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#156: Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009) · What's Your (Least) Favorite Scary Movie?

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Hello. What's your least favorite scary
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movie? Hello, Billy.
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That can't be. Well, I'm gonna watch your Least
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Scary Movie, the podcast where we talk about the good, the bad,
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the ugly, and the absurd, and all of our favorite, least
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favorite scary movies. Because we believe every horror
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movie rifle, he has its fan base.
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Even and sometimes. In spite of when we don't get
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it. Hey, my name is Travis.
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My name is Jesse. And today we're taking y'all
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back down to the Haller for some more hooting and hollering as we
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talk about Wrong Turn 3 Left for dead.
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Yes, that's right baby. We're back in the wrong Turn
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franchise. You guys.
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I know y'all love it now. And Mama, Take Me Home.
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That's right, baby. So yeah, before we head on down
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the country roads. Jesse, do you have any
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announcements? We did our two year not to be on
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Sunday on the Jersey Shore massacre.
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We coined the term Jersey Sploitation and had a lot of
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funny, had a lot of fun as the little trash monsters that we
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are enjoying other little trash monsters on the screen.
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Yeah, it was a good time. Jersey exploitation is a new
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genre now that I hope that is something that catches on.
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Candidates for that currently are Jersey Shore Massacre and
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Sleepaway Camp. Yeah.
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Terrifier. Yeah.
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Sleepaway camp? Definitely.
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That's not Jersey exploitation. Yeah, It's got a strong, yeah,
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strong foundation there. I'm excited to see where it
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goes. All right.
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So other than that. My hair is green now.
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Your hair is green now and very blue, and Talia can now see and
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she's got bangs. And I've got bangs.
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That's right, baby. You look good.
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My bangs are blue and Peach. Blue and Peach.
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That's right, baby. So all right, well.
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What goes out of the way? I've got our poll results from
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last week. What was our poll, Travis?
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Last week we wanted to know if you guys are happy campers
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because we talked about Sleepaway Camp 3.
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Last week, we just wanna know we're just doing a little check
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in on you. It's less about the movie and
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it's more about wanting to know how you guys are doing.
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Are you happy campers? Yeah, so on Twitter it's
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anonymous, but on Instagram I know who you are.
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That's right. Are we checking in on the folks
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that aren't happy campers? We can okay.
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So on Instagram, 94% are happy campers, but there's 6%, that's
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six. Percent, we're happy.
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Campers. Yeah, come on, What can we do to
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make you a happy camper? Yeah, we want you guys to be
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happy, Campers. Come on.
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Angela would want you guys to be happy campers, she.
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She would demand it. Why aren't you having fun?
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She specifically requested it. On Twitter, our poll results are
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78% are happy and 22% are not happy campers.
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I'm gonna choose that. That's a lot of people that
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voted after animation night on the last drivein and they were
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bummed the fuck out after watching Perfect Blue and Mad
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God. Uh, maybe I don't.
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Know they're like, I'm not a happy camper, right?
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Now it could also be, do you like sleepaway camp three or
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not? I don't.
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You know, like I guess it's up to interpretation.
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I'm in it in very much the literal sense.
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Are you a happy? Camper.
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Camper. Maybe people don't like camping.
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Maybe people don't. That's true.
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And maybe people aren't happy. Yeah, I don't like camping.
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I like hiking, but I don't like camping.
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Yeah. Maybe they went out for a hike
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with their friends and their friends were like, surprise,
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we're camping. I'm not.
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Happy. It's possible.
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I don't know. Well, either way, I'm a happy
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camper. I love the.
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I love the song. I love.
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I don't know, Camping's fun. I'm a happy camper because I've
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got my Mountain Dew alcoholic drink right here.
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I watched a bunch of movies set in and around New Jersey.
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Yeah, so we're just we're feeling ourselves.
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Right. Yeah, I know exactly who I am as
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a person. And you know, I'm not getting
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invited to the palace with tea with the Queen anytime soon.
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You know what I mean? And I'm.
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I'm enjoying, I am at the age where I know who I am and I can
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just relish in it, You know what I mean?
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This is the peak of self comfort.
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You. Yeah, right here.
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We're just set up right here and ready to talk about Wrong turn
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3. Yeah, we are.
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So let's go ahead and get talking about it.
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So wrong. Turn three came out October
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20th, 2009. I believe that's my sister's
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birthday. Not at that date or not that
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year, but she's born on the 20th.
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You. Don't know for sure.
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No, I'm always confused. Is it the 20th or 21st?
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She only. Gets the 21st.
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I don't know, see, I could be wrong.
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Whatever. Not important.
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This came out direct direct to DVD.
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Did not have a PS2. Man, it's too important.
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It's not like. Forget about it.
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Forget about it. Forget about.
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It all right, so this came out on DVD.
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It was straight to DVD release. So I don't have an at wide
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release. Other than that I know
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surprising. Shocking well.
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We watched it on DVD because we bought the fucking DVD pack of
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these right here. Yeah, we're those people.
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I think this is one of those rare moments that you saw the
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multipack at Walmart and I was one of the hell, yeah, yeah.
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I remember that exact day. I was like, ohh shit, Wrong
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Turn, because I've always loved the Wrong Turn series.
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It's always been fun to me. And I think that that was our
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first when we first dipped our toes into the sequels, which
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yeah, ohh boy, what a world, all right?
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So it is available as of July 9th 2023 to stream nowhere, but
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you can rent it from YouTube, Google, Voodoo or Prime.
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Although I don't have any deep research into this other than
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when I was trying to look up a wrong turn 3 drinking game, the
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immediate suggested result is wrong turn 3 Google Drive.
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So if you. Choose to sell the high Cus?
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That may be an option. Well, awesome.
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We don't officially endorse that at least favorite scary movie,
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but. If you can support the people
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please do but if you I mean the packs for these at the store are
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super cheap. I'm.
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Considering they didn't even go up with them, I think DVDs at
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Walmart went down. Yeah, you know, they they
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deflated. We have what we own is the
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original like DVD 3 pack of 1-2 and three.
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I'm considering buying the Blu-ray 5 pack.
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It stops at 5:00 so we won't get 6 on it, which is great for us.
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I feel like they made that for us.
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Yeah, they're like, we know exactly where and when you want
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to stop with this. Yeah, but it's cheap.
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You can get all this shit for like 10 bucks if you wanted to.
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It's not that much. And you get a lot of movies, and
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they're all pretty decent too. So this was written.
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By Connor James Delaney, his one and only riding credit.
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Wow. Which I don't know what that
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says. Like, did he do wrong?
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Turn 3 is like, that's my peak. I can't continue.
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Or was it like, I will never recover from this?
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Nobody will take me seriously. Or was he held at gunpoint and
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forced to make this? It could be that too.
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Or is that what they names their AI program?
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Connor, James, Dewane. Yeah.
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It could be that too. Are you implying that this is
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such a jumbled mess? It's like an AI.
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I'm not not saying that, HM. OK, well we have this directed
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by Declan O'Brien. Yeah, we do.
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So Declan O'Brien, we're stepping into the Declan.
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The Dylan era. Yeah, he did 3-4 and five.
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He also did the third joyride movie he did, and if you've seen
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all three Joyride movies and you notice a definite tone, shift,
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it is. 5000% because of Declan O'Brien.
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It was really funny. I'm not saying good or bad about
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it, I'm just saying he's got a definite flare and that flare is
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boobies. It was really funny whenever we
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watched Joy Ride Three and then like after watching these and
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that, it says directed by Declan O'Brien, we're.
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Like, ah, lightbulb. Yeah, it was a full light.
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Because we're like, not that we dislike this movie, it just
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doesn't feel like the other wrong turn movies.
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And then we get to the posing, yeah, yeah, it doesn't feel like
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the other joyride movies. And then we get to the end and
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we're like, ah. Yeah.
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There we go. That's it.
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OK. Now you get to a place where you
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can just like you're like, I wanna watch a Declan O'Brien
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mess. There we go.
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Yeah, yeah. You know, I find them to be
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fairly solid. I don't think it's a bad thing.
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Whenever you see a Declan O'Brien name on there and
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actually watching some of the stuff from the DVD special
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features on this, I have a lot of respect for him.
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I have just said that we're in our trash monster eras.
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It's fine. It was really.
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Cool. Like this guy I feel like is he
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is like one of us because there was pictures of him directing
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and he's wearing a Killer Clowns from Outer Space Tshirt, you
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know what I mean? Like he knows what he is.
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He knows what he's making. He's making fun slasher, stupid
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movies. If I didn't think that he could
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take the poking of the fun, I wouldn't do it, OK?
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He seems like he's probably self aware.
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Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah.
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All right. Music is by Cloud Foisey and
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special effects makeups. By Jana Stoyanova.
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Jana Stoyanova, yeah. Jana Stoyanova OK, this movie
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stars Tom Frederick as Nate OK Janet Montgomery as Alex, Tamair
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Hassan as Chavez, Gil Kalyan as Floyd, Tom McKay as Brandon
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Charles. Vin playing Walter.
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Christian Contreras as Willie, Jake Curran as Crawford.
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Borislav Lev has three finger. Borislav Petrov has three toes.
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Yeah, I didn't know he had a name until, like, I looked into
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this and like the little mutant is 3 toes.
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OK, we don't get to see his toes, so we.
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Don't know. Do you show his toes?
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Do they? Do they show three toes?
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Yeah. Really.
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Are you fucking getting me to that?
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Yeah, when they find the, when they find him in the woods and
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they, like, have the whole fight, and when they're cutting
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off his head, they're like he's got three toes, Probably the
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other guy's son well. Shit, I never noticed that,
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yeah. Wow.
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There's just so much more going on.
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In this, I'm just more embarrassed with myself that I
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didn't think to refer to him as three toes in my notes.
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I just called him boy. I just called him Son, son, son.
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I think it's hilarious that this movie only has three Finger and
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his son. I forgot that the rust got taken
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out by the Marine in the second one, which is a shame because
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the Marine kicked fucking ass. Yeah, you're right, I forgot.
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About that, my man. Cuz I just thought they were
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like. Wrong turn 3.
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Let's just have this be 3 fingers like it's his movie.
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Wrong turn 3 finger. I mean, like that could have
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been that. Is that our fucking?
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Is that our tagline right there? Yes.
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Boom. Wrong turn 3 wrong turn 3
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finger. No, it's got it all lay.
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Together. Wrong.
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Turn 3 fingers. Yes.
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OK, when you illustrate it, I need you to do like the Saw
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three movie poster and just have three fingers.
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Ooh baby, I'm thinking more cuz like the name is left for dead
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and have you seen the cover of the left for dead game.
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It's like them with four. Like I could do like the three
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Boom. I don't know you guys you're
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yeah. Listening to this right now you
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can see what I did I. Don't fucking know what I was.
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Doing. Yeah, I know.
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I'm just saying like, do it like that.
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Just stop tickling. Okay, budget or bug.
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Ted. Jesse.
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You didn't do that the fun way. All right, Jesse, it's time for
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us to play our favorite little game on this podcast.
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Budget or budget? Okay.
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Yeah, this is a bucket. But.
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I think you would be surprised at the actual budget on this.
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It's $3,000,000. Holy shit.
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That's more than Jersey Shore Massacre I.
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Know well it looks a lot better than Jersey Shore.
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Yes, it does. It looks a whole lot better than
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Jersey Shore Massacre does it? All right, I don't have an
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opening box office because as I said, this came out straight to
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DVD. But I do have the cells figures
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from those DVD cells and this movie made $5.9 million.
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So it did. .00001%. We contributed and that's what
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matters. IMDb score 4.6 out of 10.
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Wow. Yes, it goes down, baby.
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No, that's just higher than I thought.
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This one would be it goes down and up.
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It's a roller coaster, all right.
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So I picked 3 movies and there's kind of a just a.
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General vibe theme to these right here Okay.
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I do have a similar theme to the first one here, Okay.
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So the first movie is The Hills Run Red.
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Okay. We have tried watching this one
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time but we didn't finish it. No recollection of that.
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So I think that these all have kind of interesting killers.
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So you got three fingers in wrong.
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Turn 3. This one right here has
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babyface. Yes, you've heard me, Babyface.
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He has the mask of a little baby doll.
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I'm gonna say that just is like Valentine and Happy Death Day.
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It's a really interesting premise for a movie.
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It's about these people that find that are looking for like
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Lost Media of this movie, horror movie that was reportedly that's
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not film really and this guy is like and his group of friends
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are wanting to go and look and find it.
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And Babyface is the killer in that movie.
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And like, they go there and they actually encounter Babyface.
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Well, shit, that does sound like something we'd watch.
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Yeah, and like, I don't know, I I still want to give it a shot.
