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Make Pegging Great Again | Monday January 27, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to believe your worries outside and laugh with
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  Speaker 1: us inside the Treehouse. I'm Dan O'Malley along with Trey
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  Speaker 1: Trenholma and Raj Sharma on Monday, January twenty seven, two
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  Speaker 1: Thy twenty five. Welcome to a new week inside the Treehouse. Trey, Raj.
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  Speaker 1: Have you guys ever in your lives and hang out
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  Speaker 1: with your buddies and had your mom just completely embarrass
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  Speaker 1: you in front of them?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, good, We're on the same page. I've also
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  Speaker 1: experienced this when you were hanging out with your buddies
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  Speaker 1: and your mom embarrassed you in front of them. Were
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  Speaker 1: you in line waiting to have sex with a porn star?
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with a hard no.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, that no would be hard.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go with a flacid no.
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  Speaker 1: Good response. Well, this is a level of parental trauma
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  Speaker 1: that one young man is going to have to carry
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  Speaker 1: with him for the rest of his life, which I
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  Speaker 1: find fascinating. Would you be more embarrassed to have your
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  Speaker 1: mom pull you out of line to have sex with
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  Speaker 1: a porn star in front of everybody, or more embarrassed
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  Speaker 1: later in life when your friends and family discovered that
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  Speaker 1: you screwed a porn star and were one of a
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  Speaker 1: thousand dudes.
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  Speaker 4: I think the former is more embarrassing, So mom pulling
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  Speaker 4: out a line would be worse.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, gotcha.
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  Speaker 4: You can always go back and be like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I was young, I needed the money, or you know,
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  Speaker 4: this is a you know, this is a they were
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  Speaker 4: setting against book a world record, and I wanted to
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  Speaker 4: be a part of that moment, you know, And you
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  Speaker 4: could be like, hey, I was twenty third, I wasn't last.
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  Speaker 3: Uh so, you know, but having your mom pull you
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  Speaker 3: out of line, that's something you don't really get over.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I would just love to see your therapist's face
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  Speaker 1: when you tell them the source of the trauma.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, did you say, what was the question and what
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  Speaker 5: was more embarrassing or what would you rather have?
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  Speaker 1: It's sort of when you put it that way, Tray,
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of the same question. What would be more
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  Speaker 1: embarrassing having your mom pull you out of line of
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  Speaker 1: a gang bang or down the line your friends and
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  Speaker 1: family discover you were that you took part in the
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  Speaker 1: gang bang and you were one of a thousand.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sure having your mom pull you out because
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  Speaker 5: then it leads to otherwise, why did your mom know
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  Speaker 5: that you were in line for a gang bang?
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  Speaker 1: That's a great question, but asked the same thing.
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  Speaker 5: But I also I would go with I would rather
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  Speaker 5: have that than participate in the gang bang and have
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  Speaker 5: a you know, adult film credit to your name.
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  Speaker 1: Gotcha? Well, we all remember the name Lily Phillips here
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  Speaker 1: inside the treehouse, right, She's the one that played the
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  Speaker 1: audio a couple of weeks ago because she was crying
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  Speaker 1: after having had sex with a bunch of dudes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: in a short period of time, and she was crying
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  Speaker 1: because she didn't feel like she was able to give
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  Speaker 1: the proper amount of attention to each banger. Also because
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  Speaker 1: I imagine she was a little sore, but she didn't
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  Speaker 1: stop there. That didn't make her retire. One name she
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  Speaker 1: goes by is Lily Phillips. Another name she goes by
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  Speaker 1: is Bonnie Blue. I'm not even sure. Is it like
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  Speaker 1: a split personality thing. I don't know if she's known
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  Speaker 1: by both one. Predominantly you can find her under both names.
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  Speaker 1: In this particular story, she's going by Bonnie Blue. But
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  Speaker 1: this this actually happened to a young man. He was
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  Speaker 1: in line to have sex with Bonnie Blue for her
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  Speaker 1: OnlyFans channel when his mom showed up and pulled him
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  Speaker 1: out of line and said, you have got to leave.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, Bonnie Blue, she's a twenty five year
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  Speaker 1: old OnlyFans creator and she's become notorious for advertising her
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  Speaker 1: multiman sexcapades with dozens of dudes lining up at various
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  Speaker 1: locations just for the opportunity to bump uglies with her.
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  Speaker 1: And now an irate mother found her son in line
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  Speaker 1: to have sex with her with Bonnie Blue and ordered
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  Speaker 1: him to leave with her.
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  Speaker 3: So he was ready to go.
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  Speaker 1: This is where again, I got lots of questions and
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  Speaker 1: not many answers because at this particular gang bang, there's
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  Speaker 1: another influencer in line, and I guess he's a want
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  Speaker 1: to be I want to be documentarian, So he's getting
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  Speaker 1: footage during this, and he records the mom telling her
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  Speaker 1: son to get his coat and come with her, and
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  Speaker 1: and trying to force him out of line.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, otherwise I getting police to come for you. Come here,
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  Speaker 6: where's for me?
