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90 Day Fiancé 1215 “It's Better to Bend Than Break” Part 1 · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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Speaker 1: Hello, everyone, Welcome back to Vanity Farrah. My name is
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Speaker 1: Chris Farrah, and today I'm talking ninety Day Fiance. It's
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Speaker 1: season twelve, it's episode fifteen. It's better to bend than break,
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Speaker 1: so you know, just be flexible in life. Just know
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Speaker 1: that to survive you have to sometimes give. And you know,
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Speaker 1: that's just what it is, and that means that you
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Speaker 1: live another day and the person that couldn't do such,
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Speaker 1: you know, breaks breaks down. I don't know. I mean,
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Speaker 1: I don't have to tell you. That's like I guess,
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Speaker 1: real life. Shit. It's not a bad episode title because
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Speaker 1: I often make fun of them, and I feel like
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Speaker 1: that one, you know, is what it is. I don't
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Speaker 1: know exactly who that's in reference to, maybe Mallori and Rap,
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Speaker 1: like I think it's yeah, it's Mallori and Receipt, maybe
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Speaker 1: just like what she gave to bend than break. Okay,
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Speaker 1: I mean here we are going to, by the way,
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Speaker 1: start with Katie and Josh and I have a lot,
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Speaker 1: I have a lot of pictures, so I know it's
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Speaker 1: going to be a two part I'm so thankful that
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Speaker 1: you guys are listening. Thank you so much. It's back
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Speaker 1: to school time. Honey, I'm back from all my vacations.
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Speaker 1: I'm excited to kind of just like get back into
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Speaker 1: the groove as well as like focusing back on work.
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Speaker 1: And I mean, honestly any sort of like exercise routine possible,
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Speaker 1: and just you know, not being so singlely focused on
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Speaker 1: you know, things that were taking up the last like
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Speaker 1: you know, honestly year of my life. I mean, I
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Speaker 1: am such an extremist. I really find myself someone who
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Speaker 1: you know, goes from one obsession to another. So in
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Speaker 1: order for me to have balance, it's like the most weird, mindful,
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Speaker 1: constant check in to be like what am I doing
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Speaker 1: for this area? What am I doing for this Are
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Speaker 1: you moving? Are you you know, like meal prepping or
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Speaker 1: eating writer or making sure you have quality ingredients in
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Speaker 1: your house so that you're not ordering food and like
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Speaker 1: you know, wasting money and over you know whatever, like
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Speaker 1: you know, eating poorly all of that. Like and as
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Speaker 1: you know, obviously everyone has their own things. Everyone knows
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Speaker 1: how life is, so it's done. I'm not telling you
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Speaker 1: anything you don't know, but it's just sometimes in my
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Speaker 1: mind when I'm focusing on something, having to remember that
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Speaker 1: paying the bills, going to the doctor's appointments, you know,
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Speaker 1: like checking in unloved ones, you know, my own social life, writing,
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Speaker 1: you know, work that pays bills, you know, like all
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Speaker 1: of that surely is difficult, especially someone who you know, Like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: executive functioning is difficult for me, Like, you know, I'm
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Speaker 1: so thankful. I'm halfway in the middle of a return
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Speaker 1: right now, which is a big deal for me. It
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Speaker 1: was kidding. I sometimes make returns, and sometimes I really
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Speaker 1: try and talk myself into living with whatever it was.
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Speaker 1: This one, I can't possibly their shoes are too small.
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Speaker 1: They're gorgeous, so I have to return them because I
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Speaker 1: just it's like laughable. I like, honestly, I'm like I
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Speaker 1: bought them. I don't understand when what world did I think?
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Speaker 1: Was it my finger or was it them that decided
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Speaker 1: that I was gonna be like a size six. It's honestly,
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Speaker 1: like it's like Cinderella where I am the evil stepsister
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Speaker 1: and my mom is like, get your foot in that,
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Speaker 1: and it's like the smallest shoe, and I'm like, no,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna live here with you for the rest of
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Speaker 1: my life. But I get my fue on that shoe. No,
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Speaker 1: not in a way, no way get that. You know
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Speaker 1: girl that we like make clean up everything and have
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Speaker 1: her do it dainty feet, demure ass feet, howney, She'll
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Speaker 1: do it anyway, God blessed. Speaking of that kind of shoe,
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Speaker 1: I did buy that, like Chloe Jelly, which is in
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Speaker 1: the shape of Cinderella's shoe. You know I'm talking about.
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Speaker 1: It's like kind of like a low kitten heel, kind
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Speaker 1: of peep toe. Well, you know, and it is kind
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Speaker 1: of like heel. Anyway, Surely you're like, can you start
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Speaker 1: this recap? And I'm like, yeah, no, I get it.
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Speaker 1: I get it. However, at the same time, thank you
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Speaker 1: so much listening and thank you so much for listening
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Speaker 1: things will feed into things, and we can talk about
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Speaker 1: some pop culture things, because for instance, you do know
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Speaker 1: that I've been obviously obsessed with, you know, talking about
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Speaker 1: the baby bald eagles and Jackie in Shadow in Big Bear,
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Speaker 1: and I cannot believe and on the meaning this, I
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Speaker 1: cannot believe since watching all that has happened, like it's
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Speaker 1: first of all heartbreaking and beautiful and sad and true.
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Speaker 1: It's like Feeder also a soap opera. I can't even
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Speaker 1: tell you. So as you know, Jackie and Shadow are
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Speaker 1: two birds. They're eagles in Big Bear that had two
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Speaker 1: babies this past spring, Sandy and Luna. And there was
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Speaker 1: all this drama because you know, like one of them
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Speaker 1: had a fludge where like they didn't like fly out right,
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Speaker 1: I told you all this, And then now their best
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Speaker 1: friends are fine and Shadow their dad is kept feeding them.
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Speaker 1: And there was like the situation where Jackie got sick
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Speaker 1: and like she tried to fend off some like sub
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Speaker 1: eagles that were in the area and then this one
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Speaker 1: like woman was like women, okay, this one eagle was
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Speaker 1: like that's the problem, by the way, I just did anyway,
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Speaker 1: this one eagle, you know, like people were like calling
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Speaker 1: Joelene or whatever. Jackie goes to a clinic or whatever,
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Speaker 1: and people give so much money that clinic and then Jackie,
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Speaker 1: by the way, passed away. Okay, hold on, rip Jackie
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Speaker 1: then cut to Shadow, who is now already entertaining a
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Speaker 1: younger egle who's named Katie k B. Those are the
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Speaker 1: initials one. It's tagged Eagle. And I'm going to tell
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Speaker 1: you right now, if you think I'm crazy about this,
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Speaker 1: you have no but fuck idea. What is happening on
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Speaker 1: Facebook with people who are like shadows, just like my
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Speaker 1: ex husband moving on so fast. I can't believe I'm
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Speaker 1: you know, like you you the level of absolute delusion
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Speaker 1: about these eagles that exist, people being like they killed them,
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Speaker 1: they killed her, that that Raptor Center killed her. They
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Speaker 1: wanted Jackie and her money, and they were just so
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Speaker 1: you know, jealous of her fame. They butchered her, like
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Speaker 1: you're just like, oh my god, you guys are I
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Speaker 1: can't eat. I mean, like really talking about it is
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Speaker 1: like horrible, horrible, It also just fascinating. Like I wish
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Speaker 1: I could tell you I will stop reading the comments,
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Speaker 1: but I just know where go for the craziest ones.