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So we should watch that sometime, but that came out
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September 29th, 2009. That was almost my sister's
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birthday, I think. Maybe.
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Just kidding. No, I know my sister's birthday.
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No, you don't. It's September 27th.
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No, 29th maybe. I don't know.
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It's the 29th, Could be it could be 29th though, you don't know.
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No, I know it's. No, you don't know.
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So this had a budget of 4.5 million worldwide gross.
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I don't know. I don't have any cells data.
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There is a screen factory release of this movie.
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There, of course there is, you know.
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Of course. Come on, they don't do
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everything. Well, I was gonna say, actually
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it would have made more sense if you'd said arrow or vinegar
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syndrome. Yeah, I think this would fit
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more with vinegar syndrome, but I.
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Think really. I mean, of course you know that,
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rather than of course it exists. Well, yeah.
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I like Travis. I don't love the Blue Ray
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releases, Blue Ray and Blue K releases.
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I have a lacking catalog. That is so flattering.
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Thank you so much. I appreciate that IMDb score of
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5.4. Okay. 2nd movie Way to rest.
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Now you're familiar with this one because I think whenever we
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talked about Wrong Turn Two, we had a guest on.
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Yeah. And he wanted to talk before we
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we it was sequel month that month.
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Yeah, Yeah. And then we told him ask to be a
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sequel. He wanted to talk about Way to
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Rest 2. But we're like, well, we haven't
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talked about the first one, so we don't want to jump to two
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right away. Okay.
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So we ended up doing Wrong Turn 2.
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But Laterest is about a killer named Chrome School.
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OK, OK, OK. I do remember I was talking
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about this. Yeah, and I think it's it's made
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and directed by like a special effects suit.
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What's the guess name It was Brian.
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Brian Asman. Yes, Brian Asman.
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He was another author, friend of Robert Dutone.
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So yeah, that one. Chrome School.
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There's like a sequel. It seems to be a fairly
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successful indie series that's going.
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I think the guy that made it though died, so I don't know if
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it's going to continue unless somebody else picks up the
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property. But that came out March 18th,
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2009. Don't have a budget.
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Don't. Have a gross It's my mom's
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birthday. Maybe.
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I don't know. It's almost my dad's too.
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I don't know. I don't know.
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Except I know. I know.
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My dad's, My mom's was the 17th. OK, well I'm so fucking proud of
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you for knowing your family's birthdays.
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Keep rubbing it in, I. Will.
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OK. IMDb of 5.2.
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Okay. All right.
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And the second one, third one doesn't really match with the
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other two, but it's a sequel. Cabin Fever 2, which is Ty W
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directing. Not his debut, but he did it
16:44
after he did House of the Devil. So that came out.
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Wait. Is that patient zero?
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No, this is like straight up the sequel.
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OK, no, it's just when I was looking up 2014 horror movies
16:57
for Jersey Shore Massacre, Cabin Fever, Patient Zero was one of
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the ones listed. So I was like sitting there
17:03
trying to figure out if maybe there's like a super delayed,
17:05
like additional release or something.
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So OK, so there's three Cabin Fever movies.
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There's more than that. OK, well, there's at least three
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cabin fever movies. At least four.
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OK, yeah, then I know why. One, Yeah.
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Patient zero came out in 2014. OK, Yeah.
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So. So yeah, this one came out in
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2009, Okay, September 23rd Okay budget of five million.
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Don't have a gross, but it has 4.3 on IMDb Okay, so it's the
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lowest. It's lower than wrong turn 3.
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That's. Ty W man, I don't know.
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Never seen it. I've only ever seen the first
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one, so. Yeah, me too.
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And you know, I'm OK with that. Just staying with that.
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No, You've said before you'd be interested in checking out the.
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People. No.
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I would watch this one for sure, especially since iOS.
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But also I like that premise. I think that they're like flesh
17:56
eating bacteria is pretty. Freaky scary.
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Yeah. Oh man, we should watch the 4th
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season of AMTM together. I don't know.
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I don't know where that's going. Flesh eating bacteria.
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In America's Next Top Model. Yeah.
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And is that like a challenge? No one of.
18:14
The contestants. One of the contestants
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potentially has a flesh eating bacteria.
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Yeah, I was like, all right ladies, in order to be a model,
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you have to endure flesh eating bacteria.
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So God just like throws it all over them.
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Yeah, no. Like it's actually what it ends
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up being is impetigo. And it's because they like
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bleach. The ever living fuck out of this
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person's hair didn't follow, you know, like the normal safe
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procedures you would do. She got an infection from it.
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And because they're modeling and they kept like throwing makeup
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on top of her. But don't worry, they took it
18:46
very seriously. And by take it very seriously, I
18:49
mean later on they did a photo shoot.
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In I wanna cite Season 8, where they're like and Tm's biggest
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drama moments. We're gonna do a photo shoot
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based on that. And they're like, hey, Michelle,
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do you wanna come back and we're gonna talk about your gross face
19:03
falling off again? Yeah, let's do that.
19:05
Great. They should make a movie based
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off of that. I mean, there's the whole TV
19:10
show. How?
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About that one incident? Yep.
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OK. Taglines.
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I've got 3 taglines. We have crossover fans in the
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audience. I know, I know.
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I get it. And they respected that
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divergence look. It related.
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It's fine, I just don't know where to go from there.
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So we got taglines. We got 3 taglines for wrong
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turn, 33 fingers, three toes. Wrong turn 3 finger.
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Three fingers, three toes, 3 movies, 3 taglines.
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All right, so the first one that's on the poster.
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This is really lame. What you don't see will kill
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you. I don't really.
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They see him plenty. They see both of them plenty.
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Yeah. #2 Which detour will you take?
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I don't know, that just sounds like an actual question.
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They didn't really even take a detour.
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Nope, they didn't. The third one I think is the
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best one here. He just can't wait to meet you.
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Meat spelled MEAT that's better than the other two.
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I mean, yeah, but. Do you think that they would
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have been better off being like 3 fingers, Wrong turn 3 fingers?
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Yeah, yeah, you think so. Well, that's the tagline we're
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going with. So yeah.
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The cover does have like 3 fingers in the background just
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going with this like little. No, he's hooting.
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Who with this Little Axe? All right, OK, so fun facts.
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All right, so this is part of the reason why I thought The
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Hills Run Red matched with this is that they were both shot in
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Bulgaria. So surprisingly, this movie like
20:55
it looks so wild, like Appalachia, you know, from
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somebody that grew up in Appalachia.
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And they managed to actually find an area like overseas that
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has that same fill, which is surprising to me.
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They shot it in 20-4 days. So first day of shooting was the
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prison scene and they only had one day to shoot that.
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That also makes sense. Yeah.
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So as they were shooting that too, when they have the bus
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pulling out to, you know, go along with the transfer, the bus
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broke down. Ohh.
21:26
Man, so that like for having one day of shooting and having to do
21:29
that that fast, that was not exactly the setback.
21:32
They weren't. Looking for.
21:33
But they they did it, they overcame it, they went and shot
21:36
other shit while they had mechanics working on that.
21:40
Also, by the way, all of the actors in this are super fucking
21:43
British, like hearing their actual voices after like in the
21:49
special features. It was so shocking to hear some
21:51
of these people. It's probably easier for them to
21:53
get to Bulgaria than like an American English actor.
21:58
I don't know. Maybe like you just take a plane
22:01
Either way, I'm sure. Yeah, but international flight
22:05
versus? Like intercontinental versus
22:09
intercontinental? Yeah, I'm sure it's a little bit
22:11
better, but either way, same thing.
22:15
Gil Kalyan, who is the guy that plays Floyd, who I refer to in
22:20
my notes purely as Skinhead. Accurate.
22:23
Yeah, actually he's super nice dude.
22:26
Like seeing him on like the behind the scenes stuff, like he
22:29
was messing around with people and just being like a good
22:32
presence on set the entire time, which.
22:35
I think that that's always nice, Like you get to see the really
22:38
shitty people portrayed by the kindness people.
22:41
I'm also really glad to hear that too, because he's like and
22:45
this isn't, I don't know, he sounded super uncomfortable.
22:51
Saying like the slurs and insults he had to say, like they
22:55
didn't come out very naturally for.
22:57
Him. Yeah, he yeah, he definitely was
22:59
not feeling. That he sounded like he was
23:01
trying to be harder than he was, which is, I mean that's what
23:03
acting is. But yeah, yeah, so that that
23:06
tracks. Well, he's pretty hard because
23:08
he did his own fire stunt. When they let him on fire at the
23:11
end, yeah, they're just asked. They just asked him like, do you
23:14
want to do this? He's like, yeah, sure.
23:16
Like there's a scene of him like hyping himself up.
23:18
They're like, he's like standing on the rocks getting ready to
23:20
be, like, ignited, and he's just going, just pumping himself up.
23:26
Scary. Yeah, he did a good job.
23:28
Speaking of fire sense, there's a runway challenge in Cycle 16
23:31
of America's Next Hot Model where they have to light
23:34
themselves on fire. Wow, really.
23:36
MM HM all right? That is an actual challenge.
23:40
The inmates were actually chained to each other.
23:43
During the whole shooting. So they had a lot of issues
23:46
maneuvering around the forests. Whenever they would do that,
23:49
they would constantly be tripping over one another and
23:51
they would have to reset scenes a lot That feels.
23:54
You know, I'm kind of glad they did it that way, though, because
23:56
it did feel like they were actually chained together
23:59
watching them. So I'm glad that they weren't
24:01
like having to put all of their energy into, yeah, acting
24:05
chained together it. Sounded like it was a pain in
24:07
the ass for them all. Oh, I am positive it was but.
24:11
So a lot of the shooting had to be taking place like overnight,
24:15
because this takes place like in.
24:17
In night. Yeah, and like the wee hours of
24:19
the morning. The wee hours.
24:21
And Deco and O'Brien actually came up with what they call it,
24:26
the 4:00 AM dance. So like, anytime I could hit
24:28
4:00 AM, they would do a dance. That way they could like, wake
24:31
themselves up and like, you know, keep the energy flowing.
24:33
Definitely. Brian seems like such a nerd and
24:35
I love. It it was funny, man.
24:37
Like it seemed like they just all kind of like do like little
24:39
shimmies around and just like kind of get like loose, you
24:42
know? And it seemed to be working.
24:43
They were just like, hey, 4:00 AM and they just all kind of
24:46
like start partying. There was a miscommunication
24:48
during the the Floyd versus Chavez fight.
24:51
So whenever they were going to go shoot that that night, there
24:55
was a like nobody knew that they were supposed to be shooting it
24:58
except for O'Brien. So whenever it came time to
25:01
shoot it, they just ended up having to improvise the entire
25:04
thing. Oh, which apparently it was
25:07
supposed to be this huge coordinated fight, but kind of
25:10
like how they did with Chavez versus 3 Finger, which they went
25:14
into a lot of detail on that too, because that was like a
25:17
whole scripted thing that they did.
25:19
But they're like, yeah, this came out almost as good as the
25:21
three finger fight too. I kind of like it because it
25:23
felt like a real brawl between Hard and prisoners.
25:26
Yeah, right. It's kind of like they live with
25:29
Roddy Piper and Childs, Yeah. I can't.
25:35
Oh my God. What is his fucking name?
25:36
I Oh my God. Keith.
25:38
David. David, that's it.
25:40
Yeah. We love Keith David, and it's
25:41
just one of those names that neither of us ever seems to like
25:44
easily remember, for whatever reason.
25:47
And that's it. That's all I got.
25:49
So that's my fun facts. OK.
25:52
All right, so. Let's get into our discussion on
25:55
it. Jesse, tell me what you did like
25:58
about this one. I liked Chavez's character.
26:05
Yeah, like, not like as a person because obviously, like, he's a
26:08
terrible person. But so I love like, mystery
26:11
thriller action novels and my favorite like, villains and good
26:16
guys. Both are the ones that are like
26:17
very tactical and calculating and super calm in the moment,
26:22
and they can pivot. I'm a big Reacher fan if that
26:25
tells you guys anything. And the way he's just like very
26:28
sure of himself and can pivot at a moment's notice.
26:32
Knows how to use people in all the right ways, like.
26:35
He sounds like a calculating sociopath, which is what you
26:38
want in those type of a character he's.
26:40
Super intimidating. Yeah, I like.
26:43
I love having him as like our secondary villain.
26:46
Obviously Three Finger and Three Toe are primary villains, but I
26:49
like having him as the secondary villain.
26:51
I agree. And I think he's the best actor
26:53
of the cast, too. Yeah, by, like, Miles.
26:56
Yeah, he's really good. Yeah.
