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7AM Hour (11-11-2026) · The Joe Show

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  Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
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  Speaker 1: Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys.
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  Speaker 2: This is iHeartRadio's WSLZ Tampa Bay.
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  Speaker 3: The Joe Show has all the news and info you need.
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  Speaker 2: Top stories at the top of the hour with Katie Summers.
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  Speaker 3: I think this story is pretty cool.
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  Speaker 2: So it's an ocean liner that is longer in length
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  Speaker 2: than the Titanic. It was once the fastest in the seas,
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  Speaker 2: and it's headed to its final home on the floor
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  Speaker 2: of the Gulf of Mexico as the world's largest artificial reef.
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  Speaker 2: So the SS United States is scheduled to be sunk today,
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  Speaker 2: 2 p.m., off the coast of the Florida Panhandle, to
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  Speaker 2: become an artificial reef. So it's going to fulfill this
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  Speaker 2: long-planned $ 13. 5 million project aimed at attracting more divers, fishing
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  Speaker 2: enthusiasts to the area, and then create a home for tuna, marlin,
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  Speaker 2: and swordfish.
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  Speaker 3: So they're just going to sink that big old ship.
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  Speaker 1: No way. How do they sink it? What do they do?
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  Speaker 1: Like they blow it up? Because if they don't, they shouldn't. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I want to see if they're going to live stream it.
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  Speaker 1: 2 p.m.
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  Speaker 4: Today?
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  Speaker 1: When they detonate like a building?
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, the implosion is sick. We'll control demolitions.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to one day, and this is completely
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  Speaker 1: off topic, but not really kind of. Let me just
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  Speaker 1: bring this up real quick. If anyone has a, what
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  Speaker 1: is it called? Is it a planned demolition? Yeah, planned demolition.
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  Speaker 1: Anyone who has that, can I click the button? Even
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  Speaker 1: if it's a fake button. Yeah. Even if you give me, like,
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  Speaker 1: not a real button, but the person behind me has
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  Speaker 1: the button, I'm down with it. If anyone could allow
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  Speaker 1: me to push the button. And then also, if I
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  Speaker 1: could go out to this thing today and get, like,
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  Speaker 1: a fake cannon. Like, if I could act like I'm, like,
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  Speaker 1: shooting the ship with a cannon.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Pirate style, of course. I would love to be a
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  Speaker 1: part of that as well. So just, like, you know. Holla.
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  Speaker 1: Pretend it's like a Somali pirate or something. They're on
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  Speaker 1: the attack.
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  Speaker 6: Boom, boom, boom.
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  Speaker 3: I imagine you like in the cartoons, like Wile E.
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  Speaker 3: Coyote with like a handle.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just imagining back when we were at Busch Gardens
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  Speaker 7: during Halloween.
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  Speaker 3: We went through the house and you pressed the button.
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  Speaker 3: He was so excited.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a big button pusher.
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  Speaker 3: I see.
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  Speaker 1: Any type of button. Yes, any type. Yes, you are. Physical, mental,
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  Speaker 1: whatever it may be. Hold, hold, hold fire.
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  Speaker 4: You remember, Joe, when we were in high school, we
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  Speaker 4: went to demolition of a stadium.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it was a fail. It was a total fail. Really?
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  Speaker 1: It didn't work?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so Joe and I grew up in Michigan, and
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  Speaker 4: they blew up the Pontiac Silverdome, which is where the
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  Speaker 4: Detroit Lions used to play.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: We went to the demolition. We're sitting on the outskirts
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  Speaker 4: of it, because obviously you have to be clear of
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  Speaker 4: the explosion. And they tried to detonate it, and it
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  Speaker 4: wouldn't go off.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: It's because they didn't let me push the button.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. The button pusher.
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  Speaker 2: So, Sombra is currently on tour and is trending after
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  Speaker 2: calling out a fan for giving him the middle finger.
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  Speaker 1: Like, numerous times.
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  Speaker 2: You got a fan in if you're doing that. And
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  Speaker 2: this is, like, mid-performance. Sombra was not having it. Here's
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  Speaker 2: what he had to say to the fan. Like, straight
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  Speaker 2: up called him out.
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  Speaker 1: Right here just keeps flipping me off. He's been flipping
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  Speaker 1: me off every night. It's not nice, man. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know why you're coming to my concerts.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to keep flipping me off.
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  Speaker 1: Can we get that? I'm sorry, dude.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: It's all love.
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  Speaker 1: Just please, please don't flip me off on my show.
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  Speaker 3: It's this guy with the shades and the leather jacket
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  Speaker 3: right here.
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  Speaker 6: That guy.
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  Speaker 1: Please don't flip me off. Hold on. The guy flipping
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  Speaker 1: him off is in shades and a leather jacket?
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  Speaker 3: There.
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  Speaker 1: If the guy shows up to your show, Every show.
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  Speaker 3: Crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Looking like grease lightning.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Tom Cruise from Top Gun. And he's just standing there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm picturing straight face, middle finger up the whole time.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just a menace.
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  Speaker 1: Just staring at him.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, in sunglasses?
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  Speaker 2: And you gotta think he was close enough for Sombra
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  Speaker 2: to be able to see him.
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  Speaker 3: And you paid all that money just to flip the
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  Speaker 3: guy off.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine him in a leather jacket.
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  Speaker 3: Actually, you look like Top Gun right now. You look
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  Speaker 3: like you're about to fly a plane.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the camera on. Oh, bro.
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  Speaker 9: That looks like stolen valor to me, Ashley. He's got
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  Speaker 9: the green on, the army green, the aviators. No, that's
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  Speaker 9: a Nike sweatsuit, but Good attempt at a joke.
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  Speaker 1: Look at this, man. Can't do stolen valor jokes today.
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  Speaker 1: Can tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: 11.59 p.m. Dude.
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  Speaker 1: Cancel the show. Everyone go to YouTube right now so
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  Speaker 1: you can be turned on.
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  Speaker 3: He's feeling himself right now. He's just feeling himself right now.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to be turned on, go to YouTube
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  Speaker 1: and check out my new tracksuit. This guy.
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  Speaker 3: It matches my nails.
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  Speaker 7: Our nail.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to do darker like yours, but this
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  Speaker 2: is it. And finally, according to page six, Britney Spears
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  Speaker 2: reportedly has a huge project in the works.
