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Sooo… about last night…. 🤪 · An ASMR Practice

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Fabulous good morning y'all um.
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: Being unemployed has never been easier like I found free
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: parking okay so we're gonna tell the story about last night.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: A little bit it's like.
• 0:18
  Speaker 3: I um.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: I tried to get a hotel and the elves were
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: literally tricking me I'm gonna open up a banana I
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: just got this banana for free I don't think I've
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: had a proper fruit in a while. Saw a banana,
• 0:38
  Speaker 2: I was like, hell yeah, boy, that sounds like breakfast.
• 0:42
  Speaker 4: Got a coffee.
• 0:45
  Speaker 2: Half decaf, half regular.
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: Because I don't want to be tweaking out very much.
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: I wonder if I have headphones. I feel like I
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: probably don't.
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: I found a, I got gifted a cigarillo. Berry flavored.
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: So that's pretty exciting.
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: I haven't, I don't think, I mean, I used to
• 1:15
  Speaker 2: smoke like black and wilds.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, I know that's like super trashy, but. Yeah, so
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: the story about last night. I tried to get a hotel.
• 1:27
  Speaker 1: They were tricking me.
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: And my dad used to always try to like negotiate with.
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: The front desk person. And I've always wanted to try.
• 1:39
  Speaker 2: You know? And I don't think I did a very
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: good job because I think I probably should have had
• 1:43
  Speaker 2: a reservation and then tried to talk them into giving
• 1:45
  Speaker 2: me a better room.
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: But ultimately.
• 1:49
  Speaker 2: Dude was talking about, like, phantoms. He was like, yeah, there's, like,
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: phantom rooms in the system that it'll, like, let you
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: book it online.
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: Well, no, see, this was before....
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: First I just walked in without a reservation I was
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: like I heard that maybe I don't need a.
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: Reservation and he was like let me look and he was.
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: Like no we're all booked and I was like damn
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: damn boy so I left I went to the park
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: I felt uneasy at the park I realized I was
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: hungry I scoped out my options. I found a tiki
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: restaurant with the reason it appealed to me. The reason
• 2:47
  Speaker 2: it appealed to me is because it was named.
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: The same name as the comedian. A comedian that parted
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: the Red Sea for me. I might have already talked
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: about this.
• 3:10
  Speaker 2: He parted the crowd of comedians for me.
• 3:12
  Speaker 1: He saw me.
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: He looked like we knew each other. I've never seen
• 3:17
  Speaker 2: this guy in my life.
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: I don't think.
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: I saw him again later on Dixon Street.
• 3:23
  Speaker 1: He was like... He was seemingly unhoused?
• 3:32
  Speaker 2: Question mark?
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: He was seemingly, I mean, he looked like he was
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: having fun, though. Sometimes they'd be having fun. The unhoused.
• 3:43
  Speaker 1: Sometimes they'd be helping me out as well. So I'm
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: rocking with them. I think it's funny. I was walking
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: with one of these people.
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he's unhoused. I guess I don't
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: technically know, but it sort of seemed that way. And
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: then there were other people that kind of sort of
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: seemed unhoused, like, coming up to him.
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: And it's just funny, like, the kind of.
• 4:11
  Speaker 1: The beefs. Like, I could see the.
• 4:16
  Speaker 1: And he was warning me. He was like, see this guy?
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: You don't want to talk to this guy.
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: This is what guys do. They're always like, just don't
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: talk to this other guy. So I went to the
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: tiki bar and... I like stood at the bar for
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: a second. But the bartender was like busy. She was
• 4:31
  Speaker 2: literally busy.
• 4:32
  Speaker 1: And I was just like. I was like.
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: I don't even want to drink really. And I really
• 4:36
  Speaker 2: don't want to eat bar food either. And then I noticed.
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: Because this is the kind of thing I noticed. That
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: there was like a runway.
• 4:43
  Speaker 4: Like a.
• 4:45
  Speaker 3: To a.
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: Like a pier. It was lit up. Like a. Kind
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: of like a. Airplane kind of situation. What do you
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: call this?