26:58
I I like the whole premise of this.
27:01
I think that this is kind of an, it's an interesting take for.
27:04
A sequel because you know, it's like a like taking like
27:08
convicts, like people that you should be afraid of should be
27:10
like tough and be able to hold your own.
27:13
And then you have it against just like 3 fingers this entire
27:15
time. And like 3 fingers is like
27:17
there's no match for him. I think that that's like a cool
27:20
concept because you know, it's bad people.
27:22
Well, we learned in the Pre cool that three finger is like a
27:26
former prisoner. Yeah, true, but that wasn't
27:29
established yet. I know, I'm just saying.
27:31
Yeah, he's like a mutated guy that can't really feel pain.
27:34
And yeah, this current iteration, so, but I like that.
27:39
I like having stuff like that where you have like bad versus
27:42
more bad. That makes it entertaining.
27:45
It makes it like fun to watch fight scenes and like all of the
27:50
like dealings and plotting and all of that, because it's just
27:56
like. I love a moral Gray moment like.
27:59
Yeah, and it's cool having like you get the the undercovered cop
28:03
plant too, which is always cool that.
28:05
Feels like a wasted storyline. I know, like they just put him
28:08
there and then they don't really do anything with it, which is
28:11
weird like. He dies so unceremoniously, too.
28:14
Like normally that would be the main cop character that we
28:17
follow, but we follow Nate instead.
28:19
We end up with Nate and Brandon. Brandon.
28:22
Yeah, like. Cool.
28:24
Why? Couldn't have been like, maybe
28:26
Willie broke bad while he, like, had to be.
28:29
Maybe that's where we get our moral conflict is like, Willie
28:32
has to break bad to survive this night.
28:34
And after being, you know, undercover as a prisoner, you
28:37
know, I'm just rewriting it in a better way.
28:40
Honestly, you're right. Like having like, putting him in
28:43
uncomfortable situations where he, like, might have to shoot
28:46
the other cops there. And don't get me wrong, I am
28:49
never mad about a movie that shifts character focus midway
28:52
through. We watched Fucking Terrifier
28:54
last night and I love the way they shift the protagonist.
28:58
Yeah, definitely. But like, it feel like it wasn't
29:03
a notable shift, you know what I mean?
29:05
Like they plant the seed and then they just.
29:07
I don't even think it. Gets to water it I.
29:09
Don't think it was ever intended to be like that.
29:11
Like I, Nate was always our guy. Cuz we get more relating like
29:15
background information I'm saying.
29:16
For him. But then we get soldier boy
29:18
Brandon. We don't really get much for him
29:21
either. He's just.
29:21
But he becomes such a major player at the end.
29:24
He should have been the one that gets his face chopped off in the
29:27
trap, and it ends up being Nate and Willie.
29:30
I agree. I think that that would have
29:31
been more interesting to watch. One more good I think that they
29:35
do a great job with the stunts, and even though some of the
29:39
kills look shitty, a lot of this is practical effects.
29:43
Only the ones that they clearly do the computer graphics over
29:46
top of. Yeah, I.
29:48
Know and we've this is we've watched this on the kill count
29:52
before so like we. Have it confirmed that they did
29:55
these kills practically and. Then saw it in that thing.
29:58
Yeah, like the special features. And then, for whatever reason,
30:02
they decided to cover it up with computer graphics.
30:05
And it's just so disappointing, yeah.
30:08
I know first of all, a lot like. And I'm not saying work doesn't
30:10
go into computer graphics, it's I'm not saying that by any shape
30:14
or form, but like you're doing double work for a subpar
30:18
product. Well, I don't think it was.
30:20
I think it was designed in a way where it was supposed to be both
30:23
of them. It wasn't designed well in.
30:25
No, it's a cheap made for like video movie.
30:29
You know what I mean? Like it's never gonna look
30:31
amazing unless they go full practical, and even then it's
30:34
not gonna look amazing but more respectable.
30:37
If it goes that route either way though, I think that like all
30:40
the stunts and all the like set pieces, all the kills in this
30:42
movie are all pretty good from my standard.
30:46
That. Yeah, I'm OK with all of that.
30:48
OK, have you already said you're bad basically at this point, or
30:51
do you have more bad to talk about?
30:54
It's just like a meandering plot.
30:55
I don't think that most of the acting is all that great.
30:59
I think the acting's pretty decent, honestly.
31:01
I know you said it in the Jersey Shore massacre episode that you
31:03
think that they acted better in that, but I I feel like
31:06
everybody here. Like some of the people are
31:08
weak, but I think that for the most part like it's a pretty
31:12
solid gas. I don't feel it.
31:15
OK, I don't. Feel it Like I said, I feel like
31:19
Floyd. And you know it's funny cuz we
31:21
talked about this last week, like did we think it feel like
31:23
the Georgia girl was uncomfortable saying all the
31:26
race or shit she had to say as an actor?
31:28
And we always hope that people are uncomfortable with that, but
31:31
like at the same time feeling how uncomfortable he clearly is
31:35
when he's playing a Skinhead. Like, and it's complex because I
31:42
don't like listening to that shit.
31:44
I could do without all of it, although it's going to be a
31:46
reality when you're doing a prison based movie.
31:49
But like, I don't know, I can just tell that like he wasn't
31:54
prepared for all of that and it helps knowing that they're all
31:59
British, so maybe they're all just trying really hard to sound
32:02
American Southern. I think that they do a decent
32:04
job doing the accent too. Yeah, but it's just like it
32:07
feels very stilted line delivery a lot of the time for me.
32:10
OK, that's fine. So yeah, my bad.
32:14
I mean just kind of what we said before.
32:16
I think that the like that one kill like the CGI it looks
32:21
terrible and. Cuz it could have been such a
32:23
cool a cool fucking kill. Yeah, I agree.
32:26
But that it looks like they literally like laid a green
32:28
screen over top of the body and. And.
32:31
I agree that I think that they wasted that character of the
32:36
planted cop because yeah, like nothing happens with him.
32:39
Like he just he really is just one of the inmates.
32:43
Like he never has any like any conflicts or anything.
32:47
Yeah. And like, we never find out
32:48
who's feeding the information because clear, like, you know,
32:52
Floyd even makes a point of saying that like.
32:54
Oh, he was able to get a hold of his contacts.
32:56
So they're still going to be able to disrupt the transfer
33:00
that never comes to fruition. We saw all this gearing up with
33:02
the US Marshals. That never comes to fruition.
33:06
Like, none of it matters. Yeah.
33:09
No, it doesn't. It's, it's.
33:11
So it would have been nice if it were, you know, done a little
33:14
bit better, but whatever. Like if you're going to do
33:16
complex, make the pieces come together.
33:18
Otherwise just do simple. A simple movie can be fun.
33:22
Yeah, I mean, this right here wins itself pretty well to be
33:25
simple. Take out some of those plot
33:26
elements and it's fun. OK, ugly.
33:31
OK, all of the racism, OK, obviously.
33:36
And then like the prisoners being just so fucking gross to
33:41
to Alex. Alex.
33:43
Yeah, like it's so over the top and.
33:46
Yeah, I think we can both agree that that's the ugly for this
33:49
movie. Yeah, like it's, you know.
33:51
It's uncomfortable to listen to and like it becomes over the and
33:56
like I said was like a prison movie.
33:58
You know that there's gonna be like race lines.
34:01
You can assume that with that there's potential for at least
34:05
one of them to be. Explicitly, graphically,
34:08
violently sexual towards a person like you can expect all
34:12
of that, but like having to listen to it over and over and
34:15
over again for an hour and a half.
34:17
I don't think it ever gets excessive or anything like that.
34:21
You think it gets excessive? Yeah, really.
34:23
Yeah, I feel like it could have been way worse.
34:25
Are you kidding? Me.
34:25
I mean, it could have been worse, but that doesn't mean
34:27
that it's not already excessive. I.
34:29
Don't know you. Can get excessive and
34:30
excessiver. I suppose I just don't really
34:33
think it's, like, at a problematic point, Like it's a
34:36
fucking movie about shitty people.
34:38
Yeah, they're gonna say and do shitty things.
34:39
Like, that's just kind of like, you know, like you have to have
34:42
those types of people too sometimes.
34:44
Like, you know, if that stuff is not if you can't have that stuff
34:48
in the movies and you're just gonna have some bland movies.
34:50
Yeah, but I'm saying that like it's very one note with it.
34:56
Well, I mean, I don't know what else you could do.
34:59
Like, I mean you're just like it's these people like very
35:01
limited interactions with each other.
35:04
So like they already have like that history and prejudices
35:07
against each other. So like it's going to hit those
35:10
those beats. I don't know.
35:12
I just, I don't. I feel very uncomfortable with.
35:15
It like, it sucks. It's shitty things to say is
35:17
shitty people. But you know, like it's it's a
35:19
fucking movie. Like it's just people talking
35:21
like saying shitty things and they're about to die too, yeah.
35:23
But it's still shitty. And it's still ugly.
35:26
Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying.
35:27
I'm saying it's fine. Like it is like shitty and ugly.
35:29
I agree with you. Just, you know, it is what it
35:32
is. OK, Absurd.
35:36
This armored truck that apparently went off the road and
35:41
nobody came looking for it because an armored truck doesn't
35:44
exist like untracked it would be just like the prison bus where
35:48
somebody is waiting for that delivery to.
35:50
Happen 50s. It's been there for like over
35:52
half a century. There's no fucking way.
35:54
Yeah, it is crazy. My absurd is like this whole
36:02
thing with the sheriff from like the hometown, like their whole
36:07
crew. Like they just kind of feel
36:09
shoehorned in, you know what I mean?
36:10
Like they feel like they're made to be important, but they really
36:13
aren't important, but they kind of are important.
36:15
It matters because that's the bargaining chip that keeps Nate
36:18
alive, because he's from around there.
36:20
So that's why they keep him alive so he can lead the way.
36:22
I at least understand why that's thrown in there.
36:25
Around the Willy plot line. No, I'm talking about the
36:28
sheriff and the deputy cop. They're just sort of there to
36:31
help. Really the only thing that they
36:33
do is they just supply the dog that helps and then cuz they
36:38
just get killed, they don't end up really being much.
36:41
Use Well, at least we get something with the sheriff.
36:45
He it seems like he's gonna save the day and then he gets killed.
36:48
But like with the deputy, like she gets the shit under the
36:51
stick. Yeah, she just shows up at the
36:53
truck and then is eventually shown to be caught and is being
36:56
killed. Yeah.
36:58
Yeah, it's weird. OK, so all things said and done,
37:03
what do you rate it? You're gonna be mad.
37:05
I'm rating it a four. Oh, that's OK.
37:08
I just, I don't. I don't have as much fun with
37:11
this as I do with the other ones.
37:13
That's. Totally fair.
37:16
I wish it could be stupider in some ways.
37:20
I wish it could like, be more fun and playful.
37:25
OK. 'Cause that's what I want out of
37:28
these movies is dumb, stupid, fun, playful, over the top
37:31
stereotypes and just that's what I want.
37:36
OK, that's fine. Yeah, I get you.
37:39
I'm going to rate it like a 675. I do have fun with this one.
37:43
I think it is fun. I think.
37:45
The set pieces are enough to make it stand out and be its own
37:48
interesting thing. I like the plot, like the whole
37:52
like situation with them being prisoners and they're like they
37:57
reckon they have to like go through the woods.
37:59
I think the added element of the money, it is like another
38:03
interesting dynamic that gets brought in to the mix and like
38:07
kind of ups the stakes with everybody else.
38:11
I don't know. I have a good time with it.
38:13
I think, yeah, it's just fun. Well, we have a starting average
38:16
of 5.375 all. Right.
38:18
OK, so it starts off with two college couples and they are
38:24
whitewater rafting. They're all very bad at
38:27
paddling. So it feels very much like they
38:29
hired these actors and then said your job is to raft.
38:34
Yeah, And they were like, we lied on our resumes.
38:38
Yeah, we just wanted. An acting role?
38:42
So they eventually they like pull up to the shore and I like
38:46
these are two person like single day like kayaking type rafts.
38:52
Like rentals? Yes, yeah, they what I'm saying
38:55
is that they don't have supplies with them, but for some reason
38:57
when they pull to the shore of the river, they say.
39:00
So let's set up camp here tonight.
39:03
Yeah, I don't. I got was questioning the same
39:06
thing whenever they did that. Like where the fuck is your shit
39:08
then? One couple decides that they are
39:12
ready to hump while the other two are well, the one guy is out
39:17
doing something and the girl is like, oh, you guys are going to
39:20
hump and I don't want to see that.
39:22
And then the girl gets shot through the boob because that
39:26
was the theme of last night's movie watching for us.
