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Mavs on the Rise, Swifts Stay Alive & The Parenting Rules We Broke · No Dribble

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  Speaker 1: It's fry yay, fry fry yay, which is a clever
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  Speaker 1: play on words. Obviously, because it's Friday, Sunday, I have
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  Speaker 1: Friday on my mind. Welcome to No Dribbles Friday episode.
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  Speaker 1: We've got a cracking chat. Ahad's trapping. Hello, my name's
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  Speaker 1: Carolyn Swindell. Welcome to No Dribble, the podcast where we
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: talk about nitball, but we talk about so much more.
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  Speaker 2: Oh was that it.
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  Speaker 3: Sound a lot?
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  Speaker 2: That was a full stop, I'm cut cox, I'm zealous,
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  Speaker 2: happy Friday Happy. There you go. There's another piece of
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  Speaker 2: punctuation stops colin because it's faintally sort of bum joke
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  Speaker 2: I had.
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  Speaker 4: That was it?
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  Speaker 1: I got a full colon or just a semio.
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  Speaker 3: I just had the.
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  Speaker 4: Half of the birthday cards I got though for my
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  Speaker 4: fiftieth Oh god, I put a couple online, but one
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  Speaker 4: of them was something along the lines of congratulations, you're
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  Speaker 4: old enough now to have a colonoscopy or something other.
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  Speaker 1: Have you had your k derived from the government? What
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  Speaker 1: can I This is the most exciting thing. Mine arrived
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  Speaker 1: on my fiftieth birthday, which I thought was an act
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  Speaker 1: of pure aggression. So maybe they've changed that but in
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  Speaker 1: this country, we are so fortunate to have a wonderful
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  Speaker 1: public health system, and so from the age of fifty
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  Speaker 1: you are eligible for free bowel scanning because obviously if
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  Speaker 1: they catch this stuff early, there's a very high survivability.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: So on my fiftieth birthday, the Government of Australia sent
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  Speaker 1: me a gift which was a mail in Pooh test
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  Speaker 1: and delight car and you haven't got yours yet?
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  Speaker 3: No, Well, I had a colonoskudy recently, so maybe that's
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  Speaker 3: on their records and they know they don't know if
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  Speaker 3: to doing on me. I did get a breast screen reminder,
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  Speaker 3: which I'm booked in to do.
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  Speaker 1: Good girl.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, it's God, it's like fifties all downhill,
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  Speaker 3: isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: I know, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Not all downhill. There's a whole lot of stuff you
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  Speaker 1: need to well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I read.
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  Speaker 1: The apparently the hair on our legs grows more slowly
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  Speaker 1: after a certain age, but that just well, it just
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  Speaker 1: gives us more time to deal with our beards, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know? I've actually contemplated putting a pair of
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  Speaker 3: tweezers in the car, Yeah, because seems to be when
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  Speaker 3: I'm sitting at the lights off our chin hair.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the life's so good.
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  Speaker 1: The light's so good in the car coming through the window.
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  Speaker 4: It is the joy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's podcast about again? Well, facial hair. So I've
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  Speaker 2: got a couple of little moles that have little hairs
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  Speaker 2: grow out of them, and they're the same as in
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  Speaker 2: the same place as my grandmother Brady had her miles.
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  Speaker 2: And so when I like, I'm playing with one now,
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  Speaker 2: and I used to play with her just when I
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  Speaker 2: was I remember playing with her face with this little kid,
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  Speaker 2: and now I'll play with mine, and I'm like, oh god,
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  Speaker 2: she was old then, but she was probably the same
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  Speaker 2: age as I am now. She just behaved in a
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  Speaker 2: more mature fashion.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't genetics crazy? Though?
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  Speaker 2: Like your mom's mom, this is my mum's mum. And
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  Speaker 2: then like Austin's got a funny birthmark on his arm
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  Speaker 2: in the same place that my dad had one. And yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and we often remark on it when we go around
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  Speaker 2: the cows and you see the genetics at playing, You're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: genetics are a crazy thing, but it is funny when
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  Speaker 2: you're the stuff that you thought you associated with your grandparents.
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  Speaker 2: It was really old. It pumps up on your face
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  Speaker 2: and you're like, hmm, this is no good.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, why don't we get the good stuff?
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  Speaker 4: Though?
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  Speaker 3: My mum always had this really hollow neck, like a
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  Speaker 3: hole in her neck, and she used to wear this
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  Speaker 3: necklace that had a like a pearl pennant. I used
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  Speaker 3: to always put the pearl in the hole constantly.
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  Speaker 2: That sounds fairy rude.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know put the pearl in the hole.
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  Speaker 1: It's just stop pressing, stop being bong ball ah, dear,
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  Speaker 1: I have a buy and to pick with you, Catherine.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, thank you for this lovely gift. My credit
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  Speaker 1: card has now been scammed.
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  Speaker 2: Can you describe the gift?
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  Speaker 4: We are?
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  Speaker 2: We are a podcast?
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  Speaker 1: We are a podcast? Yes, thank you. That's someone who's
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  Speaker 1: been working in radio for more than twenty five thirty years,
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  Speaker 1: isn't it. You gave us a couple of weeks ago.
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  Speaker 1: You gave Liz and I a magic wand and you
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  Speaker 1: it's it's pink, and it's plastic, and it's been three
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  Speaker 1: D printed, I think, and you slip your credit card
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  Speaker 1: in it and you can pay with your magic wand
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  Speaker 1: and it's whimsical and lovely. But and coincidentally, my credit
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  Speaker 1: card has been scammed and shut down now by the bank,
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  Speaker 1: so I've now got all of that. Pilava Bank were amazing,
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  Speaker 1: you know. CommBank contacted me and said, are these your transactions?