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  Speaker 3: Been working on it for 20 plus years. Fans are
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  Speaker 3: freaking out.
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  Speaker 2: This is content creator Sebastian Soto with more on the story.
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  Speaker 10: An insider close to Britney says it's a deeply personal
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  Speaker 10: project that both Britney and her fans have longed for
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  Speaker 10: over 20 years, and it's coming very soon. So supposedly
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  Speaker 10: the mystery venture is a lifestyle consumer product that Spears
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  Speaker 10: has been talking about launching for years. It's not related
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  Speaker 10: to her music career, according to the source. And her
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  Speaker 10: recent trip to New York was not just for fun.
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  Speaker 10: She was there for business.
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  Speaker 3: So do we think it's like makeup?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe like a fitness apparel line?
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be knives.
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  Speaker 1: It's a cutlery set.
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  Speaker 3: Kitchenware. So we'll keep you posted on that. But that's
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  Speaker 3: very exciting. Yeah, that's good for her. We love Britney.
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  Speaker 3: Although we love some new Britney music. She can, you know,
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  Speaker 3: do her little side hustle. Get that money, girl.
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  Speaker 1: We want to do the secret sound now? Yes, sir. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we do. Thank you, Katie. $ 10, 000 secret sound. We play
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  Speaker 1: a talkback. We take a phone call.
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  Speaker 3: 800-409-9393.
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  Speaker 1: That is 800-409-9393. Let's get into it right now. $ 10, 000
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  Speaker 1: secret sound. Yeah, no winner last hour.
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  Speaker 3: So $ 1, 900 is what you'll be able to win right now.
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  Speaker 3: If we don't get a winner right now, it will
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  Speaker 3: be two grand at 810.
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  Speaker 1: The pot keeps growing. And I mean, listen. Wouldn't it
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  Speaker 1: be nice to win $ 1, 900? Yes. Like I said, we
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  Speaker 1: play the sound and then we take two guesses. First
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  Speaker 1: one's talkback. Let's listen in on the sound before we
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  Speaker 1: hear the talkback. All right. What could that be? Hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Let's listen in.
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  Speaker 6: Good morning, Joshua.
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  Speaker 3: This is Samantha calling from Lakeland.
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  Speaker 4: I wanted to guess the secret sound, and my guess
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  Speaker 4: is going to be a stamp stamping a piece of paper.
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  Speaker 1: Dang. That's not it. Sarah's in Spring Hill. Hey, Sarah.
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  Speaker 9: Hey.
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  Speaker 1: Sarah, you think you know what the secret sound is.
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  Speaker 3: Hopefully.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm hoping to. My phone, by the way, thought
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  Speaker 1: I said Siri. I said Sarah. All right. What is
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  Speaker 1: our secret sound? This is for $ 1, 900.
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  Speaker 6: Somebody writing on a chalkboard.
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  Speaker 1: It is not. I am sorry, Sarah. Hey, good time
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  Speaker 1: to mention real quick. The wrong answers are on our
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  Speaker 1: podcast page. By the way, Nick wise did not like
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  Speaker 1: that yesterday. How come he was like, well, where can
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  Speaker 1: I get the wrong answers? I said that to push
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  Speaker 1: everyone to the podcast. He was not, he was not happy.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think he was very happy. Ask his producer.
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  Speaker 1: He was sitting there too. I don't think, I don't
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  Speaker 1: think he was very happy at all by that.
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  Speaker 3: Um, please him.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's true. So go, go check out the podcast. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: please do that. If you, you don't have to, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, too, if you want to keep guests on the,
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  Speaker 1: Wrong thing, yeah. Go ahead and do that.
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  Speaker 7: Because I can't tell you how many times we heard
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  Speaker 7: pogo stick and what else?
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  Speaker 1: Chalkboard. $ 2, 000 is the new prize pot. $ 2, 000 will be
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  Speaker 1: at $ 810 with the secret sound. You can start leaving
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  Speaker 1: us talkbacks right now. Red microphone button.
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  Speaker 3: Do it now.
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  Speaker 1: Get that there, baby. Intensified music for five more seconds.
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  Speaker 5: Bang.
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  Speaker 1: Jed, it is time to come on in the studio,
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  Speaker 1: and we're going to talk about how Jed had quite
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  Speaker 1: the interesting and emotional day yesterday. Emotions not sad, but
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  Speaker 1: very passionately mad. We need to do an impromptu Judge
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  Speaker 1: Joe show. Judge Joe show goes live at 8 p.m.
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  Speaker 1: 810 on Wednesdays so we are an hour away from
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  Speaker 1: Judge Joe show but we get to today right now
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  Speaker 1: did Jed get kicked out of our feedback committee meetings Dun, dun, dun. Dun, dun,
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  Speaker 1: dun is absolutely correct. Thank you. You're so right. Dun, dun, dun.
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  Speaker 3: Are you spicy, Jed? One of my favorite variants of you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, which kind of spice? That's true.
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  Speaker 3: You can be a cinnamon spice, but sometimes you can
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  Speaker 3: be a... This was habanero spice.
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  Speaker 1: 800-409-9393. That is 800-409-9393.
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  Speaker 4: I need to know right now, did Jed get kicked
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  Speaker 4: out of the feedback committee meeting?
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  Speaker 1: Let's hear the whole story and decide.
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  Speaker 2: So.
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  Speaker 4: Earlier this year, or I shouldn't even say earlier this year,
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  Speaker 4: it was about a couple months ago, I want to
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  Speaker 4: say back in September, maybe late August, I was asked
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  Speaker 4: to be part of our works feedback committee.
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  Speaker 1: What is a feedback committee?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, explain that.
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  Speaker 4: So it's from all of our different departments, promotions, sales,
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  Speaker 4: our on-air staff. We come together and we, you know,
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  Speaker 4: bring feedback or concerns or ways we can make improvements
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  Speaker 4: around the building, i.e., hey, there's not enough toilet paper here.
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  Speaker 4: It could be little things or it could be big things.
