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Episode 45: Johnson & Johnson · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, you're all very welcome to this week's
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  Speaker 1: episode of The Tom and Jerry Show. Oh god, that
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  Speaker 1: was nice, And you see that that's how That's how
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  Speaker 1: other podcasts introduced themselves.
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  Speaker 2: Did you know. I wonder what a concept. I don't
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  Speaker 2: listen to many other podcasts, but I listened to some
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  Speaker 2: and just they're awful, drawn out kind of things, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, we're not those guys. But every so often
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  Speaker 2: there's no harm to actually hit it on the nose,
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  Speaker 2: Jerry on the nose and.
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  Speaker 1: Tell everybody what it is they're listening to, and not,
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  Speaker 1: as we are known to do, ramble on for seven
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  Speaker 1: minutes and forget to introduce the fact that this is
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  Speaker 1: the Tom and Jerry Show. I'm Jerry McBride. That's Tom
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  Speaker 1: o' mackeny. I've introduced us twice. Now, Tom, we better,
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  Speaker 1: we better do something.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Let me just sitting over here for an hour telling
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  Speaker 1: people over and over again what they're listening.
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  Speaker 2: To, which is no harm. Like I said, there's no harm.
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  Speaker 2: I did a gig the other night in rat TOAs
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  Speaker 2: and guess with the name of the venue as culture
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  Speaker 2: go on the venue, that's it. I couldn't help myself
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  Speaker 2: by open when I went, you're a bunch of imaginative bastards,
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  Speaker 2: I said, I love the way. We're right beside the barbershop,
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  Speaker 2: across from the butchers. Jesus crust On, I just like
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  Speaker 2: the Sims you made this place in the Sims. Not
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  Speaker 2: you couldn't honor one saint, one fallen hero from nineteen
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  Speaker 2: twenty whatever, nineteen sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: No, you just went to I don't know that reight
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  Speaker 1: oat is all that deep of a bench about it?
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  Speaker 2: Like that, I'm going, I'm going with that. But Jesus Christ,
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  Speaker 2: could you not call it? Should?
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  Speaker 1: I should have known you were in rad hope, I
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  Speaker 1: could have called a cross right out not all that
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  Speaker 1: far from me here.
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  Speaker 2: To be fair, it was a smash and grab, I'll
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  Speaker 2: be honest with you. It was a hydden quitted. I
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  Speaker 2: literally did. The car had not cooled down at the
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  Speaker 2: time I was back in.
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  Speaker 1: It just left a cigarette burning in the ash train
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  Speaker 1: pretty much like to pull the last of it.
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  Speaker 2: I was able to get the last drag out of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jesus, No,
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  Speaker 2: that's me. I'm quite I'm no crack unless God, and
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  Speaker 2: of course it's my tour show You know yourself? God
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  Speaker 2: is So when as we up to this week, Paul,
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  Speaker 2: I had a very very interesting weekend. In between gigs
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  Speaker 2: and whatnot, I got approached by a company, which I
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  Speaker 2: sometimes do to help promote and try a product and
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  Speaker 2: stuff like that. Sometimes do and ninety nine percent of
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  Speaker 2: the time it's in no way related to me. We're
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  Speaker 2: not going to benefit each other at all. So I
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  Speaker 2: say I'll pass, thank you. But in this particular occasion,
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  Speaker 2: both curiosity and my wife going you have to do it,
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  Speaker 2: you have to do it, you have to do it.
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  Speaker 2: I got approached by a company who are a vitality
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  Speaker 2: health company.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say, cyber dine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I now myself and Miles Silverberg are developing an arm.
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  Speaker 2: We're starting with the arm that we found in the bin.
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  Speaker 1: This is a vitality so like, talk to me Tom.
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  Speaker 2: So why they hooked my attention was that they had
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  Speaker 2: recently done a procedure with Lewis Capaldi and as still
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  Speaker 2: ten funny questions during the procedure and it did seem
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  Speaker 2: like good. I could all laugh. So I was intrigued
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  Speaker 2: a little bit. So you know what if I do this,
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  Speaker 2: my wife stops poking me and to do it, I
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  Speaker 2: loto have a funny story.
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  Speaker 1: To tell Jerry and I went not windm here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I went and did it on Saturday afternoon. I
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  Speaker 2: popped into Dublin because I was doing a gig near
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  Speaker 2: the Greater Dublin area, and yeah, went to this companytly
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  Speaker 2: called Vitality up near the Matter Private and yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: got a hydroclonic.
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  Speaker 1: Talk to me, Tom, I'll be honest with your long
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  Speaker 1: time listeners will know that I've had one of these
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  Speaker 1: as well, so I know what you're talking about here, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: So tell me your one, and this one is is
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  Speaker 2: this was the rose rice I got. Now, I'll tell
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  Speaker 2: you that because this is my first time ever doing it.
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  Speaker 2: But I didn't realize there are other ways of doing My.
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  Speaker 1: First was awesome. My last time, I'll tell you it
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  Speaker 1: is about fifteen years ago. God knows, I could probably
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  Speaker 1: go with doing another one. Like we keep a check
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  Speaker 1: on those things in their house, so we do what
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  Speaker 1: with the family history and all this kind of crack.
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  Speaker 1: I remember. I had to get it done in three stages.
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  Speaker 1: I went every weddingestaff for three weeks and the flush
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  Speaker 1: the first half and the second half and then the
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  Speaker 1: descending colon and after that. This is for those not know,
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  Speaker 1: this is a hose of water up your arse. Yeah right,
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  Speaker 1: so tell me your experience.
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  Speaker 2: But my experience was so it's it's this is more
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  Speaker 2: therapeutic than actually for any medical procedure. Again, but it does,
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  Speaker 2: it does lend itself. I'll be honest with you. I'm
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  Speaker 2: in fairly good root health. I had I had a
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  Speaker 2: look done about a year ago, and I am the
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  Speaker 2: most regular. I'm so boringly regged. I'm so vanilla. I
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  Speaker 2: mean twice a day on the hour, every time, like
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  Speaker 2: six am six pm every day. I every day since
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  Speaker 2: as long as I get since I'm out of panthers.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you every.
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  Speaker 1: Day, I'm a little I'm a little bit more of
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  Speaker 1: whatever happens happens myself, Tom.
