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The Trail 0f Broken Hours Episode 3 · The Frostworn Oath

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  I can see I'm just reading the information.
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  It just says Bud Light. It says so much more.
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  But like. The little writing gets me.
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  I'm good with shapes. Like I can make you out.
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  You want to make out? I mean, what the fuck?
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  Thank you, Angela. I love it.
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  Shout out. Oh, Speaking of shout out.
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  Speaking of shout outs, got to give a shout out to Ashley
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  That one right there gives you 15% off of your Mead selection
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  and they have other varieties of alcohol as well.
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  Got to be 21 probably. Also, you legally have to be 21
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  Dan. This is the double shot taker,
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  the the glorious dry scooper of the bunch.
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  Unless you're the one who has problems from last episode.
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  That's right you fuckers, I heard that I wasn't here before.
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  Fuck you. But legal?
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  You ever need a? Good wake up the dub sauce is a
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  great one for. Legal reasons you have to be 21.
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  What if I'm in? Probably.
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  CJ What if I'm in a different country?
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  OK, Germany's 16. Yeah, if you're in a different
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  country, yeah, but most of. Our Gretchen Z Deutsch we.
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  Got one in Germany I. Don't think Mexico has a
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  drinking age? There's so many things I could
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  have said. I stopped myself.
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  You got to drink because you can't drink the water.
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  So, you know, I like. Living at a fairpoint, a beer
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  beer's cheaper than water you. Can go to a restaurant in Mexico
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  and order a whole leg of a pig, one of my nurse friends whenever
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  I worked at the hospital told me.
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  That and you guys ever watched Family Guy?
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  Obviously. No.
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  OK, Landon, I don't want to hear you say.
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  Of course, I've never seen this as the end.
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  I've never heard of the Wild Thornberry.
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  'S what is king of the hill? What is King of the Hill?
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  Didn't know what. Rocket sand.
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  And then it's and then it's. You ever heard of this?
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  Of course I love you. Timmy Fair Family Guy is like
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  the most popular adult animated film other than maybe.
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  The. Chili other than maybe?
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  The adult animated film. Whoa.
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  That's a whole different genre, CJ.
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  Yeah, Hey, what else would you consider it?
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  It's an adult animated film. It is not.
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  Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
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  The best adult animated film is Backdoor Sluts 9.
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  I prefer All in the Family. It's made in the 70s Just I'm
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  gonna walk away. I'm just saying they're not,
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  they're not animation to make for kids.
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  Rated R. For what pirate?
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  Trent have no clue what you guys are talking about.
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  I feel, I feel like, I feel like Trent's bad at his shit around.
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  Where were you going with that? Why do you guys watch Family Guy
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  and the Dozen Procedure? Elaborate.
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  I didn't say anything about Family Guy.
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  Yes, you did last week, if anybody recalls, had some
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  trouble, had some interrogations.
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  I remember Nanaway ate somebody's ass, no?
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  No. Way that was somebody.
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  With his ass. Oh yeah, yeah, it was.
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  I think it was David's friend that she made.
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  Well, you know, he's, he's hungry.
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  So Well, yeah, so last week you guys went on about your
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  business, got interrogated by old work thing, then you went in
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  over down to investigate, see if there was any more clues that
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  Father Ostrich could find over at Father Ostrich heads back to
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  the church. He has a little meet and greet
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  with Sister Marin and gets the idea after that to go look for
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  some more clues down at the the whatever the hell that ship was
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  called. Boat.
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  Yeah, it was definitely more of a boat, huh?
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  It was tiny, the five person crew with a lizard.
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  Other than that. So you guys went on down.
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  There was some confusion, a lot of confusion going on, potential
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  ghost or time riffs or something's going on, and Father
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  also gets a little senile and misled and veers off course,
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  following unseen tracks. The rest of the group dera with
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  her lizard leading the way. Everything takes place at the
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  ship. Nanaway is able to pick a lock.
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  Everybody has to have trouble climbing up the side of the hull
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  of the ship boat Vallejo most of all.
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  Nanaway manages to pick a lock in his signature way.
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  And they go down and discover that sword that I got from the
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  dead guy is right here, and it looks better than the one that I
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  have. Oh, and then all of a sudden,
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  that son of a gun just appears there, as well as two of the
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  others that were killed the following day.
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  Everything happened so fast. A lot of confusion.
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  You're supposed to be dead. And with that, another fight
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  ensues. Ultimately, they come out on
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  top. Lizard gets a little burny,
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  burned on the side of the face, but is dealt with.
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  And then crazy idea comes A and the Naway's head to flip the
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  hourglass that Father Osric has. And when that happened,
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  everything just kind of went on a crazy tangent.
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  Things started falling apart, disappearing, reappearing,
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  aging, rejuvenating, and they got out of there just in time as
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  everything completely went away, turning the sand went out into
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  the temporal void. Now also on top of that, they
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  did manage to find some regenerated crates before they
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  were taken off and pull items from them.
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  Father Osric actually wound up becoming 10 years younger or not
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  991010 years younger. So yeah, good for him.
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  And the Naway was practically unaffected as he got aged a
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  little older. And with that, you guys went
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  back to the Hushnet in just in time to overhear this Ulrich
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  Thane guy, this man of the law eye patch badge wearing
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  fucktard. I can edit out fucktard going
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  over. Anyway you guys come up on
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  Ulrich Thane going over questioning A hysterical young
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  woman and come to find out that a caravan was raided And with
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  this information getting a little bit more invested.
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  You find out that there is actually a bounty that has been
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  placed on the leader of this gang named Hasker Born.
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  And Ulrich looks to Vallejo, flat out says hey, let's put
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  that gun to good use, and passes over the paper with 100 gold
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  reward. Dead or alive, Preferably alive,
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  but you know, pieces are OK as well.
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  With that we can begin our session.
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  Hey, so Mr. Lawman, that's not very good at being a fucking
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  lawman. You gave me this fancy paper,
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  now give me some damn bullets. I've been using a lot.
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  I've never even seen one of those things before until you
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  came around the Layo. You got any boom powder?
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  What? Kind of fucking lawman are you?
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  Everyone back home's got something like this.
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  Calls himself a lawman. I do run at him with a dirt and
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  get shot with an arrow. Hey Mr. Don't be bringing up no
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  continuity until it's continuity.
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  I didn't knew it guns in my world.
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  I will still say guns are extremely, extremely rare.
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  New crafted. The crazy things like your
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  beloved Hoshiko is basically essentially like a new invention
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  that your father created. But I have one.
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  Block. Hey, hey, he doesn't know if I'm
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  telling the truth or not. He's a lawman here, not back
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  home. Give me a deception.
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  First goddamn role of the session.
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  I don't think I'm proficient. I'm not 10.
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  I would say with advantage. Net 20.
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  I hate you. You got advantage simply because
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  your point made sense. I don't know nothing about
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  Matharis unfortunately. I mean he's completely convinced
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  that guns are all over the place of Matharis.
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  He's thinking about putting an order in.
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  He opens up his coat and just simply shows hand crossbow at
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  his hip as well as a few daggers and a long sword.
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  He's like, I only know about bullets because of you.
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  Unfortunately, Vallejo, that's not something we have around
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  here in the North. I.
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  Would. Consider getting some.
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  I'm thinking about it. The only thing I can tell you is
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  before you take off, but you got to make this fast.
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  You could probably put an order in with the blacksmith.
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  That's the best, best of information I can give you on
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  that. From here you don't tell me
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  where it is. Hey, give me a history check.
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  Oh. Nevermind, I might be from here.
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  16 traveling a small town, right as you ask the question, you're
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  like, you know, it's probably that building that's been up the
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  the road there a little ways with the smoke coming out and
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  all that panging and panging and hammering, I thought.
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  It was just on fire. But you have your information
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  there we're. Going to a blacksmith.
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  Heads. Down to the blacksmith.
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  We're off to see the wizard. Any I can edit all this out that
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  I'm about to say stop putting. Shit on me.
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  Hey Mr. BM, as I'm walking out and take Tom's drink.
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  Oh yeah, I'm going to walk in and take Tom's drink.
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  You run inside. Thanks, TomTom.
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  It's right up there at the bar. As always, give me a sleight of
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  Hand or a Dex. I'm not trying to make it
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  sneaky, I'm just. Grabbing this give me a dex do.
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  I have advantage since he doesn't see me coming.
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  You said, hey, Tom. As I grabbed his drink.
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  Fine. That's not any matter.
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  Hey, let me. See what my dex mod is though,
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  Tom? Goes tan out.
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  He did a lucky 15. You're always trying to take my
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  stuff. Is that wise of you to do that?
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  What does that mean? Buckets it.
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  Give me a slight hand on her decks.
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  Oh my God, are you pocket sand and Tom already?
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  Already with the sand out of the pocket.
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  Do I have a band? Because.
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  He's pocket sanded. Yes, I wrote a note for the
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  pocket sand. So he's like and he pulls it
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  over to this side and all of a sudden you go is that was and
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  then. No, not again.
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  Thank you. As I'm running out the door, as
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  I'm running out of the and I'm like, sorry about you doing Tom.
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  As you go running out of the and I imagine you are as well, you
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  just hear. God damn it, Papa Big Bird, I'll
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  sink. Papa Big Bird, wait.
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  Here you go. Thanks.
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  So you're going over to the blacksmith We're.
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  Going to turn Tom into the BBEG. Little do you know.
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  You go into the blacksmith with them.
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  See. So you all make your way up the
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  path. You head over to the blacksmith.
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  As you get closer and closer, you can smell it.
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  You can smell that wrought iron. You can smell that that heat,
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  the steel, the pounding, the clanging.
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  You start to hear. There's hardly any snow around
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  the blacksmith's area, as you can tell.
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  There's an elder dwarf woman beating away on the anvil,
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  crafting something. Do.
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  I know her name. I feel like I would.
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  Oh my God. Yeah, fucking what's her name?
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  Give me that ass. OK, you can even go.
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  Into an hallway. What's her?
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  Name please Mommy. Her name's Brendier.
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  Hey, Brendier. How does she sound?
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  I'm going to say she sounds like this.
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  Hello. No, but she's just like.
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  Oh, hey, Ed. How you doing today, Faller,
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  Austria, I'm. Doing good.
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  How are you today? She kind of sounds like you're
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  right, aren't you? I'm doing just fine.
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  What can I get for you? I need some some types of steel
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  I. Don't know Vallejo is said no
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  this way. I just bothered him.
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  Who's that then? Yeah.
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  It's this guy right here, the one with the weird little metal
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  thing and tiny hammer. The nature.
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  Ball, I do fine. How are you?
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  Well, that. Would be better with more
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  bullets. What's a bullet ain't?
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  Nobody around here no damn make this.
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  Shit, it's a little metal thing with boom powder I think.
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  We've got some spark powder. Yeah, yeah, there.
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  You go blam. OK So what I need I want to like
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  I want to take out one of both. I got 3 left now I hand it to
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  her. She takes it from me and just
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  kind of looks at it. I mean, yeah, I could.
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  I could make one of these. I need you to make a lot.
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  A good few of them, maybe like 20 if you can you.
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  Want me to make 20 balls of iron steel?
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  Keep it just like this. All right, I could.
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  Let's see what I could do for you.
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  It's gonna take some time, but I'll get to work on it.
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  Can't tell you how much it's gonna be right now, but sounds
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  good. To me then hopefully I don't run
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  out before. Then all right, well, just come
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  and see me in a day or two all. Right, I think the shark wanted
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  to talk. To you, by the way, Yeah.
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  Yeah, I heard what you said. You're a little pervert.
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  You must be in a Norway. Yeah, that's Norway.
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  Yes, that's me. Yeah, You, you.
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  I've heard some stories about you.
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  OK. Am I sexy?
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  Give me a charisma check. Lucky.
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  Voyeo, could you explain it in that way, what a lucky is?
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  So I can do this thing twice per rest where I can give somebody
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  advantage on their role or disadvantage.
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  I can take people's advantage away and give and take people's
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  disadvantage away too. I just like to take advantage of
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  people. Like you took my virginity, shut
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  the. Fuck up in that.
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  Way You're not such a young shark now, are you?
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  You were over 200 years older than I am in Norway.
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  It still blows my mind that you were a venture.
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  He was blowing something. All right.
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  Yeah. The not ways to get here against
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  his will. What?
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  The fuck is? I'm going to definitely say this
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  for newcomers, this is definitely a place to not fuck
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  around. And you can actually you could.
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  There may be some new equipment and whatnot you could get, but I
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  don't need anything. You have what's?
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  The lady. 'S name Brainier.
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  Brainier. Yeah, Brainier.
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  Because if I'm mistaken, you have a net and a dagger.
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  That's it right now. Brainier.
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  Yeah, what do you want in that way?
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  Please marry me. Give me another Charisma check
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  15 you're not so bad I suppose, but I'm sorry Hun, not my type
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  on. The nullway.
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  I was rooting for you. I'm going to go over the nullway
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  you don't be. OK.
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  Now do you? Feel good.
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  About yourself. Now look.
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  At that, Well, if you. Feel that way?
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  Why don't you just go ahead and give him a kiss?
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  Why the? Fuck, would I kiss him?
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  He asked you to marry him. I'm already taking.
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  I'm not going. To kiss him, that's for.
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  Sure. Listen, listen, listen.
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  Now. My second wife taught me this.
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  It's called husband, not husband or yeah, first wife taught me
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  how to cook cracks. I was positively cuckoo for
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  crack. Renee, can you make me a custom
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  weapon of some? Sort.
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  It depends on how fast you want it.
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  I mean, I can definitely make you something, of course, but
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  don't forget I also got. I mean, I do have these back
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  here and you see just like an assortment behind you, you see
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  different lathes of different sizes, shapes, cookeries,
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  daggers, short swords, long swords, just different
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  contraptions like that. Yeah.
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  So what do you what do you want? Well, I was thinking.
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  Something of the spear category. I've got a couple of Spears,
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  May. I take a look.
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  Yeah, absolutely. So as you're looking at the back
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  wall, she points over to a rack that's standing there.
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  And there's a couple of well shafted different types of
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  Spears, more like a a broad spear, short spear one that
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  looks like it'd be better for throwing.
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  What about the the dull sided? That one caught my eye.
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  This dwarven woman covering her tattoos and everything, she just
• 15:37
  looks at you again. So that one right there, that'll
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  be. 15 gold. Well, I don't.
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  Have. That at the.
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  Moment, but I may be back. I have 16 gold.
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  Wait. How much go wait?
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  Let would you be interested in trading?
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  I could be considering something what you got?
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  You piqued your curiosity here, You can clearly tell.
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  Well, I as my profession as a beast time.
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  I have quite a lot of furs and dried meat.
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  Fur and meats give me a persuasion 1111 total.
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  I could, I could, I could. I could do 13, maybe 13 for you.
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  If you throw in a mortal and pencil I'll do 14 and a few
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  empty bottles of glass. You're the wrong place for that,
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  Hun. Well, that's for Keating.
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  You got to go into town. So you're telling me you don't
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  have a mortar on vessel? What would I be using it for?
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  Oh, no tea. Do you have one for tea?
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  You drink tea, don't you? Oh yeah, but but my sister
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  usually makes it funny. Oh.
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  My God, I didn't even know you had a sister.
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  It's not my sister, it's sister of the church.
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  Oh, Sister Marin. OK, yeah, my mistake.
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  Well, this. So yeah, no, I don't have one,
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  Hun. Sorry.
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  That's not going to do. She's just like, rolling her
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  eyes like I'll. Give you, I'll give you the
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  touch. Of gold all right sold there
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  you. Go Dara.
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  Thank you, Father Austria. You're.
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  Welcome anybody else doing anything at the blacksmith?
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  No. Me wants to steal.
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  Oh my God. He wants to steal.
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  Exactly. Well, then that way, what are
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  you? What are you trying to do?
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  I'm not saying no to anything. I'm just saying you know,
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  there's success and there's failure.
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  What do you what do you got? What are you trying to do?
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  Steal the most valuable thing. Can I distract him while he does
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  this? Pocket sand.
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  Hear me out, hear me out. I'm.
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  Not going to pocket sand I don't want.
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  I don't want him to be mad. Guys, guys, I know the perfect
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  way to distract this blacksmith. You got to pull out a piece of
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  equipment that you never got to study.
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  Before why she got to be a blacksmith.
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  Because you said she was a blacksmith.
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  Is she a great dwarf too? It's African American Smith.
