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YOUR DATING ICKS! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: We always are ready to take calls on IX, dating X,
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  Speaker 1: life X.
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  Speaker 2: What kind of ick do you have? Melissa?
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  Speaker 3: I remember this in my early twenties. I went on
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  Speaker 3: a date with this guy. We went out to eat.
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  Speaker 3: We went to Red Robin, and as he's eating, he
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  Speaker 3: proceeds to tell me that his thing is he never
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  Speaker 3: eats the last bite of any.
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  Speaker 4: Of his food.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm noticing throughout the night there's just like nubs
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  Speaker 3: of his He got a cheeseburger and size, and there
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  Speaker 3: were just like nubs of his fries. And then he
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  Speaker 3: didn't eat. He didn't eat the last bit of his cheeseburger.
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  Speaker 3: I just never I can't even remember what I said
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  Speaker 3: when he said that, because I bet if he hadn't
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  Speaker 3: said anything, I wouldn't even notice it. But it's literally
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  Speaker 3: a core memory.
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  Speaker 5: I remember it.
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  Speaker 1: I have a friend, so you tell me that, Let's
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  Speaker 1: say there's thirty five French fries. Instead he nibbled each one,
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  Speaker 1: but so they're just a little ball of each French fry.
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  Speaker 2: They're like thirty five balls.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it was like a germ thing, like he didn't
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  Speaker 3: want to eat where he's see you were touching.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, just left over for he ate ninety
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  Speaker 1: nine percent of the French fry or what.
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  Speaker 6: If it's so you see how many French fries you've
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  Speaker 6: actually eaten.
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  Speaker 1: But then he also let no because he ate, he
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  Speaker 1: didn't eat the rest of the hamburger either, so he
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  Speaker 1: just left. So there's just a little bite of the
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  Speaker 1: hamburger and thirty five little balls that are French ruck.
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  Speaker 3: It's bizarre and I'll never forget it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is odd.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I would like to hear more about why
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  Speaker 6: he chooses.
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  Speaker 7: A calorie thing, like if I eat all these that's
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  Speaker 7: way too many calories. But if I eat some of it,
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  Speaker 7: then I'm showing.
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  Speaker 3: I think I proceeded with why, and I think he
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  Speaker 3: said something like I don't know, I just I just
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  Speaker 3: never I just have always eaten like this, and I
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  Speaker 3: was just like, okay, needless to say, there was in
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  Speaker 3: a second, I can stay after that.
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  Speaker 8: I think you're onto something with the like germ thing though,
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  Speaker 8: because I have a friend that does the same thing
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  Speaker 8: and she says it's because it grosses her out.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, but I.
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  Speaker 6: Never I never asked me why you'd have to then
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  Speaker 6: pay attention. I feel like you should have gone out
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  Speaker 6: with him at least more time. And then is it
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  Speaker 6: only finger foods that he doesn't read? Or like, if
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  Speaker 6: he's eating salad with a fork, is there like a
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  Speaker 6: piece of lettuce left?
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  Speaker 3: I wonder where he is now with all his unfinished.
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  Speaker 8: Hard I have no glue.
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  Speaker 2: She loves an impression on you.
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  Speaker 5: He left something.
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  Speaker 1: So if he's eating just chicken fingers, he only eats
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  Speaker 1: three cords of chicken fingers and just leaves it there? Right,
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  Speaker 1: that's what he does? Does he just does he just
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  Speaker 1: anything with liquid? Like if he's drinking lemonade? Does he
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  Speaker 1: only drink three cords lemonade?
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't paying attention to the drink.
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  Speaker 1: I need his information, Melissa, there's an investigative reporter.
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  Speaker 2: You're not really go back to that day and find
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  Speaker 2: his information.
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  Speaker 5: I will. I shall find him, just in.
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  Speaker 1: Case if someone's listening that knows who he is, or
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  Speaker 1: if someone's listening that does the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Tell us why eight seven seven ninety seven one four seven.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks Melissa, Bye guys, Bye god.
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  Speaker 2: It Corinn, thanks for holding Hey it's Corey Corey. Oh
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  Speaker 2: I saw Corey. I saw Corinn.