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  Speaker 7: Now?
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  Speaker 1: The mom's face has been blurred in this particular video
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  Speaker 1: that the documentarian posted on TikTok, but the sentiment is
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  Speaker 1: the same mom showed up somehow knew this kid was
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  Speaker 1: there for the gang bang and pulled him out of line.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how it sounds like according to the
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  Speaker 1: guys that are waiting in line and mom's kind of
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  Speaker 1: moving among them, it sounds like he's already in the room.
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  Speaker 3: With her mm.
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  Speaker 1: And she's showed up just in the nick of time
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  Speaker 1: before he makes a huge mistake.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's that's the Jamaican mom. You don't want
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  Speaker 4: to make You don't want to make her mat uh.
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  Speaker 4: And you better find that coat. You can tell that's
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  Speaker 4: she bought him that coat. You could tell she was very,
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  Speaker 4: very adamant about finding that coat. It's like, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I bought that coat for your birthday. You find your coat,
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  Speaker 4: not that you're in line for the gang bang. I'm
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  Speaker 4: already gonna get you out of the line. Where's the coat?
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  Speaker 1: Take good money for that?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: I think the one thing would have been funny with
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  Speaker 5: that had have been a Latina mom and she had
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  Speaker 5: a chinkletta and she would just started whipping his ass.
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  Speaker 1: That would have made a great cutaway during the only
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  Speaker 1: fans gang bang video is out of nowhere. The flip
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  Speaker 1: flop comes flying in and smacks the kid on the head,
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  Speaker 1: knocks him out cold.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the only thing we didn't have to worry
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  Speaker 4: about his Indian kids, because you know, we take our
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  Speaker 4: shoes off at the door, so she would have had
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  Speaker 4: to leave her shoes outside.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Dan along with Trey and Raj inside the Treehouse
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  Speaker 1: today on Monday, January twenty seven to twenty five. That's
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  Speaker 1: where I talk good Today. We have a special guest
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  Speaker 1: for us all inside the Treehouse, and that is Bernie.
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  Speaker 8: Yay.
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  Speaker 1: Bernie Brag is looking around like, who's this guy? So Bernie,
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  Speaker 1: you and I have known each other for a number
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  Speaker 1: of years, and I'm not sure if you and Trey
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  Speaker 1: have ever met and I'm almost positive that you never
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  Speaker 1: met Raj. But we have a similar radio history. That's
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  Speaker 1: how we know each other from our Dallas Fort Worth
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  Speaker 1: radio days and we've reconnected recently. As they say on LinkedIn.
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  Speaker 7: Brotherhood, it's kind of a brotherhood that we.
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  Speaker 11: Have, uhmon trauma.
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  Speaker 1: That's That's exactly what it is. So Trey and I
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  Speaker 1: years ago. For people that have listened to the show
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  Speaker 1: for a long time, know that we worked with Russ
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  Speaker 1: Martin for a number of years. And for those that
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  Speaker 1: don't know, Bernie, Bernie worked with Jody Dean, and.
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  Speaker 7: I laughed because I can't cry.
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  Speaker 1: Bernie's out of Bernie's out of Jody Dean tears. So
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  Speaker 1: it's like Bernie said, it's like that shared sort of
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  Speaker 1: radio trauma that has brought us together, and it brings
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  Speaker 1: us together today inside the Treehouse. But yeah, we worked
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  Speaker 1: with Russ for years. Bernie, you worked with Jody Dean
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  Speaker 1: for years. We know what it was like to work
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  Speaker 1: with Russ for years. What was it like working with
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  Speaker 1: Jody Dean for years? Because you did the morning show
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  Speaker 1: with Jody on ninety eight point seven KLA for quite
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  Speaker 1: a while.
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  Speaker 11: It was Yeah, we were together Jody and I were
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  Speaker 11: together eight years, and I mean it's a high wire act,
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  Speaker 11: probably a similar experience as you guys add to Russ.
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  Speaker 1: You know, were there stretches like, were there long stretches
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  Speaker 1: of time where Jody would disappear?
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  Speaker 7: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, you know what, No.
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  Speaker 7: My problem was that he wouldn't stop showing up. No.
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  Speaker 11: I you know, we were together for a long time,
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  Speaker 11: and I've had a lot of time to reflect on it,
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  Speaker 11: and Jody and I are fine. Now, there was a
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  Speaker 11: time where I don't think we were. But uh, you know,
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  Speaker 11: look high wire act. Things were thrown. Uh you know,
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  Speaker 11: it's it's it's you're you're an innert. It's it's show business, baby,
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  Speaker 11: and you get the mic. The light goes on, whether
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  Speaker 11: you're fighting or not. And I think we we all
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  Speaker 11: there a lot of a lot of a lot of
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  Speaker 11: big personalities in the room. I mean there was there
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  Speaker 11: was at one point seven people on the show.
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  Speaker 7: Jesus so, I mean it was it was the last
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  Speaker 7: of the of the golden age of paying.