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  Just because she's an ashen dwarf.
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  Oh see, her skin is ashes. She needs some damn lotion.
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  Is it good she's a blacksmith anyway.
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  How's. She Vallejo, you racist
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  motherfucker. I listen, nobody said that, that
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  things weren't sex. What you know it's not well in
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  the thirst. I'm going to walk up to this to
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  the blacksmith and be like, so my friend in Nalway is cute.
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  I'm going to. You're trying to distract,
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  right? You should come out too and be
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  like it's revolver. Well, don't damn point to
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  Nalway. I didn't.
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  I didn't point at you. I just said your name.
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  I don't, but you did point. She does know my name.
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  She doesn't know Nanaway. Just walking up, just walking up
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  to the blacksmith. So my friend Nanaway thinks
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  you're cute. Papa Oscars, who are you calling
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  Nanaway? That's King Shark.
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  He was wondering if he. Could.
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  He was wondering if he if he could get your sending stone
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  information. You're only stones.
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  I got light headed. Did you?
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  Pull out your gun too. All right.
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  So somebody give me we're going to go with performance for this
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  or or sleight of hand, OK. 20 on performance. 24 on sleight of
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  hand. All right.
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  She's like, look for Austria. I'm not trying to be mean to
• 19:07
  him. I don't want he's not my type.
• 19:10
  He smells fishy. I'm not into that.
• 19:13
  I'm not going to make that joke. And she takes a big peek of
• 19:19
  curiosity with it. You said a revolver.
• 19:22
  Yes, ma'am. She starts like, is this what
• 19:24
  the little metal balls are for Indeed.
• 19:26
  It. Is.
• 19:27
  Oh my God. And start, you know, she's
• 19:30
  fiddling with it, seeing how it works, not trying to break it,
• 19:32
  but seeing what moves and what disconnects, etcetera.
• 19:35
  While she's doing that. Nanaway I need a stealth check.
• 19:38
  Thanks. Thanks, Darity.
• 19:41
  Yes, I thought you said thanks. I was like, you're welcome.
• 19:45
  Fuck me, flucky. Flucky, you've already used both
• 19:49
  of them. He didn't take the I didn't
• 19:50
  take. His the first time?
• 19:52
  What so I can roll again? Yeah, you roll again.
• 19:53
  Take the higher. 13. 13 total. Yeah.
• 19:57
  OK, so you're trying to be as quiet and as sneaky as you as
• 20:01
  you can be. You're looking over every now
• 20:03
  and then, just trying to get a clear picture of it.
• 20:06
  OK, She's distracted. All right, Give me a perception.
• 20:10
  What are you looking for? Nose powder, obviously.
• 20:16
  Where's that booger sugar? I need it in my hand.
• 20:20
  Just from nappers. Call it Stardust.
• 20:22
  From behind her she goes where? Oh wait, this is that's Father
• 20:25
  Ash I've got in Mal way. Where do you keep burger?
• 20:29
  Sugar 12. Pookie Britches, I didn't hear
• 20:30
  what you're looking. For let me look for good
• 20:33
  valuable treasure or some sort of strong weapon he's.
• 20:37
  All stored in a prison pocket. Ever heard of key string?
• 20:40
  What do you mean? You got to realize that and then
• 20:42
  alway has a big clit Dick this. Is schenotic can.
• 20:46
  You say that. I guess we.
• 20:48
  Don't want to offend our what was it, 23% female?
• 20:52
  Audience. Oh, sorry.
• 20:55
  I went over numbers. I went over numbers today with
• 20:58
  CJ. We have, we have, we have a 70%
• 21:01
  / 70% basis. It's because I promoted my
• 21:04
  tender account. We have over 70% basis of men
• 21:08
  even better and a 20 something percent basis of women it.
• 21:10
  Didn't like a 30% unidentified? What is unidentified?
• 21:13
  I didn't even know you could pick male or female in your
• 21:16
  profile for Spotify. I just assume the non binaries
• 21:20
  and whatnot. OK, I argue with every app that
• 21:22
  it should let me change my gender to God and I usually win.
• 21:26
  I think I'm having a stroke because I swear to God I smell
• 21:28
  the Christmas tree. I've.
• 21:29
  Been meaning to get a it's. Actually.
• 21:31
  One, you know what non binary ninjas go by.
• 21:34
  What? They slash them.
• 21:37
  So. No, no way as to.
• 21:39
  Have. Fun.
• 21:40
  See. As you're looking around at all
• 21:42
  the items, like I said, you're seeing, you're seeing kookeries,
• 21:45
  you're seeing daggers of different odds, shapes and
• 21:47
  sizes, swords, cleavers, all different types of weapons, all
• 21:52
  different things that could be made right here.
• 21:53
  And the only thing that seems more glorified that's catching
• 21:57
  your eye is a set of bracers. Give me that.
• 22:01
  All right, give me a sleight of hand with advantage.
• 22:05
  What is my sleight of hand decks?
• 22:08
  Oh yeah, I got a + 6 on that. There you go with advantage
• 22:11
  monkey. Y'all are cancelled.
• 22:19
  You said you had advantage 25. 25 So you grab the bracers and
• 22:25
  you snatch them up. You got them in your hands.
• 22:28
  You're still looking over. As you look over, you see Father
• 22:31
  Austric and Vallejo still distracting Rania.
• 22:35
  She's, she's just, she's just still admiring the gun and like.
• 22:38
  Father Austria, I told. I just I can't.
• 22:41
  Don't make me use this thing, I'll use one of his last two or
• 22:43
  three bullets. I.
• 22:44
  Swear to God how to use. That.
• 22:46
  Maybe I'm not proficient with it, but I'll figure it out you.
• 22:48
  Don't know how to use it do it what the trigger?
• 22:50
  Yeah, you use one of my last remaining bullets.
• 22:52
  I get whatever you're making me free.
• 22:53
  Not 20 of them love it, but here you go.
• 22:55
  Here's the bullet. Yeah, you make off with the
• 22:58
  bracers. What do they do?
• 22:59
  You're gonna, you're gonna inspect them and check them out
• 23:02
  right here at the. Black scene.
• 23:03
  Wait, no, no. I think we should rest.
• 23:09
  All right, so go outside. So you guys, you know, you give
• 23:12
  them a little. No way.
• 23:13
  It kind of gives a signal. He just holds up the bracers
• 23:16
  right up in his hand, looking at the back of your hand.
• 23:19
  Bracers just. Has them on.
• 23:26
  OK, guys, let's go. She's like, what's that?
• 23:34
  You think you're cute all? Right.
• 23:34
  Anybody else need anything? Kids.
• 23:37
  Y'all get out of here, I'll get to work on.
• 23:39
  Your bullets as soon as possible.
• 23:40
  Like Dang. In the no, we always make us
• 23:43
  look. Bad.
• 23:44
  So are. We gonna take a rest before we
• 23:46
  go and find this bounty hunter guy because we technically
• 23:48
  haven't taken a rest yet. Yeah.
• 23:50
  Y'all can do whatever you like. Somebody, one person, give me a
• 23:54
  history check. I got.
• 23:56
  You the. Wrong guy, I got a. 14 going
• 24:03
  back over the information that was given to you by the young
• 24:06
  woman and passed along also through over she.
• 24:09
  It took her about a day to get back to Old Hollow to relay all
• 24:13
  this information. Which means that ask her or his
• 24:16
  people, the captives, they already have at least A at least
• 24:20
  a day on you. All right, sorry.
• 24:22
  At least two days on you, depending on how far they went.
• 24:24
  So I have to pick up the trail. If you, if you do rest, if you
• 24:27
  do wait, it's going to be more difficult.
• 24:30
  Is it something you can do? Absolutely.
• 24:32
  Guys, I believe we're going to be resting on the road.
• 24:34
  I need to grab something from my church real quick.
• 24:35
  No you don't dude. Just real quick.
• 24:37
  Father Ostrich, you're not getting your.
• 24:38
  Bottle 5 minutes. It's not whiskey.
• 24:40
  I have that in my bag. Did you just say Father Ostrich?
• 24:46
  I slam my head into the ground. I gotta run back to my church
• 24:55
  real quick. 5 minutes, no more. Father Ostrich, listening to no
• 24:59
  one, how close is my? Church in the.
• 25:00
  Blacksmith. Vallejo pulls out his gun and
• 25:05
  then holsters it back. How close is my church in the
• 25:08
  blacksmith? Cuz you said it was up on the
• 25:09
  hills and then my church is up. So literally back to the
• 25:12
  picture. Actually, literally the church
• 25:15
  itself is over here and the blacksmith is over here just a
• 25:20
  little bit far further up north. So I'd say it's about 45 feet
• 25:23
  away. Oh, that.
• 25:24
  But yeah, I'm running to my church real quick.
• 25:26
  Sister Marin. Sister Marin.
• 25:28
  You come bursting through the door shouting for Sister Marin,
• 25:30
  and shortly here after she you hear the footsteps and she comes
• 25:33
  right? Yes, Father Ostrich, what is it?
• 25:36
  Where do you keep the mortar ambassador?
• 25:38
  My mortar and pestle. Yes.
• 25:40
  It's it's in the kitchen. Would you mind if I borrowed it
• 25:42
  for a few days? Any empty glass bottles that you
• 25:45
  have? May I inquire why?
• 25:50
  Surely. Safety reasons.
• 25:54
  Give me a persuasion check. Do I get advantage since it's in
• 25:57
  the name of Sheridan? Yes.
• 26:02
  Yes, 13. Of course, Father Ostrich.
• 26:04
  Just bear with me one moment. I'll, I'll go get it.
• 26:06
  For you, OK. She runs off, she's gone 5
• 26:09
  minutes. I comes running back with her
• 26:11
  mortar and pestle looks a bit used some some tea grounds
• 26:15
  perhaps something in something's been ground up in their herbal
• 26:18
  and she just brings it forth. Yeah, here, Father Austria, here
• 26:22
  it is. Thank you, Sister Marin.
• 26:24
  Sarah didn't bless you. Of course, of course.
• 26:28
  Are are you, where are you going now?
• 26:30
  Oh. Me and me, Vallejo.
• 26:32
  Did they run? Then I'll we're going to do a
• 26:34
  bounty. Did they run?
• 26:37
  It's because of the nenawi, yeah.
• 26:40
  I know I love it. Even when your day run Nenawi
• 26:43
  are going to do a bounty real quick and I just want to have
• 26:46
  this to increase the chances of pockets and.
• 26:48
  Father asked Rick, is it wise to take an artifact with you this.
• 26:53
  Thing fucking rocks. This thing made it do float and
• 26:56
  turn the door old. You say that and she she she's
• 27:00
  just overcome with like this like horrified look on her face
• 27:04
  of. Oh my God's the.
• 27:05
  Power and and she's father ostrich.
• 27:07
  I am. I'm so concerned that something
• 27:10
  like that out in the world is dangerous.
• 27:12
  Can we not please lock it up? Yeah, I guess we can for the
• 27:18
  time being. Just until I get back from the
• 27:20
  bounty though. Yeah, you get.
• 27:24
  You can get rid of them. Yeah, give it an hourglass.
• 27:26
  She takes it. Don't.
• 27:27
  Flip it upside down. She she, she starts to hold it
• 27:31
  very, very carefully. After do not flip that thing, we
• 27:34
  will lose our charge. In Sarah's name.
• 27:39
  No. All right.
• 27:41
  I'm. I'm.
• 27:41
  I will take care of this. And she be.
• 27:44
  Please, Father Ashley, be careful.
• 27:45
  I. Will, don't worry.
• 27:47
  And she goes to take off with the hourglass.
• 27:50
  I'm going to run back. Did you give me any glass
• 27:52
  bottles? Any empty glass bottles?
• 27:53
  Because I ask for that too. Decide your own fate.
• 27:55
  Roll me a hell. Roll me AD 6.
• 27:59
  D6 6. Fuck all right, there you go,
• 28:07
  you got 6 files and. Then we're going to run back.
• 28:11
  Right on, right on. So you run back and you meet up
• 28:14
  with everybody. Father ostrich.
• 28:15
  You literally arrive. They've been patiently waiting
• 28:18
  for you. Nanaway is twerking, as best you
• 28:21
  can tell. I'm flicking gold coins at
• 28:23
  Nanaway as he's twerking. Damn.
• 28:26
  Throw it back, fish boy. Damn.
• 28:28
  Nanaway, you're moving like you used.
• 28:31
  To God damn, where'd you find all that?
• 28:34
  My Mama. Nanaway Thick.
• 28:41
  You know Papa Big bird if he got that from his Mama.
• 28:43
  I'm trying to meet her. I'm looking for my 8th ex-wife.
• 28:46
  What, Mama, When he got Nanoway right here, then I'll wait.
• 28:49
  Kiss him. Nanoway, did you say you put the
• 28:54
  bracers on? Yes, Nanoway, you need to write
• 29:01
  this down. Forge Heart Bracers.
• 29:03
  These heavy bracers are forged from black and steel, laced with
• 29:06
  fine Crimson molten veins. The metal is warm to the touch,
• 29:10
  pulsing faintly like a heartbeat.
• 29:12
  A master Smith forged them in a moment of inspiration.
• 29:16
  In that way, you have a plus one bonus to strength checks.
• 29:19
  You have a plus one bonus to attack rolls.
• 29:23
  One bonus to strength and. And one bonus to attack rolls.
• 29:29
  Hungry. Damn.
• 29:30
  Yes. Nothing tune to tell me.
• 29:33
  All right, so I thought I was supposed to inspect the
• 29:35
  motherfuckers attuned to them. A what?
• 29:38
  A tune? A guitar.
• 29:40
  But Ty player of Vallejo, what does a tune mean?
• 29:44
  Yeah, essentially. I mean, like, you know, we're
• 29:46
  gonna be traveling for a little bit and it just takes like an
• 29:49
  hour of downtime. So you'd be like, hey, I'm gonna
• 29:53
  tune to this. And then it bonds to your soul.
• 29:56
  Thank you for the name. You're welcome.
• 29:58
  Hey, you know what, My dumb ass just quickly peripheral glanced
• 30:01
  over to that beautiful quartz like rock that's on your table
• 30:04
  over there. I thought it was a piece of raw
• 30:06
  chicken or fish. Quite.
• 30:09
  Literally the second. Person to notice that today you
• 30:11
  know it. Just look like like a raw cut of
• 30:16
  salmon with with some good fat in it.
• 30:19
  You know, like a fatty piece of salmon.
• 30:21
  Yeah, it looked delicious. I was like, oh, shame somebody
• 30:24
  left that out. It's he OK?
• 30:27
  What's he doing taking? Your water.
• 30:30
  You know what you take? No, No.
• 30:32
  Take that water. No.
• 30:33
  No, no, no, you used the cup that my wife got.
• 30:37
  But it's in a bag. You used the damn cup his wife
• 30:39
  got you. She got you that cup for a
• 30:42
  reason. Why?
• 30:42
  Now you know it's ASMR. Damn that's loud color for.
• 30:55
  It you know how to pour. No shit shut a lot just do I
• 30:57
  drink, don't mean I don't know how to pour.
• 30:59
  Just cuz I drink doesn't mean I don't drink.
• 31:03
  None of us are proficient in English I.
• 31:05
  Didn't pour. Right.
• 31:06
  You didn't pour it right. Yeah, I did.
• 31:07
  I know how to pull you pour it out of angry so it doesn't get
• 31:09
  as phony, but it's still got phony.
• 31:11
  Hey, Dan. Yeah.
• 31:12
  You want to hear my Yoshi impression?
• 31:13
  Yeah. It's me, that green fucking
• 31:16
  lizard nude from Mario. Now Father Ostrich comes back,
• 31:22
  meets back up with you guys at the blacksmith.
• 31:23
  I got a more to embezzle, no? Where's the local horse stables?
• 31:31
  We need a wagon to the horse stables.
• 31:33
  Everybody following Father Ostrich we're.
• 31:36
  Up to see the Austrich. Yes, yes, we.
• 31:38
  Are so Father Ostrich just kind of taking charge and leaving the
• 31:42
  group off? You head over to the stables,
• 31:44
  conveniently towards the direction that you need to go as
• 31:46
  you arrive. And now I sees a horse and he
• 31:48
  kisses it. You do not see a horse?
• 31:50
  Damn. It don't know the horses.
• 31:53
  As you arrive, you see one gentleman there.
• 31:56
  He's wearing giant sun hat and has a reddish Gray beard.