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  Speaker 4: I think because I saw them gather yesterday, I was
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  Speaker 4: on the first two meetings, okay? I saw them gather
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  Speaker 4: yesterday in our office with our big boss, the HBIC.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I did see that, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And I was not in it, okay? So I have
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  Speaker 4: been removed either silently or maybe they're trying to send
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  Speaker 4: a big message to be like, hey, we don't want
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  Speaker 4: you here some time ago. Because I realized, okay, you know,
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  Speaker 4: months passed. We haven't had any of these feedback meetings.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm no longer on these calendar invites. What's going on?
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  Speaker 11: Right.
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  Speaker 4: No one has said anything to me. No one has communicated. Hey,
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  Speaker 4: here's the deal. We're not going to have you part
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  Speaker 4: of the committee anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. That's fine. If I'm not going to be part
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  Speaker 1: of it, but don't just ghost me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There's no communication at all.
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  Speaker 1: Let me know what I did.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I think the reason why I'm not in it anymore, ladies.
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  Speaker 4: And I told Joe this yesterday, I'm very, I'm brutally
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  Speaker 4: honest with, things that I think need to be fixed
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  Speaker 4: around here. And I, what were you giving me that?
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  Speaker 3: That's good though.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just listening to your story.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I told Joe, I was very brutally honest about, hey,
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  Speaker 4: I think X, Y, and Z need to be changed.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not the only one who thinks this way. And
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  Speaker 4: after I dropped that nuclear bomb on them, I think
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  Speaker 4: that there was part of it that was just, they
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  Speaker 4: didn't want me in there because either they don't want
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  Speaker 4: the honest feedback or they just don't want me coming
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  Speaker 4: off as angry.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe they're afraid of you. Maybe they're afraid of the truth.
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  Speaker 1: I hope, well, they can't handle it. You think they're
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  Speaker 1: afraid of the truth? They can't handle the truth. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: They don't want the smoke.
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  Speaker 4: They don't want the smoke because I brought up things
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  Speaker 4: and I'm not going to bring them up on air, obviously.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you won't do it.
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  Speaker 3: Don't fall for it, Jed.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to. I know he's baiting me right now, Ashley.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm not. I'm just, I'm very, I'm very upset
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  Speaker 4: about it.
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  Speaker 12: 800-409-9393.
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  Speaker 1: Does it seem like Jed was kicked out of the
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  Speaker 1: feedback committee? And also, if he was, it sounds like
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  Speaker 1: he might have. What can he do? What should he do? Now,
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  Speaker 1: if I got kicked out, if I got silenced, if
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  Speaker 1: I was a part of the feedback committee and I
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  Speaker 1: brought up something and I was passionate about it and
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  Speaker 1: others came to me and said, hey, bring this up.
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  Speaker 1: This is what we want to be brought to the table.
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  Speaker 1: And I bring it up. I stick up to the man.
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  Speaker 1: And then they kick me out. I'm serious about this, Jed.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to do what I would do, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm being very genuine when I say this. You'd celebrate?
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  Speaker 1: I would be so happy I got kicked out. I'd
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  Speaker 1: be the happiest guy around. If I don't have to
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  Speaker 1: go to these meetings, I'd be.
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  Speaker 3: That's the thing, though.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: If Jed's not in these meetings, we won't see change.
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  Speaker 3: He's the only one that's comfortable enough to speak up.
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  Speaker 1: There's no such thing as change in corporate America.
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  Speaker 3: We won't have it if Jed doesn't speak up. They're like, oh, wait, wait, wait.
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  Speaker 1: He knows too much. Beneficial, employee beneficial change in corporate
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  Speaker 1: America doesn't exist. No. That's not a thing. No, it's
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  Speaker 1: all about the company. Yeah. At some point you'll realize that. No, seriously.
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  Speaker 1: This is about, if you work for a job and
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  Speaker 1: you think your company has the best, they're just thinking
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  Speaker 1: about you. They want to make sure that you live
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  Speaker 1: the best possible life. You're an idiot. It does not exist. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's why these companies make money. They, they, Look out
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  Speaker 1: for themselves. That's a fact, right, Jay? Welcome to Joe
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  Speaker 1: Show Business.
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  Speaker 6: You're on the line.
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  Speaker 8: I think what's happening is Jed was not tooting the
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  Speaker 8: company horn and saying, oh, this is great. There's something
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  Speaker 8: wrong with the company. And the stuff he was bringing, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: we need Jed gone because he's making us look worse
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  Speaker 8: than we think.
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  Speaker 1: You got squeezed out.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so, Jay, I will say this. As brutally honest
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  Speaker 4: as I was, I did feel... complement a lot of
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  Speaker 4: things that we do here. I think there are fun
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  Speaker 4: group activities that we have at the office.
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  Speaker 1: Name three.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, why'd you wink?
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  Speaker 8: What Jed did was what's it called?
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  Speaker 6: A feedback sandwich.
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  Speaker 8: You give a compliment, a negative, and a compliment so
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  Speaker 8: that negative.
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  Speaker 1: Is not as bad. Maybe he did one of those sandwiches, though,
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  Speaker 1: where you use the patty as the bread. Maybe he
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  Speaker 1: did negative, positive, negative. Maybe that was his issue.
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  Speaker 8: I think Jed's negative overpowering the positive. Like, yeah, we're
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  Speaker 8: doing great with the toilet paper. Yeah, but by the way,
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  Speaker 8: it looks like crap. So they're like, yeah, we need
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  Speaker 8: him gone.
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  Speaker 4: I did bring up because a lot of the females
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  Speaker 4: in our office, Jay, were complaining that the tampon situation
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  Speaker 4: in the bathroom, I will say this.
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  Speaker 1: What is the tampon situation? It was lackadaisical.
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  Speaker 4: And I think that there was a person in that
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  Speaker 4: room who felt a way about it.
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  Speaker 1: And hey, that's all I'm going to say about it.
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  Speaker 1: You think someone in the room is anti-period?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think they're anti-period. I think that they were
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  Speaker 4: mad that they got called out for not doing their job.
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  Speaker 8: I think Jed was set up to be the fall
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  Speaker 8: guy in this situation.
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  Speaker 1: I will be the fall guy for the Joe show.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: If Joe commits tax evasion or... No, you're not. Hold
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: on one second.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: Who do you think is the fall guy for the show?
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Dude, the three of us are the fall guy. Yeah,
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: we all got to be the fall guy.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: No. Why? This is the fall guy. Wait, why? Because
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: when we were at Disney and he told our boss
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: that we weren't.