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: And.
• 5:01
  Speaker 1: So I'm, like, walking down the runway. I'm, like, feeling myself. I'm, like, okay. Like, okay,
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: it's not too hot.
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: I was worried coming to Florida it was going to
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: be way too hot. And, like, technically, like, there's supposed
• 5:11
  Speaker 2: to be a hurricane happening or something.
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 5:17
  Speaker 1: I keep hearing about this hurricane. And don't get me wrong,
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: there's some debris around, but.
• 5:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not seeing it. I'm really not seeing it.
• 5:27
  Speaker 2: Um.
• 5:31
  Speaker 2: And so I met these guys who do, like, tree
• 5:36
  Speaker 2: maintenance or something.
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: And they were very handsome.
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: And.
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: I just, like, immediately, like, hit it off, kind of,
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: with the younger one. He's, like, two years older than me.
• 5:57
  Speaker 3: And.
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they just, like, took care of me all night.
• 6:00
  Speaker 5: Like, his.
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: his boss slash uncle was, like, taking care of us.
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: And I got to hang out with all of them and, like,
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: chat a little bit. It was super cute.
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, okay. Not me finding a literal
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: family in my first night. And a little crush. Okay.
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: And so, yeah.
• 6:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: Hung out with his people a little bit.
• 6:32
  Speaker 2: And then I wanted to go walk on the beach,
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: and men just do not want to do this.
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: Ever, like.
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: They're pissing me off in the biggest way. And I
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: tried to insist, you know, all the girls in my,
• 6:46
  Speaker 2: all the women in my life are like, you gotta just,
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: you gotta just beat men. You gotta beat them into submission.
• 6:55
  Speaker 2: And I'm just like, I don't want to be the dom. Yeah.
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be the dog. Please. Please.
• 7:03
  Speaker 1: Why can't they, I mean, why can't I ask gently
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: and they listen? That's all I want to know. So
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: I was like, let's go walk on the beach.
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: And we did not do that. And he explained it later.
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: He was like, which is ridiculous. Because he was like
• 7:22
  Speaker 2: feeling guilt. He was like, we never found a restaurant.
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: We got distracted, okay? We literally got distracted. We never
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: found a restaurant. And he was like, I.
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: Always provide for women. And I was like, well, that's
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: funny because you literally didn't. But it was all good.
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: I ate like, I ate their scraps. They had some coleslaw.
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: They didn't even touch the fucking coleslaw. I was like,
• 7:45
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with coleslaw. I'm eating this. Can I have this?
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: All I want is coleslaw. They were like, yeah, eat
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: the shrimp. I was like, I don't like shrimp.
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: I literally don't even like shrimp and I don't really
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: want fries. I've had fries way too much.
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: Eat the coleslaw. I maybe ate a couple fries. Now
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: I'm eating a banana. There's an orange here, too.
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: I almost didn't grab the orange at first, but I'm, like,
• 8:13
  Speaker 2: feeling like a pirate, so I'm trying to avoid getting scurvy,
• 8:15
  Speaker 2: I guess.
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, we got distracted.
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: We're, like, trying to find somewhere to go, and everything's closed. Like, literally,
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: everything's closed. I mean, we're having a fun time trying,
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: but it's, like, everything's closed.
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants us. I guess we were looking shady. And so....
• 8:54
  Speaker 4: Then what?
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: Then we just went.
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: Back to where, like, his family was. And there were
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: some very drunk guys there. One of them gave me
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: like a quarter of his burger, his water burger. They
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: were very sweet. They all just kept offering me cigs.
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, this is too many cigs, guys.
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: This is literally too many cigs. And they were all menthol.
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, how are they all menthol? It's like,
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: because I swear, I was being offered cigs a couple
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: days ago, and they were all not menthol.
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: And then I, like, low-key prayed to God. I was like,
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: can we get some fucking menthol on this bitch? And
• 9:42
  Speaker 2: now it's like I was offered, like, eight. Okay, eight is, like,
• 9:46
  Speaker 2: so dramatic. Let's say four.
