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FEETLOOSE AND A CHEWBACCA - LET ME LICK THOSE FEET! · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madeline.
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Good morning. And over in the left corner I've
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got Mr. PO. Greetings from the Manor.
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All right, kids. So today, do you like violence?
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You know, walk in on one of my sessions speaking British with
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Mandy Candy. She's like, oh, we're on the
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British because she listens to the podcast.
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And she thought it was so funny that I walked in like, hello.
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And this is the type of session we're going to have.
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Huh. Well, Mandy said she misses us.
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I know she looks forward to seeing us and you will be seeing
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her very soon, just two days away.
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We love you, Mandy. She's a good one.
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She's great. Sexy fucking ass.
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You know, I have just become an ass addict.
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I have always loved ass but you know.
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I'm not an advocate for all ass so you know.
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You're an advocate for ass. No, not all ass.
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Oh. Fuck no, it's gonna be perfect.
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It's gonna be a good ass. It's gonna be a little butt, you
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know, Chewbacca shoved in the butt crack.
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You know, like what that white chick girl say.
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Whatever. If you open it up, yeah.
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Make some noise. I know some of me like feel like
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Velcro pulls. Apart.
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Gross. Interesting.
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Very, very interesting. We are sick individuals.
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Yeah, I like the bubble butt. Yeah, yes, a jiggly bubble butt,
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yes. Oh yeah, girl, we're gonna have
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a second jiggly bubble butt. It's the same one.
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Oh yeah, but he's coming again. He's coming again, and he will
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come. Again and again and again.
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And. Again and again, you lucky
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bubble butt you. Yes, he messaged me yesterday
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and he's like, I hope you have a wonderful day.
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I'm like, oh, you too. I am looking forward to that
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session. For real.
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That was going to be a good one. Yeah, he's, he's very, very
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special. Which?
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One are we talking about? We're talking about our slave
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that wants to commit to live and I.
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Hold the soft baby butt. Yeah, OK, OK.
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He's got a :) on his butt. OK, Yep, I'm back with you.
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So. Bubble butt bubble, bubble,
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bubble. Butt bubble butt What?
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What? Impose what?
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Not in your butt. You got a nice cream butt.
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I try. Never say something.
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But we were taking this don't tell me anything, but when we're
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taking pictures here, we tell her I.
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Would say something to you if you had a hairy ass.
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Oh, you, you would say something to me if I had a hairy ass.
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Yeah, I'd be like. Well, yeah, I don't want.
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To look at it. I would expect you to.
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I would. Yeah, not like a degrading way
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of like a hey, you want to make it a little bit more pleasant
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for me? I spent a lot of time back
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there, you know, manscaping and it takes some practice to not
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nip the the three, you know, the.
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Grundle, yeah. The the grundle.
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Not even the grundle. Like you asshole.
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Like when you go on. The wrinkly.
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Stuff. Yeah, it tries to.
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Yeah, I'm just saying I. Spread sound.
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Oh yeah. And things get sucked in.
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You gotta be careful. Well, you know what we'll do
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next summer? All three of us will go get
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laser hair removal on our on our booties and we'll get them
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bleached. I'm, I'm all about it.
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I feel like why do we? Have to wait till summer.
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Well, because that's one post free.
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We don't, you know, doing it during the week spring break.
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And fall break. OK, we can do that.
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Go get your next break. I'm just saying in generalized
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conversation. Do you want it bleached?
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You cool with that? You want a nice pink little
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hole? Yeah, who doesn't?
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OK. We have to look that up and see
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how painful that is. I don't care.
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I know you like pain. Pain.
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No, no, I'm saying like it's, it's a temporary thing for a
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long term effect, OK. I'm with you though, we might do
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some research on that way. Some research on that Poe.
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Please yellow. Yeah, that's the thing.
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Yeah, Yellow. I don't know.
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I don't know if I won't even live through that once.
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Let me tell you, I've had laser done all on different parts of
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my face, a Mexican. And even like the black, the
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light hair that has come through, like the Peach fuzz, I
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don't like it. And so I've gone in, I've had it
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lasered. Well, if it's not dark enough,
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then they have to do the electrolysis.
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They have to literally pull it from the root.
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I can do that. I tweeze mine for fun.
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OK, but when you tweeze it is one thing, but when you do the
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electrolysis part it, it zaps you so hard.
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You can feel it in your jaw and your teeth if it if it hits the
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wrong way. So when I had that laser done,
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they asked me the last time I went in, they're like, do you
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have autoimmune issues? And I said I do.
