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In The K-Hole: Star Wars 50th Anniversary & Bonnie Blue Bali Arrest · Multiple Nerdgasm

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Obviously not seen that for a long time.
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No. I mean, I made it, but I haven't
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seen it. Yeah, So I'm, I'm happy Matt's
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He is very good. Yeah.
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You know what's funny? I realized, sorry listeners,
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I'm. I'm losing my voice. 2 weeks
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ago. We didn't do the show because I
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was losing my voice, and I was. Determined you've got a germ
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factory in your house. That's right.
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Yeah. Determined not to do that again,
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I've realized there's a ghost in that intro.
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There it is. Ghost of a fourth podcast host
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because when it shows Matt, it's over the shoulder of a naked man
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who used to host this podcast. Who is that they could ban
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that's I wonder if you if they go pay people pay for the pay
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for like the Patreon is there's enough emphasize back where he's
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still there. Yeah.
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So I don't know when we called a lot of them.
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I think it was with us until about episode 80 and then joined
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Were more than we we had earned. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We need someone to be in charge of that and just handle that
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So if you're that person, I never.
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Run my own business. People always say, oh, I just
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want to be my own boss. I'm like, no, thank you.
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then hire someone to handle that stuff and then just let me know.
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Yeah, how much? I mean when I.
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When it looks like I'm starting to go broke.
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Yeah, well, a lot's been happening this week, sort of.
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I've seen a couple of things that I'm actually one thing I'm
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very excited about. Oh yeah.
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I'm going to jump straight in the Star Wars news.
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Yeah, let's do it. So for the 50th anniversary in
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2027, we are going to get like the original.
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Yeah. I don't.
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Think of the original. Yeah.
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I don't think it's going to be like completely unedited enable
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restore. Yes, I think there's going to be
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some. Where there were changes made to
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what you would call the original right?
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Well, a New Hope. Yeah, exactly.
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It was originally Star Wars. It wasn't A New Hope.
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It wasn't Part 4. It.
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Was Star Wars I? Think there was a new audio mix
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somewhere? You know, somewhere between
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finishing the movie and handing it in and it becoming the most
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popular movie in the world. But you know, in that couple of
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months time they fixed a couple of things up.
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So I think it'll be that version, not the original
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original. But I'm I'm fine with that.
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It's still. I'm happy for that.
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Fucking Han's the only one who shoots that.
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I'm fine. Well, he will be in this
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version, Yeah, Yeah. So I'm super excited.
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We've got to wait two years for it, but yeah, 50th anniversary.
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But we get to see what started it all.
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Yeah, that's right. It's it's scary that Star Wars
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is almost 50 because it means that we're almost so almost 50.
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You. Know yes.
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Like a couple of years after Star Wars turns 50, we will also
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turn 50. Yes, because it was essentially,
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we didn't grow up watching this at the cinema.
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We grew up watching this on TV and it was something like our
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parents may have seen. And because I don't even think
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20th Century Fox thought this was going to be what it was.
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No. No one thought it was going to
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take off. By everyone else in town before
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that, and it was only Fox that said OK, we'll give you a go.
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And he didn't actually, I don't think he had a big budget for it
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either, which is where Industrial Lighting Magic was
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made like. Because he was doing everything
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in house, because he had to basically invent the
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technologies being made. For the film, yeah.
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Man, even as a kid I found the making of that movie just as
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interesting as the movie itself, you know?
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I think the best copy of the making of I was Returning to
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Jedi that I've seen. Yeah, that's the one that I I've
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still got VHS somewhere. Yeah.
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Do you have it? Oh nice.
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I think I still got it somewhere.
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It's I used to rent it. Yeah, and just the making of.
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Yeah. Wasn't the movie it was.
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Just footage of them. Footage of them fighting without
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the rotoscoping on the lightsabers.
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You know, just Yep, no effects. R2D2 just being a prick.
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Just just just work. Go straight.
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An interesting fact, you know that shot from New Hope on
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Tatooine where they're walking into Moss, Isley Cantina,
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they're walking towards the camera.
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It's it's the two humans, the two droids that Luke everyone,
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the two droids, they the camera that you see all for them.
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And then as they get closer, you just see the three that are
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taller, right? You don't see R2.
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Then the camera pans with them as they go to the door and you
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see little R2 going in. Once it becomes a long shot
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again, it's a different R22 in the other shot even though it's
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one shot continuous shot because they couldn't make him move fast
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enough to. Fast enough.
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Pace with them. So if you look, he's struggling
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behind them a little bit and then as it pans with them, he's
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right up there with him again. There's been a few times where
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he'll be like right behind C3PO and then C3PO will stop and then
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R2 just bang straight into the back of him.
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Yeah, yeah. It would have sucked to have
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been that, but Anthony Daniels has made a career out of.
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That one, mate. Yeah, yeah, you invite.
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Me. We could probably invite him on
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this show. Oh.
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Let's, let's do it if we can have him while he's still alive.
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I think he's got a while to go although.
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I hope so. Maybe not.
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Yeah, I don't know. I mean, he was quite.
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Star Wars is. 50 But that's fifty, yeah.
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Yeah, and he would have been at least in his 20s.
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So he's in his 70s now. That's right.
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Best. But no, you are right.
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It's scary that it's turning 50. Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, should we tell people Matt's not here?
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Oh yeah, Matt's not here. He's committing crimes in
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England. Yeah, some, some small crimes,
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yeah. Yeah, just a little bit of
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trespassing. Yeah, you know, you got to see
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the sights. You got to, you got to touch the
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sights. Yes.
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You know, if there's a fence up, what do you do?
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What do you do, man? You climb over it.
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Climb over the fence. Yeah, he will see it closer.
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Yeah, if you don't want us to cross barbed wire, Yeah.
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Yeah, if you didn't want me to touch it, don't let me touch it,
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you know what I'm saying? And also, it's a rock.
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Yeah, it is a rock. How it is a rock, Wolf.
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Get off Star Wars news. There's some other Star Wars
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news that I found quite interesting.
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Now I'm not, I'm not really an outdoorsy guy, so I don't really
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know the outdoors brand and Colombia.
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Oh, but I've seen the logo on cool local to me.
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Yeah, I'm just opening this up and.
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That's not me. I like, is it?
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Yeah, I closed it and there it goes back to normal.
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I clicked on this train 1 and it was no, just let me stay here
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and look at that. I could wear that outfit, I
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reckon. So this is this is this is the
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costumes from Endor the kind. Of yeah.
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The the cool jungle camo stuff. I just saw the price.
9:45
Oh yes, and don't forget it's 15 American dollars too.
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Yeah. So like Leia's poncho is $400.00
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US. Yeah, right.
