that is disturbing You's hack and so I got I
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  Speaker 1: tried to get a bit caught up on everything that's topical.
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  Speaker 5: If you will.
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  Speaker 4: Love Island was disappointing to me last night. The love
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  Speaker 4: letters and who you're going to go back to?
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  Speaker 7: It was just predictable.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 4: I just need more from Love Island. I'm really ready
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  Speaker 4: for this to get whack into and it is not.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, tonight we're going to find out who America's
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  Speaker 7: favorite couple is and we'll see.
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  Speaker 5: We still need a contestant.
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  Speaker 1: Madison Beer tickets for free eight seven seven nine three
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  Speaker 1: seven one o four seven while wait for a contestant,
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  Speaker 1: paytonlesskint that thing on your face?
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  Speaker 7: The thing on my face? It's a pimple patch, one
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  Speaker 7: of those hydroclonic acid pimple patches. Have you seen those?
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  Speaker 7: So a lot of times like people use clear ones,
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  Speaker 7: but like if you're cool in your trendy like in
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  Speaker 7: high school or middle school, you were the ones that
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  Speaker 7: are like like they're shaped like they're stars.
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  Speaker 4: Do I need to tell you that you're not in
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  Speaker 4: high school or middle school anymore.
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  Speaker 7: I am still a young ho.
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  Speaker 6: Don't get it twisted.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, No, this is the road and Bieber hydroclonic pimple patch,
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  Speaker 7: which makes it even cooler. It's a daisy, so I'm
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  Speaker 7: trying it out new for the first time.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, from over here, because I'm sitting across the studio
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  Speaker 1: from you. First of all, it looks like it's a
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  Speaker 1: band aid color. No, really, is it.
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  Speaker 6: Not a b I think it's pink.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, because the ones I've seen normally, like when I
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  Speaker 1: go to a restaurant and the staff has it on
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  Speaker 1: or people have it on it, and it's usually they're
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  Speaker 1: bright colors or different colors, and they stand out that
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  Speaker 1: to me from here looks like a band aid.
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  Speaker 5: But it also looks like a square.
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  Speaker 7: Well maybe I'll wear a different color one tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: Well, but but what it does It starts to get
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  Speaker 5: rid of the pimple, right.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it has basically like I mean, it has hydroclonic
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  Speaker 7: acid in it, which is what is supposed to bring
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  Speaker 7: down the redness in the size of it. Which it's
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  Speaker 7: a little ironic because I was just telling you guys
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  Speaker 7: yesterday that's how lucky I've been. I'm getting older. I'm like,
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  Speaker 7: what's going on with my skin?
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  Speaker 4: Yesterday you were talking about finding some skincare that was
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  Speaker 4: affordable that you got from Amazon and how awesome it is.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, good molecules. And I still stand by that. Well,
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  Speaker 7: this was coming before the good molecules things started.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, that's what they say. Like when you go
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  Speaker 4: to get a facial or whatever and then you break
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  Speaker 4: out with its, You're like, oh, we're just getting rid
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  Speaker 4: of the toxins. Like what true, We'll keep them in
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  Speaker 4: there so I don't get zits. Then let the toxins
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  Speaker 4: do their thing.
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  Speaker 5: I don't get this. You know why? Why peptides? Peptie
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  Speaker 5: I'm assuming.
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming I'd rarely ever get any kind of blemishes
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  Speaker 1: ever clean living too.
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  Speaker 5: Peptides? Yeah, Blake, good morning.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning.
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  Speaker 5: All right, you're gonna play.
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  Speaker 1: Noise machine for tickets to see Madison Beer.
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  Speaker 5: What are you doing right now? Where are you off to?
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  Speaker 8: I'm driving?
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  Speaker 3: No work?
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  Speaker 5: Where do you work? Dude? GFC right on, all right,
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  Speaker 5: all right, what do you what do you playing noise machine? Nick?
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  Speaker 8: We are playing noise machine today, you guys. I don't
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  Speaker 8: know if you heard Father Day is this weekend? Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna quiz you guys on some famous dads. Okay,
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  Speaker 8: the first round will be all TV dads. The second
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  Speaker 8: round will be all movie dads. If you can guess
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  Speaker 8: the name of the dad and the show or movie
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  Speaker 8: that they're in, you get double the point.
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  Speaker 1: Should I ask Blake to get off speakerphone or bluetooth, Blake,
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  Speaker 1: can you get off littletooth or speakerphone?
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  Speaker 7: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I don't think I can.