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And she says, yeah. She said the laser is not
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hitting your skin. It's actually burning your skin
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now. So you have to wait until you're
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not in a flare up to come back. How do you know when you're in a
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flare up? Well it's usually because like
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my face will be extra pink and flush.
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So you have signs? Oh yeah, I have signs, you know,
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swelling of your joints, different things like that that
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are more obvious. But you know, at the time I was
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like, oh, maybe it's not a flare up.
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You don't want to think it's a flare up, right?
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So it's like just go ahead and do it.
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So that's when I went back in and she's like, no, it's really
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just burning your face. And I think I have like 2 more
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treatments to do, but I still have just like one or two little
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hairs, you know, that'll come. But electrolysis is a
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motherfucker. The laser, you know, it'll start
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off and it takes just a few minutes.
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You know, you go in there, she'll put gel on your face and
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it's just like, shoot, you'll have the sunglasses on and it'll
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go zip, ZAP, ZAP, ZAP. And then you can hear and smell.
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Your hair burning? Your hair burning and sizzling.
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You. Know whenever I get waxed down
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there all the blood flow gets pulled to that area.
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Yeah, you like? It I like it at the end it's all
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numb and tingly and swollen so I just want to masturbate or have
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sex. Okay, I'm going to tell you a
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story. I know you love that pain on
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your vagina. I love it you pussy pain slut.
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I love it. But my good friend, she's
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single, she's went through 2 bad marriages and I've known her for
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almost 7 years now and let me tell you, she knows how to pick
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shitty fucking men. Because every time we've got
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together in a situation I'll say let's call her Hilda.
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OK, let's just call her Hilda. I'd hate to.
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Say my ugly name, OK? Come up with another name.
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Hillary. No.
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Then I think of Hillary Clinton. I'm thinking.
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Hillary does. She's hot.
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Oh my gosh. And then I think Hillary, that's
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the name of her plumber. Let's go with Veronica.
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Veronica. Thank you Veronica.
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Sexy. Sultry, Sexy.
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Love it. OK, so my friend Veronica, I
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love it. Veronica has a terrible picker
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in men, bottom line. And when she and I were talking,
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she was just like, so that guy you introduced me to, his name
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was David. So David used to come to the
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dungeon and it was really funny because you know what, You all
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could appreciate this. I know Liv could as a woman, but
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cosmetics are very expensive and his wife was like a top tier
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seller of Mary Kay products. So he was bringing me in a ton
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of Mary Kay products in exchange for a session and I was like
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fuck yes. I'm like give me the toner, the
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buffer, give me this shit. I want the foundation.
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Bartering system here. Yes, I'm like fear complexion.
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Boom. Anyway, he brought in all this
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good shit. It was fabulous.
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But on this note, I said to her, I said, yeah, you know, I've got
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this guy. He's a really nice guy.
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He's retired, he used to be a pilot, really nice guy.
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I said you'll like him and I told him.
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I said hey, you're divorced now you're starting to date.
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Let me help you and I'll set you up with my friend.
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He's like oh that sounds great, blah blah blah.
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All right, so here's the kicker. I don't hear from them for like
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3 days after their supposed date.
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OK? Now Veronica is always getting
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waxed. She's getting her bikini waxed
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once a month. OK.
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And so she thought it would be cool that this guy David, go and
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meet her to get waxed. And I was like, hold on.
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What? Waxing date.
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A waxing date. But here's the catch.
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They didn't go into separate rooms.
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They did not go to separate rooms.
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Instead, they went in the same room.
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And he watched her get waxed first.
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I said, Veronica, baby, honey, honey, baby, listen to me.
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Men love sausage, right? They love sausage.
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Good sausage, Italian sausage, Bratwurst, breakfast sausage,
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you name it. I pose looking at me.
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Like where the fuck is this going?
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You're saying men love sausage and I'm going I like tacos.
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Hear me out, motherfuckers. I'm with you.
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Hear me out, okay, sausage, you have to get, you have to ground
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it, you have to mix it, blend it, toss it up and then you
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stick it into a fucking intestinal sleeve, right?
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It's true. Well, guess what women have to
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do? Women have to get dressed, get
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pretty, fix it all up and then they have to squeeze themselves
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into their fucking tight panties, a nice ass bra and
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pretty ass clothes, right? And I told her, Veronica,
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nobody, no man, they left sausage.
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But they don't want to fucking see that sausage prepared.
