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DRUNK DIAL LOUNGE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Day and Rich the drunk Down Line six oh
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  Speaker 1: two eight eight eight nineteen thirty three.
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  Speaker 2: Use that.
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  Speaker 1: Give that number to people that are hitting on you,
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  Speaker 1: or just call us when you're drunk. Then we've got
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  Speaker 1: the talkback feature on the iHeartRadio. But just free, just
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  Speaker 1: tap the red microphone. We've got quite a few today.
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  Speaker 3: You need to make the Dutch apple pie with cinnamon
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  Speaker 3: rolls as the crust.
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  Speaker 2: It's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds so good. Yeah, I mean, we're in in principle.
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  Speaker 1: How could that be wrong? I love it. Just a
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  Speaker 1: demand to make pie.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I think that was directed towards you, Kyle.
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  Speaker 2: I think you need to get back in your baking bag. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: for sure, yees, John, Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to say to you guys, you are
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  Speaker 1: my avengers of the morning show radio.
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  Speaker 2: I think say if no, no, y'all will survive on
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  Speaker 2: zombie apocalypse. Maybe fainting he seems little scrappy. I just
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  Speaker 2: want to say it.
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  Speaker 3: I love you guys.
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  Speaker 1: He said none of us would survive the insomnia pot
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  Speaker 1: apocalypse apocalypse.
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  Speaker 2: That's for maybe me, okay, because I would not be
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  Speaker 2: finding zombies though I would be running away. Hi, don't David,
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  Speaker 2: iipe in and everybody else ipe in listening to you
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  Speaker 2: since I was a baby and now I'm nine and
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  Speaker 2: I still love your chow forever.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good, that's great because that level.
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  Speaker 3: I'm listening to today's podcast and I'm dying laughing because
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  Speaker 3: I'm listening to the part where you guys are talking
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  Speaker 3: about cool ways.
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  Speaker 2: You hurt yourself and this is not cool. But it
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  Speaker 2: just happened to me, and it was so embarrassing.
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  Speaker 3: I was at my daughter's dance friend's house on the trampoline.
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  Speaker 3: She was showing me her cool aerial and she goes.
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  Speaker 2: What tricks do you have? And I'm like, oh, you
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  Speaker 2: want to see tricks.
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  Speaker 3: I's tricks. I'll show you some tricks. I'm like, I
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  Speaker 3: can do a front flip. So I go to do
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  Speaker 3: a front flip and I don't know if I didn't
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  Speaker 3: make it around or I tried to go around, so
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  Speaker 3: I don't really know what happened, but I like skidded
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  Speaker 3: my whole face. So I got a trampoline burn on
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  Speaker 3: my whole face.
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  Speaker 2: I pop up.
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  Speaker 3: I try to act like messing's wrong, like hoping no
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  Speaker 3: one noticed it, and the little girl goes, oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 3: are you okay.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, yes, we'll be signing.
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  Speaker 3: Why and she goes go look in the mirror and
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  Speaker 3: my whole face was skidded yet this then it scapped
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  Speaker 3: over and it's hey, yeah, you guys, I'm I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: look up for Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 2: It just happened. It's so funny, Okay, John Jay and
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  Speaker 2: Rich I need like a dude's perspective on this. So
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  Speaker 2: like when I was a guy on a day uh
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  Speaker 2: before I like left, he was like, hey, text me
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  Speaker 2: when he's at home. Sin I got home safe, So
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  Speaker 2: I texted him. And now it's been like, I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: an hour and I didn't get a response back. So
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, what does that mean? Like I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: maybe you just fell asleep. But it's just it's just
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  Speaker 2: it's super weird, Like shouldn't he be waiting up to
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  Speaker 2: hear and then like text more. Yes, just like let
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  Speaker 2: me know.
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  Speaker 1: That's why, because you think you would at least like
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  Speaker 1: give her a thumbs up, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: like a double tap, like hey, to acknowledge that she's safe.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he fell asleep, He fell asleep until the
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  Speaker 1: next day or something. Gee, that's tough, she said. It's
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  Speaker 1: been an hour. Yeah, so she just texted him and
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  Speaker 1: she wants the Hey, you should be up waiting to
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  Speaker 1: make sure I got home.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah you should be. They should should Yeah, good,
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  Speaker 2: well if he were a gentleman.
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  Speaker 1: So the text line you text jj R whatever you
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  Speaker 1: want to say to ninety sixty eight ninety three. The
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  Speaker 1: drunk down line is six two eight eight eight nineteen
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  Speaker 1: thirty three, and the talkback feature is the microphone on
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  Speaker 1: the free iHeartRadio app. That's drunk Dows John Jyne Rich