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  Speaker 11: A lot for radio and uh and CBS was paying
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  Speaker 11: a lot of money for that show to succeed, and
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  Speaker 11: he was a producer of the show, and uh, you know,
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  Speaker 11: it was what it was.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that uh, that's what I mean. I've had that
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  Speaker 1: some of those same shared experiences and and radios is
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  Speaker 1: an interesting beast on its own anyway, but being a
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  Speaker 1: part of a quote unquote big time show brings its
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  Speaker 1: own challenges to the table. And that's and that's that's true,
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  Speaker 1: no matter the format or no matter who the marquee
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  Speaker 1: name is, you know, on that particular show.
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  Speaker 11: And we spent Jody you know, of course, Jody did
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  Speaker 11: a lot with on radio, but then he went to
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  Speaker 11: TV and he came back to radio, and so there
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  Speaker 11: was a time where he was doing both TV and
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  Speaker 11: radio at the same time. And there was a time
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  Speaker 11: where our show was televised also on what was then
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  Speaker 11: t XA twenty one, and so we had to deal
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  Speaker 11: with a television version of the show also, which added
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  Speaker 11: to the stress and depression of the entire experience. And
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  Speaker 11: I don't know, man, I reflect on it fondly now,
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  Speaker 11: but it took me a long time to get there.
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  Speaker 1: So therapy much a lot tons like official therapy or
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  Speaker 1: like the Instagram therapy that's.
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  Speaker 11: No, no, no, no official, like medically sanctioned, like the type
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  Speaker 11: of therapy that they you.
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  Speaker 7: Know that bonded and ensured.
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  Speaker 11: Prescriptions were involved, Prescriptions were involved, prescriptions are still involved.
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  Speaker 7: It's fine, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I think an argument can be made that if you
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  Speaker 1: were not medicating on some level, then you never truly
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  Speaker 1: worked in radio, whether it was prescribed or self prescribed
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  Speaker 1: or like I said earlier today, subscribed. That's that's truly
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  Speaker 1: how you can tell whether or not someone worked in
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  Speaker 1: radio or TV. In that case.
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  Speaker 11: Sometimes, we were also very scared of the Russ Martin
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  Speaker 11: Show because we knew that the Russ was just going
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  Speaker 11: to blow us up at any point in time, and
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  Speaker 11: so whatever, you know, we there were things going on
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  Speaker 11: behind the scenes that we knew about, and the building
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  Speaker 11: knew about, but the listeners didn't know about, and we
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  Speaker 11: knew it was We were told we were not allowed
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  Speaker 11: to talk about some things, but we were the only
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  Speaker 11: ones not talking about them.
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  Speaker 7: Everyone else in town was talking about them.
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  Speaker 11: He went on this Realcity show, and Jody went on
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  Speaker 11: this reality show and there was a woman involved, and
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  Speaker 11: he was still.
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  Speaker 7: The whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Not my wife, Terra, This is other terror. This is
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  Speaker 1: Tara Harper, who who at one point was the head
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  Speaker 1: of Pause in the City and she did the reality
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  Speaker 1: show Dallas Eligible Dallas.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the the.
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  Speaker 11: Picture that I have always painted of it was, I
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  Speaker 11: want you to imagine being in high school and you
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  Speaker 11: go sit down at the table and you have to
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  Speaker 11: sit there and eat your lunch, and you know that
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  Speaker 11: everyone at the other tables are kind of pointing at
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  Speaker 11: you and saying saying the things that they want to
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  Speaker 11: say to you, but you've been told that you can
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  Speaker 11: just sit there and eat your soup.
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  Speaker 7: And so we just, you know, because of the type.
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  Speaker 11: Of radio we do, we're not a confrontational show, and
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  Speaker 11: so the other shows around us were confrontational shows that
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  Speaker 11: didn't mind kind of airing out the laundry that we
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  Speaker 11: couldn't air out.
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  Speaker 1: So what laundry you're talking about that you were told
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  Speaker 1: you couldn't air out.
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  Speaker 11: At the time, he was a at the time he
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  Speaker 11: was a married man on radio, and so, I mean,
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  Speaker 11: there were circumstances around all of that that we knew,
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  Speaker 11: But we we knew that the other shows knew. The
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  Speaker 11: other shows had the same knowledge that we had, and
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  Speaker 11: that they could air that stuff out and they could
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  Speaker 11: talk about it, but we couldn't.
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  Speaker 7: And so that was frustrated.
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  Speaker 1: Now, who said, you couldn't talk about it Jody or
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  Speaker 1: the Boss radio Management.
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  Speaker 5: And you also couldn't point to other high profile morning
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  Speaker 5: shows that whose hosts were.
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  Speaker 7: Show that was not the show we did.
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  Speaker 1: So Meanwhile, those of us on The Rust Martin Show
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  Speaker 1: all confrontation all the time.
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  Speaker 11: We confrontational and I shouldn't I shouldn't. Uh, you know,
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  Speaker 11: I shouldn't air out that. I feel I feel weird
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  Speaker 11: even airing it out now. But there was a time
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  Speaker 11: where we were just told sit do the show you
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  Speaker 11: guys do, and don't reference it, and just sit there
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  Speaker 11: and eat your soup.