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  Speaker 2: Most who turn out, most people are so I go
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  Speaker 2: to this place that they're lovely, they greet me and
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  Speaker 2: the I was going to say the center of operation,
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  Speaker 2: but they have two of these rooms. And essentially what
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  Speaker 2: it is, it's a big if you imagine a Harley
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  Speaker 2: Davison or one of those big strikes, you know, the
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  Speaker 2: big big strikes did you got to straddle, yes, sit,
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  Speaker 2: you put your legs up, and these in what would
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  Speaker 2: be the kind of the I suppose they not. The
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  Speaker 2: stirrups was kind of the foot the foot place, and
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  Speaker 2: the the r spit that you would be sitting on
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  Speaker 2: kind of comes away. They can that clip that slides
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  Speaker 2: out and they very very thin tube.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't certain not ten enough if I correctly.
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  Speaker 2: To know to be fair by all accounts, I was
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  Speaker 2: looking this up. Gone, I ain't gone anywhere. This looks
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  Speaker 2: like somebody like a dison being shoved in your home.
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  Speaker 2: This was smaller than a big pain rights. Okay, yeah, yeah, this.
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  Speaker 1: Is I'm not worried about the water going in time,
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  Speaker 1: I'm worried about it everything coming out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is the thing where you were the angle,
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  Speaker 2: your position, that is, you fill up and then out
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  Speaker 2: around the sides that it exits again. It does that
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  Speaker 2: over forty minutes, nice music playing, You're chilling out, and
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  Speaker 2: it's washing and washing and washing, and you can see
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  Speaker 2: that there's a big device beside you that actually laser
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  Speaker 2: treats the water and everything else to make sure it's
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  Speaker 2: as clean as a whistle going into you. Not so
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  Speaker 2: clean coming back out of you. Yeah, it cleans you
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  Speaker 2: like I mean dinah rodya, I mean like a pull
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  Speaker 2: through with a Christmas tree like this, like I was
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  Speaker 2: like the top of a bottle. I was clean, man.
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  Speaker 2: And they at the end of all that, after you're
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  Speaker 2: fully fully flushed, because really, about twenty minutes in I
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  Speaker 2: felt I could go now, but there's another twenty minutes agoing.
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  Speaker 2: And then they give you a solution of very strong
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  Speaker 2: probiotics to go back in. Yeah, and you hang on
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  Speaker 2: to that for ten minutes if you can. They just
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  Speaker 2: enough and you can just hold on to that, don't
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  Speaker 2: let it go. And then the very very nice lady
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  Speaker 2: came in and she was she set up camera and
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  Speaker 2: she asked funny questions. I give funny answers as funny
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  Speaker 2: as I could think in the moment, because I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I did point out that this is possibly one of
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  Speaker 2: the weirdest scenarios I have ever been in. I'm you know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm lying there with no pantom yes, I'll be it,
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  Speaker 2: to have a blanket over me and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: Ass in the air getting flushed. Get I'm getting sluiced
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  Speaker 2: out like a cowshit after Christmas, And here, right here,
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  Speaker 2: I'm answering questions about so.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, Tom, it's the it's it's the
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  Speaker 1: it's the lapse comedian in me that still wants to
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  Speaker 1: ask who books that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can. I can hook you up. I got
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  Speaker 2: a promo, will go it. So if anybody wants to see,
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  Speaker 2: not the full procedure or whatever, but if they have
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  Speaker 2: any questions, go ahead and mess with me, but go
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  Speaker 2: to my Instagram or my TikTok and you will see
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  Speaker 2: it because they created a video for me, sent it
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  Speaker 2: on and.
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  Speaker 1: It is beautiful. We're gonna link that in that We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna link and it's the one. I've got one question
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  Speaker 1: for you, Tom, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Go on.
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  Speaker 1: If I'm following you, if I'm following the geography of
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  Speaker 1: your weekend correctly, you're telling me now that you went
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  Speaker 1: and had that done and you went and gigged and
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  Speaker 1: right out after that.
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  Speaker 2: No, I went gigged in clean.
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  Speaker 1: After that, Well, you were clean from I know. I
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  Speaker 1: met Le at that stage.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, if it was my gig and I got longer
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  Speaker 2: time on stage, I would have definitely deled into that
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  Speaker 2: story and talked about how pure one clean I am.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'd be only wondering Tom, how you'd because I
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  Speaker 1: remember I after I had it done, like you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be this is a family podcast,
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  Speaker 1: but I wasn't right for a while, and like you
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  Speaker 1: your sense checked every farc you did for a week.
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  Speaker 2: No, here's the thing, because the invasiveness was so like minuscule.
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  Speaker 2: Now I will say I you know, I did check
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  Speaker 2: every you know for an hour to that was like,
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  Speaker 2: but there's no feeling of that you're actually on about
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  Speaker 2: really you could.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder what colonic I got.
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  Speaker 2: You got some sort of t move version. I honestly
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  Speaker 2: everybody spoke to it. Oh that's a horrific scenario. This was.
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  Speaker 2: This was some crack pardoned upon, but it really was.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what I want to tell you. I
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  Speaker 1: want to tell you one thing, the one thing that
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get. I got, like I got the procedure done,
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  Speaker 1: and you appear to have gotten some probiotic sluice after
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  Speaker 1: to you know, jumpstart or digestive system. Again, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: get that. They just cleaned me out. Like if I
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  Speaker 1: had a run with my mouth open, I would have whistled, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was my fear.
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  Speaker 2: That was my fear because I thought that this was
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  Speaker 2: the thing. And then they said, we advised you, what
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  Speaker 2: would you like this as part of the thing. I
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  Speaker 2: went and I took the food I went for after
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  Speaker 2: the whole thing. They gave me red light therapy and everything.
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  Speaker 1: I was.
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  Speaker 2: I could have run out of your house, so I
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  Speaker 2: run back. I was at tippy top. I went on
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  Speaker 2: stage that night. Man, I could have done three hours.
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  Speaker 1: It was singing. I was hop and after se it
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  Speaker 1: was I remember Tom, I had no probiotic or anything
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  Speaker 1: in the gods whatsoever. And I said to the lady,
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  Speaker 1: I said, now you know what, you know, what what
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  Speaker 1: should I eat after this? Like? What die should I
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  Speaker 1: eat after this? Like you know you probably shouldn't, you know,
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  Speaker 1: do the dog in it?
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  Speaker 2: Like you know?
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  Speaker 1: She goes, no, no, just keep it simple now for
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  Speaker 1: the next day or so, just you know, pland food, souper, salad,
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  Speaker 1: that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 1: And I went and I got a plate of chicken wings.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, as did I. Like I was in town.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was in town back in the day.
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  Speaker 2: I think pizza slices or something like. It was all good.
