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Episode #3838 The New Phil Hendrie Show Radio Archive Hour · The World of Phil Hendrie

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  Speaker 1: guys to today's radio Archive hour. And this is a
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  Speaker 1: character named Lloyd Bona fide a guy that I saw
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  Speaker 1: a lot of as a kid. Members of my generation
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  Speaker 1: probably saw a lot of these guys. These were Korean
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  Speaker 1: War veterans, World War II veterans. They were up and
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  Speaker 1: down the street. They were the guys that were telling
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  Speaker 1: you to stay off of their lawn. They were nice
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  Speaker 1: guys in many many instances as well, but they were funny,
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  Speaker 1: kind of cranky sometime guys. And Lloyd was one of
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  Speaker 1: these dudes. And he always had complaints about one thing
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  Speaker 1: or another. He owned a heating and plumbing business in Alhamburg, California.
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  Speaker 1: He was a Navy veteran and his wife is Gladys.
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  Speaker 1: And on the show today he talks about a wedding
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  Speaker 1: gift that he wants back because the wife of the
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  Speaker 1: couple died. And you know he's a veteran, So don't
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  Speaker 1: piss him.
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  Speaker 4: Off, Lloyd.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm just introducing the show. Okay, yes, sir, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and we're talking with Lloyd. He has called us from Alhambra.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Phil Henry Show.
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  Speaker 3: Lloyd.
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  Speaker 1: Helen and Gil Daniels were married over the summer, Is
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  Speaker 1: that correct?
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  Speaker 2: That is correct. Gil met Helen over at one of
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  Speaker 2: our mixers at the Senior Center and they were married.
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  Speaker 2: And may God have mercy on her soul. She passed
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  Speaker 2: on within a month of that.
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  Speaker 3: She died one month after they were married.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, she did. And what we did, and I haven't
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  Speaker 2: heard anybody else say anything.
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  Speaker 3: These are two friends of yours.
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  Speaker 2: We knew both of them independently of each other, and
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  Speaker 2: we're happy to say that we introduced them to each other.
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  Speaker 2: I was so sorry to hear that Helen had an
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  Speaker 2: aneurysm and she died.
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  Speaker 3: Within one month of being married.
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  Speaker 2: Within one month. We had given them a wedding gift.
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  Speaker 2: And this is a kind of an unusual gift. But
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  Speaker 2: he loved Gil liked using these things. It's a Mikita
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  Speaker 2: cordless drill, right, and it had twenty drill bits. It
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  Speaker 2: was a good good thing. He's kind of a.
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  Speaker 1: Handyman, sure, he likes to likes to kind of do
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  Speaker 1: things around the house.
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  Speaker 2: Likes to do as a workshop. But she has passed
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  Speaker 2: on and this has been about five months since she died,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm I'm a little bit of a loss. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what to do right now because I know
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  Speaker 2: he's been through a very serious loss. But the spring
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  Speaker 2: is coming up and I want to put shelves up
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  Speaker 2: in the den because I've got my presidential coins at
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  Speaker 2: Gladys has the precious moment figurines.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what those are? Is that these are
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  Speaker 3: just things that you guys collect.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's great.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little well what are what are you at
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  Speaker 1: a loss over? Because when you called.
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  Speaker 2: Well over is that standard procedure is? And you've been
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  Speaker 2: asked around? Etiquette dictates that if a couple doesn't stay
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  Speaker 2: together for six months after being married, they are to
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  Speaker 2: return all the wedding prisons and.
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  Speaker 1: Well, okay, is that some one of those wedding things?
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  Speaker 3: Is that?
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  Speaker 2: Well that my wife, glad Gladys informed me of this,
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  Speaker 2: And of course I don't stay up on these things,
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  Speaker 2: but it's something that women are interested in, and my
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  Speaker 2: wife told me this today. I love and support my
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  Speaker 2: wife very deeply. I know she wouldn't lie, but.
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  Speaker 1: That is okay, So what the standard operating procedure is
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  Speaker 1: if a couple gets married and they're not together for
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  Speaker 1: six months, they're supposed to return the presence.
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  Speaker 2: That is that is my understanding yet.
