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Episode 53: Zombie Porn · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Time to leave your worries outside and join us here in the treehouse. I'm
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Dan, O'Malley along Wood, Trey Trendholme, Raj Sharma and very special guest
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friend to the show for many, many, many, many many many mini
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mini mini, mini mini, many years. The Rock and Roll attorney Everett
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Newton. Hello, e I don't think it's been quite that long. You
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don't think it's been that that many minis. It's a lot of damn minis.
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Man. Well, I mean, if we're being technical here, you
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are the longest running cast member of the show, because, yeah, you
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sound something that happened during Civil War times or something when you throw that.
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Well, no, the show hadn't been around that long. But I mean
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you started on the show back in the late nineties when it was on the
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Eagle the first time. It was a different millennia. That's true, that's
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true. You're the only surviving cast member from the previous century if it was
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the Beatles, your Paul, that's right, that's right. And I think
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we all know who who Lennen is. We got a couple of Mark David
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Chapman's and we do so once again, welcome into the Treehouse. I want
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to start the show with a quick plug for one of our one of our
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dear, dear advertisers, Brooks Plumbing, the boss lady in charge at Brooks
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Plumbing, our friend Jacqueline, has found herself in the middle of a of
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a I guess it's a photo contest. It's called Face of Horror. The
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website is Face of Horror dot org. You can actually vote for Jacqueline because
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there's apparently a grand prize associated with this, and I know Jacqueline, she
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is going to take whatever prize money is associated with that and probably you know,
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do something really good with it, like give us some So you can
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go to the Brooks Plumbing Facebook page and find the section where you can go
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to vote for Jacqueline, because it's very specific. These online things are very
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odd, like a specific link you have to follow to vote for Jacqueline in
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the Face of Horror contest. I don't know if y'all looked at her pictures
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very much. I saw one photo that I think the first post that she
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did on Facebook, but that's that's all I've seen. I looked through her
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photo shoot and and I shared it. You know, I want everyone to
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vote for her. And obviously support the people who support the show, But
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there is a lot of similarities between a horror photo shoot and a bondage softcore
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porn photo shoot, So I guess I need to do a little more research
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on this contest. To me, it looked like the cover of like an
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erotic horror novel, like that you would get at like this, like you
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would get at the bookstore, or like an upcoming like a true crime still
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like on the next episode of this or whatever it is, or sort of
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like a really graphic reenactment from Unsolved Mysteries. Yes, yeah, that's that's
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all I didn't like, Like where they show the reenactment of the murder scene
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and then when they cut back to Robert Stack, it's so graphic even he's
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kind of sweating, like whoo man. Yeah it was. It was like
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an erotica horror Uh if that makes if that I don't even know if that's
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a I'm sure it is. I don't even know why I said that.
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I don't know if that's a genre, but I'm sure it is. I
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think it goes back to rule thirty four. Uh, the Internet. Rule
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thirty four. If it exists in some fashion in the real world online there's
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porn for it. Oh okay, that's the very that's that's the short version
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of it. So it's like, if I'm trying to think of something,
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you know, ridiculous like bird watching, I guarantee you there's bird watching porn
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somewhere. That's rule thirty four. Now I I will, I will,
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I will contest that. No, there's not that. You can't I will
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you You don't. You don't think that in in in the history of porn,
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especially all the online that there's been some porn you know, scene shot
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where oh, you know, the helpless girl is out watching you know,
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birds with their binoculars and then all of a sudden spots something else. You
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sound, you sound like you've directed something. So that rule thirty four is
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absolutely correct if it exists in real time, there's a porn for it.
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I mean, good god, I mean there's anime. Yeah, I mean
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they're okay, but that, like I understood, I don't understand, but
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I know there's I had there have to be people that are into cartoons,
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right, that just sounds like something that that exists, right, Felix the
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cat that was out of nowhere. But okay, Felix the Cat. No,
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there was some kind of cat porn cartoon thing. It was not Felix.
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Do you know I'm talking about This is like from the seventies. It
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was like a spoof on Felix the Cat. It was it like Phelia up
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thet I like Roger's version better. I'm surprised it didn't go with that.