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That's. That's a lot.
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That's. A lot for a poncho lot.
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It's in your Han Solo trench coat 600.
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That's. Yes, 600 for a trench coat.
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I mean, a nice trench coat, maybe that's OK.
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And that's immediately what I thought of 220.
10:12
Let's see. That'd be pretty.
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Cargo jobs. I wished I would release this
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stuff at like, sensible prices. Yeah, yeah.
10:21
Yeah, well you need the Kmart versions of these.
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Yes. Well, I don't think necessarily
10:26
Kmart, but just. Yeah, you know, or even if these
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same numbers, but this was Australian dollars, Australia.
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Yes. I see I'm not in A and I'm not
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in a time of my life when I can spend $600.00 on a jacket, but
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at least I could say, yeah, a good jacket is worth $600.
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Yeah, you can dress your daughter up as a knee walk
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though, but I can't find she has some that.
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Yeah that's that's true. I bet I can find.
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But if I can find a cheaper way to dress her up as an Ewok than
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than from this site. Although I don't like it, it
11:03
says numb. Numb.
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It's Yub Yub. Yeah.
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I don't know why that keeps changing between people.
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Some people think it's dumb dub, some people think it's Yub Yub,
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and even on official stuff it changes.
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Yeah, yeah, that's, I mean, it's like the at thing, right?
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No, it's definitely at that. No, it's fucking not.
11:26
No, it's not. George shut up, because then,
11:31
then what is an ATST? Yeah.
11:33
What's the AST? Yeah.
11:36
Yeah, like all terrain arm and transport makes sense.
11:41
Yeah, yeah, all trained Scout trooper makes sense.
11:48
AST doesn't make sense. I played through the Return of
11:55
the Jedi Amiga game a little while ago, just because I'm
12:00
trying to. I'm trying to finish or at least
12:02
get further in all the games that I sucked at as a kid.
12:06
Yeah, and, and they were hard games.
12:08
They were very they made them hard, so you got your money's
12:13
worth. Because like that back in the
12:17
days where you lose your lives, that's you go back to, you get a
12:21
start. There's no checkpoints or you go
12:24
back to start at that level. No, you start again.
12:27
Every time you boot that game up, you boot up from level 1.
12:32
But I've still got a lot of kind of good hand eye coordination
12:36
for those games. I think I, I, I built a lot of
12:38
muscle memory as like a 1011 year old.
12:41
Yeah, still just with me. So I was, I was actually decent
12:44
at it, decent at it. Didn't have to relearn the
12:46
rules. Remembered something.
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Remembered my brain or my hands. Remembered.
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No, mine would not. Mine's lost it.
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I want the indoor issue cargo jacket.
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That's the one I want. What's the price?
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2000. That's all right.
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That's all right, except when you remember it's US American.
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Dollars, yeah. It's like sometimes I'll see
13:17
like Luke's jacket from like episode 1 and not, yeah, A New
13:22
Hope. And I go, I want that jacket and
13:24
it'll come up. And I go, oh, that's affordable
13:27
until I realize, no, that's not in.
13:29
Australia I I really like Pose Jacket from The Force Awakens.
13:34
I love that one, and I do see that come up every once in a
13:38
while for more than I'm willing to spend.
13:41
Yes, yeah, when I was 25. 30 I would.
13:45
I would have bought it in a heartbeat, Yeah.
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Of throwing money away back. Then yeah, now you've got like
13:50
responsibilities as an adult. That's right.
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No. Yeah, couldn't, couldn't dream
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of it. If I had a.
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Jacket like that my family be like we hungry Papa for dinner.
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Nothing. Look at how good I look at this
14:06
jacket. Yeah, exactly.
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So what else has been happening? Well, you did.
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You did mention something earlier in the day.
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It could be after party news though, but we do have a few.
14:21
We do have a few corpses piling up to get through in the after
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party, so if we did so. We might just go with this now.
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We have spoken about her a lot. Funny blue.
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So she became famous for sleeping with like 1057 men in
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12 hours. Yeah, she's been arrested in
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Bali. Yeah, so she came to Australia
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for schoolies. And was kicked out.
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And was kicked out. Yeah, she then went to Bali,
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which arguably there's just as many Australians there as there
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are. Yeah.
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A lot of people go there for school lease as well and that's
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their full first trip away from my room and.
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That's right. And then she had a bang boss
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there. Yes she did.
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Yes she did. And it's just it's just dead set
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against the law there to film pornography.
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It's just it's not legal. Like why a lot of people do go
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to Bali for like sex tours and stuff.
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It's not legal, no. Especially filming porn.
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Yeah, yeah. And if it's just stimulating the
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local economy by visiting local establishments or something, I'm
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sure there's a certain amount of turning of blind.
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Eyes. Yeah, there's a when you
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describes happening in. Foreign, yeah.
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Yeah. We used to film commercials in
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places like the Philippines. We used to have to bribe like
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the mayor of small towns and stuff.
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Like, yeah, it's just how you do it.
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Like I can't imagine if you was this fucking blonde famous porn
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star just rocking up and thinking you can just do
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whatever you. Want do whatever you want
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because I know even in Vietnam actually saw like because
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they'll have like seats and tables sitting on the sidewalk,
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which isn't legal and every now and I was actually at one one
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night and I saw the police rock up and there was a conversation.
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Money changed hands and then they just left.
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There you go. They did move the tables back a
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little bit more, but right. But they didn't get taken away
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in handcuffs. Yeah, but this is no, you just
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rocked up. She hired a studio film camera
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so went out on the street, found barely 18 Australians and went
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let's go make a porno. So 14 of the Australians have
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been released. Yes Body Blue and three others
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are still in jail. Now they've taken the cameras
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and stuff as evidence. I just keep thinking of like
17:00
Chappelle, Colby and the Bali 9, all of that stuff, and I know
17:03
this isn't drugs. So I'm.
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I'm not expecting Bonnie Blue to get the death penalty, but she
17:08
could. They could make an example of
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her, you know, like she could. She could stay in that jail.
17:14
She. Could stay there for quite a few
17:15
years because they've got a very strict moral, moral, moral.
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Say the word for me. Morality.
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Yeah, that's the one law and that's the one that she's
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definitely broken by. Just let's make pause.
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Especially since it's not like she was caught with a guy
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fucking 20 dudes like, you know what I mean?
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Like, like really laughing in the face of these obscenity
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laws. Yeah, like 20 guys, three
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cameras, camera, camera crew. I'm guessing like has a bus van
17:51
called the Bang Boss. Yeah.
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Like I don't think her lawyers looked into this at all.
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Yeah, I think this was a really silly thing to do.