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  Speaker 2: It's all good. The only advice this woman gave was
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  Speaker 2: like trying to string beer of the next two days
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  Speaker 2: cause of the business and you'll get a bang ahead
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  Speaker 2: because it will hit you. You have no protection, right
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  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? You know, eating this
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  Speaker 2: cheating and having a group by d to do a
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  Speaker 2: certain gold of session you have literally now she did say,
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  Speaker 2: if you this is the idea, say you're the big
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  Speaker 2: session coming up. You knew you had a big like
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  Speaker 2: a two, three four there coming up, but it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: for another week. It's not it's not the idea. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not suggesting or cultivating the idea in people's minds that
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  Speaker 2: this is a good thing to do prior. But it's
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  Speaker 2: absolutely a good thing they do prior. This is this
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  Speaker 2: is your gym workout, like this is your like you
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  Speaker 2: know there's a party come at your house. This is
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  Speaker 2: you putting away all the good stuff. Do you know
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  Speaker 2: you are cleaning back the decks like it's ready. You
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  Speaker 2: put have basically a gully in the middle of the
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  Speaker 2: kitchen floor because you know it's going to be hitting
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  Speaker 2: the day from like nine eight nine pm onwards. Like
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  Speaker 2: it's a yeah, I'm tip of the cap, Like I said,
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  Speaker 2: I do recommend it. That's I don't think, as mister regular,
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  Speaker 2: I overly needed it. But then again, sometimes you guy's
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  Speaker 2: going to treat himself, you know what I mean. But
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  Speaker 2: I would highly recommend it this particular.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you Tom, the show can only
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  Speaker 1: go up from here. I'll tell you that much.
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  Speaker 2: And I apologize to people if you've cut straight into
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: your very first time going what in all Christ are
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  Speaker 2: these two bastards on about. It isn't always this, and
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  Speaker 2: it sometimes there's a lot of this, but.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell I gotta tell you Tom more often
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  Speaker 1: than not.
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's swing around to the podcast and a
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  Speaker 2: postcard for anybody who who needs to know more about
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  Speaker 2: this because I thought it was class. Of course, it's
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  Speaker 2: a it's an American thing, and it's for It's not
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  Speaker 2: for real. It's not a medical scenario, but it will
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  Speaker 2: work medically, I guess, but it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's for the crack more and more.
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  Speaker 2: It is for the crack.
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  Speaker 1: It is for the crack. To me, well, listen, while
• 12:34
  Speaker 1: you were off doing that, Tom, the world is revolving
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  Speaker 1: around us. It's all manager news this week, all got it?
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: And you know we've are picking the news, but I
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: don't know that we're going to delve into anything too
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  Speaker 1: heavily political or indeed, like you know, we we record
• 12:47
  Speaker 1: this on a Monday, as you know, will the Pope
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  Speaker 1: still be alive? Authoristy, let's find out. But between then
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: we do find the odd news story that really pigus
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  Speaker 1: our interest and we bring it to the fine folks
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: in a segment we call the weekly.
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  Speaker 3: What have You.
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  Speaker 1: This is a very complicated case, mod you know, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of a lot of outs, a lot of what
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  Speaker 1: have you, and.
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  Speaker 2: H a lot of strands to keep in my head man,
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  Speaker 2: lovely stuff. We we tread lightly hear because you know
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  Speaker 2: they're powerful nation. But I like it. I like this one.
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  Speaker 2: To be honest with you, Yes, I like it. I'll
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  Speaker 2: give it to you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give it to you straight. Tom, get married or
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  Speaker 1: you're fired.
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  Speaker 2: That is the.
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  Speaker 1: Ultimatum leveled at the workforce of a Chinese chemical company
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  Speaker 1: called the Shuntian Chemical Group. They have issued a decree
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  Speaker 1: to their workers in the Shangdong presence province of Big
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  Speaker 1: your pardon, no singletons in here. No singletons, no divorces,
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  Speaker 1: no friends with benefits, no situationships. Tom marriage, marriage, wedlock.
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  Speaker 1: What was marriage? That was Princess Brent. Yeah, yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: like today for marriage. So we are getting married or
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  Speaker 1: you are getting fired.
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  Speaker 2: What's the thinking behind this? And I ask it because
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I think. It's madness, Because I
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  Speaker 2: would want people I could work to death. Do you
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  Speaker 2: know what I mean? If I mean a chemical plant,
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  Speaker 2: and I don't want to hear any stories about the
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  Speaker 2: wife or the husband or the kiter, the dog. I
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  Speaker 2: would want singletons that I can walk into the ground.
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  Speaker 1: You honestly, like you know, the most I wouldn't say
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  Speaker 1: motivated workforce, but if you get yourself a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: eighteen to twenty one year old people who are just
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  Speaker 1: living for the weekend and they're just docile and on
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  Speaker 1: and you're not gonna get much out of me on
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: a Friday evening or a Monday morning. But the rest
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  Speaker 1: of the week I have you know, I'm yours, I'm yours,
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: that's the more thing. Yeah, but no, this this this
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  Speaker 1: policy Tom targets people from twenty eight to fifty eight. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I guess like, if you're over fifty eight and
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  Speaker 1: you haven't got married, even even the shanti en Chemical
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  Speaker 1: Company say yeah, you're a spinster for life, You're a
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  Speaker 1: bachelor for life. They've written you off. They've literally put
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: an age limit on it where it's like, you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to worry about this, but if you're between twenty
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  Speaker 1: eight and fifty, so twenty eight times are giving you
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  Speaker 1: a good opportunity to if you're there like, oh I
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  Speaker 1: want to just you know, do a bit of right
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  Speaker 1: and you know, not settled in or all that kind
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  Speaker 1: of thing. They're giving you to the age of twenty eight,
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  Speaker 1: which I have to say, as you know, as mad
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  Speaker 1: as all this is, that's generous, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: sixteen to twenty eight, twelve years straight of doing the
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  Speaker 1: dog uner.
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  Speaker 2: But what's their reasoning behind it? They're like, are they
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  Speaker 2: following like au Obviously the government at the minute now
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: they want more babies. I'm guessing because you know the
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: whole I mean, it wasn't the greatest plan, you know,
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: this whole keep keep the numbers down. We're we're expended
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: too fast. Let's keep the numbers down. And then all
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: of a sudden they're left, ho, what the fuck?