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Speaker 1: And I also know where to go for like the
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Speaker 1: right ones and like to know what's happening, and it's
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Speaker 1: like across the board. I just I cannot. It is
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Speaker 1: so much better than anything on television I think right now,
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Speaker 1: but I haven't been watching anything except for what am
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Speaker 1: I talking about? Any fiance? Okay, So Katie and Josh
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Speaker 1: ha ha ha. So I mean, can you just honestly
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Speaker 1: that's fine. I care about other things too. It's just
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Speaker 1: I wanted to bring that up because like, yeah, like
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Speaker 1: I could literally talk about that on YouTube with people.
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Speaker 1: I know that you guys, I know there are people
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Speaker 1: who know what I'm talking about and like want to,
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Speaker 1: like you know, comment and give me like live banter
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Speaker 1: on it, and I'm here for it. I'm also here
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Speaker 1: for like you know, Mary Poppins, feed the birds, yasified,
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Speaker 1: like you know, things that are just like fun to
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Speaker 1: talk about, fee the birds. Okay, Katie and Josh. So
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Speaker 1: they're flying back. They get off the plane, they act
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Speaker 1: honey like they for a moment, they are so exhausted
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Speaker 1: and they seem to be like so jet lagged and
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Speaker 1: so tired from this trip. I'm like, are they going
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Speaker 1: to London? Are they now traveling back to London. But no,
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Speaker 1: they're just they a forty five minute like Southwest Hop
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Speaker 1: skipping a junk to Oakland. They're making it seem like
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Speaker 1: it's a big deal. So they've obviously had their open
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Speaker 1: marriage talk. But they're kissing now whatever, she's kissing him
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Speaker 1: and you know, surprise, surprise. The girl who's like I have,
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Speaker 1: like Chris Faras says, she has executive dysfunctioned. This girl,
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Speaker 1: Katie god Bless, has even more than me. Like she
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Speaker 1: makes me look honey like Mary Poppins. Okay, you know,
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Speaker 1: like honestly feem birds eye. That's me. I'm just, like,
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Speaker 1: you know, on top of my shit compared to Katie
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Speaker 1: at the same time, god Bless and sometimes a little
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Speaker 1: bit Katie, Uh not really so, but are you like
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Speaker 1: making out? Okay? So anyway, she's like for the wedding,
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Speaker 1: I'm making making sure we're doing everything ourselves because I
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Speaker 1: am the following things, a procrastinator, overwhelmed. I don't know
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Speaker 1: how to make this. I obsess over things. I'm bossy,
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Speaker 1: and I'm cheap. I know that I'm all those things.
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Speaker 1: And on top of knowing that I'm all those things,
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Speaker 1: I'm the one getting there. I am the bride, so
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Speaker 1: I'm going to make sure that I'm doing Katie, which
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Speaker 1: is everything to make my life a living hell. Everyone
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Speaker 1: around me, I'm Katie. Josh is still there, so he's
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Speaker 1: no captive, you know what I'm saying, Like, there's no
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Speaker 1: cult of Katie. He's there free will. Okay, She's like,
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Speaker 1: I'm we're gonna do that. I'm gonna do the cake.
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Speaker 1: So we remember we saw whole ass tasting if I
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Speaker 1: was that cake tasting place where she brought her parents,
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Speaker 1: you know, when we would realize they hadn't done anything
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Speaker 1: and they hadn't had a venue yet, and she was like,
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Speaker 1: hey Mom, hey dad, can we get married at your house?
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Speaker 1: And they're like no. So now she's like, oh, I'm
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Speaker 1: not going to pay five hundred dollars for a cake? Girl,
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Speaker 1: much do you think wedding cakes were? Katie? See? Sometimes
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Speaker 1: Katie is so unbelievably delusional. I'm like, don't you know that, Katie?
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Speaker 1: And then if you do know that, like, why are
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Speaker 1: you wasting anyone's time? Like Katie, if you're gonna be
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Speaker 1: that frugal, I want you to at least get with
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Speaker 1: the times and know that like, yeah, wedding cakes are
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Speaker 1: very expensive, so if you or don't want to spend it,
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Speaker 1: just look online see how much it is, and don't
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Speaker 1: go in and be like, maybe I'll do a tasting
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Speaker 1: if you know, you're just gonna like bake something from
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Speaker 1: fucking either scratch or box by yourself. Okay, By the way,
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Speaker 1: I think you really can save money in a different
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Speaker 1: a lot of ways. And uh, weddings. I don't mind
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Speaker 1: someone and I could see a world in which, you know,
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Speaker 1: like if you had a small wedding, like I would
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Speaker 1: bake my own cake or something like that, because I'm
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Speaker 1: not a big cake person, Like surely I think that
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Speaker 1: food is more important. I don't think anyone's like, oh
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Speaker 1: my god, the food was so good, the music amazing,
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Speaker 1: the flower were so good, the cake was horrible. I
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Speaker 1: wish them death. I hope. I hope they get divorced.
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Speaker 1: You know, this divorce is upon them. Like no one's
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Speaker 1: like that because you know, cake is like meaningless to me,
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Speaker 1: Like I like certain cakes, but like truly is at
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Speaker 1: the end of the world. I also low KEI I'm like, Heytie,
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Speaker 1: can't you just make howver many cake pops? Make sure
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Speaker 1: you like throw them on the floor, each one just
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Speaker 1: like covered in industrial kitchen floor juice. I like cake pops,
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Speaker 1: clean ones. Okay, So she also said she's doing the
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Speaker 1: flowers for herself, and you know, I get it. I
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Speaker 1: want to save that money. You can really spend disgusting
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Speaker 1: amounts on flowers. Disgusting amounts I think. Yeah, like the dress,
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Speaker 1: some gorgeous dresses are whatever Anadelta's two hundred. It's fine.
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Speaker 1: You know, some dresses you can find either like on
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Speaker 1: sale or sample or from someone you know for super cheap,
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Speaker 1: and some are really expensive. I don't think you have
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Speaker 1: to spend a lot of money for a dress. Flowers
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Speaker 1: are hard, though, because it's not just getting a professional
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Speaker 1: like person to do it. That means that they set
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Speaker 1: it up and they do it all and they source
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Speaker 1: all the flowers and they make sure they're all cut,
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Speaker 1: and they you don't have to worry about getting water
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Speaker 1: anywhere or like you know, like pollen soot on you
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Speaker 1: or whatever on your white like all of that is
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Speaker 1: what you're paying for. And also just peace of mind
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Speaker 1: not having to think about it. So, but she's like,
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Speaker 1: I'm crafty, I like cooking. So what I really mean
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Speaker 1: is that is gonna boss everyone around. I want my
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Speaker 1: mom to prep the food. Oh no, maybe she wants
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Speaker 1: his mom to prep the food. His parents are coming
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Speaker 1: in and they come in to uh, they're going to
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Speaker 1: come in and so to prep so sorry, they're coming
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Speaker 1: in to help prep for the wedding. Now to prep
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Speaker 1: for them coming, Josh has decided to make They're tried
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Speaker 1: and true que cover mayonnaise sandwiches with the crusts cut off,
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Speaker 1: real English shit. They're like Katie's like, I'm gonna have
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Speaker 1: high tea. I'm like, what time is it? Is it four?
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Speaker 1: Is it three? I don't know. But also obviously it's
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Speaker 1: the meaning of the parents, which is a big deal.