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  Speaker 7: And that was hard to do.
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  Speaker 1: That doesn't sound like anything because we had a lot
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  Speaker 1: of fun with that show back in the day. We
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  Speaker 1: recovered on the radio show Trey Trey like we all
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  Speaker 1: knew at least one person on that show, and in
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  Speaker 1: our case, we knew a few. And it really was
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  Speaker 1: one of the only times, other than the occasional Bachelor
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  Speaker 1: Bachelorette update, we ever talked about reality TV.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: No, I can remember tuning in I'm the drum the
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  Speaker 11: producer of the show and everything where there's holes being
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  Speaker 11: poked in every car in the can. The lead of
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  Speaker 11: my show by his own doing. And I have to
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  Speaker 11: sit there and watch this, and I think it was
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  Speaker 11: ten weeks and it was the longest ten weeks of
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  Speaker 11: my life.
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  Speaker 1: And suddenly you all understood how it was one of
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  Speaker 1: his ex wives shot him.
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  Speaker 11: Uh, well we knew that story. No, that story we
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  Speaker 11: we we talk about that story on the air. You
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  Speaker 11: know what, Jody, for all of his holes, did to
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  Speaker 11: talk a lot about his He was very self aware.
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  Speaker 11: He was very self aware and then not self aware
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  Speaker 11: at all. It was very strange.
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  Speaker 7: He he had.
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  Speaker 11: Some some blind spots, but he like I couldn't make
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  Speaker 11: fun of him being shot on the air at any
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  Speaker 11: point in time, and did it took every opportunity I could.
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  Speaker 7: His wife shot him. You know, it's it's.
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  Speaker 11: Uh, it was an unusual it was an unusual dynamic.
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  Speaker 11: And as I say, as I say all of this,
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  Speaker 11: he and I are fine. Now, we're fine. We've made up.
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  Speaker 7: Everything is okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm You know, that's great for you.
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  Speaker 1: In a very different way, Trey and I are also
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  Speaker 1: fine with our gut.
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  Speaker 1: Dane'll Maley with you along with Trey Trendholm, Raj Sharma
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  Speaker 1: and special guest today Bernie formerly of ninety eight point
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  Speaker 1: seven k Love Fame with Jody Dean, currently on stations
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  Speaker 1: around the country that you can hear Bernie's morning show
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  Speaker 1: working around the country, living the dream, doing radio in
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  Speaker 1: a number of markets. A syndicated radio personality based in
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  Speaker 1: the beautiful video.
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  Speaker 11: I'm in Cincinnati, Cincinnati, and it is currently twenty one degrees. Everybody,
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  Speaker 11: twenty one degrees. That's what it is right now.
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  Speaker 1: You can take the man out of morning radio.
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  Speaker 7: But that's it. That's it. I'm all time and temp
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  Speaker 1: all right. Well, thanks for hanging out with us and
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  Speaker 1: decide that we Berty, We appreciate it's great to have
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  Speaker 1: you so completely different aspect now as opposed to throwing
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  Speaker 1: shade on our former lead hosts, we'll do something completely
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  Speaker 1: different that we all can identify with working in radio
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  Speaker 1: for as many years as we all have, and Roj
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  Speaker 1: you're included in this because I consider you a radio
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  Speaker 1: guy as well, because you've been in and around it
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  Speaker 1: more than some people who actually were paid radio station.
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  Speaker 7: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And something all of us in radio can identify with
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  Speaker 1: is the feeling that there's been a monkey run a
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  Speaker 1: muck in a studio. In most cases, that's figurative. I
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: think only in a few cases was it ever you know, actual,
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  Speaker 1: But just imagine wherever it is you work, all of
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: a sudden, a monkey is running a muck in your
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: place of business. This actually happened to someone at Starbucks. Look,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: working a drive through is hard enough no matter where
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: you are, what the restaurant is, but a Starbucks drive through,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: I would imagine, is especially tough because of all the
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: you know, very specific and elaborate drink quarters. Like it's
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: bad enough trying to remember to punch in someone's very
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: specific VINTI iced Mocha latte whip no whip half calf,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: no calf, whip cream, no cream, whatever else may or
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: may not be in there without having a raging monkey
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  Speaker 1: flying into your drive through window and running around the Starbucks.
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  Speaker 11: Now you're not This is a not a this is
• 21:09
  Speaker 11: not a figurative monkey. This is an actual monkey.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: This actually happened. Yeah, and I know what you're thinking.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: There's a story about a monkey running amuck and it's
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Starbucks drive through and you're assuming it's Florida. M Yeah,
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: you're wrong. Really, although you're close, it's Alabama. I mean
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: it is.