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, no, I have not just spent sixteen
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars on tattoos.
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  Speaker 2: But and so I think Catherine scammed your credit card.
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  Speaker 1: Well I think she's in North Carolina, so she wishes
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  Speaker 1: I think you should take this into the bank.
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  Speaker 3: Go guys, there's something.
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  Speaker 2: Wrong with my wine is broken.
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  Speaker 3: And see what they say. I remember Liz, didn't Matthew
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  Speaker 3: find a scam on your card because there was a
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  Speaker 3: transaction on their statement. And Matthew went to Lisa and
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  Speaker 3: said the meatre went to Lise and said, did you
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  Speaker 3: just spend four dollars fifty on shoes? She's like, have
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  Speaker 3: we met before? Of course I didn't spend four dollars
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  Speaker 3: on shoes.
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  Speaker 2: I would spend four hundred dollars on shoes.
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  Speaker 1: Where is this mythical shoe store where I can spend
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  Speaker 1: four dollars fifty?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry, I don't actually think that's got anything
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  Speaker 3: to do. I don't think it has had it makes
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  Speaker 3: you feel better. But now I've got all that pilava.
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  Speaker 3: You know, You've got all these payments set up for
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  Speaker 3: this account and that account, and now I keep getting
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  Speaker 3: people saying you haven't paid this bill.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I'm trying really hard. I'm just waiting for
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  Speaker 1: the new credit card to come in.
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  Speaker 3: So can I ask a question about your appearance?
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  Speaker 4: Sure?
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  Speaker 3: Whilst it is always fabulous, see what's going on on
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  Speaker 3: this hand here?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: So look at that.
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  Speaker 1: That's this. I went to a fundraiser on Saturday night
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  Speaker 1: and it's hennah, which I've never had done before. But
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  Speaker 1: this lovely young woman.
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  Speaker 2: She did this really quickly.
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  Speaker 1: But it was a fundraiser. I might have talked to
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  Speaker 1: you about this before. A charity that are made of
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  Speaker 1: mine has set up this school in India in Bangalore
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  Speaker 1: that was set up basically to try to get education
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  Speaker 1: for kids from the slums and the poorer areas around.
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  Speaker 1: The girls don't go to school when they have their
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  Speaker 1: periods because they can't afford sanitary products. So God, my
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  Speaker 1: mate Jill has set up We had went to this
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  Speaker 1: fundraiser on Saturday night which happened at our gym Pete's
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  Speaker 1: gym and to raise money for period pants. And it's like,
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  Speaker 1: it's such a genius solution, isn't it take the tampons
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  Speaker 1: and the pads out of the equation entirely. Here's a
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  Speaker 1: couple of pairs of these, and suddenly you don't have
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  Speaker 1: your education in disrupted sort of one week out of four.
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  Speaker 1: But yes, I had this Hannah done, which I've never
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  Speaker 1: had done before. She's very very clever, this young woman.
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  Speaker 1: But then it goes on as a liquid and then
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  Speaker 1: you have to it dries, and about sort of half
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  Speaker 1: an hour, lady, you have to flick it off, and
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  Speaker 1: then it's really high. Let's get stuck about a month now,
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  Speaker 1: So I am I'm going to I am regretting it
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  Speaker 1: already because I'd like it to be gone.
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  Speaker 3: So it stays for a month.
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  Speaker 1: Lize Ellis is putting up her non hendan finger, no
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  Speaker 1: non headen finger.
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  Speaker 2: So because we I am remote to you too, I
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  Speaker 2: thought you had the Donald Trump Bruce hand going on,
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  Speaker 2: though I didn't realize it's.
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  Speaker 3: What she's talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so Donald Trump has got some strange discoloration on
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  Speaker 1: his hands, and it appears that he's seeking to cover
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  Speaker 1: it with makeup and the internet, because the Internet is
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  Speaker 1: what the Internet is. There are lots of people who
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  Speaker 1: are using this, photos of this as evidence of something
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  Speaker 1: to support whatever position that they want to take.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, of course I can't.
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  Speaker 1: So Liza has been looking at my hand now because
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  Speaker 1: obviously we record both Wednesday and Friday on a Monday,
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  Speaker 1: and she's been thinking the whole time that I have
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  Speaker 1: got some type of circulation issue and I might be
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  Speaker 1: about to keel over in the studio. Yes, but okay, sister.
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  Speaker 2: Great, Yeah, well the credit card that's in that one
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  Speaker 2: doesn't work anymore, so I don't know that it's that magic.
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  Speaker 2: You know. I gave my after Saturday soccer last weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I gave the wand to my son and said, gone
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  Speaker 2: by yourself a milkshake, and he was like, what I said, mate,
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  Speaker 2: it works anyway, It did his head in and when
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  Speaker 2: he tapped the wand and it worked, he was like
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  Speaker 2: just amazed. But then he snuck around the back, like
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  Speaker 2: around the back of the shop, and I was looking
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  Speaker 2: at something and I could hear him, you know, doing something,
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  Speaker 2: and then he worked out pretty quickly, you just twisted
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  Speaker 2: the top off so the magic didn't last, but it
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  Speaker 2: was beautiful while when it happened.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's given you the wand back and slipped
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  Speaker 3: credit card into his pocket.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Oh wow, I never thought about that. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: he has. I never check. Oh god, what sort of
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: damage can you do? Well?
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: Is it Pokemon cards?
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: What's what? What is what? Revel sport? He just goes
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  Speaker 2: straight to rebel or into sport or someone like that.
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  Speaker 2: And I would just have fifteen thousand cricket balls.
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  Speaker 1: So my daughter would get hair products off the internet,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, all sorts of hair straightening products and
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: hair curling products and and any type of solder. Gennaro,
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  Speaker 1: are you in the.
