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Dirty Little Secret: An Employee Gets Back At A Rude Boss In The Craziest Way-His Stomach! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: Get it off your chest to comments, you'll feel better.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret mixed.
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  Speaker 1: One or two point nine. Good morning, it's failing the
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  Speaker 1: kid can'd Selowpaz is your producer? Who is here? And
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  Speaker 1: now you have a dirty little secret? Bring it on? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning?
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  Speaker 2: How aout you? I'm good?
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  Speaker 1: So all right, you got a secret you've been holding
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  Speaker 1: on to. I guess this is a secret that happened
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  Speaker 1: a few years ago. I'm a little bit nervous. Hopefully
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  Speaker 1: you do not get trouble and criminate yourself in any
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  Speaker 1: kind of crime or legal activity. What happened?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I haven't told anybody this, so this is
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  Speaker 2: me cleaning my soul. Good. So I did this a
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  Speaker 2: couple of years ago to my boss, who I just
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  Speaker 2: I hate. What did anybody on this planet? I swear
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  Speaker 2: to guy, he's the worst person. He like verbal like,
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  Speaker 2: abused me for years. I just couldn't leave because I
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  Speaker 2: had to wait until I found another job, you know,
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  Speaker 2: because too so he's just like devout Muslim even though
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  Speaker 2: he cheated on his wife, he stole from the comp
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  Speaker 2: me he scans when I tell you, the worst person
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  Speaker 2: on the planet. But I just needed to get some revenge.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't know. Nobody knows. I've never said anything, but
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  Speaker 2: I secretly said him pork a couple of times, set
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  Speaker 2: up a couple of times. It's like, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: You know you have to stay there. You need something
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  Speaker 2: in the back of your head where you can smile
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  Speaker 2: a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So this is obviously if people don't know, this
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  Speaker 1: is against his religion.
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  Speaker 2: He was against his religion.
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  Speaker 1: So it was like, you know, yeah, so this was
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  Speaker 1: your little weight. Now I'm curious and I'm scared to
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  Speaker 1: ask how you snuck him pork? How did that happen?
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  Speaker 2: So it was all through like the potlucks. So like
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  Speaker 2: one potluck, I brought like some sliders, okay, but I
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  Speaker 2: when I tell you, I fried those those little bird
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  Speaker 2: and bacon grease, like in so much bacon grease. I
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  Speaker 2: just find Wow. It was a holiday party and they
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  Speaker 2: were just cooked in bacon gree like. It was great.
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  Speaker 1: So see, this is another reason you can't trust holiday potlucks.
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  Speaker 2: I don't do it, that's man.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, so that's the way you got Is there
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  Speaker 1: any other ways you did it? Or was it just
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  Speaker 1: that time?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? It was another another another potluck, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: And I made chili and I minced up the pork
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  Speaker 2: really really good, and I just put it into chili.
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  Speaker 2: And I knew he liked chili, so that's why I
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  Speaker 2: did it, and he and he loved it. Took some home.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, it's just like in the back of my
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  Speaker 2: head whenever he gets on my nerves, it's just like
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  Speaker 2: my little happy place that I can go to and say, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: this is this.
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  Speaker 1: Is a serious one. But I gave him porked my boss.
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  Speaker 1: Well that sounded weird, but you know what I mean. See,
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  Speaker 1: it's tough when it's religious stuff, because this is that's
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  Speaker 1: another level of he's justifying it because he's shootd on
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  Speaker 1: his wife, right, like you know you did that.
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  Speaker 2: What they say he was abusive hit on me. He
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  Speaker 2: just he was so terrible. He was a bat manager.
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  Speaker 2: He like, you know, verbally abusive. I just couldn't take
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  Speaker 2: it anymore. And I just needed something to, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like a little small active revenge, you know, put a
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  Speaker 2: little oil in somebody's.
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  Speaker 1: No, he doesn't sound like a good guy at all,
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  Speaker 1: but I mean, and it made you feel better, and
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  Speaker 1: you still to this day, do you regret it. Would
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  Speaker 1: you do it again if you had to? Or would
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  Speaker 1: you be like, nah, I wouldn't do it again.
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  Speaker 2: No, I would definitely just go find another job. There's
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  Speaker 2: I don't like to be that person, but I definitely
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  Speaker 2: you'd have to really take me there. Okay, I know,
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  Speaker 2: I know I'm capable, but I don't want to be.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that girl. You don't mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: I know, Yeah you minced up.
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  Speaker 2: Por Well what do you do when you you're actually
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  Speaker 2: like with and you want to leave but you can't.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's like, well what you do?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a tough situation to be And I've been
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  Speaker 1: in jobs where you know you hate I hate it,
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  Speaker 1: but it's like I gotta make money. So it is
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  Speaker 1: what it is. But you know, at least you're out
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  Speaker 1: of it now and you can look back and you can,
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  Speaker 1: like I say, this is a non judgment zone, so
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  Speaker 1: I try not to say too much. I'm sure we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get some calls about this, but I'm hope hopefully
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  Speaker 1: you feel better now just getting it off your.
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  Speaker 2: Chest, right, And I want everyone I'm not that person anymore,
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  Speaker 2: So Okay, good, don't come for me. I have said
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  Speaker 2: I'm not that person. Don't come down on me too hard.
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