• 9:48
  Speaker 1: Four different brands of menthol. A Newport. I never had
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: a Newport before. You know. I know a pretty racist
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: term to refer to these as. I didn't come up
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: with it. But I have heard it.
• 10:11
  Speaker 4: Which I'm not.
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: But I don't know.
• 10:16
  Speaker 2: It's kind of like a parental advisory sticker, you know.
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: It's like It kind of just makes it cooler in
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: a way. God, I want to swim in this pool
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: so fucking bad.
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: I'm sure I could get away with it for an
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: amount of time.
• 10:33
  Speaker 6: I don't know what the consequences are going to be
• 10:35
  Speaker 6: if I get caught. But then I'm like, what if
• 10:38
  Speaker 6: I don't get caught? And then I'm like, I could
• 10:39
  Speaker 6: probably just go literally ask. I wish my dad was here.
• 10:43
  Speaker 6: My dad could fucking.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: Get me a pass and not pay anything.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: He was so good at this.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: He would, like, so what me and my dad would
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: do is we would literally show up to, like, sporting
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: events with no tickets. And he would find a way to, like,
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: swindle the gatekeeper into letting us in.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, nothing serious.
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: Like, college baseball primarily. And I feel like basketball, he would, like,
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: negotiate with the scalper.
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not really trying to.
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: Go to a sports game right now.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: So this is, like, irrelevant anyways.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: But it's just a story, a quick story about my dad. And, like,
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: with hotels, I swear he could always get, like, the
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: room upgraded because he always wanted, like, a balcony, like,
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: on top or near the top. So he would, like,
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: pay for the cheapest one, and somehow he would riz
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: his way to the freaking top.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: That's man right there. All right, I'm gonna go on
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: a walk.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: This coffee, I put like five sugars in it and
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: it's not sweet enough. I think that the raw sugar
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: sometimes like doesn't get right.
• 11:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna make.
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: My own business card.
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Wish I had honey.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, so then what happened?
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: The best part?
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, so then we did end up going to the beach. Okay,
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: actually what happened is I thought.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: He Irish exited on me.
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: I assumed very quickly that he was just like, it
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: was like all the guys, all the drunk guys, like
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: just I went to go, like, give a voice memo
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: to my bestie abroad.
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: Or not abroad, but in freaking Texas.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: I was hitting up my Texas bestie via voice memo
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: to tell her about the fact that my car got
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: fucked up. And just kind of, like, you know... Because
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: they were talking boy stuff anyways, and I was like...
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, I gotta talk to my girl. Like,
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: this is kind of boring me.
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Um.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: And I'm not trying to be a bitch. I'm not
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: trying to steer the boat. I'm really not. I've been
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: steering the boat for too damn long.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: I'm burnt out. I'm literally burnt out.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: And so I come back. And we're talking for a
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: little bit longer.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like as I'm coming back, they're, like, dispersing. They're, like,
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: just dispersing.
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: And my guy goes into his place. And I don't
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: really feel, like, comfortable enough. Because it's, like, his whole
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: family's in there. Like, his whole family's in there. So
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: I don't really, like, feel comfortable.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Enough, like, knocking on the door.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: And ultimately, I think I was a little bit relieved that... Like,
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: I was kind of like.
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just gonna go to the beach by myself.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: That's what I wanted to do anyways. And then I
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: got freaking distracted by this boy. And so I'm walking
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: to the beach and I'm just, like, talking to my god,
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I'm, like, screaming into the freaking wind.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: And it's like.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: God.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I believe in God. The universe, whatever,
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: they threw me a bone, okay?
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: I'm just, like, screaming and crying, and, like, this is
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: sort of a nightly occurrence for me. Because I had
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: high hopes for this, but then, yeah, I was getting
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: the vibe that it was going downhill.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: I could tell, and I think I understood it.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Better this morning. We just, you know, like, lied together
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: in sort of like an outdoor kind of setting.
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: And....