• 16:34
  Speaker 6: It was a joke. Joke.
• 16:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah, real quick.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: No, it wasn't a joke. Yes, it was. It was
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: a tongue-in-cheek joke, Joe.
• 16:42
  Speaker 6: Off topic.
• 16:44
  Speaker 8: Pequeña Colombia today?
• 16:45
  Speaker 13: You down?
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: I don't have any subtitles. What did he say?
• 16:50
  Speaker 5: Pequeña Colombia today.
• 16:53
  Speaker 8: You down to go have a bandeja paisa so you
• 16:55
  Speaker 8: can eat it all yourself.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: You want a little Colombia?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, I can't do it. I have an anniversary dinner
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: tonight with my beautiful fiance. And if I show up
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: there and I'm already full... I think she'll kick my
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: ass because it's all she's been bringing up this week.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: But yes, no, you got my number. Text me and
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: let's figure it out.
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: I got you, bro.
• 17:17
  Speaker 14: You got to be safe, Jed.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man. You're the fall guy, bro. You got screwed.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: All right. You are.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Jed was just standing up for women's reproductive rights.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: But hold on. What fall guy? He's not a fall guy.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: Not reproductive.
• 17:27
  Speaker 8: Katie, not reproductive because there's no reproduction when it comes
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: to tampons.
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: That's the waste. Yeah, think about that. I don't know
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: what you just said.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: It's part of the reproductive system.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: It's menstrual rights. Jed's fighting for menstrual rights.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: We'll call it whatever we want.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Jay, we love you. I think it's the old-fashioned squeeze-up.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I do, too.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Can we talk to someone about this?
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: I don't want to.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Talk to somebody unless they're going to come and talk
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: to me first. Because they wanted to go and be
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: all high and mighty and just kind of... force me
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: out by not even inviting me to these meetings anymore.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: That's uncalled for. What if we have our own feedback
• 18:09
  Speaker 4: committee meetings?
• 18:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: What if we do our own feedback on the air
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: on a specific, like one day a month, any, any
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: employee can come in. We put them on the voice disguiser.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: They get to say whatever, whatever they feel like gets said,
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: unless Jed gets brought back into these meetings. So the
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: feedback goes live on the air. Okay. Unless Jed gets
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: back in the feedback committee. All right. Think about that.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: You like that deal? That's a good compromise. That's a
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: great one. Now, I am in a tracksuit. I know
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: that you've been turned on all morning by this. Matching
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: forest green tracksuit, Nike, standard issue. New basketball ones. Got
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: it at Dick's in Clearwater. Now, I know that you're jealous,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: but who also wears tracksuits? This is not an ad
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: for Dick's. Who wears tracksuits? The mom. Tony Soprano. He
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: was in? The Sopranos. But also? The mob. The mob?
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Who was also a part of the mob? What's one
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: of the biggest jobs of the mob?
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Sniper.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: No, not snipers.
• 19:18
  Speaker 4: The enforcer?
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: No, God.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: The driver of the car.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Do you guys not watch anything? You don't watch anything?
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, give me, let me think, let me think.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Starts with a U? Underboss? No, the union?
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Talking about unions?
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know unions.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Talking about unions?
• 19:35
  Speaker 13: Okay.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: Talking about unions. Oh, you want me to unionize? Is
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: that what you're saying? I'm saying, well, I'm saying, if
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: anyone could run a mob in the union right now?
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: This guy right here?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Workers' comp? What do you got?
• 19:49
  Speaker 4: I thought you were about to pull out a fat
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: stack of cash.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: I'm right.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Show me the money!
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, show me the money!
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: Joey Money!
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah!
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Got myself some cash.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Gotta get you a pinky ring.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we need a pinky ring and we need a.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: And an iced out gold watch.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: And a Cuban, like.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Fat face to it.
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: All right. We got to get on that. Strawberries even
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: hatched yet?
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Well, it's already been strawberry season.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: So they're probably not out yet. No, they're not. Don't
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: worry about the sheets on that. Save your sheets for
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: other things.
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Or maybe put it out. I don't know.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Got some good house plants outside. Cover them up.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Learned that last year
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: from Katie.
• 20:27
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Who would have thought? Who would have thought? I don't
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: have plants. Never been a plant guy.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: I got a plant. It's in the house, though.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Is it alive? Yes.
• 20:35
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: How many bugs are attracted to that? That's disgusting.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Don't be a hater.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: No, it's the truth.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: I know, but my plant doesn't have a lot of bugs.
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: You've probably got a bunch of bugs. I don't. Yep,
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: now you want animals, they're going to bring in fleas.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: And they're going to eat them. That's why I loved
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: having a cat at that one point.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: No, this isn't Lion King. Big animals don't like eating bugs.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: That's not how that works. Learned that from Katie last year. Hey,
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: any parents doing this right now? Any parents hit the
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: point with the Halloween candy where you're now taking it
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: into work? Because we had a coworker do that yesterday.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Have you done that? Have you secretly done that? Do
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: you want to admit that right now with your kids
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: in the car? Or maybe you just dropped them off
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: so you feel like you can admit it now? 800-409-9393.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Because I felt dirty yesterday taking some candy. Because I
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: literally felt like I was taking candy from a kid.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Candy from a baby.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like literally. Bang, snatched it. I did not feel
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: good to eat a Reese's cup yesterday. In my head
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: the whole entire time, I'm thinking, this is stolen. This is,
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: how dare I? Maybe a kid get home from school
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: and go for the Reese's and be like, Mom, where
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: did they go? What happened? And like, are you honest
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: with your kid? Do you try to trick him? Do
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: you try to make him think like, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: You ate it. You must have eaten it. Or are
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: you just like, yeah, I brought it to work. I
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: gave it to them. Because then if I was a kid,
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, mom, I'm never going to take your
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: kid to work day. If I go there, I'm going
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: to be thinking about death. Death to all you work with.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: What my dad used to do is I would put
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: mine in a pillowcase.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember that.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: And he would slowly take out the stuff that I
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: think he or my mom wanted, but still leave candy
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: in there. To make it think that, like, okay, like,
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: lighten the load every single day. Because you would go
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: after school, same thing applies. You'd go after school and
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: you'd pick out a few pieces and then, oh, you're
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: going to bed?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just skimming off the top. You're just skimming
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: off the top.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: We're in Brandon with Angie right now. Hi, Angie.