• 32:01
  Pocket sand gonna. Get her hat.
• 32:03
  I'm gonna make a joke a lot of people are gonna miss.
• 32:05
  Is that big hat Logan? As you approach, you see Patty
• 32:09
  and he's. Just like.
• 32:10
  Hi Father Ostrich, how you doing?
• 32:12
  I'm. Doing good.
• 32:12
  How about you? Patty Oh, you know, it's been.
• 32:14
  Another day, another day. What can I do for?
• 32:16
  You What are you doing over here?
• 32:17
  Pocket sand. Come on now.
• 32:22
  It was fun. What?
• 32:23
  It was funny. What's right now?
• 32:24
  We don't do that anymore. I always got you Tricky City on
• 32:27
  a little bitch. You don't know about.
• 32:33
  Me, I always got you with the pucket sand.
• 32:34
  I was just kidding. Oh, where Oster did.
• 32:38
  Give me Pakistan. Don't pucket sand and we need
• 32:40
  them on our side. So where are all the horses at
• 32:44
  Patty? Pakistan Father Oster.
• 32:48
  You get kind of crazy in your old age, you know, with this.
• 32:51
  What's senile? Oh.
• 32:54
  I'm sorry. Actually.
• 32:55
  It's actually kind of sad. Actually, Father Ostrich is
• 32:59
  younger. You you all looking better, you
• 33:02
  know. Look at how I can move my hips.
• 33:04
  Oh, my. That's for those of you at home.
• 33:07
  Father Ostrich just brought it around town.
• 33:13
  So Patty just kind of looks at you.
• 33:15
  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you do look better.
• 33:16
  Look at that. Wow.
• 33:17
  Yeah. I touched a weird box and it
• 33:19
  sent me on an acid trip. I saw Johnny Cash fall into a
• 33:22
  Ring of Fire and now my hips felt nice.
• 33:24
  I touched a weird box. Once and now she's well.
• 33:27
  No, she died. I'm.
• 33:29
  Sorry, I knew you too. Which wife was at Vallejo?
• 33:31
  I think it was? Let me guess #4 someone's
• 33:39
  phone's vibrating. That's mine.
• 33:41
  Father Oscar, what's a phone? So Patty, he's just like, well,
• 33:45
  you know, it's it's it's what it's on now We just we sell the
• 33:49
  horses off, trade them in the motions, then we buy more later.
• 33:51
  And we got the ox now. Oh do.
• 33:53
  You think we can borrow a wagon? Holy shit, Borrow.
• 33:57
  I mean, yeah, I could give you a wagon, but borrow I'm.
• 34:01
  The one punch right now, Patty, What if I give you this and I
• 34:03
  pull out the bottle of place I got to Tom's house?
• 34:05
  What if I give you this bottle of whiskey?
• 34:08
  Give me a persuasion with a Nope.
• 34:13
  That's not bad. That's 15.
• 34:17
  I mean, you think you think you could help me out maybe sometime
• 34:21
  when the you know, you know, when there's some donations at
• 34:26
  the shrine of hours or something give.
• 34:30
  You 3%. That was talking.
• 34:32
  All right, Give me a bottle. All right.
• 34:33
  I got your wagon. What are you going to have pull
• 34:35
  in it, hey. Do you think we.
• 34:37
  Could buy it is an ox. Oh God damn, I make.
• 34:39
  My lizard. 5%. Yeah, his lizard.
• 34:42
  Never mind. We don't need that.
• 34:43
  Although. My lizard needs some heating
• 34:46
  treatment. He's still burned.
• 34:49
  Would. You have something that could.
• 34:50
  I'm going to walk up with that. I'm going to walk up to the
• 34:52
  lizard, pull out one of my three health potions to pour it into.
• 34:55
  The mouth. Damn.
• 34:55
  You're going to at least get it. You do that.
• 34:58
  You sacrifice the potion to the lizard, and lizard's fine right
• 35:02
  as rain. You can even see the little bit
• 35:04
  of scorched skin start to mend. And.
• 35:07
  I think that we should still get knocks I.
• 35:08
  Don't have any money? We said that we needed money.
• 35:11
  We got pockets out. You're looking at them.
• 35:13
  How about 5%? If you lower this knocks.
• 35:15
  Give me another persuasion. It's not good.
• 35:28
  Hold on a SEC. Look, I I gave you, I gave you
• 35:30
  the wagon. I mean, what?
• 35:32
  Yeah, I gave you the wagon. I I can't do more than that.
• 35:38
  I'm gonna reach my hip. 6% intimidation. 22.
• 35:48
  Fuck. It all right, all right, all
• 35:51
  right. All right, you've reached back
• 35:53
  at your pocket. Full of pocket sand and you're
• 35:56
  just like, he's like. All right, all right, all right.
• 36:00
  Come on, Father Ostrich. Jesus.
• 36:02
  Come on. All right, Yeah.
• 36:03
  I purposefully made Father Ostrich proficient intimidation
• 36:06
  for the use of pocket sand. Are you serious?
• 36:09
  Threaten people with it. I even jacked the DC up because
• 36:16
  I was like, I was like, he's not going to be intimidated by
• 36:19
  Father Ausrich. I rolled. 18 and I get +4. +4
• 36:24
  intimidation to a 72 year old priest with a 74 year old priest
• 36:31
  with a handful of sand just. Has to put glasses on and he's
• 36:36
  fine. No, my only weakness.
• 36:39
  Yeah, so. So he's just like, all right,
• 36:42
  OK. OK.
• 36:43
  All right. Yeah, Well, I'll get you can
• 36:45
  have one ox, 1 ox and a lizard. You should be fine.
• 36:47
  That's. Still going to be 6%.
• 36:49
  Though, And definitely 6%. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:51
  All right, I fall on it. OK.
• 36:53
  All right, old man, I love you. Love you too.
• 36:56
  All right, you guys are. Going to Saratin?
• 36:58
  Help. What is?
• 36:59
  It so to Saratin. Ah sweet, I love Saratin.
• 37:03
  His first name? Michael.
• 37:04
  Yeah. All right, you guys, all right,
• 37:09
  good luck with whatever you're doing, you know, hey, get the
• 37:13
  fuck out of here now we're. Going to hop in the wagon.
• 37:15
  Which one is the bounty Vallejo? Somebody give me a history
• 37:18
  check. Probably not mine.
• 37:24
  You do as you as you're thinking about the question that Oscar
• 37:27
  just asked, where are we heading?
• 37:29
  The details and the information that you remember getting were
• 37:32
  north of Eldhola up towards the Yeah, up towards Frost Haven.
• 37:36
  You guys have a pinpoint? As we're traveling, I'm I'm
• 37:39
  grounded up that those glass bottles real fine.
• 37:42
  I didn't what it looks like you're doing, so you're coming
• 37:46
  the balls. Yeah, yeah.
• 37:50
  No, I'm I'm grounded. Up.
• 37:51
  He was like this. He was like this.
• 37:52
  He was like. That's how you use a Moto and
• 37:54
  Puzzle. Yeah, but why is it under the
• 37:58
  table? Because you're older than.
• 37:59
  You left. There's no fucking table on the
• 38:01
  wagon. It's not going to happen in my
• 38:04
  not doing it. Fair enough.
• 38:05
  All right, your ground. What are you grinding up there?
• 38:07
  The glass bottles that I got, I'm.
• 38:09
  Going to I'm going to Oh my God, that's what you wanted the glass
• 38:12
  piles for? I fuck it.
• 38:14
  I got 6 of them. I'll let you back.
• 38:16
  I'm going. To ground it up real fine.
• 38:19
  Real fine so. That's where we're going.
• 38:23
  What you got to do what? Yeah, OK.
• 38:25
  I mixed it with my. Pockets down, you have 6 uses of
• 38:29
  glassy pocket Sam, you have 6 uses of permanent blinding if
• 38:33
  they fell ADC and they does damage.
• 38:36
  Now how about 8 roll off? It's a roll off.
• 38:40
  Whoever gets higher, whoever gets higher, right here, right
• 38:42
  here. Come on baby, get.
• 38:45
  Fucked. Shit, I could have that. 20 did
• 38:46
  you? That didn't look like A20I.
• 38:48
  Think you're lying? What the fuck?
• 38:51
  Want to do it again all this one so I can read about it.
• 38:54
  That's bullshit. He had a 19, I got a 20.
• 38:56
  I couldn't read his Die I. Couldn't either, that's why I
• 38:59
  picked it up. 17. Seven you want to.
• 39:03
  Do one more so best of three. Tickets OK, Best of three.
• 39:05
  I like it. Oh.
• 39:11
  Motherfucker. Six.
• 39:12
  It is but you. Wrote an 8.
• 39:13
  It's a sign. Hill Sheridan Hill Sheridan So
• 39:19
  group got the wagon loaded up. Somebody's got some new gear.
• 39:22
  Yeah, bitch. You guys start heading north, so
• 39:25
  give me your layout here, who's who's in the wagon, who's
• 39:30
  steering, etcetera. I'm.
• 39:31
  Going to be resting in the wagon.
• 39:33
  I'm riding on my lizard. I guess.
• 39:36
  I'm fucking running. You're running in the snow.
• 39:41
  Wait, wait, wait, I have a question.
• 39:43
  Is he short enough to swim in the snow?
• 39:47
  I need 100% Canon now because I get so confused on the size of
• 39:51
  Nanaway I need. I need canonization.
• 39:53
  How tall is Nanaway? 14 That's dwarf.
• 39:57
  Size, dude, Vernier might be second guessing.
• 39:59
  Now I'm just good God. That's that's adorable me.
• 40:04
  Go back to the fucking. He ate like a 5 foot tall man
• 40:08
  with his ass. You got to be hurting.
• 40:11
  Where did? He go.
• 40:12
  That wasn't that wasn't even like an hour ago.
• 40:16
  All right, somebody roll me a travel check.
• 40:20
  What's the travel? Go ahead and roll me a D20.
• 40:24
  What you get? Is that a one?
• 40:27
  No. Is that a two?
• 40:28
  Yeah. So you make your way, you're
• 40:31
  following. You're trying to pick up any
• 40:32
  type of trail over a day old now it's going to be difficult.
• 40:36
  You move through the the almost near invisible path, starting to
• 40:40
  be covered with snow. As you travel you're not getting
• 40:43
  any sense of any ambushes or anything like this.
• 40:46
  But as you continue to travel, Father Ostrich, give me religion
• 40:50
  or arcana check I'm. Gonna do a con.
• 40:54
  I just I got a + 3 in it. Oh, 14. 14 OK father ostrich
• 40:58
  you're doing your own thing loading up you're loading up
• 41:01
  your pockets with your fine new sand and as you do so you just
• 41:05
  so happen to look up as the road gets a little bumpy here and
• 41:07
  there you catch sight of something that just 100% you
• 41:12
  just like your eyes are like ray beams just locked on there's a
• 41:15
  blue flash and another one of those shuttering incidents is
• 41:19
  very similar to the ship. No hourglass around, but as it
• 41:21
  happens you see people kind of fade in and out and one seems to
• 41:26
  be be a leader of some sort. Gestures being made, you can't
• 41:30
  hear anything but definitely directing others to follow
• 41:33
  orders as they're hurting a group of individuals up.
• 41:37
  Then the time distortion dissipates.
• 41:39
  So it's not actually there, it's just weird wibbly wobbly timey
• 41:42
  wimey stuff, correct? Yeah, there's some weird wibbly
• 41:45
  wobbly timey wimey stuff over there.
• 41:46
  Want to give me an intelligence check?
• 41:48
  Sure. My.
• 41:51
  Intelligence. OK, hey, let's like some kind of
• 41:53
  wibbly wobbly stuff over there, Wibbly.
• 41:55
  Wobbly timey. I didn't see anything mate.
• 41:59
  Now 1 of you guys give me another travel check.
• 42:02
  I. Got you.
• 42:05
  Mine was good. Too better 1919 all right as you
• 42:08
  guys continue moving on are you in the wagon or are you OK as
• 42:11
  you all continue on further you keep moving judging by what
• 42:17
  father ostrich did inform you of that he saw y'all start heading
• 42:20
  that way oh. I slept through what he said.
• 42:22
  Fair enough. Did y'all start heading that
• 42:24
  way? Or did y'all good deal?
• 42:27
  It's off the beaten path, that's why.
• 42:29
  So you decide to take off the actual road and follow the
• 42:33
  distortion that father also described in the direction that
• 42:36
  it went. As you continue traveling that
• 42:38
  way. Vallejo, I need you to give me
• 42:39
  an investigation check. Hey boy, I got a 10.
• 42:44
  The wagons moving on, you see the glint of something shining
• 42:47
  amidst the snow. The side pass of the wagon.
• 42:50
  Hang on, stop the wagon. What?
• 42:51
  The hell is wrong with you? All of you.
• 42:54
  I see something over there, it's in the snow, it's all shiny.
• 42:56
  No way fetch. Manaway you walk over to where
• 43:00
  he's pointing out in the snow swim so then always kind of
• 43:06
  getting over there through the snow as it starts to build up
• 43:09
  it's it's waist deep on the naway as he makes it over there
• 43:12
  in the naway you do see this shiny little piece of metal
• 43:16
  glinting in the snow I'm. Going to take it.
• 43:21
  You pick it up, give me a Dexterity.
• 43:23
  Save. I can't fucking tell.
• 43:26
  It's. A5.
• 43:27
  No way. What you see is a rather large
• 43:31
  blue hued pendant coin with an hourglass on it.
• 43:35
  As soon as you're able to make out what this is.
• 43:38
  Here we go again. It shutters in your hand and and
• 43:42
  you feel a cold burst of chilling ray all over you.
• 43:46
  My nipples are hard. You take 4 cold damage as a
• 43:49
  burst of ice covers you all in the vicinity of you holding it
• 43:52
  in your hand and a chill wrecks over your body.
• 43:55
  Don't touch the shiny metal. I take 4 damage.
• 43:59
  Damage. So that takes away four of my
• 44:02
  health points. Yes, you mother.
• 44:06
  I'm going to lick you after this.
• 44:07
  All right. Your HP is 15 right?
• 44:10
  It's 7. Oh yeah, because you took eight
• 44:12
  damage. That's right, I feel.
• 44:14
  Like we've rested at this point. You haven't traveled.
• 44:17
  I that's why I said I wanted to go rest.
• 44:19
  Well you you might have rested in the back of the wagon, then
• 44:22
  highway was running on foot. The now way you want to rest in
• 44:28
  the back of the wagon. Please.
• 44:30
  I help him up on the back of the wagon.
• 44:32
  Papa uppies Papa. Uppies.
• 44:38
  I love that we. Got to make it ask it at.
• 44:41
  That hey, is that is that piece of metal still there?
• 44:45
  Give me a perception check. You do see that the piece of
• 44:49
  metal is still in the snow. I want to try to go get it
• 44:52
  without setting it all. Give me a sleight of hand.
• 44:57
  Is the pause bad? It's a.
• 45:00
  One it's a. Bad one.
• 45:07
  You go to pick it up. Ever.
• 45:08
  So I'm I'm Valeo, I'm dexterous. I've got this in the bag and you
• 45:13
  go to pick it up and you go. Bullshit.
• 45:16
  And you drop it and I'm sorry, give me a reflex, say Dex.
• 45:21
  I got. An 1818 you're like bullshit and
• 45:24
  then it starts to go you're like and you dive back towards into
• 45:28
  the snow falling backwards and it I'm gonna.
• 45:30
  Go back and look at it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
• 45:32
  wait, wait, wait. I have an idea.
• 45:33
  I'm gonna stand about 20 feet away from where the metal is.
• 45:36
  I'm gonna cast major hand and I'm gonna use my major hand to
• 45:39
  pick it up. Yeah, there's no role for that.
• 45:41
  So Meijan, it can pick up what, a pound or a couple pounds?
• 45:45
  I can't remember. Up to 5 lbs.
• 45:47
  Up to 5 lbs. OK, so you pick up the coin,
• 45:49
  it's barely a pound. No one else could see the
• 45:51
  Meijan. Is it visible?
• 45:54
  Yeah. To everybody else except me,
• 45:56
  it's invisible. Oh.
• 45:57
  Probably a good idea. That's not how it wasn't the
• 45:59
  Forgotten Realms Legend of Dritz books.
• 46:01
  That's how it is in Five East. Fair enough.
• 46:04
  So yeah, all of a sudden the coin starts.
• 46:08
  All you see is a. Coin.