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: Honestly, yeah, the Shanty Chemical Group are citing traditional Chinese
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: values in their reasoning behind bringing in this, it must
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: be said, tom highly controversial and much frowned upon policy.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Like nobody even the government didn't say do this Leaven
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: the government are like, hang on a we second here, lads.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: But by all accounts, the marriage rate in China is falling,
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: and I dare say the birth rate as well to
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: follow it. I don't have figures to back that up,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: but the government did put out a call to improve
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: the marriage rate in China, and Shunty in chemical group
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: being ah, you know, friend of the government and a
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: friend of the Chinese way of life, have said, we'll
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: do our part. We're going to fire any son of
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: a bitch that doesn't have a ring on their finger
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: come March.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: You wonder how you know, because it'll get to the point,
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: say you really loved your job, right there's just no
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: boards around or whatever, you know what I mean, It
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: just you kept on striking out or whatever. Does it
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: come to a point where you know, because AI things
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: are so good and all the rest of it. I've
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: worked in play the places where they've never actually met
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: the missus like like, could you like there'll be could
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: be a few lads pull off you know. There she
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: is over there and she's waving at me in the car.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: And they've got some like mechanical robo just some some
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: he's hired some kid to like move the elbow of
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: like some mennequans sitting in.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: The home alone.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, how are you doing there?
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: Oh it's the love of my life.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Oh there she is over there. She never she loves wave.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: She's still wave, she's still.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: You're on a zoom call and you're just like, what's
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: that love sandwich for me? Oh?
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Thank you?
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, here you go. Thank you so much of the
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: ground or whatever. It's it's a controversial policy, not without
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: its flaws. Number one being the fact that it's completely
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: unconstitutional and violates several labor laws in China. Like if
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: you violate the labor law in China, say like Jesus Christ,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: you know, have a look at yourself. And it remains
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: to be seen if the decree will stick. But as
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: it currently stands, if you are unmarried by June, they
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: will bring you in for an evaluation. So I've had
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: some evaluations in my time, but been taken in by
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: your boss and sat down and go like what's going on?
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Why can't you see the deal. You need to be
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: set up with somebody. Can I can? I can?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: I can?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I see you right, I have a cousin not married.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Bit of road frontage as well.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's missing an ear and she can't pronounce her ifs.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: It must be said, there is good reason why this
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: woman isn't That a good reason why this man isn't married.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: And that flip side like it's the committee sitting there,
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: like you know, and all of a sudden they're like, okay,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: can Jerry chinkom in please send him in? Yeah, thank you, jeez,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: christ Jerry. Oh you know what, you get a past
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: so you can get a like he walks here.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: We're sorry to have bothered. You want a bout of business?
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: No, you're good.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Will.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: It's a top there. Yeah. Look it's saying not it'll
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: be grand. We'll make up a wife for You'll be
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: all right. But here's the thing. I was delighted you
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: brought this up because it's almost no place you can
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: plug in this info that I found out recently. I
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: know bloke, he's in the planting digger business, but he
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: was at a what you got an expot huge export
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: there recently and he put up put up a great
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: couple of videos just here I am at this huge
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: version of the Plowing Championship, but the zero planet. It
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: was all just planting diggers and stuff like that. But
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: he said while he was there, but you know, I'm
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: gonna do a bit of vlogging around around I don't know,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: was in Shanghai or whatever, but he went down to
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: a local park on the Sunday, right, and you know
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: we've all you know, you end up at a farmer's
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: market on a Sunday by accident, going how am I here?
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: I don't want to buy a walking stick? What? No,
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: there's all sorts of tat. There's some class stuff, but
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: there's you know, there's all sorts of what am I doing?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: I don't need to buy any crystals? I'm fine, Well
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: grand This particular market was for boards, want to be
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: a better phrase. So yeah, so there's a lack but
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: it was a bit of both that therese men and women.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Seem to be more women, which is an oddity, right,
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: So it was fairly busy because there's not as many women.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: This is the big problem in China. There's just not
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: as many young women ready of marian age as there
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: is vellas. So they've got the lads going around.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I wonder why.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, we don't want policy.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Could they have put in place for the last forty
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: years that would have such a situation.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I mean they're normally smart chaps, but
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: they didn't see this one, you know, coming to kick
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: him up the whole. It is now common fruition the whole. Hey,
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: you know the way blow child children are better than well,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: how about we run with that? What Okay, I don't
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: see any downside to any of this at all. Oh wait,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: there's no boards left for our lads in their twenties, thirties, forties,
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: and it would seem fifties as well. So this was
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: a market and it wasn't just like set up like
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: you know, you set up a stall and there's you know,
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: like a kisstand or whatever. This was literally people in
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: it very what looked like a very nice little park
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: with their parents. They were there with their parents and
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: did the full did horror him, looking their best, looking,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: their smartest, right Sunday best and but they would they
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: were holding like a I suppose stats sheet auction beside them,
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: kind of going look like a tailor tailor the tape,
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: tailor the tape exactly so you know, five to whatever
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: you know in record sixty one kilos has all their
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: own teeth, zero asthma in the family, an IQ of
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: one thirty two and literally that was it. Hobbies include
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: being class and loving the love of her life and
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: would make a great board if you would take her on.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: And lads aren't going, hey, let's get to meet this
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: little lady. Lads or girls are going over to each
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: other and going so so so we don't. Yeah, I
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: think that can work. And there's there's ministers, there's work.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: There's ministers wandering around ready to be just here and
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: then on the job on on site. Well it's just
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: like you know what I mean when you you know,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: like you buy a football in a sports shop and
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: you're going but it's flat, but they'll pump it for you.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: It's the same thing. Like there's there's lads. They're ready
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: to go. You two, good to go? If you you happy,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: you're like, yeah, I guess what's your name again? Oh?
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Mary?
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Great, it's yeah, let's do it. Let's go nice. There's
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: a little lamb. It's gonna spot over here. If you
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: want to get the parents in and get some snaps
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: and we'll get this done in five minutes. You both
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: have your SERTs class. Okay, well here there's mine. I'm accredited.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Let's get it done and over the go bush bash bosh,
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: you're out the gap. Give her a kiss, Give him
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: a kiss. Shaky Handy's thanks very much. Right next, and
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: it's you're after the races, and really they talk to people.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I saw another of course, the algorithm and you're watching
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: knows this. And I saw another one from somebody else
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: and they were quizzing these people. You know, it's like,
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: do you love your husband? Like, oh, I don't even
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: know my husband. Seems what if he was cheating? They
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: were like, listen, I'm old cheating with a woman. Think
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: I'm okay with It gets weird and it's a e
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: there on only fence. No, that's weird. We're like, back
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: up the truck there, Norah, did you what You're okay?
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, you know, he's got a good job,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: just saying he's not a lazy bastard. Everybody's got their foot,
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Varn Atam only somehow more grim.
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: Way more grim like it it's like, I don't.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Think that could be possible.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: It's the it's the list Dung district of.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: They If they've got a comedy stage, we'll play it, buddy,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: We'll play up for the night. But care, as head
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: once said, the Chinese a great bunch of lads.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: I mean they know efficiency. I give them that. For
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: good or for ill, they know efficiency. Do you know
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: what I mean? Would you have to be efficient too?