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They don't want to see the pig slaughtered.
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They don't want to see it blended up and ground up and
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seasoned in big old vats. They don't want to see that
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shit, just like David did not want to see you at the fucking
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wax place with your pussy spread fucking hairy.
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All of that shit still hanging out from three weeks prior of
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you not getting your trim up. OK, so when David went in there
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and he saw it, it fucking scared the fuck out of him.
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Jesus, what does it look like? Well, you know they're in their
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50s when you're in your 50s. When you're in your 50s, you
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start getting Gray pubic hair. You start getting thinning pubic
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hair. That sounds nice.
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I'm so glad for you. Honestly, I.
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Got thick black hair I don't want I want to be thinner and
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get lighter hair I'm. Cool with that, but I don't want
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Gray pubic hair. Why does it make it look gross?
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Who wants fucking? Well, you like old men and you
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like old men. Patchy white fur and Facey
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facial. Anyway, he's like, he's like
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Mia. I will never go to a wax salon
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and watch some woman get her pussy waxed, he said.
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That was the grossest shit I ever had to watch.
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He thought it was gross. He thought it was gross.
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But I bet if we look at like the kink list, I bet there's a kink
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for watching. Oh yeah.
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There's there. Look it up there you could.
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Look it up, there's not only the porn, but you could look at
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that. I had a guy actually message me,
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he's on my phone and he asked me.
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He said, hey, do you all do waxing?
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I said yeah, we do wax torture. Liv's got a full on wax set and
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she could do it. And he's like, oh, OK, well now
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I know I can schedule with you. I said yes you can but anyway I
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love Veronica but that I told her I said don't ever fucking do
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that on your first date. What, like what the fuck are you
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thinking, girlfriend? Yeah, that's a weird first date.
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That's weird. Like they just met.
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They just met. Don't go into.
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Can you imagine a small little wax room?
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I mean seriously, you know how small those little salons are in
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the little salon rooms? Like oh come on back here,
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here's the wax. OK, I'm going to put it all over
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your hair, pussy. Then I'm going to rip your
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fucking hair out. Yeah, Nobody wants to see that.
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They don't want to see you spread your labia and get all
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that hair up out of your asshole.
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Nobody. It's not very flattering for.
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Them that is not flattering and then you're laying there.
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She's probably got her titty flop in her face.
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Like that's not sexy. Stick with like the couple's
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massage next time, you know, just and.
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If you're going to do that, don't be in the fucking same
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room like. Serious wax, you don't want to
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be moaning, but can't you be in the same?
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Room when they're getting waxed. Oh, I'm thinking of massage.
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I don't know, I'm saying if you're going to get a massage,
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like post that, get a massage. But if you want wax, go and get
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your wax done first in a separate room.
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Meet up with them. Be like, Oh yeah, look at my
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hairless pussy. Hey, you know, don't be like,
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oh, you want to go in there, watch it all go bye bye as they
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RIP it out of my vagina. Fuck that.
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God bless. Anyway, that's what do you need
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to talk about on this episode. I've waxed people like a girls
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but. I'm sure the girl you were
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fucking, yeah. I tried but.
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No, I'm sorry. I didn't even see her vagina and
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I was down there. She kept it covered.
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Well, you know, Mr. Griswold came over one day because he
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wanted his back waxed. And I was like, yeah, you know,
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I got the waxing stuff, we can do it.
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And I did it for him. And it just was sticky, messy.
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And he, he just couldn't take the pain.
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I mean it. He has a lot of fucking back
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hair. So now I think Ellen just kind
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of shaves it off for him. I shaved mine my boyfriend.
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It's not mine. I.
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Was going to say your back hair, but we got back.
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We know you can't have back hair.
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All right, because I keep it short.
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Live Tell our audience about your session yesterday and how
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odd that little man was. Well, at first I thought he was
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gay, but he kept saying he was married.
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But then I didn't see a ring. I was like, where's your ring?
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It hurts. OK, let me move on if I want.
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It's my boob. I I'm not, I was looking at you
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for the subject. My brow's not really on.
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He said he was in defeat, or you told me he was in defeat.
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Mine jiggle Morning. Well OK, so so I did the intro
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with him, the introduction. I sat there with him.
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He said that he likes stinky feet and I would.
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Be in the shower. With a little dirt on his feet.
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Yeah. You went and got in the shower
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like 10 minutes before he's supposed to be here.
