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- 0:00Speaker 1: Hi guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
- 0:02Speaker 1: a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
- 0:05Speaker 2: We drop a lot of episodes per week, talking all
- 0:09Speaker 2: things Bravo.
- 0:10Speaker 1: So we know it's hard to keep up. Here are the.
- 0:12Speaker 2: Best moments you missed this week. I feel like Shannon
- 0:17Speaker 2: tells Gina that Vicky said Danny is raising Carmela's kids.
- 0:21Speaker 2: And what about how Gina's like, I'm gonna, I'm telling
- 0:24Speaker 2: her that.
- 0:25Speaker 3: What did you think Gina was gonna say when you
- 0:28Speaker 3: told her that? Yeah. What did you think? Listen, that
- 0:32Speaker 3: she passed the buck. It was set in front of her.
- 0:35Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 0:37Speaker 3: And Shannon, it was set in front of Shannon. She
- 0:41Speaker 3: either had to repeat it or pass the torch. That's
- 0:45Speaker 3: the way this business goes.
- 0:46Speaker 2: So she passed the torch by accident. I mean, I
- 0:51Speaker 2: do like that Gina is kind of the season's bone collector.
- 0:58Speaker 3: Um, she is. She is. But, you know, she started off,
- 1:02Speaker 3: the season started off by her best friend repeating something
- 1:06Speaker 3: she said. So I feel like now she's just going ham.
- 1:09Speaker 3: She's like, oh, really?
- 1:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:11Speaker 3: Let's go.
- 1:11Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:12Speaker 2: She's like, I'll just go back and forth.
- 1:14Speaker 1: You know what?
- 1:14Speaker 2: We got to get this going. I've got a wedding
- 1:16Speaker 2: to pay for.
- 1:17Speaker 3: She's got a wedding, like 17 kids, a boyfriend with
- 1:21Speaker 3: big balls.
- 1:22Speaker 2: I don't want to hear that. I don't want to
- 1:26Speaker 2: hear about the big balls anymore.
- 1:28Speaker 3: That's gross. I mean, listen.
- 1:33Speaker 2: I want to know if that means that they're like
- 1:35Speaker 2: big and tight or they're like long and hangy.
- 1:38Speaker 3: Gravity wins. Even look at big boobs. They hang. They sag.
- 1:44Speaker 2: I know. Mine are fake and they're still a little
- 1:46Speaker 2: bit saggy these days.
- 1:47Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
- 1:49Speaker 2: And then we see Melissa and Teresa reunite. Teresa says
- 1:53Speaker 2: they are finally in a good place. And season 15
- 1:56Speaker 2: will be amazing.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Do you think somebody told Teresa to just kind of
- 2:02Speaker 1: calm down? Because I feel like she's being very relatable.
- 2:07Speaker 1: She's being funny. She's being vulnerable. Like, I feel like
- 2:10Speaker 1: it's a different Teresa we're seeing. Is it just maybe
- 2:13Speaker 1: the not being on TV for a couple years or what?
- 2:17Speaker 1: But I definitely like this Teresa, even though she called
- 2:20Speaker 1: me annoying on Watch What Happens Live. By the way,
- 2:24Speaker 1: I am for annoying sometimes.
- 2:26Speaker 2: So whatever.
- 2:27Speaker 1: I'll take that. I'll take that. But we see Teresa
- 2:31Speaker 1: and her finally together, but it didn't have that much
- 2:33Speaker 1: of an impact because we've seen them on social media. Yeah.
- 2:36Speaker 1: Do you think it was weird? You don't think it
- 2:37Speaker 1: was weird seeing them together?
- 2:38Speaker 2: I didn't think it was weird seeing them together. I
- 2:41Speaker 2: thought they would always come back together.
- 2:42Speaker 1: Melissa was hot. Yeah, she was. She was quite the body.
- 2:47Speaker 1: Then we had Peggy Tanos represent Orange County in Miami,
- 2:50Speaker 1: which was a total confusing to me. I had no
- 2:53Speaker 1: idea who that person was.
- 2:54Speaker 2: I did not know who that person was.
