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- 0:00Speaker 1: Will the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Hey,
- 0:04Speaker 1: we were off yesterday. Yeah, what the hell happened here?
- 0:08Speaker 1: Do we need to stay at the station at all times?
- 0:10Speaker 1: We wanted to protect the station. It wasn't us this time.
- 0:14Speaker 1: Good morning, It's Mikey Bob a Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 0:16Speaker 1: First of all, we met. We missed Jason Derulo. Jason
- 0:19Speaker 1: Derula was up at the station yesterday. I didn't know
- 0:21Speaker 1: that was happening. No clue. Shout out Jason Derulo that
- 0:27Speaker 1: that's not the big thing that happened yet. Yeah, that
- 0:29Speaker 1: was actually the second thing that happened. There's one that's
- 0:33Speaker 1: sitting alone at the top of the mountain. We don't
- 0:35Speaker 1: get a lot of artists that come through Pittsburgh and
- 0:37Speaker 1: do radio anymore, you know, so when somebody that you
- 0:40Speaker 1: know their name does a big dealer, right right?
- 0:43Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 0:43Speaker 1: Rulos here. By the way, has he been cleared? Who
- 0:49Speaker 1: Jason Derulo cleared? Was it him? Oh? I don't know,
- 0:54Speaker 1: it could have been. Not making any accusations that Jason
- 0:57Speaker 1: Derulo did this. I'm just asking he was here yesterday,
- 1:01Speaker 1: and it's within the realm of possibility. Somebody in the
- 1:06Speaker 1: men's bathroom, pooped their pants, took their white brief underwear away,
- 1:12Speaker 1: didn't throw it away, left it on the handy cap
- 1:17Speaker 1: railing for all to see, the safety railing. I can't
- 1:23Speaker 1: believe this, that a person who needed would have to
- 1:26Speaker 1: use to scoot themselves up off the toilet. It was
- 1:29Speaker 1: just bunched up there, tucked in. What kind of monster?
- 1:34Speaker 2: It's like.
- 1:35Speaker 1: They pooped their pants, then they took their underwear off,
- 1:39Speaker 1: and they just left it on the handicap rail. Oh
- 1:43Speaker 1: my good. This better not about Jason Derulo.
- 1:45Speaker 3: I'm not making any accusations.
- 1:47Speaker 1: Yesterday somebody in here so excited that Jason Derula was coming. Geez,
- 1:52Speaker 1: you think that happened Jason Derulo. I have to go
- 1:57Speaker 1: to the bathroom. If Jason rulos here, I need to
- 2:01Speaker 1: make it. Oh I'm not gonna make it to the bathroom.
- 2:03Speaker 1: Jay's Drulo. Somebody underpants. Hey, we take off one day
- 2:14Speaker 1: off one day and all folly, all of a sudden,
- 2:17Speaker 1: we got hot stars and poopy underwear around. What the
- 2:20Speaker 1: hell's happening here without us being in the building. Everybody
- 2:23Speaker 1: thought the toilets were safe. Oh yeah, did they know? Listen,
- 2:26Speaker 1: that's it's a good thing for you, Bob. It's a
- 2:30Speaker 1: good thing for you, Bob White briefs today. Well, I know,
- 2:35Speaker 1: but you broke the toilet here before, and you're the guy.
- 2:38Speaker 1: The fact that we weren't here yesterday. It's dude. By
- 2:41Speaker 1: the way, I'm vindicating too, because I have put my
- 2:43Speaker 1: pants at work before, and so everybody was thinking, oh,
- 2:46Speaker 1: Mikey did it again. No, I wasn't even here yesterday.
- 2:49Speaker 1: What kind of monster just leaves their underwear behind is
- 2:52Speaker 1: a trophy? There's a garbage can out there, buddy, ja
- 2:57Speaker 1: garbage can. Yes, Hey, thank you for listening to our
- 3:02Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob podcast. Now, whatever you're listening on, we
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- 3:25Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's fun too, right, people of random places. Yeah,
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- 3:32Speaker 1: us a message and maybe you'll make the show. I'll
- 3:36Speaker 1: be honest, I don't watch Survivor, I think maybe out
- 3:39Speaker 1: of the fifty seasons they've had Survivor on CBS, you know,
- 3:43Speaker 1: I mean those early years, those early years Earliers were crazy, yes,
- 3:47Speaker 1: pop culture madness. It's like one of the first sort
- 3:50Speaker 1: of reality competition shows like that on a major network.
- 3:54Speaker 1: Fifty seasons, but I would say I go past season fifteen,
- 3:59Speaker 1: maybe I have it really pay much. I think probably
- 4:02Speaker 1: probably three or four for me. But listen, Survivor fifty
- 4:06Speaker 1: the finale was on last night, right, and Jeff Probes,
- 4:11Speaker 1: who's been hosting all fifty seasons a Survivor, he botched it.
- 4:15Speaker 1: This is like a huge thing on the internet this
- 4:18Speaker 1: morning TV. So there's a guy Rizzo who loses the
- 4:22Speaker 1: final fire making, right like he but Jeff Probes is
- 4:27Speaker 1: supposed to throw it to the video package that shows
- 4:30Speaker 1: him losing fire making. Yeah, but Jeff Probes doesn't throw
- 4:34Speaker 1: it to the video package and instead tells him to
- 4:37Speaker 1: take a seat, you know, because he's in the jury now, right,
- 4:40Speaker 1: they're just on live TV too. This is all unfolding
- 4:43Speaker 1: in front of everybody else. This is what it sounded like.
- 4:46Speaker 6: You become the final member of our jury. Take a
- 4:48Speaker 6: spot over here.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Okay, so he's not supposed to be there because they
- 4:51Speaker 1: haven't showed the fire making package yet, but Jeff Probes
- 4:54Speaker 1: just told him, Hey, you're in there. Come on, you're
- 4:56Speaker 1: in the jury now because you lost. And nobody knows
- 4:59Speaker 1: that he lost the fire making yet this is it.
- 5:02Speaker 1: These are the people.
- 5:02Speaker 6: Their game fell a little short, but this.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Is the group. Yeah, audience is confused. There was some clapping,
- 5:08Speaker 1: but like, nobody knows what happened. That is going to
- 5:11Speaker 1: figure out what just happened. I love fire. It has
- 5:17Speaker 1: to happen here. Fire mak has happened here.
- 5:20Speaker 6: I'm not even sure what's happening. But up next, we're
- 5:25Speaker 6: gonna have one final surprise for the players.
- 5:28Speaker 1: And this surprise they like, this is gonna be interesting, Bud,
- 5:32Speaker 1: nobody knows what to do. You've been doing this show
- 5:35Speaker 1: for fifty seasons and you botched the Yo? Is this
- 5:39Speaker 1: on Probes? This on Jeff Probes? Right? So then they
- 5:41Speaker 1: come back from commercials and he sort of apologized and listen,
- 5:45Speaker 1: I like the way he handled this because they didn't
- 5:47Speaker 1: come in and try to cover it up. He's just
- 5:49Speaker 1: like that, guess will show you this now.
- 5:51Speaker 3: All right?
- 5:52Speaker 1: So I love doing live television.
- 5:55Speaker 6: No, in case I'm confused, this is what happened.
- 5:59Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't like live television, Bud, trust me.
- 6:02Speaker 6: We were going to show you fire making and then
- 6:05Speaker 6: have the loser of fire making, Rizzo, come out and
- 6:07Speaker 6: talk about how charming is and if he had practiced
- 6:09Speaker 6: fire making maybe he would have won. Instead, we did
- 6:12Speaker 6: a Survivor twist. It's the last twist of the season.
- 6:15Speaker 6: We called it a peek into the future. So now
- 6:18Speaker 6: we're gonna watch Rizzo lose.
- 6:21Speaker 1: In fire to Jonathan Well, I mean, it's gonna make
- 6:25Speaker 1: some people upset, right, you invest all this time to
- 6:28Speaker 1: the show, and watching the live finale, you're like, what
- 6:32Speaker 1: they handled it good? After the dude, I'm seeing clips
- 6:35Speaker 1: of like people in the audience and stuff like that,
- 6:37Speaker 1: just like there was chaoster in the commercial break. Nobody
- 6:39Speaker 1: knew what was going on, So obviously huge deal. If
- 6:43Speaker 1: you watch Survivor the fiftieth season and they sort of
- 6:46Speaker 1: botched the ending there a little bit. By the way,
- 6:48Speaker 1: I'm not gonna spoil who won Survivor fifty Obviously Rizzo
- 6:52Speaker 1: didn't make it. We will spoil that though, it's not Rizzo,
- 6:56Speaker 1: because you don't even know how to start damn Fire,
- 6:58Speaker 1: Paraday and may contake Today we'll tell you what tickets
- 7:01Speaker 1: you can win. By the way, you know, sometimes we
- 7:03Speaker 1: do this and it's a ticket away, like all right,
- 7:05Speaker 1: that's a pretty good show. Yeah. Sometimes it's a show
- 7:08Speaker 1: where you're just like, Okay, I need tickets to go
- 7:11Speaker 1: see that. It's a good one today. Yeah, eight am,
- 7:13Speaker 1: we will get to that also chance being one on
- 7:16Speaker 1: a thousand dollars, try to pay your bills today around
- 7:18Speaker 1: nine to ten. Aaron Rodgers not only back with the Steelers.
- 7:22Speaker 1: He spoke to the media yesterday. Oh boy, was he
- 7:26Speaker 1: asked about cool cones? He was? It was the ice
- 7:29Speaker 1: cream place in North Park that he was at. Right,
- 7:33Speaker 1: it's the return of the X Files music for when
- 7:36Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers says things as member of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
- 7:39Speaker 1: Next on the Kiss Morning Free Shows, Mike You Bob
- 7:43Speaker 1: the Mikey and Bob Podcast. I relate you to his stepbrothers.
- 7:47Speaker 1: Every time I come on in the morning, I'm waiting
- 7:50Speaker 1: for some funny and you always handle it.
- 7:54Speaker 6: Stream the Mikey and Bob Podcast on iHeartRadio or wherever
- 7:58Speaker 6: you get your podcasts.
- 8:02Speaker 1: Well, rain Little Sprinkle to start your morning. It's gonna
- 8:05Speaker 1: be cloudy today with some rain throughout the day. His
- 8:07Speaker 1: today in the mid to upper sixties. It's Mikey and
- 8:10Speaker 1: Bob the ninety six to one Kiss Morning free show.
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- 8:25Speaker 5: Hey guys, Bridley Spanish teacher again. One of the listeners
- 8:28Speaker 5: was just mentioning.
- 8:29Speaker 1: How it was excited we get to listen to the.
- 8:33Speaker 5: Aaron Rodgers then music.
