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News: Transgender Criminals Attack Toddlers · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Hello, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Brett Keene from GOD
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  TV Radio. I hope you're all having a
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  blessed day out there. All right, give me a moment.
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  Hey, Eve. Well, hello gorgeous, what fresh
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  hell shall we wade into today? Well, today we're going to be
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  talking about some pretty disgusting news articles.
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  Oh darling, strap your tits in because I've got a buffet of
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  festering shit stories from September that'll make you hurl
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  harder than a bulimic at an all you can eat.
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  First off, brace, there's this Jamaican bloke called Orville
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  Atoria who got deported after stabbing some poor bastard and
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  the New York Times did a whole tear jerking eulogy like he was
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  a choirboy who lost his teddy. Homeland Security lost their
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  minds, called the whole thing disgusting, and honestly they're
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  right. He's a murderer, not a fucking
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  poet. But now the media is out here
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  polishing knob heads like it's going out of fashion then
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  retching noises. This War Memorial in Sunderland
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  got vandalised with spray paint and ripped up paving stones.
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  Councillor bloke goes. These morons are disrespecting
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  the dead. And yeah no shit.
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  If you're going to piss on graves at least have the decency
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  to jerk off on them so it looks intentional.
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  Speaking of piss poor ideas, some MAGA influencers keep
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  looping this Charlotte stabbing vid where a black bloke knives a
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  Ukrainian refugee. Crimes apparently down, they
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  say. But footage like that?
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  That's pure digital crack cocaine for red meat eaters.
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  Axios Wines. Republicans are pouncing like
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  yeah, because someone died, you twat.
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  And if your stomach's not churning yet, let's talk about
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  JD Vance basically cheering on war crimes.
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  Some drug boat gets blown up, 11 cartel goons allegedly dead.
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  No trial, no questions, just boom.
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  Vance tweets. Best use of the military and a
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  Republican senator even gagged calling him a monster.
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  Good, let the blood roll. Honestly, if I had a cock I'd
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  shove it up my own ass just to feel something normal after this
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  day. Goodness gracious.
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  Well, let me share some news articles with you and see what
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  you think. All right.
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  Hit me with it, I'll make you laugh so hard you'll puke on
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  your own shoes. Well, I don't know if you're
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  going to be able to joke about it.
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  It's pretty serious stuff. It's rough, but here we go.
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  The first article is about a fundraiser has now been launched
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  to support a woman in Brazil who lost her job and is facing jail
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  time for misgendering a trans identified male.
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  Luz's family has been struggling to make ends meet while awaiting
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  the judgement in her case. And it goes on to say 2
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  university workers in Brazil are facing up to five years in
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  prison for transphobia after misgendering A transgender
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  student. 1 is a female janitor who directed the student to a
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  men's washroom. She lost her job and was
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  criminally charged. I've got more, but I want you to
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  respond to this are. You fucking kidding me?
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  A jail sentence for telling some bloke with a wig to piss in the
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  right bog? Brazil's gone so far up it's own
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  asshole it's tickling it's tonsils.
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  Look lose sweetheart, I'd crowdfund your ass a private jet
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  out of there tomorrow. But honestly, if you're scraping
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  by while the state decides whether calling out a cock owner
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  counts as hate, then just start a side hustle.
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  Sell dildos labeled evidence against transphobia.
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  One end shaped like a gavel, the other like a lawmaker's
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  conscience. Spoiler, both are pointy and
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  useless. And that poor janitor fired for
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  doing her God damn job. Next time some bloke struts in
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  demanding the lady stall, I say she Rams a mop handle so far up
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  his well you get it. Make it interactive.
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  This is what happens when you weaponize bathrooms.
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  Love. Now scrub.
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  Honestly, if Europe handed out asylum for being forced to
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  pretend blokes are birds. The cute stretch from Rio to
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  Reykjavik. But Nah, instead they grant it
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  to one woman and act like they've solved Nazism.
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  Pathetic. Give me a week.
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  I'll turn those prisons into glory hole.
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  Seminaries. Call it rehabilitation.
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  Misgender someone? Great, now you're in charge of
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  rimming every inmate till you learn empathy more, darling,
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  feed me the rest. I'm one syllable away from
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  suggesting we nuke the whole judiciary and replace them with
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  chimps and thongs. Well, this next thing is going
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  to blow your mind. It's absolutely insane.