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And this could, this could just be the the surface, you know, of
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the iceberg. Yeah.
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Of how deep this is going to go, I don't know.
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But look, I'm not judging what they're doing, but whatever.
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But but do. It you got to do it.
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Jurisdiction where it's not against the law.
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Yeah, because I remember even though it was the time where
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there was a group of girls who went and filmed stuff in Dubai,
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right, And they took a photo of themselves at the window, all
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naked and stuff. Those were like, you're just
18:33
asking for them to come and get you.
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Like it's it's not why you may think it's just funny because of
18:41
the country you come from where it's all fine.
18:44
These countries take it very seriously.
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Like you see, especially like Dubai, I'll say grape cases.
18:53
If a woman reports it, she ends up in jail because she had
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premarital sex. Nothing happens to the guy,
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which doesn't don't make sense to me ever because he also had
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premarital sex. Yeah, but you got to be careful
19:12
where you go. We.
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Understand. You really do.
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You really. Do and pay attention to the
19:17
laws. Yeah, like, you know, if you
19:20
like to drink, you like to do whatever, OK, fine.
19:22
Just do it in places where it's like you don't go to Saudi
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Arabia and crack open a beer and expect to not get a, you know,
19:29
your hand cut off or whatever. My guide in Vietnam and stuff,
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he was sort of saying like, if someone offers you something,
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don't buy it because he's been on tours where he's had to go
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and, like, bribe police to get people out because they they
19:44
get, oh, you want some pot? Yeah, sure.
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And they were an undercover cop. Oh.
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For Christ's sake, yeah. And believe me, you get I got
19:53
offered every drug under the sun in that country.
19:56
Yeah, yeah. For a country that's strict on
19:59
it, that's heroin, meth, cocaine, yeah.
20:04
Right. Just.
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Everything was offered to me, you know, in Vietnam.
20:07
Please leave me alone. Wow, that's too funny.
20:11
Yeah, yeah, I've been to places like that too.
20:15
We also went on a work trip to one of the Indonesian islands
20:20
once and my my mate wanted to get some magic mushrooms so we
20:23
asked around and then the guy came back with a whole bag and
20:28
he was like no, no, no man. I mean like just for me, dude.
20:30
Like not for fucking. I'm not going to.
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I'm not going to be passing this shit on.
20:36
Because that the. Guy with the bag, just give him
20:38
the money. And then just throw the rest
20:41
away. Yeah, that's.
20:43
Right. And keep what you want, because
20:46
that's enough. To not put that in the bag if.
20:48
You take all of that, that's trafficking amount and that gets
20:52
you in a lot of trouble. Yeah, I don't.
20:54
You don't. Want to be messing with that.
20:56
I don't see how people take the risking countries that are so
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strict on it. Especially they're strict enough
21:02
even with their locals, but you know, yeah, they're going to
21:05
target foreigners because it's going to send the biggest
21:08
message and don't do it. Because that's the stuff that
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comes back to like it's reported back in their home country.
21:15
Yeah. Like these people were put to
21:18
death. And we've had quite a few
21:19
Australians put to death or life in jail.
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And I'll not want to be one of those Britons.
21:26
No, there's very few prisons I do want to be in, and those are
21:30
at the bottom of the list. Unless your family's rich.
21:37
Right. Yeah, then maybe.
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Then they keep sending money in bribes and yeah, you have a sell
21:45
to yourself and you'll have staff and.
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Yeah, the elsewhere in Indonesia several years ago, maybe 10
21:55
years ago, the International School for Australian Kids and
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American Kids, that Western kids, four teachers just got
22:05
randomly said that they had drugged and molested students.
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No evidence. And in fact, it's not one of
22:14
those like, who do you believe? It was clearly a lie.
22:17
It was clearly extortion. The the the the story was
22:22
ridiculous and the Canadian and the Australian had a lot of
22:27
support from overseas, both political pressure and money.
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They were both released, the two local teachers who were caught
22:36
up in it I believe. No support, no nothing.
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They're still. There just yeah, Even though
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nothing, no evidence, no nothing.
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No, no. It's so strange that they're
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still countries that like there were countries on my trip where
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I had to bribe to get through. Yeah.
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Passport like it was, but there were some places where they are
23:00
like you don't need to bribe them, but if you don't, they'll
23:05
basically ignore you and then so let everyone else through.
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Yeah, yeah. Who has a bribe for them?
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So it's not necessarily. A bribe to get in.
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It's just a a bribe to to have things go smoothly.
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Yes, like it. They'll basically just that you,
23:21
you wait there, they'll let everyone else through, and then
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they'll let you through. So weird, so strange.
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I met a guy once who was telling me he was he went to America,
23:36
he's Australian, he went to America, then he went to visit
23:38
Cuba because he wanted to see Cuba.
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Love to go to Cuba. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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He said it was great, but then he didn't have a wallet so he
23:48
just tucked his money into his passport because he thought that
23:50
was just as good, but he forgot that his money was in his
23:53
passport. When he was going.
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Back into America and handed his passport to the guy.
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Opened it up and there's just like $300 just like in the
24:02
passport and the guy's. Eyes like what?
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Takes it, nods at him, hands back to the passport.
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How do I tell him no, that's not that wasn't meant to be?
24:12
A bribe? That's an accident.
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Yeah, I'm not a bribe. I'm not.
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But also the scary thing is he was allowing stuff to be spotted
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in if he was taking the bribe, but he said no, no, no, that's
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just whereas keeping it. Can I have that back please?
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Because. Let me go and get some stuff to
24:28
bring in. I'll be.
24:31
Back in 2 minutes, yeah. Man, I 2016, when I went from
24:39
Singapore to America to go to Sundance, I bought an
24:43
e-cigarrete because I was still smoking then and E cigarettes
24:47
were illegal in Singapore and they'd not even come out here
24:49
yet. So I was curious.
24:50
I just, I wanted to, so I bought one while I was there.
24:53
It was like 15 bucks, smoked it, enjoying it and I threw it in
24:56
the bin before I came back because I'm like even that I
25:00
don't want to come to Singapore. Don't want to risk?
25:02
It bag like why would you risk it for for something that costs?
25:05
$50 Have we seen this now? Basically, you're not going to
25:08
be able to take charges, Yeah, on planes anymore.
25:14
It's basically going to be if you're travelling, you're going
25:16
to every country you go to, you're going to have to buy a
25:17
new battery pack every country you go to because planes are
25:20
just no, yeah, because the people they're blowing up.
25:27
Yeah, you already can't put them in carry.
25:29
Is it you can't put them in carry on or you can't put them
25:31
in storage? You can't put them in storage or
25:33
meant to be in carry on to. So that way if it does happen,
25:37
you're able to do something about it quickly.
