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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Marks them all, Mr.
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  Speaker 2: New York. Now three hours every weekday from 9 till
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  Speaker 2: noon on 710WOR.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Jimmy Fallon, one of the great comedians in the
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  Speaker 1: world today, a wonderful talk show host. He's on every night,
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  Speaker 1: 9 to midnight, here on WOR. You'll love this show.
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  Speaker 1: It's very addictive. 9 to midnight, every weeknight. And then
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  Speaker 1: on Saturday night, he does the best late-night show on television.
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  Speaker 1: 10 o'clock on the Fox News Channel. And the number
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  Speaker 1: one finest monologue in television, Saturday nights at 10, Fox
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  Speaker 1: News Channel. Jimmy Fallon, how you doing?
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  Speaker 2: Good.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what?
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  Speaker 2: If you keep complimenting the monologue, I'm going to have
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  Speaker 2: to give my drug dealer a raise. So we've got
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  Speaker 2: to rein this in. Rates are going up behind Port Authority, Mr.
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  Speaker 2: New York. I don't know if you heard.
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  Speaker 1: Well, speaking of monologues, Saturday Night Live, Shane Gillis does
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  Speaker 1: this monologue. I thought it was very funny. And then
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  Speaker 1: they're trying to cancel them because he said something about
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  Speaker 1: women looking hot in a gym or misogynist. What did
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  Speaker 1: that come from?
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  Speaker 2: It's so bananas. I mean, let's start with the obvious. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: there are a lot of women at the gym dressed
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  Speaker 2: like they get paid in singles. Okay, that's a real thing.
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  Speaker 2: That is the reality of gym attire these days. But
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  Speaker 2: the jokes were about him, how he was in the
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  Speaker 2: background on a lot of these Zoom videos and he
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  Speaker 2: looks like a loser. And the reality is everybody trying
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  Speaker 2: to cancel him is just trying to gain relevance by
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  Speaker 2: inserting themselves into this happening story. That's what this is about.
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  Speaker 2: It's not about any justice for women. It's a joke.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that's the whole point is it is a joke.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't a political statement. OK, like right now we're
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  Speaker 2: living in an America, OK, where we have, you know,
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  Speaker 2: biological men and women's locker rooms. If you were looking
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  Speaker 2: out for women, maybe you fight that battle. Or, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, all of these rapists and dirtbags that
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  Speaker 2: ISIS is trying to deport that, you know, Democrats want
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  Speaker 2: to keep in the country. Maybe if you're looking out
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  Speaker 2: for women, you talk about that. But when you're going
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  Speaker 2: after a comedian, you're telling me you're doing OK. OK,
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  Speaker 2: because it's comedy. There's no world, OK, in the 80s
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  Speaker 2: or 90s. where the person who got offended by things
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  Speaker 2: was taken seriously. We just kind of ignored them and
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  Speaker 2: moved on. That's what we should be doing here. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you go back and you watch an old Tonight
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  Speaker 1: Show with Don Rickles or Letterman, and Rickles is making
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  Speaker 1: fun of the black guy, the Chinese guy, the this guy,
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  Speaker 1: the that guy, makes fun of Irish people, Jewish. Why
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  Speaker 1: was it? It was very funny, but what happened? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: nobody got offended back then.
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  Speaker 2: There was no social media. Yeah. for people to go
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  Speaker 2: complain on. That's the truth. Comedy never gets in trouble
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  Speaker 2: in comedy clubs. It's when it travels to the internet.
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  Speaker 2: The people who showed up to the comedy club bought
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  Speaker 2: a two-drink minimum and shook hands on the premise that
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  Speaker 2: none of this was going to be taken seriously. But
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  Speaker 2: when your video makes it out to the Internet, people
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  Speaker 2: want to go get clout and currency by being like,
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  Speaker 2: I'm the hero saving us from the comedian. But again, it's,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you're never going to be the party and go,
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  Speaker 2: I can't wait till the guy who gets offended by
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  Speaker 2: stuff gets here. You know, and if you do enjoy
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  Speaker 2: that person, you're out of luck because they don't get
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  Speaker 2: invited to parties.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And why is it these? I know we're going
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  Speaker 1: to get in trouble here, but why is this these angry,
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  Speaker 1: crazy liberals? Trump paid these women. They're all 100 years old.
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  Speaker 1: They all look like Madeleine Albright. Why is that? You
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  Speaker 1: never see any hot women protesting Trump?
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  Speaker 2: No. It's all blue hair, nose ring, you know, driving
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  Speaker 2: in the car with a COVID mask on. And the
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  Speaker 2: one thing I love about him is he keeps leaning
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  Speaker 2: in to the hot woman thing on his side. You know,
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  Speaker 2: the new press secretary looks great. You know, she's got
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  Speaker 2: a little growing to do as far as the job
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  Speaker 2: is concerned. He likes to say central casting these women.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm just telling you this, what the Internet in
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  Speaker 2: the era of cancel culture did. is it created a
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  Speaker 2: world where a lot of losers could be treated like winners.