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  Speaker 1: But this man's this man's wife died. It's not like
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  Speaker 1: they got a divorce. She died within a month of
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  Speaker 1: an aneurysm.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, it doesn't make any difference. I asked around, and
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't make any difference. If the couple doesn't stay
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  Speaker 2: together within six months of being married, then the wedding
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  Speaker 2: presence revert back to the original purchaser. And we've kept
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  Speaker 2: And that's why you should always keep the receipt on
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  Speaker 2: a wedding present, because well.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't it seem a little cynical that one is
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  Speaker 1: keeping the receipt on a wedding present in case the
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  Speaker 1: couple gets a divorce.
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  Speaker 2: Not because they get a divorce, because Gill and Hele
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  Speaker 2: had loved each other very very much. But she died.
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  Speaker 2: And this was a brain aneurysm that happened at the
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  Speaker 2: doctor's office. As a matter of fact, she was over
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  Speaker 2: there for a routine physical and the poor woman literally collapsed.
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  Speaker 2: They said it was a brain a.
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  Speaker 1: Blood clot all right, all right, so the wife died,
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  Speaker 1: and would you please give my condolences, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: I certainly will, okay, But the point is that she
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  Speaker 1: died and they didn't get divorced.
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  Speaker 2: And well, when do I get We need to get
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  Speaker 2: the drill back of it.
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  Speaker 1: So you want to get this drill back. You gave
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  Speaker 1: this to him as a wedding present, and.
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  Speaker 2: Phil, I gave it to him as a wedding present
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  Speaker 2: if his wife stayed alive. If they stayed married, they're
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  Speaker 2: no longer married. And standard operating procedure dictates that if
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  Speaker 2: you are not still married six months after you get married,
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  Speaker 2: why then you're not married and you give the present back.
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  Speaker 2: Now that is it?
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  Speaker 3: Does it? Does any of this seem seem a little
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  Speaker 3: cold hearted to you?
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  Speaker 2: Or no, sir, not any more cold hearted than a
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  Speaker 2: woman should have an engagement ring that's worth the gross
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  Speaker 2: of too much salary. All of these things.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, you know, weddings and marriages have all
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  Speaker 1: of these interesting rules. Well look at hold the line
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  Speaker 1: for just a second, Lloyd, while I give out our number.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry, hold the line for a second
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  Speaker 1: while I give out our number. A.
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  Speaker 3: Lloyd.
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  Speaker 1: You are saying that Gil and Helen had got you know,
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  Speaker 1: she's dead.
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  Speaker 2: She's dead. She died. She died back in October. She
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  Speaker 2: died actually the end of September.
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  Speaker 3: And they were married less than a month.
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  Speaker 2: No, they were married a little over a month.
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  Speaker 1: And so because they weren't married for six months.
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  Speaker 2: Because they're not married for six months, standard operating procedure
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  Speaker 2: and etiquette dictates that you give the wedding presents back. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not Phil.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you have your own drill? You say you're going
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  Speaker 3: to be putting up some shelves.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a I got an old cord drill, but
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  Speaker 2: this is a Makita cordless and I don't think that
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  Speaker 2: I should have to go out and buy a new
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  Speaker 2: drill when there's a perfectly good Mekda cordless with twenty
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  Speaker 2: drill bed sitting at Gil Daniel's garage.
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  Speaker 3: Eric, have you asked him about this?
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  Speaker 2: I have asked, I will ask you. But he should
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  Speaker 2: know this.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he just lost his wife.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, she died in September. And the etiquette, which is
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  Speaker 2: something that everyone should know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if you can talk to him about this and say, Gil,
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  Speaker 1: I want my drill back, and it's been uh well.
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  Speaker 2: But I reminded him of this right after she died.
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  Speaker 3: You're kidding.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you say, I'm kidding?
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  Speaker 3: Right right after she died. You brought up the thing.
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  Speaker 2: Right when she died. Yes, I did, Yes, I did,
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  Speaker 2: mister Hendry. Yeah, I'm not well.
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  Speaker 1: Right after the woman died, you went to the man
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  Speaker 1: and said you haven't been What I.
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  Speaker 2: Said was basically, Gil, I'm so very, very deeply sorry
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  Speaker 2: that Helen's dead, But as you know, you haven't been
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  Speaker 2: married six months, so I believe I'm entitled to get
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  Speaker 2: my drill back. And I said it in the most
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  Speaker 2: tasteful way that I can.
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  Speaker 3: What did he say?
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  Speaker 2: He obviously was in shock over the death of his wife.