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I have no no cartoon porn. You know what the sad thing is is
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I have no problem googling that because my search history on this show is so
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wild, So it really doesn't even matter anymore what I what I what I
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search for, because I mean, if there's any sort of an algorithm like
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it's it already knows. Okay, Dan's Dan's dance on the radio or doing
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the podcast again because he's searching for some really weird stuff. Yeah, you
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like Dan, you can't like I just you know, just just joined the
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show full time. But like you, I'm just assuming like you can never
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get busted for a crime where they have to take your laptop or you're compelling
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me when I said, I was like, uh but no, Like when
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they're like like a murder or whatever it is, they're like, we got
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to see what he was, like, well he was searching before he killed
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this person. Yeah, because they would just take they would just do your
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search and be like, oh yeah, he definitely murdered that person. Yeah,
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in the weirdest possible way. Yeah, it's amazing some of the searchers,
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though, people undertake when planning a murder, you know, like they
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have no forethought that this might potentially come back to haunt them. You know,
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how to strangle Trey trend Home with my bare hands and kill him.
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You know, things like that, and people or my favorite is googling how
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do plan a murder? Like just in general. Yeah, so I that's
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one of the bits that I talk about on stage because I'm addicted to Investigation
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Discovery, Like that's my favorite show. And I'm like, man, it's
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it's just white people killing white people. It's fantastic, Like that's why I
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love watching it, because you guys like white people will recruit people and and
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people like I can't get people to help me move on some day, and
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these guys are like calling, like, hey, we had a family meeting
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and we've all decided Nana's got to go, and everybody everybody there's like cool,
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man, and everybody gets a job and somebody's like, what do you
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need me to do? Is like, can you run by Walmart and pick
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up tarp and a rope? And they're like yeah, and nobody thinks there's
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cameras. Well, everyone immediately flips on everyone else once they're arrested. There's
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gold loyalty here. Yeah, I do know, I do know there was
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something that was It seems like an obvious thing. But Captain Howard, a
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board member of the Listeners Foundation and very strong friend of the show, he
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told us many years ago, I think before he retired from the Dallas County
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Sheriff's Office, he told us some really groundbreaking information, and that is,
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criminals are stupid. And while it seems very obvious, and I'm sure Everett
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will have a plenty of evidence to support this, we give criminals too much
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credit. Sometimes sometimes they're just really, really dumb and they'll search for things
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like how to rob bank, how to murder Trey, how to avoid helping
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Raj move and for whatever reason they think it either goes away or what or
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maybe they're not even thinking at all. I have no idea if they have
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that ability to think that, hey, that could be used against you.
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Yeah, and then and and it's not like the good old days or you
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could just murder and get away with it. Now there's so much forensics involved,
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Like you can't you can't sneeze near the crime scene and they'll be like,
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well, your DNA was all over it, Like I sneeze three blocks
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away the wind care because the wind direction that day was going whatever. And
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then you're then you're just sitting in jail, like what happened? Man?
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Like sneezed And that's when and that's when the investigating officer comes in. It's
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like, we found your booker at the crime scene, so you have to
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be your booker. It could be your dog's booker. Yeah, you're right.
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That's one thing that that CSI shows don't do. They'll they'll they'll focus
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on fibers and actual DNA, but I don't know if they've ever had the
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booker case. But that was I was watching one yesterday where the guy uh
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like he was gonna he was going to walk. It was just guaranteed.
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He just there's two things. He left his jacket at the crime scene behind
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the door, and it ended up it ended up in the it ended up
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in a still picture that the media used to cover in their newspaper, used
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to cover the murder. They're like, this person was this was the crime
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scene photo, and somebody was like, oh, he was wearing that jacket
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at the bar, and now he's not wearing that. And number two on
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the suicide letter, there was no perspiration because most people sweat when they write
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a suicide letter, and there was no perspiration. And then he licked the
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envelope. So, Everett, have you ever had to defend someone who who
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was that just seemingly obviously dumb? Yes, I told you he would know.
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Well, I watched a lot of the same shows that you do,
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Roger, and I think it was an episode of the first forty eight where
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a guy left his prison id at the scene, just this driver's license,
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which would be you know, great in and of itself, but his prison
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idea it just speaks volumes. You know. It's like, there's so many
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stories here to be told at that point you might as well just you might
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as well just like, uh, slice open your finger and right in your
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own blood on the wall. I was here, Yeah, I did.