• 46:09
  It's a coin, guys. It's a coin.
• 46:13
  Write it down. Write it down.
• 46:14
  Yeah, I said pendant coin. I said pendant coin.
• 46:16
  You. Just said piece of metal.
• 46:17
  Yeah, you did. Just say.
• 46:19
  Piece of I got all the evidence right here, yeah.
• 46:21
  You said piece of metal. I said you saw a piece of shiny
• 46:24
  metal and then I said it was a pendant coin with an hourglass
• 46:26
  on it. You never said hourglass on it.
• 46:29
  No, I definitely heard the hourglass part.
• 46:31
  I can back that up. I didn't do it.
• 46:33
  He's got it, he said. At least Hourglass.
• 46:35
  You guys are trying to. I'm not gonna take that from
• 46:37
  because. I have a gas lighting.
• 46:38
  Yeah, I'm, I was just about to say.
• 46:40
  I'm not. I'm not taking that from a dirty
• 46:41
  manipulator. Was that the joke you were
• 46:44
  making? Also time.
• 46:45
  That's the joke I was trying to make.
• 46:46
  Honestly I forgot what his class.
• 46:50
  Was you saw now? Is this the manipulator class?
• 46:51
  Fucking captain. I specialize in theatrical gas
• 46:55
  lighting and persuasion. She can literally make people do
• 46:59
  whatever the fuck she wants. Yeah.
• 47:02
  That sounds like my first wife. About the 5th or the 4th?
• 47:05
  Don't get it wrong, I'm. Gonna float the pendant coin
• 47:08
  over to me. So you start bringing it in
• 47:11
  closer and closer to you. The mage hand is literally just
• 47:14
  with its middle finger and thumb holding the coin.
• 47:17
  It is about the size of a 50 Cent piece, a pickle and it's
• 47:22
  just floating there in the hand. It is a could be brass polished
• 47:26
  silver coin. I'm.
• 47:27
  Gonna hold my hand out and I'm gonna mage and drop it in there.
• 47:29
  Oh. You dumbass.
• 47:33
  Well don't do it mate. Don't.
• 47:34
  Do it, you're fucked. It's.
• 47:35
  Got an hourglass on it, It's meant for me.
• 47:37
  How? Much HP?
• 47:38
  Do you have 8? You have a dead.
• 47:41
  Mate, you drop it into your hand and it has that blue hue and
• 47:44
  you're looking at it. You feel a tingling sensation.
• 47:46
  It bears one of the holy symbols of ceratin, the hourglass, a
• 47:51
  cock ring. Ceratin.
• 47:53
  And with that, you realize, give me a intelligence check.
• 47:59
  Intelligent. 7. 7 Sam, I am. I wrote a six.
• 48:04
  I wrote a six and got A7. 6-7 God fucking idiots I'm killing.
• 48:10
  Myself. Damn.
• 48:12
  It so you look at you like. OK.
• 48:16
  I can't identify on it. God damn it, it's a high priest
• 48:21
  Seridan pendant coin it. It belongs to High Priest of
• 48:26
  Seridan, much like you, but of a higher authority.
• 48:31
  But like legit and not a drunk and pedophile.
• 48:36
  Hey, I'm not a pedophile. He was over 200 years old.
• 48:39
  So what do you do with this knowledge and what do you do
• 48:42
  now? I just.
• 48:43
  Pocket. It pocket it, hop back in the
• 48:44
  wagon. You guys carry on.
• 48:46
  All right, The Naway or dera. I need a travel check.
• 48:51
  There will be peace. A. 4A. 4.
• 48:56
  On the .0 my that's. Still better than mine.
• 48:58
  You all continue on your journey.
• 49:00
  You know you're on the right path with all the evidence
• 49:02
  you've been finding as you keep pressing forward.
• 49:04
  Dara, you're. Riding a lizard name Lizard.
• 49:06
  You should name your lizard David Spade.
• 49:08
  I'll. Come up with a.
• 49:13
  Good news, poor Joe Dirt. Just give me.
• 49:14
  Some time I haven't really. As you proceed forward, you
• 49:17
  notice that Lizard is beginning to get a little anxious and not
• 49:23
  aggressive, but something's angsting him up and Lizard
• 49:26
  begins to kind of buck and want to get loose from the wagon and
• 49:29
  go with go a direction I've. Got him loose and see where he
• 49:33
  goes and follow him. Give me an animal handling check
• 49:35
  plus 1010 total. Yep.
• 49:39
  So as you wait, you have advantage.
• 49:41
  Oh, I. Do.
• 49:42
  Your whistle 19 the eyes crawler Lizard as soon as you let him
• 49:48
  loose, you know you you, you know, give it a command like
• 49:51
  hey, what is it you know He perks up to your attention and
• 49:54
  then just starts looking in a direction a little further off
• 49:58
  from the trail where you were heading and begins to move
• 50:01
  forward that way. Do you follow?
• 50:03
  As you leave the rest you follow forward.
• 50:06
  You find a little bit of a blood trail that starts to go off,
• 50:09
  still frozen in the snow, not completely covered yet.
• 50:11
  And thanks to Lizard give me a perception check with Advantage
• 50:17
  20, 20. OK.
• 50:20
  OK, Dara, paying attention to everything with Lizard finding
• 50:24
  the blood trail. As you continue to scan around
• 50:27
  the area in that vicinity, you realize that some markers and
• 50:31
  traps were set. You are now able to distinguish
• 50:34
  that there is a spike trap. That would help.
• 50:37
  It would help you determine that you're headed the right way and
• 50:41
  you bypass the traps. OK.
• 50:44
  So I press forward alone. Going alone.
• 50:46
  Is there's anyone with me or did I depart from the path that you?
• 50:51
  Took a ride. You did well.
• 50:52
  No, She she let you guys still have the ox on the wagon?
• 50:56
  She let. I forgot.
• 50:57
  About the. Ox.
• 50:58
  Yeah, She let Lizard loose to go see what he was inspecting.
• 51:01
  So are they following me or pop our officers?
• 51:05
  Go, go. Drop the ox, OK?
• 51:07
  You're driving the ox. Yeah.
• 51:08
  So that would be a ride check. But that, that's what I that's
• 51:12
  what I know from. He's technically not on it.
• 51:15
  He's the ox is pulling the wagon so.
• 51:18
  True is. That a ride.
• 51:20
  Give me a survival. Give me a survival check.
• 51:23
  Whatever it was, I felt. Because if they're following me,
• 51:26
  I need to go warn them. Father Ostrich you, I need to
• 51:30
  use my other you hang your legs off the back end of the wagon
• 51:33
  all. Right.
• 51:33
  Come on. Come on guys.
• 51:35
  The back. And the wagon just continues
• 51:38
  forward on the way. So they're not following me.
• 51:44
  They follow me. I nod that at all.
• 51:50
  All right, Nanaway, see give me. He's still resting.
• 51:54
  Yeah, I forgot about that. So I'm leaving.
• 52:01
  Yes. OK, so yeah, I'll just take it
• 52:03
  slow and try and make sure there's no more traps.
• 52:06
  In the. Back make sure that everyone
• 52:08
  behind me gets through the previous trap safely.
• 52:11
  All right, as you do this, you continue on Roman another D 2018
• 52:15
  let you take an always turn. 18 on the die girl.
• 52:19
  I'm sorry my. Leg is broken.
• 52:23
  Give me a survival check. It was a six on the die plus
• 52:28
  wisdom A9. 9 total. Oh boy, Maddie.
• 52:31
  Can you hear me? Papa Kid, what happens?
• 52:37
  Please tell me what happens. Be curious, but it's a trap.
• 52:44
  It's a trap. No.
• 52:52
  Am I on the am I on the lizard at the moment?
• 52:55
  Yes. OK, OK.
• 52:58
  What's your ACAC? The lizard, if I'm on the
• 53:06
  lizard, it's it's 13. That's the lizards I don't know
• 53:11
  minus. So you got a 12.
• 53:15
  Oh shit with disadvantage so. Wait, what?
• 53:19
  Are you rolling with disadvantage right now?
• 53:23
  What's Tracy 13 +1 right? What 12 plus?
• 53:29
  13 Thank you for that. 12 + 1. Are you rolling for everybody
• 53:33
  right now? Is everybody going to fall into
• 53:35
  the trap? As you're leading on up you just
• 53:40
  missed some signs and next thing you know a bolt comes flying
• 53:44
  past your face, just a near miss and sticks a tree off in the
• 53:48
  distance beside you. And now way and now way.
• 53:51
  Yes, you take 9 damage as a bolt just so happens to get you as
• 53:57
  you're laying down on the wagon. You motherfucker, I'm fucking
• 53:59
  dead. Dead.
• 54:00
  Has he recovered? Fully since yeah, you recovered,
• 54:03
  you've been, you've been resting.
• 54:05
  To what? He was resting, yeah.
• 54:09
  Basically, if you were in the back of the wagon, you were
• 54:11
  resting. Yeah, OK, well it was my full
• 54:13
  health. What was it 18/15/15?
• 54:16
  15 you take 9 damage as a bolt just sticks fully through and
• 54:22
  pokes out the other side of your thigh.
• 54:24
  Oh thank God you're a beefy boy. This is the one I'm worried
• 54:26
  about. No that's not so bad.
• 54:28
  I don't know let. Me.
• 54:32
  Also, Father Austria, a bolt hits you for four damage.
• 54:39
  I can't do it in your voice like that.
• 54:41
  I was for the podcast listeners, I was referencing the popular
• 54:48
  film Ace Ventura with Jim Carrey when he gets shot in the leg
• 54:51
  with an arrow and then shot in the other leg with another arrow
• 54:54
  and he just goes. Those aren't arrows, those were
• 54:58
  javelins. Javelins and don't be confused
• 55:00
  also because it was Ace Ventura Pet Detective when nature calls.
• 55:04
  Part 2 I just said Ace Ventura, thank.
• 55:06
  You. Yeah, I know, but.
• 55:07
  And that's God forbid they watched the first one.
• 55:08
  Although you know what, I will say this, if you haven't seen
• 55:10
  those movies, you need to start with the first one.
• 55:12
  And they're fucking good. Agreed.
• 55:14
  The mask. So.
• 55:16
  Any Jim Carrey movie. That was the surprise round roll
• 55:19
  initiative I got. 4A4 Yep. He got a.
• 55:27
  One on the die that's so bad. I was about to say 18. 13 for
• 55:32
  me. And I got a 16.
• 55:34
  Around the table one more time, Ty.
• 55:35
  You got a four, I'm sorry, I mean the Layo Deray, you got a
• 55:40
  1418. 18 Tell me. Now that I'm in.
• 55:43
  Turn. Combat 1314 was Deray Deray.
• 55:50
  Please step off my headset cord. Fuck no.
• 55:54
  Bitch there. We go, I'll.
• 55:56
  Kiss you in an hour. I all in the wagon.
• 55:59
  So I assumed I was on the front of the wagon and they got a hop
• 56:02
  out of the back of the wagon. Or maybe the?
• 56:05
  Side also shout out to Trent player of Nanaway because this
• 56:10
  dude's sick as hell and still was like I'm, I'm, I'm playing
• 56:14
  tonight. There's never no challenge great
• 56:17
  enough. No challenge can withhold me.
• 56:20
  All right now, so here's the good news, Nanaway.
• 56:23
  So let me just tell you guys what you see as this ambush
• 56:26
  occurred. Nanaway hits the gritty.
• 56:29
  Your Spears a little bent. Bolts go flying about,
• 56:36
  everything's coming in and then. What you got to do?
• 56:40
  What you got to do you're so fire at.
• 56:43
  That voice. Thanks baby.
• 56:45
  Very. Good.
• 56:46
  I practice it a lot in the toilet.
• 56:49
  I can tell. In the mirror.
• 56:51
  In the mirror. I'm the one in the mirror.
• 56:53
  What? You got to.
• 56:55
  Do I'm the man in the mirror? So the bolts go flying around.
• 57:03
  So the bolts go flying. You guys all see the chaotic bit
• 57:08
  of this is an ambush and you make out that there are at least
• 57:13
  three men in the tree line as well as some sort of animal.
• 57:16
  It isn't an always turn. Right here in the Norway where
• 57:19
  you got a good distance to run before you get to somebody.
• 57:21
  I cast fog Vale. It's a 10 foot radius.
• 57:32
  You cast Fogvale bonus action. Sneak around.
• 57:35
  It'll be a stealth check. My stealth is 4.
• 57:37
  You have advantage. Just be plus 4 + 4. +4 OK, got
• 57:41
  you. And I have advantage.
• 57:42
  You said I have advantage. Thanks to the Fogvale.
• 57:46
  To anyone and. What do you?
• 57:47
  What do you do? So I wasn't in no way moves.
• 57:49
  He sneaks towards the right behind this guy who has the high
• 57:53
  ground you. Got 30 feet of movement right?
• 57:55
  Yeah that is all you can do cuz you're out of range unless you
• 58:00
  have a dagger. I'm not telling you what to do
• 58:02
  or how to play your character, I just know you're more fucking
• 58:04
  newer guys so. Throw this motherfucking dagger
• 58:08
  at the fucking bitch headshot. I don't want to.
• 58:11
  Be a rules lawyer, but then he already uses the action and
• 58:13
  bonus action. Movement.
• 58:15
  He used the bonus action and movement.
• 58:17
  You use an action to sneak with rogues up until.
• 58:20
  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know what I'm doing.
• 58:23
  I'm sorry, Trent. You motherfucker, What are you
• 58:25
  gonna have that? I'm just trying to keep the
• 58:26
  continuity. Hey, fine.
• 58:27
  It's fine. OK, They're right there.
• 58:29
  When I die, you better lick my titties.
• 58:32
  I hate that guy. I'm just trying to keep the
• 58:34
  continuity like you said, Sir. Boo.
• 58:38
  All right. I'm sorry in that way.
• 58:40
  Remember the pocket sand for next turn?
• 58:43
  Don't fucking pocket sand next turn.
• 58:45
  No, you. You pocket sand on your next.
• 58:47
  Turn. I'm not gonna fucking pocket
• 58:48
  sand. Take my pocket.
• 58:51
  Dera from the tree line outcomes this large.
• 58:54
  Wolf. Furred crazy looking ward beast
• 58:58
  creature tramples out and comes up to you.
• 59:01
  Lizard. I was trying to remember its
• 59:03
  name and I was like Oh yeah it's fucking lizard.
• 59:05
  Does a 12 hit you meet it to beat it but but but and his is
• 59:14
  13th. So this giant ward comes out and
• 59:17
  goes to bite at you or lizard and lizard rears up just high
• 59:22
  enough to be out of reach at that moment.
• 59:23
  And you know it's a big wolf, dog bear looking creature right
• 59:28
  in front of you. And it is now these guys turns.
• 59:30
  You can tell that they start reloading begin to happen and it
• 59:34
  is now David's turn. Joe Turn.
• 59:36
  In that. Case it's not not quite
• 59:39
  complicated what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna, I'm gonna give me a
• 59:42
  new pet. Oh my God.
• 59:44
  So what I'm what I'm gonna start with is my animal whistle and
• 59:48
  from now throw out a dried meat. Give me a dex.
• 59:51
  On the on the dried meat 15 plus.
• 59:54
  You got it Plus. What?
• 59:56
  OK, so I got it. Yeah, you throw it down to it,
• 59:57
  it looks at the meat, starts tearing into it.
• 59:59
  From now, get off from there, I'll get off my lizard and.
• 1:00:04
  My hand out to it and attempt to tame it.
• 1:00:06
  Right, give me a handle animal check.
• 1:00:08
  They're gonna get my arm bitten off or give me a new pet right
• 1:00:11
  here 11. 11. Oh gosh.
• 1:00:15
  Good thing you got an advantage. Oh, I do have an advantage.
• 1:00:18
  Oh, 15. So the war begins eating at the
• 1:00:21
  meat, and then you blow the whistle and it perks up at you,
• 1:00:24
  and then it just. Oh gosh, I'm scared.
• 1:00:30
  I'm scared. Yeah, that was good.
• 1:00:33
  That was really good. That was a good growl.
• 1:00:35
  Well, thanks baby. You've.
• 1:00:36
  Been practicing that. One you got damn right.
• 1:00:39
  No luck on the. Team you can move, although I
• 1:00:42
  you could get hit if you move OK.
• 1:00:44
  OK, in that case, since it failed, it was movement, an
• 1:00:47
  action or a bonus action. You can move move.