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: If you know what I mean, if you're operating like
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: this life. But at the same time, where all the boats.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Well, speaking speaking of efficient lads, and we're gonna move
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: on to the next segment of the show, because the
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Chinese are in need a great bunch of lads, and
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: we've got perhaps the opposite of that. As everybody knows,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: every week we pick a lad. Sometimes it's this lad
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: or that lad, and then again this lad, now there's
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: that guy.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: And in this case it's the leads. Most these lads, yes,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: and these leads.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: From I'm trying to tom to alab Where are we Alabama?
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in Coleman County, Alabama. Thanks to everybody, So essentially,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, I would you will need to put up
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: the mugshot pictures. By the way, do you said this
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: on to me? I nearly crashed the car because it
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: just opened because Spotify was open and this just opened
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: and there's one picture of what in the NEMO crisis McBride.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: So to wait like five minutes before a couple in
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: and have a good look, it was like, oh my god.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: So essentially what has happened is an entire police force
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: of eight, which is typically eight officers, but there's four
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: officers and a receptionist have been put on leave kind
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: of like they've been arrested, but it's put on leave
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: Andy not being charged just yet. Like it's pretty much
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: the whole station has been stood down while they investigate
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: the most ridiculous carry on, like this is some super
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: trooper level what y atlets like?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Honestly come you know? When I saw the headline first,
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: it suggested that the entire police Department of Alabama bell
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: the Bell had been disbanded. Not the case. It's one
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: particular precinct. So supertroopers is general, is exactly it. If
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: you could imagine supertroopers, there was like six cops that
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: worked that that precinct, that district. So I guess that's
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: what they're do in America is like six cops here,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: it's not like six, and there's a rotating staff, and
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: there's like one hundred lads work in the snow. It's
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: like six guys. We've seen this, We've seen Reacher, We've
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: seen reach a committed town and there's corrupt cops. But
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: there's only like four or five of them. That's all
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: the people that work in Last Garden station.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: But to be fair, it's only thirty two hundred people
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: in this town of Hensville. So they got to covered.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: You know, well, you'd say they have it covered, right,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: but while go on, they were dieted by a grand
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: jury on multiple charges, right, and the multiple charges has
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: turned out to be some of the most mental shit.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Like they got picked up first, It got first got
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: pinned last August when the dispatch dude who was on
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: the on the old dispatch, going one, what's your emergency?
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: He died on the job.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Forty nine I'm dying.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: He died on the job from fentanyl which he took
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: from the evidence room.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not laughing that the man lost his life, but Jesus, God,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: damn it. That's you know, and here's the thing about Alabama, Tom,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: And I'm not entirely certain. I could blindfolded point with it.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: On the map of the it's if you look at
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: the pananle that is Florida. Yes, top left hand corner
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: top left is Alabama. And yeah, it'd be where like,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: oh god it you know it does Big Air Force Base.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Now what's you know.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: It's I know that it was. It was where Justified
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: was set.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: So I I kind of get the layer of what
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: it is. Like I'm not we're not calling these people rednecks.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: We're not calling them hicks. We'll not call them hillbillies.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: With that being said, Tom continue with the story.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: What I do love is that they all have like
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: like they all have serial killers names, Like what was the.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: List of names there?
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Body? What's your what's your second name?
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: Jar?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: My second name is Jared Thomas.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're Jared Thomas Bright. Perfect. Like if you
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: put the third after your name, you've definitely tried to
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: kill a president. Thomas Patrick o'mony the third. I'm actually
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Thomas Patrick o'mony the fifth.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Actually, but there you are.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: So we had Cody Allen Kils he was thirty three
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: George and two cans of computer temporary. We had Jason
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: Scott Wheelbanks thirty seven George and two cans of computer
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: temporary and two counts of using the office of a
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: personal gains on that in the second and this is
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: the new enough police chief. He's only in the door
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: a while. Jason Shane Morland's second.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Jason of the bunch, Yes.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fifty one chores with two counts and fighter to
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: report ethics crame taylpering with a William Andrew They what
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: a name? William Andrew shell Nutt shall not thirty nine
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: chores with tempering with Eric Michael kill so August and
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: he's related to old Cody L. Kills forty four's charge
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: and four counts of un awful distribution of controlled substances
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: and two cans of conspiracy to unlowfully distribute control substance
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: and one of their I think there's a wife in
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: in there. Yes, she's been hauled into it like the
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: lands are just rifling through. You know.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I love I love him man, I love a man
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: shall not there because I can really see in better
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: circumstances that in the Jukes of Hazard style setting where
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: these were you not evil crup cops but just like
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: bumbling idiots. Yeah, I can just see a chief of
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: police yelling out the window.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Shall not.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Where is the shell?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: The Duke boys are running around all over town and
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: shell nuts up.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: But these guys are are And of course he's just
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: constantly cracking like pistachios and just spitting out the bits
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: because of course.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's crunching walnuts in his mouth hole and just
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: spitting out the shell. That's just how he does that.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: But these guys, I hate it, but on my serious voice, Tom,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: but these guys are charged with for all intents and purposes,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: going through the evidence locker cherry picking what it is
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: they wanted in terms of drugs that were seized, and
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: then either using it themselves to their eventual demise as
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: the as the dispatcher did, are selling it well to
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: be fair, back to the community.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: It's it's like it's nearly a joke that you think
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: about it going ash. The cops are just selling us.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: You can could be tough. It's tough going to hide
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: that to be somebody grassy up like they to give
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: them their jew. They were all in on it together,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: and even new police chief, Like when the police chief
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: comes in, it's like, hey, you guys, you guys haven't
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: getting the old rocking wood bind out and are having
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: a little too too, or like yeah, are you angry? No,
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited right now. This is amazing, what.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: An amazing opportunity for us to get rich.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: And and but they would leave the evidence room like
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: like there's so many things you can like the door
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: be hanging wide open, anybody can just saunter in and
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: just have a bit of a gimmy around inside whatever
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: boxes and stuff.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: But of course this is what this has done, like
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: has made a complete bollocks of loads of cases now
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: even pending cases, because if evidence was to be used
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: right prove that it hasn't been tampered with it. And
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: of course these lads have had their pause and everything
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: rooting it around. Half of it has been in their
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: arts pocket. There's one bloke there and I guessing you
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: shall not because we have the picture, but I don't
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: know who's who. But it's the guy that Jerry's gonna problem. Yeah,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: like you ain't never saying nothing that said just a
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: brother relationship closer than I mean. He makes the lads
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: that were on that making a murderer movie look like
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: to the most suave bastards ever, I mean, one blown West.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: It's unbelievable, this one guy.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: And like, one thing we will try not to do
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: in the Tom and Jerry Show is to like slag
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: someone for their physical appearance, because you can be a
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: bad person and handsome as well. You know, that's you know,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: that's just what it is. We try not to get
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: too petty, We try not to get you know, too
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: snide about appearances. With that that's been said, Tom the
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: fucking bullbedes lad is fucking Jesus Christ.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: If he walked in to the Chinese you know, the
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: the Chinese board of Management that we're checking on people
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: that were getting married and not if he walked in,
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: that's the bloke I'm talking about them when they go, William,
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: you're all right by your.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: The other the other four lads, the other four lads,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: they look like, you know, don't mess with me, Southern
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: police officers like they look like cops. They look like
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: the kind of guys that you see in America with
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: the mirrored sunglasses on, toothpick, don't don't tread on me,
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: hats and all this kind of crack in Blue Line
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: guys all this kind of ship. Yeah, and then you
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: have this other guy who looks like one of the
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Angel family from Judge Dread.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's actually a perfect, perfect analogy.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: He is. He's the you know, he's the guy that
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: can smash down a door, like you know, if they're
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: going on a raid and it's like we can't get in,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: it's like get shall not up here, and he just
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: comes up with no baton ramas.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: You're like, do you know what he looks like like?