• 21:32
  Speaker 11: Right there, right, so that to fear that monkey could
• 21:36
  Speaker 11: have been from Florida, it.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: Could have been. It may it may have crossed state
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: lines and decided to terrorize Alabama because it was bored
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: with Florida. But on the morning of Friday, January tenth,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: police in Alabama were called to a Starbucks because someone's
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: pet and monkey had jumped from its owner's car into
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: the drive through window and started attacking the employees. The
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  Speaker 1: primate was and if I'm saying this properly, the primate
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: was an Aotis night monkey. They have big eyes and
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: appear earless. The employee says she'd never interacted with this
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  Speaker 1: female customer before. She said that as soon as the
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: woman lowered her window, the night monkey left out of
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  Speaker 1: the car through the window and started gnawing on her hand.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Then it climbed up her arm and started biting her ear.
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  Speaker 1: The attack ended when another employee grabbed the monkey and
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: threw it back out the window.
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  Speaker 7: Out out Monkey.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: The monkey flew back into the woman's vehicle and she
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: drove away. How is that not a new game to
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: play at the State Fair? Throwing like the monkey back
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: and forth between uh, you know, the car and the
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: drive through window. Oh, but this that one employee appears
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: to have won. The monkey's owner did come back inside
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: the store to check on the employe, but she wouldn't
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: leave her name or any contact information. The employee was
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: taken to a hospital where she got multiple stitches and vaccinations.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Her ear was apparently in pretty rough shape, but she'll
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: be okay. The police identified the monkey's owner as Tammy Gardner.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: She refused to comment to the media, saying she didn't
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: want to put her pet at risk.
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: Sure, so it's kind of a Tammy move. That feels
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: like to me.
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  Speaker 3: That's a solid Tammy.
• 23:30
  Speaker 11: Tammy was not a monkey that's gonna jump into a
• 23:32
  Speaker 11: Starbucks Tammy with an eye.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: By the way, monkey is probably upset.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: One minute he's in line for a gang bang, and
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: the next minute Mom's pulling him out of that.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: This is one of those moments where I should offer
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: context on that to Bernie, who missed the first story
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: of the show, I did. I think in this case
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: some mystery might be appreciated.
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: Fine, I'm good, I'm good. I'd rather not know. How
• 24:01
  Speaker 7: about that.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: It's probably better for your morning shows across the country
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: that you don't know the contny out a game that's mentioned.
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: Don't defy any of them.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Some things are better left as a mystery. Oh God.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: For what it's worth. The lady reportedly had two monkeys
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: in her vehicle that day, and other employees say they've
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: seen her with multiple monkeys before. Uh. They even say
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: that sometimes she has the monkeys wearing leashes, costumes and diapers.
• 24:30
  Speaker 11: Sure we will now be known as a good monkey
• 24:35
  Speaker 11: and a not so good monkey in the car.
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: A bad monkey.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Oh oh god. At least are investigating, and Tammy could
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: be looking at charges, but they didn't say what those
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: charges might be, possibly because they don't have those charges
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: on the books already in Alabama. Florida they probably do.
• 24:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Florida, it happens every Wednesday.
• 24:57
  Speaker 13: But monkey mondays the Starbucks Manual manual has training in
• 25:08
  Speaker 13: it in Florida.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not if you're attacked by a monkey.
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: But when.
• 25:18
  Speaker 8: You're in the Treehouse, listen us online at Treehouse on
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• 26:00
  Speaker 1: and special guests inside the Treehouse today Bernie, one of
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: our radio pals from our DFW radio days. Last week
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: was a big week for the country. New president, new administration.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: All sorts of changes are happening. And right after President
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Trump took the oath of office, he promptly sat down
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: at his desk that they I guess brought in on
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: a it was already sitting there or something. But part
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: of the show that day was him signing all these
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: executive orders slash executive actions, over two hundred of them,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: a flurry that he signed that day. And if I'm
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: being honest, I feel like, despite controversy surrounding some of them,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: that there was room for some other ones that we
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: would have liked to have included selfishly here inside the Treehouse.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: So we're going to remedy that now today inside the Treehouse.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: It is our top five on the Treehouse. Top five
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: today it is the top five executive actions that we
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: would have slipped in for President Trump to sign. We
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: will start today with number five of the top five
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: executive actions that we would have liked President Trump to sign,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Trey Number five.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Declare Wayne Brady a National treasure.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: I would gladly participate in I'm named Brady Bitch day.
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: The joker Bitch the night before.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: And number four of the top five executive actions we'd
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: slip in for President Trump to sign while he's there
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: doing it is from me, and that would be to
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: have Chick fil A open on Sundays. Yes, sure, I
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: think that's pretty universal. I think just about everyone would
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: be happy with that number.
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I was gonna say I think the when
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: the when the old Man dies, like the when the
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: whover's in charge of it. Now, the daughter or granddaughter
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: said that when he passes, she'll open on Sundays. Oh really,
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: because of how much revenue they lose.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: She better not put it in the will or is
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: she better hope he didn't put it in the will? Which,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: by the way, have you seen you guys are familiar
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: with nothing Bunt Cakes?
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Mmmmmm.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: So they're dealing with this right now because when nothing
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Bunt Cakes started out, they also were closed on Sundays.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: But since they've cashed in with venture capitalists, the venture
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: capitalists have said, no, you're going to open on Sundays now,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: and a bunch of the local franchisees are going, we don't,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: We don't want to. It's gonna be bad.