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  Speaker 2: Because you could go out there, say that you were
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  Speaker 2: offended by something, you were aggrieved, and now everybody liked
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  Speaker 2: your posts, And everybody elevated you in status because you
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  Speaker 2: brought it to our attention, this horrific injustice that Saturday
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  Speaker 2: Night Live told a joke. Guys, Saturday Night Live once
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  Speaker 2: did a skit called Bad Idea Genes about these scantily
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  Speaker 2: clad women and the bad decisions they'd make in Bad
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  Speaker 2: Idea Genes. OK, so the cast itself has gone out
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  Speaker 2: there and made these types of jokes because they're jokes,
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  Speaker 2: not hate crimes. And these other losers just trying to
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  Speaker 2: get attention off it should be treated like that.
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  Speaker 1: Good point. Hey, Jimmy Fallon does a great radio show.
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  Speaker 1: It's nine to midnight every weeknight here, nine to midnight.
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  Speaker 1: And it's one of the it's a very big show,
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  Speaker 1: does very well. Are you worried about this tough new competition?
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  Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton has announced she's going to do a podcast now.
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  Speaker 2: I said yesterday, they have this famous podcast, Wait, Wait,
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  Speaker 2: Don't Tell Me. Hillary's just called Wait, Wait, Don't Kill Me.
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  Speaker 2: Not good. That's just a list of people who might
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  Speaker 2: be in trouble this week. I don't know. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what to do with Hillary. Okay, I'll tell you
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  Speaker 2: something about her. She is obviously dealing with an incurable
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  Speaker 2: case of president-itis. She really wants to be president, so
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  Speaker 2: she's become that stray cat that we fed that one
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  Speaker 2: time in 2016 who's never going to go away. And
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  Speaker 2: I know this to be true, Mark. I want you
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  Speaker 2: to really wrap your head around this, everybody listening. Do
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  Speaker 2: you remember two years ago when she gave the speech
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  Speaker 2: that she would have given had she won the presidency?
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  Speaker 2: She did that event with Chelsea where she gave the
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  Speaker 2: speech she would have given if she won. Imagine you
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  Speaker 2: run into your ex-girlfriend from 10 years ago and she
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  Speaker 2: reads the wedding vows she would have read had you
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  Speaker 2: married her. You'd probably run out of the mall for
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  Speaker 2: your own safety, would you not? Yeah. Crazy.
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  Speaker 1: What, uh, As you've probably learned, you know, when you're
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  Speaker 1: on stage, you're doing comedy. It's a performance. But when
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  Speaker 1: you're on the radio, it's intimate. The audience really gets
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  Speaker 1: the real you. Doesn't she have to worry? The real
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  Speaker 1: her is a really annoying cold fish, isn't it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the real her is going to hit the audience
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  Speaker 2: with a speaking thing. She's going to come on the
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  Speaker 2: mic and not say anything until the check clears. You're
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  Speaker 2: going to be sitting there and you're going to hear, um.
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  Speaker 2: um shaking a cup but yeah the warmth is not
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  Speaker 2: going to be there i i i i'm excited to
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  Speaker 2: watch it uh if only because i know it'll be
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  Speaker 2: cringy in a good way like in a fun way
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  Speaker 2: and i'll get some clips out of it for the
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  Speaker 2: monologue which is great uh but for the listener i
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  Speaker 2: don't i really don't know what the deliverable is here um.
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  Speaker 1: Hey did you watch the bruce blakeman kathy hogle debate.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it was good man Uh, he, he just as
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  Speaker 2: a programming note, he's on Fox news Saturday night next weekend. Oh, great. And, uh,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to do a big one-on-one segment where I
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  Speaker 2: talk about him, about my ideas to save the state.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a segment. It's called pump the Blake's where it's,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I'm going to give him my cab driver wisdom.
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  Speaker 2: And he's going to say, if it's a good idea
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  Speaker 2: or we need to pump the Blake's, you know, for Blakeman,
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  Speaker 2: very punny, but I think it's going to be great.
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  Speaker 2: And I think the debate was great. Because the line
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  Speaker 2: of the night, you know, with Hochul is he kept saying,
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  Speaker 2: you know, whatever she tried to bring, you know, well,
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  Speaker 2: he's just hanging out with Trump. And he's like, hey,
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  Speaker 2: Trump didn't raise my utility bill 48 different times. You did.
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  Speaker 2: And it's true. She has no policy defense for anything.
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  Speaker 1: So that's great. You have Blakeman on now. Hochul might
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  Speaker 1: demand equal time. She's not exactly someone who would light
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  Speaker 1: up a comedy show.
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  Speaker 2: Is she?
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  Speaker 3: Ha!
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  Speaker 2: Hochul is only the governor because she was the only
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  Speaker 2: woman in Albany that was too annoying for Cuomo to
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  Speaker 2: hit on. Okay? He didn't want to put up with
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  Speaker 2: her on a date. Otherwise, she would have been in
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  Speaker 2: one of those Me Too's or something and got out
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  Speaker 2: of there with a job and a payday. But she's
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  Speaker 2: the worst, man. And she's such a Montani enabler.