• 1:00:50
  OK, so I can still move and do a bonus action correct?
• 1:00:53
  Or was. No, no, you can only move.
• 1:00:55
  You have, you have used your whistle, you threw meat, which
• 1:00:59
  is an action, but you can move but.
• 1:01:02
  Yeah, in that case I'll get back on the lizard to safety or
• 1:01:05
  somewhat more defense since my HP is low.
• 1:01:08
  Fair enough, I'll say you never even got off the lizard so you
• 1:01:12
  and the lizard can move. I'll stay front and center and
• 1:01:16
  face the the wolf. Father Ausrich.
• 1:01:19
  Me. Now you are in the fog veil at
• 1:01:21
  the moment, you're not stealth thing or anything like that, but
• 1:01:23
  you know if someone were to try and attack you right now, they'd
• 1:01:26
  have disadvantage but. I can't hit anybody, so I gotta
• 1:01:28
  move out of. There, that is correct.
• 1:01:32
  51015202530 he's in. Range in range for what?
• 1:01:41
  Fuck, I'm rowing at. It Oh God, are you doing that
• 1:01:44
  thing? Maybe Father Isaac's going to
• 1:01:46
  pull out some of his newer pocket sand, place it on the
• 1:01:49
  ground. He's gonna he's gonna meta magic
• 1:01:53
  cast Twin spell Catapult. Oh God.
• 1:01:56
  So it's 2 of. Them, Oh my God.
• 1:01:59
  Twin spells fucking crazy. OK. 90 feet, yeah, I can hit
• 1:02:02
  both of them if I wanted to. I'm catapulting.
• 1:02:05
  One at him, one at him. You can do it twice.
• 1:02:08
  With twin spell. Twin spell, yeah.
• 1:02:10
  Cuz twin spell allows me to take a single target spell and target
• 1:02:12
  two people. OK, I.
• 1:02:13
  Gotta roll a die from. Here we go with some crazy magic
• 1:02:17
  shit. This is level 1.
• 1:02:18
  I took magic in depth for my feet.
• 1:02:22
  Yeah, I get sorcery points or meta magic points.
• 1:02:25
  Too excited. I'm tired of sitting down making
• 1:02:27
  brown. That's fucking crazy.
• 1:02:31
  That's a 23 for one and a 21 for the other.
• 1:02:34
  Where'd? You roll it at.
• 1:02:35
  Right here. I can't put it up here because
• 1:02:38
  you got the minis in the way. So it's 24 and 21 to hit that.
• 1:02:41
  Seem fire. You know those hit I'm.
• 1:02:43
  Over here I. Got a remote damage, I think
• 1:02:46
  it's 3. D That's fine.
• 1:02:47
  I. Thought it was 3D6.
• 1:02:53
  So damage on the first guy is going to be pretty 19 on the
• 1:02:56
  first guy, second one's gonna be 13.
• 1:02:59
  Sandblasting meat. Describe your kill.
• 1:03:02
  On the one that took 19 of both of them.
• 1:03:05
  That one. OK, so Father Ostrich like pulls
• 1:03:09
  out a hand of pocket sand and just kind of like lets it
• 1:03:11
  trickle from his hand, kind of like how an hourglass does onto
• 1:03:13
  the ground. And he's gonna look at those two
• 1:03:15
  guys. He's gonna be like, don't know
• 1:03:16
  what a sand blaster is and then what?
• 1:03:19
  And then catapulting as it flies through the air, you see little
• 1:03:22
  shimmers in the sand that is slightly different than what it
• 1:03:25
  usually is. That's that's the glass that's
• 1:03:27
  in there. Yes, he does the.
• 1:03:30
  Other one don't cuz he dead. He's permanently blind in there
• 1:03:33
  a different way. He'll never see again.
• 1:03:38
  I spelled say DC is 12. So it's just.
• 1:03:43
  Oh God. And he drops to his knees on the
• 1:03:47
  ground in pain while the other guy just gets obliterated.
• 1:03:51
  Flesh being stripped away just falls back.
• 1:03:54
  What's the range on finger guns? My finger guns.
• 1:04:00
  That guy's bonus action. My God, wait, wait.
• 1:04:03
  You can't. You did twin magic and you
• 1:04:06
  moved. Twin Spell only counts for one
• 1:04:09
  action. You only have one action.
• 1:04:10
  I have a bonus action. Oh, you do have a bonus action.
• 1:04:13
  Is it a bonus action? Why?
• 1:04:15
  Did you? Actually?
• 1:04:16
  No. You already used up your bonus
• 1:04:18
  action. Sure.
• 1:04:21
  It's starting to fuck you up. Now actually no, you actually
• 1:04:24
  use your bonus action already. Go ahead.
• 1:04:26
  And what did I use my bonus action on?
• 1:04:28
  You use two finger guns. No, I just use catapult with
• 1:04:31
  twin spell which comes to 1 action so.
• 1:04:36
  I'm more aerodynamic when I fight.
• 1:04:38
  If I'm not in that little chair, I can't move around.
• 1:04:40
  I like to move around. Dan's like, punch up right now.
• 1:04:45
  You wouldn't get it. Hell.
• 1:04:46
  Yeah. All right.
• 1:04:47
  What are you doing that's? A bonus.
• 1:04:49
  Action Oh yeah. I'm and damage wise what does it
• 1:04:51
  do? 2D6 of force damage.
• 1:04:54
  Does a 15 hit. 15 does hit and. You said 2D 6 Yep 7 Kevin.
• 1:05:05
  So on that. Guy.
• 1:05:06
  So Father Asik gets his finger guns.
• 1:05:09
  Hey Valeo. Sorry.
• 1:05:11
  Hey Valeo, watch this you. Don't have to show me how to do.
• 1:05:15
  That bang. Fun fact that is the actual
• 1:05:19
  casting component is you saying bang?
• 1:05:22
  And this majestic describe this shit.
• 1:05:24
  So as he goes to cast a finger gun, you're gonna see some of
• 1:05:28
  his pocket sand come out because I don't have the hourglass
• 1:05:30
  anymore. I still have my other regular
• 1:05:32
  hourglass. Never mind, you're gonna see
• 1:05:33
  some of the hourglass come, some of the sand come out of the
• 1:05:35
  hourglass and swirl around my arm and just curl at the
• 1:05:38
  fingertip and then like kind of form a bullet shaped object.
• 1:05:43
  And as soon as Father Archer goes bang, the sand will go
• 1:05:45
  flying into this guy. He's.
• 1:05:47
  Just. And Vallejo, what's your turn?
• 1:05:50
  Oh boy. It's a little foggy.
• 1:05:55
  That's a fog wheel right there. Move up here by by Daddy
• 1:05:59
  Ostrich. I'm gonna have to think of
• 1:06:03
  another big Oh yeah yeah, yeah, there we go, beautiful Papa Emu,
• 1:06:09
  and I'm going to fire one of my last three bullets at this
• 1:06:13
  chuckle fuck. I like that.
• 1:06:15
  All right, go ahead. This.
• 1:06:16
  Fuckle Chuck. Want my aim at him?
• 1:06:19
  Let me know if you see this. Say bang D&D beyond everybody.
• 1:06:24
  D&D Beyond taking forever to load.
• 1:06:26
  Better not bring your kids. If I insult the spell show.
• 1:06:33
  The man in the mirror. Does a 16 hit. 16.
• 1:06:37
  Hits. Hell yeah, 9 damage. 9 damage
• 1:06:45
  Vallejo describe you'll kill I'll.
• 1:06:47
  Take aim. So let me know if you see this
• 1:06:50
  and I fire. Now shoot him right in the Dick.
• 1:06:52
  Oh fuck, I can't see you down but that penis.
• 1:06:56
  Firing right through the Franken beans.
• 1:06:58
  Just he wishes he was dead and he falls over, because he is.
• 1:07:03
  Meant to say that my damage is non lethal.
• 1:07:06
  It's a bullet. I fired.
• 1:07:08
  It reminded me of the one Clipper was like a fire and I
• 1:07:11
  missed, dude. I fired again and I missed and
• 1:07:14
  then I fired again and I missed again and then I reloaded and
• 1:07:17
  then I fired again and I missed. I.
• 1:07:19
  Missed both times. Knocked that man over.
• 1:07:21
  No, no way. Father Ostrich, who's imitating
• 1:07:25
  you? What do you mean?
• 1:07:26
  I heard your other voice. What other voice?
• 1:07:28
  I don't know. I'm tripping off these rooms,
• 1:07:31
  bitch. Is it the voice, Father?
• 1:07:33
  Ostrich makes when he dittles you.
• 1:07:35
  I think it's blood loss. I think it's time for me to use
• 1:07:38
  my to cut this. Have you ever used it yet?
• 1:07:43
  You've okay, Remember, he doesn't see you as far as you
• 1:07:46
  know. I know.
• 1:07:47
  So I have a sneak, I have stealth.
• 1:07:50
  Roll that beautiful bean footage.
• 1:07:52
  I mean damage, I mean attack roll. 14.
• 1:07:56
  That. Hits yeah, bitch.
• 1:07:58
  Roll your stage vote and. It's a sneak attack.
• 1:08:01
  So that is his D8 with the cutlass D8.
• 1:08:05
  Yeah, that's AD 8 with the Cutlass and AD 6 for the sneak
• 1:08:08
  attack damage. Also fun fact, any attack that
• 1:08:11
  you have advantage on you can do your sneak attack damage.
• 1:08:15
  I'm rolling my D8A3 and A2. And A1 and A2.
• 1:08:20
  And a + 2 from your strength. Actually it's a + 3 with those
• 1:08:26
  bracers. See, I didn't let you forget.
• 1:08:32
  Stop the kisses. Don't stop. 8 damage total.
• 1:08:36
  Yes, Sir. How much damage did you do with
• 1:08:38
  your finger gun Manaway? Aren't anymore.
• 1:08:40
  Yes. Tell me how you.
• 1:08:41
  Kill this man. So I was Manaway's uses.
• 1:08:45
  He grabs his hook to cut this. Hey, I know you're sick, could
• 1:08:48
  you put some fucking love into your voice?
• 1:08:55
  Good maneuver and show me your dark side.
• 1:08:58
  Dye my hair blue. I love you homie.
• 1:09:01
  So I think then always dying, I said.
• 1:09:06
  Now he gets closer to him and he his stealth.
• 1:09:10
  He grabs his hoot cut this and he goes in for the swing.
• 1:09:13
  Come here bitch, you're mine. What the hell?
• 1:09:17
  Shing as he slices his head off. Go cuts clean through with just
• 1:09:23
  the the the mirror with just the sheer strength of Nanaway king
• 1:09:28
  shot shotgun Oh yeah the head lopped off just goes flying 1520
• 1:09:33
  feet away that's magic you. Know.
• 1:09:37
  Well, fuck. And Baikon doesn't believe in
• 1:09:40
  that so. Ward's turn.
• 1:09:45
  Can we roll for the head to hit the the wolf?
• 1:09:50
  Yes, I swing it fucking hard enough.
• 1:09:53
  I said it went 1520 feet Cannon. And then I and then I was a
• 1:09:56
  cannon. I fucking baseball bat it with
• 1:09:57
  my dagger goes. Up over section.
• 1:10:03
  Also, did we Did the boomerangs ever come back?
• 1:10:06
  He's. Going to do it when we forget
• 1:10:07
  about it. If you ask.
• 1:10:10
  It's going to take long. And OK, we'll.
• 1:10:13
  We'll trust me. I'm I'm keeping track of where
• 1:10:15
  they're flying around. Currently in Matharis.
• 1:10:20
  Hey, is that a boomerang? Motherfucker got an arm.
• 1:10:24
  Around the world around. The does a 15 hit, yeah.
• 1:10:29
  Rhetorical. Work it, make it do it makes us
• 1:10:33
  burger. Harder.
• 1:10:38
  I'm going to roll to see who this hits.
• 1:10:40
  You or lizard? One and three, it's you. 2 and
• 1:10:42
  four, it's Lizard. One.
• 1:10:44
  Let's go. Lizard lizard the fuck Warg just
• 1:10:51
  bites out again, latches onto the side of Lizard's throat and
• 1:10:55
  just starts tearing and takes 8 damage.
• 1:11:00
  Correct. Vallejo, shut up.
• 1:11:07
  Fuck. I love, I love, I like my home
• 1:11:12
  brew and just doing my own thing but sometimes I will accept the
• 1:11:16
  the proper rules. If it helps him, he'll accept
• 1:11:18
  it. If it doesn't, he doesn't accept
• 1:11:20
  it does. It I don't.
• 1:11:23
  Like that bass? No.
• 1:11:25
  Does a 23 hit also rhetorical? No.
• 1:11:28
  Did you win that in 20? No.
• 1:11:30
  Nice. AC is. 24 my AC is 24 actually.
• 1:11:34
  Wait, is it really? No, that's OK, that's just a
• 1:11:37
  hit. Not no.
• 1:11:38
  Your AC is 24. You've made the right joke.
• 1:11:41
  I just didn't listen. Same thing again.
• 1:11:43
  One to three, it's you. 2 to 4, it's lizard.
• 1:11:47
  No, I mean, you kind of want it to be you.
• 1:11:48
  I mean him at this time. At this point.
• 1:11:50
  What's your HP? If my lizard does, I'm gonna try
• 1:11:53
  and tame with the the wolf again.
• 1:11:54
  That's fucking sadistic. Damn you kill my lizard.
• 1:11:56
  Come here, boy. Damn, he's.
• 1:11:58
  Strong I. Need I need a pet?
• 1:12:00
  Why don't? The Ash catch him. 2.
• 1:12:03
  OK, look at this lizard's. So that wasn't the damage?
• 1:12:07
  No. Oh gosh. 5HP left on the lizard,
• 1:12:13
  what is it? Yes.
• 1:12:14
  No, no. Call upon Diddy to rescue the
• 1:12:16
  lizard Sheridan. Saves the.
• 1:12:20
  Lizard the warg still holding Lizard.
• 1:12:22
  Lizard. By the throat and just rips a
• 1:12:27
  full chunk out of Lizard's throat as it collapses to the
• 1:12:31
  ground with you on its back. Give me a deck save.
• 1:12:33
  Well. I'm glad that we got.
• 1:12:35
  That still kind of like falling off a horse.
• 1:12:36
  Sorry, what did you get? Two on the die.
• 1:12:40
  Roll me AD 4. 4. You're flung off of the back of
• 1:12:48
  Lizard as he or she drops, and you roll through the snow and
• 1:12:54
  rocks and whatnot underneath, taking four damage.
• 1:12:58
  Now I'm dead 6HP. It's Deris turn.
• 1:13:02
  Lizard dead. Dead.
• 1:13:03
  Yeah, Lizard's dead. Dead.
• 1:13:03
  Well, keep the. Continue.
• 1:13:08
  I have no chance of fighting this thing off.
• 1:13:12
  I believe in you at this point so.
• 1:13:14
  Manipulate it. The only way for me to survive
• 1:13:17
  is to tame this beast now that my lizard's dead.
• 1:13:22
  The I will give you that. I don't like giving you the DC's
• 1:13:26
  just because I like. Maybe you, maybe you beat it by
• 1:13:29
  5-6 points on the check. Maybe you beat it by 1 and you
• 1:13:33
  were that close. I like, I like you not I like
• 1:13:37
  you just being like, oh, I had that in the bag or I don't like
• 1:13:40
  that. I like you being like, Jesus,
• 1:13:42
  How? Oh my God, was that?
• 1:13:44
  How close was that? You know, that kind of thing.
• 1:13:46
  So I will say this because one of its masters are dead.
• 1:13:50
  You the the DC has lowered OK. OK then I think I'll know what
• 1:13:56
  I'll do. I'll blow my whistle and throw
• 1:14:00
  out another meat and attempt to. You don't have any more meat.
• 1:14:03
  Oh fuck, I'll blow my whistle and put my hand out and hope and
• 1:14:07
  pray it doesn't bite mom off. We'll just bite my head off.
• 1:14:12
  Yeah, I'm just going to crisp Prada and you know.
• 1:14:15
  I love it, I love it all. Right blue.
• 1:14:20
  Yeah, 13. Roll it again, you have
• 1:14:22
  advantage. I can take the advantage away.
• 1:14:24
  Is that No, I'm going to. Die which on.
• 1:14:28
  The die well you keep the higher.
• 1:14:30
  Yeah, you keep the higher is. 13 enough to.