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Speaker 1: His mom is named Rebecca and his dad is named Philip.
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Speaker 1: Now interesting parents. His mom is wearing a shirt that
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Speaker 1: can only be described as the kind of shirt where
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Speaker 1: nurses wear the same like style with and they all
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Speaker 1: get to pick their multiple pattern to wear and they
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Speaker 1: have like a couple in their closet that kind of shirt.
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Speaker 1: Why I say that because it's it's like a scrub,
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Speaker 1: but not really like usually scrubs are like bold colors.
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Speaker 1: But I feel like, you know, whether it's honey pediatric nurses.
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Speaker 1: There are there certain nurses God bless, and I'm so
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Speaker 1: happy for them. It's like, you know, I went to
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Speaker 1: Catholic school, so I know what it's like to wear
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Speaker 1: a uniform. And I also was in a sorority, so
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Speaker 1: I know what it's like to have to wear something
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Speaker 1: but can like mildly adjust it. Yeah, it's like that
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Speaker 1: kind of nurse shirt where you would go to a
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Speaker 1: specialized store and be like, I'll get you know, the
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Speaker 1: red one, the green one. Yeah, that one that is
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Speaker 1: kind of like table different tablecloths, I'll get that one.
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Speaker 1: That's the one she chose with a navy outline. So
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Speaker 1: they also say something interesting, They say, it's a bit
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Speaker 1: nice to see Josh, is it? Those people are so funny?
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Speaker 1: Is it that's a little dry. It's a bit nice
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Speaker 1: to see your son about to get married in America?
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Speaker 1: Have you been in America a bunch? Has he been
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Speaker 1: America a bunch? How many kids do you have? Is
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Speaker 1: this your first son? It's a bit nice to see Josh.
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Speaker 1: I just obviously a love accents. You'll like stop talking
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Speaker 1: about it, I know. But at the same time, it's
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Speaker 1: just not just the accent. It's just like the words
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Speaker 1: because it's totally normal for them and they're in there.
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Speaker 1: I'm sure that phrase probably means it's absolutely lovely to
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Speaker 1: see our son. It's exciting to be able to see
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Speaker 1: him before his wedding day. But it's so edited to
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Speaker 1: be it's a bit nice to see josh is it's
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Speaker 1: so funny to me. It's the I think, the opposite
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Speaker 1: of certain romantic languages, like probably like you know, Italian
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Speaker 1: or whatever, and certainly like not Arabic, right, like you
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Speaker 1: know and Arabic. Parents would be like, I don't know
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Speaker 1: how to say in Arabic, too bad, but like express
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Speaker 1: of like I have moved with my hope.
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Speaker 2: And love the sun and the earth so that I
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Speaker 2: could witness this blessed day between these two gods chosen kids.
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Speaker 1: You know, you're just like that, like you know, this
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Speaker 1: is an Arabic. They would say that, that's why it's
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Speaker 1: so funny to me. Okay, So his father starts to
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Speaker 1: bring up like what have you done, like what's the
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Speaker 1: preparation like, and it's very obvious like not nothing and
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Speaker 1: not anything, and for some reason no one pushes back
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Speaker 1: that that's weird, Like all we get is the calling
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Speaker 1: out like so what has to happen? And Katie be like,
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Speaker 1: well tomorrow, no one's sleeping and we're all getting up
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Speaker 1: at like the kraka downg like haka doodle do honey.
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Speaker 1: And I'm just basically this is a work camp and
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Speaker 1: I'm bossing you around. We have to make the centerpieces,
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Speaker 1: which make the flowers with to make all the food,
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Speaker 1: I have to cook, I have to bake, setting up
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Speaker 1: you know whatever. It is, all of it. And so yeah,
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Speaker 1: they realize her version of not spending money is just
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Speaker 1: using her older family members, the ones that gave birth
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Speaker 1: to her that are like stuck with her and his
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Speaker 1: ones that are like welcome to the family. She's not
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Speaker 1: going to spend a dime for your comfort or think
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Speaker 1: about your experience at all. You just got off a plane,
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Speaker 1: your son's getting married. You never you might want to
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Speaker 1: like explore this area at all. Nope, you are now,
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Speaker 1: my bitch. It's just like I wonder why I guess
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Speaker 1: her mom at some point wasn't like Katie, it's really
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Speaker 1: rude to do to them, like, as your mom, it's
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Speaker 1: my duty to tell you you can't do that to people.
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Speaker 1: They're older people, like they they need to rest. They
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Speaker 1: can't be on like twelve hour planes and then jump
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Speaker 1: out and then do whatever the fuck you want to
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Speaker 1: do and then like have a time difference and then
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Speaker 1: have to make it to a wedding. Girl, get your
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Speaker 1: friends that are around here, and if you don't have
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Speaker 1: any friends, then get a go fund me or don't
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Speaker 1: ask for any gifts and have people pay for this,
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Speaker 1: because this is really intense. This is really shitty to
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Speaker 1: do to people. I am your mother, so there's no
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Speaker 1: one else I can tell you. It's on me. I
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Speaker 1: can't blame you for being bossy and for doing this
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Speaker 1: if I'm just sitting there being like, okay, what like
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Speaker 1: it's interesting, Okay, so God bless so here we are,
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Speaker 1: So I'm just so whatever. Before we get to the
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Speaker 1: day of her actually bossing them around, this awkward moment
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Speaker 1: happens where his dad is like, well, also talk about
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Speaker 1: the vows, like how do you feel about that? And
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Speaker 1: Josh is like, well, I want my vows to just
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Speaker 1: simply say that I will always be there, but I
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Speaker 1: Am not going away. Katie. I want you to know
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Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want. You can really disrespect me.
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Speaker 1: You cannot think of me at all. You can be
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Speaker 1: rude to me. You can obviously cheat on me multiple times,
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Speaker 1: rub it in my face in front of me, my
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Speaker 1: family members. You know, like if I don't know if I
19:13
Speaker 1: have a brother, but I'm sure you're going to make
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Speaker 1: out with him, you know, like if you're having yet,
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Speaker 1: I'm sure you know. If I have any cousins, if
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Speaker 1: I have anyone around me, if you make out with them,
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Speaker 1: which I'm sure you will, I still won't leave you.
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Speaker 1: That's me. I'm Josh. That's the vowel. That's what I'm
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Speaker 1: vowing for you. She's like, cool, that sounds great. Hey,
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Speaker 1: Josh's dad and mom. I want to make sure that
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Speaker 1: you feel like his new wife is going to take
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Speaker 1: care of him too. So hear in my vows, I,
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Speaker 1: Katie OCD love to make out four minutes, my kiss,
19:46
Speaker 1: vow to always stay with you as long as you
19:56
Speaker 1: have hair. I'll be with you until you're bull. Now
20:02
Speaker 1: Josh is already building, so this is rather rude. What
20:07
Speaker 1: she's saying is he has a year, two two years,
20:15
Speaker 1: so she's gonna leave him. That's what the bow is.
20:18
Speaker 1: That's what she says to him in front of his parents.
20:21
Speaker 1: I vow to stay with you. And unless you don't
20:26
Speaker 1: have any hair, are you're ugly in any other way?