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  Speaker 2: He didn't He sort of nodded his head. But I
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  Speaker 2: did my part. Now we have been living with this
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  Speaker 2: situation now for the last several months, and I want
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  Speaker 2: to know when he'll have the common decency to give
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  Speaker 2: me the drill back.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know what, the guy's wife is dead, and
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  Speaker 1: perhaps the shock of this man's wife dying so soon
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  Speaker 1: after they got married is so much that he has
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  Speaker 1: completely forgotten that the etiquette dictates you send a present.
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  Speaker 2: Back, okay, And that's in a lot of ways. Is
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  Speaker 2: what's wrong with our world where people completely forget who
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  Speaker 2: they are and they forget where they are. And I
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  Speaker 2: am sorry about Helen, but I've got to put these
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  Speaker 2: shelves up come springtime because when the summer months arrive,
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  Speaker 2: the wood has begun to contract from all the rains,
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  Speaker 2: it won't so it's a bad time to do any
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  Speaker 2: all improvement.
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  Speaker 3: And hold on, hold on for a minute. Do you
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  Speaker 3: know what this guy's talking about, because I don't know
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  Speaker 3: what he's talking about home improvement.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So the guy his wife, he wants his drill
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  Speaker 1: back from this dude. It was a wedding present to
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  Speaker 1: a man and his wife. The wife died. Etiquette says
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  Speaker 1: that if a couple doesn't stay together for six months
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  Speaker 1: after the marriage, all the wedding presence get returned. He
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  Speaker 1: wants his makita cordless drill returned to him. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think it's got personally. I don't think it has anything
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  Speaker 1: to do with somebody dying. I thought it was just
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  Speaker 1: if they get a divorce. What's he saying, Oh he's
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  Speaker 1: screaming at you. Phil Henry Show.
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  Speaker 2: No, because I can tell you that Emily Post doesn't
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  Speaker 2: matter whether they're divorced or not. Somebody dies, you get
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  Speaker 2: the gift packet.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, Phil Henry Show, Lloyd, I don't know whether
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  Speaker 1: what you're telling me is true or not. You're saying
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  Speaker 1: that if even if the person dies, even if.
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  Speaker 2: There's a death. And I will tell you right now
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  Speaker 2: that we thought the world of Helen and I think
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  Speaker 2: Gill's a terrific guy, but she had the Why do
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  Speaker 2: I get punished because she had an aneurism? I don't
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  Speaker 2: think it's fair and we should get our drill back
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  Speaker 2: because she's dead. Well within the six months timeline has
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  Speaker 2: dictated in standard operating procedure. Now I will tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, we got to take a phone call here,
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  Speaker 1: all right, No, but I wanted to mention. Let me
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  Speaker 1: take a phone call and then get back to your Jackie.
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  Speaker 1: You're on the Phil Henry Show. Hello, Hello, Yes, Hi.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just calling to say that I can't believe what
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  Speaker 5: I'm hearing, whether it's the rule or not. At some
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  Speaker 5: point you got to throw the strange little changing role
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  Speaker 5: of at the window and go with your gun instincts
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  Speaker 5: and common event.
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  Speaker 2: Well, but standard procedure says, if you do stay married
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  Speaker 2: for six months your return, it doesn't matter how you separate.
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  Speaker 5: Well, standard procedure says you got to be a virgin
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  Speaker 5: to mary in white. But you don't always follow that either.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, if these are people you cared about.
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  Speaker 2: Madam, I don't care to discuss your sex life.
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  Speaker 5: If these are people you cared about, I would think
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  Speaker 5: you would be saying to him, maybe we could run
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  Speaker 5: some projects together with this spot, because this must be
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  Speaker 5: a horrible time for you.
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  Speaker 2: Let me expect if I could say something. Phil Helen
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  Speaker 2: had a drinking problem, and it was obvious to all
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  Speaker 2: of us that she was on her way to some
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  Speaker 2: kind of a catastrophe. That's why we only bought the
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  Speaker 2: drill and didn't invest in something a little more expensive.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean what we so? In other words,
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  Speaker 1: she looked like she was going to be dead anyway.
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  Speaker 1: So you bought a cheap drill.
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  Speaker 2: And a Akita twenty standard. That's a cordless Mekita drill.
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  Speaker 2: That's a wonderful gift.
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  Speaker 5: Did you give it as a gift?