39:29
It goes through the boob and through his hand because he's
39:31
filling her up. Yeah, yeah.
39:33
And then that's the other one goes through her eye.
39:36
That is what? Jesus canonically said will
39:38
happen if you have premarital sex.
39:40
Through the NIP an. Arrow will go through your boob
39:43
and hand. Yep, this I'm.
39:46
Going to hell. This opening was actually
39:49
supposed to be different in the original script, apparently.
39:52
What was it supposed to be? Well, apparently, like the girls
39:55
were supposed to, like, be suntanning.
39:58
And then they decided to go skinny dipping and it's 3 Toes
40:03
who like the teenage boy in. Two is also like sexually
40:08
charged, so he's like very fixated on them and he does the
40:13
killing and the hunting here, not Three Finger.
40:16
OK. Yeah, but no.
40:19
What happens is the other person comes back and, well, the guy
40:23
with that had that arrow through his hand, goes running off.
40:27
The girl gets her eyeball shot out and eaten.
40:31
Meanwhile Alex is like hiding in the bushes cuz I guess she was
40:34
gonna spy at her front having sex or she heard spying.
40:37
I don't. I don't know what was happening.
40:38
There one or the other. Yeah, she could have been.
40:40
Innocent till proven guilty. Chase's the other boyfriend that
40:45
went missing for whatever reason he gets.
40:49
He gets like the trap, I think. Does he get the trap that?
40:52
Goes No, I think he gets just like a normal.
40:56
Oh, he gets. The pole, yeah, gets the.
40:57
Pole shut through his mouth, which pretty solid.
41:00
And then the one that got shot through the hand is the one that
41:03
gets in the trap. That's the one that's the most
41:05
egregious with the CGI kill. Like, it's a cool concept.
41:09
He's like trisected and it could have been really cool trisected
41:14
vertically. And it could have been really
41:16
cool, but. Yeah, it just reminds me a lot
41:18
of the scene from. Final destination too.
41:20
Yeah, with the rope, Yep. Yep, defense.
41:23
Yep, that kills. The Stoner dude?
41:26
What's his name? But it's on the blonde kids
41:28
farm. We do not care what you did,
41:31
darling. Fucking isn't it?
41:33
Yeah, you're right, okay. Always comes back to Twilight.
41:37
Always does. Never fails.
41:40
All right, So yeah. We should just change the name
41:42
to our show to like 3 degrees of twilight.
41:45
We could probably. All right, so now we're at
41:49
Grafton Penitentiary. Prison Shenanigans are being
41:52
had. It's just people working out in
41:54
the courtyard, you know, playing basketball, being racist to each
41:58
other. You know how it goes.
42:00
Floyd was so angry while he was doing his bicep curls.
42:03
And then I just kept thinking of the episode of American Dad
42:06
with. Yeah, and his old business
42:10
partner is in his cell like, hey you Ricky Spanish.
42:14
And then his cellmates going, I love working out to things we
42:18
hate. And he goes, Gene jackets,
42:21
Timothy's Bangs, Gene jacket. That is one of my favorite
42:25
episodes of American Dad, I think.
42:27
Yeah, it's one of the best. Yeah, for sure.
42:30
So. Ricky Spanish.
42:32
Floyd and Chavez are scheming together.
42:35
We don't necessarily know what's happening, but they're like,
42:39
they're frenemies because, like, they hate each other, but they,
42:42
like, realize that they have to work together to get out of
42:45
prison. So there's a prison transfer
42:50
that's gonna be happening. Yeah, the CEO's are talking in
42:52
the locker room. They need to go talk to the
42:54
warden because there's a transfer happening that night.
42:58
They're doing it because supposedly Chavez has plans to
43:03
be broken out during his transfer next week.
43:06
So they moved it up a week. It's going to be in the middle
43:08
of the night and they're taking a detour.
43:10
They're doing all the precautions.
43:11
And on top of that, William Warheads Warheads Juarez.
43:17
Jesus Christ, that's a. Cool nickname for him though,
43:19
William the Warhead Juarez. Yeah, yeah.
43:23
William Juarez. It is a Marshall who is
43:28
undercover as Willie Juarez. Never put that one together.
43:34
Imagine like when they, like put the pieces together like they're
43:37
like. You.
43:37
William, I thought you were Willie.
43:39
I liked you. Imagine that They're like Willie
43:41
William. Are you sure you're good with
43:43
this alias? And he goes.
43:45
I have been called Willie Juarez.
43:48
God fuck, I haven't been called Willie Juarez since that was. 10
43:54
Yeah, nobody's gonna think of. Nobody will put it together.
43:58
Yeah. Yeah.
44:00
So they're like Nate, we're just telling you in case something
44:03
goes wrong so you can communicate.
44:06
And Nate's like, I am a law student.
44:10
Yeah. I this guy.
44:11
I don't understand his place here with them, but whatever.
44:14
Yep. You're going along with it, bud.
44:15
Yeah. And he got fuck.
44:18
I almost called him Watson. Walter.
44:20
Yeah, Walter's there too. He's gonna be doing the
44:23
transfer. He's driving and then we get a
44:25
third unnamed CEO who has the rifle.
44:28
Some bald dude don't really know what he is.
44:30
Some bald dude, that's his name. Some bald dude is grooving to
44:34
all our love letters. So the cops get a call that the
44:38
couples from the beginning of the movie are missing.
44:41
And I think these are the cops from like, was it Greenbrier,
44:45
which is where they're gonna be, like making a pit stop at here
44:48
soon. Where Nate's from?
44:49
Yeah, so the sheriff says he's gonna go check it out and he
44:52
says come on, Leon. Leon is his dog, German
44:55
Shepherd, and he's 14 years old. Good boy Leon, man.
44:58
Leon's fucking good, man. Like Leon saves the day in this
45:02
movie. He does.
45:04
He has a hero's death. Yeah, so we get a little.
45:08
Glimpse of the people that are gonna be part of the transfer.
45:11
We have an ex soldier. Brandon.
45:13
Brandon. He claims he's innocent, and I
45:16
love how, after he says he's innocent, the undercover cop's
45:18
like, yeah, me too. I feel like he actually admits
45:21
like shit. Well, I think, and they all
45:25
start laughing. They're like, yeah, it's prison.
45:26
Everybody here is innocent. Yeah, and Crawford's like, I
45:29
definitely didn't steal all those cars.
45:31
Yeah, Crawford is. Crawford starts making fun of
45:34
him, and Crawford is definitely like that nerdy kid that nobody
45:37
likes. But he starts picking on a
45:39
weaker person and everybody immediately tolerates him
45:42
because he becomes Floyd's lackey after.
45:44
That, yeah, he's the guy that everybody picked on.
45:46
And then he like, smelled blood right there.
45:49
And so he's like, this is my chance to actually shit on
45:50
people. Maybe I can win the respect of
45:52
everybody else here, but. That, yeah.
45:55
Exactly. But I don't think he gets
45:57
anybody's respect. OK, so we got they're now doing
46:02
the transfers, they're all driving their way there, Walter.
46:05
Back story is that he put himself through school and put
46:08
himself through law school and he wants to get rich and then do
46:11
pro bono work because that's the way that works.
46:13
I don't know how many of that. Works I I would have bought it
46:16
and. Then he wants to retire to
46:18
Miami. Yeah, no, We've got a friend who
46:21
literally just passed the bar a few months ago and was talking
46:24
about like, he makes shit as a public defender right now.
46:26
But that's the way you do it. You work in the public
46:28
defender's office. You make those connections and
46:32
then you get an offer to a well paying law firm.
46:34
You. That's how you rank with
46:36
lawyers. Should have asked a qualified
46:39
lawyer, yeah. We're lawyers.
46:41
Consult them SO. I only specialize in bird law,
46:44
so. They make a pit stop and they
46:48
some town of Greenbrier at the sheriff station there, so
46:51
everybody can use the bathroom. And I think that's.
46:53
Also meant to be implied that they gas up there because the
46:55
warden had told him like, gas up here.
46:57
And this is also OK yeah, we will call them 20 minutes before
47:02
you're supposed to arrive. Yeah.
47:03
So it seems like even the sheriff wasn't supposed to know.
47:06
So Nate goes blabbing his fucking mouth about why they're
47:09
doing this and all of that. And for a minute, I really
47:13
thought the sheriff was going to be the plant because, like, Nate
47:16
was just so trusting because he's known him since he was a
47:18
small child. And I was like, oh, is the
47:20
sheriff dirty like? Is just a good old boy.
47:24
I put so much more emphasis on this whole, like, undercover
47:30
communication thing than there actually is, because I can never
47:33
remember a fucking thing about this movie.
47:37
It's just fucking good old boys. Oh, she and Nate.
47:40
What you doing around here? You used to grow up around here,
47:42
didn't you, son? Yeah, buddy.
47:44
You grew up real good right here in Greenbrier.
47:46
Y'all went here about that time That makes shit is pants in
47:49
front of the whole school, yeah. She did it, buddy.
47:52
Walter's just sitting there, like.
47:54
Walter's like, tell me. Everything Walter's like, you
47:56
fucking grew up around here, this middle of nowhere, you
47:59
fucking Hick. And then and he calls me like
48:02
you guys are fucking Hicks. Like it's just like sitting
48:05
there like. I think because they're just
48:06
talking about like hillbilly shit, yeah, I was like, yeah
48:09
man, I'm fucking from nowhere. Hillbilly shit place.
48:12
It's not that bad. It's not.
48:15
It's just a small town, but it happens to be in the holler.
48:18
And if you are in a small town in a holler, well, only small
48:23
towns can be in haulers. Yeah, to clarify, yeah, but like
48:26
if you grew up in a holler, you're automatically a Hick.
48:28
All right, so. We get them winding up, I guess,
48:31
that they have to put them in the jail cells while the other
48:33
people go pee, pee because, you know, like they could put in an
48:37
escape. Ohh absolutely.
48:39
And Crawford tries to hit on the deputy there, and she just beats
48:42
the shit out of him. Well, OK, so he's staring at her
48:46
and she could have either just ignored it or said something
48:49
about it and she chose to say something about it because I'm
48:51
sure she gets shit like that all the time, both from like.
48:56
Perps and convicted persons and other law enforcement.
49:00
Probably not the sheriff. Yeah, like, so she probably
49:02
like, hello, welcome to misogyny.
49:07
She probably deals with it a lot and she's just, you know,
49:10
learned different tactics on how to deal with it And she shows
49:13
the aggressive tactic with him. Which good.
49:14
Fuck Crawford. He kind of sucks.
49:16
He was. Feeling really big after talking
49:18
about soldier boy. So he's like, you know what I
49:19
think I might be able to like? Hit on this officer here, I
49:22
might be able to get some. Which, listen, I didn't catch
49:25
that soldier boy's name was Brandon until like near the end
49:28
of the movie. So I kept riding a soldier boy
49:30
and like every time I would write it in my notes, I'm gonna
49:32
go tell him. Little boy, tell him.
49:36
OK, so they get back on the bus. Meanwhile, while this has been
49:40
going down, three Toe has been trying to set traps.
49:43
But he's a little guy. He's little.
49:45
The traps are so big he gets caught underneath it.
49:48
So three fingers like. Three toe.
49:51
Let me help you out, son. I always forget the three toes
49:54
in this because like, it's just not even a factor.
49:57
He just looks like a tinier version of three finger and
50:01
three fingers. Already a tiny guy.
50:03
Yeah, he's a little scrawny boy. Yeah.
50:05
Yeah man, that died of people must.
50:09
I don't know what it is. Not very nutritious.
50:11
No, but it's got Halo protein, apparently because the boy's
50:14
strong. So they leave the police
50:16
station. Walter's like, spouting
50:18
conspiracy shit. I don't know what type of I
50:20
don't know. They have to entertain
50:21
themselves some way by driving through here.
50:23
I love though how it's so obviously green screen from
50:27
inside, like it's like at the front window view of like what
50:31
Walter is seeing. It's just like for, you know,
50:33
just like really bad. I forget which skid it was, but
50:37
it was on like all that or something and they would be like
50:40
in a taxi. Or yeah, yeah, I know exactly
50:42
what you're talking about. Oh my God.
50:46
So as they're driving, there's the truck of three finger right
50:51
behind. Tom's towing?
50:52
Mmhmm. Yeah, and he starts to ram them.
50:55
What if they had like scraped off where it says towing and
50:58
just made it? To Tom's toe, they just paint
51:01
like a little three on there. Three toe, three towing, three
51:06
fingers toe. Get it?
51:10
It's Did you limber up before that stretch, Travis?
51:14
Fingers towing tow. I don't know, I thought.