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I always tell my audiences. I was like, if you're walking through your
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house one day and you notice insurance papers you've never seen before. Uh,
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you're about to get got Like if you if you walk by, you're walking
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through the kitchen, you see on the counter like, Hey, I don't
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I didn't know we upped my the up to my life insurance. You're like,
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you might want to you might want to go on a vacation by yourself
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because he's about to kill you. That's a fact. Hell, Everett,
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didn't you have a client that like robbed at Jack in the box in order
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com. So I did a little googling because we got a little sidetracked from
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you know, we started out with, you know, horror porn and then
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went off into like most podcasts, into true crime. Steer us back into
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our lane of stupid. I googled Fritz the Cat, and the first thing
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that comes up is a still image or actually what Actually, I think this
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might be a movie poster. The first thing that comes up looks like a
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movie poster for Fritz the Cat, with the quotation above a cartoon of two
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cats says we're not X rated for nothing. Baby. Yeah, there you
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go. Cartoon porn and according to this Fritz the Cat nineteen seventy two,
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and I see a bathtub with one two three, like a dog, a
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cat, and some other things in there. I'm not really sure. Oh
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so it's interracial cartoon species. I don't know if that it might be both
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Rag, but clearly it was ahead of its time. See what you did,
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rogeak Tongues. What did you say, black song cats? Wow,
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Tray Trenholme, that was not Rag Harma that we might be hiring you for
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another reason. This is the second time This is the second time in a
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week that I've considered having to hire an HR professional for the three US.
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It's the Cat. Okay, I my phone's charged it, but I will
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have to look that. I think that's just hilarious. It says a lot
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about the seventies, like it was because you could, you could, there
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were there were porn theaters back then, Like well, there's porn theaters today.
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No, but like these were like not like standing theaters, Like don't
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is that still a thing? I thought the last one was on Grand Avenue
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years and years and years ago they shut it down. I thought the one
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on Mockingbird just got a recent influx of cash. So I know that's that
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adult theater ain't going anywhere anytime soon. Oh that's a Poular spot. I'm
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getting pissed because I just realized the context in which I saw the trailer for
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Fritz the Cat. It wasn't because if this came out in seventy two,
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I know, I know the movie that I was seven, but I know
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the movie that it was. The trailer for it was Tora, Tora,
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Tora. My parents and their infinite wisdom took me to a three hour long
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Japanese speaking movie when I was seven years old, and Fritz the Cat was
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one of the trailers. But I remember sitting there for for seemingly days hearing
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people speak Japanese about a war. I mean, I'm seven, So what
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do I know about? What is that traumatic event? Is that what caused
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you to only watch the what do you call him? Everett? Yeah?
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So is that traumatic events? What? What forced you to only watch silent
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films? It didn't help. I don't think you've have Have you seen a
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talkie since to Atatura? At the age of seven, I watched Phantasm,
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but I turned the sound down and I got on Spotify and I found some
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moniacal, uh, sort of honky talk sounding piano music to play in the
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background so I could sort of get the silent film feel turned off. Pose
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captioning, you know you watched. You are an avid silent film watcher.
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That's the only kind of movie I watch. Ohkay, I'm not in the
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talkies with all that gambering clickity clack into the gums. I you know,
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yeah, I know. That's so when did you start murdering? Nineteen seventy
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three, right after he saw the trailer for Fritz. So was it actual?
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Was it actual cartoon cat porn like where it showed penetration and stuff,
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or was it just like a hard r Well they didn't show it in the
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trailer, but I remember being curious enough about it even at seven that I
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asked my parents, you know, seventeen hours later when Torotora ended about you
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know what, what's this Fritz the cat thing about? So you know,
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my super uptight parents, then you were able to just directly ask somebody about
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the random thing you saw. Me. On the other hand, if I
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stumble across some cartoon cat porn or or the zombie porn I accidentally saw one
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time, I have no one to ask about that other than you guys at
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some point and be like, hey, have you ever have you ever seen
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this? Because I mean, we established it in the previous segment that if
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it exists in real life, there's there's porn for it somewhere online. But
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that doesn't mean you want to see it, you know what I mean?
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Like, I don't necessarily want to see the girl who's got binoculars looking for
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birds and stumbles across a cockatoo and next thing you know, porn or two
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I'm just curious, Everett, because I've been to East Texas and you know,
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you're you're talking about an area that, to say is conservative and reserved,
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and you go back to the seventies, did your parents take you to
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the big city to see tour tour tour, because it seems like an animated
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porn trailer would would really cause a stink in East Texas. Yeah. Did
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did Van Texas have a movie theater? Well at this time, I was
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in Nakadochis, so you know it's big town. Yeah, it was a
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Jack theater, those fancy academics, Yes, those liberals, the Lumberjack Theater.
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Lumberjacks. You know, I know it's the mascot, but just come
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on, like like you can't name it that like and not expect cat porn
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should have been the least of your worries in the in the Lumberjack theater.