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  Speaker 3: And it's just been so disastrous for the state. God,
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  Speaker 3: I hope he wins, man. Yeah, she's depending on Mamdani
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  Speaker 3: for a lot of support and help. But did you
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  Speaker 3: notice in the debate, Blakeman at one point really went
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  Speaker 3: after Mamdani. He called him everything in the world. And
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  Speaker 3: then when they went to Hochul, she didn't defend him.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you think Mamdani must have been watching that and
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  Speaker 3: getting very annoyed at her?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he probably also knows that at this point
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  Speaker 2: in an election cycle, they try to have it both ways.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, you know, that Hassan Piker loser? is allowing
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  Speaker 2: Abdul Al-Said to refer to him as a Twitch streamer
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  Speaker 2: from California. You know, they're obviously more than that. They've
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  Speaker 2: done about 25 events together. You know, that's like me
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  Speaker 2: referring to my wife suddenly as a farm girl from Ohio.
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  Speaker 2: You know, that farm girl from Ohio. She's like, you
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  Speaker 2: mean wife. That's how they do it.
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  Speaker 1: Mamdani and the city council want to get rid of
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  Speaker 1: all the horse carriages in Central Park. Is that good
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  Speaker 1: or bad? Don't we need to listen, man?
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  Speaker 2: I go, I go both ways on this. Obviously you
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  Speaker 2: want to do something safe for the horses. I felt
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  Speaker 2: like they had made a big improvement on that by
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  Speaker 2: limiting them to that area. But you know, he's always
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  Speaker 2: looking for the superficial win. Because that's all you really
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  Speaker 2: can do. Like we went from free buses to now
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  Speaker 2: you can't even get around on a horse. You know,
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  Speaker 2: he's taking us backwards in time. So and one of
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  Speaker 2: the reasons why is because, as you know, he can't
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  Speaker 2: really follow through on any of the other dopey things
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  Speaker 2: he ran on. So he spends a lot of his
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  Speaker 2: days demonizing things that are aesthetic. You know, that's what
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  Speaker 2: this is. It's, you know, and it's no different than like,
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  Speaker 2: remember the 4th of July when he sat on the
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  Speaker 2: wrong side of George Washington's desk and bashed America? I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: for a guy who moved to America 10 years ago
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  Speaker 2: to be mayor of the biggest city we have, it's
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  Speaker 2: obviously a pretty tolerant place. You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 2: But he's such a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a horse carriage, that's pretty green energy, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: You think he'd be for that. That's as green as.
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  Speaker 2: You can get. That's another good point. You know, you're
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  Speaker 2: right about that. The emission's got to be better than
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  Speaker 2: all of those buses he's hitting us with, right?
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  Speaker 1: Well, on the other hand, the horse emission is, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Jimmy Fail is on 9
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  Speaker 1: to midnight every weeknight here on WOR. What do you
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  Speaker 1: got for tonight's show?
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, Dean Cain, who used to play Superman. He's going
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  Speaker 2: to be in the studio yucking it up. And, you know,
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  Speaker 2: he's as a conservative in Hollywood, obviously like a unicorn.
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  Speaker 2: He's like a, you know, a straight guy at an
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  Speaker 2: Ed Sheeran concert. And we're going to have some fun
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  Speaker 2: with him and talk about the state of politics and
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  Speaker 2: obviously Metallica telling everybody to shut up and sing their
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  Speaker 2: songs instead of giving us political lectures.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it'll be good. So nine to midnight tonight, listen
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  Speaker 1: to Jimmy Fallon and then make sure you watch him
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  Speaker 1: Saturday nights, 10 o'clock Fox News Channel. And you could
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  Speaker 1: actually be in the studio audience. Where do they go
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  Speaker 1: to get the tickets?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, the tickets are free at foxacrossamerica.com. Come hang out.
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  Speaker 2: You'll meet all the Fox people. It's a good hang.
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  Speaker 2: Last week, we had Chris Hansen on from 8-Line, the
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  Speaker 2: Catcher Predator. Yeah, it was fun, man. We got a
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  Speaker 2: lot of great guests coming up. So if you want
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  Speaker 2: to be in the studio, foxacrossamerica.com. They're free tickets. We'll
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  Speaker 2: hang out. You know, you get to pet me if
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  Speaker 2: you sit in the front row of the SeaWorld. You
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  Speaker 2: can touch the animals. It's going to be great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so go to foxacrossamerica.com. Listen to Jimmy Fela tonight,
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  Speaker 1: 9 to midnight. Excellent, as always, Jimmy Fela. Thanks for
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  Speaker 1: being with us. Take care. Hey, and don't forget, coming
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  Speaker 1: up at noon, Buck and Clay. What a great show
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  Speaker 1: they do every day. And then you've got the most
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  Speaker 1: listened to radio show in America, Sean Hannity, 3 o'clock.
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  Speaker 1: You've got Jesse Kelly at 6. And as we said,
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  Speaker 1: Jimmy Fela at 9 on 710WOR.