• 22:45
  Speaker 14: Hi.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Angie, you do this with your kids?
• 22:50
  Speaker 14: Yeah, for one, the kids are out of school today.
• 22:52
  Speaker 15: It's veterans day.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, duh.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Oh, perfect.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Thank God we're doing it. This is why. This is
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: why we're doing it today. That's right.
• 23:01
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Go ahead.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: I swiped it Monday.
• 23:06
  Speaker 14: I wasn't waiting until Wednesday.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I swiped it Monday.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: So, like, today with them being at home, they're going
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: to want some candy. Do they know already that you
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: did this?
• 23:17
  Speaker 14: Absolutely. They'll probably find out today because they're home and
• 23:21
  Speaker 14: I'm on my way to work.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:23
  Speaker 14: If anybody calls me, I'm going to just blame the
• 23:25
  Speaker 14: other sibling.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Wow.
• 23:28
  Speaker 14: That'll be fun today.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: That's a good idea. How often do you do that
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: as a parent? Do you actually like blame like one
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: of your other kids and just hope you get away
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: with it?
• 23:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 23:39
  Speaker 14: You know, it happens. And that's sibling stuff. That don't
• 23:42
  Speaker 14: got nothing to do with me.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Since you are at home, can you give me something
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: that you, you're sorry, since they are at home rather,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: can you give me something that, uh, you know, has happened.
• 23:52
  Speaker 14: That, that, you know, That I blamed the other one?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:57
  Speaker 14: Oh, well, it's been like, okay, one of my kids
• 24:03
  Speaker 14: had like a mini cheesecake, and I was like, oh,
• 24:10
  Speaker 14: I want to try it, but I'm supposed to be
• 24:12
  Speaker 14: on a diet, and I want my kids to see me.
• 24:14
  Speaker 14: So I ate half of it, and then I blamed
• 24:18
  Speaker 14: your brother.
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, my gosh.
• 24:19
  Speaker 14: I blamed your brother.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Did you feel bad at all?
• 24:23
  Speaker 14: No, I didn't, actually.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: All right, this is interesting parenting. So will you eventually
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: tell them, like, yeah, I kind of lied?
• 24:31
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I tell them eventually. After it's done, dive down,
• 24:35
  Speaker 14: you know.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: And what do they say? Mom, you lied to us.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Mom, really?
• 24:40
  Speaker 14: What else are they going to say? I feed them.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: You do.
• 24:44
  Speaker 14: I house them.
• 24:45
  Speaker 7: And they wouldn't have that food if you didn't have
• 24:48
  Speaker 7: the money giving it to them.
• 24:48
  Speaker 14: If it wasn't for me, right.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: You're like, technically, this is my camp.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I like this. Angie, this is good stuff. We love
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: the honesty, Angie. If you got anything else you want
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: to get off your chest, you just call in today, okay?
• 25:01
  Speaker 14: Okay, I got you.
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: We're the stress-free hotline.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Love you, Angie. Brenda, you do this all the time
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: as well. We had a coworker yesterday who brought her
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: kid's candy to work, and I felt really dirty taking
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the candy. I feel like I was stealing from the kids.
• 25:17
  Speaker 6: Not at all. Don't feel bad.
• 25:19
  Speaker 11: I mean, I used to do it all the time.
• 25:23
  Speaker 11: I used to give a choice of 10 candies for
• 25:26
  Speaker 11: my kids. Like here, get 10 of your favorite candies.
• 25:30
  Speaker 11: Those are the ones you're going to eat. The rest
• 25:31
  Speaker 11: are going to my work. Because once you have kids,
• 25:35
  Speaker 11: since you don't have any, and then you're going to
• 25:37
  Speaker 11: start doing the same thing because they get all sugar
• 25:40
  Speaker 11: up and they go crazy.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they got a ton of candy.
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: When the trick-or-treaters came through my neighborhood, I was like,
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: grab two hands.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: And the parents were looking at me like, no. I'm like, please,
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: get it away from me. And they're like, what are
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: you doing? You're ruining my life.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I'm the drama.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: I'm the problem.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: And they're going to have the candy for at least
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: two months. Well, maybe not. You're taking it to work.
• 26:02
  Speaker 12: No, no, no.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Wait until you have kids, guys. You guys don't have kids.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Wait until you have kids.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: They're going to eat it all, huh?
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: One day. Oh, yeah.
• 26:10
  Speaker 11: And then they're jumping all crazy and you just cannot handle.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: And then you're annoyed by your own kid.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm going to be one of those parents
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: that my kids don't even, they're not allowed to look
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: at soda. What?
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be feeding them anything they want.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Fresh off the moon.
• 26:28
  Speaker 11: Right now, my son is like that with my nephew.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah?
• 26:32
  Speaker 11: He doesn't drink soda. He doesn't drink candy. He doesn't
• 26:36
  Speaker 11: eat candy. He doesn't just, you know.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: But when he's with you, he has soda and candy.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: The kid's got to have fun, don't you think?
• 26:42
  Speaker 8: Of course.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: Of course.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, grandmas always do that thing. Grandmas are the best. Brenda,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: we love you so much.
• 26:51
  Speaker 8: Thank you, guys.
• 26:52
  Speaker 11: Take care.
• 26:53
  Speaker 8: Love you, too.
• 26:53
  Speaker 11: Bye.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Just don't be that one parent that films their kid,
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: I ate all your Halloween candy.
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: I love that, though. I think that's so terrible.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: I love it. It builds character. Did he really?
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: It builds character.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Did Luke cry? I love it. Luke did cry.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, poor guy.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: While we were talking about that, I did take a
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: couple of seconds away from the conversation and I quietly
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: moved a couple of things around for the show. There
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: has been something I've been sitting on for a little
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: bit that we were going to do later one morning.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I think we should do it now. Although maybe we
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: do it when kids are back in school. We can
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: offer a prize to a parent who would be willing
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: to do this with the kids in the car. But
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: let's do it right now. My question is very simple.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: And I really want to know with Katie, because I
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: know with you two, Jed and I share a same experience.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Ashley believes it was potentially in a basement. Do either
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: of you know? Any of you know what I'm talking about?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Ashley does. I don't know Katie's, and I don't know
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: if Katie does know, and maybe we're going to have
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: to have Katie investigate this.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: I'm nervous. What is this?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: The question is, where were you conceived?