• 1:14:33
  Get it? That's A7.
• 1:14:34
  That's a 7. So you do this and it just
• 1:14:38
  starts and you. Just.
• 1:14:39
  Hear music. It starts crouching more and
• 1:14:42
  more and just and. What do you do?
• 1:14:47
  You have moved. Yeah, you can move your full
• 1:14:49
  speed. My bad.
• 1:14:49
  I. Think you'd be an opportunity of
• 1:14:51
  attack? Though yeah, it would if you try
• 1:14:54
  and move away. Unless you use the action.
• 1:14:56
  So that's Valeo, and what's his name back there?
• 1:15:00
  Behind Doc Ock. OK, I'm going to run and get
• 1:15:03
  behind them because I'm about to die.
• 1:15:06
  You're running. Yeah.
• 1:15:08
  OK, he's the disengage action, so he doesn't get opportunity
• 1:15:10
  attack. It's the whistle and action or.
• 1:15:13
  Bonus. Actually, I'm pretty sure he
• 1:15:15
  said bonus. Yeah.
• 1:15:16
  So you can use the action to disengage so you won't get an
• 1:15:18
  opportunity of attack. Or you could risk it and that
• 1:15:22
  causes it to waste its reaction. I could risk it for the biscuit
• 1:15:26
  again, throw the net on it. I think that's what I'll do if.
• 1:15:31
  The net doesn't work. You can still.
• 1:15:32
  Run. Really.
• 1:15:33
  Yeah. OK.
• 1:15:34
  Yeah, we'll do that. 1111 wait AC right you throw your net just
• 1:15:41
  panic. Like oh shit that did.
• 1:15:43
  Oh fuck. That didn't work.
• 1:15:44
  And you throw it, it just moves out of the way as it drops to
• 1:15:47
  the ground. Fucking shit.
• 1:15:50
  No, still run. OK, yeah, I'm getting the fuck
• 1:15:52
  out of there. Help me save me from the dog.
• 1:15:56
  I'm gonna die. It gets to bite at your haunches
• 1:15:58
  as you run away. I don't know opportunity attack
• 1:16:02
  if you leave something's range and can use.
• 1:16:03
  Its reaction to. Make same thing goes for you too
• 1:16:07
  if something does the same thing to you.
• 1:16:10
  Has to be ACS 12. What is it?
• 1:16:12
  It's a 15 on the die. No, it's not disadvantage.
• 1:16:15
  Thank. You take the disadvantage, you
• 1:16:19
  need a new die so you can read it better.
• 1:16:21
  It's a 15 again. Oh.
• 1:16:22
  Fuck. OK, I tried man.
• 1:16:24
  Does anybody believe me? I'm.
• 1:16:26
  Gonna die. It's the heart of.
• 1:16:27
  The courage you no. So I'm gonna die.
• 1:16:29
  What's your health at? I have 6 HP left.
• 1:16:31
  I mean you. Might live, did you not?
• 1:16:35
  Rest while no, you wrote, I know.
• 1:16:37
  I just all this damage is taken. All this damage is taken has
• 1:16:40
  been taken by the ward. I mean all this HP the lizard
• 1:16:43
  took the damage. No, she took.
• 1:16:46
  She took four damage from falling, which put her 260.
• 1:16:49
  I see. What is it?
• 1:16:53
  4 So you go to run, it lashes out, grabs you by the leg and
• 1:16:57
  jerks you to the ground and just starts thrashing you around.
• 1:17:00
  Oh geez. And you take 8 damage.
• 1:17:04
  No, you are dead, unconscious, bleeding out as the ward is
• 1:17:10
  using you as a chew toy. Father ostrich's turn.
• 1:17:12
  Don't. Worry.
• 1:17:13
  Don't worry, Tadera. Don't worry, Don't worry,
• 1:17:18
  Tadera. Maneuver.
• 1:17:18
  He's old and senile. He doesn't know any better.
• 1:17:23
  I've got one more sorcery. Point the fuck?
• 1:17:26
  I'm gonna twin small finger guns 15 and 11. 15 and 11 total. 15
• 1:17:39
  hits, 11 misses. Sam. 6.
• 1:17:44
  Damn it again. Damn.
• 1:17:47
  I can choose to cast finger guns as an action, right?
• 1:17:50
  Is that a thing? I mean, that's the end.
• 1:17:55
  Distraction. I think you're 2 OP for a level
• 1:17:57
  1. Right then, I'm going to catch
• 1:17:58
  fireball for my action. OK, you can do it.
• 1:18:02
  Fireball, not fireball. Fireball.
• 1:18:05
  Fireball is a lot worse. Fireball gets her body in the
• 1:18:08
  club. Her body in the club getting
• 1:18:10
  tipsy. Somebody just came out eating a.
• 1:18:13
  Brownie Sushi. Sushi.
• 1:18:16
  Somebody. Oh sushi.
• 1:18:18
  Hello. Does a 14 hit.
• 1:18:20
  Disadvantage. Yes, I'm going to take that
• 1:18:25
  disadvantage away. Sir, Fire bolt is 1D10, not 2D6.
• 1:18:30
  I did finger guns because I said I was going to catch fire.
• 1:18:32
  Bolt. He was like, OK, you can do.
• 1:18:34
  It wait, what did you get? I was kidding, but OK, What did
• 1:18:37
  you get? We're here now.
• 1:18:37
  It's all right, D. 10 you. Want to use?
• 1:18:45
  My. D10 Sure.
• 1:18:47
  Pity. I don't know.
• 1:18:48
  Those guys have been doing me dirty.
• 1:18:51
  How's that been doing? Dirty 9. 9.
• 1:18:53
  Damage 9 Fire Damage 9 Fire damage.
• 1:18:55
  Of. Course you're going.
• 1:18:59
  To we have bunch of doors in that basement.
• 1:19:01
  Yeah, man. I was terrified.
• 1:19:04
  I was over on the bench. You said.
• 1:19:07
  So you did 7:00 and 8:00? 7:00 and 9:00. 07:00 and 9:00.
• 1:19:12
  60 in total and I'm. Still standing.
• 1:19:15
  I'm still standing Banner. Looking like a true survivor.
• 1:19:23
  Feeling like a little kid and I'm still standing after all
• 1:19:30
  this time. Oh my God.
• 1:19:32
  I'm picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind.
• 1:19:36
  I'm still standing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:19:45
  And with that, it is Vallejo's turn.
• 1:19:47
  Look at that weird puppy. I go at it with my dagger.
• 1:19:52
  Hey, if you move right here, he's flanked.
• 1:19:55
  I don't need him to be flanked. I got a 24 to hit.
• 1:19:59
  Liar. No damn near misses.
• 1:20:01
  Fuck. I.
• 1:20:03
  Guess that only hits on. Wednesday but sex I.
• 1:20:10
  Have the glorious property called Nick.
• 1:20:13
  Whoa. When you make the extra Attack
• 1:20:18
  of the Light property, you can you you can make it as part of
• 1:20:21
  the Attack action instead of a bonus action.
• 1:20:24
  You can make this extra attack only once per turn.
• 1:20:27
  Cool. So I'm gonna make him.
• 1:20:31
  I got a 24 again. I think it hits.
• 1:20:33
  That wasn't a Nat 20 earlier, was it?
• 1:20:35
  Yeah, OK, 20. 5 So fuck is that? It's one of them weird D fours,
• 1:20:41
  yeah. And two.
• 1:20:44
  So 11 damage. Vallejo you charging?
• 1:20:49
  Oh no. Vallejo.
• 1:20:51
  I ain't wasting these bullets with the dagger.
• 1:20:54
  Tell me how you finish off this final enemy.
• 1:20:57
  The Warg. So a barrel into it, shoulder
• 1:21:00
  first, knock him down to the ground and then I first stab.
• 1:21:03
  Not as good. I catch him under the pit.
• 1:21:05
  Still enough to fuck something up but not enough to kill it.
• 1:21:07
  And that's one right into the stomach and down.
• 1:21:10
  I need me a coat. Walked.
• 1:21:13
  That's badass. I love it.
• 1:21:14
  You just got a new coat, motherfucker.
• 1:21:18
  He needs something warm. He's a little chilly.
• 1:21:20
  Touché And that ends our combat. When I wake up, well, I know I'm
• 1:21:25
  going to be. Anybody want to say daya Daya?
• 1:21:27
  Yeah, I woke up to daya Daya. It is Nanaway's turn.
• 1:21:32
  I think it's right next to I can.
• 1:21:33
  Stay well, I know I'm going to be, I'm going to be the man who
• 1:21:36
  wakes up next to you. When I wake up.
• 1:21:39
  Yeah, you make it. I stabilize him.
• 1:21:42
  I'm going to pick up Dayra. I'm going to carry her to Father
• 1:21:47
  Osry to give Yeah, but I'm a put her in your face.
• 1:21:52
  And now it comes over, picks her up.
• 1:21:54
  So you can use a stabilizer here can.
• 1:21:57
  I stabilize her in the pour a health potion down the.
• 1:22:00
  Throat. Oh, health potion down the
• 1:22:01
  throat. 2D4 plus spell casting modifier.
• 1:22:03
  Dayra just. What FBI open up two?
• 1:22:06
  D 4 + 4. Do you think we're ever going to
• 1:22:08
  get squatted? One more I hope so is that.
• 1:22:12
  Sexual. Huh.
• 1:22:14
  Stabilizing them puts them at one HP, right?
• 1:22:16
  Sure does. So you're at 10 and I'll drink
• 1:22:18
  my other health. Thank you mate you.
• 1:22:19
  Mother, they reckon in the Norway's arms, you just.
• 1:22:27
  That bloody water. Water must killed me, mate.
• 1:22:30
  Don't worry, I got you I. Recommend.
• 1:22:32
  Maybe not. But I'm.
• 1:22:36
  I'm Chris Pratt. What do you mean the?
• 1:22:38
  Hell is Chris Pratt. My celebrity crush to.
• 1:22:42
  Multiclass and take Dragon Rider as my second.
• 1:22:46
  Class I would like to you can do that.
• 1:22:51
  Yes, it isn't whatever you receive.
• 1:22:52
  I can ride a dragon I. Fucked that word up.
• 1:22:55
  With it, do you guys want to see my son?
• 1:22:57
  I should have killed the bloody ward.
• 1:22:59
  Hey, you know what? In all honesty, I mean I wanted.
• 1:23:01
  A pet. Woo, you almost had it.
• 1:23:03
  You almost had it. I'm not telling you the DC.
• 1:23:06
  You almost had it. Can I eat the dinosaur?
• 1:23:11
  The lizard Naway walks up to dead Lizard.
• 1:23:14
  Wait, wait. Wait, no, not the fucking
• 1:23:16
  lizard. The fucking the warg.
• 1:23:18
  The warden from fucking Black Ops.
• 1:23:20
  Wait, wait, wait for me to skin it first.
• 1:23:22
  Go ahead, hurry. Give me a survival check.
• 1:23:26
  Hungry. I mean if you get a 10 you skin
• 1:23:28
  it but higher up the better quality.
• 1:23:30
  Faster for Leo? Nat 20, Total of 21.
• 1:23:35
  You skin beautifully, so beautifully that de Raven,
• 1:23:38
  you're like, wow. Wow.
• 1:23:42
  Wow, you're going to make all my out of it mate.
• 1:23:45
  Actually. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:23:48
  I would like to try to make some some kind of like hide armor.
• 1:23:53
  There will be more checks involved, but right now you
• 1:23:56
  have, I mean, it's still, it's still, you know, it still has
• 1:23:59
  string, it's still stringy, it's still bloody, but it's a perfect
• 1:24:02
  clean cut. Hey, there's a mic there.
• 1:24:11
  That was a purpose, right? I've been down to take this.
• 1:24:16
  Out CJ, father Auster, God love him, just accidentally.
• 1:24:19
  I like the other one because it sounds like the fallout.
• 1:24:25
  Shelter. Noise.
• 1:24:29
  It really does. All right, I'm just meeting you
• 1:24:32
  all for a moment. Started with you.
• 1:24:41
  I I would I would first like to have a memorial for my my dead
• 1:24:45
  lizard. Absolutely.
• 1:24:48
  Right there. There's OK, See, that's
• 1:24:50
  something that I definitely want more of.
• 1:24:52
  I definitely want more role play.
• 1:24:55
  It's a good thing you have a priest to send them off.
• 1:24:58
  What up? Let's all just take a moment of
• 1:25:02
  silence for this lizard that could have eaten us all but
• 1:25:06
  didn't because he's lizard. It's been your friend for.
• 1:25:13
  Like. Less than 24 hours I've.
• 1:25:17
  Listened so much in the past 24 hours.
• 1:25:21
  You're a lizard, you will be missed, but you will make damn
• 1:25:23
  fine rations. I will remember you and.
• 1:25:30
  Now. Now he's scan it because you
• 1:25:31
  know, food is important and food is scarce.
• 1:25:35
  I'm skinning a lizard. Give me a survival check shit.
• 1:25:39
  Fuck. Goddamn.
• 1:25:39
  Hang on, I think you missed. You dropped the knife. 13 I
• 1:25:44
  don't want to have to do this. You were emotionally taught
• 1:25:48
  begin to carve away and hack up lizard the.
• 1:25:52
  Lizard no. Lizard no.
• 1:25:56
  You're able to get roll AD 8. For me, Dada had AD.
• 1:25:59
  Eight. Oh boy, Oh boy.
• 1:26:01
  Here we go again. Roll it all the time.
• 1:26:04
  That's right, it's me. Valio.
• 1:26:07
  Got a three? I hope the Mac caught all that.
• 1:26:13
  So you chop it up, you're able to savage some decent quarters,
• 1:26:19
  three big chunks of meat. They look it up.
• 1:26:22
  They give me a survive, survival or perception, whichever is
• 1:26:25
  better for you. 19 on. The.
• 1:26:28
  Die. Look at it.
• 1:26:28
  Damn, doesn't matter. Roll me AD 12.
• 1:26:31
  Yeah. 10 on the die. It's the one you can sometimes
• 1:26:36
  confuse with AD 20, but you eyeball into three large cuts of
• 1:26:44
  meat that Vallejo has been able to salvage.
• 1:26:47
  You give. Me, some of that.
• 1:26:49
  You realize you, you know, I, I could, I could process that and
• 1:26:52
  get about 10 pieces of meat and I could dry.
• 1:26:56
  That in the process of me doing that, I'm gonna look up.
• 1:26:59
  Is anybody else fucking here? November rain.
• 1:27:02
  Now. Oh, is it just because of
• 1:27:03
  cutting up the lizard in the aftermath?
• 1:27:07
  To the victors go the spoils. Alas, we have bid farewell to
• 1:27:12
  Lizard. And with that, a ceremonial
• 1:27:14
  remembrance we think of when first met.
• 1:27:17
  Could have attacked all of you, could have joined the smuggler
• 1:27:20
  brethren, its master. But Darrow was able to turn the
• 1:27:23
  tide and befriend the wild beast, the enemy, and for 13
• 1:27:30
  long, arduous hours, this companion was a loving member of
• 1:27:34
  the family. Dried meat snacks aiding
• 1:27:37
  climbing checks to ship decks and bursting through weakened
• 1:27:42
  walls from bullets to come in aid and come again.
• 1:27:47
  Fairly well, my reptilian brethren, I'll.
• 1:27:52
  Never forget, you lizard. I'll never forget.
• 1:27:59
  I love you, Mama. Yeah, I'm.
• 1:28:03
  Missing you? Mama Aleo becomes very emotional
• 1:28:07
  thinking of his mother. I swear I'm going to kick
• 1:28:15
  cancer's ass. I.
• 1:28:19
  Don't know who the fuck cancer but we're going to fuck that
• 1:28:21
  some bitch up. There's three dead bodies laying
• 1:28:25
  on the ground. You know, I feel like a crossbow
• 1:28:28
  in some bolts could be rather useful in my current
• 1:28:31
  predicament. I'm a little low on gold.
• 1:28:33
  I think I'm a guy at one of them.
• 1:28:36
  Maybe that too, I could use more drinking money.
• 1:28:38
  All right, everybody roll me Perception checks.
• 1:28:41
  Nanaway, are you looking at any bodies?
• 1:28:46
  I'm looking at any bodies. There's three dead bodies that
• 1:28:51
  had equipment. Perception off of.
• 1:28:54
  Right perception is wisdom. Wisdom, please stop I got a 10
• 1:28:59
  fuck me. Wisdom I have a 20.