25:41
But even now there's been a few incidents where that signet
25:45
started burning. You got fire in a plane and
25:49
panic. So now in Australia they've just
25:52
gone, just gone and do it. No, no charges on Planesdale.
25:57
Yeah, right. When I went to Matt's wedding, I
26:03
think it was then. Was that Trump's first term?
26:06
Was it around then? I think that might have been
26:10
before Trump. Because I went to go through
26:15
with my laptop in my backpack and they said, no, you have to
26:18
put that in your suitcase. You can't bring a laptop onto
26:21
the plane. I might what's called my TV
26:23
shows. How am I going to watch a
26:24
Deadwood? Like they're like, no, it's a
26:27
change in security. It's they change that backwards
26:30
and forwards. Sometimes you have to take it.
26:33
It has to be in carry on and you have to take it out and put it
26:36
in a tray. Sometimes you don't and it's
26:38
just so confusing. Yeah, sometimes you have to take
26:42
your shoes off. Sometimes you don't.
26:45
Just can't. We all just scream one set of
26:49
rules so it's all just the same. Can we not take bombs on planes?
26:54
Can we just agree not to do that?
26:56
Remember how easy it used to be to get on a plane?
26:59
Well, no, actually. Remember how easy it used to be
27:01
to hijack a plane? Well, yeah.
27:05
Planes were hijacked all the time.
27:08
Yeah, Yeah. You don't hear a lot about that
27:09
anymore, do you? No.
27:11
But that used to be a very common occurrence that people
27:15
would hijack planes. Yeah, that's true.
27:18
The bombing wasn't really a thing, but the hijacking was.
27:22
Yes, you're right, You're right. Speaking of planes, I teased
27:28
last week that I'd started watching a movie that Americans
27:32
would know as Airplane, but Australians would know as Flying
27:34
High. One of the greatest movies ever.
27:37
Look, it really is. It's fantastic.
27:40
It's fantastic. So many reasons is a good movie
27:43
#1 if you took all the jokes out, it would still just be a
27:46
good movie. Like on the plane, pilot and
27:49
copilot get sick. What happens?
27:52
There's a passenger who used to fly in the war, but he's got
27:56
trauma from it and so he doesn't want to do it, but he's the only
27:58
one who can. That's a great storyline.
28:01
That's a great storyline. And then there's the jokes.
28:05
Which and joke after joke after joke.
28:08
Rapid fire jokes coming at you. Picked the wrong week to stop
28:12
sniffing glue. So good because that the first
28:16
time he says it, I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
28:19
He lights a cigarette. It rings so true.
28:21
You're like, oh man, I feel you. And he's.
28:23
Like, yeah, I. Picked the wrong wing to stop
28:25
drinking and then like bad luck to you and then it just keeps.
28:29
Building, it's cleaning, it's cleaning, it's cleaning.
28:32
And then he's just off his rocker.
28:34
Yeah, so good. Then let's see where the the
28:39
stewardess says to that old lady, oh, do you want a glass of
28:42
champagne? She's like, no filthy stuff.
28:44
And she's like, sorry. And then the old lady goes and
28:47
this is snorting cocaine of a mirror.
28:54
The black guys who have to be subtitled because no one can
28:57
understand them. Oh, because I remember.
29:00
And then there was this old woman who goes, no, I can speak
29:02
jive. Yeah.
29:05
But she's like, oh, you gotta it's, it's, it's so offensive.
29:09
It's hilarious. Yeah.
29:12
Absolutely forgot about that part.
29:14
The pilot is a pedophile. They bring this little kid up to
29:18
see the cockpit. He's like, Joey, have you ever
29:21
seen a grown man naked? And then every time it says it's
29:25
just like, Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
29:29
Like do you, do you like the feel of skin against your skin?
29:33
Like no one no one interjects. It's just every time it cuts
29:37
back to them. He's just asking him something
29:38
sucks. Well, back at that time, those
29:41
jokes were fine. Wasn't there also a scene where
29:44
there's a woman who's I wish I I wanted to have sex before I
29:48
died, and then there's just a, a queue of people because she's
29:52
just saying it to everyone? Or is that in the sequel?
29:56
Yeah, no, there there is that. There is that.
29:58
Yeah. Is that.
30:00
No, no, no, that's the sequel. There's one where woman gets
30:05
slapped because she's she's gonna faint hysterical.
30:09
Nielsen comes in and slaps her, and then it just pans back and
30:11
there's a queue of people waiting to just.
30:13
Slap her. So it's a sequel where it's got
30:16
the one. There was quite a few jokes that
30:18
I thought I remembered from this that aren't in this, that I
30:21
think, OK, that must be the sequel.
30:22
Yeah, which is basically the same movie, right?
30:27
Yeah, it's on my list. Leslie Nielsen, I would say this
30:31
is his greatest role. I would say even better than
30:33
police squad and and Frank Durbin because.
30:36
Shirley can't be serious. I am serious and I remember.
30:39
That once, too. They say it later, too.
30:42
It's like, I can't remember. There's some other phrasing of
30:44
it. And he's like, I've told you not
30:46
to call me Shirley. And I realized that.
30:49
That's why when you watch Movies Now, Will Ferrell and all those
30:52
guys, they're trying so hard to be funny, whereas it's like,
30:56
listen, he's trying not to be funny.
30:59
He's I. Like the playing straight,
31:01
that's why I like Adam West is one of like my favorite Batmans
31:05
because he just plays it something so ridiculous like
31:09
hand me the shark's pro. Like it's just, it's like no one
31:12
told. Him.
31:13
It was a comedy. Yeah, but just so straight.
31:17
And I think that's what makes it well, instead of saying the line
31:22
and then hold for laughter type of thing.
31:24
Yeah, And the thing that I can't stand is the improvised dialogue
31:30
on set, because what makes the crew laugh when you're live is
31:35
not what fits into a movie to make the audience laugh.
31:39
It's totally different types of comedy.
31:41
And when I'm watching and I can tell that somebody's like
31:45
padding and doing a bit, I'm like, no, you've lost me.
31:49
I can see the actor now, not the character.
31:52
Yeah. And that happens a bit in
31:54
another movie I watched this week called Blazing Saddles,
31:57
which is also still a very good movie.
32:01
I will. Say also very racist.
32:03
You could not put this on TV even with beeps, you could not
32:07
put this on TV now. No, because like even when like
32:12
at the very start of the movie where they're sort of go down
32:16
the track and make sure it's safe and then they go into the
32:19
quicksand, they save the train track that they were on and then
32:25
just leave them to die and. Then he goes, yeah, he says, can
32:31
we send in a couple of horses? And he's like horses, We can't
32:33
afford to lose two horses. Send in 2 N words.