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: I have no idea. And believe me, I never asked
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: or wanted to know.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: I always wanted to know that.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Text Nance Pants right now. Why? Why would she have
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: a heart attack?
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: She's like a little sweetheart. She's like, you don't talk
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, Kate. Oh, I don't know. You don't want to
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: know where you were made?
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Not at all.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I want to know.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: That is a part of the unknown. I'm okay with
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: not knowing.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Potentially Disney or cruise. That's sick. A cruise, baby? International waters?
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Like a floating casino.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Maritime law? Yeah. Think about that. That's amazing. So is Jed.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: You could be a cruise baby. Did your parents ever
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: go on a cruise?
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: I don't think so, no.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: You don't know, though. You never asked. You didn't.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Or Katie, she's from Wisconsin. A lot of lakes up there.
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: She could be a lake baby.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: If you were born on a, or not born, but
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: conceived on a boat. Does anyone know where they were conceived?
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Is that something that you would want to know about? Like,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: to me, that, I really wanted to know. The fact
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: that it could be at, it was at Port Orleans.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: When we did a broadcast. one time they put us
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: in that hotel I was so excited I'm like I
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: literally I was asking my dad I'm like what room
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: do you think it was you couldn't figure it out
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: my mom says cruise my dad says Disney I mean
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: think about think about doesn't that make sense I'm an
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: annual pass maybe that's why Maybe it's because, like, you know,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: my parents ate, you know, Mickey Mouse waffles before it happened.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if it was in
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: the night or the morning. I don't know how they
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: like to get it on. I would assume right after,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: you know, they got married, they probably did three or
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: four times. Why not? Possibly.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: Let's get it on.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. None of that bothers me. I know
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: that my parents, you know, at least used to. I
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: don't know if they still do. Yes, my dad probably not. Yes,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: my mom probably not. I'm sure every once in a while, though,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: they drink. But it doesn't bother me. It bothers you, Katie,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I can tell. Why don't you want to know?
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: It's my parents. But imagine, Katie, if it was like-
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Imagine in a world.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: If it were in a cool landmark. Joe can actually
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: go and visit if it was in Port Orleans, which
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: he did.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: That's cool. I want to see like, oh, this is
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: the spot where it happened.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: You just like your origin story.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: Because I want to know, why would you do it there?
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: What made you do it? Was it special? See, now
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: even that, Ashley, I don't want to know. I don't
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: need to peel back the layers of that onion.
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: I've never asked my real dad. Let's see if he's up.
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: Y'all know he love being on the radio. Let's see
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: if we answer.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: See, this is text. Text your mother.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: You're so crazy.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Have her wake up to this text.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Hello?
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Good morning. You're on the radio, so don't say naughty words, okay?
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Good grief.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: Hey, I have a question for you, okay?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Where was I conceived? Where'd you guys get it on it?
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: And yeah, you're like, oh, she's having number two. Which house?
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: I figured it would be in a basement. Is it
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: grandma's house?
• 31:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Oh, how'd it go down?
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: Did you guys have music? Was it on the couch
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: that I used to sleep on?
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: No, I think it was on the floor.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: You had my mom on the floor?
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: Did you even put a pallet down with some covers?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Well, back then, I was thinking about no covers.
• 31:54
  Speaker 15: Oh, my God.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: Did you guys have the lights on or lights off?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: No, I don't remember that. It was just whatever.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Were you guys sober or drunk?
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: Um.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: You might have been a mixture, babe. Wait, what do
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: you mean?
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: You guys are a little tipsy.
• 32:11
  Speaker 9: It is among other things.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: Whoa.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: All right. I don't want to hear anymore.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: All right. I was just wondering.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 32:21
  Speaker 10: Cool.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: I figured it was in a basement. Grandma's house. Not
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: on the floor. I thought, you know, I respected my
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: mom a little bit.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Put her on the couch. Floor makes sense.
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: At the golf park what where where the bathroom where.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Like in a car wow you are not well what.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Was Megan conceived my older sister I think at the house, too.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: On the floor or back for that one?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Nah, that was a B.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: That's all I wanted to know. Thank you for answering
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: the phone.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: That's what the topic was today?
• 33:16
  Speaker 12: Yes.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: And I will not text my mom.
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: I'll call you when we have another topic pertaining to you.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, one Monday night before last.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: You say what?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: One Monday night before last. On FanDuel. FanDuel? He wants
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: some money on FanDuel.
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: Oh, you want some?
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, how much you win?
• 33:35
  Speaker 13: What was it?
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: $ 290.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Send me $ 90 of it if you love me.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness.
• 33:44
  Speaker 12: Oh, well.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Nah, you're a floor baby.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay. Send me $ 30. Buy me dinner. I bought
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: you dinner last time. Okay, we'll do it this time.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: All right, I got to go. Love you.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Bye. Come on. That's the best. You really got to ask.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Just ask.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to text her. Let me talk to
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: her tonight. She's got a prepper.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Call her right now.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Why not call her right now? I cannot.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: It's my mother.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: That's her mother. Come on. This is a big moment
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: on the show.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: I literally cried already yesterday.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: My quote is complete for today.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Now, sad about dad. Now, think about a happy thing
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: like him.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, my parents baking cookies.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Him getting his release.
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: Oh, God, Kate.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, God, Kate.
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: It's 7.40 in the morning.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you. Alvin. Alvin, hey.
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: Hey, how you doing?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: You were conceived in New York City.
• 34:47
  Speaker 5: Yes, around December. But I always try to tell people
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: to count nine months back from your birthday to tell
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: what they were celebrating. My parents were actually celebrating my
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: father's birthday.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: That's a good birthday gift. That is a great birthday gift.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Come on, that's what every guy wants. Were you the
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: firstborn son?
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: Let's investigate.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: What month is your birthday again? March. March, baby.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: What were they celebrating?
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: There's a good chance it could have been over 4th
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: of July.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Almost.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: My dad was very patriotic. Yeah, he was. Fireworks were
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: growing up in that bedroom.
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: Born in the USA!
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, did they make love to Bruce Springsteen and or
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: the national anthem?
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: That's a very good possibility.