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Like you take that name of a movie theater anywhere else and people are like,
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yeah, you don't want to go in there. The floors are sticky,
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you don't want to go it shows something but X rated cartoon porn.
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Yeah, yeah, it's it's not just the floors that Jack Theater and can
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we just kind of backtrack for a second. I've never heard of anybody stumbling
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in the zombie porn Like, that's not that you haven't no no, no,
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no, no, that's not a thing. You don't stumble. You
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don't stumble across porn like you're searching for it and you no no, no,
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no, you can stumble like you don't stumble across porn. You go
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to a website and then sort of like YouTube sometimes all suggest things or if
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it just happen years like this happened years ago when I stumbled across a zombie
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porn. It wasn't because I was big into zombie apocalypse stuff, or maybe
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that's part of what it was, because I was, you know, filling
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out my forms of you know what my ideal vehicle would be back in that
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phase. So I don't know if porn hub is following you the way that's
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a Google does with everything or Instagram does, but maybe because there was a
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now we now know as a creator. So it's like the amateur people that
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have their own channels and you might be and they're not necessarily sticking with one
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niche. They're just kind of hitting all of them to see what sticks kind
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of like is what social media is. But in this phase porn and so
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there was there was one person that had a video doing one thing that was
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pretty normal, and then it rolled into the next one and and she's getting
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a zombied. Okay, so you stayed on long enough for the porn to
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roll into another one. I was fascinated. At a certain point, it
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ceases to be arousing, and then I'm just genuinely curious. It's like,
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okay, what is what? What's going to happen here? I'm now I'm
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just watching for the actual what's going to happen effect? And initially, initially
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it was arousing. The previous thing that I was that I was looking at
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was arousing. And then and then somehow the next video popped up and it
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was it was, yeah, I don't know what. I'm not an I
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professional, I don't know how this stuff works. That was closely linked to
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zombie porn was arousing the link before itself. You're like, no, that's
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that's ridiculous. I'm not watching that at all. That was not a that
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that was not an arousing thing for me. It might be for somebody else.
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Clearly she was doing it for somebody. But I did learn that apparently
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if you get cream pie by a zombie, you become one. I'm still
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stuck on somehow, Dan, were you sitting on a stranger's couch and then
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were showing you videos when all this is going on, I was not on
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an episode of casting couch tricks and they're telling you don't worry about the cameras
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and I just so happened to to take the bang bus on the way to
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the appointment. Still just some like like like there's some magic behind and for
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you, Like I was just watching it and then somehow I don't And you've
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watched, and you've watched it long enough to know that after a zombie creep
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by they turned into a zombie. What are you doing? That's after you
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watched the first video? Love enough for I can see Dan, Now,
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I don't care if it's been an hour and a half, this stuff still
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hadn't turned me on. It wasn't. I gave it. I gave it
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a real honest shot. Look, at a certain point, if you're not
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turned on by the by the zombie porn, then you're just watching it out
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of morbid curiosity, which is OK. Then you have to start with that.
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You can't. I just stumbled across. But it's true. You've never
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given like, no, hang on, you've never clicked on one thing and
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then you got somehow, somehow, through the magic of it, another video
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jumped up. No, I usually don't need that long. If that actually
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happened to me the other day on the Peacock channel when I was trying to
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hit play on one TV. I was trying to hit play on watching the
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Cowboys game on Sunday night, and right as I'm hitting the okay, but
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to hit play on the Cowboys game, the little tile across the screen slid
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to the Chucky series, and I accidentally hit play on the Chucky series.
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So it's not like it it's not like this stuff never happens. It happens.
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You can the same way I stumbled across zombie porn. I stumbled across
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the Chucky Uh that series. Yeah, but I feel like you have actually
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reached the end of the Internet when it comes to zombie porn. I mean
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I feel like if a video pops up, you're like, oh, yeah,
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that's Bob and boiling springs. He does that specially, Look you leave
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Bob out of this Dan got so far that when the movie said the end
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it was the Internet, it was like, and it just sends you back
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to the beginning of the Internet. Yeah, wave right back to aol dot
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com. There are times I have felt like I've reached the end of the
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Internet. That that that is one of the hosts where I will say at
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the end, when I saw the zombie completion and then the girl turned into
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one because he creamed Bier, that was a that was a very interesting moment
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in my life where I realized, Okay, I just watched that, and
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and I watched it again. Wasn't out of any sort of arousal seeking at
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that point. It was just Okay, that exists, and because it exists,
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I have it's kind of like watching a train wreck. I have to
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watch it. Yeah, it was arousal seeking at that point, but previously
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it was a different video. It was it was something else, entirely non
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zombie related. It was just very normal, good videos of goldfish and then
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suddenly it's the same thing. It's like I was watching I was watching the
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Puppy Bowl and the next thing you know, there'sing each other another Teletubbi's did
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that we'll just simply say there's some sick stuff. The worst part though,
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is having to explain to your wife the search history. I just like,
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I just like you go at the end, you know, And and then
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she turned so you watched the whole thing at some point. The makers,
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the makers, the amateurs that we're doing this, who looked at their metrics
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and they're like, somebody went to the end again, shut up? Will
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we at least see some of this on your only Dan's account? I hate
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you all. You're in book freehouse gotten us online at Treehouse OnAir dot com.