• 1:29:02
  Oh my God, do. You have a -2.
• 1:29:04
  What'd you get in the way? How did y'all get minus?
• 1:29:08
  Zero is your. Wisdom Low.
• 1:29:11
  No, my wisdom is actually 13, but I get a -, 2.
• 1:29:14
  My D&D campaigns are kind of like a Dark Souls game.
• 1:29:18
  Oh, you have no idea. Wait until you join my tadora
• 1:29:21
  again. It's.
• 1:29:23
  Going to be payback isn't it? What all we get around the
• 1:29:25
  table? Perception 10.
• 1:29:26
  Nanaway literally is. 00 you. Got a one?
• 1:29:30
  I got OK, so I got a 2 -, 220. Hey Ruf, bringing it home.
• 1:29:37
  The girls bringing it home. South.
• 1:29:39
  What you gotta do? You're talking to my guy all
• 1:29:43
  around. You keep talking to him like
• 1:29:44
  that, I'm gonna stab you in the face with a sod or an eye.
• 1:29:46
  Wow, What you find is currency, Dan.
• 1:29:49
  'S way better. 11 gold you find a cumulative on the bodies and
• 1:29:55
  17 silver bases. Wow.
• 1:29:58
  You find a pouch of crushed pine resin.
• 1:30:02
  Also mentioned pine resin. They never got to use them but
• 1:30:12
  you also find 2 rusted swords, a hand axe and three 2 quite
• 1:30:23
  debilitated due to sandblasting but one good piece of leather
• 1:30:28
  armor scuffed smells a bit like wet dog and guilt take.
• 1:30:31
  The leather armor. Take the leather armor.
• 1:30:33
  It's light armor. It won't hinder you with that 20
• 1:30:36
  that you rolled. Very nice.
• 1:30:38
  As you continue digging through the bodies.
• 1:30:40
  Vallejo, you search the first two over there.
• 1:30:43
  You do find their crossbows. They're in shoddy workmanship
• 1:30:49
  considering you find a piece of smoked fish.
• 1:30:52
  You also find one nice thing, a worn piece of horn map looks
• 1:30:57
  like a mapped a small hunting snare.
• 1:30:59
  Nanaway. See.
• 1:31:00
  You find one good crossbow, Light crossbow.
• 1:31:05
  With that shit. And roll A1D4 for me.
• 1:31:07
  You find a bottle of this dark, murky consistency that you're
• 1:31:12
  not sure what it does. Rum.
• 1:31:14
  I think you should drink it. Hey captain DM Hey how many
• 1:31:17
  crossbow bolts? Cuz like I'm I'm going around to
• 1:31:19
  each body. Roll me.
• 1:31:21
  I mean, still roll me. Roll me D12.
• 1:31:23
  I'll bump it up to AD 12. 6. You have 6 bolts.
• 1:31:28
  Cool. Off the one body roll it again
• 1:31:33
  too low I didn't like it 4. Never say I'm not merciful.
• 1:31:36
  You have 10 crossbow bolts. Roll me D20.
• 1:31:38
  You weren't merciful to my lizard.
• 1:31:41
  Nat 20. That was the Gods 15.
• 1:31:44
  Nat 20. One other detail. 11.
• 1:31:48
  You have you have 21 crossbow bolts and then I wait, did you
• 1:31:51
  get everything you got? You got a crossbow, You got the
• 1:31:53
  I. Don't want that shit though.
• 1:31:54
  You got the bottle of something. My wife just texted the group
• 1:31:58
  chat and went. The Magic School Bus could be in
• 1:32:01
  your ass right now and you'd have no idea you.
• 1:32:04
  Got a name? I would like to pass my crossbow
• 1:32:07
  to someone who has more accuracy.
• 1:32:09
  I got. Accuracy named Vallejo.
• 1:32:11
  Very kind of you. Thank you me.
• 1:32:14
  Love, give me a kiss now, please.
• 1:32:15
  I sloppy French kiss him. Those serrated sharp teeth
• 1:32:19
  though, man, but. My tongue is.
• 1:32:23
  Strange. Sorry.
• 1:32:24
  Rolling another D4 in that way 4.
• 1:32:28
  Fantastic Four. Son of a bitch, I hate you so
• 1:32:30
  much. I love you too.
• 1:32:33
  You find a tiny ball of some sort wrapped in cloth.
• 1:32:37
  I'm gonna open that shit. Eat it.
• 1:32:39
  It looks like give me an intelligence check in that way.
• 1:32:42
  8. You look at it and you're like,
• 1:32:44
  really? And Vallejo gave me a perception
• 1:32:47
  check. 17. You see not always holding a
• 1:32:50
  bullet in his hand. Give me that, you motherfucker.
• 1:32:52
  One more case. Give me that.
• 1:32:55
  You must. No, give me that.
• 1:32:57
  Please, how many bullets do you have?
• 1:32:59
  I got 2. I'm gonna hold on to it.
• 1:33:02
  Then I'll way final check C roll 20 5.
• 1:33:10
  No, you motherfucker. You reroll that motherfucker,
• 1:33:13
  right? I got it.
• 1:33:15
  Too. Oh yeah, vector.
• 1:33:18
  All right. Roll that 1D four one more time.
• 1:33:22
  Three. Yeah.
• 1:33:23
  What's your AC12? You Sir, find a health potion.
• 1:33:27
  I'm taking that shit right now. Never mind, I'm just playing on
• 1:33:31
  the plane. I was like, you didn't even take
• 1:33:34
  any day. Oh wait, yeah, you took the
• 1:33:35
  crossbow. Ball I'm at, I'm at.
• 1:33:36
  You took like 9. Days I'm at six health, right?
• 1:33:38
  Yeah, I'm, I'm gonna wait to rest and then I'm gonna use it
• 1:33:41
  eventually. Smut, wicked smut.
• 1:33:43
  You guys have cleaned out the area, found the loot.
• 1:33:47
  Can I do a scan for the area to see if there's anything else?
• 1:33:50
  Yells. I was waiting 20.
• 1:33:54
  And wisdom A. 14. 14 total and as you scan the area, you start
• 1:33:59
  looking around and you do find drag Marks and more blood stains
• 1:34:03
  in the snow. Let's follow it.
• 1:34:05
  Or mates, there's some blood over here.
• 1:34:06
  Certainly the signs of a struggle.
• 1:34:08
  You've found the path, I think. We should follow it.
• 1:34:11
  We should. Are you?
• 1:34:12
  With me in Vallejo indeed. I All right, let's.
• 1:34:16
  Go Ostrich begins to stumble as he gets to the back of the line.
• 1:34:20
  I'm fucking tired. I'm gonna lay down.
• 1:34:22
  I request you stay here. I request tourist.
• 1:34:25
  Yeah. Are we taking a wagon or no?
• 1:34:29
  Do we have an ox still? We.
• 1:34:30
  Still have the ox. Yeah, we still got the.
• 1:34:31
  Ox, I would love to rest in the wagon.
• 1:34:34
  I just hop on the ox. No, because I want to sleep.
• 1:34:39
  What do you mean that ox is like because?
• 1:34:40
  Guess what? I didn't get that.
• 1:34:42
  Take lizards ribs and you know all the all the stuff I've
• 1:34:46
  gathered and toss. Into the back, Turn it to a
• 1:34:48
  fucking weapon. Earthing.
• 1:34:50
  Easy. Everything I gathered.
• 1:34:52
  Earthing all right, Fair enough. They got all the meat and you're
• 1:34:54
  taking the bones and whatnot as well.
• 1:34:56
  Yeah, I'm taking the ribs. I'm going to use it to reinforce
• 1:34:58
  that armor. OK.
• 1:35:02
  Boom for armor. Boom for armor, buffer armor.
• 1:35:06
  Buffer. It is a buffer.
• 1:35:07
  That would look terrifying on a shark, don't you agree?
• 1:35:11
  You're going to give it to Nanowi?
• 1:35:12
  Yells he has no armor. Isn't your AC just a 12?
• 1:35:17
  Yeah, 12. Fucking I do as long as as long
• 1:35:22
  as the checks are good. It could go up to a shitty I
• 1:35:25
  mean it, it could potentially be a + 4 depending on your checks.
• 1:35:29
  All right, who's driving the wagon?
• 1:35:34
  I guess I'll I'll drive the wagon.
• 1:35:37
  It's just that bro. No lizard.
• 1:35:40
  You lost lizard, but at least you got an ox.
• 1:35:45
  We're going to eat the ox, think.
• 1:35:46
  Of his name. But I pretty much just turned
• 1:35:48
  into the main character from Red Dead.
• 1:35:50
  Arthur, yeah. Arthur Arthur Morgan.
• 1:35:53
  Arthur Morgan. Fun fact, in the first sort of
• 1:35:55
  video that I did for Vallejo, it turned me in.
• 1:35:59
  It made him into Arthur Morgan. That's.
• 1:36:02
  All that. All right, Go ahead and give me
• 1:36:04
  a survival check, Debra. 15 on the die, what is that it?
• 1:36:09
  Would be wisdom. 17 What do you tell the ox to do describe this?
• 1:36:14
  You You nailed it. Just leave that wagon.
• 1:36:16
  I'm still grieving. What?
• 1:36:18
  Do you name the off just? Awesome.
• 1:36:23
  Yeah, yeah. I love that like she, she
• 1:36:35
  abandoned the adopted child and is is more upset about the
• 1:36:39
  lizard. Poor Lyra.
• 1:36:43
  She's the bar keeps. Taking care.
• 1:36:45
  Can I do a history check to see what that little girl's doing,
• 1:36:48
  if she's OK or not? No.
• 1:36:49
  The bar keeps taking care of her.
• 1:36:51
  She's fine. She's.
• 1:36:52
  Fine, sure. I can, Yeah, see.
• 1:36:55
  Remember this about this game, you can try and do any fucking
• 1:36:59
  thing. Oh yeah, it's just whether or
• 1:37:01
  not you can. 18 I say goddamned. You Rogan, she got left at the
• 1:37:06
  the Hushnet in you guys went and had your fun.
• 1:37:09
  Last you saw, she was at. The Tavern.
• 1:37:11
  Dara, you're a shitty parent. She's got to grow up eventually.
• 1:37:14
  She's walking over at the bar now she's walking at the inn.
• 1:37:17
  How old is she? She's They need small hands to
• 1:37:21
  fit in the. Cup like 12, it's fine.
• 1:37:24
  No good as an animal tamer, so they sent her to work in the
• 1:37:27
  bar. Everybody loves to.
• 1:37:28
  Live in a tired label. Hey, in the village Rock come in
• 1:37:31
  and Metro is, you know, if you're not cut out for whatever
• 1:37:33
  job they just send. You to Vallejo to.
• 1:37:35
  The whorehouse? Really.
• 1:37:36
  Vallejo Yeah, we need to cook. Let him cook.
• 1:37:43
  I agree. So anyway, I start taking out my
• 1:37:45
  household cleaning products. You can do all this in the back
• 1:37:51
  of the wagon. I'm not saying I know how to, I
• 1:37:53
  just know the recipe. If you'd like Valeo, you can go
• 1:37:58
  ahead and give me. It's the only thing I could
• 1:38:03
  think of would be either performance or survival for I
• 1:38:06
  guess survival. Yeah, cuz you know, Pathfinder,
• 1:38:09
  you know, I've got crafts, I've got craft checks for this.
• 1:38:12
  I got craft checks for that. DND 5E is still I'm like like
• 1:38:17
  when I say give me a reflex. Hey, at least I understand what
• 1:38:20
  you mean now. Touch.
• 1:38:21
  The real I'm unlucky that. OK.
• 1:38:25
  Yeah. As far as you can tell, you
• 1:38:29
  think you're doing a good job and looks to be coming together.
• 1:38:31
  Two more successful checks looks like it could be coming
• 1:38:34
  together. 19. I didn't mean right now, but OK
• 1:38:38
  with the successful ride. Check.
• 1:38:39
  You're following the trail. You begin coming up on another
• 1:38:41
  trail. Give me another.
• 1:38:42
  Percentage 12121212. Yep.
• 1:38:47
  As you proceed forward, the trail starts.
• 1:38:49
  You start to lose the trail, you're you lose all signs of it.
• 1:38:53
  I imagine you're still just heading off in the same
• 1:38:55
  direction. As you proceed on forward, it
• 1:38:57
  comes more wild. You're in the woods, it's
• 1:38:59
  hidden, it's going off the rails.
• 1:39:01
  Shit's getting real. Somebody give me a perception
• 1:39:04
  check. 13. Daria, as you begin to continue
• 1:39:08
  forward, there's more and more sounds coming in.
• 1:39:11
  You begin to hear the clatter of movement rustling about.
• 1:39:15
  You smell smoke, fire, and you begin to hear distant boots and
• 1:39:21
  hollers voices. What do you do?
• 1:39:24
  What do you think we should do mate?
• 1:39:26
  Continue on about things could get dangerous from here.
• 1:39:29
  While Dare is asking me that, I'm going to go ahead and be
• 1:39:31
  loading that one the the 21st bolt into the crossbow.
• 1:39:36
  Schmert. Wake up in the Norway SO.
• 1:39:39
  What did you? See what's?
• 1:39:41
  That What do you think we should do?
• 1:39:43
  I think there's trouble ahead. Well, I say that we go get us
• 1:39:46
  into some trouble. I think we should keep guard up.
• 1:39:50
  All right, on, on. Where do we go then?
• 1:39:53
  I'm more fucking we got. Bojack Oxman up there.
• 1:39:56
  Honestly, let's just let the ox do the fighting.
• 1:39:58
  I'm I'm sick and tired of it. I I almost died.
• 1:40:02
  But I love it. All right.
• 1:40:05
  And I know where you go up front then?
• 1:40:07
  Do I get more health points? Oh, I'll give you a piece of
• 1:40:10
  meat. And what am I back up to?
• 1:40:12
  You can. Roll D8 plus your con mod the.
• 1:40:16
  Fuck is a con mod? We're getting started.
• 1:40:19
  Get 8. Health 8.
• 1:40:20
  He's 1 from 414. Yeah, he's one.
• 1:40:24
  From 14, yeah, I had 6. No, actually done and you saved
• 1:40:29
  that health potion. We're we're we're going forward
• 1:40:33
  into the the danger zone I believed to be danger.
• 1:40:36
  Zone. If I was an MPC instead of just
• 1:40:39
  God right now, I'd be like, yeah, no.
• 1:40:42
  So you all agree to go forward. How do you proceed?
• 1:40:46
  As of right now, you just hear voices in the distance.
• 1:40:48
  Extreme caution. Extreme caution still staying on
• 1:40:51
  the wagon. And actually, no, we are
• 1:40:55
  proceeding with extreme caution. But you.
• 1:40:59
  You. Do that one where I made a new
• 1:41:00
  woman. I'm scared I'm going to marry
• 1:41:01
  her. I don't need an 8 ex-wife.
• 1:41:03
  You said you were moving forward on the ox and he said wait.
• 1:41:06
  Yeah, I'm going to. I'm going to step off.
• 1:41:09
  Oh boy, one of your mates drive. Dara, be careful.
• 1:41:11
  I'm going to scout for us. Be careful, stay beside the
• 1:41:15
  cart. Beside, I should be in front,
• 1:41:17
  there's no reason. For there could be an ambush,
• 1:41:20
  There could be an ambush well. It's better just one of us than
• 1:41:23
  all of us. Can I send the cart forward?
• 1:41:25
  But can I hang on to the bottom of it?
• 1:41:28
  I mean, yes. That reminds me of Stewie
• 1:41:30
  Griffin. What would you like me to wear?
• 1:41:33
  That's fucking Peter. I don't know how, he laughs.
• 1:41:40
  Yeah, I can't think of how else to relax.
• 1:41:41
  Well, does Mummy mummy. Oh yeah.
• 1:41:44
  Oh yeah. There you go.
• 1:41:47
  All right, so you wanna, you wanna hold on to the bottom of
• 1:41:49
  the cart? Yeah, but send it forward into
• 1:41:51
  the into the fray. Who's gonna slap the Hawks's
• 1:41:54
  ass? Me.
• 1:41:56
  Well, dare is getting off so you can just wait for me to get on
• 1:41:58
  the bottom of the. Cart, put your fingers away.
• 1:42:00
  I'm a double double cheek. Clap that motherfucker.
• 1:42:07
  When do you have to be on on the?