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: But anyways, okay, let's stay in order. I am screaming
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: at this guy, quite literally.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: And, uh....
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: And then he calls and he's like, where did you go?
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: I'm literally just being impatient and assuming the worst.
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: He's like, where did you go?
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: And so he met, he met me or actually I
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: had to go find him because he could not understand
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: my directions.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: And that's literally fine.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: It's literally fine.
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: So I went and found him. I was like running.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: I'm like running, running, running to go find him. So
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: he doesn't get more lost. and i found him and then.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: He said you know he like insists.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: I wear his flip-flops so i don't step on like
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: a heroin needle i'm like boy okay paranoia agent so
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: i just agreed because i was like whatever and then.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: We uh.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: I thought it was so freaking cute I thought it
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: was so freaking cute. So I have this, like, Japanese
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: kind of style. I think it's called, like, a shikibutan in.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: The back of my car.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Like, so, you know, if I'm doing, like, a long
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: road trip, I can just take a little nappy if
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: I need to.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: And so I told him. And he was like, oh, let's... Or.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was my idea.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: I think it was my idea.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: And I was fully anticipating that he was not going
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: to be down for this because, you know, I.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: Because I'm holding him.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming he's like every other guy. He's essentially what
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: it is. And I think guys really lack spontaneity in
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: a big way. And it's often very frustrating for me.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: And he was, like, so open-minded. I was like, okay,
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I have this cheeky bouton. I was like, we could
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: just take it to, like, the pier where we met. And, like,
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: it would probably be pretty cool over there, like, temperature-wise. And, like,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: the sky is completely clear. It's, like, not going to rain.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: And so, you know, my car is an absolute mess.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I got it a little better today.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: But, oh, my God. It was so bad. But we just, like,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: swept all my stuff off. And he, like, carries it.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: He carries the whole thing over there.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: And I was just like, wow. How simple. How simple
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: is this? I just asked for something, and he just
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: did it. Like, he didn't really ask any questions.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I did tell him.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to need you to, like,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: kind of back up and give me space while I
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: move my stuff. Because, like, this, I get stressed when,
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: because I feel like I low-key have, like, I feel
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: like trauma is so dramatic. But men and their cleanliness
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: stresses me out a lot. And it's not necessarily that
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I got that vibe from this guy. But it's, like,
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: I guess I was probably feeling ashamed of how dirty
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: my stuff was.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: And out of order.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: And it.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Just didn't even make any sense. Like, there was no
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: sense to be had. And so, yeah. He carried the
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: whole thing. And I'm just, like, following with, like, a blanket. Like.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: And it was very.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: It was very cute.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: It was very romantic.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: And I.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I think the thing I. Came to understand about Min.
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Is like. You know.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: He was very. Frightenable.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: Like.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Cause someone came. And saw us there. And he. He
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: like immediately. He like jumped up.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: To like.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Be standing. And I'm sort of just like.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Laying there. I'm like.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: Why are you jumping up? I was like, I thought
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: we were going to bed. I was like, can we
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: please go to sleep? What the actual fuck?
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: And the guy like, the guy that walked up on us,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: he saw us and he walked away.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: He said, sorry guys, and walked away. And the guy
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: like jumps up and follows him.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: And he's like, I don't know I don't know exactly
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: what he's doing but I'm I was thinking like he
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: said sorry like can we just go to sleep I'm
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: so freaking tired I'm literally so freaking tired but then
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: he was all like antsy and he like could not
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: relax and then he was like, okay, I'm just gonna
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: go back to my place, and I was like, okay,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: so you're gonna leave me here, that's fine, ultimately, I
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: was like, whatever, I don't care, if they kill me, fine,
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: and so I was just, I was gonna sleep there alone,
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: so he, like, walks all the way back, and he
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: comes back to me with his, like, tail between his legs,
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: he's like, he's like, I don't have my key, I
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: can't get in, and I was like, well, you could
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: probably go to the front desk. He's like, I don't
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: have my ID.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: And it's not in my name. I was like, oh boy.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: And so I was like, what do you want to do?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I'm open-minded. I will help you. What do you want
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: to do?