• 28:47
  Speaker 11: Hobby lobby is famously not open on a day where
• 28:50
  Speaker 11: most people do their hobbies.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Are they closed on Sunday as well?
• 28:57
  Speaker 11: They are also closed on Sunday. I believe it's hobby lobby. Michaels,
• 29:00
  Speaker 11: one of the one of the craft stores.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: It's hobby lobby, Yeah, without a doubt. Uh. And because
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: I remember I encountered that once and it was what
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: do you mean hobby lobby? Is not open on Sunday.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: It's like, this is the day day four hobbies.
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: Today, I do my hobbies.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: What were you doing a hobby lobby on Sunday?
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: Dan buy yarn? And what you do?
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: It's what you do?
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: You buy yarn?
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: He was arn is buying yarn, bolts of fabric for things.
• 29:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know why of all the low spots in
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: my life bottom have not have not hit that level
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: of bedrock. I being upset that a hobby lobby is
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: closed on Sunday.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: That's when it's time for rehab.
• 29:44
  Speaker 11: No no, no, yourself in a parking lot and a hobby lobby,
• 29:47
  Speaker 11: just crying, sobbing yourself, wondering what life did?
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: No, you misunderstand. I was not unhappy that the hobby
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: lobby was closed on Sunday. I was just surprised by it.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I was very glad it was closed because in I
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: mean I didn't didn't That meant I didn't have.
• 30:01
  Speaker 12: To go in.
• 30:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: What was mama upset? Though?
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: Yes? All right? Where was it that was? That was
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: number four? Chick plate upen on Sundays? Okay, number three
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: of the top five executive actions we would have slipped
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: in for President Trump to sign during his flurry.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Raj m oh I say, every month, all twelve of
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: Elon Musk's kids get to nut punch him, reminding him
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: where they came from and to not have anymore.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: That's the ultimate.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: And yeah, he's got he's got twelve kids, and the
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: glory of it all is none of them.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Talked to him.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: That's the that's the best part it really, I.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Think some do I know. I know he posted a
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: photo of one one of his kids crawling on him
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: when he was playing video games. But you're right, that
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: would be a great birth controlled method. All right, let's
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: get back to our top five top five executive actions
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: that we would have slipped in for President Trump to sign.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Number two from me is immediate life in prison for anyone,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: cots for anyone cot pooping in the shower.
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, the the executive waffle stamp order.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: That's right, immediate. There is no appeal. You go straight
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: to prison.
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: Can't be challenged by any courts.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Nope, no, all waffle stompers life and Ridson.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: And then.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Number one our top five executive actions that we'd slip
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: in for President Trump to sign.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Number one, tray for you Dan make pegging great again.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's been the Treehouse Top five at the top
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: five executive actions that we would have slipped in for
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: President Trump to sign.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: And now the press conference Dan, and I'm sure Bernie
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: has a question.
• 32:16
  Speaker 11: That's that's the podcast that we're on. Huh okay, I
• 32:20
  Speaker 11: didn't know that.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, it's uh. It is a network that we
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: have established here, Bernie. So now that you're on this one,
• 32:28
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• 32:30
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• 32:40
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• 32:55
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• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good idea. Do what Aaron just said
• 33:04
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• 33:07
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• 33:14
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• 33:17
  Speaker 1: dot com. That is Treehouse on Air dot com. Today
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: is Monday, January twenty seven, twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: what's some birthdays. Female snowboarding superstar Hannah Teeter is thirty
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: eight today. She earned a gold medal for the United
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: States with her skills at the halfpipe in the six
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Winter Olympics, and she picked up a silver medal in
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: the halfpipe in twenty tens. Happy Birthday and a Teeter
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: thirty eight. Female snowboarder actress Rosamund Pike is forty six.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: She is the star of Gonegirl Trey. Have you seen Gonegirl?
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: I have not.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Rosamund Pike. Ben Affleck, the one of the topless girls
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: from the Blurred Lines video, has a has a a
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: role in that film, and unsurprisingly she's also topless in
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: that one. But it might be one of the all
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: time great quote unquote crazy girl movies. And I don't
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: know or something, is that what I'm thinking of? Yeah, yeah,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: well there's the Girl on the Train, then there's Gone Girl.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: I know her from the Wheel of Time.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Okay. I also know Rosamund Pike from her co starring
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: with Tom Cruise is Jack the Jack Reacher movie. Yeah, which,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: by the way, if you are like me and you're
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: a Jack Reacher fan, I've read a couple of the
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: books and I saw, you know, the two movies that
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Tom Cruise did. I love the TV show.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, They're good. Third season comes out.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: And That's why I'm bringing it up. I'm very excited
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: to watch the new season three trailer for Reacher just
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: the other day. The next season comes out next week.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Very excited. I'd love seeing a big, muscled up dude
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: just beat the ever loving crap out of small people.