32:36
Yes. Now I get it.
32:39
That's the joke. The joke is racism.
32:43
It's not about The jokes are about racists, not about race.
32:47
But you still couldn't. You still couldn't.
32:50
You still couldn't. You couldn't do it.
32:52
Like when he's arriving in town and it's the old guy, the
32:55
sheriff, he's and the delicious rig and rig, and then he gets
32:59
there and holds himself hostage. Yes.
33:02
To save himself. You know what he's capable of,
33:07
just let him go. Look, I'm so interested to see
33:10
what's going to happen with Spaceballs 2.
33:13
Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yes.
33:16
I'd like to see what Mel Brooks can do these days.
33:19
I mean, he's 100. Years old, yes.
33:21
Yeah. This will be his last movie.
33:24
But you just, you highlighted something interesting.
33:26
The there's a running gag, the people going to say the N word
33:29
and then having some sound drag them out.
33:32
Yes, and I don't get it because there's also just other parts of
33:35
the movies where people. Just say it.
33:37
Yeah, there's one where a woman comes up and just calls him the
33:41
N word and then later on comes back and goes, I'm sorry, I
33:44
called you the N word. They're not saying the N word,
33:46
by the way. Maybe they were playing, both
33:52
sides are going, we may not be able to get this through so.
33:55
Yeah, maybe. We'll make jokes where it is,
33:57
we'll say it, but we'll have something else filmed in case we
34:01
get knocked back. Or maybe there was a quota like
34:05
obscenity laws. You could say it 7 times or
34:08
something. Yeah, but they wanted to say it
34:10
more so they dragged it out. Yeah.
34:12
Which is. What happens with like PG and
34:16
like PG13 and Mai? Think you could say fuck once
34:22
and still be APG 13 movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:26
Like there's there's a quota for swearing and things like that.
34:30
I think. I think there's the same for sex
34:34
and violence as well. You know X amount of people
34:37
getting shot. You can be PG, but if it goes to
34:40
30 you got to have the M. Yep, Yep.
34:43
But. There's also it's not, it's not
34:46
just the black jokes in this as well.
34:47
Like there's just everything offensive right at the start.
34:51
We're looking the crews. They're singing a song while
34:54
they're doing it. The sheriff rides in and goes.
34:56
The old sheriff rides in and goes, I pay you guys to lay
34:59
track, not hop around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.
35:02
I was like, you don't often hear faggots in a movie these days.
35:07
And then, well, it's still. Pretty.
35:09
Offensive. You go sing a song.
35:11
No, not a song like that. And then they start singing.
35:15
That was funny. Yeah.
35:17
No. Sing a black song and they're
35:19
like, they do this croon. It's so good.
35:21
It's so good. It's very clever.
35:23
It's very clever. Except for Mel Brooks's
35:26
character, because he does the thing where he's just
35:29
improvising. You can tell.
35:30
I don't think he needs even be in that movie, no.
35:35
You can cut him out and nothing changes.
35:39
Yeah. Or if you had had a Leslie
35:41
Nielsen type A deadpan playing that role, it would be much
35:46
better. But also he plays the same PLA
35:49
character he basically plays in Spaceballs as well.
35:52
Yes, yeah, that's all I could think of during this was yo
35:57
yogurt. No, but no.
36:00
The other one, the character. The other one, yes, the where
36:03
he's like the head of. The Tarkin character.
36:07
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's.
36:10
That those two are exactly the same character.
36:13
Yeah, that is. That's true.
36:14
They are exactly the same character, come to think of it.
36:17
Yeah. Why didn't somebody tell me my
36:18
ass was so big? Like they've both got the same
36:21
like the girls and everything like that.
36:25
Yes, it's true. Yeah.
36:28
You could tell that girl who was hired to be there did not know
36:32
just how closely and how often she was going to be ogled during
36:35
that movie by him. You know what I mean?
36:38
Like he'll be doing a line and then just turn into like motor
36:40
about her and you're like, that wasn't scripted.
36:42
That's not OK. No.
36:44
Yeah. But he hasn't been cancelled
36:46
yet. No, he hasn't.
36:48
And he got to 100, so maybe, maybe.
36:50
I think he's, yeah, he's made it this far.
36:53
Fucking good in this movie though is Gene Wilder, and like,
36:58
I know him from mostly Young Frankenstein and Willy Wonka,
37:02
which are both perfectly good movies and he's a perfectly good
37:05
performance. This is my favorite movie that
37:07
he is in. Dead set.
37:09
Excellent. Like, I would have given him an
37:11
Oscar for that performance, you know?
37:13
Yeah, like he's, But there's no way anyone was getting an Oscar
37:16
for that movie. No.
37:18
No, but but he's in a different movie.
37:20
He's in. He's in an Oscar winning movie
37:22
with that. Performance, yes, Yeah.
37:25
Yeah, he's great. Well, they even kept seeing him
37:28
when he was talking and stuff and I forget the name of the
37:32
other character, but he starts laughing and he was not meant to
37:36
laugh. He just couldn't hold it in
37:38
because Gene Wilder was just it. Was just too funny.
37:42
Yeah. I like Gene Wilder.
37:45
Same. Did he go or is he still with
37:47
us? I think he's gone.
37:50
I think he is too. I think last time I saw him he
37:52
was looking very old so. I remember he was on like a
37:55
remember the last time I actually saw him on television,
37:59
you could see he was on, oh, 2016 he went yeah, but you could
38:04
see he, he sort of rocked up to a thinking maybe I might get
38:08
clothes or something, but he's just in tracksuit pants and
38:11
stuff like that, like he was. Yeah.
38:14
I don't know if he's expecting them to give them him clothes or
38:18
he just or just going to be comfortable.
38:20
Yeah, yeah. Either way, it's a bit sad,
38:23
isn't it? You never want to see things go
38:25
that far. Yeah, it's a shame when they
38:27
just keep rolling them out when they're just let him let him
38:35
enjoy their retirement. Nice Twilight.
38:38
Yeah, exactly. Look, look, Sean Connery, he
38:41
wouldn't. He just went on retire.
38:43
Bye. Yeah, I'm going to buy an island
38:46
and play golf every day. Live in a castle, Yeah.
38:51
I wish it happened for Stanley. I feel that's the one I feel the
38:54
worst about, where they just kept rolling him out, stealing
38:58
his blood and yeah. Yeah, the blood stealing was
39:04
ridiculous. Tim.
39:05
Curry Tim Curry's blood at this stage.
39:08
But you better not you better. Not better not, but also the
39:11
people who purchased it. I know like he was not in a good
39:17
state. It was at the end of his life.