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  Speaker 3: Soldier I would have in Mecca before I knew.
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  Speaker 1: And my son would I don't know. It would be
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  Speaker 1: straight up to the bottle shop. Now my fridge, now
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  Speaker 1: that my son is eighteen, my fridge is now full
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  Speaker 1: of beers and hard rated solo that clearly you run out.
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  Speaker 2: It is good.
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  Speaker 1: We did actually send him up to the bottle shop
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  Speaker 1: on the weekend. It's like and it was, yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: was busy, and Pete and I weren't busy. But it's like, well,
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  Speaker 1: this is exciting for us as parents to be able
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  Speaker 1: to send.
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  Speaker 2: You to the bottle shop.
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  Speaker 1: I've long wanted to be able to send the kids
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  Speaker 1: to the bottle shop with a note.
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  Speaker 3: You used to be able to do that back in
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  Speaker 3: the day.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't you buy cigarettes for my mum? She'd park out
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  Speaker 1: the front and I'd run in.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So when our kids were little, we were a
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  Speaker 2: bit holier than them. We're like, we are never going
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  Speaker 2: to get our children to fetch just alcohol and that.
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  Speaker 2: We did some gardening after on Sunday, after the netball
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday, and I just said to my daughter, go
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  Speaker 2: and get mummy and beer. She knew it wasn't what
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  Speaker 2: to do or what class I liked. And I'm like, yeah,
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: that died a long time ago, didn't it. You have
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: so many ideas when you have your kids. We would
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: never do this, we will never do that. And then
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: reality steps in and you're like, just, well.
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: You stuck to your guns for a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Though, oh no, it wasn't the first time I'd asked her.
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  Speaker 2: We stuck to our guns for a little bit. But
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: then you go, you know what, just get the beer
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: or get mummy on wine.
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  Speaker 3: Is I mean, it's life.
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  Speaker 1: It's responsible drinking did you do what rus did you
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  Speaker 1: have that you broke.
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  Speaker 3: When I was a kid? No, as I'm still trying
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  Speaker 3: to break them.
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  Speaker 2: God, I'll give you another one. We're always like before
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: we had kids, like we will have a date night
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  Speaker 2: like once a month, and our kids will have to
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  Speaker 2: understand that. You know, our relationship is first. I think
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: our last date night was fifteen years ago. We just
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: don't do very mammy or our wedding anniversary. Like you
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  Speaker 2: just have all these rules. You think, oh, you know,
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  Speaker 2: my children will fit in with my life. Next minute
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  Speaker 2: from os around your kids.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well they trick you a bit when they're babies,
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: when they're still in that the baby capsule. Nice before
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: they still that size, you think, look at this, we're
• 11:43
  Speaker 1: out at a restaurant with the baby. We're so amazing,
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: and then as soon as they can move, all hell
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: breaks loose and it's like we're not going out for
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: two years.
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  Speaker 2: Like that's it tears, No, But do you know that
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  Speaker 2: the one thing that we was a rule that we
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  Speaker 2: have stuck and was so hard when they were like
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  Speaker 2: two and three. We've always been no screens at the
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  Speaker 2: dinner table, so you know when you go to the
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: restaurant all I want to do. Sometimes, like I look
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: around and see other families having such beautiful piece and
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  Speaker 2: quiet with their kids having screens at the dinner table,
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  Speaker 2: and we're like, no, I sit down using the ope
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  Speaker 2: and for blah blah blah. But now that they're older,
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: I'm really pleased that we didn't do that. But it's
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  Speaker 2: so hard, and if you have to do that to
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  Speaker 2: get to some peace and quiet, I say, good on you.
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  Speaker 3: I do not allow a screen at all. The only
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  Speaker 3: time Harper gets an iPad is when I have to
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: work and she's got to come to netble and then
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  Speaker 3: she's glued to it. But otherwise because she loves it
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: because all the time, yeah, absolutely.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: I remember going out to dinner once and Dottie was
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: with the Slews. Wasn't there, but she must have been
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: about nine or ten at this stage, and it was
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: just her and a group of adults and we were
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: sitting at the table and she said, can I have
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: your phone? And it's like, you know what, No, you
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: can be bored, because being bored, I think is the
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  Speaker 1: source of creativity. And the plates were still on the table,
• 13:00
  Speaker 1: had these black plates, and kids will find a way
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  Speaker 1: to entertain themselves if you force them to. She got
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: a little tub of mayonnaise and a toothpick and wrote
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  Speaker 1: on the plate help me, and gave you the way.
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  Speaker 1: It's a beautiful moment.
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  Speaker 2: And then when the.
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  Speaker 1: Police got, the police got, the police did not come.
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  Speaker 1: So I think that this guy realized that no, no,
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  Speaker 1: this child is actually with her parents. She's just being
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: deprived of the screen. But yep, so she's got a
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: bit of funky. All right, we should take a little
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: break and then come back and talk about some netball.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: So we had Round twelve on the weekend, and still
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: there are still two teams, the Lightning and the Swiss,
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: on life support but hanging on by an absolute thread,
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: which is really exciting. So there were four games. That's
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: fairly standard. We always have four games, caroly and so
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: it's probably unnecessary to tell us that. But one of
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: the biggest margins of the weekend was quite a shock
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: to me x and Thunderbirds six and Thunderbirds last game
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: of the round. Yeah, see the Vixens go down by nineteen.
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  Speaker 1: So the biggest margin of the round was the Lightning
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: beat Giants by twenty goals.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, that game I had flashbacks to the was
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  Speaker 3: I think it might have been the prelim final last
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: year they lost by twenty five or was it the
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: year before? Must have been the year before. I think
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  Speaker 3: it was when Thunderbirds went on to win.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. They got pumped in the semi.