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: Or Lee Greenwood. I'm proud to be an American.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Maybe Yankee Doodle?
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. That is a possibility.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Alvin, we love you. Shannon, New Year's Eve party in Chicago.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
• 35:57
  Speaker 12: My parents used to live in Chicago. New Year's Eve
• 35:59
  Speaker 12: party in Chicago, Illinois. And my aunt and uncle were
• 36:03
  Speaker 12: at the same party. My cousin was conceived there, too.
• 36:06
  Speaker 12: I was born like 12 hours before her on September 30th,
• 36:09
  Speaker 12: and she was born October 1st.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: No way. You think they were like high-fiving during that moment?
• 36:15
  Speaker 8: I mean, knowing my parents, probably. Good for them.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: That's some fun stuff. I can't believe, Shannon, why doesn't
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Katie want to know him?
• 36:24
  Speaker 12: I don't know. I think it's pretty cool. When my
• 36:26
  Speaker 12: parents told me, I was like, what?
• 36:27
  Speaker 6: And then when we found out, my mom would do it.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: That's all I want. Plugging my ears.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Like, Katie's got it. I think that this would unlock
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: so much. If Katie called her mom and asked this,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I think Katie then goes, you know what? That wasn't
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: that bad. I'm going to start calling her and asking
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: her all these questions.
• 36:44
  Speaker 12: I think you should do it. My mom's my best friend.
• 36:46
  Speaker 12: This is why I know these things. I think you
• 36:48
  Speaker 12: should do it, Katie. Come on.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: My mom is my best friend, too.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Hey, Mom. Hi, what are you doing? Why were you
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: just talking before you? Who are you talking to this early?
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: I'm not.
• 37:02
  Speaker 15: I'm getting all my medicine together.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: All right, good. Mom, Katie won't call her mom and
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: ask where she was conceived. Why is that? Chelsea, defend me.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: Don't do that.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think.
• 37:18
  Speaker 15: That that's... Listen, it's bizarre that you know because your
• 37:22
  Speaker 15: dad wants to tell everyone.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Well, no. Ashley called her dad and her dad informed
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: her that it was on the floor.
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: At my grandma's house.
• 37:31
  Speaker 15: Well, there you go because it's men.
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: That love to brag about it. There it is. Women
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: do not. And your dad is wrong anyway.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Where was I conceived? On a cruise ship. Do you
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: remember that night specifically?
• 37:47
  Speaker 15: I mean, there's only been a couple of times, Joe.
• 37:52
  Speaker 15: Of course I do.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I would assume after marriage it was probably multiple times
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: a day, right?
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Talking about that.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: It's too early for this.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: No, it's not. How is it too early?
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Ford chose mom.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Whoa, what do you mean?
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: She's starting her day.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Where was Jacob conceived?
• 38:10
  Speaker 15: I'm not talking about my sex life, and I don't
• 38:12
  Speaker 15: want to know about yours.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm curious. What about Jacob?
• 38:21
  Speaker 15: Jacob, I'm not sure because he... It was difficult to
• 38:26
  Speaker 15: conceive him, so I don't know.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: It's harder to make the gays.
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: They're more special, your little unicorn.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: And then someone who is anti-gay, my other brother, he
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: was easy to conceive from what I hear. Anti-gay. He's
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: in a frat. Actually, matter of fact, he's in a frat.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: He is gay. So where was he conceived?
• 38:53
  Speaker 15: Well, that was after a fight. That was.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, makeup.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:59
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. In other words, you were wrong in the fight
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: and you felt bad? Correct.
• 39:05
  Speaker 13: Nice.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: Never admit you're wrong, Chelsea.
• 39:09
  Speaker 15: Well, I do with that one because something special came
• 39:12
  Speaker 15: out of it.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: We'll let you have that one.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Which, by the way, he isn't a frat, so he
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: isn't bad. Yes, he is. Is your dad the one
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: that told you?
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Uh, both my parents, I think told me my parents
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: have no shame in sharing it with me. I think
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: it's important.
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's important.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I think it's important. It's your origin story.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: It is your origin story.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it is.
• 39:38
  Speaker 15: I think your story can start with your birth story.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: You don't need more than that.
• 39:43
  Speaker 15: You want to hear when your parents have sex?
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: That's gross.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: I want to know what made you.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to hear it, but I'll hear
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: Well, think about it from this perspective, Chelsea. If we're
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: making a movie, correct? It's kind of cool to get
• 39:54
  Speaker 4: a behind-the-scenes look of how the script was written.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: You don't want to just wait until the movie release date.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: You want the preview. The director's cut's pretty interesting.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Making the band. Let me just say this.
• 40:05
  Speaker 15: I'm not making a movie about my sex life.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: But if you were, what movie would it be?
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 40:15
  Speaker 15: This is too early to think.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I have no idea. I'm bad with movies. The Jacobs
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: would have been Fifty Shades of Hay.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: Obviously.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, I love you.
• 40:32
  Speaker 15: I love you more.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 40:34
  Speaker 13: If you want to end on five, you can. Five
• 40:36
  Speaker 13: is great. It's not a scary thing to ask, Katie.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I didn't say it was scary. I just don't want
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: to hear it. Yeah, she does not want to hear it.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Hey, Meredith, why do you think Katie doesn't want to
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: hear it? I don't want to picture it yet. You
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: don't have to picture it. I'm not like asking my
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: mom and.
• 40:49
  Speaker 11: Being like, oh.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: You're asking your dad which hotel room.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Hey, do you have Polaroids of that? They actually, it
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: was so long ago, you know what they had for
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: my parents? They had the guy who gets under the sheet.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: It's like the dust comes out when they flash it.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: That's what the chair in the corner of the hotel
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: room is for.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: You know, they had that in my parents' room. They
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: used to have that. They used to have one. They'd
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: have clothes on it all the time. But some nights
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: it wouldn't be. Hey, Meredith, you're on the air.
• 41:20
  Speaker 6: Hey, how are you today?
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Did your parents have a cock chair as well? I'm
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: just kidding. Where were you conceived?
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: No.
• 41:27
  Speaker 6: So I was conceived at an apartment complex called Meredith Manor.
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: And it sits right, it's still there today, outside the
• 41:35
  Speaker 6: University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa, outside the Bryant-Denny Stadium.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's awesome. Roll Tide.