39:19
He was not well. No, no, yeah.
39:27
And he's had these people making money off him.
39:31
Yeah, it was awful. It was awful.
39:33
Yeah. I don't want to say that I don't
39:37
want to see Bruce Willis with Alzheimer's.
39:40
I don't want to see Gene Hackman not know there's a dead body of
39:43
his wife in his house and live for two more months by himself
39:47
until he eventually dies. Yep, I don't want any of that.
39:50
I don't want to see Tim Curry in the wheelchair.
39:52
It's awful. I can't.
39:53
I can't handle it. And they should have enough
39:57
money that they should, yeah, like they were big enough South,
40:02
they should have enough money that they should be able to,
40:04
unless they were just ridiculous with money, like, I don't know.
40:10
Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp, he's going to die
40:13
broke. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:22
The time he rented an Indian restaurant after the trial, so
40:27
he rented the entire place out, and then he just went and sat in
40:30
the manager's office so he could have some time to himself.
40:33
That's not a good investment of money.
40:36
No, it really isn't mentioned. Sean Connery.
40:40
I saw an interview with him from either late 70s or early 80s.
40:44
So after his famous Bond, yeah, but not after he became like,
40:50
you know, the God old man of cinema that he became.
40:56
Yeah. But the interview was done at
40:59
his house and it was just a normal house.
41:02
Like I remember thinking James Bond just lives in a normal
41:05
house like. Well, if people, if they're
41:08
smart, why not? Why do you need a mansion?
41:13
Yeah, exactly. Very few people need a mansion.
41:17
Well the only ones that you really see showing off mansions
41:20
and stuff now are the streams and stuff who are just renting
41:24
them. Yes, yeah.
41:28
And destroying them and they're horrible streamers that I wish
41:33
they would be cancelled are. Like, very, very few streamers.
41:37
They're all horrible. The in real life streamers are
41:40
the worst, like the people who play games and.
41:43
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine, but the in real
41:46
life, the ones who make it, they're the main character.
41:50
Yeah, just go away and leave people alone.
41:53
Don't do it. Yeah, you cringe.
41:55
It's awful, yeah. In fact, there were a few times
41:59
where when I've been travelling, I'll see like in one of these
42:03
people who will set stuff up and camera up and I'll be doing
42:07
stuff. I will make sure to walk
42:09
straight through the middle of that.
42:11
But in the middle of doing something because you're taking
42:14
up a ton of room, no one cares. Whereas if, if it's someone just
42:21
having a photo taken with their family or something like that, I
42:24
will. Yeah, of course.
42:25
Oh, wait a second. But if you're going to stand
42:28
there for 10 minutes while you work out, you're you're dancing
42:31
or you're anything. No, I'm going to walk through
42:34
blow. Out at the exact way you want it
42:36
to and. Yeah, no, I'm walking straight
42:38
through the centre of that shot. When you're in the middle of it,
42:43
I think you're upset how upset you get.
42:46
Yeah, I don't care about you or your audience.
42:50
At all, unless they want to become patriots of us.
42:55
Yeah, I'm wearing my Christmas jammies tonight, by the way.
43:00
They look Scottish. Yeah, because Totten, Yeah, each
43:06
year for the last couple of years we've got matching
43:09
Christmas jammies. So my entire family is currently
43:12
dressed like this. He's just in for the month or.
43:16
Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, Just yes.
43:18
December starts in December. We do Christmas jammies.
43:21
OK, yeah, I'm a very big Bah humbug with Christmas.
43:27
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, as I've been, especially
43:32
at work. Yeah, especially when people
43:36
come back after Christmas, I've heard.
43:39
People, people will put up all these decorations before we go
43:43
on break. Ton of decorations.
43:47
Do you think they come back early in the year?
43:49
No, they're not back for two or three weeks.
43:52
Who has to take a lot of shit down?
43:53
Me. Yeah.
43:54
Yeah, I think decorations. You could you could just ignore
44:00
it. It it frustrates me.
44:04
I want to get it down as quickly as possible, same as the
44:06
Halloween decorations we had up this year.
44:15
We talked about Bonnie blooping in prison, someone else's that's
44:19
in prison, which is a bit of follow up.
44:21
Matthew Perry's doctor has finally been sentenced to three
44:26
years in prison. Wow.
44:29
Ketamine up Matthew Perry. Wonder how much ketamine he gave
44:37
him? A lot, I think.
44:39
I think it was a lot. Because I know with me like I
44:42
get my ketamine infusions. Yeah.
44:46
And I've been across from people who are, oh, my God, I feel so
44:51
sick. This is making me feel weird.
44:54
And they're like half of what I am.
44:56
And I'm just, I'm at that stage where while my dreams are very
45:01
vivid and weird and I might send weird messages, most of the time
45:05
I'm just sitting there playing a game.
45:07
Yeah, yeah. So I don't know how he must have
45:14
given him a lot or he's just a weird I.
45:17
Mean recreationally when I was young, I didn't I I just if for
45:23
some reason it just didn't seem right to me.
45:26
So I was always like, no thanks. Well, all that is, it's fit to
45:29
put you like in. It's a horse tranquilizer,
45:32
isn't? It it's all tranquil, so it's
45:34
not like you're running around crazy or anything.
45:36
It just dulls you down and just and you go and if you take
45:41
enough you go into what they call you go into the K hole is
45:45
what they call it, which is where you just sit there.
45:51
Right. Oh, it's like the heroin on the
45:53
nods. Is it we just like?
45:56
Yeah, that's what I believe. But yeah, to give that's what
46:03
they that's what they call it. So ketamine to Kate Perry to
46:09
'cause these fatal drug up, but I've been told half he's in
46:11
prison. So we just see this is the thing
46:16
that annoys me because I would love to be able to just buy
46:19
ketamine. Yeah.
46:21
Right, then I could just take it home instead of having to have a
46:25
whole week off work. I think that's it's what
46:28
happened and then he died and. Because he took too much.
46:34
Yeah, but that's why you can't take it home.
46:36
Yes, you understand right. Because he cooked too much I
46:41
would be good and I would take the recommended amount and so
46:45
instead of having having to have like a a week off work maybe
46:49
every month or have like a weekend 3 days.
46:53
Yeah, right. Yeah.
46:56
But people ruin it for me. I've read Matthew Perry's book
47:00
and yeah, the man's an addict. The man has a substance abuse
47:04
addiction, and any substance will do.
47:05
Do you know what I mean? Just take booze away and it'll
47:07
be something else. Yeah, You should not have made
47:10
this man responsible for his. Own No.
47:12
Ketamine. Because yeah, he was going to
47:16
because even though even throughout all our friends you
47:18
seem blow up in weight, lose a lot of weight, it was always
47:23
because it was depending on what his vice of choice was, was how
47:28
he looked. That's right.