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I didn't. I was supposed to be 1 stinky
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feet. I was going to rub my feet, make
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him soft. I was going to use that thing.
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And I told Paul, I said, are you telling me your Dom is up there
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in the shower? He's like, I plead the 5th.
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I can't tell in my Dom. I'm like you pussy, Is she in?
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The fucking. Shower.
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Why would I take not take a shower though?
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Well, because he likes feet. He likes stinky feet.
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We never. Get anybody I didn't know his
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stinky. Feet when they say feet though.
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We've never gotten a guy that half the time he doesn't want
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fucking stench on your feet. We've got guys that just want to
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lick and suck your toes and never really about.
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I only have one stinky feet guy and he kept I come in and he
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said, well, your hair was wet. So I thought there was a
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miscommunication. Yes, there was.
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But I get I did a lot of electrical play with him,
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wrapped him with the rope, use the rope as my conductor and it
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like like would light up green, It would light about maybe like
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this much he'd be like of sparking.
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It's awesome. It was cool.
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I don't know how much of his body was affected when I was
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doing it, but I could see the lines.
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But it was pretty cool. So me, whenever we were trying
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out, the rope is very rough. Yeah, you know, scratchy.
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So as you intensify the electricity it the rope just
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felt like it got more and more scratchy.
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So it was. Does it affect the whole?
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Rope. Yeah, the whole, I mean the
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whole rope has copper. But thing does it affect Like
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when I hit one part of the rope does it affect the?
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Whole rope. As far as I mean, as far as
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what, what was around me, all of it.
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OK, we're gonna try that again, OK, But he was, I was getting, I
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was had him laid on the ground. I was zapping him anytime he
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twitched 'cause he was twitching a lot.
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So like got a little bitch, made him ZAP again and of course
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twitch again. And I shoved my feet in his face
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and then wrap the leash around my leg to hold his face to my
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foot. But then he was like halfway
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through. He's like, do you think we can
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walk around outside and kind of get your feet dirty?
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So I would make him crawl outside into the dirt and told
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him to bathe my feet in the dirt.
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Now, I think this is where we had a little bit of
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miscommunication because he did not bathe my feet in the dirt.
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He licked my feet while they were in the dirt.
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So like, no, this is not how we're going to do this.
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So I put my feet in like some really leafy black dirt, OK,
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where my toes were all dirty bombs, my feet were all dirty.
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And I tell him, all right, clean my pretty blue toes where I can
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see my nail Polish again. And he did.
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It, it looked from the heel of my foot to my toes, sucked my
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toes and he kept spitting out the dirt.
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And every time he did it, I was like, God, you don't even know
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how to handle it. That was like kind of gagging
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because when he did it, his mouth was full of like it was
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all over his face, all over his shoulders.
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He looked like he'd been munching on poop.
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But there ain't no chocolate pudding, no.
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But then I, you know, since my foot was already wet from him
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licking on my toes, I would shove it back into the dirt and
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put it back into his mouth. Then it became mud and he kept
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doing it. I told him Jack his Dick.
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He was jacking his Dick. His Dick was hard.
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He liked it. But then at the very end he was
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like, you know, I'm really just more into the smell.
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And I'm like, bitch, he's like, maybe next time you'd be a
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little bit more prepared. But yet he's hard, you know.
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Oh. No, he liked it.
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He liked. He's enjoying the exactly
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exchange part of it. Yeah, making him do this nasty
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task and he did it. But whenever we were done, he
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was telling me about it. His teeth was curded dirt, his
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tongue was brown. It was horrible.
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Guys. And you did that to him.
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Who am I? I don't fave them in pubes at
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all. And Pope, for the record, when I
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did the introduction with him before Liv came down, I even
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asked him. I said, hey, we have a mail Dom
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here as well if you want someone just to watch or anything like
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that. He's like, no, I'm good, I'm
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good. He got scared.
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But that's the thing I think they get things get too real
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just like that. It got too real.
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He was coming up to the climax, you know, Christian doing in
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your in your session. And that's when I was like,
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maybe that's just a bit too much.
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He did it for a while. Yeah, I know.
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We saw you go out there. We were like waiting and we're
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like looking. We're like, oh God, Co and I, if
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we got a better angle from a different window, we'd be like,
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yeah, we were golden. You know, like look at this
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pole. Look at.
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That it was fun to watch and. He's like, oh, she's sitting on
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the stump. I'm like he was.
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Holding my foot so high that I almost fell back.