• 1:42:10
  Wagon Thunder clap. Yeah, you can jump off.
• 1:42:13
  Thunder clap and jump bitch all. Right.
• 1:42:17
  So give me a give me a strength check.
• 1:42:21
  No, no, no, Valeo. But I was Thunder clapping that
• 1:42:26
  bitch. You're gonna.
• 1:42:27
  Get one too. All right, you go ahead and roll
• 1:42:29
  yours too. Can I use slide a hand instead?
• 1:42:33
  Nat 20 plus 2/22/12. You're holding on to the bottom
• 1:42:43
  of the wagon. Nat 20.
• 1:42:46
  Yeah, look at that shit. That hit looks so damn good it
• 1:42:49
  restores your confidence. So you smack that ass.
• 1:42:52
  Give me a deck save. Hop off there. 18.
• 1:42:56
  As soon as you clap cheeks on that offs.
• 1:42:58
  It. Just, you know, whatever an ox
• 1:43:02
  sounds like, I don't know, and it just bolts.
• 1:43:06
  There's a huge jerk and you leap off, do a nice little tumble in
• 1:43:10
  the dirt and roll to one knee. That's a little somewhat shark
• 1:43:13
  he. Got the move.
• 1:43:15
  And the wagon rushes off in the direction.
• 1:43:18
  How, how, how nice the? Sounds and whatnot.
• 1:43:21
  It barrels through, it goes rushing in eventually 304050
• 1:43:26
  feet away. You 2 lose sight of it as it
• 1:43:28
  goes up a hill and over and it rolls in, rolls in.
• 1:43:32
  Then you start to hear all that clatter, all that chatter.
• 1:43:35
  And what is a wagon? Who's a wagon?
• 1:43:38
  What's going on? Whenever I start to hear it, I'm
• 1:43:40
  going to let go. You let go.
• 1:43:42
  Yeah, the minute I start to hear all the clatter and I like
• 1:43:44
  people talking like as soon as it gets faint, but you know,
• 1:43:47
  noticeably close. OK, OK, I'm.
• 1:43:50
  Going to go to the wagon I'm. Glad you clarified.
• 1:43:52
  Give me a stealth check with advantage because they're
• 1:43:56
  they're just focused on the oxen the wagon roll barreling
• 1:43:59
  towards. I got a 12 you.
• 1:44:01
  Got a 12. Wagon goes off into the
• 1:44:07
  distance. You drop, roll out underneath,
• 1:44:09
  try and duck for cover as quickly as you can.
• 1:44:11
  As you do, you realize that that wagon has just barreled into a
• 1:44:15
  camp of what you see in front of you.
• 1:44:17
  Several men, what you make out at the moment, three, maybe 4.
• 1:44:20
  You hear voices. It's a full camp.
• 1:44:22
  Give me a perception check. My classes keep fogging up for
• 1:44:26
  no reason whatsoever. I got a six unless you want to
• 1:44:29
  give me the advantage because they're probably focused on an
• 1:44:32
  ox barely into their camp. Probably look.
• 1:44:36
  Yeah, no, you probably beat me. What'd you get?
• 1:44:39
  I got a three. I got a 4I was like, no, I
• 1:44:44
  didn't you try and scan the encampment from your duck out as
• 1:44:48
  quickly as you can, just kind of getting your perception.
• 1:44:51
  What you do see, it's a it's a it's a rift inside of this
• 1:44:55
  arched, toppling over Cliff side of ravine and you make out
• 1:45:00
  several tents, could be two, could be 3 and a couple of
• 1:45:04
  cages. And as of right now, you see
• 1:45:06
  three men. Where am I on this hill?
• 1:45:09
  So let's say this is the path that you ran up.
• 1:45:12
  Roughly you see, this is the ravine.
• 1:45:14
  Roughly this is what you see. OK, so scoping that out, I
• 1:45:18
  thought they do. You're you're down the pass.
• 1:45:20
  Once you got close, you start to hear the voices.
• 1:45:22
  So you are just a little ways down the pass.
• 1:45:24
  OK. I want to go back up to like the
• 1:45:26
  top of the hill, the hill that I came from.
• 1:45:28
  OK, so you dart back. I want to take aim at one of
• 1:45:31
  them with my fancy new crossbow. You're just gonna kill these
• 1:45:34
  random people? They got cages.
• 1:45:36
  And. You're not there.
• 1:45:40
  I don't know if there's animals or people in there.
• 1:45:42
  There might be another. Damn.
• 1:45:43
  We're, we're like back here, lizard, lizard back here, right?
• 1:45:48
  That is actually a tabletop board game, and it is pretty
• 1:45:50
  damn fun. You're roughly you're yeah,
• 1:45:52
  you're roughly 40 feet away. OK, so yeah, I'm going to fire
• 1:45:56
  one with my crossbow. They were like crossbows, right?
• 1:45:59
  And made an order. I hate all the orphans in the
• 1:46:04
  whole wide world. Do you know what that's wrong?
• 1:46:07
  OK, what did you say? Say it again.
• 1:46:09
  Say it to my face, I said. Do a 23 hit Yes.
• 1:46:14
  Now I get to use my D8. That's an 8.
• 1:46:18
  My God. God damn you.
• 1:46:21
  CJ needs a smaller dice tray. You need a bigger.
• 1:46:23
  One I. Do 13 damage.
• 1:46:27
  Thought team. And if he's not dead, he is
• 1:46:30
  slow. His movement speed is slow by 10
• 1:46:32
  feet and I'm a tuck and roll down the hill.
• 1:46:34
  As you do this, the minute they're they are looking at the
• 1:46:37
  wagon and one has started to calm the ox and they're just
• 1:46:42
  inspecting like. Where did this come from?
• 1:46:44
  I, I don't know what. Well, somebody should look, but
• 1:46:48
  there might be somebody around here.
• 1:46:49
  And as soon as those words leave his mouth and right in the side
• 1:46:55
  of him, he's just. Oh fuck, I think there's
• 1:46:57
  somebody out there. And then you.
• 1:47:01
  Tuck and roll back down the hill to the guys.
• 1:47:03
  Hey, I think I just started some shit.
• 1:47:06
  You be ready. Oh.
• 1:47:10
  Goodness, what'd you do this time?
• 1:47:12
  Well, as you would care to notice, I am missing that bolt
• 1:47:15
  that I loaded into this crossbow.
• 1:47:18
  Oh goodness, you killed somebody, didn't you?
• 1:47:20
  I. Don't know if they're dead, I
• 1:47:21
  didn't stick around to look. Well, let's go find out.
• 1:47:24
  It sounds like one for it. What are you doing?
• 1:47:26
  What are you doing? All of you's.
• 1:47:28
  Triant. We're gonna go check out, check
• 1:47:30
  them out and make sure you know, see if they're hostile, See if
• 1:47:35
  he just murdered somebody. I would.
• 1:47:38
  Like to re stealth and go back up to the top of the hill?
• 1:47:41
  You re stealth and going up to the top of the hill that you're
• 1:47:43
  walking. Away.
• 1:47:44
  Oh mates, I got a good idea, both of you and Stealth and I'll
• 1:47:48
  go talk to him. 16 Stealth. No, no way.
• 1:47:50
  See. Are you moving up with Vallejo?
• 1:47:53
  No way. Go go stealth with him and I'll
• 1:47:55
  go talk to him. Sneaky or roll it.
• 1:47:57
  What'll do, Tony? 20 that 20 get the fuck out of
• 1:48:02
  here. Total of 24 so 16.
• 1:48:08
  So this is exactly what happened Vallejo.
• 1:48:10
  You say I'm going back up the hill.
• 1:48:12
  You start crouching, moving through the tree line and the
• 1:48:14
  Naway is just standing there. What about And then Dara says
• 1:48:20
  simply a Naway you should still do you mean you should hide also
• 1:48:23
  and go with him And as soon as he hears that he just OK and
• 1:48:29
  then he completely vanishes out of your sight after he moves
• 1:48:32
  behind one tree and he's just gone you've.
• 1:48:36
  Seen it now I just. Cresting the snow.
• 1:48:38
  Yeah, you've seen it. Now I'm just running.
• 1:48:40
  Have you ever seen the Cloudy with the Chance meatballs?
• 1:48:44
  The dad. Yeah, he's the cop.
• 1:48:45
  The police officer, the cop. No no, I just running like the.
• 1:48:49
  Place there's a leak in the boat.
• 1:48:51
  Sorry, Blake made the mistake of going to the gym with me one day
• 1:48:53
  and I was ending on cardio. I cranked the treadmill up as
• 1:48:57
  high as it could go. I started running like that and
• 1:49:01
  I looked over and locked eyes with Blake just went fled
• 1:49:03
  Lockwood and he started laughing and it lost his buddy and it was
• 1:49:07
  got launched through the. Chin.
• 1:49:11
  Oh God. So they're they moved up stealth
• 1:49:14
  trying to get behind them. See.
• 1:49:16
  I move up, I'll I'll walk up to him and see if I can use some
• 1:49:19
  manipulator skills. Oh yeah.
• 1:49:22
  Half speed. Let's just say we start here,
• 1:49:24
  right at the end. So 510. 15.
• 1:49:28
  And you're just walking on up. OK so as you 2 are stealth
• 1:49:33
  thing. On my city.
• 1:49:37
  Die cast 911. Whoa.
• 1:49:43
  Oh, whatever. Jeff Dunham can do it.
• 1:49:45
  Yeah, Jeffrey Dummer. No, not the same.
• 1:49:49
  Guy. Oh, not the same.
• 1:49:50
  Sorry. My bad, my bad.
• 1:49:50
  No, he said. OK anyways.
• 1:49:53
  You 2 sneaking ahead, Dara leaves y'all and just approaches
• 1:49:57
  Dara. As you reach the clearing to the
• 1:50:00
  entrance of the encampment, two men come running up to you,
• 1:50:03
  weapons drawn. Stop right there.
• 1:50:05
  Who on the hell are you? Yo, Mama.
• 1:50:08
  I'm just trying to get to safety.
• 1:50:09
  I'm being chased. Give me a deception fuck.
• 1:50:12
  I'm out of luckies. I'm sorry, Lisa thinking.
• 1:50:18
  And double check your sheet cuz I I ain't pussyfooting around.
• 1:50:22
  I think you have advantage on deception.
• 1:50:24
  No, you're, you're skilled in deception.
• 1:50:26
  You. So it's at least a 4, right?
• 1:50:28
  16. They look at you, weapons drawn.
• 1:50:32
  You're not sure exactly what has transpired in their neck of the
• 1:50:35
  woods, but they're just extremely agitated and cautious
• 1:50:39
  and they make eye contact with each other.
• 1:50:41
  They look back at you and they're like, well, you're
• 1:50:44
  coming with us. Come on, lady.
• 1:50:46
  And they reach out and one puts a hand on you and starts forcing
• 1:50:51
  you forward with them all right, And puts a sword do.
• 1:50:54
  I still have. At your back.
• 1:50:57
  Do I still have action or? Yeah.
• 1:50:58
  You haven't done anything besides talk.
• 1:51:00
  Taylor is about to get a train run on right.
• 1:51:03
  What the fuck? I mean.
• 1:51:05
  No, thank you. It might not be up to you.
• 1:51:08
  Hey man, just be glad we ain't in cold steep.
• 1:51:10
  Remember. Shit, remember.
• 1:51:12
  Although I will say this, all Verelios natives, this is a
• 1:51:16
  little cannon for you. All Verelios natives are at
• 1:51:19
  least descendants from cold steep natives and Farragon
• 1:51:23
  natives. What are you doing neighbor?
• 1:51:26
  Just that action of them grabbing a hold of you and
• 1:51:29
  pulling you forward with a sword to your back.
• 1:51:33
  I mean you can give me a deck save, something like that to or
• 1:51:36
  even a strength check. Whatever you want to do to be
• 1:51:38
  like hey get the fuck off me or whatever you want to do.
• 1:51:41
  Or you can let it happen and try something else.
• 1:51:43
  Whatever you want to do. Which ones hurt?
• 1:51:45
  Give me a perception. The one.
• 1:51:46
  That's bleeding. You didn't know 1 was.
• 1:51:47
  Hurting 11. 11 with your perception check of 11, I mean,
• 1:51:51
  basically as you were, as you were pulled up into this
• 1:51:55
  situation, you can see that these two men that are before
• 1:51:57
  you, they're fine, They fine all.
• 1:51:59
  Right as soon as they pull me forward and tell me you you're
• 1:52:07
  coming with us, I'm going to going to be like, oh mate, get
• 1:52:11
  that off me. Don't put a sword to my back
• 1:52:14
  with Dex Dirty. Dexterity. 16. 16, yeah.
• 1:52:19
  You're able, as soon as they grab you by the shoulder and
• 1:52:21
  they go to put the sword at your back, you're able to just pull
• 1:52:24
  away quickly and gain your ground.
• 1:52:26
  But this only agitates them. And stop what you do and come
• 1:52:30
  now or I will end you right here and then.
• 1:52:33
  We don't get to have any fun. I don't want to have to do that.
• 1:52:36
  Oh, that's not how this works. I'll, I'll pull my pull my
• 1:52:41
  boomerang out you. Don't.
• 1:52:43
  Have your boomerang. I don't have any weapons.
• 1:52:45
  You have that twin blade. You have You have what?
• 1:52:48
  Happened to my boomerang. Oh, it's still.
• 1:52:50
  You drew it. It's still flying around with on
• 1:52:52
  and off you have. Your twin blade.
• 1:52:54
  It's just. Yeah, you you have, you have the
• 1:52:56
  spear you spent 13 gold on. I didn't buy that.
• 1:53:00
  Oh yes, you could. Be clear, my sugar daddy bought
• 1:53:02
  that for me. Oh my God.
• 1:53:04
  Oh my God, You're a sugar baby. You're a sugar baby.
• 1:53:07
  That's right, sugar, I don't forget your bubbles.
• 1:53:12
  Were so ah, shut up I'm. About to fill you with my
• 1:53:14
  pockets in. It's pretty much stand at this
• 1:53:17
  point, all right? I'll I'll pull the the twins,
• 1:53:23
  the dual sided spear out and defend myself and I will I will
• 1:53:28
  go for a slash. Roll your attack.
• 1:53:32
  Want to reload the? Crossbow March stating it before
• 1:53:34
  initiative starts. Since we're both stealth, I want
• 1:53:37
  to hand the crossbow to the Naway.
• 1:53:40
  It's loaded and we have a Vantage.
• 1:53:42
  Thank you. 2 D 4 + 4 right? That was a 16.
• 1:53:48
  OK. OK, so that was a four first
• 1:53:51
  roll on the damage and a 1, so 5 + 4. +2 Your proficiency bonus
• 1:53:58
  only goes to the. I'm saying the damage it's a 2 D
• 1:54:03
  4 + 4. Oh my bad.
• 1:54:06
  So 9. Landon's learning change.
• 1:54:09
  My bad. 99 damage. 9991 furthest that way you pull your spear out
• 1:54:16
  and you swing it across slashing him and he is unable to get his
• 1:54:23
  sword ready for that. He didn't expect you to attack
• 1:54:27
  Batty. Yeah, a Batty with a fatty.
• 1:54:30
  I almost said fatty with a Batty again.
• 1:54:32
  I know and. Oh God, fucking cunts.
• 1:54:37
  That's a bad word mate. You should watch your body
• 1:54:40
  mouth. Your mom never taught you that's
• 1:54:41
  that's not a good word. Roll initiative.
• 1:54:44
  Damn. 20 Yeah, now it goes first again.
• 1:54:47
  Damn, we're going to Crest this hill and just light they asses
• 1:54:49
  up. I mean, I'm going to eat every
• 1:54:52
  two of their asses. And they haven't even made an
• 1:54:55
  action. One's taking nine damage, the
• 1:54:56
  other one's taking 13. I'm cresting this hill, Hoshiko
• 1:55:01
  in hand. Uh huh.
• 1:55:04
  Yeah, you do it way better. Can you do it?
• 1:55:09
  Again. Do it again, stupid America.
• 1:55:12
  One more time, Dan, I'll take fuck.
• 1:55:16
  I got an 18. Hey everybody rolled highs I.
• 1:55:19
  Know I got a nine left it. Like gave us back our energy for
• 1:55:23
  good roles sounds. Like it?
• 1:55:25
  Sorry, sorry. I got a nine, that guy got a 15,
• 1:55:28
  one of them has just now gotten a 12.
• 1:55:31
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