51:19
I thought that I got this thing fucking now that would be.
51:21
We should we should have workshopped this before going on
51:24
air. I don't even know, like this is
51:27
all just dawning on me in the moment.
51:29
Like, wow, they could. Have.
51:29
Really. There's something there.
51:30
There's something there. Towing, yeah.
51:34
Yeah, there's it's there. We need a little more work on
51:36
it. OK, whatever.
51:37
So they could have, they could have started their own business
51:40
of towing three fingers, three toes.
51:42
That's it. You will get three toes.
51:46
I'm three toes and I'm retiring. Spiderman says you only get one.
51:50
We say you get 3. Exactly.
51:53
That's right. There we go.
51:54
We got it. So yeah, he starts ramming the
51:57
bus and and doing so Rams them off of the road.
52:02
So they go flipping and then what?
52:03
He does is like, he does gladiator chariot race style
52:07
where he's like bumping them. So they're like trying to get
52:09
ahead because they're a fucking prison bus.
52:12
Yeah, they can't. And then he pulls forward and
52:14
they're just like cool, we'll just let him go past this, but
52:17
he's got like an industrial spiel of.
52:21
Barbed wire so it just like hangs out the back of the truck,
52:24
wraps around their tire and then it blows out and they go down
52:28
the side of the. You don't heal.
52:29
They did a lot of interesting things with that right there,
52:32
the barbed wire, like it gets them the wreck.
52:34
And then like, it's probably that result of one of my
52:36
favorite kills in this movie. It was like an it was an
52:38
interesting way to do a wreck. I will give it that.
52:41
I liked it. And the wreck was all practical
52:43
too. They had to like when they were
52:45
doing that stunt, like the guardrail.
52:47
Apparently it was not like loose enough to bust open, so they had
52:50
to like Weld it and melt. It.
52:51
I was gonna say in our Appalachia and then I remembered
52:54
it was shot in Bulgaria. Yeah, yeah.
52:57
So they had to, like, melt it a little bit to make it more like
53:00
so it could pop off. So yeah, they've wrecked, I
53:03
hope. It got fixed again, huh?
53:05
As a matter of public safety, I hope the guardrail was fixed
53:08
again after they. Yeah, I would imagine so.
53:10
Like you would like, sorry Bulgaria, we're fucking your
53:12
shit up and going back to America and Britain or England
53:17
or whatever. You're from Britain.
53:19
We're going back to Edgar Wright's house, where we live.
53:21
We all, we all. Where we reside.
53:24
So yeah, they they wrecked the bus.
53:27
It's like a fucking mess in there.
53:28
So they all get out. But Walter is with Pine because
53:32
he really got fucked up in the wreck.
53:33
Yeah, So Nate has to go back in and retrieve him, and as soon as
53:38
he pulls him out, the bus explodes.
53:41
Yeah, but in the meantime, before that, Chavez took the
53:44
opportunity of all of the confusion.
53:46
He hits, Nate takes his gun. The third, unnamed bald Co comes
53:53
out. He points his rifle at him, but
53:55
a knife gets thrown at him and it's one of the three boys.
54:00
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is all.
54:01
One of the two three boys. It's only, I think it's only
54:04
three fingers, it's like 3-3 toe, just kind of not very
54:07
confident. He's still learning.
54:09
Yeah, he's still learning. Baby.
54:10
So there's like a little bit of chaos and Chavez is like, we
54:14
need to get out of here. Where are the keys?
54:17
And it's like I dropped him in the bus and I also need to go
54:20
back for Walter. So he makes him go back on the
54:22
bus. That's it.
54:24
And he gets Walter and he grabs a set of keys and they get out
54:28
just in time for the bus to explode.
54:29
Yes. But it's the wrong keys.
54:33
They find out after they shuffled a little ways away.
54:36
He's like, what the fuck is wrong with these keys?
54:38
And he goes, well, there's three sets of keys, one for the
54:40
shackles, one for the cage and one for the handcuffs.
54:43
So, considering. Their hands end up getting free.
54:47
I guess it was the handcuff keys, but there were so many
54:51
keys on that key ring. How many copies of the handcuff
54:53
keys do you have? One for each person, I guess.
54:57
I don't it. Doesn't make any sense.
54:58
Yeah, well, Chavez now has control of the situation, yeah.
55:03
And he's got the gun, so he's forcing.
55:06
Nate to lead them since he's from the area.
55:09
Well cuz some of the other prisoners are saying let's just
55:10
go ahead and kill the fucking CEOs, Yeah why wouldn't you and
55:14
Chavez cuz he's a criminal mastermind again.
55:17
I like him as like a secondary villain because he's smart.
55:21
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
55:22
And he is like no. The sheriff said this guy's from
55:25
around here. We're gonna use him as a
55:26
compass. Yeah, and nay only agrees
55:29
because. He's got a gun pointed to.
55:31
Him. He's got a gun pointed at him,
55:32
but he also says he's only gonna agree if they'll keep Walter
55:36
going too. Yeah, he's gotta help Walter
55:39
walk, cuz Walter's fucked up. Yeah, he's in a bad way.
55:43
And then this is where they get jumped at by a small girl.
55:48
It's Alex from You remember the beginning of the movie where we
55:50
had another cast? Of yeah.
55:52
The thing that we thought would be completely irrelevant to the
55:55
movie is actually relevant. Somehow she has managed to avoid
56:00
three finger and three toes, which is impressive considering
56:03
it's been days. Yeah, but she warns them there's
56:07
a thing out there and it's eating people and yeah, it's a
56:10
mutant and you can't stop and they're like, you're fucking
56:12
crazy. Even though, like you know, the
56:15
third CEO was back there with a knife.
56:16
Isn't it in his neck? Yeah, yeah.
56:19
Nobody's like acknowledging that I was like, yeah, there's
56:21
somebody out here haunting us. He wasn't named.
56:24
We don't care. Yeah.
56:27
So she mentioned something about rafts.
56:30
And so Chavez was like, oh, lead us to the rafts.
56:33
And she's like, whatever, I haven't slept in 72 hours and I
56:38
haven't eaten in just as long, but OK.
56:41
So they walk through the woods, and while they're walking, they
56:44
find this wrecked armored truck just laying open with all the
56:49
money in the world in it. Well.
56:51
They have to go inside the cab to get the keys, which Nate
56:54
does, and then when he gets there, he sneaks a gun that he
56:58
found in there too. So they get the key.
57:00
Well, they don't find the keys. They find the keys, like outside
57:02
of the truck somewhere, open up the back of it, and it's got a
57:05
shit ton of money in it. So he says everybody's gotta
57:07
carry 2 bags, including Walter. And Nate's like Walter can't
57:11
even walk on his own. He goes he is going to carry his
57:13
own weight. And Walter, you know, acts like
57:17
he's cramping up, but he takes that moment because Nate snuck
57:19
the low gun to Walter and Walter plays his card way too fucking
57:24
soon because he like turns around and he's like pop pop
57:27
except it's not working. He had it all perfectly planned.
57:30
He had his alliance, like you know what they say about Money
57:33
Chavez. It's green.
57:37
Except he doesn't actually say that.
57:39
I forget what he says. It's I know something about.
57:41
Just as lame. Yeah, but yeah, the gun doesn't
57:44
have any ammunition. So, so.
57:46
Chavez hits him with the butt of his rifle and and Walter just
57:50
keeps mouthing off because Walter knows how this is going
57:52
anyway. And so Chavez gets a bullet to
57:55
the brain. He tries to.
57:56
Or Chavez gives him a. Bullet.
57:57
He tries to walk with two bags, but he can't fucking move.
58:00
No, and Travis won't let him not move.
58:03
So yeah, he just kills him. So while they continue onward,
58:09
they managed to narrowly avoid a trap, but that because the trap
58:15
didn't work and because Three Toe tried so hard to set it up.
58:19
He worked so hard. He worked all fucking day on
58:21
that. He was right there willing to
58:22
watch. Yes, he wanted to see it and it
58:24
didn't work out and he was so mad, so he jumped out and
58:27
attacks. But it's, you know, like.
58:30
Eight on one at this point, I think.
58:32
And he's like a little child, yeah.
58:34
So they overpower him super easily.
58:36
Yeah, and they're like, he's got three toes.
58:38
Wonder if he's related to that guy with three fingers.
58:40
And Alex was talking about, they're like, hold on, got an
58:43
idea and then we cut away to the sound of like.
58:47
Dude, it's fucked up. Like they, like, stab him a
58:49
couple of times first and then they pin him down and yeah, like
58:52
they just chop off his fucking head.
58:54
Yeah, like it's brutal. Chavez is fucking terrifying.
58:57
Yes, yeah. So they get to the rafts and
59:02
they're like, pissed that the rafts are so small.
59:05
And she's like, yeah, there were four of us.
59:08
I don't know what you guys are complaining about.
59:09
We fit all of our camping equipment in these rafts.
59:12
You couldn't even see them. Yeah, it's like got a secret.
59:14
Compiler like inflatable rafts too, which we don't see from
59:17
like the aerial shot at the beginning of the movie.
59:19
But these are inflatable rafts, yeah, that have been fine
59:22
sitting here for the past few days and so they.
59:25
They're arguing about it and Chavez is like, look, we're just
59:27
gonna put the money in it and set it to float and we'll follow
59:30
it upstream. That's a terrible idea.
59:32
It would be terrible. They would lose track of it.
59:34
It would be gone. It would just disappear.
59:37
I don't know what plan Chavez had.
59:39
He clearly had something else in mind, cuz I refuse to believe
59:41
that he would just set it afloat like that.
59:43
I think he would probably have like tried to jump in or
59:45
something. I don't know you're.
59:46
Probably right, yeah. But that's what his suggestion
59:51
is. And Nate.
59:53
Stabs the rafts, so they deflate.
59:56
He goes. Why the fuck did you do that?
59:57
He goes. Oh, because you still need me to
59:59
help you carry money now. Boom.
1:00:02
Nate is Nate's A. Little bit smart, too.
1:00:04
He didn't get into law school on good looks and trust funds
1:00:08
alone. He's a bold boy.
1:00:10
He, like Travis, beats the shit out of him too, and then he
1:00:13
forces him to just take the lead again.
1:00:16
Meanwhile, 3 finger finds his boy's head and they have it like
1:00:20
pinned on the spike. Did you feel a little bit sad
1:00:23
for Three Finger? I did a little bit like he like
1:00:25
lets out like an actual scream of sorrow.
1:00:27
Even a bad guy like crying like that, seeing their child's head
1:00:32
on a spike like you feel a little bad.
1:00:35
I feel bad for him, but like I feel more.
1:00:37
Bad for three toe look. What's even weird about this is
1:00:40
like 5 seconds later, like we get three finger like come back
1:00:44
on screen and he's just like good good.
1:00:47
Fucking like, laughing like, this is fun guys, right?
1:00:49
We're all having a good time. Here, you guys really got me,
1:00:52
yeah. So they can hear him screaming
1:00:56
from where they are, like, well, I guess he found the boy.
1:00:58
He got the message he won't be fucking with us anymore.
1:01:01
Meanwhile, the deputy calls the sheriff saying there's a siding
1:01:04
of a truck, which the sheriff's like.
1:01:07
All right, I'll go check it out. What I don't it's just a tow
1:01:10
truck. It's just pulled on the side of
1:01:12
the road. I guess that that might be
1:01:13
concerning, but it's fucking like.
1:01:16
Appalachia man, people do that. Maybe he's hunting, you know
1:01:19
what I mean? Maybe him and his girl wanting
1:01:21
to get a little busy. And maybe your Auntie Rd.
1:01:24
It's dark, we're not being publicly indecent if nobody
1:01:26
sees. Yeah, right.
1:01:28
Yeah. So anyway, they continue walking
1:01:32
and this time they do troop a trap and.
1:01:37
One of them's killed and it's Willie, and it's completely
1:01:39
inconsequential to the plot. Yeah, it just like the
1:01:42
undercover cop now has his face sliced off.
1:01:45
Yeah. And because they're also
1:01:47
shackled together, they cut him off at the knees so they don't
1:01:51
have to drag his body. Yeah, that's.
1:01:52
I do like that they acknowledge that that would be a problem.
1:01:56
Yeah, right. Instead of like dragging the
1:01:57
body around, like that's a lot of weight that you have to carry
1:01:59
around. Although I would have loved to
1:02:01
see that like with some like. Benny Hill type music or
1:02:05
something? Yeah, yeah, it.
1:02:06
Could have been. Funny, it cuts back to the cops
1:02:11
at the station. Man, they got a bad hunch about
1:02:14
this truck being pulled. Over.
1:02:15
Yeah, and sheriff's like. Have you heard from Nate yet?