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  Speaker 1: Dixons didn't lose the final.
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  Speaker 3: It did not, that's right. It must have been the
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  Speaker 3: year before. It was in Adelaide, and it was a
• 15:00
  Speaker 3: twenty five goal blowout and no matter what they did,
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: they could not get the ball down the court. Thunderbirds
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: didn't score big, big totals in every quarter. They just
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: stopped Vixen scoring. That's how they got that winner.
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  Speaker 1: But and Thunderbirds are not the highest scoring team. They're
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: the biggest winning team. But you know they're not the
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: highest scoring team. They are so strong defensively. So they
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: got sixty one, Vixen's got forty two. Thunderbirds won three
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: out of four quarters, Vixen won one and it was
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  Speaker 1: only by one goal.
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  Speaker 3: They just strangle the life out of opponents.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: In the super shod Era. Forty two is a really
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: low score. You very rarely see that.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Kira Austin was their best. She was I
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: think fifth for net points. The top four were all
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Adelaide Thunderbirds. But even watching her, she was, I mean,
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: by her standards, not a good day at the office.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: It was it was so hard for them to get
• 15:52
  Speaker 3: the ball down the court and I thought, far out
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: those games we've all been a part of, you just
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: want the clock to count down twice as fast.
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  Speaker 1: It was tough. Like I'm thinking that the finals are
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: going to look like that. The Vixens will lose to
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: the Thunderbirds and then they will play the MAVs in
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Melbourne and they will lose to the MAVs and the
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: grand Final will be the Thunderbirds. Maths, that's what it's
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: looking like.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Well, very good indication will be this weekend because it
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: is the Melbourne Derby this weekend, the MAVs and the Vixens,
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: and I reckon for the first time, the MAVs will
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: get up this weekend too or do they want to
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: save it for that final.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: I don't think they want to save anything. I think
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: they're feeling pretty bloody good. I reckon Ami Parmenter's first
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: win in the West on the weekend.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it is, isn't it.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: But your fever so Fever have won two out of
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: the last six. They have not managed to put string
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: together two consecutive wins since round six. That's not looking.
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: And you know, I'm not hearing people talking about this
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: the way they were talking about the Swifts having done
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: exactly that same thing last year, which was come in
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: strong at the beginning and then fall away.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Momentum is everything, though, isn't it at this time of year.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: So I reckon the MAVs will continue to get better
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: because they are full of confidence, they feeling it. They've
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: got four Aussie diamonds now that have just been announced
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: within that group, including in bytes. I reckon they'll get
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: the job done this weekend on the Vixens. Therefore, the
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: Lightning and the Swift sagonski a finals contention and then
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: you're right, it's going to be very interesting what happens
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: in that final.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: And can we talk a little bit about MAVs their
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: defensive line. When Tara Hinchliff went down earlier this year,
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: like so devastating for her, but I thought, oh man,
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: they've put together a great defensive unit and now that
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: that might be the end of the court. That lets
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: him down. Hang on a second, we'll just put the
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: next level of talent in and she's going to go
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: to make this Traine Squad story. Jesse's got her opportunity
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: through injury, and you would never say to her that's luck,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: because she's done all the week to get there and
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: sometimes you just need the opportunity, like the door to open,
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: and she's just she hasn't just walked on the thrill,
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: she's just run through it. And that's what good young
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: players do. You do all the hard work so that
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: when that door opens, you can get through. But that's
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: quite a story, you know for MAVs. When Tara Hinchley
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: went down, I was like, oh, that's a shame.
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: I thought they might make finals, but they might not
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: now with her gone.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: But aside from that, I always thought they were too
• 18:28
  Speaker 3: short defensively. They were never going to match it with
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: all of the teams that had a giant shooter that
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: they have, haven't they because you know, Jesse's not huge,
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: but her elevation is incredible. And they work the ground
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: and they work around that, they work their strengths.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: And Charlotte Sexton also, she's another one who went, you'll
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: take my opportunities here yeah, fantastic.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: To me, the MAVs look like the only team that
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: can challenge the Thunderbirds in a final here. I'm just
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, the Vixen's have looked unconvincing for a couple
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: of weeks now now they are so good at coming
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: back when their backs are against the wall that I
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: would never say count them out. But it's looking, Yeah,
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: they look to be falling off at a time when
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: they should be building up. I would have thought so.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: You know, last year they came through that final series,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: but they were building from that time. So they were
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: down and out in about round six and then they
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: were building. And that's what the MAVs have done. They
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: were quite down and they were building. Fever is the
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: same as Vixen's. They are on their way down. Thunderbirds
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: are just you know, they're clearly not unstoppable. They can
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: be beaten, but they are you know, they've started the
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: season very well and have continued to be outstanding. If
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: the swifts Aw Lightning make it through, they're not going
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: to challenge the Thunderbirds. I wouldn't have thought.
• 19:45
  Speaker 3: No. The issue for the Swifts and the Lightning is
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: they've got the same run home. They have both got
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: the Giants, the Firebirds and the Tea Birds. Yeah, that's
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: going to be the issue for them. Both have got
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: to play the tea Birds at one point in there.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: So Swifts have got Tea Birds this weekend on Saturday.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: And it's the first game too, so we'll know pretty
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: quickly if the Swift's chances of kicking on are still
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: there or not.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: And I think I'm right that the Lightning have only
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: beaten teams sitting below them on the ladder. No, I
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: think I'm wrong about that actually, because they beat Fever,
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: didn't they? Did Lightning beat Beaver?
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: I think they did in the West, didn't they?