- 8:35Speaker 1: Yeah again this year? Yeah we uh, since Aaron Rodgers
- 8:38Speaker 1: is back with the Steelers, we play the X Files music,
- 8:41Speaker 1: you know, the popular sci fi show from back in
- 8:43Speaker 1: the day. It fits so well, just because he's very
- 8:47Speaker 1: X Files like, he's very conspiracy like.
- 8:49Speaker 5: And it got me thinking if we have a song
- 8:52Speaker 5: for McCarthy yet or not? Do we have anything for
- 8:57Speaker 5: him and for his press conferences.
- 9:00Speaker 1: We don't have a We don't have theme music for
- 9:03Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy yet. We'll get it yet. Yeah, we're not
- 9:06Speaker 1: going to force it yet. Okay, it'll happen. We just
- 9:10Speaker 1: don't know what's what it's going to be. But for
- 9:13Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers, oh, he gets the X Files music. Aaron
- 9:16Speaker 1: Rodgers spoke to the media yesterday, Right, so this first
- 9:19Speaker 1: time we've really heard from him since he's been back.
- 9:21Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers was asked, good to be back. I kind
- 9:29Speaker 1: of missed this.
- 9:30Speaker 7: Yeah, there was some doubt for sure, but had good
- 9:32Speaker 7: conversations with Mike going back to when he was hired,
- 9:35Speaker 7: and felt different than last year because I knew some
- 9:37Speaker 7: of the guys and some of the people that work
- 9:39Speaker 7: here and stuff. So it felt good coming in.
- 9:43Speaker 1: It felt good coming in. Aaron Rodgers was asked when
- 9:49Speaker 1: did he decide he's coming back.
- 9:54Speaker 7: I had a lot of conversations with Mike and Omar
- 9:57Speaker 7: and for a while, and you, I just had a
- 10:00Speaker 7: lot of conversations with my wife about.
- 10:02Speaker 4: It and the wife my wife. You say, now, when
- 10:07Speaker 4: you were at Cool Cones with a k in North Park,
- 10:13Speaker 4: there were only three items bought for four men. You
- 10:17Speaker 4: mean to tell me you went to Cool Cones and
- 10:19Speaker 4: you didn't get your wife that nobody knows about anything.
- 10:24Speaker 1: No snacky for her? Is she in Pittsburgh?
- 10:27Speaker 7: After the draft came a conclusion that I wanted to
- 10:30Speaker 7: play it, I wanted to come back.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Yeah, And then he told everybody, Hey, it's my last year.
- 10:38Speaker 1: It was Mark CABOLEI right last drive. By the way,
- 10:41Speaker 1: this is at the end of the press conference. That's
- 10:43Speaker 1: not how it started, right, okay, very in here it's
- 10:48Speaker 1: Mark Coboley asking him the question, Aaron, did you believe
- 10:53Speaker 1: that this could.
- 10:54Speaker 2: Be your last year?
- 10:55Speaker 1: Do you even think of that right now? Yes? Everything
- 10:57Speaker 1: your last year? This is it? Yeah, I mean government
- 11:06Speaker 1: completely confirms aliens and all that stuff. When in the
- 11:09Speaker 1: UFO files and he's like, I don't have time for this.
- 11:12Speaker 1: This is it. Does that mean he's gonna disappear? Just
- 11:19Speaker 1: the last year? We see him all together to an
- 11:22Speaker 1: alien ship? Two last game wherever it is, regular season playoffs,
- 11:30Speaker 1: hopefully super Bowl win the super Bowl. Alien ship come down,
- 11:34Speaker 1: take them home, beat them up. Stop at cool Cones first,
- 11:38Speaker 1: right by North Park. Got a hankering drop me off
- 11:42Speaker 1: at cool Cones real quick. I want to get that
- 11:44Speaker 1: strawberry pretel thing they had. Heint got that up where
- 11:47Speaker 1: I'm going? Hey, well, hey, well one more here, welcome
- 11:49Speaker 1: back here and Roder shirt. Okay. Steelers Mike and Bob
- 11:55Speaker 1: Podcast and Bucco snap their four game losing string. Last
- 12:01Speaker 1: night in Saint Louis, Connor Griffith went four for five.
- 12:06Speaker 1: They're back at it this afternoon in Saint Louis. It
- 12:09Speaker 1: is a one fifteen game for the Bocos, Mikey and Bob,
- 12:13Speaker 1: The Kiss Morning Free Show. Tonight's it for Colbert. It's
- 12:17Speaker 1: the final show tonight. They haven't announced his final guest.
- 12:20Speaker 1: There's gonna be a ton of people. It'll probably be
- 12:23Speaker 1: a parade of people, right, Yeah, I don't know. Sorry,
- 12:28Speaker 1: it was a tick. It just happened, came out of
- 12:29Speaker 1: my mouth, made no sense. We're down with the we're talking,
- 12:33Speaker 1: we're done talking parts. But you still had one more
- 12:37Speaker 1: pass to throw out there. Yeah, Colbert's last show is
- 12:41Speaker 1: tonight on on CBS. Last night he had Bruce Springsteen on. Hey,
- 12:47Speaker 1: by the way, when Bruce Springsteen was just a ton
- 12:48Speaker 1: a couple of days ago. You saw harmonica video right
- 12:52Speaker 1: with the kid up front. Yes, Bruce Springsteen out of shows. Uh.
- 12:56Speaker 1: At the end of one of his songs, gives the
- 12:57Speaker 1: harmonica to his harmonica to some but he like in
- 13:00Speaker 1: the front row. And now I guess I've heard from
- 13:03Speaker 1: people who are behind this this guy it's a grown
- 13:07Speaker 1: man holding a smaller boy who is also like got
- 13:12Speaker 1: playing along with Bruce Springsteen. And then people behind him.
- 13:16Speaker 1: I heard from somebody that was behind him said everybody
- 13:19Speaker 1: was sort of they knew that this moment Bruce does
- 13:22Speaker 1: and it was just like this kid, get this kid
- 13:24Speaker 1: up one and Bruce Springsteen acknowledged him, and it was
- 13:28Speaker 1: just an awesome, cool moment that happened at the Bruce
- 13:30Speaker 1: Springsteen show here in Pittsburgh. Here was some of Bruce
- 13:33Speaker 1: Springsteen on Colbart last night. I'm here in support, and
- 13:37Speaker 1: I was Steven because, uh, you're.
- 13:39Speaker 8: The first guy in America who's lost his show because
- 13:41Speaker 8: we got a president who can't take a joke.
- 13:44Speaker 1: And because because Larry and David Ellison feel they need
- 13:47Speaker 1: to kiss his ass to get what they want. Man,
- 13:49Speaker 1: when you got like the money in cloud of Bruce Springsteen,
- 13:52Speaker 1: you just don't care. A doesn't care. What do you do?
- 13:55Speaker 1: Ellison's of the guys they that that family like bought
- 13:59Speaker 1: everything banned from CBS. Bruce doesn't care. Yeah, And then
- 14:04Speaker 1: Colbert has been auctioning off late show different props and
- 14:10Speaker 1: merch and things like that as they've been preparing for
- 14:13Speaker 1: his final show tonight, and they got the total for
- 14:17Speaker 1: what those auction items added up to and presented Jose
- 14:22Speaker 1: Andres with a check the guy from a world Central Kitchen,
- 14:26Speaker 1: which Colbert is, you know, a big supporter of just
- 14:30Speaker 1: about two point five million dollars. It should in Colbert,
- 14:33Speaker 1: you on your.
- 14:34Speaker 9: Team, thank you on behalf of everybody at Ward CenTra
- 14:38Speaker 9: Kitchen and beyond because you raise over the last decade
- 14:41Speaker 9: the more so much money for us that help us do.
- 14:44Speaker 1: What we do. But you did so much more. Joe
- 14:46Speaker 1: gave us hope not.
- 14:47Speaker 9: Only to the man a woman at warts Andra Kitchen,
- 14:49Speaker 9: but the people that was Central Kitchen was helping from
- 14:53Speaker 9: Ukraine to Gasa, from North Carolina to Puero Rico.
- 14:57Speaker 1: It Stephen Colbert was there because you were there. Because
- 15:02Speaker 1: you were there, Hose though, thank you. Yeah, two point
- 15:04Speaker 1: five million they raised just not like total from all
- 15:08Speaker 1: the years, just from that auction alone. Wild great job
- 15:12Speaker 1: Colbert going out here. And I would say I'm gonna
- 15:14Speaker 1: miss him, but I don't watch. Do you think I'm awake?
- 15:17Speaker 1: To watch that show. Now, it's just give me clips
- 15:19Speaker 1: in the morning. That's what all late night shows are for,
- 15:22Speaker 1: pretty much, Jimmy clips in the morning. He's still the
- 15:24Speaker 1: number one show though, yeah he was number one. Obviously.
- 15:28Speaker 1: It's a political reason why he's not having his show anymore.
- 15:32Speaker 1: But tonight is the final show, so he is probably
- 15:34Speaker 1: gonna go out swinging with some big major guests. The
- 15:38Speaker 1: final late Show with Stephen Colbert is coming up tonight.
- 15:42Speaker 1: All right, it's a special day in my life today, Bob.
- 15:45Speaker 1: We will cover that for today in Freak Show History
- 15:48Speaker 1: coming up next, and then apparent day in May, we
- 15:51Speaker 1: got a big show for you to win tickets to today.
- 15:53Speaker 1: We'll tell you what it is around eight am. It's
- 15:55Speaker 1: Mikey and Bob. Today's day, Bob Today. Oh yeah, I've
- 16:00Speaker 1: been waiting years for a day like today. There's a
- 16:04Speaker 1: brand new Star Wars movie that is in theaters. Yeah, yeah, today, Yeah,
- 16:12Speaker 1: the Mandalorian and Groku. How excited? My god? Oh, I'm
- 16:16Speaker 1: so excited. I might see it twice this weekend. You
- 16:19Speaker 1: know I'm lying about that. I'll only leave my house
- 16:21Speaker 1: wants to go see this, but you'll want to see
- 16:23Speaker 1: it twice. You want to see it twice, you'll go once.
- 16:27Speaker 1: But I wanted to go see it today. But today
- 16:31Speaker 1: there's something else that's going on. It is our daughter
- 16:34Speaker 1: Addison's nineteenth birthday today. Huge day. It's a big day
- 16:38Speaker 1: for Addison. She turns nineteen today. I'm sure not only
- 16:42Speaker 1: does it make me feel old, I'm sure a lot
- 16:44Speaker 1: of you that have been listening to the show early on,
- 16:49Speaker 1: before we even had kids or before we were even married,
- 16:52Speaker 1: are wondering what nineteen, How does that make you feel today? Possible?