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Come here. What's going on, gay? That's all I know.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: So....
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: It's fun.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: It's a fun time.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: This orange is extremely hard to peel. This is not
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: a right... This is not good. And so he didn't
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: want to sleep there anymore. I guess the guy is
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: walking up on us, like, really scared him or something.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he was scared or... He said...
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: he was like, I forgot we were in public. He
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: was like, I was having such a nice time, I
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: forgot we were in public. I was like, uh, don't
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: know what to say to that.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't forget.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: I was pretty aware we were in public, and I
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: wasn't really worried about it.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Um, so, what else? What else?
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, and then in the morning, too, like, Someone
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: was knocking on a door nearby. And we're still, like, we're, like,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: in my car, basically. Like, we just put the mattress
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: back in my car. And whatever.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: We made it work.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: And, yeah, he kept, like, anytime there was a sound,
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: he was, like, he was, like, like, jumping up and stuff. Which,
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: it's funny, because I was like this. I had an
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: ex that I was like this with. And he was
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: always just sleeping through it. And I was always the
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: one freaking out. Like when we were like car camping.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: And I definitely like. It was interesting to be on
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: the other.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Side of it. Of the dynamic. Because. Yeah.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Normally.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Normally I was the one freaking out. And I was
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: feeling pissed. Because like. My partner was not like. Caring.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: About the fact that I didn't feel safe. Like. Because
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I would.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I would try to insist. I would try to insist.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: But honestly.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I'm just not a very domineering kind of person.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be.
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: Like.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I just genuinely don't want to be. Okay.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: How do I open this orange? I'm still working on
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: the orange. That's why I don't eat oranges.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: It's like way too much work.
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Um.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not a domineering kind of person.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I used to be. Now I'm tired.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: I don't remember what I was saying.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, but I just understood, like, the annoyingness of it.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: because he kept, like, jumping up, and I just kept
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: feeling like, oh my fucking god, like, can I please sleep, please,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: and I, like, kept, you know, I was trying to
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: offer him things to, like, suit him, and I just
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: didn't understand, because my thing with my ex was that
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: he would pick, like, clearly illegal places to be doing this,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: and it's like, this was not that, this was a,
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: this was a free, like, parking situation, like, I felt
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: good about it, which is why I was not feeling skittish.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Because this is.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Like, when I have car cams with guys. Like, they
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: want to break the fucking law. They literally want to
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: break the fucking law and, like, gamble whether or not they're.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Going to get caught.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: Me?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I'm down to obey the law.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: As it pertains to, like, me getting a good night's sleep.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: What the heck?
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: And so in the morning, like, they were knocking nearby on, like,
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: a door. Somebody was knocking.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: He, like, jumps up. He's like, I gotta go right now.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, what?
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: And then I think he realized. I'm pretty sure they
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: were talking about him. I mean, I don't know. I
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: hate to assume that, but they were talking about a
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: man of his ethnicity and stature.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: And then he sort of gestured with his hand.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: He was like, oh, I'll go see them in a second.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Because they were looking for him. They were like, where
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: did he go? But I think at first he was like.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know, raring to go, as.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Somebody would put it. Yeah. He kind of settled down.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: We were like talking a little bit.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: But.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: He was a good guy. I liked him. It was
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: so funny. He kept asking me like over and over
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: and over. He's like, you have my number, right? You
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: have my number, right? You have my number, right? I
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: was like, yep. Yep.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: I do. I do.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: We'll see if he ever hits me up.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: He left his flip-flops in my car.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: So I'm hoping... I saw the flip-flops. I was like, oh,
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: do I stay here another night? Oh, I'm not sure.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: And, uh....
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I saw his flip-flops in my car and I was like, okay,
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: I'm at least gonna try so I can give him
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: his flip-flops. Frankly... I don't need any more shit in
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: my car. And I could just leave them outside of
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: his door, but then I was like, if someone takes them, then....