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  Speaker 2: Though? We with the understanding that within six months if
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  Speaker 2: her liver gave out or some of the things we
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  Speaker 2: thought would be wrong with her. We, you see, don't
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  Speaker 2: be part of the problem. Man, not to be a
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  Speaker 2: part of the solution. I need the drill back mine broke.
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  Speaker 2: I'm putting up shelves. My wife's precious moment's figurines are
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  Speaker 2: all in the garage.
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  Speaker 5: But what about your precious friends. Don't you care about
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  Speaker 5: the loss that he's been through and that he could
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  Speaker 5: use you as a friend rather than someone that there's
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  Speaker 5: a rule out there somewhere that says that technically he
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  Speaker 5: should give it back. He probably needs a friend to
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  Speaker 5: come and do a project, all right, and he needs
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  Speaker 5: a bird.
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  Speaker 2: He needs a friend. Guess what I need. I need
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  Speaker 2: a drill. You'll see the street goes both ways.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Look, Jackie, thank you very much. What I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting is you thought she would die.
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  Speaker 2: It was those secret at the Senior Center. She had
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  Speaker 2: a drinking problem.
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  Speaker 3: And so therefore you thought she'd die.
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  Speaker 2: We felt that it was a possibility.
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  Speaker 1: And you went out and bought a cheap wedding gift
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  Speaker 1: in case you were going to get it back.
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  Speaker 2: We went out and got a cheap wedding gift because
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  Speaker 2: we did my wife's precious moments, and my presidential coins
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  Speaker 2: are lying flatted boxes right now. They need to be displayed.
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  Speaker 1: And it's just it's the whole thing here about you
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  Speaker 1: and your freaking Yes, she was gonna die, so let's
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  Speaker 1: go buy a cheap gift.
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  Speaker 3: Victoria on the Phil Henry Show. Hello, Hi, yes, bam.
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  Speaker 6: First thing Emily posts nowhere in Emily Post, and I
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  Speaker 6: it number of times does it say gift?
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  Speaker 2: Back when I was in the navy, I read Emily Post,
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  Speaker 2: and I can tell you it's and and young people
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  Speaker 2: should wear knickers. The drill was wrapped in wedding paper.
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  Speaker 2: If you wrap a gift in wedding paper, the rule applies.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no no. When you give a gift to someone,
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  Speaker 6: according to Emily Post, you, according to Emily Post, when
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  Speaker 6: you give a gift, you give a gift that is
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  Speaker 6: not something that you're banking on somebody dropping dead, so
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  Speaker 6: that you can get it back if she, if she
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  Speaker 6: had divorced them, then you have cause for complaint. However,
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  Speaker 6: in this case, sir sir, I've been listening to you.
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  Speaker 6: I hope that you would give me the same consideration
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  Speaker 6: Emily Post, although about something like that, right, Okay, thank you,
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  Speaker 6: all right. Now, if you if you wanted the drill,
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  Speaker 6: you should have bought the drill to yourself and then
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  Speaker 6: bought them something cheaper. The gift that you gave was
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  Speaker 6: a bit very nice gift, actually, But if you're thinking
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  Speaker 6: the gift that you gave was very nice. However, if
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  Speaker 6: you are buying it because you're thinking that you're going
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  Speaker 6: to get it back, that's not really a gift.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 7: Say that again, if you're okay.
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  Speaker 2: Start from the beginning.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean, start from the beginning. The lady
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  Speaker 1: just did a very nice she described.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I'm a United States Navy veteran, mister andry. Please
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  Speaker 2: don't get me angry. Don't get behind.
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  Speaker 6: I don't understand what as.
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  Speaker 2: A veteran of the Korean War nineteen fifty nineteen fifty two.
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  Speaker 2: If you get up into a veteran's face, it's bad.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wait, wait wait wait is this a threat?
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  Speaker 2: Don't I mean? Don't be angry. You wouldn't like me
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  Speaker 2: very much when I get angry.
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  Speaker 6: Well, sir, nobody's really you're you're your proponent. Right now,
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  Speaker 6: I can tell.
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  Speaker 2: You that I did buy the drill for myself. I
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  Speaker 2: was banking on her. The reason why? About the now?
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  Speaker 6: You just said there, you are banking on this woman
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  Speaker 6: to have happened to her?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 2: What with? Oh so all of a sudden, someone planning
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  Speaker 2: for the future is a bad thing.