- 2:58Speaker 1: She was on in the early days. I think she
- 3:01Speaker 1: was only on for a couple seasons. But she was
- 3:05Speaker 1: at our season finale. And I say that because I
- 3:08Speaker 1: show it in previews. I know that she's friends with Jacqueline.
- 3:12Speaker 1: I wonder if Jacqueline invited her or how that happened.
- 3:15Speaker 2: Yeah, well, Jacqueline and Melissa also have a friendly exchange.
- 3:22Speaker 2: despite their past beef.
- 3:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:26Speaker 1: I mean, it's... You know, Jacqueline lives around the corner
- 3:29Speaker 1: from me. Yeah. Yeah.
- 3:32Speaker 2: But I think it's just kind of like, all right,
- 3:36Speaker 2: here we go. I don't know. I just, I really
- 3:38Speaker 2: wanted to.
- 3:41Speaker 2: I felt like it's very hard to even discuss this episode.
- 3:45Speaker 3: Why?
- 3:46Speaker 1: What do you mean?
- 3:47Speaker 2: Because I think it was so just... It wasn't cohesive.
- 3:52Speaker 1: Because they jumped around. They had three different events in
- 3:55Speaker 1: one episode. Now we get to Lisa. Huckstein says that
- 3:58Speaker 1: the Miami group hasn't invited her anywhere, which causes her
- 4:02Speaker 1: and Larsa to get into it. Lisa Barlow reveals in
- 4:05Speaker 1: her confessional she met Marcus on a yacht and follows
- 4:09Speaker 1: him and is like, you know what? I'm still going
- 4:11Speaker 1: to follow him. I don't care.
- 4:12Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 4:13Speaker 1: I met him, but you're not going to tell me
- 4:15Speaker 1: to unfollow him. Larsa says to Lisa... We're naked for you.
- 4:23Speaker 1: And Lisa's like, you're always naked. What do you mean
- 4:27Speaker 1: for me? You're always naked.
- 4:32Speaker 2: Well, Melissa says she's watching Real Housewives of Miami live
- 4:37Speaker 2: right now.
- 4:38Speaker 1: They seem to like you could tell that they've been
- 4:41Speaker 1: off camera for a while and they're like, OK, let's
- 4:44Speaker 1: let's try to do something. Because did they know they
- 4:48Speaker 1: knew at this time that their show had been put
- 4:50Speaker 1: on pause? Yeah, I believe. And also, no, they didn't.
- 4:54Speaker 1: They didn't. And then also there was no Miami girl
- 4:58Speaker 1: in the cast, which is was odd to me.
- 5:03Speaker 2: I found it weird as well.
- 5:07Speaker 1: It was weird. Larsa asked Lisa if she's mad because
- 5:10Speaker 1: she was right about Jodi. And then didn't it kind
- 5:13Speaker 1: of sound like Lisa was still kind of hanging out
- 5:17Speaker 1: with Jodi?
- 5:18Speaker 2: They still live together.
- 5:21Speaker 1: Wait, they do?
- 5:22Speaker 2: Yes. They still live together. Huh. And then essentially, I mean,
- 5:28Speaker 2: I read something about how they're still hooking up.
- 5:34Speaker 1: Well, they're living together, probably.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:38Speaker 1: Lisa gives her speech about herself. I'm like, what do you,
- 5:44Speaker 1: I mean, do you expect anything different? It'd be like
- 5:46Speaker 1: Lisa Barlow getting up there and doing a speech about,
- 5:48Speaker 1: you know, her town. It would be all about herself.
- 5:52Speaker 1: And then you have Luann singing drunkenly happy birthday to
- 5:56Speaker 1: the producer Dion. And he's just looking like, what are
- 5:58Speaker 1: we doing here? And why is there a camera on me? Yeah.
- 6:01Speaker 2: He's like, uh, what's up?
- 6:03Speaker 1: Who do you think loves himself more Luann or Lisa?
- 6:11Speaker 2: I think Luann.
- 6:13Speaker 1: You think so? Yeah. In a totally different, more obnoxious way.