20:29
Speaker 1: Are you're inattractive to me in any other way? Is
20:31
Speaker 1: also like in parentheses what I want to say, you know,
20:36
Speaker 1: could you imagine if the tables were turned and like
20:39
Speaker 1: the sexes were reversed and the guy was like, well,
20:42
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I want to say to you
20:43
Speaker 1: about your daughter. I vowed to stay with her as
20:46
Speaker 1: long as she's pretty. Whenever I think ugly, is she
20:51
Speaker 1: gets old, she's saggy skin, she gets fat, I don't care,
20:57
Speaker 1: and then I can, I can get whatever. Then his
21:00
Speaker 1: preparents just like because they're British and they you know,
21:02
Speaker 1: can't basically even say that it's nice to see him,
21:04
Speaker 1: so they just sit there and look at her and
21:06
Speaker 1: then just eat that like dry ass sandwich, unseasoned sandwich. Honey. Like,
21:10
Speaker 1: here's the thing about a sandwich, and I mean this wholeheartedly.
21:12
Speaker 1: The best part of sanwach of a sandwich to me
21:15
Speaker 1: are the following things. Crunch like crunchy lettuce or pickles,
21:22
Speaker 1: mustard deli preferred like brown or seeded or dijon cheese,
21:32
Speaker 1: salty like cheddar, and then like you know, like some
21:37
Speaker 1: semblance of like the bread and meat, but like mayonnaise
21:42
Speaker 1: is just there to make the other bread that mustard
21:46
Speaker 1: isn't on not dry. I like it specifically. I like
21:53
Speaker 1: mayonnaise the way it interacts with lettuce. But this, you know,
21:56
Speaker 1: these ts sandwiches with these cumbers, they never have lettuce
21:59
Speaker 1: in them, he said, they just have cucumbers. Like it's
22:03
Speaker 1: it's so interesting, it's so bland, like it's not cream cheek. Okay,
22:09
Speaker 1: god bless, just stop talking about it, Chris. Anyway, So
22:14
Speaker 1: then she's like, hit me, try again. I'm going to
22:18
Speaker 1: vow it's a good one to try to not get
22:24
Speaker 1: other lovers. Try. I'm Katie, I'm gonna try to not
22:28
Speaker 1: get other lovers. I'm saying that in front of his parents.
22:31
Speaker 1: Now Josh's face when she says that is a certain
22:37
Speaker 1: kind of mix of oh shit, humiliation. And then I
22:43
Speaker 1: am just gonna say, and if you're watching on YouTube
22:45
Speaker 1: or patreon's gonna get at first, and that's why you
22:47
Speaker 1: should give me five dollars ha ha ha. But if
22:50
Speaker 1: you're watching on YouTube, tell me if there's not in
22:54
Speaker 1: this tinge of humiliation sexually an excitement a brightness in
23:03
Speaker 1: his eye. You could tell me it looks like he
23:05
Speaker 1: has a hot like a hostage. You could tell me both. However,
23:09
Speaker 1: there's been enough of this where like, you can't hold
23:11
Speaker 1: someone hostage with nothing, you know, I mean, like, what
23:17
Speaker 1: is she like an you would have to be like
23:19
Speaker 1: you don't even know behind the scenes, she is an
23:21
Speaker 1: emotional manipulator, and she held him emotionally like a hostage
23:24
Speaker 1: in some sort of way where she's like and she
23:26
Speaker 1: had honey, I don't know, manipulating him with through something porn.
23:29
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna even tell you. I have no idea why.
23:31
Speaker 1: But like he okay, that happens in front of his parents.
23:35
Speaker 1: If that happened in front of my parents, my dad
23:37
Speaker 1: would not let me get married to that person. He
23:39
Speaker 1: would say something. I'd be like, what the fuck? What? Okay,
23:43
Speaker 1: I'm never getting married? So why is its moodpoint? So? Oh, okay?
23:49
Speaker 1: They just sit there on that, They sit there on
23:50
Speaker 1: the thumbs, he twiddles them. I'm telling you, no one
23:52
Speaker 1: says anything, not her parents, on his parents, not him,
23:55
Speaker 1: not nothing. I don't know what kind of world this
23:57
Speaker 1: is where Katie runs it. But Katie runs this world
24:00
Speaker 1: like Katie is the way this she is because for
24:02
Speaker 1: some reason, this world allows it, the entire world. No
24:07
Speaker 1: one's like, that's rude. Wait, he's telling you that he's
24:13
Speaker 1: never gonna leave you, and you're saying that you're gonna
24:15
Speaker 1: try and not fuck around on him in front of us.
24:18
Speaker 1: You've met us like once that one time maybe, and
24:20
Speaker 1: you're saying this in front of your parents, and we're
24:23
Speaker 1: looking to look at your parents, and like, I want
24:24
Speaker 1: to know, like what it was like when Josh's mom
24:27
Speaker 1: heard that, made an immediate bline eye contact to Katie's
24:33
Speaker 1: mom and spoke the secret girl eye language of what
24:41
Speaker 1: the fuck did you raise? Yeah? You know? Is that
24:43
Speaker 1: what you did? What are you gonna do about this?
24:46
Speaker 1: Is this? W huh? You're you gonna sit there too,
24:48
Speaker 1: You're gonna sit there. I'm gonna sit here, honey, because
24:51
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, this is not my
24:54
Speaker 1: energy to give for this crazy as banshee. But if
24:58
Speaker 1: anyone can rail in that the word I don't know,
25:01
Speaker 1: real real, it would be you and you certainly don't.
25:06
Speaker 1: And that's what I'm gonna clock. That's what I'm clocking.
25:13
Speaker 1: Has Katie ever had anyone in her life sort of
25:19
Speaker 1: like be direct and shoot the shit with her. Because
25:22
Speaker 1: Josh is constantly being like, yeah, you know, Katie, you're
25:25
Speaker 1: just so direct you some much hurt my feeling. She's
25:27
Speaker 1: like what do I Well, you have to get over it,
25:29
Speaker 1: and he's like, no, I just sometimes think you can
25:31
Speaker 1: be too harsh. She's like, well, can you just not
25:32
Speaker 1: be such a fucking baby? And then remember her mom
25:35
Speaker 1: is like, yeah, Katie's lost relationships, She's lost friendships before.
25:40
Speaker 1: And I want to be like, Okay, has Katie always
25:43
Speaker 1: been friends with like people that are very nice and
25:47
Speaker 1: kind of like a little like you know, shy and
25:49
Speaker 1: or socially you know, anxious and kind of enjoy watching
25:53
Speaker 1: Katie move through this world with what seems like a
25:55
Speaker 1: lot of confidence and a lot of fun times involving
25:58
Speaker 1: alcohol and making out where they don't have like the
26:01
Speaker 1: confidence of security to be like, bitch, what because yeah,
26:06
Speaker 1: has she never been friends with someone that like calls
26:10
Speaker 1: her out puts her in her place? And is the
26:16
Speaker 1: answer yes, and that did happen? How did she react?
26:20
Speaker 1: I want to note like was she like oh, okay,
26:25
Speaker 1: well I don't think so. And people were like, no, girl,
26:31
Speaker 1: your friend Julie is right. That's what we've all been saying.