• 35:14
  Speaker 11: I mean, I like part of that. What never mind,
• 35:18
  Speaker 11: forget it, I Saudy, Then keep moving. What's the next birthday?
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Fair enough? Jake Pavelka turns forty seven? He is, Actually
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: he was the pilot from Dallas.
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: Tray.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: You may remember this from the times when you would
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: come over to me and my wife's house. We'd make
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: steak and we'd watch The Bachelor together. Terror was there
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: my wife. It wasn't just me and Trey eating meat
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: and staring at each other while watching The Bachelor. Uh.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: He was the one that was a pilot from Dallas
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: who was on the show a couple of times. He was.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: He's the one the guys, Dan, what's that? I don't
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: remember the guys Dan, Well, you'd remember the girl he picked.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: The girl he picked was Vienna. She was a super
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: crazy chick from Florida with the.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Super crazy chick on the Bachelor. So that narrows it down.
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: Huh.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what I mean. Even by Bachelor standards, she
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: was on another level.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: That's why I remember Sparkle girl. And that's really about.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: It, Bernie. Have you ever been a Bachelor Bachelorette watcher?
• 36:17
  Speaker 11: No, I mean, I'll go in like the last episode,
• 36:21
  Speaker 11: the first episode of the season, in the last episode
• 36:23
  Speaker 11: of the season, and tune out everything in between because
• 36:26
  Speaker 11: it's all just noise.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: And here's what happens when you do that. You miss
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: some great beautiful moments like the one Trey's going to
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: share with you right now. That is his favorite from
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: the Bachelor.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Oh the one girl who everyone hated in the house,
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: and she said that.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: She got voted off. She had like the Bachelor said,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: I don't we don't have a spark or whatever. I
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: don't feel anything for you, and he sent her packing.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: And then in the exit interview in the limo.
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: She declared that no one would take her sparkle.
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: Well, you know what you get.
• 36:57
  Speaker 11: It's important to stay optimistic in those moments where it
• 37:00
  Speaker 11: gets dark.
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: That's all she was doing, was staying optimistic.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I assume that makes sense if it's dark, and I
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: gotta make sure.
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: Of she was crazy at all. I'm sure there wasn't
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: a screw.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Bernie.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: Having worked for Jody Dean, does The Bachelor get bring
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: back some little pts?
• 37:19
  Speaker 11: This old PTSD stort a kind of trauma.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: If you notice on twitching, like if you're watching this
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: on the Patreon subscription for the video, he'll be twitching
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: a little bit.
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, it's it's not it's not pleasant.
• 37:31
  Speaker 11: I can't watch a lot of dating shows, a lot
• 37:33
  Speaker 11: of Uh, yeah, I can't. I haven't had the Bravo
• 37:37
  Speaker 11: channel on in fifteen years.
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: It's it's man.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: I love the concept of that show, and it's so
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: great because it doesn't work anywhere outside of television. If
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: you just told a guy he could date twenty women
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: at the same time, and all the women are like,
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: son's great, I just want to be the one.
• 37:54
  Speaker 11: Well, the flip the flip of that is The Bachelorette,
• 37:57
  Speaker 11: where you're selling to a to a woman that true
• 38:01
  Speaker 11: love can be found inside of four weeks or whatever
• 38:05
  Speaker 11: whatever the length of time is that it takes for
• 38:07
  Speaker 11: that show to play out from start to finish three
• 38:10
  Speaker 11: weeks or four weeks or whatever it is.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: To me, it's a great example fantasy, right, Yeah, yeah,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: it is. It's absolutely a fantasy. And the thing is
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: that people, you know, it's build as a show about
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: love and romance and finding your special person in an
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: unlikely place. In reality, below that surface is what the
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: show is truly about, which is in essence Stockholm syndrome.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: You were trapped in this environment with these people. Of
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: course you're going to find a couple of them that
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: you feel really connected to, that you think you can
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: spend the rest of your life with. Yeah.
• 38:45
  Speaker 11: I've narrowed it down from everybody in the world to
• 38:48
  Speaker 11: these fifteen people. And if I'm inside these fifteen people,
• 38:52
  Speaker 11: I will find some sort of common thread, some sort
• 38:56
  Speaker 11: of common thing.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: When do we get to go outside?
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: When you declare your love for somebody, It's been nothing
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: but these fifteen women in Gin for the last three weeks.
• 39:18
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• 39:20
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• 39:24
  Speaker 1: And that's how you know if it's really bad. Is
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: at the end of it, she says, I choose the Gin.