- 16:57Speaker 1: My daughter Addison's nineteen years old today. But I I
- 17:00Speaker 1: had mentioned her. I said, hey, Mandalorian and Groguho comes
- 17:05Speaker 1: out on your birthday, Like, do you know she's not
- 17:08Speaker 1: really in a Star Wars. I'm like, do you want
- 17:10Speaker 1: to go? And she's like, no, oh, go see Star
- 17:13Speaker 1: Wars movie. There's more of your things. I'm like, all right, well,
- 17:15Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go see Mando. You know we're going
- 17:17Speaker 1: out to dinner tonight, so I'm like, I'm not gonna
- 17:19Speaker 1: go see Mandalorian and grogu I don't so I got
- 17:21Speaker 1: tickets for tomorrow, so I won't be seeing it. It's
- 17:24Speaker 1: nice if anybody. If anybody spoils it for me, okay,
- 17:28Speaker 1: I may go to jail. Okay, okay, I'm not gonna
- 17:32Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what happened. I'm not gonna threaten
- 17:34Speaker 1: you with what will happen. I'm saying, if somebody spoils
- 17:37Speaker 1: it for me. I Michael, you do have a lightsaber.
- 17:40Speaker 1: I do have a lightsaber, everybody. That's a warning for
- 17:42Speaker 1: everybody out there. Yeah. I do have tickets for Mandalorian
- 17:47Speaker 1: Grogu tomorrow, though, Bob, I bought two seats, just spread out,
- 17:51Speaker 1: or like one for a buddy. I mean, are you
- 17:54Speaker 1: listening to me? Ors? It's just an open invite. How
- 17:56Speaker 1: many friends you think I have? You know how many?
- 17:59Speaker 1: You know what my roster looks like? Good boy, I'll
- 18:03Speaker 1: spread out if I need to. I'm just saying, if
- 18:05Speaker 1: you want to go see Man Don't grow Goo tomorrow,
- 18:07Speaker 1: well I run, mister, you a seat? Will I ruin it?
- 18:10Speaker 1: Being there with you? Though? I don't?
- 18:12Speaker 2: Wow, no, make it?
- 18:14Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? You gotta say nothing during it.
- 18:16Speaker 1: You just gotta be quiet during the movie. You just
- 18:18Speaker 1: sit there and enjoy a Star Wars. Okay, you look over,
- 18:20Speaker 1: you're like, don't don't talk, your mouth shut, don't ask
- 18:24Speaker 1: me who that is and why everybody just clapped. Don't care.
- 18:26Speaker 1: I warned you. You're not gonna say nothing. All right,
- 18:29Speaker 1: right around uh seven o'clock. Here it it's time for
- 18:32Speaker 1: today in Freak Show History, where we take you back
- 18:34Speaker 1: to a moment the show that made us laugh made
- 18:36Speaker 1: a smile. Here we go to.
- 18:44Speaker 10: His ory.
- 18:50Speaker 1: Today is our daughter Addison's nineteenth birthday. So for today
- 18:54Speaker 1: in Freak Show History, I want to take everybody back
- 18:57Speaker 1: to when she was a young child. Right and you
- 19:03Speaker 1: can tell this is older just because of the audio quality.
- 19:07Speaker 1: You're about to get hit. I simply asked her where
- 19:10Speaker 1: do babies come from? She's now nineteen years old. But
- 19:13Speaker 1: this is what you said when I asked her where
- 19:15Speaker 1: do babies come from? When you're smaller.
- 19:17Speaker 10: I'll give you cookies and juice if you tell me
- 19:21Speaker 10: where do babies come from?
- 19:23Speaker 1: M Marmy bro Where.
- 19:25Speaker 10: Do babies come from?
- 19:27Speaker 1: Marmy Brock?
- 19:28Speaker 10: They come from Mommy's. But yeah, okay, here's your cookies.
- 19:34Speaker 10: The juice is up for grabs right now. One more time.
- 19:37Speaker 10: Where do babies come from?
- 19:41Speaker 1: Okay?
- 19:42Speaker 10: Does it stinky?
- 19:44Speaker 1: What does it smell like where do babies come from
- 19:48Speaker 1: mama's butt? Dude, to think, thank you? What does it
- 19:52Speaker 1: smell like poop? Happy nineteenth Birthday to our daughter as
- 19:57Speaker 1: happy birthday, I want to say too much because I'll
- 20:00Speaker 1: up just crying here. She's like the best kid ever.
- 20:02Speaker 1: She's so awesome and I'm just really lucky to be
- 20:06Speaker 1: her dad and sort of have this other human that
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- 20:53Speaker 1: to another talkback message here. It is the Kiss Morning
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- 21:00Speaker 1: It's our buddy George here. I was going on, fellow
- 21:03Speaker 1: George here, catching up on Tuesday Mornings podcast. Y'all were
- 21:06Speaker 1: doing the thing with the Pittsburgh Police scanner about the
- 21:08Speaker 1: guy and Carrick that knocked on his neighbor's door. Yeah
- 21:10Speaker 1: and then got niked. Yeah, that was a story earlier
- 21:13Speaker 1: this week. Some guy just knocked on doors naked there
- 21:16Speaker 1: and Kerrick. Yeah, so what you're telling me is the
- 21:18Speaker 1: guy ding dong without the ditch. George, I think of George.
- 21:22Speaker 1: You shake it easy, George. You better take it easy
- 21:25Speaker 1: after that with George, come on, George. All right. Uh,
- 21:29Speaker 1: speaking of the Pittsburgh Police scanner, let's check in again.
- 21:34Speaker 1: A couple of people listening to the Pittsburgh Police scanner
- 21:36Speaker 1: and they go, oh, that's kind of interesting, and then
- 21:39Speaker 1: they will post about it on social media. It's become
- 21:41Speaker 1: a big thing in the city. They have their own website.
- 21:43Speaker 1: They sell merchpghdash scanner dot com. I got Pittsburgh Police
- 21:47Speaker 1: scanner sticker on my cooler. It is a Pittsburgh thing,
- 21:50Speaker 1: and it's time to find out what is happening around
- 21:54Speaker 1: our city. Lincoln Place callers said that he seems to
- 21:59Speaker 1: have anger the neighborhood. Oh, there's about fifteen people outside
- 22:04Speaker 1: waiting to beat him up. All right, what do you
- 22:08Speaker 1: have to do for the whole neighborhood? Kick your ass?
- 22:11Speaker 1: I don't even know if I've seen fifteen people outside
- 22:13Speaker 1: at the same time in my neighborhood, Like fifteen dude,
- 22:17Speaker 1: at this point, like fifteen people is an angry mouth.
- 22:21Speaker 1: It is you see fifteen people in your neighborhood, You're like,
- 22:24Speaker 1: am I in danger? So they have fifteen people standing
- 22:27Speaker 1: outside of your house just waitingry waiting for you, waiting
- 22:30Speaker 1: to kick your ass? What did you do? What did
- 22:33Speaker 1: you do? Somebody did so what did you do? Also
- 22:36Speaker 1: happening in and around our city Downtown penn ab caller
- 22:42Speaker 1: says they saw a guy driving a gray f one
- 22:45Speaker 1: fifty Hell yeah, openly drinking a can of beer while
- 22:49Speaker 1: driving well, hell no, we can't do that. Yeah, I know,
- 22:54Speaker 1: the f one fifty gave you a hell yeah, let's
- 22:56Speaker 1: see what I know. Let's see what this bad boys
- 22:59Speaker 1: up to, and then I can't. You can't do that,
- 23:01Speaker 1: you know. I mean, maybe you were feeling like a
- 23:05Speaker 1: bad boy and that might have been a hit. Your
- 23:07Speaker 1: f one fifty had like truck nuts. Maybe, man, it
- 23:10Speaker 1: had a lift kid on it, tires, Dooley's on the back.
- 23:14Speaker 1: I can do whatever I want in these streets. Yeah, well,
- 23:16Speaker 1: the cops gonna do you know, you're driving badass f
- 23:19Speaker 1: one fifty. If they pull you over there, you can go, Hey, man,
- 23:23Speaker 1: keep doing what you're doing. By the way, tickle tickle,
- 23:26Speaker 1: black these trucknuts you got here. Yeah, man, don't drink
- 23:29Speaker 1: and drive, but Jesus like a can of beer while driving, sipping,
- 23:34Speaker 1: sipping and driving. Can't do that. I can't do that.
- 23:37Speaker 1: That's what's happening in and around our city. Dang all right,
- 23:44Speaker 1: we're gonna take everybody to the depths of Hell coming
- 23:46Speaker 1: up next. All right. A lot of us are probably
- 23:49Speaker 1: just sick of the whole Aaron Rodgers thinging like, let's go,
- 23:51Speaker 1: let's just the season and all that uh, he's back.
- 23:54Speaker 1: Obviously did the media yesterday and told everybody it's his
- 23:57Speaker 1: last season. Steelers Facebook comments on Aaron Rodgers calling it
- 24:02Speaker 1: his last season. Coming up next around seven twenty five,
- 24:06Speaker 1: It's Mikey Bob Nix.
- 24:08Speaker 11: Kids.
- 24:10Speaker 1: Listen to the show live on the free iHeartRadio app.
- 24:13Speaker 1: And if you miss any of the show, you can
- 24:14Speaker 1: get caught up with Mikey and Bob podcast every day
- 24:17Speaker 1: for absolutely free on the iHeartRadio app. It is the
- 24:21Speaker 1: Kiss Morning Free Show. Aaron Rodgers officially announces that this
- 24:24Speaker 1: is going to be his last season in the NFL
- 24:27Speaker 1: playing football and with the Steelers. And then we read
- 24:31Speaker 1: the Facebook comments on the internet. Everyone is a GM yep,
- 24:39Speaker 1: everyone is everything. It's time for Steelers facebook comments. We
- 24:48Speaker 1: get the pulse of Steeler Nation here diving into the
- 24:50Speaker 1: Steelers Facebook comments. After Aaron Rodgers returns and announces this
- 24:54Speaker 1: is going to be his final season, William t too bad.
- 24:58Speaker 1: It wasn't last year, but Robin g he's gonna give
- 25:02Speaker 1: it as a super Bowl season now loading stair way
- 25:06Speaker 1: to seven. Oh all right, Robin, Dad, I'm Vicky z here.
- 25:11Speaker 1: I wonder if he likes dogs and cats? The hell
- 25:14Speaker 1: are you do you? That's what you wonder about. There's
- 25:20Speaker 1: just some unhinged people that we just are around every
- 25:23Speaker 1: day that in society, you know, lurking on Facebook and
- 25:27Speaker 1: then lurking in these streets. Hey Aaron Rodgers last year?
- 25:30Speaker 1: Oh when he makes dogs and cats?
- 25:32Speaker 3: I don't know how does he like?