26:36
Speaker 1: You are doing too fucking much. Calm the fuck down
26:41
Speaker 1: and let people live. Worry about yourself and getting a
26:44
Speaker 1: little more of your shit together, girl, Like I know,
26:47
Speaker 1: if you're having obsessive thoughts instead of like make instead
26:50
Speaker 1: of like acting on them for embossing people around, like
26:53
Speaker 1: get those thoughts to try and put into action getting
26:58
Speaker 1: your life together, your own life life. Also, in certain situations,
27:05
Speaker 1: you have to pay for things. I hate to say this,
27:09
Speaker 1: it's like these are the things you have to pay
27:11
Speaker 1: in certain situations. If you decide to get married, like
27:17
Speaker 1: a full on wedding, it costs money. That's your decision
27:22
Speaker 1: to have that wedding. It's not anyone else's. People can
27:28
Speaker 1: help you. Of course, do wedding things like brides can
27:31
Speaker 1: help you know, like with the invitations or you know,
27:34
Speaker 1: with the centerpieces or whatever. But like that shit would
27:37
Speaker 1: absolutely have to happen like weeks before and not days before.
27:41
Speaker 1: And I don't really think it should be the eldest
27:44
Speaker 1: members of your family that undoubtedly are giving you some
27:49
Speaker 1: money for this. So anyway, that's so Like the other
27:55
Speaker 1: thing is like, yeah, if you're going to go out
27:58
Speaker 1: to eat at a restaurant, you have to tip. Right,
28:04
Speaker 1: if you sit down and a server serves you, you
28:07
Speaker 1: obviously have to tip them. You can't be like I
28:08
Speaker 1: don't have the money for it, be like, well, you came,
28:10
Speaker 1: you went, You decided to eat out, though, so you did.
28:14
Speaker 1: You decided that you did. She could have not had
28:17
Speaker 1: a wedding. She could just go to the fucking courthouse, right, Ah,
28:22
Speaker 1: but she really wants to, like have you know, I
28:26
Speaker 1: wonder what kind of like flowers she's going to decide
28:28
Speaker 1: to get. Okay, God bless so anyway, yes, at the
28:32
Speaker 1: venue of the day of she's like, okay, Josh, you
28:35
Speaker 1: said the photo booth exactly like I told you to
28:37
Speaker 1: do it. And Mom sit down with me comfortably at
28:41
Speaker 1: this table and help me go over the shopping list,
28:45
Speaker 1: which is like, wait, so your mom has to just
28:48
Speaker 1: help you do something that you've you should be doing.
28:53
Speaker 1: That's her whole job. And then she's like, okay, Josh,
28:56
Speaker 1: is mom go ahead and lay everything out on the
28:59
Speaker 1: table in organ it. What if these things are not
29:04
Speaker 1: like the other I'm like, I'm too surprised. She's like,
29:06
Speaker 1: and Josh's dad just like cook the whole thing. Okay, good,
29:11
Speaker 1: everyone has their chore. May be back here. I don't know.
29:16
Speaker 1: I find it hilarious. Okay. So at some point though,
29:22
Speaker 1: she's like, Josh, let me ask you a question. What
29:25
Speaker 1: should we do about these streamers? He's like yes. She's like, no,
29:28
Speaker 1: what's your opinion? What should I do with these streamers?
29:30
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm just here to say yes, I'm a
29:32
Speaker 1: yes man. She's like I okay, fine, but can you
29:35
Speaker 1: can I just real talk? Can you just give me
29:38
Speaker 1: your opinion? I'm just like overloaded telling me what to
29:40
Speaker 1: do with these these streamers? Please, And he's like yes.
29:48
Speaker 1: She's like, you fucking asshole. And then the confessionals, He's like,
29:52
Speaker 1: may should ask fucking Rick? Or is that? And I
29:55
Speaker 1: would thought I'll be I'll be honest. There's a lot
29:58
Speaker 1: of Katie hate. But in that moment, I was like,
30:00
Speaker 1: that's so weird and petty, Josh. If you have something
30:07
Speaker 1: to say that's making you like resentful or petty, then
30:11
Speaker 1: surely say it. But don't just sit there with your
30:14
Speaker 1: like tiny peen peen and be like h y, I
30:19
Speaker 1: mean say it then or not? But like, I think
30:22
Speaker 1: that's so. I think it's i'd be like divorce weddings off. Okay,
30:27
Speaker 1: So just then and there, honey, his friend from the
30:31
Speaker 1: UK comes over. Okay, and this friend is named Megan,
30:35
Speaker 1: you know, and listen, I think that he has like
30:38
Speaker 1: a type, and his type is white girl with red
30:42
Speaker 1: hair that looks like she has a fun time or
30:50
Speaker 1: is like eccentric or exciting in some way. Right when
30:56
Speaker 1: we see Megan, we're like, oh, are you to do
30:57
Speaker 1: you ever fuck Megan? Because you know, a she's coming
31:02
Speaker 1: by yourself, be to a whole lot of different country. See,
31:05
Speaker 1: she looks like a version of Katie, a different version,
31:11
Speaker 1: and she has like a little twinkle in her eye
31:13
Speaker 1: that we've you know, I'm just like, what when is that? Now?
31:18
Speaker 1: Suddenly the tables are turned and Katie's like, ah, I'm
31:21
Speaker 1: so annoyed because Josh is going to go out for
31:24
Speaker 1: his stag party like stag whatever they can fucking call it.
31:28
Speaker 1: Like he's gonna go for his bachelor party now that
31:31
Speaker 1: his friends are here the night before the wedding, and
31:34
Speaker 1: I don't want him to drink, and we're like, you
31:35
Speaker 1: don't want to love this all fun? I'm sorry, bitch,
31:39
Speaker 1: what you don't want him to drink. Oh, really, do
31:43
Speaker 1: you even know what those words mean? I don't know
31:45
Speaker 1: what you knew those words? You don't want drink anyone?
31:52
Speaker 1: You anyone. I didn't know that you thought there was
31:54
Speaker 1: such a thing as saying no to one. I thought
31:56
Speaker 1: you thought that, like air, water, alcohol, all the things
31:59
Speaker 1: that you're body says yes to, absorbs you know, either
32:02
Speaker 1: voluntarily or involuntarily, might as well. I mean lividness to
32:10
Speaker 1: even be like, I don't want him to drink? Why? Okay,
32:13
Speaker 1: So this is this is the way she's like it.
32:18
Speaker 1: She's mad that he's leaving early to go hang out
32:23
Speaker 1: with his friends. Now, this is what feels like the communication.
32:30
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm letting her do everything for the wedding.
32:35
Speaker 1: She knows that his friends are coming in town. He
32:39
Speaker 1: feels in his heart that if his friends are in town,
32:42
Speaker 1: they expect to hang out with him and or be
32:46
Speaker 1: hosted and or entertained by him the night before the wedding,
32:49
Speaker 1: and they're paying money to do so, and so that's
32:51
Speaker 1: what's expected. She thinks that he that his complete time
33:00
Speaker 1: and schedule belongs to her at her whim, because she
33:05
Speaker 1: doesn't want to get any other help either, by payment
33:09
Speaker 1: or any other friends or whatever she's doing and has
33:12
Speaker 1: decided to do certain things. Katie's obviously wrong, but what
33:16
Speaker 1: is annoying, and what I've said openly is that no
33:19
Speaker 1: one tells her this and why so I think that
33:23
Speaker 1: she like spins to being like, I'm right, he shouldn't
33:28
Speaker 1: go out and he better not drink. Now in our
33:32
Speaker 1: heart of hearts, all of us are like, fear God
33:40
Speaker 1: if Josh goes out and drinks. And by the way,
33:45
Speaker 1: Megan has already set up like the thing about Josh
33:48
Speaker 1: and I it's so funny. It's like every time like
33:50
Speaker 1: we hang out, We're like, we're gonna have one drink,
33:52
Speaker 1: but then one drink turns us to shutting down the
33:55
Speaker 1: bar At three am, We're like, just you and him?
