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New Dirty Little Secret: A New Hustle That's A Lil Shady! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is dirty little secret.
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  Speaker 2: Nick's one o two point nine. Hopefully having a good
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  Speaker 2: morning for a Monday. Hopefully it's not too bad, especially
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  Speaker 2: after daylight saving time springing forward, being all confused on
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  Speaker 2: what's happening. If you got a secret, let us know
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  Speaker 2: eight three three seven eight seven one two nine, No
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  Speaker 2: matter what you want to confess, just get it off
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  Speaker 2: your chest and.
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  Speaker 3: You got a little sum sum what's going on? Okay?
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  Speaker 3: So I know this sounds shady.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's that big of a deal, but I.
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  Speaker 3: Think this is something producer who would do? Oh really,
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's got to be shady. Then, yeah, what would
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  Speaker 3: How you gonna talk about me? Okay, what do you do?
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  Speaker 3: I'm mean to judge this? What do you do? All right?
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  Speaker 1: My confession, I've been pretending to be a ride share driver?
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean pretending? So I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not signed up on Uber or anything like that,
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  Speaker 1: Uber or Lyft, but one of my homeboys used to be.
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  Speaker 1: He just got a new job, and so he gave
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  Speaker 1: me the light.
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  Speaker 3: He used to have the Uber.
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  Speaker 2: Light or whatever it is they put out in the windows.
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  Speaker 3: Legal Okay, okay, so far he might do this.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, I don't know if it's legal, but it
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  Speaker 1: looks legit enough. So what I've been doing. I'll go
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  Speaker 1: to big events around the around Dallas. I'll even go
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  Speaker 1: to Fort Worth and like, I'll go to these packed
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  Speaker 1: places like the American Airlines Center, even the AT and
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  Speaker 1: T Stadium, and after a game, when people are pouring
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  Speaker 1: out and.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, oh man, no, it's all the chaos, just
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  Speaker 3: pull up.
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  Speaker 1: I go, Hey, guys, I'm taking people. I'm taking rides.
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  Speaker 3: I'll charge you less. I'll take you where you want
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  Speaker 3: to go.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and you tell him don't go through.
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  Speaker 1: The app yep, I tell him, don't go through the app. Okay, look,
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  Speaker 1: we'll just do it through Venmo and I charge him cheaper.
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  Speaker 3: I see this guy. I've seen these guys yes and back.
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  Speaker 1: Think.
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  Speaker 3: I always thought, I don't know if it's I thought
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  Speaker 3: they were real Ubert or Lyft drivers or whatever. You
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  Speaker 3: think that's a real list.
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  Speaker 2: No, but I've had him do this. I had him
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  Speaker 2: do it the other day when I was leaving got Go.
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  Speaker 2: I was trying to get to West seventh to go
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  Speaker 2: to Coast Place, and I asked this guy, I was
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  Speaker 2: just walking. I wasn't even doing it, and he says
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  Speaker 2: you want to ride him? Like, I'm only going like
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  Speaker 2: a mile away. He goes, yeah, don't go through that,
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  Speaker 2: I'll just take you. And I go, oh okay, and
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  Speaker 2: he goes seventy bucks and I was like seventy bucks.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like no, he's like sixty. I'm like no, dude,
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  Speaker 2: it's a seven dollars ride, right, So is this something
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  Speaker 2: producer who would do?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, yes it is. Wow. So you make money doing.
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  Speaker 1: This, dude, And I make good money because I'll just
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  Speaker 1: charge him a flat rate. But especially with all that beef,
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  Speaker 1: all the stuff going on, it's most of the time
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  Speaker 1: cheaper or it's worth it for him, so that pop him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take him with her going to go.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I've even got I've even got a couple of
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  Speaker 1: dates out of it too.
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  Speaker 3: Dates you hit girls? Oh my god, I told you.
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  Speaker 2: I just went to that wedding Eric's cousin. They got
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  Speaker 2: married and he was a lyft driver and she was
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  Speaker 2: riding in his lift.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you're serious, that's right. It was like six years ago.
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  Speaker 2: But you're singing lonely and this dude, this guy's making
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  Speaker 2: money with dates. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Also something who would do is ask a girl out
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  Speaker 3: if he was a lyft driver. I need that light, homie.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what to say. I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's not the shadiest thing you could do.
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  Speaker 2: Is it a little shady? His car service would do
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  Speaker 2: something similar, just your posing as a left.
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  Speaker 3: Driver, no background check. I feel like they're trusting. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think they see the light or whatever. They're like, well,
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  Speaker 3: he's just trying to get around the fees. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: that's it. But they have no idea. You're not even
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  Speaker 3: a ride to your driver at all. Yeah, it's not
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  Speaker 3: that creepy.
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  Speaker 1: And like normally I tell him, you know, when they
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  Speaker 1: get in the cargo. Hey, just for the record, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not actually with Uber, but I'll take you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh now that would creem me out. Yeah your card
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  Speaker 3: you like? By the way, I'm not a new go
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  Speaker 3: You're taking a risk.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 2: We were trying to get out of a c L
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  Speaker 2: last summer and I could not find a ride.
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  Speaker 1: If this guy had pulled up, we've just been like cool.
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  Speaker 3: Here, bro. Oh, I would have paid Jeffrey Dahmer to
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  Speaker 3: drive you at that point, Yeah, because we've walked.
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  Speaker 2: I would have paid anybody like serial killer cool. Can
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  Speaker 2: you just take me over there and kill me right?
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  Speaker 1: It's like these busy events.
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  Speaker 3: Or yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well there you go. Confession, dirty little secret. That's
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  Speaker 2: a good one. Now I know what who's going to
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  Speaker 2: be doing this weekend, So sir, thank you so much,