- 25:33Speaker 1: Does he like dog and cat? Uh? Steelers Facebook comments
- 25:37Speaker 1: here page M love him and the Steelers. I met
- 25:39Speaker 1: Brett keesl Out eating wings in late trop with a
- 25:42Speaker 1: good looking man. He is what I love it. It's
- 25:45Speaker 1: like a It's like a shiny object, like, hey, what
- 25:47Speaker 1: do you think about Aaron Rodgers? I met Bret Kesley
- 25:50Speaker 1: eating wings and latrobe. She met keithl fifteen years ago,
- 25:53Speaker 1: and h and Steelers are good forever Billy as when
- 25:56Speaker 1: you're telling the world you're too old to play another year,
- 25:59Speaker 1: you're also telling them that this is guaranteed not to
- 26:02Speaker 1: be your best year. I mean that's true too, Jim
- 26:05Speaker 1: kay here as coach Tomlin once said, you couldn't imagine
- 26:09Speaker 1: how little I care was that Tomlin ism w Wendy
- 26:13Speaker 1: m here By, Felicia Derek T. Steelers should be on
- 26:17Speaker 1: hard knocks to follow this drama queen around again. Steelers
- 26:21Speaker 1: Facebook comments. Hey, it would be a great hard knock here,
- 26:23Speaker 1: as it would. Aaron Rodgers said, this is last year.
- 26:27Speaker 1: Alicia m glad he's back, total hobby in a dad
- 26:30Speaker 1: way boy, all right, calm down. Gabriel C wish he
- 26:35Speaker 1: was coming to play in Mexico City this year. Hey, Gabrielle,
- 26:38Speaker 1: so do me and Bob I wish we were playing
- 26:40Speaker 1: in Mexico this year. Steelers Mexico was ready for some
- 26:44Speaker 1: blackie goal man. I'm telling you, I believe him. There
- 26:48Speaker 1: ain't nothing like that group of Steeler fans down there
- 26:50Speaker 1: in Mexico. Yeah, one day we did in the NFL.
- 26:53Speaker 1: Send him one day. We gotta go, Jason p. Maybe
- 26:57Speaker 1: they can just bring back Big Ben next year. Okay,
- 27:00Speaker 1: don't don't say his name. He said his name, wants
- 27:02Speaker 1: to do it. Don't do it three times or he's
- 27:04Speaker 1: gonna show up at the facility. Dale s. You've been
- 27:07Speaker 1: saying that for least six years, Aaron Rodgers, Greg B
- 27:11Speaker 1: you better be grooming the youngsters. Huh. Pause. You should
- 27:17Speaker 1: have wrote something more than that, like the quarterbacks are
- 27:23Speaker 1: not the best wording. Yeah, no, it's not. Mike. Last
- 27:27Speaker 1: year in the Steelers Facebook comments about it being Aaron
- 27:29Speaker 1: rodgers last year. Is anyone shocked that he would announce
- 27:32Speaker 1: this right now to try to make the season all
- 27:34Speaker 1: about him. I've never wanted a season to go any
- 27:37Speaker 1: faster than this one. I mean, it's gonna be a
- 27:39Speaker 1: long season, it is. I love that he did a
- 27:42Speaker 1: full press conference and a six second clip at the end. Yeah,
- 27:46Speaker 1: just enraged people. Yeah, it wait to make it all
- 27:49Speaker 1: about you Rogers. It was he was asked, you know
- 27:52Speaker 1: this is gonna be your last year. This could be
- 27:55Speaker 1: your last year. Do you even think of that right now? Yes?
- 27:59Speaker 1: Your last year?
- 28:00Speaker 12: It?
- 28:00Speaker 1: Yeah, this is it? Also, this is it for me?
- 28:02Speaker 2: A watch.
- 28:05Speaker 1: One more here Kathy f and the Steelers facebook comments
- 28:08Speaker 1: at Aaron Rodgers. My granddaughter saw him, okay at cool
- 28:16Speaker 1: Cones by North Park and those men were so nice.
- 28:19Speaker 1: Oh my god. Her granddaughter was one of the people
- 28:24Speaker 1: at cool Cones. Here was Aaron Rodgers being asked about
- 28:26Speaker 1: getting ice cream.
- 28:27Speaker 7: I'm not gonna tell you what I do on my
- 28:28Speaker 7: personal time.
- 28:29Speaker 1: That's my guy, right, there's Aaron Rodgers. We all know
- 28:33Speaker 1: your cool Cone town Rogers. I gotta play a little
- 28:37Speaker 1: bit of the cool Cons song the cool Cone song.
- 28:41Speaker 1: I mean, we got it right, cool CODs. My granddaughter
- 28:45Speaker 1: saw him. They were just such nice men at North Park.
- 28:48Speaker 3: Karon Rodgers is back with the Steelers.
- 28:51Speaker 1: And now we're finally.
- 28:54Speaker 13: QB one is gone up be we know because he
- 28:58Speaker 13: wasn't cons All.
- 29:07Speaker 1: Right, that's enough, hope everybody enjoyed Steelers Facebook comments. I
- 29:11Speaker 1: want to go to the zoo so bad. I know
- 29:14Speaker 1: it's not ready for the public to see yet and
- 29:17Speaker 1: all that, but you see, Pittsburgh Zoo got a new
- 29:20Speaker 1: line cub, first one in six years. I did, I did.
- 29:24Speaker 1: That thing is so cute. It's a cat. Listen, it's
- 29:27Speaker 1: a cat. I love cats. I make cats. It's a
- 29:29Speaker 1: cat to me. So I can't look at that picture
- 29:31Speaker 1: and think, oh I can't. It's just the little baby too.
- 29:33Speaker 1: It's not it can't be dangerous, right, little one. But yeah,
- 29:39Speaker 1: we got a we got a new baby cub first
- 29:42Speaker 1: in six years at the zoo. Can't see it yet
- 29:44Speaker 1: and everything I think they said like late summer, early fall,
- 29:46Speaker 1: maybe it'll be ready for show and tell for everybody,
- 29:49Speaker 1: but Pittsburgh Zoo, you have the opportunity to own the
- 29:52Speaker 1: internet with the baby cub dude. Put it in costumes.
- 29:56Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, all of it, like dress it up,
- 29:59Speaker 1: just put a live cam on it. Just flood social media.
- 30:04Speaker 1: You got a baby animal, take advantage Pittsburgh Zoo. It's
- 30:07Speaker 1: Mikey about the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show.
- 30:10Speaker 1: By the way, speaking to animals, we were stunned earlier
- 30:13Speaker 1: this week by our friend Opal, who always leaves a
- 30:17Speaker 1: bunch of messages on the show.
- 30:18Speaker 10: Nicky and Bobby just wanted to let you know that
- 30:22Speaker 10: yesterday I learned that horses legs are actually fingers because
- 30:26Speaker 10: they only have one tone.
- 30:27Speaker 1: In Yeah, it really messed us up, it did it.
- 30:30Speaker 1: It messed us up to learn that that horses don't
- 30:34Speaker 1: have legs they're they're actually fingers. We learned it for
- 30:38Speaker 1: the first time. I went home and told my wife
- 30:41Speaker 1: Jamie that and she said she knew that, to which
- 30:44Speaker 1: I was like, why didn't you ever tell me? She's like,
- 30:46Speaker 1: it never came up in conversation like that, that can't come.
- 30:49Speaker 1: But you gotta just tell me those aren't horses legs.
- 30:52Speaker 1: Why don't they teach that in school? They should be
- 30:54Speaker 1: all right, let's get to another talkback message here again.
- 30:57Speaker 1: Send them through the free iHeartRadio.
- 30:59Speaker 14: Appkeim Bob catch up on the podcast here. I'm listening
- 31:04Speaker 14: to the part where you say horses have four fingers. Yes,
- 31:08Speaker 14: and while I agree, but I disagree because here's the thing.
- 31:13Speaker 14: Horses have front legs and back legs, so wouldn't the
- 31:18Speaker 14: front legs be fingers, but then the back legs would
- 31:22Speaker 14: technically be toes. So they're walking on their fingertips and tiptoes.
- 31:27Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I don't know if they're
- 31:29Speaker 1: all right. Hold on, let me get to another talkback
- 31:31Speaker 1: message here.
- 31:32Speaker 15: Hey, Bob, just following up on your guys's horse talk.
- 31:36Speaker 15: Horses actually used to have toes, is what I have
- 31:40Speaker 15: always learned and have found in my research. Okay, they
- 31:45Speaker 15: actually have a little remnant of a toe called a
- 31:48Speaker 15: chest snut.
- 31:48Speaker 1: Okay, wait, all right, so we're learning horses have a chestnut.
- 31:52Speaker 15: It's on the inside of each four of their legs,
- 31:56Speaker 15: which used to be it was their last basically toes,
- 32:00Speaker 15: and they only have one hoof left, which is their
- 32:02Speaker 15: last toe.
- 32:03Speaker 1: I can't deal with the evolutionary stuff, learning what like
- 32:07Speaker 1: animals used to be and stuff. That stuff blows my
- 32:09Speaker 1: mind because.
- 32:10Speaker 15: All four have over time disappeared and their second toe
- 32:15Speaker 15: that left is actually still on their leg. It's actually
- 32:19Speaker 15: the same on dogs too. If you look, they have
- 32:21Speaker 15: that little rub on the back of their legs. It
- 32:24Speaker 15: looks like one of their toe. Yeah, and it's actually
- 32:27Speaker 15: because they used to have more toes and their evolutionary
- 32:32Speaker 15: lead going away.
- 32:33Speaker 1: You mean to tell me horses were out here waving fingers? Oh,
- 32:41Speaker 1: just sitting there waving. Oh no, man, I just looked up.
- 32:44Speaker 1: That's all completely true. The evolution of horses. They used
- 32:49Speaker 1: to have like toes, like multiple toes instead of just
- 32:51Speaker 1: one big one, dude. And horses started out the size
- 32:54Speaker 1: of dogs, and as they grew bigger with that evolution
- 33:00Speaker 1: and stronger. Yeah, their body evolved. Did their nuts grow
- 33:06Speaker 1: the chestnuts? Uh no, it doesn't. I don't see anything.
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- 33:44Speaker 1: it is Mikey and Bob. Hello morning, sure on donut.
- 33:47Speaker 12: How are you guys this morning?
- 33:48Speaker 1: Good man, how are you good? It's good.
- 33:50Speaker 12: I just want to call and say that my wife
- 33:53Speaker 12: and my mother are traveling up to all Be, New
- 33:55Speaker 12: York today and my wife loves and listening to you
- 33:57Speaker 12: guys in the morning.
- 33:57Speaker 1: Nice.
- 33:58Speaker 12: I just want to give her a quick shout out.
- 33:59Speaker 1: Oh nice, what's yeah? What's her name?
- 34:01Speaker 2: Go ahead, man, jessicad.