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Maybe, My gosh, you're testing the memories. Yeah, so
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Fever lost this week against the MAVs. They had to win.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: The previous week away against the Firebirds. They lost at
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: home against the Swifts. They've lost a few at home.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: They lost against the Thunderbirds at home and they.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Lost Lightning had a big win by ten over the
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: Vixen's right as well.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, that was completely incorrect. I'll just leave this to
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Darryl Lymel. We're just playing in a space that I
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: shouldn't be. It's like I've wandered into the goal circle.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: So we have got a big challenge. Interesting to see
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: form changing in the Valor Dribblers Tiping Comp two. There
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: are tippers starting to surge at the right time. We
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: now have some one person in outright first position that
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: is off to the pub sitting on fifty one. In
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: second position, we have someone who has come in we've
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: not spoken about at all this whole season. Well, Vala
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Dribblers Tipping Comp season, we've not spoken Jack VD got
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: a five on the weekend and is sitting at fifty
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: points with firstborns on fifty and then on forty nine.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: There's also Joanne OSGK also got a five and now
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: is sitting in third place there. So we could see
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: that and remember this is what the Bascinators did last year.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: They came home strongly.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Would you like to talk.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: About the hosts and heroes ladder and where you're at, Well,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: nothing bad happened to you. Darryl Milton is sitting he's
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: two points ahead of you on the ladder though, on
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: forty six, and you're sitting second on forty four, Fascinators
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: on forty three and Gordy on forty two. All three
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: of you got three points this week. Alexa, your Netbull
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: bestie got five points this week, but it's sitting only
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: on forty.
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: One, so wow, okay, and.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Then there's Daylight Daylight forty two, then Keiley Devriy on
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: thirty two, forty one and to thirty two, and then
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I'm on thirty one having managed to get a score
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: of two last week. Liz Ellis, who does not tip
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: and only has the home games scored one only on
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: the weekend and is sitting on twenty two. I think
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: that's really interesting. How nothing, absolutely nothing, not.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: Anymore West Coast Fever sell out crowd, yes thirteen can't
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: get their side across the line.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: Amazing. I've had what if they had? Their last one, two,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: three four home games have been have been losses. So
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: they started a home game in round one and then
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: in rounds three, five and six they had wins at home,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: but they have not had a win at home since
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: round six, so that's interesting.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: But still what are they?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: The Fever Army. The Green Army turnout in strength Adelaide
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Entertainment Center on the weekend huge, absolutely massive, good to
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: see these big crafts. There was a really great atmosphere
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: out of the Swift's game yesterday to First Nations round
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: those beautiful dresses and it was really nice to see
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: that being celebrated around the country. Our tipper of the
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: week is a Giants fan, so be six points lots
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: of yeap did very well manage to pick the margin
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: only sitting on thirty nine, and so now gets the
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: fifty dollars Alavaancher for being so. So don't forget to
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: keep putting your tips in for Valor Dribbler's tipping comp
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: because you don't have to be winning the comp in
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: order to be winning prizes. So this week Swiss Thunderbirds.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Yep, well you are Thunderbirds.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: You're thinking Thunderbirds.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, here's my tip. I'm going to be there.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Oh that's a hot tip, isn't it?
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Get a shot of Lizzies in the world. The chair
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: is in the house being cheeky. Are you an official
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: capacity or are you enjoying netball.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: A little bit? Well, I'll be enjoying netball all weekend
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: this weekend because I will be at state Senior State titles,
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: watching watching my daughter.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Play Friday night no dribble events sen State Titles, A
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: bit of ssn. Holy moly, Bi weekend like.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: She likes netball or something, isn't it? So that's your
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: hot tip? Is a glass of rose? That that sounds
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: like your hot tip?
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very right.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: We don't ask you for a tip. Will you tip
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: the home team? Okay? Firebirds Lightning?
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Who's the home team? Fivebirds high Birds.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm thinking that Lightning will be because they're still
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: in it technically at that stage, aren't they. They're still
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: technically the Battle of the Bruce. You're going Firebirds?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Yep, it's what did you just say, Liz? It's the
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Battle of the Bruce.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: The Battle of the Bruce, and not the Courtney Bruce,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: the Bruce Highway, which obviously connects Brisbane and the Sunshine case.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Catherine has to go and do a wee. We must
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: be running over Vixen's MAVs. Catherine, I'm going to go
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: to the MAVs. Guys, She's going the MAVs. I think
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: that's probably a smart tip. And Giants Fever giants at home.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It's hard to tip against the Fever
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: for that one, but I think the giants are you
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: and having seen what happened with Saint George Laura on
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: the weekend, winning their first game in two hundred and
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: ninety five days. I'm going to say, giants faithful, keep
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: the faith. And I'll tell you what, I am so
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: much more appreciating a Swift's home win now than I
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: did at the beginning of last year, when I just
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: went all the time and they won and then they
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: stopped winning for a while. But now that we've had
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: it was a tough start to the season, it's really
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: genuinely enjoying the wins more. And imagine those Giants fans
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: when the Giants do it, which they will.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: They would go off, you would think, do.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: You know, Liz, This was a question that came up
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: in a Facebook group on the weekend. What would happen
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: if there were two teams with exactly the same points
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: and exactly the same four and against on the ladder
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: in terms of in terms of papers scissor rock.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, oh, I don't know. I'm just trying to
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: think of all the fun stuff you could do. You
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: could like do it like a soccer penalty shootout where
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: you just all have to shoot and it starts with
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: the goal shoot and it ends up going down until
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: you get to the goalkeepers. That'd be fun.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: That'd be fun. I think it goes you look at
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: the results that they've had against each other throughout the season. Okay,
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: so one and margins.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: It would come down to that kind of head to head.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: So I believe, let's say, hypothetically, which I don't think
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: is going to happen, if the Lightning get in at
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: the same as the MAVs and then they were to
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: have exactly the same four and against. What would happen
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: is they would look at the games, those two round
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: games between those two teams and say who won and
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: what was the marchin?
