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Payton's Predictions: They took our jobs! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for Paints Predictions Paintles's vibe today.
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  Speaker 2: Well, John Jay, you were telling us yesterday, what was
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  Speaker 2: that thing about Meta and AI taking people's jobs?
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  Speaker 3: Is that just what it is?
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  Speaker 1: Literally taking people?
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  Speaker 4: Well, Meta fired almost ten thousand people because their jobs
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  Speaker 4: are being replaced with AI.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So well the vibe for today's I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: tell you what your career should be if AI ends
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  Speaker 2: up taking your job.
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  Speaker 1: Ooh.
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  Speaker 2: Also, if it's your birthday today, we are officially in
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  Speaker 2: Gemini season. You share a birthday with Biggie Small's, Josh
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  Speaker 2: Allen go Ta and Chasey su Wonders.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Michelle, good morning, Hi. What's your sign? Sorry?
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  Speaker 3: Taurus?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So for my Taurus, if AI takes your job,
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  Speaker 2: your career is that you are going to become an
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  Speaker 2: organic sour doughmaker living in a remote cabin.
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  Speaker 1: People can't AI can't do that. A I can't do that.
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  Speaker 2: Have hands, a mouth, or the patience to wait eighteen
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  Speaker 2: hours for bread to rise while listening to smooth jobs.
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  Speaker 2: So take that severance check, go buy some linen clothes.
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  Speaker 3: And touch some expensive grass. All right, I will do that, thanks.
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  Speaker 1: Michelle, Hey do do Gemini forgot to get to Gemini.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so Geminis.
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  Speaker 2: If AI takes your job, you are immediately pivoting to
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  Speaker 2: become a professional gossip podcaster. AI is way too polite
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  Speaker 2: and restricted for that. So your group chat drama is
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  Speaker 2: coming to a podcast. Your ability to talk for six
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  Speaker 2: hours straight without a single fact is actually an untrainable
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  Speaker 2: human skill.
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  Speaker 4: Interesting, okay, Sue, good morning? What's your sign?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning? I am a Capricorn.
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  Speaker 3: Capricorns.
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  Speaker 2: So if AI ends up taking your job, you need
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  Speaker 2: to pivot to become a real estate mogul who buys
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  Speaker 2: up physical brick and mortar land. So while tech companies
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  Speaker 2: are wasting billions on digital avatars, you're going to actually
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  Speaker 2: own the buildings that they live in because you need
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  Speaker 2: to use your ruthless brain to build an empire that
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  Speaker 2: a software update can't delete.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds wonderful, perfect bank.
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  Speaker 2: Sue, don't make that money, Sue, Hey, have a great day,
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  Speaker 2: you too.
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  Speaker 1: How about Pisces?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, rich for Pisces.
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  Speaker 2: If AI takes your job, you need to become a
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  Speaker 2: dream interpreter for tech billionaires having identity crisis, specifically for them,
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  Speaker 2: because AI lives entirely in logic and my pisces. They
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  Speaker 2: don't live in logic, capitalize on their fear of the unknown,
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  Speaker 2: and make them pay for it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm all in.
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  Speaker 4: AI could be a dream interpreter, could be Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: almost think AI could be a real estate person too.
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  Speaker 1: Hey if I could house and error do whatever? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what do you got for libras Leever, Kyle?
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  Speaker 2: If AI takes your job, your new path is going
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  Speaker 2: to be an aesthetic match major who styles people for
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  Speaker 2: events where phones are banned.
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  Speaker 3: So AI can suggest a basic.
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  Speaker 2: Outfit, but it has no concept of true elegance, which
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  Speaker 2: is a libras truest form.
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  Speaker 3: M I feel like AI would be better at that time.
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  Speaker 2: AI. AI takes your job, you are becoming a human
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  Speaker 2: vibe arbitrator to fix all the messy scheduling mistakes that
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  Speaker 2: the computers make.
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  Speaker 3: So the tech bosses think automated.
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  Speaker 2: Schedules work perfectly, but they need your specific brand of
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  Speaker 2: micromanagement that AI.
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  Speaker 3: Can't touch you.
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  Speaker 1: I think AI can do that too.
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  Speaker 4: I think there's a few jobs I can think of
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  Speaker 4: in the future that AI can't touch.
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  Speaker 1: Like what babysitting? Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm not even when
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  Speaker 1: my kid.
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  Speaker 4: Was wark, you got to feel like, eventually the robits
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  Speaker 4: will be able to I had I had, I had
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  Speaker 4: to replumb my whole house, and there's no way a
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  Speaker 4: robot could do that.
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  Speaker 1: There's just no way.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, yeah, you can say yeah for everything, like okay,
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  Speaker 4: robot can babysit too. Right now, I don't see AI
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  Speaker 4: do I can't see AI do it taken over welding.
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  Speaker 4: There's stuff like that, landscaping, cleaning house, like, there's things
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  Speaker 4: like that, maybe a rumba, but I don't know anyway,
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  Speaker 4: What about for you?
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  Speaker 1: For leos?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Leo's If Ai takes our job, we just need
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  Speaker 2: to become an influencer exclusively reviews. They can generate a
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  Speaker 2: perfect digital model, but it lacks our natural blinding star power.
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