34:02
Speaker 1: What are you doing there? People's new music? Are they
34:06
Speaker 1: other guys? Are they? Are you just? Are you cuddling
34:09
Speaker 1: in that in the three am? Are you just like? Great? Well,
34:15
Speaker 1: it was fun hanging out. Josh, see you next time?
34:22
Speaker 1: Walk away? Walk away? No, I mean notus. I mean
34:25
Speaker 1: I don't okay, not to be like a horn dog,
34:30
Speaker 1: but like they something right or something has to happen right,
34:34
Speaker 1: or something's gotta give right, and if that happens, I
34:38
Speaker 1: would be so thankful. I would be overjoyed. If they
34:44
Speaker 1: got drunk the night before his wedding and he hooked
34:48
Speaker 1: up with her on camera and then had to tell
34:51
Speaker 1: Katie like, I'm not saying hooked up, Like, but however,
34:56
Speaker 1: if he just made out with her, if he just
34:59
Speaker 1: could just make out with her, and maybe he would
35:03
Speaker 1: come home with her like red lipstick on his shirt,
35:10
Speaker 1: and then she would see it and she would know.
35:13
Speaker 1: But she can't say anything. All she does is get
35:15
Speaker 1: drunk and make out with people. Like if she was
35:19
Speaker 1: caught in a situation with her own medicine, honey where
35:21
Speaker 1: she had to swallow it, Oh my god, will be not?
35:24
Speaker 1: I mean, collectively, would it heal mankind? Okay? Marissa and Edward,
35:35
Speaker 1: so they are hot on the heels of this shitty
35:38
Speaker 1: date where now they've separated and she's off in the
35:42
Speaker 1: corner and are both kind of complaining to the producers
35:45
Speaker 1: about each other. And she comes back and he's like,
35:48
Speaker 1: what was that? And she's like, I needed to exit
35:51
Speaker 1: the situation, and she's like, you may be really upset
35:55
Speaker 1: because this was supposed to be a really good night
35:57
Speaker 1: and you're just blaming me. He's like, no, you're not
35:59
Speaker 1: listening to me. I was trying to tell you how
36:01
Speaker 1: happy I am. You know that you've changed, and I,
36:03
Speaker 1: you know, realized the things I need to change. She's like,
36:05
Speaker 1: will you even say it right now? It's all ruined
36:07
Speaker 1: and I just, you know, like don't know what to do.
36:09
Speaker 1: And he's like, well, you're overreacting, and she's like stop it,
36:12
Speaker 1: shut up, and he's like, I'm not going to shut up.
36:14
Speaker 1: I just want simple answers. She's like very upset, and
36:20
Speaker 1: she keeps like not being able to really talk to
36:22
Speaker 1: him and like breathing slowly and just like sort of disassociating,
36:25
Speaker 1: like being like sh fox breathing or you know, just
36:31
Speaker 1: like what we do at the end of this podcast,
36:32
Speaker 1: ha ha ha. But really, come on, she's just honestly
36:36
Speaker 1: telling him, like shut up, and then he gets up,
36:38
Speaker 1: and he was mad that she got up, and then
36:40
Speaker 1: now he gets up, and this is like why it's
36:42
Speaker 1: a little dumb, Okay, I mean, this is why I'm
36:44
Speaker 1: like going to spend forty five minutes talking about Katie
36:47
Speaker 1: and Josh and not that long talking about Marissa and
36:50
Speaker 1: Edward because it's like this back and forth at this
36:52
Speaker 1: one meal. I mean, can you imagine like having to
36:54
Speaker 1: watch them if you're in this like restaurant. She's like,
36:58
Speaker 1: keep your voice down, and it's like and first of all,
37:01
Speaker 1: he surely maybe like got a little loud, but also
37:04
Speaker 1: your complete demeanor in your hair, like you bring attention.
37:07
Speaker 1: There's not anyone in this restaurant that isn't also like
37:09
Speaker 1: being completely distracted by you and your energy. Like both
37:14
Speaker 1: of them are so upset, so angry, and she's like,
37:17
Speaker 1: I thought that we were just about to get over
37:21
Speaker 1: this mess and I was going to be so happy
37:23
Speaker 1: and finally be able to tell you that I'm decided
37:26
Speaker 1: this is good and I'm in it, and now I
37:28
Speaker 1: just want to go home. He's like, Okay, let's go home,
37:32
Speaker 1: but they don't go home, and then they finally go home.
37:33
Speaker 1: It's like so he basically wanted to be like, I'm
37:45
Speaker 1: not going to be jealous anymore because if the worst
37:50
Speaker 1: came scenario that I fear, which is that you cheat
37:54
Speaker 1: on me happened, I'm just going to sit in the
37:57
Speaker 1: knowledge that you chose it was, you know, a disasterly path,
38:02
Speaker 1: and that's not on me. Is what he should have said,
38:06
Speaker 1: but he didn't. You know. He made it seem like
38:09
Speaker 1: she's a shitty person and a bad person that just
38:12
Speaker 1: can't waste a cheat on him. And he's like being like,
38:15
Speaker 1: all right, bitch, if it happens, you're going to hell,
38:19
Speaker 1: you know, like, and she just wanted a fun, sexy night.
38:23
Speaker 1: So she's mad because she loves sex with him. It's
38:25
Speaker 1: her favorite thing. And now she's like, I'm dried right
38:29
Speaker 1: down there. Thanks a lot, Edward. I honestly came in
38:33
Speaker 1: here and I was like, you know what, I don't
38:36
Speaker 1: want to drink, and then you were gonna have a drink,
38:38
Speaker 1: and then I was gonna let you warm me up.
38:40
Speaker 1: And you know, I love when I let you warm
38:43
Speaker 1: me up. And I just look at you and I
38:45
Speaker 1: see what you're doing, and I'm like, maybe I should
38:48
Speaker 1: and you like tease me with something and I'm like,
38:51
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe, and then you give me a
38:53
Speaker 1: little taste of something and I'm like and then I
38:56
Speaker 1: like it, and I'm like, okay, I'll get one. And
38:58
Speaker 1: then like push comes to shove and I'm like five
38:59
Speaker 1: and we're having the time of our life. Like that's
39:01
Speaker 1: the night I wanted, Edward, and we're gonna go back
39:04
Speaker 1: to the house and you don't even know where we're
39:06
Speaker 1: going to in all of the showers in that one bathroom.
39:13
Speaker 1: But that's not what's gonna happen now, because you ficked
39:15
Speaker 1: it up. You really did all this makeup I have
39:20
Speaker 1: on this cute ass out that you have no idea
39:22
Speaker 1: the lingerie I have on your hair, or maybe you do.
39:23
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll just take it off when we get in
39:25
Speaker 1: the car, just so you know how you you think
39:27
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the one that's up when like if
39:30
Speaker 1: I was to cheat on you, you just fucked up. And
39:32
Speaker 1: I just said it real because that's how real it is, Edward,
39:36
Speaker 1: That's what happened. Okay. I just feel like it's so funny, right, Okay,
39:44
Speaker 1: So let's move on to Paula and Thomas. So he
39:49
Speaker 1: goes to the beach while her family and her go
39:52
Speaker 1: dress shopping, okay, and you know, we're on the heels
39:55
Speaker 1: of like him being like none of you can spray
39:57
Speaker 1: any sort of perfume and there being like okay, okay, weirdo.