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  Speaker 7: You were planning for the future.
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  Speaker 6: You're planning for someone's demise. How sick is that?
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  Speaker 2: All I was trying to do is hedch by Bets.
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  Speaker 2: I said, what you.
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  Speaker 6: Did was if you give a gift to someone, it's
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  Speaker 6: a gift. Just like Jackie said before, it very well
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  Speaker 6: about this, If it's okay, is it something that you
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  Speaker 6: are not expecting back? If you weren't expecting it back,
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  Speaker 6: you should have given him a twenty dollars bill and
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  Speaker 6: a card and said see you later. I want to
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  Speaker 6: drink with it.
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  Speaker 2: We'll wait a second. That's that? Isn't that rude? What's
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  Speaker 2: wrong with me? Getting? Look? I took a look. We
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: went over to Gil and Helen's before they got married.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: I took a good long look at her. We were
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: in the kitchen and I said to my wife, what
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: do you think She said, let's go for the drill
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: because we need that.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: What are you and your wife are taking a look
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: at this poor woman is saying she's not going to
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: live out the six months period, so we'll get the
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: gift back.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: And if we were going to get the gift back,
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: why not make it something we'd use.
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: Okay, one word tacky, tacky?
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: What's tacky about?
• 17:10
  Speaker 8: Word tacky?
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Well, one word planning ahead and that ain't even one word.
• 17:17
  Speaker 8: That two words.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I can't hear you, edw's too.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Planning ahead is two words? All right, Look, Victoria, thank
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: you for your call. I'm glad that you had.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: The uh well she had. There was a lot of
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: gobbled ego? Can it?
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: She was quoting Emily Post. I don't know what you
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: want from her? And she was it.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Mister Henry, I'm a United States veteran served in the
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: United States Navy nineteen fifty nineteen fifty two. I'm a
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Korean War veteran. I put my life on the line
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: for this country that I love dearly, and I will
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: not be spoken to by you or any of these
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: blue haired women who seem to think they know all
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: about the Makida standard cordless twenty drill bit drill. Now
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: the only thing they know about drilling, Well, there's a
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: few jokes from the Navy. I could repeat, but sir,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: I won't do that. Well, let me tell you something.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: The last time any one of them did any drilling,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: they had ankles right behind their ears.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: Okay, you said you were going to say anything because
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: you're a gentleman. I am, well you just did. Here
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: is Lucille on a Phil Henry show. Hello, Yes, this
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: is Lucille.
• 18:23
  Speaker 9: Am I aunt?
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: Are you hello?
• 18:27
  Speaker 9: I'll tell you one thing. I am a twenty five
• 18:29
  Speaker 9: year veteran of the Navy. I've never come across us,
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: never mind is stealthy.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Hello?
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: Hello, I can't hear can you hear her?
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: No? Speak up?
• 18:40
  Speaker 9: Please, I am a twenty five year Navy veteran, and
• 18:46
  Speaker 9: I have never come across the person in all my life.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: I'm a Navy veteran. Well so my.
• 18:56
  Speaker 9: Husband of twenty five years, and he's never put up
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: with that.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: Terrible branching the surface that your husband in.
• 19:05
  Speaker 9: She just said her husband and a retired commander from
• 19:08
  Speaker 9: the grouse throughtop and ill mannered selfis arrogant man and
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: a wife.
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: Are you any friends?
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with your horses? Hold your horses? I gave
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: him the drill in the off chance she would die.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I didn't water. I didn't nuts. I didn't want to.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: I hope that she'd live a long time. I told
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Gil before he married her, I don't know how many
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: more miles she's got on her.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: But oh God, you're talking about him.
• 19:39
  Speaker 9: My goodness.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: She looked to me like she all right, can you
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: hear terrible what? You are?
• 19:47
  Speaker 9: A terrible person. God's gonna punish you.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: What's that God's gonna.
• 19:52
  Speaker 9: Place you for being an arrogant old?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Uh?
• 19:56
  Speaker 9: What about would I think you?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Oh? So you called me an asphole? Didn't you know
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I called you? I just heard you call me an ahole? No, yes,
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: you do are a you have you? No, my mind
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: is not as always.