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: That's not good. That's literally not good. But yeah. Very
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: magical night. Once we got to the beach, it was like.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Every memory I have was like a guy at a
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: body of water....
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: That's, like, not my dad.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Okay, no, I have one good memory with a guy
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: next to a body of water, and that was in Miami.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Right after they had won the Super Bowl with a
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: guy from, I want to say, like, Daytona area. We were,
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: our real journey was to Key West. he's just like
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: a fisher guy he like loves fishing so we're like
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: stopping every now and then to like fish aka i'm
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: just like i don't know twirling around and looking for
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: like cool rocks he's fishing and i don't even think
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: he tried to even i don't know he maybe tried
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: to get me to fish and i was just like
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: nah it's funny when i met these guys they were
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: fishing Florida is like a fishing place. But yeah, in Miami,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: this guy didn't really drink super much. So he had
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: like one beer and he was feeling like kind of good.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: And there was a playground, like an adult-sized playground next
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: to the ocean. after we had our beers and we're
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: like playing on the playground it's pretty fun yeah I
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: remember like I was pretty young and like stupid at
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: the time and I was like I was feeling very
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: in love with him as we were like on the
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: playground and then we like went to the beach and
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: we're just like kind of like.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Twirling and like.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: You know just just hey Siri play drunk in love
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: by Beyonce it's just literally that Hey.
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: Siri, play Lavender.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Haze by Taylor Swift. It's just literally that. It's just
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: like when you're just lobotomized with a guy.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: It's like awesome. And I will say I did not
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: feel that necessarily last night Which is kind of good.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I honestly feel like it's like a sign that I'm
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: like maturing.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Like my frontal lobe is like finishing or something. And
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: I'm not like just being crazy.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not like, I'm not lobotomized. I'm not lobotomized. I
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: feel very like pretty sensible.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: I felt like he was lobotomized to be honest. And
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: so that's my fear is that now Now it's gonna
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: switch and now the guys are gonna be like that.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna be like the adult. Like what the fuck,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I don't want this. And I'm thinking like what, we're
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: both gonna be adults?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: But it was still fun actually.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: I was feeling very mature.
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: Hope this door doesn't lock me out, that would be
• 30:59
  Speaker 5: pretty bad. Yeah, I guess I kind of maybe.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: A little bit, I felt like his parent... I felt
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: like his parent that.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: And, like, he was trying to, like, prove he was
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: a man to me.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: And I was, like, not questioning it, really. Like.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: And, like.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: He kept, like, talking bad about himself. And, like, the
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: people of his ethnicity.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: And I was, like... I don't know what I'm supposed
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: to do in these situations.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: Because I don't feel that way about his people. I've
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: known several good ones. I've really only known good ones.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever really known bad ones. And
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: I've seen this as a trend where they do this,
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: where they talk bad about themselves. And I'm like, I
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: don't know if they're trying to garner pity or sympathy.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: For me or something. Or if they really believe, because there.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Were some things he kept repeating over and over and over.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: And I was like, it was making me sad. And
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I could tell it was making him sad. Like, why
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: are you speaking that into existence, bro? I was trying
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: to fight him on it. And he just kept fighting
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: me back. Like, insisting negative things about himself. And ultimately,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: I think I decided, I was like, this is probably
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: not as deep as I'm taking it.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Like, he's probably.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Trying to be funny.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: And I'm just not letting the joke pass.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Because it isn't funny to me. Like, it kind of
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: just seems racist.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: And not in, like, a bad way.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Like, not in, like, an I'm mad at him kind
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: of way. But in, like, a why are you talking
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: about yourself like that kind of way.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: You're literally so handsome and charming. And I'm literally having fun.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: And you're not stupid.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Like, you're literally smart. I think.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: I mean, you lost your key and your ID, so.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: But I think that's more of, like, an alcohol problem
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: than anything. And we've all been there.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: We've all been there. Forgetful.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: He's a little forgetful.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: And so am I.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: So, that's all I know.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Anyways, thanks for checking in, guys.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Mwah.