40:02
Speaker 1: And then while they're in the car, the family and Paala,
40:05
Speaker 1: they're like, you know, We're so happy to be here mom,
40:08
Speaker 1: especially because when you were married before, Mom wasn't involved
40:13
Speaker 1: in any of that and she was so sad or like,
40:15
Speaker 1: oh when she was married before, this is the Pala
40:18
Speaker 1: that was like so obsessed with her family. She wasn't
40:20
Speaker 1: involved at all, okay, and now she gets to be involved,
40:26
Speaker 1: and you know, Pala's like, yeah, great, I'm so happy
40:28
Speaker 1: as you're here and everything is perfect and not at
40:32
Speaker 1: all like the last situation which ended in divorce and
40:35
Speaker 1: was not good for me. This one is the same.
40:38
Speaker 1: Pops at opposite, different opposite. But you know, I don't know,
40:42
Speaker 1: because the thing is Pala is unsure. She's like, ninety
40:46
Speaker 1: days isn't enough, Like I mean know, it's because I
40:52
Speaker 1: guess the ninety days have to kind of be like
40:54
Speaker 1: you have to really be sure before you even apply.
40:56
Speaker 1: You can't just be like dating someone being like I
40:57
Speaker 1: would love to continue dating this person abroad. Let's see
41:01
Speaker 1: if you can date in real life by you being here.
41:05
Speaker 1: Fiance piece is like, I'm in love with this person.
41:07
Speaker 1: I can't I have me spend the rest of my
41:09
Speaker 1: life with this person. Let's just see what it's like
41:12
Speaker 1: to live and cohabitate you know. And the truth of
41:15
Speaker 1: the matter is, I don't know why this smell thing
41:20
Speaker 1: wasn't an issue every other time they've been together, if
41:24
Speaker 1: it's that peril to it to the relationship. So anyway,
41:29
Speaker 1: she tries on the first one of the first dresses
41:32
Speaker 1: in the wedding shop as her whole family sits down,
41:35
Speaker 1: and it's like princesses and there's like beads and there's
41:38
Speaker 1: no straps, and it's not good. It's like nothing about
41:40
Speaker 1: that dress would make me feel like that's her. But
41:42
Speaker 1: you know, they're like, oh, it's so beautiful. It's like
41:44
Speaker 1: the better not fucking get that dress. I was really livid.
41:47
Speaker 1: I'd even take a picture of it because I was like,
41:48
Speaker 1: please know. And then the next scene is the next
41:51
Speaker 1: part of this is that her sister surprises her. Yep,
41:55
Speaker 1: her sister, who I wish they had set up with
41:58
Speaker 1: having a more important life relationship with her. It would
42:01
Speaker 1: have been great to have sister FaceTime. So we really
42:03
Speaker 1: care about this surprise. I mean, I would love to
42:05
Speaker 1: cry if you had given me like Pala being like
42:09
Speaker 1: I FaceTime my sister in one episode, FaceTime my sister
42:12
Speaker 1: in one episode, and then her Pala being like, you know,
42:14
Speaker 1: my whole family's here, but I'm sorry, I just I
42:19
Speaker 1: really wanted my sister to be here because I mean,
42:22
Speaker 1: we work together. She is running my beauty shop, which
42:26
Speaker 1: is why I can't be here. Sorry tattoo shop. Anyway,
42:31
Speaker 1: I love my sister so much. Just wushing on a star,
42:33
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Somehow she could be here,
42:36
Speaker 1: but I don't know, And then you would cut to
42:37
Speaker 1: her being here. I mean I would get such a
42:39
Speaker 1: sob from me, but like they didn't produce it that way.
42:41
Speaker 1: We're like, oh, she has a sister. I don't know.
42:46
Speaker 1: That's all I said about it, but like, your sister's
42:48
Speaker 1: very nice. I'm happy that she's there. And then but
42:51
Speaker 1: the thing about Pala is she's like, oh fuck, now
42:53
Speaker 1: my sister's here. It's like I can't have like what
42:57
Speaker 1: am I gonna do? Like there's two nightmare options. We
43:01
Speaker 1: think that she's going to say this, I don't want
43:03
Speaker 1: to send my family back if I decide to not
43:07
Speaker 1: get married, and then them have to be like, yeah,
43:11
Speaker 1: she didn't get married. We all went out there to
43:14
Speaker 1: see a wedding, but it didn't happen. She didn't get married.
43:16
Speaker 1: But that's not what Paula says. She says she doesn't
43:19
Speaker 1: want her family going back there, thinking that she is
43:23
Speaker 1: so desperate to get married or get married to Agringo
43:27
Speaker 1: that she is settling for a Thomas Like that's kind
43:32
Speaker 1: of the inference that she makes, which when she says
43:36
Speaker 1: that I clock now, I don't want to be in
43:42
Speaker 1: the streets for you, telling you all your business. But
43:45
Speaker 1: people are saying that on her Instagram shittles she's back
43:48
Speaker 1: in Brazil and my looks like she is. She's literally
43:50
Speaker 1: tagging Brazil, like Brazilian locations and like seeing plays in
43:54
Speaker 1: Brazil's I'm not saying that you can't go back and forth,
43:57
Speaker 1: but she's definitely not here in America. She's definitely not
44:00
Speaker 1: in the LBC and even southern California nowhere near me,
44:02
Speaker 1: Chris Bara, I'm you know, adjacent. So her second dress
44:11
Speaker 1: is such a winner. It's this like mermaid dress with
44:13
Speaker 1: like a sparkle accouterments, kind of like the next situation.
44:19
Speaker 1: It's really beautiful. I think it does her really a
44:21
Speaker 1: lot of like body yaddi yaddi highlighting, and I think
44:24
Speaker 1: it's lovely. So then Thomas meets up with his friend
44:28
Speaker 1: Xavier and like a workout area on the beach. Now,
44:33
Speaker 1: Xavier looks interesting. Who is Thomas? Who are you? Like?
44:41
Speaker 1: You're a beginner volleyball player, game er, maybe yogi, frugal guy.
44:50
Speaker 1: For some reason, they work out at the park, and
44:53
Speaker 1: I think it's because this was a free area to film,
44:55
Speaker 1: because it's outdoors. And that's my only idea, because there's
44:58
Speaker 1: no way any of the movement Savior is doing on
45:01
Speaker 1: this equipment has ever been done by him before. He
45:05
Speaker 1: doesn't feel familiar to any of it. He like tries
45:08
Speaker 1: to do one little push up on the bar, honey,
45:10
Speaker 1: and it's just one and done. He is obviously not
45:13
Speaker 1: someone who works out there. At least I'm not saying
45:16
Speaker 1: he doesn't like move I feel like maybe he does soccer,
45:18
Speaker 1: how many I don't know. All I'm saying is all
45:20
Speaker 1: of the working out that they're doing, like you know,
45:23
Speaker 1: with these kind of park training benches. You know what
45:30
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Honey, you see him, I don't like and
45:33
Speaker 1: I think they're cool. Like yeah, I love it when
45:35
Speaker 1: cities are like get some free exercise in this will
45:40
Speaker 1: be a public area and you can come here and
45:43
Speaker 1: like move these bars around and there's some resistance, surely,
45:47
Speaker 1: but it's just interesting how we're supposed to believe like
45:50
Speaker 1: these two dudes do this a lot, and very much
45:52
Speaker 1: like Xaviors. This is his first time. They like talk
45:57
Speaker 1: kind of awkwardly, like at first about the weather and
46:00
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Xavier has one of those like earhole
46:02
Speaker 1: things you know, that feels like I don't know, it
46:05
Speaker 1: does certainly feels like nineties to me, or two thousands,
46:09
Speaker 1: early two thousands. This is the episode of people doing
46:15
Speaker 1: things that last goddamn minutes. So Thomas like, yeah, I
46:18
Speaker 1: still have to get a videographer and a photographer. They're like,
46:20
Speaker 1: you do Jesus is okay? So Xavier is like, well,
46:30
Speaker 1: what's happening between you and Paula? Because you know she's
46:33
Speaker 1: with her parents right now and in her mind we
46:35
Speaker 1: can hear like, you know, her absolute cold feet thoughts.