• 39:44
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• 39:51
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• 39:54
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  Speaker 1: on Air. Because Treehouse TV is on you can see
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  Speaker 1: our ugly mugs right there on YouTube. I'm Danil Malley
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  Speaker 1: along with Trey Trendholm, Raj Sharma and special guest inside
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  Speaker 1: the Treehouse today Bernie, one of our radio pals from
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  Speaker 1: DFW back in the day, and we actually started the
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  Speaker 1: show Bernie right before you popped in with a story
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  Speaker 1: about OnlyFans creator, OnlyFans Sex Content creator Bonnie Blue Slash
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  Speaker 1: Lily Phillips. We're not sure which name she goes by
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  Speaker 1: day to day, but she's that chick. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if you're familiar with her. Recently, she was trying to
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  Speaker 1: do the new world record of one thousand. The new
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  Speaker 1: world record she was trying to bring. She was trying
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  Speaker 1: to Jesus Christ, I can't get that's out. I now
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  Speaker 1: know what it's like to have too many things in
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  Speaker 1: your mouth. That's kind of how she was like. Wellure
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  Speaker 1: in twenty four hours, she was trying to have sex
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  Speaker 1: with one thousand men, and I go. Yeah, and I
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  Speaker 1: think in the middle of her attempted feet although I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if she used any feet, although that might
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  Speaker 1: have helped. There was a guy there getting footage for
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  Speaker 1: a documentary, and while he was getting footage for a documentary,
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  Speaker 1: one of the guys in line, his mom shows up
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  Speaker 1: and forces him to leave before he can partake in
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  Speaker 1: the Lily Phillips gang bang, which is of course super embarrassing.
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  Speaker 7: Mom.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The good news is, if you're Lily Phillips slash Bonnie Blue,
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  Speaker 1: it looks like she actually hit her goal. Well yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because she now claims that she's slept with over one
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  Speaker 1: thousand men in less than twenty four hours.
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  Speaker 11: That is I mean, congratulations, I guess, yeah, good for you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean and apparently she was able to do
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  Speaker 1: it and add some to the list, So it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: she It's not like she stopped at one thousand, right.
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  Speaker 7: She didn't just break the record. She shattered the record.
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  Speaker 1: She shot past it as it were sure she was.
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  Speaker 1: She successfully unseated Lisa Sparks, the Kentucky portn star who
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  Speaker 1: held the Guinness World Record for having sex with nine
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  Speaker 1: hundred and nineteen men in one day. That was all
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  Speaker 1: the way back in two thousand and four. Fast forward
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  Speaker 1: to today, Bonnie Blue was able to get one thousand
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  Speaker 1: and fifty seven in the same amount of time, exceeding
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  Speaker 1: sparks as Milestone by more than one hundred guys. They
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  Speaker 1: even said, according to her representatives, as she hit one thousand,
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  Speaker 1: there were still fifty seven men left in line who
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  Speaker 1: Bonnie wanted the pleasure before ending the twelve hour day.
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  Speaker 7: Really, and she really is an eager beaver.
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  Speaker 1: What never mind, no, no, no, And keep in mind,
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  Speaker 1: she's twenty five years old, and she's if we're being honest,
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  Speaker 1: if we can look at this from an abstract point
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  Speaker 1: of view, she's twenty five years old. In every goal
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  Speaker 1: she has set for herself, she has hit, and in
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  Speaker 1: this case, not only did she hit this goal, but
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  Speaker 1: she surpassed it.
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  Speaker 11: Sure, I mean, she's just kind of the Olympic athlete.
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  Speaker 11: There's an Olympic athlete somewhere if this were an Olympic sport.
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  Speaker 1: And I realized that this, you know, is looked down
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  Speaker 1: upon in many people's eyes and in some industries. But
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  Speaker 1: I really don't know if there's ever been a bigger opportunity,
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  Speaker 1: a wider opportunity if you will, for gatorade to jump
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  Speaker 1: in and say, hey, you know what, or whatever sport.
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  Speaker 3: You play, mm hmm, yeah, you gotta quench that thirst.
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  Speaker 11: So when it comes gatorade on your head at the
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  Speaker 11: very end, you wonder why you're wet.
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  Speaker 1: She's just glad it was get herd.
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  Speaker 2: And they say gen Z has no ambition.
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  Speaker 3: They set goals, damn it.
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  Speaker 7: A LinkedIn page.
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  Speaker 4: She's like, She's like, I want to bang a thousand
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  Speaker 4: dudes and every std simultaneously.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just glad that it's not, you know, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if you look at it from that standpoint tray, you're
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  Speaker 1: very very right. She is full of ambition. She's full
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  Speaker 1: of other stuff as well, but at least ambition found
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  Speaker 1: a nook to hide in. Thanks for hanging out with
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  Speaker 1: us inside the treehouse today, Bernie. Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: We appreciate you taking the time from your busy morning
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  Speaker 1: show schedule across the country to hang out with us
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  Speaker 1: inside the treehouse.
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  Speaker 7: Oh it's a pleasure, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, And always keep in mind that no matter
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  Speaker 1: how low you go, it's hard to be lower than
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  Speaker 1: Bernie broadcasting from his own basement in Ohio, it's.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, it's unnecessary. It's an unnecessary way to end
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  Speaker 7: the program.
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  Speaker 1: That he's living the dream. It just he didn't understand
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  Speaker 1: that the reality of that dream would be in his basement.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm happy.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, joke's on you. I haven't taken my pajama fans
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  Speaker 11: off since COVID ended.
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  Speaker 3: You might want to watch those
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  Speaker 1: We'll see you guys tomorrow right here inside the treehouse.