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  Speaker 5: You can't pull over.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in the middle of the one right now.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want you to put your life in danger,
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  Speaker 1: but okay, all right, well we'll just play with a
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  Speaker 1: loud noise in the background.
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  Speaker 5: Sacrifice.
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  Speaker 6: We'll sacrifice today.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 6: We're gonna start with John Jay.
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  Speaker 4: I'm half I surf the web, I text lol, laugh
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  Speaker 4: out loud, omg oh my god, WTF by the face.
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  Speaker 5: That's Phil Dune fore you from Modern Family.
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  Speaker 8: Two points for John Jay in round one, killing the
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  Speaker 8: game already.
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  Speaker 6: We'll move on to Rich just way. Do you see
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  Speaker 6: how I get down and get funky with my bad self?
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  Speaker 4: God rest his soul. Danny Tanner full House?
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  Speaker 8: Uh huh and Fuller House. You could have got three
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  Speaker 8: points there. Nice, try Rich. Danny Tayner's not dead, Bob
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  Speaker 8: sag it is okay. I guess we're just gonna Danny
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  Speaker 8: Tayner lives. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, didn't they
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  Speaker 8: kill him off in Fuller House? I'll take my three
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  Speaker 8: points now?
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  Speaker 6: No, they didn't kill him off. What is this all right?
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  Speaker 7: She's always killing somebody?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a very good point.
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  Speaker 4: I think all celebrities are dead, all right, Peyton, here we.
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  Speaker 2: Go ding' get it dinging innsert coin for awesome prizes.
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  Speaker 2: This machine doesn't take imaginary coins. Go and get a
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  Speaker 2: job and earn real ones.
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  Speaker 7: That's Bluey's dad.
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  Speaker 6: It is from the show Bluey. Do you know his name?
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  Speaker 4: Dad?
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  Speaker 7: And Blue's dad's name is Bingo.
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  Speaker 6: Bingo is Blue's sister. So that's good. That's a good truck.
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  Speaker 5: Idiot.
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  Speaker 8: The way we were looking for bandit is Blue's the
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  Speaker 8: Heath family. Okay, Blake, you understand this game works? Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: all right, it's your turn.
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  Speaker 5: Do do do, don't, don't, don't do do, don't do
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  Speaker 5: do do do, don't, don't, don't do.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that is Homer Simpson from The Simpsons. Good job,
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  Speaker 8: Blake two points, hitting into uh heading into round two.
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  Speaker 8: John Jay's two points. Rich has two points, Blake has
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  Speaker 8: two points, Peyton has one. We'll kick off round two
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  Speaker 8: with John Jay. A king's time as ruler rises and
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  Speaker 8: falls like the sun with yep, the two points for
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  Speaker 8: John Jay and round two. Rich tried to kill him
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  Speaker 8: off before he actually died. Rich, Now it's your turn.
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  Speaker 6: Just fine, fine, fine, whatever, Just get that. Can we
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  Speaker 6: get stuffed crusted? That's grew, grew. What's the name of
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  Speaker 6: the movie.
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  Speaker 4: Why, that's that's the Minion movie.
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  Speaker 6: What's the name of the movie?
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  Speaker 4: What's the original one? I don't know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I forgetable, despicable, despicable?
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  Speaker 6: Me is correct? All right?
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  Speaker 5: Rich?
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  Speaker 8: Three points in the game today, move on and round
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  Speaker 8: two to Peyton.
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  Speaker 5: We watch his program, by his toys, we go to
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  Speaker 5: his movies.
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  Speaker 6: He owes us, doesn't he owe us?
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  Speaker 2: He owes the Griswold's right, hey, right, he owes us.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, Griswolds something. But I'm gonna say that's Buddy Yell's
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  Speaker 7: dad because that's what I thought it was at first.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, that's fun Mike for Clark Griswold. That's from National
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  Speaker 8: Lampoon's Vacation. Okay, so all right, Peyton, that's okay. You
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  Speaker 8: got one point in today's.
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  Speaker 6: Game, Blake.
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  Speaker 8: If you can get this, you're gonna go see Madison Beers.
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  Speaker 5: Together we can love. The Galaxy is falling.
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  Speaker 4: That is Darth Vader from I think the Fifth One
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  Speaker 4: Star Wars.
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  Speaker 8: I think he's right, the Fifth One, which is also
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  Speaker 8: known as Empire Strike Strikes.
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  Speaker 5: Next job, Blake, give it to Blake.
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  Speaker 6: All right, Blake, good jobs.
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  Speaker 8: Meeting.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to see Madison Beer. I thought that was
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  Speaker 5: mufaster again.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you played the same clip, same actor, different roles.
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  Speaker 3: So