46:44
Speaker 1: What what do you call it? I'm getting cold feet? Yeah,
46:48
Speaker 1: she's having them? Are you having them? And the answer
46:50
Speaker 1: is Thomas is He's like or just the last two
46:53
Speaker 1: weeks have been really bad. Her spending has been out
46:56
Speaker 1: of control. She spent nine hundred dollars on a bunch
46:58
Speaker 1: of mister and missus stuff. I mean, I'm frugal. I
47:01
Speaker 1: don't like spending money. I want to know what she's
47:03
Speaker 1: spent money on. Like I hate to say this, my
47:05
Speaker 1: first thought was, Oh, did she buy like those hangers
47:08
Speaker 1: and stuff like that? Like did she just get a
47:09
Speaker 1: bunch of things embroidered? Here's the thing, Surely, I do
47:13
Speaker 1: feel like she likes to spend money, and I feel
47:14
Speaker 1: like she's unhappy. So I wonder if she's trying to
47:17
Speaker 1: live in the fantasy that the universe is giving her,
47:19
Speaker 1: that the miniature is you know, made for her, that
47:21
Speaker 1: she's about to be a beautiful, beautiful white bride, sorry,
47:24
Speaker 1: white being, you know, in a white dress, you know,
47:26
Speaker 1: like she could. I feel like there's a lot of
47:28
Speaker 1: like little girls that have like the white dress bride fantasy,
47:32
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, And we'll do whatever it
47:34
Speaker 1: takes to get there, just like there's a lot of
47:36
Speaker 1: girls that have that I want to be a mommy fantasy,
47:38
Speaker 1: and we'll do whatever it takes to be there, just
47:39
Speaker 1: like there's a lot of gross dudes that have, you know,
47:43
Speaker 1: like I want to be you know, the you know,
47:47
Speaker 1: the Elon musk of biohacking, you know, whatnot, and like
47:50
Speaker 1: trying to get there and like selling things online whatever.
47:53
Speaker 1: There's a lot of end goals that people feel like
47:58
Speaker 1: justify the means, and also their end goals are shitty,
48:03
Speaker 1: but they're shitty, so their goals are shitty, you know. Okay,
48:08
Speaker 1: so he says it's her way or the highway, and yeah,
48:14
Speaker 1: like she he savior is like, yeah, Thomas feels like
48:19
Speaker 1: Paula just makes fun of him and it's like it
48:21
Speaker 1: has a sarcastic tone and doesn't take him seriously. And
48:24
Speaker 1: we know that Paala doesn't take him seriously because she
48:26
Speaker 1: thinks every part of him is annoying, and he, instead
48:30
Speaker 1: of seemingly trying to compromise with her, is upset that
48:41
Speaker 1: she isn't just allowing him to be an allergic person.
48:47
Speaker 1: Like that's why I'm like, okay, why not just take
48:50
Speaker 1: us to a doctor. Take us to a doctor right now,
48:52
Speaker 1: take them to take us to his allergist, and then
48:54
Speaker 1: you need to have his allergists be like, he can't
48:57
Speaker 1: get better, there's nothing on his part he can do.
48:59
Speaker 1: You have to not have perfumes or have the autists
49:03
Speaker 1: be like, he can go on this treatment, and then
49:05
Speaker 1: Pala be like, Okay, do it, and then he'll be like,
49:07
Speaker 1: I don't want it, and then minute, okay, I'm gonna
49:09
Speaker 1: break up with you. Then you're just a lazy asshole
49:10
Speaker 1: who wants everyone to like, you know, move the sun
49:13
Speaker 1: for your being. But it's funny because he's like it's
49:17
Speaker 1: her way or the highway, but she's like, I just
49:19
Speaker 1: want to like have my smells and you're saying no smells,
49:23
Speaker 1: and smells are in so many things because she like
49:26
Speaker 1: wants an esthetic. You know, Pala is a girl that's
49:30
Speaker 1: living in a fantasy in a lot of ways, not
49:32
Speaker 1: just the pretty princess uh wedding gown, you know, bride
49:37
Speaker 1: to be, you know, like universe manifesting she seems to
49:41
Speaker 1: have in her mind. I am going to get married
49:44
Speaker 1: to a gringo, live in California. I'm going to be
49:46
Speaker 1: a vegan and gluten free, and I get to have
49:48
Speaker 1: all those things, and I'm going to have all of
49:50
Speaker 1: the you know, things I want, and I'm going to
49:55
Speaker 1: manifest my perfect life because that's what's happened so far.
49:58
Speaker 1: And if there are any red flags, I'm just to
50:02
Speaker 1: ignore them because I have to keep on, keep on,
50:07
Speaker 1: because everything's perfect in the fantasy and this is how
50:10
Speaker 1: I get to what I need and what I want,
50:12
Speaker 1: you know, And like the thing about it is power
50:14
Speaker 1: herself is having a crisis realizing that he is now.
50:18
Speaker 1: I feel like she's given her the ick in some way.
50:24
Speaker 1: But they've never been super sexual, like I have never
50:28
Speaker 1: felt their sexual kim, So I feel like there was
50:32
Speaker 1: a part of Palla that always knew that she was settling,
50:35
Speaker 1: but there wasn't like a full on relationship that made sense.
50:39
Speaker 1: And then I also feel like Thomas should know that too.
50:44
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't want to put my mortgage in
50:45
Speaker 1: her name or like okay, well, okay. That ends part
50:51
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50:54
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51:15
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51:18
Speaker 1: a sister out at the same time, I wish you
51:20
Speaker 1: all the best. Let's get back to school. Let's get
51:22
Speaker 1: our asses in gear. If you haven't yet joined me,
51:25
Speaker 1: as I just like write the ship, honey, you know
51:28
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I don't know if you feel that way.
51:30
Speaker 1: I feel like I have to write my ship constantly.
51:32
Speaker 1: I'm never just going straight, and you know, it's just
51:34
Speaker 1: a constant kind of like tweaking back and forth. And
51:36
Speaker 1: at this point it's been a whole reversal direction because
51:40
Speaker 1: not direction, but I have to kind of get back into,
51:44
Speaker 1: you know, a good rhythm, and I think that like
51:47
Speaker 1: aligns with kind of what happens when we get back
51:50
Speaker 1: to school, kind of feelings or just what life is, honey.
51:55
Speaker 1: So yeah, let's do it if you want together and
51:58
Speaker 1: get on to part two, and then we'll breathe and
52:01
Speaker 1: enjoy our week, all right. I appreciate you guys. Nine