- 6:17Speaker 2: Well, I think like at least Luann is like funny.
- 6:22Speaker 1: I think Lisa's just unaware.
- 6:24Speaker 2: She's just unaware and she's just, she's going through the motions.
- 6:31Speaker 2: But I, I think, you know, it's like when she
- 6:35Speaker 2: left everybody for hours sitting in the bathroom the sprinter
- 6:39Speaker 2: and she's like hours late. Like, I think she just
- 6:43Speaker 2: is in her own, her own thing. So after they're
- 7:00Speaker 2: done playing pickleball, which means Haley was hitting the ball
- 7:04Speaker 2: and Jessel was just swinging things around, looking like a lunatic.
- 7:07Speaker 1: I got a hole in my racket.
- 7:08Speaker 2: I mean, I do love that Haley doesn't put a
- 7:11Speaker 2: spot of makeup on for this activity.
- 7:13Speaker 1: I like her.
- 7:14Speaker 2: I know.
- 7:15Speaker 1: She's just raw. Like most of our housewives are just
- 7:18Speaker 1: not like that anymore.
- 7:19Speaker 2: Yeah. She's like, she explains that she has an unconventional marriage,
- 7:25Speaker 2: which allows her to be with women, not other men.
- 7:29Speaker 2: And she digs into John Gossin's story and says her
- 7:32Speaker 2: dad did Kate's tummy tuck. Sure, Kate wanted that out there.
- 7:36Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure her dad's really excited about those HIPAA
- 7:39Speaker 1: laws she just violated. Unless Kate came out and said
- 7:43Speaker 1: who her doctor was, which probably did back then because
- 7:46Speaker 1: she probably got it for free.
- 7:47Speaker 2: Yeah. And then they became close family friends and John
- 7:50Speaker 2: started staying in the family house once they were separated
- 7:55Speaker 2: to avoid press. Nothing says close family friend like I'm
- 8:00Speaker 2: going to sleep with your daughter.
- 8:01Speaker 1: By the way, Johnny, daddy's got a yacht. Let's go
- 8:10Speaker 1: on the yacht. I can't say that we won't get photographed.
- 8:13Speaker 1: She's like Princess Diana.
- 8:16Speaker 2: I just love it.
- 8:18Speaker 1: Haley did like get a little emotional and she said
- 8:22Speaker 1: that she thinks that her life would have been different
- 8:24Speaker 1: had she not dated John. And gone through everything she's
- 8:26Speaker 1: gone through because I feel like she had like a
- 8:28Speaker 1: little bit of like PTSD. And then she ended up
- 8:30Speaker 1: marrying Ruben, which I don't think we're ever going to
- 8:33Speaker 1: see this season because she felt like he was the
- 8:36Speaker 1: safe choice.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Yeah. But then we come to find out, well, we
- 8:40Speaker 2: don't can't even give it away. But what happens at
- 8:43Speaker 2: the end of this episode for scenes for next week
- 8:46Speaker 2: involving Ruben, which took me on a full ride I
- 8:49Speaker 2: wasn't ready for.
- 8:50Speaker 1: I don't know that I watched the previews for next week.
- 8:53Speaker 1: you have to maybe you'll refresh my memory okay but
- 8:57Speaker 1: then we go to carol and daisy sit in the
- 8:59Speaker 1: park and talk about carol's sub stack is that part
- 9:02Speaker 1: of her contract because of course.
- 9:04Speaker 2: They would what else would somebody talk about do you
- 9:07Speaker 2: understand that the season started out.
- 9:09Speaker 1: Where she was writing her sub stack in the windowsill like.
- 9:13Speaker 2: It's like luann she can't find she has a song
- 9:16Speaker 2: for everything um Carol has a sub stack for everything.
- 9:21Speaker 1: When she was on our podcast, she talked about her
- 9:23Speaker 1: sub stack. Um, Kara telling the girls that it's ghoulish.
- 9:27Speaker 1: Like there was girls outside of like Carol, Carolyn, the
- 9:31Speaker 1: sets apartment. Did you hear her talk about that? Oh yeah.