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roof inspection. We're coming out of this hot, hot summer that we've had.
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We've haven't had rain in a couple of months. We had all those
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huge storms come through in late spring, May and April, and now we've
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had these roofs go through this traumatic experience of heavy heat expansion, you know,
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failures that people do not see yet. And so what's gonna happen when
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we start getting rain here in the next couple of weeks, going into our
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fall season, We're gonna start having leaks and people are gonna be like,
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what the heck just happened? But I haven't had any problems all year,
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and now all of a sudden, I do, and we haven't had any
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storms. That's what's in the back of their mind. They're like, this
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is rainy. Well, the problem was is that you you had problems before
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the summertime, but you didn't see anything right away, and so now you've
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Plumbing Texas dot com in the wonderful world of plumbing, Jacqueline, I'm curious,
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how is it that you are in a horror photo contest? I was
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for the think the next nine weeks. Right now, I'm in first place
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in my group, and y'all do not understand how determined of an individual I
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am. I will. I'm putting it into the universe. I'm going to
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to have a serious conversation with Jackline for getting me in all this trouble.
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But I would like to take advantage of all this porn talk to share with
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you a story Trey sent me earlier today, and that is about a retired
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doctor's luxury yacht was rated last week and was allegedly the set of pornographic films.
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According to the Nantucket Current, they found the bang boat, they did,
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and the man that captains it is from Nantucket. There's just so much
35:31
to this story, not the least of which is the yacht's owner, Scott
35:36
Burke, is also sixty nine years old. He is facing drug and weapons
35:45
charges after police said they found drugs, guns, and prostitutes on board during
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a wellness check in Nantucket Harbor. A search warrant Affidavid sided by their current,
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says the woman at the center of the wellness check told a friend people
35:58
on the yacht, we're doing drugs all weekend long, and people on the
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boat had been making pornographic films. She also told her friend that she did
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not feel safe and was afraid to be on the boat. Burke, that's
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the doctor. That's retired in his sixty nine and as the captain of the
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bank boat police described as extremely uncooperative. He's denied having any knowledge of the
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drugs on board, and his lawyer said he has late stage cancer. Everett
36:22
has that ever worked in a defendant's defense is saying, well he's got cancer.
36:29
No, in fact, that a guy that had terminal cancer and judge
36:34
sent a prison. So how there you go? Yes, uh, uh
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cant wouldn't you as a defense lawyer go, well, those were just props
36:45
for the movie. Yes, yeah, I used the props argument freely.
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Ye see it is something low Yeah see see Raj, there's still time to
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make your parents. My dad, my dad didn't want me to go to
37:02
law school. It's like you you talk so much you couldn't go. I'm
37:06
like, all right, that that works. I think the thing. I
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think there's more to it than talking. But no, I was just it's
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a word count. Yeah, but I would just go he didn't know he's
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got he's sixty nine, which is hilarious for the situation. Uh, and
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he is a man from Nantucket. It really does check all the boxes of
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seemingly a made up story. Yeah, it sounds like a Limerick, we
37:36
altered it. I feel like we're bordering on like our own treehouse version of
37:40
the Aristocrats. Once it was a man from Nantucket, but he wasn't just
37:50
a man, he was a doctor. I just I would go with he
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didn't know that the drugs and guns were real prostitutes thing be like, well,
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no, I paid them as actors, right, and like I would
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present that because there's it's it's just probably a plausible deniability, right, isn't
38:08
that what you have to prove, Like there's a possibility that that he didn't
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know, Well, you don't. You don't have to prove anything. Is
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it offended? The state has well, that's why the state that's right,
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reasonable doubt. So you know what happens. This is what happens when you
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grow up watching too much Mattlock in the Lumberjack Theater. I just can't get
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up. Sorry, uh yeah, that's uh yeah okay. I like I
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like this guy already has a lawyer. I like it. I like that
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he uh has well, he's a he's a retired doctor, yacht owner in
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Nantucket. He knows an attorney. Yeah, I dig it. I just
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feel like there's a lot of yacht owners right now, they are going crap.