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Roll Tide. Huge Alabama fan. But yeah, that's where
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: my name comes from, Meredith.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: To be named that, like, that's awesome. See, like, why
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: were you born and named Catherine?
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: I was named after Catherine Hepburn.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Ah, maybe they were watching a movie. Oh, Breakfast at Tiffany's.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Maybe they were knocking boots, watching a movie. Oh, my God.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: I think we figured it out.
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, we did.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Meredith, what do you think about that? I think we
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: figured out Katie's origin story.
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: That's pretty cool.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: But you know what?
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: My parents are still together after 54 years. So I
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: guess it was a good thing.
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It was a great thing. Meredith, we love you.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: I got a question for Joe. Where do you want
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: your baby conceived once.
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: You and Alyssa get married?
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Because you get married in December. Yeah.
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: So that means that, hypothetically speaking, if you were to...
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: So that means it would be a November baby.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: No, February.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We go in February. Nine months. November. Nine months. November? Oh,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: that's very close to holidays.
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: That would be a Scorpio baby, too. I was going
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: to say Scorpio.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: That's heated. You don't want a heated baby. Then again.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: But it separates the birthdays.
• 43:02
  Speaker 13: Italian, Scorpio, tracksuits, gold chains. It sounds like you're spawning
• 43:08
  Speaker 13: the Antichrist. I don't like it.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Are you saying my people are the Antichrist? No.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: We're actually the closest to Christ. I don't know if
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: you ever heard of it. What do you mean, your people?
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Your people are Cuban. I'm Italian just as much. And
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: I'm in a track suit, so I'm a little bit
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: more Italian today, too.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: Yes, he is.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Ooh, I was conceived at a Cincinnati Reds game, and
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: my homecoming outfit was a signed onesie by Kevin Mitchell.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Nice.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: Very nice. Very nice.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: What if you were conceived at a Packers game? Go
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Pack Go! And you could go like, that's why I
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: love the Packers. I was also about to make a joke. Now,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: you find it out. You learn so much. You learn
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: about the location. Maybe the vibe. What happened before? Jules
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: knows none of that. Jules just knows the song. What song?
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: Hey, my man, listen.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: I listen to this one song all the time. It's
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: one of my favorite songs. It's Careless Whisper by George Michael, right?
• 44:16
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: I won't listen.
• 44:19
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 44:20
  Speaker 14: In my head, I sound just like him, but that's
• 44:23
  Speaker 14: neither here nor there, right?
• 44:25
  Speaker 7: And I play this song, and every time I play
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: this song, my mom be like, you know you were conceived.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: To that song. Like, there you go. He's like, oh, mamacita,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: you are so pretty. I come from Dominican Republic. I
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: make you queen. We listen to George Michael. No speaking English.
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: And my mom was like, oh, papi, you talking that?
• 44:46
  Speaker 14: And then, yeah, and I.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Think that's what happened. My dad had a full, big
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Dominican mustache. He's like, ay, mami.
• 44:54
  Speaker 15: And she's like, oh, papi, no speaking English.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: I love you.
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: And she taught him English.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: And my dad didn't know English, so the saxophone was
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: the rhythm for him.
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: Right here.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: And made you to the dance floor.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: He's like, oh, mami, que riga.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Bonita, mami. Yeah, that's it right there.
• 45:14
  Speaker 8: And I think that's why it's my favorite song.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: You hear that?
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine getting made.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: To that?
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Guilty feelings got no winner.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: Everybody know this song? Like, this is it.
• 45:32
  Speaker 8: I'm so old.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: What are you doing, Teddy? Yeah?
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: I love this song.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Do it.
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: Do it, you shut up and get it done.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Listen, listen. You can imagine the passionate.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Man I am because I was made.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: For this song.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I wonder.
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: If my.
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: Boss is looking at me in the camera like, what
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: the hell is wrong with Jules?
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's that deep. I love that drop.
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  Speaker 3: Because of the song, daddy.
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  Speaker 1: Is this approved right here? This song right here? We're
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  Speaker 1: going to go up the charts with this song right here.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I think we're the number one show now. Right?
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  Speaker 5: Thanks.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: By the way, guys, I'm working.
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: I'm not baking cookies for the storm right now.
• 46:47
  Speaker 7: I should be baking cookies for the storm, but I
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: can't because I'm working.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Just like you guys. My name's Randall.
• 46:52
  Speaker 15: I like the Joe Show as much as I like
• 46:55
  Speaker 15: having Morningwood.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, Daddy. Nice.
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  Speaker 8: I love you, Randall.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: Ah. Ah.
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  Speaker 1: I'll start up the gut. Tonight the music seems so loud.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I wish that we could lose this crowd.
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: Maybe it's better this way.
• 47:21
  Speaker 8: In my head, I sound just like them.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Smash, smash, smash. I want to hear cannons.
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  Speaker 6: Good God.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: Sensation.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: 1983, 1984, best years ever, man.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Sex addiction. Sex addiction. I have a sex addiction.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: God, the kids aren't in the car today.
• 47:45
  Speaker 8: Yes, no, no.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: I definitely know it. They're sleeping in. They're sleeping in.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: They're sleeping in today. Can I do a drop right here?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I bet there's a bunch of veterans listening right now
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  Speaker 1: that remember this song when they were at the war.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: By the way, they say veterans are unbelievable in bed.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: That's a fact. Ask around. Ask around if you've ever
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: made love with an American hero.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: Ask around.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah!
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: Only the Joe Show.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Only the Joe.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Show will play you George Michaels on Veterans Day.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: At 8 a.m.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: It's the best show in America.
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Pizza, pizza. Let me get that. Hot and ready.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, she's hot and ready.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hot and ready like a little Caesar pizza right now.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: You hear that song, Joe? When you're on your honeymoon,
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: you keep that on repeat. I promise you, you have
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: a set of twins.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: There's only one thing that Joe can focus on that
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: are two things at once, and that's boobs.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Let's not be twins. Thank you. Thank you.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: Oh, yes, mistress.
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  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 49:20
  Speaker 6: My bad.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Hey, I love you guys. And I'm just going to
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: hang up and keep listening. Bye.
• 49:27
  Speaker 12: Bye.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Ready for the news.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: You have no idea how ready I am for the news.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: You ready for the news?
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, daddy.
• 49:36
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