1:02:19
Where'd that bone go? She's like, no, Do you just want
1:02:21
to call, like, literally anybody and see if they've arrived?
1:02:24
He goes, no, no, no, Let's just say what?
1:02:26
I got a bad feeling. Yeah.
1:02:28
I mean, like, cops use their instincts sometimes, he goes.
1:02:31
Sure you skirt. No.
1:02:37
So yeah, the group out in the woods finds a cabin.
1:02:44
Hmm. Familiar cabin, perhaps?
1:02:45
We've seen this before. While they're there, they use a
1:02:48
crowbar to loosen their chains. This is not at all how it would
1:02:51
work. It wouldn't be as simple as just
1:02:53
like you stick your crowbar in there, boom, my shackles are
1:02:55
too. The crowbar is basically like a
1:02:57
key. Yeah, you're it's literally
1:02:59
video game logic right now. Ah, crowbar.
1:03:03
I'm thinking of like it's like one of those hotel keys where
1:03:06
you just like tap the card against.
1:03:07
The door and just like. There we go, alright.
1:03:10
Yeah, no cuz like if you were actually to like try and use a
1:03:13
crowbar to wedge a shackle open, it would fucking hurt cuz it
1:03:16
would hurt you. You'd have to like yeah, you'd
1:03:17
have to like wedge it in there and like pry it apart.
1:03:20
Like it's not a simple thing. It's gonna fucking hurt and it's
1:03:24
gonna take time. But they are all out instantly.
1:03:27
Yeah, so they eventually find the tow truck.
1:03:31
Well, and so they're all arguing too.
1:03:34
So, like, now that we're apart, should we just, like split apart
1:03:37
and the office is like, no, I want your fucking money.
1:03:40
And they're like, well, why should we?
1:03:41
Blah blah blah. And he goes, OK, well, because
1:03:43
you're all fugitives right now and I've got a safe house.
1:03:46
So come with me, Give me one bag of the money that you're each
1:03:51
carrying. You can keep the other bag.
1:03:54
And I'll keep you safe. It's not a bad deal.
1:03:56
It's not considering. Like, cuz at first I was like,
1:03:58
why would they agree to that? And then he makes the point
1:04:00
about they're all being fugitives.
1:04:01
And I was like, that's true. Yeah, that's true.
1:04:04
Yeah. So yeah, they all agree to do
1:04:07
that. And yeah, so they start walking,
1:04:09
they find the truck and they tell Crawford to go unlock it
1:04:15
and get it running because he's the car thief.
1:04:17
He's the carjacker around here. While they're walking, though.
1:04:21
Yeah. Miss something.
1:04:22
Soldier boy comes up to Nate and it's like, so that's the third
1:04:26
time we've passed that tree. Does Chavez know that you're
1:04:29
dicking him? Around.
1:04:29
Oh yeah. He's gonna murder you soon.
1:04:32
Yeah, he's just like leading them in circles.
1:04:34
And Nate's like, I blindly trust you.
1:04:36
So I'm going to go ahead and tell you what my plan is.
1:04:38
We're running down the clock until, you know, the law
1:04:41
realizes that you all are missing.
1:04:44
And then Alex is like, I'm here too, guys.
1:04:47
Yeah, it's like, well, the character I would have been
1:04:48
talking to this about is dead, so I'm gonna start talking to.
1:04:51
You now the character I should have been talking to.
1:04:53
And it's also like, is it a little bit weird that they
1:04:56
killed under the character, like one of the people of color and
1:04:59
favor for some white dude that didn't have as much relevance to
1:05:01
the plot at the beginning? Yeah, it's possible.
1:05:04
This not a good. Look, and it's also really
1:05:06
shitty, like Alex is like, and I'm here to you guys.
1:05:09
Remember I was like the first person in this movie.
1:05:11
I'm supposed to be one of the final girls here.
1:05:13
Movie does not pass the Bechdel test.
1:05:15
No, I don't think any of Declan O'Brien's movies passed the
1:05:19
Bechdel test. Probably not, no.
1:05:22
Well, he didn't write this one. I saw some discussion online for
1:05:25
somebody was like, what's the Bechdel test?
1:05:27
And somebody else was like, Oh well, you have to have to name
1:05:30
female characters and they have to have a conversation.
1:05:34
And usually about something other than their love life, I
1:05:36
think is the third rule. It's it's like 3 rules.
1:05:39
It's super simple. And somebody's like, well that's
1:05:42
a really low bar And somebody else was like, yeah, that's the
1:05:45
point. A lot of fucking movies don't
1:05:48
pass the test. Yeah, you.
1:05:49
Would be surprised, so OK, so he goes over there.
1:05:54
Yeah, Crawford's like, I don't know that I wanna go near this
1:05:57
truck, cuz what if it's booby trapped and they're like, well,
1:05:59
you like boobies? So go.
1:06:01
But you know, that got me thinking too.
1:06:02
I was thinking about the term booby trap and why is it called
1:06:05
a booby trap? Let's look it up, shall we?
1:06:07
Let's do it. All right.
1:06:08
Booby trap. OK, so when you type in, why is
1:06:11
it called a Bo? The first thing that pops up is
1:06:14
why is it called a Boston Butt? And then is it?
1:06:16
Why is it called a booby trap? So butts and boobs all right.
1:06:20
In the late 17th century, hungry sailors would set a trap for a
1:06:24
seabird known as a booby. OK.
1:06:27
The term booby trap was literally a trap for a booby.
1:06:30
However, it does evolve to mean a harmful device designed to be
1:06:32
triggered by its unsuspecting victim, Okay.
1:06:36
Well, there we go. I thought it was actually gonna
1:06:37
be about boobies, but I guess we can all win.
1:06:40
Why aren't brows called booby traps?
1:06:43
That's a fantastic question. I don't know.
1:06:45
I don't know if we'll ever know why.
1:06:49
All right, so he syncs up and as soon as he gets there he like is
1:06:52
drawn to the barbed wire for some reason.
1:06:55
And no, like, it's like there is like barbed wire on there.
1:06:58
I don't know why he didn't notice the coil of barbed wire.
1:07:01
Well, I'm not. I'm being not real.
1:07:03
But like, he, like, walks in the back of it instead of towards
1:07:06
the driver's side of the truck. Yeah, if you're worried about
1:07:09
being a trap, why would you go directly to like where you have
1:07:13
the least like range of vision? You know what I mean?
1:07:16
Yeah, he's walking straight there.
1:07:18
I don't understand it, but this is like my favorite kill in the
1:07:21
movie. He like, goes over there and
1:07:23
three fingers is actually in the truck and he flips the switch
1:07:27
and it causes the toe thing to turn on and the coils of barbed
1:07:32
wire just kind of like constrict him.
1:07:35
And then it picks him up and then he just fucking drives away
1:07:38
with them. And then everybody's like,
1:07:40
alright, bye Crawford. Thank God we got rid of that
1:07:43
guy. Like they actually.
1:07:45
Secretly off to the side, Chavez made a deal with Three Finger
1:07:49
and I was like, look, we can continue hunting back and forth,
1:07:52
but Crawford, it's not going to be any fun for you to toy with.
1:07:55
Yeah, how about you do us both a favor?
1:07:57
Let's get him out quick. Well, I mean right here too.
1:07:59
He's like, well, they got, they got their payback, like that's
1:08:01
him. He's gone like we killed his boy
1:08:03
and they killed our boy, so. There we go, yeah.
1:08:06
And we see like 3 finger driving down the road and he just like
1:08:10
lowers down the toe things. So Crawford's just like God.
1:08:13
Damn dude, it's fucking gnarly. Awful, even for creep like
1:08:16
Crawford. Yeah, they actually had him
1:08:19
strung up on that thing and drove off with them too.
1:08:21
Like it was fucking wild to watch.
1:08:25
They have a brief stop because they're all getting tired and
1:08:28
they're all having to carry like additional money now.
1:08:32
And Floyd starts being gross to Alex and she beats him up.
1:08:36
Yeah, Which I'm surprised that doesn't become more of a thing,
1:08:38
because a Alex can hold her fucking own.
1:08:41
She's survived out here longer than half of this group.
1:08:45
All of them all together, yeah. And also she just beat up one of
1:08:49
the like, heads of a prison gang.
1:08:52
Yeah, the fucking giant dude. This guy's like a fucking tower.
1:08:55
He's huge. But no, we're gonna reduce her
1:08:57
to a helpless victim at the end. Yeah.
1:09:00
Yeah, it's a little bit unfortunate.
1:09:01
So they go back to walk. This is so much of this movie is
1:09:05
like, we're walking. We're gonna stop walking and
1:09:07
talk. We're gonna walk and talk.
1:09:08
We're gonna stop again. We're gonna split up.
1:09:10
We're gonna come back together. That's what the next 30 minutes
1:09:13
of this movie is. Pretty much.
1:09:15
So Nate is planning to lead them to the Watchtower where they
1:09:19
have a phone and you know, they'll be able to contact help
1:09:22
there. But really what he's planning to
1:09:23
do, because it's really small up there and it's really narrow,
1:09:26
it's gonna climb up first and get in there.
1:09:28
There's a gun stashed away, so he's gonna.
1:09:30
Grab the gun and shoot Chavez real quick.
1:09:33
But. That it they get there and it's
1:09:35
all burned. Down Well, that hasn't.
1:09:37
That hasn't happened yet, but that's what his plan is.
1:09:40
Floyd and Chavez end up having this big prison fight and Chavez
1:09:43
fucking wins. He.
1:09:44
Holds the fight. Shit, he fucks.
1:09:45
Him up by a lot. Like, yeah, it's a big beating.
1:09:49
Yeah, and they're just like, we're gonna like he doesn't
1:09:52
actually kill Floyd, but like, you know, he left him for dead
1:09:55
and it would have made sense. I mean, he died.
1:09:57
He like. He fucks him up.
1:09:58
This creates enough of a distraction for Alex and Nate to
1:10:02
run away. Meanwhile, Brandon, just like,
1:10:04
stops to. Just like.
1:10:06
Catch. He's like, all right, I'll just
1:10:08
watch this shit play out. This is entertaining.
1:10:10
Yeah. Meanwhile, the sheriff has found
1:10:12
the bus and called in the crash. Yeah.
1:10:15
So after the fight, Chavez and Brandon go to look for Alex and
1:10:20
Nate. Brandon negotiates for a gun.
1:10:25
Just saying like you'll still have two.
1:10:26
I'll just have one and it'll be good.
1:10:28
Because if the if that guy comes back for us, you know it's both
1:10:31
of us shooting. I love his rational.
1:10:33
I was like you know what the he has?
1:10:35
The guy has like a really like hear him speak naturally, like
1:10:38
nice British accent, but like here like he has like that
1:10:41
country accent where it sounds like his nose is always stopped
1:10:43
up. Hey.
1:10:45
Honestly, like, listen to some of them trying to do a country
1:10:47
accent. It's probably like listen to us
1:10:49
trying to do a British accent. Yeah, probably.
1:10:50
They probably feel the same way. Way it's like you know like 2
1:10:53
guns against them is better than one gun against them and Chavez
1:10:57
is like shit that math checks out.
1:10:58
It's like I'm not a mathematician, but I do believe
1:11:01
you're correct. I'm a drug empire ward, but I
1:11:04
don't know how to do that. So yeah, you're right.
1:11:07
OK, so when they get to the, that's when they do get to the
1:11:11
watchtower because they ambush them right near it.
1:11:15
And he's like, we're almost at the watchtower and Chavez, like,
1:11:17
I know you've been dicking us around for a little bit.
1:11:21
He's like, no, seriously, just give us a couple more minutes
1:11:24
and I'll show you. But they get to the watchtower
1:11:26
and it's all burnt down. It's burnt down from the first
1:11:28
movie, by the way. Yeah, yeah, I'm glad that they
1:11:30
kept that down, cuz when they kept saying the Watchtower, I
1:11:32
was like. That canonically burned down,
1:11:35
yeah, Years ago. Six years ago, yeah.
1:11:39
Yeah, he's cool. So I don't expect this movie to
1:11:44
have, like, care too much about its own Canon, but that was
1:11:46
like, a major point. So it was nice for that to have
1:11:50
Carrie over here. Yeah, so Travis is fed up with
1:11:52
Nate at this point, so he's about to kill him.
1:11:53
But as soon as he's about to pull the trigger, Leon.
1:11:57
Yeah, Leon comes up and bites his arm, just fucks him up.
1:12:01
So. They get the guns back and they
1:12:04
start pointing at Matt Chavez. Yeah.
1:12:06
And then Alex, like, we need to go.
1:12:07
There's a hillbilly here and Sheriff goes Hill hillbilly.