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I believe so wow, well that could actually happen for
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: third and fourth, right, because if you look at the ladder, yeah,
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: I think right. I was looking at times this morning,
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Fever and MAVs are on twenty eight points apiece. Fever
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: on and the Fevers percentage is one oh four point
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: six y nine and MAVs is one oh four point
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: zero nine. So it is conceivable that they could both
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: end up with the same fore and against. I'd like
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: to think that their mascots should have a race. That
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: would be good.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a enormous amount of pressure on the masculine.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: It's about time the mascots, you know, had a bit
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: of pressure put on them, just to see who stands
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: up in the moment.
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: I think it should be the floor mopper, best dance routine, best.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: No, there's a bit of subjects album.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: We think that Patrick can Yeah, yeah.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: That's it's sort of subjective. I like things that have
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: an outright winner and a loser.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: What about these things where you get babies on court
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: and get them to crawl the fastest. I would like
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: to see some super Nepal babies competing for their mothers teams.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: I thought the coaches should have a shootout.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Oh that'd be good. That would be good. Yeah, So
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: we don't know is the answer, but it should come
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: It would come down to that in the unlikely event
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: that all else was equal.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: I believe. So it's never happened before.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: So I just assumed that you would tip fever over giants.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Giants are at home this week? Would that be cool out?
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: And I've got both the Sydney games this week?
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: Oh have you? That's exciting. You've got a busy weekend,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: haven't you. Everyone? Don't forget that you if you are
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: a Thunderbirds fan or a Swift's fan or a Giants fan.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: If you spend thirty bucks on merch with Valor and
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: then you put which fan you are in the box
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: at the check out there, you could win for yourself
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: or the Thunderbird's, Giants or Swift's fan in your life.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: You could win that signed dress plus a couple of
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: pieces of merch from that team's range if you wanted to,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: and you know your team doesn't have to be winning
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: for you to love them, or particularly if you have
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: a loved one who is following a team who is
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: not perhaps going to win the Grand Final this year,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: imagine how much they would love getting something.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: A little gift like that.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: So jump on there and get you thirty bucks worth
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: of val merch. Doesn't have to be Team merch, could
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: be any team merch and then you put that in
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: or some of the other apparel stuff. But I think
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: that's that's a good little prize. Only goes up until
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: the end of the season though, end of round fourteen,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: with an element to my guess, Yes, that is exciting.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: See, everybody, we're going.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: To talk about team like doing it.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: No, we might need to, we should ask the crowd again.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: That was fun when we did that at our first
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: ever event. We will questions at.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: The crowd what they want to know of you guys.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: And remember the beauty of coming to the No Dribble
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Live events is that particularly Liz says things that we
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: can't put on air. But she works a bit loose
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: in a bar environment with a microphone in her hand,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: and so it's and we don't put it on social
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: media because it's like, you got to be it's Hamilton,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: You've got to be in the room where it happened.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: And yeah, so we're very much looking forward to.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Her from time.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Tonight.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: I will tell you.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: We're going to take a quick break and then we're
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: coming back. And I've got a real twist on the
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: ask the goat. Okay, our goat. You can actually have
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a rest again this week, but
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I have a question for the goala. Now, this question, Catherine,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: has come from the one and only Darryl Milton, and
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: this is off the back of last week and shout
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: out to Gordie. She took the challenge. She nailed the challenge.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: She mentioned the Dribblers when she was undertaking the commentary challenge.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: So if you haven't listened to last week's Catherine said,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Gordy a challenge, a commentary based challenge, and it was
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: about the baseline throwing from the goalkeeper and which is
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: a nothing sort of status.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: It's a start that we have and it's stupid and
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: why would you care how many throwings have been taken?
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: But I said to Gordy, you need to put it
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: in commentary somehow.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: And then you refuse to accept a challenge in return.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: But anyway, Darryl Milton has sent a question in not
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: really for the goala for the commentator, I guess, but
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: you know, here we go. Kath mentioned last week just
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: given a portfolio of statistics, including throw ins, that she
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: does not care about. Dagger to my heart. Dagger to
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: my heart, he has written, because obviously he values every statistic,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: if not every comma. But what are the other pointless
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: stats that you get given Kath that aren't broadcast worthy
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: in your mind or pet and most commentator's minds. Are
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: there others that you go thank you for that piece
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: of information. But I don't believe that that is something
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: that I need to chat about.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: Firstly, Darryl, I love the use of the word portfolio,
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: portfolio it makes me sound very, very professional. So the
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: amount of stats we get is next level. It covers
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: absolutely everything. Clearly, you can't use all those because who
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: wants to listen to that commentary? It would be every
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: single moment of the game you'd be throwing a number at.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: So I there's one particular page that I will always
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: go to that kind of summarizes most of the key
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: ones and on that it's got so all the players,
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: it's got top for net points, minutes played. These ones
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: are the ones I would use. Goal scored, one point scored,
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: two points scored.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Assists, feeds.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: So basically all of these I would use is one
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: that's feed with an attempt, one that's feed without an attempt,
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: wouldn't bother. That's the whole of trying to explain things
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: in the moment the game is too quick, center pass, receives,
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: their great second phase receives good. Would use those every
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: now and then intercepts, gains, blah blah blah. But then
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: down the bottom it has got the throw ins. It
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: has also got which I don't think I've ever done,
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: and I don't think I ever would. But whilst I've
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: got it in front of me. Katie and Dehani the
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: most throwings at fifty one, everybody, closely followed by Shamira
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Stirling Humphrey at forty seven. Nobody surprised by the fact
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: that these are all goalkeepers, Okay, underneath that, yep, yep.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: And then there's it gets to things like bad passes.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think you'd probably say more of a
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: turnover is a too bad pass, bad hands, off sides.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Bad hands what Liz thought I had with the Hannah.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Yet in nightclubs at different times, but.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: Some of them were good.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: Bad hands is covered.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what we find. The gutter doesn't have
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: to be far away if we find it. But so
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: some of the other ones. Darryl that I would not
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: use center pass break who's winning that just out of curiosity.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Kim Brown has got nine of them right, and then
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: offside and stuff like that, and the most offside is
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Shany lambdon there you go with that.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: That's because you're throwing yourself around, right, So it's sort.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: Of I think the point is this, I mean, there's
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: a stat for everything, but who's interested in those? And
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: when do you find the time to pop them in?