• 20:11
  Speaker 9: Huh, because you're looking at people as deaths.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: A think. Let me tell you something. I don't get
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: that drill back, and I'm going to know the reason why.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: I'm a guy. I'm a United teens, I was in
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: the Navy, I was in the Navy.
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: I'm a sending two year old widow. And I think
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: you're there.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: You didn't do anything to deserve that. You just lived
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: in the guy that you married died.
• 20:39
  Speaker 9: Yes, the beautiful death.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: God won't punish me. I have the Precious Movement's figurines,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: and the President.
• 20:46
  Speaker 9: Have anything to do with that's mysterialistic.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen the Precious Movement figurines? You can
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: get them a nostalgia magazine from the Franklin Mint.
• 20:55
  Speaker 9: But that doesn't matter.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Well, you're a jealouscopers because you don't have any.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, look at are we proving a point here?
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that she doesn't have the Precious Movement figure eines,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Phil Henry show.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Crap and you knowing Look and I'm not going to
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: argue with you off the air about it.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, you respect me for the veteran of the United
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: States Army, I mean the United States Navy that I am.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: That's got nothing to do with you returning. Look at
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: you gave a wedding gift to two people. The wife
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: dies within a month of an aneurysm after their wedding,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: and you're going through Emily Post and finding that if
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: a couple doesn't stay together for the first six months
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: after their marriage, all the wedding gifts get returned.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: It's you better ged believe it, mister, and I have
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: got a lot cleaner mouth, or I use stronger language.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: But Gil can't use the drill, so I don't understand
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: why it doesn't give it back. We can't use it
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: because he has one win, a hand from World War Two.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: He's got severe arthritis in the other. His wife is dead,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: so all of her Italian figurines have been put into storage.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: All he does is sit and watch television. What's he
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: gonna do with it?
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: Good God, almighty?
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: This poor man world War two veteran, and he sits
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: and he's lonely and he watches television.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, what his wife's dead? So all he does
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: is sit and eat the food that meals on wheels
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: breaks him. He's not doing anything. I said, dude, why
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: don't you get why didn't you come out on outside
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: and have a beer or something? He said, oh, go
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: straight to the living hades. So I don't know.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, you know what. Being a friend to him
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: is a nice start.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: But you man talking about this guy sitting there missing
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: his wife. Scott, you're on the Phil Henry Show. Hello, Yes,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: oh you know your car phone up? Hold on you there?
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, I am okay, go ahead, it's a lot better.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: Go on, Yes there, I got a question for this man.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: Can you hear me?
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, this time I can hear you. Can you hear him?
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Mister Bonify? Are you there?
• 22:58
  Speaker 8: Yes, sir, okay, why did you go to the wedding
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: in the first place if you expected this lady to die?
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: We went to the wedding to celebrate the betrothal of
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: two people that we enjoyed very very much. There's nothing
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: unusual about that.
• 23:12
  Speaker 8: No, but you thought that she was gonna die because
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: you bought the jill for yourself.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: We thought that she might have an opportunity of dying. Yes,
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: you know what, lot of people need to understand how
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: these things work. We know their out and spend money.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: I'm a United States Navy veteran, Sir, sir.
• 23:32
  Speaker 8: I'm a United States officer in the Navy.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: You're in the Navy right now? Yes, you guys. What
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: are you guys doing sitting there out and playing rubber
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: ducky in the bathtub?
• 23:43
  Speaker 8: Are you putting down the United States Navy that you?
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you this, the peacetime boys and the
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: wartime boys think there's a little bit of a difference there.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, Can we stop all right talking about whether or
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: not you guys are what what was the point of
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: your call.
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: Here, Scott, I I just couldn't believe that this man
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: would actually.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Call in and are you do you know that you're
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: supposed to give a wedding gift back in the first
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: six months if your wife and you are no longer married.
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: Did you know that you're not supposed to interrupt somebody,
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: because that's not very etiquette either.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Very good point, very very good point, Scott.
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: If you can interrupt me, then I guess he doesn't
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: have to give the drill back to you, does he not.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I have a United States Radia.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: We got that.
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: I don't care if you're not at the United States Marine.
• 24:26
  Speaker 8: That doesn't matter.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not a United States Marine. I'm the guy that
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: gives him a ride in the boat.
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: The issue here is a drill in in what the
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: rule is. It doesn't matter if you're in the Navy.