1:12:12
That can't. I was like, that can't be not in
1:12:15
my holler. I ain't no hillbillies and these
1:12:18
here hills, no. And then?
1:12:22
The he gets killed because he's like there to save the day and
1:12:25
three fingers drops a spike on him and then.
1:12:29
He's he becomes a Sheriff Kebab. Yeah, it's Floyd is awake and
1:12:34
conscious again and he finds where Chavez had worth of money.
1:12:37
Yeah, by the way, at some point they all, like, stashed the
1:12:40
money somewhere so they could move faster.
1:12:41
Yeah, Floyd concussed. Near death, are you?
1:12:46
Very bloody, yeah. Very bloody.
1:12:48
He's injured, missing. Some up to all of his teeth,
1:12:53
yes, finds the stash of money and he's like ha ha ha ha.
1:12:57
And so he takes all of the money and he walks on what appear to
1:13:00
be broken bones, according to the closed caption.
1:13:02
Yes, he's. Like bones crunching.
1:13:05
He's like Walter was a piece of shit.
1:13:06
He totally could have walked with this money if he wanted.
1:13:08
Yeah, just didn't try hard enough.
1:13:10
He didn't want it. Didn't want it.
1:13:12
Didn't want it. Didn't want it.
1:13:14
So now we get what I'm gonna imagine is the state police.
1:13:18
No, I think that's the Marshals. the US Marshals, yeah, they're
1:13:22
saying that they got a boy in there that they need to go get.
1:13:24
Yeah, they're forming a search group for them now.
1:13:26
So everybody's out looking for them.
1:13:27
Like they've been wondering, cuz they've been on like a time
1:13:30
crunch because like they're gonna know that we didn't arrive
1:13:33
at the destination. Yeah, that's why Nate was like.
1:13:36
Trying to like, drag out time because he knew the cops would
1:13:39
cop when they didn't show up to the prison on time, right?
1:13:41
They tried to find some money missing.
1:13:44
Yeah, and he goes to look for. He's like that piece of shit
1:13:48
Floyd woke up. So he goes.
1:13:50
He tells Brandon to watch the other two and he goes to find
1:13:54
Floyd. Three Finger has also found
1:13:55
Floyd, and he throws A Molotov cocktail at Floyd.
1:13:58
Now here's the thing, we saw Three Finger at his cabin with
1:14:02
this case of bottles and rags stuffed into them.
1:14:06
And there was a very dumb part of my brain for a second that
1:14:09
was just like, does he drink Molotov cocktails?
1:14:12
Like, it tracked for me. Like he's a cannibal.
1:14:15
Like, okay. It makes sense that his drink
1:14:16
would also be gross, like gasoline.
1:14:18
Yeah, like, I don't know. Why not?
1:14:21
Yeah, I mean, sure. He's also like making all kinds
1:14:24
of like Crawford Stew. Stuff like that.
1:14:27
He's making food from all the boys he's been hunting.
1:14:29
He's he got over his son's death very quickly.
1:14:32
Yeah, I mean, he put the head on the spike in his mental mantle.
1:14:37
His mantle, him. Mantle him, you know, much like
1:14:41
a baby boy. Jason with Pamela.
1:14:44
Yeah, true. Making a little, uh, Three Toes
1:14:46
Shrine. Mmhmm.
1:14:48
But you don't know how many toes he has.
1:14:49
And death he can have all the toes he wants, just.
1:14:52
Get three more toes from on him like a crown.
1:14:57
So yeah, so he goes full Bortles on him, throws the and catches
1:15:02
Floyd and the money on fire. And Chavez is not cool with
1:15:06
that. No.
1:15:07
So he goes chasing after three finger.
1:15:09
Yeah, so they get to the road, the truck is there, and Chavez
1:15:16
gives up Alex and is ready to shoot Nate, but Brandon stops
1:15:25
him. With like a smack to the head.
1:15:27
Yeah, cuz they still need him, cuz he's still useful because he
1:15:30
knows the area, all that shit. So yeah, yeah, Three finger
1:15:34
takes Alex back to her or his cabin.
1:15:37
Yeah, So while Chavez is out, Brandon agrees that he's gonna
1:15:40
go, you know, go to town, just try to, you know, get out of
1:15:44
here basically. And Nate is gonna go get Alex,
1:15:48
and Leon has been with them, so Leon's gonna go.
1:15:51
So Alex is fighting still. Like she's putting up a fucking
1:15:57
fight with three finger lasting longer than anybody else has so
1:16:00
far. Yeah, she breaks free and almost
1:16:02
makes it out, but then yeah, he's three finger you can't.
1:16:04
You can't beat him that easily. Yeah, so she gets tied up and we
1:16:07
find Deputy Alley there too. Naked for some reason.
1:16:12
It just feels like it's adding insult to injury.
1:16:15
Yeah, it. Was really weird just because
1:16:17
she, like, was there for a second and then yeah, last we
1:16:19
saw her and then now she's like, dying.
1:16:22
Yeah, it's not cool. Chavez and Three Finger have a
1:16:26
fight because there's what is it?
1:16:29
We hear something on the radio or something overhead.
1:16:32
We hear something that alerts everybody.
1:16:34
That stuff's happening. So Three Finger goes out
1:16:38
hunting, he runs into Chavez and they fight and Three Finger wins
1:16:42
that fight. Yeah, there's like a there's a
1:16:43
chopper that's flying over. So they know.
1:16:45
Yeah, And they want to like make.
1:16:47
This like a big scene because like like Travis, like we've
1:16:50
shown him, he's like super competent, he's beating
1:16:52
everybody. Yeah, that's like stood up to
1:16:54
him. So they didn't want three finger
1:16:55
to just like kill him and be done with him.
1:16:57
Like they wanted it to be a showdown.
1:16:58
Which makes sense. And honestly, I really respect
1:17:01
that. Again, I like a compelling
1:17:02
secondary villain. It's a good fight too.
1:17:05
Like they actually like he almost gets three finger.
1:17:08
But then like 3 finger like slices his arm with a little
1:17:11
sickle and cuts off his pinky and he's like ohh we're evenly
1:17:14
matched and then not really cuz three finger just straight up.
1:17:17
Well, we already established that Chavez is not a
1:17:19
mathematician. No, he's confused by guns
1:17:22
immediately. Yeah, he's like, ideal in drugs,
1:17:24
not guns. I don't know.
1:17:25
Yeah. Yeah, so three finger goats back
1:17:29
to the cabin just as Nate and Alex are trying to leave, so
1:17:31
they fight and. Leon goes in to try and save the
1:17:35
day and he gets killed. Yeah, I appreciate that.
1:17:39
They had the decency to do it off screen, so you don't have to
1:17:42
see that. I just wish that they didn't do
1:17:44
it at all though. Like Leon fucking could have
1:17:46
saved the day and just let it be that, yeah?
1:17:48
Let him, like, guide Alex back to town or something.
1:17:51
Yeah, well. Alex ends up stabbing Leon with
1:17:55
the spike that his son's head or not No on three finger with the
1:18:00
spike that three toes head is on.
1:18:03
And I think he's dead. So they started to drive away in
1:18:04
his tow truck. But Three Finger has like clung
1:18:08
on and he's like attacking them through the truck window.
1:18:11
Allah, Michael Myers. Halloween forward?
1:18:14
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
1:18:16
So they end up crashing and Brandon appears and so they he
1:18:22
grabs a hook. Allah, I know what you did last
1:18:25
year and like hooks him through the.
1:18:26
Face right through the chin, all the way through the.
1:18:29
Simple. It's a very cool kill.
1:18:31
And so Nate goes, You really didn't kill that bartender, did
1:18:34
you? And Brand.
1:18:36
And Nate is not looking Brandon in the face at all.
1:18:39
The brainer goes Nah. Yeah.
1:18:42
I am. Innocent.
1:18:44
I'm innocent. It's like, all right, you didn't
1:18:46
make it. Cops are gonna look for.
1:18:49
A dead fugitive, yeah. Which that's not true.
1:18:51
I feel like they like they might not put a ton of effort into it,
1:18:54
but I do think feel like they would do.
1:18:56
For his body. Yeah.
1:18:57
And before, by the way, Brandon made a comment and they saying
1:19:01
never trust a con so should be heating his own heating what
1:19:06
Brandon had told him before. Well, Brandon also tried to say
1:19:09
he's not like he's convicted, but he's not a con.
1:19:12
He exactly never trusts him exactly.
1:19:15
So yeah, the cops come, they get Nate and Alex, and then we cut
1:19:18
to. Somewhat later, but it can't be
1:19:21
too later because Nate still has like marks on his face.
1:19:25
Yeah, he's banged up. Yeah, he's clean, but he's still
1:19:27
hurt. Yeah.
1:19:28
And he's back at the armored truck and he's quoting something
1:19:31
Walter said earlier about retiring to Miami and getting
1:19:34
loads of pussy. Yeah, exactly.
1:19:36
Because that's where he's wanting to live now.
1:19:37
He's like, alright, I'm gonna fucking do that.
1:19:39
I didn't want to say it with him there, but.
1:19:40
Yeah, that's like, I only chose law because it's, you know, you
1:19:44
make money. I don't.
1:19:45
I'm not passionate about it. Yeah.
1:19:47
And as he's staring at that money, an arrow comes through
1:19:50
his chest and you're like shit. Three fingers, not dead.
1:19:53
But when his body falls, it's Brandon.
1:19:55
Brandon. Oh, my goodness.
1:19:56
And he's like, like I said, never trusted Con.
1:19:59
And I feel like Brandon could have come in and taken that
1:20:01
money before Nate got there, you know what I mean?
1:20:03
Yeah, I know. He wanted him to, like, wait for
1:20:05
him or something. Yeah, like.
1:20:07
Wow, like you're really shitty, dude.
1:20:09
But then even then, like right behind him.
1:20:11
It's 33 fingers, so it's like it actually isn't dead.
1:20:14
Like a cue formed, like waiting for in like the next one he
1:20:17
feels like, OK, he got his skill Or in three fingers like it's my
1:20:20
my turn now. And he has like a he's got a
1:20:23
cool weapon here that we didn't see before.
1:20:24
It's like a pole with like all kinds of blades attached to it.
1:20:27
The tip of it like it's fucked up and it's already bloody.
1:20:29
So he's about to fuck some shit up.
1:20:31
Ohh. Yeah, that's it.
1:20:33
And that is how it ends, baby. So.
1:20:38
Do you have any change in rating after talking about it?
1:20:41
No. No.
1:20:43
OK. So what was it again, 4/4?
1:20:45
Yeah. All right, I'm keep in mind 675,
1:20:48
cuz I I do think it's not a bad movie.
1:20:52
I don't think. And I think it's fun, like it's
1:20:54
interesting, it's different from the others.
1:20:57
I just, I don't know. I just feel like there's so much
1:21:00
like, I feel like I've seen this done and seen it done better,
1:21:03
you know, like various bits of the story elements.
1:21:06
OK. And you put them all together,
1:21:10
but they're all like half finished.
1:21:11
That's why I say it feels kind of AI almost.
1:21:15
I go in with these, especially when I'm over like it's straight
1:21:18
to DVD. Like you gotta like adjust your
1:21:21
expectations and then like watching this for a made for
1:21:24
like DVD movie, I think it's pretty solid.
1:21:27
It gets a solid entry in the series.
1:21:28
It's not too. With adjusted expectations
1:21:31
though. OK, well that's my.
1:21:34
Take on it though, I I don't know.
1:21:35
I just have. I have more fun with this than
1:21:37
what I guess most people. Okay.
1:21:38
It's like a couple weeks ago when we watched Dark Knight of
1:21:40
the Scarecrow and they kept saying, who all knows that we
1:21:43
killed? What's his face?
1:21:44
And I was like, fucking everybody.
1:21:46
Everybody in town was at the trial, but they kept acting like
1:21:49
that. That's why they were being
1:21:51
targeted, which it is. But like, you know, it wasn't a
1:21:54
secret. The whole town of suspects.
1:21:57
But even that I had more fun with than this because at least
1:22:00
even though it's a stupid plot line like it carries throughout
1:22:03
the movie, whereas this picks up things and drops them and it
1:22:06
just keeps forgetting about things that it put in.
1:22:09
It could be done better, yeah. But I like it.
1:22:12
It's one of those keep it simple stupid.
1:22:14
You know what I mean, right? I get you.
1:22:17
Keep it simple and stupid. That's how I like.
1:22:20
Your long term movies, yeah. Yeah, Okay.
1:22:22
I want hooting. I want hollering.
1:22:24
I don't wanna think too much about it.
1:22:25
I don't have to remember. Yeah.