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: So Darryl, I don't not like the stats.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Things like ide become interesting. If someone gets pinned for
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: being continued to offside, you can go to the stats
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: and say, well, that's the fifteenth off side call.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: So who was with Ruth Arying was offside by going
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: into the gold circle round and Fever had three players
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: in the golf circle for a bit.
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just funny. I love that. I think that.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: That's so it's like the other didn't pick it up.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: She picked it up and rectified it quickly. It had
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: no bearing on the game whatsoever. But it's like, you know,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: what's still human beings.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: Fans and s Gordyon and I are both in commentary
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: on the same game and we didn't see It's.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: Funny, isn't it. I remember seeing Well being a commentating
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: game and Maddie Turner did that and like you just
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: you look at the refin how did I miss it?
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: But because you're so focused on other stuff or looking
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: at the stats and you and we always used to
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: get told I'm sure you still do, Catherine, You've got
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: to commentate what's on screen, not what's in front of
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: you in the game, because people at home. Aren't seeing
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: the whole game. They're seeing what's on your screen. Right,
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: So if you're looking at your screen and then there's
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: a funny off side and you don't see it, but
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: then sometimes you go, actually it was on my screen
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: and I should have seen it, but I was just
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: you didn't expect it.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: But also, like the player, in that moment, it's not
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: something that your brain goes, I shouldn't be seeing that. Like,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I think you'd be more likely to notice that if
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: it was a center who went in there, because it's like,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: but where you've got someone who plays gold offence as
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: well as winged fence, it's like, well, you know, in
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: that moment, you don't immediately see it. Yeah, I love
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: that all right, Before we go quick, Notarable recommends I
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: went to a live show last week called Come Alive.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: But it was my audition there and it's the music
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: from the Greatest Showman and but they couldn't get the stories,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: so they've just made up this other story to go
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: with it. But it doesn't matter because you've got the
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: music and it's under the big top and then there's
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: all these incredible acrobats and people flinging themselves around in
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: an incredibly skillful fashion.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: It was just it was great.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: It's Insydney at the moment, but then it's going to
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Melbourne's going all around the country and it's one of
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: these fabulous, big top things. Patrick Brammel obviously name check
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: from Colin from accounts, was there the night that I
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: was there.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: All past. But I think I've told you stories. I'm
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: too old for that ship.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I said, you said that like you've got one
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: the top front of mine.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: Come on my whole past. I think my whole pass
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: is I'm going to bed by myself. Don't anyone snall a.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Hotel room where no one speaks to me for twenty four.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: What's dinner?
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Dunton ranch in a cup of tea.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: But they did have something there that worried me the
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: other night. So you know, they've got these acrobats who
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: do amazing things on rings and trapezes and whatever. There
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: was a young woman who came out and her hair
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: was in a really high bun.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: It's horrendous.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she she's attached by her head and
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: is taken way up in the air and it's only
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: attached to her hair, and then she's spinning around like
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: looking like a like a ballerina on a jewelry box,
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: but also not vomiting, which I'd worry about. But you'll remember,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: in one of the very first episodes of No Dribble,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I raised the issue of traction al When your ponytail
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: is too tight, you can get alopecia, which is where
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: your hair falls out and never grows back. So I've
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: been worried about a number of netball players who are
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: going too tight on the pony tar because, let me
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: tell your, middle age catches up with you. You never
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: think it's going to and then you go wish I
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: hadn't done that, And I think traction alopecia. But for
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: this young woman who's up there, suspended only by her hair, girl.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Has got some strong follicles. Yep, absolutely How young would
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: she look in the midst of that though? That is
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: quite the face lift, Yes, ten years older.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: As soon as you stop, I highly recommend going to
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: see Come Alive. I've never even seen The Greatest Showman,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: so I have no idea what that story is. But
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: obviously because I have a child the age of mine,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I know all the music and whatever. But it's just
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: it was just joyful. It was just it was such
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: a It'd be a great thing to go to with
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: the whole family. Everyone would enjoy it, even cynics like
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: my husband and I and we're up there dancing at
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: the end, and like these these performers are so physical. Anyway,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: highly recommend it come Alive and it's going around to
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: five capital cities in Australia on board that it's very cool.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Can I ask it like I've got to This is
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: not a recommends. I feel like this is where I
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: come to just say that films I don't love.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: What is the end of the show when you're like,
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: I got to say something.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: We might try we might choose to cut this out.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Last week on a plane I watched If I had legs,
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: I'd kick you. And I love Rose burn right. I
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: think she's amazing. I wanted to get traction alopecia in
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: my hair. By the end of it, I tore my
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: hair out going Why did I just put myself through
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: two hours of that? Have you guys seen it?
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: No?