- 9:33Speaker 1: She's like, they were taking pictures out front. And I'm like, well,
- 9:37Speaker 1: they do that at like, uh.
- 9:39Speaker 2: Michael Jackson's house is right near mine and people take
- 9:42Speaker 2: pictures out front all the time and leave flowers.
- 9:45Speaker 1: Yeah, she's all, I told them that this is ghoulish.
- 9:48Speaker 1: I'm like, calm down.
- 9:50Speaker 2: I'm like, Carol, I hate to be the bearer of
- 9:53Speaker 2: bad news, but those people that are taking pictures have
- 9:56Speaker 2: zero idea who you are.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Why's only lapse in judgment, according to Lisa, is being
- 10:16Speaker 1: friends with Whitney.
- 10:18Speaker 2: Wrong.
- 10:18Speaker 3: For the reason... That Kwai loves Whitney. I don't blame her. Well,
- 10:25Speaker 3: we can love other people.
- 10:26Speaker 1: Like, just because you don't like somebody doesn't mean I
- 10:29Speaker 1: can't like them. Yeah.
- 10:31Speaker 3: That doesn't mean they're Switzerland. Yeah. That doesn't mean they're Switzerland.
- 10:36Speaker 3: That doesn't mean they're stupid or they didn't take a side.
- 10:40Speaker 1: I judge people on my interactions with them, not somebody else's. Right. Now,
- 10:47Speaker 1: if I have, you know, there's an acquaintance and she's
- 10:51Speaker 1: really shitty to somebody that I know, then I'm like,
- 10:53Speaker 1: you know what?
- 10:54Speaker 3: Just an acquaintance, right.
- 10:55Speaker 1: I don't need to be friends with this person.
- 10:57Speaker 3: Or if you meet somebody through someone else, this is like,
- 11:03Speaker 3: you know, codes that I live by. If you meet
- 11:05Speaker 3: someone through someone else and shortly after that, they get
- 11:10Speaker 3: into a fight and have a problem. then you don't
- 11:13Speaker 3: want to be, you could, you could get, you could
- 11:15Speaker 3: cut that person off. You don't have history. It's not
- 11:18Speaker 3: that important. How close, it depends on of course, how
- 11:21Speaker 3: close you are with the other person and what they've
- 11:23Speaker 3: done for you.
- 11:24Speaker 1: Right. And if I don't really know somebody and they're
- 11:26Speaker 1: like going after you publicly or something, I would be like,
- 11:31Speaker 1: go fuck yourself. I'll kick your ass. Stop talking about
- 11:33Speaker 1: my girl, Dolores. Right.
- 11:36Speaker 2: Right.
- 11:36Speaker 3: Right. Yeah. I've done that. I've done that.
- 11:39Speaker 1: Even somebody I know I'm like, I'll be like, no,
- 11:43Speaker 1: you know what? Your deal with that person is your deal.
- 11:46Speaker 1: Don't bring it to me.
- 11:48Speaker 2: Right. Go pound.
- 11:49Speaker 3: Exactly. Or, or, and if it's a close friend of
- 11:53Speaker 3: mine and someone's talking about them, I've done this on camera.
- 11:56Speaker 3: I've done that. Well, we've all done it on camera.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 11:59Speaker 3: I I'll say to them, you can continue talking. But
- 12:04Speaker 3: you have to know if you're going to continue this
- 12:06Speaker 3: conversation about my friend, I'm going to leave here and
- 12:09Speaker 3: tell her everything you say.
- 12:11Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 12:11Speaker 3: So I'm letting you know that it is your choice
- 12:14Speaker 3: if you want to keep talking.
- 12:16Speaker 1: Right.
- 12:16Speaker 2: Right.
- 12:17Speaker 3: I've done that too.
- 12:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 12:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 12:19Speaker 2: Me too.
- 12:20Speaker 1: We move on to Whitney and Justin. They're at home.