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He he was new. So PO and I were, were very just
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consciously aware that he's new. We didn't know what he was going
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to do. We didn't know him as an
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individual. So I felt completely safe with
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him. I knew I could beat him up.
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Yes, yes. In fact, when I left you with
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him, I thought, Oh yeah, he's a pussy.
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He's such a little pussy. But you were like, yeah, you got
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those cute little man hips and I'm like, yeah, you got those
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bare feet. You know, like the bear claws.
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Yeah, his his torso was exception long and then his hips
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didn't really start until like your thigh and they would get
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really wide. So made his torso look even
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longer. It was like square but you know,
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like a good sized Dick. I was very surprised.
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Oh, I could. Yeah.
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I saw the Dick. Yeah, I said it was nice.
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And it was like throbbing when he was sucking on my dirty toes.
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Too big. But you know, it's interesting
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too. He had like really black fucking
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pubic hair. We never really see really black
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fucking pubic hair either. Yeah, usually we see grey
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because the old men. Great.
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Or light brown? Yeah, OK.
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With guys with light brown. Hair all the time here.
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Yeah, I hear you. But you don't want that one.
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It's a solid color like that. I didn't.
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I know it was. Sexy he.
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Had some sexy little thing and sexy.
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But I did think about whenever you told PO to grow his hair.
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So I was like huh? I wonder if this is what it
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looked like? I have no idea what your hair
20:09
would look like, but. What does your pubic hair look
20:12
like? Is it?
20:13
All black. Long and voluptuous, voluptuous
20:17
you. Better make sure it's not
20:19
voluptuous. So OK, we need, we need to give
20:23
some context here. As Liv was saying, I said to PO,
20:27
we were taking pictures in the dungeon the other day and we're
20:30
doing pictures for him, for Master Viper, so people know
20:33
that he is the actual real person because Fetlife is
20:36
stupid. You know they want you to that
20:37
verification. It's all this fucking bullshit
20:40
bullshit, period. And honestly I think it's a
20:43
violation of privacy. Like if people want to go on
20:45
there and catfish other people then you're fucking stupid that
20:48
you got catfished. I was good with whenever I like.
20:51
I verified myself as like a person with my sub fetlife.
20:55
It just made me write the date on a piece of paper.
20:57
Hold that up on my face, but when you get.
20:59
Into that for me. But when you get into having to
21:01
actually put like your driver's license.
21:03
That's it's too personal, that's fucked up.
21:06
You know, if they ever get hacked now my information's all
21:08
out there, yeah. That's bullshit.
21:10
No, they didn't do that for you, Liv, because you and I have
21:12
refused to be verified. Like you can go on there and opt
21:15
to be verified. I refused to do that.
21:17
I see I didn't opt to be verified.
21:19
It said that some people reported my account as being a
21:22
fake and that I. And they?
21:24
Locked my No it literally locked.
21:26
But nobody's gonna do that. I know what.
21:28
They said it's not true but they locked my account.
21:30
I couldn't get into it and they said the only way they'd unlock
21:33
it is if I verified. That's what it is.
21:36
Yeah, that life has has a lot of good, you know, positive things
21:39
to it. Hmm, I mean, but overall, back
21:41
in the day there used to be collar me.
21:43
Hmm, And that's How I Met my husband.
21:45
Hmm collar me. I love it was more user
21:47
friendly. It had a list of everyone you
21:50
communicated with on one panel so you could go through like the
21:54
people that were online, it would pop up all their profile
21:56
pictures right on the main page. It didn't have a bunch of
21:59
Facebook bullshit where people posting all their shit.
22:04
You know, I get sick of people. Staying off that.
22:06
Part of it, but I don't get stupid.
22:08
People post politics. People post, you know, view
22:11
weekend. Yeah, this is not BDSM.
22:14
This is like shut the fuck up. This is Facebook.
22:16
I hate that shit. But anyway, collar me was the
22:19
shit. And then apparently there was 2
22:22
separate people that were friends or or lovers.
22:24
I don't know what the fuck. But anyway, they split so they
22:27
had to take the name Collar me away and they turned it into
22:30
collar space. Well, collar space to me it's
22:33
just like, you know, it's that's kind of like doomed from the get
22:36
go because Myspace is from the fucking 90s.
22:39
No one's going to think to go like, oh, collar space.
22:41
No, fucking call it something original.
22:43
Maybe they're thinking of like a subspace, you know, but.
22:46
It's not just for Subs. But I'm just saying, well, you
22:48
can have Doms, but you know, just getting in the head, maybe
22:51
that's where the space part came in, but.