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: But I really want to watch it.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: No, I don't. I'd love to see it. I'd love
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: for the no dribblers. Anyone who's watched it like it's
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: so depressing. It's so depressing.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: I know, you know sometimes you watch it.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Like have you red, Liz? I know you won't have
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: caf a little life.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, I bored my eyes out of the end
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: of it. I've hit repeated.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Trauma and I great reading it. Even though it's a
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: really good, well written book. It was the saddest, most depressing,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: miserable experience of my life reading this.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Crying go while you're reading a book the pages.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I cried about I didn't so if I
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: had legs, I kick you, like you know. So the
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Meat Tray is wrong strictly wrong Com. It was not
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: wrong Com. He will not watch it, but I often
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: I'm like why. It's like, because there's enough rubbish in
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: the world. I just want to laugh and have a
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: bit of watching a movie. Right, So when I'm by myself,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I choose things. I would never watch horror, but I'll
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: choose drama anyway. About to that, and I'm like, do
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: you know what I think I've learned my lesson back
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: to rom Com strictly rom Com now FYI.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: The Meat Tray will watch Miss Universe.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: The Meat Train watched a lot of things with you, Catherine.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: That surprised me. So there you go.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: We judged everybody many years when I was younger, just
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: watching like art house movies and things, and then I
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: just realized, I'm not I'm not having fun here.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: I like feeding.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: My pretentious personal brand that I want to be, but
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I wasn't enjoying it. And now it's like, you know,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: I love it. I will watch thrillers and things, but
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I'm just I don't want I'm not going to seek
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: things that are worthy anymore. I read quite widely, but
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: that A Little Life was the most miserable I've ever been.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Just put bride'smaids on and be done with them.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: That's true, cause I've finished with a good one. If
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: talking about books, the Children I think has just come out,
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: and you're gonna ask me, hang on, hang on, hang on,
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Alex back in a second.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: Keep that of Alex.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: There is a novel called The Children written by Strata
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: author Charlotte Wood, who was shortlisted for the Book a Prize.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: That's really good. But I don't know whether that's the
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Children that Liz is talking about.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: So now I talked about what I don't recommend. I'm
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: going to talk about. But I do recommend. I got
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: given this book, The Children by Melissa Albert, fantastic, like,
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: and I didn't, I said to everyone. At one point,
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm reading this book and I'm halfway through,
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: but I don't quite know what it's about. So that's great.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: There's a there's a.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Recommend children Children by Melissa Albert. Haven't heard about it?
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: Can you give us a.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: Genre anything, any little clue?
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Oh? Look, it's about two kids whose mother writes children
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: a series of children's books, and they are the characters
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: in the children's books. And then there's a bit of
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: sort of supernaturally mystical stuff going on. But it's really cool.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: All right, So I highly recommend Melissa Albert The Children.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: Two notable recommends, a show to go and see and
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: a book to read. And Catherine A Miss Universe is
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: the is what you would know.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give you a song that somebody told
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: me the other day. It's so stupid, but it's so catchy,
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: The Puerto Rico song.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: The Puerto Rico song.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the Puerto Rico song. And it's educational. Get on board, everybody.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Does it get better? Yeah, it's just fine.
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: I feel like, yeah right, I feel like bye sucks
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: boy Billy. Okay, you listen to that one time and
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: tell me that you don't have that stuck in your head.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: I reckon, I'd love Puerto Rico like that bad Bunny
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: that his whole performance in the halftime show at the
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Super bowlts.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: This is so joyful.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: This is everyone's just looking like they're having a wonderful
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: time and the music's so catchy. So you know, maybe
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: maybe No Dribble can go to Puerto Rico. At the moment,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: we can't afford to go to Adelaide. But you know,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: one day we'll dream be and the podcast will take
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: us to San Juan and Porto Rico.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: See, you know what we need to do. That song
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: was AI generated and it's made it into Spotify, and
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: like could be no, we I agree, but we could
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: become recording artists and we could get ourselves to Puerto
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Rico that way.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: This has this so someone wanted after Gordy wrote her
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: song on AI for you, someone no Darryl Milton, when
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: someone said we need another song about Blad Darylson. We'll
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: get Sue Gordion on it. And then he went, oh yeah,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: but Carolyn wrote that Christmas song to it, so yes,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Darryl and I did not use AI. I wrote it
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: and I got real musicians involved, and Darryl's a musician.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: He said, oh, I appreciate that, but we've got his AI. Okay,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll move with the times. But come on, no, Catherine,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: we're not endorsing.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: No.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Dribble does not recommend. Although it was a bit cat
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: it did. Now it makes sense. That's why it sounds
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: so kind of men familiar.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: It sounded like you sounded like the love Boat?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: Which character did you most relate to? On the love Boat?
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: We have to go?
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: But do you know what? Watching those shows back, they're
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: so wrong, aren't they so bad? Like all the men
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: sitting around the bar and the women walking around their
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: bikinis and just the whole thing is off.
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: I will say that it's a good gig.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Julie McCoy, though Cruiz director, she was a bastion of
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: efficiency and I think highly underrated. She's like the Hermione Granger.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: You know there's the summer half away from School of Rock.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: You know these these these women are underrated, but they
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: get shipped done.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: On that note, I think it's like defenses.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Did you hear that? Please?
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: All right, well, we're looking forward to seeing those of
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: you who are with us tonight. Everyone else gets your
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: tips in for the valent rip with Tipping Camp. We've
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: only got a couple more rounds left of netball. It's
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: getting very exciting. And I'm Carolyn Swinder, I'm Lozella sparked
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: bye see later. Fine, okay, just a final.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: My knee. Have you ever done a reflex test on yourself? Oh?
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: Man, in my life, Sally, She's just whacked herself with
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: her empty water bottle.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Mhm, that was weird.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: You see my eyes open? Did you wake your pants so.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Oh far out?
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: I was meant to just sit there. Well you're still alive,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: then that's good.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: That's a first.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Lucky that one didn't go to air.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: Dearie me