- 12:22Speaker 1: They're talking about her viral drug brunch. Whitney admits to
- 12:26Speaker 1: numbing herself with alcohol. Now, do you believe this or
- 12:30Speaker 1: do you think it's just blame it on the alcohol excuse?
- 12:33Speaker 3: I think it's a little bit of both.
- 12:36Speaker 1: She's not drinking now.
- 12:38Speaker 3: No, no, she's not drinking. And she seems to really
- 12:42Speaker 3: want to rectify the damage she did when she was drinking. Listen,
- 12:47Speaker 3: here's the thing. And this is how I'm looking at it.
- 12:50Speaker 3: Regardless of why she did it, she's sorry. And she's
- 12:54Speaker 3: trying to make up for it. They don't have to
- 12:56Speaker 3: accept it right away. We'll get to that.
- 12:58Speaker 1: Some do and some don't, yeah.
- 13:00Speaker 3: I want to see what you think of that.
- 13:03Speaker 1: Here's the thing, guys, when you're going and you have
- 13:05Speaker 1: to be on and you're a public person and you
- 13:08Speaker 1: have to go on stage or you're going to do
- 13:10Speaker 1: an interview. And sometimes liquid courage is what.
- 13:14Speaker 3: She calls it. Have you ever used that word before?
- 13:17Speaker 3: I never heard that.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Yeah, I have. And, you know, like even my advice
- 13:23Speaker 1: to anybody, because I've done it, I've been guilty of
- 13:26Speaker 1: it a million times is like going on, watch what
- 13:29Speaker 1: happens and getting too liquored up. and then saying things
- 13:32Speaker 1: you shouldn't say because you get in the back room,
- 13:34Speaker 1: you're having fun, you're having cocktails.
- 13:36Speaker 3: And you're not filming, you're so happy.
- 13:37Speaker 1: And you're not filming, you're happy. And then before you
- 13:40Speaker 1: know it, they hit you and you got to sit
- 13:41Speaker 1: in a chair and then people egg you on. And
- 13:43Speaker 1: then you're like, I hate that bitch. Yeah, she can
- 13:46Speaker 1: go suck dick. Like there's so many things that you
- 13:49Speaker 1: can say.
- 13:50Speaker 3: And so like- I'm glad you don't hold back.
- 13:54Speaker 1: Jessie, she's concerning all the plastic surgery she's getting and
- 13:57Speaker 1: now she's trying to fix- the facial work that she
- 14:00Speaker 1: had done. She talked to Michaela and Macy about her
- 14:04Speaker 1: internet feud with Chase. She blocked him after seeing him
- 14:08Speaker 1: out Marciano. Like, why is she, like, stop? Like, you're
- 14:12Speaker 1: so invested in this. It's showing that you do care
- 14:14Speaker 1: about Marciano.
- 14:15Speaker 2: And I mean, the problem is we also know now
- 14:18Speaker 2: that you are invested in Marciano.
- 14:20Speaker 1: So she's sitting at her plastic surgeon's or injection place
- 14:24Speaker 1: where I'm going today.
- 14:25Speaker 2: Not that one, but my own.
- 14:26Speaker 1: Getting my face a little reunion ready a few weeks prior.
- 14:31Speaker 1: And the esthetician's like, no lips. No, we're not doing
- 14:36Speaker 1: your lips. And all I can think is like, you're
- 14:38Speaker 1: way too young. You're making yourself actually look older.
- 14:42Speaker 2: I thought she looked beautiful her first season.
- 14:45Speaker 1: Me too.
- 14:46Speaker 2: Beautiful. But now she's also saying that she regrets doing it.
- 14:52Speaker 1: Yeah, I understand why. I mean, fag crafting scares the
- 14:56Speaker 1: shit out of me. Well, I just think she.
- 14:59Speaker 2: Just got done one thing after another. And it's like,
- 15:01Speaker 2: I think that's one of those things where when you're
- 15:03Speaker 2: not happy, you think if I keep changing something internally,
- 15:08Speaker 2: that then it's going to make me happy or externally. Yeah.
- 15:12Speaker 1: I mean, we've all been there, but she's so young.
- 15:14Speaker 1: And just to keep doing stuff and doing stuff.