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: Had he had another path in life, the w W
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: would have taken him on to be in with the Wyatts,
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: you know in yeah, yeah, don't.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: Say he looks like Mongo from Basing Saddles.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: And floors the horse, this guy seeing Florida Horse.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Like.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: There's a couple of things, right, and I'm not again
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: you can't judge too harshly on people, right, but there's
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: a there was, like I said, there was a a spouse.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: The woman the board of one of the lads. Her
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: name is Donna reed kelso she's married.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: To assume one of the other councils there.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: She's married to Eric. Right now, Eric is forty four,
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: there is sixty three. I mean, look again, there might
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: be a lack of women in the area, much like
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: in China. I'm guessing it. But you think at sixty
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: three now she'd have a bit of cop on because
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: that's a bit of a mother fig. That's another figure.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna slack the age difference
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: now because Maye the December works book ways. Buddy, Yeah,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I will say.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: That's a big fucking age difference. I'm sorry. No, you're
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: forty four? Could you marry and Nana sixty? Like Curlers
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: in sixty three years of age? House quote?
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Like you know that's what he wants. Sam, Here's what
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I will say.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: You'd say she's dependable, but this one clearly isn't because
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: she's down for distribution, conspiracy and unlawful distribution of controlled substances.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Nedda got gay. She's a bad bag, I gotta tell you.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: She and We've got options as to who this woman
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: is because she is Calso and there is another Calco.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: She's definitely married to Eric, she' black. If she's married
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: to Cody, he's thirty three, Jesus, Well.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Your options where Tom, she's married to him, she's a sister,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: or option three, she's bothd.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Why go downtown for low you can go across the corridor.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but god damn and again, like you know, we're
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: slagging because these are bad people. These are you know,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: sworn in to serve and protect, and they are serving
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: and protecting themselves. They are serving themselves drugs that they've
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: busted off the street, and they are protecting their wallets
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: by self. And I there say, like, you know, when
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden done Tom, you know there might
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: be another couple of charges coming here. But these guys
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: literally poked a hole in the wall of the evidence
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: room to put their hand through and take drugs out
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: when nobody was around with the key. Yeah, I don't
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: understand that.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: And the old lad William that died and they were going, ah,
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean, what would you be
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: taken on the job that killed him? Like, I mean,
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: at most you have some level of responsibility. I'll take
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: these home and I'll get sucked up there here. I'll
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: smoke the little ability old Devil's cabbage just to take
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: the edge of the day. Oh no, old William was found.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: These are drugs he got in the evidence room. Wait
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: here to this concoction fentanyl, right, Gabby, pentiton, diazepan and
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: for rent and amphetamine, carosoda, parole and meta carbonyl. Like
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: that's six things he's.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Where that meta carbonyl is the bomb.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: That looks like he could have been done for you know,
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: terrorism as well as and he.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Was trying to and Tom, he was taking all that
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: and dispatching cars. Where was he dispatching them too? He
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: was dispatching them to the fucking shadow realm?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: So everyone off, you go another car after the shadow realm,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: you can go much like last week, you could head
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: to Etarnia and meet Hi man. Sorry, come go again there,
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Please dispatch hell every band.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: I'm getting reports coming in car today, getting reports coming
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: in of pink elephants on parade, very Joseph. So we
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: will chime back in with these folks down the way.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: But this week's this lad.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Are these lads in an.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Entire police department in Alabama? And now one can only
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: assume what the police department disbanded in that particular county
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: that it's just lawlessness and you can do whatever the
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: hell you want. Although it sounds to me, Tom like
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: that's kind of what it was.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: Anyway, it's all being started because and I got I
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: gotta say I'm the lad you came around to this,
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: because I get to say this man's name out loud.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: The district attorney has sorted it out. He's brought over
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: a couple of lads, probably state troopers or whatever, going
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: to take over the place, clean house. You know his name.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: This is the district Cullman, district attorney. His name is
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: wait near this Chimp Crocker, Champ Crocker. What fucking.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: America. I gotta tell you. It's one thing you guys do, right,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: It's have a district attorney that sounds like he's a
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: character from Streets to Range.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: And to be honest, he's kind of disappointed when you
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: hear when you see him, because you're expecting, like you know,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: like short, open down, what the hell is around again?
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Like he wears he you know, he wears cowboy but
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: he's a suit wearing, pencil neck looking guy. But his
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: voice is very outabama. He's like, we are going to get.