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  Speaker 5: Good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so that gives me the ick that I gave
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  Speaker 1: you the wrong name. I'm sorry, and that's what you're
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  Speaker 1: calling about. X right, yeah, totally, what's your ick?
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  Speaker 2: What happened?
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  Speaker 5: So I was dating and I was on Tinder and
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  Speaker 5: there was a guy who I started talking to and
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  Speaker 5: she kept telling me, you know, we're communicating by a
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  Speaker 5: text and chat about his sports car and he wouldn't
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  Speaker 5: tell me what it was. And he was like, well,
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  Speaker 5: you're really gonna like my car, my sports car, and
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  Speaker 5: I was like okay, And eventually we ended up meeting
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  Speaker 5: and we get to the restaurant and it's upon yet,
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  Speaker 5: like a family sedan, and I was like, oh wow,
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  Speaker 5: and I don't care at all about a sports car.
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  Speaker 5: In fact, it wasn't me making any big deal about
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  Speaker 5: it. It was all him. And he gets out of the
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  Speaker 5: car and he's probably a solid four to five inches
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  Speaker 5: to order, and he said he was in his profile
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  Speaker 5: and I'm almost five nights. I'm a tall girl, and
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  Speaker 5: I was like, this is kind of wild. And then
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  Speaker 5: he opened his mouth and he also had a list,
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  Speaker 5: and so he asked me if I liked his sports car.
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  Speaker 5: He was like I can't. Oh no, okay, no, he
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  Speaker 5: can't win that serious.
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  Speaker 2: I just googled a Pontiac G six for sale near me.
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  Speaker 1: There's a twenty ten G six with ninety five miles
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  Speaker 1: on it for five nine dollars.
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  Speaker 2: That's probably overpriced.
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  Speaker 6: It is funny, how like, Yeah, it's like the one thing.
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  Speaker 6: It's like, you you want to get the guy that
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  Speaker 6: benet a doubt, you want to like him, and then
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  Speaker 6: something happened and it's just dick, that's it. I had
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  Speaker 6: I told you guys this before. I had a friend
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  Speaker 6: who also went on a date with a guy who
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  Speaker 6: had a lisp, and she's like and he had to Like,
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  Speaker 6: they went out for dinner and he had to pick
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  Speaker 6: sushi for dinner and ordered the salmon sushushi salmon sashimi,
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  Speaker 6: and she was like, I wanted to, but I just
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  Speaker 6: couldn't get over it.
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  Speaker 5: Like it was just that.
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  Speaker 6: That thing, and we all have that one thing, and
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  Speaker 6: it's like you just you want to give him the
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  Speaker 6: bit of doubt.
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  Speaker 1: No, God, no, she's like those guys they try a
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  Speaker 1: lot harder to make you happy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: No, this guy, I don't think that was in his wheelhouse.
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  Speaker 5: He also told me he had to watch the sectony
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  Speaker 5: on the State so over was very strange, and he
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  Speaker 5: kept asking me all these questions, and all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 5: I was like, you're asking me questions because you you
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  Speaker 5: want me to ask you the same questions. Then I've
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  Speaker 5: been a manager most of my life. I kind of
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  Speaker 5: switched gears from date to like being a manager, and
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  Speaker 5: it's like, so tell me. He asked me if I
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  Speaker 5: had any long standing health issues, which I thought was
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  Speaker 5: really strange, and I said no, I don't, but do
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  Speaker 5: you such a weird question? And he was like, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I have a botched vasectomy. And I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: do tell, like please, So what happened? He told me
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  Speaker 5: after having an asseect to me he had come home
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  Speaker 5: and was sitting in an armchair relaxing and they had
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  Speaker 5: a dog and their family that ran up and jumped
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  Speaker 5: on him. Now that's the whole thing up.
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  Speaker 2: So is he deformed?
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  Speaker 8: Well, is that technically a bo if it was the
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  Speaker 8: dog that didn't not recovery?
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  Speaker 1: Right, But if he's telling you that it's weird because
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  Speaker 1: of a sectomy so that you don't get somebody pregnant again,
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  Speaker 1: and if he's saying botch paseectamy, it's like he's telling
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  Speaker 1: you he can get you pregnant.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I mean it was never going to get there anyway.
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  Speaker 5: With his sports card.