- 15:17Speaker 2: And who are these doctors that do all of these surgeries.
- 15:20Speaker 3: At one time?
- 15:21Speaker 1: At once. I know.
- 15:21Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, you hear so many horror
- 15:25Speaker 2: stories about this, but like, do they just in Utah,
- 15:27Speaker 2: they just let you get as many surgeries as you
- 15:29Speaker 2: want as long as you can pay for them?
- 15:31Speaker 1: I guess.
- 15:34Speaker 2: But I never even heard of a lower bleph.
- 15:37Speaker 1: Yeah, they take the skin underneath your eyelashes and pull
- 15:42Speaker 1: it up. And so I had that done.
- 15:44Speaker 2: I thought you had an upper bleph.
- 15:46Speaker 1: I had them both done. When you have a lower facelift,
- 15:50Speaker 1: if you pull this, you're going to get all the
- 15:53Speaker 1: wrinkling underneath your eyes. They got to pull the skin
- 15:55Speaker 1: up as well. They don't have to, but it's better
- 15:58Speaker 1: to do it that way.
- 15:59Speaker 2: I was always wondering why they call it the upper
- 16:01Speaker 2: bleph because clearly the bleph is you're getting both blephs.
- 16:05Speaker 2: I don't even know what bleph means.
- 16:06Speaker 1: What does bleph mean?
- 16:08Speaker 2: I don't know what bleph means either. Okay. But I just,
- 16:15Speaker 2: watching this whole thing and then they're kind of sitting
- 16:19Speaker 2: in there with her while she's doing it. She, the
- 16:22Speaker 2: doctor's like, enough is enough. She's trying to dissolve stuff.
- 16:26Speaker 2: She's trying to get rid of stuff. She says it's
- 16:28Speaker 2: a huge mistake. She's not even healed from the surgery
- 16:31Speaker 2: and she's already like, this was a huge mistake.
- 16:35Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember seeing her back on social media and
- 16:37Speaker 1: saying that, I have to delete comments. Well, then stop
- 16:40Speaker 1: posting about your face.
- 16:41Speaker 2: Yeah, then stop.
- 16:42Speaker 1: When Tamara turned.
- 16:44Speaker 2: Blue or green or whatever color she was, she knew
- 16:46Speaker 2: what was happening. What color did you turn? Blue.
- 16:52Speaker 1: Blue. And yeah, then it probably turned to a nice
- 16:55Speaker 1: shade of green as it was peeling off.
- 16:59Speaker 2: Macy tries to pull Taylor aside, but she insists they
- 17:01Speaker 2: have a conversation in front of everyone. What's your thought
- 17:04Speaker 2: on that?
- 17:04Speaker 1: Her attitude was so shit. Yeah. Taylor's. No, no. We're
- 17:10Speaker 1: going to do it here. No.
- 17:11Speaker 2: Why? If you want to do it, we're going to
- 17:12Speaker 2: do it right here.
- 17:13Speaker 1: There's cameras right here. Let's do it on cameras. They
- 17:15Speaker 1: never said they didn't want to do it on camera.
- 17:17Speaker 1: She's like, the cameras are right here. You guys refuse
- 17:20Speaker 1: to answer my text messages, but now you want to
- 17:22Speaker 1: do all this in front of camera?
- 17:24Speaker 2: Yes.
- 17:25Speaker 1: Yes, Taylor. We want to do it on camera. That's
- 17:27Speaker 1: our job. That's what we get paid for. You had
- 17:29Speaker 1: no problem telling us off on camera, so we can
- 17:32Speaker 1: respond to it on camera.
- 17:34Speaker 2: Yeah, it's almost like she doesn't want to admit to
- 17:36Speaker 2: her fans or the public that she apologized.
- 17:42Speaker 1: I don't understand her the way she thinks. I swear
- 17:45Speaker 1: I don't think she realizes she's on TV. If you
- 17:49Speaker 1: want more from the Twats, you can catch up anytime
- 17:52Speaker 1: on Two Teas in a Pod. Talk soon.