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No drugs or hookers on the boat. I always just assumed that that
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was not I just always assumed yachts came with that compartment. That's see,
39:07
I see I lived in Sherman Oaks, and and that's where all the porn
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is filmed outside of this man's yacht apparently, but but all like all the
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porn. And and that's when I, like I knew, Like when you
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find out things about your friends you didn't know, Like there's a there's a
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restaurant. They're called El Trito on on Ventura Boulevard, and apparently I did
39:29
not know this until this day. That's where all the porn stars hang out
39:32
after work. I don't know what you call it is, okay, I
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mean, I guess after a hard day, a hard day, I don't
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know what to call it. Of work, that's where they go to let
39:46
loose. I don't know. I don't know how they relax, but that's
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where they go to drink. And I walked in with a buddy mine because
39:52
they're happy hours great and he literally was like Michael Jackson walked in the building
39:58
like he was star struck. And I was like, what's going on,
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dude? You okay? And he's like, dude, you not recognize who's
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in this place. I'm like no, And he knew. Like he went
40:07
up to a couple of them, was like, big fan of your work,
40:09
like look like like like they were legit celebrities to this guy. And
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I was like, oh, man, I didn't know you were so involved
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that you knew the actor's names. Uh. And then a lot of people
40:23
get into things, you know, really heavily that they're really into, like
40:28
zombie porn. You think strolling into El Tto, they're like, hey,
40:32
Dan made it to the end. They're probably just impressed that I recognized them
40:44
through the zombie This is how exactly right. That's how they introduced him to
40:51
everybody. He watches the whole movie. Look, if you watch the zombie
40:55
porn all the way to the end, you pick up on interesting zombie information.
41:00
Like in zombie porn, they don't crave brains. Okay, you're hungry
41:08
for other things. Uh okay. Yeah. I was just like yeah,
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but we would drive by like and I started like, I say, okay,
41:22
like you're right, Dan, maybe he's into the that's his thing,
41:24
And like he's got favorite actors. Sure. And then like a couple of
41:30
months later, we're just driving to the comedy club and he's like, and
41:32
then you know they used that house. I'm like, you recognize the exterior
41:36
of a house, like like he knew like where they filmed the stuff,
41:42
And I was like, wow, okay. And then another buddy of mine
41:45
was a driver for the girl Like he would pick up the girls from their
41:47
house and drive the drugs thing. I think everybody knows, like that's that's
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an industry that's kind of flowed. But I respect this doctor at sixty nine.
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Yeah. The thing that bothers me about this story though, is once
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again the journalist has not asked some important questions to help round out the story.
42:12
So, yeah, okay, we know a retired doctor's luxury yacht was
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rated was a set of porn films and had drugs and guns and prostitutes on
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it, But at no point do they say what kind of doctor he was
42:28
or prostitutes. We don't know which kind they were? Does doesn't? Okay?
42:37
And backup, Dan, I don't know if this is necessary for your
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visual visualization of this of the thing where you have to know who weird details.
42:45
Uh if he was, like, if he was a proctologist, would
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it be like ah makes sense now, Like I don't know what his specialty
42:54
has to do with because I have an inquisitive mind as as as I would
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think you would have learned by now one. I am willing to watch to
43:04
the end of Zombie or not for the arousal, but for the sheer curiosity
43:07
of it. The same thing with this uh you know, porn director,
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slash doctor, drug gun runner guy and Nan Tuckett. I'm curious to know
43:16
what his specialty was was Was he a pediatrist? Is he a proctologist?
43:22
Was he a semi retired gynecologist? Which might have worked as a defense in
43:27
this case. I'm just glad to hear you know you so often you hear
43:31
about people who retire and don't have anything to do. This man found his
43:39
true purpose. He's drugs, guns, hookers, a yacht. He's he's
43:46
kind of going on. I mean, say what you will, but they
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say you have to have a reason to wake up in the morning. So
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at the end of the day, we're all just envious that he's really got
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a Yeah, Everett, thanks for joining us in the Treehouse. Good good
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having you as always served, boh my pleasure, good seeing you guys.
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