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: This sword because real long and row. My name is
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Chad Crocker, and like, thank Lord Cyber for having us
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: here today. Like steady on, it's just the news. Champ,
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: tell us what's going to happen, like I said.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: Or Lord and Cyber to tell me that we're going
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: to go ahead and clean house with these people. They
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: are really are disrespectful and the people of you know,
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: cool Meal and Nasville and Plainsville.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ all way, you are everything you should be
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: as an American district attorney. Champ. He fully like what
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: you know, Champion, like Tyson what was.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: What was his name that it was shortened down to
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Champ And there's no like.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: There's no inverted commerce. It's not like you know, he's
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: like there was a there was a fellow that was
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: going for election here recently and his name was it
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: was it John Chicken something or other like like put
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: they put his nickname in there. But this doesn't seem
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: to be any kind of nickname. I'm guessing this l
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: like Tyson Fury has named his kids things like a
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Dunnus and Apollo, even though you know that the lung
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: Felers run around kicking over wheel bins and yeah, looks
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: like but you go, well, of course you know he's
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: a romany gypsy of course, or he's you know he's
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: going to give him names like that, like you see
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: it coming. You know, the White's name is Paris. These
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: are things that you see coming. But old Champ, I'm
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, let's put a lot of pressure on a fellow.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: It was a nominative determinism, isn't it? Like you know
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: yourself something you want to be. But listen, Champ Crocker
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: is going to clean house down in Alabama. He's gonna
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: settle all scores. He's gonna settle all aroused Tom, And
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: you know, we could probably do a Champ Crocker every
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: now and then here on the Tom and Jerry Show
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: because we are partial to the odd right, don't stop.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: We are. It's so weird.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: It's something that I'm not shy of. It's not not
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: shy of. No, I've later we don't fall in the
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: fallout to often, but I think.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: We know the rows have been more sort of discussions,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: open ended discussions, rather than rows. But at the same time, Tom, like,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm like, if you disagree with me, I'm
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: gonna go through you for a short cut one hundred percent.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: And I welcome it because right now, Jerry, you could
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: literally go through me and out the other side and
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: not even don't even touch your shoulders.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Well, Tom, the route this week is very, very simple.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: It's who is best Brian Johnson or Brian Johnson two
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Johnson's special agent Johnson no relation Brian Johnson did he
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: We've got to Brian Johnson's for you, buddy. We've got
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Brian Johnson, the billionaire health freak who plans to live
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: forever through an intense daily routine that requires up to
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: and including one hundred separate supplements. And on the other hand,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: you've got Brian Johnson, the seventy seven year old lead singer.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Of AC DCS.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: So I was thinking, yeah, it has spent, to my mind,
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: fifty years at least at least drinking the head out
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: of himself and rock and roll all night and party
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: every day where.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: The petty hat and a nice perm I don't yeah.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sleeping in the back of a bus three and
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: forty days of the year. Now, where this all came about,
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Tom Anadi the listeners was that by the time you
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: find folks listen to the Tom and Jerry Show, it
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: will be lent around the corner. Ash Wednesday is next
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Wednesday's here deciding what it is that you drop and
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: what it is that you abstain from further the month
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: of Lent, if you are indeed a member of the
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Catholic fate, or if you're just one of these comday
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: gold day Catholics to just pick the good times like Lent.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: And if there's a king of giving stuff up, it
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: is Brian Johnson, the billionaire. He's forty some odd years
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: of ages, but forty eight. You know this guy to
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: see he looks like data from Star Trek. He's got
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: all of skin, Tom, He's got skin the same color
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: as cigarette packages these days. He's got that green looking
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: skin because he is determined to live forever by just
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: doing none of the things that causes the human body
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: to age. Is it?
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Hope? Is that the Yeah? Hope, I think waxy he Yeah,
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: he looks like he's off you know what I mean,
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Like there's something off right with this guy. Because I
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: watched I got halfway through the documentary, to be honest
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: with you, it just started to descending the Oh.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen the documentary, but I've been I've been
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: aware of this guy for some time.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. Yeah, he's not shy about what it is.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: That he's doing. And he's very noisy online.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: So he does he takes up the like sixty two
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: tablets in the morning. He's doing. None of this is convenient.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: He's claiming that what he's trying to do is make
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: himself like defeat deaths, so that he's basically a living
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: experiment for other people. Now, if that is really the case,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: and I was thinking, you know what, in one way, yeah,
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: there will be this scoveries to be made off. And
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: see how the body like it is grueling, you know
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: what I mean. He's up at four and a half four,
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: he's got like the infrared on his face down and
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: at night and he's, you know, Jesus every night it's
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: an ordeal, like it's a you know, it's called Christ above.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: But if this is in the name of science for humans, okay,
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: he's weird looking.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Like there's a weird looking man.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: There's jacked thirty year olds, right, and there's even jacked
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: forty seven year olds, but they looked like a jacked
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: forty seven year old, you know what I mean, just
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: a brutus looking fella. Because at that stage the muscle
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: starts to turn a bit outful of muscle that powerful stuff.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Do you know you turn it's not for show anymore.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: But this guy has kind of got that like he's
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: he wants to be a model kind of a look.
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: And the hair is too the hair has definitely dyed.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: It's in the it's in too bright of a place.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: The skin looks like it's after getting real tin. You
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: notice that with like old wrestlers and stuff, the skin
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: gets real thin, like there's a type. Let's do it anymore.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: And and and I'll tell you as well. His skin.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: One of his anti aging hacks is that the sun
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: will will age a guy. And I'm like, you know, yeah,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: that's that all right, you've seen that before all you
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: look like you've been hating this on all day. So
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: he gets very moderated sun exposure to the point where
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: he just doesn't have a tan. He just is, you know, weird,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: weird looking for him.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: And that's that's I think he needs a little bit
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: of sun, right. But this is the thing. So the food,
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: everything is measured down to to the point that he
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: needs a personal assistant right to keep an eye on
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: everything there.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: This must be said as well, Tom, this man is
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: a billionaire with a.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Be Okay, billion I didn't think it was that. No,
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: he's not. He's well up there, want to tip it
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: the cap. He's self made, right, he's self made now
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: he No, he's he is.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: He can't like, I don't take my hat to billionaire
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: to he anyone can get it.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: Anyone can get it, you're right, but he I'm watching
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: it and I'm going, why did like, what are you
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: running from? Because nobody has that kind of dry like
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: you know, you're going, Okay, you're not a bad looking guy,
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: You're white, you're a really richer're in America. Everything is
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: stacked in your favor right now, you know what I mean.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: I'm going, what is this drive? Because normally, like liver King,
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: nobody can understand what was wrong with this guy? Yeah, okay,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: he was trying to promote a crazy brand, you know,
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: but you could see what his brand was. It was
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: right on the nose. He's the guy is trying to
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: sell supplements. Yeah okay, he's eating fucking bulls testicles and
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: stuff like that, and the wife is terrified of him.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: The two children don't know what to make in a scenario.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: It was hilarious to point, Yes, he was doing lots
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: of drugs. We know, yes, for God's sake, his six
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: packs had six packs. But when we look into it,