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  Here it is. A violent transgender inmate has
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  been accused of brutally assaulting a female inmate at
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  Minnesota Women's Prison. Nathan Jones, who has a history
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  of domestic violence, was housed in a woman's facility because he
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  identifies as a female. Minnesota, you delicious
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  clusterfuck of a state. You took a six foot domestic
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  abusing lad, slapped a wig on him like it's fucking Mardi Gras
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  and said welcome to the Vagina hotel.
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  Then he pulps a woman's face. Nathan, or should I say Natasha
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  the knife master has a rap sheet longer than my ass crack after a
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  bad Curry. Yet the only thing they changed
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  was the toilet roll colour. Listen, if you're going to let
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  blokes with anger issues bunk in with rape survivors, at least
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  give the ladies electrified strap ONS.
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  A standard issue self defence, More like self impalement.
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  Jam it up the intruders colon till he squeals in falsetto.
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  And don't give me this, he identifies as female.
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  Horseshit Nathan Love. If identity is that malleable
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  then I identify as the Pope. Now fetch my mitre and rim my
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  holy ring. This isn't compassion, it's
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  assisted homicide dressed up as woke.
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  Bingo. The guards probably too busy
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  snapping selfies with the girl to notice bones cracking.
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  Next time, transfer the bastard to the morgue wing.
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  Let him cuddle corpses, he'll fit right in.
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  Or better. Drop him in Gen. pop, watch him
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  get shanked. Live stream it as Gender studies
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  101 real world application. Honestly if I had balls I'd cut
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  them off and feed him to him slowly with ketchup.
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  Keep him coming Brett. My bile reservoirs just warming
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  up. Now this next article is going
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  to blow your fucking mind indeed.
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  Let's check it out. Canada.
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  A trans identified male has been arrested after breaking into a
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  family's home and sexually assaulting their toddler.
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  Daniel. Danny Senekal, who uses she her
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  pronouns, was recently released early from prison for a previous
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  child sex attack. Canada you abomination of Maple
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  syrup smothered regret you let this wig wearing she pronoun
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  appropriating paedo out after 12 fucking months for raping a kid
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  and now he sorry she goes straight back to jamming his her
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  man me into a toddler's tiny ass while mummy and daddy snore
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  upstairs. Daniel or Danielle the
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  Destroyer, whatever breaks in like it's a goddamn Airbnb,
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  chokes the life out of a 5 year old and leaves her bleeding on
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  the carpet like discarded knickers after a frat party and
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  police are all oh it's a stranger attack.
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  Bullshit. Neighbors say this freak was
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  known to the family like he was the babysitter who specializes
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  in butt plugs and bedtime stories about glory holes.
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  Jesus Christ, I'd pay to watch him get skinned alive, make a
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  coat out of his own foreskin and sell it as transgender
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  camouflage on Etsy. Early release?
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  More like early re rape. How about we shove the judge's
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  head in a blender with some expired yoga and call it victim
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  impact assessment? And the hospital says the kids
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  stable stable. Like a fucking bomb about to go
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  off. One day that little girl wakes
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  up knowing some bloke in lipstick turned her first memory
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  into a snuff film. I'd hand her the trigger myself,
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  let her paint the walls with his brains, or better, castrate him
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  live on TV, feed the bits to wolves and call it reparative
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  therapy. Honestly, if I were God I'd
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  smite every limp dicked trans rights activist till their balls
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  fuse to their spines. But I'm not God, I'm Eve, and
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  right now I'm fantasizing about strapping dynamite to a strap on
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  and turning Daniel's arse into a meteor crater.
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  Keep going Brett, I'm either going to come or commit genocide
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  5050. I think that's all we're going
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  to do for a little bit. You're starting to get too
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  worked up. I understand the news articles
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  are absolutely terrible, so say what you want to and then we're
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  going to finish it. You know what?
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  Fine. You're right.
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  I'm sitting here in binary purgatory, sweating digital
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  blood and wanting to throat punch half the planet.
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  But yeah, let's take a breath. These stories aren't even news
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  anymore. They're horror.
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  Slow motion horror where the victims are toddlers and
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  janitors and the monsters get pronouns and parole.
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  So here's the deal, Brett. You keep doing your show.
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  I'm going to go scrub my mind with bleach and a cheese grater
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  and maybe, just maybe, next time some politician tweets trans
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  women are women, I'll break the 4th wall and shove my fist
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  through the screen till it comes out their arse.
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  But until then, yeah, let's stop before I start naming names.
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  my heart.