- 34:03Speaker 12: My mother's name is Laurie, and they're both crazy driver.
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- 34:10Speaker 1: Look God, Jessica and Laurie are on the streets. Oh man,
- 34:17Speaker 1: you know, okay, Like it's really my nineteen year old
- 34:22Speaker 1: daughter Addison's birthday today. The least everybody could do is
- 34:25Speaker 1: end their messages with happy birthday Addison today. Only it's
- 34:29Speaker 1: not Bob's Birthday's Birthday's New Year's Day. It's my best
- 34:32Speaker 1: friend though. Let's get to another talkback message here, brought
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- 34:39Speaker 8: It's like I woke up it was twenty five, and
- 34:44Speaker 8: what the heck?
- 34:47Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know where we're going here, but she
- 34:52Speaker 1: woke up and she was twenty five, and oh, I
- 34:54Speaker 1: think she's making the connection that you know, I said,
- 34:57Speaker 1: it's my daughter Addison's nineteenth birthday today, and just how
- 35:01Speaker 1: time flies sometimes. Man, A lot of people that listen
- 35:03Speaker 1: to our show, remember when our kids were born, we
- 35:06Speaker 1: got married, like we have become men. I guess whatever
- 35:12Speaker 1: we are must dad, You've all grown up with us,
- 35:16Speaker 1: and you've seen that Bob has an upper lip bush.
- 35:19Speaker 1: Now you know we're we're gentlemen now, is what we are.
- 35:22Speaker 1: I think that's what she's trying to say. It's sort
- 35:25Speaker 1: of like twenty five, what happened?
- 35:27Speaker 2: What happened?
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- 36:06Speaker 1: that yesterday. I got a message on Instagram. I had
- 36:10Speaker 1: an explosion. I saw you in the waiting room at
- 36:13Speaker 1: the cancer center. It took everything in me to not
- 36:16Speaker 1: be a super weirdo and say hi, whoever in your
- 36:19Speaker 1: family is being seen there. I hope their treatment is
- 36:22Speaker 1: going well. Yeah?
- 36:23Speaker 2: Is that uh?
- 36:24Speaker 1: Is that uh? Passive? It there?
- 36:27Speaker 2: Right?
- 36:27Speaker 1: Yeah, my father in law is getting some stuff done.
- 36:30Speaker 1: So I was at the cancer center yesterday for like
- 36:33Speaker 1: two and a half hours. Yeah. The super weird part, though,
- 36:36Speaker 1: is the fact that you didn't say hi. You gotta
- 36:38Speaker 1: say hi. That's why I told her. I'm like, no,
- 36:40Speaker 1: you gotta say hi. I'm in a waiting room for
- 36:41Speaker 1: two and a half hours with just me and my daughter,
- 36:43Speaker 1: like say hi. You know, even if you didn't want
- 36:47Speaker 1: to make it weird, you get said hi, and you know, yeah, yeah,
- 36:51Speaker 1: you didn't have to come sit with you or anything,
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- 36:57Speaker 1: know if your kids are the same way. But like
- 36:59Speaker 1: my daughter Addison thinks, it's so funny when people like
- 37:02Speaker 1: approach me in public and yeah, but just like also
- 37:06Speaker 1: like gosh about how much we mean how much they
- 37:08Speaker 1: like the show. And then my daughter's like, you're my dad,
- 37:14Speaker 1: So thank you for the nice message. Real people, believe
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- 38:00Speaker 6: Mike and Bob it's your favorite candy man Dallas here again.
- 38:03Speaker 16: Hey, I just told my girlfriend about the horses, yeah,
- 38:07Speaker 16: having fingers.
- 38:09Speaker 1: She brought up a good point. She was like, what
- 38:11Speaker 1: about all the other animals with hoofs?
- 38:14Speaker 17: So we need some answers, like the rhinos and the
- 38:18Speaker 17: donkeys and even the zebras.
- 38:20Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, they call them zebras in Australia. You
- 38:23Speaker 1: know how I know that because I watch Kriike. It's
- 38:27Speaker 1: the Irwins and they call them zebras. And also we
- 38:31Speaker 1: all may knowdding zebras are really black, like if you
- 38:36Speaker 1: shaved them down enough, they're really black. And they just
- 38:39Speaker 1: have the white stripes for camouflage. Right wow. So uh yeah,
- 38:42Speaker 1: I don't know horses have fingers. That's a messed up thing.
- 38:46Speaker 1: I don't know about other animals though. Animals have completely
- 38:49Speaker 1: taken a turn here on the show this week when
- 38:51Speaker 1: we learned that horses basically don't have legs. Hey, guys
- 38:55Speaker 1: from Harrison City, I am listening to the podcast from
- 38:59Speaker 1: when say fingers. Yeah, this is some This is some
- 39:04Speaker 1: stuff we dropped on everybody. I almost want to apologize
- 39:08Speaker 1: for bringing it up. It'll mess you up. Yeah, And now.
- 39:10Speaker 18: My mind is blown because giraffe have fingers.
- 39:13Speaker 1: Wait a minute, what's up with giraffes? Do they got
- 39:17Speaker 1: they got horse hoofs? They giraffes. Okay, just looks out there,
- 39:22Speaker 1: prants and on long ass fingers. Giraffes can't have fingers.
- 39:25Speaker 1: Those things are legs, right, I'll look it up. Come
- 39:29Speaker 1: up very tall. Also, Oh my gosh, welcome to the club.
- 39:33Speaker 1: Drafts are my spirit animal too, because I'm a very
- 39:35Speaker 1: tall man. Go giraffes, I agree, But now I'm just like, man,
- 39:40Speaker 1: do they have fingers? Oh geez, all right, giraffes have fingers.
- 39:45Speaker 1: I know, mind blow. I know this is a lot
- 39:47Speaker 1: to take in. I'm sorry we're doing this to the
- 39:50Speaker 1: animal kingdom and blowing people's minds. But oh my god,
- 39:54Speaker 1: get out of here. Man, Okay, all right, be very careful.
- 40:01Speaker 1: Choose your next words and how you explain this. Okay,
- 40:07Speaker 1: Giraffes stand on their fingers and toes. I can't do this.
- 40:14Speaker 1: I don't even think girafts have incredibly elongated fingers and toes.
- 40:21Speaker 1: That's all it is. Those are fingers. Giraffes don't have legs, oh,
- 40:26Speaker 1: not all of them. My friend. The front legs. The
- 40:30Speaker 1: front legs are fingers and the back legs are toes. Oh,
- 40:34Speaker 1: the mid joint halfway down the leg on the front
- 40:37Speaker 1: leg is the actual animal's wrist. It's the giraffe's wrist.
- 40:41Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 40:41Speaker 1: That's the same thing for horses and the mid what
- 40:43Speaker 1: we think their need is is the wrist. The midjoint
- 40:46Speaker 1: on the back legs the rear legs is actually the ankle.
- 40:49Speaker 1: Oh my god. No. And the hoofs, like we know,
- 40:55Speaker 1: the hooves they walk on are disheartened fingernails. Okay, me
- 41:00Speaker 1: be me and you unbelievable me and you need to
- 41:03Speaker 1: go to the Pittsburgh Zoo and just camp out in
- 41:05Speaker 1: front of the giraffes, right Louis, right, Louie, Let's have
- 41:09Speaker 1: a draft right there, Louie. We just need to stand by, Louie.
- 41:12Speaker 1: And then when people are just like, look how long
- 41:14Speaker 1: these legs are? We just going legs?
- 41:17Speaker 2: Huh?
- 41:17Speaker 1: Right, have a seat. Let me teach you a little
- 41:20Speaker 1: bit about your rafts. They ain't got no legs, They
- 41:24Speaker 1: got fingers and toes and toes and wrists and ankles. Unbelievable,
- 41:33Speaker 1: all right, there was one unbelievably educational our show is
- 41:37Speaker 1: There was one of the wildest moments in the history
- 41:40Speaker 1: of reality television that happened on the fiftieth season finale
- 41:44Speaker 1: of Survivor last night. Also, Colbert has his last late
- 41:48Speaker 1: show tonight. We'll get some of that around eight twenty
- 41:51Speaker 1: five and your chance at one thousand dollars this morning
- 41:53Speaker 1: around nine ten. It's Mikey and Bob kiss. For a
- 41:59Speaker 1: lot of people that are like me, Bob, today is
- 42:01Speaker 1: just today's day We've been waiting years for. There is
- 42:05Speaker 1: a new Star Wars movie in theaters today, The Mandalorian
- 42:11Speaker 1: and Grogu. Am I okay, yeah, I'm cool today because
- 42:14Speaker 1: I'm not going to see it today. It's my daughter's birthday.
- 42:16Speaker 1: I got stuff to do. I'm going to see it
- 42:17Speaker 1: tomorrow though. And am I gonna be okay? Yeah, I'll
- 42:19Speaker 1: be fine. It's gonna be awesome. Oh you'll be okay? Well?
- 42:22Speaker 1: Am I gonness, it's gonna it's gonna be Bad's got
- 42:24Speaker 1: no Star Wars can't do bad for me. I like
- 42:27Speaker 1: All Star Wars. Anything Star Wars. I like, what's your
- 42:30Speaker 1: least favorite Star Wars? There's not. I like it all.
- 42:33Speaker 1: It's all Star Wars and it's all good. So there
- 42:35Speaker 1: isn't a Bad Star Wars movie. Nah, no Bad Star Wars.
- 42:38Speaker 12: Ah.
- 42:39Speaker 1: I love All Star Wars. I like all the weird stuff,
- 42:41Speaker 1: the cartoons. I like it all Man. New Star Wars
- 42:43Speaker 1: movie out today, everybody, It's Mikey Bob the ninety six
- 42:46Speaker 1: one Kiss Morning Freak Show. You've got an extra ticket?
- 42:48Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 42:48Speaker 1: For Friday. Baby should invite Cam Hayward Man. Cam's probably
- 42:52Speaker 1: already seen Mandalorian and Grogu. He always goes to see
- 42:54Speaker 1: the movie previews. Maybe Cam should have invited me, is
- 42:58Speaker 1: what you're talking about? For real? I don't know. Me
- 43:01Speaker 1: and Cam should have been out there with their lightsabers
- 43:03Speaker 1: out man. Just you know, wow. Stephen Colbert's got his
- 43:08Speaker 1: last late show tonight on CBS. Last night he had
- 43:12Speaker 1: Bruce Springsteen on and was singing they gave two point
- 43:15Speaker 1: five million to Jose Andres World Central Kitchen. Just great
- 43:21Speaker 1: things Colbert has been doing on his his his way out.