22:53
Collar and leash I have. Something propensity to believe
22:55
you're probably correct they're like yeah yeah, Facebook you
22:58
know my. Whips unchanged.
23:00
Yeah, but anyway, they there's still people that use it, just
23:03
not as many people obviously as as fat.
23:06
But you know, fat is not that user friendly.
23:08
And then. Not especially when you're
23:09
trying to look for certain users if you don't have the exact.
23:12
Thing correct? Yes.
23:14
Nope, ain't gonna happen. Stupid.
23:16
And then you can't find people if you don't have the correct
23:18
spelling. You have to go in groups.
23:20
And then there's so many fucking groups.
23:23
It's like they need to limit how many groups there are.
23:26
You know, here, city, city groups, boom, boom.
23:28
You know something? I don't know, It sucks.
23:30
And then when you look at the group activity, it'll be like
23:32
the Last Post was from like 6 years ago.
23:35
Yes, that's stupid shit. Delete that shit after five
23:38
years or three years. Anyway, we go off on a tangent.
23:41
OK, foot session that look like my nephew.
23:44
OK, this is not the guy you're dating.
23:46
Not that nephew. This is one of my younger
23:48
nephews. Years ago, my nephew at the time
23:51
was probably 16, and he would stay with me during the summer.
23:54
I met my old dungeon and this kid walks in.
23:57
He's like 20, like young. And he's a little chubbier than
24:01
my nephew, and he's got like more of a round face and he's
24:04
shorter. So I'm like, Oh my God, you look
24:07
so much like my nephew. It was frightening.
24:10
And I'm like, I don't know if I could do this session.
24:12
I've never said that. Never.
24:15
But I was like, oh God, OK, I just got to cover his face.
24:18
I cover his face. I'm not going to think about it.
24:21
But then you do the session. He doesn't want to be
24:24
blindfolded. He wants to look at me.
24:26
You know, you can't put a mask on him because again, he wants
24:29
to fucking see. I know, but he wants to.
24:33
I know. But it was his first session.
24:35
I felt bad for him, but then he ultimately just wanted a foot
24:39
job. So I'm like, Oh my God.
24:42
So I sat in my chair. He laid on the floor and I'm
24:45
fondling his very large Dick with my feet.
24:49
I got pictures on fat from years ago.
24:51
But he was just like, Oh yeah, Mistress.
24:53
I love it so much, mistress. And I was like, you know, I'm
24:56
looking down at him. I'm like, Oh my God.
24:59
And it's not my nephew. That's not my nephew, but I've
25:03
never felt like that before was my point.
25:06
So shit gets weird very, very quickly.
25:09
Oh, it's weird regardless. It is weirder when somebody
25:11
comes in, they look like family. Yeah.
25:13
It's fucking weird. It really is fucking weird.
25:15
And I will tell you, one of my associates who my childhood
25:19
friend, we, we worked together in the dungeon for years.
25:24
She knew a lot of people. She's native to the city.
25:27
She's lived here all of her life.
25:29
Well, on her side job. She was working for a
25:32
construction crew. Like she was a mean bitch.
25:35
And one of the contractors came in the dungeon one day.
25:40
She was always so paranoid. She's like, Mia, somebody's
25:42
going to walk in one day and I'm going to know them.
25:46
And sure enough, she was hiding behind the black curtains.
25:50
This guy walks in and he noticed I had a yard sign promoting the
25:54
actual company that she worked for.
25:56
And he's like, hey, you know that that company sign that you
26:00
have out there? I said, oh, yeah, they were
26:02
just, you know, coming around and putting them around in the
26:03
neighborhood. And he's like, oh, yeah.
26:06
Because I was concerned when I saw that because I thought, oh,
26:08
God, maybe they live here, but I know that.
26:10
And I was like, oh, oh, shit. So the whole time she's standing
26:14
behind the curtain and I'm doing the scene for an hour with this
26:18
guy. How fucking weird is that?
26:20
One more weird thing and then Liv's going to talk about
26:23
another foot fetish. But weird as shit.
26:26
Reminds me, in summertime, I had this Tele evangelist came
26:31
through to the to my old dungeon and I recognized him.
26:33
I'd seen him on TV and he came in and I was like, Oh my God,
26:38
you're the preacher. And he's like, yeah, no, no, I'm
26:40
really not. And I'm like, look, your secret
26:44
is safe. It's OK, there's no judgement.