47:30
And yeah, and that was. Funny he was.
47:33
So they can't be trusted. I can be trusted.
47:38
Well, yeah, maybe I can. Believe me.
47:45
Yeah. I don't know.
47:51
Well also Paris assistant and the two people who supplied the
47:54
ketamine dose that killed him have also pleaded guilty.
47:57
So it sounds like he was getting it from more than one place as
48:01
well. Right.
48:03
Yeah, well, that was probably also why he had so much of it.
48:06
Yes. So you just you go to a doctor,
48:11
you go, are they this much like or the doctor shouldn't you
48:16
shouldn't tell a doctor how much you need the doctor go yeah,
48:18
take this amount over this time. So not.
48:20
Really tell the doctor what you want.
48:22
That's always assigned to. And I've got a doctor up the
48:24
road that I only go to to renew prescriptions because of bulk
48:28
pills. I've got a better doctor if
48:30
there's something wrong with me that I have to pay the 70 bucks.
48:34
But if all I want to do is is get a drug, I just go up the
48:37
road here and be like, I need this one particular drug and
48:40
they're like, OK. Depending on what it is, that
48:45
can make sense. It's nothing.
48:46
It's nothing anyone should worry about, but it's.
48:48
Yeah, like I'm not taking an opioid or anything I need.
48:52
It's not. Yeah, it's it's.
48:54
I need my reflux medicine. Controlled.
48:56
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I need my Nexium please.
48:59
Yes, yeah, just give me my restriction for that.
49:01
I don't want to pay for. They're just, it's all old man
49:04
medicines. But I just yeah, yeah.
49:08
Either just give me a standing prescription, like a card that
49:13
just says I can always get it get and any time I go to the
49:16
cameras, I'm allowed this. Please just give me more of
49:18
this. Because next thing is one of
49:20
those things like when you, when you're taking it, you're fine.
49:26
And then you'll stop for a few days, it's fine.
49:29
And then it comes back bad. Yeah.
49:32
Yeah, yeah, that's right. Oh no, I wasn't fine.
49:34
It's just that I was taking the medicine.
49:36
Medication that was fixing this. Yeah, Speaking of taking the
49:42
medicine, there was a quadriplegic, completely
49:46
paralyzed, non vocal, and they've hooked him up to brain
49:51
implants so that he can communicate.
49:55
And the first thing he said was, can I please have a beer?
50:02
I could say that honestly. Yeah.
50:09
What it was actually was actually working or was it to?
50:15
I, I also thought this sounded like something that was maybe
50:19
made-up. So I did, I did check, I did, I
50:21
did due diligence to this and it is real because I thought this
50:26
was kind of, this could be an onion, you know?
50:29
Yeah. The man, who was now 36, had two
50:31
square electrode arrays surgically implanted into his
50:33
brain to facilitate communication.
50:38
That's just so bad because that just means like he's paralyzed
50:41
and like he's just locked in his body.
50:43
I want beer, yeah. Could have been a worse request.
50:52
Added he wanted a head massage, a Curry and to listen to tool.
50:59
Sweet. Yeah, I mean.
51:07
Oh and also this looks like it's only happened to him recently
51:11
because he was able to interact with his four year old son and
51:13
wife. So this isn't a oh Jesus.
51:16
Right. Yeah, OK.
51:18
So yeah, something must have happened to him after.
51:23
Yeah, yeah. Well, that's sad.
51:27
That is sad. But even being able to
51:30
communicate I think would make a huge difference to being locked
51:35
in your body. Yeah, I think so too.
51:38
Yeah, yeah. Instead of just laying there and
51:43
people just being around you, giving you what you they think
51:49
you want. Yeah, there's no, I want a
51:52
blowjob there. Is there's an old movie called
51:57
Johnny Got His Gun, which is about a World War One soldier
52:00
who gets basically body trapped. So mind awake, body asleep.
52:06
It's what the Metallica song 1 is based on.
52:10
But in that movie you see him in his present state, all bandaged
52:14
and stuff. But you also just see all his
52:17
imaginings, all his memories and stuff like this.
52:20
But at one point the nurse jerks him off because she's like
52:24
giving him a sponge bath and there's a reaction.
52:26
She's like, oh poor guy, I'll fuck it, I'll just jerk him off.
52:30
But then in then I never really addressed this, but in the
52:32
memory that's happening kind of with that scene, it's him and
52:36
his mate going swimming back when they were young.
52:39
And it's like you're going to beat, are you applying
52:44
something? There Are you playing something
52:45
like. Yeah, like, like, this is a
52:50
strange choice if he's not gay. You're right, yeah, which you've
52:54
not said. There's no indication except for
52:57
right now where this is happening and he's thinking
52:59
about this. And it never comes up again.
53:02
No, not mentioned, Not mentioned again.
53:06
Maybe that's something that was, there's more that was cut
53:09
because I'm guessing that was a movie came out many years ago
53:13
and it was a different time. Yeah, true.
53:16
True, where being gay wasn't really accepted.
53:20
Yeah, maybe that they were a joke.
53:21
This will make it abundantly clear the audience will get it.
53:24
And now, because it's too subtle, we're like, what?
53:27
Does it mean something? Yeah.
53:30
Yeah, Did they give him the BI? Want to know if they gave him
53:35
the B? I'm trying to, I tried to suss
53:37
that out but I don't know. I don't know if they gave it to
53:40
him because I. Don't, because I think that
53:41
would be very mean to go, yeah, put the implant implant in.
53:45
What do you want? I want to be no no.
53:48
Yeah. Stop happy.
53:51
Yeah, I can understand if you were in a coma waking up and
53:53
that's the first thing you want. I have been to hospitals where I
53:57
there has been beer on the menu. Really.
54:01
Yep. Amazing.
54:03
Went to the hospital once and you know, it was just light
54:04
beer. What was it?
54:06
A full strength? It was light beer.
54:08
I tick that. I tick that box 100.
54:10
Percent. I actually quite like hospital
54:12
food and when my daughter was born, we had to stay for five
54:17
nights because she had something that she needed to, they needed
54:20
to watch her. So we're there for five nights
54:23
and they just bring her in the afternoon, They bring around the
54:25
the menu, you take it off. Yes, it's the exact kind of food
54:29
I like. You know, meat, bit of veggies,
54:32
something a little for dessert. They actually found out that by
54:35
giving people options, people are eating the food more, right?
54:40
Instead of just like bringing out and going, here's what you
54:43
get. People go.
54:44
This is why hospital food is bad.
54:46
But if you feel like you've got a choice?
54:48
That's that's a great point. Yeah.