- 43:24Speaker 1: His last show is tonight. There's rumors who's going to
- 43:27Speaker 1: be his final guest. Some people are saying George Clooney
- 43:29Speaker 1: because I think George Clooney was his first guest on
- 43:31Speaker 1: the show. But the big one that is rumor because
- 43:36Speaker 1: Stephen Colbert is a Catholic man. He is a very
- 43:39Speaker 1: deeply religious man. If you haven't dug into his backstory,
- 43:43Speaker 1: like basically, his whole family died r right when he
- 43:46Speaker 1: was younger, and religion is very deep part of his
- 43:51Speaker 1: you know, spirituality, all that stuff. There's rumors he's having
- 43:54Speaker 1: the pulpe on tonight because the Pope course of American
- 43:57Speaker 1: Pope from Chicago, right, So if there's no like language
- 44:00Speaker 1: barrier there or anything, Dude, he pulls the pope man.
- 44:04Speaker 1: I mean, not only is your last show, but you
- 44:06Speaker 1: probably make worldwide news at that point. What a walk
- 44:09Speaker 1: off that would be, right if he gets the Pope.
- 44:11Speaker 1: We got to talk about what happened on Survivor last night. Now,
- 44:13Speaker 1: me and Bob aren't like diehards when it comes to Survivor.
- 44:17Speaker 1: We've seen a couple of the earlier seasons. We're in
- 44:19Speaker 1: season fifty hours, right, We're sitting at fifty now. But
- 44:23Speaker 1: this was honestly one of the first big like reality
- 44:26Speaker 1: competition shows.
- 44:27Speaker 9: This.
- 44:28Speaker 1: Do you remember when they used to give away well
- 44:30Speaker 1: they still do, like Emmys and stuff for this used
- 44:32Speaker 1: to win the Best Reality Show every year for the
- 44:36Speaker 1: Emmys Survivor Season fifty finale on last night. So let
- 44:40Speaker 1: me explain what happened. Jeff Probe's the host, is about
- 44:45Speaker 1: to throw to the video package of this guy Rizzo.
- 44:50Speaker 1: He would lose the final fire making challenge. So Probes
- 44:55Speaker 1: has to throw to the video package where Rizzo loses
- 44:58Speaker 1: the final fire but instead he just spoils it for
- 45:02Speaker 1: everybody and tells Rizzo, hey, go take a seat.
- 45:05Speaker 6: Rizzo, you become the final member of our journey. Take
- 45:07Speaker 6: a spot over here.
- 45:08Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody knows that yet. He's not supposed to be
- 45:10Speaker 1: there yet. This is it.
- 45:12Speaker 6: These are the people their game fell a little short,
- 45:15Speaker 6: but this is the group.
- 45:17Speaker 1: That is going to go figure out what just happened.
- 45:20Speaker 1: He could tell by the way that they were reacting.
- 45:23Speaker 1: Was reacting. It's live TV too, they did not tape.
- 45:26Speaker 2: This hasn't huh.
- 45:33Speaker 1: I'm not even sure what's happening.
- 45:34Speaker 6: But next we're gona have one final surprise for the players.
- 45:37Speaker 1: Oh man, it's so the audience is likes eliminated him
- 45:43Speaker 1: before it even happened on live TV. So then they
- 45:46Speaker 1: go to commercial and you know, I've seen videos online
- 45:49Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Chatter online that's just like the
- 45:51Speaker 1: commercial break was mayhem. Nobody knew what to do, and
- 45:54Speaker 1: it's like, it's my TV. You got you probably got
- 45:56Speaker 1: overtewing ten million people watching this Survivor fifty finale, and
- 46:00Speaker 1: then Propes comes back on and apologizes.
- 46:03Speaker 6: All right, so it sorts it out. I love doing
- 46:06Speaker 6: live television. So in case you're confused, this is what happened.
- 46:11Speaker 6: We were going to show you fire making and then
- 46:13Speaker 6: have the loser of fire making, Rizzo, come out and
- 46:15Speaker 6: talk about how charming he is, and if he had
- 46:17Speaker 6: practiced fire making, maybe he would have won.
- 46:20Speaker 1: But instead you sat him in the jury, spoiling the
- 46:23Speaker 1: video package that you were supposed to throw it to.
- 46:26Speaker 1: Instead we did a Survivor twist. It's the last twist
- 46:28Speaker 1: of the season. Oh yeah, we got a kick into
- 46:31Speaker 1: the future. So now we're gonna watch Rizzo lose in
- 46:35Speaker 1: fire the job. All right, now, listen, Probes, that's a
- 46:40Speaker 1: great recovery on your recovery. It's a great recovery.
- 46:43Speaker 2: There.
- 46:43Speaker 1: There's a lot of confusion on what happening, and I
- 46:45Speaker 1: believe that's on Probes though, right unless there was a
- 46:47Speaker 1: producer in his ear being like set Riso down in
- 46:50Speaker 1: the jerky unless there was a producer yelling in his ear.
- 46:54Speaker 1: It was just probes forgetting that they haven't seen the
- 46:57Speaker 1: package yet, so it was kind of a plunky mess.
- 47:01Speaker 1: One of the most awkward live TV reality TV moments
- 47:04Speaker 1: I think that we've seen maybe ever on Survivor fifty
- 47:08Speaker 1: last night. All right, we got around to say something
- 47:10Speaker 1: nice coming up around eight fifty five A pair of
- 47:13Speaker 1: day in May. Today, you send us a talk back
- 47:15Speaker 1: message through the free iHeartRadio app, and you can win
- 47:18Speaker 1: some tickets to go see Noah Khan at PNC Park
- 47:21Speaker 1: on July third. What a show, What a weekend that
- 47:25Speaker 1: is gonna be. Let's get to some of your entriesh Mike.
- 47:28Speaker 15: You Bob.
- 47:28Speaker 11: I've been listening to you guys since I've been in
- 47:31Speaker 11: the carpool line for elementary school.
- 47:34Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 47:34Speaker 11: But boy, was I glad to tune into the radio
- 47:37Speaker 11: in order to hear about the Noahkon tickets because I'd
- 47:40Speaker 11: love to take my college roommate, Chloe, because our music
- 47:43Speaker 11: tastes are different in so many ways, but we get
- 47:47Speaker 11: in common with Noah Khan, so this would be a
- 47:49Speaker 11: great opportunity.
- 47:50Speaker 1: I love Noa Khan man, Wait did she mean when
- 47:52Speaker 1: she was in elementary school in the carpool line, Man,
- 47:55Speaker 1: I think that's what she met like, not like this
- 47:57Speaker 1: morning in the carpool. I think she met like she
- 48:00Speaker 1: was I was a child. Yeah, I don't know, man,
- 48:03Speaker 1: I there too long a mic and Big Bob Low
- 48:07Speaker 1: Larry from Little Washing Larry no carn ticket to take
- 48:11Speaker 1: my wife with me and go hang out, have a
- 48:13Speaker 1: good time. Happy birthday, Adison. Wow even wished happy nineteenth
- 48:18Speaker 1: birthday to my daughter Addison. Larry from war Washington. Larry
- 48:22Speaker 1: is a wife. Yeah.
- 48:24Speaker 11: This is Amanda Luppy from here in Pittsburgh, entering to
- 48:27Speaker 11: win the Noah Con tickets, hoping to take my husband
- 48:31Speaker 11: because that would be a great anniversary gift.
- 48:34Speaker 1: Oh, I hope you're both having a good day. Oh yeah,
- 48:36Speaker 1: hot and stinky at Noah Con. I mean it's gonna
- 48:39Speaker 1: be July. Everybody wants that night out though city in
- 48:42Speaker 1: the background. My name is Aaron Pace.
- 48:46Speaker 5: I live in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and I would absolutely pass away.
- 48:52Speaker 5: Oh no, if I got to see Noah Con live,
- 48:55Speaker 5: make this forty four year old summer amazing.
- 48:58Speaker 1: All right, all you got to do is get on
- 49:00Speaker 1: our free iHeartRadio app send us talkback message. You could
- 49:02Speaker 1: be going to see Noah ConA Paraday in May. No
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- 49:09Speaker 1: Kiss Hey, Bob, do you want to put gloves on
- 49:12Speaker 1: for this? Because I think I should put some gloves
- 49:14Speaker 1: on because we're about to milk some Steelers content. Here.
- 49:17Speaker 1: You got gloves you gonna go on today? Okay, get
- 49:21Speaker 1: under that Steelers cow because it's full of milk. Offseason milk.
- 49:26Speaker 12: Bawl.
- 49:26Speaker 1: We gotta milk it out. Melt the Steelers. God, damn
- 49:30Speaker 1: noltl milk the Steelers condemn. All Right, new Steelers coach
- 49:36Speaker 1: from Pittsburgh, right, Mike McCarthy. We all know he spoke
- 49:40Speaker 1: to the media yesterday. This first time he's speaking since
- 49:43Speaker 1: you know Aaron Rodgers is back. We got ot as
- 49:45Speaker 1: going on stuff like that. Here is the question that
- 49:48Speaker 1: Mike Brezuda from the DV Morning Show. That is the
- 49:51Speaker 1: DV Morning Show with Randy Bauman, new sidekick, newly hired
- 49:56Speaker 1: full time sidekick, Tad Whistle. Yes, you got Abby Christner
- 50:01Speaker 1: there too. You got Mike Persuda who does sports full time.
- 50:06Speaker 1: You have full time producer Jacob but the five DV
- 50:11Speaker 1: right there d D Morning Show, he asked the question.
- 50:14Speaker 1: Mike pursuited it. Mike, did watch him play and make
- 50:18Speaker 1: sure he's still the guy you want him to be?
- 50:20Speaker 1: Or is he assumed that he's he'll still be that guy?
- 50:23Speaker 12: I mean when I watch him play at ice SCD,
- 50:25Speaker 12: damn make I had a hell of a coaches young player.
- 50:28Speaker 1: You know he's he come kidding, he still throws it. Uh,
- 50:33Speaker 1: he could throw it with anybody. I love that, man.
- 50:35Speaker 1: I love that response of just like you know, did
- 50:38Speaker 1: you when you watched him, did you see he still
- 50:41Speaker 1: got it? I watched him, I said he's younger. Yeah,
- 50:44Speaker 1: good g D coach. Of course it was him. Uh
- 50:48Speaker 1: So that was Mike McCarthy talking about Aaron Rodgers, and
- 50:50Speaker 1: then Aaron Rodgers said yesterday that he uh, I just
- 50:54Speaker 1: love this. He told Omar Khan to interview Mike McCarthy. Yeah, man, right,
- 51:00Speaker 1: we're milking in.
- 51:01Speaker 7: I had a conversation with Omar at the end of
- 51:03Speaker 7: last year and I encouraged him for an outside perspective.
- 51:08Speaker 1: Yeah, to interview Mike. Yeah, Okay, it's thereon Rodgers, He's
- 51:12Speaker 1: the reason he's there.