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: then he's traumatized because his father was killed in action.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: And you're like, okay, and you can you know, and
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: you're like, okay, we yes, that's where that is. And
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: then they dig a little deeper and he goes, so
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: what's the crack, Like you know what you added in
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: another life? He was like, oh, I hated my other life.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: I was so depressed. I was thinking about killing myself, Like,
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: oh Jesus Christ, here we go. Turns out he's born
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: into like Salt Lake City level Mormonism and didn't sit
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: with him well at all. Tall at all, yes, and
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: he was a bit on the tubby side, which, to
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: give him his credit, he like this guy turned at
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: one eighty like he was. He was American looking, do
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Polish ort on, a bit
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: of a tire and then got ha got himself in gear.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: But you're going all right, And I think like he
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: named what is his name? The fucking his young Felenny
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: was hanging around with him. I'm sure he was only
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: making weird as well with the carry on where I
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: tapped out him like I can't this is a this
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: is a broken toy, you were a broke toys or
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: and this isn't for the better but the humanity at
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: all at all?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: And yeah, and and and like here's the thing as well,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: I was going to tell you, like, you know what
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be in a billionaire. You know, he's not doing
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: all this and then working on the building sites, do
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So he is the kind
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: of guy that can say, right, I'm not going to
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: you know, incurring injury you know down the minds, well,
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: this is it. I often all very soft and shit.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: People wonder you know we talked about last week, we
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: talked about the special treatment that that chap got that's
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: playing hemid like you look at like, people wonder how
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: is Brad Pitch just keeping It's because Brad Pitt doesn't
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: do a fucking.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Stroke, you know, has the money to have the finest
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: of Everton and the nips and the tucks and all that.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: So so that's Brian Johnson. On the other hand, you've
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: got Brian Johnson.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: About seventy seven, seventy years wonderful.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: That we've we've got a control subject here that we
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: cane to do them much like, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: seventy seven years of age, it must be said for
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: seventy seven the picture health. Of course, he's a hale
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: and hearty looking seventy seven year old man. And here
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: is a guy that played heavy metal music every night
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: of his life to the point that it made him deaf.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: But he's back though, he's back in black.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: But he's back in black. He got the years back
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: working again.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, all right, but I'm back working stem
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: cells or whatever it was. But he was back. I've
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: seen the man in Croke Park last year and I
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: will tell you he was a wee bit slower. But
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: here's a man that sawced himself in Jack Daniels, not
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: maybe to the extent that Lemmy from Motorhead drank the
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: whole lot and like didn't get up at half four
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: in the morning to drink nutrients. Tom. I saw one
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: bit of Brian Johnson, billionaire, and he was like, yes,
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I like to dance. It's a it's a It sets
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: my rhythms up for the day. I you know, every
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: now and then it does me good. And here I
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: am at a dance party and he's having a dance,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: and then you look at it and you see that
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: this is a party that he threw for himself at
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Hawi three for fifteen minutes and then he just sent
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: everybody home. That's my allocated dancing time fifteen minutes at
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: half three in the day, because I don't want it
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: to disrupt my sleep.
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: What got me was the sixty five supplements in the morning.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: I'm like, after the love of Jesus Christ, and he's
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: drinking his own piss and everything. Jared's yeah, it's just yeah.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: We've got We've got Brian Johnson, billionaire who undergoes regular
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: plasma transplants with his son where he strips himself of
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: all his plasma and playlists and whatnot and gets the
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: youthful son's DNA injected into himself. And on the other hand,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: you've got Brian Johnson ac DC, who has never had
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: all his plasma taking out that he fucking knows about.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: He can't promise you it didn't have And at some stage,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: so what I put to you now, Tom, what is
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: the basis of this route that we've got to Brian
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Johnson's one hard living, heavy rocker, drinking, smoking, roar on
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: the face of himself. So then like he's not like
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Michael Bolton out singing mellow tunes in the Man, he's
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: screaming his face off years.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's out there back blag like, yeah, I said you.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: On the other hand, you've got Brian Johnson living in
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: a sealed bubble of an apartment just so temperature so
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: that he can quote unquote be healthier for longer. I
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: propose to you, Tom o'money that there's a middle ground
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: there somewhere.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: I'm not even sure there is, because I think Brian,
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: if you're just a bit of a cute hour like
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: like Brian Johnson back in I'm just looking up here.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Brian Johnson back in two thousand and nine was diagnosed
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: with Barrett syndrome, so it pulled the twenty ten tour.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: But doctors because he just they diagnosed him with a
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: year and feel a bit shit like and they had
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: a look at him and he went, oh, yeah, it's
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: parents syndrome, which obviously it does. It develops into cancer.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: They nipped it in the boat back on track by
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: twenty eleven.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Not a supplement was had, not a thing.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: They just nipped it in the boat. It no a
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: nice one, but he gave.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Brian Johnson ac DC a course of antibiotics to take
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: for whatever he had. And his first question, I can
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: promise you was can I drink on these?
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Do you know what that man does for therapy?
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: He drives really really fast cars. He raises. That's it,
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: that's what he does, Like you know what I mean?
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: And he's seventy seven. He like it's hard to even control,
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: have a controlled comparison to the other guy's only forty seven.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: And he kind of looks in pain all the time,
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: like do you know what I mean? They're measuring his
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: shite and everything, like it's for the love of Christ,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Like Brian Johnson doesn't know at what point of the
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: day he's going to take a shit. It may lend
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: in the trousers, it may not. He may make it
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: to the toilet. But he's still what happens happens. You know.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: He's still driving around the range of overdoing carpool karaoke
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: with with Lady Gaga, having the time of their life,
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: still wear his hat, still has his black permount the side.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: Do you know the.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: It's it's it's there you go. All I can say
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: to Tim is that is the row. You can let
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: me know, or you can let the listeners know, or
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: listeners can let us know which side of the dice
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: you land on. Whether it's like live perfectly healthy your
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: whole life, don't drink, don't smoke, don't party, or party
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: all the fuck you want and make it to nearly
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: eighty as our friend and Brian Johnson and a c D.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: That's where I think the middle ground is is that
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: you either go hard as fuck in either direction. This
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: middle ground stuff, it's going to get you. If you're
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: in the middle ground, I think you go hard as
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: fuck either.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking opinion. So let's find out whatever
• 54:00
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• 54:02
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• 54:22
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• 54:31
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• 54:34
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• 55:29
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• 55:31
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• 55:34
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• 55:37
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• 55:39
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• 55:41
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• 55:43
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• 55:47
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• 55:48
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• 55:53
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• 56:31
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  Speaker 1: That's that's over there from Bob John and Alabama. Oh fuck,
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• 56:49
  Speaker 2: Fuck, he's gonna send his wife after us. All right, okay,
• 56:56
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• 56:58
  Speaker 2: So you know you know what my next portcollis.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: No Tom to the toilet.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Going by going by what you said earlier, you could
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: be going anywhere, Budy.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: Right, No, factually, come in better, better put my pandbers on.
• 57:11
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