1:22:27
Wasn't there an undercover US Marshall?
1:22:29
I don't wanna think about that. Yeah, it could be better.
1:22:32
Yeah, all right. Who did you relate to?
1:22:37
Well, I'm gonna relate to, I guess, Nate, with the whole
1:22:43
being from the holler type deal, going back home and talking to
1:22:47
the people. You know what I mean?
1:22:48
Like I I kind of related to that whole exchange of him and the
1:22:52
sheriff. I'm going to relate to Nate, but
1:22:56
mostly because of the whole, like putting myself through
1:22:58
school and grad school, you know, I'm just working real hard
1:23:03
to get scholarships and trying to graduate debt free and, you
1:23:07
know, make the most out of life that I can and I have no hopes
1:23:11
for retiring that. That's the dream our generation
1:23:13
gave up on. But you don't want to go to
1:23:15
Florida and be surrounded by pussy either.
1:23:20
And this in this current state, I don't think I want to go to
1:23:24
Florida at all right now. No, I don't either.
1:23:27
Yeah, it's not exactly a place I would like to travel to.
1:23:30
Sorry for our people from Florida.
1:23:32
It's nothing against you, it's more against them.
1:23:35
No, there's plenty of fantastic people from.
1:23:36
Florida, yeah. Yeah, Okay.
1:23:38
You guys are the New Jersey of the South, but what the worst
1:23:42
governor right now? Yeah.
1:23:45
What did the Talia think of this one?
1:23:47
Let's see. So Talia, think about this.
1:23:49
Maybe she was in the bedroom for the first half, she came out for
1:23:54
dinner halfway through, and then she slept through the
1:23:57
second-half. So I think Talia is also very
1:24:00
mad on it, like me. OK, I think she's gonna give it
1:24:04
3. For three.
1:24:05
Yeah, 3 paws. OK3 paws if.
1:24:08
She was there. If she was their dog, she'd be
1:24:10
3. Yeah.
1:24:12
That would be their dog, definitely.
1:24:14
Did Zoe watch? Zoe showed up.
1:24:16
She came in excited because we were watching a wrong turn.
1:24:18
Movie. Yeah, No.
1:24:19
She ran in. She cuddled on the couch for a
1:24:21
little bit. She went to the kitchen.
1:24:23
They got very ansy for dinner. Time.
1:24:25
Because we had to feed them halfway through.
1:24:27
Once they got fed, she came back and was on the couch the rest of
1:24:29
the time. So Zoe did indeed watch this.
1:24:31
Yeah, she's a wrong Turn fan. Well, she definitely cheered for
1:24:34
three finger and three Toe, cuz they're hunters.
1:24:36
And they're hungry, yeah. Yeah.
1:24:39
Okay. Do we have a dream sequel?
1:24:44
I guess, let's see. Do you wanna have a sequel to
1:24:47
these characters or do you wanna like just what you would want
1:24:51
from a wrong term movie? What I would want.
1:24:53
OK, well, I feel like we've done that with the 1st.
1:24:56
Couple, Yeah. OK, let's do one with these
1:24:57
characters. Like if we do like a like a
1:25:00
return to these guys here. OK, so the only one that's
1:25:02
canonically still alive is Alex. Yeah.
1:25:06
So maybe she. Let's see.
1:25:11
Well, we don't see Brandon. Die.
1:25:13
Yeah, but we hear it off screen. We hear him get attacked.
1:25:17
Okay, okay. So let's say maybe she becomes
1:25:21
like a counselor for people like in the hospital that have been,
1:25:27
like, attacked or whatever. Like they're, you know, dealing
1:25:30
with like. Debilitating injuries or
1:25:33
deforming injuries. And so cuz like she's been
1:25:36
through all of this, she wants to do something where she helps
1:25:38
people, right? And it could be like a VA which
1:25:44
would bring Brandon into. The mix brings Brandon into it,
1:25:46
so he's like I'm getting released soon and he's like and
1:25:51
I'm getting revenge and she's like kept me in.
1:25:54
Yeah, or and they can like have like old vets.
1:25:58
Getting in the woods, too. Yeah, they're like hunting.
1:26:01
Yeah, like. Killing soldiering can.
1:26:03
Be like Vietnam. People where like, shit, I've
1:26:05
been in the jungle. I know what to do here.
1:26:07
Yeah, dude, that would be sweet. Get some of those people.
1:26:10
Fuck yeah, dude, that would be a good Wrong Turn movie.
1:26:13
Some of the vets were in a unit with the ex Marine in Part 2.
1:26:20
Yes, they want revenge for him. That's why they agree.
1:26:23
And it's not just because they want to go like hunting and
1:26:25
killing like they want revenge. This is a solid premise, right?
1:26:28
It ties in too. Also, yes.
1:26:30
Fuck, yeah. All right, I'm.
1:26:32
I'm down with this. Damn.
1:26:34
Declan, call us up, OK? We've.
1:26:39
Already got our tag line? Yeah, so we're got.
1:26:41
Our tag line. All right, so we got reviews.
1:26:45
OK. So.
1:26:48
I pulled one. I wasn't sure since you didn't
1:26:52
remember this one where you were on it, so I got one that was.
1:26:56
To be clear, it's not that I don't remember what happens in
1:27:01
this movie. I mean, I don't remember a lot
1:27:03
of the details, but I know it's the prisoner one.
1:27:05
I just when I line up the. Wrong turn movies.
1:27:08
I forget that this one is in there.
1:27:10
And so I get through all six and I'm like, I've got five, what's
1:27:14
the six? What's number six?
1:27:15
And I'm like, oh, OK. Well, that's all that I knew
1:27:17
that you thought, like, that's the only feelings that I heard
1:27:20
from you about this movie. So I didn't know what that
1:27:22
meant. And to me that means bad.
1:27:24
So I went with one that's kind of mid, I think.
1:27:27
You're still correct, though I I don't feel favorably about this
1:27:30
movie. No, right?
1:27:31
Well, you might agree with this person, because I don't think
1:27:32
this person really cares for it either.
1:27:35
All right, so they rate it on IMDb, they say Wrong Turn 3 is a
1:27:39
direct to video release, says without question one of the
1:27:41
worst horror films that you're gonna see from this era, and
1:27:44
there's no doubt that it's a major step down from the
1:27:46
previous two installments. If you ever want to show someone
1:27:50
what a cheap wannabe attempt to rip off fans is, then here would
1:27:55
be the perfect example. Not only are we given an
1:27:59
incredibly stupid plot full of annoying, worthless characters,
1:28:02
but we're also given some of the cheapest looking special effects
1:28:05
that you'll ever see. Whereas the first wrong turn
1:28:08
went for suspense and the second one went for over the top core,
1:28:11
this one here is just an awful attempt at making money.
1:28:14
There are countless problems with this, but we'll start with
1:28:17
the CGI effects. To say they're awful would be
1:28:19
putting it too kindly, because these things are among the worst
1:28:22
you're going to ever see. Yes, there's a lot of violence
1:28:25
in gore, but none of it is effective because of how fake it
1:28:29
looks. Just take a look at the scene
1:28:31
where one of the characters is split into three pieces.
1:28:33
The CGI effect makes it look like Joe has been sliced,
1:28:36
because when the man is sliced, he just perfectly falls into the
1:28:40
ground in these pieces and not even blood or guts inside of him
1:28:43
come falling out. Even worse is a scene towards
1:28:46
the start where someone takes an incredibly fake looking arrow
1:28:50
through the eye. And the characters are another
1:28:52
major problem because you've really got no one to cheer for.
1:28:56
The convicts are all people you hate and you want to see them
1:28:59
finished off, but before you get to that you've got to endure God
1:29:02
awful fighting and bickering. The good guys here are all
1:29:05
rather boring, bland, and you just don't care what happens to
1:29:08
them. Even the mutant here is boring
1:29:10
when whereas there were brought to life and the first two here
1:29:15
they're just cheap killing machines that add nothing to the
1:29:18
picture. Even the performances are pretty
1:29:20
much forgettable, as is everything else in this in this
1:29:23
mess of a film. OK.
1:29:26
I mean, I pretty much agree with all of that, aside from like,
1:29:29
I'm OK with their occasionally just being like a group of bad
1:29:33
guys. Yeah, throughout.
1:29:34
Yeah, I mean, I I totally understand where they're coming
1:29:38
from with this. Like, I can see them not
1:29:40
necessarily being super strong characters, especially the good
1:29:42
guys. I don't think Nay is a very
1:29:44
strong protagonist. Alex isn't necessarily
1:29:47
knowworthy either, And the most compelling characters?
1:29:52
Chavez. Somebody called a Mary Sue, a
1:29:55
male Mary Sue is a Gary Stu, and I think that's what Nate is
1:29:58
he's. A We came up with that, remember
1:30:00
Did we We did that with Was that honest?
1:30:02
But Joe with forever state of fear.
1:30:03
My God, we're so funny. Yeah, Gary, Stu.
1:30:06
Yeah, we came up with that, didn't we?
1:30:08
Yeah. Cuz I think that there's like an
1:30:10
actual name for the male version of it, but we just came up.
1:30:13
You just quote us to us for a second, if I may.
1:30:17
Yeah, no, I get it. But if they're not gonna be like
1:30:20
perfect, make them entertaining. Like Chavez Chavez was like the
1:30:23
most entertaining character in this movie.
1:30:25
Yes, and that's because they gave his character like depth,
1:30:30
depth and like it was the way he was performed.
1:30:32
Also, yeah, it like you really got an idea of who he was.
1:30:36
Yeah, definitely. All right.
1:30:37
We got one listener of you Okay. It's from Cube saves on
1:30:40
Instagram and he says the wrong Turn series kicks off as a fun
1:30:46
and dumb series from this point on.
1:30:48
Fuck yeah my man. That's right.
1:30:50
I asked him in a follow up question what his feelings
1:30:53
towards Six are. He doesn't mind Six.
1:30:56
He thinks it's fine, but he hates the remake.
1:31:00
Well, OK, the remake is barely a remake.
1:31:03
There is neither hooting nor hollering.
1:31:06
Yep, exactly. It's it's.
1:31:07
Shitty Man has its own movie. Whatever.
1:31:11
Like, it's OK. You want to know what I?
1:31:13
Think but like calling it part of this franchise is just wrong.
1:31:16
I have a theory about it and I think it because it's the guy
1:31:19
that made the original Alan McElroy.
1:31:22
I believe it's his name OK, and I think that he wanted to tell a
1:31:28
new story. But I don't think that he was
1:31:30
able to get the proper funding for something if it were
1:31:35
original. So he wanted to slap the wrong
1:31:37
turn. He's like, I'm coming back to
1:31:38
the series, I'm making a new one, remaking it, you know, give
1:31:42
me some funding and I can do it. And all I did was like, OK,
1:31:45
well, I got my new story here. I just got to move it to the
1:31:48
holler and then they'll be fine. So I think he just wanted to
1:31:52
tell a story and he just wanted to get it made.
1:31:55
And that was his way of doing it.
1:31:57
That's possible. That's just my theory.
1:31:59
I'm not saying that's for sure what happened, but, you know, it
1:32:02
makes sense to me. OK, that's it for this week's
1:32:07
episode. Guys.
1:32:08
Thank you guys for tolerating another wrong Turn movie with
1:32:11
us. I hope you guys are on board
1:32:14
with these. There may be more.
1:32:15
We'll talk about four, I'm sure. I hope you guys are ready for
1:32:18
next week too. God, next week is another movie
1:32:20
that has no streaming options, only rental options.
1:32:24
It is. I'll always know what you did
1:32:26
last summer. Yeah, this is our Patreon Voted
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1:32:37
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1:32:39
to us cover it and you wouldn't be missing much.
1:32:41
Get excited, man. We gotta get we get fired up for
1:32:44
this one. We're gonna watch it.
1:32:46
It's gonna be a good. Time.
1:32:47
We'll have fun talking about it. I don't know if we'll have fun,
1:32:50
you know? We're gonna have.
1:32:51
Anything else in it? No.
1:32:52
We're gonna have fun watching that one.
1:32:53
I it's been so long since I've seen that movie.
1:32:55
I know it's got to be shitty just from everything that I
1:32:57
remember. But yeah, we rented it from the
1:33:00
last standing rental place in Kentucky, which exists in your
1:33:04
home hauler. Movies ago, baby.
1:33:06
Yep, that's right. And we watched it in your old
1:33:09
childhood bedroom and we both went, what the fuck?
1:33:13
Yeah, I yeah, it's different, that's for sure.
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1:34:51
Shit, I don't have poll results right now.
1:34:53
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1:34:54
OK, you are editing this week. I know I got it.
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I would be furious if this was my week, but.
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