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  Speaker 2: Everything he said was wrong. It's fascinating. Yeah. Wow, all right,
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  Speaker 2: Rich take note Pontiac six.
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  Speaker 1: We'll always take your calls eight seven seven nine four seven, Greg,
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  Speaker 1: thanks for holding.
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  Speaker 9: Hey went on a date the other day, Right, this
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  Speaker 9: girl I met on Hinge and we meet a restaurant.
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  Speaker 9: Date's going well enough, and about thirty minutes in, I'm
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  Speaker 9: enjoying myself. I think she is as well. And I
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  Speaker 9: hear this cough and it sounded like it came from her,
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  Speaker 9: but I'm looking right at her and she didn't cough,
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  Speaker 9: so I figure, okay, it's almost like it came from
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  Speaker 9: her phone. And I looked at her and she looked confused,
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  Speaker 9: and she realized I heard the cough, and she just
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  Speaker 9: like grabs her phone and holds it to her chest
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  Speaker 9: and she gets this like very embarrassed look on her face.
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  Speaker 9: And then I demanded, hey, you know, show me your
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  Speaker 9: phone what just happened there? And she turns it around
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  Speaker 9: and I see that she's been on FaceTime with a
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  Speaker 9: friend for the entire date.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm upset.
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  Speaker 9: Of course, I'm like she tried to explain she was
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  Speaker 9: getting advice and she thought that she needed her friend
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  Speaker 9: to be there for moral support throughout the date. And
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  Speaker 9: I was just like, it's a violation, you know, like
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  Speaker 9: having somebody else like eavesdropping on the date, first date, right,
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  Speaker 9: unknowingly listening to the whole conversation, somebody I don't even know,
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  Speaker 9: and you know, she couldn't even talk to me one
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  Speaker 9: on one, so, you know, sack to say I ended the.
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  Speaker 3: Date, that's weird.
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  Speaker 8: I feel like if it was the friend, like why
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  Speaker 8: not just pull up to the restaurant of the bar
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  Speaker 8: and stack out in the.
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  Speaker 2: Corner and watch maybe in the same town, you know.
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  Speaker 2: So as you heard the conversation, as.
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  Speaker 1: You're telling this story, I'm trying to think what would
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  Speaker 1: I do in that situation? And I would think you
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  Speaker 1: should have had fun with it for sure. Pick up
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  Speaker 1: the phone, turn it around. How am I doing so far?
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  Speaker 2: This question? Yeah, what's up? How are you? What's your story?
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  Speaker 1: And have fun with it if you really liked the girl,
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  Speaker 1: because uh, I mean that is kind of funny, little.
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  Speaker 2: Cough, you know.
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  Speaker 7: And the other thing too, is I feel like, in
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  Speaker 7: this room, let's say one of our friends is on
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  Speaker 7: a first date they weren't sure about and they asked
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  Speaker 7: us to come along. On FaceTime, we would all be like, hell, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I want to bring the popcorn. So they're probably having
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  Speaker 7: fun with it. You should have had fun with it.
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  Speaker 7: I don't even think that's a nick.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, you don't think it's like just to be lying
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  Speaker 9: to somebody on a first date a little generous.
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  Speaker 1: You know what you could have done too? You could
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  Speaker 1: have done what the reason she was there? Then you
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  Speaker 1: should have made like terrified her. Then she should have
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  Speaker 1: started bringing up serial Killer documentary.
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  Speaker 6: And her friend from Morals work because she's had a
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  Speaker 6: terrible experience your backpacks.
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  Speaker 9: I think the nicest thing I could have done would
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  Speaker 9: be to teach her friend how to use the mute
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  Speaker 9: feature that might have that would have been nice. But yeah,
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  Speaker 9: I can see how I could have turned it into
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  Speaker 9: something funny. Uh And you know, I see how you
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  Speaker 9: know I could have I could have turned it into
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  Speaker 9: something scary. But you know, in the end, respecting mine,
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  Speaker 9: I didn't think that it was a sign that that
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  Speaker 9: she and I had any future together.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I all right, man, Well, thanks for calling in,
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for sharing that funny yick, have a great day Ranks.
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  Speaker 1: If you have any other ones, shoot us a call
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  Speaker 1: eight seven seven ninety three seven one O four seven.
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  Speaker 2: Rich