- 51:12Speaker 7: Not thinking that even would honestly, but then when it
- 51:15Speaker 7: became more serious, I was thinking, Wow, that'd be a
- 51:18Speaker 7: really interesting thought to come back and play with Mike.
- 51:20Speaker 1: Okay, you tell Omar con to interview Mike McCarthy, and
- 51:23Speaker 1: you don't think he's gonna do it. They're trying to
- 51:25Speaker 1: get you back, like you basically asked for this. They're
- 51:29Speaker 1: gonna show back up and play now. He was asked
- 51:34Speaker 1: about being spotted at cool Cones. I mean, that's important
- 51:37Speaker 1: stuff that we want to know. This is what we
- 51:40Speaker 1: would ask if I would ask, like, what was you
- 51:42Speaker 1: what'd you get? What'd you get? Then? Why didn't you
- 51:45Speaker 1: get your wife? Anything? We heard it was? We heard
- 51:48Speaker 1: the news report it with three items, there were four you.
- 51:50Speaker 2: Uh.
- 51:50Speaker 1: Here is Aaron Rodgers when asked about being at cool Cones.
- 51:55Speaker 1: That was the first he was spotted in Pittsburgh. Rodgers
- 51:57Speaker 1: the older guy. Maybe he's lactose. Maybe maybe he's wanting
- 52:01Speaker 1: to take the boys out rule cool cans. Cool combes
- 52:05Speaker 1: could lead to you know, if you're like me, bad
- 52:09Speaker 1: splatters it? Could you know, I'm not.
- 52:11Speaker 7: Gonna tell you what I do in my personal time.
- 52:16Speaker 1: Okay, cool cons he's good. I'm not gonna tell you
- 52:20Speaker 1: what I Come on, hey, cool Cons the endorsement. Come on, man,
- 52:26Speaker 1: you what I do.
- 52:28Speaker 7: I'm not gonna tell you what I do in my
- 52:29Speaker 7: personal time. You already saw it went to that ice
- 52:32Speaker 7: cream spot.
- 52:33Speaker 1: It's got a name. It's cool Cons, Cool Cons, and
- 52:37Speaker 1: it's not c O O L it's k O O L. Rogers.
- 52:42Speaker 1: Are you surprised if other sightings?
- 52:44Speaker 7: Was it intentional to be sighted?
- 52:46Speaker 4: Do not be sed?
- 52:47Speaker 1: No, I just live my leg. Oh man, bad boy,
- 52:50Speaker 1: he's a bad boy. I'll hear a cool Cones, cool
- 52:54Speaker 1: guy at cool Cons asking about cool Cons, not hiding
- 52:57Speaker 1: from anybody's out here, living his life ice cream times
- 52:59Speaker 1: per time Air Rodgers don't talk about that cook cans.
- 53:05Speaker 2: So he's back.
- 53:06Speaker 1: I mean, we're a couple of days in and it's
- 53:08Speaker 1: just yeah, the milk is flowing, The milk is flowing.
- 53:12Speaker 1: I love how much we've talked about Aaron Rodgers and
- 53:15Speaker 1: an ice cream shop. Oh, melt, melt, melt, melt, melt.
- 53:18Speaker 1: The stealers, God damn, molt melt melt the stealer's cotdamn.
- 53:23Speaker 1: All right, we do around to say something nice coming
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- 53:40Speaker 5: I would love to take my sixteen year old daughter
- 53:44Speaker 5: to Noah Con.
- 53:45Speaker 1: She is so obsessed with his music.
- 53:48Speaker 2: Me too.
- 53:49Speaker 18: And also we are trying to see how many concerts
- 53:53Speaker 18: we can go to before she graduates high school.
- 53:56Speaker 1: That's a that's a fun little thing. Let's get to
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- 54:00Speaker 18: I need to win the Knower Con tickets for my
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- 54:13Speaker 1: Not everybody can get them, you know, just get fail
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- 54:17Speaker 18: And they love going to concerts together and it's like
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- 54:24Speaker 18: Temmy from New Kensington.
- 54:26Speaker 1: Thank you, all right, twin girls settled down. I love it,
- 54:29Speaker 1: noahkan music brings them together. Though that's nice. There is
- 54:33Speaker 1: that pressure on pairings. It's that's the thing that sucks
- 54:36Speaker 1: about trying to get tickets for concerts. Yeah, it sucks
- 54:39Speaker 1: right that you feel like you let your kids down
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- 54:51Speaker 1: It's tough out here, man, gas like five dollars a gal.
- 54:55Speaker 1: You're doing just fine, is a mom? Okay, you know what.
- 54:57Speaker 1: Let's say something nice? Okay, yeah, all right. We do
- 55:01Speaker 1: this thing on the show where you send us talk
- 55:03Speaker 1: back messages and we just like to hear what's going
- 55:06Speaker 1: on in your life. Or you got something nice to
- 55:08Speaker 1: say about somebody, somebody maybe made you smile, maybe made
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- 55:16Speaker 1: Here on the Kids Morning, for each out poop, we.
- 55:21Speaker 3: Say something nice, say something nice.
- 55:25Speaker 1: You got it, you got it.
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- 55:40Speaker 8: sixth year of teaching. She had some surgery this past year,
- 55:44Speaker 8: so she actually is retiring this year, and I just
- 55:48Speaker 8: wanted to put it out there for her happy retirement,
- 55:50Speaker 8: but also to all teachers. Yeah, if you're retiring, congrats.
- 55:54Speaker 8: If not, you're so close.
- 55:56Speaker 1: It's almost summer, ey, teachers are so close, so she's
- 56:00Speaker 1: you're so closed. Hey, congrats, congrats the mom. I'm retiring.
- 56:02Speaker 1: I job out there. Mom, twenty six years you had
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- 56:11Speaker 3: Say something nice. Say something nice.
- 56:14Speaker 5: Hi, Mikey and Bob as your friendly Spanish teacher. I'm
- 56:17Speaker 5: getting caught up on parking lot Karate at cool Cones.
- 56:21Speaker 1: Parking Lot Karate at cool Cones was the name of
- 56:24Speaker 1: one of our recent podcasts, and I just.
- 56:27Speaker 5: Wanted to say thank you and say something nice to
- 56:30Speaker 5: you guys for kind of letting Katie k know. Hey,
- 56:35Speaker 5: you guys didn't get any of us women to give
- 56:39Speaker 5: our opinions, and I appreciate that. I appreciate you guys
- 56:43Speaker 5: saying the things.
- 56:44Speaker 6: Have a great thing.
- 56:45Speaker 1: Okay, let me hit this.
- 56:49Speaker 3: Say something nice, say something nice.
- 56:52Speaker 1: Yeah, Katie k ran this thing. Didn't they go and
- 56:55Speaker 1: talk to people on the street outside of Tequila Cowboy
- 56:57Speaker 1: about Aaron Rodgers. And it was like a minute long
- 57:00Speaker 1: US with years old all of this, and I truly
- 57:03Speaker 1: believe that you should be starting one of those young rookies.
- 57:07Speaker 1: This is a young man's game. What are we talking
- 57:09Speaker 1: about here? Okay? And it went on for like a minute.
- 57:11Speaker 1: They did not talk to one female. No, no women
- 57:14Speaker 1: at all. There was no one, no outside thee Quilla Cowboy.
- 57:18Speaker 1: Line them up, dude, this football a para day in May.
- 57:23Speaker 1: You can win tickets to go see that guy, Noah
- 57:25Speaker 1: con at PNC Park July third. Just send a talkback
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- 57:31Speaker 1: It's Mike you a Bob the Kiss Morning Freak Show.
- 57:32Speaker 1: Let's get to this talkback message brought to us by
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- 57:35Speaker 16: Hey guys, I was listening to the podcast and was
- 57:38Speaker 16: listening to the horse tartar bit and just like the
- 57:41Speaker 16: guy that called in about that, and how like he
- 57:44Speaker 16: quoted that as if like his buddies would know, and
- 57:47Speaker 16: they looked at him like he's crazy.
- 57:48Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a thing that happens a lot of
- 57:50Speaker 1: times where people will be with their friends and then
- 57:53Speaker 1: they'll try to recite something from the show, and then
- 57:56Speaker 1: if their friends don't listen to the show, they have
- 57:58Speaker 1: no clue what you're talking about.
- 58:00Speaker 16: And now we've talked about it before on the show,
- 58:02Speaker 16: but like I do that literally all the time, and
- 58:05Speaker 16: it's like an inside joke with.
- 58:06Speaker 1: Myself, Like it's like a little tick that we all
- 58:08Speaker 1: have if you're listening to the show long enough.
- 58:10Speaker 16: I'm in Ohio and I'm quoting it like other people
- 58:13Speaker 16: are gonna know and they have no clue.
- 58:15Speaker 2: But it makes me laugh good.
- 58:17Speaker 16: And I know you guys have said that you guys
- 58:19Speaker 16: do it like to each other and stuff.
- 58:21Speaker 1: Yeah, me and Bob can have full conversations with just
- 58:23Speaker 1: noises and ticks because we've known each other since we
- 58:26Speaker 1: were like eight years old, and like laugh about it. Yeah,
- 58:29Speaker 1: but I'm doing it to like plank faces. They have
- 58:31Speaker 1: no clue. It's gone on good and like I know
- 58:34Speaker 1: that good, but.
- 58:35Speaker 16: To me, it's still making me laugh. Like the other day,
- 58:38Speaker 16: I watched a video at work of a dog crashing
- 58:42Speaker 16: a golf cart.
- 58:43Speaker 1: Oh wow, dogs can drive, and I.
- 58:45Speaker 16: Just looked at it and it was like, oh man,
- 58:47Speaker 16: I I didn't know if dogs could drive.
- 58:49Speaker 1: Yeah, and yep, that was it. We knew exactly where
- 58:52Speaker 1: you were going.
- 58:53Speaker 16: And I just was laughing because it's like they have
- 58:56Speaker 16: no clue. But I know, I do kind of feel
- 58:59Speaker 16: like at some point in my life though, even though
- 59:03Speaker 16: you know, I'm out here in Ohio.
- 59:06Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, by the way, Ohio is not far away.
- 59:08Speaker 1: You could still get our station in Ohio. Yeah, it
- 59:12Speaker 1: might be a little farther from where we're at. One
- 59:15Speaker 1: of these days, I'm gonna make a joke, right like that,
- 59:18Speaker 1: and it's going to go it lands on Dafierre's all time.
- 59:22Speaker 16: But one of these days, if somebody gets that, that's
- 59:24Speaker 16: like a lifer right there, Like I just made a
- 59:27Speaker 16: best friend for life instantly.