26:47
And he's like, look, I'm just here camping with my family.
26:49
Please don't tell anybody. And I'm like, I'm not going to
26:53
tell anybody. He wanted to be cross dressed.
26:55
I mean, I'm not going to come down on anybody for that.
26:58
But the. Most innocent them and all the
26:59
ones that are like Abd, LS and cross roasters, they're really
27:02
just innocent. They're.
27:03
Innocent. They're like sweet little
27:05
people. Yeah, some of them are.
27:06
Like George Lopez. With a wig on, but.
27:10
You know you stick through it. But it just made me think about
27:14
summertime and and then that kid, the the whole thing, how he
27:19
looked like my nephew and then that evangelist, I was like, oh
27:22
God. But anyway, PO, you want to talk
27:26
to Liv about the foot box guy? Have you seen the foot box guy?
27:31
I have not. Have you ever heard the story
27:34
that to? You trap your Dick in the box.
27:37
What box? It's the box you stand on.
27:40
That's the okay. You asked me about.
27:42
It last week that's I want to make sure we were in the same
27:44
you. Trap your Dick and balls in it.
27:45
It stays up and you lay underneath it and then I step on
27:48
your Dick or give you a foot job while it's trapped in there.
27:51
Option 2. How about this?
27:54
How about you get an option? How about because you you'll lay
27:57
under the box, you'll put a pillow under your butt.
28:00
OK, so you're elevated up. How about she put your Dick and
28:04
balls right there in the box and then she just electrocutes you?
28:10
Let's do it. And then she can use the
28:12
sounding rods too on you at the same time.
28:17
I'm gonna try everything. The only thing is is if you
28:19
twitch your Dick falls off. So.
28:22
Well, I I don't want that. Well, be careful.
28:24
I'm rather attached to it these days.
28:27
Well. Liv, you could just sit on the
28:28
box too. You could sit on the box and
28:30
there's his Dick of balls and you could just fucking ZAP them.
28:33
And then like if he says the wrong thing, you slap it, flick
28:37
it, flick it. Rubber Bandit.
28:40
Oh God, her and the fucking rubber bands.
28:43
Holy. I like the rubber bands.
28:45
She's definitely a skill with her veins.
28:47
So do you remember the foot box guy that when you came?
28:50
In he's got vitiligo on his Dick yeah big old black man yeah
28:56
comes in and he just wanted me to wear different shoes and
28:58
stand on the box while he videoed my feet and kind of
29:02
slightly step on his Dick while it's soft, you know, squish.
29:05
Squish, squish, squish. OK, you know, And then I take
29:08
off my shoes and then I hold on to a rope so I'm not putting all
29:11
my pressure on his Dick and literally rub my feet.
29:15
OK to. Get them off.
29:17
All right, I'm sorry. In my head I was thinking like
29:19
stomping and I'm like. No, he didn't like that.
29:21
It was. It was lightly done.
29:24
Not that I don't think that some people like.
29:26
No, some people. And that's the reason why he.
29:28
Didn't he didn't do that, but he actually made that box as well.
29:31
Oh, OK. He was the one that made it and
29:33
I first time I forgot to use it. So he showed me how to attach
29:36
everything and he got himself in it, which is really cool because
29:39
I was like oh I have a person who made it is showing me how to
29:41
use it. That's cool.
29:42
You know, he's a handsome man and he's very sweet.
29:45
He has this very soft spoken demeanor.
29:47
So he's just, he's very nice. He's very nice man.
29:50
I've known him for 10 plus years.
29:52
But he was at a party one time and I caught him looking at this
29:56
woman. And this woman was very petite,
29:59
had a very small stature. She was probably maybe 5253, and
30:04
she was sitting on this couch and she was talking to another
30:06
friend. And so foot box guy was standing
30:10
like 10 feet away and just kind of like, kind of like catching
30:13
glimpses of her sitting there because she was barefoot and she
30:17
had her shoes off in front of her.
30:18
So I knew she wasn't like walking around barefoot or
30:20
anything. And he kept looking.
30:23
And I said, hey, I said, you want to you want to meet her.
30:26
And she's like, he's like, yeah, yeah, I really do.
30:29
But I didn't want to, like, approach her and seem like a
30:31
weirdo, right? It's OK, she's one of my
30:34
friends. I'll introduce you.
30:36
So I took him over and I said, hey, Celia, we'll just call her
30:39
Celia. Is that a better name?