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: It doesn't matter. If you're a Christian, it just does
• 24:38
  Speaker 8: not matter.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: It doesn't have matter. I don't have much truck with Christians.
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: Well I can tell you're not.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, I wouldn't have much.
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: We're not here to judge people, so we're not gonna
• 24:48
  Speaker 8: talk about that.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Tony's if you ask me all right, get just move
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: on to the whole drill thing.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: You do much drilling, Scott? Yeah, I don't want to
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: answer that one, do you?
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: No, I will answer that question. I do a heck
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: of a lot of drilling. Yes, I do.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, boys or girls?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, if you don't want to grow up and be
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: an adult, I'm hanging up on you.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Huh, sir?
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: How old are you?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Sir? I am sixty nine years of age. I entered
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: the United States Navy I was eighteen years old, and
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: I've probably served this country. And now this son of
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: a bitch you're.
• 25:20
  Speaker 8: Still at the maturity of that eighteen year old. So
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: you didn't grow up too much in the navy.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, this son of a bitch, Gill Daniels, that drill
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: kipe and mother and all right, look at Scott. Thank
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: you so much for your call. I appreciate it. What
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: do you want me to do here? What are you asking?
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I am making a public appeal to Guil Daniels. Give
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: my drill back, give it back, and don't be the
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: sob that you and I both know you really are.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Because I've played this guy in poker, and I've shared
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: more than a couple of belts of Johnny Walker red
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: with him, and he's a miserable piece of garbage. I
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: love him and I love him, dear, I.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Don't even know who he is. I hope that he
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: is listening to this if I drive back or.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: I'll see him on the other side of the river sticks.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: That's a death threat. That's a death threat.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: No, it's just that we'll both die someday and I'll
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: see him over there.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Just man, Pat, you're on the Phil Henry Show. Hello, Pat, Yes,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: go ahead, ma'am.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: I'm just amazed that this man is the most hateful,
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: nasty man I've ever met in my life, or or
• 26:29
  Speaker 7: had the opportunity to listen to.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Emily Post had a good dictates. I don't know how
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: many times you want me to say it, Well, do
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: you have.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Any compassion for a man whose wife has died?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: None? For this gentleman.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Do you have any compassion for a man whose wife
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: is in the ground?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Lloyd and he absolutely.
• 26:46
  Speaker 7: I work with Geriatrix and for this man for anything
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: in the world.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: He's asking me, he's not asking. You must have.
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: Been in the service as a swabby, because an officer
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: would be a gentleman.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: You must have been some kind of a swabi in
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: the navy. What was your rank?
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: I was a chief Petty officer.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: I worked for a living well whatever that is.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: That's a sergeant.
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: Well, sir, apparently you lost your mind when you were
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: a chief petty officer.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: What exactly am I doing wrong? Here?
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: Tell me you're just you're just a very nasty individual.
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: You just have a growth personality. You're you're very selfish,
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: You're very hateful.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Other than that, other than that, you know you promisariously
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: are you single?
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: Am I single? Nurser?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: You know and my and my husband works for Walter
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: Reed Army Hospital, and uh he is a gentleman and
• 27:38
  Speaker 7: he would never do this anyone.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you I'm going over there to bush
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: down his garage door. I'm goodness that what's he doing?
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: The other thing?
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: You'll let's just not have a heart attack when you
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: do that.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what you do when you're go ahead, last
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Daniels could use a little piece.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, where are you going?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: I'm going over to.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: Where you're going?
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Man, I'm going over to girls house.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: You're going to Gil's house?
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: All right? This is garage door right here.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Don't do it, man, I got right here. Hey man,
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna call the cops. I'm calling the cops. If
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: you're busting his garage door down?
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: The the hell are you wing? Can I tell you that?
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Mike? Call it? Call a cop?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Since good damn it?
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: What's your language? What are you doing? Man?
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: I'm running? Why it's dog got out?
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: All right? Look, let's put this creep on hold. His
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: dog got out.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, see he was he busting down the guy's garage
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: door and the dog got out.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: How about that?
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Huh? All right?
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: Look at that nutcase. Do you have his number? You
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: have his return number? Don't you do me a favor?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Don't call the cops, call his house and tell his
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: wife what he's been doing. This guy is trying to
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: bust into his neighbor's garage and get his drill back
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: because the man didn't. He's back, Get him back, get
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: the line back up?
• 29:27
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• 29:33
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