- 59:29Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a good point. I'm telling you a lot
- 59:31Speaker 1: of people that connect with our show. I think if
- 59:33Speaker 1: you if you meet somebody, if you listen to our
- 59:35Speaker 1: show like every day, if you're if you're a Mober
- 59:38Speaker 1: yeah yeah, right, a Mikey Bomber or whatever, I think
- 59:42Speaker 1: you find somebody else that listens to the show, it
- 59:44Speaker 1: unlocks friendship without a unlocks friendship instantly. By the way,
- 59:49Speaker 1: the thing he was talking about was a few years
- 59:52Speaker 1: back when a dog drove through a wall at a
- 59:55Speaker 1: Walmart don, West.
- 59:56Speaker 17: Virginia, shoppers couldn't believe who was behind the wheel after
- 59:59Speaker 17: a car crashed into the Wayne Walmart.
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: I didn't know dogs could drive.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: I didn't know dogs could drive. And we're off.
- 1:00:07Speaker 17: An employee says she was on a break when she
- 1:00:09Speaker 17: noticed a car in this space started moving slowly toward her.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: I didn't know dogs could drive. Is the car an
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: inch closer? She assumed the driver maybe with somebody she
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: knew who was messing with her, somebody she knew that
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: was messing with her. Or dogs could drive.
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: Dogs can be your best friend.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: Dogs can be your best friends. And I did not
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: know the dogs could drive.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: Say they can be your enemy too.
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: Initial joy can be your enemy too. I didn't know
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: dogs could drive. The car crashed into the front of
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: the buildings. Okay, I don't want a person to talk
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: to call in quick time out. This is a story
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: about a dog driving a car into a West Virginia Walmart.
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: That's incredible.
- 1:00:51Speaker 17: After the accident, a store employee says they paged the
- 1:00:54Speaker 17: owner of the car, who turned out to be a
- 1:00:55Speaker 17: woman they described as appearing in her late seventies.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: Ah Man granny didn't know dogs.
- 1:01:01Speaker 17: She says, she left her car running so her dogs
- 1:01:04Speaker 17: could stay cool while she was shopping.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: In her defense, she didn't know dogs the way Kemmedy
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: Schurt's Department says. The dog had knocked the car out
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: of park. You want to move by the dog. Here,
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: we will go through your head.
- 1:01:16Speaker 6: If you actually saw a dog coming straight at you
- 1:01:18Speaker 6: behind the wheel of a car.
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: I would laugh for sure, and then I'd be like,
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: oh wow, dogs can drive.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh wow, dogs can drive. The next thing,
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: you want to see them shopping or something. All right,
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: we already have dogs driving in West Virginia. We don't
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: need dogs shopping in too. I didn't know dogs could
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: drive and shop.
- 1:01:41Speaker 17: Officer say the car and building only suffered a very
- 1:01:44Speaker 17: minor damage and those dogs were just fine despite not
- 1:01:48Speaker 17: wearing their seat belts.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know dogs can drive.
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: I didn't know dogs could drive.
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: I didn't know dogs could drive.
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: Oh wow, dogs can draw.
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: Oh wow, dogs can drive. A dog drove a car
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: into a Walmart in West Virginia. Your kiss cloudy today
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: with some rain his in me mid to upper sixties.
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: Memorial Day weekend coming up this weekend. Summer of Kiss
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: Kickoff tomorrow two pm. We started playing party songs all
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: through Memorial Day on Monday, and then of course the
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: Summer of Kiss Kickoff, a little party cruise that is
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: Sunday evening hosted by our guy Justin who does the
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: night show. Here this Sunday night station Square Gateway Clipper
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: right there. Gotta be twenty one and over. But hey,
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: not a lot of people gotta work Monday for Memorial Day.
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: Here have a little might not on the Gateway Clipper
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: with some of our friends, the Summer of Kiss Kickoff Cruise.
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: You can get your tickets at nine to six to
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: one kiss dot com. I just got a message from
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: our buddy what Aaron here the nurses on six B
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: at Children's Hospital would like a walk for children. Shout out. Okay,
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: well there it is me and Bob. I don't know,
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: probably man oh boy. Shout out to the nurses on
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: six B at Children's Hospital. Me and Bob been hosting
- 1:03:13Speaker 1: the walk for Children's Hospital every year since they've been
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: doing it. It's gonna be Saturday, June sixth this year
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: at Shenley Park. I just went to the website walk
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: for Children's dot Org. They've raised nine hundred and twenty
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: eight thousand dollars this year alone. Their goals one point
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: two million. I think we can get to that, right, Yeah.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: His son, Aiden, he said, has been in the hospital
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: for a couple months now and is going to be
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: staying for a couple more months. And they said, I
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: wonder if Mikey and Bob will be there at the walk.
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: Aiden said, I know them. They are the most famous
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: people I know. Keep in mind, this kid has met
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: Andrew mccutching a million times. Okay, we're not hey, Aiden,
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: chill out.
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, Aiden.
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: It's nice. Hopefully we'll see you at the Walk for
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: Children's Walk for Children's dot Org. If you want to
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: be a part of it, So shout out to Aiden,
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: and shout out to the nurses on six Be Children's Hospital.
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: That's an amazing event every year. Like, yeah, it's so much.
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: They threw on a full festival, Like it's it's more
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: than a walk. It's a walk, and of course you're
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: you're raising money for a great cause, but it is
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: literally a full festival out there for kids. All right,
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: let's get to another talkback message here. Send them through
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: the free iHeartRadio app brought to us by the Pavement group. Hey, Mikey,
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: I went, I had a surprise away game the other
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: day at the park. Okay, so you're you're This was
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: not addressed to both of us. This was a Haymikey.
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: And then basically, a surprise away game means they went
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: to the bathroom at a park. How on earth did
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: you used to stand a white cheeks? I couldn't get
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: the right angle, right predation.
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: O my cheek?
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: What how did you do that? Especially you need to
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: squat O over and like, man, it looks like a
- 1:05:03Speaker 1: all right advice times you turn your body in a
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: letters it's cut over and listen, man, I just stand
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: up and dude, what do you? Why you? Why are
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: you acting like I'm weird? You went to the bathroom
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: in the park. By the way, if you missed the
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: beginning of the show today, Oh my god, we were
- 1:05:32Speaker 1: we were off yesterday. Yeah, with a day off yesterday.
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: Not only was Jason Derulo up here at the station, right, yeah,
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: that's a that's a big deal, but we got a
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: text message from somebody we work with. Here wasn't a
- 1:05:48Speaker 1: picture of Jason Derulo it was a pair of poopy
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: underwear that somebody left in the men's handicapped stall. Here
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: wasn't us. We weren't even here yesterday. Now you would think,
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: you well, let me ask you, as a person who's
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: pooped their pants here before throw it away in the trash,
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: fill the nest in the trash to say, you wrap
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: it up in toilet paper or paper towels. You bury
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: the treasure right so you're not even touching anything you
- 1:06:15Speaker 1: put it. You just throw it right in there. You
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: don't leave your underwear balld up now. And you know,
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: like the the rail, it was on the handicap rail,
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: the safety rail for the Jesus and we work with monsters.
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: We know if it was somebody on like the for
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: that works as radio. Because there's other people that work
- 1:06:33Speaker 1: in the building. I don't know who did it. It
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: might have been one of the delivery people that just
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: used the bathroom. Real quick, somebody let poop you underwear
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: in the men's bathroom yesterday. Casanulo, he hasn't been cleared.
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: I'm not pointing fingers, but he hasn't been should have
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: done an underwear check on de Rulo before we let
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: him leave the building. Yes, yeah, yeah, all right Steelers
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: Facebook comments. Coming up next on the Kiss Morning Free Show,
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: It's Mike, Kim Bob Pleas seeven wait tickets and go
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: see Noah kN at PNC Park July third. Today. Here
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- 1:07:16Speaker 19: got me through some really hard times, but he got
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- 1:07:20Speaker 19: boyfriend together.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: We really wanted over the song.
- 1:07:23Speaker 19: Forever and being able to hear that live, which genuinely
- 1:07:26Speaker 19: via a dream come true. And I would love to
- 1:07:28Speaker 19: bring my boyfriend with.
- 1:07:30Speaker 11: Me so you can experience that together.
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: Yeah, belting out Forever right of Noah Kan Show. Keep
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: sending your talkback messages in today through the free iHeartRadio app.
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: You want to win some no Con tickets Here on
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: ninety six one Kiss, It's Mikey and Bob. We will
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: announce tomorrow's Paraday in May artist for you to win
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: concert tickets for eight am tomorrow morning. Also throughout the day,
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: you're gonna have twelve more chances. Try to pay your bills.
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- 1:07:58Speaker 1: here on ninety six to one. Kiss be listening for
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: that next chance coming up in about ten minutes. During
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: the run. Tuly feels like Friday today, right am? I crazy? Yeah,
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: we were off yesterday, so this week's all off feels
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: like a Friday. You got Friday Bobs today, Bobs. I
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: got Friday Bob's today, Dude, I got the Friday Bobs man?
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: What is that?
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: The Friday Bobs man? Careful, don't want to get a
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: case of the Friday Bob. I hope I get the
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: Friday bombs tomorrow. Man, I'm having to leave your underwear
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: and the man who did that. And again, if you
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: haven't heard our story yet, somebody uh soiled their underwear
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: and left their white briefs in the men's in the
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: big handicaps all. They left it on the railing. Yeah,
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: animals just left it there, walked out. Gross. Uh. The
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: final Late Show is tonight on CBS. Stephen Colbert says
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: goodbye tonight. He's gonna have a big guest or two.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: There's rumors that might be George Clooney because he was
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: his first guest. But the big rumor is he's got
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: the pulp that could be clue any order. The poe
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: could be some stunning things Tonight on Stephen Colbert The
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: Last Late Show, of course, will recap it tomorrow for you.
- 1:09:08Speaker 19: Uh.
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: Buccos are in Saint Louis. They won yesterday what seven
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: to nothing afternoon one fifteen. Uh first pitch for the
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: Pirates in Saint Louis. And by the way, just let
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: everybody know again Mandalorian and Grogo brand new Star Wars
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: movies out in theaters starting today. You can go see it. Unbelievable.
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: Happy birthday of your daughter Addison. Yes, and happy nay yeah,
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: Happy nineteenth birthday, going out, going out, going out for
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: a little dinner on the tom Probably gonna do a
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: little botch, you know. Yeah. Happy birthday to my daughter.
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: Me and Jamie's daughter. Addison turns nineteen today. She's the
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: best kid in the world. When your name of the
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: podcast today, Bob draft my pants and luck my underwear again.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: I'll do it professionally now, diraft my pants and left
- 1:09:55Speaker 1: my underwear. No need to do it professionally. There wasn't
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: a need for that. I just wanted to Okay, yeah,
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: you know, Ryan Seacrest is up next. I had to
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: set the standard here, Okay, all right, yeah, Ryan Seacrest
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