30:40
Liv, I like Celia too. Celia's good.
30:43
You like that, OK, I said. Hilda or Beatrice?
30:48
Yeah. German OK, don't cut.
30:53
Your fruit. It's Gertie.
30:56
Kind of like your grandma panties, I know.
30:59
And we're going to call you Gertie when you wear them.
31:02
What she's going to show them. Yeah.
31:04
We had a guy that commented on the podcast.
31:07
They're wrinkly and. My mom wears that same brand,
31:10
FI. It's a Walmart brand.
31:12
Yeah, my mom wears this. She Gertie.
31:16
Yeah, that's funny. I was going to say something
31:18
else I forgot, but anyways, I introduced him to my friend
31:22
Celia and I was like, Celia, I said you have beautiful feet.
31:26
I said, can I, can I see your feet for a moment?
31:29
I said, can I have your foot? And she's like, of course, you
31:33
know her feet. She only had a size 5 feet so I
31:37
mean. Teeny tiny.
31:38
Teeny tiny feet. Adorable, you know, And she's
31:41
like 2829 years old. Anyway, I said.
31:44
I looked at my friend, the foot box guy, let's call him Dan.
31:48
I said, hey Dan, look at this. And I put her foot up to my
31:51
mouth and fucking deep throated her foot like all sensual.
31:55
I'm like, you know, sucked it all in and Dan's like.
31:59
But anyway, when I had her foot in my mouth, he about creamed
32:03
himself. That is kind of hot.
32:05
He doesn't like anything. He's just a foot guy.
32:09
He doesn't want anything else to do about any other part of you.
32:13
OK, so it was basically like she was fucking that girl right in
32:15
front of him. Right.
32:16
So yeah. Top I could see you know where
32:18
that would, you know, motivate certain parts of your brain and
32:21
your body. So then I asked her, I said,
32:24
Sue, you can he go ahead and just rub your feet for you?
32:26
And she says, oh, God, yes, please.
32:29
So he kneeled in front of her and just started rubbing her
32:32
feet. And he was loving every second
32:34
of it. So yeah, it's interesting, the
32:36
erogenous stones of what we find in our bodies and what we enjoy,
32:39
right? I like my toes licked.
32:41
Oh yeah, definitely. Oh shit.
32:51
No sexual gestures. This is why we need a camera.
32:58
Oh, I remember about the panty thing, the granny panty.
33:01
What was so funny? This guy commented on the
33:03
podcast and he said, hey Mr. Smee, I just found your podcast.
33:07
I love it. But tell me this, do you all
33:09
wear panties when you do the show?
33:11
I'm over here wearing granny panties.
33:13
Yeah, live wearing granny panties.
33:14
I don't wear panties. So we're we're good.
33:16
Yeah, I rarely wear panties. I've got sexy panties.
33:19
I do not own granny panties. She looked up and down at me
33:23
like. I do not.
33:25
No, Granny, they're so comparable.
33:28
Yeah, no. Not as comfortable.
33:29
I feel sexier in them. I I will wear uncomfortable
33:33
panties. I will not wear granny panties.
33:34
No, thank you. I feel sexy in my granny
33:36
panties. OK.
33:38
And I sell. My granny panties as well.
33:41
I'm about to say, if somebody wants to buy panties that I've
33:43
worn, I will even wear panties. It's not my thing, but you know.
33:51
Well, before you walked in, I was taking pictures of the
33:54
clothes that I have for my panty boy, so I'm going to send those
33:57
to him as an enticement that he needs to come get his pink panty
34:02
on. Says Liv.
34:07
Get your panties on. Get your panties on.
34:09
Come on, come on, come on. Get your panties on.
34:12
Yeah, come on. Get your freak on song you.
34:16
Did not change the panties has two syllables.
34:24
Try to fit it in somehow. I've had that problem before.
34:27
All right, ladies and gentlemen, are we ready to in this?
34:31
We are all. Right.
34:33
Are you ready PO? Let's do it.
34:35
This has been the ladies first for those Slayer.
34:43
I can't say the Slayer my line. I don't.
34:47
Know it. Why don't you do it?
34:49
Why don't you say it? And you'll be so close.
34:53
OK. All right.
34:55
That's where that's. Where I thought you were going
34:56
with that? Do you remember what I say?
34:58
This has been the latest episode of.
35:00
Call me Mistress Liv. Oh.
35:03
My God, some. People.
35:06
Be like, find me something sexy, All right, kiss bye.
35:13
See you next time.