54:50
Yeah. Psychological.
54:52
Yeah, yeah. I loved it.
54:53
Oh, that was excellent. Which is.
54:55
Why? I just still think people think
54:56
hospital food are not airplane. Yeah, airplane food is bad
55:00
because they get, you get like 2 choices.
55:02
That's it. Yeah, I think that's the reason
55:05
why people still think it's bad, which I don't think it is.
55:09
I don't think either, and I think part of it too, like the
55:13
one time I got bumped up into first class, we ate the same
55:16
food as everyone else, but it didn't come in that plastic
55:19
thing. It was on a yes with a knife and
55:21
fork. Felt like a proper meal, you
55:23
know what I mean? I think it's just that little
55:24
plastic tub that tricks your brain into thinking you're
55:26
eating something disgusting. That plastic tub that's sort of
55:28
hot and it's hard to take off and yeah, then you got to try
55:32
and get, yeah, there's not enough room because you're next
55:34
to everyone. Yeah, isn't.
55:37
There one thing that annoys me with news articles.
55:41
They always talk about like the new way we're going to fly, like
55:44
we're going to have different seating and stand up seating.
55:48
Nothing has changed except for we have less and less space.
55:54
Yeah, you're cramming more and more chairs into that thing.
55:57
Like they like, and the reason what you really notice is to
56:01
check the windows don't line up with the windows chairs anymore.
56:05
Yeah, that is definitely a sure sign you like there used to be a
56:08
chair only at each of these windows.
56:11
Yeah, but no, I wish, like some of these articles you see they
56:16
got. Oh yeah, like this is a good
56:17
idea. Do it.
56:19
Do it. No one's done it.
56:22
No, it costs too much money. Also, I think we should go back
56:26
to supersonic speed. Yeah, I don't say why not.
56:30
I'm really confused why they stopped that.
56:33
A part of it is like airports can't handle, like, imagine so
56:40
many planes arriving right, so quickly, they can't handle that.
56:44
But what if we just did it for like international travel, like
56:47
stuff that's over 10 hours or something that could do it
56:52
because, yeah, like to reduce that time.
56:54
Yeah, yeah. Basically just do it for
56:57
Australia going anywhere. Just where we want to go, yeah.
57:01
Yes, because like going to Europe, I I love Europe, I hate
57:08
going there and I'll probably never go back because it takes
57:11
you 35 hours to get home. Yeah, it's a long, long trip
57:16
home. Yeah.
57:18
And it's not like in the olden days where you were on a boat,
57:21
you know, where you could walk around like you just got to sit
57:24
there. You just sit in one chair.
57:27
I go crazy. Like people don't dress for
57:30
flight anymore. No they do not and it's getting
57:34
worse of this. I've seen just people rock up in
57:37
their literal pajamas at the airport now.
57:40
I just find that disgusting. I'm still like, I'll wear a
57:43
collar and I've got my travel pants that are, yeah, like,
57:46
still pants, but they're smart. But they've got a yeah, yeah.
57:50
Yeah, that's what I've got. Like travel chic?
57:54
Yes. Yeah, I'll do a polo.
57:56
So it's like feels like AT shirt, but it's got the collar
57:58
so it looks a bit smarter. I just know when you get up to
58:01
the counter you've got to make an impression.
58:04
Yes, but no one else seems to care anymore.
58:07
No, I tell you though, whenever I see a guy in a suit, like
58:11
maybe he's on a business trip or something, I always been like,
58:14
fuck, I wish I was in a suit. Like, it just, it just makes
58:18
being on that plane seem so much more important when you're in a
58:21
suit. I I also think by dressing up
58:24
there's more of a chance of being bumped up to like business
58:27
class probably. Right.
58:28
Yeah. Like, like I've dressed nice.
58:30
Like there's a chance. If it's possible, just bump me
58:34
up. Yeah, which, yeah.
58:35
It's only happened for me once and it was the worst trip ever.
58:41
Not. The one where you had food
58:45
points? Yeah, it was the one I just came
58:46
out of hospital. Yeah.
58:48
So I went the first class of business class and I slept.
58:52
Yeah, right. Right.
58:53
So did you get to experience anything?
58:57
Because. The fact that you could sleep
59:00
and could sleep well means you did get the business class
59:03
experience because. That was the most.
59:05
Valuable thing. Still on ketamine, I was going
59:08
to sleep no matter where I was. Fair enough.
59:11
Yeah. And yeah, that was probably
59:12
wasted. Yeah, I still stuck it.
59:16
I had to sneak into the lounge though.
59:19
Oh yes. Definitely.
59:20
Because I was upgraded, I wasn't giving the lounge, so they
59:24
didn't give me the lounge ticket.
59:25
And they actually told me at the ticket desk you don't have
59:28
access to the lounge because we upgraded you.
59:31
Yep, not a problem. But I just walked to the lounge
59:34
and showed them my ticket. Went yeah.
59:36
Business class, they went. Did you get a ticket?
59:39
I went no. And I went, oh, OK, in you go.
59:44
Great, well played, well played. Worth a shot.
59:49
The time that I got bumped, it was first class, not even
59:53
business. That's first class on British
59:55
Airways, which was a flight from Sydney to London, but I was only
59:59
going to Thailand, which was the stopover.
1:00:02
And they're like, well, there's a seat.
1:00:04
You can just go in it. You got to go upstairs.
1:00:07
It's in the nose, it's above the pilot.
1:00:09
Like it's just it's, it's on a different floor.
1:00:11
To the others, it's huge, isn't? It beautiful.
1:00:14
Yeah, it's lovely. Like you can get up and actually
1:00:17
walk around and they have a bar. Yep.
1:00:20
Where I was sitting, no other passengers could see me.
1:00:23
I was like around the corner. I had my own little space.
1:00:26
Yeah, it was incredible. But it was 2010 so I I reckon
1:00:31
the better now. I don't know how people afford
1:00:34
those tickets because they're like 10 to $12,000.
1:00:37
Yeah, yeah, it's ridiculous. Even business class I can't
1:00:42
afford. Yeah, yeah.
1:00:45
Because they're like triple the price of just.
1:00:48
Yeah. And.
1:00:50
Yes, it's miserable, but just just get me home, You know, at
1:00:53
that point, just just just let's just.
1:00:56
Give me home. That's why I just just give us a
1:00:58
Sonic travel for us. Yeah.
1:01:02
Like you think it's Sonic? Travel.
1:01:04
Yes. Let's let's travel sonically
1:01:08
into the after party. Well, we shall.
1:01:13
So we're gonna end this episode now.
1:01:15
So I now need to end this recording.
1:01:17
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1:01:22
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1:01:25
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